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5617d7 No.31821
You must always remember: life can be a challenege, life can seem impossible, it's never easy when so much is on the line. But you can make a difference, with courage you can set things right. A gift to dream and make dreams real is yours and mine.
Communications breakdown…
Putin — Who Once Honored Tillerson with Friendship Award — Won’t Meet with Secretary of State
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/10/putin-who-once-honored-tillerson-with-friendship-award-wont-meet-with-secretary-of-state/
The shoe is officially on the other foot…
Russia and Iran Warn U.S. ‘Crossed Red Lines by Attacking Syria’
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/10/russia-and-iran-warn-u-s-crossed-red-lines-by-attacking-syria/
Republicans abandoning border wall funding…
GOP Leaders Dropping Border Wall Funds, Says Report
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/04/10/gop-leaders-dropping-border-wall-funds-says-report/
Trump's Chief Weeaboo doesn't read the news…
Sean Spicer: Trump Doctrine Is ‘America’s First’ Not ‘Running Around the World’
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/10/sean-spicer-trump-doctrine-is-americas-first-not-running-around-the-world/
More UK government immigration figures turn out to be fudged…
Immigration Stats: Government Failed to Count Those Arriving On Night-Time Flights
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/office-national-statistics-not-including-night-arrivals-migrant-stats/
Sweden prioritizes muslim safety after muslim terror attack…
In Aftermath of Stockholm Attack, Swedish Security Service Vigilant For Right Wing Reprisals
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/swedish-authorities-fear-right-wing-reprisals-stockholm-terror-attack/
5617d7 No.31823
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5617d7 No.31827
>>31824
>>31825
What are you upset about lads?
5617d7 No.31829
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER TO CHEER US UP
>the girth of weapons
such a lewd lad
>>31827
Daftie said she'd leave yesterday for a long time. Here's to hoping it's a short time tbh
5617d7 No.31830
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>>31827
Daftie might not come back.
>>31828
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
5617d7 No.31831
tbh I left for a day when I was upset about Herts tbh. You just have to calm down sometimes tbh
forget if it was a whole day or not tbh
5617d7 No.31832
>>31829
>>31830
Oh no lads she's fine don't worry. Might be taking a short break in the near future but it's unrelated to board drama afaik.
5617d7 No.31833
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>>31829
w-wew
>Response to Thrand
Deja vu I've been in this place before
>>31832
hopefully smh
5617d7 No.31834
>>31833
I fucking love that video
>tfw Varg could defeat militarised police with rocks
>>31832
Oh. Good lad
5617d7 No.31836
China 'deploys 150,000 troops to North Korean BORDER amid fears of IMMINENT US strike'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/790386/North-Korea-Kim-Jong-un-Pyongyang-US-strike-fears-China-deploys-troops-to-border
>it's gonna happen folks, we're gonna have a big war
>it'll be the biggest, the best
>it'll be so expensive
>we'll all die
5617d7 No.31837
>>31834
>he will teach all his children how to be master rock throwers
>after the collapse his tribe will be unstoppable
>>31835
PETRIL
5617d7 No.31838
>>31837
That makes sense tbh. Varg has always been playing the long game
>>31836
Like people can fuck up and all, but he has to be planning something, right? You have to admit he was good at scheming during the campaign smh
5617d7 No.31839
>>31838
Y-yeah lads i-it's 1488d chess
5617d7 No.31840
>>31839
All I can do is hope, lad. smh
5617d7 No.31841
>>31836
It might be better for the Chinese if they overthrew Kim themselves and replaced him with a more capable military leader.
5617d7 No.31842
ppl who make your dog too excited and he jumps all over them nonstop so he has to be shut out, should fuck off and not come over but this fucking skanky auntie wont stop coming here and the dog is always shut out now its ridiculous and none of them care
better yet dog ownsers should not be stupid cunts and should put in the effort to learn about dogs and how to get them to behave, or not get one at all
5617d7 No.31843
By the way, remember to take the Golden Pill™.
5617d7 No.31844
>>31841
But that would invite foreign intervention. The Chinese simply want to keep the status quo since any change will destabilise the entire region.
5617d7 No.31845
im kind of hungry but also feel a bit nausiated
5617d7 No.31846
>>31842
>better yet dog ownsers should not be stupid cunts and should put in the effort to learn about dogs and how to get them to behave, or not get one at all
I wonder what % actually trains their dog. Sick of brother and his girlfriend telling me about how much their dog misbehaves when they won't even walk it or train it.
5617d7 No.31847
>>31845
Don't eat ice cream
5617d7 No.31848
>>31841
Wait. Is this the chess move?
5617d7 No.31849
>>31844
Kim's existence invites foreign intervention tbh, his dad and grandad were much better at maintaining regional peace without even trying. Whether he stays or goes, it seems like a lose-lose situation in the end.
>>31848
I don't know lad. It's the first thing that came to mind when I heard Chinese troops were massing on the Nork border.
5617d7 No.31850
>>31849
>I don't know lad. It's the first thing that came to mind when I heard Chinese troops were massing on the Nork border.
Drumpf is giving them an excuse to do this so it looks like they are coming to NK's aid but instead they're going to force regime change
5617d7 No.31851
>>31841
how dare you speak against Kim
5617d7 No.31852
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>>31851
Asians have to learn their place, lad.
5617d7 No.31853
Off for lunch lads
>>31849
I think North Korea is fucked in the long run anyway tbh, and Kim is clearly something of a loose cannon. Still, the Chinese won't risk regime change unless they're desperate.
5617d7 No.31856
>>31852
other Asians maybe… but Kim is the infallible leader of the universe and God in human form
>>31853
enjoy
>>31854
*sends female assassins to take you out in Malaysia*
5617d7 No.31857
>>31855
Based wholesome chink
>>31856
Is he personally holocausting someone there?
5617d7 No.31858
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this looks like so much funnnnnnnn
5617d7 No.31859
>>31858
Based civic couple witnessing it
Also that must be tiresome tbh.
5617d7 No.31861
>>31859
it's like wii fit but good
5617d7 No.31862
Was yesterday's Nige good?
5617d7 No.31863
>>31859
It's fun when you're light and lively. It was designed with the average-sized asian in mind tbh.
>>31862
It was blood-boiling lad, I stopped about twenty minutes in this time. Can't deal with people being bluepilled on Assad.
5617d7 No.31864
i think something like 60% are in favour of a war in syria
5617d7 No.31865
>>31863
>It's fun when you're light and lively. It was designed with the average-sized asian in mind tbh.
True. Perfect for are resident 5'55'7 Welshman
>It was blood-boiling lad, I stopped about twenty minutes in this time. Can't deal with people being bluepilled on Assad.
At least Nige didn't condone it, right?
>>31864
Where do you get that number?
5617d7 No.31866
>Pick up on the sarcasm smh
I swear SA is autistic tbh he seems to never be able to tell when something is a joke or ironic
5617d7 No.31867
>>31865
idk i just vaguely remember seeing 60 something a while back
5617d7 No.31868
>>31865
>Perfect for are resident 5'55'7 Welshman
laaddd thanks for the encouragement :^)
5617d7 No.31869
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fresh styx
The Glory of North Korean Agronomic Educational Films
5617d7 No.31870
>>31866
I guess it might not have been that easy to tell tbh. Maybe I looked like a crybaby smh
>>31868
I think you can get those for private use tbh. Do it, lad.
>that time I danced with a lass
>tfw was stiff and awkward the entire time and kind of hoverhanded but with my entire body
smh
5617d7 No.31871
we have nothing to eat at all we dont even have milk
5617d7 No.31872
oh wait we do have a freezer full of ice cream and lots of other sweeties though
DIE MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
5617d7 No.31873
>>31871
Nails and stache hair then.
>>31869
I don't understand civic, lad
>>31872
DON'T DO IT LAD
5617d7 No.31875
>>31874
it wasn't even that funny tbh
5617d7 No.31876
>>31875
I don't have twitter so I wouldn't know.
5617d7 No.31877
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5617d7 No.31878
>>31877
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
5617d7 No.31879
If nips mixed with the native ainu, does that make them a race of hapas? Is that also why they look more human than the others?
5617d7 No.31880
>>31879
tbh it's so far removed they might as well be a brand new ethnic group
5617d7 No.31881
5617d7 No.31883
>>31879
Japan is a long country tbh. Some look really huwhite, while others are very swarthy.
5617d7 No.31884
>>31883
bit like britain innit?
5617d7 No.31885
>>31884
Yeah. I am sure there are actually several ethnic groups in Japan. People just love islands I guess.
5617d7 No.31886
>>31881
Wew, if this actually happens then I can say I predicted it.
>>31884
In terms of how they developed their civilization, they are pretty similar to us tbh. I guess most island nations end up like this.
5617d7 No.31887
>>31870
>I think you can get those for private use tbh. Do it, lad.
I kinda want to but there's no room at my dads I'm so restricted here
>tfw was stiff and awkward the entire time and kind of hoverhanded but with my entire body
aww, maybe you can get some practice on DDR with me!
>>31872
this is a test of will
>>31879
are Ainu Aryan?
>>31881
how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
5617d7 No.31888
>>31886
Quick, screenshot your post before somebody deletes it
>>31887
>I kinda want to but there's no room at my dads I'm so restricted here
Really, lad? I think it's just a tiny mat you put on the floor
>how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
Wouldn't trust someone who threatens nuclear war, lad.
5617d7 No.31889
>>31887
>are Ainu Aryan?
They're supposedly caucasoid.
>how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
It's partly the papers sensationalizing it and partly the missile tests landing closer to Japan than usual. Either way Trump thinks it's a hot topic issue.
5617d7 No.31891
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5617d7 No.31892
>>31888
yeah I don't have a tv in my room and would have to have it in my brothers room and can't have it in the living room because dad is always in here
>Wouldn't trust someone who threatens nuclear war, lad.
he's being ironic lad
>>31889
The Japs really do seem whiter than any other Asian and adapted to the west so well they had a western style empire. maybe it's that part of them that likes to draw anime characters as white.
I guess so. why can't they just be gud boys.
5617d7 No.31893
Australian Wearing Cross Beaten By Muslim Gang Shouting ‘F*** Jesus!’
>Christians in Sydney, Australia, are being advised to hide their crosses after an Arabic-speaking gang shouting “F*** Jesus!” attacked a couple on a train while transport officers looked on from a “safe space” and did nothing.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
5617d7 No.31894
>>31892
>he's being ironic lad
Oh.
5617d7 No.31895
Immigration Stats: Government Failed to Count Those Arriving On Night-Time Flights
>The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has not been including night arrivals in its estimates of immigration to the UK, meaning that it could be far higher than officially claimed.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/office-national-statistics-not-including-night-arrivals-migrant-stats/
5617d7 No.31896
>>31892
They were gud boys in WWI tbf. That's one victory they have over Germany.
5617d7 No.31897
The coded language of the alt-right is helping to power its rise
>I emailed back, “What is an SJW?” The reply: “An SJW is a social justice warrior. In the press, this particular public predator tends to be big on PC [political correctness] virtue signaling but happy to smear others viciously with false accusations of sexism, racism, white nationalism, hate speech, etc.”
>Snowflake.This is no compliment, even if you like to think that you’re one of a kind. At best, it’s a derisive term for someone considered entitled,
>Libtard.“Lib” is for “liberal,” while “tard” is shorthand for “retard.”
>●Cuck.I heard this one while watching Bill Maher’s HBO show several weeks ago. One of his guests kept using it. It’s short for “cuckservative,” which is a word cocktail made up of equal parts “conservative” and “cuckold.” Urban Dictionary defines it as “a racial slur for a White person that is not loyal to White Supremacy”
>Masculinist.I’m an out and proud feminist, but I’d never heard of “masculinist.” According to Merriam-Webster, it’s “an advocate of male superiority or dominance” and is often used to promote traditional gender roles.
>Bottom line: It pays to increase your word power these days. There’s much more to alt-right coded language than meets the eye – or the ear.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-coded-language-of-the-alt-right-is-helping-to-power-its-rise/2017/04/07/5f269a82-1ba4-11e7-bcc2-7d1a0973e7b2_story.html
wew
5617d7 No.31898
Morning lads, how is everyone?
5617d7 No.31899
>>31895
This doesn't sound like it happened deliberately at all
5617d7 No.31900
>>31898
Morning, lad. Today is a day of rest after yesterday's drama tbh. Maybe you can cast some healing druid spells on the thread.
5617d7 No.31901
>use online time duration calculator to measure length of playlist
>load all the songs into VLC to double check
>4 minuets from the total length just disappears
what?
5617d7 No.31903
>Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
I am sure a Jew came this saying tbh
5617d7 No.31904
5617d7 No.31905
>>31898
morning. bit down in the dumps now after reading this >>31895
hope you're alright
5617d7 No.31906
>>31902
Not even a huwhite muslim. I don't want my kids to have brown eyes and arab names.
5617d7 No.31907
>>31904
*protests too much*
5617d7 No.31909
>>31906
>wanting your children to be discriminated against in the future Islamic Britain
smh
5617d7 No.31910
oh shit my uncle and cousins came around. 2 are new and I haven't met before. anxiety is bad but wish me luck ahhh
5617d7 No.31911
>>31910
ahhhhhhhhhh good luck, lad I am sure they will think you're cool
5617d7 No.31912
>>31910
I had to meet dozens of relatives I'd never seen before earlier this year so I know how you feel.
5617d7 No.31913
>>31912
>tfw you rarely meet half of your family so you once reintroduced yourself to someone you already met before
5617d7 No.31914
>>31913
Wew, I bet they thought you were funny lad.
5617d7 No.31915
>>31914
One of my mum's uncles. Just feel like they deserved more respect, but I have only seen them twice in my life tbh. He probably forgot immediately anyway. Just thought of it because of this family talk.
5617d7 No.31916
Such bullshit. We love to hold up these noble savages who stand up to the evil white man. And as always: It's not an argument.
White supremacist who says there’s no ‘Christian Isis’ gets a history lesson
>Qasim Rashid’s epic response to a white supremacist went viral (Picture: Facebook/Qasim Rashid)
>Some people have a very short memory.
>genocide of Native Americans,
>400 years of the slave trade, >Spanish Inquisition,
>Nazis,
>the KKK and
>Salem Witch Trials – to name a few.
>it appears a lot of people were grateful for the history recap after the post received more than 74,000 retweets.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/10/white-supremacist-who-says-theres-no-christian-isis-gets-a-history-lesson-6564699/
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5617d7 No.31917
>>31915
Don't worry lad, remember that it's good to have family.
5617d7 No.31919
>>31917
Yeah. Been meeting one side of my family regularly the last few months so I'm getting more comfortable around them tbh. Will be fun once my niece grows older.
>>31918
Actually looks like a lass there.
5617d7 No.31920
>>31821
>GOP Leaders Dropping Border Wall Funds, Says Report
STUMPED
5617d7 No.31921
>>31920
M-Mexico will pay for it, r-right? Hi lad
5617d7 No.31922
>>31916
>KKK are comparable to ISIS
wat
Who seriously believes this?
KKK did a couple thousand lynchings over a 50 year-odd period that were generally justified, while ISIS actually genocides anyone who isn't a Muslim and are responsible for multiple terror attacks, having killed more people in the last couple of years than the KKK ever did.
Just what the fuck
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5617d7 No.31923
>>31918
She's had some work done but it's still not enough.
5617d7 No.31926
>>31922
>Who seriously believes this?
It feels good to believe it, lad
5617d7 No.31927
>>31900
Smh hope so lad. Have a CheeseHenge for now.
I just magicked a new pair if jeans from Asda - I spilt battery acid on them and they melted, Ive just got a free exchange, kek.
>>31905
>not counting night flights
AHHHHHHHHHHH STOP BEING MONGOLOIDS FOR FUCKSAKE
5617d7 No.31928
>>31926
True tbh, we must BTFO the bigots
5617d7 No.31929
>>31921
Pryhnawn da, lad.
>>31916
There is a Christian ISIS though: The Vatican.
>mudslime misdirection is "epic"
>74,000 is "viral"
Real news here, lads.
5617d7 No.31930
>>31923
>had some work done
?
5617d7 No.31931
>>31863
>tfw average height and weight of a Japanese male
5617d7 No.31932
>>31881
I doubt that's what's happening. More likely that the Chinese are making a show of force in light of Trump's recklessness toward Syria.
5617d7 No.31933
5617d7 No.31934
>>31902
Islam is fucking vile. I put aside all my biases and predispositions before reading the Quran and came it with harsher opinions than I ever had having read it. It's bullshit.
5617d7 No.31935
>>31927
Cor Caws tbh
>tfw no-one would get a joke like this
5617d7 No.31936
Can't believe I know what Wessex poster looks like lmao
5617d7 No.31937
Did the lass finish her picture of us all?
5617d7 No.31938
*poos on the bully and squaks at him in Eagle*
5617d7 No.31939
5617d7 No.31940
>>31931
I'm sorry, lad
>>31932
We'll see, lad. She's made her bet.
5617d7 No.31941
>>31940
Hopefully are Kim will defeat the imperialist forces smh
5617d7 No.31942
>>31937
Not yet
>>31939
Not me, lad Are you an eagle now?
5617d7 No.31943
Would think you'd be a bird with horns tbh
5617d7 No.31944
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XD
>>31942
No not yet tbh
>>31943
If I was an Eagle i would perhaps retain my horns tbh
5617d7 No.31945
________ beginning to think I might be depressed tbh
5617d7 No.31946
>>31944
Apparently this kind of shit is popular on youtube.
5617d7 No.31947
>>31936
Not any more tbh, I went incognito and grew a fake beard out so's next time I shave it off the po po won't identify me
>tfw slacking and watching viz in the middle of the day
>>31946
It's the wierd creepy moneylaundering thing where it's vaguely sexual and marketed to retarded parents' children right
smh worse than Girlgames
5617d7 No.31948
>>31945
I'd be unhappy if I obsessed over these objectively perfect human specimens who would be for ever beyond my reach tbh You should have children and obsess over their wellbeing instead
5617d7 No.31949
>Tfw no one excited for my radio show like they used to be
5617d7 No.31950
>>31947
Wise decision tbh they've been cracking down on nationalist activists recently smh
5617d7 No.31951
>>31949
Would they fire you if you play Nork propaganda music?
5617d7 No.31952
>>31935
I dont get the joke
>>31949
I am lad.
>>31947
Alright lad.
5617d7 No.31953
>>31947
I always had a haircut and a shave before I did anything /naughty/ tbh
5617d7 No.31954
>>31949
Just not that interested in music, lad. Sorry
5617d7 No.31955
>>31951
Probably, no political statements allowed smh tbh
5617d7 No.31956
>>31953
Same except the opposite tbh
5617d7 No.31957
>>31949
is it one of them online ones? I'd listen to it.
>>31952
Not bad lad, gonna get to my relatives in Cornwall later about land and property, the ones who already live in a shed.
>>31953
>>31956
gotta look good for the mugshot tbh
never been done by actual police tbh, only PREVENT for having wrongthink badthoughts
>>31955
can't get away with skrewdriver then? smh
5617d7 No.31958
>>31948
I don't think that's why
5617d7 No.31959
>>31957
I think the bad words in skrewdriver alone would get me kicked off, never mind that it's screwdriver
5617d7 No.31960
>>31952
Stonehenge in Welsh is Cor Cawr and cheese is caws. Th-thanks for taking an interest.
5617d7 No.31961
>>31959
Forefather maybe? Not many naughty words there but they sing 'bout Engerlund and killing vikings and that
>when you search yidtube the first result is nigger bongo music or smth but everything else is actual Forefather
smh tbh blantant blackwashing
5617d7 No.31964
I hope you lads don't drink coffee tbh
5617d7 No.31965
>>31963
Eric's trying to depose his harlot jew sister.
He is making a sacrifice
5617d7 No.31966
>>31965
Kind of sounds like that doesn't it? But it also makes Drumpf look bad
5617d7 No.31967
>>31964
just about to drink some
womyn can fuck off
there is nothing men can do womyn wont be pissed off at and try to claim is sexist
that womyn against coffee thing isnt an isolated incident it is emblematic of womyns psychology it is an innate female behaviour to do this kind of shit
5617d7 No.31968
ridgeradio.co.uk like always lads
5617d7 No.31969
>>31967
Sexist tbh, bet you drink beer too
5617d7 No.31970
>>31969
beer is a load of shite tbh
5617d7 No.31971
5617d7 No.31972
tbh lads all alcohol is shit it's just social signalling to pretend you like it
>>31971
Why?
5617d7 No.31973
>>31972
A good beer tastes pretty good, and it's fairly refreshing after a long day of hard work.
5617d7 No.31974
>>31970
I also like Anglobeer.
5617d7 No.31975
>>31972
>social signalling
For you maybe lad. A nice pint of best after a day in the sun in unbeatable.
5617d7 No.31976
>>31971
Say my name on radio pls tbh
>>31973
It tastes like farts lass, it's literallyfermented grins smh
>>31974
smhtbhwf
5617d7 No.31977
>>31972
>tbh lads all alcohol is shit it's just social signalling to pretend you like it
Feel the same way tbh.
*signals that I don't like alcohol*
5617d7 No.31978
>>31975
Everyone I've ever met social signals about how much they like it. It's shit. A cold Orange juice in the sun is unbeatable. Liquid farts are gross smh
5617d7 No.31979
>>31968
Doug? The Youff Broadcast Club?
>>31970
>>31971
>>31972
>not genuinely enjoying your drinks
I'll drink it all lads, beer, cider, port, chilli…
No ragrets except this one time I threw up on my own tent and pissed off a 7 foot tall commie named meathead, good times.
>>31974
SUPPORT ARE BUSNESS'S
5617d7 No.31980
>>31977
Joins the alliance of good boiiz
5617d7 No.31982
>>31976
>>31975
>>31972
Is it still signalling if you drink on your own? or is that alcohilism?
5617d7 No.31983
>consuming coffee
>imbibing alcohol
>playing videogames
>perusing imageboards
smh how misogynistic can you be?
5617d7 No.31984
>>31979
Kek no, I've o my just started so my slot isn't on the site thankfully
5617d7 No.31985
>>31984
I'm on every Tuesday from 3-5 tbhh
5617d7 No.31986
>>31983
Two of those things are bad tbh, been thinking of going t-total for a while. Only reason to drink is plausable deniability for the banter that follows
5617d7 No.31987
I'm so awkward and uncomfortable around my older cousin and uncle that they are feeling uncomfortable as well. Can't think of anything to say and sitting there in silence while they talk. why can't I know how to converse with people. At least the kid cousins are friendly and nice. Escaped indoors for a bit to write this just needed to get away for a minute. It sucks my older cousIn used to be my best friend till he moved to the city and now I can't talk to him at all. Reeee sorry for typing this going back out now. Even uncle said to cousin that he's acting tense and that made me more tense knowing it's because of me. 😖
5617d7 No.31988
>>31985
wew lass you're posh tbh
5617d7 No.31989
>>31980
I think I was born into that alliance, lad
>>31986
>Only reason to drink is plausable deniability for the banter that follows
*takes one sip of alcohol to excuse beating up one of the lads*
5617d7 No.31990
>>31987
Just say "what about those niggers ay lads? Genocide them tbh lmao"
5617d7 No.31992
>>31972
I drink it because I like the taste. I don't do it for anyone else's benefit and I doubt anyone does that over the age of 20.
5617d7 No.31993
>>31990
>>31987
>let me tell you about the Jews.
5617d7 No.31994
Surrey Surrey smells of curry got to leave there in a hurry smh
5617d7 No.31995
>>31987
I know how you feel, lad. Can't really think of anything that helps smh
5617d7 No.31996
>>31988
Gotta throw them off the trail
5617d7 No.31997
>>31992
I must have weird taste buds then tbh because it tastes like shit to me hence my enjoyment of spirits smh though even that isn't as good as an ice cold pure orange juice or a coca cola tbh
5617d7 No.31998
>>31987
This is why alcohol was invented tbh lad
I went to my cousin's 21st, it was full of young ladies but they all stayed in a clique with their token numales so I spent 6 hours drinking.
>>31989
It works for muzzies, that excuse. Fucking jewdicial system.
>>31993
5617d7 No.31999
>>31993
>>31990
>it's an uncle begins to talk about climate change at the din dins table
Hope I live long enough to experience my political beliefs being mainstream tbh
5617d7 No.32000
*observes for pedestrians*
5617d7 No.32001
>>31999
>not subtly redpilling him against the third world scum shitting up the atmosphere with their developing nations
smh lad apply yourself
5617d7 No.32002
>>31999
>>32000
Sweet trips, lads
>>32001
I should tbh. I am comfortable doing it with my parents and siblings, but it would be awkward to sperg in a larger group tbh
5617d7 No.32003
>See Facebook post attacking short birds who want tall lads
>It's full of fit birds defending going with tall lads
I'm not angry at all tbh, don't want to form a manlet terrorist organisation lmao
5617d7 No.32004
>>31786
>even if Welshlad was a dick to me yesterday too.
Idk what the fuck I did to you tbh.
5617d7 No.32006
>>32003
Dolfuss was a manlet lad, one day, one day…
5617d7 No.32007
>>32006
So was that Greek lass ALexander the Great and don't forget ==BASED== Vegeta tbh
5617d7 No.32008
>>32007
BASED VEGETA tbh lad tbh
5617d7 No.32009
5617d7 No.32010
>>32009
>5ft2 is a manlet
Thats a midget though lad.
5617d7 No.32012
>>32011
Worst one so far, kek.
5617d7 No.32013
>>32011
*imports wife to make din dins for me*
5617d7 No.32014
5617d7 No.32016
5617d7 No.32017
I'm queer, tattooed and Muslim. Canada needs to get used to that.
>In the West, the "Muslimwoman" has one face, one color, one look: subservience.
>I have a stockpile of memories of those who have told me I can't be Muslim, I don't look Muslim, I'm not Muslim enough — nope, not me, I don't have that Muslim aura, the certain Muslim je ne sais quoi.
>It's odd that so many of us have fallen into the trap of judging a Muslim by what they wear, a bait taken by both Muslims and non-Muslims alike, which has only been a disservice to us as individuals.
http://www.cbc.ca/2017/i-m-queer-tattooed-and-muslim-canada-needs-to-get-used-to-that-1.4045585
5617d7 No.32018
5617d7 No.32019
>>32013
Is imperium a cure for NEETdom?
5617d7 No.32020
5617d7 No.32021
>>32020
Oh, actually it's more of an encouragement for NEETdom since they'd be a replacement mummy.
5617d7 No.32022
>>32021
Yeah. I suppose you'd have to somehow pay for her and you though so maybe you'd have to get a job. Unless the government is willing to pay. Being a NEET should be a human right tbh
5617d7 No.32023
>>32022
UNIVERSAL BASIC NEETCOME
5617d7 No.32024
>>32008
smh lad can't escape the news even on your radio show, I fucking hate listening to the ZOG
5617d7 No.32026
Who /hatesbirds/ here? Fucking lasses are pishing me off today tbh
5617d7 No.32028
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>>32026
The War of The Pink Flesh soon, my brother.
5617d7 No.32029
>>32024
Sorry lad, have to play it
5617d7 No.32030
IMPERIUM ANNOUNCEMENT.
Search Lissaray1
5617d7 No.32031
>>32027
Don't worry about it, lad
5617d7 No.32032
5617d7 No.32033
Maybe getting pregnant was a bad idea.
5617d7 No.32034
>>32033
Didn't realise I had based Hitler trips in my ID
5617d7 No.32038
>>32035
Hey,lad. Missed you. Have to go now though.
5617d7 No.32039
>>32037
hows it going lad
>>32038
Nice to know you missed me. Where you off too?
5617d7 No.32040
5617d7 No.32041
>>32039
>Where you off too?
quick visit to my brother. Later
5617d7 No.32042
5617d7 No.32043
>>32040
Hail Herts mystery lad
>>32041
later lad
5617d7 No.32044
>>32039
>hows it going lad
Alright lad, gunna have 3 cheeky chocolate bars then cooks some sausages later. How are you lad, and where were you yesterday?
>>32041
Later lad.
5617d7 No.32045
5617d7 No.32046
>>32044
>Alright lad, gunna have 3 cheeky chocolate bars then cooks some sausages later
ngl lad i ate a whole chocolate orange yesterday.
>How are you lad, and where were you yesterday?
im ok lad, i wasnt here yesterday because all this news is stressing me out so i thought i'd take a little break and play through persona 4 again. Speaking of News, has anything happened with syria since i left?
>>32045
oh, hi pembs. Whats good?
5617d7 No.32048
>>32046
Having a BBQ with my cousin from London tbh
5617d7 No.32049
what food should i write on my list for mummy to get for the two weeks i get the house to myself?
i got this
>tuna
>rice
>mixed vegetables
>baked beans
>eggs
>BIG soup
>bananas
>apples
>pasta
>tomatos
5617d7 No.32050
>>32048
sounds nice lad, what food did ya get?
5617d7 No.32051
5617d7 No.32052
>>32046
>ngl lad i ate a whole chocolate orange yesterday.
Cheeky tbh lad.
>im ok lad, i wasnt here yesterday because all this news is stressing me out so i thought i'd take a little break and play through persona 4 again.
Kek lad, people need a break sometimes tbh.
>Speaking of News, has anything happened with syria since i left?
Not really, other than Putin calling it a false flag, and saying there may be more false flags to come.
5617d7 No.32053
>>32051
what did you just say? ill make you into mince meat i sware on me mam
5617d7 No.32054
>>32049
Brown seeded bread.
Some meat.
5617d7 No.32055
>>32050
Had some sausages, pork chops, etc. Meat feast really
What you been up too lad?
5617d7 No.32056
>>32035
>QuentessentiallyBritish.jpg
Hail Hurts lad.
5617d7 No.32057
>>32055
>Had some sausages, pork chops, etc. Meat feast really
Very nice lad
>What you been up too lad?
not much lad, playing through Persona 4 again now
>>32056
Hail Hurts lad
5617d7 No.32058
>>32054
>brown seeded bread
WOT
WOTS THAT
I AINT GETTING THAT
5617d7 No.32059
>>32058
>not wanting brown seeded bread
I bet you eat the pre-sliced white bread from Tesco.
5617d7 No.32060
>>32059
no thats what mummy says
5617d7 No.32061
>>32059
>being this much of a bread supremacist
really, nigga?
5617d7 No.32062
>>32060
Why don't you want the brown seeded bread then lad?
>>32061
Bread ain't good for you lad so if you're going to eat any then you've gotta eat the best.
5617d7 No.32063
>>32057
Ah fair. Never played tbh
5617d7 No.32064
>>32059
This.
>>32060
Kek you're mum is a right mong.
5617d7 No.32065
>>32064
Kek, your mum is a right mong.
*
5617d7 No.32066
>>32062
im saying mummy wont get it because shell say >>32058
"brown seeded bread" sounds too specific shell freak out and get lazy and even if she did somehow manage to get it, next week shed get some different bread.
i got big into porridge a while back and it was fine a while but when we needed more she came back with several boxes of the golden syrup version which i didnt want shes a fucking tard she cant even get plain porridge and she constantly changes brand that she gets of different food items she cant just buy the same one
5617d7 No.32067
I think my eczema is triggered by anxiety for sure now 😂🔫
5617d7 No.32068
>>32066
You should go shopping with her so you can make sure she gets the right things tbh.
>>32067
Don't scratch it lad.
5617d7 No.32069
>>32068
>You should go shopping with her so you can make sure she gets the right things tbh.
yeah i did and she got the right things literally that one time then it all changed next week
5617d7 No.32070
>>32069
Then keep going with her.
5617d7 No.32071
>>32068
Doesn't matter if I do. Side of necks gone red and all around my mouth from just being with people for a couple of hours top wew. Anxiety is one thing but it actually showing physically, damn. Not that you want to hear this lmao. Posting makes me a bit confier than I would be
5617d7 No.32072
>>32071
>Not that you want to hear this lmao. Posting makes me a bit confier than I would be
no i like the updates. Its Pembs out in the field with only his wits to survive
5617d7 No.32073
>>32071
That sounds like a terrible curse lad, I feel for you. I'd be more worried about making you feel uncomfortable by talking about it.
5617d7 No.32074
>>32072
Top kek , bear grylls of social situations here lad
>>32073
Thanks smh. It does kinda suck but at least I could get two birds with one stone by fixing the anxiety eh.
based bathrooms I can post from tbh
5617d7 No.32075
>>32071
>>32074
Can't you take a break from them in the ambulance or something, lad? Sometimes I feel like I've socialised enough and then retreat to my room tbh
5617d7 No.32076
>>32074
*enters bathroom behind you and sniffs your bum while you wee*
5617d7 No.32077
>>32075
I'm kinda doing that now but upstairs instead. It's just he only comes to wales like a few weeks a year then goes back to London so I will have to force myself down but going down he'll look at me weird for looking like I have a weird rash ahhhh
>>32076
LAD!
5617d7 No.32078
>>32077
It's just rash, lad. You don't have to excuse it.
5617d7 No.32079
>>32078
I guess not. It just adds to feeling anxious
5617d7 No.32080
>>32077
*stabs your bum with my horns because you startled me*
5617d7 No.32081
>>32079
I understand, lad.
I BELIEVE IN YOU
*gives you a civic thumbs up*
5617d7 No.32083
>>32081
Egoraptor really let himself go.
5617d7 No.32084
did dafty upload her new OC yet?
>>32083
kek
5617d7 No.32085
>>32081
i fucking hate fat people holy shit
5617d7 No.32086
>>32083
He's just evolving into a form that no longer propels itself by legs but by gliding rolls of fat.
>>32085
>tfw American taxpayers pay for this
I doubt we're much better with out based NHS though
>>32084
No, lad. She's probably drawing it right now
5617d7 No.32087
>>32080
O-ouch Lets try having din dins first
>>32081
Wew. Thanks lad
5617d7 No.32088
Hi lads
>>32081
Is that you there lad?
>>32084
Nah she's drawing right now, just taking a break from 8chan until it's done I think.
5617d7 No.32089
>>32084
>>32087
oh right lads. Hail Hurts
5617d7 No.32090
5617d7 No.32091
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>>32087
Only if you tell me if this lass is old enough to be a waifu
5617d7 No.32092
>>32089
was partially for >>32088 (checked)
5617d7 No.32093
>>32085
>i fucking hate fat people holy shit
Wait, hol up
5617d7 No.32094
>>32093
Sorry lad, but all the fat people I've experienced in my life have been unpleasant
5617d7 No.32095
>>32093
>>32085
OOOOOOOH THERES GUNNA BE SOME MORE DRAMA
5617d7 No.32096
>>32088
Hail Herts
>88
Hail Hitler
>Is that you there lad?
Goal body, lad
5617d7 No.32097
>>32091
Looks safe from the thumbnail lad, on phone though
5617d7 No.32098
>>32093
Don't listen to them lad, big is beautiful.
5617d7 No.32099
>>32097
Thanks lass
*buys you cold ravioli*
5617d7 No.32100
>>32094
lad, wadda you doing…
5617d7 No.32101
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Green hoodie or red hoodie?
5617d7 No.32102
>>32093
Ban him lad. This is a place for body positivity.
5617d7 No.32103
>>32100
I'm not gonna mince my words on this subject.
5617d7 No.32104
>>32095
Don't worry, lad. I hate fat people too.
>>32094
I understand, lad. I'm trying to redeem myself tbh
>>32098
*writes "beautiful" on myself with marker all over my body but deep down I still don't believe it*
I guess it doesn't work on bigots, lass. I'll have to do it the hard way smh.
>>32102
But I like (You)s, lad.
5617d7 No.32105
>>32093
>>32094
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>32096
You mean you're fatter? kek
5617d7 No.32106
>>32105
>You mean you're fatter? kek
Top kek.
5617d7 No.32107
>>32103
Ok lad… btw good broadcast
>>32104
>Don't worry, lad. I hate fat people too.
you hate yourself?
5617d7 No.32108
>>32105
>implying there would be much of a fight
THE WEAK
5617d7 No.32109
Reeee I'm on 1% .. goodbye friends
5617d7 No.32110
>>32107
>you hate yourself?
5617d7 No.32111
>>32109
See you in the afterlife, lad
5617d7 No.32112
5617d7 No.32116
>>32113
>>32114
Top kek. Good lass and lad
That image makes it look like he's a very fast beachmaster going at incredible hihg speed
5617d7 No.32117
>>32115
VIVE LE ROI
DIEU SAUVE LE ROI DES BUMBUMS
tbh
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5617d7 No.32118
>>32117
>>32115
What's this French memmi?
5617d7 No.32119
5617d7 No.32120
>>32118
>>32117
Jadore le croissants, honhonhon
5617d7 No.32121
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>When you cuck the lanklet
>But will always be a swarthy pseudo celt
5617d7 No.32122
>>32118
>il n'est pas français
smh
>>32120
>les croissants
>pas les baguettes et le vin
5617d7 No.32123
>>32121
At least your horns makes you look taller, lad
5617d7 No.32124
>>32123
True tbh, otherwise girls would bully me smh
5617d7 No.32126
>>32116
That's a big beachmaster.
5617d7 No.32127
>>32122
I'm grateful for to the French immigrants that allows us to eat baguettes and snails but please integrate and speak English smh
5617d7 No.32128
>>32125
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5617d7 No.32129
>>32122
>le vin
>pas de cognac
Paysan!
5617d7 No.32130
>>32125
that just makes it look really awkward for them too kiss tbh
5617d7 No.32131
>>32129
C'est merde!
>pas du lit
5617d7 No.32133
>>32127
NON!
>>32129
Hors d'ici, Rosbif!
>>32130
>t. manlet
See pic related
5617d7 No.32134
>>32132
Just looks like yellow-shirt dude is closer to the camera than the checked-shirt chap.
5617d7 No.32135
>tfw just a small lass but slightly above average willy so I look like i have a monster willy sort of
5617d7 No.32137
5617d7 No.32138
>>32127
Thats pretty angry and nativist lad, smh. Who else would make the escargot?
5617d7 No.32139
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The chick in this is fucking delicious
5617d7 No.32140
>>32135
It doesn't work if somebody else is there for scale lad.
5617d7 No.32141
>>32138
Quelqu'un a dit escargots?
5617d7 No.32142
5617d7 No.32143
>tfw cucked a lass who was rather tall
5617d7 No.32144
>>32141
Oui, pour les débutants
5617d7 No.32145
>>32134
Here's a better angle.
5617d7 No.32146
>>32143
>mfw the eternal manlet
5617d7 No.32147
>>32143
>cucked a lass
This me_me is confusing me now
5617d7 No.32148
5617d7 No.32149
5617d7 No.32150
>>32126
That's a little elelass seal
>>32133
Speak a language we can all understand reee
5617d7 No.32151
>>32146
>he is already my height
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5617d7 No.32152
>>32150
smh soz lad
>>32151
kek
5617d7 No.32153
>>32150
That's a fresh beachmaster.
Saved.
5617d7 No.32154
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if i was little girl they would bully me for my height
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
5617d7 No.32157
>>32154
BIG LITTLE GIRLS
>>32156
*thanks you*
5617d7 No.32158
>>32157
She looks so funny. Her face is so tiny for that body. Truly a BIG LITTLE LASS
5617d7 No.32159
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AHAAHHAHAHAHH HOLY SHIT
HE'S GETTING THERE
SOON™
5617d7 No.32161
WHo /describedbyothersasrapey/ here?
5617d7 No.32162
>>32161
A lass said I was creepy once. Hurt tbh smh
Rapey is a bit extreme though, lad
5617d7 No.32163
5617d7 No.32164
>can't even drink because I have to drive early tomorrow morning
JUST
5617d7 No.32165
>>32162
One shouted at me for smacking her arse in a club seriously
5617d7 No.32166
tfw you fuck up nofap but are still confident
shaved my head tbh
5617d7 No.32167
>>32161
one time a girl said i was a creep and then bullied me along with her friends for a few weeks but eventually i got my revenge and now its all over mfw
>>32166
one fap isnt bad and wont ruin it just jump back on the wagon
every day of nofap is like taking a step forward and a fap is like going two steps back
the progress you made is not undone by one fap however giving in and saying "oh i did it once might as well again" is what will fuck your shit up
5617d7 No.32168
>>32165
Sucks, lad. Was probably a worthless slag anyway smh. Only those go to clubs tbh
never been to a club tbh
>>32166
>Nofap is so dishonourable you have to cut your topknot
You're taking it a bit seriously, lad
5617d7 No.32169
5617d7 No.32170
>>32168
>>Nofap is so dishonourable you have to cut your topknot
He should have committed seppuku because of how dishonourable it was.
5617d7 No.32172
>>32167
wew lad how did you exact vengeance?
>>32168
It was my first time and last
Was shit because I don't like that sort of music and you can't dance to it tbh
5617d7 No.32173
>>32168
i had hair about 7-8 inches long but felt like I was magically warped into it, without watching it grow, also I didnt feel I deserved it tbh, even though I prefer it
>>32167
yeah I didn't binge, I am confident, I was close to not wanking but tiredness fucked me up
5617d7 No.32174
>>32172
What kind of music do you play at your court, m'lad?
>i had hair about 7-8 inches long but felt like I was magically warped into it, without watching it grow, also I didnt feel I deserved it tbh, even though I prefer it
That's pretty long, lad.
5617d7 No.32175
>>32174
Usually anything before 1970 or psychedelic stuff or David Bowie tbh
5617d7 No.32176
i wish she would look at me like this and also was real
i love scully
5617d7 No.32177
>>32174
>denying me a (You)
ahhh laaaaaaad
>>32176
but she is real
5617d7 No.32178
>>32177
>>32177
Sorry, lad. Have two. Sweet dubs too.
>>32175
At least that means I wouldn't have to hear talk of only sex, drugs and violence, right?
5617d7 No.32179
>>32177
the actress is real not the character
the character is my waifu
smh
5617d7 No.32180
>>32178
Exactly lass unless it's race war violence
5617d7 No.32181
>>32180
>unless it's race war violence
Would be a breath of fresh air tbh
5617d7 No.32182
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Who here /apologeticallyhasajailbaitfu/ here?
5617d7 No.32183
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5617d7 No.32184
>>32182
Going to have to make an example out of you, lad. We have a no nonce policy
5617d7 No.32185
5617d7 No.32186
>>32179
you can find a gril like her
5617d7 No.32187
>>32185
Come back in 3 months time, lad *forces myself to look while smashing you with my banhammer*
5617d7 No.32188
>>32187
*posts final memi for you lasses to remember me with*
5617d7 No.32189
>>32186
>find a girl that looks like her
>has the same type of accent
>same hair colour and style
>same sort of personlity
its a unicorn tbh
5617d7 No.32190
5617d7 No.32191
>>32188
Maybe we'll drop by the bumbumcourt some time lad.
5617d7 No.32192
>>32190
its also possible you could be crowned king if enough people died
5617d7 No.32193
had a dream I hugged some qt
then I went into a shop and bought the DAILY MAIL
>>32192
*starts thinking*
5617d7 No.32194
>>32191
>tfw I'm the cause of the board splintering
5617d7 No.32196
is anyone else not able to properly breathe through their nose for a few days after they wank?
5617d7 No.32199
>>32196
I don't think that's normal, lad
5617d7 No.32201
>>32198
I don't understand this memmi
5617d7 No.32202
i love terrified and upset scully
5617d7 No.32203
>>32198
>looks at post history
>every single of your post is like that
why, lad?
5617d7 No.32204
>>32194
No lad, you did the right thing. Leniency towards one nonce will bring them all down on our board because they'll think it's a safe zone.
5617d7 No.32206
>>32204
True. He should probably make himself a prison board though. He's not going back to the BumBumCourt for a long time.
5617d7 No.32208
>>32206
just give him a small ban lad
5617d7 No.32209
>>32207
>first image suggested when googling the actress is that image pointing out her surgery and botox
>>32208
Don't worry, lad, I'm just memiing.
5617d7 No.32212
>>32210
>>32211
theres nothing you can do lad
5617d7 No.32213
i wish she was real i love her a lot
5617d7 No.32214
>>32210
>>32211
>48 years old
It's too late
5617d7 No.32215
>>32213
Just get your future girlfriend to dress up like her, lad
5617d7 No.32216
>>32214
>confusing the actress for the character
>again
>after i explained it multiple times
>>32215
i love her
i want her
i dont want some whore womyn dressing up like her for shagging shes my waifu not some fetish
5617d7 No.32217
>>32216
>shes my waifu not some fetish
thats essentially what a waifu is lad
5617d7 No.32219
She's not real and you won't even try to make her real yet you obsess over her smh. At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real ?
5617d7 No.32220
>>32218
Woah lads watch out, he posted an angry image, i'm in trouble now!
5617d7 No.32222
>>32219
>you won't even try to make her real
you cant make fictional characters real
>At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real
*rich evans laugh*
5617d7 No.32224
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH GOLDEN LION FROM THE NORTH
5617d7 No.32225
>people that constantly phone despite not being answered for like 5 times yet they still try and phone
5617d7 No.32226
>>32222
You mean Sarah Rosen.
5617d7 No.32227
>>32219
>At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real
if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
>>32225
ugh, my dad does that all the time lad.
>>32224
cheers lad
5617d7 No.32228
>>32227
>if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
dare you to tell them
5617d7 No.32230
>>32226
Wew. That memi kind of killed me
>>32227
>if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
*doesn't enquire*
5617d7 No.32231
5617d7 No.32232
>>32231
yes i do
i literally think about her 24/7
5617d7 No.32233
>>32232
That's not love
it's autistic obsession
5617d7 No.32234
>>32232
Do you dream about her?
5617d7 No.32235
>>32233
isnt that basically what love is?
>>32234
i dont know i never remember my dreams
5617d7 No.32236
>>32235
>isnt that basically what love is?
lel
5617d7 No.32237
>>32228
I said i woulndt
>>32230
good
5617d7 No.32238
>it's an """""anglo""""" with a taig surname episode
5617d7 No.32239
>>32237
>I said i woulndt
so did i but then i told you
youre right i guess no reason to ruin 22st image of his waifu
5617d7 No.32240
>>32239
She's not my waifu. She's Joe's waifu now.
5617d7 No.32241
Speaking of Sarah Rosen, here's a fresh article by her alter ego.
‘Ban Cars to Stop Terror’ Says Sweden’s Best-Selling Newspaper After Stockholm Attack
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/ban-cars-newspaper-stockholm-attack/
Well there it is, ban assault cars is no longer just a memi thanks to Sweden.
5617d7 No.32242
>>32241
>ban cars
i like the sound of that tbh i hate cars
5617d7 No.32243
>>32242
No lad, assault cars in cities
5617d7 No.32244
>>32241
That solves two problems tbh. Now they don't have to plough snow for those evil white men who drive to work.
5617d7 No.32245
>tfw can't just be a hikki neet and live with someone who does the shopping and stuff and doesn't push me to socialise with anyone else and can just shitpost and play games all day instead of having to go through this all the time and being stressed
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5617d7 No.32247
>>32245
Are you safe now, lass?
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5617d7 No.32248
>>32245
Yes you can lad, thats what I do but without the weeb undertones.
5617d7 No.32249
>>32247
yeah they just left but now my dads friend and his gf are in the kitchen. was nice to see them in a way just so stressful and my skin feels bad.
>>32248
do you not have to go outside or talk to people lad?
5617d7 No.32250
5617d7 No.32251
>>32249
>yeah they just left but now my dads friend and his gf are in the kitchen. was nice to see them in a way just so stressful and my skin feels bad.
I know that feel. At least it's nice to relax after.
5617d7 No.32252
5617d7 No.32253
>>32252
imagine how much nicer it would be just to walk in the road all the time
5617d7 No.32254
5617d7 No.32256
>>32253
I wish we were in horsie times smh
5617d7 No.32257
>>32255
top kek *saves in TheBumBumKingFolder*
Won't ban you, lad. You deserve to stay
5617d7 No.32258
>>32253
>>32256
>tfw will never press a button that makes it so cars were never invented but we still somehow have stuff like the internet and also it makes it so all our cities and towns architecture was nice and the layout is all like ye olden days when you had narrow streets and could walk everywhere
5617d7 No.32259
>>32256
I live in horise times in the countryside lad. Fat women take their horses for rides all the time and shit everywhere smh.
5617d7 No.32260
5617d7 No.32261
>>32260
toasty in good ol' Hampshire lad
5617d7 No.32263
>>32249
Not for 3-5 days a week, no. Only on the days I work. Ive been sitting on a hill in the sun for about 2 weeks now, kek. I have to do some work soon, smh
5617d7 No.32264
when you guys go on walks does your asscrack sweat?
mine does its one major reason i dont like walking i actually get a sweat patch on my boxers and have to change them every time i get back
5617d7 No.32265
>>32262
Nice Scully lad, ngl.
5617d7 No.32266
>>32254
>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/rejected-boris-johnson-fails-win-g7-support-russia-sanctions/
>Germany and Italy vetoed the idea, believing the tensions should not be escalated until an investigation into the gas incident in Idlib, Syria, has been completed, according to The Telegraph.
>Italian Foreign Minister Angelino Alfano insisted that “we must have a dialogue with Russia and we must not push Russia into a corner”, suggesting President Vladimir Putin would have to be involved in any process designed to remove Bashar al-Assad from power in Syria.
Oh, so what Drumpf should have gone. Kind of shocked at this levelheadedness.
>http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/11/barack-obama-angela-merkel-plan-globalist-reunion-brandenburg-gate/
>the burdens of global citizenship continue to bind us together.
Fuck this memi. Glad Nige pokes fun at it all the time tbh
>>32256
>>32259
Met a BIG HORSIE today tbh. Almost killed my brother's dog because it got a bit aggressive. I wouldn't take kindly to a LITTLE DOG being cheeky with me either tbh.
5617d7 No.32267
>>32264
>asscrack sweat
What? No lad, fucking kek.
5617d7 No.32268
>>32251
thanks for the hug lad, I needed that. it does feel very nice to be back here after that. tempted to move back into mummies and never see anyone again but then I'll never get better smh.
>>32253
I don't know lad, they're needed outside of big towns, half hour drive to the nearest shopping centre.
5617d7 No.32269
>>32261
>winters freezing cold made worse with west winds
>summers too hot to go outside
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
5617d7 No.32270
>>32268
Thanks for your late night hug last night, lass. Didn't see it when I went to bed but I woke up to it tbh
>but then I'll never get better smh.
True. Smh
5617d7 No.32271
>>32268
>I don't know lad, they're needed outside of big towns, half hour drive to the nearest shopping centre.
buit thats because of cars
cars enable everthing being further away and less need for public transport
our whole infrastructure is designed around cars
get rid of them and more railways would spring up and businesses would build closer to you so you could walk or bycycle and stuff
5617d7 No.32272
>>32263
that does sound pretty comfy I'd prefer 7 days a week but that's hard to pull off
5617d7 No.32273
>>32265
are you implying that there is such a thing as a scully that isnt nice?
5617d7 No.32274
>>32271
memis aside, towns arent even that far apart from each other in walking distances
most are anywhere from 8-12miles apart, if youre in the middle, you only have to walk 4-6 miles to get to a town. if youre not a fat lazy piece of shit this is a realistic walking distance in half a day with a road
5617d7 No.32275
Rare fedora tier Civic Fencer. Almost unrecognisable
5617d7 No.32276
>>32275
god i hate this fucking nerd i wanna beat him up
5617d7 No.32277
>>32268
I want to cuddle girlpembs too. She looks so down all the time.
5617d7 No.32278
>>32272
Agreed tbh lad. I want to get into brewing ale, that seems like the most antisocial work one could do. Spend 6 days staring at a keg and then sell it on the 7th.
>>32273
Wew lad I was trying to be nice and you just shot me down.
5617d7 No.32279
>>32276
Good luck
*puts on armour*
>>32277
That'd be cute lickinglips.jpg
5617d7 No.32280
>>32279
civic fencer fights varg
who wins?
5617d7 No.32281
5617d7 No.32282
>>32279
D-do you want to draw it lad? I crave OC and I don't know when daftie will be ready to unveil her masterpiece.
5617d7 No.32283
5617d7 No.32284
>>32280
I'd say Civic Fencer has the edge both at range and in melee. He's a former Civic Archer, so he'd be able to penetrate Varg's mail armour with his longbow before Varg would get in range to throw rocks at him.
5617d7 No.32285
>>32283
This. It was so cute when Varg mentioned Matt Easton in his videos. Matt Easton deserves AT LEAST the amount of subs that the scat enabler has.
>>32282
Oh lass. And you say I'm corrupting you. I think it's the other way around tbh
5617d7 No.32286
>>32284
what good is a ranged weapon when varg would stalk him through the bushes and ambush him?
5617d7 No.32287
>>32285
>scat enabler
do tell
5617d7 No.32288
>>32282
And I'm not entirely in the mood to draw today tbh.
5617d7 No.32289
>>32271
good point about rail, I'd accept no cars if it meant rail could be a lot cheaper, but then it would be jam packed tbf.
>>32275
reminds me of this lad kek
>>32277
t-that would be nice lass..
you're right I should cheer up tbh
>>32278
haha that would awesome, and there's loads of people into that craft beer thing now it could be quite successful too
5617d7 No.32290
>>32287
Skallagrim. He said in a QA video that he would be fine with his wife(who is genderfluid) going over to a friend and having him shit on her. It's the current year after all.
>>32286
Well the lad doing the ambush would have the advantage so it's not really a fair fight then, lad.
5617d7 No.32291
>>32289
cars should go back to being something only for the very rich but idk how wed do that
5617d7 No.32292
>>32289
>Neo.jpg
What did he mean by this?
5617d7 No.32293
>>32280
Civic fencer is a master of all forms of combat and his superior intellect means he would concoct the perfect strategy to beat Varg.
Varg's few advantages are his barbarian berserker rage, his faith in the old gods and his assault truck.
5617d7 No.32294
>>32290
so civic fencer is the scat guy or skallagrim?
5617d7 No.32295
>>32294
Skallagrim is the scat guy
5617d7 No.32296
Civic Fencer's wife seems pretty wholesome and he has a child tbh
5617d7 No.32297
>>32282
>>32288
ahhhh that would be great but don't worry lad
>>32292
kek I saved it ages ago, it's Neo from the matrix
5617d7 No.32298
>>32291
the lower classes would get really jealous and start nicking them
5617d7 No.32299
Each of these men is dropped somewhere in the wilderness with only the things they are pictured as having here.
Only one can survive.
Which one?
5617d7 No.32300
>>32299
Realistically Varg anyday
5617d7 No.32302
>>32299
is that sam on the left? I don't know who is on the far right
varg tbh
5617d7 No.32303
>>32299
The Golden One because he has the power of truefriends.
5617d7 No.32304
>>32299
I hope they all die tbh
5617d7 No.32305
5617d7 No.32306
>>32303
I bet his taig gf used to peg him at his demand lamo
5617d7 No.32307
5617d7 No.32309
>>32299
Varg or the Golden one. Kind of unfair given that they have a spear and sword and all Sammy has is some plastic armour.
5617d7 No.32310
>>32307
He was bullied into hiding over a poor choice of words and never came back.
5617d7 No.32311
>>32307
Found a tranny gf, caught AIDS and died
5617d7 No.32312
>>32307
Still sucking I guess
5617d7 No.32313
Wait, he only wanted to do it, he hadn't done it
5617d7 No.32314
>>32302
bless me with your wisdom varg
5617d7 No.32315
>>32314
wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
5617d7 No.32316
>>32302
> I don't know who is on the far right
Lindybeige
5617d7 No.32317
>>32302
Varg would wreck tbh
5617d7 No.32318
>>32302
Varg-rolling for the giggles.
>>32315
HE KNOWS
5617d7 No.32319
>>32302
roll
>>32315
that's good for you lad but you probably already failed today
>>32316
oh thanks.
5617d7 No.32320
>>32318
But I dont even Vargpost :(
5617d7 No.32321
>>32319
i havent fapped today or yesterday actually
5617d7 No.32322
>>32308
they sound great lad ngl
5617d7 No.32323
>>32321
oh. good lad.
>>32320
might be better to use dice on this board
5617d7 No.32324
>>32308
>brain damage the accent
5617d7 No.32325
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5617d7 No.32326
>>32325
can you post more natural looking ones? the kind that are nice waifus
like that one gif where the girl is spinning around with the guy
qts
not plastic whores
5617d7 No.32327
File: 594d1b97bb31610⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.94 KB, 940x1280, 47:64, 594d1b97bb31610f2b8ceb79ce….jpg)
5617d7 No.32328
>>32325
I like the colourscheme on this one.
>imperium posting
Chink-stagram?
5617d7 No.32329
>>32327
yeah thats nice
but not quite there yet shes dressed like a slut
5617d7 No.32330
Ah fuck I lost my tripcode!!!!
5617d7 No.32331
guys itd be funny if we kidnapped a sexy asian girl and gangbanged her tied up in my cellar
hahaha
5617d7 No.32334
>it's a mummy asks you what you were laughing at episode
5617d7 No.32337
>>32336
I thought that was what you wanted, lad
5617d7 No.32339
>>32334
what were you laughing at lad?
5617d7 No.32340
5617d7 No.32341
i wish i could cockslap marion
5617d7 No.32342
>>32339
Was something innocent this time, redlettermedia. Somtimes it's something a bit more devilish tbh.
who /evillaugh/ here?
5617d7 No.32345
>>32341
think i might feel bad after
i want to see women as nice and pure
but i also want to demiolish them and cum all over them and have them be sluts
but doing the latter ruins the former
then she just becomes a slut to me
id feel bad like i defiled her
shes probably already done those kinds of things though
5617d7 No.32349
for example this pic
this is taken by the guy whose house she is at
both the women were single here i think (think it was shortly after marions divorce)
and the guy is a highly attractive chad type
and if you look at the way theyre sitting and the fact they are barefoot in someone elses home they are clearly comfortable and also french (highly decadent, now and historically) they probably had a threesome
5617d7 No.32350
>>32349
>Waifuposters Photo Analysis PLC
Its like Sherlock Holmes but much more sexually frustrated.
5617d7 No.32351
>>32342
they probably think you're planning something dastardly
5617d7 No.32353
GREEN SPACES GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170410085324.htm
>As part of the experiment, eight volunteers aged 65 and over (from a wider sample of 95 people aged 65 and over) wore a mobile EEG head-set which recorded their brain activity when walking between busy and green urban spaces.
>The research team also ran a video of the routes the people walked, asking the participants to describe "snapshots" of how they felt. The volunteers were also interviewed before and after.
>The volunteers experienced beneficial effects of green space and preferred it, as it was calming and quieter, the study revealed.
5617d7 No.32354
>>32352
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT FUCKING HOBAE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5617d7 No.32355
>>32350
but its so obvious
>two young single attractive women in the home of a attractive "philosopher" chad
>drinking alcohol
>barefoot
>in france
>and theyre all french
>marion sucked a guys dick with another girl
what a slut
she needs a cockslap
5617d7 No.32357
>>32353
what counts as green?
something as small as a tree along the path? a small patch of grass?
5617d7 No.32358
>>32356
do you have one where girl is licking an object like its a penis?
5617d7 No.32360
i shouldnt let this french harlot corrupt me
i love scully
5617d7 No.32363
>>32357
Yeah even looking at an unripe banana tbh lad.
>>32355
>marion sucked a guys dick with another girl
Carry on….
5617d7 No.32364
>>32361
>stink
>have shower
>shower makes me hot
>get out of shower
>get dressed
>sweating
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
5617d7 No.32365
>>32363
shes probably eaten cum or had it on her face tbh
5617d7 No.32366
>Put on my sister's bra today
5617d7 No.32367
5617d7 No.32368
>>32361
I hope it was cold!
5617d7 No.32370
5617d7 No.32371
>>32366
what was it like lad?
5617d7 No.32374
5617d7 No.32375
i want marion to start blowing me and a black guy but the black guy has a average willy and mine is fucking huge so marion is comparing the two and then starts laughing at the black guy and tells that nigger to gtfo and he goes and sits and watches me get blown
5617d7 No.32376
>>32368
I put it on hot first to get my nose clear but then put it on cold tbh
>>32367
ta lad
>>32366
I wish I had a sister to hug and protect
5617d7 No.32377
>>32372
ok
do you have more pics of asians with white men?
5617d7 No.32378
>tfw youll never be the black guy in porn, but white
5617d7 No.32379
>>32375
>marion
>racemixing
>even in a fantasy
smh thats utterly vile.
5617d7 No.32380
>>32371
ill fitting as I don't have tits but arousing
5617d7 No.32381
5617d7 No.32382
5617d7 No.32383
>mfw I come back to this thread
5617d7 No.32384
>>32379
shes french though and went to university she probably did it already
political opinions mean almost nothing when it comes to ppl doing decadent things
5617d7 No.32385
>>32383
I thot this was what nubrit was for?
5617d7 No.32386
>>32375
>>32378
bloody heck lad. you need to conquer lust if you want to do nofap.
>>32376
>I put it on hot first to get my nose clear but then put it on cold tbh
good lad, that's the best way to do it
>>32380
wew
5617d7 No.32387
>>32383
what is your fetish
5617d7 No.32388
>>32385
spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) are not welcome here, lass
5617d7 No.32389
5617d7 No.32390
i just noticed mike stoklasa has really pointy ears
5617d7 No.32391
>>32383
How do we end the unironic miscegenation posting lad.
5617d7 No.32392
>>32388
this
no previous posting history
he wants to make us look bad smh
5617d7 No.32393
>>32385
We still have standards here lad, despite what you /brit/ spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) think of us.
>>32387
Hetero stuff tbh
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5617d7 No.32394
>>32389
But you're a spy smh
5617d7 No.32395
5617d7 No.32396
I love Scully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5617d7 No.32397
>>32391
pic related
>>32395
Highly doubt it.
5617d7 No.32398
>waifuposter being degenerate again
please stop this
not spoilering the image was an accident
5617d7 No.32399
>>32398
you've been good at spoilering the images so I forgive you, lad
5617d7 No.32400
5617d7 No.32401
Is trannyism preferable if you're sure to fail as a man?
5617d7 No.32402
I wish I could meet Scully and then hold her hand all night long as we sat under a tree and gazed up at the stars
5617d7 No.32403
5617d7 No.32404
>>32401
No.
If you're guaranteed to fail, suicide is better.
5617d7 No.32405
>tfw codemonkey will never fix the site
>>32401
No, and I'm going to ban you unless you stop false flagging tbh
5617d7 No.32407
>>32404
How do you work up the courage to commit suicide, I know my life is worthless but thought of the final, inevitable fading of consciousness still puts me off. I have too strong a survival instinct.
5617d7 No.32409
>>32407
You're in the right place after all, lad. Most people here have considered suicide
5617d7 No.32410
>>32407
How do you work up the courage to fuck up your endocrine system with the wrong type of hormones?
5617d7 No.32411
>>32408
smh. We've known it for a long time. Welcome home, SA
5617d7 No.32413
>>32412
Where's your board lad?
5617d7 No.32414
Wait. I know who you are.
5617d7 No.32415
>>32401
>>32407
become a tranny and you'll want to kill yourself then probably, problem solved
>>32409
that was just memis lad…
5617d7 No.32416
>>32415
>that was just memis lad…
Oh….
5617d7 No.32417
>>32407
tbh ive never thought about suicide
i just dont get it
maybe its my belief in THE LORD that prevents it
5617d7 No.32418
>>32408
Will the real SA please stand up?
5617d7 No.32419
>>32413
It's been down since the whole crash smh
5617d7 No.32422
>>32419
Ask /sudo/ to bring it back.
5617d7 No.32423
5617d7 No.32424
>>32418
>Curly hair
>Weird negroesque eyes
>Strange jaw
L-lads . . .
5617d7 No.32425
Global war approaches: North Korea warns: “If a single bullet is fired we will nuke the United States”
http://twofeed.org/2017/04/07/global-war-approaches-north-korea-warns-if-a-single-bullet-is-fired-we-will-nuke-the-united-states/
STOP IT DRUMPF YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR
5617d7 No.32426
>>32417
I worry about what Big God will do as well.
5617d7 No.32427
>>32424
He's weird looking af tbh
5617d7 No.32428
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>32425
>“If a single bullet is fired we will nuke the United States”
DO IT
5617d7 No.32429
File: 7231f9a8a5994f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.51 KB, 749x703, 749:703, CzZwjTkUkAArTJZ.jpg large.jpg)
5617d7 No.32430
>>32422
I did lass now i can only weight smh
5617d7 No.32431
>>32428
I'd be happy to let it happen but I'm afraid we'll get caught up in it too smh
5617d7 No.32432
>>32426
I dont want to die because I need to do good things to replace all the bad ones before he judges me aaaahhhhh
5617d7 No.32433
>>32425
Goowan are Kim
BASED
5617d7 No.32436
Ouuuch my head.
Can WW3 wait until the morning tbh?
5617d7 No.32437
>>32435
tbh before you get too excited like /pol/ are he said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons against his own people, he just misspoke.
/pol/ are wanking off to 'based Spicer' now thanks to this, they're faggots.
5617d7 No.32438
>>32436
I'll stay up and record it so you can see it in the morning, lad.
5617d7 No.32440
>>32436
>ywn rest your head on her boobies
5617d7 No.32441
>>32438
Thanks lad, that is kind of you.
5617d7 No.32442
>>32437
Funny either way, lad. And that parenthesis
5617d7 No.32443
Why are our princesses all degenerate fucking slags?
5617d7 No.32444
>>32443
Reflects society tbh
5617d7 No.32445
>>32442
True tbh, burger media is funny
>>32443
Diana ruined everything.
5617d7 No.32447
goodnight scully i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5617d7 No.32448
>>32446
Every 4th word is 'like'.
5617d7 No.32449
>>32436
I hope we get to watch the apocalypse films before the war
5617d7 No.32450
>>32447
Goodnight lad, pleasant dreams filled with Scully and handholding to you.
5617d7 No.32451
>tfw lost your cool trip that said Fencer in it
5617d7 No.32452
5617d7 No.32453
>>32444
Reeeeeeee.
I wish I was a princess, I'd be fucking great at it. Much better than those drug-addled sluts anyway.
5617d7 No.32454
5617d7 No.32455
>>32453
You can marry my son dear lady
5617d7 No.32456
>>32453
Aw, that's cute. And I am sure that'd be true tbh.
5617d7 No.32457
>>32454
It had japanese characters in the password and I didn't write it down smh
5617d7 No.32458
more wine you brown skinned slut
5617d7 No.32459
>>32457
Shame lad. You could try find it out again.
5617d7 No.32460
>>32458
Agreed. wagwan lad?
5617d7 No.32461
>>32459
Yeah I'm running it through the generator
5617d7 No.32462
5617d7 No.32463
*wanks to pictures of African tribal women*
5617d7 No.32464
>>32460
nothing tbh
16 hours without a wank tbh, not bad
5617d7 No.32467
>>32464
Wasnt it 24 hours yesterday though? Smh no willpower.
5617d7 No.32469
>>32468
Dont bully me, Im recycling childhood greetings as part of my environmental drive.
5617d7 No.32470
>>32449
Have you thought of a date, lad? Maybe a weekend marathon?
I want to watch The Twilight Zone as well tbh as discussed yesterday.
5617d7 No.32471
>>32467
No, that was 2 days ago, I went 2 days tbqh
5617d7 No.32472
>>32471
Oh good lad, not bad.
5617d7 No.32473
>>32472
It really hurts my willy too so thats a bonus
5617d7 No.32474
5617d7 No.32476
>>32469
Alright lad but remember we speak the Queen's English here.
5617d7 No.32477
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5617d7 No.32479
>>32473
What does, the nofap or the fap? Actually dont answer that I dont want to know tbh.
5617d7 No.32480
>>32453
What is the daughter of a chieftain's title? You can have that in the near future. Or I guess it'd have to be queen. So chieftainess.
5617d7 No.32483
>>32439
>Should I b
No, it is terrible value. £2.30 a pint. You can get decent ales for half the price with ease.
5617d7 No.32484
>>32474
Bonjour lad.
>>32476
What about when we do frogspeak?
5617d7 No.32486
>>32470
Friday lad, I made this poal
dunno about when to do twilight zone tho but would enjoy it
http://poal.me/2yptoh
5617d7 No.32487
>>32483
But not Cask ales lad - just the crap they put in bottles. I normally pay £2-£4 per pint for take-out drinks from the pub, so its cheaper than that.
5617d7 No.32488
>>32484
The frogs aren't niggers, they're just our punching bag.
5617d7 No.32490
I'll make the next thread
5617d7 No.32491
>>32488
A fair and balanced observation of the French. Okay, Ill leave the ebonics at the door then.
5617d7 No.32492
is notGCHQ here?
>>32490
ok
5617d7 No.32493
5617d7 No.32494
>>32480
But would your kin accept a saxon as a brythonic chieftess?
5617d7 No.32495
>>32487
No lad, I mean from a local brewery. My local does a 72-pint Firkin for just over £100.
5617d7 No.32496
>>32494
My kin trusts their chieftain tbh. It would bring peace and prosperity to our tribes tbh
5617d7 No.32497
>>32490
Good lad
>>32491
Good lad
5617d7 No.32498
>>32474
Can do lad, can do.
>>32484
Bon jovi m8, how's my druid friend doing?
5617d7 No.32499
>>32486
Do you want to space it out over a 3 or 4 day period lad?
Also, I know of two apocalyptic Twilight Zone Episodes off-hand one called Time Enough At Last and the other one titled "The Old Man in the Cave". Will add to to the list.
5617d7 No.32500
>>32495
Oh I see. I like Harveys and its one of my local breweries though lad. Smh Ill start phoning around other breweries tomorrow.
5617d7 No.32501
>>32499
I said that the other day but it was shot down I think. Maybe it would be best to space it out.
5617d7 No.32502
>>32486
Ok great. I will make sure I free Friday night then.
5617d7 No.32503
5617d7 No.32504
>>32499
Time Enough At Last is the glasses one? such a memi kek
5617d7 No.32505
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>32498
Alright today ta lad, not done a great deal tbf. Yourself?
5617d7 No.32506
>>32499
I like the one where the lad gets trapped on an imageboard and is too frightened to confront the reality of his life because it's too awful to contemplate that he will be 24 next month and still lives with mummy and has had no gf for nearly 4 years and so he larps as a neet monarch but knows deep down it's not make believe lmao
5617d7 No.32508
5617d7 No.32510
>>32505
Me neither tbh, fucked about in the sunlight with me siblings for most of today. Relearned how to ride a bike so I suppose that was slightly productive. All the sunlight's getting me in the mood for shagging tbh. This is the mating season right?
5617d7 No.32511
>>32506
>no gf for nearly 4 years
5617d7 No.32512
>>32510
>cycling & siblings
Wholesome as fuck lad, sounds nice.
>mating season
Its frog raiding and pillaging season for the ancient britons lad, so I guess so.
>ywn seize a frank woman as spoils of war after cutting down her father on the banks of the Seinne
Smh why bother.
5617d7 No.32513
>>32500
It is well worth doing, buying direct from the brewery is the way to go but it looks like Harveys are expensive Smh. Have you ever had their ‘Old Ale’?
5617d7 No.32514
>>32506
lad…
Tbh it's not like you're that old. Not even halfway through your 20's. You should start a yt channel &/or a business or switch to a new job or something. Try something new.
5617d7 No.32516
>>32509
thankyou lass
>>32511
I have known the better sting of love smh
>tfw it is better to have never loved at all than to have loved and loss
5617d7 No.32517
Should I just post the new thread?
5617d7 No.32518
>>32513
>Old Ale
No lad but Ill look out for it, my absolute favourite is the Gold Bier but its rare as fuck. Im going to the brewery shop in Lewes soon so Ill pick an Old up.
5617d7 No.32519
>>32514
I suppose so, need something to get out of this stagnation smh
5617d7 No.32520
>>32516
>tfw it is better to have never loved at all than to have loved and loss
Not really. You're still higher on the dominance hierarchy since you instinctively know you can make it now.
5617d7 No.32521
>>32520
I'm convinced it was a fluke tbh she only chose me because I look like a celebrity she liked and also she chased me so i never learned how to hunt properly smh
i suppose it could be worse though smh
5617d7 No.32522
>>32516
keep self-improving lad
5617d7 No.32523
>>32521
Someone of the opposite sex had an attraction for you, lad. That's not a bad start tbh
5617d7 No.32524
>>32521
GO AND PICK UP A MILF IN A PUB LAD
It does wonders for your self esteem after failures.
5617d7 No.32525
>>32512
>Raiding and pillaging season
Sigh… Maybe I'm romanticising the past but I feel like my ancestors were having more fun tbh.
>ywn seize a frank woman as spoils of war
Never say never lad. Once the bombs start dropping I feel like it would be an opportune time to pull off a raid on some french town. I might try and get a long row boat and some lads together. Take some wood axes and a few rubbers, will be a right laugh.
5617d7 No.32526
5617d7 No.32527
>>32519
There you go mate. Think puregym is training people to become coaches. You could get in on that tbh
5617d7 No.32529
22st had a gf four years ago?
5617d7 No.32534
>>32525
>I might try and get a long row boat and some lads together. Take some wood axes and a few rubbers, will be a right laugh.
Kek, proper lads holiday.
OIOI YOU FROGGY CUUUUUUUNTS
5617d7 No.32536
>>32521
>tfw when pretty boy so you have no idea how to court girls that aren't instantly interested