▶ f22928 (453) No.57858>>57861
▶ f22928 (453) No.57861
>>57858
Cute and tragic tbh. Be nice to them.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57862
>>57854 (OP)
nice edition lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.57864
serious question
>do bats like being brushie brushied?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57865>>57868 >>57870 >>57873
Would she want me to masturbate? No
▶ f22928 (453) No.57866
▶ f22928 (453) No.57868>>57871 >>57872
>>57865
she looks like she controls the tides lad, and she probably wouldnt care either way
▶ f22928 (453) No.57870>>57871
>>57865
She doesnt want you to ask us about it either, she told me earlier.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57871>>57875 >>57876
>>57868
what does that mean laddo
>>57870
NONCE
▶ f22928 (453) No.57872>>57876
>>57868
>looks like she controls the tides
TIDAL WAVE WHEN SHE LOOKS YOUR WAY
▶ f22928 (453) No.57873>>57883
>>57865
I think she would want you to
▶ f22928 (453) No.57875>>57883
>>57871
She told me while we were at Mosque tbh lad, allahu ackbar.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57876>>57878 >>57883
>>57871
she looks like moonman
>>57872
i dont get that song sorry lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57878>>57880
>>57876
Reference ---—-》
(Britposters head)
▶ f22928 (453) No.57879>>57882 >>57884 >>57891
chocolate cake and custard
made me feel sick
threw it away after a bit
fucking rank tbh
also fapped three times today
▶ f22928 (453) No.57880
>>57878
lad help you out here
▶ f22928 (453) No.57881
▶ f22928 (453) No.57882
▶ f22928 (453) No.57883>>57892 >>57895
>>57876
not nice
>>57873
nah tbh
>>57875
good lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57884
▶ f22928 (453) No.57885>>57886 >>57888
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▶ f22928 (453) No.57888
▶ f22928 (453) No.57889
▶ f22928 (453) No.57890>>57893
>>57887
I really dont get asmr tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57891
>>57879
try a cheeseburger next time
▶ f22928 (453) No.57892
▶ f22928 (453) No.57893>>57896
>>57890
I don't either tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57894
▶ f22928 (453) No.57895>>57897
>>57883
I've had a few gfs that were keen on watching my crank one out tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57896>>57898 >>57944 >>58169
>>57893
It seems like an excuse for lowgrade voyeurs and exhibitionists to make videos.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57897>>57914
>>57895
Really lad? I cant say Ive found that to be the case.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57898
>>57896
ngl i love a bit of ASMR
▶ f22928 (453) No.57899>>57901
>its a 'i feel wet and itchy and i dont know why' episode
▶ f22928 (453) No.57900
why do women have to shout on the phone for hours? fuck off
▶ f22928 (453) No.57901>>57902
>>57899
is it body-sweat? Hot in your room?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57902>>57904
>>57901
no its very cold and windy
▶ f22928 (453) No.57904>>57906
>>57902
damp condensation?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57905
▶ f22928 (453) No.57906>>57907 >>57909
>>57904
my feet are cold and sweaty and im itchy
▶ f22928 (453) No.57907
>>57903
wew lad
>>57906
turn the heating up and see if anything changes
▶ f22928 (453) No.57908>>57916
>Eugenie poster is absent
▶ f22928 (453) No.57909
>>57906
shit lad that sounds fatal
▶ f22928 (453) No.57910>>57911 >>57912 >>57926
kekistan might actually be the worst memi to have ever been created
▶ f22928 (453) No.57911
>>57910
i agree tbh i hate it
▶ f22928 (453) No.57912
>>57910
its pretty bad tbh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57914>>57919
▶ f22928 (453) No.57915>>57918
>2gb data used in one day
But how?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57916>>57926
>>57908
I'm here but I feel a bit quiet this evening.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57917
>>57913
>>57913
That's clearly an Asian "woman" that's been adapted to look white.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57918>>57920 >>57925
>>57915
*posts 10000x10000 image*
I don't know lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57919>>57921
>>57914
So you were in a womans company, in a sexual manner, and you bashed the bishop for her? seems like a waste ngl.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57920
>>57918
I mean I'm posting and you open it not that you post it
▶ f22928 (453) No.57921>>57927
>>57919
>>57919
Yeah, it usually ended with us having sex. It got her in the mood.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57925>>57928
>>57918
reeee i dont want to hide all the images because its no fun that way. Can everyone agree on a 500x500 100kb limit for pics for my sake.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57926
>>57910
I've not really been exposed to it in the wild tbh, I'd have thought it would be pretty funny even if it is just based centrism shit.
>>57916
Good lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57927>>57929 >>57931
>>57921
>got her in the mood
Sounds rapey.
Usually shes in the mood before my penis comes out, tbh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57928>>57930 >>57934
>>57922
why the long face dad?
>>57925
that's a hefty restriction lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57929>>57930
>>57927
doesnt sound rapey to me
▶ f22928 (453) No.57930>>57933 >>57936
>>57928
I was joking lad.
>>57929
>woman isnt in the mood
>pull penis out and stroke it
>????
>profit
▶ f22928 (453) No.57931>>57935 >>57938
>>57927
Okay here a scenario I remember. Both tired, me too horny to sleep. I ask if she wants to fuck, she says no too tired, but I can jack off if I want. So I start, and seeing me do that gets her in the mood and we end up fucking anyway.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57932
>>57922
The dad's torso is bigger than the son.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57933>>57938
>>57930
i mean as long as she gets into it its fine
▶ f22928 (453) No.57934>>57936
>>57928
That's what testosterone does to people lass…
▶ f22928 (453) No.57935
>>57931
Okay thats absolutely fine lad, and a sound tactic. Kek.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57936
>>57930
I knew that haha..
>>57934
smh how cruel
▶ f22928 (453) No.57937>>57939 >>57940 >>57943 >>57945 >>57947
Man imperium lass does some strange shit.
I just messaged her telling that I didn't think I should message her anymore as I don't want to step on her bf's toes. She then sent me this video, implying I should stick around to watch myself cuckolded as that shows I really like her?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57938
>>57933
agreed, this explanation makes sense now. >>57931
▶ f22928 (453) No.57939>>57941
>>57937
find a new chinky lass lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57940
▶ f22928 (453) No.57941>>57942
>>57939
I was thinking just a break. I ip located her in a different location(Quezon rather than where she said she was), maybe its just a troll. This is just confusing tbh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57942
>>57941
find a new one, she's not to be trusted
▶ f22928 (453) No.57943
▶ f22928 (453) No.57944
>>57896
it works for people tbh. It's the based free market
▶ f22928 (453) No.57946>>57959
>>57945
Explain the vid to me tbh. I don't really get it.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57947>>57949
>>57937
>>57937
This sounds like a fucking horrendous situation!
Are you the same lad that was talking to a grill for months, then she got peevish and showed the world your chat history?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57949>>57952
>>57947
No, if anything I've been sharing her chat logs.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57950>>57951 >>57968
>>57922
>No other sizes of this image found.
Did you crop it from somewhere, lass?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57951
>>57950
it's a self portrait
▶ f22928 (453) No.57952>>57954 >>57956
>>57949
She's keeping you around as a backup shoulder to cry on if it goes shit with that other guy.
Aka, she's trying to get you to accept being a beta orbiter.
Do not do it! Get you self respect back and ignore her, completely.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57953>>57955
>>57948
Could you stop posting these soulless robots please lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57954
▶ f22928 (453) No.57956>>57958 >>58006
>>57952
Ah I understand now. The really shit part is her bf actually blamed me for some shit he did earlier in the month. I worked this out after she tried to force a confession out of me. I don't see why she can't just let me orbit from afar not talking to her but ready to step in if she splits with her bf. That's basically what I said to her but apparently that's not good enough.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57957>>57958 >>57960 >>57961
I love it when the moon is out in daylight, looks like the death star hovering above
▶ f22928 (453) No.57958
>>57956
> I don't see why she can't just let me orbit from afar not talking to her but ready to step in if she splits with her bf
Sounds weak lad, strive for better.
>>57957
kek
▶ f22928 (453) No.57959
>>57946
I don't have a scooby doo what she could mean by sending it to you in that circumstance, lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57961>>57975
>>57957
im gonna think that everytime i see it lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57963
>>57962
just gives me bad vibes but im not sure why
▶ f22928 (453) No.57964>>57965
exercised and then showered really scrtubbed hard and changed into fresh underwear and socks
>>57948
phwoarrrrrrrr kawaiiiiiii desuuuuuuuuuuu
>>57955
yumi sugimoto
not JAV
actress in super sentai or whatever its called for a while (not anymore i think) was the yellow one also did gravure which is what that is shes the same girl as the one riding a bike that i posted before
>>57962
thats clearly from a jav
i thought you didnt want to post any jav girls or anything from jav
▶ f22928 (453) No.57965
>>57964
lad I genuinely don't know anyone in JAV, so me saving any jav bints is an accident
▶ f22928 (453) No.57966>>57969 >>57970
can i put towels on the washing line?
i put them in the machine then stuck them on the radiator to dry early in the morning (after squeezing them and twisting them in the garden to get some water out) and theyre drying but starting to smell bad
i didnt want to put them on the line because theyre so heavy i was worried it might snap the line or sumfink
▶ f22928 (453) No.57967
SHARIAH MAY SAYS EU TRYING TI INFLUENCE UK ELECTION
its only bad when the russians do it
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Z1RR?il=0
>British Prime Minister Theresa May accused European politicians and officials on Wednesday of seeking to affect the outcome of the June 8 national election by issuing threats over Brexit.
>May, whose Conservative Party has a double-digit lead over the main opposition Labour Party in the polls, has framed the early election as an opportunity to strengthen her hand in upcoming negotiations on Britain's exit from the European Union.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57968>>57975 >>57987
>>57950
It's something I saw on /pol/ a year or two ago. I don't know where it's from.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57969
>>57966
It should be alright
▶ f22928 (453) No.57970>>57971 >>57973
>>57966
put them in the washing machine on 'spin' only to save you wringing the water out, and yes they can go outside.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57971>>57974
>>57970
but how do they get washed if theres no water?
we got the powder stuff you put in the machine but idk how to puyt it in
i been using these little green capsules you put in behind the clothes in the machine
▶ f22928 (453) No.57972
oh wait you mean spin after i washed them
▶ f22928 (453) No.57973>>57976 >>57979
>>57970
how do lasses react when you take them back to a van?
▶ f22928 (453) No.57974
>>57971
No lad, after the first wash you put it on spin to dry them a bit more.
It doesnt matter where the liquid or powder goes lad, I put it in a sock with the rest of the washing at the laundrette.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57975>>57982
>>57960
noice lad
>>57961
you have been warned
>>57968
based
▶ f22928 (453) No.57976>>57982
>>57973
I dont take them back to the van, I pay for a hotel or go back to theirs. cant afford it right now because brassic and skinflint.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57977>>57980
tbh theres quite a few japs that look quite european tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57979>>57982
>>57973
also my poem works a treat
>roses are red
>violets are blue
>ive got a knife
>now get in the fucking van
▶ f22928 (453) No.57980>>57981
>>57977
this is why they are honorary, they are the asians that preserved their original aryan genes the most. the chinese used to be aryan as well but…
▶ f22928 (453) No.57981>>57983
>>57980
>can't post FLAC here
I had a file of a qt nip girl saying "the Jews fear the Samurai"
▶ f22928 (453) No.57982>>57985
>>57975
what did he memi by this.
>>57976
ah that makes sense, i wa imagining you bringing them out in the carpark and saying "get in then" whislt gesturing to a white van with "Sweeties" scrawled on the side
>>57979
the ladies must be all over you for that one lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.57984>>57986
fartiung a lot been eating shit
gonna start reducing my meal sizes
i got mummy to get me baked bean tins but the half size ones and i have that with one toast instead of a full tin with two toast
and im gonna havbe just porridge instead of porridge and two toast with peanut butter
and i will have rice with tuna i got mummy to get me vegetables but she got these tinned ones and they are fucking disgusting and you cant even taste the tuna they overpower everything fucking rank even when i put them in the microwave with some boiled water to take ther taste off of them they still cover up the tuna and are gross so just the rice and tuna will have to do she said shell get me some frozen ones when they get back from thailand
and she got me a ton of eggs i think i got enough for four a day i didnt count maybe three a day so that with a bit of toast
i think im only getting like 1500 calories even with all that
▶ f22928 (453) No.57985>>57986
>>57982
>bringing them to a carpark
>here it is sweetheart, The Fuck Truck.
>no you have to get in first because theres no room
*bed breaks*
>sorry it was only designed for me…
*she cries and leaves*
▶ f22928 (453) No.57986>>57988
>>57984
>i think im only getting like 1500 calories even with all that
well arnt you trying to lose weight?
>>57985
> here it is sweetheart, The Fuck Truck.
TOP KEK
▶ f22928 (453) No.57987
>>57968
>>57922
they're the same pill tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57988>>57989 >>57990
>>57986
yeah but i been eating onlky about that much but + sweeties
im not even hungry when i eat sweeties at least not for anything else its like im totally full but i can still eat sweeties
but 1500 is very low i think even for trying to lose weight youre supposed to have like 300 deficit not a 1000
▶ f22928 (453) No.57989>>57990
>>57988
>300kcal deficit
Just excercise lad. Eat what you want and work it off.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57990>>57992
>>57988
well depending on your bmi you dont need 2500, i only need 2000 to maintain my weight.
>>57989
bad advice, he should be doing both with not eating as much as a priority
▶ f22928 (453) No.57991>>57993 >>57996
▶ f22928 (453) No.57992>>57995
>>57990
>bad advice
depends if hes fat or not lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57993>>57998
>>57991
smh I think theres some Tuberculosis going around.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57994
EU OFFICIAL: BREXIT CANNOT BE A SUCCESS
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKKBN17Z22P?il=0
>Martin Selmayr, who is the head of cabinet for European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker, also said British Prime Minister Theresa May was an impressive negotiator, which was good for Brexit talks.
>"Brexit will never become a success, of course, because it is a sad and sorry event, but it can be managed in a professional and pragmatic way," Selmayr said.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57995>>57997
▶ f22928 (453) No.57996>>57998
>>57991
a bit, yeah. Been a bit lazy lately tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.57997
>>57995
Oh I picture him as a rake for some reason smh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.57998>>58001
>>57996
smh tbh lad
>>57993
Is there a bug going round? Everyone should be washing their hands tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58001
>>57998
Maybe lad, I was trying to raise a laugh is all. *bleaches hands regardless*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58002
>>57999
>>58000
good not-related-to-nonce-miscegenation-or-gaybo-posting gets lads tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58003>>58004
Lads whats the concensus on the best RPG i can emulate on my phone? Secrets of Mana, Chronotrigger, Phantasy Star… am i missing anything? i really want to play heroes of might and magic again tbh, is that ported to phones yet?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58004>>58009
>>58003
I imagine a modern phone could run Heroes of Might and Magic, but those three are solid choices, there's also some classic final fantasies you could play.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58005
10 MINUTES OF BRISK WALKING A DAY: NEW STUDY
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170503102934.htm
>It is not the amount of time spent sitting still that matters. Instead it is the extent of physical activity that is essential in reducing the risk of elderly women developing cardiovascular disease, as shown in a new Örebro study published in PLOS ONE.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58006
>>57956
No, don't orbit at all. It's a losing strategy. It exposes you as a thirsty beta, and she'll want to keep you in that role. Even as she finds more "alpha" seeming guys (who wouldn't accept that).
Stop giving her your time an attention. Find a better target for your affections, it's wasted in her, and she will also make it harder for you to focus on someone else.
Cut all ties and move on.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58008>>58010
▶ f22928 (453) No.58009>>58012 >>58030
>>58004
Im playing ff 6 on gba at the minute, smh I should have played the snes one the translation is fucking wank.
>H M M
Ive found a port on playstore, it needs me to fire up the laptop though which is off for the day smh.
>tfw theres an official ff7 and 9 port in the playstore but they are £8 and £11 respectively.
reeee Square robbing bastards
▶ f22928 (453) No.58010>>58011 >>58014
▶ f22928 (453) No.58011>>58013
▶ f22928 (453) No.58012
>>58009
I imagine there's other handhelds you could get for cheap now tbh, like I think the first gen PSP isn't exactly expensive now, and that has a whole bunch of games for it. Especially RPGs.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58013>>58015
▶ f22928 (453) No.58014>>58016
>>58010
You're posting robo-traps you faggot!
▶ f22928 (453) No.58016>>58017
>>58014
No I'm not, it's obviously a woman
▶ f22928 (453) No.58017>>58018
>>58016
Now do you see?
>>58015
▶ f22928 (453) No.58018
▶ f22928 (453) No.58019>>58021
>tfw not a boymaid for domwife
sad!
▶ f22928 (453) No.58021
>>58019
>homo
>>58020
Glad you've finally joined the imperium
▶ f22928 (453) No.58022
>>58020
male, trap female. Only difference between the asian genders is the length of hair.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58023>>58024 >>58028
>>58020
its a boy to catch him out isnt it
▶ f22928 (453) No.58024>>58025 >>58026 >>58027 >>58028
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▶ f22928 (453) No.58029
▶ f22928 (453) No.58030>>58108
>>58009
what gba games do you have lad?
I'll swap some, got:
Legend of Zelda Links Awakening
Kwirk
Simpsons Night of the Living Treehouse of Horror
Super Marioland
Asterix & Obelix take on Caesar
Harry Potter & the Philosophers Stone
Star Wars the New Droid Army
Dinotopia the Timestone Pirates
Star Wars Trilogy Apprentice of the Force
Pokemon Emerald Version
>ywn again rent a sega and play Sonic and wierd nip import games ever again
>ywn again have a day out in the big town playing with legos in a coffeeshop and buying gameboy cartridges with your pocket money
TURN BACK TIME
▶ f22928 (453) No.58032
▶ f22928 (453) No.58033>>58034
>>58031
lad please stop doing this to me
▶ f22928 (453) No.58034>>58035
>>58033
But I thought you liked asian girls.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58036>>58038 >>58039
>>58035
but you can't tell the difference smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58038
>>58036
Gender is a spectrum tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58039>>58040
>>58036
I can lad
>>58037
No it's not, and you know it's not
▶ f22928 (453) No.58040>>58041
▶ f22928 (453) No.58041>>58044
▶ f22928 (453) No.58042>>58044
>>58037
Just like you? :^)
▶ f22928 (453) No.58043
listening to BBC news
they keep calling LePenn "Far Right"
>mfw
▶ f22928 (453) No.58044>>58045
>>58041
That's just a puffy vagina.
>>58042
Yes lad, exactly like me.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58045>>58046 >>58049
>>58044
lad please stop trying to turn everyone gay
▶ f22928 (453) No.58046
>>58045
>he doesn't have a transformation fetish
▶ f22928 (453) No.58047>>58048 >>58051 >>58053 >>58054 >>58058
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hi lads
Made a memi video since I figure I should get out there tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58048
▶ f22928 (453) No.58049>>58052 >>58056 >>58073
>>58045
I'm sorry lad, please forgive me.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58051>>58059
>>58047
Hail, Great Leader
*watches video*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58052>>58055 >>58056
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▶ f22928 (453) No.58054>>58059
>>58047
hey lad
We believe Britain can be a lot better than this…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58055>>58057
>>58052
>can't even post real chinky girls anymore
Smh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58056
>>58049
tbf this one is quite convincing
>>58052
this is what it feels like whenever you post something lad, people dont like it
▶ f22928 (453) No.58057>>58061
>>58055
real chinky girls are nice lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58058>>58060
>>58047
>none of the other parties will give us Brexit
>Tories win
>we still get Brexit
Why is Nigel such an angry nativist liar? smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58059
>>58051
Good lad
>>58053
Thanks lad
>>58054
>tfw no Davey C as PM
▶ f22928 (453) No.58060
>>58058
Duncan was right all along tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58061>>58063
>>58057
But I am posting real chinky girls lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58062>>58063 >>58064
got some county council elections tomorrow lads
worth tactically voting for the cuckservatives to try and deny the Greens or should I just go for Mosley/Powell?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58063>>58065 >>58068
>>58062
tacticool voting is a mug's game
>>58061
I don't trust you lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.58064>>58068
>>58062
based joe owens tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58065>>58066 >>58067
>>58063
Do you think the girl I post is a trap?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58066>>58071
>>58065
I don't know any more
▶ f22928 (453) No.58067>>58070
>>58065
¨You got him now, lass. He's a homo
▶ f22928 (453) No.58068
>>58063
>>58064
Mosley/Owens/Powell it is
going to see if I can't get a pic so vanlad can post it here
*spends 20 minutes in the booth drawing caricatures of the lads*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58069
Oh and here is the QT tomorrow
It's actually pretty good
▶ f22928 (453) No.58070
▶ f22928 (453) No.58071>>58072 >>58076
>>58066
Her name is Yukie Nakama, she's an actress and definitely not a trap. You can look her up to make sure I'm not lying. The previous two girls were also not traps.
How will you ever trust your senses again? You've likely already felt genuine lust for several biological males while adding to your gook folder.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58072
>>58071
>You've likely already felt genuine lust for several biological males while adding to your gook folder.
Yeah, no
▶ f22928 (453) No.58073
▶ f22928 (453) No.58076>>58078
>>58071
>tfw feel no lust for any gooks so I can't be gay
▶ f22928 (453) No.58077
▶ f22928 (453) No.58078
>>58076
>tfw not gay so I can't be gay
▶ f22928 (453) No.58079
>>58075
What is cancer containment?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58080>>58081
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39796094
Handsome Autist builds ball bearing bomb out of £2 clock and shrapnel. Government jails him.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58081>>58084
>>58080
This is clearly a case of autist discrimination. Where are the autist civil rights groups to protest this?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58082>>58169
i want to tame her and make her a nice housewife
i think she would actually be a good mummy tbh she just needs to be tamed so she stops this politics and career bollocks and just is a mummy and wife
▶ f22928 (453) No.58083>>58169
imagine shes washing up and you come at her from behind and wrap your arms around her and kiss her and shes all playful saying stop but she loves it really and then you get all hot and bothered and rail her right there against the kitchen worktop wew
▶ f22928 (453) No.58084
>>58081
NO TENDIES NO PEACE
▶ f22928 (453) No.58085>>58086 >>58087 >>58090
>about to go to bed
>motivated as fuck now
>just want to draw
>really want to draw batman but i cant
>but motivated to continue practicing so i can do it one day
>but tired
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fucking tired for several hours now and no desire to do anything
then at night suddenly im still tired but my mind stops being tired (just my body) and now im ready to go fml
▶ f22928 (453) No.58086>>58088
>>58085
You seem to have your sleeping schedule down at least
▶ f22928 (453) No.58087>>58088
>>58085
do stuff right now while your motivated and fuck waking up normal time lad, its not like you have to be anywhere tomorow
▶ f22928 (453) No.58088>>58097
>>58087
but thern sleep gets fuckerd
>>58086
not really i was going to sleep at 8 and waking ta 5 or 6
and its slowly getting laterr and later before i go to bed
idk what to do it seems impossible to stick to anything
▶ f22928 (453) No.58090>>58092
>>58085
do you like digital comics lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58091>>58095
Degrading yourself to niggers just isn't enough I guess
▶ f22928 (453) No.58092>>58093
>>58090
i read a couple batman graphic novels thats about it
idk i just think batman is cool
▶ f22928 (453) No.58093
>>58092
Search nemesis43 on worldwide torrents. he's the king of digital comics lad. also download cbr reader if you feel like it.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58094
bedtime reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tomorrow i wont fap or eat sweeties
▶ f22928 (453) No.58095
>>58091
>people will defend white """"women""""
▶ f22928 (453) No.58096>>58098 >>58099
Chechen authorities tell parents: 'Kill your gay sons or we will', survivor claims
>Chechen police are reportedly urging parents to kill their gay children, according to survivor testimony from one man held in a “gay torture camp” in the country.
Is it time for Drumpf to intervene and stop the gay holocaust?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/chechnya-parents-kill-gay-sons-russia-region-government-chechen-leader-ramzan-kadyrov-a7714591.html
▶ f22928 (453) No.58097
>>58088
who gives a shit about sleep patterns lad, you're a neet you dont need to live by normie sleep patterns
▶ f22928 (453) No.58098>>58101
>>58096
thats a bit much isnt it?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58099>>58101
>>58096
haha based chechens wojak6
▶ f22928 (453) No.58100
Fabio’s Advice to Americans: ‘Don’t Ever Give Up Your Guns’
>Fabio Lanzoni loves America. He’s had wild success since immigrating here as a model and adorning the covers of popular romance novels (as well as writing a few of his own). He’s also appeared in a handful of popular movies, television shows, and commercials.
Based
http://www.lifezette.com/popzette/fabios-advice-to-americans-dont-ever-give-up-your-guns/
▶ f22928 (453) No.58101
>>58099
What did she mean by this?
>>58098
Apparently it is only a claim made by a "survivor", however they are Muslim so I wouldn't put it beyond them.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58102>>58103
In the Philippines, couples are so broody that it's not uncommon for them to use the nickname mommy and daddy for each other.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58103>>58104
▶ f22928 (453) No.58104>>58105
>>58103
broody adjective (WANTING YOUNG)
Where are you from lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58105>>58106
>>58104
Literally never heard it used like that
▶ f22928 (453) No.58106
>>58105
ah, the caps was from a copy and paste, no offence intended.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58108>>58118
>>58030
Im emulating them lad, smh just got caught up in ff6 for an hour reeeeee need a cigarrette
▶ f22928 (453) No.58110>>58111 >>58112
>>58109
His one was slightly better because it didnt include Ancom
▶ f22928 (453) No.58111>>58114
>>58110
tbh they're both kind of shit.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58112
▶ f22928 (453) No.58114>>58116
▶ f22928 (453) No.58116
▶ f22928 (453) No.58118
>>58108
back in the BoB they go then
got my priorities straight kek
going to vote for mosley/joe owens/powell in the county council elections tomorrow tbh I'll try and take a pic for you to upload here if you can
I went to a moby shop a couple weeks ago and as far as anyone knows my grandadphone can't port photos through a mini usb smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58119>>58121
>>58117
I'LL DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD
*escalates*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58120
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Netflix Edits ‘Bill Nye’ Episode to Remove Segment Saying Chromosomes Determine Gender
>When uploaded to Netflix, an episode of the educational children's show "Bill Nye the Science Guy" cut out a segment saying that chromosomes determine one's gender.
I guess it should be changed since we now know better, right? :^)
http://freebeacon.com/culture/netflix-edits-bill-nye-episode-remove-segment-chromosomes-determine-gender/
▶ f22928 (453) No.58121>>58122
>>58119
That would make me literally sad, lass. Please don't
▶ f22928 (453) No.58125>>58128 >>58134
▶ f22928 (453) No.58126
▶ f22928 (453) No.58127
Comey slams WikiLeaks as ‘intelligence porn’
>FBI Director James Comey slammed WikiLeaks as “intelligence porn” on Wednesday, accusing the anti-secrecy group of serving as a conduit for Russian and other foreign intelligence agencies to publish stolen information intended to damage the United States.
>tfw too intelligent to fall for fake news created by Russian agents
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/03/james-comey-wikileaks-intelligence-porn-237932
▶ f22928 (453) No.58128>>58130 >>58134
>>58122
Nice Moomin/wojak, lass.
>>58125
No please don't it would actually upset me.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58129>>58133
>>58123
>taking the super uggos or models as the average chinky women
wew lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58130>>58132 >>58134
>>58128
you deserve it for BETRAYING THE LAW
▶ f22928 (453) No.58133>>58136
>>58129
Nah lad, look again.
Do you see the one with the half makeup on her eye?
They try to make their eyes look bigger to seem more like the more natural beautiful White woman.
All the pics you post are of them doing their best to look white (human).
▶ f22928 (453) No.58134>>58137
>>58125
I don't want to make him sad…
>>58128
thanks lad
>>58130
smh an eye for an eye then
▶ f22928 (453) No.58135>>58138
>>58131
/newbrit/ thinks vaginas are gross anyway…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58137>>58144 >>58147
>>58134
>I don't want to make him sad…
Thanks, lass. Now delete all of Anprim's prosts. See how he likes it.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58138>>58141
>>58135
We love vaginas, lad…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58139
>>58136
Asian women will never be real women.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58140
▶ f22928 (453) No.58143>>58146
>>58141
SECRET
/BRIT/
DISCORD
▶ f22928 (453) No.58144
>>58137
you need to be cured of your monsterness lad
>>58107
▶ f22928 (453) No.58145>>58148
>>58142
What's wrong, lass?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58146>>58151
>>58143
Are you blaming it all on spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/)?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58147>>58151
▶ f22928 (453) No.58148>>58151
>>58145
stop calling me lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.58149>>58150 >>58152
Lads i think my dads house might be haunted
▶ f22928 (453) No.58150>>58155
▶ f22928 (453) No.58151>>58153 >>58154 >>58156
>>58146
Yes.
>>58148
*massages your shoulders and neck* Tell us…
>>58147
Lad there is proof in this thread of you conspiring against me. If we deleted all your posts that proof would disappear…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58153>>58158
>>58151
>conspiring against you
I simply wanted Pembs to be independent from your emotional manipulation!
▶ f22928 (453) No.58154>>58160
>>58151
>*massages your shoulders and neck*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58155>>58157 >>58160 >>58161
>>58150
i keep seeing people or spirity things in my house and couple weeks back i was staring at this black silhouette and then it "flew" right at me, stuff like that keeps happening but only here
>>58152
full on spooky
▶ f22928 (453) No.58156>>58160
>>58151
It wasn't spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/).
I was mod of that poll. I backtracked the connection and logged the IPs. All the routers were in inputting via /newbrit/
▶ f22928 (453) No.58157>>58164
>>58155
Sounds haunted ngl
▶ f22928 (453) No.58159>>58164
I'm a stronger lad if I don't contact her. I have to keep to my word, what's the point if she's going to be with him anyway. (he tried to frame me).
▶ f22928 (453) No.58160>>58163 >>58164
>>58154
I just wanted to help las- lad
>>58155
Sounds like a mystery that needs solving
>>58156
the spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) can browse the thread, lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58161
>>58155
damn that's crazy
>>58158
stop manipulating me
▶ f22928 (453) No.58163>>58172
>>58160
I would have recognised Alberto's energy signature.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58164>>58167 >>58168 >>58172
>>58157
i have to sleep here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58159
>(he tried to frame me).
what now?
>>58160
will you be my scooby doo lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58166>>58171
>>58165
>saving this many images of people who look like chinky women
if I didn't know any better, I'd think you secretly like chinky women
▶ f22928 (453) No.58167>>58170
>>58164
Try not to get possessed lad…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58168>>58175
>>58164
It's really long to explain. Short version, I made a fake account using her pics for april's fool, she told him. She shared her account with him on the dating site, he deleted her account without permission. She got mad, 4 hours later he sets up a profile of himself with his picture and messages her new profile. She logs in after 2 days, asks if he sent her a message, he denies it. I get the blame and asked if I hacked her phone to put his photo up. I didn't do shit.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58169
>>57896
Stop being a poorfag and buy good headphones.
>>58082
>>58083
She's a crypto-yid tbh. To each their own jewess I guess though.
>>58141
tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58170
>>58167
I'll be fine but my Dad sufferes from mental illnesses so i wonder if its had an effect on him
▶ f22928 (453) No.58171>>58173
>>58166
>people that look like chinky women
These are robots lad, can't you tell the difference?
no, you can't tell the difference, because all Asian women look like robots
▶ f22928 (453) No.58172>>58174 >>58175
>>58165
She could be if she's brave, truthful, and unselfish.
>>58163
t-then they were ironic votes
>>58164
>will you be my scooby doo lad?
Want me to dress up as a dog, lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58173>>58176
>>58171
>robots deliberatly made to look like chinky women look like chinky women
who'd have thunk it
Chinky women are beautiful lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58174>>58177
>>58172
>want me to dress up as a dog, lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58175>>58177
>>58168
she sounds like a dumb roastie lad
>>58172
>Want me to dress up as a dog, lad?
no what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking faggot
▶ f22928 (453) No.58176>>58178 >>58180
>>58173
The few it's modelled on Caucasian women are easier to spot though, because white women don't look like robots normally.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58177>>58181
>>58174
I'd only do it to attract white women, lad
>>58175
>no what the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking faggot
Laaaaad. What did you mean then?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58178
▶ f22928 (453) No.58180>>58182
▶ f22928 (453) No.58181>>58184
>>58177
my buddy who eats scooby snacks and solves mysteries and shit lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58182
>>58180
You see? It's much easier to make fembot-Asians, because they already look like robots.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58184>>58185
>>58181
I do look a bit Shaggy I guess
▶ f22928 (453) No.58185>>58186
>>58184
I already called Shaggy mate
▶ f22928 (453) No.58187>>58193
>>58123
The ones on the bottom panel are the same as the ones on top, just post-surgery.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58188
>>58186
fred looking a little rapey there good ol fred
▶ f22928 (453) No.58189>>58194
convert to my previously unheard of orthodox Christian sect to save western civilisation
or burn for all eternity in damnation
▶ f22928 (453) No.58190>>58191
>>58183
What did you memi by this?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58191>>58196
>>58190
Wondering if people would imply I was a nonce or not…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58192
▶ f22928 (453) No.58193
>>58187
No, that is not the case
▶ f22928 (453) No.58194
>>58189
(You) this post to annoy Neo-reactionary Christ cucks.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58196>>58199 >>58246
>>58191
Hmm I guess noncery is in the eye of the beholder…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58197>>58198
▶ f22928 (453) No.58198>>58202
>>58197
you've been "hmmm"ing all evening lad, whats up?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58199
>>58196
Who are you calling a nonce, lad…. nice eye
▶ f22928 (453) No.58200
▶ f22928 (453) No.58201>>58203 >>58204
night lads, might cut tonight tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58202>>58204 >>58206
>>58198
Just thinking about applying to that gun maker apprenticeship thingo, wondering how to write the email.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58203>>58205
>>58201
Night
try writing something, lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.58204
>>58201
cut a swastika on ya face lad
>>58202
good luck lad it sounds like a good gig
▶ f22928 (453) No.58205>>58207 >>58213
>>58203
You're turning into quite the monster, lass.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58206>>58211
>>58202
Post the sample email here, we'll critique it
▶ f22928 (453) No.58207>>58210 >>58211
>>58205
I am trying the reverse psychology memi, lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.58210>>58212 >>58218
▶ f22928 (453) No.58211>>58214 >>58237
>>58206
Dear Sir/Madam
I saw the add for an apprenticeship with your company and would like to apply. I have always had an interest in firearms, both old and new, and a chance to learn and work with a prestigious company such as Boss & Co in a field that has always captivated me is an opportunity I cannot miss. Attached is my CV as requested.
Yours faithfully,
anprim
>>58207
YOUR MANIPULATION KNOWS NO BOUNDS
▶ f22928 (453) No.58212>>58226
▶ f22928 (453) No.58213>>58215
>>58205
oh come on lad it was funny, atleas thats the way that the way EYE see it
▶ f22928 (453) No.58214>>58237
>>58211
Hope you get it, lad. Sounds very interesting
▶ f22928 (453) No.58215>>58217
>>58213
Is that your eye, lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58216>>58217 >>58219 >>58223
Is it true that you can use your inner pain to create works of art?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58217>>58220 >>58222
▶ f22928 (453) No.58218>>58227 >>58230
>>58210
Moderation here seems really harsh, just perusing but posts here seem to get deleted all the time before I can even see them and people get banned for nothing so it seems.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58220>>58221
>>58217
>why?
I want to save it in the right folder
▶ f22928 (453) No.58221>>58225
>>58220
it is mine yes lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58222
>>58217
>>58219
Thought it was just a memi tbh
Good to know
▶ f22928 (453) No.58223>>58224
>>58216
sure lad, what can you do creatively? it can be a good outlet
▶ f22928 (453) No.58224>>58229
>>58223
Not much really
I'll have to look for something to do
▶ f22928 (453) No.58225>>58233
>>58221
thanks, lad. Looks cool like a nebula
▶ f22928 (453) No.58226>>58228 >>58229 >>58231
>>58212
>22st and pembs caught playing both sides once again
▶ f22928 (453) No.58227>>58233
>>58218
street is /newbrit/
bulldozers are mods
pedestrians are anons
▶ f22928 (453) No.58228>>58229
>>58226
mods here seem quite tyrannical tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58229
>>58224
hmm, everyone has something lad. good luck.
>>58226
YOU WERENT MEANT TO SEE THIS
>>58228
it was my own post smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58230>>58232 >>58244
>>58218
Would let you in on the secret but mods would ban me before you could even see it. There's something awfully sinister brewing in the underbelly of /newbrit/ these days….
▶ f22928 (453) No.58231
>>58226
But we both agree but use different approaches. Disagreeing as mods would be a good thing, no?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58232>>58235
>>58230
cease and desist or face the consequences
▶ f22928 (453) No.58233>>58234
>>58225
thanks lad i like them, nobody knows what colour to call themgirls like em too
>>58227
that looks like so much fun
▶ f22928 (453) No.58234>>58238
>>58233
>thanks lad i like them, nobody knows what colour to call themgirls like em too
Central heterochromia?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58235>>58236 >>58241
>>58232
Will you ban him for thought crime lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58236>>58246
▶ f22928 (453) No.58237>>58239
>>58214
>>58211
So should I send it?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58238>>58240
>ywn dress up in old timey WW2 clothes for the school theme day and just muck about all day
why live tbqh
>>58234
HOLY SHIT LAD YOU JUST AWNSERED A QUESTION I'VE ASKED MY WHOLE LIFE, THANK YOU
▶ f22928 (453) No.58239
▶ f22928 (453) No.58240>>58242
>>58238
>HOLY SHIT LAD YOU JUST AWNSERED A QUESTION I'VE ASKED MY WHOLE LIFE, THANK YOU
No problem, lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58241>>58246
>>58235
I've banned for less
▶ f22928 (453) No.58242>>58243
>>58240
Oh my god lad thanks, this is so crazy
>mfw special snowflake now
▶ f22928 (453) No.58243>>58250
>>58242
We must preserve your diversity
▶ f22928 (453) No.58244>>58245 >>58250
>>58230
I've noticed it too. Glad I'm not the only one tbh. I'll be sleeping with both eyes open though tonight, tell you what. Something off about those homo boys, 22st and pembs.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58246>>58248 >>58250
>>58236
>>58241
smh, you're just like SA and the rest of the jumped up mods. smh
>>58196
Post more eyes lass, I want to see how h'white everyone is.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58247
▶ f22928 (453) No.58248>>58249 >>58252
>>58246
still waiting for that cap lad :^)
▶ f22928 (453) No.58249>>58252
>>58248
This. Just show us already
▶ f22928 (453) No.58250>>58256
>>58243
is it only a white thing?
>>58244
nah they're alright lad
>>58246
>Post more eyes lass, I want to see how h'white everyone is.
show yours lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58251>>58253 >>58254 >>58256 >>58278
Il faut être matelot avant d’être capitaine.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58252
▶ f22928 (453) No.58253>>58260
▶ f22928 (453) No.58255>>58257
>tfw chasing shadows memi is now a reality
▶ f22928 (453) No.58256>>58258 >>58260
>>58250
>is it only a white thing?
Think so since you need two different colours.
>>58251
Our leaders should speak the same language as us
▶ f22928 (453) No.58258>>58259 >>58261 >>58262
>>58256
But i have no clue where the brown gene came from since NOBODY in my family has brown eyes
▶ f22928 (453) No.58259>>58265
>>58258
Looks liked you got THE DOMINANT GENES SNAKE!!!
▶ f22928 (453) No.58260>>58261 >>58264 >>58271
>>58253
>>58254
Don't take the BO job lightly lads
if and when it becomes available
>>58256
La belle plume fait le bel oiseau.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58261>>58265 >>58267
>>58258
Could be far back, lad
>>58260
>La belle plume fait le bel oiseau.
Too tired to google transate, lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58262>>58263 >>58265 >>58266
>>58258
Hope your mum or gran didn't sleep around tbh lad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58263
>>58262
fairly sure my grans and mums were virgins pre meeting grandad and dad.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58264>>58267
>>58260
we're not that bad, are we?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58265
>>58259
got both nigga
>>58261
maybe
>>58262
must be granny tbh, she's an alcohlic northerner
▶ f22928 (453) No.58266
>>58262
Ok I find this hard to believe, as sperm dies very quickly if not ejaculated into a vag
▶ f22928 (453) No.58267>>58268 >>58269 >>58270 >>58271 >>58272 >>58273
>>58261
Fine feathers make fine birds.
What I mean is, speaking French (or any skill tbh) is a good skill (a fine feather) which makes you a better person (a fine bird).
>>58264
You lot are a handful tbh
Normally I can deal with it though, but I'm hoping Pembs and 22 can keep it together while I sort my shit out if that's possible which it probably isn't
▶ f22928 (453) No.58268>>58273 >>58277
>>58267
>it's a depressing Herts post episode
▶ f22928 (453) No.58269>>58277
>>58267
give me board owner lad and i wont do anything tbh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58270>>58271 >>58272 >>58277
>>58267
Get on ritalin if you're that depressed lad. A good pick me up for a bit, just don't get addicted.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58271>>58274 >>58277
>>58260
you have to be our BO forever lad.. unless it really is stressing you, do what is best for your mental wellbeing
>>58267
we will hold it together lad
>>58270
lad…
▶ f22928 (453) No.58272>>58274 >>58277
▶ f22928 (453) No.58273>>58277
>>58268
>it's every episode
>>58267
best of luck with whatever it is lad, remember we are here for you, as much as you hate to draw attention to yourself, you are our friend
▶ f22928 (453) No.58274>>58275 >>58276
>>58271
>>58272
Amphetamines actually work as anti-depressants in some people. I never got past the point of cocking my revolver and putting it in my mouth, but it did help tbh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58275>>58279
>>58274
and when you comedown you will feel worse
▶ f22928 (453) No.58276>>58279
>>58274
> I never got past the point of cocking my revolver and putting it in my mouth, but it did help tbh.
fug me lad i dont think he's that depressed, you ok lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58277>>58279 >>58280 >>58281 >>58282 >>58283 >>58285
>>58268
>>58269
>>58270
>>58271
>>58272
>>58273
>all these (You)s
Didn't expect that tbh but thanks lads
Didn't mean to make people worried tbh, I'll go to sleep now
▶ f22928 (453) No.58278>>58283 >>58284
>>58251
>none of this would have happened if """Monarch""" hadn't autistically searched the trip you left on by accident in the brit thread and generally been a dick
smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58279>>58283 >>58287
>>58275
*pops ritalin* What comedown?
>>58276
If you're really going to kill yourself you won't be able to consciously process the actions leading up to the suicide. You're essentially dead as soon as you 100% decide to do it. I never got that far tbh lad, I'm fine.
>>58277
Night lass
▶ f22928 (453) No.58280
>>58277
Smh lad, we'll be less worried if you simply tell us what's wrong. You're gonna get all these (you)s because we care about you
▶ f22928 (453) No.58281>>58284
>>58277
have a nice sleep lad. we've had our disagreements but really it's just an imageboard on the corner of the web.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58282
>>58277
Seek help if it gets really bad lass. Depression spirals are real and could end up with ODing.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58283
>>58277
Dont be afraid to talk lad its no hassle.
>>58278
what are you talking about?
>>58279
ok if you say so
also:
>*pops ritalin* What comedown?
kek
▶ f22928 (453) No.58284>>58286 >>58287 >>58288
>>58278
>>58281
Lads also it's not related to imageboards before you get the wrong idea. It's just impacting my will to post here and do my job as BO properly tbh
Anyway night
▶ f22928 (453) No.58286
▶ f22928 (453) No.58287>>58288
>>58279
what happens when society collapses and you run out lad?
>>58284
alright lad, I mean to say that the board drama is meaningless in the scheme of things and I hope you get better smh
▶ f22928 (453) No.58288>>58289
>>58284
You're a young lad tbh, get your life sorted before worrying about the /cuteboys/ here.
>>58287
Lad I've tolerance breaks of four months tbh. I just switch back to caffeinated products.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58289
>>58288
ah fair enough. I've always had this massive stigma against amphetamines for some reason. as long as you can go without it's fine I guess.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58291
▶ f22928 (453) No.58292
▶ f22928 (453) No.58293>>58294
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I forgot all about sitting and smiling.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58294>>58295
▶ f22928 (453) No.58296>>58297
>>58295
what are you doing up so late, lad?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58297>>58298
>>58296
Little one's going through a phase of needing to sleep on somebody so I'm on night shift. What's your excuse?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58298>>58299
>>58297
being a NEET. Night lad
▶ f22928 (453) No.58299>>58302
>>58298
>being a NEET
>tfw get paycheck and can now buy a new netbook and put some in savings but still just want to live off autismbux again
I'll never get used to wageslavery tbh smh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58302
>>58299
>falling for the wage memi
▶ f22928 (453) No.58303
>>58301
Marx hated the Jews though, that's why he became a Christian and constructed a political framework that he hoped would undermine them.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58306
▶ f22928 (453) No.58307
Are you NEETs still asleep?
▶ f22928 (453) No.58309>>58310
>>58308
She's cute. Shame she's a WHOOOOOORRRREE.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58310>>58311
>>58309
No she's not you son of a bitch. She's 100% pure.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58311>>58313
>>58310
She does ASMR. She's a whore by default.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58312>>58314
>8chan will undergo maintenance in 10 minutes.
Uh oh.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58314
>>58312
See you in 48 hrs.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58315>>58316
>>58313
She's selling her body, lad. There's no way around it.
▶ f22928 (453) No.58316>>58317
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>>58315
No, she's selling her voice lad. Smh just because she's beautiful doesn't mean that's the only reason people are watching.
*questions rationale*
▶ f22928 (453) No.58317
>>58316
Vocal cords are your body. There's a visual component to her work too.
▶ c5bd3c (2) No.58318
▶ c5bd3c (2) No.58319>>58321
▶ 5d59b4 (1) No.58320
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58321
>>58319
afternoon
about to go vote for Mosley tbh
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58322>>58353
>>58195
Sorry lad, I had an early night without telling anyone.
▶ a90e79 (2) No.58323
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58324
>when you cant find the polling cards cos your mums a fucking retard
i hate her
▶ a8705f (20) No.58325
>tfw slept through maintenance
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58328>>58335
>>58327
HAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AALLO
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58331>>58416
>can't check posting history
Feels a bit vulnerable
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58336>>58340
>ywn live in the finnish empire
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58337>>58341
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58338>>58339
did time just skip forward?
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58339>>58343
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58341>>58344
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58343
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58344
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58345>>58347 >>58348
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FRESH VARG
Vargpill really helps me against the blackpill tbh
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58347
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58349
>>58346
*cracks whip on your bum*
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58350>>58357
>>58348
Oh wait. Fuck. I meant that video.
>It's a chrome automatically starts playing the next youtube video episode.
I guess there is a way to turn in off though
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58351>>58353 >>58355 >>58357 >>58362
>go out to vote
>miserable grey weather
>only tories, greens and labour standing as local councilors
>vote tory
>the tory candidate greets me on the way out of the polling station
>the sun starts shining
It was like living in an alternate dimension where I was a civic nationalist.
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58352>>58354
>>58348
WHITE WOMEN IN WHEAT FIELDS
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58353>>58362 >>58363
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Figured. Thanks for the (You), lass.
>>58351
The based Tories will give us Brexit.
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58354>>58356
>>58352
>>58352
>no autistic stone age gf
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58355>>58363
▶ a8705f (20) No.58357>>58363
>>58350
smh well I haven't seen the one you posted anyways
>>58351
sad
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58359>>58360
▶ a8705f (20) No.58360>>58361 >>58365
>>58359
luke and his family worked on a moisture farm
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58361>>58373
>>58360
sounds like such a NEET job
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58362>>58373
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>>58351
>>58353
YOU
DENSE
MOTHERFUCKERS
>not voting Mosley
smh have to wait for vanlad to censor and post it, but I did it lads
>>58358
based norks bringing the bantz
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58363>>58373
>>58353
>>58355
>>58357
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up becoming a Tory.
>>58358
Wew. But Luke would have been killed too if he stayed behind on the farm tbh. The moral should be to not buy dubiously acquired machinery from desert merchants.
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58365>>58373
>>58360
What's it alluding to in reality.
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58366>>58367
>tfw your chinky gf sells all of your clothes off and replaces it all with kimonos
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58367>>58368
>>58366
Ken-sama is that you?
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58368
>>58367
>Ken-sama
I don't even like kimonos lad
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58369>>58370 >>58373
>>58358
*trades my family's lives for Jedi powers*
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58370
>>58369
It was only his aunt and uncle, tbf. I would.
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58371>>58377
>when you're mosleyposting and decide to take your suit off but a big wasp flies into the room and you have to open the window and shadow box it until it goes away
▶ a8705f (20) No.58373>>58375
>>58361
all it seems you have to do is wait and collect water from the machines, pretty comfy
>>58362
*marches in spirit with you*
>>58363
true tbh
>>58365
I don't know what to tell you lad
>>58369
they were good relatives
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58375
>>58372
Sheev would be proud of me tbh
got fucking massive shoulder pads on my suit
>>58373
*votes for freedom and bread*
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58376>>58378
Ahh none of the candidates for today aren't shit.
Probably voting for angry nativism tbh
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58377>>58378
>>58371
ignore wasps and they leave you alone tbh. I wish that worked with bullies
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58378
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>>58376
VOTE MOSLEY
>>58377
>when the wasps are nigger-tier retarded and make themselves angry by repeatedly slamming themselves against the window while you try it open it
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58380>>58381
Is there some online election tracker for this or don't the papers bother with the local elections?
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58381>>58382
>>58380
How local?
Is it council elections or mayoral elections?
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58382
>>58381
Just council and parish elections I think.
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58384>>58401
>>58383
Why is he in pain?
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58385>>58388 >>58401
>>58383
JUST
What are your other options?
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58386
>>58383
literally none of them look like humans
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58387>>58401
>>58383
I think the yids have realised everyone knows voting is a a sham and have just given up
My Tory candidate is a retarded landwhale potatoface and the Green, Libdem and Labour (all of them) aren't much better
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58388
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58389
>Ed Miliband was Labour leader when these councils were last picked
▶ e2b94c (3) No.58390>>58391 >>58392
No hafu giant child to raise in the Philippines.
Ywn have a son/daughter who is your wife's size by the age of 6.
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58391
>>58390
tfw no hafu daughter
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58392
>>58390
>no mulatto son with a big black cock
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58393>>58394 >>58395
Guess what I'm thinking, lads.
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58394
>>58393
About how you're voting for Mosley-Powell?
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58395>>58398
>>58393
Nothing. Your head is completely empty
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58396>>58397
Voted for UKIP first choice Tory for Second choice
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58397>>58400
>>58396
>not Mosley first choice UKIP second
at least your area had UKIP standing smh
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58398>>58404
>>58395
Aaah. Bully.
I'm thinking about squid now tbh.
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58399>>58404
shit. Just sat on my glasses.
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58400
>>58397
This is for mayor lass smh
▶ a8705f (20) No.58401>>58406
>>58384
the pain of being a rent-boy
>>58385
don't want to dox myself but that lad is for another town the Tories aren't even running here it's a commie fest
>>58387
kek yeah they are looking dysgenic as fuck
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58402
I am a hobbit praise cromwell
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58403>>58410
Here is the bumbum king's new mech soot
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58404>>58408 >>58409
>>58398
Oh, of course. Thought it was a trick question smh
>>58399
Hope your disabled bum is soft, lad
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58406>>58414
>>58401
>it's a commie fest
Smh lass, I hope it's not like that for most of Wales.
▶ a8705f (20) No.58407>>58411 >>58412 >>58413 >>58414 >>58428 >>58436
here's a vote that's much more important! going to mow the lawn meanwhile
http://poal.me/ood4ng
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58408
>>58404
I was thinking about pot noodles before, but I'm thinking about squid now.
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58409
>>58404
Only if the right oil is applied lass, fucking me is like being a witcher preparing for combat. It has to be BLACK to get in my back
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58411>>58412
>>58407
i love Kiki lads ngl
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58412
>>58407
>>58411
Princess Mononoke tbh
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58413>>58415
>>58407
i've never heard of any of these
is this all nipshit
▶ a8705f (20) No.58414>>58417
>>58406
ahh I hope not too lass.
>>58407
oh for fucks sake I missed out pom poko, well no one would vote for that probably but it's pretty funny.
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58415
>>58413
Vote Grave of the Fireflies. It's a happy film.
▶ 5a6738 (6) No.58416>>58418 >>58428
>>58331
>tfw have become a new man in the eyes of the mods
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58417>>58419 >>58420
>>58414
holy shit Pom Poko looks great
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58418>>58428 >>58431
>>58416
Now they wont be able to link me to all the embarrassing things I posted before
*posts more embarrassing things
▶ a8705f (20) No.58420
>>58417
yeah lad it's nuts :^), I guess I'll do another poal later with the winners + that one, 2 round voting system to keep the extremists out
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58421>>58423
Did you delte my, Dorset poster's, gay rants?
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58424
>>58419
god bless the Japs and there racoons
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58425>>58426
>>58423
He's cute. Not as cute as Cromwell but cute. I want him to jizz on my glasses!
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58427
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58428>>58435 >>58437 >>58464
>>58416
*starts seeing shadows everywhere*
>>58418
Don't worry, we won't really call attention to people's posting history outside of the secret mod discord
>>58407
Should get yourself one of those robot mowers tbh
We can also watch the second and third place films too if people are up to it I guess.
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58429
>>58426
i wunde r if he as tall as me i m 5 two
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58430>>58433 >>58434 >>58438
>labour unironically sent a man out to shout through the streets into a microphone to tell people to vote labour
▶ 5a6738 (6) No.58431>>58432
>>58418
It's time to be a good lass now.
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58432
>>58431
I wonder how long I can pretend to be a real person for. I've probably already blew it tbh.
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58433
>>58430
DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES OF THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS
REMEMBER THE COALITION GOVERNMENT
▶ e3e55d (15) No.58434
▶ 5a6738 (6) No.58435>>58439
>>58428
>secret mod discord
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58436>>58467
>>58407
>we all vote for different ones
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58437>>58439
>>58428
About time you drew a sonic
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58438
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58439>>58440 >>58442 >>58445 >>58455
>>58437
> a sonic
>>58435
>tfw you will never know whether it exists or not
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58440>>58441
>>58439
You should draw Sonic OC of the whole board tbh.
▶ 51edb2 (14) No.58444>>58446 >>58449
I am the true Dorset! Sucker of cocks and heart of wroth!
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58445>>58449 >>58454
>>58439
Lad they're all the same gimpy hedgehog tbh
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58446>>58449
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58449
>>58444
>>58446
>inb4 mods never get the post history function back
>>58445
guess it's one of the reasons OC is so easy to make
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58450>>58453
>>58448
looks like an animal
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58451
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Will the real cunt Dorset please stand up?
Please stand up.
Please stand up.
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58453>>58458
>>58450
like a kangeroo with a great ass
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58454>>58458
>>58445
>settling for just hedgehogs
>not spicing it up with echidnas
▶ 5a6738 (6) No.58455>>58456
>>58439
>tfw you will never know whether it exists or not
This is why the various cleavages of /newbrit/ will eventually fracture the board beyond repair smh.
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58456>>58457 >>58462
>>58455
>various cleavages of /newbrit/
unless you count 22st's manboobs I don't think there are any
chases shadows
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58457>>58459
>>58456
that was a cheap shot, lad
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58458
>>58453
Yeah. wew
>>58454
>ywn have erogenous knuckles
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58459>>58460 >>58462
>>58457
he's a big target
uuuu
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58460
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58462>>58465 >>58474 >>58475
>>58456
Not all lasses have big breasts. I don't think I really have any. The biggest ones are either Daftie or Waifuposter's.
>>58459
4U
▶ ab4118 (11) No.58463
▶ a8705f (20) No.58464>>58471
>>58428
>Should get yourself one of those robot mowers tbh
but I am my dad's robot mower, can robots own robots?
>We can also watch the second and third place films too if people are up to it I guess.
true lad let's do that tbh
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58465>>58469 >>58471
>>58462
clearly we must take nippleposting to the next level
it's the only way to be sure
▶ a8705f (20) No.58467
>>58436
the second round system will save us lad
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58468>>58473 >>58478
Turns out there have already been a lot of Neo the Hedgehogs.
▶ a8705f (20) No.58470
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58471>>58472 >>58477 >>58478
>>58464
>but I am my dad's robot mower, can robots own robots?
>robot
You actually are. I wonder what happened to all those robots that got displaced on /r9k/. I hope they are alright
>>58465
When we get posting history back we'll force everyone to take nude fullbody pictures. No nudes no posting :^)
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58472
>>58471
>When we get posting history back we'll force everyone to take nude fullbody pictures. No nudes no posting :^)
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58473
>>58468
Those aren't really offensive I guess.
>and he has always got a knife or ten in his pockets
BIN
>22st the hedgehog
▶ 5a6738 (6) No.58474>>58481 >>58491
>>58462
>admits to seeing underage tits
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58475>>58476 >>58477 >>58481
>>58462
>mine weren't even big enough to be mentioned
Smh.
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58476
▶ 93e42d (16) No.58477
>>58469
>>58471
thanks lads I was worried about the reception for that
smh GCHQ handler coming down hard on me today
>>58475
>I'm a real girl
smh lad anyway this is a christian imageboard
▶ a8705f (20) No.58478>>58479 >>58481
>>58468
kek nice cloak. you can play a fun game on google with someone's name + hedgehog
>>58471
poor lads, hopefully enough of them found their way to wizardchan
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58479>>58485
>>58478
>someone's name + hedgehog
>Martin the Hedgehog
What did she mean by this?
▶ ec0551 (32) No.58481>>58482 >>58487
>>58475
Your breasts aren't big, lass. Nothing wrong with that though.
>>58474
n-no
>>58478
>poor lads, hopefully enough of them found their way to wizardchan
Yeah
>D-Martin
LASS
>3'5
>100lbs
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58482
>>58481
>Your breasts aren't big, lass. Nothing wrong with that though.
You prefer that huh?
▶ a8705f (20) No.58485
>>58479
nothing lass :^)
>>58483
based
▶ 47dd13 (8) No.58486
▶ e0ca15 (8) No.58487>>58489
>>58481
>Your breasts aren't big, lass. Nothing wrong with that though.
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58488
>it's a 22st and neo flirting episode
▶ e2b94c (3) No.58493>>58494 >>58495
What word are the stars replacing?
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58494>>58499
>>58493
The male sex symbol should be a clue lad.
▶ 65a52c (22) No.58495
>>58493
I don't know, but you should avoid her like the plague
▶ 911db8 (19) No.58498
>>58497
>>58497
>>58497
>>58497
Sneaky preemptive new thread.
▶ e2b94c (3) No.58499
▶ a90e79 (2) No.58502
>Order violin strings
>Wait downstairs all day for guy to arrive from Amazon
>He finally shows up just now
>Puts them through the letterbox
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I sat downstairs for nothing.
Did some drawing too. The shadings fucked on the one with the squares because I shaded the thing the small blob is hiding in first then did the two planets in the background but forgot to look at where I placed the sun so shading is the wrong way round and I fucked up the squares. Second one was fine until the ramp on the closest building I couldn't get the angle right on it.
Fresh Jennay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IGkxlSDCJM