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By special decree of Lord Protector Sir Douglas Carswell, angry nativists are hereby expelled to /nbp/.

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eaf068 (1) No.3797>>3801 >>3879 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

The Brexit Bill

>Parliament passes Brexit bill and opens way to triggering article 50

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/13/brexit-vote-article-50-eu-citizens-rights-lords-mps

>Theresa May’s Brexit bill has cleared all its hurdles in the Houses of Parliament, opening the way for the prime minister to trigger article 50 by the end of March.

>Peers accepted the supremacy of the House of Commons late on Monday night after MPs overturned amendments aimed at guaranteeing the rights of EU citizens in the UK and giving parliament a “meaningful vote” on the final Brexit deal. The decision came after a short period of so-called “ping pong” when the legislation bounced between the two houses of parliament as a result of disagreement over the issues.

>Sturgeon is desperate to rush through another referendum before Britain makes Brexit a success, the EU collapses and the demand for Scottish independence disappears forever, says based Brexit granny Hopkins

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4310394/Sturgeon-wants-rush-vote-Brexit.html#ixzz4bHEtbcXc

>In a bold move commensurate with someone far taller, the Ginger Dwarf from the North has declared there will be a second once-in-a-lifetime referendum.

>Not only that, but this second once-in-a-lifetime referendum even has a date: between autumn 2018 and spring 2019, once the Scots have had a chance to see exactly what the post-Brexit apocalypse looks like.

>By then, according to the prophesying powers of our wise son-of-a-bus-driver mayor, Sadiq Khan from Londonistan, we will surely all be languishing in a bloodied, repentant mess on the rocks, having leapt in our ignorance over the edge of the cliff of doom.

who fucking wrote this jesus christ

in other news

>Nigel Farage would 'probably' stand as an MP if electoral fraud probe leads to by-election

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-would-probably-stand-10012566

>Britain accused of diverting WikiLeaks attention with ‘Russian threat’ claims

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/britain-accused-of-diverting-wikileaks-attention-with-russian-threat-claims-35526725.html

>Le Pen the DESTROYER: Front National chief calls on Poland & Hungary to help DISMANTLE EU

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/778812/Marine-Le-Pen-Poland-Hungary-Destroy-EU-French-elections-Viktor-Orban

>Pro-EU protests held across 40 European cities -- but exactly how many turned up?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/778487/pro-eu-protests-brexit-demonstrations-european-cities-numbers-germany-france-brussels

In Munich we had this shit too but it was so small I didn't even notice over the weekend.

http://poal.me/xwkiak

67f977 (1) No.3799

hullo


59c0db (1) No.3800

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2nd for something or another. Maybe music.


1a5db7 (1) No.3801

>>3797 (OP)

>who fucking wrote this jesus christ

Kek.


625614 (1) No.3802>>3803 >>3804

not sure whether to cook some breakfast or try to get back to sleep


664c77 (1) No.3803

>>3802

I'd probably go back to sleep, but it's up to you lad.


f4e41e (1) No.3804>>3805

>>3802

I'd wake up. It's what I chose to do tbh. Couldn't sleep so I thought I'd be the only one up but there's already 3 UIDS in the thread. wew


c9e29c (1) No.3805>>3806

>>3804

Morning lad.


f72df8 (1) No.3806>>3808

>>3805

Morning, lad. Welshlad?


0987c3 (1) No.3807

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6a2354 (1) No.3808>>3810

>>3806

Yer lad.


023b26 (1) No.3809>>3812

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4f1fb3 (1) No.3810>>3811

>>3808

Good to know. There's at least one other lad besides us that use the Welsh flag, right?


7c2d16 (1) No.3811>>3813

>>3810

Lad how much sleep do you get


f5d194 (1) No.3812>>3814

>>3809

That fucking bitch, she's fucking scum, pure scum.


bc3a59 (1) No.3813>>3815

>>3811

You slept less than me, didn't you? Just woke up feeling stressed and being in bed just makes it worse tbh.

Normally I sleep 5-6 hours though.


478029 (1) No.3814

File (hide): 28c4c052b662487⋯.png (122.55 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 7nhd3Z5.png) (h) (u)

>>3812

True, and she thinks she has the moral high ground and is for the people. Hope all she gets is a big resounding "FUCK OFF" tbh *punches her*


64b0f1 (1) No.3815>>3817

>>3813

No, I went to bed around 1 (that's 12 London time)

and woke up at 6 (so 5). Five hours. You seem to go to sleep later than me by 2 hours that's why I'm asking.

Anyway I'll be heading off now. Protect the fortress lad.


0a634b (1) No.3816>>3817 >>3818

>They don't sleep 12 ish hours.

It's like you're not NEET's or something.


dc0336 (1) No.3817

>>3815

Strange. I thought I remembered you staying up later. You're right. Have a good day, lass.

>>3816

I try that sometimes. It just ends up hurting my head, lad. It's also bad for you.

>tfw know it'll hurt my head but sometimes I lay awake in bed for hours just because I don't want to start the day, especially if I know I have to do something


2ef610 (1) No.3818

>>3816

Lad I wish. If nothing wakes me up I can sleep until 4pm. But I'm not a NEET.


694471 (1) No.3819>>3820

File (hide): 0ebecf964bbb8dc⋯.jpg (65.35 KB, 640x592, 40:37, 1489458764869[1].jpg) (h) (u)

Since we're a civic communistic board I assume we all agree with this.


ae00f5 (1) No.3820>>3821 >>3840

>>3819

Why are their memis so bad…


d8901b (1) No.3821

>>3820

I don't know. It does seem like something you could delude yourself into thinking.


489483 (1) No.3822>>3824 >>3843

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


f8ba25 (1) No.3823>>3869

File (hide): 0c0be1c237ca976⋯.jpg (176.51 KB, 663x954, 221:318, 1489445670850[1].jpg) (h) (u)


2bb773 (1) No.3824>>3825 >>3826 >>3830

File (hide): aa9c3968bab68dc⋯.gif (698.44 KB, 320x320, 1:1, okEU-R[1].gif) (h) (u)

>>3822

Sweet dubs, lad.


38f76a (1) No.3825>>3827

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>3824

Morning lad, you are up early. Whats occuring today?


e9927d (1) No.3826>>3843

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79a274 (1) No.3827>>3830 >>3831

>>3825

>Morning lad, you are up early.

Yeah, a bit stressed tbh but it's better now.

>Whats occuring today?

Going on a secret mission from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

What about you, lad?


f19d1f (1) No.3828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is pretty eerie. A compilation of CNN cutting the feed on interviews.


2a7181 (1) No.3829

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S WAY TOO LEWD LASS


dea600 (1) No.3830>>3834

>>3824

Thanks lad.

>>3827

>Going on a secret mission from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Cinema?


f98e66 (1) No.3831>>3834 >>3837

>>3827

>secret mission

>that you post the exact time of

>on 8chan

Spill the beans lad.

>Bit stressed

Wherefore art thou 22st?

Im on my way to London lad, to go twos on a rollie with Her Maj and Sadiq Khan.


bf993b (1) No.3832>>3833 >>3855

File: 1f248e95d261dc9⋯.mp4 (9.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, They Call the Wind Mariah.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>ywn fall asleep to her melodic voice and wake up to her beautiful face

>ywn see your children prancing through the fields in slow-motion while she plays the harp and gazes into your eyes

>ywn console her as your first born son dies in a horrific accident which only brings you closer together

>ywn see your daughter become a prodigy after being home-schooled and taught to play by her

>ywn sit outside, hugging her, watching the sunset while she tears up thinking back to your son's death

>ywn see your house become empty, echoing with nothingness, as your last child heads off to Uni

>ywn see the harp begin to collect dust in the corner of your bedroom as she becomes too frail to play

>ywn hold her in a hospital bed, brushing her hair out of her face while you sing her back her favorite melodies

>ywn say goodbye to her knowing that you will always be connected through eternity


0ccc8e (1) No.3833

>>3832

Speak for yourself tbh fam.


a2838c (1) No.3834>>3835 >>3836 >>3839

>>3830

>Cinema?

No, lad. therapy

>>3831

>Wherefore art thou 22st?

Yesterday's drama and today's secret mission

>Im on my way to London lad, to go twos on a rollie with Her Maj and Sadiq Khan.

Careful so you don't get enriched, lad


1c7968 (1) No.3835>>3838

>>3834

Lad… Good luck.


1f708a (1) No.3836>>3838

>>3834

>therapy

Good luck lad. Remember not to say anything that could be interpreted as vaguely homicidal or suicidal in intent as they'll lock you up tbh.


8a9eef (1) No.3837

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>>3831

>to go twos on a rollie

Wasn't familiar with this term but I like it

*looks cool with my lad*


f8e27a (1) No.3838>>3842 >>3844

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>>3835

>>3836

Thanks, lads. I'll be careful to hide my dark side


7489e1 (1) No.3839>>3841

>>3834

>therapy

Is it one of these lad?

>drama

I still dont get it lad. And wheres my glorious west sussex heraldry?

>enriched

Only financially by the semite that we are working for today.

>London: a Nationalists haiku

Driving to London

Oh god, Id rather be dead

Nuke it from orbit.

>London 2017, a limerick by anon.

Great London was once a nice city,

Prior to the jews arrival it was pretty,

They imported their lackeys,

supplemented with pakis,

And now it is really quite shitty.

*bows*


d19100 (1) No.3840

File: 12a19f01430c02c⋯.webm (5.16 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Anarchism.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>3820

I like this one tbh but I'm not exactly sure what it's implying from their angle.


8209cc (1) No.3841>>3847

>>3839

>Is it one of these lad?

Luckily not. Wew

>I still dont get it lad.

What do you mean?

>And wheres my glorious west sussex heraldry?

If it's in the flag thread Herts will upload it when he has time tbh

>Driving to London

>Oh god, Id rather be dead

>Nuke it from orbit.

>Great London was once a nice city,

>Prior to the jews arrival it was pretty,

>They imported their lackeys,

>supplemented with pakis,

>And now it is really quite shitty.

*applauds*


e9cc21 (1) No.3842


bb1ecc (1) No.3843>>3845

File: c5c23cc671188a4⋯.mp4 (5.06 MB, 400x224, 25:14, Jebcore .mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>3826

>>3822

lad your first Dancepepe matches the beat of that song tbh


5802c2 (1) No.3844>>3845 >>4013

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>>3838

*hypnotizes you*

"Don't worry 22st. Just listen to my calming voice and slowly feel yourself sinking into the chair. Now imagine yourself back home at your computer and as /comfy/ as you are here in my chair. Good lad. Now what do you do when you get on your computer? Are you a naughty boy? You can tell me 22st, I won't tell a soul."

*calls GCHQ*


e90b25 (1) No.3845>>3846

File (hide): d45c1cb42f846a9⋯.jpg (95.72 KB, 800x437, 800:437, 1431090766155.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3844

That's fucking beautiful, lad. I won't become a GCHQ agent I swear. *sweats* have to go now, lads

>>3843

Good. 1/5 isn't so bad, r-right?

laters lads


7fef6e (1) No.3846

>>3845

Later lad, good luck.


ac5040 (1) No.3847

>>3841

Beer spa sounds alright tbh.

>dont get what

Why theres a transexual called leon who might become a mod?


c171a7 (1) No.3848>>3849 >>3850 >>3851 >>3852 >>3853

>tfw barely slept and have to go outside again today for a blood test at half 10

Guess I should be working up my stamina and confidence to going out weekly, then daily so I can unNEET myself anyway tbh.

Yes I posted this in /brit/ first accidentally.

Hold me lads.


466874 (1) No.3849>>3851

>>3848

Good luck lad.


c79512 (1) No.3850>>3852 >>3853

>>3848

Just take your duvet to the doctors office lad. If you get anxious, just lie down and wrap yourself up in it. Easy.


f61854 (1) No.3851

>>3849

>>3848

*Holds you.**


d2d068 (1) No.3852

>>3850

>>3848

Better yet, order some syringes off of amazon and do it yourself, and post the blood sample. Include a stool sample for completeness.


904651 (1) No.3853>>3854

>>3848

*gives you a Xanax and some ritalin*

>>3850

Why's it only acceptable for hobos and cancer patients to do this lad? smh


87a5f1 (1) No.3854>>3857

>>3853

Dont give people a chance to refuse tbh. Just cut arm and leg holes in the duvet, get in it, and waltz about. If startled, retract into safety like a plush polyester-filled turtle.


40eabb (1) No.3855>>3856 >>3858

File (hide): 375809fea925bf8⋯.jpg (244.47 KB, 800x1204, 200:301, bc2a516e87ba116efbd95392b1….jpg) (h) (u)

>>3832

>tfw the harp was the first harmonic instrument to be created based on ancient Greek mathematics and string ratio fractions

>tfw harmonic scales evoke the Divine Logos of the ordered Universe and its laws

>tfw this developed further into whole choirs and assemblies of harmonic instruments

>tfw you can hear God in the music


801a2f (1) No.3856>>3858

>>3855

>hear the old gods in the music

FTFY famalam.


2a5dda (1) No.3857

File (hide): e1400f783563f69⋯.jpg (136.89 KB, 800x712, 100:89, 1473883654466.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3854

It's just mad enough to work tbh.


07b54c (1) No.3858

File (hide): 83a2561b91a2918⋯.jpg (165.14 KB, 610x600, 61:60, 1473363141649.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3855

WEW LAD

>>3856

wew lad…


602677 (1) No.3859>>3861

File (hide): 0cb984a719ff829⋯.jpg (94.68 KB, 1024x681, 1024:681, 3761355388_947fc53b16_o-10….jpg) (h) (u)

What do you lads think about battered mars bars?


375f35 (1) No.3860

Shower time. JUST.


8e573f (1) No.3861>>3862 >>3863

File (hide): 3f79d6bf1b9c3ba⋯.jpg (105.45 KB, 1118x441, 1118:441, cost of degeneracy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3859

Makes me think of how lab rats will eat sugar and lard to the point of killing themselves if they're given unlimited amounts.

mirin those forehead gains though


d7fac7 (1) No.3862

>>3861

But do you like them?


9795be (1) No.3863

File (hide): 31be5b0953f1fa0⋯.jpg (6.04 KB, 252x191, 252:191, delet this.jpg) (h) (u)


3426bd (1) No.3864

File (hide): dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png) (h) (u)

Night lads and lasses.


5344fe (1) No.3865

File (hide): c63120b46debd77⋯.png (744.27 KB, 1200x829, 1200:829, Sea Wojak.png) (h) (u)

>Tfw you're gunna miss all the banter while you sleep.


108c63 (1) No.3866>>3868

File (hide): dfaab97ff2e9dc8⋯.png (142.3 KB, 1191x786, 397:262, Sad Sleep Wojak.png) (h) (u)


afab72 (1) No.3867

File (hide): 5e76a1d2affc56c⋯.png (9.61 KB, 406x401, 406:401, 1424720385316.png) (h) (u)

Bore da pawb


ea436d (1) No.3868

>>3866

Night lad. Eat some cheese before you go a-kip.


1b4a11 (1) No.3869

File (hide): 3b7581159f40f7a⋯.gif (1.25 MB, 227x168, 227:168, sceptical man.gif) (h) (u)

>>3823

>security should never come at the expense of mass immigration

>Avramopoulos

>Avram


6b6231 (1) No.3870>>3874

what is there new bord

why happen?


26f48d (1) No.3871>>3872 >>3873

File (hide): a346fcdd93b5a8d⋯.jpg (304.07 KB, 680x720, 17:18, bikini stare.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3533

>>3535

>both of /brit/'s infamous welshposters are anglo-saxons


5a3592 (1) No.3872>>3873

File (hide): 1d769995f880dec⋯.png (17.63 KB, 425x273, 425:273, Welshed Welshman.png) (h) (u)

>>3871

Trust nobody, especially not your own countrymen.


35be38 (1) No.3873>>3874

File (hide): b3f6f0049b45caa⋯.gif (597.39 KB, 500x500, 1:1, painful anime bollocks.gif) (h) (u)

That's a lot of posts to wake up to

>>3871

nice boobies neo girl

>>3872

whyyyyyyyyyyy


8d4766 (1) No.3874>>3875 >>3877

File (hide): 6642773c1f2c40e⋯.jpg (84.62 KB, 302x353, 302:353, bikini ganbare.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3870

>brit/politics/ were exiled from /politics/

>made new board called /newbritpolitics/

>inquisitive /brit/posters visit and make themselves at home

>everyone seems to get along

>alberto announces he's banning pembs, 22stone and herts the place doesn't right

>make new board called /newbrit/ to satisfy our off-topic shitposting needs

>/brit/ blacklists us all for no particular reason

>stuck here now

>>3873

Thanks lad.


df8419 (1) No.3875>>3876 >>3882

File (hide): 5ed5325a9f0c8fc⋯.jpg (23.39 KB, 600x532, 150:133, anime oh no.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3874

this didn't need to happen…


aadb82 (1) No.3876

File: 5197b8a12d34c70⋯.webm (151.55 KB, 720x404, 180:101, (screams).webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>3875

None of it needed to happen. And now we've gotta get back. Back to the past.


d137d5 (1) No.3877>>3880

File (hide): b5fe096c5c7309a⋯.png (123.14 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 1386285838046.png) (h) (u)

>>3874

>tfw I post on both


aa06da (1) No.3878

File (hide): 8830bd938c5a99a⋯.png (571.7 KB, 600x580, 30:29, 2ec.png) (h) (u)

>a single cunt girlposter and the entire board crashes

Classic


d49021 (1) No.3879

>>3797 (OP)

good nige's


bb4ea4 (1) No.3880>>3881

>>3877

>Not posting on all 5 boards

Do you even post bruv?


6b25dc (1) No.3881>>3883

>>3880

I'm autistic, but not enough autistic enough.


d9ce06 (1) No.3882>>3898

>>3875

That's the price of mods who grow power hungry smh


a96b2a (1) No.3883>>4447

>>3881

Increase power to the autism array!


a80e3a (1) No.3884

ism this

ism that

just fuck of you autistic twat


73d911 (1) No.3885>>3886

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


933ca3 (1) No.3886

File (hide): f23d56d31e67376⋯.png (295.07 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ChineePepe.png) (h) (u)


7d4f8e (1) No.3887

ow


49df35 (1) No.3888>>3889 >>3891 >>3892

File (hide): 8634f1d07507d53⋯.jpg (97.91 KB, 800x570, 80:57, poopfactory.jpg) (h) (u)

h


7407d8 (1) No.3889>>3890

>>3888

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! CHEQUED!!!!!!!!!!


a609df (1) No.3890

>>3889

Are you just talking to yourself lad?


a807fc (1) No.3891

>>3888

checked lad


a62ff3 (1) No.3892

File: 92fa537d5261044⋯.mp4 (1.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, congratulations.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


1c2456 (1) No.3893>>3894 >>3895

My only friend in the world is this girl who makes me feel like shit whenever we talk. I'm too scared to just cut her off because I really don't have anyone else whatsoever. I don't know what to do.


750d8f (1) No.3894>>3912

>>3893

why does she make you feel like shit?


a477ed (1) No.3895>>3912

>>3893

Where do you talk to her lad? IRL?


947e4b (1) No.3896>>3897 >>3898 >>3899

I have enjoyed all this drama. If I am honest I have at times attempted to do things to create more drama because I enjoyed it. It is true that without Kay here none of this would have happened. But I have deliberately fanned the flames. I like being the centre of attention. However I do feel I am broadly in the right on this. I know from a nameless source that people had been making fun of me in private skype chat and posting my private conversations just to mock. Kay had no real reason for disliking me and just saw me as a target. I believe Barbosa is two faced towards me. But no matter how much attention, love or hatred is heaped upon me, I never gain any satisfaction. If it hadn't been this stuff with /newbrit/ and Kay, it would have been something else. I am constantly worried everyone dislikes me. It could be anything that sets me off. Maybe I'm talking to someone and they take a couple minutes longer to respond than usual, then the doubt sets in.

"Why did they take 30 seconds longer this time?"

"Are they talking about me as I talk to them?"

"Are they bored and taking longer to reply because they're sick of me?"

Maybe they reply to someones post in a thread but skip over mine. Maybe they don't like my waifu as much as they like someone elses. I don't even take the waifu thing seriously, it's just stuff I post on the internet. I certainly fap to them and like the waifus, but I'm not so deluded as to marry a hug pillow or anything. I am not like Jahans. I am self aware and can act completely normal in public. I know what's expected of me, to make eye contact, I can recognise emotions and tone of voice. I think I am better at these things than most people in fact. Several women throughout my life have openly expressed an interest in sexual relations of some kind, and every single time I knew within about 5 seconds of meeting them that they like me in this way. I'm not autistic. Socially I am more aware than anyone else of the rules and how to behave. I am hyper-aware of everything going on. I can act completely normal on the outside. But on the inside…

There is an idea of a waifuposter; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.

In a few days, weeks or maybe even months someone else will do something that will set me off. It may be real. It may be imagined. Then I will begin to realise, rightly or wrongly, that all my new friends also secretly hate me. I have talked with some people on Skype and they probably thought it was nice and friendly. But truthfully I feel nothing but cold disinterest in everything they say and everything I said to them. I am incapable of connecting with people, as much as I want to. There is a giant wall around me, mentally speaking and I feel as if I may as well be talking to a robot or that very wall. I could surround myself with friends, get married, have multiple children, become succesful and popular, but I would still feel exactly as I do now. No one can ever be capable of understanding how I feel about certain things. No one is capable of understanding. I can only attempt to hurt them to make them feel some of it for themselves.

All of what has happened will happen again wherever I go.

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.

This confession has meant nothing.


3998af (1) No.3897>>3900

>>3896

tl;dr you are sociopathic?


3b005c (1) No.3898>>3900

File (hide): ebd70f8f2e9517d⋯.gif (2.28 MB, 720x405, 16:9, more cryiee anime.gif) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2368a0568cf99fc⋯.gif (2.46 MB, 720x405, 16:9, aww crying anime.gif) (h) (u)


e5d90d (1) No.3899>>3900

>>3896

Well that's depressing. There really is no redeeming you lad.


5b936c (1) No.3900

>>3897

>>3898

>>3899

It doesn't even matter. I want to love and be loved but I just can't. Everyone will always hate me, at least I will always think that, rightly or wrongly.

In this moment of lucidity I will just say to BO that if I ever start drama or cause any problems like spamming or whining just ban me outright. Do not tolerate my shit.

Just to clarify I didn't cause the drama. I just enjoyed it and fanned it.


df7984 (1) No.3901

http://pastebin.com/aN7xiwX7

>[3/13/2017 11:35:50 PM] Big Boss: ugu uwu 'does a twirl' 'drools'

LADS I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!

Also i was saying "yes" because i just wanted to be left alone tbh.


80d7a1 (1) No.3903

File (hide): 38a39c2f0b3277e⋯.jpg (230.63 KB, 500x749, 500:749, Bosniak1.jpg) (h) (u)

>Tfw one of my mates personally knows gingins


9fb724 (1) No.3904

>>3902

Buenos dias senorita, como estas?


5ae0d8 (1) No.3906

File (hide): 9c4bf0ab3ae9c17⋯.png (953.54 KB, 1024x1040, 64:65, tadaa.png) (h) (u)

>>3902

Morning lass.


43367e (1) No.3907

*punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch*


4c2caf (1) No.3908>>3910

File (hide): 973ba456d9ada3a⋯.jpg (84.77 KB, 500x539, 500:539, WeCannotWin.jpg) (h) (u)

>The part of nofap where all you can think about is fapping


ff4647 (1) No.3910>>3913

>>3908

work out lad


9a3c5b (1) No.3911

File (hide): 2015f7103389abc⋯.jpg (333.37 KB, 707x699, 707:699, smile.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3909

I'm good.


d1c80b (1) No.3912>>3914 >>3915 >>3921

>>3894

She's a bit of a nut (I know I'm not the picture of mental health but she's on another level entirely) and gets offended very easily, throws tantrums, calls me all kinds of names, keeps trying to 'diagnose' me and tell me what psychological disorders I have and such. Has a feminist streak a mile wide, it came out last night when we were talking and she went on a long rant about how men are "emotionally stunted" and incapable of real love or something.

>>3895

Just Skype lad, met on Omegle a few months ago.


1e660b (1) No.3913>>3916

>>3910

*penis accidentally falls into own mouth during reverse crunches and i cum in my own mouth*


8a0f3a (1) No.3914>>3919

>>3912

I think she's projecting about her own emotions with that "emotionally stunted" statement tbh


682ffd (1) No.3915>>3919

>>3912

fuck her pussy


e40a8f (1) No.3916

>>3913

Lad nooooooooo!


9572d2 (1) No.3918

yo bullies ouch that hurts


586493 (1) No.3919

>>3914

Projection is the perfect word for it, I even said that to her once when I was getting a bit sick of her shit, she just projects almost everything about herself onto others (in this case onto me).

In my experience whenever a lass has been through (((therapy))) or says she's "into psychology" you should run a million miles in the other direction. Something about it just breaks them and turns them into delusional headcases who'll make your life miserable.

>>3915

I don't think I'd even want to lad, she would probably end up stabbing me to death or cutting down all my flowers or something.


25d6fe (1) No.3921>>3924 >>3926

>>3912

is she of jewish persuasion?


7314ea (1) No.3922

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Not really fresh, but today's Civic Fencer.


2a859e (1) No.3924>>3927

>>3921

Just sounds like a woman to me sounds like me tbh

>tfw woman's brain in a BIG MALE BODY

who /walkingcalamity/ here?


4da4cf (1) No.3925

>>3923

Morning… new lass?


f514ab (1) No.3926

>>3921

I'm not sure, I hadn't really thought of that. She got mad at me once because I said I wouldn't mind culling China and Africa by a few billion wogs, smdh.


e144dd (1) No.3927>>3930

>>3924

>tfw woman's brain in a BIG MALE BODY

don't lad, you'll normalise that memi - its not even true


0267cb (1) No.3929>>3931

TAKE A BIG SHIT ON ME CHEST LASS


e0d871 (1) No.3930>>3932

>>3927

Yeah I didn't really mean it, but reading about how women act and think and seeing it I see a lot of similarities tbh. I've heard they're just more prone to neuroticism

>>3928

*grabs your hand and kisses it* m'lass


06ae00 (1) No.3931>>3933

>>3929

What's going on, lad? We made it clear: no scat last thread tbh


52cbcd (1) No.3932>>3934

>>3930

*Grabs you bum and tongues your anus*

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA SPLAT!


ae5443 (1) No.3933

>>3931

smh, i knew this not will try to be a good bumbum


70a3c6 (1) No.3934>>3939

>>3932

Go to the timeout corner, young lamb


896368 (1) No.3935>>3937

File (hide): f7e8bfc92d3a6d4⋯.gif (10.44 KB, 267x200, 267:200, Im sad frog.gif) (h) (u)

>ywn be welsh


55c44c (1) No.3937>>3944

>>3935

Just move to Wales, lad.


80c951 (1) No.3939>>3941

>>3934

it is din dins time i shall be back soon smh


91c1a5 (1) No.3940

>>3936

>did we?

If I said no to you I have to say no to him as well tbh.

>oh I say! you are a spiffing gentleman but my father has already arranged for me to marry the local whale oil tycoon

wew. Good man your father. Lucky lass.


7c4979 (1) No.3941

>>3939

Bit early, lad. Hope you enjoy it nonetheless tbh


d80841 (1) No.3943>>3948

FRESH RUDD

'It's like Sophie's Choice!' University Challenge viewers are thrilled by a showdown between two contestants famed for their VERY intense answering style

>Sophie Rudd from Warwick University came up against Edward Monkman

>Wolfson College, Cambridge is loved for his intense delivery and enthusiasm

>Rudd won legions of fans by shrieking her answer in previous episode

>Wolfson College eventually triumphed by 205 points to 175

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4311944/University-Challenge-viewers-thrilled-Monkman-VS-Rudd.html


6c69ac (1) No.3944>>3946

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>3937

Wouldn't that make me a dirty refugee, lad?


6c8033 (1) No.3945

>>3942

Don't worry, I didn't delete or ban anything


1ee230 (1) No.3946

>>3944

We have magic druid dirt that transforms anyone who sets foot in our land into Welsh tbh


ae29b2 (1) No.3948>>3949

>>3943

Monkman Monkman can't you see? Sophie Rudd must hang from a tree


8d88af (1) No.3949

>>3947

Don't think so. You'd think we'd pick up on it. I think we missed seeing it twice.

>>3948

His neck is already so long, lad. Why would you want to make it longer?


74240b (1) No.3950

WEW

> Those who taunted her taste in brightly coloured blouses and suggested she was transgender were quickly slammed for being 'ignorant' by a legion of supportive viewers.

Don't call a book a book, lads


db21b6 (1) No.3952>>3953

File (hide): 7ef5d4680410c00⋯.png (777.84 KB, 1600x1325, 64:53, Red-Hair-Map-of-Europe.png) (h) (u)

vev


da9e66 (1) No.3953

>>3952

That's a rare hair colour, lad


45aeea (1) No.3954

>>3951

>tfw you forget to put on your female voice when answering a question


d3cf9c (1) No.3955

>tfw having ears and eyes is bigoted


dbbe16 (1) No.3956>>3964

File (hide): 16ba9dbfe2ae94b⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, 1454713823220.gif) (h) (u)

Wouldn't it be a shame if Rudd's political views were made known?


4c3f9d (1) No.3960

>>3959

*writes to hysterical bbc*


c8040e (1) No.3962

>>3961

Jails are a spook tbh


dcd766 (1) No.3963

>>3957

What's with the random splodge in Russia though?


01301f (1) No.3964

>>3956

Top kek. Do we know his views though? I guess they must be /pol/ related, right, or he would go to /pol/ as a tranny? Then again that might have just gotten him excited. I don't know.


21bccd (1) No.3965>>3967

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>boys and girls play the same game

No they don't. Fucking oblivious roastie. You play the game of sexual selectors. REEEEEEEEEEE.

Hooked on the tune though tbph bois.


ce4f4b (1) No.3966

>>3961

Top kek.

>Please set me free

why didn't you shoot me, lad?


90a53b (1) No.3967>>3970

>>3965

This. Girls aren't even in the same dimension as boys tbh.


49e5eb (1) No.3969

>>3968

Wew, wtf


feb1ba (1) No.3970

>>3967

We must preserve the Udmurt race


e08dc1 (1) No.3971

File (hide): 7bbc39b4dc17928⋯.jpg (142.46 KB, 643x483, 643:483, udmurt_people_red[1].jpg) (h) (u)

>>3968

>Daftie lass spotted with D E V I L I S H horns


091c0f (1) No.3974

>>3972

Top kek. The picture I posted though. They can't all be Udmurt people, right? Some of them look like literal Mongols


65090d (1) No.3975>>3976

File (hide): 060527317bd68fe⋯.png (120.08 KB, 780x730, 78:73, CryingWithLaughterPepe.png) (h) (u)

What's a mong's favourite operating system?

WINNNNNNNNNNNNDOWWWWWWWWWWWWS!


14f455 (1) No.3976>>3978 >>3979 >>3980

File (hide): c697a1a4e73f068⋯.jpg (55.55 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1483218046466.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3975

explain the joke please


c1bff3 (1) No.3978>>3981

>>3976

window lickers is a codem=name for the disabled lamb


757a5d (1) No.3979>>3981

>>3976

I think he means windowlickers, lad


35c0c8 (1) No.3980>>3981

>>3976

window lickers lad


f2d0ec (1) No.3981

>>3977

>tfw no milk for muesli but don't want to have bacon and egg two days in a row because it's expensive

I am sure there's something tasty hidden away somewhere in your house, lad. your dad probably put it out of reach though. Time to start climbing, lad

>I dunno lad they're all red hair at least. is a bit weird but the finns managed to take a lot of mongol dna and don't have black hair

Finns are their own unique people now? The ones you post are heavily SVENNED Finns I think

>>3978

>>3979

>>3980

oh... thanks, lads


fb2c14 (1) No.3982>>3983 >>3984

*Gets banned for bigotry*


4090f9 (1) No.3983

>>3982

Reported you to her majesty's offensive posts unit, lad


6457ec (1) No.3984>>3985 >>3986

>>3982

*unbans you*


b9e758 (1) No.3985>>3987

File (hide): 609efd7432ea885⋯.jpg (331.49 KB, 900x578, 450:289, fang2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3984

hullo lad.


f7fdaf (1) No.3986>>3987

>>3984

*thanks you and promises to behave*


e77d0b (1) No.3987

>>3985

Hullo, lass

>>3986

Good boy. Be nice to the tyrannical mods, and they will be nice to you


13e7fe (1) No.3989

>>3988

I imagine that's what the daftie lass looks like in regards to facial features tbh


00551a (1) No.3990>>3992

>>3988

>that rash on her forearms


74919e (1) No.3992

>>3988

>give me a boost lad

Then you'll never improve, lad. You'll have to do this on your own. Every time I help you I take away from your strength.

>>3988

Svenned doesn't mean they became fully Swedish, lad. A lot of actual Swedes do live in Finland though, and a lot of Finns are heavily mixed with Swedes. You know this to be true.

>>3990

You just want to scratch it


631aae (1) No.3994>>3996

File (hide): 5eb7f3fed24461a⋯.jpg (109.44 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1324632232747.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3993

Want me to delete your post, lad? She'll find out


93b868 (1) No.3996>>3997

File (hide): b9f277f262b2f98⋯.jpg (6.47 KB, 300x194, 150:97, WeepingPepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3994

Y-yes p-pls lamb i got c-carried a-away t-tbh


0eddf1 (1) No.3997

>>3996

Done, lad. Don't worry. You can tell her when you feel ready.


63abb4 (1) No.3998>>4000


42ed99 (1) No.4000>>4002

File (hide): 394317b9ba894aa⋯.jpg (145.81 KB, 475x445, 95:89, horrified.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3998

Horrible.


be4258 (1) No.4001>>4003

*gets a single*


32780d (1) No.4002

Fuck.

>>3999

>>4000

Sweet trips of disgust, lad and lass.


fe91f6 (1) No.4003>>4004

>>4001

What…


16ff72 (1) No.4004>>4006

>>4003

I fucked up, lad. I'm too lazy to delete the post tbh


858a75 (1) No.4006

>>4004

Cant argue with that explanation tbh. Carry on.


6e4cc9 (1) No.4007>>4008 >>4009

File (hide): bcf535672c8559d⋯.png (419 B, 750x750, 1:1, 1378603417078.png) (h) (u)

How the fuck do you get into a circle that openly talks about noncery anyway?


43b96e (1) No.4008>>4010

>>4007

Are you asking for a friend?


d46514 (1) No.4009

>>4005

Thanks, lad

>>4007

That post makes it sound like I want to get into one

>inb4 the bullies call me a nonce smh

They can't harm me if I call it


8daf20 (1) No.4010>>4012

>>4008

*lights cigarette*

No. I just keep fucking up


3324fe (1) No.4012>>4013

>>4010

You really are a mole arent you lad? Does GCHQ pay well?


f9f7c5 (1) No.4013>>4014

File (hide): 133404776e344d7⋯.jpg (5.35 KB, 204x198, 34:33, 1383063428357.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4011

Lad…

>>4012

I must have gotten hypnotised by that Jewish Beachmaster >>3844


0eeb9a (1) No.4014

>>4013

>t. not GCHQ


bb129f (1) No.4015>>4016

File (hide): 298d22c57e130f6⋯.jpg (440.61 KB, 1260x630, 2:1, bullying.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw i'm probably more welsh than 22stone and 5'5 put together


b6db14 (1) No.4016>>4019

>>4015

I thought you were pure Anglo, lass?


7ffdde (1) No.4018

>>4017

At least we can comfort ourselves with having hybrid vigour. That's why we're both NEETs hahahahha…


96e803 (1) No.4019>>4020 >>4023

File (hide): 893e1f5586b0251⋯.jpg (310.47 KB, 700x720, 35:36, stares4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4016

Both my mother and father's families have saxon surnames but a whole branch of my older family were Welsh tradesmen who moved to Manchester. I also got jocked by Hebrideans in much the same way.


d073ad (1) No.4020>>4021

>>4019

>welsh tradesman

Unemployed farmers?


252e81 (1) No.4021>>4024

>>4020

I can't remember what they did for a living, I'd have to ask again. Something must have driven them from their homes to live among anglos.


8a712d (1) No.4023>>4025 >>4029

File (hide): 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 36524330.png) (h) (u)

>>4019

So you potentially have Welsh, Pict, Anglo and Norwegian blood

>tfw we're all mutts like the yanks


e80f28 (1) No.4024>>4029

>>4021

Was it jealousy? Envy? Admiration? A better life for their children?


18dcec (1) No.4025>>4028

>>4023

Everybody is a mutt lad. But our mutts are the most superior.


389023 (1) No.4027

THE BULLIES WILL NOT WIN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JDT2eQNS2


276b03 (1) No.4028

>>4025

True. Anglos, Picts and Norwegians are closely related too I guess, so it's not that big a mix. Don't really know the distance between Welsh and Anglo though

>>4026

I'm never taking a DNA test tbh


50606a (1) No.4029>>4030

File (hide): f5ca5e12ea0cf97⋯.jpg (381.56 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, upset3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4023

Yes, I mock yanks for being as mixed as I am.

>>4024

It was definitely money.


e8d96a (1) No.4030>>4031

>>4029

>Yes, I mock yanks for being as mixed as I am.

Don't worry, lass. I love ambiguous mutt lasses


7f18e9 (1) No.4031>>4032 >>4037 >>4041

File (hide): c3a134e2dc9372e⋯.jpg (365.85 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, upset2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4030

Please don't bully me lad, I can't help being an anglo-brythonic-pictish-viking mutt.


8a8bca (1) No.4032>>4036

>>4031

>cant help it

You could always kill yourself?


b6fff9 (1) No.4034

>>4033

It was just an option tbh, dont suicide-bully bully me lad.


b4c961 (1) No.4036>>4039

File (hide): 99cb3835346fb49⋯.jpg (435.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, rage2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4032

No lad, I'm the ultimate fusion of Great Britain.


568738 (1) No.4037

>>4031

I'm a mutt too, lad. My surname is Northern Scots but half my family are from the borders and almost all of them have Anglo-Saxon or Scandinavian names. I don't really look like anything, either. The "nation of mongrels" jibes actually do cut me a bit deep tbh smh


bbdf75 (1) No.4039>>4046

>>4036

Thats the spirit Muttley! Thats the kind of attitide that built the Empire lad, good work, keep it up!


93423e (1) No.4040>>4042 >>4045

File (hide): 5e1d85f150234ec⋯.jpg (49.94 KB, 394x600, 197:300, 14774253028560.jpg) (h) (u)

>>3977

>breakfast at 2pm

lad


335932 (1) No.4041>>4046 >>4050

>>4031

I can't read girls well so forgive me if I misunderstand, but this looks like one of those cases where a lass says one thing but mean something else

*spanks your bum* who's a filthy mutt lass?


87ac71 (1) No.4042

>>4040

It's my fault, lass. I take responsibility. He was supposed to be in bed way earlier but I asked him to stay up.


bc54af (1) No.4043

Also, growing up in the borders is the worst because you're technically from England and feel English but you can't relate at all to southern Anglos.


5004df (1) No.4045

>>4040

Greetings lass, I wrote a song for you: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JDT2eQNS2


54ab66 (1) No.4046>>4054

>>4039

>tfw racially """british"""

We are the future now.

>>4041

Reeeeeeeeee this will dog me for the rest of my days.


1d4af7 (1) No.4047

>>4044

That's a great lyfe, I didn't have breakfast at all.


22b4b7 (1) No.4048>>4049 >>4051 >>4053 >>4056

>Go to freezer for ice cream

>Mummy has Magnum ice cream lollies

>A whole tray of them

>Just the original ones

>But I look underneath the top layer and there are some double chocolate ones and all the other good ones like mint


a1e97c (1) No.4049

>>4048

Lad…


f9c30e (1) No.4050>>4054

>>4041

>this looks like one of those cases where a lass says one thing but mean something else

It was not that case, Neo genuinely felt bad I think and now you made it worse.


f159d2 (1) No.4051>>4058

>>4048

>not preferring superior vanilla white chocolate magnums

?


4b680c (1) No.4053

>>4048

hehehe i took one of my mummies before


1e405a (1) No.4054>>4057

>>4044

>WOAH NELLIE

Top kek, that's perfect. I wish I had that in my post

>>4046

>Reeeeeeeeee this will dog me for the rest of my days.

>>4050

Oh for fuck's sake

>take a risk

>it doesn't pay off

Thanks a lot, Capitalism

I'm sorry, lass


960590 (1) No.4055

File (hide): 11d848d237b00dc⋯.png (20.88 KB, 400x400, 1:1, crying feel.png) (h) (u)

>tfw the purebullies have followed us to /newbrit/


81f4cf (1) No.4056

File (hide): 3357ab2bb31931b⋯.jpg (21.61 KB, 250x266, 125:133, june19.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4048

>not making your own icecream

It's like you want cancerogenes in your body

>>4052

Thanks lad, eating a salmon steak right now.


e6cd25 (1) No.4057>>4062

>>4054

I did not mean to post that Pepe.


7b9db6 (1) No.4058>>4061

>>4051

They're boring.

No offense.


f9a934 (1) No.4059

>>4052

>why u do this?

Because it's the truth, isn't it?


0ecc49 (1) No.4060

>>4052

>the milkiness of that tea

vev


d14fc7 (1) No.4061>>4068

>>4058

>Boring

What about the white chocolate & salted caramel ones though lad. Are you anosmic or whatever its called?


b80773 (1) No.4062>>4064

File (hide): e1f458efdd80ce6⋯.jpg (123.66 KB, 303x520, 303:520, apprehensive.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4057

Oh yes you did.


8ec761 (1) No.4064>>4066

>>4062

I really didn't. But I'm sorry, lass. Please forgive me


20778b (1) No.4065

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4063

>No Magnum gun


988f3e (1) No.4066>>4067

File (hide): e1fa86b0cf78f10⋯.jpg (300.3 KB, 590x720, 59:72, ponders.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4064

Maybe… When are you releasing more OC lad?


ceb634 (1) No.4067>>4069 >>4073

File (hide): 4bf3b444e847898⋯.png (14.24 KB, 788x408, 197:102, db15.png) (h) (u)

>>4066

Don't know, lass. I guess editing Welshlad pepes doesn't count. Do you want something, lass?


6b7464 (1) No.4068>>4070

>>4061

never had one tbh


af9263 (1) No.4069>>4074

File (hide): 155c34096bf8f03⋯.jpg (270.54 KB, 524x720, 131:180, (massages).jpg) (h) (u)

>>4067

*milks you*


d44131 (1) No.4070>>4071

>>4068

I made them up lad, teehee


266926 (1) No.4071>>4075

File (hide): 656e794489652ca⋯.png (370.59 KB, 1000x720, 25:18, 1470886833327.png) (h) (u)

>>4070

You tricked me. You little…


4419a8 (1) No.4073>>4077

>>4067

I wish I had something on my mind but I'm pretty keen on drawing something myself, I just don't have time.


268897 (1) No.4074>>4080

File (hide): 931eeba64d3ad52⋯.jpg (183.92 KB, 480x454, 240:227, 1478728260009.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4069

*dies of embarrassment*

too lewd, lass


561d79 (1) No.4075>>4078 >>4083

>>4071

And now you have thought about that flavour, the elusive taste will drive you to climb distant mountains and cross vast ravines. You will walk and walk and walk, and never find your lifes true desire…. white chocolate salted caramel magnums.

YOU HAVE BEEN GYPSY CURSED TBH


d79d0f (1) No.4076

>>4072

>To true brits and yanks, loli magnates deserve a revolver


1b5bc4 (1) No.4077>>4078

>>4073

Glad you're good at sticking to your studies, lass. Imageboards and drawing really drains time tbh. Haven't thought of any ideas for you yet either. but I'll try now since I forgot and got reminded now


394975 (1) No.4078>>4082

File (hide): d855a3cc6083b91⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 640x545, 128:109, 1434474857494-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4075

>salted

nobody would eat that

>>4077

>sticking to your studies

haha as if

Whatever it is that you want lad.


0f7f49 (1) No.4079


435a0c (1) No.4080>>4089 >>4093 >>4144

>>4074

All right lad, how about a retelling of our journey from /newbritpolitics/ to /newbrit/.

>Long ago in a distant land I, Alberto, the Star Trek posting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil

>But a foolish 22stone welshman, wielding a magic 5'5 welshman, stepped forth to oppose me


1aa975 (1) No.4082>>4089

>>4078

>haha as if

>Whatever it is that you want lad

What else is keeping you busy, lass?


a2baeb (1) No.4083>>4085 >>4092

>>4075

I'll just make my own ice cream like daftie suggested.

Get rekt.


bb80ff (1) No.4084

>4081

I ignored it because of how embarrassing it looked, lad and I didn't want to hurt your feelings, sorry, lad…


353a85 (1) No.4085

>>4083

Ahhh, the old food-prep checkmate…


794430 (1) No.4086>>4088

File (hide): c943f9303162672⋯.jpg (53.65 KB, 599x337, 599:337, BFhs-LTCQAAbE3V.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw waited all day until just before the barber shuts to get a haircut

Who /procrastinating/ here?


68c16f (1) No.4087

File (hide): 50c919ac6700b09⋯.jpg (288.38 KB, 500x567, 500:567, 1423522802391.jpg) (h) (u)

Oops, I fucked up and didn't even give you a (You)


dda149 (1) No.4088

>>4086

Me, lass


774129 (1) No.4089>>4091 >>4096 >>4097 >>4099

>>4080

But I'm already planning on /brit/tale comics lad.

>>4081

I didn't even notice until now, this is a great pun tbh

>>4082

afternoon naps

this site

reading

overall doing nothing

I don't know but my life is pretty pointless


480533 (1) No.4091

File (hide): 796c303defb4097⋯.jpg (126.07 KB, 721x705, 721:705, 1479127189582.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4089

>I don't know but my life is pretty pointless


bb9b5b (1) No.4092>>4094

>>4083

Good lad. What was it? I hope nothing vulgar


b4b3d3 (1) No.4093>>4099

File (hide): 3f7ddfed1174860⋯.jpg (26.93 KB, 228x260, 57:65, 1431090488697.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4080

I'm fucking dying. I love that. Should it just be one image? I find it awkward to draw comics tbh. If it was a comic, what would I include in the panels?


930736 (1) No.4094

>>4092

Not really going to cba don't even know how and the xenoestrogen filled storebought stuff is probably tastier anyway.


6ea08d (1) No.4096>>4104

>>4089

>I don't know but my life is pretty pointless

You're a wee weak lass, lass, but I'm sure you'll have some role to play one day.


f85e64 (1) No.4097>>4104

>>4089

Could you start knitting?


695036 (1) No.4099>>4102

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4089

I'm sure your chronicling will be great lass, d/w.

>>4093

If you did do it, it would have to be a couple of flat panels like the start of this but side to side.


57d0ef (1) No.4100>>4103 >>4104

File (hide): c0d849947b8c302⋯.jpg (43.83 KB, 467x447, 467:447, harold8.jpg) (h) (u)

>daftie lass isn't using the special flag I made for her


6e842b (1) No.4101

>>4090

sorry, lad. I'm trying out the male bonding memi. Apparently you're supposed to bully each other to get closer


bf8091 (1) No.4102

>>4099

Top kek. Yeah that will make it easy for me. Thanks, lass


589446 (1) No.4103>>4105

>>4100

>(1)


f8b2d4 (1) No.4104>>4109 >>4111 >>4112

File (hide): a244a2496e43f09⋯.jpg (21.06 KB, 384x550, 192:275, 1434474781520-3.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4096

thanks lad

btw I heard you went to the therapist today, how did it go

>>4097

I do. I'm out of wool right now and I'm low on money (and also it's spring soon again) (and also I have no fantasy right now) (and I didn't do it in a long time) (and my needles are in my home in Petersburg)

>>4100

Glad to see you Haroldposter


26c2c5 (1) No.4105>>4106 >>4108

File (hide): 34f4fa01be141cc⋯.png (418.2 KB, 638x543, 638:543, sunny.png) (h) (u)

>>4103

But it's me lad.


860d63 (1) No.4106>>4110

>>4105

YOU RUSED ME AHHHHHH


9b8175 (1) No.4108>>4114

>>4105

I know, lad. Nobody else can add flags tbh


6e4f47 (1) No.4109>>4115

>>4104

So do you live in Russia or are you Russian living in the UK?


470e0c (1) No.4110>>4115

File (hide): 2a4564a330279ba⋯.png (601.5 KB, 1067x380, 1067:380, Party of Corbyn - Strength….png) (h) (u)

>>4106

I like to switch flags sometimes tbh

See? Now, I'm a commie


c23c70 (1) No.4111>>4117

>>4107

T-that doesn't feel so good, lad.

>>4104

God what is that skull? It can't be real.

Therapist went as expected It's group therapy

A bunch of really hopeless people stuck in a room for a few hours. Felt really awkward and I don't really have any high hopes, but I'll keep trying it for a while.


34cd07 (1) No.4112>>4117 >>4120

>>4104

Wheres Petersburg lad?

>low on money

Forgive my ignorance, I know nothing of any of you, are you a NEET then?


d48821 (1) No.4114>>4118

>>4108

I kind of want to add more tbh but I don't really need to do. Might do a Carswell one tbh, call it 'Civic'.


92fec8 (1) No.4115>>4119

>>4110

ok lad

wessex wanted his flag, can't you get it for him?

>>4109

I have nothing to do with the UK


738734 (1) No.4117>>4126

File (hide): 446e6e7e7b8ce65⋯.jpg (60.16 KB, 495x389, 495:389, 1434476835809.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): b020f46877a2827⋯.jpg (27.03 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 1434474818037.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4112

a little south from Finland

>>4111

there was a spooky thread back on /b/ and I saved some


545439 (1) No.4118>>4122

>>4114

There was a lad who requested a flag earlier today who requested the West Sussex flag


22d943 (1) No.4119

>>4115

You can use whatever flag you like tbh, I just thought that one was funny.

I added Wessex at the start tbh


bea419 (1) No.4120>>4123 >>4130

>>4112

sorry I ignored the rest of your post

No I'm a pupil who hasn't moved out yet.


36c485 (1) No.4122>>4125 >>4127

>>4118

That was me lad. Good memory.


bbbd50 (1) No.4123>>4124

>>4120

You should leave Russia as soon as possible.

Just to make sure you don't get bombed when we invade Russia in the Great War of Liberation to bring DEMOCRACY™ and FREEDOM™ to Russia by ousting evil dictator and HITLER wannabe Vladimir Putin


a6e178 (1) No.4124>>4128 >>4130

>>4123

I'm not in Russia right now.

>he wants to attack Russia

wew good luck with that mate.


b91455 (1) No.4125>>4127 >>4128 >>4130

>>4122

If you want a flag added resize it and dump it in the flag thread tbh


b18df4 (1) No.4126

>>4116

I don't know, yet. I don't think so, but we'll see. Felt really awkward today.

>>4117

wew. Those teeth are fake at least.


ef8715 (1) No.4127>>4130

>>4122

>>4125

parameters are 11-16 x 11-20 btw


356f21 (1) No.4128>>4129 >>4134

File (hide): 2c6ce9b5ed6a939⋯.jpg (33.63 KB, 400x308, 100:77, fatAmerican.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4124

>I'm not in Russia right now.

Good to hear it.

>he wants to attack Russia

What are you? Some kind of freedom hating terrorororist?

>>4125

Is the Loner flag or the SPQR flag gonna get uploaded? If you want me to pick one I would go with SPQR over Loner.


ef863c (1) No.4129>>4131 >>4134

>>4128

>Good to hear it.

Why lad? I like my country.


32650c (1) No.4130>>4134 >>4137

>>4120

>student

Do you have student debt then? Is it in roubles or something?

>>4124

Nobody wants to attack russia lad.

>>4125

>>4127

>Implying Im not a technological neanderthal

Please help an old man out?


1e7635 (1) No.4131>>4135

File (hide): 8637dc9a3fca35d⋯.jpg (80.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4129

>Why lad? I like my country.

I guess FREEDOM isn't for everybody… smh


049c1f (1) No.4132>>4149

The lass has the same foot in both ponds mentality that all immigrants do tbh


d98230 (1) No.4134>>4138

>>4128

I added SPQR but removed it since I thought nobody was using it, I'll readd it if you like. Not sure what you mean by Loner flag tbh

>>4129

He's joking lass

>>4130

Just find an image resizer online and run it through that. It'll do you good to learn how to do this.


3b0512 (1) No.4135>>4139 >>4141

>>4131

Theres such a thing as TOO MUCH freedom lad - its like wearing 22sts ample trousers - it would get restrictive and bunched up, not to mention dragging along the floor inconviently. Imagine the laundrette bills. Wew.


944be6 (1) No.4136

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*transforms Pembles into a sword*


a1109a (1) No.4137>>4140 >>4146

>>4130

>Do you have student debt then? Is it in roubles or something?

Education in Krautland is completely free


2d5ff1 (1) No.4138>>4143

File (hide): 48e155dbc10027b⋯.png (966 B, 20x12, 5:3, Loner.png) (h) (u)


9eba09 (1) No.4139>>4147

>>4135

Lad, that's disgusting I go commando


aa5e9e (1) No.4140>>4145

>>4137

>tfw 50,000 debt


576897 (1) No.4141

>>4135

I was looking for the term 'swaddling' or 'cloying' tbh.


f0ad4b (1) No.4143

>>4138

I'll add that too then.


dc88de (1) No.4144

>>4142

>>4080


1dab9f (1) No.4145

>>4140

>going to uni in the UK


d43492 (1) No.4146>>4149 >>4151

>>4137

It isn't free, someone else is paying for it.


823597 (1) No.4147>>4153

>>4139

I guessed that lad, thats obviously why the gusset always smells funky and I get an itchy rash after Ive worn them.


97df62 (1) No.4149

>>4132

Well lad I am an immigrant so you're right.

>>4146

Yeah sure, my parents and later me through taxes. I agree it's just like muh NHS but I'm not paying anything.


918bc8 (1) No.4150

Why do they hate us my fellow Americans?

I'll tell you why. Because they're jealous of our FREEDOM.


2e32dd (1) No.4151>>4152 >>4156 >>4160

>>4146

I have no problem with Krauts paying for her education tbh, it's the ultimate 'fuck you' to them. She'll go swanning off back to Russia having taken their money for her education. Makes me kek tbh


856685 (1) No.4152>>4158

>>4151

This tbh

Fuck the eternal Kraut.


a93112 (1) No.4153>>4154

>>4147

Why would you wear my trousers, lad?


86acb2 (1) No.4154>>4166

>>4153

Because they are roomy and liberating tbh. Leave me alone lad.


f53b80 (1) No.4155>>4161

File: 839a3f068f46210⋯.webm (5.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Day at the Beach.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Have you guys taken the GOLDEN PILL™ yet?


1bc0fe (1) No.4156>>4158 >>4160

>>4151

I don't really hold anything against her either. But she herself is a perfect example of why "immigration" doesn't work.


361595 (1) No.4158

File (hide): adb4cd4a07972d1⋯.jpg (73.86 KB, 609x475, 609:475, eternalkraut.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): c132b853d07e6c3⋯.jpg (103.17 KB, 658x791, 94:113, kraut.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4152

I see this and I think 'banner idea'

I can't stop lads.

>>4156

True, you can't blame her but it really does show a lot of problems with immigration.


6f37ca (1) No.4160>>4162 >>4163 >>4164

>>4156

>>4151

But lads… My parents have to pay into the pot of Solidarity for the poor refugees like every good goy here as well, otherwise we wouldn't even have a point staying here.

But you can tell the money is running out. My father has been charged another 200€ over fucking nothing on the street. So it's out of question that immigration doesn't work.


e4f76d (1) No.4161

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

00e14c (1) No.4162>>4167

>>4160

Would you like to go back to Russia lad?


70da6b (1) No.4163

File (hide): 4119ba02c2d674e⋯.jpg (87.71 KB, 700x464, 175:116, ldv-vandogtraveller.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4160

Live in a van tbh lad.

>>4159

Im a jerrycuck and I approve this message.


5ba32e (1) No.4164>>4167

>>4159

Maybe you should switch flag tbh

>>4160

>My parents have to pay into the pot of Solidarity for the poor refugees

>have to

Allow me to rephrase. Immigration is OK when you go to Krautland and take their stuff. Otherwise we're against it. That should be a nice comfy compromise tbh


347ba9 (1) No.4166>>4169

File (hide): 07949ebb1aedc0c⋯.jpg (263.31 KB, 768x1200, 16:25, Fusion.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4154

*gets into my trousers together with you*

FUSION


9bf5a5 (1) No.4167>>4170 >>4172

>>4162

Yes tbh. It's cleaner, whiter, the food is normal and my kin isn't autistic.

>>4164

but tbh I don't hate Germany


c02d1c (1) No.4169>>4173

File (hide): 17d933b78a7c108⋯.jpg (19.27 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (3).jpg) (h) (u)

>>4166

>sir, please stop fusing with that enormous seal


113540 (1) No.4170>>4174

>>4167

You should

OK not really but I don't like them

>>4168

I meant switch tot he jerrycuck flag tbh


bcb687 (1) No.4172

>>4167

Would you ever come to live at my palace?

Russia is cool. It's laws on gays are tip top tbf


70844c (1) No.4173

File (hide): 59341001cdfce38⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1103x672, 1103:672, Tusk-morsa[1].png) (h) (u)

>>4169

*fuses with a walrus*


ebd058 (1) No.4174>>4183

>>4170

It's just depressing to see all the foreigners not even trying to be German, and they're pretty far gone politically, but overall the people themselves are alright. The youth still behaves like niggers but I see nothing to hate Germany here. If you separate all these things that is.

But I understand your hatred, and you're free to do so, I don't judge you. But if I saw Krauts and Russians get friendly with each other, I think that would do good to the countries. But I want good terms with Britain as well. I want good terms with almost all of Europe tbh. Maybe I really am a daftie.

/rambling


9c73e2 (1) No.4175

*punches the bully*


c798d6 (1) No.4176

>>4171

Jesus that's ugly


2121bd (1) No.4178

>>4177

Lad get out now. How else do you share other folks malware?


cb6203 (1) No.4179

File (hide): f2ec8eaec2a29fd⋯.png (48.08 KB, 547x471, 547:471, 1423494056126.png) (h) (u)

>>4177


7e63fd (1) No.4180

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

shane really loses it in this one.


031ea8 (1) No.4182

File (hide): 388915fa0b9f85e⋯.jpg (11.88 KB, 211x239, 211:239, 1470632768565.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4177

>tfw set upload rate to 0

>tfw always close the client and delete the torrent the second it's finished


0cc8c1 (1) No.4183>>4186

>>4174

I guess the traditional enmity between Britain and Germany is alien to you I guess. It's mostly joking but for me at least I just don't really like them. I hope Germany uncucks itself though tbh


367bc0 (1) No.4185

>>4181

>are you trying to tell me someone would put a virus in something they're generously giving out for free?

No lad, Im trying to tell you that someone HAS put a virus in everything.


59c1e7 (1) No.4186>>4189 >>4192

File (hide): 8af4ad452d81bd6⋯.png (83.4 KB, 753x609, 251:203, marie63.png) (h) (u)

Lads I accidentally bullied SA too hard and now I feel bad.

>>4183

No it's not, rivalry is not a bad thing and I'm aware of that. I might ask around what Germans think about Britain and report back.


d890fb (1) No.4188

File (hide): dece86a59b5bbf0⋯.jpg (38.1 KB, 600x372, 50:31, I love her lads.jpg) (h) (u)


99c7d3 (1) No.4189

>>4186

>ask what krauts think about us

Do it lad.

>bullied SA too hard

Not possible lad.


562b7c (1) No.4190>>4191 >>4192 >>4193 >>4194

File (hide): 0a20efae7986b96⋯.png (106.94 KB, 466x401, 466:401, wew2.png) (h) (u)

>>4187


188314 (1) No.4191>>4196


31d3a0 (1) No.4192>>4196

>>4186

>I might ask around what Germans think about Britain and report back.

They probably find it all in bad taste and don't care about us tbh

>>4187

>I don't think there was any animosity between us before the propaganda campaign of ww1 tbh

We had a rivalry before that when they began challenging us for dominance, I'd say it started in Bismarck's time.

>>4190

top kek lass


7dc4b3 (1) No.4193>>4196

>>4190

smh I swear girls have autism and always take things too far


11994d (1) No.4194>>4196

>>4190

kek

NOT HARD ENOUGH!


db7a9a (1) No.4196>>4197 >>4198 >>4201

>>4191

>>4192

>>4193

>>4194

it's not nice lads, also please don't raid them


5c6f99 (1) No.4197

>>4196

But you love raiding, lass. Is this reverse psychology?


53c87c (1) No.4198>>4200

>>4196

Is it really raiding if it's a board I was posting on for yonks before coming here?


77e363 (1) No.4199

>>4195

ha she spat it out


65d7f3 (1) No.4200>>4202 >>4203

>>4198

>Is letting my dog shit on the lawn outside my old house okay because it was mine once?


db53b5 (1) No.4201>>4206

>>4195

idk, there was some anti-German feeling that was definitely growing. It definitely grew a lot during the wars though, but a lot is to do with other stuff as well, like football

>>4196

>giving them UIDs

I would never do that tbh


21653e (1) No.4202

>>4200

Not really sure how that analogy is supposed to work in the context of message boards lad but alright


966710 (1) No.4203>>4213

>>4200

no he's right, not everyone here has cut ties to /brit/


043abf (1) No.4204>>4205

File (hide): 10bf0d17b503561⋯.gif (505.18 KB, 500x283, 500:283, reeeee.gif) (h) (u)

>ywn turn SA into a little anime girl and squeeze her bum


ca55e9 (1) No.4205>>4209

File (hide): dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1488487226634.png) (h) (u)

>>4204

I'm sure we'll have the technology one day


62fdb0 (1) No.4206>>4213

>>4201

Ironically they were one of our strongest allies before that smh


5d455e (1) No.4208

Theatricality and deception are powerful tools to the uninitiated. But we are initiated.

BATMAN


8f8092 (1) No.4209>>4212 >>4223

>>4205

Will you do a drawing of us doing that to her lad?


550752 (1) No.4210

*can't stop visiting ex's facebook page*

Should i talk to her lads? Wouldn't mind seeing her boobies again tbh


d8f4f8 (1) No.4211

File (hide): 6fcd784950c0d8a⋯.jpg (9.95 KB, 480x216, 20:9, Obi-Wan-2.jpg) (h) (u)

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY SHEEV NOT JOIN HIM

BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS


ff8b21 (1) No.4212>>4214 >>4223

>>4209

What, you want him to draw trapification porn? smh lad


4acfd7 (1) No.4213>>4215 >>4218

>>4203

You will have to choose eventually. Is your loyalty to me or to the Mad King SA?

>>4206

Not really tbh, we flipped between Austria and Prussia depending on the situation. We did get on well with the Austrian when we were allied though, not so much the Prussians.


4cd7f0 (1) No.4214

File (hide): fd3e2bbb8671aac⋯.png (142.32 KB, 1591x1906, 1591:1906, WOW dragon.png) (h) (u)

>>4212

Not porn!

something like this


433591 (1) No.4215>>4219 >>4220

>>4213

>You will have to choose eventually. Is your loyalty to me or to the Mad King SA?

>making her choose

LAD


8bcd42 (1) No.4216

Receives the golden apple of Paris


ae8462 (1) No.4217

I want a board to larp as if it was a fallout game tbh lads.


2a0453 (1) No.4218>>4225

>>4213

You of course lad, I was never loyal to any of the mods there (Helms only maybe) but I wouldn't want to hurt them. But it's just jokes anyway.


f1dd91 (1) No.4219>>4222 >>4223

File (hide): d9a3bae3a4bee19⋯.png (227.17 KB, 499x499, 1:1, hertspepe.png) (h) (u)

>>4215

Dual citizenship is frowned upon here, lad.


2d5511 (1) No.4220>>4223 >>4225

File (hide): 76012ac1adabd51⋯.jpg (164.68 KB, 555x375, 37:25, smug5.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4215

Are you not loyal to the lord of House Herts lad?


5a7e47 (1) No.4222>>4225

>>4219

What about my quad-citizenship? Is that groovy?


4b2561 (1) No.4223>>4227

File (hide): 22a0b4ebd0eeb78⋯.jpg (211.25 KB, 580x600, 29:30, 13976525.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4209

>>4212

That's capitalism, lads and lasses I'm only supplying the market.

>>4219

>>4220

I can't be trusted, lad and lass


1ec465 (1) No.4224>>4228 >>4229 >>4236

File (hide): b93321d4f2d5769⋯.jpg (81.83 KB, 640x640, 1:1, C6sWAg8V0AAfy5D.jpg) (h) (u)

Did you guys know that for hundreds of years the British army was rented out to other countries regularly? Not just that but a huge proportion of the British army during the Napoleonic times and that whole period of muskets and shit, wasn't even British, but other regiments from other countrys armies acting as mercenaries. A duke or whatever would have a regiment and hire it out to other countries. Everyone did it in Europe and it was common. I can't remember the exact numbers but I was quite shocked when I found out and the scale of it was huge. IIRC at one point most people in the "British" army wouldn't have even had English as a first language..

We've always been CIVIC and multicultural tbh.

Time to blanda up.


2d1bbf (1) No.4225>>4240

File (hide): 92931532a37608d⋯.png (847.96 KB, 736x552, 4:3, hetsmfw.png) (h) (u)

>>4218

Based lass tbh

>>4220

This makes me want to play a version of CK2 where you can play as your online persona and take over 8chan boards and install yourself BO/mod tbh

>>4222

>quad-citizenship

wew lad


a0c4bc (1) No.4227>>4233

File (hide): 676480c8493a6fd⋯.jpg (19.78 KB, 500x282, 250:141, ah haaa.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4223

Make him like Mayishaii tbh


c929e6 (1) No.4228

>>4224

We supplied druidic mercenaries for the romans way back when, so yeah fuck it lets mate with gorillas.


b18ab6 (1) No.4229>>4230 >>4231

>>4224

I knew advertising civic nationalism would attract wog porn eventually.


64e059 (1) No.4230>>4232 >>4234 >>4238 >>4239 >>4240

>>4229

m8 listen

I know most black girls are ugly but don't lie and say that the girl I posted isn't fucking sexy as hell. Come on lad. She's probably part white anyway tbh the attractive ones usually are.

Instead of thinking of it as racemixing, think of it as reclaiming the white genetics in her and uplifting her out of the darkness.


e77781 (1) No.4231

>>4229

nah it's always been like this lass

ahhh *slap slap slap*

take this and this ahhhhhh

run mummy help emeeeeeeeee


03574c (1) No.4232>>4235

File (hide): abd2d375b111d8b⋯.png (405.54 KB, 456x443, 456:443, sad.png) (h) (u)

>>4230

wtf lad she's hideous


431970 (1) No.4233

>>4227

Going to be a while until I do something like that, lad


fc3d52 (1) No.4234

>>4230

I don't see it. I'm thankfully turned off by xenos


a870db (1) No.4235

>>4232

I disagree tbh

I wouldn't have kids with one, but I'd like to sex some black girls tbh


289a94 (1) No.4236>>4241

>>4224

Did you know that black people's bones bend in the legs and that their skulls slump at the shoulders as opposed to at the neck as with the other races of men? Did you know that even a drop of negro blood in a person will show itself at the scalp? Did you know that they have serious eye problems by the age of thirty? Did you know they are a race unworthy of even beasts?


ee16b8 (1) No.4238>>4241

>>4230

tbh I have never found other races to be attractive. Even Latinas never did it for me. It's unnatural to mix, and only propaganda can make you feel otherwise tbh


923474 (1) No.4239>>4241

>>4230

She's disgusting and one can never stamp out the stain of the negro in a mixling


aa4046 (1) No.4240>>4241

>>4225

*hides 5th citizenship application form*

>>4230

>part white

She has a bean head lad.

>uplifting her from darkness

Thats stretching the metaphor lad.


0873e2 (1) No.4241>>4242 >>4244 >>4275


703986 (1) No.4242>>4247

>>4241

You're right

None of that here, lads.


88aa73 (1) No.4243>>4246

File (hide): af0404635cefea4⋯.png (598.77 KB, 1111x1887, 1111:1887, an hero.png) (h) (u)

>>4177

>tfw get more upset over this than the death of a close family member

Kys.


dd1f4c (1) No.4244

>>4241

Ill have you know I have a bachelors degree in Phrenology, and I can assure you she dindu nuffin.


a44d90 (1) No.4245

I have always been attracted to east and south east asian women tbh.

I grew up around black girls but never really found them that attractive tbh.


098e0d (1) No.4246

>>4243

What do you mean, lamb?


5eacfb (1) No.4247>>4249 >>4250 >>4251 >>4252

File (hide): 0727818043abb49⋯.jpg (260.64 KB, 660x700, 33:35, frustration.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4242

But I'm an ethnic nationalist as far as being an anglo-celtic-scandinavian mutt allows me.


3a26a0 (1) No.4249>>4255

>>4247

Cute Nazi girls allowed tbf.


3f4051 (1) No.4250>>4255

>>4247

All of them have been close by and interacted with us throughout history, lass. It's not the same as civic.


827a13 (1) No.4251

>>4247

Thinking about it you just have blood that's native to our land tbh


2481a0 (1) No.4252>>4254 >>4255 >>4258

File (hide): 779e91fb1c08168⋯.jpg (358.42 KB, 2400x1618, 1200:809, larper.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4247

Just be White tbh


08c880 (1) No.4253

File (hide): 78ac19adce94954⋯.png (2.14 MB, 1819x802, 1819:802, 126544576.png) (h) (u)

>Anakin is in the darkness

>Obi-Wan is in the light

This is the last time they spoke as friends.


5949f3 (1) No.4254

File (hide): 12ada00003087f3⋯.png (197.33 KB, 462x529, 462:529, hug.png) (h) (u)

>>4252

KAWOOOO


a2af2b (1) No.4255>>4261

File (hide): cb31a166cf00ab6⋯.jpg (82.1 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, 1429411962578.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4249

Tbh.

>>4250

I hope you're right lad, it feels degrading.

>>4252

Hail Trump, hail our people.


dbb92b (1) No.4258

>>4252

Richard Spencer has all the mannerisms of a girl.


ffd5b3 (1) No.4259>>4260

File (hide): 0465dc12fa924aa⋯.png (7.61 KB, 714x75, 238:25, announcement.png) (h) (u)

I have added an updated announcement!


35bce5 (1) No.4260>>4263

>>4259

/nbp/ is dead tbh

Barbosa deleted the mod info or something and is gone now.


ba6da8 (1) No.4261

>>4256

I can't handle anything competitive smh

>>4255

Don't worry, lass, you'd fit right in barefoot in a wheat field


bfdbc9 (1) No.4263

>>4260

I know lad, it's a joke.


f26e11 (1) No.4265>>4269 >>4272

File (hide): 97aa03fa512fafa⋯.jpg (184.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, golden one2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>>/newbritpolitics/9322

Barbosa lies slain at our feet.


95be02 (1) No.4266>>4268

>>4262

I think I remember that. DIdn't I just give up or something?


67b3a4 (1) No.4268>>4271

File: 0c1194eb3caa467⋯.webm (512.76 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, autism rates bought docum….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>4266

How was the therapy lad?


e8c637 (1) No.4269>>4273 >>4274 >>4280

>>4265

I will not celebrate. Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.

Hail the glorious dead, no matter which side they lay on.


c4bd18 (1) No.4271>>4276 >>4299

>>4268

As expected, lad. Sad pathetic people being sad and pathetic. I forgot to clarify it was group therapy. Hope it gets better as I get more used to the group.


db3272 (1) No.4272>>4274

File (hide): cdb70ca78dd4ca1⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 310x446, 155:223, kanker.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4265

this board was probably more successful than you had imagined lad


d18e17 (1) No.4273

>>4269

…So I can have his shoes?


cd87a6 (1) No.4274>>4277 >>4280

>>4269

You are an honourable man tbh

>>4272

I feel quite good about it all tbh, I was only expecting me, Pembs and 22st plus the occasional visitor at first. Instead we've got the /politics/ lot plus disaffected /brit/ posters too. It's good company.


bd109f (1) No.4275

>>4241

I cannot stand niggers tbh


3e51d6 (1) No.4276>>4279

>>4271

Did you feel more normal than the others lad?


a81618 (1) No.4277>>4284 >>4286

>>4274

Dont forget me lad, old 4 passports. Im normally in Druid/pol/, but this board is so fascinating I cant look away. Brilliant work lad.


fbf235 (1) No.4278>>4281 >>4282 >>4286 >>4306

File (hide): dccfeb22bf18637⋯.jpg (322.43 KB, 1360x1183, 1360:1183, 1469726867733.jpg) (h) (u)

Men on both sides of my family were bomber crew in WW2.


2007ac (1) No.4279>>4288 >>4299

>>4276

No. I might be viewed that way though because I'm a good boy who try to hold eye contact and act interesting and laugh at people's unfunny jokes to break the silence smh. I'm the only lad there


e9fbea (1) No.4280

>>4269

rip remain tbh

>>4274

It was a good decision and I hope it lasts for as long as 8chan will go.


316c18 (1) No.4281

>>4278

Wew. Do it again, lass


3d9df7 (1) No.4282>>4292

>>4278

Chairforce reporting in I see.


b927fe (1) No.4284>>4287 >>4291

>>4277

what general is the fourth?


e21c95 (1) No.4285>>4289

>>4283

>You have a good chance here lad

even if I maybe find one of them attractive which makes me really uncomfortable for some reason they're all neurotic crazies like myself. Not worth it, lad


694944 (1) No.4286>>4297

>>4277

Thanks lad. But what are the other boards?

>>4278

I am pleased.


76e42f (1) No.4287>>4294

>>4284

4chan brit/pol/. The mods put black dicks and shit all over the board and permitted interracial porn to be posted everywhere so everyone left for 8ch.net


be4cd2 (1) No.4288>>4298 >>4325

>>4279

wew. It's good training for you to get good in conversation around women.


a6b537 (1) No.4289

>>4285

you're not there to pull lad


86fa04 (1) No.4291>>4300

>>4284

leftypol, its for my Duke of Edinburgh award tbh - I have to help spoonfeed some disabled adults :^)


afbc60 (1) No.4292>>4301

File (hide): e66b4add039cf38⋯.jpg (64.52 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 1408779240824.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4282

No lad, they both saw action over Germany. My great uncle got shot down during a raid but my grand dad survived the duration of the war but died when I was two years old.


3a1a70 (1) No.4293>>4295 >>4296 >>4307

Millionaire donor Arron Banks plans UKIP 2.0 after 'suspension'

http://news.sky.com/story/millionaire-donor-arron-banks-plans-ukip-20-after-suspension-10801659

>Arron Banks, UKIP's largest donor, has said he will start a new political movement after being suspended by the party.

>He said his UKIP membership had lapsed and he was told he would not be allowed to reapply until an appearance before the party's executive committee.

This has been posted already on /brit/ but it's big news. All hail National Socialist Arron Banks tbh


0d9e2e (1) No.4294

>>4287

Ah right. Forgot it still existed.


ebffce (1) No.4295>>4304

>>4293

UKIP is a joke at this point tbh goddamn wasted potential.


beb24f (1) No.4296>>4304

>>4293

I don't trust him tbh but I'll wait until he presents his plans first.


50f5ea (1) No.4297

>>4286

pol, brit, newbrit & leftypol. Im trying to ration my backslash use, please add your own slashes as required.


ff1190 (1) No.4298>>4300

File (hide): 3358d79d3f58d03⋯.png (17.04 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 36524330.png) (h) (u)

>>4288

What did she mean by this? I treat you lasses just fine, no?

>>4290

Daftie is right I guess. They weren't really talkative though, which I guess is understandable. I'm not talkative either smh


cfbe58 (1) No.4299>>4302

File (hide): 5b28f5f847f512a⋯.jpg (12.91 KB, 600x570, 20:19, 1469253595073.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4271

Be careful stereotyping like this lad. You're a part of their group now and thus self-identify with the collective. By association you are then sad and pathetic.

you're not tbh but still

>>4279

Yum tbh.


fbf198 (1) No.4300>>4302 >>4303 >>4305 >>4307

>>4291

well that's not a brit/pol/ board so I see no wrong here. I post on /leftypol/, /bane/, /pol/, /tv/ and /co/. And occasionally on dvach's and Krautchan's boards.

>>4298

I mean face to face


ca4e68 (1) No.4301

>>4292

>both saw action over germany

2 family members in the mile high club? Impressive tbh Im trying to make light of it, please dont be offended lad


31c604 (1) No.4302>>4306 >>4309

>>4299

>you are then sad and pathetic.

I was hinting at that, lad. That's why we go there. To get less sad and pathetic smh

>>4300

>I mean face to face

Yeah you're right


055cca (1) No.4303>>4344

>>4300

>I post on /leftypol/

For what purpose


825269 (1) No.4304>>4320

>>4295

I held out hope that Nuttall would see sense but it's not happening. Best just to start afresh tbh

>>4296

I'm cautious of him and Raheem being chummy but he's anti-Tory whihc is a good sign. Nige should hopefully go along with it as well.


5d7e89 (1) No.4305>>4344

File (hide): 76eb7a8c35ed1ac⋯.png (715.74 KB, 1364x2724, 341:681, bane.png) (h) (u)

>>4300

>/bane/

I love that board tbh


6da682 (1) No.4306>>4308 >>4311

>>4283

>>4278

My Granduncle was a co-pilot on a bomber, his plane got shot down over France and he probably died smh.

>>4302

Group therapy is probably mostly women tbh, depressed men don't like company tbh.


c933e4 (1) No.4307>>4320

File: df1ffa7e8ba61cf⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DIRTY DOGS.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>4293

Local Action party when?

>>4300

>/tv/

wew dont tell them you're an underage girl


77ab5c (1) No.4308>>4315

>>4306

>Group therapy is probably mostly women tbh, depressed men don't like company tbh.

I'm just trying to get better, lad. I don't really want to be there smh


32a032 (1) No.4309>>4312

>>4302

Ah, so it's a manic depressives support group or something?

Doubt you'll be able to compete when telling your story if you're faced with lasses that had stillborn births or are infertile.


41b9ef (1) No.4311>>4315

>>4306

>My Granduncle was a co-pilot on a bomber, his plane got shot down over France and he probably died smh.

iktf lad, my granduncle was shot down in a Lancaster bomber over the channel by some dirty Krauts in '41. My grandad never forgave the Krauts for that. Might be why my own hatred comes from tbh.


d41993 (1) No.4312>>4323 >>4324 >>4329

File (hide): 318de05752f7ed4⋯.jpg (19.22 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Skull_eyes.jpg) (h) (u)

>ywn have based NA eyes

>>4309

It's not really about depression. It's about functioning in society.


bba0d3 (1) No.4313

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SKELLINGTON: Populism and Nativism Have Already Won This Generation: You'll See What I Mean


87c415 (1) No.4314

But about the dead, I’d never grudge their burning.

No holding back for the bodies of the fallen:

once they are gone, let fire soothe them quickly.


0d04e9 (1) No.4315>>4317 >>4318

>>4308

implicitly you like it tbh lad

>>4311

Hmm, my Grandad divorced my grandmother and married a german lass and moved to Munich about 30 years after the war


7e90e3 (1) No.4317>>4319 >>4326

File (hide): 41bfd0d8351d972⋯.png (74.71 KB, 300x100, 3:1, rsz_newbrit8.png) (h) (u)

I added this banner, couldn't help myself smh

>>4315

wew, that's a bit disrespectful tbh


9c1f08 (1) No.4318>>4334

>>4316

Kind of. My doctor told me to go

>>4315

>implicitly you like it tbh lad

Why do you say that, lad?


a3fe51 (1) No.4319>>4336

>>4317

Shouldn't it be jerry?


dee4ac (1) No.4320>>4336

File (hide): f9fe37bf74f5b42⋯.jpg (669.36 KB, 723x1023, 241:341, 1453975627207-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4304

>Nige should hopefully go along with it as well.

Hopefully, yeah. They need most of UKIP to follow him too for this to pay off. It would be a disaster to have two populist parties fighting each other.

>>4307

Praying for a non-daft BNP tbh.


62c71d (1) No.4323>>4330

>>4312

I'm trying to imagine this support group lad, just tell us what type it is tbh.

spergs or normalfags that couldn't integrate with contemporary culture?


046c7e (1) No.4324>>4327 >>4330

>>4312

so a confidence buiilding course? Ive been on a couple didnt really help me tbh


33b01d (1) No.4325

>>4288

Women and children bear the same brain capacity as the negro and share many topological features lol


fc3dce (1) No.4326>>4336

>>4317

make the text black lad, its hard to read

:^)


1361d4 (1) No.4327

>>4324

not trying to discourage you btw maybe yours will be better.


84b902 (1) No.4328

Also, anprim radio went without a hiccup, for the most part tbh, little shoutout once I'm an established regular ykno what I'm saying?


c02d8b (1) No.4329

>>4312

how did you get on it and what kind of things does it cover?

like how to use the bus or get on a train? i cant do that stuff


2e785d (1) No.4330>>4338

>>4324

yeah something like that

>>4323

>spergs or normalfags that couldn't integrate with contemporary culture?

Don't really know them yet

going for my daily moral walk. Laters lads and lasses


d02d5b (1) No.4332

The negro brain is more darker and smokey in complexion and contains brown spots absent in that of the European. LOL!!


8c5f64 (1) No.4333>>4335

No man, against my fate, sends me to Hades'

And as for fate, I'm sure no man escapes it,

Neither a good nor bad man, once he's born.


af96fd (1) No.4334

>>4318

I don't know lad, forgive me. You're a brave soul, tbf.


40c1e4 (1) No.4335>>4343

>>4333

hullo! Do you like MEEEEEMEEEES!?


95f60c (1) No.4336

>>4319

It's Kraut in this instance.

>>4320

If UKIP turns into cuckservative trash then it won't be populist and the new party will pick up the votes.

>>4326

I tried it, it's harder to read that way tbh


4d0daa (1) No.4337>>4340 >>4341 >>4342

just joined the NF lads kek


d1431d (1) No.4338

File (hide): 93900f992e6803b⋯.jpg (111.99 KB, 1023x986, 1023:986, 43754e53bb9b87e18e9abb14a8….jpg) (h) (u)

>>4330

A confidence building course? What shite.

Have a refreshing walk lad.


ca4906 (1) No.4339

Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now the wind scatters the old leaves across the earth, now the living timber bursts with the new buds and spring comes round again. And so with men: as one generation comes to life, another dies away.


4ff648 (1) No.4340>>4349

>>4337

Northern Faggots?


a6e398 (1) No.4341>>4349

>>4337

Nine Fingers?

the yakuza?


be918d (1) No.4342>>4345 >>4350

>>4337

top banter lad, just joined liberty GB


c4b920 (1) No.4343

File (hide): fb1efe70575f177⋯.jpg (357.31 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mzfexXy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4335

GLORIOUS memis, yes


1337fc (1) No.4344>>4348 >>4351

>>4303

it's less cancer than /pol/ and it's funny tbh. I get to read about politics and trigger pinkos but I mostly lurk anyway

>>4305

same lad, it was my first board I stayed on.


1da28e (1) No.4345>>4346

>>4342

Buckby always looked like a gay to me tbh

His mannerisms are those of a gay


2fc12d (1) No.4346

>>4345

*bucky voice*

I've been found out


578942 (1) No.4347

File: b083c2d79f6fbc9⋯.webm (7.69 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Roman Chest Session and G….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Reminder to take the GOLDEN PILL™ and be glorious.


641161 (1) No.4348

>>4344

Pretty much this. Also I try and out-marx them if possible.


98f91e (1) No.4349

>>4340

>>4341

NATIONAL FRONT YOU DOOFUSSES! HAHAHAHAHA

50 YEARS OLD

COME TO LINCOLN FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY

RICHARD EDMUNDS WAS RIGHT!!!!!!


c9a2dd (1) No.4350

>>4342

Yo Jack lad how's it going?


9634d0 (1) No.4351>>4366 >>4388

>>4344

>less cancerous than /pol/

You realize 60% of the userbase is just /pol/yps LARPing as gommies, right?


23f4a3 (1) No.4352>>4358

YO!

YOU GUYS!!! I just found it this CRAAAAAAZY FACT!!!

The Negro brain stops growing earlier than in the European and is less voluminous!

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!


c85f1f (1) No.4354>>4360

File (hide): 865227855401b3a⋯.png (57.95 KB, 300x100, 3:1, rsz_1newbrit3_redone.png) (h) (u)

Redid this one since I didn't like the colour used on the other one tbh

>>4353

this tbh

/bane/ gets a pass though


d68d3d (1) No.4355

File (hide): 73186d69bbeee55⋯.jpg (63.24 KB, 600x310, 60:31, john-milius-rome.jpg) (h) (u)

Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though it hurts us, and beat down by constraint the anger that rises inside us.

Now I am making an end of my anger. It does not become me, unrelentingly to rage on


a1780e (1) No.4356

post /rarebuckbys/ for all your culturalist needs


63811b (1) No.4357>>4359 >>4362 >>4364 >>4366 >>4368

Slowly descending into madness lads


80ca9d (1) No.4358>>4361 >>4363

File (hide): 31228e3456d28d4⋯.jpg (74.97 KB, 468x825, 156:275, enochface.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4352

>tfw my politics teacher dismissed the Bell Curve as 'alt-right pseudoscience'


5e0963 (1) No.4359>>4365


b668aa (1) No.4360>>4368

I should take a bath

>>4353

>>4354

so are you lads banned from /brit/ forever or what?


f1f0d0 (1) No.4361>>4368

nofap was a mistake

I just want to kill and rape

I'm becoming a nigger

>>4358

Slap the rat and tell him to produce evidence to the contrary then point him to my home dog James Hunt and "On The Negro's Place in Nature" which i am currently reading tbh


8a548f (1) No.4362>>4369

>>4357

Same, lad. I've been losing it pretty badly for a while now.


c683ba (1) No.4363>>4368

>>4358

Also, ask him if races are a result of evolution or creation and then btfo him whichever his answer


1ccb18 (1) No.4364>>4369

>>4357

I actually am a little bit not being edgy smh


ee8b7a (1) No.4365

>>4359

eye ham off ended


48a037 (1) No.4366>>4372

>>4351

>only 60%

>>4357

>slowly

Dont go quietly into that good night lad. Get dragged out of Asda screaming, covered in poo with the tears of the horrified shoppers still echoing as they lock the padded cell door.


24c24c (1) No.4368>>4371

>>4357

Felt this way a bit too

>>4360

I'm in self-imposed exile but I'd get banned anyway.

>>4361

>>4363

He's nice though and I don't want to get on his bad side.

>"On The Negro's Place in Nature"

Best. Book name. Ever.


12c7fe (1) No.4369

>>4362

>>4364

This is the effect of our current state of affairs smh


ba211e (1) No.4370>>4375

File (hide): a0a9c8df542e709⋯.gif (5.12 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Bonfire_zpsedocgnqr.gif) (h) (u)

Moth and rust doth corrupt and thieves break through and steal.

Nothing matters except family. There will not always be an England or a white race. Nor a black race nor an Asian one. Everything will corrupt and decay. All of history is one lie after another and there is no truth to be found in any political ideology or history book.


effb09 (1) No.4371>>4373 >>4374 >>4376

>>4368

It builds on Darwin's work which basically says that the negro is an earlier evolutionary state of man closer to ape than most other races

Darwin's "Descent of Man" is also a good one. Only Leontics believe races are equal tbh


ca616a (1) No.4372

File (hide): f52e10d443e7178⋯.gif (588.23 KB, 716x620, 179:155, 40keks.gif) (h) (u)

>>4366

>Dont go quietly into that good night lad. Get dragged out of Asda screaming, covered in poo with the tears of the horrified shoppers still echoing as they lock the padded cell door.


013a0a (1) No.4373

>>4371

Best wordfilter tbh.


e1e2dd (1) No.4374

>>4371

>Leontics


9780de (1) No.4375>>4378

>>4370

*Waves at the waifu poster*


bc4f8a (1) No.4376

>>4371

Darwin is a good way to btfo people who believe in evolution and out of Africa, which is almost all of them. Thanks for the heads up tbh

>Only Leontics believe races are equal tbh

>wordfilter doing its work

kek


3c4622 (1) No.4378>>4381

>>4375

* Turns to look away as a single tear rolls down his cheek *


984446 (1) No.4379>>4382 >>4383 >>4385

File (hide): 98eebc5b1a28a77⋯.jpg (7.27 KB, 224x225, 224:225, sick1.jpg) (h) (u)

I want to talk with posters but my browser keeps crashing and my wi-fi keeps lagging


f53c76 (1) No.4380>>4385

Bored tbh, lads


0ed54b (1) No.4381>>4384

>>4378

*Frowns trying to work out why anons bum is leaking*


516f9c (1) No.4382

>>4379

Come live with me lass I have lots of internet and mummy can make us din dins and we can see England tbh


5eedfc (1) No.4383>>4388

>>4379

Hope you get it fixed tbh, Nige is on in a bit

Does discord still work?


635a60 (1) No.4384>>4385

>>4381

It's not leaking now I pood yesterday.


e69e4e (1) No.4385>>4387

>>4380

Could you arrange the spoons in your house by weight?

>>4379

Try turning it off and on again.

>>4384

Use more tissue next time lad.


c8b4ab (1) No.4387>>4396

>>4385

It's not that. I think I know what it is. I always wipe a lot and even wash my bumhole after I poo.

It's when I have a poo I haven't pood out yet. Either because I couldn't go or cba to go and held it. So having a poo up there + farting ends up in leakage.

Important to go as soon as you can when you have poo in there tbh


a34387 (1) No.4388>>4397

>>4351

They don't take themselves as serious there as on /pol/, which is one of nu/pol/s problems. Also isn't it a joy to tear apart their beloved board?

>>4383

fuck I forgot

both work now


61dac9 (1) No.4389>>4390 >>4392

File (hide): 2aa1b55cec49899⋯.png (102.06 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, MAZINGOLFER.png) (h) (u)

>tfw you realise you have a dynamic IP and can't be IP banned from anywhere

Lads…


ee26d8 (1) No.4390

>>4389

wish I had that, tbh


f9d7f9 (1) No.4391>>4395

The greatest proof that God does not exist is just how disgusting the human body actually is. If God existed we would not need to poo.


082470 (1) No.4392>>4398

>>4389

Time to shitpost not really


c795db (1) No.4394>>4399

>tfw used the hairdryer for 25 minutes


1fd293 (1) No.4395>>4401

>>4391

Alright lad, imagine you're God. How would you build the perfect human body?


0b656b (1) No.4396>>4401

>>4387

Can you send me stool samples from morning, noon and dusk? Sounds like you might be ded lad.

>washing your bumhole

Do you, like, put the crabs in a box first or just hose them down as well?


3dd75f (1) No.4397>>4400

File (hide): d1927040c60d437⋯.jpg (93.07 KB, 1200x797, 1200:797, 1472509537664.jpg) (h) (u)

I kind of miss being in my jerrycuck phase tbh

>>4388 (Heil'd tbh)

That's good news


d909e4 (1) No.4398

File (hide): 755b9e52b6d1c75⋯.jpg (27.85 KB, 640x480, 4:3, eat da flesh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4393

>>4392

I can take on any board, no mod can defeat me…

I have unlimited power…


9600c4 (1) No.4399>>4402

>>4394

To do what?


e3854c (1) No.4400>>4405

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4397

Same lad, I still go back to a bit of jerrycucking once in a while it's fun.


8a011a (1) No.4401>>4404 >>4407

>>4396

>put the crabs

Crabs?

>>4395

I don't know really. Not my job to figure it out I'm just the ideas guy.

A human body that didn't need to poo or pee tbh


933117 (1) No.4402


23627d (1) No.4404

>>4401

The genital-dwelling bitey mites.


aef27d (1) No.4405>>4412 >>4419

>>4400

I do the same, especially that video, I love that one. It's easy to see why it's still common in the nationalist community, it's just comfy. The Joepill is uncomfortable and forces you to face reality which is never pleasant.

>>4403

That's not too bad tbh, but I hope you want to keep the monarchy at least.

tbh I think the main difference between us is labels more than anything else


0ef215 (1) No.4407>>4408

>>4401

How would you get rid of bodily waste? The reason it's disgusting is so you don't shit where you eat and transmit parasites into your body.


a1f72c (1) No.4408>>4420

>>4407

Maybe like chickens do - with a hard outer shell to contain the pungency?


f4bb69 (1) No.4411>>4414 >>4416 >>4423

File (hide): 18e6ae7fa68fcc4⋯.jpg (130.46 KB, 1280x938, 640:469, 1472109328649.jpg) (h) (u)

ANNOUNCEMENT

The official greeting on this board shall from now on be 'Hail Herts' accompanied by a Roman Salute. Failure to comply will result in banning.


1bae47 (1) No.4412>>4415

>>4405

That video was like a moment of realisation tbh…

You're right about the Joe Pill in a way, but I think the opposite approach is valid. People that take James Mason seriously, whilst they're not terrorists are still doing stuff tbf. Should go sticker some places tbh.


85370c (1) No.4413

>>4409

Yeah you're alright lad, the real jerrycucks are the ones who want to replace all our traditions with ones that ape 1930s Germany.


309344 (1) No.4414>>4418 >>4422

File (hide): c6ff124b0a12071⋯.jpg (258.37 KB, 588x615, 196:205, (roman salutes).jpg) (h) (u)

>>4411

Hail Herts tbh.


3a8f30 (1) No.4415>>4424

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>4412

This is the one that did it for me

James Mason has his good points. It's a different approach which is fine. It's the type of people that are complete jerrycucks and who go out swearing at the public like NA that I have a problem with.


34fd1d (1) No.4416>>4422

>>4411

Hullo!


9bfc76 (1) No.4418>>4430

File (hide): b7bef1ea984c639⋯.png (354.43 KB, 928x861, 928:861, reach.png) (h) (u)


810b7f (1) No.4419>>4422

>>4405

People are only antipathetic to the Joepill which long predates Joe and is only "new" to /pol/ because people here are so young because they face the depressing realisation that being comfy =/= politics.


0e8704 (1) No.4420>>4428

>>4408

The pungency is important and would require an alien digestive system and behavioural pattern in men tbh


6da0ed (1) No.4422

>>4414

Impressive, you managed to find a reaction image for that. Good lad.

>>4416

I'll let you off tbh but I'm wordfiltering it

>>4417

Good lad

>>4419

Agree, it's not nice to take the Joepill and it's not edgy either so it puts people off.


aef0a1 (1) No.4423>>4426

File (hide): de02ef2ccc226d2⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 494x371, 494:371, Scarlet comfy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4411

*tests you authority*


a74423 (1) No.4424>>4429 >>4430

File (hide): 6448a8efaa3756d⋯.png (394.46 KB, 536x582, 268:291, ah waaaaaaaaaa.png) (h) (u)

>>4415

I don't want to get into politics again, it makes me unbelievably angry.


faaf14 (1) No.4426

>>4421

Yes tbh

>>4423

Don't want to do that lad…


85db41 (1) No.4428

>>4420

Think big lad - poop-egg recepticles in every bar stool, no more accidental follow throughs, Big Tissue crumbles under the decisive market loss, leaving only facial tissues and ugh "Freshening Wipes" *is violently ill into half empty pint glass*… It would be the land of the free tbh.


109ec8 (1) No.4429

>>4424

I'm just tired of it. I can't even be bothered to get angry, I'm just so frustrated by the constant lies, delaying, strawmanning, etc. that I can't stand it anymore. I don't know how Nige does it.


7d57af (1) No.4430>>4455

File (hide): 86c85ef8988ba2e⋯.png (488.69 KB, 1000x1124, 250:281, 1487484767695.png) (h) (u)

>>4418

Lad…

>>4424

Your anger makes you strong lad. Use it.


5f1347 (1) No.4431>>4432 >>4436

Hail Herts

Hail Herts

Hail Herts

Hail Herts


0c0c5e (1) No.4432

>>4431

noice, it works


501a9d (1) No.4435

Politics isn't even important.

>There are people who haven't transcended such worldly matters


88179c (1) No.4436>>4438

>>4431

Lad isn't that maybe a little bit overboard

Hail Herts

h.ello

Hail Herts

testing tbh


79ba3d (1) No.4438>>4439 >>4440

>>4436

I'll take it off if it gets too much but it's just for keks tbh


f2d186 (1) No.4439>>4449

File (hide): cc4c63b68c0aa62⋯.jpg (31.75 KB, 500x587, 500:587, a_930.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4438

I can hail you without that mein Führer


fffd08 (1) No.4440

>>4438

Hail Herts

Hail Hertsed

Hail Hertses

Hail Hertsing

Hail Hertss

pHail Hertsderm

pHail Hertsderms

pHail Hertsgen

pHail Hertsgens


e49400 (1) No.4441

these memory leaks are getting out of hand

seriously considering going back to google spyware


0754d3 (1) No.4443>>4448 >>4449

File (hide): 7ead3a76d02d8cc⋯.jpg (94.05 KB, 988x736, 247:184, C65buBVWYAIZNZe.jpg) (h) (u)


81c2e7 (1) No.4444

h


7a6747 (1) No.4447>>4449 >>4452

>>3883

Can somebody resize tHail Hertss to a flag size, I am utterly retarded tbh. I will pay you in 4 Hail Hertsgh quality photos of a knife covered in marmite?


a46141 (1) No.4448>>4458

>>4443

whats the matter lad?


f73227 (1) No.4449>>4454

File (hide): 98438bf107cb951⋯.jpg (56.53 KB, 468x552, 39:46, blairsMOS_468x552.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4439

I know you can lass. You're loyal. It's for the others tbh

>>4442

adding

>>4443

I love it, he cucks the Government repeatedly.

>>4445

nice

>>4447

Just realised I should probably take off the wordfilter.


af74b4 (1) No.4452

>>4447

tHail Hertss Hail Hertsgh tHail Hertsng Hail Hertss tHail Hertsn tHail Hertsnned tHail Hertsnning everytHail Hertsng notHail Hertsng pHail Hertsl


c8e4be (1) No.4454>>4458 >>4459

File (hide): 4b2b85423ea7c0f⋯.jpg (71.16 KB, 898x701, 898:701, fresh tonez 1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4449

the 6666 get will be Hail Hertss


c57888 (1) No.4455

File (hide): 119ad61da4b8874⋯.jpg (20.31 KB, 640x360, 16:9, tips hat.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4430

I know lad…


32dcf2 (1) No.4457>>4459

letter words beginning with hi:

hiate hicky hider hight hilly hilum hinau hiney hinge hinny hippo hippy hitch hives

6 letter words beginning with hi:

hiatus hiccup hickey hidden hiding hieing hiemal higdon higgle highly hijack hiller hillos hilted himple hinder hindus hipped hippie hirple hirtch hispid hissed hisses hither

7 letter words beginning with hi:

hibachi hickish hickory hidalgo hidders hideous hideout higgler highers highway hillock hilltop himatia himself hindgut hingers hipbone hipline hippest hipshot hipster hircine hirsels hirsles hirsute hirudin hissing histoid histone history histrio hitched hitless

8 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernal hibiscus hickeyes hidation hideaway hidrosis hielamen hierarch hieratic hierurgy highball highborn highbred highbrow highjack highland highline highness highroad hightail hightoby hijacker hilarity hillside hillsman himation hinctier hindmost hindward hipparch hippuses hiragana hireling hirlings hirpling histogen historic hitherto hittable

9 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernate hiddenite hidebound hierarchy hierodule hierogram hierology hifalutin highchair highflier highlight hilarious hillbilly himalayas hindbrain hindheads hindrance hindsight hintproof hiplength hipparion hippocras hippodame hircocerf hirrients hirseling hirselled hirsutism hirundine histamine histidine histogram histology historian historied historier historize hitchhike hitchiest hithering hitlerian

10 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernates hibiscuses hiccoughed hiddenites hierocracy hierolatry hierophant highbinder highflying hightailed highwayman himantopus hindermost hinterland hippiatric hippodrome hippogriff histiocyte histolysis histophyly historical histrionic hithermost hitherward

11 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernating hierarchise hierarchize hieroglyphs highbinding highfalutin hightailing hillwalkers hinderfully hindquarter hippiehoods hippocampus hippophiles hirudineans hispanicise hispidulous histaminase histiocytes histiocytic histoblasts histologist historiated historicism historicity historiette histrionics histrionism hithertills

12 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernaculum hieroglyphic hierographic hieroscopies highlighting hindquarters hinterlander hippiatrists hippodromist hippophagies hippophagist hippopotamus histiologies histogenesis histoplasmin historifying

13 letter words beginning with hi:

hieracosphinx hierarchizing hippalectryon hippophagists hispanicizing hispaniolizes histochemical historicising

14 letter words beginning with hi:

hibernizations hispaniolizing histochemistry histologically histolytically histopathology histoplasmoses histoplasmosis historiography historiometric


edca10 (1) No.4458

>>4448

just exited

>>4454

>h.i gets filtered

wew lad


4f250e (1) No.4459>>4461 >>4462 >>4463

>>4454

Claim it for me if I'm not here tbh, you're a good lass

>>4457

I'm sorry lad, I fixed it too quickly


e08374 (1) No.4461>>4465

>>4459

Its okay lad, please add the flag >>4460 has so kindly done for me as compensation and all will be forgiven


ecfebe (1) No.4462>>4465

>>4459

>for me

this reminds me, is it ok to draw you as Ed 7th on the next picture? just recently found out his birthday is on June 23rd btw

>I'm sorry lad, I fixed it too quickly

good, this was getting weird quickly


31146e (1) No.4463>>4464 >>4465

>>4459

You should keep

>hibernating

as

>Heil Hertsbernating

tbh lad.


5c6c1d (1) No.4464

>>4463

no one will bet this mem though


d5e9d6 (1) No.4465>>4468 >>4469

>>4461

Sure thing lad, it's West Sussex right?

>>4462

>Ed 7th

*Ed 8th

But yes, please do.

>just recently found out his birthday is on June 23rd btw

>tfw we made Brexit happen on his birthday

This is a good sign.

>>4463

I'll do especially for you.


ddf6b0 (1) No.4468>>4472

>>4465

>*Ed 8th

sorry yes

>>4466

this


6153c8 (1) No.4469>>4471

>>4465

Thanks lad, West Sussex is right, the flag is actually west and east combined, but I prefer its aesthetic to the plain blue one.


d2b9ce (1) No.4471>>4472

>>4469

Should I just call it Sussex then?


bc7105 (1) No.4472>>4473

>>4466

>>4468

Alright calm down girls jesus fucking christ.

>>4471

Up to you lad, its your board tbh. Yeah its more logical tbf


98b874 (1) No.4473

>>4472

Alright lad.


380517 (1) No.4475

File (hide): 27c84680383e855⋯.jpg (545.61 KB, 733x957, 733:957, 1436117375677.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4442

BASED


65cd8b (1) No.4476

Who wants to make the new thread?


24f557 (1) No.4477>>4481

>>4474

I like the Pembs flag more


e8b271 (1) No.4478

Mummy got me a new mattress.

Current one has holes in it and the springs sticking up out of it.

Can't wait tbh.


d4041d (1) No.4481

File (hide): d7725bdc808fee7⋯.png (15.49 KB, 467x453, 467:453, d77.png) (h) (u)

>>4477

This tbh, I already miss it


32e904 (1) No.4482

>>4480

Good lad. I like your trip btw


60eacf (1) No.4484>>4488

>>4483

Sorry lad, your RVNIC one is nice too, just grown attached to the Pembles flag tbh.


c8d2cb (1) No.4485

>>4474

Cheers lad.

Thanks for the flag lads


201d94 (1) No.4486>>4491 >>4493

>>4479

>>4480

I want to trip also tbh


3955aa (1) No.4487>>4488 >>4489 >>4490 >>4493

File (hide): e9af19074bd6576⋯.jpg (40.82 KB, 980x490, 2:1, Tim-Farron.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4483

Hi friends, I'm new here.

I've come to find out what /newbrit/ is all about.

I see you like posting badly drawn green frogs. Okay.

Also, word on /brit/ is that this guy Pembs is the infamous binposter that haunts the other /brit/pol. Is that true?


7b1adb (1) No.4488>>4491

File (hide): fdebf172e1a1599⋯.jpg (647.03 KB, 2872x2456, 359:307, sick4.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4484

This tbhlad, but do as you wish

>>4487

state your identity first humble anon


946dcd (1) No.4489

>>4487

he's also ttpw tbh


795e89 (1) No.4490>>4492

>>4487

You're the worst poster on /brit/ and I hope you get banned there sooner rather than later, tbh. This will be the first and last time I ever bully on /newbrit/


3e2147 (1) No.4491>>4496

>>4486

>>4488

YOU! here?

So you are trying out this new board too eh?

>state your identity first humble anon

I-I don't have an identity?


f2d867 (1) No.4492>>4495


8e8c6e (1) No.4493>>4496

File (hide): e4b17a8c4cdc45e⋯.jpg (907.36 KB, 4158x5134, 2079:2567, enochcolour.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4486

Don't do it lass, there's no need and you may end up regretting it.

>>4487

>word on /brit/ is that this guy Pembs is the infamous binposter that haunts the other /brit/pol. Is that true?

Most of them must know, and all of them ought to know, that that is not true. Wherever it is repeated, it is the repetition of a falsehood, conscious or not.


ee2291 (1) No.4495>>4498

>>4492

Legit fuck off binfaggot.


44281b (1) No.4496>>4504

>>4491

>trying

no lad this is by board now, it's faster and has better modding

>>4493

Yes I know but I'm basically a tripfag already.


6fcee3 (1) No.4497

File (hide): 2d0db5ac2c0ac2e⋯.jpg (184.42 KB, 999x999, 1:1, 1453708700907.jpg) (h) (u)

>>4479

>why did the japs never do a proper nazi anime? smh

They still have to dance around some legal restrictions even in Japan. That's why they stick to alternate history not-quite-nazi Germans when they want to glorify them.

For example this season we have Youjo Senki which is Jerrycuckery the Anime, but still plays it safe by using an alternate history Europe with WW1 trappings.


86d371 (1) No.4498>>4499 >>4502

>>4495

I'm not the binposter, I've heard on /brit/ that Pembs is the binposter.

Haven't you heard that too? I'm on a fact finding mission here.


6e2e6d (1) No.4499>>4501

>>4498

You post the exact same way every time you thick retard, leave Pembs alone and piss off


f5fbb6 (1) No.4501

>>4499

I've never posted here before, EVER!

You're probably the fucking binposter!


83addb (1) No.4502>>4507

>>4498

Didn't the spyposter get banned yesterday?


ba3b10 (1) No.4504

>>4496

Exactly, so there's no reason beyond attention seeking to put one on. Pembs did it for keks which is fine though.


c13952 (1) No.4507

>>4502

Who is spyposter?

>>4500

>don't make stuff up lad…

Honestly, that's something i heard on /brit/

>>4500




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