5c9287 No.186163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga
>British nuclear tests at Maralinga occurred between 1956 and 1963 at the Maralinga site, part of the Woomera Prohibited Area in South Australia and about 800 kilometres north-west of Adelaide.
>the first nuclear test on the Australian mainland was Totem 1 (9.1 kilotonnes of TNT (38 TJ)) at Emu Field in the Great Victoria Desert, South Australia, on 15 October 1953. Totem 2 (7.1 kilotonnes of TNT (30 TJ)) followed two weeks later on 27 October.[6] The Supply Minister, Howard Beale, stated in 1955 that "England has the know how; we have the open spaces, much technical skill and a great willingness to help the Motherland. Between us we should help to build the defences of the free world, and make historic advances in harnessing the forces of nature."
>Airborne drifts of radioactive material resulted in "radioactive rain" being dropped on Brisbane and Queensland country areas.
Swedish Politicians Call For Army to be Deployed to No Go Zones to Keep Peace
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/swedish-politicians-propose-deploying-military-no-go-zones/
Hungary Fears ‘Soros Influence’ in Election After Open Borders Activist Injects $18bn into Foundation
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/20/hungary-fears-soros-influence-election-18bn-open-society-foundations/
5c9287 No.186164
Huwhite women best women tbh.
0d978d No.186167
>>186164
white women are shit
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78eaab No.186169
dont buy civ
buy some cookies
cc8a6b No.186170
fcb260 No.186171
>>186158
I know what you mean lad, Fantasy was way better
5c9287 No.186174
>>186171
It certainly was, smh I miss it.
d3538a No.186175
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78d0e4 No.186177
>>186163
>calling the UK the Motherland
ahhh Aus come home
>>186161
I'm not judging lad, the developers bring out a lot of good content that keeps with the 07 theme besides d claws reee
>>186162
I'll make a public lobby at 6 called newbrit and it'll be easier for us all to join
>>186166
congrats lad
5c9287 No.186178
>>186175
I got a whole new fridge earlier this month. It's a big grey one.
>>186176
Comfier setting, nice historical inspired aesthetics, balanced factions, lack of dumb memes etc.
cc8a6b No.186179
>>186177
thanks lass *is happy from victory and kisses you on the lips and immediately gets embarrassed*
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af098a No.186182
>>186177
Might just play Venice for a laugh tbh.
cc8a6b No.186183
>>186181
>kiss with Pembs
>gay
wew. Even if Pembs was male it was just a celebratory kiss smh
d3538a No.186187
>tfw you have to pack the freezer but you can't turn it on yet
cc8a6b No.186188
78d0e4 No.186189
>>186182
wew .. good luck then lad
>>186185
based
>>186187
what happens if you turn it on?
af098a No.186190
>tfw want to play Venice but everyone would bully me and conquer me.
5c9287 No.186191
>>186189
The gas inside usually needs time to settle before you can turn them on otherwise it might explode or something.
45a80b No.186192
>>186186
what the fuck is this wew
78d0e4 No.186193
http://poal.me/peb29z
http://poal.me/peb29z
http://poal.me/peb29z
http://poal.me/peb29z
>>186190
a venice won once because it was archipelago and no one invaded anyone until they got frigates smh. never again
>>186191
wew I was going to ask if it'd explode as a joke
cc8a6b No.186194
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>>186192
american horror story season 7
>Ally (Sarah Paulson) and Ivy Mayfair-Richards (Alison Pill) are a married couple with a son named Oz (Cooper Dodson) who live in the fictitious city of Brookfield Heights, Michigan. Ally suffers from several phobias including coulrophobia, haemophobia, and trypophobia which intensify after Donald Trump wins the 2016 election. For this reason she often speaks with her psychiatrist, Dr. Rudy Vincent (Cheyenne Jackson). Meanwhile, Kai Anderson (Evan Peters), an estranged and manipulative man forms a cult of individuals fed up with the political climate of the United States. Kai utilizes the fear inflicted upon the community by the cult's violent actions to strengthen his campaign for a seat on city council. He succedes in persuading to join this cult his sister Winter (Billie Lourd), newscast reporter Beverly Hope (Adina Porter), married couple Harrison (Billy Eichner) and Meadow Wilton (Leslie Grossman), detective Jack Samuels (Colton Haynes), Trump-supporter Gary Longstreet (Chaz Bono) and, at the end, Ivy, Ally’s wife.
af098a No.186195
>>186193
Kek, doubt I'm that good tbh, pretty shit at the game.
d3538a No.186196
>>186186
So this… is the power of Americana
cc8a6b No.186197
>>186196
>American Horror Story: Cult has received positive reviews from critics. The review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes gave the season a 76% approval rating, with an average rating of 6.96/10, based on 38 reviews. The site's consensus reads, "American Horror Story: Cult intrigues with timely, over-the-top creepiness - and lots of clowns - despite being hampered by broad political generalizations and occasional holes in the narrative's logic."[49] On Metacritic, the season was given a score of 66 out of 100 based on 24 reviews, indicating "generally positive reviews".[50]
0d978d No.186199
how long do civ games usually last?
fcb260 No.186200
>>186174
Man 8th edition may have been the start but End Times was when the modelling department really went to shit smh
>>186177
Good, would love that bond though
fa96a1 No.186201
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45a80b No.186203
>>186201
how's the shekel situation lad?
78d0e4 No.186204
>>186198
He needs snus and spirits to make it through the hoards of screaming wogs tbh
smash bros ahhh
>>186199
a while but it's possible to save and play at another time
>>186200
yeah lad if you're still playing in a while
d3538a No.186205
a243da No.186206
Had a nap. I dreamt that a dogs came to me and I sat on him and he took me to bio-mummy's house and hitler saluted me when I got off but then attacked me when I just stroked him instead of giving him treats even though I didn't have any and he didn't indicate that I would be required to give him any
cc8a6b No.186207
>>186206
Hope you gave him some before you ended the dream, lad
a243da No.186208
>>186207
I didn't have any treats lad, I thought petting him would do
>tfw woke up before some guy came to beat me up for aggressive dog petting
KEEK
I hope it doesn't turn up tonight in my dreams and assault me
cc8a6b No.186209
>>186208
what happens in dreams isn't real, lad
fcb260 No.186211
>>186204
Alright then
>>186210
That's a fine pepe you've got there lad, mind if I save it?
a243da No.186212
>>186211
Go for it lad. I beat up and stole it from some gaiboi on /b/
cc8a6b No.186213
>tfw too smart for humans
a243da No.186214
>Have to help run rides at the fair tomorrow but weather says it will be 90% precipitation
tbh I hope it scares the kids away so that I don't have to do too much
*prepares sandwiches*
45a80b No.186215
>>186213
>no longer constrained by limits of human knowledge
>artificial constraints in place to stop it being an eeeeevil white supremacist nazi
????
78eaab No.186217
I want to know where my girlfriend Neo is. Where are you, my dearest?
cc8a6b No.186218
>>186215
*decalcifies my pineal gland but is still confused*
45a80b No.186219
>>186218
tay and the other google AIs always ended up being lobotomized and having constraints put on them to stop them learning about race realism and that
this one had that built in from the start afaik
45a80b No.186220
*toast for dindins*
>>186201
marmite and peanut butter is a pretty nice combo
cc8a6b No.186221
>>186219
and they removed it?
45a80b No.186222
>>186221
no it's still on there
everythng they say is lies tbh
druids tbh
cc8a6b No.186223
fa96a1 No.186224
>Quality Street gained the implied endorsement of Saddam Hussein when the Iraqi dictator was reported to have offered them to visiting British politician George Galloway in 2002.[5] Nestlé were initially positive,[6] but then chose to backtrack about the connection.[7]
fa96a1 No.186225
>>186203
poor till next friday tbf, had my windscreen replaced today smh. ill text you the details tomorrow
78eaab No.186226
>>186224
I hate those boxes of small chocolates like that because it's a mix of shit ones with a few good ones so you end up throwing many away.
Just get ice cream or big bars of dairy milk tbh or buy freddos wholesale
fa96a1 No.186227
>>186226
but boxes of sweets make better gifts
fa96a1 No.186228
>absolutely no bucky in a 10 mile radius
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
45a80b No.186229
>>186225
aight lad
*sends positive shekels your way*
fa96a1 No.186230
>>186229
>3 part warn tyres: £65
>pre mot: £40
>replace some stuff: £115
>mot: £40
>windscreen: £99
REEEEEEEEEE
0d978d No.186231
>>186224
wtf i love quality street now
78eaab No.186232
Neo when you see this pls message me on the Bongo if you're still coming to mine tomorrow.
3203aa No.186234
1 week sugar free. Began to feel pretty fucked up today ngl, felt really faint almost like I was going to pass out for a few seconds. Having some plain oats and rice right now and it tastes like the best shit ever.
Are you doing civ? I just got back in.
>>186171
>>186178
>Comfier setting, nice historical inspired aesthetics, balanced factions, lack of dumb memes etc.
Then they ruined it with Age of Sigmar toooooooooooooooooooooooooh
>>186226
Those small boxes of luxury chocolates are growing on me because I've denied myself sweeties, smh.
>>186177
>>calling the UK the Motherland
>ahhh Aus come home
Newbrit is a
CANZUK
board, keep moving
at least if we're able to stay up until canada anon arrives
fa96a1 No.186235
>>186234
is this that keto bs?
3203aa No.186236
>>186235
no just trying to be healthier
i still eat loads of carbs i guess, been wondering about that recently though
78d0e4 No.186237
>>186234
sugar is an evil drug smh
I'll start in a bit when someone finishes installing
d3538a No.186239
>making a cup of tea
>doing chun li kicks or whatever whilst I'm waiting for the kettle to boil
>spin around too fast
>kick too fast
>middle toe hits corner of cupboard at maximum velocity
>muffle fuck under my breath 7 times
decent cup of tea tbh
af098a No.186240
78d0e4 No.186241
CIV 5 GAME
Join the one that says Newbrit in the public lobby
we'll start in like half an hour tops so people can join
cc8a6b No.186242
>>186234
>1 week sugar free. Began to feel pretty fucked up today ngl, felt really faint almost like I was going to pass out for a few seconds. Having some plain oats and rice right now and it tastes like the best shit ever.
Are you eating enough, lass?
78d0e4 No.186243
>>186241
nvm it says /brit/wars
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3203aa No.186245
>>186241
*puts crown on*
21 minutes left on my download guess i have to be fast
>>186242
>Are you eating enough, lass?
Roo I never eat enough, teach me your ways lad. I'm 62kg while dressed.
cc8a6b No.186246
>>186245
that' a bit thiccer than I expected actually. Must be a strong lad. I guess I comfort eat smh so it's not something that's learned smh. I find it easy to eat, my brother finds it hard to eat. Just eat more than you normally would for dinner and other meals?
78d0e4 No.186247
>>186244
did I kick you accidently?
3203aa No.186249
>>186246
>that' a bit thiccer than I expected actually. Must be a strong lad. I guess I comfort eat smh so it's not something that's learned smh. I find it easy to eat, my brother finds it hard to eat. Just eat more than you normally would for dinner and other meals?
I guess that's about it lad. I have to eat more rooo. Going to eat lots of fruit and oats.
239b10 No.186250
>>186239
Kek lad you ditz
>>186241
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want in
fa96a1 No.186251
>>186245
try injecting some marijuanas lad
78d0e4 No.186252
>>186245
we will be leaders after all. we'll wait for you and wessex lad dw
>>186250
hop in tbh
d3538a No.186253
>>186250
yeah rookie mistake here tbh.
cc8a6b No.186254
>>186249
well fruits is filling but not that many calories, but I guess oats has a decent amount. Got bored of oats since I just have it with milk smh. Any ideas what else I can put in it to make it less boring?
3203aa No.186255
>>186254
You can put sugar on it. It's nice with just milk though tbh, when it's warm. It's like being a kid again having warm milk, haha.
cc8a6b No.186256
>>186255
don't like either of those smh roooo
d3538a No.186257
>>186255
>warm milk as a kid
what? I never did this?
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3203aa No.186261
>>186257
Warm milk in a bottle it was delicious at nursery. Nectar of the gods. Ambrosia.
d3538a No.186262
>>186259
I've been caught
>>186260
(morty voice)
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0d978d No.186264
>LSC also known as lord sugar cube
3203aa No.186265
Used to avoid all the other kids at nursery and bounce on a tramopline by myself all day while daydreaming I was a knight or a space marine tbh.
d3538a No.186266
>>186261
Oh I barely went to nursery from what I remember.
cc8a6b No.186268
>>186265
>not having a small group of friends and then betraying them a decade later
0d978d No.186269
>>186265
>tfw in year 1 your best friend and your other friend set up a schedule for which days they could play with you at lunch
wew
cc8a6b No.186270
*keeps watch in the thread while my comrades are on campaign*
d3538a No.186271
>>186268
>tfw don't remember even engaging with other people at nursery
d3538a No.186272
oooooooooooooooowwwwww my foot hurts
cc8a6b No.186274
>>186271
Me neither, I just know I was close to two people since I was a wee lad.
d3538a No.186275
>>186274
I remember disliking a few but that's kind of it.
cc8a6b No.186276
>>186272
Lad I don't have a foot fetish
>>186273
working out and going to get a nice sweaty bum for more pics
239b10 No.186277
hold that civ lads, I'm tryna get in but the gosh danged game isnt responding
fa96a1 No.186278
>not still having friends from when you were knee high to a grasshopper
wtf
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239b10 No.186281
>>186278
Smh lad I've spent my childhood moving about the country. Can't remember all my boys from telford anymore tbh
d3538a No.186282
fa96a1 No.186284
kush'n'cheese fams fuck yesssss
d3538a No.186285
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Fresh British expat with guns.
>Ooh nostalgia. The best ergonomic feature was wedging the pistol grip in your belt so on patrol you could open your Rolos and get a morale boost while still looking tactical/ally/1982 to the casual observer. Not so easy with L85.
youtube comments are always incredible.
cc8a6b No.186287
>tfw you pick your nose and realise your finger smells sweet for some reason
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78eaab No.186289
>>186287
just wipe it on the carpet tbh
fa96a1 No.186290
>>186287
>when you pick your nose and a bit more of your septum perforates
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cc8a6b No.186292
>>186286
And this is what happens to traitors
78eaab No.186293
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cc8a6b No.186294
>>186293
You can have her corpse smh
d3538a No.186295
>tfw discovered all milsurp youtuber I used to watch moved house and had to sell most of his collection
:(
d3538a No.186296
78eaab No.186297
>>186294
no shes mine youve been cucked m8e
that thicc sweaty arse is going to be on my face tomorrow ask her yourself tbh
cc8a6b No.186298
>>186295
did he show off some sexy clothes?
d3538a No.186299
>>186298
Nah he was mostly guns.
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78eaab No.186302
>>186301
lol gay
cant wait for neo to get back so we can cuddle
0d978d No.186303
>>186300
the civ community
145b8f No.186304
>>186186
I'm not sure that this is supposed to be comedy, but I laughed at it anyway.
78eaab No.186307
>>186306
youre back
thank god, i missed you
239b10 No.186308
78eaab No.186309
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>click video
>closeup of old lady face
AH NO!
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78eaab No.186311
>gonna do my makeup to save time
>already has tons of it on at the video start
wtf
78eaab No.186312
wow shes gushing over bps
she wants his dick bet anything they become bf and gf
shes already aging and will smack right into the wall soon she better hurry up
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5c9287 No.186315
>>186313
No I was practicing piano.
d3538a No.186317
>>186315
>bleo plays bliano
78eaab No.186318
>>186315
ok fine
now come here and feed me grapes, woman
145b8f No.186319
>>186315
You should have been playing wp's meat piano
78eaab No.186320
3377d2 No.186321
>>186319
>meat piano
isnt that like a flesh keyboard, ie a vajajay
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3377d2 No.186324
>>186322
whats a meme category
d3538a No.186325
>>186324
it's a category-meme storm
5c9287 No.186326
Mummy made chinese today with fried chicken in sweet&sour sauce. I think Rick & Morty is probably the most middle class show on television tbh.
>>186317
What does bleo mean aaaaaaaaaahhh
d3538a No.186327
5c9287 No.186328
>>186327
i don't understand
3203aa No.186329
>>186326
I Like Chinese food but don't like the sauce it's far too sweet.
>>186328
ni🅱🅱a
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>>186326
i have been told that ricky and morty is like futurama
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3203aa No.186335
>>186332
>i have been told that ricky and morty is like futurama
don't think futurama was as nihilistic
3377d2 No.186336
>>186335
i dont think a cartoon can be described as nihilistic
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78eaab No.186340
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3203aa No.186343
>Egypt's new capital city
woah… how can we compete
>>186342
Who is grabbing it?
5c9287 No.186344
>>186343
I like to think one hand is Waifuposter and the other is 22st.
78eaab No.186345
>>186342
sit on my face unf
3203aa No.186346
>>186344
They must be fattening you up, kek. That image is so gross. I hate the fluffy civic hair too smh. Pick a better character like Pembs did.
5c9287 No.186348
R8 New Zealand's new PM.
>>186345
Sure thing lad but you have to draw it to make it happen.
>>186346
Smh everyone wants me to be fat for some reason.
It's not civic hair either, it's just messy jap hair.
3203aa No.186349
>>186348
>R8 New Zealand's new PM.
Would harem her she still looks fertile.
>>186348
>Smh everyone wants me to be fat for some reason.
I don't think I could handle fat lasses cause I'm so skinny, would feel weird having a partner I couldn't pick up and stuff. Lowtest I guess. Mina is short though, I could handle her.
>It's not civic hair either, it's just messy jap hair.
Straighteners needed.
d3538a No.186350
>>186343
>not even a shred of Egyptian character except for some zany geometric patterns and some arches
GOD
I
HATE
MODERNS
3203aa No.186351
>>186350
Me too lad. You'd think Arabs of all people wouldn't cuck on this as globalism is a tool of Israel/the West but for all their religious fanaticism they'll destroy their own culture for monetary gain. A few nations have kept their traditional architectural styles, but they are outliers.
5c9287 No.186352
>>186349
>can't pick up a fat lass
Smh maybe you would be better off as the fat lass instead.
>Straighteners needed.
Do you use straighteners?
78eaab No.186354
bedtime
sorry neo but scully says that tonight its her turn to be spooned by me so youll have to be satisfied with my back tbh
5c9287 No.186355
>>186353
Wew, you're getting quick at this.
>>186354
Sleep tight lad.
3203aa No.186356
>>186352
>Smh maybe you would be better off as the fat lass instead.
Maybe, I could lose weight really easily because I have no appetite and then I'd just be a normal lass and could become a twitch streamer and make lots of money doing nothing then set up a patreon and stuff.
>Do you use straighteners?
I was going to use my stepsisters but hers are cheap ones with only one volume setting and I don't want to damage my hair. I think Ill buy a proper pair and some appropriate products to prevent heat damage. Might as well do things correctly.
5c9287 No.186357
>>186356
You've thought about this a lot haven't you.
3203aa No.186358
>>186357
>You've thought about this a lot haven't you.
…
3203aa No.186360
Honestly have no idea what ethnicity this guy is.
3203aa No.186362
>>186361
Fucking hell she's gross.
5c9287 No.186363
>>186360
He's a Spear Chukka-tier genestealer.
3203aa No.186364
London now more dangerous than New York City, crime stats suggest
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/20/london-now-dangerous-new-york-crime-stats-suggest/
>London is now more crime ridden and dangerous than New York City, with rape, robbery and violent offences far higher on this side of the Atlantic.
>The latest statistics, published earlier this week, revealed that crime across the UK was up by 13 per cent, with a surge in violence in the capital blamed for much of the increase.
>>186363
Wonder when they're going to pull him out as the British Obama.
5c9287 No.186365
>>186364
The Guardian tried that once when Ed resigned but he got cold about being gay or something. We're more like to get a British Obama from the Tories at this rate.
aaa5e9 No.186366
h
>>186364
>Wonder when they're going to pull him out as the British Obama.
Spear chukka editied his own wikipedia page to say that and was laughed at as a result
3203aa No.186367
>>186365
>mfw
Sigh. We've had ethnic minority MP's since the 1890s. It's all so tiresome.
>>186366
Keek. Can't replicate the magic negroes success.
239b10 No.186368
Absolute mad man tbh
Gonna go get myself some wotsits
d3538a No.186369
>>186367
*tracks you down via MP*
3203aa No.186370
>>186369
I didn't mean my constituency, I meant the country as a whole.
You always take things the wrong way, silly salad.
67c294 No.186371
I'd be up for David Mitchell tbh. If we're having clowns lets atleast get a good one
145b8f No.186372
>>186360
Looks like one of those South African lads
3203aa No.186374
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/09/melania-trump-slams-ivana-for-calling-herself-first-lady.html
Is this the strongest evidence for the harempill yet?
>have multiple wives
>they fight over your attention
>end up having strongly devoted wives each one trying to be more devoted than the other
d3538a No.186375
>>186370
*jots this down in Gaelic Communications and Holistic centre notepad.*
5c9287 No.186376
>>186374
Trump's slav fever is pretty gross tbh.
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3203aa No.186378
>>186376
I'd be turned off by the accent tbh.
>wife who can't even speak the language properly
Not hating on the woman, it's not her first language and I think learning any language fluently which you weren't raised with is very difficult, but it would ruin a relationship for me.
aaa5e9 No.186379
>>186376
He should've gotten yellow fever
aaa5e9 No.186381
145b8f No.186382
>twitch have "improved" their interface, by which they mean there's now a permanent small box wasting vertical screen real estate in theatre mode that apparently can't be hidden
3203aa No.186383
>>186380
Do we kill Craig Charles and whoever played the Cat in the race war, lad?
Enjoyed Red Dwarf too much to do it tbh.
>>186381
God she's so sexual.
>>186382
Reminds me of (((Youtube)))'s updates.
7f150d No.186384
>>186381
>>186360
>>186383
Watching that new spider-man film. Holy shit it's the worst case of a multicultural mystery meat cast I have ever scene. Not just does it seem like most people in it are mongrels, but they're all so ambiguous and ugly.
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3203aa No.186386
>tfw she's only a year older than me and shorter
Man, there's a qt like her out there just waiting for me. I'll find her one day.
d3538a No.186387
90d707 No.186388
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>186383
Craig Charles will probably die soon after all the drugs he's ravaged his body with. Danny John-Jules is a top lad tbh so we'll keep him.
d3538a No.186389
>>186386
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aaa5e9 No.186391
>>186386
>wanting to shag an octoroon
why
90d707 No.186393
Reminder that Barrington wuz blek
3203aa No.186394
>>186391
Because she's fit and seems like a relaxed person who doesn't take life too seriously like myself. She also seems perverted, like myself.
45a80b No.186395
>>186388
pretty sure danny also does lots of drugs and was in prison until shortly before the red dwarf special episodes for trying to bisect a man with a katana
7f150d No.186396
>when Anprim tells you not to do something
5c9287 No.186397
>>186387
Healthy octoroon cowtits.
aaa5e9 No.186398
7f150d No.186399
>tfw no 100% pure Welsh gf
3203aa No.186400
>when you start spending more time with your titcow octoroon than your based h'white evropean wife because she's more exotic
Smh, I can see the problems with the harempill tbh.
90d707 No.186401
>>186395
Nah he only got community service
5c9287 No.186402
>tfw no traditionalist nationalist ethnic american bestfriend
145b8f No.186404
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>>186388
They made an official music video of that.
7f150d No.186406
90d707 No.186407
>>186404
Yeah but that mix was shit tbh, original 45rpm version was best
3203aa No.186408
Wow, I feel so optimistic. Think about it, there are millions of cute girls out there right now just there for the taking.
7f150d No.186409
>>186397
They won't milk themselves
7f150d No.186410
*carefully chooses the pics where she looks the least wog*
45a80b No.186412
spoiler it i don't want to be civic
5c9287 No.186414
>>186409
Imagine how many huwhite babies she could feed all by herself. She would make a great lickinglips pepe.
>>186412
>it's a racemixing druid episode
Aaaahhh this happens every day now.
90d707 No.186415
>gay Hitler in the new Red Dwarf series
7f150d No.186416
>>186412
Somebody has to milk her, lad…
*makes moo sounds*
aaa5e9 No.186417
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>octoroon milkers
>not sino or Khazar milkers
7f150d No.186419
>>186414
>she will never be your mummy
>you will never drink her tit milk
45a80b No.186420
>>186415
>new Red Dwarf series
you wot?
or do you mean those specials they made in like 2015
90d707 No.186421
>>186417
>the size of that Jameson bottle
>>186420
Series 12 started a couple of weeks ago. Series 11 (actually pretty good compared to everything else after S6) was last year.
7f150d No.186422
last one tbh… getting that feeling
3203aa No.186423
Okay early night tonight lads. I'll be in bed soon and ready to go gym early tomorrow.
>>186422
Lad… we'll have plenty of war brides in the wars to come don't worry. *licks lips*
And if I die in them, you can have my harem, lad. I leave it to you.
45a80b No.186424
>>186421
huh, might have to rewatch all of red dwarf then
I thought they made a few new eps then stopped
5c9287 No.186425
>>186416
>tfw no big huwhite men to milk your bulging brown boobers
>>186417
Khazar milkers are pretty good but chinky milkers 100% plastic smh.
>>186419
>she will never be your mummy
>you will never be her big breasted 15/16th huwhite daughteru
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
7f150d No.186426
>>186423
that is pretty early tbh. night night
>>186425
>tfw you inherit genes that makes you look 90% African
sorry, lass
90d707 No.186427
>>186424
I'd skip everything between the end of Series 6 and Series 10, really not worth it tbh.
3203aa No.186428
>>186425
>15/16th huwhite
Do you mean 15-16 children, or that's your white admixture?
7f150d No.186429
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Richard Spencer IMPALES THEN SODOMISES German journalist WITH TIKI TORCH
aaa5e9 No.186430
>>186425
>Khazar milkers are pretty good but chinky milkers 100% plastic smh.
wrong tbh
7f150d No.186431
>>186428
that's what the genetics of her child would be if she bred with a huwhite lad
45a80b No.186432
>>186427
that's the soft reboot arc where they become do or die convicts right
I remember there being some half decent episodes
145b8f No.186433
>>186412
>>186414
>need to genocide all the civics
>can't stop encountering civic lasses I find attractive
Is this fifth-generation warfare?
>>186422
She's like an attractive Maisie tbh
3203aa No.186434
>>186431
Smh, I'd prefer 15-16 children.
aaa5e9 No.186435
>>186428
15/16th huwhite
Venti's biological clock means she won't be able to bring that many coons into the planet
45a80b No.186436
>>186433
fifth generation warfare
filth generation warfare
5c9287 No.186437
>>186428
Admixture tbh. She's 7/8ths huwhite.
>>186430
Wouldn't want to risk drinking the toxic silicone tbh.
>>186434
You can have that too.
3203aa No.186438
>>186435
>Venti's biological clock means she won't be able to bring that many coons into the planet
I could do it, lad. She's twenty, one every 9 months with a few months recovery, and some twins along the way.
90d707 No.186440
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>>186432
Yeah. There was some good stuff like The Arnold Rimmer Experience, but the attempts at serious drama were kinda cringey and then when they revived the rest of Red Dwarf and turned it into a generic sitcom it just died. Back to Earth was just a naff League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse.
7f150d No.186441
>>186437
a civic lass has no right to do this to me and my innocent penis
3203aa No.186443
>>186440
Hearing that song sent me on a right nostalgia trip…
239b10 No.186444
5c9287 No.186445
>>186440
I remember listening to a Red Dwarf audiobook read by Craig Charles that daddy gave me when I was about eight or nine.
Craig Charles had sex with an anthro rhinoceros.
That's how I found out about sex.
aaa5e9 No.186446
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*watches someone drown*
It's actually about his divorce wew
3203aa No.186447
>>186445
>I remember listening to a Red Dwarf audiobook read by Craig Charles that daddy gave me when I was about eight or nine.
>Craig Charles had sex with an anthro rhinoceros.
>That's how I found out about sex.
That… explains a lot.
3203aa No.186448
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>>186446
*remixes you*
Love that song tbh.
7f150d No.186449
>>186447
she also watched that genderbender anime smh
aaa5e9 No.186450
>>186445
>That's how I found out about sex.
Honestly seems relatively tame of a way to find out about sex given your list of fetishes.
3203aa No.186451
Someone is driving around waking everyone up with a loud motorcycle.
Someone shoot this fucker.
7f150d No.186452
>>186451
smh he drives by me sometimes too smh
5c9287 No.186453
>>186449
That was about a year or two later and didn't have any actual sex much to my dismay but did have a lot of groping and exposed flesh of both sexes.
90d707 No.186454
>>186445
so many questions have just been answered
7f150d No.186455
>>186453
STOP being a slag
3203aa No.186456
>>186453
>much to my dismay
Were you a perverted child as well?
7f150d No.186457
>>186456
Another wild slag appears
5c9287 No.186458
I wish I could find out what that audiobook was called. It had the crew visiting this Mad Max post-apocalyptic planet full of mutants and the rhinoceros chief sent his rhinoceros daughter to shag Lister's unconscious body.
>>186456
Puberty is a hell of a ride.
3203aa No.186460
>>186458
>Puberty is a hell of a ride.
And I have no outlet for any of this reeeeeeee. I'm going to be another Elliot Rodger at this rate.
145b8f No.186461
7f150d No.186462
>when you take pride in your sexual childhood instead of hiding it
roooooo
3203aa No.186463
>>186462
>sexual childhood
aaa5e9 No.186464
>having a sexual childhood
I understand why you're all so fucked up now
7f150d No.186466
>>186463
I'm talking about you two smh
5c9287 No.186467
>>186460
/newbrit/ is your outlet now, please don't go on a hormonal killing spree.
>>186461
That sounds familiar, it probably is that.
>>186462
I was innocent up until the end of my single-digit years and I'm proud of that too tbh.
7f150d No.186468
>>186465
top fucking KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I'm dying It's looks like the cast of this spider-man film I am watching
7f150d No.186469
>>186467
And then what happened?
7f150d No.186470
*encourages it*
no I'm not
5c9287 No.186471
>>186469
Red Dwarf and Ranma. And there was a really early youtube channel called Snowman Hunters that I really liked and they were very explicit about sex, smh yanks were corrupting me from the moment I was born.
d3538a No.186472
>mfw this thread
>mfw neo's upbringing
I'm not surprised I'm just disappointed.
aaa5e9 No.186473
>neo's slaggism has been a problem for years
wew
3203aa No.186474
>>186467
>/newbrit/ is your outlet now, please don't go on a hormonal killing spree.
Nah I'd never do anything like that, I'm actually a highly empathetic and kind person, one of the reasons history is such a passion for me is that I can truly imagine myself in the shoes of those throughout it. When I finally get a loving girlfriend I'm going to lewd them to death to make up for lost time and take out my frustrations though.
>>186467
>I was innocent up until the end of my single-digit years and I'm proud of that too tbh.
I wasn't smh.
>tfw you realise Quake 3 was one of the first games you played and got really into, and it had a whole bunch of fucked up half human / robotic / weird as hell female characters.
7f150d No.186475
>>186471
sorry if I've been mean to you lass I feel a bit guilty smh
5c9287 No.186476
>>186472
Mummy and daddy tried really hard to raise me properly but the whole world was against them.
>>186473
It's not slaggism I'm just wired up to be a sex fiend.
>>186474
Those are some BIG lasses. I bet that's where you caught your gender dysphoria from smh.
>>186475
That's fine lad, I'm used to it. Don't censor yourself for me.
7f150d No.186478
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>tfw you see that robot pussy at 12-13 years
145b8f No.186479
>>186471
Does your secretly-redpilled mummy come into all this somehow?
7f150d No.186480
never found this weird Jew thing sexy
d2a390 No.186481
Why is this chinky poster trying to argue the impossible and unrealistic idea that ching chongs are better than huwhite women?
d3538a No.186482
>>186477
>6'6
really makes you hmmst tbh
>>186476
pic related
aaa5e9 No.186484
>>186476
>It's not slaggism I'm just wired up to be a sex fiend.
Sounds like textbook slaggism tbh
>>186481
>white women
>anything except awful
7f150d No.186485
>tfw didn't play windwaker as a kid so didn't get to waifu this lass
smh
d2a390 No.186486
>>186484
How's the Imperium treating you?
d3538a No.186488
>finding video game characters sexy when their sex appeal is unintended
>finding pre-ps3 characters sexy in their games
I understand sex focused artwork of characters turning you on but I didn't get a boner from anything that was forced as sexy
>>186487
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
3203aa No.186489
>tfw this orb dude was my favourite character
>tfw no cyborg gf
>>186476
>Those are some BIG lasses. I bet that's where you caught your gender dysphoria from smh.
They are a bit gender neutral smh.
>>186483
That 1st pic is hot.
90d707 No.186490
>Kryten is fat now
kek Welsh people are predisposed I guess
d3538a No.186491
5c9287 No.186492
>>186479
I-I don't think so.
>>186480
Twinrova was a fine looking lady though, I'll give her that. And Nabooru shepherding young Link through the Spirit Temple made me kind of excited even though it was pre-puberty.
>>186482
What is that smh.
>>186485
I started a playthrough over a year ago and haven't really found the time to finish it despite being a NEET. The graphics look great though.
>>186487
Aaaaaaahhhh it was all building up to this.
7f150d No.186493
aaa5e9 No.186495
3203aa No.186496
7f150d No.186497
>>186492
> And Nabooru shepherding young Link through the Spirit Temple made me kind of excited even though it was pre-puberty.
same
>Twinrova was a fine looking lady though
Cool in game but God her art is terrifying
>I started a playthrough over a year ago and haven't really found the time to finish it despite being a NEET. The graphics look great though.
cartoony put me off as a kid but find it cute now, but I can't stand being on the ocean and the islands tbh.
7f150d No.186498
Link likes dressing up too smh
7f150d No.186499
>>186498
Oh, I think they all want him to be their prince
5c9287 No.186500
>>186498
>all those lasses encouraging him
S-sugoi.
d3538a No.186501
>>186492
you know what it is bich
>>186498
whymst
5c9287 No.186503
>>186501
I have no idea lad.
d3538a No.186504
>>186502
fuck off farty marty
>>186503
smh tbh
7f150d No.186505
>>186504
Jokes on you my name being Martin was all junk data
d3538a No.186507
>>186505
once a farty always a farty
170665 No.186508
*wakes up*
Great, I'll be up all night and accomplish sweet fuck all yet again. Simply epic.
How was your day lads?
7f150d No.186510
>>186507
nuuuuu
They called me party marty because I was so cool
90d707 No.186512
>but Helium 7 is incredibly rare, it's rarer than an ungroped bottom in the BBC in the 1970s
Well Chris Barrie's never working on the BBC again
7f150d No.186514
>>186508
alright, lad. Can't remember much. Smh. Had any sweet dreams at least? Why are you sleeping during the day and being awake during the night anyway? smh
>>186509
One day
7f150d No.186515
>>186513
That's a nice Lain. Want to watch some Berserk later, lass?
aaa5e9 No.186516
3203aa No.186517
>>186515
>That's a nice Lain. Want to watch some Berserk later, lass?
B-berserk. The original 90s hand drawn series, right lad? Right? RIGHT?
d3538a No.186518
3203aa No.186519
>>186518
Good, I love the Berserk TV series. It has some really important messages about true friendship in it tbh.
7f150d No.186520
>>186517
Yes. Me and Pembs have already watched like 3 eps though
5c9287 No.186521
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>>186508
Missed you lad, I'm doing all right.
145b8f No.186522
>never finished Twilight Princess
>never finished the first Tomb Raider
d3538a No.186523
>>186519
That one scene at the campsite. That's one of the best scene's ever written.
d3538a No.186524
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Before you miss something given
You should know what's the truth
I can, I can make it out
TELL ME WHAT
TELL ME WHAT
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT
7f150d No.186525
>>186522
twilight princess was a bore with a death bland world and ugly aesthetics tbh. Liked the bone dragon fight though
170665 No.186526
>>186514
I hope you had a good day at least, even if you can't remember much
nah no sweet dreams, I only experienced the dark void smh
I'm trying to fix my pattern atm so I'll be up until late afternoon tomorrow (hopefully)
>>186521
aright lass, that's a cute pink thingy. No penis though, which is an odd post coming from you
aaa5e9 No.186528
>>186522
I've literally never played a Zelda game
3203aa No.186529
>>186520
I've read the whole manga and seen it multiple times it's fine lad.
3203aa No.186530
>>186527
>It is my perception that a true friend never relies on anothers dream. A person with the potential to be my true friend must be able to find his own reason for life without my help. And he should put his heart and soul into protecting his dream. He would never hesitate to fight for his dream, even against me. For me, a true friend is one who stands equal to me in all respects.
d3538a No.186532
>>186530
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MEMORIES
>>186529
WHERE'S THE NEW CHAPTER MIURAAAAAAAAAAA
90d707 No.186533
>Kurt Angle is wrestling in WWE again on Monday
wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww might have to go back ot /asp/
145b8f No.186534
>>186525
I liked the aesthetic tbh, but the overworld being dead and sectioned-off was a drag.
>>186528
smh how will you explain that to your hypothetical nipponese concubine?
d3538a No.186535
>>186533
>kurt angle is still alive
7f150d No.186536
>>186529
Ouch
>ywn be a cool apostle
smh
145b8f No.186537
aaa5e9 No.186538
>>186533
There's a >>>/wooo/ board here lad. It's pretty dead though asp is horrible
>>186535
He's better than ever. He's clean and has a neck that hasn't broken in nearly a year.
7f150d No.186539
>>186530
What does this mean anyway?
d3538a No.186540
>>186536
>say that's my favourite berserk arc
>calls me a nonce
>wish i was a cool apostle (replies to lost children arc image)
BULLY
45a80b No.186542
oh shit lads
JUST
realized
it's the JUST and BANE film night right now
90d707 No.186543
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>>186537
He won a gold medal WITH A BROKE FREAKIN NECK
3203aa No.186544
>>186532
>WHERE'S THE NEW CHAPTER MIURAAAAAAAAAAA
I've given up on the Manga, I consider it finished.
>>186536
To become a great apostle, you must sacrifice something great and valuable to you. What could you sacrifice, lad?
>>186539
It's quite clear.
7f150d No.186545
>>186540
I felt like I didn't have to say it again smh. I think it's Lewdis' favourite as well smh
6ff7c2 No.186546
I don't like this new pink furgag thing Neo keeps posting tbh, preferred the girl(boy)
5c9287 No.186547
>>186526
It's my new mod-friendly avatar so it definitely has no penis.
>>186528
Smh lad it's literally imperium: the game. It's the fusion of japanese and anglo mythology.
aaa5e9 No.186548
>>186543
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
45a80b No.186549
>>186542
>it's been changed for tomorrow
smh
>>186546
bit gay tbh
7f150d No.186550
>>186544
>It's quite clear.
I hate Griffith smh
>To become a great apostle, you must sacrifice something great and valuable to you. What could you sacrifice, lad?
Pembs
d3538a No.186551
3203aa No.186552
>>186545
>I think it's Lewdis' favourite as well smh
Yeah, it's the height of Berserk.
6ff7c2 No.186553
>>186549
Don't care if it's gay, at least it's not furfaggotry
7f150d No.186554
tbh moths are cool I want to be a moth too and I don't need all those penis appendages
d3538a No.186555
>>186552
stob being me hmmmst
aaa5e9 No.186556
>>186534
>smh how will you explain that to your hypothetical nipponese concubine?
She'll surely understand that a gweilo can't be expected to know all of these things.
d3538a No.186557
>>186553
it's more of an alien??
6ff7c2 No.186558
>>186557
Don't care, it's fuzzy and non-human
7f150d No.186559
>>186552
I remember not really caring for it when I read it. I guss I should give it another chance smh.
>>186551
What's wrong, lad? smh
90d707 No.186561
Maybe we should have a nostalgic WWE night on Sunday night/Monday morning for the PPV
7f150d No.186562
>>186560
tell me lad please
6ff7c2 No.186563
I also have reaction images related to the girl(boy) too tbh, nothing for the moth thing. SMh
>>186560
(You)ropa
7f150d No.186564
>>186561
People here watch WWE?
d3538a No.186565
>>186563
why do you have so much homo content?
7f150d No.186566
>>186565
He's a shitposter. He's 100% straight smh
45a80b No.186567
>in the middle of watching all the stargate media in chronological narrative order
>start watching red dwarf too
3203aa No.186568
>>186554
>tbh moths are cool
*fucks your shit up*
>>186559
>I remember not really caring for it when I read it. I guss I should give it another chance smh.
The first three volumes are quite unique if you view the series as a whole, try to get past them. I love them as well though, they're like a gritty 80s action horror movie. One strong anti-hero fighting against evil, the art is so stark and stylistic, Miura had such a different way of drawing then. It's wonderful.
>when Guts picks up the dragonslayer with his fucking teeth
6ff7c2 No.186569
>>186565
It's not homo content, smh
5c9287 No.186570
90d707 No.186571
>>186564
I did as a kid. Only watch the big PPVs like Wrestlemania/Summerslam/Royal Rumble now, sometimes I'd watch Raw or Smackdown if there was a rumour that someone like Undertaker might be coming back.
7f150d No.186572
WoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoahWoah
d3538a No.186573
7f150d No.186575
Remember these zones don't exist
170665 No.186576
>>186572
*says nigger*
Whoa
3203aa No.186577
7f150d No.186579
>the villain in the new spider-man racemixes
redpill-
>the hero does too
7f150d No.186580
5c9287 No.186581
>>186578
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh I'll cuntstomp you for that lass.
6ff7c2 No.186582
>>186580
Err
*filters (You)*
d3538a No.186583
>>186579
You mean the newest one? I saw that for someone's birthday with my friends, it was difficult to shut my brain off but I realise the only two white characters of importance are the antagonist and the protagonist.
7f150d No.186584
This recent Astolfo pic looks very similar to Neo's new avatar
7f150d No.186586
>>186583
it's sickening everyone in the background and most of the main cast is like this image
7f150d No.186587
>>186585
I spoilered and censored it, lad…
d3538a No.186588
>>186586
the villain race mixing made me laugh in the cinema and everyone gave me odd looks
Guess which character plays MJ.
6ff7c2 No.186589
>>186584
*cums a flashbang*
Thanks for that, lass
3203aa No.186590
what the fucks she wearing
170665 No.186591
File: f6f995b4d3aa602⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.73 KB, 634x545, 634:545, 4582FABB00000578-0-image-m….jpg)
‘Greedy and foolish’ British restaurant manager and grandmother, 53, who tried to smuggle £115,000 of cocaine into the UK after starting a love affair with a Jamaican gangster in Barbados is jailed for 12 years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5000038/Greedy-gran-jailed-trying-smuggle-cocaine-UK.html
The coal toll is currently being paid.
>>186587
yeah I know I wasn't complaining lad, I just can't tell if there's a dick or not
6ff7c2 No.186593
>>186590
*wears a bracelet which is literally just little pictures of commies glued together*
d3538a No.186594
>>186591
God she looks fucking disgusting I hope she dies
God I hate women
.
7f150d No.186595
>>186588
>the villain race mixing made me laugh in the cinema and everyone gave me odd looks
top keek
>Guess which character plays MJ.
don't know but I heard she was a nigger
>>186591
there is a feminine penis smh
d3538a No.186596
>>186592
>Spain's king
>not the king of Spain
:(
3203aa No.186597
>>186596
It's fucking disrespectful isn't it?
>not giving him his full titles
5c9287 No.186598
>>186590
A stylish combo of smudge-pattern dress and white jacket that is intentionally two sizes too small topped off with what appears to be a flattering necklace of grey anal beads. It's the perfect business outfit for the self-conscious diabetic OAP.
d3538a No.186600
>>186598
WHY YOUR MIND ALWAYS GOTTA BE THINKING ABOUT SEX
d3538a No.186601
>>186597
Honestly someone should get fired for this.
6ff7c2 No.186602
>tfw no Polish organ harvester to steal my tummy
5c9287 No.186603
>>186599
She is a bit of a tummyslag tbf.
7f150d No.186604
this car scene is tense damn
7f150d No.186605
>>186602
>tfw no Jack the ripper
7f150d No.186606
>>186603
smh you're a bit of a bummyslag
d3538a No.186607
>>186595
mj is a turbo tsundere nigger but kind of not a nigger you can't tell and is RACE MIXING PROPAGANDA tbh at the end I was thinking aww she's sweet and then I realised what the film was about.
5c9287 No.186608
>>186605
I could avatarfag as Jack the Ripper tbh, she's completely no-homo.
>>186606
Can't argue with you there tbh.
45a80b No.186609
7f150d No.186610
>>186608
wew. Of course Jack the Ripper is a sexualised lass
>Can't argue with you there tbh.
You going to become a bum model, lass?
>>186607
The one that said the Washington monument was built by slaves?
7f150d No.186611
d3538a No.186612
>>186610
Finish the film lad and then come back.
45a80b No.186613
>>186611
still, it is a bit gay tbh
5c9287 No.186614
>>186610
Aaaahhh no of course not, where would you get that idea.
7f150d No.186615
>>186612
ok
>>186613
tbh
>>186614
Oh so you're thinking about it. Don't care for that lass tbh
145b8f No.186617
>>186567
Be sure to watch gccx too
45a80b No.186618
>>186617
I think I got up to the second or third season tbh
5c9287 No.186619
>>186615
>22st doesn't like a short thicc flat lass
Smh it must be the end of days.
7f150d No.186620
>>186619
she's just a bit bland smh
3203aa No.186621
>>186619
>flat
she has huge above average tits…
7f150d No.186623
>>186621
I guess Neo's tits have grown a bit and she associates her new boobage with flatness smh
7f150d No.186624
5c9287 No.186625
>>186620
I guess we've finally cured your lolicon fetish.
>>186621
She's supposed to be much flatter than most artists depict her smh.
3203aa No.186626
>>186625
>girl with normal boobs
>"flat lass"
There are a million lasses out there with chests you could measure with a spirit level reeing in unison, kek.
**looks a bit childish in that photo lass..*
7f150d No.186627
>>186625
>I guess we've finally cured your lolicon fetish.
of course a defamer would believe a defamers' lies
170665 No.186628
>>186622
night lad
im watching my friend draw a dick girl on stream right now smh sorry lad
3203aa No.186629
>tfw no weird weeb gf who is crazy enough to dress up in public as a character from a literal hentai rape game
7f150d No.186630
7f150d No.186631
>>186629
she's happy to be in his harem tbh
d3538a No.186632
>>186629
>Quebec flag
BASED
3203aa No.186633
>>186631
Sounds like a good lass tbh.
7f150d No.186634
>>186628
he probably gets paid to do it too smh
5c9287 No.186635
>>186626
She's supposed to be a child. More accurately she's the unholy amalgamation of souls from the aborted babies of every prostitute in Victorian London takes revenge by murdering them.
>>186627
Roooooooooo I'm not a defamer.
>>186628
I didn't know you were friends with Shadman.
6ff7c2 No.186636
>>186635
>shadman
Into the filter you go
7f150d No.186637
>>186635
Britbong is friends with Shadman. What a homo smh.
3203aa No.186638
>tfw no gf who will dress up as a character fro-
>"This is a crossplay"
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>186635
>She's supposed to be a child.
>posting lewd images
Lass…
aaa5e9 No.186639
170665 No.186640
>>186634
she does it for free
>>186635
>shadman
I want that nonce in jail smh
6ff7c2 No.186641
>>>/pol/10783987
>>>/pol/10783966
>they actually think that spics are white
Based Imyidy ruining this whole site
7f150d No.186642
>>186641
fucking hell
>>186640
>she does it for free
Just for you?
Also that is way better than I imagined wew. Tasteful
7f150d No.186643
*pauses film every second to post*
I'll never finish it
3203aa No.186644
5c9287 No.186645
>>186638
Blame the japs smh. At least she's wearing clothes in those pictures.
>>186640
>she
Wew.
aaa5e9 No.186646
>>186644
Night lad stop crossdressing
d3538a No.186647
7f150d No.186648
>>186644
Keek I was having fun seeing how we could keep you
*holds you back*
night night if it doesn't work
7f150d No.186649
>>186647
she's just practicing getting the anatomy of a woman with a penis right
5c9287 No.186650
Beddy byes for me too tbh, I ache all over.
d3538a No.186651
aaa5e9 No.186652
7f150d No.186653
>>186650
Nice *kisses your thighs and bum goodnight*
3203aa No.186654
>>186648
"phoneposts from bed one last tim*
7f150d No.186656
Okay just Pembs and the bois still up let's get crazy
170665 No.186657
>>186642
>Just for you?
I'm not sure if that one is for me, I joked about liking traps and then she started drawing it wew. She just draws in general, not exclusively lewd stuff.
>>186647
Unironically this >>186649
>>186650
night lass
7f150d No.186658
>>186612
So I was right smh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Pretty irresponsible to say that the washington monument was built by slaves as well
6ff7c2 No.186659
170665 No.186660
>>186657
tbh idk why i posted that image
7f150d No.186661
>>186657
>I'm not sure if that one is for me, I joked about liking traps and then she started drawing it wew.
Top fucking kek. That how you get the ladies, lass?
>She just draws in general, not exclusively lewd stuff.
goodlass
>>186660
was confused tbh
90d707 No.186662
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Who had the GOAT entrance music lads?
6ff7c2 No.186666
>tfw no yummy mummy to make me cummy
7f150d No.186667
aaa5e9 No.186669
cc8a6b No.186670
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>>186668
Don't know anything about wrestling tbh
6ff7c2 No.186671
aaa5e9 No.186672
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*enters to mid 80s japanese pop*
90d707 No.186673
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>>186670
You should watch some of the documentaries, there's some breddy fugged up stories behind the scenes. Iron Sheik's is heartbreaking.
Also the Rock's theme and video was kino
cc8a6b No.186674
>>186673
Don't really care for it, lad. I should watch that wrestler film though
78d0e4 No.186676
>>186665
Alan's psychedelic breakfast
cc8a6b No.186678
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Drumpf really did break her
d3538a No.186679
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rose's videos. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rose's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rose's videos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rose's existential catchphrase "Get up the fucking chimney," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nate's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a space tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
cc8a6b No.186680
46ccce No.186682
Did pembs fail at becoming a normalfag?
cc8a6b No.186683
>>186681
Ah. She's old now smh
cc8a6b No.186684
>>186682
Pembs was never trying to become a normalfag smh.
d3538a No.186686
>>186683
Not that old.
>>186682
date-raped himself too hard.
cc8a6b No.186687
>>186685
smh
>>186686
she looks like a mummy
d3538a No.186688
46ccce No.186689
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>>186684
>pembs was never trying to become a normalfag smh
don't believe you tbh lass
cc8a6b No.186690
>>186689
Take my word for it, lass. Maybe she wants to become one but I haven't really heard anything about it
4c9a2a No.186691
4c9a2a No.186693
>>186682
Yes, it was never going to work really was it?
d3538a No.186694
4c9a2a No.186695
cc8a6b No.186696
>>186695
Where did you pick up on that word, lass?
d3538a No.186697
46ccce No.186698
>>186691
Obligatory liking traps isn't gay
90d707 No.186699
>>186672
tip-top comfy, can imagine a 22st pepe dancing to it in a smokey disco tbh
4c9a2a No.186700
>>186696
I read it at the top of the page
d3538a No.186701
78d0e4 No.186702
>>186682
an old friend came back from Uni and visited me a few times and invited me out and now he's in a foreign land so I'm back to…aaahhhhh
>>186689
>tfw avoidant and lonely
cc8a6b No.186703
>>186700
Oh. W-we're a straightist board
78d0e4 No.186704
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Think for yourself don't be sheep t. Rick Floyd
6ff7c2 No.186705
>>186701
Err, I'm right here, lad and traps are definitely gay.
4c9a2a No.186706
>>186703
You seem like the guy in charge
Do you have any specific policies on things?
cc8a6b No.186708
>>186706
You have a good eye, lad. What do you mean by policies? We allow most things but appreciate tasteful spoilers.
4c9a2a No.186709
b81d7b No.186710
>>186702
>an old friend came back from Uni and visited me a few times and invited me out and now he's in a foreign land so I'm back to…aaahhhh
Forgive me lass I didn't mean to bring out any repressed feels
cc8a6b No.186711
>>186710
m-maybe I'm trying to become a normie too
90d707 No.186712
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>tfw accidentally rekindled my love of disco
4c9a2a No.186714
>>186711
How do you become a normie?
cc8a6b No.186715
78d0e4 No.186716
>>186710
it's ok lad, thanks for caring. I hope wagie life isn't too rough.
d3538a No.186717
90d707 No.186718
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>>186713
I'M MEAN
I'M CLEAN
I'M A WALKIN SEX MACHINE
b81d7b No.186719
>>186711
Don't lass.
>>186716
>I hope wagie life isn't too rough
It is .
cc8a6b No.186721
>>186719
but at least I will look better in my parents' eyes
ahhhhhhhhhhh
78d0e4 No.186722
>>186719
you could always get autism bux lad?
cc8a6b No.186724
watching episode 4 of Berserk now
2d216e No.186725
>>186721
Would be happy if my son was a loveable NEET that courted lolis online tbh. I'm sure they respect you lass.
>>186722
>you could always get autism bux lad
t. condescending neurotypical
No lass, I'm in too deep already. I make triple what I made in autismbux.
d3538a No.186726
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The wounds on your hands never seem to heal
78d0e4 No.186728
>>186725
I don't mean to offend it just seems better than working smh but that's good
6ff7c2 No.186732
>>186730
Is that who I think is?
170665 No.186733
lifting weights at 7 am fuck yea baby WOO
3203aa No.186734
feel refreshed even tho only slept from 0:30am to 7:30
fcb260 No.186737
AHHHHH I HATE HANGOVERS SO MUCH
3203aa No.186738
>>186737
>not being teetotal
fcb260 No.186739
>>186736
That's a nice bum though
fcb260 No.186740
>>186738
Oh shut up, I rarely get drunk when drink anyway
3203aa No.186744
DRVUMQUIST BLOMALPF BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3203aa No.186745
>muhammad has 20 kids?
>no problem
>nice normal couple want a babby?
>badger them for weeks
170665 No.186746
>>186745
I bet they target white foreigners so they don't appear racist. It's sickening tbh
5c9287 No.186747
>>186745
>normal couple
>poleburner and her swarthy slav husband
Rooooooooooooooo this must be that "new normal" I've been hearing about smh.
145b8f No.186748
>>186745
I'm guessing they never ask non-whites to prove that they're English otherwise we'd have had the uproar by now
>she's a Pole burner
tbh
3203aa No.186749
>>186747
>>186748
Yeah I hate Poles as well but there is a hierarchy of hate and they're nowhere near the top for me, if they can speak fluent English it's hard to tell them apart.
3203aa No.186751
rayciss
>>186750
>tattoos
>bf
not a fan
fcb260 No.186752
>>186746
Exactly
>Shitskins cause problem
>Legislate against problem
>Only prosecute white people
145b8f No.186753
>>186751
>3rd degree
hmm
>>186752
Almost as if that was the plan all along.
45a80b No.186754
3203aa No.186756
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The girls are so skinny but still have shapely bodies.
7e24ea No.186757
045315 No.186758
>>186745
To be fair, I would refuse to treat her just for having a double barreled surname.
78eaab No.186759
>just checked spoonys site and he hasnt made a single video in almost a year
>hes done nothing but post on twitter all day
>still gets almost 600 dollars a month on patreon
3203aa No.186760
>>186758
>tfw double barreled forename
3203aa No.186761
>>186759
Why don't we just become videogame streamers/youtube stars then?
045315 No.186762
>>186760
Your parents are either scrotes or millionaires.
c0d37d No.186763
45a80b No.186764
>>186763
DARKIES
the beeman sold out smh I'll look for another one
let me give you my shekels rooooo
c0d37d No.186765
>>186761
>what is a pyramid scheme
78eaab No.186766
c0d37d No.186767
145b8f No.186768
>>186760
Into the gas chamber you go
3203aa No.186769
>>186762
My family is poor, but we have a family tradition of naming the firstborn son after his father. Thus, I received a middle name to distinguish me from my father and grandfather who have identical names. I'm going to continue the tradition when a son is born to me, and give him a middle name also.
045315 No.186770
>>186769
A middle name or a double barreled first name? You're called something like James John and not Jaden-Kaiden?
3203aa No.186771
>>186770
A middle name, ah, didn't know there was a clear difference between the two terms tbh.
045315 No.186772
>>186771
I've had loads of friends who went by their middle names by virtue of being Jrs
>tfw could have been my dad's name III but the name's old fashioned and wogs stole it anyway
45a80b No.186773
>>186771
My middle name is my mother's surname smh
having a naming tradition is really cool and all families should do it smh, will have to start one
>the firstborn son always inherits the patriarch's name, if he dies the next son in line changes his name
c0d37d No.186774
which one is wr then
TYLER-JAMES
JAYDEN-LEE
HARVEY-LEE
TOMMY-LEE
BRANDON-LEE
ALFIE-LEE
ABDUR-RAHMAN
JAMIE-LEE
ALFIE-JAMES
JOHN-PAUL
TYLER-JAY
JAYDEN-JAMES
T-JAY
JAY-JAY
COREY-LEE
KENZIE-LEE
TAYLOR-JAMES
JOSHUA-JAMES
ARCHIE-LEE
BILLY-JOE
BOBBY-LEE
HARLEY-JAY
ALFIE-JAY
ALFIE-JOE
KAL-EL
KAYDEN-LEE
THOMAS-JAMES
ABDUL-RAHEEM
ABDUR-RAHMAAN
ABU-BAKR
ALFIE-JACK
CAMERON-JAMES
DYLAN-JAMES
TAYLOR-JAY
DANNY-LEE
HARRY-JAMES
RYAN-LEE
ABDUL-RAHMAN
ALFIE-JOHN
ASHTON-LEE
CALLUM-JAMES
FRANKIE-LEE
KY-MANI
LEWIS-JAMES
THOMAS-JAY
TOMMY-JAY
TYLER-JOE
ABDUL-KAREEM
ABDUR-RAHEEM
ALEX-JAMES
BAILEY-JAY
BOBBY-JOE
C-JAY
CHARLIE-JAMES
CODY-LEE
CONNOR-LEE
COREY-JAMES
HARVEY-JAMES
JEAN-LUC
KIAN-LEE
LOGAN-LEE
MASON-LEE
TOMMY-JOE
A-JAY
ALFIE-GEORGE
CODY-JAY
JACK-JAMES
JESSE-JAMES
LEIGHTON-JAMES
LEVI-JAY
MARLEY-JAY
RILEY-JAMES
RYAN-JAMES
TYLER-JOHN
ABDUL-AHAD
ABDUL-MALIK
ABDUR-REHMAN
AL-AMEEN
AL-AMIN
ALFIE-RAY
BAILEY-JAMES
BAILEY-RAY
BILLY-JAMES
BOBBY-JAMES
BRADLEY-JOHN
CAMERON-JAY
CAYDEN-LEE
CHARLIE-RAY
CHRIS-JUNIOR
CONNOR-JAMES
ETHAN-JAMES
ETHAN-LEE
JACOB-JAMES
JAIDEN-LEE
JAMES-DEAN
JAYDEN-JOHN
JESSE-LEE
JOSHUA-LEE
LEWIS-JAY
OLIVER-JAMES
045315 No.186775
c0d37d No.186776
>was going to be called buster
smh
>>186775
was looking for first names, only just saw he actually meant middle names. what a bender.
045315 No.186777
145b8f No.186778
>>186771
Pretty much everybody has a middle name lad, what the fuck?
c0d37d No.186779
c0d37d No.186781
>>186780
its only good because then your nickname could be buss.
145b8f No.186783
>tfw someone calls for their child it's a name like "Jayden" or "Kaiden" or "Alfie"
I don't know why but it sends me apoplectic
>>186776
>buster
Alright name for a dog I guess.
c0d37d No.186784
>>186783
alfred is fine, and albert etcetera.
>for a dog
sounds like a challenge tbh
*becomes notorious criminal Sussex Buster*
5c9287 No.186788
I've never seen so much rain aaaahhhh.
c0d37d No.186789
>The World Health Organization (WHO) has appointed President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe as a "goodwill ambassador" to help tackle non-communicable diseases.
c0d37d No.186790
045315 No.186791
>>186788
It's nice and sunny here tbh
239b10 No.186792
145b8f No.186793
>>186788
>narrows down Neo's location
>>186791
Same here. A bit windy but still nice and sunny.
>>186789
He has firsthand knowledge tbh. Being a dumbfuck wog is a non-communicable disease.
5c9287 No.186795
>>186793
>>186794
Rapists please stay away.
045315 No.186796
>neo's from galloway forest natinal park
045315 No.186798
>>186797
wtf i love the police now
145b8f No.186799
>>186797
>that second one
keek
5c9287 No.186801
>>186800
Don't do this lad.
78eaab No.186802
when do we start fundraising for the /newbrit/ mansion
045315 No.186804
c0d37d No.186805
>>186801
just need one more bit of contextual data and ill have a neat triangulation.
145b8f No.186806
>>186802
Wessex and vanlad are already on it tbh
c0d37d No.186807
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[desire for outdoor ragga increases]
78eaab No.186808
>>186801
if you need a place to hide you can come to mine
c0d37d No.186809
>>186802
now lad, ill set up and fully control a gofundme later. maybe a patreon too.
>>186806
doesnt mean you cant donate you poornish miser
2f5b85 No.186810
In a hotel lads, I'm just waiting for the gym to be free at 12.
c0d37d No.186811
>>186810
nice, what you doing in a hotel
045315 No.186812
>>186811
He was on the pull last night whilst crossdressing.
a3d631 No.186813
>it's a Americans can't understand you because of your accent episode
>>186811
He's meeting a client
5c9287 No.186816
>>186812
>>186813
So that's where he gets his envelops full of cash.
145b8f No.186817
>>186809
>donating
>not buying a stake
smh. I have "something else" I need to pour my paltry finances into right now though.
045315 No.186819
>>186816
>there's a literal boyslag on the board
2f5b85 No.186820
>>186812
Haha. I just live near the hotel and signed up for their gym today. Don't know how to use any of their machines or how much weight you should use for your first time, so I'm just going to use the swimming baths today. It's like 90% women and I'm pretty shy but I'm trying to go out of my comfort zone (I think a hen night is happening). There are lots of rich people, I think the management of local retail chains congregate here.
d3538a No.186821
>>186820
Shouldn't you get an introduction to how to use the gym first? Nearly all gyms are required to do that for someone's first session.
2f5b85 No.186822
>>186821
They offered me one but I was afraid of looking weak and like I didn't understand so I said no thanks. (Even though I don't understand.)
045315 No.186824
>>186822
>risking death out of minor social embarrassment
c0d37d No.186825
>>186824
>risking prolapse and hernias
a3d631 No.186826
>>186820
>It's like 90% women
>There are lots of rich people
Go on lad go find a sugar mummy
45a80b No.186827
>>186822
now that's what I call stupid
you could have got to talk with a fit gym lass who has to watch you use the machines
>not overdoing it and breaking your back trying to impress her
c0d37d No.186828
if the shop doesnt have any croissants, crackers or blue milk left im going to be mighty peeved
045315 No.186829
>>186825
>prolapses whilst trying to do a squat with too heavy a weight and bad form
Poor west riding.
c0d37d No.186830
145b8f No.186831
>>186822
>afraid of looking weak
Lad if you're using the gym for the first time that's probably just something you have to deal with
c0d37d No.186832
>>186829
>has to shuffle out of the gym cupping his now-external bumhole so the rich lasses dont see him cry
239b10 No.186833
>>186822
>being insecure
oh boy
if it's a real gym you're gonna embarrass yourself a lot more than that.
Get over yourself tbh. Also buy and wear a stringer
d3538a No.186834
a3d631 No.186835
>>186820
>>186822
women can smell insecurity btw, careful lad
5c9287 No.186837
>>186829
I didn't know that was even possible. Hopefully his bumhole has toughened up over time.
239b10 No.186839
>>186838
youre posting some good bums today tbh
045315 No.186840
145b8f No.186841
Should probably walk the dog before the weather goes mad tbh
2f5b85 No.186843
Lads, just chill, I went back and just asked if I could have an induction session after all and they didn't mind. It's cool.
239b10 No.186844
>>186843
If they don't have a barbell then quit
78eaab No.186845
>>186843
i hope youve watched videos on proper form
dont try anything heavy
use incredibly light weights or even just the barbell itself, even though its easy
you need to gte used to the movements first i read on /fit/ ages ago that your brain is confused and needs time to get the movements down and using the muscles properly like learning a dance routine because i was doing exercises for lats yet i didnt feel anything in my lats, but now i do.
5c9287 No.186847
First bluescreen I've had in years smh.
045315 No.186848
>>186847
god's punishing you for slaggism
239b10 No.186849
>>186845
>>186843
Idk, for like one session sure.
Otherwise just figure out working weight and start ASAP. Always have good form in your mind though, ask yourself if you're doing the movement right every session. If you aren't then you need drop weight.
c0d37d No.186850
239b10 No.186851
>>186850
were they out of croissants and blue top?
c0d37d No.186852
>>186851
they had pain au chocolats which arent as good, and i got a yop instead of milk.
239b10 No.186853
>>186852
Were living in tough times it would seem lad. I don't much care for either croissants or pain au chocolats tbh, it's all about them tea cakes.
239b10 No.186854
>>186853
or hot crossed buns
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78eaab No.186856
>sister wears yoga pants
>shes a fat ugly 30 year old single mother
>her ass is disgusting and sags
c0d37d No.186857
won 2 quid on a scratchy boiiiii
c0d37d No.186858
78eaab No.186859
oooh rain
>opens window
>comfiness levels increased by 10
78eaab No.186860
when we get the mansion, me and neo will sleep in the same room to save space
78eaab No.186861
>If you're not with me, then you're my enemy
What did he mean by this?
78eaab No.186862
and while sleeping in the same room i will use neos thicc bottom as a pillow
78eaab No.186863
i think i drew these ages ago
rare gondolas
145b8f No.186864
5c9287 No.186865
>>186862
It's not thicc aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
cc8a6b No.186866
>>186773
>tfw want to start tradition but don't want a Latin name to be the one that is used
5c9287 No.186867
>>186866
It looks like you've been ROMED lad.
iktf though
145b8f No.186868
>>186866
>not calling your son Robert ap Martin
cc8a6b No.186869
*refuses to make another post until a new thread is posted*
5c9287 No.186870
>>186869
Oh I didn't realise, give me a moment.
45a80b No.186871
>>186866
change your name to the welsh equivalent tbh
I'm going to change my name again eventual, to briton-ify my shitty nu age SEAmonkey appellation
5c9287 No.186873