1f48d6 No.56383
1f48d6 No.56385
>>56377
>chinky dungeons
>>56380
>tfw your chinky girlfriend has replaced all the tea in your house with pennyroyal tea in an attempt to stop elliot rodgers spawning.
1f48d6 No.56386
Mengele was husbando material tbh
1f48d6 No.56387
this was reccomended to me now i looked at a military jacket
could do some varg cosplay
1f48d6 No.56388
1f48d6 No.56389
What did she mean by this?
1f48d6 No.56390
i quite like the m65 field jacket
but im not sure about wearing military stuff when i havent been in it feels kind of like larping
1f48d6 No.56392
>no based Patrick Moore edition
smh
I love him lads
"if I saw the entire German nation sinking into the sea, I could be relied upon to help push it down"
"We must take care. There may be another war. The Germans will try again, given another chance"
"The Germans tried to conquer us. The French betrayed us. The Belgians did very little and the Italians made us our ice cream. The English are best. Stand up for England!"
1f48d6 No.56393
>>56392
>The Germans will try again, given another chance
HE WAS RIGHT
1f48d6 No.56394
I have brown eyes tbh
/wrist i'm not white
do you like
MY VAN
*eurobeat intensifies*
just for size comparison tbh, 10x12, 120m of van space
1f48d6 No.56395
>>56394
Why is there barbed wire sealing the vans in?
1f48d6 No.56396
File: 26ab01dab2d15a9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 88.72 KB, 1000x723, 1000:723, 59ab1c28-bc15-4767-8f2a-9d….jpg)
1f48d6 No.56397
>>56394
Nice work lad, the Battlewagon fleet looks sweet.
1f48d6 No.56398
>>56395
No peasants allowed smh
1f48d6 No.56399
>>56379
I-I swear I'm white take my word for it
>>56382
What?
1f48d6 No.56400
>>56386
>born too late for Doctor Jo to make you an aryan brood mare
Smh.
>>56389
Don't bully her lad, we all know her height-to-weight ratio.
1f48d6 No.56401
>>56393
>Saying a German general once told him “You won two wars. You won’t win the third.” Sir Patrick admitted he hoped the prediction, which referred to an 'economic war' would be proved wrong.
He was right lads, take the Moorepill
1f48d6 No.56402
>>56396
What's gone on there?
Lampshade factory?
1f48d6 No.56403
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>56400
What's wrong with my height-to weight ratio? I'm fit as a football
1f48d6 No.56404
>>56401
I fucking hate krauts though
they're such autistic wankers
1f48d6 No.56406
>>56395
>>56398
security system
everything will be visible for a very long time while we grow the hedges smh
Could just put up fencing instead of concentration camp wire but it could be more expensive
1f48d6 No.56407
>>56403
http://bodyvisualizer.com/
Show us then lass
>>56404
I don't like them either tbh, they're cunts
1f48d6 No.56408
>>56399
You just hold a phone up to your eye and take a blurry picture. There's not much anyone can get from it to identify you.
>>56403
And what an adorable football you are lass.
1f48d6 No.56409
>>56407
is there a male one? you should do it too
hold on
1f48d6 No.56411
>women that have no limbal rings
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL
1f48d6 No.56412
>>56410
IDEAL WOMAN
lmaoing tbh
1f48d6 No.56413
>>56406
The wire has a nice aesthetic lad, and the hedges can be trained to follow branch-fences, pic related.
1f48d6 No.56414
>>56408
Stop bullying me for things I'm not
1f48d6 No.56415
>>56408
>You just hold a phone up to your eye and take a blurry picture. There's not much anyone can get from it to identify you.
but what if I'm not white
1f48d6 No.56417
>>56415
It depends on the eye colour
1f48d6 No.56419
>>56417
Do you have very unique eyes?
1f48d6 No.56420
HEALTHY AT EVERY SIZE
>>56413
when we go up to the site we'll have a poke about the woods and see how much there is to use tbh
1f48d6 No.56421
>>56414
Reeeeeee I wanted to be nice but only hurt you more. I'm so sorry lass.
>>56415
You told me you had blue eyes…
1f48d6 No.56422
>>56409
tbh I don't know a lot about my measurements so this is very rough. It's not very accurate at all really, it makes you look all pudgy
1f48d6 No.56423
>>56415
laddd you're as aryan as the best of us
1f48d6 No.56424
>>56419
no
>>56418
you eyes are aryan lad don't worry. There is a distinction between white brown and shitskin brown.
1f48d6 No.56425
1f48d6 No.56426
>>56422
looks fit ngl
here's mine
1f48d6 No.56427
1f48d6 No.56428
Just make are Nige pm fgs
1f48d6 No.56430
>>56426
wew do you lads see anything? I see nothing
I guess I'm dead.
1f48d6 No.56432
>>56421
>You told me you had blue eyes…
I thought they were but apparently they are a green/greenish blue smh
Maybe it's the camera
1f48d6 No.56433
>>56429
do you have thicc limbal rings?
1f48d6 No.56434
>>56433
Whats a limbal ring lass? *googles it*
1f48d6 No.56435
Who /ayy/ here?
>>56426
Nothing there lass, did GCHQ intercept it or something?
1f48d6 No.56437
>>56429
the thing is they look blue/green af under excessive lightning but in normal daylight they look like your pic.
1f48d6 No.56438
>>56432
I have grey eyes as well. Maybe you have based slav ancestors. It means you're the most white race there is. That's something to be proud of lad don't worry.
1f48d6 No.56439
1f48d6 No.56440
>>56236
>>56233
>>56230
>>56220
>>56217
>>56212
>>56178
>>56175
>>56169
>>56166
1f48d6 No.56441
>>56435
I didn't take a screenshot
I will try and make an ayy now as well
1f48d6 No.56442
>>56440
no poblem gchq glad to have been of help
1f48d6 No.56443
1f48d6 No.56444
>>56440
What a shit test tbh.
1f48d6 No.56445
>>56441
>I didn't take a screenshot
You tricked me into revealing my body reeeeeeeee
>>56439
this tbh
>>56440
GCHQ pls go
1f48d6 No.56446
>Exercise: 20 hours/week
casuals
1f48d6 No.56447
>>56438
Yeah, theorised that as well. They are pretty dark though. Pink around the eyes because the flash made my eyes get watery smh
1f48d6 No.56448
>>56446
Looks like a really fit lanklet woman who got breast implants then starved to death
1f48d6 No.56449
1f48d6 No.56450
>>56449
i don't wear makeup smh
1f48d6 No.56451
1f48d6 No.56453
>>56448
who /chosen/ here
>>56447
pfroar tbh nice eyes. Might be green
1f48d6 No.56454
taek me 2 ur leedur
>>56453
kek, looks accurate
1f48d6 No.56455
1f48d6 No.56456
>>56454
>half man, half mech suit
1f48d6 No.56457
>>56455
proportional to the time spent in direct sunlight and your melanin level.
1f48d6 No.56458
>>56455
I'll tan yor 'ide you 'orrible dorsetian
>>56456
>>56454
the six million shekel man
1f48d6 No.56459
>>56392
>the Italians made us our ice cream
based ities tbh
1f48d6 No.56460
>>56451
If it gets posted it gets saved tbh
>>56453
Thanks, lass. Probably green. All this time I thought they were blue. My parents told me they were blue. Why did they lie? *punches them*
1f48d6 No.56461
1f48d6 No.56462
>>56459
Couldnt have Uncle Bens sauces without them.
1f48d6 No.56463
>>56457
how long is this
>>56458
not sure what the demonym even is tbh
>>56459
my great grandad h8ed them tbh
got grenade wound in italy tbh
1f48d6 No.56465
>>56461
smh don't try to make me feel better, lass. Guess I'll kill myself now
1f48d6 No.56466
>>56464
>posting things like this
lad… GCHQ will be on you like a tonne of bricks.
1f48d6 No.56467
>>56466
Why? I'm fucking normal.
It's the weirdos and dafties they care about. People like yidmarez.
1f48d6 No.56468
>>56460
Lad do they look like pic related in normal light? Are they more blue or more green?
1f48d6 No.56470
>there will be another version of this memi this year
>>56468
nice eye
>tfw stuck with shitty brown eyes
1f48d6 No.56471
>>56465
lad… not brown is white
1f48d6 No.56472
I h-hope based BO will delete them again r-right?
>>56469
Yeah I have that sexy soulless stare there.
1f48d6 No.56473
>>56472
what type of nose do you have?
1f48d6 No.56474
>>56471
I'm sure you're white lad but we'll still need to exterminate you so that you won't pollute the green, blue and purple eye gene
1f48d6 No.56475
>>56463
1 hour a day for a month
2 hours a day for 3 weeks
3 hours a day for 2 weeks
8 hours a day for 2 days
Use baby oil as sunscreen like a real englishman.
>>56467
The test says Im far more normal than I know to be true tbh.
>>56466
>implying its not easily possible to locate worse stuff than my answers to a bogus test
Smh I pay taxes and all they give us is crappy questionnaires? Fucking hell are we a third world intelligence service now?
1f48d6 No.56476
>>56472
Already did kek
>sexy soulless stare
I do actually like this look tbh
1f48d6 No.56477
should this board be renamed /Moomin/?
>might get us off GCHQs watchlist
>we don't discuss politics anyway
1f48d6 No.56478
>>56475
>>56467
Now they have your height, weight, and build lad.
1f48d6 No.56479
>>56475
>8 hours a day for 2 days
tbh I had a nice tan after sitting in the sun all day last year for a couple days
1f48d6 No.56481
>>56473
not an expert on nose types. between snub and turn-up.
1f48d6 No.56482
1f48d6 No.56483
>>56447
Lad you have really beautiful eyes
>>56473
i have a full on jew nose
1f48d6 No.56485
>>56477
Can't change it anyway
>>56480
LAD NO
I'm as huwhite as they come, I just got bad luck, my brother got blue eyes, lucky bastard
>>56481
>tfw based Roman nose
1f48d6 No.56486
>>56481
smh tbh
>tfw upturned roman nose
1f48d6 No.56487
>>56484
>another paranoid
I think all here are. I think that's what most of /pol/ has.
>histrionic
this one's actually correct
>schizo
wew lad
1f48d6 No.56488
>>56479
Good work, I like it when Im almost burning tbh.
>>56478
Not really, looking up our doctors notes would tell them that anyway lass :^)
>>56482
This
1f48d6 No.56489
>>56487
>all here are paranoid
Excuse me…
1f48d6 No.56490
>>56484
Im apparently a schizo too lad. Based tbh. *does schizo secret handshake*
1f48d6 No.56491
1f48d6 No.56492
>>56468
Beautiful, lass. No they're darker smh
>>56483
>Lad you have really beautiful eyes
Thanks, lad. You can only really see them like that with the flash though.
>i have a full on jew nose
What's your IQ, lad?
1f48d6 No.56493
1f48d6 No.56494
>>56492
>What's your IQ, lad?
2 million lad
1f48d6 No.56495
>>56494
2 million what, dust particles?
1f48d6 No.56496
>>56487
>this one's actually correct
smhhhh it really is holy shit
I'm not a schizo I promise I just act differently in different situations
>>56490
*switches to secret schizo personality for the secret shake* Who /SecretSchizo/ here ;^)?
1f48d6 No.56497
>>56476
I was just memiing honestly, and 22sts eyes are still there, but ok thanks
1f48d6 No.56498
>>56495
eyyy ya got me lad
>>56496
i think it must be full of shit tbh
1f48d6 No.56499
>>56497
I delete them anyway because I don't want GCHQ finding them tbh
1f48d6 No.56500
>>56498
I think there's some truth in it, just a smidge tbh.
1f48d6 No.56502
>>56492
aw it can't focus?
1f48d6 No.56503
Who was the first lad that recommended you take the personality test? Who influenced the discussion towards posting physical details?
This is how you find the real agent.
1f48d6 No.56504
>>56492
>Beautiful, lass. No they're darker smh
thanks lad, smh mine are pretty dark too. Good eyes tbh
>>56496
I hope I'm not actually Borderline …a-am I?
>>56499
Yeah thanks lad
1f48d6 No.56505
These tests have confirmed that we all need to start taking SSRIs immediately! Quick, call the psych department!
MORE JEWISH MEDICINE
1f48d6 No.56507
>>56504
I don't think so. You were calling me histronic right?
1f48d6 No.56508
This test is tumblr teir tbh lads
1f48d6 No.56509
starting to realise I'm the only psychologically normal person here
1f48d6 No.56510
1f48d6 No.56511
>>56509
dont worry lad im sure its just full of shit so edgy kids can pretend to be crazy
1f48d6 No.56512
>>56507
A little :^)
>>56510
Ey
You stop chatting shit about my friends.
1f48d6 No.56513
>>56511
But why didn't it work on me?
1f48d6 No.56514
>>56513
dunno lad but trust me this test is full of shit tbh
1f48d6 No.56515
>>56512
It's the truth. He has shown this place to fucking counter terrorism.
1f48d6 No.56516
>>56510
Want to say that in front of me again, lad? Ill kick your fucking teeth in just give me the chance
1f48d6 No.56517
>>56515
>implying this isnt a publicly accessible forum
1f48d6 No.56519
>>56516
Your little friend is a rat.
1f48d6 No.56520
did the washing machine and put them on the line
scully called me a good boy
1f48d6 No.56521
>>56519
Is that the guy on PREVENT?
1f48d6 No.56522
>>56519
>all that convincing evidence
Where you from lad?
1f48d6 No.56524
>>56517
That's not the issue. The issue is that he showd them. Therefore he has been conversing and co-operating with them. He's a rat.
1f48d6 No.56525
>>56504
The flash hurt my eyes, lass. You'll have to pay
1f48d6 No.56526
1f48d6 No.56527
1f48d6 No.56528
>>56521
Yes.
>>56522
>All this relevant questioning to detract from the truth.
1f48d6 No.56529
maybe he really is a rat
shit
1f48d6 No.56530
>>56524
Not quite lad. The alternative is police involvement.
1f48d6 No.56531
>>56526
Why is someone saying he's a rat?
1f48d6 No.56532
spying on me for the government is a form of bullying
this is a no bully zone
please identify yourselves bullies so you can be summarily banned
okthankyou
1f48d6 No.56533
>>56468
You have nice lashes. Do you darken your eyebrows?
>>56525
>having the flash on while taking a photo of your eyes
Wew. At least we're sure you're white now. It was worth the momentary pain.
1f48d6 No.56534
>spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) ITT
Filter them lads
1f48d6 No.56535
>>56530
They are a part of the police. If you haven't committed a crime then all you have to do is shut your door.
Only a rat would do otherwise.
1f48d6 No.56536
>>56528
>lets ostracise people the government are bullying
Yeah, no lad.
1f48d6 No.56537
>>56536
>Let's not ostracise people willingly talking with the government.
He is a rat.
1f48d6 No.56538
>>56535
You think Knightmarez is a rat too?
1f48d6 No.56539
>>56535
This is fair though, I would have done differently.
>implying an informant would make it obvious hes part of prevent
Kek
1f48d6 No.56540
>>56533
I had to use the flash to show the colour smh. They are dark.
1f48d6 No.56541
1f48d6 No.56542
wew lads is GCHQ trying some community fracturing?
>>56510
say that to my face and not online motherfucker I'll fight you irl
>>56512
>>56516
thanks lads
>>56515
I did lad, they already monitor it and refusing would have them installing cameras up my bumhole and even more heinous stasi acts
>>56521
Yes, PREVENT through CTIU (Counter-Terrorist Intelligence Unit)… They spend their time harassing IRL shitposters such as myself instead of going after jihadis.
>>56535
I let them in to laugh at their incompetence tbh, and to see exactly how they think
>>56538
memilennial Wews & Kommander yidmarez.txt
1f48d6 No.56543
>>56542
>memilennial Wews & Kommander yidmarez.txt
What's this?
1f48d6 No.56544
>tfw you get paid £30 a year for being a police officer, but your chinky gf is a spy in IBM for the chinese government so your joint income is over £100k a year
1f48d6 No.56545
>>56525
It hurt my eye too. Just do it a couple more times and it will stop hurting.
>>56533
No I don't do anything with them. I'm too lazy and I'm not gay.
1f48d6 No.56546
>>56538
Absolutely.
>>56542
I have had Prevent come to my door but instead of squeling like a rat I closed it. No further issue. You're a rat. Go and have another meltdown in Costco.
1f48d6 No.56547
>>56545
im sure you are pretty lass
nobody can arrest me cos its all irony h-heh
1f48d6 No.56548
>>56546
Why did PREVENT come to your door?
1f48d6 No.56550
>>56545
>It hurt my eye too. Just do it a couple more times and it will stop hurting.
I think that would hurt them, lass… Trying to blind me? *pokes your eyes*
1f48d6 No.56551
1f48d6 No.56552
>>56545
That can't be your eye
1f48d6 No.56553
>>56546
Sorry 'ard, can you tell us all how to be so based?
1f48d6 No.56554
>>56551
>>56552
lads that's my eye photoshopped jfc
here's the real eye
1f48d6 No.56555
>>56548
I used to be involved with NA just like Wessex poster. Everyone was told how to deal with prevent.
>>56553
I'm so based by not talking to government agencies. Are you the man Wessex has been making plans with?
1f48d6 No.56556
>>56543
hilarious brit/pol/ OC fanfiction about millenial woes' visit to America and subsequent persecution
>>56546
I could have closed the door on them lad, but I didn't for the above reasons. I have not shared with them any private information about anyone, I knew nothing in the first place.
I am forthright with them as I am with anyone.
1f48d6 No.56557
is there some kind of government program where nice people come to your door and help you unfuck your shit somehow and fix your life for you and get you a gf?
1f48d6 No.56558
>>56554
wew that's some eye
1f48d6 No.56559
>>56555
Thats me lad.
>inb4 its a demoralisation antiorganisation episode
1f48d6 No.56560
>>56556
You are a danger to anyone. Talking to Prevent has no justification. You are a rat.
1f48d6 No.56561
1f48d6 No.56562
1f48d6 No.56563
Worried that you've been targeted by GCHQ?
https://www.privacyinternational.org/?q=illegalspying
https://www.wired.com/2015/09/now-can-find-nsa-gchq-spied/
if any of you have javascript enabled on this site, you're already fucked
1f48d6 No.56564
>>56550
Just banter lad. Don't do flash tbh it will fuck your eye up.
>>56558
shit they're onto me
1f48d6 No.56565
>>56559
I would be wary. Through incompetence or treachery Wessex is dangerous. Unless you yourself are treacherous.
1f48d6 No.56566
>>56560
>talking to prevent has no justification
What about future employment prospects if the old bill decided to make his life hard?
1f48d6 No.56567
>>56563
>if any of you have javascript enabled on this site, you're already fucked
1f48d6 No.56568
tbh most of us are probably not even considered worthy enough to be monitored
1f48d6 No.56569
>>56566
That they decided not to arrest him is evidence enough that they could not have done such a thing.
1f48d6 No.56570
>>56565
Or there is nothing secret and we are trying an alternative to wage slavery. Smh this isnt fucking NA in a shed, lad, we arent overthrowing the government.
1f48d6 No.56571
I have warned you all. Be mindful of what you post here.
1f48d6 No.56574
>>56569
No lad Im paranoid enough to know this isnt true.
1f48d6 No.56575
>>56571
>as if we arent mindful
Shit job today lad.
1f48d6 No.56576
>>56555
I was picked up quickly after being outed by communist uni acquaintances and never did anything more than attend the 2016 Liverpool meeting and a failed demo in Bath. As soon as PREVENT knocked on my door I cut all contact with NA so as not to even inadvertently leak information.
>>56560
I am not involved in any criminal enterprises and have neve committed a crime. My worst offence is wrongthink and PREVENT knows this.
>>56569
See above, they have no grounds for arrest.
1f48d6 No.56577
1f48d6 No.56578
>>56568
Yeah. I'm sure they have other things on their mind right now anyway. h-heh
1f48d6 No.56579
this is a no bully zone
therefore anyone posting here is by definition NOT a bully
therefore the bullies are gone
therefore gchq (who are bullies) are also gone
therefore everything is fine
1f48d6 No.56580
>>56576
cant you just tell them you are against NA so they leave you alone?
1f48d6 No.56581
>>56570
You are a weirdo in a van and what amounts terror suspect going off grid and posting on imageboards like this.
Rats will also get you to do something that doesn't seem wrong then escalate slowly. We've seen this happen before.
I know you like to play the big hard man on these forums. But I've seen you in real life and know sufficient information to be able to say that you are a very gullible man.
Be careful, you have been warned.
1f48d6 No.56582
>>56560
How can he be a rat if NA has been disbanded?
1f48d6 No.56583
>>56568
Im not so sure, but unless you are truly worried about being banged up for discussing Miliband on this horse trading irc I dont see the risk. pedos tbh They really should be watching isis instead though.
1f48d6 No.56584
>>56576
>No grounds for arrest but still speaks to police
hmmm. Goodbye.
1f48d6 No.56585
>>56581
>that post format
is this you BumBumKing
1f48d6 No.56586
i have not fapped
i was going to, nothing too hardcore just some zoey holloway videos
but porn disgusted me and i quickly lost my boner
1f48d6 No.56588
haha lets all post our fingerprints next
1f48d6 No.56590
>>56580
Doesn't work like that lad
Besides, I do like NA
oops it's a crime to say that now isn't it
>>56581
ok lad
if you were a part of NA then good job and keep on trucking, fighting the man etc
What we are doing is legal and apolitical save for our personal views.
>>56584
I was lonely and it's a laugh and a half watching them completely fail to understand the average bad lad :)
>>56585
He does remember me apparently, but he's not a bully smh
1f48d6 No.56591
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
WILL SPY ON /NEWBRIT/ FOR A GF
1f48d6 No.56592
>>56565
In what way do you think he is dangerous?
1f48d6 No.56593
1f48d6 No.56594
>>56581
Wew tbh, I pay my taxes Ill do as I damn well please.
>escalating offences
>as if Im not evidently paranoid about any suggestion of criminality.
Lad have you read any of my posts.
1f48d6 No.56595
1f48d6 No.56596
1f48d6 No.56597
I tried
>tfw can see reflection of my arm holding the camera
1f48d6 No.56598
>>56597
Wew. Another cute lasss
1f48d6 No.56599
>>56595
just joking scully is real now and my gf shes here right now tbh
1f48d6 No.56600
>>56593
This. I didnt like their methods me_meing on camera was a waste, wessex lad.
1f48d6 No.56601
>>56597
very cute. You got that brown-grey mixture.
1f48d6 No.56602
File: 2f3ae4d1ac77a5e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 115.49 KB, 852x1280, 213:320, C9nT-oQWsAAhu3D.jpg large.jpg)
>>56588
going to post my genome tbh lads
1f48d6 No.56603
>>56545
Is your hair naturally black then?
1f48d6 No.56605
>>56598
I think I got the other one in this photo, not sure tbh.
1f48d6 No.56606
>>56597
literally a poofter
>>56600
>mfw said to a NA member that I would meet up with him but I never did so he was left alone
1f48d6 No.56607
1f48d6 No.56608
>>56605
They're a bit swollen. How much do you sleep?
>>56606
bit rude
1f48d6 No.56610
>>56602
>bare feet on seat
>whole seat taken up by bag and ipod
>using apple products
1f48d6 No.56611
>>56596
this undercover operation is finally paying off
>>56597
wew lad
1f48d6 No.56612
>>56607
Good post lad, pertinent points.
>tfw still not got a vpn
*drives away into the distance*
1f48d6 No.56613
>>56610
>It's a womanspreading episode
1f48d6 No.56614
>not just voting Tory so you're safe
;^)
1f48d6 No.56615
>>56611
>tfw nobody suspects vanlad
DEEP COVER
E
E
P
1f48d6 No.56616
>>56603
Yeah. Based Alexandria's Genesis.
1f48d6 No.56617
>>56608
Tbh I woke up early to get some work done this morning.
>>56601
Smh one day they had a bit of blue in them and honestly I can't get a proper focus on them reeeeeeeee fucking cameras
1f48d6 No.56618
>>56606
No need to be a bully about it lad thats pretty shameful imo.
1f48d6 No.56619
>>56617
What are you shooting them with
1f48d6 No.56620
>>56600
smh I know
I was quite new to the 1488ing at the time, big hothead
Always just intellectually though smh
>>56606
you're not actually that one lad in birmingham I was going to do a house share with?
smh I spent £40 for a train ticket and he never turned up
>>56615
>society collapses
>one unsuspecting night under the cover of nuclear ash I knife you in the back and reveal my GCHQ pass as you lay dying
>you take out an MI6 or whichever the interior agency is pass
fugg :DD
1f48d6 No.56621
>>56618
NA is full of autists, they deserve it
Fuck bennyboy and that welsh sheepshagger
1f48d6 No.56622
all spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) own up right now!
1f48d6 No.56623
>>56619
I'm just holding my camera infront of my eye and watching my eye movements in the mirror to make sure I'm looking the right way.
1f48d6 No.56624
yeah lads I'm going to go
1f48d6 No.56625
1f48d6 No.56626
>>56624
where?
have fun anyway
1f48d6 No.56627
1f48d6 No.56628
1f48d6 No.56629
>>56626
Out maybe, then din dins.
seems to be getting worse tbh
>>56627
>>56628
you too lads
1f48d6 No.56630
>>56621
Agreed, but not the 'boots on the ground' lads, thats disingenuous tbf.
>>56624
Bye lad.
1f48d6 No.56631
1f48d6 No.56632
1f48d6 No.56633
>>56620
>one unsuspecting night under the cover of nuclear ash I knife you in the back and reveal my GCHQ pass as you lay dying
reeeeee I cant even get Universal Credit but I can get my own personal grass? Fucks sake tbh.
1f48d6 No.56635
1f48d6 No.56636
>>56631
You might disagree with them but just making false meetups is mean.
1f48d6 No.56637
>>56632
fuck off you turd eyes
1f48d6 No.56638
1f48d6 No.56639
1f48d6 No.56641
>>56637
But lad your eyes are even darker
1f48d6 No.56642
1f48d6 No.56643
>>56640
As Based NA I feel offended tbh
1f48d6 No.56644
>>56642
I'm gonna take a proper photo of them one day because that photo shows them to be much flatter in colour than they are tbh.
1f48d6 No.56646
1f48d6 No.56647
>>56642
^this guy is the spy, right?
1f48d6 No.56648
1f48d6 No.56650
1f48d6 No.56651
anyone who says they aren't a spy is a spy
1f48d6 No.56653
>>56651
Thats just what a spy would say
1f48d6 No.56654
>>56648
Got it.
Sounds like a cunt too tbh.
>>56647
1f48d6 No.56655
>>56653
I am a spy (that means I'm not)
1f48d6 No.56656
1f48d6 No.56657
Anyone who says anyone who says they aren't a spy is a spy
1f48d6 No.56660
>>56655
*takes off disguise*
Aha! the whole time it was me! (means Im really not a spy)
1f48d6 No.56661
Do you all know what a "jap's eye" is?
1f48d6 No.56662
1f48d6 No.56663
Did you already take your Omega 3 pills for today lads?
1f48d6 No.56664
>>56661
hehe your willy hole, lad.
1f48d6 No.56665
>>56663
Omega 3 6 & 9 tbh lass.
1f48d6 No.56668
>>56657
thinking tbh
>>56658
>>56659
good lads
>>56660
*bans you but not really*
>>56661
yes lol
1f48d6 No.56669
if says [not]spy then spy=true;
if says [is]spy then spy=false;
End;
1f48d6 No.56670
>>56665
>>56666
good lads
just took all 18 of them because I forgot yesterday and today kidding but I took five to finish the pack
1f48d6 No.56671
1f48d6 No.56672
>>56668
*begs you to reconsider but not really*
>>56670
>took 5
Enjoy the toilet lass, that would destroy me tbh.
1f48d6 No.56673
>>56672
I take two during every meal but I forgot this morning and lunch. Who cares tbh.
1f48d6 No.56674
1f48d6 No.56675
Evening Laddos.
Any news?
1f48d6 No.56676
Why is everyone taking so much omega 3?
1f48d6 No.56677
>>56676
we need to preserve our precious bodily fluids
1f48d6 No.56678
>>56673
>2 with every meal
Are they the little 250mg ones lass? Im on 2g a day in 2 massive capsules.
>>56676
Those pesky yids tbh lad.
1f48d6 No.56679
1f48d6 No.56680
>>56677
You're the spy right?
1f48d6 No.56681
1f48d6 No.56682
>>56673
I hope you take SFV, lass.
1f48d6 No.56683
1f48d6 No.56684
>>56682
>implying it isnt distilled from Marmite
1f48d6 No.56685
>>56684
I have a jar of marmite in my cupboard that has been there for half a decade. Is it safe to eat?
1f48d6 No.56686
1f48d6 No.56687
>>56685
Yeah lad if it aint mouldy its just well aged. Add some hot water if its lumpy.
1f48d6 No.56688
1f48d6 No.56689
>>56685
Marmite is never safe to eat.
1f48d6 No.56691
>marmite posting
Quite possibly the worst memi we've ever had
1f48d6 No.56692
>>56687
I like it, I just don’t eat bread so I never know how to eat it. Smh.
1f48d6 No.56693
>>56691
Its not a me_me its life or death out here.
1f48d6 No.56694
>>56692
Rip chunks iff a fresh loaf and smear marmite on them.
1f48d6 No.56695
>ywn be in a no homo lion pride
LASSES ARE WEAK
1f48d6 No.56697
>>56689
>not liking marmite
you wont survive the winter smh
1f48d6 No.56698
>>56690
a tragic marmite fetishist breaks down in tears realising his vile addiction has destroyed his life
1f48d6 No.56699
>>56695
If I was a lion I'd be gay too tbh…
Such attractive beasts…
1f48d6 No.56700
>>56697
>britposter confirmed staunch ally
>>56696
WE WILL DESTROY YOU
1f48d6 No.56701
>>56700
Alone we are but sticks but together we form a mighty faggot
1f48d6 No.56702
>it's an animal gifs episode
1f48d6 No.56703
>>56698
>ancient cave painting referring to Marmite as The North Star found in rural Buckinghamshire
1f48d6 No.56704
>>56702
>that bear attack
nice
1f48d6 No.56705
>>56701
Fear ye, all who hear this, for the Faggot of Fascism is upon you!
1f48d6 No.56706
File: 2180d3f4ef2870c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.09 KB, 750x802, 375:401, 2180d3f4ef2870cf844fb0188f….jpg)
1f48d6 No.56708
>>56706
Shame about the expression.
1f48d6 No.56709
is nyaa down for anyone else?
1f48d6 No.56710
>>56702
what a great episode lad got anymore cute ones?
>>56705
When they see us they shall yell in fear "oh no, here come those Marmite faggots again"
1f48d6 No.56711
>Want to cook something but my housemate has used the pan to fry revolting cheap burgers and not washed up yet.
1f48d6 No.56712
>>56706
Asians will never be real girls.
You can see the sad longing on her face.
"I wish I was a real girl," she is saying
1f48d6 No.56714
1f48d6 No.56715
1f48d6 No.56716
File: 97e321d1f1df1ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 214.77 KB, 960x1199, 960:1199, C9Cno5MUIAAdUEU.jpg large.jpg)
>>56712
t. white """"""""woman"""""""
1f48d6 No.56717
>>56711
just heat up the pan with some water in it and youll clean it easy
1f48d6 No.56718
1f48d6 No.56719
>>56717
I resent it; the fat from the hideous offal the burgers must be made from is revolting. In no way like regular meat fat.
1f48d6 No.56721
>>56718
you know that's not true, lad
1f48d6 No.56722
>>56711
leave the dirty shit in the uncivilised cunts bed and sell his TV to buy a takeaway.
1f48d6 No.56723
>>56720
tbh the blue haired girl is cute
1f48d6 No.56724
>>56714
him*
>>56719
that does sound shit tbh
1f48d6 No.56725
1f48d6 No.56726
>>56675
They get more esoteric every time I see you.
1f48d6 No.56728
>>56723
i know i saved the image because of her but still that old man is ashamed
1f48d6 No.56729
>>56675
what on earth is that image
1f48d6 No.56730
>>56675
oh hey lad i didnt see you
1f48d6 No.56731
>>56722
He is a good lad who pulls his weight around the house tbh. I just HATE cheap processed meats, I would rather smell/ clean up dog turds.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1f48d6 No.56732
>>56710
>what a great episode lad got anymore cute ones?
The elephant one is not cute
1f48d6 No.56733
>>56726
I have been trying to draw her recently tbh but I am not a drawfag so I am finding it challenging.
>>56729
It’s Eugenie, lad.
>>56730
Evening laddo. Hope you are well.
1f48d6 No.56734
>>56721
I wish I was a real girl… zzzt
I wish I was a real girl… zzzt
I wish I was a real girl… zzzt
t. All Asian Women
1f48d6 No.56736
File: ccf996acf90d116⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 83.73 KB, 719x1080, 719:1080, ccf996acf90d11690a1271d59f….jpg)
>>56734
tbh why would you ever want a "real girl"
1f48d6 No.56737
>>56732
The elephant one is still pretty cool tbh
>>56733
i am lad, how are you?
1f48d6 No.56738
>>56735
What is the deal with St. Petersburg, lass?
1f48d6 No.56739
>>56735
I thought she was cute ngl
1f48d6 No.56741
>>56739
>tfw no weirdo anime obcessed train gf
why live lads?
1f48d6 No.56742
>>56740
Why are cats such bullies?
1f48d6 No.56743
>>56738
Nothing tbh, I didn't see them there at all. Piter is the only place where I never encountered any freaks on the street.
We have other issues.
1f48d6 No.56745
>>56740
>that cat is literally to fat to scratch itself
kek
1f48d6 No.56747
1f48d6 No.56748
>>56736
Asians are cold and lifeless.
1f48d6 No.56749
>>56739
>>56741
but lads I thought slavs aren't hwhite
1f48d6 No.56750
>>56749
S-she's clearly volga Deutsch, nothing to see here move along
1f48d6 No.56752
>>56749
Hitler didnt think so, but im not hitler nor am i a Nazi so i think they're fine tbh
1f48d6 No.56753
1f48d6 No.56754
File: e6f2676448b6b2a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 357.84 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, C-lciTzUMAAziNv.jpg large.jpg)
>>56748
I'd give them something warm and full of life though :^)
1f48d6 No.56755
>>56752
Hitler thought Slavs were Slavs. He wasn't an American tbh
1f48d6 No.56756
>>56754
an Asian "woman" being made
1f48d6 No.56757
>>56754
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA THATS HOT
1f48d6 No.56758
>>56755
Hitler thought of Slavs as subhuman which is what we're talking about.
1f48d6 No.56759
what the fuck is that thing on her lap? is it a vacuum cleaner?
1f48d6 No.56760
1f48d6 No.56761
>>56759
who are you quoting
1f48d6 No.56762
1f48d6 No.56763
1f48d6 No.56764
>>56759
the underground train blue hair girl
>>56763
but why
1f48d6 No.56765
>>56760
so what is your point?
1f48d6 No.56766
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I hope she makes a new video soon.
1f48d6 No.56767
>>56764
Even anime girls have to clean up
1f48d6 No.56768
>>56764
fug
meant to reply to >>56761
1f48d6 No.56769
1f48d6 No.56770
>>56766
she seems soulless and dumb
1f48d6 No.56771
lads it's RPG night and I have to make a backstory for my character
he's a BIG viking rune cleric who works in a rock formation Nemeton, gets drunk and gambles on gladiator fights on the weekends and chisels runic graffiti into walls on his way home.
He has a sideline in selling holy and regular runic trinkets and knows a quarry wizard skilled in exploding things
Probably should wield a hammer and shield
what else can make him into a special snowflake?
1f48d6 No.56772
>>56770
Listen to her words; she has FAR more soul than most women her age. Don’t bully her for not being a neurotypical, lad.
1f48d6 No.56773
>>56770
It sounds like she is about to fuck shit up when the camera cuts
1f48d6 No.56774
>>56772
No
I hate her stare
1f48d6 No.56775
>>56771
Addiction to some sort of rare tea. :^)
1f48d6 No.56776
>>56771
Are you going to talk about proto European man being responsible for ALL high civilisation everywhere again, lad?
1f48d6 No.56777
File: f33ea5f64982127⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.36 KB, 664x1000, 83:125, C-KGtQNXkAAXBbC.jpg large.jpg)
1f48d6 No.56778
1f48d6 No.56779
>>56771
Make his eyes have different colours.
1f48d6 No.56780
>>56775
>he takes magic mushroom tea to enter a berserker state
>>56776
I usually try to redpill the old boy I walk home with
smh "principled original liberal" my arse
might go with something simpler this time like how politics is controlled and voting is a sham
>>56777
waste of trips smh
soulless gooks REEEE
1f48d6 No.56781
>>56776
If he doesnt, I will.
1f48d6 No.56782
>>56780
>waste of trips smh
Don't look at >>56666 then
1f48d6 No.56783
>>56780
Predilection for ginger biscuits?
1f48d6 No.56784
>>56783
Like Arthur Dent but with violence and ginger snaps instead of tea and a towel
1f48d6 No.56785
>>56783
I can buy a couple packets of ginger biscuits and eat them at the table to be IMMERSIVELY ROLEPLAYING good idea lad
>>56782
Satan makes you lust after soulless xenos lad
1f48d6 No.56786
>>56764
I think it's a cosplay prop
>>56781
That proves the existence of Atlantis
1f48d6 No.56787
>>56734
I bet a chinky lass would know how to use the subjunctive.
1f48d6 No.56788
>>56785
No women have souls, lad
1f48d6 No.56789
>>56780
>tfw no RPG night.
My friend does run one but it is miles away. Smh.
1f48d6 No.56790
>>56787
You no lisen how ashjan speek?
1f48d6 No.56791
>>56786
That it does, lad. Also the sphinx and other natural wonders.
1f48d6 No.56792
>>56788
>a man either despises women or has not thought seriously about them
1f48d6 No.56793
the evolution of Asian "women"
1f48d6 No.56794
>>56784
stealing that as the synopsis tbh
>>56789
I would suggest online groups but I've had too many bad experiences from trying that smh
1f48d6 No.56795
>>56792
are you agreeing with me?
1f48d6 No.56796
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>56785
IMMERSION.
>tfw no rwds milsim events or buddies
In america they even use real guns with blanks…
1f48d6 No.56797
Asian "women" are so realistic you could almost think they were actually human
1f48d6 No.56798
1f48d6 No.56799
>>56797
Wow so lifelike, its almost as she really is a soulless slit-eyes!
1f48d6 No.56800
>>56796
that's real fucking neato tbh
maybe once we have scratch to mess around with we could have an OPER8OR airshit group or something
1f48d6 No.56801
>>56800
Tbh I've got a friend who does it in America and they love it, it's just wearing camo and shooting at each other for a couple of days in the wilderness it's brilliant.
1f48d6 No.56802
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Lauren is such a fucking racist smh I want to see Africans when I visit Paris
1f48d6 No.56803
>>56801
>>56800
*signals approval from a bush behind you*
1f48d6 No.56804
>>56796
>allahu ackbar!
Oh lord
1f48d6 No.56805
>Asda were out of Duck Eggs.
Smh. I have to eat chicken eggs with my greens.
1f48d6 No.56806
>>56805
Fucking plebs eating all the duck eggs smh.
1f48d6 No.56807
>>56805
I get a headache from eggs
1f48d6 No.56808
>>56805
what do they taste like?
1f48d6 No.56809
>>56807
Wait, you what lad?
1f48d6 No.56810
>>56805
>>56807
you have to eat all the eggs
1f48d6 No.56811
>>56809
Head. Ache. From. Eggs.
1f48d6 No.56812
File: 49b25b08ba7be8e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 839.66 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, C-KdDtqUMAIb4WD.jpg large.jpg)
1f48d6 No.56813
>>56806
Perhaps they have stopped stocking them? Maybe the foreigners who make up the majority of this town don’t eat them?
>>56807
That is bad luck, lad.
>>56808
A bit richer than chicken eggs, they also have a thicker texture.
1f48d6 No.56814
herro
do you rike me anon?
I rike you
1f48d6 No.56815
>>56810
>you have to eat all the eggs
I got a basket of quail eggs for Easter but I CBA to cook them ATM, such a hassle.
I love eggs.
1f48d6 No.56816
>>56811
Is this possible?
>>56813
Maybe Ainsley Harriot just released shredded duck and with duck egg pancakes recipe.
1f48d6 No.56817
1f48d6 No.56818
>>56815
>basket of quails eggs
reeeeee uppermiddle classes get out
1f48d6 No.56819
>>56816
>Maybe Ainsley Harriot just released shredded duck and with duck egg pancakes recipe.
It's a possibility but I could not see any empty space on the shelf where they could have been tbh.
>>56818
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I AM NOT
1f48d6 No.56820
off to go roll dice and ferry information to my GCHQ handler lads
have a good one
1f48d6 No.56821
1f48d6 No.56822
think im going to go to bed tbh
1f48d6 No.56823
1f48d6 No.56824
1f48d6 No.56825
File: af51be542102af9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.61 KB, 480x854, 240:427, af51be542102af9946c94770eb….jpg)
>>56814
just give into the imperium lad
1f48d6 No.56826
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>you will never be as high fashion as the lead singer of the hollies
1f48d6 No.56827
>>56819
>no space for them
Maybe Walmart has decided they are too exclusive for them to sell?
>not uppermiddle class
Have you ever been on a package holiday?
Do you own cutlery that is for show only?
Do you have a big sports direct mug?
1f48d6 No.56828
1f48d6 No.56829
1f48d6 No.56830
1f48d6 No.56831
>>56827
>Maybe Walmart has decided they are too exclusive for them to sell?
I hope not, I will have to go to the farmshop if that is the case and that is 5 miles away.
>Have you ever been on a package holiday?
I don't think so, is that like a resort holiday?
>Do you own cutlery that is for show only?
No.
>Do you have a big sports direct mug?
No but I did buy something from sports direct once I think.
1f48d6 No.56832
>>56831
>go to the farm shop
Hmm
>your answers
Comgratulations lad you are at the minimum lower middle class.
1f48d6 No.56833
>last conversation I ever had with my grandad was about upgrading to a large curry at weatherspoons
1f48d6 No.56835
>>56832
>Comgratulations lad you are at the minimum lower middle class.
I don’t really understand class in the context of modern Britain tbqh, lad.
>>56833
That's not a bad thing. If it was a freindly conversation then no need to worry IMO.
1f48d6 No.56836
>>56835
>class in modern britain
My analysis:
Benefits class
Working (wageslave (renting)) class
Lower middle class (careerslave(mortgage))
Upper middle class (bossfags no mortgage))
There has been a shift since the 90s tbh.
1f48d6 No.56838
TESTOSTERONE INCREASES SELF-ASSURANCE IN MEN
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170428154556.htm
>Hotheaded, impulsive men who shoot first and ask questions later are a staple of Westerns and 1970s cop films, but new research shows there might be truth to the trope.
1f48d6 No.56839
>>56838
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
1f48d6 No.56840
>>56837
STOP RENTING
BUY A VAN AND LAND, LAD
1f48d6 No.56841
>>56838
ahhh give me some testosterone
1f48d6 No.56842
>>56840
Mummy keeps threatening to help me buy a house but I think she is buying a small chapel to turn into a gallery with one of her liberal friends first.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think you are doing the right thing being a vanlad, lad. It is going to pay dividends in the long run.
1f48d6 No.56843
>>56841
*attempts to inject you with HGH but fails due to feminine muscle structure*
1f48d6 No.56844
>>56841
pricks you with good hormones
1f48d6 No.56846
>>56841
Buy it in powder form, lad.
1f48d6 No.56847
>>56842
>mummy
>liberal
>gallery
>buy house
reeeeeeeeeee Privaligers get out
Thanks lad, youd be welcome to visit if you ever get bored of living near foreigners.
1f48d6 No.56848
1f48d6 No.56849
>>56845
Nah you are fertiliser, lad, andndont eber forget it.
1f48d6 No.56850
>>56848
yeah i am im in my twenties and i live with two mummies who i hate and i have no skills im not good at anything at all and ive got big fat gyno tits
1f48d6 No.56851
>>56850
>2 mummies
w-whats th-that lad?
1f48d6 No.56852
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1f48d6 No.56853
>>56851
i was raised by two female relatives
1f48d6 No.56854
Some people feel guilt, some people only fear shame. I feel both, why am I such a sensitive young man tbh.
1f48d6 No.56855
>>56853
………… are they single?
Im joking lad. Are you in the north of england?
1f48d6 No.56856
>>56852
I'd unironically inseminate her tbh.
1f48d6 No.56857
1f48d6 No.56858
>>56855
>………… are they single?
theyre fucking disgusting trash subhumans and i want to kill them both
no im not in the north
1f48d6 No.56860
i want to fuck some black girls tbqh
1f48d6 No.56861
>>56850
Run away to vanlad's druid retreat
1f48d6 No.56862
>>56850
TO have a fun skill you could watch "survival" videos and stuff like that and try it out yourself
>>56858
>no im not in the north
good to hear it
1f48d6 No.56863
>>56847
Aaaaaaa I’m not the one who is privileged. Mummy has elevated herself into what I guess you would call a privileged set through her academic work tbh. I am the same as I ever was.
>Thanks lad, youd be welcome to visit if you ever get bored of living near foreigners.
I would like that tbh.
>>56850
You are salvageable, lad. I want to make it and think you will. Try and set yourself a small goal that you can achieve in the two weeks you have whilst they are away in Thailand, lad.
1f48d6 No.56864
1f48d6 No.56865
>>56858
Wew okay lad.
>>56862
Kek at least you knew what i meant, good lad.
1f48d6 No.56866
>>56863
I want you to make it*
1f48d6 No.56867
1f48d6 No.56868
>>56833
Well lad, if I'm inferring the correct subtext from that, it's not a bad last memory, much better to remember people as they were, than in their final moments.
1f48d6 No.56869
>>56865
Where you form lad?
1f48d6 No.56870
>>56863
reeeee stupid aspirational and overacheiving mummies reeeeeee
In all seriousness, good for you lad, make the most of every oppurtunity.
1f48d6 No.56872
1f48d6 No.56873
>>56872
is that meant to mean London?
1f48d6 No.56874
>>56872
Are Tajiks h'white?
1f48d6 No.56876
tbh we should form a fleet of men with ven tbh.
1f48d6 No.56877
>>56873
… Im from sussex lad, kek, are you brain damaged? or am I brain damamged and dont realise it?
1f48d6 No.56878
>>56874
Id say not, but they may once have been, like iranians
>>56876
But youve got a coupe, lad
1f48d6 No.56879
>>56877
holy shit im actually retarded
1f48d6 No.56880
>>56879
bloody hell lad, Im in hampshire next week Ill come and slap some sense into you.
1f48d6 No.56881
>>56880
LAD NOOOO
MUUUUUMMMMMMMMMYYY PEOPLE ARE MAKING INTERNET THREATS AGAIN
1f48d6 No.56882
>>56881
REEEE MUMMY THE OTHER BOYS WONT PLAY WITH ME REEEEEE
1f48d6 No.56883
1f48d6 No.56885
>>56884
Still not certain what you're trying to imply
1f48d6 No.56888
1f48d6 No.56889
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>>56887
>because no one would ever want to create new white women, chinkies are bad
???????
1f48d6 No.56890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yW4QtgOHT0
wish i had a black girl friend with BIG hair like this its fucking sexy tbqh
i dont want halfcaste kids im just talking about sexual intercourse
never really met any tbh but black girls always just seem more friendly to me than white girls, provided she isnt a "muh racism" sjw retard
>>56861
i have nothing to contribute to them and also im secretly worried theyll all start bumming eachother at some point and take lots of drugs and stuff
>>56862
nowhere to do that kind of thing around here
the only countryside near me is two things one is just basically a big park and the other is basically just a few fields with some small woods around the edges and in the middle
>>56867
in england
>>56863
>Try and set yourself a small goal
like what
i dont even have much time
i probably got maybe one two or three years by the time a mummy dies then im fucked and will be homeless
i have to get out of here by then
i dont want a job and couldnt get one anyway even if i did want one its not even an option and im scared of public transport or going too far from home though i am better on this than i used to be (used to get scared just going in to the garden can walk a couple miles now, its just a question of if i can be bothered an dhave motivation which i almost never do)
my plan is learn piano and music theory
.learn programming
elarn to draw
make video game
maybe make music on its own too maybe have a website or youtube for it idk maybe vidme would be better if more ppl started using it since it lets ppl tip content creators directly
but i dont think i can and its too slow especially piano i havent made any progress on any song in years
and for music theory i got three books on it but i cant remember anything i read so i dont even know how to learn this really so i just do nothing and cba
i been drawing more since i cna sit at the pc while doing it listening to videos and occasionally posting picrelated is all i can do really right now im like 50 pages in on this book for beginners
programming maybe i can do idk i followed tutorials for gamemaker like two years ago and started to make a shoot 'em up game and it was easy as fuck tbqh so i think i could do something with gamemaker
but ti all seems so impossible and so far away its so much easier to just forget it and look at porn and stuff and most of the time i literally couldnt care less about doing any of this i just fear what will happen in a few years if i dont and the regret ill feel, but i still dont do it
1f48d6 No.56891
>>56885
Asian "women" are not real women.
1f48d6 No.56892
>>56888
Hitler trips confirm you are making an MR2 UTE, a Tokyo Technical if you will.
1f48d6 No.56893
>no black gf with a BIG afro who calls me 'white boi'
why live
1f48d6 No.56894
>>56892
But lad, it's mid engined!
1f48d6 No.56895
steve vai is a parody of steve vai tbh
1f48d6 No.56896
>>56889
they look like robots so they'd be easier to replicate convincingly.
1f48d6 No.56897
>>56890
Serious for a second lad, if it all turns to shit you can have a bed in a shed with us in the Druidhold, on my honour.
1f48d6 No.56898
>>56889
Asian "women" are not real.
None of them are real.
1f48d6 No.56899
>>56894
Have some hefty bullbars on the front as a counterweight.
1f48d6 No.56900
>>56889
>can see a bit of her fanny sticking out
>her fanny is an outie
1f48d6 No.56901
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1f48d6 No.56902
>>56897
ok but pls dont bum me
1f48d6 No.56903
>>56899
No as in there's no room to hollow out the back lad.
1f48d6 No.56904
>a few Tajiks could pass as Welsh
>some look like Indians
>some look like kebabs in desperate need of removal
Tajikistan confirmed h'white
1f48d6 No.56905
>>56863
lad did you not think of creating a trip? I can hardly identify you because I keep forgetting what your ID was. Or a flag.
Also lad are you Welsh by chance?
1f48d6 No.56906
No updates on imperium lass today. I told her not to try and soothe her guilt by diminishing my feelings last night. I refuse to be manipulated tbh.
1f48d6 No.56907
>>56902
why would he bum you lad?
1f48d6 No.56908
>>56902
I can assure you its exclusively non homo.
>>56903
Oh shit yeah, fucking nip mid engines are 2/3rds more like.
1f48d6 No.56909
1f48d6 No.56910
>>56906
I liked more when you had the anglosaxon flag, we have about 3 imperiumposters now
1f48d6 No.56911
>>56906
you should meet her in person and seduce her by stealing lines from bateman
like when he talks about celine dion
it worked for him
1f48d6 No.56912
>>56908
It's mostly fast because of the power to weight ratio, it's a very light car that's also very well balanced. No way I can chop the back and install some seats sadly.
1f48d6 No.56913
>"if you racemix, the child won't even look like y-"
wtf I love mixing now
1f48d6 No.56914
>>56913
who did he mix with?
1f48d6 No.56915
>>56913
PULL BACK, WE WENT TOO FAR
1f48d6 No.56916
>>56890
You need to focus on a simple goal, lad. Don’t spread yourself between several complicated hobbies.
If you feel programing is something you would be good at then spend your peaceful two weeks researching what opportunities there are for simple freelance work in this area and then set yourself on learning the skills to achieve this skill set. Even if you only pick up £100 of work a week at first you will feel like a different person and can put money aside for an independent life.
1f48d6 No.56917
1f48d6 No.56918
>>56907
it just seems like something easily infiltrated by the gay mafia
>>56914
his disgusting fat maid probably
1f48d6 No.56919
>>56910
>>56911
I might have her shot, our money goes a long way there.
1f48d6 No.56920
>>56901
Which one is real?
none of them
1f48d6 No.56922
1f48d6 No.56924
>>56921
>average white """"""""woman"""""""
1f48d6 No.56925
>>56921
[anger and hatred intensifies]
reeeee im about to go to bed dont rile me up
1f48d6 No.56926
>>56907
Well you are pagans.
1f48d6 No.56929
>>56925
Maybe this will cheer you up
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*punches women*
1f48d6 No.56930
>>56926
>you
Britposter isnt a Druid yet
>implying lagans bum eachother
Were you in a cult growing up?
1f48d6 No.56931
>>56926
Catholics are the ones that bum boys.
1f48d6 No.56932
>>56922
pagan hippies living together in a commune taking drugs and inviting random ppl on the internet to go live with them
it sounds like the beginning of a story on common filth
>>56925
i just find it funny laughing at how pathetic and sad she is
shes a retard who wants attention for doing the right thing like a kid raising their hand at school every single tim the teacher asks a question and being really ecstatically happy when they get a gold star
1f48d6 No.56933
>>56926
>"you"
im not a druid you fool
>>56930
>Britposter isnt a Druid yet
ominous
1f48d6 No.56934
>>56929
Thats more like it, ta lad.
1f48d6 No.56935
>>56932
you just sound paranoid to me
1f48d6 No.56936
>>56930
My mistake, I though you lads were the druids.
1f48d6 No.56937
the artificial "soul" of an Asian "woman"
1f48d6 No.56938
>>56933
>ominous
MORE LIKE PORTENTOUS
>>56932
Thanks for your support, mate.
>>56936
I am lad.
1f48d6 No.56939
>>56937
Asian women are the solution to feminism tbh
1f48d6 No.56941
>>56932
also
>random ppl on the net to live with them
I extended the hand of friendship, dont be a cunt and ruin it.
1f48d6 No.56942
>>56916
>You need to focus on a simple goal, lad. Don’t spread yourself between several complicated hobbies.
I thought of this but I don't have much time left maybe a few years at best and each of these skills will take like a year or more to achieve the sort of mediocrity I require as a minimum to get out a game that's good enough. Then I just get worried all the time liek I didn't do enough. Even if I spent like 5 hours on the piano I'd be all like shit I didn't do any drawing why don't I? I got many hours left in the day I could do that too.
I wouldn't be good at programming. Not by itself. But Gamemaker is easy. It has it's own programming language, but it also has a drag n' drop feature for making games. So I would learn their very simple language but would be able to use the drag 'n drop for much of it. Proper programming like Python or C++ I am shit at. I tried learning before a lot and it's fucking hard.
1f48d6 No.56944
>>56940
soon there will be no hand gestures left untainted
1f48d6 No.56945
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1f48d6 No.56946
>>56940
>14 words
Oh God, this is too much
1f48d6 No.56949
1f48d6 No.56950
>>56947
>1 thumb
>4 fingers
1f48d6 No.56951
>>56942
Lad, try and find a single goal on which to focus. You don’t have to make a successful video game to make it, simply earning enough money to fend for yourself will suffice.
1f48d6 No.56952
>>56919
good lad but only if you're comfortable with it.
1f48d6 No.56953
>>56946
>>56940
>duncan was an angry nativist all along
1f48d6 No.56954
>>56951
>You don’t have to make a successful video game to make it
but this is what i need to do to fend for myself
1f48d6 No.56955
>>56954
make some music with the piano
1f48d6 No.56956
>>56954
No lad you could earn £300p/w making tea and answering calls for an actual programmer and fend for yourself.
1f48d6 No.56958
He really tried to make thumbs up his thing, but he just seems so untrustworthy
1f48d6 No.56959
>>56940
Can I druidpost these please lad? Or can you lay us a visit?
1f48d6 No.56960
>>56959
they're all yours, lad. I stole them from 4/pol/
1f48d6 No.56961
>>56957
>;==TOP KEK==
EYYYYYYYY
1f48d6 No.56962
>>56958
>tfw thumbs-up are my IRL thing too but I look more untrustworthy than cuckswell
1f48d6 No.56963
>>56961
*edits*
w-who are you quoting, lad?
1f48d6 No.56964
>>56962
Wew. How do you get all that work?
1f48d6 No.56965
>>56964
Having a genuine product and winning personality, lad.
1f48d6 No.56966
>>56963
smh the level of abuse is massive
1f48d6 No.56967
Doesn't really look big of beautiful smh
>>56965
guess that makes up for it
>>56966
I only abuse myself, lad
1f48d6 No.56969
>>56966
G-glad we left the genocidal mods on /p-pol/ ayy lads
*hides from banhammer*
1f48d6 No.56970
wait a moment
Are you guys actually racists and nazis?
I was just joking. I thought it was all ironic?
1f48d6 No.56971
>>56970
It is all a big joke, lad.
1f48d6 No.56972
Jared Kushner Didn't Disclose Dealings With George Soros
Oh my
>Senior White House adviser Jared Kushner didn’t include his ownership in a real-estate finance company that makes him business partners with George Soros when filing financial disclosure forms, the Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday.
>Kushner also failed to disclose loans totaling $1 billion from more than 20 lenders, the Journal reported. (RELATED: Soros, Left-Wing Activists Plot Trump Resistance)
>Kushner’s ownership stake in real-estate startup Cadre makes him business parters with Soros, Peter Thiel and other billionaires, as well as Goldman Sachs, according to the Journal.
https://archive.is/frUwe
1f48d6 No.56973
>>56948
The butthurt is so magical. If men are so awfully patriarchal and domineering then women should welcome the technology, since they will be liberated from us at least. Instead they're going in the opposite direction, demanding that men have no outlet for their biological needs but with human women. I wonder why.
1f48d6 No.56974
1f48d6 No.56975
>>56970
so many layers of irony, lad You never know what we are
1f48d6 No.56976
>>56970
Of course we're joking lad
1f48d6 No.56977
IT HAS BEEN THREE WEEKS SINCE SAM OR CHARLS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO
1f48d6 No.56978
>>56968
>looks fertile as fuck
>really want to cum inside her and make her pregnant
>but I don't want hapa babies
Christ it's so conflicting
1f48d6 No.56979
>>56977
the end of an era lad..
1f48d6 No.56980
>>56978
Do it and abort any males
1f48d6 No.56981
>>56979
Charls gets $700 (it was over $1000 a month at one point) on Patreon. He has released one video this month…. A 7 second advert for his line of merch.
1f48d6 No.56982
>>56970
Its actually satirical irony which is different to a joke.
1f48d6 No.56983
>>56970
1488 gas the Turks race war now up the RA remove kebab heil herts tbh
1f48d6 No.56984
>>56977
OYC didn't upload in a week…
1f48d6 No.56985
>>56983
how do I dislike this post
1f48d6 No.56986
1f48d6 No.56987
>>56972
And /pol/ will probably bumplock all the threads about this like they did with Ivanka's open border pushing. They'll convince themselves that having financial ties with George Soros means absolutely nothing.
I don't pity them.
1f48d6 No.56988
>>56987
i thought you'd died
1f48d6 No.56989
>>56987
they won't ignore direct ties to soros, right…?
1f48d6 No.56990
>>56985
Sorry lad, I'll make it up to you, promise
1f48d6 No.56991
>>56988
Were you waiting for your shot, lass?
1f48d6 No.56992
1f48d6 No.56993
>>56991
lad please don't start this
1f48d6 No.56994
>>56990
Its alright Im not bothered *goes on a genocidal spoon rampage*
1f48d6 No.56995
>>56987
where've you been lass?
1f48d6 No.56996
gonna watch moomins again soon lads join if you want
after I get some food
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1f48d6 No.56997
>>56981
Charls is working on something big
1f48d6 No.56998
>tfw I am the most mentally well adjusted poster on /newbrit/
1f48d6 No.56999
1f48d6 No.57001
Scully isn't real by the way. I made the whole thing up.
I'm just alone.
1f48d6 No.57003
>>57001
Thats good to know. Thought you might have actually cracked.
1f48d6 No.57004
1f48d6 No.57005
>>57001
why did you lie to us, lad?
1f48d6 No.57006
>>57003
It's only a matter of time. I believe I will either unfuck my shit within the next year or two, or I'll kill my two mummies and then myself or try and go on the run before getting caught and doing suicide by cop.
>>57005
I thought if I pretended it was true, it might actually come true.
1f48d6 No.57007
1f48d6 No.57008
>>57006
*screenshots post*
Unfuck your shit, dick head.
1f48d6 No.57009
>>57007
I just wanted trips for S club 7 tbh
1f48d6 No.57010
>>57006
please don't kill anyone lad
1f48d6 No.57011
1f48d6 No.57012
>>57010
>/newbrit/ makes headlines as the home on a mass murderer
>vanlad and wessexlads druidhold gets busted in the process
reeeeeee
1f48d6 No.57013
>>57012
We'll be the league of the divine wind, except even more shit and even more useless.
1f48d6 No.57014
>>57013
>waifu goes supreme gentleman
>the media just laugh at us
ahhhhhh
1f48d6 No.57015
1f48d6 No.57016
>>56999
You can call him that, lots of people do that tbh I prefer it myself.
1f48d6 No.57017
>>57015
>dont have large enough numbers
pic related.
1f48d6 No.57018
time for bedtime
i love scully
1f48d6 No.57019
>>57006
No rampages please, laddo.
1f48d6 No.57020
MAKE HER REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ok now bedtime
1f48d6 No.57021
1f48d6 No.57022
>>57016
I was jokingly implying that it was Charls popping in with a (1) to defend the fact he had only produced 7 seconds of content for $700 this month, lass.
1f48d6 No.57023
1f48d6 No.57024
1f48d6 No.57025
Why do so many NEETs go to bed early?
1f48d6 No.57026
>>57025
So they can escape their problems.
1f48d6 No.57027
1f48d6 No.57028
>>57026
Because no vitamin D
*cashes Holland and Barrett paycheck*
1f48d6 No.57029
>>57026
Isn’t it easier to escape your problems at night and then sleep through the day? Time stands still if you are nocturnal, there is always tomorrow to sort your shit out (only you always miss tomorrow because you go to bed as soon as it starts).
1f48d6 No.57030
>>57022
Sorry lad I'm retarded
1f48d6 No.57031
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH GORDON
Deathbed Capitalism
1f48d6 No.57032
>>57030
That's ok, I got a (You) out of it.
1f48d6 No.57033
>>57029
>time stands still if you are nocturnal
Not if you have insomnia lad.
>theres always tomorrow
The neets refrain.
1f48d6 No.57034
1f48d6 No.57035
>>57033
I have insomnia. It has really negatively affected my life.
Although a lad on /brit/ recommended I buy some melatonin and tbh it has been working in a capacity.
1f48d6 No.57036
LANGUAGE INFLUENCES TIME PERCEPTION
Anybody got the greentext of the guy in africa talking about blacks lack of language for white concepts?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170502112607.htm
>Language has such a powerful effect, it can influence the way in which we experience time, according to a new study. Linguists have discovered that people who speak two languages fluently think about time differently depending on the language context in which they are estimating the duration of events
1f48d6 No.57037
1f48d6 No.57038
>>57035
melatonin is good lad. Do you use valerian, 5htp, nytol etcetera? I have to use several and alternate or else I take zopiclone. Cant sleep for shit otherwise.
>negative effects
Aye lad. My worst was staying up for 3 days and sleeping the entire 4th day.
1f48d6 No.57039
>>57038
Zolpidem >>> Zopiclone tbh lad
1f48d6 No.57040
>>57039
>zolpidem
Ambien? I sleepwalk and do weird shit on that, kek.
1f48d6 No.57041
>>57039
>>57040
also
any benzo > z drugs
any barbiturate > benzos
1f48d6 No.57042
1f48d6 No.57043
>>57041
Careful with the benzos lad
1f48d6 No.57044
>>57042
When you cant sleep for 72 hours its not degenerate to want help, lad.
1f48d6 No.57045
>>57041
what does that even mean
1f48d6 No.57046
>>57041
arent barbiturates way worse and more dangerous?
1f48d6 No.57047
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, TRAVELER?
1f48d6 No.57048
>>57043
I know lad, I messed up a few times back in the day.
1f48d6 No.57050
>>57046
Only if you abuse them. They are much more efficient that benzos.
>>57045
barbiturates are better than zopiclone.
1f48d6 No.57052
>>57050
i dont know what either of those are
1f48d6 No.57053
>>57038
I purchased some 10mg Melatonin tablets from America. I take two of them a night. They are strawberry flavour. Thus far they seem to be working most of the time
I have taken every variety of OTC sleep aid; they all stop working after a couple of days. I can take 300mg Diphenhydramine and experience no effects at all. I have dodged taking prescription pills because I don’t want to develop a habit (also I don’t want them on my medical record). I have taken temazepam a couple of times, I didn’t really care for it.
1f48d6 No.57055
>>57051
Sorry, no thanks *hangs up*
1f48d6 No.57057
>>57052
google them lad, though you may get degenerate results
>>57053
>300mg dph
lad… I take 100-150mg after a day of not sleeping and it works… bloody hell.
>avoiding prescriptions
good lad.
1f48d6 No.57059
>>57057
i'll just leave it
1f48d6 No.57060
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1f48d6 No.57062
>>57058
*hard at work on the beep boop machine*
1f48d6 No.57063
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57062
>a cahnt put anymore of a donk on it, or she'll explohd, cap'n!
1f48d6 No.57064
>>57061
I DON'T TRUST WHITEY
WHAT IS WHITEY DONE FOR ME
1f48d6 No.57065
>>57063
HEADING TO DANGEROUS LEVELS OF DONK
1f48d6 No.57066
1f48d6 No.57069
British factories had their best month in three years in April, the clearest sign yet that manufacturers are enjoying at least a temporary boost from the pound's fall after the Brexit vote and an improving global economy, a survey showed on Tuesday.
The Markit/CIPS UK Manufacturing Purchasing Managers' Index (PMI) jumped to 57.3 from 54.2 in March, exceeding all forecasts in a Reuters poll of economists which had predicted a slight fall.
1f48d6 No.57070
>>56995
I was just finishing a vidya I've had on my backlog for a while. I didn't realise you all missed me.
1f48d6 No.57071
1f48d6 No.57072
>>57069
maybe I should get a job in a factory like a good lad.
>>57070
What vidya lass? Was it good?
1f48d6 No.57073
>>57072
Empire at War, and it was pretty short in the end.
1f48d6 No.57074
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57067
Sick tune lad I havent heard that in years
1f48d6 No.57075
>>57072
Nah you can work with us as soon as I can afford to come and see you lad. Smh factories are dark.
1f48d6 No.57076
>>57073
What faction were you playing?
1f48d6 No.57077
>>57075
wew lad, sounds good tbh.
1f48d6 No.57078
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1f48d6 No.57079
hope welshlad is doing fine with his health problems
1f48d6 No.57080
>>57076
Rebels, because I'm scum like that.
1f48d6 No.57081
>>57079
>welshlads health problems
Are they life-limiting?
1f48d6 No.57083
>>57080
I might watch Scum, because im a rebel like that.
1f48d6 No.57084
>>57079
I think we all are
1f48d6 No.57085
>>57081
hm i don't know I forgot but they were hurting him quite a lot
1f48d6 No.57086
>>57085
smh poor lad, i didnt know tbh.
1f48d6 No.57087
>>57083
We should watch that tbh.
>>57080
wew lass, I never actually played an America game, and I've only finished two grand campaigns as Russia and Prussia.
1f48d6 No.57088
>>57086
>>57085
He didnt say what it was but it came off as some sort of Mental thing
1f48d6 No.57089
>>57087
>Scum followed by The Warriors
best films
1f48d6 No.57090
fuck
forgot what I just wanted to do
1f48d6 No.57091
>>57088
Oh that sucks.
>>57090
Convert to paganism?
1f48d6 No.57092
>>57091
he was also very underweight so maybe he had some health complication there
1f48d6 No.57093
>>57091
No it wasn't that.
fuck what was it it was important
1f48d6 No.57094
1f48d6 No.57095
>everyone here is actually insane
1f48d6 No.57096
>>57094
Night
>>57095
I'm fine tbh.
1f48d6 No.57097
>>57094
night vanlad
>>57095
the test is unreliable lad
1f48d6 No.57098
Can't fucking remember, driving me mad tbh
Just going to bed then.
>>57094
night lad
>>57095
We already knew that.
1f48d6 No.57099
1f48d6 No.57100
1f48d6 No.57101
>>57098
night lass, good luck tomorrow
1f48d6 No.57102
>>57094
Night lad, have good dreams
>>57095
The test is full of shite tbh, according to it there is a "high chance" of Schizophrenia in 3 users which is so unrealistic
>>57098
night lass
1f48d6 No.57103
>>57098
>>57094
Night lass and lad
1f48d6 No.57104
>>57095
Insanity is a legal term, not a medical one. It has no meaning outside of a courtroom
1f48d6 No.57106