/newbrit/ - newbrit

LAD

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:43:20 e5a8cc No.18743

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Wew.

>>18742

Good lad, I'm proud of you.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:50:51 e587a3 No.18745

how many do you have?

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:53:51 c205c3 No.18746

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>>18743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGRmTmA6znk

Why, lad?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:54:06 6f9dd4 No.18747

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tbh

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:56:56 820e7c No.18748

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>>18747

Careful what porn you draw, lads

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:57:47 93e97e No.18749

>>18746

Because iirc he's gone through two foster mummies and was poorly treated by both.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 10:58:29 a8c3c0 No.18750

>>18749

no

>>18746

i have two mummies right now not lesbians two female relatives

i hate them theyre terrible people

and i also blame them for how i turned out

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:00:12 c15864 No.18751

would newbrit be considered part of /politics/?

are in the silver age of /politics/?

and in terms of star wars the girls turning up would be the darkest moment right? so that would be empire strikes back. so are we in return of the jedi right now?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:00:31 778704 No.18752

/politics/ has the deepest lore

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:00:40 d2ead4 No.18753

>>18750

How can you have two mummies?

I blame my parents as well but at least they meant well. Dad did obviously implied he wanted me to move out earlier today though smh just because you laugh after it as if it was a joke doesn't mean you don't mean it smh.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:01:09 d72cf4 No.18754

>>18750

Depressing tbh.

>>18751

/newbrit/ seems to have turned into a /brit/ alternative with /politics/ flavorings.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:01:20 f6eeb5 No.18755

>>18751

>>18752

Yeah we're in act 3 now.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:01:20 103ae5 No.18756

>>18753

i was raised by two women

theyre not my real mummy i just call them that

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:02:22 a306b8 No.18757

>>18756

So Neo was right? What else can it be?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:04:19 f6cbcc No.18758

>>18757

why is this so difficult?

i was raised by two women the three of us live together theyre not lesbians they are two female relatives of mine

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:05:14 62ebf6 No.18759

i wish i could be jennys bf

id love to kiss her and hold her hands then slide that dress down off her at the shoulders unf

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:08:16 50ce66 No.18760

>>18758

I see

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:08:25 125e06 No.18761

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:08:30 12ace2 No.18762

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THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:09:09 1f2741 No.18763

>>18761

She looks weird. Just not my kind of weird tbh

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:09:59 13bba4 No.18764

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>>18761

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmunter

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:11:47 756cd1 No.18765

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>>18764

>gets upset when bullied

>bullies other people

I GUESS SOME PEOPLE HAD TO LEARN THE HARD WAY

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:13:57 b4547d No.18766

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>>18765

It's banter not bullying.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:18:12 69be29 No.18767

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>>18766

>using bully lingo like "banter"

>I'm not a bully I swear

*punches to the left of your head, the shockwave making your hair flow*

I'll be watching you, bully. Next time I won't "miss".

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:19:47 01d54e No.18768

>qt girls sat behind me at Church

>Offerings of peace

>Turn around to shake their hand and they all fumble to shake my hand and start giggling

Hope they start making a regular appearance tbh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:21:09 8c7e86 No.18769

How are our mummies today lasses?

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:23:57 7cef3b No.18770

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>>18767

Now this is bullying.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:25:28 d10bc2 No.18771

>>18770

*Buys you flowers for mummy day*

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:25:59 d7c528 No.18772

>>18769

Good lad. She likes a bit attention from her BIG BOY. I'll always be her favourite even if I am the biggest failure among my siblings.

>>18768

Didn't know you went to church, lad. Sounds like they liked the back of your head tbh.

>>18770

>it's a lass cries episode

ahhh my weakness. Forgive me. I just had to make it look like I had principles.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:26:55 2b82e5 No.18773

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>>18771

You're smooth, lad. too smooth

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:27:10 0ef1f1 No.18774

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>>18769

My mummy is happy today, we're all going out together as a family along with gran and uncle.

>>18771

Thanks your majesty.

>>18772

It's okay lad, I know you're only doing your duty.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:28:20 48aca8 No.18775

>>18772

Most excellent lad.

Church is pretty fun tbh and you always see cuties. Next time I will sharpen my horns to impress them tbh

>>18774

You are welcome lass x tbh

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:29:34 506df8 No.18776

>>18775

Thought you'd have to hide your horns in church, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:31:16 289809 No.18777

File: 4dda0127546dc91⋯.jpg (63.65 KB, 620x372, 5:3, morality man.jpg)

>there are lactose-intolerant people in existence

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:31:19 b47276 No.18778

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>>18776

What if those are angel horns.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:31:33 1b27b7 No.18779

>Compliment an autistic fourteen year old's videos

>she asks for my instagram

wew lads smh

>>18776

Not if you use them for stabbing Moslems tbh

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:33:21 202ac2 No.18780

>>18778

The devil is a fallen angel, isn't he? Are you his helper, lass?

>>18779

>Not if you use them for stabbing Moslems tbh

But priests love Muslims. At least the ones I've heard speaking smh.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:33:39 8a7dc6 No.18781

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>>18779

>grooming children

Wait until 16.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:35:46 03d7f2 No.18782

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>>18780

Not sure what my priest's opinion is but if I lent him my Quran I think he would dislike them greatly tbh based Urban II tbh

>>18781

Indeed lass, going to just ignore her tbh it's weird that she asked that after just telling me she can't talk to paedophiles online and I told her to be very careful smh

Suppose that's the 'tism though smh

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:35:56 2c242e No.18783

>>18779

Do you want us to ask for an autistic fourteen year old's videos, lad?

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:36:56 7a2fdf No.18784

>tfw we ran into an autisitc whatever year old in the youtube comments a few weeks ago

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:36:57 91ce8a No.18785

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>>18780

Shhh, I am a good angel lad.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:37:17 b8dab0 No.18786

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>>18783

Already shown you lambs it's this lass smh

*shouts in greatly varying tones*

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:39:11 a8e11b No.18787

>>18784

youtube chat*

>>18785

You're a temptress who likes to bathe in the fiery light of candles, lass

>>18786

Oh, right

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:40:56 56ffa9 No.18788

>>18782

Is the Quran actually that bad? I thought it was the hadiths that were most objectionable.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:44:33 ebe820 No.18789

>>18788

I think that is a memi. I have not read it though.

http://takimag.com/article/10_violent_koran_verses_and_the_terror_they_spawned_gavin_mcinnes/print#axzz4cQod7KDK

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:45:25 4c8c32 No.18790

>>18788

The Hadiths are worse but the Quran reads like one long threatening letter or something. It is lightly peppered with Islam's moral teachings but otherwise it concerns itself with attacking Jews, Christians and Pagans smh

For Jews and Muslims it is very violent but for Christians it goes into depth explaining that God is one, not three, and that Jesus was just a man like maybe Moses or Abraham smh.

Couple all the doctrinal attacks with the odd calls to violence and no Christian, at least, can really condone that so-called religion tbh

Hadiths are the best cheeki breekis to drop though imo

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:48:22 40eb08 No.18791

>after mother's day breakfast dad asks me to go for a spin in the car

>have a pleasant and fun drive on countryroads

>chat about stuff and just generally practice my driving

>get home and park the car

>brother comes out, wanted to take some photos with "his" car

>by accident my dad tells me to "pass my brother my keys" instead of "pass your brother his keys"

>brother becomes inexplicably pissed off because of a slip of the tongue

One of these days I'm gonna kick his ass, he didn't even come to mother's day breakfast with us because of his "diet"

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:49:41 447081 No.18792

>>18791

Your brother feels entitled to the car and your dad is just going to let him have it? wew

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:50:47 2f0ec9 No.18793

>>18792

It is "his", we got it for him on his 17th birthday, but he never passed his theory until this year, now that he's 21. Still has to pass his practical.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:50:52 53fced No.18794

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who /D E V I L I S H innermonologue/ here?

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:51:35 d52e6f No.18795

>>18793

Oh. Still no reason to get pissed I guess.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:52:00 a4ae78 No.18796

>>18795

Yeah, it is not reason to be pissed off, he's such a cunt

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:52:18 24a183 No.18797

>Priest prepares the host

>Nigger children start crying

>Always making monkey noises and climbing over pews

Even the best niggers are still niggers tbh they only seem happy when they're singing smh

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:52:28 c1d442 No.18798

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>>18787

Lad…

>>18793

I wish I'd been given a car for my 17th birthday.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:53:26 1456eb No.18799

>>18798

A car is like getting the keys to a female. Chix dig lambs who have cars smh

Are you into chix or ladz anyway lass?

DubzKid!ppol7RZJcc 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:53:55 986bce No.18800

dubs for mummy

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:54:08 143edc No.18801

>>18798

He was really eager to drive back then, but he's also an inept retard with some undiagnosed issues so I'm glad he's not on the road, even if that means I have to see more of him.

>>18799

>Tfw no car

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:54:36 4ce19b No.18802

>>18786

Have you watched all her videos, lad? Is she the only one with the tism?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:57:13 ab5356 No.18803

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>>18802

Seen most of them as I always do when I think I've found a new waifu an idea obviously dispelled by her 'tism and being only fourteen

She mostly does videos of her swimming underwater which is pretty cool tbh but one video had her neighbour who also appeared a bit mongy tbh

>>18801

My mummy said if I get a car it has to be brand new smh I'll never be able to afford that MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:57:41 f5ab45 No.18804

File: 78dda2a189061bf⋯.jpg (39.39 KB, 729x432, 27:16, laughing whores.jpg)

>>18793

>get a car for your 17th birthday

>don't even have a driving licence at 21

You should kill him, it's the moral thing to do

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:58:43 12983c No.18805

>>18804

It's not moral to be a kinslayer lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:58:44 4f0f4a No.18806

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>>18804

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 11:59:37 01c8c2 No.18807

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>>18803

>She mostly does videos of her swimming underwater

I saw that.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:00:52 9e4788 No.18808

File: 06dca6c40d647e8⋯.jpg (289.21 KB, 700x720, 35:36, happy2.jpg)

>>18807

Tadpoles are cute.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:01:17 5ed3e1 No.18809

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>>18799

>tfw my brother destroyed our two cars so now I have to borrow the family car

Lasses dig it when you drive a borrowed car, right?

>>18803

>ywn be a lass and make a living on hungry boys

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:01:28 00ce93 No.18810

got mummy a card and got a card for my brother and some forrero rocheys things

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:02:29 42662b No.18811

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>>18809

>>ywn be a lass and make a living on hungry boys

You could be lass…

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:02:56 3b8017 No.18812

>>18809

Just don't tell them it's borrowed tbh or tell them in such a way that makes it seem like you stole it and they will think ou are a bad boi and then say "let me lick your willy tbh"

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:03:08 acf89e No.18813

one of the card has race mixing propaganda on it with a a daddy polar bear and a mummy penguin holding a baby penguin

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:03:12 f46ff0 No.18814

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>>18808

LASS

>>18811

No, I couldn't. smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:03:28 d6f350 No.18815

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>>18811

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:03:50 28149b No.18816

>>18811

lass nooo

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:04:31 b97b4a No.18817

>>18812

Top kek.

>>18815

reee stop sexualising me I'm not pretty enough to be a lass

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:05:48 331c7c No.18818

this card smells like those football trading cards

>>18817

the lass did that, lass!

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:06:21 1f0422 No.18819

File: a318ed8b5eb00c4⋯.jpg (86.4 KB, 280x370, 28:37, shakes.jpg)

>>18814

But tadpoles are cute lad. I'm not a pedo and I wouldn't fuck them though.

>>18815

Ohohohohohohohohohoh.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:07:31 b4b355 No.18820

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>>18818

I caught you licking your lips, lad

>>18819

I hope nobody wants to fuck tadpoles tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:07:49 cd2509 No.18821

File: d6c6778ae2e9861⋯.png (100.99 KB, 197x230, 197:230, sad4.png)

>tfw in primary school someone scammed me into trading a card with a card that I forgot I already had and when I asked for him to trade back he wouldnt

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:08:33 fa56dd No.18822

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>>18818

>tfw you can relive the smell of Pokemon cards right now if you want to

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:10:11 36a5f9 No.18823

"Banter" is for retards.

Why can't you talk with someone without insulting them? That's literally all banter is. You're a social retard that can't engage with people without being a twat. It is something typical of shallow dumb normalfags who can't engage with people emotionally or intellectually.

>>18821

That's not a scam really. Just you're fault you forgot you had it. From his perspective it was a good trade where both sides gained, and then later on you suddenly want to swap back. It's kids like you that are responsible for arguments that resulted from cards being brought in, and ended up making the teachers just ban it all at my school. Damn you tbh.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:10:46 f50eaf No.18824

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>>18820

Of course not lad, I would never abuse them because I want tads of my own one day.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:10:54 ec90db No.18825

When cooking frozen food should I take the food out of the freezer while the oven heats up? Or do I leave it in until the moment I'm ready to put it in the oven? I always did the latter and it seemed fine. Is there a "proper" way?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:11:13 1e6734 No.18826

>>18822

*still collects magic the gathering cards now and then*

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:11:52 59f9a1 No.18827

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File: 55341b3e7ea7bae⋯.jpg (115.55 KB, 500x687, 500:687, PK_B_h6[1].jpg)

>>18821

>that lad who complimented you on your shiny Gyarados and later that day that card was stolen

>>18824

g-good lass

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:11:55 ad6278 No.18828

>>18825

Most of the time you need to defrost it before hand.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:12:49 a3d9c6 No.18829

okay going to mummies, lasses, have a good day!

>>18823

>It's kids like you that are responsible for arguments that resulted from cards being brought in, and ended up making the teachers just ban it all at my school. Damn you tbh.

wow how about damn you? I never dobbed him into the teachers about it or tried to stop all card trading!

>>18820

AHHH I THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISCRETE

>>18827

SMDH

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:13:46 3e6243 No.18830

>>18829

Make your mummy happy lass x

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:14:48 340385 No.18831

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>>18826

>tfw too dumb to play that came

>tfw too dumb to play any card games, I just liked the way they looked

Do you play, lad?

>>18823

I think banter just has been a part of humanity for a long time, lad.

>>18825

Depends on what you're making I'm sure. What are you making?

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:15:07 d3cb0e No.18832

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>>18829

Have a good day with your mummy, lad

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:15:24 4cd57a No.18833

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based

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:15:56 a7a385 No.18834

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>>18826

I still have loads. Used to collect vanity themed decks made up of samurai and things. All my friends would just follow OP builds from the internet so it wasn't much fun. I did manage to beat them a lot with my unaltered white/green Kamigawa deck though.

>>18827

Wew lad, reminds me of the time my brother traded my shiny Machamp for a card he wanted without telling me. At least I still have a shiny Charizard promo that is shit but looks cool.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:17:13 d3388d No.18835

>>18834

>tfw I still have a shiny Machamp

What shiny Charizard promo?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:18:21 026985 No.18836

>>18834

I like to make vanity decks tbh, it's much more fun and adds a sort of "story" to gameplay smh

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:19:31 c0ad9d No.18837

>>18835

I don't know exactly lad, I don't even remember where I got it from. I'd have to dig it up to find out.

>>18836

It is lad. The fact that nobody else seemed to appreciate that quality made me stop playing.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:22:57 8a0f55 No.18838

File: d47d2fed1e200b3⋯.jpg (61.91 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330644.jpg)

>>18837

>It is lad. The fact that nobody else seemed to appreciate that quality made me stop playing.

It's like that in any game you play tbh. Like in WoW too. Some people just like not having fun

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:23:39 8ca748 No.18839

File: 2928d68056ce4d6⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 600x600, 1:1, 2928d68056ce4d6cdf45c25e81….gif)

>tfw the gov steals an hour from you

on mummys day no less SCUM

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:24:16 a7f79f No.18840

>>18839

What happened, lad?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:24:21 5a87a7 No.18841

>>18839

>tfw the switch happened at night and made me think I went to bed late when I was actually on time

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:26:48 d60a57 No.18842

File: d5e24c007f1d39e⋯.jpg (10.53 KB, 247x242, 247:242, bdd98c638bb452a0c374929300….jpg)

Oh, so that's today. I didn't sleep as long as I thought i did then

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:27:44 b15d82 No.18843

File: 8f74bd30ab72f3e⋯.jpg (87.68 KB, 480x420, 8:7, 8f74bd30ab72f3e71602ab8759….jpg)

>>18827

I remember me and my friends got into Pokemon cards years after they went out of fashion. So one day I remembered I still had all my old Pokemon cards from when they were first popular so I went and got them to show them and one of my friends started claiming I stole my shiny Gyarados from him. My other friend was his younger brother and the other friend was a guy who never liked me and knew them all his life whereas I had known them three for just 3 or 4 years. Was like 13 at the time. So he went up to check to see if he still had his Gyarados and came back saying it was gone so I must have nicked his. I just told them to fuck off and then took my cards home in case they tried to nick it. Fucking shits. They never even brought it up again so they obviously knew what they were doing rather than being mistaken. If they genuinely thought I had actually nicked such a card, they would have never shutup about it and would have probably gotten their mummy or something. They were always cunts to me tbh. Being friends with brothers is a big mistake and you should make sure your kid never does it because the brothers always side with eachother.

One time they were round my house. They always came round mine but then they got into Runescape but could only play it round the other friends house for some reason. I don't think they had internet at the time, and I didn't either. So they saw his car pull up outside so they left my house to go round his. And he didn't like me so I couldn't go there either and wouldn't want to because he was a fucking skank so was his mother and his house was a dump. But it turns out he wasn't actually staying home and he had to go somewhere else with his mummy so my two friends came back to me and asked to be let in again. And like a beta bitch I let them in. Didn't have any other friends outside school. I think now I would tell them to fuck off though.

>>18829

At my school teachers would see arguments about it and then decided to ban it. It's only not your fault if the teachers didn't see you were upset by it.

>>18831

Cod fillets. Just put them in now. It said cook from frozen in bold letters so I guess I did it right.

>>18834

I remember playing Yugioh and we would duel eachother and everyone would sit around and watch. I wone everything because of some card I had called 'Mucus Yolk'. It was weak at the start but you could power it up to be completely OP. I don't know if we were really playing correctly but I was basically unstoppable once I got my card powered up and I had a few of them. There was this one autistic mentally challenged retarded kid that desperately wanted to beat me but his deck was shit and he couldn't figure out how to play. I'd have to walk him through every move he made to the point where I was basically playing against myself. He didn't beat me until the last day of school where somehow I managed to draw every wrong card and he managed to draw every right card. I smiled and said shit like 'Well played haha :)))))) but on the inside I wanted to crush his skull.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:27:58 903196 No.18844

File: 27d366686aa3862⋯.jpg (403.4 KB, 900x720, 5:4, shocked demon.jpg)

>open an old deck box to check the cards inside

>the flap finally disintegrates and falls off

AAAAAAAAAA I'M SORRY

>>18838

Exactly lad, I just don't get people who boil all their games down to raw numbers and completely discard all the beauty of it.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:28:36 f6269e No.18845

>tfw manga.madokami is down

REEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:29:17 792247 No.18846

>>18845

ok never mind it was my internet

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:29:55 1014c3 No.18847

>>18843

>Cod fillets

Good lad. Cod's my favourite sea food tbh, tiny bit of lemon makes it divine tbh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:32:48 35fd9f No.18848

File: 92b7a7308510667⋯.jpg (70.27 KB, 400x388, 100:97, happygreenman.jpg)

Can't get over that lass at Church lads. When I was walking back from getting blessed she was blushing and also she had a nice bumbum but was dressed modest too

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:34:47 e3cc47 No.18849

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:35:05 467997 No.18850

>>18849

They should do Applejack singingthis

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:37:56 990280 No.18851

>>18843

Good job standing up for yourself, lad, well until you let them back in. smh. Did you have other friends who didn't take advantage of you, lad?

>>18844

>I just don't get people who boil all their games down to raw numbers and completely discard all the beauty of it.

I think it's a perfectionist thing, lass. I do it myself smh. I guess it's one of the reasons I had nothing that really kept me in WoW. I was too obsessed with DPS and getting the best gear etc.

I did have a lot of fun being a tank though. Warriors at least used to have amazing movability and decent CC.

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:38:26 d6aa54 No.18852

>>18848

I'm interested in this, lad. Is it only once a week?

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:38:41 0add27 No.18853

>>18852

>>18848

By this I mean you and her

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:39:18 0472f6 No.18854

>>18850

lad what?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:39:54 cf03b1 No.18855

>>18851

just my best friend but he lived too far away

he didnt live far away really, its only like 10 minutes walk maybe 15 but mummy wouldnt let me go that far because she was an overprotective bitch who never let me do anythign she wouldnt even let me build my own lego shed build it and make me watch shed tell me i couldnt do it because id lose the pieces and stuff that fucking CUNT its because of how she raised me that i cant do anything and am scared of going outside on my own

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:41:17 a53e62 No.18856

File: 66c861d80df7eba⋯.jpg (17.88 KB, 300x250, 6:5, uguu.jpg)

File: e1fba074b89923b⋯.jpg (319.71 KB, 1600x1847, 1600:1847, SassyApplejack.jpg)

>>18852

I go every Sunday but this is the first time I've saw her tbh there was even a pause before we shook hands where we made eye contact

New people seem to come in every week for some reason smh so she might not ever be there again but i recognise her mummy so maybe she went along for mother's day. If she's there next week that means she'll sit near to me tbh

>>18854

>he doesn't know based Applejack

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:41:56 fa2010 No.18857

>>18856

lad do you actually like mlp?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:43:15 795a5c No.18858

>>18857

Yeah lad, used to laugh at that fat kid on the cringe compilations who said "watch one episode and you'll be hooked". Turns out he was right smh I don't quite understand why I like it though tbh, i think it might be my longing for a daughter smh

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:43:43 fed43e No.18859

>>18855

We're similar, lad, but at least I was allowed to play with lego and luckily my friends lived right next door. having friends close by meant I never went very far and never really connected with other friends and people smh

How old were you when she denied you from playing with lego anyway? And were both mummies that way?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:44:35 55d04c No.18860

>>18856

>>18858

wew lad that's pretty bent

22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:45:12 09e3b9 No.18861

>>18858

Yeah I liked the first seasons myself, it just got a bit boring for me tbh.

>>18856

Good lad. You can always ask her mummy too, right? I-it's not creepy is it? Maybe she'll want a church-going lad for her lass anyway.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:45:55 5b5454 No.18862

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>18860

It's NOT GAY

*pulls out dragon dildo and shakes it aggressively*

Also, Fresh wews

Tyrant 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:46:15 1c7ccf No.18863

File: 28c4c052b662487⋯.png (122.55 KB, 785x757, 785:757, 7nhd3Z5.png)

>>18860

Retract that statement

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:46:44 d17e0b No.18864

>>18861

I suppose so, I'm hoping that we had a connection and she will come back just for me smh

Tyrant 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:47:16 25e405 No.18865

So your trip is all decided by my password? What if some bully chooses the same password as me?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:47:37 217850 No.18866

File: 2b81f3e69c384a7⋯.jpg (137.53 KB, 450x297, 50:33, 1994-bophuthatswana-riot.jpg)

>>18863

you wanna go?

>>18862

It's pretty gay I watched the first season, it's like an entry level CGDGT anime

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:47:48 71f102 No.18867

>>18848

>Modestly dressed lasses

*Nods*

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:48:02 d73e66 No.18868

>>18859

>How old were you when she denied you from playing with lego anyway?

Always liked lego and got it for christmas and birthdays my whole life. Stopped asking for it at around 10 or 11 I think. Began to notice the pattern and saw no point in it if I wasn't allowed to build it myself. One time I smashed the lego I had and threw it all against the wall I got so pissed at her.

It was one of my mummies. The other mummy is an old woman who didn't give a shit about lego and never bothered with it or building it or saying I could or couldn't.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:49:02 5cae91 No.18869

>>18866

THE HAMMER IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SHOTGUN

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:49:59 b01316 No.18870

>>18868

I don't believe you tbh. Why would you ask for lego if you couldn't build it?

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:50:26 8adf0b No.18871

>>18865

That's why you have to choose something as obscure as possible.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:50:39 c25c0e No.18872

>>18870

because i was a stupid and never thought ahead to not being allowed to build it

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:51:54 afffaa No.18873

File: 931eeba64d3ad52⋯.jpg (183.92 KB, 480x454, 240:227, 1478728260009.jpg)

>>18871

>>18872

Fine I believe you. Why would you lie, right? smh

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:52:31 046b30 No.18874

>>18866

>you wanna go?

i remember playing with these two kids once and everythings fine and then suddenly one of them keeps asking me "you wanna go?" and i literally had no idea what the fuck he meant by that eventually they told me he was asking to fight and i had absolutely no idea why he would want to fight since nothing bad had happened so i just went home

he was like 2 years older than me but a few inches shorter and a very skinny build

i wasnt fat back then but i was still very big because thats just how im built

he was a tard tbh

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:55:13 210fd9 No.18875

File: eb9925c96d8edba⋯.png (20.66 KB, 200x194, 100:97, 1379167473151.png)

>>18874

>tfw you remember those times you were a bully

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:56:11 aaf653 No.18876

>>18875

i didnt really feel bullied though i was just confused

he wasnt intimadting at all just a twat

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:56:37 eee674 No.18877

File: 8d98da3bef1637e⋯.jpg (339.15 KB, 870x630, 29:21, apprehensive2.jpg)

>>18875

You were a bad lad back then.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 12:58:15 06a50e No.18878

File: 75cf3a40e1b5c26⋯.jpg (14.8 KB, 153x178, 153:178, ss (2015-02-28 at 06.53.03….jpg)

>>18874

I remember someone insulting a girl I was friends with on facebook in year 8, and then insulting me and challenging me to fight, but he said he'd bring all his friends so I screen capped everything and sent it to the head of year 8 and I had to go to her office and he was crying and it took a lot of effort not to laugh at his snivelling face.

>>18875

>tfw remembering when you were bullied

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:00:31 955648 No.18879

>>18877

I was a good lad turned bully turned good lad tbh.

>>18876

Him being shorter than you must made me think of a bully incident tbh

>>18878

>tfw remembering when you were bullied

Yeah, but that's every day. I've repressed the memories of myself being the bully I guess because I always thought of myself as a good lad and aspired to be a good lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:01:29 09ea0d No.18880

mummy said we're going out soon

i'm ready now

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:02:42 43e848 No.18881

>>18880

Will you be ready when you're going?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:09:04 1aee56 No.18882

>>18880

my mummy says shes going out and 40 minutes later still hasnt fucked off

mummies are retarded

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:09:57 19ab93 No.18883

>>18880

Good boy. Make sure your horns are niceand presentable.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:17:07 3bb35f No.18884

>>18883

How do you get them so shiny, lad?

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:18:57 8705de No.18885

File: d34c6fb9777fad9⋯.jpg (45.81 KB, 453x658, 453:658, Kurourusinurimomonaridaisu….jpg)

Would a lass be impressed by these horns?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:20:30 32b929 No.18886

File: 3f36b55e7c1bf7d⋯.png (663.64 KB, 1200x1021, 1200:1021, dapperdan.png)

>>18884

With Dapper Dan's special horn polisher tbh

>>18885

Wew lad, those are big horns tbh

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:20:37 e9355a No.18887

File: 744e0bff8179935⋯.png (248.89 KB, 375x525, 5:7, nightgown alice.png)

>>18885

A size queen would.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:23:21 80ee68 No.18888

File: ab02dc28787272a⋯.jpg (69.08 KB, 500x278, 250:139, tumblr_inline_onbkyr9sH21q….jpg)

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:23:35 bc971c No.18889

>>18886

Big is good, right?

>>18887

But a size queen means she's been with multiple men, lass, right? smh. Such a naughty term coming out of your mouth/fingers.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:24:38 043409 No.18890

>>18888

Emma just looks like she's in pain. Also apparently homos aren't pleased with the homo in the film

WHY TRY TO PLEASE HOMOS THEY'LL JUST KEEP GIVING YOU SHIT ANYWAY

Oh right, the point isn't to please them, just to push the agenda smh.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:26:29 c409c0 No.18891

>>18889

Depends how you use them tbh, a small horn pricks just as sharply if well maintained but a big horn apparently gives your enemies a fuller feeling when stabbed despite the obvious accuracy draw backs smh

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:31:15 805615 No.18892

File: fa71eed877c95d9⋯.jpg (14.84 KB, 306x295, 306:295, 1324632232815.jpg)

>>18891

why would I want my enemies to get a "fuller feeling"?

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:31:23 59fbd2 No.18893

File: 165298d0e24690d⋯.jpg (122.37 KB, 800x1061, 800:1061, 1433237280279.jpg)

>>18889

I just assumed it meant someone who was only turned on by size. I didn't know it implied a sexual history.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:33:20 5551e9 No.18894

>>18893

You'd have to have tried it to know what you like, right? But I guess you could just like the idea of big size.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:34:47 b21815 No.18895

File: 2d63fa9ea04b6c2⋯.png (679.82 KB, 900x720, 5:4, flirty.png)

>>18894

>But I guess you could just like the idea of big size.

Mhmm.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:35:55 cde74c No.18896

File: 27de8119861be9b⋯.jpg (70.77 KB, 250x236, 125:118, 1324632232742.jpg)

>>18895

Laaaaaaaaaass…

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:39:02 b8f171 No.18897

>>18892

Stabbing them with a bigger whole will naturally make them bleed more tbh and you will have more chance of hitting vital organs

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:39:24 ed8523 No.18898

File: af8f1a1bfa3f6d6⋯.png (288.71 KB, 1432x1423, 1432:1423, 1480773298256.png)

>tfw too smart to have a tiny dick since I know all lasses are size queens

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:39:41 f4a6b6 No.18899

File: e1d1eac51fc3357⋯.jpg (349.93 KB, 1447x2047, 1447:2047, 1466719549308.jpg)

>>18896

Who wouldn't? In fact most men have a preference for big tits or big asses so it's relative. They find those features attractive and want them passed on to their children.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:40:57 4e7d1a No.18900

>>18899

That's true.

>>18897

That's true too tbh.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:41:40 78e3dd No.18901

>>18899

DOUBLE DUBS

also wew lass

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:42:04 654840 No.18902

File: c9949627d74992a⋯.jpg (84.06 KB, 287x421, 287:421, 1488487451434.jpg)

>eat

>tired now

i only had two cod fillets which are 200 calories each and a tin of baked beans

mummy woke me up this mroning shes such a fucking bitch

she shouts at other mummy for the tiniest thing and she does it at like 8am

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:42:14 5cce80 No.18903

File: ba35a7167c9501c⋯.png (8 KB, 418x408, 209:204, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

Truth hurts I hate the redpill

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:46:06 855dd3 No.18904

>>18902

what's it like on mother's day with two mummies lad?

>>18903

>tfw my one friend told me he wished he never woke up because now he can't watch any regular tv without noticing conditioning and normalisation of degeneracy

ignorance is bliss

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:47:32 0c9c5b No.18905

File: 425939491e47aa1⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 1500x2099, 1500:2099, 1470105272128.jpg)

>>18903

I don't like hurting you lad, it's just a survival instinct to want your offspring to be as well-equipped for life as possible.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:47:51 05038e No.18906

>>18902

go for a walk, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:48:59 76bf03 No.18907

File: 0937ca771e516f5⋯.jpg (24.98 KB, 324x379, 324:379, rabface05.jpg)

Hail Herts lads

were there more terries in london last night?

>>18904

kek the old blackpill

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:49:29 24f8d4 No.18908

>>18905

I know, lass. It wouldn't hurt unless I myself knew it was true. I wouldn't want my son to be as lucky as me, but then again my condition isn't inheritable, or at least it's not known to be.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:52:11 64eb5c No.18909

File: b1f252d0bb2065d⋯.jpg (938.96 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 1470419891562.jpg)

>>18908

Hopefully not. I'm not even sure if dick size is genetic or if it's affected by other factors tbh.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:55:35 cadb87 No.18910

>>18909

I'm sure it's genetic. I've heard they actually get it from their mother's side though.

D E V I L I S H 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:56:39 ba4939 No.18911

>tfw actually pretty upset

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:56:45 67e188 No.18912

>tfw no matter where you go on the internet, someone will bring up discussion about penis size

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:57:05 c349e0 No.18913

>>18911

what's up lad?

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:59:08 089c38 No.18914

File: 4ab79dbf4a3d1de⋯.jpg (214.54 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, 1482021057839.jpg)

>>18910

That's strange. Maybe the jews had a point about maternal bloodlines.

>>18911

I'm really sorry lad, I shouldn't have brought it up tbh.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 13:59:52 33d159 No.18915

http://poal.me/qiqdv4

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:02:16 aaa225 No.18916

>>18914

Maybe. What's the real reason? So that they 100% know it's Jewish?

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:07:26 641e49 No.18917

File: 4595ef55ff07863⋯.jpg (154.08 KB, 746x1071, 746:1071, karen beach.jpg)

>>18916

Yeah, it must be the same logic that you require white women to have white babies. So a white nationalist who bangs a chink won't get a white baby no matter how many times he recites the 14 words.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:09:53 0fddda No.18918

I think the Jewish maternal thing is also just to create more members of the tribe, jewish guys have to marry other jews, but jewish girls will always have Jewish children.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:12:12 299b4d No.18919

>>18918

i heard they love blacks tbh not sure how true it is smh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:13:08 64327e No.18920

>>18917

I'm glad I was never cursed by that condition tbh

>>18918

So they're happy with all the black Jews?

>>18919

They do love interracial though, right? Might just be because of the destruction of whites or because of how perverse they are. I've just heard it too.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:14:33 126cea No.18921

File: c5d46c8bbf99c23⋯.jpg (515.63 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, alcohol.jpg)

Okay lads, I'm off to imbibe wicked poisons with the family. See you all later.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:16:21 755feb No.18922

>>18921

Later, lass. Have fun

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:17:27 b423e7 No.18923

>>18921

good buy lass

It should be law that allfencing have hedgehog holes when built from now on tbh

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:17:49 3faa41 No.18924

>>18920

Sorta, they sterilise the ones from Africa, and well I imagine they can sue people like Eric Andre well.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:18:57 97ba85 No.18925

>>18923

>It should be law that allfencing have hedgehog holes when built from now on tbh

Why?

>>18924

That's Israelis. I guess them and American Jews are different though.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:19:52 47eac9 No.18926

File: 775132cdd2ed28d⋯.jpg (86.49 KB, 765x768, 255:256, C72VzoSX0AED_dD.jpg)

imperium

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:20:23 62781d No.18927

>>18924

Use, not sue.

>>18925

All are members of the tribe to me tbh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:20:47 f58977 No.18928

>>18925

It will save them from destruction as well as many other animals tbh, with the expansion of human habitation range animals like hedgehogs are suffering terribly smh

Also they're cute tbh

>tfw stood barefooted on one when i was 7

smh everyone said i was going to die but i lived i think

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:22:22 de3c42 No.18929

>>18927

>All are members of the tribe to me tbh

Sure, but they act differently. And Israel wants Jews to come there and settle, but obviously a lot of Jews don't want to.

>>18928

But fences are to keep them out of the garden smh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:25:10 1e7d2d No.18930

File: 16ba9dbfe2ae94b⋯.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481, 425:481, 1454713823220.gif)

>>18929

Fences are to keep bullies out not nice lasses like hedgehogs smh

Besides, if you catch them you can take their "golden rings"

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:26:08 190be3 No.18931

did someone say gold?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:26:41 d46fbb No.18932

>>18930

Top kek. I like them too, lad. They're easy to spot now that it's getting lighter outside. Used to seem them all the time back when I used to stay up very late.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:34:20 890099 No.18933

File: a0481536cf701e4⋯.png (214.82 KB, 800x851, 800:851, the_jewish_hedgehog_by_alr….png)

File: f6da0d50a47d1db⋯.jpg (175.29 KB, 625x499, 625:499, enhanced-buzz-16397-135287….jpg)

File: 6a62320945fa0a6⋯.jpg (101.8 KB, 595x814, 595:814, 6a62320945fa0a68ed438e6656….jpg)

>>18931

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:35:20 8bfb0a No.18934

>that time /brit/ mods banned me for posting a sonic image because it was furry even though I was using it ironically to make fun of something I forgot

smh

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:36:28 67b1d0 No.18935

wanna fap

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:36:33 f03a6d No.18936

>>18934

wait i always thought sonic = autism…

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:36:42 c2ac5b No.18937

im bored and tired and everything is shit and i really wanna fap

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:36:43 76cacf No.18938

>>18935

No

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:36:56 54e4dd No.18939

File: f9ace803bbd3432⋯.png (144.18 KB, 414x328, 207:164, 6475476.png)

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:37:10 602526 No.18940

File: b2d50e03db6760e⋯.jpg (171.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mobmobstop.jpg)

>>18935

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:37:26 4002e8 No.18941

I'd just like to thank the civic government of the UK for allowing me one extra hour of consciousness with my imperium gf tbh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:37:32 d1da0a No.18942

>>18936

That was it. The post was related to autism/OC or something, but they used it as an excuse to ban me smh.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:38:06 847f0d No.18943

>>18940

Top kek.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:38:38 9dd0c7 No.18944

>>18940

it is the only thing i truly enjoy

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:39:13 a428e7 No.18945

>>18942

heresy tbh

>>18944

lad…you been outside today?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:39:47 554588 No.18946

>>18944

Time to find something else you can enjoy

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:45:32 b1de44 No.18947

>>18941

We lost an hour lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:47:42 c35371 No.18948

>>18947

The philippines is ahead of us by 8 hours, so she was sleeping earlier than me, but now she's only 7 hours ahead so i think we have more shared time together?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:50:56 d5e320 No.18949

File: bc6f06eeb642b5f⋯.jpg (76.6 KB, 600x536, 75:67, g.jpg)

>>18948

>LDR

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:51:19 2f1675 No.18950

>>18948

>LDR

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:51:48 3a9e96 No.18951

>>18949

>>18950

LDR is perfect for a neet like me tbh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:52:51 39c8af No.18952

>>18951

At least it keeps you from mixing

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:54:43 1267c2 No.18953

>>18952

hmm, can I ask a question 22stone? why do you dislike asians? feels like you dislike them in particular sometimes

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:55:32 9aa86c No.18954

>>18948

you've been to asia right?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:56:39 0faacd No.18955

>>18945

no i hate outside

>>18946

cant everything is boring

muh dopamine receptors

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:56:45 87bd65 No.18956

>>18953

I just dislike mixing, lad. Whatever it is you mix with. I just never had the attraction for Asians I see a lot of people have. I just don't trust them tbh smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:57:42 3ce1c0 No.18957

>>18954

Yes, about a month ago lad, shall I chat about my experiences there?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:58:16 ad3c0e No.18958

>>18956

ah I see lad, everyone to their own I guess.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:58:41 5185e7 No.18959

>>18955

I don't think fapping is going to help you enjoy other things, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 14:59:36 1fbd8f No.18960

>>18957

no i don't like to be nosy just wondered if this was all online or not

good luck lad, the flips I met in HK were all top lasses

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:00:28 1bcc28 No.18961

>>18955

lad even if you've got a garden just take a book outside, have a cuppa and get some sunlight in you.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:04:20 05efe3 No.18962

File: 008c214fb1b5ac4⋯.jpg (466.4 KB, 1080x1666, 540:833, 1490539164074[1].jpg)

WE

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:04:42 6c6f31 No.18963

WEW LADS they're finally gone

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:05:38 a814a1 No.18964

>>18963

Hail Herts, lad

Had family over, lad?

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:06:30 b11938 No.18965

>>18964

They were lad and all the younger cousins got dumped onto me tbh not that i mind lad. Whats with the "punished" 22st name lad?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:06:56 a7204b No.18966

>>18962

>samari

kek

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:08:22 457a35 No.18967

>>18962

everyone goes that colour after a couple of hundred years of being preserved smh

can anyone make a jolly roger flag for us?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:09:19 9a4d63 No.18968

File: 414a418c67b411f⋯.png (22.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1423522802387.png)

>>18965

>They were lad and all the younger cousins got dumped onto me tbh not that i mind lad

Good lad. I do the same with the single mum's daughter tbh. I'm more comfortable around kids anyway

>Whats with the "punished" 22st name lad?

The lass bullied me for the size of my dick.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:10:22 93c2e8 No.18969

>>18967

We already have this one. Doubt you can make a skull and bones look any better

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:10:34 cb7d46 No.18970

>>18968

>Good lad. I do the same with the single mum's daughter tbh. I'm more comfortable around kids anyway

same tbh, they like me more then my brother which i also like tbh

>The lass bullied me for the size of my dick.

how small is it?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:11:04 25a5df No.18971

>>18969

A jolly Rodger isn't just a skull and cross bones

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:11:56 0e2c3c No.18972

when you lot need a poopoo, do you start to smell of poopoo? when i have a turd ready to go, i can smell it

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:13:05 9baecf No.18973

>>18972

no thats awfully strange

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:13:17 c0379a No.18974

>>18971

What is it then?

>>18970

4 inches if I'm being generous.

>>18972

N-no. Maybe you have shat yourself, lad?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:14:46 f0acc8 No.18975

File: f3b7867c9753516⋯.jpg (33.64 KB, 379x268, 379:268, ss (2015-05-29 at 09.27.06….jpg)

>>18974

>tfw six inches

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:14:57 ec951c No.18976

>>18974

sucks lad, not very nice of her to bully you over something like that i bet it was neo girl and not daftie wasnt it

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:15:23 9abcc7 No.18977

>>18976

dafty isn't here lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:15:26 77a82c No.18978

>>18975

>thinks 6 inches is big

6.5 inches lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:15:48 4669f4 No.18979

>>18977

oh yeahbut still Neo is meaner then her tbh

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:16:14 b8424f No.18980

>>18978

I never said it was "big", but it's a good all around size tbh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:17:08 24b7c5 No.18981

>>18976

Yeah. She wasn't really being a bully. I just took offence.

>>18975

that's average, right?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:17:33 023337 No.18982

>>18969

i certainly couldn't but that's more red laces and less peg leg tbh

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:17:56 e1e38a No.18983

>>18981

Average is around 5.5 or so, 6 is slightly bigger than average for the UK

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:18:39 576595 No.18984

>>18980

it's decent yeah i just wanted to show off my extra half inch tbh

>>18981

You should take offence if he's making fun of you for that tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:19:42 9d18a9 No.18985

File: d43dfd1646c1a07⋯.webm (4.01 MB, 640x360, 16:9, spiderman.webm)

>>18972

you'd better be doing some comedy bit tbh

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:23:06 69fa78 No.18986

>poo

>wipe

>put shower gel on hand + water

>squat down

>rub bumhole get it all soaped up

>rinse off with water

>also put finger slightly in bumhole to really clean it

>rinse it all off

>do it again

>all clean

>put finger up butthole again to check

>smell it too

>finger comes out clean and doesnt smell of poo

>clean as can be

>still worried theres poo down there

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:23:36 2f9f3c No.18987

>>18984

>You should take offence if he's making fun of you for that tbh

She wasn't, lad. She just made the statement that lasses want lads with big dicks because they want to pass on those genes to the next generation. It hurt because it's true smh. And I've known it myself for a while, it's just not something I like to think about.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:25:20 490ffa No.18988

File: e0a0f2c27556e39⋯.jpg (18.05 KB, 373x344, 373:344, 1424296129828.jpg)

>When you get nervous talking to a cute boy because he says nice things about you alot.

Why are cute boys so nice lads.

No homo tbh

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:26:06 257bb2 No.18989

>>18987

oh ok lad

How do you mean lad?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:26:12 a60fdb No.18990

*sprays you with de-gay*

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:27:19 ff4758 No.18991

>tfw someone matches you on tinder just to unmatch you

why tbh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:27:35 ccb00b No.18992

I don't know lad. Attention is nice tbh

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:29:02 3c0378 No.18993

>>18991

kek why though? is it a passive aggressive thing?

also tinder lad, really?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:31:23 9aa3a2 No.18994

>>18993

lad anything is worth a shot, I've never had any sort of relationship or even flirtatious contact with women

I dunno, some girls on there have matched me just to insult me, women are strange.

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:33:00 f42956 No.18995

>>18994

that sounds horrible of them to do, what the fuck tbh.What things have they said to you?

no flirtatious contact at all?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:34:10 430c97 No.18996

File: de5539964a1dc4b⋯.webm (3.56 MB, 480x360, 4:3, mindbender.webm)

>>18986

not buying it tbh

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:35:18 4bfe65 No.18997

>>18995

maybe a little, but nothing beyond words

Just the usual roastie words, I'm not bothered as I'm always packing more heat than them, and the most rude ones tend to be 6/10s or 5/10s.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:35:52 b77a2b No.18998

https://8ch.net/nofap/res/1145.html

Edited your post tbh. Never know when bullies are lurking

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:36:13 2b9ec1 No.18999

>>18996

He's done crazier shit tbh

>>18997

its just a bunch of 5's mad they're not being treated like 10's tbh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:37:00 21768a No.19000

who /singlemummywithchildrenfrom5differentmenlookingforaprovider/ here?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:38:28 0138f5 No.19001

>>18999

Tbh, I mean I used to just click yes on every girl, as both of you need to match each other, so you might be lucky and score a good match, but you might also get a lot of shit.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:39:46 559f33 No.19002

File: cee2e0fae94f443⋯.webm (3.62 MB, 360x270, 4:3, laugh.webm)

>>18999

crazier shit? than sticking a finger up your arse to make sure it's clean. twice.

waifulad…you got me. How old are you lad?

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:39:47 2c7ebb No.19003

>>19001

well if you use tinder tbh…

you gone on any dates yet?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:40:12 9c2c25 No.19004

>>19002

23

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:41:12 a93e5d No.19005

File: d11e5c414b18cdf⋯.jpg (269.77 KB, 925x1032, 925:1032, 1460030043043.jpg)

>>18989

>How do you mean lad?

Just calls me cute and stuff and is always complimenting me.

>>18990

*Coughs*

Thanks lad, I forgot to say no homo.

>>18992

True lad, maybe this is what girls feel like when guys hit on the,

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:42:46 30b4e7 No.19006

>>19002

if you want to know them ask him yourself because i dont want to "out" him

>>19005

was he actually hitting on you? Why you hanging out with gays lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:43:01 d13067 No.19007

>>19005

them.*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:43:11 3acf8c No.19008

>>19004

are you full on neet?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:43:21 6cd3d1 No.19009

>>19005

>*Coughs*

>Thanks lad, I forgot to say no homo.

Don't worry, lad. I have your back.

>True lad, maybe this is what girls feel like when guys hit on the,

I don't know, lad. I think it's different tbh. Lasses gets hit on a lot tbh

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:45:32 8a5a99 No.19010

File: 14d236ff4349b8d⋯.jpg (47.34 KB, 380x505, 76:101, 1489711666670.jpg)

>>19008

i live with my two mummies who i hate and i never leave the house

theres no hope for me

>>19006

thanks true friend

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:46:04 054cef No.19011

>>19010

No problem lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:46:10 78d96a No.19012

>>19006

sorry wasn't implicit enough that it was a rhetorical question but you get a top lad award for not being a snitch

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:47:01 280818 No.19013

>>19012

cheers

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:47:28 39b5bf No.19014

>>19003

no

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:47:52 a1a143 No.19015

>>19010

i mean are you in any formal education really.

no shame in living with your family at 23. it's the sensible thing to do if you ask me. the idea of getting a job and being able to support a nuclear family is an impossible dream and i believe neetdom to be a symptom of our cancerous society tbh

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:49:06 1d597c No.19016

>>19014

how long you been at it?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:49:07 75c49d No.19017

>>19006

>was he actually hitting on you?

Idk.

Well he says he wants to have sex with me.

I think that's hitting on someone.

>Why you hanging out with gays lad

Friend of friends I suppose, this is online mind you.

>>19009

>Don't worry, lad. I have your back.

Thanks lad.

>I don't know, lad. I think it's different tbh. Lasses gets hit on a lot tbh

Yer.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:50:03 2f0228 No.19018

>>19016

not long tbh, I mostly use tinder to practice speaking to girls in more than a friendly manner, I managed to get a girl's number but she was busy so we never went for coffee, and she was Asian but she called me smooth.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:52:11 7a2068 No.19019

File: dbf9722dff8a20d⋯.png (45.29 KB, 1140x798, 10:7, 1488487226634.png)

>>19017

>Well he says he wants to have sex with me.

Careful so he doesn't use you or poz you, lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:52:19 f84cfe No.19020

>>19017

>Well he says he wants to have sex with me.

hmm thats usually a give away. Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?>>19018

Kek you'll have to post some of you'll smooth moves for us lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:52:54 6e53fe No.19021

>>19020

last sentence was for >>19018

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:53:17 5d338a No.19022

>>19021

no way lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:54:11 ef2af5 No.19023

>>19022

why not lad? too embaressing? too lewd?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:55:10 6a843a No.19024

>>19023

My secret technique is passed down through the anprimline

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:55:17 84e8c3 No.19025

>>19020

>hmm thats usually a give away. Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?

top kek

>no homo until 30

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:56:12 66f780 No.19026

>>19024

Oh lad gimme one atleast

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:58:02 74f2ca No.19027

>>19026

we were asking each other questions, and she said ask me a question and give me a number, so I said, want to go for coffee some time, and posted it with my phone number, or something along the lines of that

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:58:38 ee85d6 No.19028

>Girl starts talking to me now.

What did she mean by this lads?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 15:59:20 383a20 No.19029

>>19028

She's jealous, lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:00:02 a28ed2 No.19030

>>19027

smooth as FUCK lad

>>19028

she wants it

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:00:14 e822d4 No.19031

File: 149a0f61bdd6262⋯.jpg (46.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, spoony.jpg)

>>19015

no

i do nothing all day i have no skills no friends nothing and i dont want any

i want to learn music theory and become proficient at that and learn to draw to some level so i can make a video game and get it on steam and other places and thats how ill unfuck my shit and move out and stuff

i have the basics of programming and i believe i could learn to use gamemaker and the programming language that is built into it

i need music and drawing skills now but i dont do either really i just sit on here all day having no interest in any of it and i havent programmed in ages and every day my meagre programming skills atrophy i just want to shoot HOT CUM

right now im focusing on trying not to fap and meditating and as of yesterday i have started having a rule where i have to stay off the pc and anything with a screen like tv or my tablet and do other things for an hour and thats going well

lots of jerking off over a long period of time causes atrophy of the prefrontal cortex on a level equal with people who have been using cocaine for several years. prefrontal cortex controls willpower and is what makes you do things, resist things and keeps track of what you want. someone with an atrophied cortex is someone who will sit on the pc all day and have no interest in anything.

i believe this is at least a big part of my problems and if i can meditate a lot, sustain from fapping or watching porn at all for several weeks, i will improve greatly in willpower. physical brain changes from meditation (which grows prefrontal cortex) only take a few weeks to appear and not fapping reverses damage done from fapping although that can take years to fully heal if it ever does. then ill have an easier time doing things. eventually i will start forcing myself outside and getting sunlight. i tried this but it didnt last long now ive taken a step back and am working on this and will return to going outside later because thats a lot harder im doing baby steps.

i need to work on being depressed and miserable first and eating better and exercising that kind of thing. until i do ill always be forcing myself to do things and never really getting anything done. sleep too is a big thing my mattress has springs sticking out and my bed frame is wonky and leans down on one side a lot. mummy always wakes me up by being a noisy shouting bitch at 7 or 8am but ill have a new mattress and bed frame soon and i intend to buy some earplugs when i can.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:01:22 dbeeae No.19032

File: 7cd792d724f8f3d⋯.jpg (83.98 KB, 500x744, 125:186, Thin white duke16.jpg)

>>19030

*smooth criminal starts playing as I do a 360 degree turn and walk away*

You got hit by

a smooth criminal

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:02:47 6a34f8 No.19033

>>19032

kek, go get em lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:05:05 ef6030 No.19034

>>19031

sounds like you're doing things to improve and I commend that.

Have you got the basics covered though?

Good diet and personal hygeine,

regular excercise & fresh air,

good sleep pattern.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:06:40 404651 No.19035

>>19019

Ok lad I'll be careful.

>>19020

>Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?

Technically it isn't sex so idk.

>>19029

Idk lad she probably just wants attention.

>>19030

>she wants it

She ain't getting it.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:08:36 a56a0e No.19036

>>19031

>>19034

ignore that didn't take in the last sentence of your post, was looking at the prefrontal cortex stuff. I don't buy it tbh but haven't studied it at all.

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:08:42 3e21f1 No.19037

>>19035

why not lad

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:09:55 3dbe24 No.19038

>>19035

>Idk lad she probably just wants attention.

Do you know her?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:13:28 a1cb90 No.19039

>>19037

Not dealing with her shit, she'll get bored of me soon enough.anyway.

>>19038

No.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:13:42 f414c8 No.19040

File: a715b4af60e501c⋯.png (259.45 KB, 640x480, 4:3, no hope.png)

>>19031

>someone with an atrophied cortex is someone who will sit on the pc all day and have no interest in anything.

well fuck

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:15:31 9a66ac No.19041

Lads, have you ever been in a shop where the small shop owner has insulted you for being too cheap?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:15:41 99aac6 No.19042

File: d704c8b5a319e59⋯.png (7.37 KB, 418x408, 209:204, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png)

>>19040

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:16:33 e108fa No.19043

>>19041

no lad, they call me bossman

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:17:12 5cb198 No.19044

>>19041

kek no

>>19043

They call me Big Boss tbh

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:18:00 163ee7 No.19045

>>19034

diets shit but i cant do much mummy will never buy the food i want or she does for a bit then stops. and never all of it, just bits. she doesnt like looking for things and if she doesnt already know where it is she wont bother looking and if she does she might just say "fuck it cba" shell buy tons of ice cream though. weve got 21 cartons of ice cream and two whole shelves full of ice cream lollies, and thats after some of it has been eaten over a few weeks.

we usually have bread, butter, baked beans. we have some tuna and some big soup. sometimes some ham. thats as healthy as it gets which is fine but thats all. ive got to eat those things multiple times a day, or also eat sweeties or microwave dinners that give me the shits.

sleep is fucked like i said. whatever i do ill never sleep well with this mattress and mummy being noisy. ill work on sorting that out proper when my new mattress is here. its not too bad right now i guess but its not good. lots of things can be done like going to bed at the same time and having an evening routine, staying off electronics for a few hours before bed. ill do all that when mattress is here.

exercise is fucked. i was doing hundred pushup program but my muscles just fail sometimes. one time i could do like 20. two days later could barely manage 1, and fell down. im going to the doctors the day after tomorrow and seeing if something is wrong with me. think i have a hernia too or varicose veins or something my lower abs hurt from when i tried using a barbell before.

>>19040

you know you should do things but dont you sit on the pc all day. your prefrontal cortex controls willpower. your prefrontal cortex is losing to other parts of your brain. you need to make it grow.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:18:27 636030 No.19046

>>19041

They decide the prices, don't they?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:20:24 b5963c No.19047

>>19046

Yes, I was in a chip shop, I chose from the priced menu on the board. If they don't want my £1.75 patronage anymore, i wonder if they make a loss on them

>>19044

>>19043

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:20:25 9da75e No.19048

File: 6322196845a9ac8⋯.png (588.88 KB, 1342x664, 671:332, 1459238579473.png)

>She asked me what gender the cute boy is.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:20:42 1a0167 No.19049

>>19048

kek

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:21:09 1b784f No.19050

>>19048

top kek

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:22:29 466584 No.19051

>>19048

You're talking to them in a group? Where are you doing this, lad?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:23:44 c82737 No.19052

>>19051

*Sweats.*

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:25:11 17352a No.19053

File: 52121e893a1d3bd⋯.jpg (352.51 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1423528643810.jpg)

>>19052

Why would that make you sweat, lad? You're not using Discord or Skype, are you?

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:26:05 a6ba80 No.19054

File: b8deb9d2564beb7⋯.jpg (260.71 KB, 1400x929, 1400:929, the-baader-meinhof-complex….jpg)

>>19052

WE HAVE AN INTRUDER

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:27:21 9e9ed1 No.19055

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>>19045

lad don't try and get swole and do press ups. You need to do cardio.

i'll make a suggestion that is fucking easy for you to stick to and i promise it will help.

everyday, every single fucking day until you have obligations that stop you. Get up, get washed, dressed and at 10:30am go for a walk.Go different places until you find a walk that you like.

Don't go home before 11:30am.

If you came over more responsible I'd suggest that you get a dog. DO NOT GET A DOG.

Also don't rely on mummy to get you food. You have lots of free time to source your own grub and cook proper meals. Learn how to cook some easy quick basic shit that tastes nice.

Don't make me waste the letters on my keys for nothing lad.

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:27:53 070029 No.19056

File: f6f87eff6c13f93⋯.png (392.33 KB, 600x426, 100:71, 1454019996546.png)

>>19052

Lad i hope you're /ourlad/ tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:29:19 b0e0ad No.19057

>>19045

Get yourself a second allowance lad like I did. £120 a month and mummy cooks dinner for me nightly.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:31:14 7d234d No.19058

Alright lads she's gone, I think I gave her so little attention she won't talk to me again.

>>19053

>Why would that make you sweat, lad?

N-no reason lad.

>You're not using Discord or Skype, are you?

I have both but I don't go on skype..

I have discord on but don't really use it.

>>19054

*Sweats profusely.*

>>19056

Idk what you mean by that lad…

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:32:20 a949e2 No.19059

>>19058

>Alright lads she's gone, I think I gave her so little attention she won't talk to me again.

Wew, lad. What was wrong? Didn't you trust her?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:33:36 9bc145 No.19060

>>19055

i hate going out its horrible and miserable and all the buildings are ugly

we have a dog already im not walking it it pulls too much.

i cant source my own food. mummy buys it and i can only cook what she buys and i cook it. i cant use the oven mummy wont let me. i used it today because shes out. i need to get her to let me use it openly though and then i can get her to buy me food i can cook with that instead of shit she buys now. then i can ask for fish and chicken and vegetables.

last walk i went on was a couple weeks ago i think. i walked to the park and out the other side. i got scared when walking along the path because there were girls there all walking their dogs and i was worried the girls would make fun of me. got close and realised it was all older fat women lel.

ill start doing walks soon i just dont feel up to it now.

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:34:21 57e2a9 No.19061

File: bd25d68a6d29e49⋯.jpg (260.84 KB, 1400x930, 140:93, Baader Meinhof complex.jpg)

>>19058

I'm watching you lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:36:37 bc8a9b No.19062

>>19060

Lad, I used to dislike going outside as well, used to get proper anxious just walking down the road.

Then I walked abroad lad and I realised that it was mostly in my head and I'm a big boy who can cross international borders and even be completely surrounded by non whites and still be safe

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:40:09 f8e5c9 No.19063

>>19059

I trust no women.

And I don't want to bother talking to girls lad, they are usually annoying, and only talk to you to get attention from you when their orbiters aren't around. I'm not dealing with that shit.

>>19061

My cover has been blown. :^)

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:40:13 b7feb3 No.19064

File: 0bad1b706ed5a30⋯.png (4.67 MB, 1879x1070, 1879:1070, troll.png)

>>19062

its not in my head though

hasnt happened in a while actually but i used to get openly mocked to my face by total strangers

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:41:59 899292 No.19065

File: bc6e397b2a3edc1⋯.jpg (44.4 KB, 532x355, 532:355, Baader Meinhof complex3.jpg)

>>19063

CODE RED

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:42:02 f58481 No.19066

>>19058

>>19063

she was probably MI5 tbf

>>19060

fucking hell lad. i'm not going to ask about the mummy dynamics but you're 23. You should be allowed to operate an oven without permission and cook whatever the fuck you like (if you bought it).

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:42:27 a73705 No.19067

File: 53a31a2438563ce⋯.png (69.82 KB, 850x639, 850:639, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

>>19063

I feel you, lad. *literally feels you*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:42:34 c5fc35 No.19068

File: 50b1398ac2bb7fd⋯.jpg (62.14 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1455725436011.jpg)

>>19065

>>19066

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:43:29 e59a2f No.19069

File: e0a0f2c27556e39⋯.jpg (18.05 KB, 373x344, 373:344, 1424296129828.jpg)

>>19067

Thanks lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:43:38 681aa1 No.19070

>>19064

total strangers mock you to your face?

what do they say, how old are they usually?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:44:22 a1cd17 No.19071

File: fa81ddb536ad5ca⋯.png (68.61 KB, 850x639, 850:639, 0e4500a98e94de6baeebdc2674….png)

>>19069

*smells you*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:44:54 5d6a0d No.19072

File: 846043b2cbbb33f⋯.gif (2 MB, 400x249, 400:249, 1421380259162.gif)

>>19071

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:46:59 6c143b No.19073

File: e8195cf0a8e821c⋯.jpg (34.96 KB, 666x555, 6:5, 26a158ed171a5d3c53f3480ae1….jpg)

Going to make dinner for mummy tbh. Laters, lads

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:48:11 3c9d9c No.19074

Hail Herts lads

>>19073

hope it goes well lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:49:00 9c7a48 No.19075

>>19073

good lad im sure she'll love it

>>19074

hail herts lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:49:12 cb042b No.19076

>>19073

Have fun lad.

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 16:57:02 4cb147 No.19077

>>19066

I know. She knows I can do it. I did it today for the first time in ages. Used to do it a lot, then told her I did it thinking if she knew I'd been using it all the time she wouldn't have any reason for me to not use it. Then she started turning it off when she went out. I don't know what she did but it just wouldn't turn on at all. I think she must have pulled it out and unplugged it at the back or something. I'm not retarded she really is just this much of a stupid bitch.

>>19070

Hasn't happened in a while. Had people openly laugh at me as they walk by though. Like looking right at me and whispering to eachother and laughing. Or walk past some girls and the second they are behind me they go from silence to bursting out laughing. Or chavs being dicks and going "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" at me as I walk past them.

The worst was when I went to therapy for 6 weeks. Went once a week. It's 3 miles there and 3 miles back and I had to walk. Last two times I didn't want to walk and had mummy drive me. If she hadn't I wouldn't have gone at all. One woman, who was a adult woman, came up to me as we were about to walk past eachother and said "Hey sexy!" in a sarcastic voice and went to touch my face. I just pushed her hand away and didn't stop walking. There was a man walking his dog behind her, but not with her, who also laughed. I don't know if she was drunk maybe and he was laughing at her or what.

Another time I had a group of girls pull up their car next to the road and call me over. She then asked for my number. She must have been being sarcastic. Do people just stop their car to ask that of a complete stranger? But tbh I don't see anything in me that is so hideous people would mock it. I don't think I'm that attractive at all and I'm very chubby, but my face isn't fat at all and when I've got clothes on you can't tell I've got high body fat I just look like a big guy. I'm not deformed and don't have any particularly unusual features. I think I just look normal ugly. I see uglier people than me all the time. So her action seems like that of someone mocking me and the way she said it also seems this way, but I don't know why.

Girls are the worst tbh, especially teenaged ones. I remember two girls walking together further up the road on the other side and they kept looking back at me. Either they fancied me or thought I was a hideous freak. I don't think I look like a hideous freak but I am definitely not so attractive as to have women who can't stop staring like that.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:01:48 ea0654 No.19078

File: d6c6778ae2e9861⋯.png (100.99 KB, 197x230, 197:230, sad4.png)

think my dad has been powdering his nose had blood on his upper lip and talking pretty fast but maybe im being paranoid

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:02:38 1bf725 No.19079

Lads should I play ambient on my radio show?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:02:55 11ff4f No.19080

>>19077

lad unless mummy physically removed the oven and took it to work with her you should be able to get the fucker working. No excuses there lad. Take back the house man. Drink scotch in your underpants and tell mummies it's a mans hoos now.

Woman touched your face was probably a prossie.

Girls asking for your number were trolls. If it happens again look them straight in the eye and say show me your tits and i'll give ya me number hen. Whether she does or she doesn't, follow up with TAE FOOK YA SLAGS FOR AYE SLASH YE and pull a stanley. Same with the chavs and chads that shout at you.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:04:08 8fcbc5 No.19081

What's your demographic lad?

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:04:46 308205 No.19082

File: b23f2fe0f071bd8⋯.gif (13.48 KB, 633x758, 633:758, 10d8c640-0dc4-0131-933a-16….gif)

>>19077

lad you got me feeling

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:04:58 606ea0 No.19083

>>19077

Watch out for her turning off the gas valve.

>Girls are the worst tbh, especially teenaged ones.

True lad.

>Walking home.

>Teenage girl pulls my hood down.

Why are they such bullies lads? Probably because they know they can get away with it tbh.

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:05:38 3f4d42 No.19084

YES

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:05:45 32e06e No.19085

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>>19081

This board, some friends, and well who ever is listening, it's my show I can play what I want.

I really like how this sounds.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:06:15 284b70 No.19086

get some burzum on lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:07:03 a1fd43 No.19087

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>>19078

doesn't sound like it lad

>>19085

go with some classic ambient for me lad

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:07:42 cd021a No.19088

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>>19085

just go with some chilled out music tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:07:58 cddad4 No.19089

File: 53eabdd7a666d4f⋯.jpg (49.57 KB, 797x621, 797:621, 1411428921527.jpg)

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:15:49 451894 No.19090

File: 992eca2e0546533⋯.jpg (75.39 KB, 750x1100, 15:22, 992eca2e05465338a691bf2510….jpg)

lads

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:19:57 0d5fae No.19091

File: 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1463834553107-0.png)

>>19090

>tfw I dreamt last night that I was about to watch porn but in the dream I chose not to but had a wet dream anyway

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:20:56 c724d5 No.19092

>>19091

wet dreams dont count against nofap they're a sign that its working

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:21:18 152108 No.19093

>>19091

abstinence is a placebo, its only nature taking course lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:21:26 a797cc No.19094

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Why not

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:21:46 d26ce2 No.19095

>>19092

still makes me feel drained smh

>>19093

I must stop nature

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:22:17 2457db No.19096

File: 20a403d5c23c914⋯.jpg (92.92 KB, 736x1228, 184:307, 20a403d5c23c9148384fdc7661….jpg)

>>19092

The problem with wet dreams is that they're not fun to wake up to tbh

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:22:21 76b11c No.19097

>>19095

stick at it lad unlike me smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:23:06 2288f0 No.19098

>>19096

yeah lad it's not very comfy

>>19097

a will lad

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:24:15 360a5a No.19099

>>19094

tbh

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:26:23 f45e21 No.19100

seeya lads gott tea and a movie with mum now

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:27:29 66ffd1 No.19101

>>19100

enjoy lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:28:08 883ec8 No.19102

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https://youtu.be/GsUG5U54cqg

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:31:55 c82d92 No.19103

>>19100

cya

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:39:46 5b2790 No.19104

File: 93c2bdd39596d13⋯.jpg (160.07 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Imperium.jpg)

She's joined the imperium, won't you?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:42:37 720793 No.19105

*kills you with smelly fart*

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:43:25 4ba889 No.19106

File: 09d409a0260f5f1⋯.png (231.86 KB, 450x500, 9:10, 09d409a0260f5f1c56b8f79f3d….png)

>>19104

Really? I don't see any hapa babies lad, only a cheap phone cover.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:50:33 281b4b No.19107

who /struggles to get their naughty bits into a comfortable position without touching it a bit in lessons/ here?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:54:48 9611e4 No.19108

>>19106

wish i could poke that anime's eyes out and have it go mad, aha!

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:55:14 735d83 No.19109

dropped carrot on my keyboard

huhhhh <3 love

Ethnic Fencer!!8NiCD5xYtM 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:56:07 32ccb2 No.19110

>>19109

>>19108

>>19107

you ok?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:56:14 5cb033 No.19111

File: 9f46b2f36dfb771⋯.jpeg (16.19 KB, 236x236, 1:1, 9f46b2f36dfb77178eff3d73a….jpeg)

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:56:44 45abdc No.19112

File: 2fcdd8fe9c2f4c7⋯.png (541.42 KB, 1032x753, 344:251, CF.png)

>>19110

Grand!

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:57:56 f8a0af No.19114

>>19113

ben

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:58:25 52da77 No.19115

>>19113

Benjamin Zephaniah

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:58:48 31b83b No.19116

>>19114

yea just remembered benjamin zephaniah smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:59:16 4e87b4 No.19117

File: 759951e9e4057fd⋯.png (93.17 KB, 250x237, 250:237, 1472836330643.png)

who /madetheirmummiesproud/ here? that better be all of you tbh

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:59:32 6f8f22 No.19118

>>19116

Disappointing tbh, I thought we were starting our own version of the AngryJoe memi.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 17:59:43 ecf643 No.19119

File: 942235c4c5f8e4f⋯.png (26.18 KB, 887x722, 887:722, bumbum.png)

>>19114

>>19115

>>19116

the black man disappeared.

>>19117

I DID

TOOK HER OUTSIDE ON A DRIVE AND WALK AND A CAKE

MUMMY IS HAPPY

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:00:17 0b45a0 No.19120

>>19118

what memi?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:00:26 96d8dc No.19121

>>19118

Top kek, I wasn't sure so I thought it was best to assume he was being serious.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:01:16 8cb2df No.19122

File: 2a84f92b91164ec⋯.png (1019.47 KB, 873x504, 97:56, nice.png)

Who /UKIP poster's 4 year journey around the world and he'll never come back cus /politics/ is gone/ here?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:01:24 3a5a62 No.19123

>>19117

But mum's dead, lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:02:19 211755 No.19124

how are you a neet?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:03:49 ce725f No.19125

I'm sorry, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:04:00 a13d8d No.19126

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Detect this.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:04:32 7808f0 No.19127

;-; sorry tho lamb

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:05:18 da768b No.19128

Whattup ni🅱️🅱️as?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:06:28 d4a977 No.19129

>>19122

What?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:06:34 607137 No.19130

>>19124

Dad has a nice pension tbh.

>>19125

Thanks lad. Tbh I've asperger's so I still haven't cried over the death, only when I watch a movie and I see the character cry over the death.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:06:47 e10174 No.19131

File: 086e9713b910f9b⋯.jpg (22.52 KB, 385x385, 1:1, sad.jpg)

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:07:38 ea9599 No.19132

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>>19129

A lad joined the merchant navy last year, he'll be on /politics/ looking for us in a few years. ;-;.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:08:18 9a2b3a No.19133

>>19130

Daddy would have been more useful in that way, but loosing mummy would've been worse i imagine, smh.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:09:46 393893 No.19134

>>19130

>Thanks lad. Tbh I've asperger's so I still haven't cried over the death,

I don't think I have aspergers but I've had an uncle and grandaddy die without crying. Kind of feel guilty for fake crying in church tbh smh. Hope they didn't notice.

>only when I watch a movie and I see the character cry over the death.

What do you mean exactly?

>>19132

He could browse from anywhere in the world, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:10:35 f80153 No.19135

added a bunch of emotes

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:11:49 f77008 No.19136

>>19134

but he said he couldn't lad, dunno why

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:13:51 c6e801 No.19138

>>19134

I may have been misdiagnosed tbh. Could be antisocial personality disorder. I don't really feel emotions on a deeper level, only imitate what I think they are. When I see someone cry on screen and see the mum die, I'll copy the character and tear up. It's how I've learned over the years to replicate emotions.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:15:04 8c9b13 No.19139

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FRESH GORDON(the one that isn't a NEET)

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:16:19 4e0a0c No.19141

>>19138

That's kind of weird. You can make yourself cry?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:17:00 d5a1d2 No.19142

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FRESH STEF

>True News

I'll never get over that title

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:21:50 f120cd No.19143

File: 799bb2e7402ce9e⋯.png (631.67 KB, 1077x820, 1077:820, 1490550736825[1].png)

File: 54cdf3b0efdfee7⋯.jpg (33.8 KB, 993x559, 993:559, 1490550758297[1].jpg)

MUMMY NOOOO

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:24:03 749613 No.19144

File: 3864126cedb9545⋯.jpg (168.07 KB, 1193x1500, 1193:1500, 1470601838201-4.jpg)

>>19143

>not chinky

lad…

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:25:03 a9210f No.19145

>>19144

But you know I don't like chinkies, lad. Why would I post chinkies?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:27:07 8f383f No.19146

>>19143

thinking of the future of germany smh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:28:12 6187c0 No.19147

>>19146

thinking of the future of any western Evropean country tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:28:21 66d486 No.19148

File: 6a78d0fe322afea⋯.jpg (31.29 KB, 410x403, 410:403, maconblair00.jpg)

>iktf when mum's not there for hugs anymore

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:31:21 c31379 No.19149

>>19147

ya

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:32:19 fee3c0 No.19150

File: 2e13cc25370a450⋯.jpg (75.95 KB, 791x949, 791:949, 1470103802212.jpg)

>>19144

>wanting a chinky mummy

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:32:38 e67f21 No.19151

>>19135

background hurts my eyes and I can't see the chat, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:33:29 868ca8 No.19152

>>19151

I kno lad don't know how to make it so chat is a solid colour but there is a way

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:35:57 b56a4f No.19153

File: 90f473329e134f2⋯.png (48.41 KB, 924x560, 33:20, 1490552425832[1].png)

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:38:47 7954f4 No.19154

File: 1df89f52157cf26⋯.webm (1.23 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1df89f52157cf268dca6071b5….webm)

>>19153

Nice hat lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:40:53 eeb197 No.19155

wtf did I miss lol

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:41:18 546f22 No.19156

File: 33630b55044924f⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 33630b55044924f9952d1eaefc….png)

Top kek.

Why didn't he just raise Gordon properly smh?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:41:54 95540e No.19157

>>19155

it's in /nbp/

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:44:43 66ddc5 No.19159

>>19157

oh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:47:44 7ed742 No.19160

ABSOLUTE NECTAR

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:50:25 a9986b No.19161

File: 59f891370932ff9⋯.jpg (18.12 KB, 311x200, 311:200, 81XYmucP2WL._UY200_[1].jpg)

*rides motorbike and neglects son*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:50:25 8186c4 No.19162

File: fae126cc4d6bd52⋯.png (93.41 KB, 300x305, 60:61, nige.png)

My brother didnt show up for dinner today

mum says he can get the bus to work all next week

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:51:09 f72924 No.19163

That's pretty bad of your brother. At least he sent a message he couldn't make it, right?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:51:29 6e106d No.19164

File: b5d2e5d293d51f9⋯.png (115.37 KB, 576x432, 4:3, 6343645475 - Copy (2).png)

her fault if she raised him so poorly that she didnt instill in him the parental bond that should exist

i hope he defoos you all

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:51:43 a84197 No.19165

File: aaa2317c8416475⋯.jpg (191.5 KB, 1600x1150, 32:23, 1473255505542.jpg)

>>19160

>>19161

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:51:57 72f02d No.19166

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FRESH VARG: Youtube is a sinking ship

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:52:35 c77884 No.19167

wew

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:52:46 813b58 No.19168

>>19163

he didnt even know it was mummy's day

>>19164

nah he's just a cunt tbh he won't defoo because he needs mummy more than she needs him

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:53:47 163b7a No.19169

>>19168

I didn't either until a few days ago, lad. You should have reminded him smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:54:09 74e858 No.19170

>>19134

I didn't cry either tbh when two grannies died and I didn't cry when I broke my arm as a little boy. I wonder what sort of trait that is, I'm also starting to doubt my autism diagnosis.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:55:32 9cc5fc No.19171

>>19156

There's something egotistical about Keith

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:55:37 13a588 No.19172

>>19169

I'm just assuming he didnt know tbh he's such a selfish prick it wouldnt surprise me if he's just pretending to have forgotten.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:56:49 63aa36 No.19173

File: 921039cc0c7a508⋯.jpg (371.2 KB, 500x707, 500:707, ARJacket[1].jpg)

>>19165

>I love the smell of anything but my son in the morning

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:56:59 0f868d No.19174

File: 36f777f7dfacc7b⋯.jpg (6.27 KB, 240x210, 8:7, madscall.jpg)

>>19170

have you considered becoming an elaborate serial killer?

>>19172

i concur with your assessment dr anon

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:57:55 08875a No.19175

File: 7e64ec3efa3e1ac⋯.jpg (83.44 KB, 650x1012, 325:506, 8e6fed384ad804b87217005d4c….jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGgpW4PO9k

He's just old Gordon

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 18:58:19 c64e5b No.19176

File: c69c57684542217⋯.webm (4.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, The Long Goodbye.webm)

>>19171

>>19161

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:00:20 640afd No.19177

File: 63b7db56eaf9c69⋯.jpg (199.04 KB, 1600x1150, 32:23, kekedtodeath.jpg)

>>19173

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:00:32 ebc172 No.19178

Oh God what the fuck

http://peatmore.com/

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:01:24 796f04 No.19179

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Autism is inheritable, isn't it?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:02:13 9d70f8 No.19180

File: c0f9d06a8329a9a⋯.jpg (17.34 KB, 242x284, 121:142, ohalink.jpg)

>>19178

is it virus?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:02:21 362066 No.19181

>>19174

No, I haven't. I'm just pursing a ldr currently. Only 26 so I'm sure I'll have lots of other hobbies in the future.

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:02:44 ee57c7 No.19182

>>19180

It's Keith's book website.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:08:07 aee9b5 No.19183

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>Texas Man Records His Brother Being Arrested By Immigration Officers! "You Trump Supporters Happy?"

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:08:46 6488c4 No.19184

File: cfa5c4c766cfeac⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, realhuman.webm)

>>19182

holy web 1.0 batman!

>>19179

this explains a lot tbh

>>19181

dude take a tefl course on a weekend. go live in the land of flip and try not to get too many stds.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:08:47 552003 No.19185

Hail Herts lads and lass(es), how the heck is everyone?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:09:36 b726d5 No.19186

>>19183

oh no i voted to get wogs out and wogs are getting took out smdh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:09:39 6a75ac No.19187

>>19185

Had a nice day, made mummy proud tbh. How are you, lad?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:10:30 1c1eb0 No.19188

>>19185

good lad you?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:10:44 ddc284 No.19189

>>19186

Funny, isn't it? He wouldn't be deported if he wasn't illegal, and it sounds like he had several years to become legal.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:11:06 9e452c No.19190

File: c2dda3fc5a4f350⋯.webm (621.55 KB, 1024x752, 64:47, nativetears.webm)

>>19183

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:13:08 22efc4 No.19191

>>19187

I called my mum and we spent 45 minutes discussing redpill topics - best part is she initiated every part of the conversation

MIDDLE ENGLAND AWAKENS

Did you cook for your mum lad? iirc that was your plan.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:14:43 f7f25f No.19192

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>>19184

I don't think tefl will get me work in flipland, they're proud of their English proficiency and they're selling it like this.

I might move there to live this year. Going live in a small town and get killed probably. I'll live on about £6k for a year.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:14:57 dab324 No.19193

>>19188

Not bad thanks lad, spent most of the day cleaning and polishing the fucktrucks. Did you drive today?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:15:46 09bb45 No.19194

>>19191

yeah I did lad. Cube steak and chips.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:16:16 dabe86 No.19195

>>19191

Does she have a redpilled book club or something?

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:16:39 d3e4f2 No.19196

>>19193

damn lad sounds like a hell of a task. nah guess what he put it off till tomorrow again! he keeps saying I gotta wake up earlier and help him in the garden

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:17:46 4c3c97 No.19197

>>19194

Nice work lad.

>>19195

She lives in a rural area so sort of - right wing WI meetings I assume?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:18:31 bc19ca No.19198

>>19197

Sounds like a good local lass. Are Joe would be proud

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:20:16 d6eecf No.19199

DON'T PULL THE BULLIES OVER MY EYES!

*punches SA sorry accident in the head*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:21:02 71912a No.19200

>>19196

>Mammoth task

I didn't work very hard tbh, with frequent beer breaks at the pub up the road. Probably only 4 hours work if I worked like a Slav.

>Driving

Kek, fingers crossed for tomorrow then lad. Has he changed the deal to include gardening? Or was that always part of it?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:21:24 98890b No.19201

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>you will never suffer at this school

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:25:09 271a4a No.19202

CIVIC

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:25:35 ef8f05 No.19203

Think I''ve developed diabetes smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:25:52 86b633 No.19204

>>19200

ah noice lad gotta reward yourself. yeah hopefully it will be tomorrow as long as I get up at a reasonable time….

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:26:36 6c2238 No.19205

>>19203

Smh no more redbulls for you now lad.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:27:23 23c040 No.19206

>>19202

Why do people watch these obviously fake videos?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:27:34 ccb820 No.19207

>>19202

kek

Those bloody northern European Iranian muslims smh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:29:49 b3158d No.19208

File: a5c5819e5f2b61b⋯.png (378.67 KB, 551x662, 551:662, manouvellefemme.png)

>>19205

mummy keeps buying me sugary treats smh

>tfw now down to 9 stone 6 from 12 stone in a few months

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:30:36 fbf7a2 No.19209

green text and pic of lain https://cytu.be/r/newbrit

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:31:27 de0a9d No.19210

going to play wii with brother

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:32:28 9ba92d No.19211

File: f490f20035a7fd4⋯.jpg (61.85 KB, 628x960, 157:240, hahahabasednormiememes.jpg)

TANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:32:57 1721b6 No.19212

File: 3b2185a36f855bf⋯.png (96.5 KB, 130x496, 65:248, MonCouerMonBon.png)

i love her lads

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:36:50 25700b No.19213

File: 2b401c1498aca72⋯.png (165.51 KB, 395x463, 395:463, ^4FFD7417A6340267CF8F55856….png)

File: 8d2cfeb5ba702be⋯.jpg (162.24 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 8d2cfeb5ba702be27536b7d3b6….jpg)

File: 40e23e5059eb778⋯.jpg (27.43 KB, 346x385, 346:385, 40e23e5059eb778b5a8504a1a4….jpg)

File: ad1e564b2e55c8c⋯.jpg (54.35 KB, 500x749, 500:749, ad1e564b2e55c8cfeda44cd763….jpg)

File: 3cb56d034957f98⋯.jpg (56.01 KB, 800x450, 16:9, GAyIrWhYWDoaNpl-800x450-no….jpg)

i want to fuck muslim girls

im torn between this and imperium

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:37:27 485518 No.19214

*drinks special good boii juices*

sick kid laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:37:57 658c6f No.19215

File: eb996ddc20ba655⋯.jpg (141.25 KB, 1279x912, 1279:912, 712edeee0d73aa6ebc1e54aec8….jpg)

>tfw you want sweeties but it's sunday night and only the rubbish shops are open

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:40:13 8fee4e No.19216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXWQ0TKg7w

Skip a few minutes in.

Stefan is a narcissist.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:40:58 5dcfc8 No.19217

>>19216

I watched almost 20 minutes of that video. It was painful

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:42:22 c0d1da No.19218

>>19215

>even that five year old's malnourished BBC is bigger than my tiny white dick

How can puni wyte boiz complete!?

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:44:46 a9756f No.19219

File: 3067cfc4d761daa⋯.jpg (72.57 KB, 665x662, 665:662, AngriestPepe.jpg)

Who /feelsick/ here?

MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:47:43 278edc No.19220

File: b9f277f262b2f98⋯.jpg (6.47 KB, 300x194, 150:97, WeepingPepe.jpg)

SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH

Neo!!GF/1yCBydc 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:49:20 2f3a1e No.19221

File: efbb58dadc0fe29⋯.jpg (23.4 KB, 512x512, 1:1, moderately lewd.jpg)

>>19213

You probably just have a fetish for fake modesty lad.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:49:43 60ae5c No.19222

>>19219

>>19220

What's wrong, lad?

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:50:18 479337 No.19223

File: 571abca116f9d83⋯.png (342.31 KB, 509x460, 509:460, intrigued.png)

>>19221

idk

post more examples so i can make my mind up

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:50:41 03ddc1 No.19224

How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2 feet, by 3 feet, by 4 feet?

Lads, is that a good line for a dating site? I don't get it tbh.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:50:53 42a10a No.19225

File: 500346746312ebd⋯.jpg (5.9 MB, 6049x4032, 6049:4032, 500346746312ebd40873c56725….jpg)

do you ever think about death

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:51:20 829f6d No.19226

>>19222

I ate too many sweeties and drank too much cola now I feel sick in my tummy so i ate grapes and drank water now i feel still sick smh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:51:33 65a0de No.19227

>>19224

sounds fucking stupid lad but i don't use that shit

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:51:44 3c07fd No.19228

>>19225

Almost everyone here has considered suicide, lad. I think it's pretty common for huwhite and East Asians tbh smh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:52:15 578f08 No.19229

>>19226

Oh. Well maybe you'll learn not to do it next time, right? heheheh

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:53:12 1ccce3 No.19230

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>>19229

Too right lamb

*does it again anyway until I get actual diabetes and lose limbs*

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:53:39 efca18 No.19231

>>19225

I think about the arrangements after it. I wonder what photo i'll have on my headstone.

>>19227

My one is ,Leap year wedding anniversary? no one steal it please.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:53:55 6e787d No.19232

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>All the Chads in this motion picture who probably all want to take Laura for themselves

BACK OFF!

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:54:19 a901d3 No.19233

>>19230

Top kek. I know that feel, lad.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:54:37 4736c8 No.19234

>>19232

I'm sure they're all homos, lad. Don't worry

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:55:26 6fb4a6 No.19235

still cant stop farting

fucking ice cream

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:57:04 ecc4e2 No.19236

BACK LADS HAIL HERTZ

>>19122

lad i hadnt even thought of that

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:57:15 3fd2e1 No.19237

>>19224

24ft3

3 cubic yards?

It's three yards or something I reckon - I have a free yard? *Brain melts*

I don't know lad, stick with straightforwardness tbh. Just lie about yourself so they like you without the chat up lines.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:57:29 b77169 No.19238

>>19236

Hail Herts, lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:58:27 a16d1e No.19239

>>19231

lad nobody is stealing that.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:58:36 8edf94 No.19240

>>19235

Lactose intolerant lad? Smh milk based bigotry is rampant these days

>>19236

Bonjour lad.

TheBumBumKing!pi32eS2w8w 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:58:40 460d3f No.19241

>>19234

I hope so lad. I will beat them otherwise tbh even though i can't swim smh

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:59:10 4ea8ac No.19242

>>19241

>even though i can't swim smh

Lad…

waifuposter!VyRG7FCMbE 03/26/17 (Sun) 19:59:31 88eadf No.19243

>>19240

yeah

i can have a bit i think since i had a ice cream a day for several days and it was fine but i had four in one day and now i cant stop farting its recent too i used to be able to drink tons of milk no problem

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:00:14 fbfce2 No.19244

>>19242

>>19241

Only niggers can't swim lad - even boat-pakis and kayak-wogs manage it.

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:01:09 c051ce No.19245

Very early still but anyone want to make a thread with links? If not I'll just make a quick one once this one fills up

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:01:09 b2c8b2 No.19246

>>19243

There's tablets you can take that stop that tbh lad - search 'milk fart cure' on Bing.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:02:14 a35e92 No.19247

i'm away now lads night night

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:02:22 ead350 No.19248

>>19232

She's a very creative waifu.

>>19237

Thanks, I didn't understand, is it cute or something? I always do that lad, I'm just nice.

to them

>>19239

>>19237

what's wrong with it?

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:02:33 6365bc No.19249

>>19245

does anyone actually read those links though?

good night lad

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:03:10 a4c17c No.19250

night tell me what's wrong with it before you go please

BRITPOSTER!5gu5hNAO7U 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:03:27 22e95d No.19251

>>19248

Lad your chat up lines are shite tbh

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:03:43 bf6243 No.19252

Tarah for now lad.

Anonymous 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:03:51 a45cee No.19253

>>19251

but why?

Punished 22st!!WrsHAv/Q5. 03/26/17 (Sun) 20:04:32 7b7037 No.19254

>>19249

>does anyone actually read those links though?

I don't know.