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You must always remember: life can be a challenege, life can seem impossible, it's never easy when so much is on the line. But you can make a difference, with courage you can set things right. A gift to dream and make dreams real is yours and mine.
Communications breakdown…
Putin --- Who Once Honored Tillerson with Friendship Award — Won’t Meet with Secretary of State
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/10/putin-who-once-honored-tillerson-with-friendship-award-wont-meet-with-secretary-of-state/
The shoe is officially on the other foot…
Russia and Iran Warn U.S. ‘Crossed Red Lines by Attacking Syria’
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/10/russia-and-iran-warn-u-s-crossed-red-lines-by-attacking-syria/
Republicans abandoning border wall funding…
GOP Leaders Dropping Border Wall Funds, Says Report
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/04/10/gop-leaders-dropping-border-wall-funds-says-report/
Trump's Chief Weeaboo doesn't read the news…
Sean Spicer: Trump Doctrine Is ‘America’s First’ Not ‘Running Around the World’
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/10/sean-spicer-trump-doctrine-is-americas-first-not-running-around-the-world/
More UK government immigration figures turn out to be fudged…
Immigration Stats: Government Failed to Count Those Arriving On Night-Time Flights
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/office-national-statistics-not-including-night-arrivals-migrant-stats/
Sweden prioritizes muslim safety after muslim terror attack…
In Aftermath of Stockholm Attack, Swedish Security Service Vigilant For Right Wing Reprisals
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/swedish-authorities-fear-right-wing-reprisals-stockholm-terror-attack/
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>>31824
>>31825
What are you upset about lads?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31829>>31832 >>31833
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER TO CHEER US UP
>the girth of weapons
such a lewd lad
>>31827
Daftie said she'd leave yesterday for a long time. Here's to hoping it's a short time tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31830>>31832
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>>31827
Daftie might not come back.
>>31828
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31831
tbh I left for a day when I was upset about Herts tbh. You just have to calm down sometimes tbh
forget if it was a whole day or not tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31832>>31833 >>31834
>>31829
>>31830
Oh no lads she's fine don't worry. Might be taking a short break in the near future but it's unrelated to board drama afaik.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31833>>31834
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>>31829
w-wew
>Response to Thrand
Deja vu I've been in this place before
>>31832
hopefully smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31834>>31837
>>31833
I fucking love that video
>tfw Varg could defeat militarised police with rocks
>>31832
Oh. Good lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31836>>31838 >>31841
China 'deploys 150,000 troops to North Korean BORDER amid fears of IMMINENT US strike'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/790386/North-Korea-Kim-Jong-un-Pyongyang-US-strike-fears-China-deploys-troops-to-border
>it's gonna happen folks, we're gonna have a big war
>it'll be the biggest, the best
>it'll be so expensive
>we'll all die
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31837>>31838
>>31834
>he will teach all his children how to be master rock throwers
>after the collapse his tribe will be unstoppable
>>31835
PETRIL
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31838>>31839
>>31837
That makes sense tbh. Varg has always been playing the long game
>>31836
Like people can fuck up and all, but he has to be planning something, right? You have to admit he was good at scheming during the campaign smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31839>>31840
>>31838
Y-yeah lads i-it's 1488d chess
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31840
>>31839
All I can do is hope, lad. smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31841>>31844 >>31848 >>31851
>>31836
It might be better for the Chinese if they overthrew Kim themselves and replaced him with a more capable military leader.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31842>>31846
ppl who make your dog too excited and he jumps all over them nonstop so he has to be shut out, should fuck off and not come over but this fucking skanky auntie wont stop coming here and the dog is always shut out now its ridiculous and none of them care
better yet dog ownsers should not be stupid cunts and should put in the effort to learn about dogs and how to get them to behave, or not get one at all
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31843
By the way, remember to take the Golden Pill™.
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>>31841
But that would invite foreign intervention. The Chinese simply want to keep the status quo since any change will destabilise the entire region.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31845>>31847
im kind of hungry but also feel a bit nausiated
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31846
>>31842
>better yet dog ownsers should not be stupid cunts and should put in the effort to learn about dogs and how to get them to behave, or not get one at all
I wonder what % actually trains their dog. Sick of brother and his girlfriend telling me about how much their dog misbehaves when they won't even walk it or train it.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31847
>>31845
Don't eat ice cream
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31848>>31849
>>31841
Wait. Is this the chess move?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31849>>31850 >>31853 >>31881
>>31844
Kim's existence invites foreign intervention tbh, his dad and grandad were much better at maintaining regional peace without even trying. Whether he stays or goes, it seems like a lose-lose situation in the end.
>>31848
I don't know lad. It's the first thing that came to mind when I heard Chinese troops were massing on the Nork border.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31850
>>31849
>I don't know lad. It's the first thing that came to mind when I heard Chinese troops were massing on the Nork border.
Drumpf is giving them an excuse to do this so it looks like they are coming to NK's aid but instead they're going to force regime change
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31851>>31852 >>31854
>>31841
how dare you speak against Kim
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31852>>31856
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>>31851
Asians have to learn their place, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31853>>31856
Off for lunch lads
>>31849
I think North Korea is fucked in the long run anyway tbh, and Kim is clearly something of a loose cannon. Still, the Chinese won't risk regime change unless they're desperate.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31856>>31857
>>31852
other Asians maybe… but Kim is the infallible leader of the universe and God in human form
>>31853
enjoy
>>31854
*sends female assassins to take you out in Malaysia*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31857
>>31855
Based wholesome chink
>>31856
Is he personally holocausting someone there?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31858>>31859
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this looks like so much funnnnnnnn
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31859>>31861 >>31863
>>31858
Based civic couple witnessing it
Also that must be tiresome tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31861
>>31859
it's like wii fit but good
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31862>>31863
Was yesterday's Nige good?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31863>>31865 >>31931
>>31859
It's fun when you're light and lively. It was designed with the average-sized asian in mind tbh.
>>31862
It was blood-boiling lad, I stopped about twenty minutes in this time. Can't deal with people being bluepilled on Assad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31864>>31865
i think something like 60% are in favour of a war in syria
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31865>>31867 >>31868
>>31863
>It's fun when you're light and lively. It was designed with the average-sized asian in mind tbh.
True. Perfect for are resident 5'55'7 Welshman
>It was blood-boiling lad, I stopped about twenty minutes in this time. Can't deal with people being bluepilled on Assad.
At least Nige didn't condone it, right?
>>31864
Where do you get that number?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31866>>31870
>Pick up on the sarcasm smh
I swear SA is autistic tbh he seems to never be able to tell when something is a joke or ironic
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31867
>>31865
idk i just vaguely remember seeing 60 something a while back
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31868>>31870
>>31865
>Perfect for are resident 5'55'7 Welshman
laaddd thanks for the encouragement :^)
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31869>>31873
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fresh styx
The Glory of North Korean Agronomic Educational Films
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31870>>31887
>>31866
I guess it might not have been that easy to tell tbh. Maybe I looked like a crybaby smh
>>31868
I think you can get those for private use tbh. Do it, lad.
>that time I danced with a lass
>tfw was stiff and awkward the entire time and kind of hoverhanded but with my entire body
smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31871>>31873
we have nothing to eat at all we dont even have milk
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31872>>31873 >>31887
oh wait we do have a freezer full of ice cream and lots of other sweeties though
DIE MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31873
>>31871
Nails and stache hair then.
>>31869
I don't understand civic, lad
>>31872
DON'T DO IT LAD
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31875>>31876
>>31874
it wasn't even that funny tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31876
>>31875
I don't have twitter so I wouldn't know.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31877>>31878
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31878
>>31877
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31879>>31880 >>31883 >>31887
If nips mixed with the native ainu, does that make them a race of hapas? Is that also why they look more human than the others?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31880
>>31879
tbh it's so far removed they might as well be a brand new ethnic group
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>>31879
Japan is a long country tbh. Some look really huwhite, while others are very swarthy.
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>>31883
bit like britain innit?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31885
>>31884
Yeah. I am sure there are actually several ethnic groups in Japan. People just love islands I guess.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31886>>31888
>>31881
Wew, if this actually happens then I can say I predicted it.
>>31884
In terms of how they developed their civilization, they are pretty similar to us tbh. I guess most island nations end up like this.
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>>31870
>I think you can get those for private use tbh. Do it, lad.
I kinda want to but there's no room at my dads I'm so restricted here
>tfw was stiff and awkward the entire time and kind of hoverhanded but with my entire body
aww, maybe you can get some practice on DDR with me!
>>31872
this is a test of will
>>31879
are Ainu Aryan?
>>31881
how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31888>>31892
>>31886
Quick, screenshot your post before somebody deletes it
>>31887
>I kinda want to but there's no room at my dads I'm so restricted here
Really, lad? I think it's just a tiny mat you put on the floor
>how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
Wouldn't trust someone who threatens nuclear war, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31889>>31892
>>31887
>are Ainu Aryan?
They're supposedly caucasoid.
>how is it even a problem all NK does is throw hissy fits sometimes but they never do anything. just let them get on with it
It's partly the papers sensationalizing it and partly the missile tests landing closer to Japan than usual. Either way Trump thinks it's a hot topic issue.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31892>>31894 >>31896
>>31888
yeah I don't have a tv in my room and would have to have it in my brothers room and can't have it in the living room because dad is always in here
>Wouldn't trust someone who threatens nuclear war, lad.
he's being ironic lad
>>31889
The Japs really do seem whiter than any other Asian and adapted to the west so well they had a western style empire. maybe it's that part of them that likes to draw anime characters as white.
I guess so. why can't they just be gud boys.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31893
Australian Wearing Cross Beaten By Muslim Gang Shouting ‘F*** Jesus!’
>Christians in Sydney, Australia, are being advised to hide their crosses after an Arabic-speaking gang shouting “F*** Jesus!” attacked a couple on a train while transport officers looked on from a “safe space” and did nothing.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/australian-beaten-cross-beaten-muslim-gang-shouting/
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31894
>>31892
>he's being ironic lad
Oh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31895>>31899 >>31905 >>31925
Immigration Stats: Government Failed to Count Those Arriving On Night-Time Flights
>The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has not been including night arrivals in its estimates of immigration to the UK, meaning that it could be far higher than officially claimed.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/office-national-statistics-not-including-night-arrivals-migrant-stats/
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31896
>>31892
They were gud boys in WWI tbf. That's one victory they have over Germany.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31897
The coded language of the alt-right is helping to power its rise
>I emailed back, “What is an SJW?” The reply: “An SJW is a social justice warrior. In the press, this particular public predator tends to be big on PC [political correctness] virtue signaling but happy to smear others viciously with false accusations of sexism, racism, white nationalism, hate speech, etc.”
>Snowflake.This is no compliment, even if you like to think that you’re one of a kind. At best, it’s a derisive term for someone considered entitled,
>Libtard.“Lib” is for “liberal,” while “tard” is shorthand for “retard.”
>●Cuck.I heard this one while watching Bill Maher’s HBO show several weeks ago. One of his guests kept using it. It’s short for “cuckservative,” which is a word cocktail made up of equal parts “conservative” and “cuckold.” Urban Dictionary defines it as “a racial slur for a White person that is not loyal to White Supremacy”
>Masculinist.I’m an out and proud feminist, but I’d never heard of “masculinist.” According to Merriam-Webster, it’s “an advocate of male superiority or dominance” and is often used to promote traditional gender roles.
>Bottom line: It pays to increase your word power these days. There’s much more to alt-right coded language than meets the eye -- or the ear.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-coded-language-of-the-alt-right-is-helping-to-power-its-rise/2017/04/07/5f269a82-1ba4-11e7-bcc2-7d1a0973e7b2_story.html
wew
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31898>>31900 >>31905
Morning lads, how is everyone?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31899
>>31895
This doesn't sound like it happened deliberately at all
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31900>>31927
>>31898
Morning, lad. Today is a day of rest after yesterday's drama tbh. Maybe you can cast some healing druid spells on the thread.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31901
>use online time duration calculator to measure length of playlist
>load all the songs into VLC to double check
>4 minuets from the total length just disappears
what?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31903
>Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
I am sure a Jew came this saying tbh
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>>31898
morning. bit down in the dumps now after reading this >>31895
hope you're alright
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>>31902
Not even a huwhite muslim. I don't want my kids to have brown eyes and arab names.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31907
>>31904
*protests too much*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31909
>>31906
>wanting your children to be discriminated against in the future Islamic Britain
smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31910>>31911 >>31912
oh shit my uncle and cousins came around. 2 are new and I haven't met before. anxiety is bad but wish me luck ahhh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31911
>>31910
ahhhhhhhhhh good luck, lad I am sure they will think you're cool
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31912>>31913
>>31910
I had to meet dozens of relatives I'd never seen before earlier this year so I know how you feel.
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>>31912
>tfw you rarely meet half of your family so you once reintroduced yourself to someone you already met before
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>>31913
Wew, I bet they thought you were funny lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31915>>31917
>>31914
One of my mum's uncles. Just feel like they deserved more respect, but I have only seen them twice in my life tbh. He probably forgot immediately anyway. Just thought of it because of this family talk.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31916>>31922 >>31929
Such bullshit. We love to hold up these noble savages who stand up to the evil white man. And as always: It's not an argument.
White supremacist who says there’s no ‘Christian Isis’ gets a history lesson
>Qasim Rashid’s epic response to a white supremacist went viral (Picture: Facebook/Qasim Rashid)
>Some people have a very short memory.
>genocide of Native Americans,
>400 years of the slave trade, >Spanish Inquisition,
>Nazis,
>the KKK and
>Salem Witch Trials -- to name a few.
>it appears a lot of people were grateful for the history recap after the post received more than 74,000 retweets.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/10/white-supremacist-who-says-theres-no-christian-isis-gets-a-history-lesson-6564699/
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>>31915
Don't worry lad, remember that it's good to have family.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31919
>>31917
Yeah. Been meeting one side of my family regularly the last few months so I'm getting more comfortable around them tbh. Will be fun once my niece grows older.
>>31918
Actually looks like a lass there.
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>>31821 (OP)
>GOP Leaders Dropping Border Wall Funds, Says Report
STUMPED
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>>31920
M-Mexico will pay for it, r-right? Hi lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31922>>31926
>>31916
>KKK are comparable to ISIS
wat
Who seriously believes this?
KKK did a couple thousand lynchings over a 50 year-odd period that were generally justified, while ISIS actually genocides anyone who isn't a Muslim and are responsible for multiple terror attacks, having killed more people in the last couple of years than the KKK ever did.
Just what the fuck
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>>31918
She's had some work done but it's still not enough.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31926>>31928
>>31922
>Who seriously believes this?
It feels good to believe it, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31927>>31935
>>31900
Smh hope so lad. Have a CheeseHenge for now.
I just magicked a new pair if jeans from Asda - I spilt battery acid on them and they melted, Ive just got a free exchange, kek.
>>31905
>not counting night flights
AHHHHHHHHHHH STOP BEING MONGOLOIDS FOR FUCKSAKE
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31928
>>31926
True tbh, we must BTFO the bigots
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31929
>>31921
Pryhnawn da, lad.
>>31916
There is a Christian ISIS though: The Vatican.
>mudslime misdirection is "epic"
>74,000 is "viral"
Real news here, lads.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31930
>>31923
>had some work done
?
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>>31863
>tfw average height and weight of a Japanese male
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>>31881
I doubt that's what's happening. More likely that the Chinese are making a show of force in light of Trump's recklessness toward Syria.
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>>31902
Islam is fucking vile. I put aside all my biases and predispositions before reading the Quran and came it with harsher opinions than I ever had having read it. It's bullshit.
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>>31927
Cor Caws tbh
>tfw no-one would get a joke like this
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31936>>31947
Can't believe I know what Wessex poster looks like lmao
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31937>>31942
Did the lass finish her picture of us all?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31938
*poos on the bully and squaks at him in Eagle*
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>>31931
I'm sorry, lad
>>31932
We'll see, lad. She's made her bet.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31941
>>31940
Hopefully are Kim will defeat the imperialist forces smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31942>>31944
>>31937
Not yet
>>31939
Not me, lad Are you an eagle now?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31943>>31944
Would think you'd be a bird with horns tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31944>>31946
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XD
>>31942
No not yet tbh
>>31943
If I was an Eagle i would perhaps retain my horns tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31945>>31948
________ beginning to think I might be depressed tbh
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>>31944
Apparently this kind of shit is popular on youtube.
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>>31936
Not any more tbh, I went incognito and grew a fake beard out so's next time I shave it off the po po won't identify me
>tfw slacking and watching viz in the middle of the day
>>31946
It's the wierd creepy moneylaundering thing where it's vaguely sexual and marketed to retarded parents' children right
smh worse than Girlgames
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>>31945
I'd be unhappy if I obsessed over these objectively perfect human specimens who would be for ever beyond my reach tbh You should have children and obsess over their wellbeing instead
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31949>>31951 >>31952 >>31954 >>31957
>Tfw no one excited for my radio show like they used to be
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>>31947
Wise decision tbh they've been cracking down on nationalist activists recently smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31951>>31955
>>31949
Would they fire you if you play Nork propaganda music?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31952>>31957 >>31960
>>31935
I dont get the joke
>>31949
I am lad.
>>31947
Alright lad.
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>>31947
I always had a haircut and a shave before I did anything /naughty/ tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31954
>>31949
Just not that interested in music, lad. Sorry
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31955>>31957
>>31951
Probably, no political statements allowed smh tbh
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>>31953
Same except the opposite tbh
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>>31949
is it one of them online ones? I'd listen to it.
>>31952
Not bad lad, gonna get to my relatives in Cornwall later about land and property, the ones who already live in a shed.
>>31953
>>31956
gotta look good for the mugshot tbh
never been done by actual police tbh, only PREVENT for having wrongthink badthoughts
>>31955
can't get away with skrewdriver then? smh
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>>31948
I don't think that's why
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>>31957
I think the bad words in skrewdriver alone would get me kicked off, never mind that it's screwdriver
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31960
>>31952
Stonehenge in Welsh is Cor Cawr and cheese is caws. Th-thanks for taking an interest.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31961
>>31959
Forefather maybe? Not many naughty words there but they sing 'bout Engerlund and killing vikings and that
>when you search yidtube the first result is nigger bongo music or smth but everything else is actual Forefather
smh tbh blantant blackwashing
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31964>>31967
I hope you lads don't drink coffee tbh
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>>31963
Eric's trying to depose his harlot jew sister.
He is making a sacrifice
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>>31965
Kind of sounds like that doesn't it? But it also makes Drumpf look bad
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>>31964
just about to drink some
womyn can fuck off
there is nothing men can do womyn wont be pissed off at and try to claim is sexist
that womyn against coffee thing isnt an isolated incident it is emblematic of womyns psychology it is an innate female behaviour to do this kind of shit
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31968>>31979
ridgeradio.co.uk like always lads
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31969>>31970
>>31967
Sexist tbh, bet you drink beer too
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31970>>31971 >>31974 >>31979
>>31969
beer is a load of shite tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31971>>31972 >>31976 >>31979
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31972>>31973 >>31975 >>31977 >>31979 >>31982 >>31992
tbh lads all alcohol is shit it's just social signalling to pretend you like it
>>31971
Why?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31973>>31976
>>31972
A good beer tastes pretty good, and it's fairly refreshing after a long day of hard work.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31974>>31976 >>31979
>>31970
I also like Anglobeer.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31975>>31978 >>31982
>>31972
>social signalling
For you maybe lad. A nice pint of best after a day in the sun in unbeatable.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31976>>31982
>>31971
Say my name on radio pls tbh
>>31973
It tastes like farts lass, it's literallyfermented grins smh
>>31974
smhtbhwf
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31977>>31980
>>31972
>tbh lads all alcohol is shit it's just social signalling to pretend you like it
Feel the same way tbh.
*signals that I don't like alcohol*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31978
>>31975
Everyone I've ever met social signals about how much they like it. It's shit. A cold Orange juice in the sun is unbeatable. Liquid farts are gross smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31979>>31984
>>31968
Doug? The Youff Broadcast Club?
>>31970
>>31971
>>31972
>not genuinely enjoying your drinks
I'll drink it all lads, beer, cider, port, chilli…
No ragrets except this one time I threw up on my own tent and pissed off a 7 foot tall commie named meathead, good times.
>>31974
SUPPORT ARE BUSNESS'S
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31980>>31989
>>31977
Joins the alliance of good boiiz
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31982
>>31976
>>31975
>>31972
Is it still signalling if you drink on your own? or is that alcohilism?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31983>>31986
>consuming coffee
>imbibing alcohol
>playing videogames
>perusing imageboards
smh how misogynistic can you be?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31984>>31985
>>31979
Kek no, I've o my just started so my slot isn't on the site thankfully
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31985>>31988
>>31984
I'm on every Tuesday from 3-5 tbhh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31986>>31989
>>31983
Two of those things are bad tbh, been thinking of going t-total for a while. Only reason to drink is plausable deniability for the banter that follows
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31987>>31990 >>31991 >>31993 >>31995 >>31998
I'm so awkward and uncomfortable around my older cousin and uncle that they are feeling uncomfortable as well. Can't think of anything to say and sitting there in silence while they talk. why can't I know how to converse with people. At least the kid cousins are friendly and nice. Escaped indoors for a bit to write this just needed to get away for a minute. It sucks my older cousIn used to be my best friend till he moved to the city and now I can't talk to him at all. Reeee sorry for typing this going back out now. Even uncle said to cousin that he's acting tense and that made me more tense knowing it's because of me. 😖
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31988>>31996
>>31985
wew lass you're posh tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31989>>31998
>>31980
I think I was born into that alliance, lad
>>31986
>Only reason to drink is plausable deniability for the banter that follows
*takes one sip of alcohol to excuse beating up one of the lads*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31990>>31993 >>31999
>>31987
Just say "what about those niggers ay lads? Genocide them tbh lmao"
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31992>>31997
>>31972
I drink it because I like the taste. I don't do it for anyone else's benefit and I doubt anyone does that over the age of 20.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31993>>31998 >>31999
>>31990
>>31987
>let me tell you about the Jews.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31994
Surrey Surrey smells of curry got to leave there in a hurry smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31995
>>31987
I know how you feel, lad. Can't really think of anything that helps smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31996
>>31988
Gotta throw them off the trail
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31997
>>31992
I must have weird taste buds then tbh because it tastes like shit to me hence my enjoyment of spirits smh though even that isn't as good as an ice cold pure orange juice or a coca cola tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31998
>>31987
This is why alcohol was invented tbh lad
I went to my cousin's 21st, it was full of young ladies but they all stayed in a clique with their token numales so I spent 6 hours drinking.
>>31989
It works for muzzies, that excuse. Fucking jewdicial system.
>>31993
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.31999>>32001 >>32002
>>31993
>>31990
>it's an uncle begins to talk about climate change at the din dins table
Hope I live long enough to experience my political beliefs being mainstream tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32000>>32002
*observes for pedestrians*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32001>>32002
>>31999
>not subtly redpilling him against the third world scum shitting up the atmosphere with their developing nations
smh lad apply yourself
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32002
>>31999
>>32000
Sweet trips, lads
>>32001
I should tbh. I am comfortable doing it with my parents and siblings, but it would be awkward to sperg in a larger group tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32003>>32006
>See Facebook post attacking short birds who want tall lads
>It's full of fit birds defending going with tall lads
I'm not angry at all tbh, don't want to form a manlet terrorist organisation lmao
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32004
>>31786
>even if Welshlad was a dick to me yesterday too.
Idk what the fuck I did to you tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32006>>32007
>>32003
Dolfuss was a manlet lad, one day, one day…
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32007>>32008
>>32006
So was that Greek lass ALexander the Great and don't forget ==BASED== Vegeta tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32008>>32024
>>32007
BASED VEGETA tbh lad tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32009>>32010
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32010
>>32009
>5ft2 is a manlet
Thats a midget though lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32012>>32014
>>32011
Worst one so far, kek.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32013>>32019
>>32011
*imports wife to make din dins for me*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32014>>32016
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32016
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32017
I'm queer, tattooed and Muslim. Canada needs to get used to that.
>In the West, the "Muslimwoman" has one face, one color, one look: subservience.
>I have a stockpile of memories of those who have told me I can't be Muslim, I don't look Muslim, I'm not Muslim enough --- nope, not me, I don't have that Muslim aura, the certain Muslim je ne sais quoi.
>It's odd that so many of us have fallen into the trap of judging a Muslim by what they wear, a bait taken by both Muslims and non-Muslims alike, which has only been a disservice to us as individuals.
http://www.cbc.ca/2017/i-m-queer-tattooed-and-muslim-canada-needs-to-get-used-to-that-1.4045585
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32019>>32020
>>32013
Is imperium a cure for NEETdom?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32020>>32021
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32021>>32022
>>32020
Oh, actually it's more of an encouragement for NEETdom since they'd be a replacement mummy.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32022>>32023
>>32021
Yeah. I suppose you'd have to somehow pay for her and you though so maybe you'd have to get a job. Unless the government is willing to pay. Being a NEET should be a human right tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32023>>32025
>>32022
UNIVERSAL BASIC NEETCOME
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32024>>32029
>>32008
smh lad can't escape the news even on your radio show, I fucking hate listening to the ZOG
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32026>>32028
Who /hatesbirds/ here? Fucking lasses are pishing me off today tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32028
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>>32026
The War of The Pink Flesh soon, my brother.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32029
>>32024
Sorry lad, have to play it
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32030>>32032 >>32163
IMPERIUM ANNOUNCEMENT.
Search Lissaray1
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32031
>>32027
Don't worry about it, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32032
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32033>>32034
Maybe getting pregnant was a bad idea.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32034
>>32033
Didn't realise I had based Hitler trips in my ID
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32038>>32039
>>32035
Hey,lad. Missed you. Have to go now though.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32039>>32041 >>32044
>>32037
hows it going lad
>>32038
Nice to know you missed me. Where you off too?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32040>>32043
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32041>>32042 >>32043 >>32044
>>32039
>Where you off too?
quick visit to my brother. Later
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32043>>32045
>>32040
Hail Herts mystery lad
>>32041
later lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32044>>32046
>>32039
>hows it going lad
Alright lad, gunna have 3 cheeky chocolate bars then cooks some sausages later. How are you lad, and where were you yesterday?
>>32041
Later lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32045>>32046
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32046>>32048 >>32052
>>32044
>Alright lad, gunna have 3 cheeky chocolate bars then cooks some sausages later
ngl lad i ate a whole chocolate orange yesterday.
>How are you lad, and where were you yesterday?
im ok lad, i wasnt here yesterday because all this news is stressing me out so i thought i'd take a little break and play through persona 4 again. Speaking of News, has anything happened with syria since i left?
>>32045
oh, hi pembs. Whats good?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32048>>32050
>>32046
Having a BBQ with my cousin from London tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32049>>32051 >>32054
what food should i write on my list for mummy to get for the two weeks i get the house to myself?
i got this
>tuna
>rice
>mixed vegetables
>baked beans
>eggs
>BIG soup
>bananas
>apples
>pasta
>tomatos
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32050>>32055
>>32048
sounds nice lad, what food did ya get?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32051>>32053
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32052
>>32046
>ngl lad i ate a whole chocolate orange yesterday.
Cheeky tbh lad.
>im ok lad, i wasnt here yesterday because all this news is stressing me out so i thought i'd take a little break and play through persona 4 again.
Kek lad, people need a break sometimes tbh.
>Speaking of News, has anything happened with syria since i left?
Not really, other than Putin calling it a false flag, and saying there may be more false flags to come.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32053
>>32051
what did you just say? ill make you into mince meat i sware on me mam
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32054>>32058
>>32049
Brown seeded bread.
Some meat.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32055>>32057
>>32050
Had some sausages, pork chops, etc. Meat feast really
What you been up too lad?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32056>>32057
>>32035
>QuentessentiallyBritish.jpg
Hail Hurts lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32057>>32063
>>32055
>Had some sausages, pork chops, etc. Meat feast really
Very nice lad
>What you been up too lad?
not much lad, playing through Persona 4 again now
>>32056
Hail Hurts lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32058>>32059 >>32066
>>32054
>brown seeded bread
WOT
WOTS THAT
I AINT GETTING THAT
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32059>>32060 >>32061 >>32064
>>32058
>not wanting brown seeded bread
I bet you eat the pre-sliced white bread from Tesco.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32060>>32062 >>32064
>>32059
no thats what mummy says
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32061>>32062
>>32059
>being this much of a bread supremacist
really, nigga?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32062>>32066
>>32060
Why don't you want the brown seeded bread then lad?
>>32061
Bread ain't good for you lad so if you're going to eat any then you've gotta eat the best.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32063
>>32057
Ah fair. Never played tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32064>>32065
>>32059
This.
>>32060
Kek you're mum is a right mong.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32065
>>32064
Kek, your mum is a right mong.
*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32066>>32068
>>32062
im saying mummy wont get it because shell say >>32058
"brown seeded bread" sounds too specific shell freak out and get lazy and even if she did somehow manage to get it, next week shed get some different bread.
i got big into porridge a while back and it was fine a while but when we needed more she came back with several boxes of the golden syrup version which i didnt want shes a fucking tard she cant even get plain porridge and she constantly changes brand that she gets of different food items she cant just buy the same one
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32067>>32068
I think my eczema is triggered by anxiety for sure now 😂🔫
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32068>>32069 >>32071
>>32066
You should go shopping with her so you can make sure she gets the right things tbh.
>>32067
Don't scratch it lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32069>>32070
>>32068
>You should go shopping with her so you can make sure she gets the right things tbh.
yeah i did and she got the right things literally that one time then it all changed next week
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32070
>>32069
Then keep going with her.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32071>>32072 >>32073 >>32075
>>32068
Doesn't matter if I do. Side of necks gone red and all around my mouth from just being with people for a couple of hours top wew. Anxiety is one thing but it actually showing physically, damn. Not that you want to hear this lmao. Posting makes me a bit confier than I would be
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32072>>32074
>>32071
>Not that you want to hear this lmao. Posting makes me a bit confier than I would be
no i like the updates. Its Pembs out in the field with only his wits to survive
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32073>>32074
>>32071
That sounds like a terrible curse lad, I feel for you. I'd be more worried about making you feel uncomfortable by talking about it.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32074>>32075 >>32076
>>32072
Top kek , bear grylls of social situations here lad
>>32073
Thanks smh. It does kinda suck but at least I could get two birds with one stone by fixing the anxiety eh.
based bathrooms I can post from tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32075>>32077
>>32071
>>32074
Can't you take a break from them in the ambulance or something, lad? Sometimes I feel like I've socialised enough and then retreat to my room tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32076>>32077
>>32074
*enters bathroom behind you and sniffs your bum while you wee*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32077>>32078 >>32080
>>32075
I'm kinda doing that now but upstairs instead. It's just he only comes to wales like a few weeks a year then goes back to London so I will have to force myself down but going down he'll look at me weird for looking like I have a weird rash ahhhh
>>32076
LAD!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32078>>32079
>>32077
It's just rash, lad. You don't have to excuse it.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32079>>32081
>>32078
I guess not. It just adds to feeling anxious
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32080>>32087
>>32077
*stabs your bum with my horns because you startled me*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32081>>32083 >>32085 >>32087 >>32088
>>32079
I understand, lad.
I BELIEVE IN YOU
*gives you a civic thumbs up*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32083>>32084 >>32086
>>32081
Egoraptor really let himself go.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32084>>32086 >>32088 >>32089
did dafty upload her new OC yet?
>>32083
kek
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32085>>32086 >>32093 >>32095
>>32081
i fucking hate fat people holy shit
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32086
>>32083
He's just evolving into a form that no longer propels itself by legs but by gliding rolls of fat.
>>32085
>tfw American taxpayers pay for this
I doubt we're much better with out based NHS though
>>32084
No, lad. She's probably drawing it right now
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32087>>32089 >>32091
>>32080
O-ouch Lets try having din dins first
>>32081
Wew. Thanks lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32088>>32090 >>32092 >>32096
Hi lads
>>32081
Is that you there lad?
>>32084
Nah she's drawing right now, just taking a break from 8chan until it's done I think.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32089>>32092
>>32084
>>32087
oh right lads. Hail Hurts
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32090
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32091>>32097
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>>32087
Only if you tell me if this lass is old enough to be a waifu
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32092
>>32089
was partially for >>32088 (checked)
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32093>>32094 >>32095 >>32098 >>32102 >>32105
>>32085
>i fucking hate fat people holy shit
Wait, hol up
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32094>>32100 >>32104 >>32105
>>32093
Sorry lad, but all the fat people I've experienced in my life have been unpleasant
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32095>>32104
>>32093
>>32085
OOOOOOOH THERES GUNNA BE SOME MORE DRAMA
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32096>>32105
>>32088
Hail Herts
>88
Hail Hitler
>Is that you there lad?
Goal body, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32097>>32099
>>32091
Looks safe from the thumbnail lad, on phone though
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32098>>32104
>>32093
Don't listen to them lad, big is beautiful.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32099
>>32097
Thanks lass
*buys you cold ravioli*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32100>>32103
>>32094
lad, wadda you doing…
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32101
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Green hoodie or red hoodie?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32102>>32104
>>32093
Ban him lad. This is a place for body positivity.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32103>>32107
>>32100
I'm not gonna mince my words on this subject.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32104>>32107
>>32095
Don't worry, lad. I hate fat people too.
>>32094
I understand, lad. I'm trying to redeem myself tbh
>>32098
*writes "beautiful" on myself with marker all over my body but deep down I still don't believe it*
I guess it doesn't work on bigots, lass. I'll have to do it the hard way smh.
>>32102
But I like (You)s, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32105>>32106 >>32108
>>32093
>>32094
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>32096
You mean you're fatter? kek
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32106
>>32105
>You mean you're fatter? kek
Top kek.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32107>>32110
>>32103
Ok lad… btw good broadcast
>>32104
>Don't worry, lad. I hate fat people too.
you hate yourself?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32108>>32113
>>32105
>implying there would be much of a fight
THE WEAK
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32109>>32111 >>32112
Reeee I'm on 1% .. goodbye friends
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32110
>>32107
>you hate yourself?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32111
>>32109
See you in the afterlife, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32112
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32116>>32126
>>32113
>>32114
Top kek. Good lass and lad
That image makes it look like he's a very fast beachmaster going at incredible hihg speed
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32117>>32118 >>32119 >>32120
>>32115
VIVE LE ROI
DIEU SAUVE LE ROI DES BUMBUMS
tbh
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32118>>32120 >>32122
>>32117
>>32115
What's this French memmi?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32119
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32120>>32122
>>32118
>>32117
Jadore le croissants, honhonhon
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32121>>32123 >>32125
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>When you cuck the lanklet
>But will always be a swarthy pseudo celt
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32122>>32127 >>32129
>>32118
>il n'est pas français
smh
>>32120
>les croissants
>pas les baguettes et le vin
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32123>>32124
>>32121
At least your horns makes you look taller, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32124
>>32123
True tbh, otherwise girls would bully me smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32126>>32150
>>32116
That's a big beachmaster.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32127>>32133 >>32138
>>32122
I'm grateful for to the French immigrants that allows us to eat baguettes and snails but please integrate and speak English smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32128
>>32125
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32129>>32131 >>32133
>>32122
>le vin
>pas de cognac
Paysan!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32130>>32133
>>32125
that just makes it look really awkward for them too kiss tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32131
>>32129
C'est merde!
>pas du lit
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32133>>32150
>>32127
NON!
>>32129
Hors d'ici, Rosbif!
>>32130
>t. manlet
See pic related
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32134>>32145
>>32132
Just looks like yellow-shirt dude is closer to the camera than the checked-shirt chap.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32135>>32140
>tfw just a small lass but slightly above average willy so I look like i have a monster willy sort of
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32137
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32138>>32141
>>32127
Thats pretty angry and nativist lad, smh. Who else would make the escargot?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32139
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The chick in this is fucking delicious
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32140>>32142
>>32135
It doesn't work if somebody else is there for scale lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32141>>32144
>>32138
Quelqu'un a dit escargots?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32142
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32143>>32146 >>32147
>tfw cucked a lass who was rather tall
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32144>>32149
>>32141
Oui, pour les débutants
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32145>>32148
>>32134
Here's a better angle.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32146>>32151
>>32143
>mfw the eternal manlet
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32147
>>32143
>cucked a lass
This me_me is confusing me now
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32150>>32152 >>32153
>>32126
That's a little elelass seal
>>32133
Speak a language we can all understand reee
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32151>>32152
>>32146
>he is already my height
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32152
>>32150
smh soz lad
>>32151
kek
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32153>>32156
>>32150
That's a fresh beachmaster.
Saved.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32154>>32157
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if i was little girl they would bully me for my height
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32157>>32158
>>32154
BIG LITTLE GIRLS
>>32156
*thanks you*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32158
>>32157
She looks so funny. Her face is so tiny for that body. Truly a BIG LITTLE LASS
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32159
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AHAAHHAHAHAHH HOLY SHIT
HE'S GETTING THERE
SOON™
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32161>>32162 >>32167
WHo /describedbyothersasrapey/ here?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32162>>32165
>>32161
A lass said I was creepy once. Hurt tbh smh
Rapey is a bit extreme though, lad
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32164
>can't even drink because I have to drive early tomorrow morning
JUST
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32165>>32168 >>32169
>>32162
One shouted at me for smacking her arse in a club seriously
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32166>>32167 >>32168
tfw you fuck up nofap but are still confident
shaved my head tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32167>>32172 >>32173
>>32161
one time a girl said i was a creep and then bullied me along with her friends for a few weeks but eventually i got my revenge and now its all over mfw
>>32166
one fap isnt bad and wont ruin it just jump back on the wagon
every day of nofap is like taking a step forward and a fap is like going two steps back
the progress you made is not undone by one fap however giving in and saying "oh i did it once might as well again" is what will fuck your shit up
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32168>>32170 >>32172 >>32173
>>32165
Sucks, lad. Was probably a worthless slag anyway smh. Only those go to clubs tbh
never been to a club tbh
>>32166
>Nofap is so dishonourable you have to cut your topknot
You're taking it a bit seriously, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32169
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32170
>>32168
>>Nofap is so dishonourable you have to cut your topknot
He should have committed seppuku because of how dishonourable it was.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32172>>32174
>>32167
wew lad how did you exact vengeance?
>>32168
It was my first time and last
Was shit because I don't like that sort of music and you can't dance to it tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32173
>>32168
i had hair about 7-8 inches long but felt like I was magically warped into it, without watching it grow, also I didnt feel I deserved it tbh, even though I prefer it
>>32167
yeah I didn't binge, I am confident, I was close to not wanking but tiredness fucked me up
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32174>>32175 >>32177
>>32172
What kind of music do you play at your court, m'lad?
>i had hair about 7-8 inches long but felt like I was magically warped into it, without watching it grow, also I didnt feel I deserved it tbh, even though I prefer it
That's pretty long, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32175>>32178
>>32174
Usually anything before 1970 or psychedelic stuff or David Bowie tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32176>>32177
i wish she would look at me like this and also was real
i love scully
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32177>>32178 >>32179
>>32174
>denying me a (You)
ahhh laaaaaaad
>>32176
but she is real
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32178>>32180
>>32177
>>32177
Sorry, lad. Have two. Sweet dubs too.
>>32175
At least that means I wouldn't have to hear talk of only sex, drugs and violence, right?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32179>>32186
>>32177
the actress is real not the character
the character is my waifu
smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32180>>32181
>>32178
Exactly lass unless it's race war violence
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32181
>>32180
>unless it's race war violence
Would be a breath of fresh air tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32182>>32184
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Who here /apologeticallyhasajailbaitfu/ here?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32184>>32185
>>32182
Going to have to make an example out of you, lad. We have a no nonce policy
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32185>>32187
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32186>>32189
>>32179
you can find a gril like her
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32187>>32188
>>32185
Come back in 3 months time, lad *forces myself to look while smashing you with my banhammer*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32188>>32191
>>32187
*posts final memi for you lasses to remember me with*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32189>>32190
>>32186
>find a girl that looks like her
>has the same type of accent
>same hair colour and style
>same sort of personlity
its a unicorn tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32190>>32192
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32191>>32194
>>32188
Maybe we'll drop by the bumbumcourt some time lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32192>>32193
>>32190
its also possible you could be crowned king if enough people died
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32193
had a dream I hugged some qt
then I went into a shop and bought the DAILY MAIL
>>32192
*starts thinking*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32194>>32204
>>32191
>tfw I'm the cause of the board splintering
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32196>>32199
is anyone else not able to properly breathe through their nose for a few days after they wank?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32199
>>32196
I don't think that's normal, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32201
>>32198
I don't understand this memmi
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32202
i love terrified and upset scully
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32203
>>32198
>looks at post history
>every single of your post is like that
why, lad?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32204>>32206
>>32194
No lad, you did the right thing. Leniency towards one nonce will bring them all down on our board because they'll think it's a safe zone.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32206>>32208
>>32204
True. He should probably make himself a prison board though. He's not going back to the BumBumCourt for a long time.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32208>>32209
>>32206
just give him a small ban lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32209
>>32207
>first image suggested when googling the actress is that image pointing out her surgery and botox
>>32208
Don't worry, lad, I'm just memiing.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32212
>>32210
>>32211
theres nothing you can do lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32213>>32215
i wish she was real i love her a lot
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32214>>32216
>>32210
>>32211
>48 years old
It's too late
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32215>>32216
>>32213
Just get your future girlfriend to dress up like her, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32216>>32217
>>32214
>confusing the actress for the character
>again
>after i explained it multiple times
>>32215
i love her
i want her
i dont want some whore womyn dressing up like her for shagging shes my waifu not some fetish
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32217>>32218
>>32216
>shes my waifu not some fetish
thats essentially what a waifu is lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32219>>32222 >>32227
She's not real and you won't even try to make her real yet you obsess over her smh. At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real ?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32220>>32221 >>32223
>>32218
Woah lads watch out, he posted an angry image, i'm in trouble now!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32222>>32226
>>32219
>you won't even try to make her real
you cant make fictional characters real
>At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real
*rich evans laugh*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32224>>32227
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FRESH GOLDEN LION FROM THE NORTH
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32225>>32227
>people that constantly phone despite not being answered for like 5 times yet they still try and phone
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32226>>32230
>>32222
You mean Sarah Rosen.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32227>>32228 >>32230
>>32219
>At least Aryan Goddess Virginia Hale is real
if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
>>32225
ugh, my dad does that all the time lad.
>>32224
cheers lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32228>>32237
>>32227
>if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
dare you to tell them
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32230>>32237
>>32226
Wew. That memi kind of killed me
>>32227
>if you knew what i knew you wouldnt think she's so great tbh.
*doesn't enquire*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32231>>32232
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32232>>32233 >>32234
>>32231
yes i do
i literally think about her 24/7
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32233>>32235
>>32232
That's not love
it's autistic obsession
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32234>>32235
>>32232
Do you dream about her?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32235>>32236
>>32233
isnt that basically what love is?
>>32234
i dont know i never remember my dreams
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32236
>>32235
>isnt that basically what love is?
lel
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32237>>32239
>>32228
I said i woulndt
>>32230
good
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32238
>it's an """""anglo""""" with a taig surname episode
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32239>>32240
>>32237
>I said i woulndt
so did i but then i told you
youre right i guess no reason to ruin 22st image of his waifu
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32240
>>32239
She's not my waifu. She's Joe's waifu now.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32241>>32242 >>32244
Speaking of Sarah Rosen, here's a fresh article by her alter ego.
‘Ban Cars to Stop Terror’ Says Sweden’s Best-Selling Newspaper After Stockholm Attack
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/ban-cars-newspaper-stockholm-attack/
Well there it is, ban assault cars is no longer just a memi thanks to Sweden.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32242>>32243 >>32250 >>32252
>>32241
>ban cars
i like the sound of that tbh i hate cars
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32243
>>32242
No lad, assault cars in cities
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32244
>>32241
That solves two problems tbh. Now they don't have to plough snow for those evil white men who drive to work.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32245>>32247 >>32248
>tfw can't just be a hikki neet and live with someone who does the shopping and stuff and doesn't push me to socialise with anyone else and can just shitpost and play games all day instead of having to go through this all the time and being stressed
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32247>>32249
>>32245
Are you safe now, lass?
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32248>>32249
>>32245
Yes you can lad, thats what I do but without the weeb undertones.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32249>>32251 >>32263
>>32247
yeah they just left but now my dads friend and his gf are in the kitchen. was nice to see them in a way just so stressful and my skin feels bad.
>>32248
do you not have to go outside or talk to people lad?
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32251>>32268
>>32249
>yeah they just left but now my dads friend and his gf are in the kitchen. was nice to see them in a way just so stressful and my skin feels bad.
I know that feel. At least it's nice to relax after.
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32253>>32256 >>32258 >>32268
>>32252
imagine how much nicer it would be just to walk in the road all the time
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32254>>32266
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32256>>32258 >>32259 >>32266
>>32253
I wish we were in horsie times smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32257
>>32255
top kek *saves in TheBumBumKingFolder*
Won't ban you, lad. You deserve to stay
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32258
>>32253
>>32256
>tfw will never press a button that makes it so cars were never invented but we still somehow have stuff like the internet and also it makes it so all our cities and towns architecture was nice and the layout is all like ye olden days when you had narrow streets and could walk everywhere
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32259>>32266
>>32256
I live in horise times in the countryside lad. Fat women take their horses for rides all the time and shit everywhere smh.
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32261>>32269
>>32260
toasty in good ol' Hampshire lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32263>>32272
>>32249
Not for 3-5 days a week, no. Only on the days I work. Ive been sitting on a hill in the sun for about 2 weeks now, kek. I have to do some work soon, smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32264>>32267
when you guys go on walks does your asscrack sweat?
mine does its one major reason i dont like walking i actually get a sweat patch on my boxers and have to change them every time i get back
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32265>>32273
>>32262
Nice Scully lad, ngl.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32266
>>32254
>http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/04/11/rejected-boris-johnson-fails-win-g7-support-russia-sanctions/
>Germany and Italy vetoed the idea, believing the tensions should not be escalated until an investigation into the gas incident in Idlib, Syria, has been completed, according to The Telegraph.
>Italian Foreign Minister Angelino Alfano insisted that “we must have a dialogue with Russia and we must not push Russia into a corner”, suggesting President Vladimir Putin would have to be involved in any process designed to remove Bashar al-Assad from power in Syria.
Oh, so what Drumpf should have gone. Kind of shocked at this levelheadedness.
>http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/11/barack-obama-angela-merkel-plan-globalist-reunion-brandenburg-gate/
>the burdens of global citizenship continue to bind us together.
Fuck this memi. Glad Nige pokes fun at it all the time tbh
>>32256
>>32259
Met a BIG HORSIE today tbh. Almost killed my brother's dog because it got a bit aggressive. I wouldn't take kindly to a LITTLE DOG being cheeky with me either tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32267
>>32264
>asscrack sweat
What? No lad, fucking kek.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32268>>32270 >>32271 >>32277
>>32251
thanks for the hug lad, I needed that. it does feel very nice to be back here after that. tempted to move back into mummies and never see anyone again but then I'll never get better smh.
>>32253
I don't know lad, they're needed outside of big towns, half hour drive to the nearest shopping centre.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32269
>>32261
>winters freezing cold made worse with west winds
>summers too hot to go outside
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32270
>>32268
Thanks for your late night hug last night, lass. Didn't see it when I went to bed but I woke up to it tbh
>but then I'll never get better smh.
True. Smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32271>>32274 >>32289
>>32268
>I don't know lad, they're needed outside of big towns, half hour drive to the nearest shopping centre.
buit thats because of cars
cars enable everthing being further away and less need for public transport
our whole infrastructure is designed around cars
get rid of them and more railways would spring up and businesses would build closer to you so you could walk or bycycle and stuff
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32272>>32278
>>32263
that does sound pretty comfy I'd prefer 7 days a week but that's hard to pull off
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32273>>32278
>>32265
are you implying that there is such a thing as a scully that isnt nice?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32274
>>32271
memis aside, towns arent even that far apart from each other in walking distances
most are anywhere from 8-12miles apart, if youre in the middle, you only have to walk 4-6 miles to get to a town. if youre not a fat lazy piece of shit this is a realistic walking distance in half a day with a road
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32275>>32276 >>32289
Rare fedora tier Civic Fencer. Almost unrecognisable
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32276>>32279
>>32275
god i hate this fucking nerd i wanna beat him up
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32277>>32279 >>32289
>>32268
I want to cuddle girlpembs too. She looks so down all the time.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32278>>32289
>>32272
Agreed tbh lad. I want to get into brewing ale, that seems like the most antisocial work one could do. Spend 6 days staring at a keg and then sell it on the 7th.
>>32273
Wew lad I was trying to be nice and you just shot me down.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32279>>32280 >>32282
>>32276
Good luck
*puts on armour*
>>32277
That'd be cute lickinglips.jpg
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32280>>32281 >>32283 >>32284 >>32293
>>32279
civic fencer fights varg
who wins?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32281
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32282>>32285 >>32288 >>32297
>>32279
D-do you want to draw it lad? I crave OC and I don't know when daftie will be ready to unveil her masterpiece.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32283>>32285
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32284>>32286
>>32280
I'd say Civic Fencer has the edge both at range and in melee. He's a former Civic Archer, so he'd be able to penetrate Varg's mail armour with his longbow before Varg would get in range to throw rocks at him.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32285>>32287
>>32283
This. It was so cute when Varg mentioned Matt Easton in his videos. Matt Easton deserves AT LEAST the amount of subs that the scat enabler has.
>>32282
Oh lass. And you say I'm corrupting you. I think it's the other way around tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32286>>32290
>>32284
what good is a ranged weapon when varg would stalk him through the bushes and ambush him?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32287>>32290
>>32285
>scat enabler
do tell
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32288>>32297
>>32282
And I'm not entirely in the mood to draw today tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32289>>32291 >>32292
>>32271
good point about rail, I'd accept no cars if it meant rail could be a lot cheaper, but then it would be jam packed tbf.
>>32275
reminds me of this lad kek
>>32277
t-that would be nice lass..
you're right I should cheer up tbh
>>32278
haha that would awesome, and there's loads of people into that craft beer thing now it could be quite successful too
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32290>>32294
>>32287
Skallagrim. He said in a QA video that he would be fine with his wife(who is genderfluid) going over to a friend and having him shit on her. It's the current year after all.
>>32286
Well the lad doing the ambush would have the advantage so it's not really a fair fight then, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32291>>32298
>>32289
cars should go back to being something only for the very rich but idk how wed do that
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32292>>32297
>>32289
>Neo.jpg
What did he mean by this?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32293
>>32280
Civic fencer is a master of all forms of combat and his superior intellect means he would concoct the perfect strategy to beat Varg.
Varg's few advantages are his barbarian berserker rage, his faith in the old gods and his assault truck.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32294>>32295
>>32290
so civic fencer is the scat guy or skallagrim?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32295
>>32294
Skallagrim is the scat guy
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32296
Civic Fencer's wife seems pretty wholesome and he has a child tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32297
>>32282
>>32288
ahhhh that would be great but don't worry lad
>>32292
kek I saved it ages ago, it's Neo from the matrix
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32298
>>32291
the lower classes would get really jealous and start nicking them
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32299>>32300 >>32302 >>32303 >>32304 >>32309
Each of these men is dropped somewhere in the wilderness with only the things they are pictured as having here.
Only one can survive.
Which one?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32300
>>32299
Realistically Varg anyday
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32302>>32314 >>32316 >>32317 >>32318 >>32319 >>32474
>>32299
is that sam on the left? I don't know who is on the far right
varg tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32303>>32306
>>32299
The Golden One because he has the power of truefriends.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32304
>>32299
I hope they all die tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32305
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32306
>>32303
I bet his taig gf used to peg him at his demand lamo
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32307>>32310 >>32311 >>32312
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32309
>>32299
Varg or the Golden one. Kind of unfair given that they have a spear and sword and all Sammy has is some plastic armour.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32310
>>32307
He was bullied into hiding over a poor choice of words and never came back.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32311
>>32307
Found a tranny gf, caught AIDS and died
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32312
>>32307
Still sucking I guess
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32313
Wait, he only wanted to do it, he hadn't done it
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32314>>32315
>>32302
bless me with your wisdom varg
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32315>>32318 >>32319
>>32314
wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32316>>32319
>>32302
> I don't know who is on the far right
Lindybeige
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32317
>>32302
Varg would wreck tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32318>>32320
>>32302
Varg-rolling for the giggles.
>>32315
HE KNOWS
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32319>>32321
>>32302
roll
>>32315
that's good for you lad but you probably already failed today
>>32316
oh thanks.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32320>>32323
>>32318
But I dont even Vargpost :(
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32321>>32323
>>32319
i havent fapped today or yesterday actually
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32322
>>32308
they sound great lad ngl
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32323
>>32321
oh. good lad.
>>32320
might be better to use dice on this board
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32324
>>32308
>brain damage the accent
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32326>>32327
>>32325
can you post more natural looking ones? the kind that are nice waifus
like that one gif where the girl is spinning around with the guy
qts
not plastic whores
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32328
>>32325
I like the colourscheme on this one.
>imperium posting
Chink-stagram?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32329
>>32327
yeah thats nice
but not quite there yet shes dressed like a slut
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32330
Ah fuck I lost my tripcode!!!!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32331>>32333 >>32335 >>32336 >>32338 >>32344 >>32348
guys itd be funny if we kidnapped a sexy asian girl and gangbanged her tied up in my cellar
hahaha
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32334>>32339
>it's a mummy asks you what you were laughing at episode
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32337>>32340
>>32336
I thought that was what you wanted, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32339>>32342
>>32334
what were you laughing at lad?
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32341>>32343 >>32345
i wish i could cockslap marion
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32342>>32351
>>32339
Was something innocent this time, redlettermedia. Somtimes it's something a bit more devilish tbh.
who /evillaugh/ here?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32345
>>32341
think i might feel bad after
i want to see women as nice and pure
but i also want to demiolish them and cum all over them and have them be sluts
but doing the latter ruins the former
then she just becomes a slut to me
id feel bad like i defiled her
shes probably already done those kinds of things though
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32349>>32350
for example this pic
this is taken by the guy whose house she is at
both the women were single here i think (think it was shortly after marions divorce)
and the guy is a highly attractive chad type
and if you look at the way theyre sitting and the fact they are barefoot in someone elses home they are clearly comfortable and also french (highly decadent, now and historically) they probably had a threesome
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32350>>32355
>>32349
>Waifuposters Photo Analysis PLC
Its like Sherlock Holmes but much more sexually frustrated.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32351
>>32342
they probably think you're planning something dastardly
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32353>>32357
GREEN SPACES GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/04/170410085324.htm
>As part of the experiment, eight volunteers aged 65 and over (from a wider sample of 95 people aged 65 and over) wore a mobile EEG head-set which recorded their brain activity when walking between busy and green urban spaces.
>The research team also ran a video of the routes the people walked, asking the participants to describe "snapshots" of how they felt. The volunteers were also interviewed before and after.
>The volunteers experienced beneficial effects of green space and preferred it, as it was calming and quieter, the study revealed.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32354
>>32352
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT FUCKING HOBAE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32355>>32363
>>32350
but its so obvious
>two young single attractive women in the home of a attractive "philosopher" chad
>drinking alcohol
>barefoot
>in france
>and theyre all french
>marion sucked a guys dick with another girl
what a slut
she needs a cockslap
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32357>>32363
>>32353
what counts as green?
something as small as a tree along the path? a small patch of grass?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32358>>32372
>>32356
do you have one where girl is licking an object like its a penis?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32360
i shouldnt let this french harlot corrupt me
i love scully
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32363>>32365
>>32357
Yeah even looking at an unripe banana tbh lad.
>>32355
>marion sucked a guys dick with another girl
Carry on….
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32364
>>32361
>stink
>have shower
>shower makes me hot
>get out of shower
>get dressed
>sweating
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32365>>32370
>>32363
shes probably eaten cum or had it on her face tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32366>>32369 >>32371 >>32373 >>32374 >>32376
>Put on my sister's bra today
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32367>>32376
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32368>>32376
>>32361
I hope it was cold!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32370
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32371>>32380
>>32366
what was it like lad?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32374
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32375>>32379 >>32381 >>32386
i want marion to start blowing me and a black guy but the black guy has a average willy and mine is fucking huge so marion is comparing the two and then starts laughing at the black guy and tells that nigger to gtfo and he goes and sits and watches me get blown
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32376>>32386
>>32368
I put it on hot first to get my nose clear but then put it on cold tbh
>>32367
ta lad
>>32366
I wish I had a sister to hug and protect
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32377
>>32372
ok
do you have more pics of asians with white men?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32378>>32386
>tfw youll never be the black guy in porn, but white
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32379>>32384
>>32375
>marion
>racemixing
>even in a fantasy
smh thats utterly vile.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32380>>32382 >>32386
>>32371
ill fitting as I don't have tits but arousing
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32381
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32382
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32383>>32385 >>32387 >>32391
>mfw I come back to this thread
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32384
>>32379
shes french though and went to university she probably did it already
political opinions mean almost nothing when it comes to ppl doing decadent things
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32385>>32388 >>32393
>>32383
I thot this was what nubrit was for?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32386
>>32375
>>32378
bloody heck lad. you need to conquer lust if you want to do nofap.
>>32376
>I put it on hot first to get my nose clear but then put it on cold tbh
good lad, that's the best way to do it
>>32380
wew
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32387>>32393
>>32383
what is your fetish
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32388>>32389 >>32392
>>32385
spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) are not welcome here, lass
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32389>>32394
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32390
i just noticed mike stoklasa has really pointy ears
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32391>>32397
>>32383
How do we end the unironic miscegenation posting lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32392
>>32388
this
no previous posting history
he wants to make us look bad smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32393
>>32385
We still have standards here lad, despite what you /brit/ spies (Alberto Barbosa, /nbp/, Monarch, /brit/) think of us.
>>32387
Hetero stuff tbh
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▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32394
>>32389
But you're a spy smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32395>>32397
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32396
I love Scully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32397
>>32391
pic related
>>32395
Highly doubt it.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32398>>32399 >>32400
>waifuposter being degenerate again
please stop this
not spoilering the image was an accident
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32399
>>32398
you've been good at spoilering the images so I forgive you, lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32400
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32401>>32403 >>32404 >>32405 >>32415
Is trannyism preferable if you're sure to fail as a man?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32402
I wish I could meet Scully and then hold her hand all night long as we sat under a tree and gazed up at the stars
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32403>>32408
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32404>>32407
>>32401
No.
If you're guaranteed to fail, suicide is better.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32405
>tfw codemonkey will never fix the site
>>32401
No, and I'm going to ban you unless you stop false flagging tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32407>>32409 >>32410 >>32415 >>32417
>>32404
How do you work up the courage to commit suicide, I know my life is worthless but thought of the final, inevitable fading of consciousness still puts me off. I have too strong a survival instinct.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32409>>32412 >>32415
>>32407
You're in the right place after all, lad. Most people here have considered suicide
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32410
>>32407
How do you work up the courage to fuck up your endocrine system with the wrong type of hormones?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32411
>>32408
smh. We've known it for a long time. Welcome home, SA
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32413>>32419
>>32412
Where's your board lad?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32414>>32420
Wait. I know who you are.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32415>>32416
>>32401
>>32407
become a tranny and you'll want to kill yourself then probably, problem solved
>>32409
that was just memis lad…
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32416>>32421
>>32415
>that was just memis lad…
Oh….
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32417>>32426
>>32407
tbh ive never thought about suicide
i just dont get it
maybe its my belief in THE LORD that prevents it
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32418>>32424
>>32408
Will the real SA please stand up?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32419>>32422
>>32413
It's been down since the whole crash smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32422>>32430
>>32419
Ask /sudo/ to bring it back.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32423
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32424>>32427
>>32418
>Curly hair
>Weird negroesque eyes
>Strange jaw
L-lads . . .
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32425>>32428 >>32433
Global war approaches: North Korea warns: “If a single bullet is fired we will nuke the United States”
http://twofeed.org/2017/04/07/global-war-approaches-north-korea-warns-if-a-single-bullet-is-fired-we-will-nuke-the-united-states/
STOP IT DRUMPF YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32426>>32432
>>32417
I worry about what Big God will do as well.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32427
>>32424
He's weird looking af tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32428>>32431
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>>32425
>“If a single bullet is fired we will nuke the United States”
DO IT
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32430
>>32422
I did lass now i can only weight smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32431
>>32428
I'd be happy to let it happen but I'm afraid we'll get caught up in it too smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32432
>>32426
I dont want to die because I need to do good things to replace all the bad ones before he judges me aaaahhhhh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32433
>>32425
Goowan are Kim
BASED
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32436>>32438 >>32440 >>32449
Ouuuch my head.
Can WW3 wait until the morning tbh?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32437>>32442
>>32435
tbh before you get too excited like /pol/ are he said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons against his own people, he just misspoke.
/pol/ are wanking off to 'based Spicer' now thanks to this, they're faggots.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32438>>32441
>>32436
I'll stay up and record it so you can see it in the morning, lad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32440
>>32436
>ywn rest your head on her boobies
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32441
>>32438
Thanks lad, that is kind of you.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32442>>32445
>>32437
Funny either way, lad. And that parenthesis
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32443>>32444 >>32445
Why are our princesses all degenerate fucking slags?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32444>>32453
>>32443
Reflects society tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32445
>>32442
True tbh, burger media is funny
>>32443
Diana ruined everything.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32447>>32450 >>32452
goodnight scully i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32448
>>32446
Every 4th word is 'like'.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32449>>32470
>>32436
I hope we get to watch the apocalypse films before the war
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32450
>>32447
Goodnight lad, pleasant dreams filled with Scully and handholding to you.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32451>>32454
>tfw lost your cool trip that said Fencer in it
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32452
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32453>>32455 >>32456 >>32480
>>32444
Reeeeeeee.
I wish I was a princess, I'd be fucking great at it. Much better than those drug-addled sluts anyway.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32454>>32457
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32455
>>32453
You can marry my son dear lady
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32456
>>32453
Aw, that's cute. And I am sure that'd be true tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32457>>32459
>>32454
It had japanese characters in the password and I didn't write it down smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32458>>32460
more wine you brown skinned slut
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32459>>32461
>>32457
Shame lad. You could try find it out again.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32460>>32464
>>32458
Agreed. wagwan lad?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32461>>32462
>>32459
Yeah I'm running it through the generator
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32462
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32463>>32465
*wanks to pictures of African tribal women*
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32464>>32467
>>32460
nothing tbh
16 hours without a wank tbh, not bad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32467>>32471
>>32464
Wasnt it 24 hours yesterday though? Smh no willpower.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32469>>32476
>>32468
Dont bully me, Im recycling childhood greetings as part of my environmental drive.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32470>>32486
>>32449
Have you thought of a date, lad? Maybe a weekend marathon?
I want to watch The Twilight Zone as well tbh as discussed yesterday.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32471>>32472
>>32467
No, that was 2 days ago, I went 2 days tbqh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32472>>32473
>>32471
Oh good lad, not bad.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32473>>32479
>>32472
It really hurts my willy too so thats a bonus
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32474>>32484 >>32498
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32476>>32484
>>32469
Alright lad but remember we speak the Queen's English here.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32479
>>32473
What does, the nofap or the fap? Actually dont answer that I dont want to know tbh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32480>>32494
>>32453
What is the daughter of a chieftain's title? You can have that in the near future. Or I guess it'd have to be queen. So chieftainess.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32483>>32487
>>32439
>Should I b
No, it is terrible value. £2.30 a pint. You can get decent ales for half the price with ease.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32484>>32488 >>32498
>>32474
Bonjour lad.
>>32476
What about when we do frogspeak?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32486>>32499 >>32502
>>32470
Friday lad, I made this poal
dunno about when to do twilight zone tho but would enjoy it
http://poal.me/2yptoh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32487>>32495
>>32483
But not Cask ales lad - just the crap they put in bottles. I normally pay £2-£4 per pint for take-out drinks from the pub, so its cheaper than that.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32488>>32491
>>32484
The frogs aren't niggers, they're just our punching bag.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32490>>32492 >>32493 >>32497
I'll make the next thread
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32491>>32497
>>32488
A fair and balanced observation of the French. Okay, Ill leave the ebonics at the door then.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32492
is notGCHQ here?
>>32490
ok
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32493
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32494>>32496
>>32480
But would your kin accept a saxon as a brythonic chieftess?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32495>>32500
>>32487
No lad, I mean from a local brewery. My local does a 72-pint Firkin for just over £100.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32496
>>32494
My kin trusts their chieftain tbh. It would bring peace and prosperity to our tribes tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32497
>>32490
Good lad
>>32491
Good lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32498>>32505
>>32474
Can do lad, can do.
>>32484
Bon jovi m8, how's my druid friend doing?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32499>>32501 >>32504 >>32506
>>32486
Do you want to space it out over a 3 or 4 day period lad?
Also, I know of two apocalyptic Twilight Zone Episodes off-hand one called Time Enough At Last and the other one titled "The Old Man in the Cave". Will add to to the list.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32500>>32513
>>32495
Oh I see. I like Harveys and its one of my local breweries though lad. Smh Ill start phoning around other breweries tomorrow.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32501
>>32499
I said that the other day but it was shot down I think. Maybe it would be best to space it out.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32502>>32503
>>32486
Ok great. I will make sure I free Friday night then.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32503
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32504
>>32499
Time Enough At Last is the glasses one? such a memi kek
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32505>>32510
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>>32498
Alright today ta lad, not done a great deal tbf. Yourself?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32506>>32507 >>32508 >>32509 >>32511 >>32514 >>32515
>>32499
I like the one where the lad gets trapped on an imageboard and is too frightened to confront the reality of his life because it's too awful to contemplate that he will be 24 next month and still lives with mummy and has had no gf for nearly 4 years and so he larps as a neet monarch but knows deep down it's not make believe lmao
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32508
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32510>>32512
>>32505
Me neither tbh, fucked about in the sunlight with me siblings for most of today. Relearned how to ride a bike so I suppose that was slightly productive. All the sunlight's getting me in the mood for shagging tbh. This is the mating season right?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32511>>32516
>>32506
>no gf for nearly 4 years
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32512>>32525
>>32510
>cycling & siblings
Wholesome as fuck lad, sounds nice.
>mating season
Its frog raiding and pillaging season for the ancient britons lad, so I guess so.
>ywn seize a frank woman as spoils of war after cutting down her father on the banks of the Seinne
Smh why bother.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32513>>32518
>>32500
It is well worth doing, buying direct from the brewery is the way to go but it looks like Harveys are expensive Smh. Have you ever had their ‘Old Ale’?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32514>>32519
>>32506
lad…
Tbh it's not like you're that old. Not even halfway through your 20's. You should start a yt channel &/or a business or switch to a new job or something. Try something new.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32516>>32520 >>32522
>>32509
thankyou lass
>>32511
I have known the better sting of love smh
>tfw it is better to have never loved at all than to have loved and loss
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32517>>32526
Should I just post the new thread?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32518
>>32513
>Old Ale
No lad but Ill look out for it, my absolute favourite is the Gold Bier but its rare as fuck. Im going to the brewery shop in Lewes soon so Ill pick an Old up.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32519>>32527
>>32514
I suppose so, need something to get out of this stagnation smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32520>>32521
>>32516
>tfw it is better to have never loved at all than to have loved and loss
Not really. You're still higher on the dominance hierarchy since you instinctively know you can make it now.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32521>>32523 >>32524 >>32536
>>32520
I'm convinced it was a fluke tbh she only chose me because I look like a celebrity she liked and also she chased me so i never learned how to hunt properly smh
i suppose it could be worse though smh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32522
>>32516
keep self-improving lad
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32523
>>32521
Someone of the opposite sex had an attraction for you, lad. That's not a bad start tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32524
>>32521
GO AND PICK UP A MILF IN A PUB LAD
It does wonders for your self esteem after failures.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32525>>32534
>>32512
>Raiding and pillaging season
Sigh… Maybe I'm romanticising the past but I feel like my ancestors were having more fun tbh.
>ywn seize a frank woman as spoils of war
Never say never lad. Once the bombs start dropping I feel like it would be an opportune time to pull off a raid on some french town. I might try and get a long row boat and some lads together. Take some wood axes and a few rubbers, will be a right laugh.
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32526
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32527
>>32519
There you go mate. Think puregym is training people to become coaches. You could get in on that tbh
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32529
22st had a gf four years ago?
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32534
>>32525
>I might try and get a long row boat and some lads together. Take some wood axes and a few rubbers, will be a right laugh.
Kek, proper lads holiday.
OIOI YOU FROGGY CUUUUUUUNTS
▶ 5617d7 (701) No.32536
>>32521
>tfw when pretty boy so you have no idea how to court girls that aren't instantly interested