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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 053103883e40679⋯.jpg (41.01 KB, 403x403, 1:1, 1397886275068.jpg)

28e426  No.58497

Voters Head to Local Elections In First Big Test for Theresa May

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/04/voters-head-to-local-elections-in-first-big-test-for-may/

Obama Backs French Presidential Candidate Globalist Macron Just Hours Before Campaigning Finishes

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/04/obama-backs-french-presidential-candidate-globalist-macron-just-hours-campaigning-finishes/

Macron’s ‘Deplorables’ Moment? Establishment Candidate Brands 8m Le Pen Voters ‘Hateful Cowards’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/04/macrons-deplorables-moment/

UK Prime Minister: European Officials and Politicians Are Attempting to Influence General Election

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/03/prime-minister-european-officials-politicians-threatening-britain-influence-election/

EU Increases ‘Brexit Bill’ Demand to €100 Billion, up from €60 Billion

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/03/eu-increases-brexit-bill-demand-e100-billion-up-from-e60-billion/

Spain’s Brexit Veto: Low Taxes in Gibraltar Are ‘Unfair Competition’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/03/spain-brexit-veto-low-tax-gibraltar-unfair/

EU Negotiator Michel Barnier: Brexit Will Not Be ‘Quick and Painless’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/03/eu-negotiator-michel-barnier-brexit-not-quick-painless/

a2384f  No.58500

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

first for Commander Rockwell


8b264a  No.58501

>>58497

>denies Anprim again

You're greedy, lass


a2384f  No.58503


358399  No.58504

THE BANKERS

THE BONUSES


28e426  No.58505

File: 35a56f2346b3a9a⋯.png (1.33 MB, 1068x1600, 267:400, 1492447865119.png)

>>58501

>You're greedy, lass

I'm a growing lass, lad. I need all the (You)s I can get.


99d8f5  No.58506

neo and niggers sitting in a tree

F-U-C-K-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Here come mulattos in a baby's carriage!


8b264a  No.58507


7fe907  No.58508

>>58502

>>58502

>>58502

>>58502

>>58502


a2384f  No.58509

>>58507

t-thanks


8b264a  No.58510

File: 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>58505

But nobody reads the OP or gives it any (You)s, r-right?


28e426  No.58511

>>58506

What kind of bullying is this?

>>58510

It puts my name on the front page and makes me feel important.


8b264a  No.58512

File: 06636d1f668088c⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1000x562, 500:281, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58509

>tfw I still fucked up by not adding a picture

smh


7fe907  No.58513

File: e91ba9c83b9ee59⋯.jpg (295.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 6c9.jpg)


99d8f5  No.58514

File: 8e244d9cb03cd74⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.13 KB, 600x450, 4:3, benis pepe.jpg)

>>58511

I'm not bullying you lass. It's erotic roleplay.


99d8f5  No.58515

File: 7368e7fcb7f6820⋯.jpg (15.82 KB, 255x255, 1:1, chucklesthecow.jpg)

>>58513

>5954232680449


8b264a  No.58516

>>58511

>It puts my name on the front page and makes me feel important.

Understandable. Shouldn't really complain about people making threads I guess. Seems like /newbrit/ons are a bit shy.


a2384f  No.58517

File: 04e1a2dbd504598⋯.png (112.08 KB, 1190x742, 85:53, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cdd8b73e7eeb54b⋯.png (140.06 KB, 562x484, 281:242, 1489301451002.png)

>buy American Truck Sim when it came out months ago because American lorries are cool

>think multiplayer will be fun driving in convoys

>roads are always empty and you only see someone every few minutes going the other way

>check server population today

guess I'll buy Euro Sim as well, what a waste


a2384f  No.58518

>>58512

it's alright lad, comfy pic


8b264a  No.58519

>>58512

what is the film with that brown robot on the right?


a2384f  No.58520

>>58519

Castle in the Sky I think


28e426  No.58521

>>58514

But I don't like niggers lad…

>>58516

We're the only sociable people tbh.


8b264a  No.58522

>>58517

can't wait for AI to play our games for us


7d1f6c  No.58523

>>58517

>truck simulator

autist


7fe907  No.58524

jenny was mean to me she wont let me sit down im in her house and she doesnt want me there but cant say it outright so when i go to sit on her bed like evrybody else is doing she tells me not ot sit there and i say well where should i sit and she says in like a annoyed voice idk just sit on the floor shes being nasty so then i walk out because shes a meanie and now everyon ehates me she turned everyone against me but none of this is real its all in my head i just imagined it but i still get the emotions i would get if it was real fucking helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>58520

this is correct


99d8f5  No.58525

File: b66e058b971e65f⋯.jpg (206.87 KB, 580x563, 580:563, NiggerPepe.jpg)

>>58521

Oh yes you do.


a2384f  No.58526

File: 9f87f07183dc0d2⋯.gif (996.14 KB, 500x534, 250:267, 1492631202497.gif)

>>58522

Simulator simulator when?

>>58523

Why do you care what I play bully…


28e426  No.58527

>>58525

No I don't lad, their dicks look like poos.


24366e  No.58528

File: 40b454057e2c7aa⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 588x751, 588:751, 40b454057e2c7aa8e99b28d1e7….jpg)


99d8f5  No.58529

File: c542f3091e43230⋯.png (48.71 KB, 500x500, 1:1, SpookyDemonPepe.png)

>>58527

Scat fetish lass? ew but ok

*stops before I turn into a bully*


8b264a  No.58530

File: 2e7b37b09810412⋯.png (306.92 KB, 620x464, 155:116, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58527

>poo goes in

>9 months later poo comes out


24366e  No.58531

it's a people flirting with neo episode


99d8f5  No.58532

File: 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, LipLickerPepe.jpg)

EVERYONE POST YOUR JUGULARS


8b264a  No.58533

>>58531

Are you jealous, lass?


7d1f6c  No.58534

why is bumbum so fucking autistic?


24366e  No.58535

>>58517

>0 in Hong Kong


24366e  No.58536

>>58533

disgusted


99d8f5  No.58537

>>58534

Fuck off bumbum stop pretending to be me you defmer


8b264a  No.58538

File: 019fa8d2ff46c4d⋯.png (8.87 KB, 524x453, 524:453, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

File: 019fa8d2ff46c4d⋯.png (8.87 KB, 524x453, 524:453, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

>>58534

>>58537

WHO'S WHO I CAN'T TELL

*bans both*


24366e  No.58539

File: 2cfb3dd214e5ab2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.05 KB, 640x799, 640:799, 2cfb3dd214e5ab246cfe4f832e….jpg)

tbh


99d8f5  No.58540

>>58538

Don't believe bumbums lies. Are Cromwell would ban himso should we.


28e426  No.58541

File: f92a6d17f61eb67⋯.jpg (170.77 KB, 848x1199, 848:1199, 1493477568720.jpg)

>>58529

Lad that's gross, why would you even bring it up?

>>58530

It's like poetry. Really shitty poetry.

>>58534

I think you must have really got to him with that theological argument a few days ago. He's been like this ever since.


99d8f5  No.58542

*jams your marmalade*


99d8f5  No.58543

>>58541

I just want to sea you and your people get wiped out


24366e  No.58544

File: bf9d92c2d2378a2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.96 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 1472971608848.jpg)


8b264a  No.58545

File: e836113936675ff⋯.png (393.19 KB, 785x625, 157:125, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a single mummy episode


dc586b  No.58546

File: 3188fc46293d005⋯.png (21.74 KB, 352x438, 176:219, mega shekels.png)

>>58497

>Spain’s Brexit Veto: Low Taxes in Gibraltar Are ‘Unfair Competition’

Meanwhile in Ireland, Netherlands, Luxembourg etc.


7d1f6c  No.58547

File: 4d2608f5f978fc4⋯.jpg (23.57 KB, 358x450, 179:225, are ollie.jpg)

based


a2384f  No.58548

>>58545

he should only be a princess if he wants to be smh


99d8f5  No.58549

>>58547

I love him lads. I'm going to do my hair like him and move to Huntingdonshire to stand for parliament under lib dems


7d1f6c  No.58550

>>58549

You mean UKIP


358399  No.58551

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58547

STOP

CHARLES DID NOTHING WRONG

CROMWELL LET THE JEWS IN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PARLIAMENTARIANS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUTTTT


99d8f5  No.58552

>>58550

No, I mean Lib Dem. Imposter.


24366e  No.58553

>>58545

based casual sex


24366e  No.58554

>when you burp but your mouth is closed so it comes out of your nose and it burns your nose and makes your eyes water


7d1f6c  No.58555

>>58551

>pagan

>thinks papist absolutism is ok

durrrrr


7fe907  No.58556

File: 12ea895b824193d⋯.jpg (174.25 KB, 1536x1024, 3:2, 0e3033d9-d161-4a8c-b6c8-36….jpg)


7fe907  No.58557

File: a39ae4a971a7735⋯.jpg (145.11 KB, 625x1024, 625:1024, 25.jpg)


7fe907  No.58558

File: c06e41d6cbd07dd⋯.jpg (43.16 KB, 583x680, 583:680, 3.JPG)

File: d44a15a782309cd⋯.jpg (24.82 KB, 306x428, 153:214, 2F49F83C00000578-3358109-i….jpg)

File: 2d62372165450c2⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 777x760, 777:760, 2.jpg)


7fe907  No.58559

File: d03205fb063daf6⋯.jpg (170.69 KB, 1256x708, 314:177, 11.jpg)


7fe907  No.58560

File: 812ecf17f1e950e⋯.jpg (501.04 KB, 1000x1137, 1000:1137, 14.jpg)


358399  No.58561

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58555

Charles might have married and been a low-key catholic but he didn't try to convert everyone else smh

PARLIAMENTARIANS ARE CUCKOLDS tbh


7d1f6c  No.58562

>>58561

>unironically thinks the king should be able to do whatever he wants

you're a shit tier pagan too tbh lad


7fe907  No.58563

File: 4fe15d0580eb529⋯.jpg (100.43 KB, 1200x673, 1200:673, C-kzKw5V0AAHMsY.jpg)

jennay


19f990  No.58564

>>58562

stop talking like a dick lad, this is a comfy zone


7d1f6c  No.58565

File: 1bb3d69f079777b⋯.jpg (489.45 KB, 1824x1368, 4:3, tbh.jpg)

>>58564

this is a PURITAN zone


a2384f  No.58566

>>58564

this tbh


358399  No.58567

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*brushes you aside*

>>58562

>Implying letting the country be run by Jews and shabbos goys hungry for money is better

Kings can be deposed and new ones raised up

Hierarchical systems are objectively superior REEEE

>not being an Elective-Monarchy Federal Feudalism supporter


24366e  No.58568

NO GAY LINE

HOMOS NOT ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POST

________


7fe907  No.58569

>>58564

>>58566

>Replying to Dorset

>Expecting him to not be a cunt

He's nice sometimes. But then randomly starts swearing at you and being mean. Just filter him like any smart person would.


7d1f6c  No.58570

>>58567

>da jooz

literally a non argument that is completely misinterpreted and spread by retard /pol/acks


8b264a  No.58571

>>58568

there's been no homo posting in this thread, lad


7fe907  No.58572

File: e157b7c0b963073⋯.png (994.46 KB, 1097x713, 1097:713, 987243987.png)

Wish I could cuddle with Jenny. Hopefully she's only like 21 or 22. I still have time to unfuck my shit if she is, then I can marry her.


19f990  No.58573

>>58565

Lad you just turned up one day, stop trying to change the posting culture or leave


358399  No.58574

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*passes time with good company*

>>58570

>what is the entire new model army being funded by "dutch" (((merchants)))

>what is the physical evidence of letters between Cromwell and the hooknoses in which he plots the assassination of the King


7d1f6c  No.58575

>>58573

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>58574

>small % of funds come from "jews"

>durr this means theyre all jews

just like the retards who think Rhodes was jew-funded


24366e  No.58576

>>58571

Let's keep it that way, lad.


358399  No.58577

File: e60c8bf7174b60f⋯.png (133.3 KB, 348x566, 174:283, financialdifficulty.png)

>>58575

Doesn't change the fact that he took their gold and then let them back into the country so they could leech off of everyone continuing up until the present day


19f990  No.58578

>>58575

you've just been aggressive ever since you came here and nobody really likes it lad


a2384f  No.58579

File: 43e50b4e457bc8d⋯.mp4 (5.23 MB, 640x360, 16:9, farron.mp4)


24366e  No.58580

elliot rodger's finally got a lass lads

https://twitter.com/LIZROCKS72


7d1f6c  No.58581

>>58578

Why do I care about your turdpushing opinion?

>>58577

t. doesnt have any clue about what actually happened


358399  No.58582

>>58581

smh lad I'm a History lad and did ECW historical living and fighting for a hobby I know enough to know that Cromwell is a piece of shit, even if he didn't genocide the potatoniggers


7fe907  No.58583

>>58578

Daftie told me in a previous thread that he's always been like this and no one on either board likes him.

No changing him. He's just a miserable bully who likes to take it out on other people. He also claims to be a puritan but that doesn't quite jive with the stuff he posts about wanting to shag girls and stuff.

Just filter him.


7d1f6c  No.58584

File: 0afa94bd7ee8855⋯.jpg (597.18 KB, 2500x1668, 625:417, based catholicism.jpg)

>>58582

O forgive me, I didn't know you were so qualified to speak on such matters

*bows before your superior knowledge*


a2384f  No.58585

File: eda88f12d9ada1e⋯.png (21.46 KB, 473x200, 473:200, ClipboardImage.png)

plz


938b39  No.58586

>>58501

PUNISHED ANPRIM

A MAN DENIED HIS THREADS


19f990  No.58587

>>58580

i never doubted him lad

>>58581

>Why do I care about your turdpushing opinion?

i didnt say you did but your reply is only proving my point


358399  No.58588

File: 0ced6315079d296⋯.png (147.33 KB, 573x430, 573:430, hugwoj.png)

>>58584

thanks for acknowledging it lad


938b39  No.58589

>>58565

*car bombs your house*

OO AAAA UP THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAA


24366e  No.58590

File: ec513416933c4ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 149.65 KB, 927x695, 927:695, 1413336188053-0.jpg)

>tfw no chinky gf


dc586b  No.58591

File: 53f9dbe8b814941⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 246.71 KB, 1280x1701, 1280:1701, Imperium 19.jpg)

>>58568

Are traps okay?


24366e  No.58592

>>58591

lad that is not a trap


8b264a  No.58593

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Herts


7d1f6c  No.58594

>>58588

*executes you*


358399  No.58595

>>58594

*my spirit rises from the grave and the world knows I was right*


dc586b  No.58596

File: 72f3920c90f9bba⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 40.7 KB, 480x636, 40:53, Imperium 85.jpg)

>>58592

How can you tell?


7d1f6c  No.58597

>>58595

If you were right, how can you lose?


24366e  No.58598

>>58596

lad those are all ones that I've already vetted before


dc586b  No.58599

File: 10f9ee2f85d0672⋯.jpg (37.3 KB, 500x748, 125:187, somik chan.jpg)

*posts lasses*


358399  No.58600

>>58597

the gullible nature of the average man

>lol guys we'll give you a vote n stuff just come and die in your masses for us

t. parliament


938b39  No.58601

>>58597

Because he never stooped as low as the scum that dared to oppose him.


a2384f  No.58602

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8b264a  No.58603

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706648.png)

>>58599

>tfw got banned from posting her once

DIDN'T SHOW ANY LEWD PARTS AHHHH


7d1f6c  No.58604

>>58600

Better than hiring European mercenaries to do their dirty work like faggot charles

>implying it was only to do with voting

I guess people like being taxed to death for some gayboy cuckold king


7d1f6c  No.58605

>>58601

shut the fuck up you taig bastard


8b264a  No.58606

File: 9354eed40508364⋯.jpg (130.71 KB, 459x448, 459:448, 9354eed40508364b2ab540a354….jpg)

File: a81710db768af55⋯.webm (101.89 KB, 260x360, 13:18, Lads and lasses.webm)

Going to visit my brother. I better not find any drugs lying around….

later lasses and lads


a2384f  No.58607

>>58605

lad please stop


f6ded4  No.58608

File: a695074a84cd995⋯.png (673.39 KB, 1322x897, 1322:897, tfw things can only get be….png)

>>58593

>tfw I am now 'fresh'

I know I'm still shit atm tho but I'll get better I promise


7d1f6c  No.58609

>>58607

Why? I am morally justified in my aggression against the inferior races and ideologues.


bb07ca  No.58610

>>58609

>morally justified in agression

>towards inferiors

stop being a moron lad.


358399  No.58611

>>58604

Parliament instigated the war because of Charles' taxation… On themselves.

The peasants didn't have anything to be taxed on smh

>>58609

>inferior ideologues

Why are you a democracuck then smh


7fe907  No.58612

File: 742f8fb90fb03ef⋯.png (138.98 KB, 292x500, 73:125, 742f8fb90fb03efc2e31aec3c9….png)

File: 478255087f8462c⋯.jpg (251.84 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 478255087f8462cf04123fc13d….jpg)

File: d1f61e6173cf5e0⋯.png (84.8 KB, 348x374, 174:187, d1f61e6173cf5e01951454379d….png)

Jennay feet.


7d1f6c  No.58613

>>58611

>>58610

dumbpepe.jpg


dc586b  No.58614

File: a3d373fb0fb78e0⋯.jpg (181.61 KB, 1036x1600, 259:400, she.jpg)

>>58603

teehee


7fe907  No.58615

File: 1d05236c67e0a05⋯.jpg (331.43 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1d05236c67e0a05ac66a4b6bdf….jpg)


7d1f6c  No.58616

newbrit is even worse than brit


938b39  No.58617

>>58605

I'll fucking have you, you inbred gobshite.


24366e  No.58618

File: 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0⋯.jpg (215.44 KB, 721x1112, 721:1112, 6ffd1fc03d6c8d0802d4c7ee2d….jpg)

>>58614

>>58599

WHAT DID I SAY LAD


7d1f6c  No.58619

>>58617

t. mixed race


dc586b  No.58620

File: 821ca69cfbd923f⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 480x640, 3:4, her.gif)

>>58618

But I thought you liked girls


24366e  No.58621

File: 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg)


dc586b  No.58622

>>58606

>drugs

Doesn't he have a newborn?


bb07ca  No.58623

Is it trap thursday?


24366e  No.58624

>>58623

No this is a no homo thread now >>58568


bb07ca  No.58625

>>58622

you need drugs to put up with babies tbh.


bb07ca  No.58626

>>58624

Nice work lad.


f6ded4  No.58627

File: 994c425b064bf67⋯.jpg (63.38 KB, 468x656, 117:164, tired.jpg)

>arguing

>trap posting

It wasn't supposed to be this way


bb07ca  No.58628

>>58627

allahu ackbar, lad.


dc586b  No.58629

File: 41ac35da8056cfa⋯.png (775.92 KB, 661x688, 661:688, girl.png)

>>58627

There are no traps here though, this is a no homo thread.

>>58625

I've made do so far with just tea and masturbation tbh


bb07ca  No.58630

>>58629

I was being sarcastic but nice work lad.


24366e  No.58631

File: d5c81513505948c⋯.gif (4.06 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 1462855754773.gif)


7d1f6c  No.58632

>>58627

Just declare this a moralist board and we can all live in peace.


bb07ca  No.58633

>>58632

>a papist wants moralism declared

whats your angle?


938b39  No.58634

>>58619

Eat a wellie.


dc586b  No.58635

>>58630

After about 4 months you're so used to it that you don't even care any more.


24366e  No.58636

lads


938b39  No.58637


a2384f  No.58638

File: 1f4ce4d2e3cbe99⋯.jpg (7.67 KB, 275x183, 275:183, sick.jpg)

I voted for Labour lads… I'm sorry. My only options were them or the Lib Dems.

Post last edited at

24366e  No.58639

>>58638

why didn't you just spoil the ballot?


938b39  No.58640

>>58638

W-why


7fe907  No.58641

File: 555bcfd01f5add2⋯.jpg (27.86 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 88896.jpg)

>Put egg in pan

>Yolk is broken


19f990  No.58642

File: ce0f9b709620fa4⋯.jpg (104.46 KB, 960x939, 320:313, 1493886344059.jpg)

>>58638

gg lad


dc586b  No.58643

File: 499794a5a5cb2aa⋯.webm (4.96 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Tories.webm)

>>58638

I forgive you lad, it's not like any of the parties are much better than the others.


24366e  No.58644

File: 352753c2260bd57⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 240.77 KB, 2048x1538, 1024:769, C9ml9vTVoAAJd6Y.jpg large.jpg)


a2384f  No.58645

>>58639

I had a duty as a democratic citizen heh

>>58640

probably wouldn't have voted but dad made me, they are above the good losers imo…

>>58642

bully me smh

>>58643

kek that webm. thanks lad.


938b39  No.58646

>>58645

why didn't you write mosley?


a2384f  No.58647

>>58646

not a good enough epic memir for that lad


938b39  No.58648

>>58647

Smh tbh


24366e  No.58649

wish i had friends tbh


a2384f  No.58650

>>58648

did you?

>>58649

let's be friends


24366e  No.58651

>>58650

lad you voted labour…


938b39  No.58652

>>58650

I did


a2384f  No.58653

>>58651

they're better than lib dems…

>>58652

oh wew. nice.


938b39  No.58654

>>58653

My mate betrayed me and wrote Enoch smh tbh


28e426  No.58655

File: 782db79e786735e⋯.jpg (687.68 KB, 1121x1585, 1121:1585, Józef Pilsudski.jpg)

>>58638

I forgive you comrade, have a hug.


a2384f  No.58656

File: 7db5f15fa41eaf4⋯.png (497.47 KB, 831x621, 277:207, 1385950557155.png)

>more votes in the poal than unique IDs in the thread


938b39  No.58657

>>58655

I don't think that's an accurate representation of Pilsudski.


6665b9  No.58658

daily reminder to fap at work

>Masturbation breaks at work could be 'very effective' and a great way to combat stress, psychologists claim

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4473262/Masturbation-breaks-work-effective.html


a2384f  No.58659

File: 442b043c506026d⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1299x935, 1299:935, 1hugg.png)

>>58654

that could have been the deciding vote for Oswald…

>>58655

ahhh thank you tovarish


a2384f  No.58660

File: 4e6fabd6c6acca4⋯.gif (171.8 KB, 550x400, 11:8, 1470338176920.gif)

>>58658

masturbate more goy, doing it as soon as you get home just isn't cutting it anymore!


2543a6  No.58661

Had a friend, he ignores me to spend time with a gilf. Made a new friend, she eventually cuckolds me. I wonder what Jahans is doing.


dc586b  No.58662

File: 2c23f3bb3c82ef3⋯.png (128.72 KB, 354x504, 59:84, upset usurer.png)

>>58658

>only masturbation breaks

>not sex breaks

Outrageous!


938b39  No.58663

Also, vanlad, I need that job tbh smh smh fuck


358399  No.58664

File: fc96b55a78bd17f⋯.png (416.06 KB, 665x662, 665:662, REEEEEE.png)

>>58638

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T YOU VOTE FOR MOSLEY

Can you slap some censors onto my photo and upload it Vanlad? smh these silly sods


a2384f  No.58665

File: 79f227f0004f35c⋯.png (493.43 KB, 620x388, 155:97, ClipboardImage.png)

Round two to narrow it down, because I forgot a couple in the first one, and because poals are fun

http://poal.me/6ruhq6

http://poal.me/6ruhq6

http://poal.me/6ruhq6

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28e426  No.58666

File: f9965538648a786⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1169x1700, 1169:1700, Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerhei….jpg)

>>58657

And this isn't an accurate representation of Mannerheim.

>>58659

You did the right thing tbh. People expect Labour to do well in Wales anyway and we don't want to give the yellow surge a +1 to boast about in the press.


938b39  No.58667

>>58666

I'd man that Heim if you know what I'm talking about.


19f990  No.58668

>>58665

why no Howl's moving Castle?


24366e  No.58669

File: a3a736d8f063587⋯.jpg (38.72 KB, 227x371, 227:371, 87789509328950.jpg)

>>58659

>hugging


a2384f  No.58670

>>58664

I may as well have voted lib dem if I did that smh

>>58666

>these digits

But yeah you're right. I'll do anything to stop the good losers gaining ground.

>>58668

I could swear it got no votes… fuck. should I do it again?


358399  No.58671

File: 13deccce801e75d⋯.png (195.74 KB, 500x500, 1:1, screaming meme.png)

>>58666

>>58670

Voting for your enemies is never the right thing

just vote for MOSLEY and go on the vargneetpill REEEEE


19f990  No.58672

>>58670

oh i didnt see it in the orig poal, i dont mind too much its fine lad.


a2384f  No.58673

>>58669

*hugs you in a not gay way*

>>58671

forgive me lad, I won't vote for them in the GE

>>58672

ahh good.. saves me some effort


a2384f  No.58674

File: 240585f3bfb2ee7⋯.webm (5.52 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, trump btfos berner.webm)

what genre of music is this?


24366e  No.58675

>>58673

>*hugs you in a not gay way*

literally not possible, lads


19f990  No.58676

>>58674

Russian classical?


19f990  No.58677

>>58674

actually ignore >>58676


28e426  No.58678

>>58674

It's like a mix of Russian, Mexican and Jewish traditional music instrumented with a marching band.


358399  No.58679

File: 5de12823406ea0d⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1107x600, 369:200, trumpwall2.png)

>>58674

>All of this Trump OC is now shameful and outdated because he inevitably outed himself as yet another Jewish puppet

smh


19f990  No.58680

>>58679

it was way to good to be true


a2384f  No.58681

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58676

>>58677

Haha alright lad, thanks anyway. all I know is it's in 3/4

>>58678

Wew tbh. there has to be a name for this particular format, the first song in this is the same kind so it's definitely Eastern European.. I'll search about for traditional music, cheers

>>58679

Kinda sad, but at least now we know the full power of concentrated memis be the result good or bad


24366e  No.58682

File: aec7e5b147dcc24⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.58 KB, 601x901, 601:901, b00e56eec15dc8fe7ee6a93664….jpg)


a2384f  No.58683

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lol


28e426  No.58684

>>58681

It might be klezmer music.


358399  No.58685

>>58681

>you will soon be scavenging the ruins of towns and cities and fighting of hordes of feral niggers

feels STALKER man


7fe907  No.58686

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a2384f  No.58687

>>58684

good old Jews

>>58685

I'll be waiting at the campfire lad


87de8b  No.58688

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Goys

wew lads


6665b9  No.58689

>>58679

it was fun while it lasted


f6ded4  No.58690

File: 4088c128df06008⋯.jpg (29.76 KB, 470x313, 470:313, assad family.jpg)

Theresa May plans to call snap vote on bombing Syria after the election if Assad launches another gas attack on his people

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4471574/PM-call-snap-vote-bombing-Syria-wins-election.html

>tfw Assad and his family will get tortured to death on LiveLeak all because the British public don't like Jeremy Corbyn

I hope he's able to do what Goebbels did at least.


938b39  No.58691

>>58690

NO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU MUMMY MAY YOU SLAG


28e426  No.58692

File: 9bac1ecc5973bf5⋯.jpg (246.5 KB, 1193x1033, 1193:1033, c92aa8d1177c42a653c1368614….jpg)

>>58690

>it's a choice between canceling Brexit and bombing Assad

S-sorry Bashar.


a2384f  No.58693

>>58689

tbh

>>58690

I can't take this


938b39  No.58694

>>58692

>Tfw you may have to vote against brexit

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE THE BAD MAN

TO BE THE ASSAD MAN

BEHIND

BLUE

EYES


358399  No.58695

>>58690

that's IT lads

I'm going to write a fucking letter and I hope you all do the same

EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY TRY TO FUCK US OVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Let them know we don't like them


7fe907  No.58696

>>58692

Brexit isn't going to happen anyway.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH LISTEN TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


bb07ca  No.58697

File: 4d4401c470c1f9f⋯.jpg (97.43 KB, 378x506, 189:253, 20170504_195034.jpg)

>>58663

>>58664

reeeeeeeeee I start playing a game and all of a sudden people need me reeeee

>anprim

Lad as soon as Ive got enough money ill come and see you, I dont want to do what ive done to wessex and make you buy your own leaflets kek.

>wessex

is this right, and did you get ny email


a2384f  No.58698

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

fresh

Ethnonationalism is dead


bb07ca  No.58699

>>58694

… limp bizkit?


938b39  No.58700

>>58699

It's the who ;~;


bb07ca  No.58701

also

>45% through ff6

Suck it square I didnt even pay you.


bb07ca  No.58702

>>58700

Is it? Bloody hell Limp bizkit rereleased it when I was younger and its the only one Ive heard… smh.


358399  No.58703

File: b3fee69934c5a46⋯.png (346.78 KB, 836x526, 418:263, 54627547.png)

>>58697

wew thanks lad

nothing but the usual jobsearch spam in my inbox though

>>58698

Varg really knows how to push buttons and make me /thinkgen/ this one is going to be a stinker

I will not like his stance on this if his whole argument is

>muh christians


358399  No.58705

>>58703

>>58697

it might be the capitalisation? the address doesn't have any but the phone automatically capitalises letters smh


bb07ca  No.58706

>>58705

Ill try again shortly lad.


938b39  No.58707

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58702

Become cultured

>>58703

Smh fucking only jobs near me I could do always want full time instead of part time.


87de8b  No.58708

File: 383f60a91d57c3f⋯.gif (885.37 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 6106946a6ad2fe38231ece8013….gif)

smh such a bad day today lad. Not feeling good today the whole day. Bit sad too.

/blog

>>58583

That's not what I told you lad but alright.

>>58638

lad… does it actually change something? The LibDems are at least anti-gay I heard…


19f990  No.58709

>>58708

>smh such a bad day today lad. Not feeling good today the whole day. Bit sad too.

what happened lass?


dc586b  No.58710

File: 89126148b30a0dc⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, milking.webm)

>>58696

This tbh, but good luck looking for an anti-war MP to support

>>58708

>The LibDems are at least anti-gay

wew lass


87de8b  No.58711

>>58709

Nothing it's purely physical. Or rather biological. I'm just in pain and it's been a long day today. Will take some pills tbh.


99d8f5  No.58712

>>58710

That's what I want are Cromwell to do to me


938b39  No.58713

>>58710

I think that's the wrong webm lad…


700aa7  No.58714

ow


87de8b  No.58715


99d8f5  No.58716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


938b39  No.58717

>>58714

oof off ow bone hurting juice


28e426  No.58718

File: 703eb14240ef8e7⋯.gif (2.02 MB, 420x428, 105:107, 703eb14240ef8e74dae1b12f05….gif)

>>58710

That looks fun.


938b39  No.58719

File: 26778d601587152⋯.jpg (50.04 KB, 720x544, 45:34, The.Prisoner.S01E06.Many.H….jpg)

>>58718

*disdainful cap*


a2384f  No.58720

>>58708

sorry to hear. probably wont change too much, it's just for the county council, but I really dislike the libdems for their anti-brexit stance.

should watch tatami again tbh


87de8b  No.58721

File: 29f1ad4c632d2a2⋯.gif (61.57 KB, 320x180, 16:9, cae38a39afe48626478233dd69….gif)

>>58720

me too tbh


19f990  No.58722

>>58711

is it a period lass?


938b39  No.58723

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Hungarian man with an English rifle tbh


28e426  No.58725

File: 0e3f9b4f700d8ad⋯.jpg (92.45 KB, 640x900, 32:45, 1487910022752.jpg)

>>58719

Please don't think less of me lad, we might be looking at the future of aryan nutrition.


a2384f  No.58726

File: 6a8542e55a8e7a2⋯.png (453.89 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1492339968828.png)

>>58724

not this one


99d8f5  No.58727

>>58724

You absolute fucking vile degenerate vermin.


28e426  No.58728

>>58724

What the fuck.


938b39  No.58729

>>58724

Ok now that's just strange.

>>58725

But lass, we already have KHAZAR MILKERS


87de8b  No.58730

File: ae0bdb319e07165⋯.jpg (30.65 KB, 625x417, 625:417, sip89.jpg)

>>58722

yes tbh


dc586b  No.58731

>>58727

I wish I had more cowgirls but that's it for me


19f990  No.58732

>>58730

im sorry to hear that lasswhats it like?


99d8f5  No.58733

>>58731

A bullet isn't enough for you.


938b39  No.58734

>>58733

You should be used to it in the west country


99d8f5  No.58735

>>58734

What I do in my own barn should not be filmed.


28e426  No.58736

File: a4a47da6a02e8dd⋯.jpg (417.58 KB, 520x936, 5:9, 1493092089855.jpg)

>>58729

>the fourth reich will have milking camps instead of death camps

Wew, can't argue with that lad.


87de8b  No.58737

>>58732

First day's the worst then it's fine again. It just hurts a lot in the abdomen region and for me for some reason in the spine as well. And mood swings I think but I don't believe I have them. But maybe I do I just don't notice.


19f990  No.58738

>>58737

well i hope it goes away soon lass *hugs*


7d1f6c  No.58739

>bumbum king gets so mad that he tries to impersonate me all the time

not funny anymore


99d8f5  No.58740

>>58737

I love fucking a chick on her period. All the blood just makes things glorious smh

*puts heat pack on your back*


938b39  No.58741

File: 6a176b996ebee3a⋯.jpg (44.7 KB, 720x576, 5:4, Buffy.1x08.I_Robot,_You_Ja….jpg)

>>58736

Soon tbh.

>>58735

But it is you wellied wanker


7d1f6c  No.58742

>>58737

That's a pain that tells you you need to get pregnant.


99d8f5  No.58743

>>58739

Fuck off bumbum you cunt you're not me i know you wish you were a 5'3" manlet who wears glasses but you ain't

>>58741

Then don't post it. This is against my rights as a Dorsetshire man.


a2384f  No.58744

>>58736

what crime does one have to commit to be sentenced to the milk chambers?

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358399  No.58745

File: c4615eb90f0ea7a⋯.mp4 (8.55 MB, 1920x1078, 960:539, doctorjahans.mp4)

>>58698

I watched it

Don't like this one, I think he's projecting too much to needlessly justify his living in France

Brythonics are a distinct ethnicity after all and we used to be nominally united under a Brythwalda against foreign foes - Ethnic Nationalism tbh

still developing my patent special snowflake Elective Monarchical Confederal Feudalism tho tbh


99d8f5  No.58746

>>58742

Woah bumbum she's 16 wtf


87de8b  No.58747

>>58740

Not only can it happen that a woman is not in the "mood" for that at that moment, it will be very messy and the blood is no ordinary blood either - it's some other high protein liquid similar to blood that stinks even worse. But more power to you lad.

*is very thankful*

>>58738

Thanks lad. Just took a pill.

>>58742

It will be 9 moths of just that though.

Also why do we have 2 Dorsets here?


dc586b  No.58748

File: 695ca71b3df2884⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 32.18 KB, 564x400, 141:100, disgust cat.jpg)

>>58740

>fucking a chick on her period

And you call me a degenerate


a2384f  No.58749

>>58745

I think you're right lad, it's because he has a frog wife he has to say this stuff


7d1f6c  No.58750

>>58747

>Also why do we have 2 Dorsets here?

the other is bumbum, he got mad at me so he's trying to impersonate me


99d8f5  No.58751

>>58747

>A woman not in the mood on her period

Proven to be a man from Cornwall my mortal enemies

I love the metallic smell of blood it's very symbolic to enter a woman's blood tbh i love it


28e426  No.58752

>>58744

Being found in the possession of khazar milkers.


a2384f  No.58753

File: 0ad051f8b5c9b2a⋯.jpg (194.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, connecting the dots.jpg)

>>58750

>tfw literally can't tell anymore and can't check people's post histories because of 8ch messing up


87de8b  No.58754

>>58750

I see that now lad

smh BBK stop it


99d8f5  No.58755

File: f490f20035a7fd4⋯.jpg (61.85 KB, 628x960, 157:240, hahahabasednormiememes.jpg)

>>58750

STOP CLAIMING TO BE ME BUMBUM WTF


87de8b  No.58756

>>58751

Are you a vampire lad?


7d1f6c  No.58757

File: b18287598bc95b7⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 734x605, 734:605, ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.jpg)

>>58755

It doesn't work, because you post types of images I would never post.


99d8f5  No.58758

>>58754

He won't stop lad he's a fucking nutter smh

>>58756

*sparkles*


99d8f5  No.58759

>>58757

BumBum you have got to stop this impersonation.


938b39  No.58760

>>58745

He's just a strange person tbh. Interesting videos but he's just strange about certain things.


358399  No.58761

File: 8b8d06890673c1e⋯.webm (6.6 MB, 640x360, 16:9, eternaltipper.webm)

>>58749

It's probably a symptom of his autism

He could just acknowledge the similarities between Europeans and condone European mixing as well as the existence of tribes and tribal confederacies that are essentially ethnic nations, but he gets autistic about Christians again instead, smh. I know they deserve it but not everything is the fault of a yid on a stick tbh


dc586b  No.58762

File: d4127f838b78f5a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 7.6 KB, 249x245, 249:245, trust me.jpg)

>>58747

>It will be 9 moths of just that though.

Actually lass you get 9 months of no periods plus 6 or more months after the birth. You just have to put up with the sickness, then the birth, then the sleep deprivation. Good luck.


87de8b  No.58763

>>58758

I know it's you BumBumKing


dc586b  No.58764

>>58751

>my mortal enemies

You're actually from Devon?


938b39  No.58765

>>58751

All west country men are the same


99d8f5  No.58766

File: b8d4eda6fff0500⋯.jpg (94.61 KB, 549x612, 61:68, MyRapist.jpg)

This is the "Dorset Terrier". He raped me when I was a little boy. That's the way I, Dorset poster, became the mess I am today.

I'm off for my battle re-enactment. Hopeful Big Betty will notice me. When I have my armour on she calls me her little pan haha. She's sixty five and smells like fish but she's the only chance I have at a woman.

See you later lads! x

>>58764

Dorset are even bigger enemies of both lass, goes back to the war smh

See you later!


7d1f6c  No.58767

>>58764

ITS NOT ME FOR FUCKSAKE

STOP THINKING ITS ME


99d8f5  No.58768

>>58763

BumBum king keeps impersonating me idk why smh I am not him though


99d8f5  No.58769

>58767

This is bumbum. Wish he would fuck off but I'm not rising to him.


87de8b  No.58770

File: 6c285af0c449282⋯.jpg (15.02 KB, 236x224, 59:56, grin.jpg)

>>58767

Maybe time to put on a trip lad?


f6ded4  No.58771

Don't want to be a killjoy but I'm going to ban false flagging from now on tbh

This is a warning


99d8f5  No.58772

>>58770

Good idea


99d8f5  No.58773

Like I said I'm off out. See you later!

>>58771

Do it he's a piss take


938b39  No.58774

*false flags as myself for attention*


87de8b  No.58775

>>58772

Lad this isn't funny fuck off


2543a6  No.58776

Kill blind man, leave selfie stick as an offering, depart the crimescene, get news report.


dc586b  No.58777

>>58766

The only county I could see Dorset being enemies of is Wiltshire, since they actually get to be part of The Bestcountry whereas Dorset is just the shitty old South


99d8f5  No.58778

>>58777

Do not get me started on Wiltshire.

>>58775

Are you accusing me of being bumbum? I think it's clear this other guy is truly bumbum.

*Finally leaves and closes the browser*

(USER WAS BANNED FOR FALSE FLAGGING)

7d1f6c  No.58779

>>58777

NO NO NO

THIS IS NOT TRUE

DORSET IS NOT THE SOUTH, ONLY FAGGOT MIDDLE CLASS WANKSTAINS IN THE EAST AND DUMB TOURISTS THINK THAT, WHO HAVE NO LINEAGE HERE

THE COUNTY I HATE MOST IS HAMPSHITE, SINCE THEY LUMPED US WITH BOURNEMOUTH WHEN THE BORDERS CHANGED


938b39  No.58781

>>58779

tbh all people from the west country belong in WESSEX


7d1f6c  No.58782

>>58781

fuck off i hate the wessex memi


a2384f  No.58783


19f990  No.58784

>>58782

why are you such a cunt?


358399  No.58785

>>58781

>>58782

OO ARR

ARE ARTHUR

G'WAN ALFRED MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

*drinks cider*


7d1f6c  No.58786

>>58784

survival of the fittest


7fe907  No.58787

8chan is shit and broken pls lets move somewhere else i hate this site so much


19f990  No.58788

>>58786

Survival of the fittest would clearly take in social skills which you clearly lack in spades


f6ded4  No.58789

>>58783

>no Winter War

>no Deal

Next week we are watching one of these two tbh


7d1f6c  No.58790

>>58788

Why be part of a weak social group?


a2384f  No.58791

>>58789

wanted a ghibli session but yeah sure lad, will you join us?


dc586b  No.58792

File: fc8921ab7b8151e⋯.gif (871.99 KB, 400x400, 1:1, say that to my face and no….gif)

>>58781

>being ruled by foreigners

This is why I vote for Brexit


87de8b  No.58793

>>58789

I want to organise a Film Friday too one day.


7fe907  No.58794

File: 289bf595503d239⋯.png (712.19 KB, 1292x817, 68:43, ae85b25b965117a904cbcfece3….png)

wew jennys channel escalated quickly


19f990  No.58795

>>58790

Well you're associating yourself with us


938b39  No.58796


dc586b  No.58797


7d1f6c  No.58798

>>58795

Are you just mad that I hate hampshire?


f6ded4  No.58799

>>58791

No idea what ghibli is tbh

>>58793

You can if you want, ask Pembs though because he usually does it


a2384f  No.58800

>>58799

ah they did all the animated films like spirit away and stuff


19f990  No.58801

>>58798

I'm not mad at all, are you mad all the time because you're from Dorset?

>>58799

>No idea what ghibli is tbh

Wew


7fe907  No.58802

>>58801

>Responding to Dorset

>

>

>

>

>


19f990  No.58803

>>58802

im farming him for (you)'s


7d1f6c  No.58804


f6ded4  No.58805

>>58800

>>58801

I don't do anime tbh. I don't get autistic about people watching it, but I don't watch it myself


7fe907  No.58806

File: cb38e99b601e1fe⋯.jpg (396.22 KB, 1642x2048, 821:1024, cb38e99b601e1fef8a546a9e31….jpg)

>Anon will you watch Star Wars™ Rogue One with me?


19f990  No.58807

>>58805

i know but i though Ghibli was normie teir knowledge lad


f6ded4  No.58808

>>58807

But I'm not a normalfag. I've never even touched anime in any way tbh


28e426  No.58809

>>58806

I thought she was a toy doll from the thumbnail. I've never seen someone so plastic looking before.


87de8b  No.58810

>>58808

But you should watch with us. The witch movie is good.


a2384f  No.58811

>need 2 hours play time on ETS2 to play online

I want to inconvenience people now reeee

>>58810

this tbh lad


7fe907  No.58812

File: 8a3a74a078438f0⋯.jpg (58.05 KB, 440x251, 440:251, 8a3a74a078438f095138401935….jpg)

>>58809

STOP BULLYING JENNY


f6ded4  No.58813

>>58810

Maybe I will

But I'll have to make sure cytube isn't a dick to me again


938b39  No.58814

>>58806

she looks a lot cuter with her hair down than up tbh.


938b39  No.58815

>>58811

>ETS2

what lad?


a2384f  No.58816

>>58815

european tism simulator lad


7fe907  No.58817

File: 24405d2c69c122e⋯.jpg (291.77 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 24405d2c69c122e6fe525d1afb….jpg)

File: f9e87d1faea0411⋯.png (604.17 KB, 623x531, 623:531, 364634634.png)

i want to live in a log cabin up a small mountain somewhere in the snow with jenny wed cuddle under a blanket while it snows outside and we watch winnie the pooh


7fe907  No.58818

File: d04e7015f54cc8e⋯.jpg (154.62 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, fcccedd0e4bb300e0d7e44c143….jpg)

or maybe watership down


463cad  No.58819

>>58817

She's my girlfriend.


7fe907  No.58820

File: f3ec6bfc6d2f1df⋯.jpg (1.27 MB, 5000x5000, 1:1, 1385944275042.jpg)

>>58819

Wrong.


19f990  No.58821

>>58818

>or maybe watership down

bit scary lad


463cad  No.58822

>>58820

S-sorry D-Doug


28e426  No.58823

>>58817

What kind of nose is that? She looks like an orc.


7fe907  No.58824

>>58821

It's OK I won't get scared, and Jenny could cuddle me EVEN TIGHTER when she gets scared.

>>58822

Apology accepted.


7fe907  No.58825

>>58823

Truly epic. Epic for the win, my friend.

*Tips my hat to you*

Well played good sir!


87de8b  No.58826

File: a16fd6e967fd2a3⋯.jpg (55.58 KB, 500x382, 250:191, slepp2.jpg)

Alright my pals have fun with QT today.


938b39  No.58827

File: 1ae1966d3b31f3e⋯.jpg (2.43 MB, 4911x3253, 4911:3253, suzuki.jpg)

>>58826

night lass

bikes tbh


19f990  No.58828

>>58824

clever lad

>>58823

not really lad


6d1993  No.58829

>>58826

Night lass


7d1f6c  No.58830


a2384f  No.58831

>>58825

LOL winrar

>>58826

gnight lad


19f990  No.58832

>>58826

night lass


7fe907  No.58833

>Winnie The Pooh socks only available as being for women

Discrimination. Men can like Winnie The Pooh too.


7fe907  No.58834

File: b1eeaee3f78edfa⋯.gif (54.05 KB, 750x231, 250:77, 59849_image.gif)

I think I might become a trans-six year old so I can have toys again and wear the kind of clothes I truly want to wear (Onesies with my favourite characters on them) and not have to worry about anything except when I can get my next bowl of custard or finding a hill to roll down! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


6d1993  No.58835

>>58834

Should do that and hope the government takes you away from your mummies to keep you safe


28e426  No.58836

File: d670140b991d756⋯.jpg (24.28 KB, 154x194, 77:97, jenny.jpg)


7d1f6c  No.58837

how can I calm down?


6d1993  No.58838

>>58836

We cannot all live up to your beauty standards, lass


938b39  No.58839


28e426  No.58840

>>58838

I wouldn't mind if she didn't make a living telling people to watch bad movies.


312b96  No.58841

>>58837

Cut your throat?


6d1993  No.58842

File: 7daaf271ab4c45f⋯.png (61.58 KB, 156x213, 52:71, ClipboardImage.png)

My Orc was Aryan tbh. She had bunches instead of a ponytail though

>>58840

Bully her for that instead then smh


7fe907  No.58843

File: 00ed81e356d8376⋯.png (390.14 KB, 577x734, 577:734, 00ed81e356d8376023379c2741….png)

>Of course I'll watch Winnie The Pooh with you, Waifuposter!

>*Cuddles me*

Bedtime! Going to think of Jennay.


938b39  No.58844

>>58843

relationship with Scully over

now Jennay is my special friend


19f990  No.58845

>>58843

night lad


a2384f  No.58846

>>58844

kek was about to say


a2384f  No.58847

>>58843

also goodnight


28e426  No.58848

File: cba8926ded858bc⋯.png (525.37 KB, 640x687, 640:687, jenny2.png)

>>58843

Night night lad.


19f990  No.58849

>>58848

stop being a bully


6d1993  No.58850

>>58848

>filename

wew


dc586b  No.58851

>>58849

Yeah this. Neo apologise to the orc.


28e426  No.58852

File: cd346a1c293cfb7⋯.jpg (72.11 KB, 633x600, 211:200, jenny3.jpg)

>>58849

>>58851

Sorry orc.


6d1993  No.58853

File: 234dfd372b075a5⋯.png (1.37 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)


938b39  No.58854

>>58852

smh lass now this is just being cruel.


6d1993  No.58855

File: 6e2ac09ce9519ce⋯.png (9.46 MB, 2064x3190, 1032:1595, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg)

>It's a half-orc episode

Based miscegenation


19f990  No.58856

>>58852

stop being such a Dorsetlad


312b96  No.58857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

CUNT!


28e426  No.58858

>>58855

Half-orcs are adorable tbh.

>>58856

Now that stings lad.


7d1f6c  No.58859

>>58857

>look at comments

>bumbum says hes a man

laffed out loud tbh


6d1993  No.58860

File: 0040233e285064c⋯.png (494.11 KB, 600x881, 600:881, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58858

As long as they are of Evropean and not American stock


6d1993  No.58861

File: 8f94114dba22e68⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 714.06 KB, 660x800, 33:40, ClipboardImage.png)


7d1f6c  No.58862

File: 221cae2a9ec78b0⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 682x502, 341:251, 6bbd2f07b65e56935b409bfba3….jpg)


28e426  No.58863

File: e100974a5a5524d⋯.jpg (460.36 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, stares.jpg)

>>58861

I didn't know orc loli even existed.


a2384f  No.58864

File: 2a68e799170307c⋯.jpg (644.92 KB, 1300x919, 1300:919, neet.jpg)

posting for the final time before the poals close tomorrow

http://poal.me/6ruhq6


6d1993  No.58865

>>58862

Night, lad

>>58863

Of course they exist, lass


8066f6  No.58866


938b39  No.58867

>>58866

reeeee waste of trips


6d1993  No.58868

File: 60b71b58723ae14⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 723.1 KB, 900x1128, 75:94, ClipboardImage.png)


938b39  No.58869

File: 122bd06b8116357⋯.jpg (25.94 KB, 600x751, 600:751, tumblr_o085yz6tWm1v016i1o1….jpg)

>>58868

stop that


28e426  No.58870

>>58868

That's not an orc.


6d1993  No.58871


6d1993  No.58872

File: 555088f59d5fd9f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 11.65 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ClipboardImage.png)

This is an orc.


938b39  No.58873

>>58872

made me chuckle tbh


19f990  No.58874


28e426  No.58875

File: 4f08513f0f9d62c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.81 KB, 418x408, 209:204, orc pepe.png)

>>58872

Good lad.


6d1993  No.58876

>>58875

Are great leader


6d1993  No.58877

File: 454206e0f960718⋯.png (43.18 KB, 975x780, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58875

zug-zug


28e426  No.58878

File: 44d3e1934f71a5b⋯.jpg (443.48 KB, 1020x720, 17:12, smug2.jpg)

>>58877

Lok'tar you little munchkin.


938b39  No.58879

File: 4255bdcde5759ea⋯.jpg (63.09 KB, 720x576, 5:4, Buffy.1x08.I_Robot,_You_Ja….jpg)

I have no idea what's going on


6d1993  No.58880

File: 81eea58645596a4⋯.jpg (99.1 KB, 908x714, 454:357, 1441062439182.jpg)

>>58879

j-just begging for some attention

>>58878

sieg lok'tar, lass


28e426  No.58881

File: fc05cf87c70a9f2⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 3500x1900, 35:19, 1492044709172.jpg)

It's beddy byes in a minute. I don't suppose there's much point staying up for the local election results.

Night night.


f6ded4  No.58882

File: f142afbb989bcf9⋯.jpeg (36.34 KB, 480x360, 4:3, based bomber harris.jpeg)

>decide to give QT a chance after all

>first one to speak is Juergen Meier

>cancer results

GAS THE KRAUTS, WORLD WAR NOW


938b39  No.58883

>>58881

Night night


6d1993  No.58884

File: b9394a01b84a3c1⋯.png (13.58 KB, 750x408, 125:68, db11.png)

>>58881

Nigh, lass


19f990  No.58885

>>58881

night night


a2384f  No.58886

>>58881

goodnight


f6ded4  No.58888

File: 66c04ff53012f66⋯.jpg (4.87 KB, 236x228, 59:57, FUCK OFF.jpg)

>cucked out of (You)s by Neo


938b39  No.58889

>>58888

YOU WASTED THE GET REEEEE


a2384f  No.58890

>58888

you've become addicted lad we need to wean you off them


f6ded4  No.58891

>>58889

the only true gets are where all the digits are the same tbh

>58890

reeeee lad


938b39  No.58892

File: 540e47c3984629a⋯.png (80.74 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, roko.png)

>>58891

You're just saying that to piss me off


f6ded4  No.58893

>>58892

nah it's true I promise bruv


6d1993  No.58894

>>58887

artist says she's 18+ tbh

>>58888

Sweet adi quads, lass

>58882

*cucks you out of a (You)*


938b39  No.58895

File: f8e5c8f05f6b6c2⋯.jpg (38.06 KB, 640x478, 320:239, Bad Boys 1 (DVD 640x478 x2….jpg)

>>58893

And you deleted your get


f6ded4  No.58896

>>58895

No I didn't


938b39  No.58897

File: 2cad0c2d9eba2db⋯.jpg (51.8 KB, 640x480, 4:3, [HnG] Emblem Take 2 OVA 2 ….jpg)

>>58896

Ok nevermind I misread because some people quoted you instead of replying smh tbh


f6ded4  No.58898

Lads after the French election is over I think I'll got to /pol/ and tell them to bugger off for our GE tbh, I don't want autistic yanks mucking things up

>>58897

getting late tbh


19f990  No.58899

>>58898

I've not been following the french election, hows it been going?


938b39  No.58900

>>58898

Yeah fucking yanks better fuck off our turf. They wanted to claim the HWNDU stuff here as their's as well and fill it with trumpcuck memis it was terrible.

I've got tomorrow off :^)


19f990  No.58901

>>58900

>I've got tomorrow off :^)

oh yeah lad, whys that?


f6ded4  No.58902

>>58899

Pretty good I think. Would still be surprised if Le Pen won but apparently polls have been getting as good as Macron 55% Le Pen 45%, and Le Pen is likely to have higher turnout since Macron's support likely includes a lot of potential abstainers. So it'll be close, which means it's going well.

>>58900

I'm basing this off largely what I've seen in the French election. All of the good stuff has been made by Europeans. The yanks for some reason though are obsessed with making everything about 'saving the European culture'. They can't even put 'French' instead of European. Plus they're focusing on relative non-issues like culture which in the end don't matter as much as issues that directly affect people.

Mind you, they'd probably refuse to shill for UKIP anyway since 'muh prcuck'


19f990  No.58903

File: 698c6abb1a5675f⋯.gif (524.1 KB, 500x279, 500:279, giphy.gif)

>>58902

can you imagine the fucking hatrick if she wins, GO LE PEN, GO


938b39  No.58904

>>58901

I just do, I have every tuesday and friday off from college, despite it being a full time course. It's great.

>>58902

As long as Le Pen has a close to half turnout we will have made great progress tbh. And yeah the Americans are focused on making fucking awful pan-european stuff, despite France being one of the few European countries that is quite famous for being fiercely proud of being French, which is why they never speak to us tourists. Yanks aren't good at European realpolitik, they can't even follow the examples set by groups like PEGIDA and Generation Identitiare when it comes promoting the nouvelle-droite in France. The French far-right has existed longer than almost any other far-right or alternative-right in Europe, fucking yanks reeeeee.


f6ded4  No.58905

File: 0d08938fa9812bc⋯.png (182.96 KB, 597x440, 597:440, smugpeter.png)

>>58903

I want to gloat to my classmates in my politics class on Monday tbh


a2384f  No.58906

>>58905

>taking a politics class

christ cant imagine the pozz that is spouted there, I couldn't do it.


938b39  No.58907

>>58906

They're fucking terrible. I remember some hambeast telling me that she liked how passionate I was, but wished I would put my energies into something more positive. I then said, "What, like HIV positive?" and she refused to talk to me for the rest of the school year.


19f990  No.58908

>>58904

i only have to go in for an hour and a half in the morning, afterwords i get mcdonalds and play pool

>>58905

Oh i can't fucking wait

>>58906

you have no idea, i go to a very liberal college and one of my freinds who took the politics course was the only right winger in there.


f6ded4  No.58909

>>58904

Yanks seem to be functional retards when it comes to anything European. They've also been the ones least willing to translate memis. And they're massive dafties. I don't like daftyism at all tbh but at least the European ones are generally respectable and aren't so autistic.

>PEGIDA

I don't think they're really doing much but I may be wrong. Seems like a more respectable version of the EDL that happens to come from Germany. The fact that Tommy Robinson's got involved makes me suspicious. Plus what's their strategy?

>Generation Identitiare

They're better tbh, but I don't understand the 'hipster' stuff. But at least they're raising awareness. Though idk about their pan-Euro stuff either.

>>58906

It's not as bad as at uni I'd imagine. But it's still full of idiots. There's one fit as hell girl who doesn't even believe in the concept of nation states. Almost slapped her when she said that but I restrained myself because you should only hit women if you're in a relationship with them tbh.

>>58907

kek that's a good one

I'm simply known for being a Holocaust denier more than anything else smh


19f990  No.58910

File: 8ed0edf572ac894⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 359x202, 359:202, jZgDhiP.gif)

>>58907

> "What, like HIV positive?"

kek


19f990  No.58911

>>58909

you're in a relationship?


dc586b  No.58912

File: 3f8d9d375daf82e⋯.png (168.16 KB, 358x432, 179:216, good kek.png)

>>58907

>I then said, "What, like HIV positive?"


938b39  No.58913

>>58909

tbh they're both low energy and a bit naff, but for a while PEGIDA was really big in Germany, a simple show of force can do a lot more for bringing out support for our sort of sentiments. The GID stuff is a bit too hipster and on the nose, but they also get a large enough turnout and they apply a distinctly French approach to their French section, and a similarly Austrian approach to their Austrian contingent. Pro-Europe anti-eu stuff, either way it's better than kek and shit like that. Americans aren't even the good sort of dafties tbh, MAGAism is worse than daftyism tbh.


a2384f  No.58914

>>58907

top kek

>>58908

the poor lad tbh, gets his debating skills up at least

>>58909

the brainwash is so strong lad. pretty brave for holocaust denying in school, must get shunned by a lot of good goys.


19f990  No.58915

>>58914

>the poor lad tbh, gets his debating skills up at least

dont worry he was atleast libertarian so they have some common ground i guess


f6ded4  No.58916

>>58911

No, she is. I'd cuck her bf but she already knows I'm a Holocaust denier so I don't think she'd say yes. She's also a bit of a cunt tbh. But bloody hell is she fit.

>>58913

Yeah, I get what you mean, they're not amazing but they have common sense.

>Americans aren't even the good sort of dafties tbh, MAGAism is worse than daftyism tbh.

MAGAism is on it's own level tbh, it's much worse. At least the KKK used to have some backbone, and the ANP under Rockwell wasn't too bad apart from being uber-jerrycuck. Nowadays it's just sad tbh, you're either a LARPing autistic jerrycuck dafty, or you're a civic MAGA Trumpcuck. And either way you're probably not even white. Such is life for yanks.

>>58914

Actually it wasn't so bad. Because it """"happened"""" so long ago people aren't really that invested in it. So I haven't lost any friends, if anything people seem almost fascinated by me. Although they do strongly denounce me as well, they keep it strictly political and not personal. The really ironic thing is that two of my friends have Jewish blood, and they're actually the ones that are most understanding of my position (even if they don't agree themselves), while it's others who are more firm in their denunciation of me. It's weird tbh.


19f990  No.58917

>>58916

> I'd cuck her bf

not cool lad, you're suposed to be above this type of thing


938b39  No.58918

>>58916

Tbh America needs to dissolve. They either need to actually follow their hardline sentiments and establish their own sort state, or atleast have a genuine movement focused on re-energising the disenfranchised youth, something that's better than rallying behind a neocon traitor.


f6ded4  No.58919

File: 4063b29ecd7a384⋯.jpg (37.56 KB, 297x322, 297:322, gott strafe amerika.jpg)

>>58917

I am a moral lad but but her bf is a massive cuck and she is seriously fit. But I won't do it, I already said.

>>58918

Balkanisation needs to happen now. It should do soon enough anyway. The they might actually get something done. Personally I'd be happy to nuke America.


19f990  No.58920

File: e3d4bd2a5ae14d9⋯.jpg (25.82 KB, 684x576, 19:16, 11e2bba6b8305d242daa900c86….jpg)

Night lads


f6ded4  No.58921

>>58920

night lad


19f990  No.58922

>>58919

you said the only thing holding you back is that she have sex with you. Thats not you being moral thats you not having the capability to carry out what you want


938b39  No.58923

>>58920

Night lad.


f6ded4  No.58924

>>58922

I was mostly using 'would' as a figure of speech tbh, and since I'm not going for it anyway it's irrelevant.

Anyway goodnight lad


a2384f  No.58925

>>58915

fair enough tbh

>>58916

wew, that's kinda lucky, would have thought it's the kind of thing to have you outcast. I guess it is such a radical and taboo opinion people would be curious about you, especially if you don't present yourself as a typical skinhead so they would think oh he's not a hateful person, why would he think that?

>>58920

goodnight lad


041c21  No.58926

File: 31eff02e9d12e15⋯.webm (2.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, master shiro and snail.webm)


f6ded4  No.58927

>>58925

Yeah it's probably because people know me as an intelligent guy, so I don't fit at all into their preconceived notion of what a 'Nazi' is supposed to look like. In any case, you'd be surprised with what you can get away with though.


f6ded4  No.58928

night lads


6d1993  No.58929

>>58928

night, great leader


938b39  No.58930

>>58928

Night


a2384f  No.58931

>>58927

pretty much lad, I hope you can convert some.

>>58928

goodnight


041c21  No.58932

File: 17de437b612e5b2⋯.webm (1.94 MB, 1136x640, 71:40, comfy cat.webm)

comfy bedtime cat


6d1993  No.58933

File: 55b783bbfd70e20⋯.png (6.87 MB, 1984x2760, 248:345, ClipboardImage.png)


a2384f  No.58934


6d1993  No.58935

File: 94e19db45b8a7c7⋯.png (4.04 MB, 2134x1456, 1067:728, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58934

*gets comfy with the big black bull cat*


041c21  No.58936

File: bb418786f184aa7⋯.webm (1.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wolfgirl flute.webm)

>>58935

hope you're not internalizing obscene memis lad


6d1993  No.58937

File: 0473a5e07cab523⋯.png (2.43 MB, 1744x2624, 109:164, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58936

Don't worry, lass. Memis can't hurt me.

SOON™


6d1993  No.58938

File: 33eb3181b4e313f⋯.png (4.45 MB, 2448x1830, 408:305, ClipboardImage.png)


041c21  No.58939

File: cf7fb5e8772acbe⋯.mp4 (6.93 MB, 640x480, 4:3, contemplative jazz music.mp4)

>>58937

>tfw my BBC wouldn't stop pissing everywhere

RIP


6d1993  No.58940

>>58939

Sorry, lad. My brown cat will probably die soon too.


041c21  No.58941

File: c1994cdd82d899b⋯.jpg (259.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, catflower.jpg)

I and Pangur Ban my cat,

'Tis a like task we are at:

Hunting mice is his delight,

Hunting words I sit all night.

Better far than praise of men

'Tis to sit with book and pen;

Pangur bears me no ill-will,

He too plies his simple skill.

'Tis a merry task to see

At our tasks how glad are we,

When at home we sit and find

Entertainment to our mind.

Oftentimes a mouse will stray

In the hero Pangur's way;

Oftentimes my keen thought set

Takes a meaning in its net.

'Gainst the wall he sets his eye

Full and fierce and sharp and sly;

'Gainst the wall of knowledge I

All my little wisdom try.

When a mouse darts from its den,

O how glad is Pangur then!

O what gladness do I prove

When I solve the doubts I love!

So in peace our task we ply,

Pangur Ban, my cat, and I;

In our arts we find our bliss,

I have mine and he has his.

Practice every day has made

Pangur perfect in his trade;

I get wisdom day and night

Turning darkness into light.


6d1993  No.58942

File: 01e4b1d1ee7b205⋯.png (1.15 MB, 796x966, 398:483, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 461f8448a9ebd14⋯.png (852.81 KB, 724x744, 181:186, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ea4647c077868c2⋯.png (1.24 MB, 918x1020, 9:10, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58941

*hunts mouse, bird and fish*


041c21  No.58943

File: 1a685c29d9f26a5⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 450x322, 225:161, a02e7486a0971c842e4dfed1f4….gif)

>>58942

*startles you*


6d1993  No.58944

File: 9b4b4c2c81a33e1⋯.gif (1015.85 KB, 250x333, 250:333, 9b4b4c2c81a33e1064a6c53d93….gif)


a2384f  No.58945

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

041c21  No.58946

File: 1f81e0fe5a4bcee⋯.jpg (80.87 KB, 842x960, 421:480, happy dog.jpg)

>>58944

*stares at you*


dc586b  No.58947

File: fa41546642943db⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.96 MB, 320x240, 4:3, kitten smashed with hamme….webm)


6d1993  No.58948

File: 5c675fb9ff663f8⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 320x244, 80:61, 1386256964140.gif)


041c21  No.58949

File: 2e91e01ead5a1bc⋯.webm (2.27 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, cutest mews.webm)


dc586b  No.58950

File: 576059b533fb4e5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 689.82 KB, 3264x1840, 204:115, sexy beast.jpg)

>>58949

>looking for cat pictures I have

>one of them is a cat's dick

Good times


a2384f  No.58951

File: 180edbe015e5474⋯.jpg (65.05 KB, 411x412, 411:412, 1486768727791.jpg)

>>58949

my ears


5186d4  No.58952

File: ef25bd355d3ebbc⋯.jpg (26.42 KB, 463x604, 463:604, 17952530_10153990853234159….jpg)


041c21  No.58953

File: 6a8db744d0b48f6⋯.webm (204.33 KB, 854x480, 427:240, sad.webm)


a2384f  No.58954

File: 324d1cfefe99678⋯.jpg (10.52 KB, 250x240, 25:24, 324.jpg)

CON 157 (+50)

LAB 32 (-28)

LD 27 (-8)

IND 11 (+2)

GRN 5 (+1)

RA 2

UKIP 0 (-17)

>UKIP 0 (-17)

ahahahahahahahhaha…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH


dc586b  No.58955

File: 43d1412a8a3235a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.67 KB, 590x406, 295:203, Douglas Carswell approved.jpg)

>>58954

HAHA TIME FOR CENTRISM


041c21  No.58956

File: 53d0451e2d45cd8⋯.webm (756.03 KB, 640x480, 4:3, YAHAHAHAHA.webm)


dc586b  No.58957

Fucking hell my trip always disappears but the spoiler never turns off.


0dfeff  No.58958

File: a40de1411f348ff⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 226.77 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, C-BXwKUXkAE18-V.jpg large.jpg)


0dfeff  No.58959

>based tories making massive gains

oh fuck off.


1f250a  No.58960

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


0dfeff  No.58961

>fall alseep in my day clothes at 8:00

>wake up at 11:00 because of a wet dream

FUCK OFF


9cc3fe  No.58962

>>58947

>filename

I aint opening that.


560eaa  No.58963

File: dc22284c8e291ad⋯.png (685.02 KB, 592x468, 148:117, PE207.png)

Morning laddos.


9cc3fe  No.58964

>>58963

Mornin chuck.


9cc3fe  No.58965

File: 00afee15b4ec692⋯.jpg (91.36 KB, 634x427, 634:427, article-0-0D6A9C37000005DC….jpg)

ALAKAZAM


0dfeff  No.58966

>>58965

MERLIN'S BEARD


560eaa  No.58967

File: 779af4e00ead07e⋯.jpeg (53.59 KB, 620x476, 155:119, un1.jpeg)


7fe907  No.58968

File: e55194acdeca136⋯.png (904.83 KB, 583x737, 53:67, 76578568.png)

>>58844

NO

SCULLY IS STILL NUMBER ONE ALWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


560eaa  No.58969

>>58968

Did you get your towels dried ok, lad?


0dfeff  No.58970


9cc3fe  No.58971

File: d4f043bb51dee3a⋯.jpg (38.96 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1220126089900.jpg)

>>58970

That's pretty good.


9cc3fe  No.58972

>>58970

>The paper talks about the debauchery (people having fun) and gay attitudes (people loving one another) as though they are a bad thing.

Ohoooh. Someone struck a nerve.


7fe907  No.58973


0dfeff  No.58974

File: a1e64c53b835f04⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 113.76 KB, 904x1280, 113:160, CsKvSHPXgAAPma6.jpg large.jpg)


560eaa  No.58975

>>58973

Good good.


7fe907  No.58976

File: e0440a6675a6f94⋯.jpg (48.14 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1468240178854.jpg)

its so nice being on my own i feel great

but itll end on the 15th then back to being miserable


560eaa  No.58977

>>58976

Try to enjoy it and not waste the whole time worrying about the fact that it will end tbh, lad.


28e426  No.58978

File: 2bae74e71a61ab3⋯.jpg (60.06 KB, 550x550, 1:1, 2bae74e71a61ab3b32f21ce08a….jpg)

>>58954

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39795422

>The Conservatives have made gains in the local council elections, with Labour and UKIP losing out, as the early results are declared.

It just keeps happening.


9cc3fe  No.58979

>>58978

You think I should have voted?


0dfeff  No.58980

>>58978

Didn't you vote Tory?


938b39  No.58981


28e426  No.58982

>>58979

There's not much anyone could have done tbh. Tories are the only people who remember to go out and vote these days.

>>58980

Yeah, but that was because Labour and Greens were only other options on the ballot.


9cc3fe  No.58983

>>58982

It all seems a little pointless now. I don't know if UKIP are even /ourguys/ anymore. Were they ever? I'm too burnt out to really pay attention now.


28e426  No.58984

>>58983

If by /ourguys/ you mean secret nazis playing 88th dimensional chess then no. They're just basic civic nationalists. I still plan on voting for them because nothing else is working on the right in electoral politics.


938b39  No.58985

VOTE

MOSLEY


0dfeff  No.58986

who is anne marie waters and why are autists and raheem kaseem raving about her?


358399  No.58987

File: a19e47626c22cee⋯.png (226.54 KB, 378x506, 189:253, isitillegaltophotoyourball….png)

>>58985

M O S L E Y


28e426  No.58988

>>58986

She's one of the many people who helped run the BNP into the ground iirc. Rameem seems to enjoy latching on to poisonous public figures like her and Tommy Robinson because they are "reformed nationalists" with kosher intentions.


938b39  No.58989

>>58987

i don't think it is illegal because someone voted for Assad in France and took a photo


0dfeff  No.58990

>>58989

This isn't France.

Also, I think it is technically illegal, but no one here would report him, would we?


358399  No.58991

File: 7738d347b89cb72⋯.png (93.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, devilish.png)

>>58990

>>58989

*reports self*

1488D CHESS

I don't think anyone cares tbh, I took the phone out of my pocket in full view of everyone smh


7d1f6c  No.58992

should I make the main character a lawman? quick quick


358399  No.58993

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>58992

YOUR MOVE MISTER LAW MAN

cancerous reddit voiceover man


0dfeff  No.58994

File: e6aa71269fa8515⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.14 KB, 1335x707, 1335:707, scotland forever.jpg)

>average jocks


7d1f6c  No.58995

>>58994

They look like good celtobrytonic lads


87a743  No.58996

Morning lads


7d1f6c  No.58997

>>58996

morneen me brudda


87a743  No.58998

>>58997

Im bored lad.


87a743  No.58999

File: f63a6965336ef7a⋯.png (4.32 KB, 150x150, 1:1, f63a6965336ef7a311468f0a3e….png)

low data get


7d1f6c  No.59000

>>58998

write with me


87a743  No.59001

>>58993

morning lad. Ill try the email again in a moment


87a743  No.59002

>>59000

okay, still plotting characters?


01b372  No.59003

File: a81710db768af55⋯.webm (101.89 KB, 260x360, 13:18, Lads and lasses.webm)

Morning


358399  No.59004

>>59001

alright mate, got the inbox up


7d1f6c  No.59005

>>59002

I've got a few,

Main character is a young inexperienced lawman who tries to keep some order on the island, eventually becomes arbitrary, willing to break the law, use extreme violence, while also being refined and stuff, some duality of man thing, I think this is a good way to ask /thinking/ questions to the reader, and also to the character himself

another is a lord(or son of) the same age(and friend), not sure what type of personality to make him, perhaps a hidden antagonist (while on the outside is shown as an ally of the main character)

an assistant of the lord, who comes across as an antagonist, but in actual fact is a good guy

another is a warrior monk, sort of self explanatory

I've also got some kind of subplot(?not sure if right word) which involves being seduced by some witch and her followers, but he breaks free and kills them all

I was thinking of making things more chaotic as the story goes on

>>59003

morning boi


54d2ba  No.59006

>>58987

GOOD LAD


54d2ba  No.59007

File: e4c7315ce563bc5⋯.png (149.89 KB, 648x365, 648:365, PE211.png)

>>59006

My IP changed. Smh.


01b372  No.59008

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Obama backs Macron in last-minute intervention in French election

>Barack Obama has made a last-minute intervention in the French presidential election in support of Emmanuel Macron, saying “the success of France matters to the entire world”.

>Macron, a centrist, faces Marine Le Pen of the far-right Front National in a runoff vote on Sunday. Polls put him 20 points ahead.

>The former US president said he had chosen to declare his support, in a video tweeted by Macron on Thursday afternoon, because of the importance of the election.

>“I’m not planning to get involved in many elections now that I don’t have to run for office but the French election is very important to the future of France and the values that we care so much about,” he said.

Will the French react in the same way we did?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/04/barack-obama-backs-macron-in-last-minute-election-intervention


01b372  No.59009

>>59005

Why do you want to write this story, lad?


54d2ba  No.59010

>>59008

>Will the French react in the same way we did?

I doubt it will help. I still think macaroon will win.


54d2ba  No.59011

The Jews have imprisoned 400 people on PreCrime charges

>800 Palestinians have been arrested by Israeli and PA security forces as a result of a computerized program that tries to predict lone-wolf attacks based on social media posts.

>But how can you jail someone for a crime they haven’t committed?

http://mondoweiss.net/2017/04/palestinians-computer-analyzes/


01b372  No.59012

File: 6157e78effc7420⋯.jpg (11.14 KB, 251x242, 251:242, 1416057093374.jpg)

>>59011

>Social media

they'll never catch me


7d1f6c  No.59013

>>59009

*tries to give you an answer but keeps deleting it because its not satisfactory enough*

hmm

I dont want it to just be a piece of fiction, but also include elements of mythology, lessons and warnings, etc


9cc3fe  No.59014

File: 08bbc2649194eda⋯.jpg (191.04 KB, 470x595, 94:119, devlish.jpg)

>>59012

>too paranoid and crazy to get on Facebook

>get to be as offensive as I like on the internet


8efc3f  No.59015

>>59014

stop right there racist scum

you've violated the law


9cc3fe  No.59016

>>59015

You'll never get me copper. I don't even take selfies!


01b372  No.59017

File: 77448de21063fd9⋯.jpg (94.72 KB, 250x258, 125:129, 1426154017499.jpg)

>>59013

*writes message in discord for several minutes*

*backspaces*

>I dont want it to just be a piece of fiction, but also include elements of mythology, lessons and warnings, etc

Our mythology, lessons and warnings or new ones?

>>59014

BASED

>oy vey don't put anyt personal information out on the internet

>facebook is created

>suddenly everyone has everything out there for the entire world to see

>>59015

THE LAAAAAAAAWWWW


7d1f6c  No.59018

>>59017

both tbh


8efc3f  No.59019

>>59017

why don't you write a book? you've stolen enough of my fucking ideas lad


54d2ba  No.59020

>>59014

Thankfully I had been on conspiracy boards since the early Internet and had thusly been warned against social media before it even existed. That and I don’t like interacting with people that much, the idea of social media always made me shudder.


938b39  No.59021

>>59014

>tfw have to have social media for employment

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


54d2ba  No.59022

>>59021

Really, is it an actual requirement nowadays?

I'd sooner be a hobo tbh.


01b372  No.59023

File: f67ba79b2b12f91⋯.jpg (268.05 KB, 637x511, 91:73, 87b85f3aa6f88d15640efd3074….jpg)

>>59019

Oh, is that you, lad? I never saved your ideas but the last few. I'm a fucking retard, I'm sorry. I'm only asking Dorset because I want to steal from him as well tbh

>>59018

Makes sense. I guess it would have to be christian then though, right? I doubt there were enough experts on ancient mythology to make it survive in the post-apocalyptic world.

>>59021

wait what?


7d1f6c  No.59024

>>59023

Fuck you.


54d2ba  No.59025

File: a97a65bd8c2096b⋯.jpeg (62.13 KB, 400x300, 4:3, sman.jpeg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

My housemate is having his music lesson.

his tutor is a posh qt tbh


358399  No.59026

File: 8ff1d459070ca6b⋯.png (191.79 KB, 603x690, 201:230, 3573568356.png)

>>59023

There'll be at least two


8efc3f  No.59027

>>59023

There's no point writing books anyway beyond personal reasons is there? Who would publish them and who would buy them? How would you market it to people?


54d2ba  No.59028

*TOOTS LOUDLY*


938b39  No.59029

>>59022

>>59023

Lots of places now use it to organise and schedule things. JUST EMAIL ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


54d2ba  No.59030

>>59027

You could write shitty alt-lite fiction for the reddit crowd. That’d sell Vox Day would publish it. If you want to write a Turner Diaries-tier book however you have little chance of measurable success.

>>59029

They want to spy on you in advance, lad.


01b372  No.59031

File: 7b83a96e7193ee8⋯.png (47.97 KB, 620x450, 62:45, 7b83a96e7193ee89a1e1051681….png)

>>59024

It was a joke, lad

>>59026

And you will have a lot of children and start your own tribe so it could make sense I guess. do you actually practice it and tell stories about it though? How much do we even know? Certainly there is some silly stuff in it as well

>>59027

Are you trying to steal my based capitalist ideas, lad…?

But yeah it's mostly personal for me even if a dream is for it to reach people and make money on it.

>>59029

For fuck's sake

>>59030

>Vox Day would publish it.

That's true. Nice. Are his books any good?


01b372  No.59032

>>59030

>If you want to write a Turner Diaries-tier book however you have little chance of measurable success.

>All groups opposed by the author, such as Jews, gays, and non-whites, are exterminated.

Wew.


54d2ba  No.59033

>>59031

>Are his books any good?

I have never read one tbh. He churns out all sorts of genres, how does he find the time? I have been planning my book in my head for 3 years and haven’t put a single word down yet.


9cc3fe  No.59034

>>59032

Just do it in metaphor, like Star Trek.


7d1f6c  No.59035

>>59033

It's not entirely difficult tbh

Can easily write 5-10 pages a day


54d2ba  No.59036

File: ac9711d0096ae18⋯.png (119.86 KB, 541x317, 541:317, Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at ….png)

>>59035

I think I have anxiety about starting. I have built up a psychological barrier around it.


7d1f6c  No.59037

>>59036

I know what you mean

but it's one of those things where once you start it's hard to stop, only problem is that you might work hard for a few days, then suddenly stop and not want to get back to work on it for a few weeks


01b372  No.59038

>>59033

> I have been planning my book in my head for 3 years and haven’t put a single word down yet.

That's the problem. Vanlad quoted this earlier:

Writing the Terry Pratchett way

Despite his discipline as a writer, Terry doesn’t plan, so how does he approach his books? ‘Gingerly. I believe in the goddess Narrativia. Generally I don’t have a plan but I do have an instinct. If I put Commander Vimes in a situation that has gone very very bad, a lot of interesting things will happen. I know some things I’m going to put in, like in Snuff I knew about the goblins, and the bit about the unggue pots [goblins’ ‘religion’ requires that they are buried with all the bodily fluids they have ever produced, in unggue pots], which has got some origin in real things that happen in the real human world.

‘And with that amount of planning, I just let it run, because you can always rewrite, check things, find the right way to say things. If you sit and plan, you get stuck in the planning. When you’re writing a book, I find my fingers just start doing it. It sounds like magic. It works for me, but I won’t say it would work for anyone else.’

Ideas come from anywhere and everywhere, particularly, it seems, offbeat non-fiction. ‘Neil Gaiman’s exactly the same, which is why we had so much fun doing Good Omens. Anything that looks vaguely interesting is worth reading. It could be the history of washing up. Something in there would make it worth reading and it would pop up someday when we needed it. I’ve read histories of false teeth, anything.

‘And all these things have something, and it’s not what you might expect, just something oblique. I put them on my shelf, with a little note to myself saying this is useful.

The humour, he says, ‘tends to come of its own accord’.

>>59034

You mean with other races than earth races?


54d2ba  No.59039

File: 20af5cbbc5ec778⋯.png (143.85 KB, 543x377, 543:377, Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at ….png)

>>59037

I have two ideas tbh. One is a novel based on God being reprimanded and having to defend himself and by extension mankind and the other is a fictional diary. I should probably start the diary, it would be easier to start with.


358399  No.59040

>>59031

Aye lad.

It's true not much exists beyond the physical evidence and mutated folklore, so part of what we're doing is developing what does exist and merging it with the modern day, so that messages can be carried forth. Varg does it somewhat in MYFAROG, with passages about "Khemetian merchants" and their interaction with the Thuleans.


01b372  No.59041

>>59040

>Varg does it somewhat in MYFAROG, with passages about "Khemetian merchants" and their interaction with the Thuleans.

Tell me about it, lad


54d2ba  No.59042

>>59038

>Writing the Terry Pratchett way

So he just jumps in and goes for it? I suppose there is nothing to lose, I could atomized by a Saracen attack car tomorrow having never written a thing other than my thousands of shitposts.


54d2ba  No.59043

>>59042

could be*


01b372  No.59044

>>59042

Exactly, lad. It's not like the first draft has to be perfect anyway and I'm sure going about it that way would just give you more ideas.


54d2ba  No.59045

File: fd3f2efa5cd8526⋯.png (60.95 KB, 425x347, 425:347, Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at ….png)

>>59044

We should Start a writing club tbh. All commit to having written something by X date and then critique each other’s work.


01b372  No.59046

File: 00f77b140387876⋯.png (156.12 KB, 804x802, 402:401, ClipboardImage.png)

>>59045

I-I'll be an observer. You lads should do it tbh


7d1f6c  No.59047

>>59045

>tfw no dead poets society


28e426  No.59048

File: 69fe93974e68a20⋯.jpg (196.33 KB, 900x1140, 15:19, 1441555464879.jpg)

>>59045

>/newbrit/ bands together to create a racist dungeons and dragons setting

TRUEFRIENDS


358399  No.59049

>>59041

This one is pretty funny

"''Darklings and Weaklings are the names of the only known races of the swarthy and crue Arbi species. In Thule, these semi-humans are all either savage pirates operating along the coast or vile bandits inland. Those of them who have not been killed or caught and enthralled are all seen as outlaws. They have and respect no real deities. They are filthy, vulgar, have fang-like teeth, and they eat and live very much just like (other?) predatory animals, and show no signs of wanting to change this.

>>59045

>>59048

I'll post my RPG character background here when i finaly do it tbh

Driving time now


54d2ba  No.59050

File: d747c2465b7f798⋯.png (77.2 KB, 420x323, 420:323, Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at ….png)

>>59046

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

>>59047

We will be our own unorthodox mentors.

>>59048

We do what we must.


54d2ba  No.59051

>>59049

>I'll post my RPG character background here when i finaly do it tbh

Good lad.


01b372  No.59052

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59048

We need to make some subtle monsters


01b372  No.59053

>>59049

have fun with dickbreath, lad

Not exactly subtle on Varg's part there. Wew.


54d2ba  No.59054

>>59052

Is that where the Grabbler comes from? I thought he was a /pol/ memi.


01b372  No.59055

>>59054

Think so. Saw it on /pol/ a long time ago


54d2ba  No.59056

*Checks Vargs channel for new videos*

>Nationalism is Dead

>Ethnonationalism is Dead

The Vargpill marches on at quite a pace.


01b372  No.59057

>>59056

I can't watch that last one, what does he say? Does he just say it to excuse breeding with a Norman? smh


28e426  No.59058

File: 5ccc9aecc6e700b⋯.jpg (42.32 KB, 304x529, 304:529, 1377328058854.jpg)

>>59052

All huwhite peoples are human whereas the non-huwhites should be as alien as possible, like mindflayer pajeets and asians.


7d1f6c  No.59059

>>59057

he see's no problem with breeding with other europeans but at the same time doesnt regard swarthy norweigans as "his tribe"


54d2ba  No.59060

>>59057

He is basically saying that ones tribe is broader than the modern nation states.


54d2ba  No.59061

>>59060

Or at least that the modern states are an inaccurate way of identifying ones tribal brothers, he needs to expand on it really.


01b372  No.59062

File: abf18670f94267a⋯.png (423.01 KB, 550x406, 275:203, ClipboardImage.png)

>>59058

>Scarab poos

>>59059

>>59060

So it is what I excepted. smh


28e426  No.59063

>>59059

>>59060

>huwhite globalism

Better find myself a nice hardworking pole and get ahead of the curve tbh.


7d1f6c  No.59064

>tfw no yank gf


19f990  No.59065

Is it movie night tonight?


01b372  No.59066

>>59065

Yeah, we're watching Ghibli films


01b372  No.59067


9cc3fe  No.59068

>>59045

I think we should all come together and make a comic or a text adventure game, or something.


01b372  No.59069

>>59067

Pembs might be closing it soon, we'll see when she wakes up


01b372  No.59070


54d2ba  No.59071

File: 427c2d3fa0c6d05⋯.gif (775.43 KB, 419x594, 419:594, PE213.gif)

>>59068

I would be game for that. I will probably post my other currently non existent writings for critique as well.

>>59067

Voted but I cant be present be present sadly, just like an expat postal vote.


9cc3fe  No.59072

>>59070

Dubs are best for stream. You don't miss half the film while you're reading the chat.


01b372  No.59073

>>59072

True. Are the dubs any good?


938b39  No.59074

>>59073

Ghibli tends to get better dubs than most, but I'll still vote sub out of principle.


9cc3fe  No.59075

>>59073

I remember Kiki had Phil Hartman from The Simpsons in it, which was a bit weird.


54d2ba  No.59076

Has anyone watched Logan?


01b372  No.59077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


01b372  No.59078

>>59076

Yeah. Some of us watched it together. Think only me and Pembs finished it though. Why?


54d2ba  No.59079

>>59078

I am looking for a film to watch, wondered if it was any good is all.


01b372  No.59080

>>59076

>>59077

wew what a coincidence

>>59079

I heard it was great so I was a bit disappointed, really. Personally wouldn't recommend it unless you like X-men films. It does have some better violence because of the r-rating and it has a loli.


01b372  No.59081

>>59079

We did watch "Look who's back?" the recent German film with Hitler in it recently which it seemed like most of us liked. It was probably more fun to watch it together though.


19f990  No.59082

>>59076

yeah it was good


223300  No.59083

File: c15ae428e9255f4⋯.png (19.13 KB, 458x171, 458:171, ClipboardImage.png)

>>58978

B-Based Mummy May…

>>59067

Interdasting…


7d1f6c  No.59084

fuck


9cc3fe  No.59085

>>59076

Saw a bit of it. Didn't do a hell of a lot for me really. I think people are just all over it because it validates their continued enjoyment of characters written for children. It was cool to see Richard E Grant in something again.


01b372  No.59086

>>59083

Morning, lass. When are you closing the poal?


223300  No.59087

File: c33432ba18c71fb⋯.png (420.52 KB, 1098x1645, 1098:1645, lain bear.png)

>>59086

morning lad, I'll give it an hour or so. thanks for posting it.


01b372  No.59088

File: 8a781803d07e6d1⋯.png (96.4 KB, 251x200, 251:200, ClipboardImage.png)

>>59077

Just got around to watching it

>his wife is actually watching him and makes a comment

Cute


223300  No.59089

File: 9ba26904620ea45⋯.png (5.65 KB, 245x134, 245:134, ClipboardImage.png)

oh dear


01b372  No.59090

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59088

>>59077

Here she is on camera


54d2ba  No.59091

>>59081

I-I know, I was present for that one. I enjoyed it, other than the dog part ofc which was absurd.

>>59085

Hmmmm, I will give it a try. I’m not a huge fan of the franchise but can’t think of anything else to watch.

I am hopeful for the new Ayylien film tbh.


01b372  No.59092

>>59089

Oh, right. Yeah might as well download all the top three. Do you know whether dual audio works on google drive?


7d1f6c  No.59093


01b372  No.59094

>>59091

>I am hopeful for the new Ayylien film tbh.

What new can they do, really? Pretty much always the same smh


01b372  No.59095

>>59091

Did you watch Kong: Skull Island? A lot of us seemed to like that one as well.


223300  No.59096

>>59090

the civic nationalism must have pulled her in

>>59092

yeah started downloading them last night, I reckon pray it will just use the primary track if I upload it which is luckily the dub.


01b372  No.59097

File: 081847aff8ab389⋯.png (1 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>59091

Really enjoyed VVitch(2015) as well


9cc3fe  No.59098

>>59091

I mean, it was fine. Good even. I'm just not sure where these comments about it being a masterpiece are coming from.


01b372  No.59099

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>59093

Mean, lad

*covers her up because I am embarrassed by the way my wife looks*

she's just shy tbh

>>59096

>the civic nationalism must have pulled her in

True. A huwhite mans money and a black man's BBC? Sign me up


54d2ba  No.59100

>>59094

Well it is the sequel to Prometheus, which ended on somewhat of a cliffhanger. It won’t just be Xenomorphs chasing people about.

>>59095

Hmmm, no I havent seen that. I presumed it would be crap like the last King Kong film.

>>59097

Isn’t that genuinely spoopy?

>>59098

Now I don't know what to think, lad.


54d2ba  No.59101

>>59093

She is a bit gangly but I would say she is 6/10 IMO. Better than a lot of the hags I see moping about.


9cc3fe  No.59102

>>59100

It's like an okay quality vanilla ice cream. It gets the job done, but it doesn't excite.


223300  No.59103

>>59099

wow, lucky lass!


54d2ba  No.59104

>>59102

Bill Nye the Science Jew has ruined vanilla ice cream for me.

Ok, I will watch it. Then maybe the The Witch.


7d1f6c  No.59105

*starts writing*


01b372  No.59106

>>59100

>Hmmm, no I havent seen that. I presumed it would be crap like the last King Kong film.

it was enjoyable tbh. Fun and cool

>Isn’t that genuinely spoopy?

It was for me but I still liked it. Even if I don't really like watching horror films.

>Now I don't know what to think, lad.

I agree it wasn't what it's hyped up to be tbh.

>Well it is the sequel to Prometheus, which ended on somewhat of a cliffhanger. It won’t just be Xenomorphs chasing people about.

Let's hope so… Looks like it though

>>59105

Goodlad


223300  No.59107

File: 7c73d44a6bc312e⋯.png (95.45 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>59102

vanilla is boring it should mix with all the other flavours


54d2ba  No.59108

>>59105

Lad, how! Teach me your secrets. I wanted to start writing but now I am going to watch a film.


01b372  No.59109

>>59104

So Bill Nye made you like all the other kinds of ice cream?


9cc3fe  No.59110

>>59107

And now the Marxists are ruining my analogies.


7d1f6c  No.59111

>>59108

just do it

dont bother thinking too deep, just see what you come up with and see if its any good, edit it if you want


54d2ba  No.59112

>>59106

>Let's hope so… Looks like it though

I am going to watch it at the cinema. It better not be crap tbh, it's £10 a ticket at my local + whatever they charge me for a drink.


223300  No.59113

File: 79f6221037181d6⋯.png (439.94 KB, 920x720, 23:18, 79f6221037181d6741b8a79fd3….png)

>>59110

they've gone too far lad, you know must be done


54d2ba  No.59114

>>59111

I will write one entry of my fictional diary before I start my film. I have written it dozens of times in my head so it should come easy enough.

Do you type or do you write in pen, lad?


7d1f6c  No.59115

>>59114

pen, fountain pen is the only type of pen I can write comfortably with


223300  No.59116

>>59115

fountain pens are based


223300  No.59117

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Fresh Missus Ramsey


01b372  No.59118

>>59117

*goes to cytu.be*


54d2ba  No.59119

>>59115

>fountain pen is the only type of pen I can write comfortably with

Same tbh. Do you have a favourite ink? Mine is Noodlers Golden Brown.


01b372  No.59120


938b39  No.59121

File: 096dbd3c6d340f5⋯.png (753.52 KB, 1347x561, 449:187, ClipboardImage.png)

Uh oh.

Macron has secret bank account in The Cayman Islands


01b372  No.59122

>>59121

Holy shit


54d2ba  No.59123

>>59121

Anon needs to hurry up and get the verifiable proof out pretty quick, there is only one Newsday left before they vote. I think it is being promised within the next 8 hours.


19f990  No.59124

>>59121

eyyy got em


61cc79  No.59125

>>59121

fake news or nah?


223300  No.59126

>>59121

*french media ignores it*


01b372  No.59127

File: 2c0e27f8df62c71⋯.png (888.17 KB, 906x1040, 453:520, ClipboardImage.png)

what did he mean by this?


01b372  No.59128

File: 22efee375a59623⋯.png (427.02 KB, 708x631, 708:631, ClipboardImage.png)


223300  No.59129

>>59128

I bet it's those pesky Russians


358399  No.59130

File: 2fb36a352606627⋯.png (26.3 KB, 148x135, 148:135, 4573473356.png)

Not too bad today tbh

Did lots of gear changes, went up to 60m/h and only nearly killed us both on roundabouts a few times

>>59070

>people voting for dubs

WHAT ARE YOU CASULS


7fe907  No.59131

i feel awful

i had some cheescake which i threw it away aftr a few bites then i had a microwave korma i also threw away it was gross and then i ate a twirl (oinly one finger though)

feel weird and itchy again and my genital region and bvuttcrack are very sweaty and itchy and hot


223300  No.59132

>>59130

prefer subs but dubs are comfier so we can read the chat as well and not focus as hard


938b39  No.59133

>>59130

How many manoeuvres have you done?


223300  No.59134

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


358399  No.59135

>>59133

don't know what manouevres are tbh

Did starting and stopping and steering on the first lesson, today, second, was "country driving" ie going up and down the same stretch of A road, on all gears and speeds, turning etc with minimal instructor involvement

>>59132

smh lad you should be able to switch between two lines of text easily

>>59134

F tbh


938b39  No.59136

>>59135

Oh, aaah. Yeah there's three point turns and parallel parking and shit like that. Smh I need my license already.


99d8f5  No.59137

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/local-election-results-live-counting-10359359

>So well done Sally for putting UKIP in the shade and helping to clean up politics.


358399  No.59138

>>59136

I've done the "extremely imprecise forward roll parking" and the "turn so tightly you nearly crash into a roundabout and get crushed by a lory" maneuvers tbh

not so bad for the second time out though


938b39  No.59139

>>59138

Don't forget to indicate.


358399  No.59140

>>59139

I did tbh, kept turning it off instead of going from L to R on the roundabouts

Main problem was the extreme sensitivity of the car, lots of wobbling about and jerking the clutch.

I'll probably end up in Vanlad's work van, smh I was going to buy a cheap impounded car from the first PREVENT wog to visit me but he sold it off already


61cc79  No.59141

>>59138

check your mirrors, they are always over that in the tests


358399  No.59142

>>59141

I do lad, it seems like all the other people the instructor teaches are manlets so whenever I get on the FOV is 90% car body


54d2ba  No.59143

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Housemate is blowing up the airbed, that means his gf and her kid are staying the weekend.

REEEEEEEEEEE YOU DON'T LOVE HER, WHY DO YOU STAY WITH HER…. AAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE ELSES FAMILY


358399  No.59144

>>59143

Is it literally a "My Wife's Son" scenario?

Top kek


01b372  No.59145

>>59143

At least the kid is huwhite, r-right?


01b372  No.59146

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH VARG


938b39  No.59147

>>59143

good luck lad


54d2ba  No.59148

>>59144

Yes. Well….his gf's daughter.

I don't dislike his hapa gf and the kid is well bahaved enough and all but it is like being a guest in my own home. Stuff all over the place, constant cooking, loudness. I just have to stay in my room.

>>59145

3/4.

>>59147

I will just go out all day tomorrow record hunting I think. Smh.


19f990  No.59149

>>59146

we're not getting the Golden one and Varg video are we?


938b39  No.59150

>>59148

what records do you hunt for? When I have a bit of cash I prowl ebay for Neofolk records.


54d2ba  No.59151

AAAAAAAAAA

He doesn't love her though, why is he being so cruel as to stay with her.


223300  No.59152

>>59146

thanks lad


87de8b  No.59153

File: 0e64595258880c3⋯.jpg (2.99 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 20170505_153340.jpg)

ladsssssssss


223300  No.59154

>>59153

that's not chicken right?


99d8f5  No.59155

>>59153

wtf is that?


938b39  No.59156

>>59153

wew is that tuna steak?


19f990  No.59157

>>59153

heya lass


87de8b  No.59158

>>59156

yeah

tastes like heaven


938b39  No.59159

>>59158

Yeah they're great tbh, more protein than chicken as well


54d2ba  No.59160

>>59150

Anything I like tbh, I have a route of charity/ second hand stores that I do every now and then. The occasional gem turns up. I found some NWOBHM stuff last time.


19f990  No.59161

I hope my brother brings m back a present

>>59158

tbf they do look good


938b39  No.59162

>>59160

Oh nice, tbh there's a secondhand recordshop near that's good for records and stuff.


223300  No.59164

why did that post send twice


99d8f5  No.59165

>>59158

You vile creature

Tuna is for the disabled


01b372  No.59166

File: 6f08d8f811ddd6c⋯.png (167.33 KB, 300x300, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


01b372  No.59167

File: 7bdb70c3d231661⋯.png (83.44 KB, 699x485, 699:485, 1479585193264.png)

>>59164

Amnesia, lass?


99d8f5  No.59168

File: 486d0be6d0f3d88⋯.jpg (138 KB, 576x960, 3:5, arephilip.jpg)

File: a8556c84224d0fd⋯.png (526.64 KB, 500x625, 4:5, BASED.png)


01b372  No.59169

File: d5e24c007f1d39e⋯.jpg (10.53 KB, 247x242, 247:242, bdd98c638bb452a0c374929300….jpg)

>>59168

>I'd rather not be a cannibal


938b39  No.59170

>>59168

based phillip tbh


223300  No.59171

File: 12efe5b9756c8c7⋯.png (2.93 KB, 131x68, 131:68, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 43198df5ab6d6d9⋯.jpg (60.2 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 1415498448573.jpg)

hmmmmm

>>59168

I wish I said no


01b372  No.59172

>>59171

ahhhh


7fe907  No.59173


01b372  No.59174

File: 8f726822bd37288⋯.png (69.66 KB, 707x500, 707:500, 1391093203823.png)

ahhhh why do you have to come into my room dad? I swear it's an intimidation technique

*grabs illegal gun I acquired illegally*


01b372  No.59175


19f990  No.59176

>>59174

what does your dad want lad?


01b372  No.59177

>>59176

He just said Hail Herts


54d2ba  No.59178

File: 628c0caad233233⋯.jpg (29.61 KB, 560x560, 1:1, alex89.jpg)

>>59174

Lad, at least the people in your house are related to you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


01b372  No.59179

>>59178

>mixed child

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Do him a service, lad… you know what to do *hands you the gun*


54d2ba  No.59180

His gf will be clattering around in the kitchen, the kid will be watching TV at full volume and shouting and then he will start practicing his damn music.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


19f990  No.59181

>>59177

atleast he knows whos in charge probs just wants to talk to his Son


54d2ba  No.59182

>>59179

Lad no. It's a nice kid.


19f990  No.59183

>>59179

>Do him a service, lad… you know what to do *hands you the gun*

lad, please dont


87de8b  No.59184

>>59165

why lad?

>>59166

Shows how little you know about tuna. You aren't supposed to serve it anything other than raw. Well you can but it will taste horrible. Tuna is a fish you can eat raw other than salmon for example, it's a completely clean fish free of parasites. Morons at Nordsee don't understand it, wasted 16€ on a completely ruined tuna steak that they overgrilled.


01b372  No.59185

>>59181

probably. I just get a bit defensive and anxious whenever somebody comes into my room smh

>>59182

>>59183

o-okay, lads. It gets to live for now… but when it grows up it will try to kill us


223300  No.59186

>>59174

DONT DO IT LAD


01b372  No.59187

>>59184

If it's raw I'm not eating it, lass


19f990  No.59188

>>59185

no it wont smh


01b372  No.59189

>>59174

DONT DO IT LAD


01b372  No.59190

>>59188

It's not worth the risk smh


19f990  No.59191

>>59190

Smh lad i have a fucking half chinky niece


87de8b  No.59192

>>59187

Why lad? Just not a fan of raw steaks? You should still try it one day.


01b372  No.59193

>>59192

I just don't like the idea of eating raw meat.

>>59191

oh. right


19f990  No.59194

File: 357209cc054fa82⋯.png (64.6 KB, 285x276, 95:92, suicide peep frog.png)


01b372  No.59195

File: b5d1a9f96d1a68c⋯.png (374.32 KB, 665x650, 133:130, ClipboardImage.png)


87de8b  No.59196

File: 0488f5b8b0b8b7b⋯.jpg (59.25 KB, 600x465, 40:31, 88a29407-1794-4736-ac36-b7….jpg)

>>59193

huh… weird


54d2ba  No.59197

>>59195

This whole thing is getting beyond childish.


87de8b  No.59198

>>59195

lmao sour grapes


7fe907  No.59199

File: c01fc83aef288e9⋯.jpg (33.34 KB, 250x357, 250:357, 250px-Muumitalo_1.jpg)

How much would this cost to have built?

It's either this or a hobbit home.


01b372  No.59200

>>59197

Hasn't Juncker always been like this? He says so much bullshit

>>59196

I think it's because I want to be sure whatever could be inside it is dead smh


19f990  No.59201

>>59195

But it really isnt tbh

>>59199

>How much would this cost to have built?

lots lad


54d2ba  No.59202

>>59199

Is that a converted grain silo, lad? If so then much less than a hobbit home which will cost you a fortune to commission. You would still need land (with planning permission) though either way.


87de8b  No.59203

>>59197

Lad I asked you already but why don't you take up a trip/flag? I'd spot you much easier. Also I could do some aesthetic Eugenes for you if you want.

>>59200

Junker is drunk all the time as well. You can tell sometimes when he speaks. And he's all together just such an unattractive persona, they all are though (well maybe Tusk is fine even though he's not really appealing either).

But like I said be assured Tuna is clean. And it just tastes splendid. And I just really like raw meat.


28e426  No.59204

Macron INCREASES Lead Ahead of French Election Sunday

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/05/poll-macron-expected-get-62-per-cent-votes-marine-le-pen-38-per-cent/

Firebrand Israeli Politician Endorses Marine Le Pen

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/05/israeli-politician-endorses-marine-le-pen/

Confirmed: Trump to Visit Israel This Month

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/05/05/confirmed-trump-visit-israel-month/

UKIP Wipe Out: Loses Every Council Seat They Defended

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/05/ukip-wipe-out-lose-every-council-seat-they-defended-tories-up/

Breitbart London seems to use the same sad Nuttall picture on every negative UKIP article. They probably think this wouldn't be happening if Rameem was leader.


19f990  No.59205

>>59197

listen to dafite


01b372  No.59206

>>59204

>Breitbart London seems to use the same sad Nuttall picture on every negative UKIP article. They probably think this wouldn't be happening if Rameem was leader.

Having a white leader just makes it look like an angry nativist party tbh


19f990  No.59207

>>59204

this is a depressing one lass


87de8b  No.59208

>>59204

should do next thread with these and Everything Is Fucked Edition because wew


f29369  No.59209

File: 1fd48b7be5c0dc6⋯.jpg (110.59 KB, 857x845, 857:845, based chinks tbh.JPG)

>>59195

True tbh.


28e426  No.59210

>>59208

I'll do that now.


223300  No.59211

File: fab0057e8c4af34⋯.png (129.85 KB, 840x2903, 840:2903, francshit.png)

>>59209

>French not even there


19f990  No.59212

>>59208

It was all going so well for a while too


87de8b  No.59213

>>59210

3 in a row huh

you don't have to take that edition though


28e426  No.59215

>>59213

I am the thread master now.

>>59214

>>59214

>>59214

NEW THREAD


87de8b  No.59220

File: 6cb4b3de7dbcb05⋯.png (352.24 KB, 498x375, 166:125, 16b8bd7c-429e-4723-8923-17….png)

>>59215

we'll see if someone can put an end to your OP dictatorship


358399  No.59228

>>59204

K O S H E R _ N A T I O N A L I S M

I don't even care if the yids start WW3 anymore


dc586b  No.59249

File: ea81b48166ab890⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.27 KB, 956x1145, 956:1145, Imperium 17.jpg)

>>59209

Mandarin for official language of Europe when? All other languages are useless.

tbh




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