▶ 9c6565 (1) No.18558
▶ 3cc695 (1) No.18560>>18562 >>18564
▶ b10fb4 (1) No.18562>>18566
▶ c69990 (1) No.18563>>18565
>>18551
Good lad for being paranoid but I'm just trying to help tbh.
▶ d33f50 (1) No.18564
>>18560
>(1)
no fuck you lad
▶ fe7416 (1) No.18565
>>18559
>>18563
ah alright lad. good lad tbh
▶ bacd44 (1) No.18567>>18569
>>18548
>>18547
*touch makes me feel uncomfortable*
▶ 5ef94c (1) No.18568>>18573
>>18566
leave us alone pls
▶ 20587b (1) No.18570>>18572
▶ bd6b19 (1) No.18571
>>18569
*lets you poke me*
▶ 7ce279 (1) No.18572>>18574 >>18576
>>18570
nothings playing lad
▶ ee34b1 (1) No.18573>>18575
>>18568
I don't know what you're getting at
▶ e7b912 (1) No.18574
>>18572
aw fk its playing for me
▶ fe7411 (1) No.18575>>18577
▶ 3427fd (1) No.18576
>>18572
I had to install an extension and script I thought that was just for me to let it play, hope everyone doesnt have to install it
cytube lad know anything about that?
▶ b772a9 (1) No.18577>>18578 >>18579 >>18580
>>18575
I've never bullied anyone in my entire adult life
▶ 222c4f (1) No.18578>>18581
>>18577
you have no post history so we are skeptical lad..
▶ f9d200 (1) No.18579>>18581
>>18577
>adult
lad what did you do in your non adult life?
▶ 1de767 (1) No.18580
>>18577
Same, lad
who /regretfulpast/ here?
▶ 8de2c7 (1) No.18581>>18582
>>18578
I don't know why I dont tbh I played risk with you I was Gallia sad I missed it this time.
>>18579
bit of bullying in school tbh wanted to fit in
▶ 247690 (1) No.18582
>>18581
ah right lad fair. should avoid insulting our overlord god-king fuhrer emperor though
▶ c6b2c1 (1) No.18583
Juncker wants Britain to pay the EU 50 billion
If the politicians betray our nation and hand the money to the EU ==I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS I'LL DO A THOMAS MAIR STYLE TAKEDOWN ON AN MP==
AND IF SCOTLAND LEAVES I'LL SET A BOMB OFF. LADS I'M FUCKING SERIOUS
▶ 84a9f0 (1) No.18584>>18598
>Found exes modelling pictures
>Can see her knees
▶ 7acb56 (1) No.18585>>18586 >>18588 >>18589
▶ f91aa5 (1) No.18586
>>18585
nice break from 8ch lass
▶ 490645 (1) No.18587>>18591 >>18598
we are playing akria thanks to cytube lad for getting me to do this https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
▶ 48b093 (1) No.18588
>>18585
eyy sup lass watch Akira with us
▶ 5f5fe2 (1) No.18589
>>18585
What happened to her?
▶ 66730a (1) No.18591>>18594
>>18587
>it's not the cam clarke dub
▶ 5903da (1) No.18592>>18596
>>18590
AHHHHHHHHHHH KILL IT
▶ a0dbe5 (1) No.18593>>18594 >>18595 >>18596 >>18598 >>18604
▶ c3caab (1) No.18594
>>18591
>that face
lad….
I just went on google drive and clicked the first one I found tbh
>>18593
oh night lad
▶ 8e3599 (1) No.18595
>>18593
Sweet dreams angel x
▶ a71c82 (1) No.18596
>>18592
awww
>>18593
Nighty night lad
▶ 54da1e (1) No.18597>>18600 >>18605
▶ 52af1b (1) No.18598>>18601 >>18608
>>18584
>mfw ex is naked all over the internet
>>18587
nice choice!
>>18593
night lad
▶ 9255c4 (1) No.18599>>18602 >>18603 >>18604 >>18606
Stabbing MPs is fun
Lone wolf attack time. Asgards gates are open to me.
▶ 541bca (1) No.18601
>>18598
ty lad its a good film
▶ 917caa (1) No.18602
>>18599
Oi you cheeky bugger, I'll nip ya ye daft twat
▶ 884329 (1) No.18603>>18607
>>18599
Oh, you aren't really dafty lass then?
▶ 6f84b8 (1) No.18604
>>18593
night lad
>>18599
dont be silly lass
▶ 876e51 (1) No.18605
>>18597
WHO ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 855220 (1) No.18606
>>18599
die with a weapon in your hand. see you in the corpse hall friendo
▶ 5b3cad (1) No.18607
▶ fdd47d (1) No.18608>>18612
>>18598
>tfw electric feeling in penis and simultaneous sadness that others may also sea
▶ d7ed06 (1) No.18610
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
MOON BEAMS KILLIN NIGGERS
WHITE KIDS PULL THEIR TRIGGERS
GO NO DIRTY LYIN JEW
TO TELL US LAMBS WHAT TO DO
▶ b87334 (1) No.18611>>18613 >>18615
Dubs decides where I plant the bomb
▶ 45a878 (1) No.18612>>18614
>>18608
>tfw you want good girl but like bad girl
▶ b95e76 (1) No.18613
>>18611
In the sociology department of a college or university m8
▶ d8915e (1) No.18614
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>18612
*joins the Klan to escape the feemz*
▶ ca2d4b (1) No.18615
>>18611
>>18611
>>18611
>>18611
quick can anyone dox my exwife
▶ d43172 (1) No.18617
 | Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) |
Oy vey goy
▶ 0c3d09 (1) No.18618
| Rolled 116 (1d192) |
TFW have to move outta my neighbourhood because of dirty eastern Europeans
▶ 84d49b (1) No.18619
▶ b4e9fa (1) No.18621>>18622
>>18616
>miguel has been helping me…
bomb the mosque radicalise the moderates
▶ 0640dd (1) No.18622
>>18621
kek i loved that character
▶ ae9ca3 (1) No.18623
mummy and sister got all of the choccy bits before me there are few left and i'm disappointed i didn't get all of them first for me greedy pig
▶ 6353dc (1) No.18624
▶ 43bafb (1) No.18625
people used to bully me, now they are far below me hahaha can't bully me any more
▶ e486fb (1) No.18626
nanny got me sausage rolls, 5 of them
▶ 8b1393 (1) No.18627>>18628 >>18629 >>18630 >>18633
▶ 4c7b5e (1) No.18628
▶ a2aea9 (1) No.18629
▶ 34b1df (1) No.18630
▶ 38e905 (1) No.18631>>18632 >>18634
Lad I think you crashed the cytube tbh
▶ b2c947 (1) No.18632>>18634
>>18631
yeah I refreshed now theres nothing
▶ 132113 (1) No.18633
▶ cd8bf5 (1) No.18634>>18637
>>18631
>>18632
wew sorry lads was messing with the scripts thingy. didnt think there was many watching
▶ bdf997 (1) No.18635
88Lads should i stop having homosexual thoughts and be a nazi instead lads?88
▶ b55da0 (1) No.18636
ill put akira back on lads
▶ aa2c1d (1) No.18637>>18638
>>18634
think it was just us three tbh
▶ 0e14bb (1) No.18638
>>18637
thought everyone left cuz they were leaving tbh. back on now
▶ e5c480 (1) No.18639>>18641 >>18642
Did you copy pasta the CSS for the cytube plus? The entire channel is failing to connect on two different browsers tbh.
▶ 14d326 (1) No.18640
cytu.be/r/newbrit
cytu.be/r/newbrit
cytu.be/r/newbrit
▶ 2f2d7d (1) No.18641>>18643
>>18639
i did but then i deleted it
▶ c54b48 (1) No.18642>>18643
>>18639
should be working now..
▶ d44559 (1) No.18643>>18644
>>18641
>>18642
wew lad still getting the error, you may have to checkmark the box with disable css
▶ 53a0ef (1) No.18644
>>18643
try now i put it back in
▶ cbd7d1 (1) No.18645
▶ 940934 (1) No.18647>>18649
I've seen Akira hundreds of times if you just want to faff about Im good tbh
▶ 21caac (1) No.18648>>18649 >>18651 >>18652
i keep blinking for minutes at a time.
night lads, watch out for terries and pray for london ok
▶ c28fb2 (1) No.18649
>>18647
aight lad
>>18648
night night lad *atheist prayers*
▶ e46e83 (1) No.18650>>18654
▶ 2bff86 (1) No.18651
▶ 499af2 (1) No.18652>>18655
Lad it's trying to communicate with the cytube plus .js but it can't. Could be an issue with the way you have it enabled tbh.
>>18648
night lad
▶ 2bd0fa (1) No.18654
▶ 6ddcee (1) No.18655>>18658
>>18652
should i just give up on cytube plus then
▶ 0f538d (1) No.18656
▶ 64bd40 (1) No.18657
▶ 0185b4 (1) No.18658>>18659
>>18655
still getting the error:
Error
Failed to connect to the server. Try clearing your cache and refreshing the page.
▶ fe1ddb (1) No.18659>>18660
▶ 0ed9b4 (1) No.18660
>>18659
Could be on my side I'll try with another browser without any extensions
▶ 6a0c88 (1) No.18661
wew now im getting the error..
▶ c64476 (1) No.18662>>18663 >>18665
▶ 00a664 (1) No.18663
>>18662
trying to find similar issue hold on
▶ 081e4e (1) No.18664>>18665 >>18667
▶ 2445a2 (1) No.18665>>18666 >>18667
>>18662
Try deleting your cache on your browser, logging out and back in, and if that doesn't work, completing clearing the external css and external js fields, then delete the channel and remake it tbh.
>>18664
Pembs is setting up a cytube
▶ 5a86e7 (1) No.18666
▶ 9367d3 (1) No.18667>>18668 >>18669
>>18665
> completing clearing the external css and external js fields
what do you mean lad?
>>18664
he suggested we should have a movie night which will be cool. it was working but I put in some code then it fucked it all up
▶ 4cd5dc (1) No.18668>>18670
>>18667
So it's all techie stuff? I can't help with that smh
▶ c97847 (1) No.18669>>18670
>>18667
Under the channel settings, for the field that shows 'external css' and 'external js', make sure they're cleared then refresh the page. Log out of cytube and back in and see if you can access now. If not nuke it and remake it, you only had 3 emotes on so it's not a big deal tbh.
▶ ad794a (1) No.18670>>18671 >>18672
>>18668
yea p much. confusing as hell. wuu2 this hour lad?
>>18669
>Under the channel settings, for the field that shows 'external css' and 'external js', make sure they're cleared then refresh the page.
yeah they were clearned but still not working
>Log out of cytube and back in and see if you can access now.
>If not nuke it and remake it, you only had 3 emotes on so it's not a big deal tbh.
already did lol
gonna try making a new account and if that doesnt work reset pc then im fuckin sleeping
▶ daeeb7 (1) No.18671
>>18670
Alright lad, that's a bit strange then. It must be on your side, did you clear your browser cache?
▶ 41148d (1) No.18672>>18675
>>18670
Just up late and don't really want to sleep yet tbh. Insulting Albanians on half/pol/ right now
▶ 052eac (1) No.18673
▶ 0ebadc (1) No.18674
oh wew I think its working
https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
I just disabled adblock and block site extensions…. sorry about the hassle lad
▶ ef5edd (1) No.18675>>18677
>>18672
top kek. they are the worst balkans tbh. wanna watch a bit of akira with us?
▶ d2c32c (1) No.18677>>18678
>>18675
Soz lad, can't get any headphones on without waking up the fam.
▶ f8f9a6 (1) No.18678>>18679
>>18677
ahh no worries lad. just testing shit now anyways
▶ e7c33c (1) No.18679>>18680
>>18678
Hope you lads get it working. Probably not the best time for it though tbh
▶ 3e0f4e (1) No.18680>>18681
>>18679
ye late af gonna sleep soon. it's working now but obvs this isn't a proper sesh
▶ 76e807 (1) No.18681>>18682
>>18680
I'll check it out tomorrow, thanks for your help
▶ 1ccc66 (1) No.18682
>>18681
yw lad. it will be pretty fun when we can have film nights
▶ 8e6adb (1) No.18683>>18684
▶ 3c6746 (1) No.18684
▶ 6d50a7 (1) No.18685
mummy said she's going to bed a few hours ago tbh, it's a nod back to when mummy said tea was ready at 6 o'clock, for fans of this evening
▶ 20ca3b (1) No.18687
>>18686
where are the links tbh
▶ 32640b (1) No.18691
>>18690
That thing behind him looks like a moon too. Someone tell him he's manifesting Moonman. I want to see his video on that.
▶ 039bb0 (1) No.18693
▶ 422213 (1) No.18694
>ate all that ice cream two days ago
>forgot its got milk in it
>cant stop farting
▶ 47c68a (1) No.18695>>18696 >>18697
▶ 8f9067 (1) No.18696>>18698
▶ 6c35b4 (1) No.18698
▶ 177e2e (1) No.18699
▶ d7757e (1) No.18700>>18702
/newbrit/ is my favourite MMORPG tbh
▶ 11c1a3 (1) No.18702
>>18700
Tfw lost my account due to inactivity
▶ cc3a62 (1) No.18703>>18705 >>18707
Are you part of the hipster-right?
▶ 2cdcc4 (1) No.18704
▶ 75ce8b (1) No.18705
>>18703
Id like to be part of some nouvelle-droite style group, that would be a good time and more fruitful than an alt right suit and tie group.
▶ 9ecf83 (1) No.18707>>18708
>>18703
What trend will they follow when nationalism gets boring?
>>18706
Morning, lad. You're up early despite going to bed late or maybe I'm up late since I woke up and fell asleep again smh
▶ 36e2da (1) No.18708>>18712
>>18707
had to get up earlier for mummies day reee
>or maybe I'm up late since I woke up and fell asleep again smh
kek that's comfy when that happens
▶ 4e1872 (1) No.18709>>18710 >>18712
i hate when farts come out very hot slightly acidic and feel a bit of a burn as they come out
▶ aec9fe (1) No.18710
▶ d7e303 (1) No.18712>>18713 >>18718
>>18708
Just feels like a waste of time and my head always aches after that smh. But I finally had a dream at least.
>>18709
What have you been eating, lad?
▶ d3688c (1) No.18713>>18715
>>18712
its lactose that does it
i ate lots of ice creams two days ago
▶ b6ee42 (1) No.18715>>18716
>>18713
Food stays in you for that long?
▶ 1ec60d (1) No.18716>>18723
>>18715
think so
but lactose is because the body cant digest it properly so bacteria feasts upon it and they create the gas im really farting out the farts my bacteria farted out
▶ 04f1c2 (1) No.18717
▶ 24c2c2 (1) No.18718>>18723
>>18712
oh that sucks tbh. that's the only way I feel rested is if I sleep again lol. what did you dream of?
▶ 2b63b7 (1) No.18721>>18723
>>18714
Smh
Why did we support Trump? We should've just been anti-American in general.
▶ c68ebb (1) No.18722
lads give me some word filter and emote ideas for the cytube
▶ 6a0dea (1) No.18723>>18727
>>18718
>oh that sucks tbh. that's the only way I feel rested is if I sleep again lol.
Really? How long do you sleep? I feel best after 6-7 hours tbh. I just have to force myself out of bed.
>what did you dream of?
I'll tell it later tbh
>>18716
I suppose that could make some sense as I think food passes through in less than half a day.
>>18720
wew.
>>18721
He was supposed to be the saviour of the huwhite race together with Putin, lad
▶ f41fcf (1) No.18724
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Oh fuck had no idea Samurai Jack episode 3 was out
▶ c680ad (1) No.18726
>>18725
This is just silly now.
▶ ea29c2 (1) No.18727>>18730
>>18723
if no one wakes me up I can sleep for like 12 it's pretty bad I guess I don't have much will power to make myself get up anymore
>I'll tell it later tbh
ok lad
▶ 12a351 (1) No.18730>>18733
>>18727
It's very bad, lad. Mostly been getting myself out of bed for a while, but the last week I've been kind of struggling tbh
▶ 1d8caf (1) No.18731
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The Turok games had such good music, lads.
▶ 44cb39 (1) No.18732
▶ 74b36a (1) No.18733>>18734
>>18730
it feels so good reee. yeah it's so hard to make yourself get up.
▶ ea0efd (1) No.18734>>18735
>>18733
Ask your mummy to get you out, lad. Maybe she can make breakfast for you?
▶ da4587 (1) No.18735>>18736 >>18737
>>18734
haha she didn't do that when I was in school lad
▶ e14da6 (1) No.18736>>18737
>>18735
but that's because she was ill tbh. I shouldn't say things like that on mummies day smh
▶ 022fac (1) No.18737>>18738
>>18735
>>18736
>tfw hugged my mummy
>tfw now she's happy just because I remembered
Going to make dinner for her later tbh
▶ a7fcf3 (1) No.18738
>>18737
ahh good lad. going down to visit later.
▶ ac194d (1) No.18739>>18740 >>18742
Going out to the pub for mother's day later.
I hope you're all celebrating your mummies.
▶ 5ee354 (1) No.18740>>18742 >>18743 >>18745 >>18746
▶ 1e36b8 (1) No.18742>>18743
>>18739
Yeah, lass. Already gave her a hug and going to make dinner later. And I hope dad remembered to buy a cake tbh.
I had a dream today, lass
>>18740
LAD
▶ e5a8cc (1) No.18743>>18746
>>18740
Wew.
>>18742
Good lad, I'm proud of you.
▶ e587a3 (1) No.18745
>>18740
how many do you have?
▶ 820e7c (1) No.18748
>>18747
Careful what porn you draw, lads
▶ 93e97e (1) No.18749>>18750
>>18746
Because iirc he's gone through two foster mummies and was poorly treated by both.
▶ a8c3c0 (1) No.18750>>18753 >>18754
>>18749
no
>>18746
i have two mummies right now not lesbians two female relatives
i hate them theyre terrible people
and i also blame them for how i turned out
▶ c15864 (1) No.18751>>18754 >>18755
would newbrit be considered part of /politics/?
are in the silver age of /politics/?
and in terms of star wars the girls turning up would be the darkest moment right? so that would be empire strikes back. so are we in return of the jedi right now?
▶ 778704 (1) No.18752>>18755
/politics/ has the deepest lore
▶ d2ead4 (1) No.18753>>18756
>>18750
How can you have two mummies?
I blame my parents as well but at least they meant well. Dad did obviously implied he wanted me to move out earlier today though smh just because you laugh after it as if it was a joke doesn't mean you don't mean it smh.
▶ d72cf4 (1) No.18754
>>18750
Depressing tbh.
>>18751
/newbrit/ seems to have turned into a /brit/ alternative with /politics/ flavorings.
▶ f6eeb5 (1) No.18755
>>18751
>>18752
Yeah we're in act 3 now.
▶ 103ae5 (1) No.18756>>18757
>>18753
i was raised by two women
theyre not my real mummy i just call them that
▶ a306b8 (1) No.18757>>18758
>>18756
So Neo was right? What else can it be?
▶ f6cbcc (1) No.18758>>18760
>>18757
why is this so difficult?
i was raised by two women the three of us live together theyre not lesbians they are two female relatives of mine
▶ 62ebf6 (1) No.18759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGRmTmA6znk
i wish i could be jennys bf
id love to kiss her and hold her hands then slide that dress down off her at the shoulders unf
▶ 50ce66 (1) No.18760
▶ 125e06 (1) No.18761>>18763 >>18764
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
▶ 12ace2 (1) No.18762
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THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
▶ 1f2741 (1) No.18763
>>18761
She looks weird. Just not my kind of weird tbh
▶ 13bba4 (1) No.18764>>18765
>>18761
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmunter
▶ 756cd1 (1) No.18765>>18766
>>18764
>gets upset when bullied
>bullies other people
I GUESS SOME PEOPLE HAD TO LEARN THE HARD WAY
▶ b4547d (1) No.18766>>18767
>>18765
It's banter not bullying.
▶ 69be29 (1) No.18767>>18770
>>18766
>using bully lingo like "banter"
>I'm not a bully I swear
*punches to the left of your head, the shockwave making your hair flow*
I'll be watching you, bully. Next time I won't "miss".
▶ 01d54e (1) No.18768>>18772
>qt girls sat behind me at Church
>Offerings of peace
>Turn around to shake their hand and they all fumble to shake my hand and start giggling
Hope they start making a regular appearance tbh
▶ 8c7e86 (1) No.18769>>18772 >>18774
How are our mummies today lasses?
▶ 7cef3b (1) No.18770>>18771 >>18772
>>18767
Now this is bullying.
▶ d10bc2 (1) No.18771>>18773 >>18774
>>18770
*Buys you flowers for mummy day*
▶ d7c528 (1) No.18772>>18774 >>18775
>>18769
Good lad. She likes a bit attention from her BIG BOY. I'll always be her favourite even if I am the biggest failure among my siblings.
>>18768
Didn't know you went to church, lad. Sounds like they liked the back of your head tbh.
>>18770
>it's a lass cries episode
ahhh my weakness. Forgive me. I just had to make it look like I had principles.
▶ 2b82e5 (1) No.18773
>>18771
You're smooth, lad. too smooth
▶ 0ef1f1 (1) No.18774>>18775
>>18769
My mummy is happy today, we're all going out together as a family along with gran and uncle.
>>18771
Thanks your majesty.
>>18772
It's okay lad, I know you're only doing your duty.
▶ 48aca8 (1) No.18775>>18776
>>18772
Most excellent lad.
Church is pretty fun tbh and you always see cuties. Next time I will sharpen my horns to impress them tbh
>>18774
You are welcome lass x tbh
▶ 506df8 (1) No.18776>>18778 >>18779
>>18775
Thought you'd have to hide your horns in church, lad
▶ 289809 (1) No.18777
>there are lactose-intolerant people in existence
▶ b47276 (1) No.18778>>18780
>>18776
What if those are angel horns.
▶ 1b27b7 (1) No.18779>>18780 >>18781 >>18783
>Compliment an autistic fourteen year old's videos
>she asks for my instagram
wew lads smh
>>18776
Not if you use them for stabbing Moslems tbh
▶ 202ac2 (1) No.18780>>18782 >>18785
>>18778
The devil is a fallen angel, isn't he? Are you his helper, lass?
>>18779
>Not if you use them for stabbing Moslems tbh
But priests love Muslims. At least the ones I've heard speaking smh.
▶ 8a7dc6 (1) No.18781>>18782
>>18779
>grooming children
Wait until 16.
▶ 03d7f2 (1) No.18782>>18788
>>18780
Not sure what my priest's opinion is but if I lent him my Quran I think he would dislike them greatly tbh based Urban II tbh
>>18781
Indeed lass, going to just ignore her tbh it's weird that she asked that after just telling me she can't talk to paedophiles online and I told her to be very careful smh
Suppose that's the 'tism though smh
▶ 2c242e (1) No.18783>>18786
>>18779
Do you want us to ask for an autistic fourteen year old's videos, lad?
▶ 7a2fdf (1) No.18784>>18787
>tfw we ran into an autisitc whatever year old in the youtube comments a few weeks ago
▶ 91ce8a (1) No.18785>>18787
>>18780
Shhh, I am a good angel lad.
▶ b8dab0 (1) No.18786>>18787 >>18802
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>>18783
Already shown you lambs it's this lass smh
*shouts in greatly varying tones*
▶ a8e11b (1) No.18787>>18798
>>18784
youtube chat*
>>18785
You're a temptress who likes to bathe in the fiery light of candles, lass
>>18786
Oh, right
▶ 56ffa9 (1) No.18788>>18789 >>18790
>>18782
Is the Quran actually that bad? I thought it was the hadiths that were most objectionable.
▶ ebe820 (1) No.18789
▶ 4c8c32 (1) No.18790
>>18788
The Hadiths are worse but the Quran reads like one long threatening letter or something. It is lightly peppered with Islam's moral teachings but otherwise it concerns itself with attacking Jews, Christians and Pagans smh
For Jews and Muslims it is very violent but for Christians it goes into depth explaining that God is one, not three, and that Jesus was just a man like maybe Moses or Abraham smh.
Couple all the doctrinal attacks with the odd calls to violence and no Christian, at least, can really condone that so-called religion tbh
Hadiths are the best cheeki breekis to drop though imo
▶ 40eb08 (1) No.18791>>18792
>after mother's day breakfast dad asks me to go for a spin in the car
>have a pleasant and fun drive on countryroads
>chat about stuff and just generally practice my driving
>get home and park the car
>brother comes out, wanted to take some photos with "his" car
>by accident my dad tells me to "pass my brother my keys" instead of "pass your brother his keys"
>brother becomes inexplicably pissed off because of a slip of the tongue
One of these days I'm gonna kick his ass, he didn't even come to mother's day breakfast with us because of his "diet"
▶ 447081 (1) No.18792>>18793
>>18791
Your brother feels entitled to the car and your dad is just going to let him have it? wew
▶ 2f0ec9 (1) No.18793>>18795 >>18798 >>18804
>>18792
It is "his", we got it for him on his 17th birthday, but he never passed his theory until this year, now that he's 21. Still has to pass his practical.
▶ 53fced (1) No.18794
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who /D E V I L I S H innermonologue/ here?
▶ d52e6f (1) No.18795>>18796
>>18793
Oh. Still no reason to get pissed I guess.
▶ a4ae78 (1) No.18796
>>18795
Yeah, it is not reason to be pissed off, he's such a cunt
▶ 24a183 (1) No.18797
>Priest prepares the host
>Nigger children start crying
>Always making monkey noises and climbing over pews
Even the best niggers are still niggers tbh they only seem happy when they're singing smh
▶ c1d442 (1) No.18798>>18799 >>18801
>>18787
Lad…
>>18793
I wish I'd been given a car for my 17th birthday.
▶ 1456eb (1) No.18799>>18801 >>18809
>>18798
A car is like getting the keys to a female. Chix dig lambs who have cars smh
Are you into chix or ladz anyway lass?
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▶ 143edc (1) No.18801>>18803
>>18798
He was really eager to drive back then, but he's also an inept retard with some undiagnosed issues so I'm glad he's not on the road, even if that means I have to see more of him.
>>18799
>Tfw no car
▶ 4ce19b (1) No.18802>>18803
>>18786
Have you watched all her videos, lad? Is she the only one with the tism?
▶ ab5356 (1) No.18803>>18807 >>18809
>>18802
Seen most of them as I always do when I think I've found a new waifu an idea obviously dispelled by her 'tism and being only fourteen
She mostly does videos of her swimming underwater which is pretty cool tbh but one video had her neighbour who also appeared a bit mongy tbh
>>18801
My mummy said if I get a car it has to be brand new smh I'll never be able to afford that MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
▶ f5ab45 (1) No.18804>>18805 >>18806
>>18793
>get a car for your 17th birthday
>don't even have a driving licence at 21
You should kill him, it's the moral thing to do
▶ 12983c (1) No.18805
>>18804
It's not moral to be a kinslayer lad
▶ 01c8c2 (1) No.18807>>18808
>>18803
>She mostly does videos of her swimming underwater
I saw that.
▶ 9e4788 (1) No.18808>>18814
>>18807
Tadpoles are cute.
▶ 5ed3e1 (1) No.18809>>18811 >>18812
>>18799
>tfw my brother destroyed our two cars so now I have to borrow the family car
Lasses dig it when you drive a borrowed car, right?
>>18803
>ywn be a lass and make a living on hungry boys
▶ 00ce93 (1) No.18810
got mummy a card and got a card for my brother and some forrero rocheys things
▶ 42662b (1) No.18811>>18814 >>18815 >>18816
>>18809
>>ywn be a lass and make a living on hungry boys
You could be lass…
▶ 3b8017 (1) No.18812>>18817
>>18809
Just don't tell them it's borrowed tbh or tell them in such a way that makes it seem like you stole it and they will think ou are a bad boi and then say "let me lick your willy tbh"
▶ acf89e (1) No.18813
one of the card has race mixing propaganda on it with a a daddy polar bear and a mummy penguin holding a baby penguin
▶ f46ff0 (1) No.18814>>18819
>>18808
LASS
>>18811
No, I couldn't. smh
▶ 28149b (1) No.18816
▶ b97b4a (1) No.18817>>18818
>>18812
Top kek.
>>18815
reee stop sexualising me I'm not pretty enough to be a lass
▶ 331c7c (1) No.18818>>18820 >>18822
this card smells like those football trading cards
>>18817
the lass did that, lass!
▶ 1f0422 (1) No.18819>>18820
>>18814
But tadpoles are cute lad. I'm not a pedo and I wouldn't fuck them though.
>>18815
Ohohohohohohohohohoh.
▶ b4b355 (1) No.18820>>18824 >>18829
>>18818
I caught you licking your lips, lad
>>18819
I hope nobody wants to fuck tadpoles tbh
▶ cd2509 (1) No.18821>>18823 >>18827
>tfw in primary school someone scammed me into trading a card with a card that I forgot I already had and when I asked for him to trade back he wouldnt
▶ fa56dd (1) No.18822>>18826
>>18818
>tfw you can relive the smell of Pokemon cards right now if you want to
▶ 36a5f9 (1) No.18823>>18829 >>18831
"Banter" is for retards.
Why can't you talk with someone without insulting them? That's literally all banter is. You're a social retard that can't engage with people without being a twat. It is something typical of shallow dumb normalfags who can't engage with people emotionally or intellectually.
>>18821
That's not a scam really. Just you're fault you forgot you had it. From his perspective it was a good trade where both sides gained, and then later on you suddenly want to swap back. It's kids like you that are responsible for arguments that resulted from cards being brought in, and ended up making the teachers just ban it all at my school. Damn you tbh.
▶ f50eaf (1) No.18824>>18827
>>18820
Of course not lad, I would never abuse them because I want tads of my own one day.
▶ ec90db (1) No.18825>>18828 >>18831
When cooking frozen food should I take the food out of the freezer while the oven heats up? Or do I leave it in until the moment I'm ready to put it in the oven? I always did the latter and it seemed fine. Is there a "proper" way?
▶ 1e6734 (1) No.18826>>18831 >>18834
>>18822
*still collects magic the gathering cards now and then*
▶ 59f9a1 (1) No.18827>>18829 >>18834 >>18843
>>18821
>that lad who complimented you on your shiny Gyarados and later that day that card was stolen
>>18824
g-good lass
▶ ad6278 (1) No.18828
>>18825
Most of the time you need to defrost it before hand.
▶ a3d9c6 (1) No.18829>>18830 >>18832 >>18843
okay going to mummies, lasses, have a good day!
>>18823
>It's kids like you that are responsible for arguments that resulted from cards being brought in, and ended up making the teachers just ban it all at my school. Damn you tbh.
wow how about damn you? I never dobbed him into the teachers about it or tried to stop all card trading!
>>18820
AHHH I THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISCRETE
>>18827
SMDH
▶ 3e6243 (1) No.18830
>>18829
Make your mummy happy lass x
▶ 340385 (1) No.18831>>18843
>>18826
>tfw too dumb to play that came
>tfw too dumb to play any card games, I just liked the way they looked
Do you play, lad?
>>18823
I think banter just has been a part of humanity for a long time, lad.
>>18825
Depends on what you're making I'm sure. What are you making?
▶ d3cb0e (1) No.18832
>>18829
Have a good day with your mummy, lad
▶ a7a385 (1) No.18834>>18835 >>18836 >>18843
>>18826
I still have loads. Used to collect vanity themed decks made up of samurai and things. All my friends would just follow OP builds from the internet so it wasn't much fun. I did manage to beat them a lot with my unaltered white/green Kamigawa deck though.
>>18827
Wew lad, reminds me of the time my brother traded my shiny Machamp for a card he wanted without telling me. At least I still have a shiny Charizard promo that is shit but looks cool.
▶ d3388d (1) No.18835>>18837
>>18834
>tfw I still have a shiny Machamp
What shiny Charizard promo?
▶ 026985 (1) No.18836>>18837
>>18834
I like to make vanity decks tbh, it's much more fun and adds a sort of "story" to gameplay smh
▶ c0ad9d (1) No.18837>>18838
>>18835
I don't know exactly lad, I don't even remember where I got it from. I'd have to dig it up to find out.
>>18836
It is lad. The fact that nobody else seemed to appreciate that quality made me stop playing.
▶ 8a0f55 (1) No.18838>>18844
>>18837
>It is lad. The fact that nobody else seemed to appreciate that quality made me stop playing.
It's like that in any game you play tbh. Like in WoW too. Some people just like not having fun
▶ 8ca748 (1) No.18839>>18840 >>18841
>tfw the gov steals an hour from you
on mummys day no less SCUM
▶ a7f79f (1) No.18840
>>18839
What happened, lad?
▶ 5a87a7 (1) No.18841
>>18839
>tfw the switch happened at night and made me think I went to bed late when I was actually on time
▶ d60a57 (1) No.18842
Oh, so that's today. I didn't sleep as long as I thought i did then
▶ b15d82 (1) No.18843>>18847 >>18851
>>18827
I remember me and my friends got into Pokemon cards years after they went out of fashion. So one day I remembered I still had all my old Pokemon cards from when they were first popular so I went and got them to show them and one of my friends started claiming I stole my shiny Gyarados from him. My other friend was his younger brother and the other friend was a guy who never liked me and knew them all his life whereas I had known them three for just 3 or 4 years. Was like 13 at the time. So he went up to check to see if he still had his Gyarados and came back saying it was gone so I must have nicked his. I just told them to fuck off and then took my cards home in case they tried to nick it. Fucking shits. They never even brought it up again so they obviously knew what they were doing rather than being mistaken. If they genuinely thought I had actually nicked such a card, they would have never shutup about it and would have probably gotten their mummy or something. They were always cunts to me tbh. Being friends with brothers is a big mistake and you should make sure your kid never does it because the brothers always side with eachother.
One time they were round my house. They always came round mine but then they got into Runescape but could only play it round the other friends house for some reason. I don't think they had internet at the time, and I didn't either. So they saw his car pull up outside so they left my house to go round his. And he didn't like me so I couldn't go there either and wouldn't want to because he was a fucking skank so was his mother and his house was a dump. But it turns out he wasn't actually staying home and he had to go somewhere else with his mummy so my two friends came back to me and asked to be let in again. And like a beta bitch I let them in. Didn't have any other friends outside school. I think now I would tell them to fuck off though.
>>18829
At my school teachers would see arguments about it and then decided to ban it. It's only not your fault if the teachers didn't see you were upset by it.
>>18831
Cod fillets. Just put them in now. It said cook from frozen in bold letters so I guess I did it right.
>>18834
I remember playing Yugioh and we would duel eachother and everyone would sit around and watch. I wone everything because of some card I had called 'Mucus Yolk'. It was weak at the start but you could power it up to be completely OP. I don't know if we were really playing correctly but I was basically unstoppable once I got my card powered up and I had a few of them. There was this one autistic mentally challenged retarded kid that desperately wanted to beat me but his deck was shit and he couldn't figure out how to play. I'd have to walk him through every move he made to the point where I was basically playing against myself. He didn't beat me until the last day of school where somehow I managed to draw every wrong card and he managed to draw every right card. I smiled and said shit like 'Well played haha :)))))) but on the inside I wanted to crush his skull.
▶ 903196 (1) No.18844>>18851
>open an old deck box to check the cards inside
>the flap finally disintegrates and falls off
AAAAAAAAAA I'M SORRY
>>18838
Exactly lad, I just don't get people who boil all their games down to raw numbers and completely discard all the beauty of it.
▶ f6269e (1) No.18845>>18846
>tfw manga.madokami is down
REEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 792247 (1) No.18846
>>18845
ok never mind it was my internet
▶ 1014c3 (1) No.18847
>>18843
>Cod fillets
Good lad. Cod's my favourite sea food tbh, tiny bit of lemon makes it divine tbh
▶ 35fd9f (1) No.18848>>18852 >>18853 >>18867
Can't get over that lass at Church lads. When I was walking back from getting blessed she was blushing and also she had a nice bumbum but was dressed modest too
▶ 467997 (1) No.18850>>18854
>>18849
They should do Applejack singingthis
▶ 990280 (1) No.18851>>18855
>>18843
Good job standing up for yourself, lad, well until you let them back in. smh. Did you have other friends who didn't take advantage of you, lad?
>>18844
>I just don't get people who boil all their games down to raw numbers and completely discard all the beauty of it.
I think it's a perfectionist thing, lass. I do it myself smh. I guess it's one of the reasons I had nothing that really kept me in WoW. I was too obsessed with DPS and getting the best gear etc.
I did have a lot of fun being a tank though. Warriors at least used to have amazing movability and decent CC.
▶ d6aa54 (1) No.18852>>18853 >>18856
>>18848
I'm interested in this, lad. Is it only once a week?
▶ 0add27 (1) No.18853
>>18852
>>18848
By this I mean you and her
▶ 0472f6 (1) No.18854>>18856
▶ cf03b1 (1) No.18855>>18859
>>18851
just my best friend but he lived too far away
he didnt live far away really, its only like 10 minutes walk maybe 15 but mummy wouldnt let me go that far because she was an overprotective bitch who never let me do anythign she wouldnt even let me build my own lego shed build it and make me watch shed tell me i couldnt do it because id lose the pieces and stuff that fucking CUNT its because of how she raised me that i cant do anything and am scared of going outside on my own
▶ a53e62 (1) No.18856>>18857 >>18860 >>18861
>>18852
I go every Sunday but this is the first time I've saw her tbh there was even a pause before we shook hands where we made eye contact
New people seem to come in every week for some reason smh so she might not ever be there again but i recognise her mummy so maybe she went along for mother's day. If she's there next week that means she'll sit near to me tbh
>>18854
>he doesn't know based Applejack
▶ fa2010 (1) No.18857>>18858
>>18856
lad do you actually like mlp?
▶ 795a5c (1) No.18858>>18860 >>18861
>>18857
Yeah lad, used to laugh at that fat kid on the cringe compilations who said "watch one episode and you'll be hooked". Turns out he was right smh I don't quite understand why I like it though tbh, i think it might be my longing for a daughter smh
▶ fed43e (1) No.18859>>18868
>>18855
We're similar, lad, but at least I was allowed to play with lego and luckily my friends lived right next door. having friends close by meant I never went very far and never really connected with other friends and people smh
How old were you when she denied you from playing with lego anyway? And were both mummies that way?
▶ 55d04c (1) No.18860>>18862 >>18863
>>18856
>>18858
wew lad that's pretty bent
▶ 09e3b9 (1) No.18861>>18864
>>18858
Yeah I liked the first seasons myself, it just got a bit boring for me tbh.
>>18856
Good lad. You can always ask her mummy too, right? I-it's not creepy is it? Maybe she'll want a church-going lad for her lass anyway.
▶ 5b5454 (1) No.18862>>18866
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>>18860
It's NOT GAY
*pulls out dragon dildo and shakes it aggressively*
Also, Fresh wews
▶ 1c7ccf (1) No.18863>>18866
>>18860
Retract that statement
▶ d17e0b (1) No.18864
>>18861
I suppose so, I'm hoping that we had a connection and she will come back just for me smh
▶ 25e405 (1) No.18865>>18871
So your trip is all decided by my password? What if some bully chooses the same password as me?
▶ 217850 (1) No.18866>>18869 >>18874
>>18863
you wanna go?
>>18862
It's pretty gay I watched the first season, it's like an entry level CGDGT anime
▶ 71f102 (1) No.18867
>>18848
>Modestly dressed lasses
*Nods*
▶ d73e66 (1) No.18868>>18870
>>18859
>How old were you when she denied you from playing with lego anyway?
Always liked lego and got it for christmas and birthdays my whole life. Stopped asking for it at around 10 or 11 I think. Began to notice the pattern and saw no point in it if I wasn't allowed to build it myself. One time I smashed the lego I had and threw it all against the wall I got so pissed at her.
It was one of my mummies. The other mummy is an old woman who didn't give a shit about lego and never bothered with it or building it or saying I could or couldn't.
▶ 5cae91 (1) No.18869
>>18866
THE HAMMER IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SHOTGUN
▶ b01316 (1) No.18870>>18872
>>18868
I don't believe you tbh. Why would you ask for lego if you couldn't build it?
▶ 8adf0b (1) No.18871>>18873
>>18865
That's why you have to choose something as obscure as possible.
▶ c25c0e (1) No.18872>>18873
>>18870
because i was a stupid and never thought ahead to not being allowed to build it
▶ afffaa (1) No.18873
>>18871
>>18872
Fine I believe you. Why would you lie, right? smh
▶ 046b30 (1) No.18874>>18875 >>18878
>>18866
>you wanna go?
i remember playing with these two kids once and everythings fine and then suddenly one of them keeps asking me "you wanna go?" and i literally had no idea what the fuck he meant by that eventually they told me he was asking to fight and i had absolutely no idea why he would want to fight since nothing bad had happened so i just went home
he was like 2 years older than me but a few inches shorter and a very skinny build
i wasnt fat back then but i was still very big because thats just how im built
he was a tard tbh
▶ 210fd9 (1) No.18875>>18876 >>18877 >>18878
>>18874
>tfw you remember those times you were a bully
▶ aaf653 (1) No.18876>>18879
>>18875
i didnt really feel bullied though i was just confused
he wasnt intimadting at all just a twat
▶ eee674 (1) No.18877>>18879
>>18875
You were a bad lad back then.
▶ 06a50e (1) No.18878>>18879
>>18874
I remember someone insulting a girl I was friends with on facebook in year 8, and then insulting me and challenging me to fight, but he said he'd bring all his friends so I screen capped everything and sent it to the head of year 8 and I had to go to her office and he was crying and it took a lot of effort not to laugh at his snivelling face.
>>18875
>tfw remembering when you were bullied
▶ 955648 (1) No.18879
>>18877
I was a good lad turned bully turned good lad tbh.
>>18876
Him being shorter than you must made me think of a bully incident tbh
>>18878
>tfw remembering when you were bullied
Yeah, but that's every day. I've repressed the memories of myself being the bully I guess because I always thought of myself as a good lad and aspired to be a good lad.
▶ 09ea0d (1) No.18880>>18881 >>18882 >>18883
mummy said we're going out soon
i'm ready now
▶ 43e848 (1) No.18881
>>18880
Will you be ready when you're going?
▶ 1aee56 (1) No.18882
>>18880
my mummy says shes going out and 40 minutes later still hasnt fucked off
mummies are retarded
▶ 19ab93 (1) No.18883>>18884
>>18880
Good boy. Make sure your horns are niceand presentable.
▶ 3bb35f (1) No.18884>>18886
>>18883
How do you get them so shiny, lad?
▶ 8705de (1) No.18885>>18886 >>18887
Would a lass be impressed by these horns?
▶ 32b929 (1) No.18886>>18889
>>18884
With Dapper Dan's special horn polisher tbh
>>18885
Wew lad, those are big horns tbh
▶ e9355a (1) No.18887>>18889
>>18885
A size queen would.
▶ bc971c (1) No.18889>>18891 >>18893
>>18886
Big is good, right?
>>18887
But a size queen means she's been with multiple men, lass, right? smh. Such a naughty term coming out of your mouth/fingers.
▶ 043409 (1) No.18890
>>18888
Emma just looks like she's in pain. Also apparently homos aren't pleased with the homo in the film
WHY TRY TO PLEASE HOMOS THEY'LL JUST KEEP GIVING YOU SHIT ANYWAY
Oh right, the point isn't to please them, just to push the agenda smh.
▶ c409c0 (1) No.18891>>18892
>>18889
Depends how you use them tbh, a small horn pricks just as sharply if well maintained but a big horn apparently gives your enemies a fuller feeling when stabbed despite the obvious accuracy draw backs smh
▶ 805615 (1) No.18892>>18897
>>18891
why would I want my enemies to get a "fuller feeling"?
▶ 59fbd2 (1) No.18893>>18894
>>18889
I just assumed it meant someone who was only turned on by size. I didn't know it implied a sexual history.
▶ 5551e9 (1) No.18894>>18895
>>18893
You'd have to have tried it to know what you like, right? But I guess you could just like the idea of big size.
▶ b21815 (1) No.18895>>18896
>>18894
>But I guess you could just like the idea of big size.
Mhmm.
▶ b8f171 (1) No.18897>>18900
>>18892
Stabbing them with a bigger whole will naturally make them bleed more tbh and you will have more chance of hitting vital organs
▶ ed8523 (1) No.18898
>tfw too smart to have a tiny dick since I know all lasses are size queens
▶ f4a6b6 (1) No.18899>>18900 >>18901
>>18896
Who wouldn't? In fact most men have a preference for big tits or big asses so it's relative. They find those features attractive and want them passed on to their children.
▶ 4e7d1a (1) No.18900
>>18899
That's true.
>>18897
That's true too tbh.
▶ 78e3dd (1) No.18901
>>18899
DOUBLE DUBS
also wew lass
▶ 654840 (1) No.18902>>18904 >>18906
>eat
>tired now
i only had two cod fillets which are 200 calories each and a tin of baked beans
mummy woke me up this mroning shes such a fucking bitch
she shouts at other mummy for the tiniest thing and she does it at like 8am
▶ 5cce80 (1) No.18903>>18904 >>18905
Truth hurts I hate the redpill
▶ 855dd3 (1) No.18904>>18907
>>18902
what's it like on mother's day with two mummies lad?
>>18903
>tfw my one friend told me he wished he never woke up because now he can't watch any regular tv without noticing conditioning and normalisation of degeneracy
ignorance is bliss
▶ 0c9c5b (1) No.18905>>18908
>>18903
I don't like hurting you lad, it's just a survival instinct to want your offspring to be as well-equipped for life as possible.
▶ 05038e (1) No.18906
>>18902
go for a walk, lad
▶ 76bf03 (1) No.18907
Hail Herts lads
were there more terries in london last night?
>>18904
kek the old blackpill
▶ 24f8d4 (1) No.18908>>18909
>>18905
I know, lass. It wouldn't hurt unless I myself knew it was true. I wouldn't want my son to be as lucky as me, but then again my condition isn't inheritable, or at least it's not known to be.
▶ 64eb5c (1) No.18909>>18910
>>18908
Hopefully not. I'm not even sure if dick size is genetic or if it's affected by other factors tbh.
▶ cadb87 (1) No.18910>>18914
>>18909
I'm sure it's genetic. I've heard they actually get it from their mother's side though.
▶ ba4939 (1) No.18911>>18913 >>18914
>tfw actually pretty upset
▶ 67e188 (1) No.18912
>tfw no matter where you go on the internet, someone will bring up discussion about penis size
▶ c349e0 (1) No.18913
▶ 089c38 (1) No.18914>>18916
>>18910
That's strange. Maybe the jews had a point about maternal bloodlines.
>>18911
I'm really sorry lad, I shouldn't have brought it up tbh.
▶ 33d159 (1) No.18915
▶ aaa225 (1) No.18916>>18917
>>18914
Maybe. What's the real reason? So that they 100% know it's Jewish?
▶ 641e49 (1) No.18917>>18920
>>18916
Yeah, it must be the same logic that you require white women to have white babies. So a white nationalist who bangs a chink won't get a white baby no matter how many times he recites the 14 words.
▶ 0fddda (1) No.18918>>18919 >>18920
I think the Jewish maternal thing is also just to create more members of the tribe, jewish guys have to marry other jews, but jewish girls will always have Jewish children.
▶ 299b4d (1) No.18919>>18920
>>18918
i heard they love blacks tbh not sure how true it is smh
▶ 64327e (1) No.18920>>18924
>>18917
I'm glad I was never cursed by that condition tbh
>>18918
So they're happy with all the black Jews?
>>18919
They do love interracial though, right? Might just be because of the destruction of whites or because of how perverse they are. I've just heard it too.
▶ 126cea (1) No.18921>>18922 >>18923
Okay lads, I'm off to imbibe wicked poisons with the family. See you all later.
▶ 755feb (1) No.18922
>>18921
Later, lass. Have fun
▶ b423e7 (1) No.18923>>18925
>>18921
good buy lass
It should be law that allfencing have hedgehog holes when built from now on tbh
▶ 3faa41 (1) No.18924>>18925 >>18927
>>18920
Sorta, they sterilise the ones from Africa, and well I imagine they can sue people like Eric Andre well.
▶ 97ba85 (1) No.18925>>18927 >>18928
>>18923
>It should be law that allfencing have hedgehog holes when built from now on tbh
Why?
>>18924
That's Israelis. I guess them and American Jews are different though.
▶ 62781d (1) No.18927>>18929
>>18924
Use, not sue.
>>18925
All are members of the tribe to me tbh
▶ f58977 (1) No.18928>>18929
>>18925
It will save them from destruction as well as many other animals tbh, with the expansion of human habitation range animals like hedgehogs are suffering terribly smh
Also they're cute tbh
>tfw stood barefooted on one when i was 7
smh everyone said i was going to die but i lived i think
▶ de3c42 (1) No.18929>>18930
>>18927
>All are members of the tribe to me tbh
Sure, but they act differently. And Israel wants Jews to come there and settle, but obviously a lot of Jews don't want to.
>>18928
But fences are to keep them out of the garden smh
▶ 1e7d2d (1) No.18930>>18932
>>18929
Fences are to keep bullies out not nice lasses like hedgehogs smh
Besides, if you catch them you can take their "golden rings"
▶ 190be3 (1) No.18931>>18933
▶ d46fbb (1) No.18932
>>18930
Top kek. I like them too, lad. They're easy to spot now that it's getting lighter outside. Used to seem them all the time back when I used to stay up very late.
▶ 8bfb0a (1) No.18934>>18936
>that time /brit/ mods banned me for posting a sonic image because it was furry even though I was using it ironically to make fun of something I forgot
smh
▶ 67b1d0 (1) No.18935>>18938 >>18940
▶ f03a6d (1) No.18936>>18942
>>18934
wait i always thought sonic = autism…
▶ c2ac5b (1) No.18937
im bored and tired and everything is shit and i really wanna fap
▶ 76cacf (1) No.18938
▶ 4002e8 (1) No.18941>>18947
I'd just like to thank the civic government of the UK for allowing me one extra hour of consciousness with my imperium gf tbh
▶ d1da0a (1) No.18942>>18945
>>18936
That was it. The post was related to autism/OC or something, but they used it as an excuse to ban me smh.
▶ 847f0d (1) No.18943
▶ 9dd0c7 (1) No.18944>>18945 >>18946
>>18940
it is the only thing i truly enjoy
▶ a428e7 (1) No.18945>>18955
>>18942
heresy tbh
>>18944
lad…you been outside today?
▶ 554588 (1) No.18946>>18955
>>18944
Time to find something else you can enjoy
▶ b1de44 (1) No.18947>>18948
>>18941
We lost an hour lad.
▶ c35371 (1) No.18948>>18949 >>18950 >>18954
>>18947
>>18947
The philippines is ahead of us by 8 hours, so she was sleeping earlier than me, but now she's only 7 hours ahead so i think we have more shared time together?
▶ 2f1675 (1) No.18950>>18951
▶ 3a9e96 (1) No.18951>>18952
>>18949
>>18950
LDR is perfect for a neet like me tbh
▶ 39c8af (1) No.18952>>18953
>>18951
At least it keeps you from mixing
▶ 1267c2 (1) No.18953>>18956
>>18952
hmm, can I ask a question 22stone? why do you dislike asians? feels like you dislike them in particular sometimes
▶ 9aa86c (1) No.18954>>18957
>>18948
you've been to asia right?
▶ 0faacd (1) No.18955>>18959 >>18961
>>18945
no i hate outside
>>18946
cant everything is boring
muh dopamine receptors
▶ 87bd65 (1) No.18956>>18958
>>18953
I just dislike mixing, lad. Whatever it is you mix with. I just never had the attraction for Asians I see a lot of people have. I just don't trust them tbh smh
▶ 3ce1c0 (1) No.18957>>18960
>>18954
Yes, about a month ago lad, shall I chat about my experiences there?
▶ ad3c0e (1) No.18958
>>18956
ah I see lad, everyone to their own I guess.
▶ 5185e7 (1) No.18959
>>18955
I don't think fapping is going to help you enjoy other things, lad
▶ 1fbd8f (1) No.18960
>>18957
no i don't like to be nosy just wondered if this was all online or not
good luck lad, the flips I met in HK were all top lasses
▶ 1bcc28 (1) No.18961
>>18955
lad even if you've got a garden just take a book outside, have a cuppa and get some sunlight in you.
▶ 6c6f31 (1) No.18963>>18964
WEW LADS they're finally gone
▶ a814a1 (1) No.18964>>18965
>>18963
Hail Herts, lad
Had family over, lad?
▶ b11938 (1) No.18965>>18968
>>18964
They were lad and all the younger cousins got dumped onto me tbh not that i mind lad. Whats with the "punished" 22st name lad?
▶ a7204b (1) No.18966
▶ 457a35 (1) No.18967>>18969
>>18962
everyone goes that colour after a couple of hundred years of being preserved smh
can anyone make a jolly roger flag for us?
▶ 9a4d63 (1) No.18968>>18970
>>18965
>They were lad and all the younger cousins got dumped onto me tbh not that i mind lad
Good lad. I do the same with the single mum's daughter tbh. I'm more comfortable around kids anyway
>Whats with the "punished" 22st name lad?
The lass bullied me for the size of my dick.
▶ 93c2e8 (1) No.18969>>18971 >>18982
>>18967
We already have this one. Doubt you can make a skull and bones look any better
▶ cb7d46 (1) No.18970>>18974
>>18968
>Good lad. I do the same with the single mum's daughter tbh. I'm more comfortable around kids anyway
same tbh, they like me more then my brother which i also like tbh
>The lass bullied me for the size of my dick.
how small is it?
▶ 25a5df (1) No.18971>>18974
>>18969
A jolly Rodger isn't just a skull and cross bones
▶ 0e2c3c (1) No.18972>>18973 >>18974 >>18985
when you lot need a poopoo, do you start to smell of poopoo? when i have a turd ready to go, i can smell it
▶ 9baecf (1) No.18973
>>18972
no thats awfully strange
▶ c0379a (1) No.18974>>18975 >>18976
>>18971
What is it then?
>>18970
4 inches if I'm being generous.
>>18972
N-no. Maybe you have shat yourself, lad?
▶ ec951c (1) No.18976>>18977 >>18981
>>18974
sucks lad, not very nice of her to bully you over something like that i bet it was neo girl and not daftie wasnt it
▶ 9abcc7 (1) No.18977>>18979
>>18976
dafty isn't here lad
▶ 77a82c (1) No.18978>>18980
>>18975
>thinks 6 inches is big
6.5 inches lad
▶ 4669f4 (1) No.18979
>>18977
oh yeahbut still Neo is meaner then her tbh
▶ b8424f (1) No.18980>>18984
>>18978
I never said it was "big", but it's a good all around size tbh
▶ 24b7c5 (1) No.18981>>18983 >>18984
>>18976
Yeah. She wasn't really being a bully. I just took offence.
>>18975
that's average, right?
▶ 023337 (1) No.18982
>>18969
i certainly couldn't but that's more red laces and less peg leg tbh
▶ e1e38a (1) No.18983
>>18981
Average is around 5.5 or so, 6 is slightly bigger than average for the UK
▶ 576595 (1) No.18984>>18987
>>18980
it's decent yeah i just wanted to show off my extra half inch tbh
>>18981
You should take offence if he's making fun of you for that tbh
▶ 9d18a9 (1) No.18985
>>18972
you'd better be doing some comedy bit tbh
▶ 69fa78 (1) No.18986>>18996
>poo
>wipe
>put shower gel on hand + water
>squat down
>rub bumhole get it all soaped up
>rinse off with water
>also put finger slightly in bumhole to really clean it
>rinse it all off
>do it again
>all clean
>put finger up butthole again to check
>smell it too
>finger comes out clean and doesnt smell of poo
>clean as can be
>still worried theres poo down there
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
▶ 2f9f3c (1) No.18987>>18989
>>18984
>You should take offence if he's making fun of you for that tbh
She wasn't, lad. She just made the statement that lasses want lads with big dicks because they want to pass on those genes to the next generation. It hurt because it's true smh. And I've known it myself for a while, it's just not something I like to think about.
▶ 490ffa (1) No.18988>>18989 >>18990 >>18992 >>18998
>When you get nervous talking to a cute boy because he says nice things about you alot.
Why are cute boys so nice lads.
No homo tbh
▶ 257bb2 (1) No.18989>>19005
>>18987
oh ok lad
>>18988
How do you mean lad?
▶ a60fdb (1) No.18990>>19005
>>18988
*sprays you with de-gay*
▶ ff4758 (1) No.18991>>18993
>tfw someone matches you on tinder just to unmatch you
why tbh
▶ ccb00b (1) No.18992>>19005
>>18988
I don't know lad. Attention is nice tbh
▶ 3c0378 (1) No.18993>>18994
>>18991
kek why though? is it a passive aggressive thing?
also tinder lad, really?
▶ 9aa3a2 (1) No.18994>>18995
>>18993
lad anything is worth a shot, I've never had any sort of relationship or even flirtatious contact with women
I dunno, some girls on there have matched me just to insult me, women are strange.
▶ f42956 (1) No.18995>>18997
>>18994
that sounds horrible of them to do, what the fuck tbh.What things have they said to you?
no flirtatious contact at all?
▶ 4bfe65 (1) No.18997>>18999
>>18995
maybe a little, but nothing beyond words
Just the usual roastie words, I'm not bothered as I'm always packing more heat than them, and the most rude ones tend to be 6/10s or 5/10s.
▶ b77a2b (1) No.18998
>>18988
Edited your post tbh. Never know when bullies are lurking
▶ 2b9ec1 (1) No.18999>>19001 >>19002
>>18996
He's done crazier shit tbh
>>18997
its just a bunch of 5's mad they're not being treated like 10's tbh
▶ 21768a (1) No.19000
who /singlemummywithchildrenfrom5differentmenlookingforaprovider/ here?
▶ 0138f5 (1) No.19001>>19003
>>18999
Tbh, I mean I used to just click yes on every girl, as both of you need to match each other, so you might be lucky and score a good match, but you might also get a lot of shit.
▶ 559f33 (1) No.19002>>19004 >>19006
>>18999
crazier shit? than sticking a finger up your arse to make sure it's clean. twice.
waifulad…you got me. How old are you lad?
▶ 2c7ebb (1) No.19003>>19014
>>19001
well if you use tinder tbh…
you gone on any dates yet?
▶ 9c2c25 (1) No.19004>>19008
▶ a93e5d (1) No.19005>>19006 >>19007 >>19009
>>18989
>How do you mean lad?
Just calls me cute and stuff and is always complimenting me.
>>18990
*Coughs*
Thanks lad, I forgot to say no homo.
>>18992
True lad, maybe this is what girls feel like when guys hit on the,
▶ 30b4e7 (1) No.19006>>19010 >>19012 >>19017
>>19002
if you want to know them ask him yourself because i dont want to "out" him
>>19005
was he actually hitting on you? Why you hanging out with gays lad
▶ d13067 (1) No.19007
▶ 3acf8c (1) No.19008>>19010
>>19004
are you full on neet?
▶ 6cd3d1 (1) No.19009>>19017
>>19005
>*Coughs*
>Thanks lad, I forgot to say no homo.
Don't worry, lad. I have your back.
>True lad, maybe this is what girls feel like when guys hit on the,
I don't know, lad. I think it's different tbh. Lasses gets hit on a lot tbh
▶ 8a5a99 (1) No.19010>>19011 >>19015
>>19008
i live with my two mummies who i hate and i never leave the house
theres no hope for me
>>19006
thanks true friend
▶ 054cef (1) No.19011
▶ 78d96a (1) No.19012>>19013
>>19006
sorry wasn't implicit enough that it was a rhetorical question but you get a top lad award for not being a snitch
▶ 280818 (1) No.19013
▶ 39b5bf (1) No.19014>>19016
▶ a1a143 (1) No.19015>>19031
>>19010
i mean are you in any formal education really.
no shame in living with your family at 23. it's the sensible thing to do if you ask me. the idea of getting a job and being able to support a nuclear family is an impossible dream and i believe neetdom to be a symptom of our cancerous society tbh
▶ 1d597c (1) No.19016>>19018
>>19014
how long you been at it?
▶ 75c49d (1) No.19017>>19019 >>19020
>>19006
>was he actually hitting on you?
Idk.
Well he says he wants to have sex with me.
I think that's hitting on someone.
>Why you hanging out with gays lad
Friend of friends I suppose, this is online mind you.
>>19009
>Don't worry, lad. I have your back.
Thanks lad.
>I don't know, lad. I think it's different tbh. Lasses gets hit on a lot tbh
Yer.
▶ 2f0228 (1) No.19018>>19021
>>19016
not long tbh, I mostly use tinder to practice speaking to girls in more than a friendly manner, I managed to get a girl's number but she was busy so we never went for coffee, and she was Asian but she called me smooth.
▶ 7a2068 (1) No.19019>>19035
>>19017
>Well he says he wants to have sex with me.
Careful so he doesn't use you or poz you, lad
▶ f84cfe (1) No.19020>>19021 >>19025 >>19035
>>19017
>Well he says he wants to have sex with me.
hmm thats usually a give away. Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?>>19018
Kek you'll have to post some of you'll smooth moves for us lad
▶ 6e53fe (1) No.19021>>19022
>>19020
last sentence was for >>19018
▶ 5d338a (1) No.19022>>19023
▶ ef2af5 (1) No.19023>>19024
>>19022
why not lad? too embaressing? too lewd?
▶ 6a843a (1) No.19024>>19026
>>19023
My secret technique is passed down through the anprimline
▶ 84e8c3 (1) No.19025
>>19020
>hmm thats usually a give away. Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?
top kek
>no homo until 30
▶ 66f780 (1) No.19026>>19027
>>19024
Oh lad gimme one atleast
▶ 74f2ca (1) No.19027>>19030
>>19026
we were asking each other questions, and she said ask me a question and give me a number, so I said, want to go for coffee some time, and posted it with my phone number, or something along the lines of that
▶ ee85d6 (1) No.19028>>19029 >>19030
>Girl starts talking to me now.
What did she mean by this lads?
▶ 383a20 (1) No.19029>>19035
>>19028
She's jealous, lad
▶ a28ed2 (1) No.19030>>19032 >>19035
>>19027
smooth as FUCK lad
>>19028
she wants it
▶ e822d4 (1) No.19031>>19034 >>19036 >>19040
>>19015
no
i do nothing all day i have no skills no friends nothing and i dont want any
i want to learn music theory and become proficient at that and learn to draw to some level so i can make a video game and get it on steam and other places and thats how ill unfuck my shit and move out and stuff
i have the basics of programming and i believe i could learn to use gamemaker and the programming language that is built into it
i need music and drawing skills now but i dont do either really i just sit on here all day having no interest in any of it and i havent programmed in ages and every day my meagre programming skills atrophy i just want to shoot HOT CUM
right now im focusing on trying not to fap and meditating and as of yesterday i have started having a rule where i have to stay off the pc and anything with a screen like tv or my tablet and do other things for an hour and thats going well
lots of jerking off over a long period of time causes atrophy of the prefrontal cortex on a level equal with people who have been using cocaine for several years. prefrontal cortex controls willpower and is what makes you do things, resist things and keeps track of what you want. someone with an atrophied cortex is someone who will sit on the pc all day and have no interest in anything.
https://8ch.net/nofap/res/1145.html
i believe this is at least a big part of my problems and if i can meditate a lot, sustain from fapping or watching porn at all for several weeks, i will improve greatly in willpower. physical brain changes from meditation (which grows prefrontal cortex) only take a few weeks to appear and not fapping reverses damage done from fapping although that can take years to fully heal if it ever does. then ill have an easier time doing things. eventually i will start forcing myself outside and getting sunlight. i tried this but it didnt last long now ive taken a step back and am working on this and will return to going outside later because thats a lot harder im doing baby steps.
i need to work on being depressed and miserable first and eating better and exercising that kind of thing. until i do ill always be forcing myself to do things and never really getting anything done. sleep too is a big thing my mattress has springs sticking out and my bed frame is wonky and leans down on one side a lot. mummy always wakes me up by being a noisy shouting bitch at 7 or 8am but ill have a new mattress and bed frame soon and i intend to buy some earplugs when i can.
▶ dbeeae (1) No.19032>>19033
>>19030
*smooth criminal starts playing as I do a 360 degree turn and walk away*
You got hit by
a smooth criminal
▶ 6a34f8 (1) No.19033
>>19032
kek, go get em lad
▶ ef6030 (1) No.19034>>19036 >>19045
>>19031
sounds like you're doing things to improve and I commend that.
Have you got the basics covered though?
Good diet and personal hygeine,
regular excercise & fresh air,
good sleep pattern.
▶ 404651 (1) No.19035>>19037 >>19038
>>19019
Ok lad I'll be careful.
>>19020
>Lad if you fuck a boi do you lose your Wizard powers?
Technically it isn't sex so idk.
>>19029
Idk lad she probably just wants attention.
>>19030
>she wants it
She ain't getting it.
▶ a56a0e (1) No.19036
>>19031
>>19034
ignore that didn't take in the last sentence of your post, was looking at the prefrontal cortex stuff. I don't buy it tbh but haven't studied it at all.
▶ 3e21f1 (1) No.19037>>19039
▶ 3dbe24 (1) No.19038>>19039
>>19035
>Idk lad she probably just wants attention.
Do you know her?
▶ a1cb90 (1) No.19039
>>19037
Not dealing with her shit, she'll get bored of me soon enough.anyway.
>>19038
No.
▶ f414c8 (1) No.19040>>19042 >>19045
>>19031
>someone with an atrophied cortex is someone who will sit on the pc all day and have no interest in anything.
well fuck
▶ 9a66ac (1) No.19041>>19043 >>19044 >>19046
Lads, have you ever been in a shop where the small shop owner has insulted you for being too cheap?
▶ e108fa (1) No.19043>>19044 >>19047
>>19041
no lad, they call me bossman
▶ 5cb198 (1) No.19044>>19047
>>19041
kek no
>>19043
They call me Big Boss tbh
▶ 163ee7 (1) No.19045>>19055 >>19057
>>19034
diets shit but i cant do much mummy will never buy the food i want or she does for a bit then stops. and never all of it, just bits. she doesnt like looking for things and if she doesnt already know where it is she wont bother looking and if she does she might just say "fuck it cba" shell buy tons of ice cream though. weve got 21 cartons of ice cream and two whole shelves full of ice cream lollies, and thats after some of it has been eaten over a few weeks.
we usually have bread, butter, baked beans. we have some tuna and some big soup. sometimes some ham. thats as healthy as it gets which is fine but thats all. ive got to eat those things multiple times a day, or also eat sweeties or microwave dinners that give me the shits.
sleep is fucked like i said. whatever i do ill never sleep well with this mattress and mummy being noisy. ill work on sorting that out proper when my new mattress is here. its not too bad right now i guess but its not good. lots of things can be done like going to bed at the same time and having an evening routine, staying off electronics for a few hours before bed. ill do all that when mattress is here.
exercise is fucked. i was doing hundred pushup program but my muscles just fail sometimes. one time i could do like 20. two days later could barely manage 1, and fell down. im going to the doctors the day after tomorrow and seeing if something is wrong with me. think i have a hernia too or varicose veins or something my lower abs hurt from when i tried using a barbell before.
>>19040
you know you should do things but dont you sit on the pc all day. your prefrontal cortex controls willpower. your prefrontal cortex is losing to other parts of your brain. you need to make it grow.
▶ 636030 (1) No.19046>>19047
>>19041
They decide the prices, don't they?
▶ b5963c (1) No.19047
>>19046
Yes, I was in a chip shop, I chose from the priced menu on the board. If they don't want my £1.75 patronage anymore, i wonder if they make a loss on them
>>19044
>>19043
▶ 9da75e (1) No.19048>>19049 >>19050 >>19051
>She asked me what gender the cute boy is.
▶ 1a0167 (1) No.19049
▶ 1b784f (1) No.19050
▶ 466584 (1) No.19051>>19052
>>19048
You're talking to them in a group? Where are you doing this, lad?
▶ c82737 (1) No.19052>>19053 >>19054 >>19056
▶ 17352a (1) No.19053>>19058
>>19052
Why would that make you sweat, lad? You're not using Discord or Skype, are you?
▶ a6ba80 (1) No.19054>>19058
>>19052
WE HAVE AN INTRUDER
▶ 9e9ed1 (1) No.19055>>19060
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>19045
lad don't try and get swole and do press ups. You need to do cardio.
i'll make a suggestion that is fucking easy for you to stick to and i promise it will help.
everyday, every single fucking day until you have obligations that stop you. Get up, get washed, dressed and at 10:30am go for a walk.Go different places until you find a walk that you like.
Don't go home before 11:30am.
If you came over more responsible I'd suggest that you get a dog. DO NOT GET A DOG.
Also don't rely on mummy to get you food. You have lots of free time to source your own grub and cook proper meals. Learn how to cook some easy quick basic shit that tastes nice.
Don't make me waste the letters on my keys for nothing lad.
▶ 070029 (1) No.19056>>19058
>>19052
Lad i hope you're /ourlad/ tbh
▶ b0e0ad (1) No.19057
>>19045
Get yourself a second allowance lad like I did. £120 a month and mummy cooks dinner for me nightly.
▶ 7d234d (1) No.19058>>19059 >>19061 >>19066
Alright lads she's gone, I think I gave her so little attention she won't talk to me again.
>>19053
>Why would that make you sweat, lad?
N-no reason lad.
>You're not using Discord or Skype, are you?
I have both but I don't go on skype..
I have discord on but don't really use it.
>>19054
*Sweats profusely.*
>>19056
Idk what you mean by that lad…
▶ a949e2 (1) No.19059>>19063
>>19058
>Alright lads she's gone, I think I gave her so little attention she won't talk to me again.
Wew, lad. What was wrong? Didn't you trust her?
▶ 9bc145 (1) No.19060>>19062 >>19066
>>19055
i hate going out its horrible and miserable and all the buildings are ugly
we have a dog already im not walking it it pulls too much.
i cant source my own food. mummy buys it and i can only cook what she buys and i cook it. i cant use the oven mummy wont let me. i used it today because shes out. i need to get her to let me use it openly though and then i can get her to buy me food i can cook with that instead of shit she buys now. then i can ask for fish and chicken and vegetables.
last walk i went on was a couple weeks ago i think. i walked to the park and out the other side. i got scared when walking along the path because there were girls there all walking their dogs and i was worried the girls would make fun of me. got close and realised it was all older fat women lel.
ill start doing walks soon i just dont feel up to it now.
▶ 57e2a9 (1) No.19061>>19063
>>19058
I'm watching you lad
▶ bc8a9b (1) No.19062>>19064
>>19060
Lad, I used to dislike going outside as well, used to get proper anxious just walking down the road.
Then I walked abroad lad and I realised that it was mostly in my head and I'm a big boy who can cross international borders and even be completely surrounded by non whites and still be safe
▶ f8e5c9 (1) No.19063>>19065 >>19066 >>19067
>>19059
I trust no women.
And I don't want to bother talking to girls lad, they are usually annoying, and only talk to you to get attention from you when their orbiters aren't around. I'm not dealing with that shit.
>>19061
My cover has been blown. :^)
▶ b7feb3 (1) No.19064>>19070
>>19062
its not in my head though
hasnt happened in a while actually but i used to get openly mocked to my face by total strangers
▶ f58481 (1) No.19066>>19068 >>19077
>>19058
>>19063
she was probably MI5 tbf
>>19060
fucking hell lad. i'm not going to ask about the mummy dynamics but you're 23. You should be allowed to operate an oven without permission and cook whatever the fuck you like (if you bought it).
▶ a73705 (1) No.19067>>19069
>>19063
I feel you, lad. *literally feels you*
▶ 681aa1 (1) No.19070>>19077
>>19064
total strangers mock you to your face?
what do they say, how old are they usually?
▶ 6c143b (1) No.19073>>19074 >>19075 >>19076
Going to make dinner for mummy tbh. Laters, lads
▶ 3c9d9c (1) No.19074>>19075
Hail Herts lads
>>19073
hope it goes well lad
▶ 9c7a48 (1) No.19075
>>19073
good lad im sure she'll love it
>>19074
hail herts lad
▶ cb042b (1) No.19076
▶ 4cb147 (1) No.19077>>19080 >>19082 >>19083
>>19066
I know. She knows I can do it. I did it today for the first time in ages. Used to do it a lot, then told her I did it thinking if she knew I'd been using it all the time she wouldn't have any reason for me to not use it. Then she started turning it off when she went out. I don't know what she did but it just wouldn't turn on at all. I think she must have pulled it out and unplugged it at the back or something. I'm not retarded she really is just this much of a stupid bitch.
>>19070
Hasn't happened in a while. Had people openly laugh at me as they walk by though. Like looking right at me and whispering to eachother and laughing. Or walk past some girls and the second they are behind me they go from silence to bursting out laughing. Or chavs being dicks and going "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" at me as I walk past them.
The worst was when I went to therapy for 6 weeks. Went once a week. It's 3 miles there and 3 miles back and I had to walk. Last two times I didn't want to walk and had mummy drive me. If she hadn't I wouldn't have gone at all. One woman, who was a adult woman, came up to me as we were about to walk past eachother and said "Hey sexy!" in a sarcastic voice and went to touch my face. I just pushed her hand away and didn't stop walking. There was a man walking his dog behind her, but not with her, who also laughed. I don't know if she was drunk maybe and he was laughing at her or what.
Another time I had a group of girls pull up their car next to the road and call me over. She then asked for my number. She must have been being sarcastic. Do people just stop their car to ask that of a complete stranger? But tbh I don't see anything in me that is so hideous people would mock it. I don't think I'm that attractive at all and I'm very chubby, but my face isn't fat at all and when I've got clothes on you can't tell I've got high body fat I just look like a big guy. I'm not deformed and don't have any particularly unusual features. I think I just look normal ugly. I see uglier people than me all the time. So her action seems like that of someone mocking me and the way she said it also seems this way, but I don't know why.
Girls are the worst tbh, especially teenaged ones. I remember two girls walking together further up the road on the other side and they kept looking back at me. Either they fancied me or thought I was a hideous freak. I don't think I look like a hideous freak but I am definitely not so attractive as to have women who can't stop staring like that.
▶ ea0654 (1) No.19078>>19087
think my dad has been powdering his nose had blood on his upper lip and talking pretty fast but maybe im being paranoid
▶ 1bf725 (1) No.19079>>19081 >>19084 >>19086 >>19094 >>19102
Lads should I play ambient on my radio show?
▶ 11ff4f (1) No.19080
>>19077
lad unless mummy physically removed the oven and took it to work with her you should be able to get the fucker working. No excuses there lad. Take back the house man. Drink scotch in your underpants and tell mummies it's a mans hoos now.
Woman touched your face was probably a prossie.
Girls asking for your number were trolls. If it happens again look them straight in the eye and say show me your tits and i'll give ya me number hen. Whether she does or she doesn't, follow up with TAE FOOK YA SLAGS FOR AYE SLASH YE and pull a stanley. Same with the chavs and chads that shout at you.
▶ 8fcbc5 (1) No.19081>>19085
>>19079
What's your demographic lad?
▶ 308205 (1) No.19082
>>19077
lad you got me feeling
▶ 606ea0 (1) No.19083
>>19077
Watch out for her turning off the gas valve.
>Girls are the worst tbh, especially teenaged ones.
True lad.
>Walking home.
>Teenage girl pulls my hood down.
Why are they such bullies lads? Probably because they know they can get away with it tbh.
▶ 3f4d42 (1) No.19084
▶ 32e06e (1) No.19085>>19087 >>19088
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>>19081
This board, some friends, and well who ever is listening, it's my show I can play what I want.
I really like how this sounds.
▶ 284b70 (1) No.19086
>>19079
get some burzum on lad
▶ a1fd43 (1) No.19087
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>>19078
doesn't sound like it lad
>>19085
go with some classic ambient for me lad
▶ cd021a (1) No.19088
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>>19085
just go with some chilled out music tbh
▶ 0d5fae (1) No.19091>>19092 >>19093
>>19090
>tfw I dreamt last night that I was about to watch porn but in the dream I chose not to but had a wet dream anyway
▶ c724d5 (1) No.19092>>19095 >>19096
>>19091
wet dreams dont count against nofap they're a sign that its working
▶ 152108 (1) No.19093>>19095
>>19091
abstinence is a placebo, its only nature taking course lad.
▶ d26ce2 (1) No.19095>>19097
>>19092
still makes me feel drained smh
>>19093
I must stop nature
▶ 2457db (1) No.19096>>19098
>>19092
The problem with wet dreams is that they're not fun to wake up to tbh
▶ 76b11c (1) No.19097>>19098
>>19095
stick at it lad unlike me smh
▶ 2288f0 (1) No.19098
>>19096
yeah lad it's not very comfy
>>19097
a will lad
▶ 360a5a (1) No.19099
▶ f45e21 (1) No.19100>>19101 >>19103
seeya lads gott tea and a movie with mum now
▶ 66ffd1 (1) No.19101
▶ c82d92 (1) No.19103
▶ 5b2790 (1) No.19104>>19106
She's joined the imperium, won't you?
▶ 720793 (1) No.19105
*kills you with smelly fart*
▶ 4ba889 (1) No.19106>>19108
>>19104
Really? I don't see any hapa babies lad, only a cheap phone cover.
▶ 281b4b (1) No.19107>>19110
who /struggles to get their naughty bits into a comfortable position without touching it a bit in lessons/ here?
▶ 9611e4 (1) No.19108>>19110
>>19106
wish i could poke that anime's eyes out and have it go mad, aha!
▶ 735d83 (1) No.19109>>19110
dropped carrot on my keyboard
huhhhh <3 love
▶ 32ccb2 (1) No.19110>>19112
▶ f8a0af (1) No.19114>>19116 >>19119
▶ 52da77 (1) No.19115>>19119
>>19113
Benjamin Zephaniah
▶ 31b83b (1) No.19116>>19118 >>19119
>>19114
yea just remembered benjamin zephaniah smh
▶ 4e87b4 (1) No.19117>>19119 >>19123
who /madetheirmummiesproud/ here? that better be all of you tbh
▶ 6f8f22 (1) No.19118>>19120 >>19121
>>19116
Disappointing tbh, I thought we were starting our own version of the AngryJoe memi.
▶ ecf643 (1) No.19119
>>19114
>>19115
>>19116
the black man disappeared.
>>19117
I DID
TOOK HER OUTSIDE ON A DRIVE AND WALK AND A CAKE
MUMMY IS HAPPY
▶ 0b45a0 (1) No.19120
▶ 96d8dc (1) No.19121
>>19118
Top kek, I wasn't sure so I thought it was best to assume he was being serious.
▶ 8cb2df (1) No.19122>>19129 >>19236
https://youtu.be/GsUG5U54cqg
Who /UKIP poster's 4 year journey around the world and he'll never come back cus /politics/ is gone/ here?
▶ 3a5a62 (1) No.19123>>19124 >>19125 >>19127 >>19131 >>19148
>>19117
But mum's dead, lad.
▶ 211755 (1) No.19124>>19130
>>19123
how are you a neet?
▶ ce725f (1) No.19125>>19130
▶ 7808f0 (1) No.19127
>>19123
;-; sorry tho lamb
▶ da768b (1) No.19128
▶ d4a977 (1) No.19129>>19132
▶ 607137 (1) No.19130>>19133 >>19134
>>19124
Dad has a nice pension tbh.
>>19125
Thanks lad. Tbh I've asperger's so I still haven't cried over the death, only when I watch a movie and I see the character cry over the death.
▶ ea9599 (1) No.19132>>19134
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>>19129
A lad joined the merchant navy last year, he'll be on /politics/ looking for us in a few years. ;-;.
▶ 9a2b3a (1) No.19133
>>19130
Daddy would have been more useful in that way, but loosing mummy would've been worse i imagine, smh.
▶ 393893 (1) No.19134>>19136 >>19138 >>19170
>>19130
>Thanks lad. Tbh I've asperger's so I still haven't cried over the death,
I don't think I have aspergers but I've had an uncle and grandaddy die without crying. Kind of feel guilty for fake crying in church tbh smh. Hope they didn't notice.
>only when I watch a movie and I see the character cry over the death.
What do you mean exactly?
>>19132
He could browse from anywhere in the world, lad
▶ f80153 (1) No.19135>>19151
▶ f77008 (1) No.19136
>>19134
but he said he couldn't lad, dunno why
▶ c6e801 (1) No.19138>>19141
>>19134
I may have been misdiagnosed tbh. Could be antisocial personality disorder. I don't really feel emotions on a deeper level, only imitate what I think they are. When I see someone cry on screen and see the mum die, I'll copy the character and tear up. It's how I've learned over the years to replicate emotions.
▶ 8c9b13 (1) No.19139
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FRESH GORDON(the one that isn't a NEET)
▶ 4e0a0c (1) No.19141
>>19138
That's kind of weird. You can make yourself cry?
▶ d5a1d2 (1) No.19142
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FRESH STEF
>True News
I'll never get over that title
▶ a9210f (1) No.19145
>>19144
But you know I don't like chinkies, lad. Why would I post chinkies?
▶ 8f383f (1) No.19146>>19147
>>19143
thinking of the future of germany smh
▶ 6187c0 (1) No.19147>>19149
>>19146
thinking of the future of any western Evropean country tbh
▶ 66d486 (1) No.19148
>>19123
>iktf when mum's not there for hugs anymore
▶ c31379 (1) No.19149
▶ fee3c0 (1) No.19150
>>19144
>wanting a chinky mummy
▶ e67f21 (1) No.19151>>19152
>>19135
background hurts my eyes and I can't see the chat, lad
▶ 868ca8 (1) No.19152
>>19151
I kno lad don't know how to make it so chat is a solid colour but there is a way
▶ eeb197 (1) No.19155>>19157
>>19154
wtf did I miss lol
▶ 546f22 (1) No.19156>>19171
>>19154
Top kek.
Why didn't he just raise Gordon properly smh?
▶ 95540e (1) No.19157>>19159
▶ 66ddc5 (1) No.19159
▶ 7ed742 (1) No.19160>>19165
▶ a9986b (1) No.19161>>19165 >>19176
*rides motorbike and neglects son*
▶ 8186c4 (1) No.19162>>19163 >>19164 >>19165 >>19167
My brother didnt show up for dinner today
mum says he can get the bus to work all next week
▶ f72924 (1) No.19163>>19168
>>19162
That's pretty bad of your brother. At least he sent a message he couldn't make it, right?
▶ 6e106d (1) No.19164>>19168
>>19162
her fault if she raised him so poorly that she didnt instill in him the parental bond that should exist
i hope he defoos you all
▶ 72f02d (1) No.19166
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FRESH VARG: Youtube is a sinking ship
▶ c77884 (1) No.19167
▶ 813b58 (1) No.19168>>19169
>>19163
he didnt even know it was mummy's day
>>19164
nah he's just a cunt tbh he won't defoo because he needs mummy more than she needs him
▶ 163b7a (1) No.19169>>19172
>>19168
I didn't either until a few days ago, lad. You should have reminded him smh
▶ 74e858 (1) No.19170>>19174
>>19134
I didn't cry either tbh when two grannies died and I didn't cry when I broke my arm as a little boy. I wonder what sort of trait that is, I'm also starting to doubt my autism diagnosis.
▶ 9cc5fc (1) No.19171>>19176
>>19156
There's something egotistical about Keith
▶ 13a588 (1) No.19172>>19174
>>19169
I'm just assuming he didnt know tbh he's such a selfish prick it wouldnt surprise me if he's just pretending to have forgotten.
▶ 63aa36 (1) No.19173>>19177
>>19165
>I love the smell of anything but my son in the morning
▶ 0f868d (1) No.19174>>19181
>>19170
have you considered becoming an elaborate serial killer?
>>19172
i concur with your assessment dr anon
▶ 08875a (1) No.19175
>>19154
He's just old Gordon
▶ ebc172 (1) No.19178>>19180
Oh God what the fuck
http://peatmore.com/
▶ 796f04 (1) No.19179>>19184
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Autism is inheritable, isn't it?
▶ 362066 (1) No.19181>>19184
>>19174
No, I haven't. I'm just pursing a ldr currently. Only 26 so I'm sure I'll have lots of other hobbies in the future.
▶ ee57c7 (1) No.19182>>19184
>>19180
It's Keith's book website.
▶ aee9b5 (1) No.19183>>19186 >>19190
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>Texas Man Records His Brother Being Arrested By Immigration Officers! "You Trump Supporters Happy?"
▶ 6488c4 (1) No.19184>>19192
>>19182
holy web 1.0 batman!
>>19179
this explains a lot tbh
>>19181
dude take a tefl course on a weekend. go live in the land of flip and try not to get too many stds.
▶ 552003 (1) No.19185>>19187 >>19188
Hail Herts lads and lass(es), how the heck is everyone?
▶ b726d5 (1) No.19186>>19189
>>19183
oh no i voted to get wogs out and wogs are getting took out smdh
▶ 6a75ac (1) No.19187>>19191
>>19185
Had a nice day, made mummy proud tbh. How are you, lad?
▶ 1c1eb0 (1) No.19188>>19193
▶ ddc284 (1) No.19189
>>19186
Funny, isn't it? He wouldn't be deported if he wasn't illegal, and it sounds like he had several years to become legal.
▶ 22efc4 (1) No.19191>>19194 >>19195
>>19187
I called my mum and we spent 45 minutes discussing redpill topics - best part is she initiated every part of the conversation
MIDDLE ENGLAND AWAKENS
Did you cook for your mum lad? iirc that was your plan.
▶ f7f25f (1) No.19192
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>>19184
>>19184
I don't think tefl will get me work in flipland, they're proud of their English proficiency and they're selling it like this.
I might move there to live this year. Going live in a small town and get killed probably. I'll live on about £6k for a year.
▶ dab324 (1) No.19193>>19196
>>19188
Not bad thanks lad, spent most of the day cleaning and polishing the fucktrucks. Did you drive today?
▶ 09bb45 (1) No.19194>>19197
>>19191
yeah I did lad. Cube steak and chips.
▶ dabe86 (1) No.19195>>19197
>>19191
Does she have a redpilled book club or something?
▶ d3e4f2 (1) No.19196>>19200
>>19193
damn lad sounds like a hell of a task. nah guess what he put it off till tomorrow again! he keeps saying I gotta wake up earlier and help him in the garden
▶ 4c3c97 (1) No.19197>>19198
>>19194
Nice work lad.
>>19195
She lives in a rural area so sort of - right wing WI meetings I assume?
▶ bc19ca (1) No.19198
>>19197
Sounds like a good local lass. Are Joe would be proud
▶ d6eecf (1) No.19199
DON'T PULL THE BULLIES OVER MY EYES!
*punches SA sorry accident in the head*
▶ 71912a (1) No.19200>>19204
>>19196
>Mammoth task
I didn't work very hard tbh, with frequent beer breaks at the pub up the road. Probably only 4 hours work if I worked like a Slav.
>Driving
Kek, fingers crossed for tomorrow then lad. Has he changed the deal to include gardening? Or was that always part of it?
▶ 98890b (1) No.19201
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>you will never suffer at this school
▶ 271a4a (1) No.19202>>19206 >>19207
▶ ef8f05 (1) No.19203>>19205
Think I''ve developed diabetes smh
▶ 86b633 (1) No.19204
>>19200
ah noice lad gotta reward yourself. yeah hopefully it will be tomorrow as long as I get up at a reasonable time….
▶ 6c2238 (1) No.19205>>19208
>>19203
Smh no more redbulls for you now lad.
▶ 23c040 (1) No.19206
>>19202
Why do people watch these obviously fake videos?
▶ ccb820 (1) No.19207
>>19202
kek
Those bloody northern European Iranian muslims smh
▶ b3158d (1) No.19208
>>19205
mummy keeps buying me sugary treats smh
>tfw now down to 9 stone 6 from 12 stone in a few months
▶ fbf7a2 (1) No.19209
green text and pic of lain https://cytu.be/r/newbrit
▶ de0a9d (1) No.19210
going to play wii with brother
▶ 9ba92d (1) No.19211
TANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ 25700b (1) No.19213>>19221
i want to fuck muslim girls
im torn between this and imperium
▶ 485518 (1) No.19214
*drinks special good boii juices*
sick kid laaaaaaaaaaaaaa
▶ 658c6f (1) No.19215>>19218
>tfw you want sweeties but it's sunday night and only the rubbish shops are open
▶ 8fee4e (1) No.19216>>19217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PXWQ0TKg7w
Skip a few minutes in.
Stefan is a narcissist.
▶ 5dcfc8 (1) No.19217
>>19216
I watched almost 20 minutes of that video. It was painful
▶ c0d1da (1) No.19218
>>19215
>even that five year old's malnourished BBC is bigger than my tiny white dick
How can puni wyte boiz complete!?
▶ a9756f (1) No.19219>>19222
Who /feelsick/ here?
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
▶ 278edc (1) No.19220>>19222
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▶ 2f3a1e (1) No.19221>>19223
>>19213
You probably just have a fetish for fake modesty lad.
▶ 60ae5c (1) No.19222>>19226
>>19219
>>19220
What's wrong, lad?
▶ 479337 (1) No.19223
>>19221
idk
post more examples so i can make my mind up
▶ 03ddc1 (1) No.19224>>19227 >>19237 >>19257
How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2 feet, by 3 feet, by 4 feet?
Lads, is that a good line for a dating site? I don't get it tbh.
▶ 42a10a (1) No.19225>>19228 >>19231
do you ever think about death
▶ 829f6d (1) No.19226>>19229
>>19222
I ate too many sweeties and drank too much cola now I feel sick in my tummy so i ate grapes and drank water now i feel still sick smh
▶ 65a0de (1) No.19227>>19231
>>19224
sounds fucking stupid lad but i don't use that shit
▶ 3c07fd (1) No.19228
>>19225
Almost everyone here has considered suicide, lad. I think it's pretty common for huwhite and East Asians tbh smh
▶ 578f08 (1) No.19229>>19230
>>19226
Oh. Well maybe you'll learn not to do it next time, right? heheheh
▶ 1ccce3 (1) No.19230>>19233
>>19229
Too right lamb
*does it again anyway until I get actual diabetes and lose limbs*
▶ efca18 (1) No.19231>>19239
>>19225
I think about the arrangements after it. I wonder what photo i'll have on my headstone.
>>19227
My one is ,Leap year wedding anniversary? no one steal it please.
▶ 6e787d (1) No.19232>>19234 >>19248
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>All the Chads in this motion picture who probably all want to take Laura for themselves
BACK OFF!
▶ a901d3 (1) No.19233
>>19230
Top kek. I know that feel, lad.
▶ 4736c8 (1) No.19234>>19241
>>19232
I'm sure they're all homos, lad. Don't worry
▶ 6fb4a6 (1) No.19235>>19240
still cant stop farting
fucking ice cream
▶ ecc4e2 (1) No.19236>>19238 >>19240
BACK LADS HAIL HERTZ
>>19122
lad i hadnt even thought of that
▶ 3fd2e1 (1) No.19237>>19248
>>19224
24ft3
3 cubic yards?
It's three yards or something I reckon - I have a free yard? *Brain melts*
I don't know lad, stick with straightforwardness tbh. Just lie about yourself so they like you without the chat up lines.
▶ b77169 (1) No.19238
▶ a16d1e (1) No.19239>>19248
>>19231
lad nobody is stealing that.
▶ 8edf94 (1) No.19240>>19243
>>19235
Lactose intolerant lad? Smh milk based bigotry is rampant these days
>>19236
Bonjour lad.
▶ 460d3f (1) No.19241>>19242 >>19244
>>19234
I hope so lad. I will beat them otherwise tbh even though i can't swim smh
▶ 4ea8ac (1) No.19242>>19244 >>19262
>>19241
>even though i can't swim smh
Lad…
▶ 88eadf (1) No.19243>>19246
>>19240
yeah
i can have a bit i think since i had a ice cream a day for several days and it was fine but i had four in one day and now i cant stop farting its recent too i used to be able to drink tons of milk no problem
▶ fbfce2 (1) No.19244>>19262
>>19242
>>19241
Only niggers can't swim lad - even boat-pakis and kayak-wogs manage it.
▶ c051ce (1) No.19245>>19249
Very early still but anyone want to make a thread with links? If not I'll just make a quick one once this one fills up
▶ b2c8b2 (1) No.19246
>>19243
There's tablets you can take that stop that tbh lad - search 'milk fart cure' on Bing.
▶ a35e92 (1) No.19247>>19249 >>19250 >>19252 >>19254
i'm away now lads night night
▶ ead350 (1) No.19248>>19251 >>19264
>>19232
She's a very creative waifu.
>>19237
Thanks, I didn't understand, is it cute or something? I always do that lad, I'm just nice.
to them
>>19239
>>19237
what's wrong with it?
▶ 6365bc (1) No.19249>>19254
>>19245
does anyone actually read those links though?
>>19247
good night lad
▶ a4c17c (1) No.19250
>>19247
night tell me what's wrong with it before you go please
▶ 22e95d (1) No.19251>>19253
>>19248
Lad your chat up lines are shite tbh
▶ bf6243 (1) No.19252
>>19247
Tarah for now lad.
▶ a45cee (1) No.19253>>19255 >>19256
▶ 7b7037 (1) No.19254
>>19249
>does anyone actually read those links though?
I don't know.
>>19247
night lad
▶ ebff62 (1) No.19255>>19260
>>19253
they're just really weird i dunno
▶ a4961b (1) No.19256>>19259 >>19260
>>19253
I don't understand it lad. How will a woman? At most just ask them a question about themselves
>I saw in your profile you went to Australia recently, what was the best bit?
My grandad told me only whores need chat up lines lad.
▶ 6374a3 (1) No.19257>>19258 >>19261
>>19224
A HOLE DOESN'T HAVE ANY DIRT
▶ 1eaecf (1) No.19258>>19261 >>19263
>>19257
it's a riddle lads come on
▶ 436194 (1) No.19259>>19266
>>19256
>My grandad told me only whores need chat up lines lad.
You're Grandad is right tbh
▶ da3aea (1) No.19260>>19263
>>19255
Hmm so they're not shit shit then? Just odd?
>>19256
I'm suggesting a marriage on a leap year day. then the anniversary is only once every 4 years. I thought english speakers would get it.
▶ a4c8b2 (1) No.19261
>>19257
>>19258
ah detective anprim on the case
▶ 553c72 (1) No.19262>>19263 >>19265
>>19244
>>19242
I can float but i don't go nowhere smh
What if i was just a little lamb scare of getting bullied by the other kids at the pool smh
▶ 91f22d (1) No.19263>>19267 >>19268
>>19258
An irrelevant riddle is now a chat up line… truly this is the future lads.
>>19260
That's just strange m88.
Send them a haiku or limerick lad, that's my trade secret
>>19262
But 90% of swimming IS floating lad? Just pretend to have an epileptic fit in a general direction, that should propel you.
▶ 5e12d2 (1) No.19264>>19270
Just did the dishes for mummy so that she won't have to do them when she comes back from the shop
Who /mischeviousgooddeeddoer/ here?
>>19248
She's perhaps my favourite waifu tbh
▶ c322a8 (1) No.19265>>19269
>>19262
What if a bully threw you into the sea, lad?
▶ fb8fe9 (1) No.19266>>19270
>>19259
Thanks lad, I'll tell him you agree with him.
▶ 1af165 (1) No.19267>>19273 >>19276
>>19263
tbh I can swim I'm just scared of going near the deep water smhalso i splash massively and everyone looks at me smh
▶ 4c248c (1) No.19268>>19271
>>19263
I think you're meant to message them an answer, and if you get it you'll have demonstrated your intelligence as a possible mate, or whatever
▶ 1adaed (1) No.19269>>19278
>>19265
I would screetch for mummy to come and beat him or get the coastguard tbh or maybe summon a dolphin with my neet powers and let it take me to atlantis where I can have a qt mermaid gf who hates pakis and plays draughts with me and let's me win even though she could beat me smh
▶ 7b5d39 (1) No.19270>>19281
>>19264
good lad
>>19266
Kek "hey Grandad one of my racist internet freinds says he agrees with you statements about pickup lines"
▶ cbd529 (1) No.19271>>19274
>>19268
but you'd just attract smug people?
▶ 232006 (1) No.19272>>19275 >>19279
i think ciri is the best waifu because she is the only one who would have pity sex with me
▶ 2f0cd3 (1) No.19273>>19277
>>19267
Are there no royal BumBum swimming instructors you could ask for help?>>19268
I can't see that working tbh. Not logical. Is it from a PUA?
▶ 053075 (1) No.19274
>>19271
maybe they like smug people?
▶ 6e3165 (1) No.19275>>19292
>>19272
lad i dont think she would have pity sex tbh
▶ 1e6a50 (1) No.19276>>19280 >>19283
>>19267
>tfw used to think my bath was a portal to the ocean and was afraid sharks or orcas would get me so I had to be quick when getting out
▶ 27e20c (1) No.19277
>>19273
I actually live literally across the road from a swimming pool smh
Mummy always tells me to go swimming tbh so I might get lessons seeing as I do seem well formed for the sport tbh and get to see girls in wet knickers
▶ 4d8326 (1) No.19278
>>19269
Dolphins are bullies, lad. My mummy showed me a video of them biting and playing with a fish just so it could fart some chemicals that they could sniff and get high on
▶ a23bdb (1) No.19279>>19292
>>19272
she's the best because the others are whores tbh
▶ f812d1 (1) No.19280>>19282 >>19283
>>19276
wew lad wtf I had this fear too kek
▶ 27528f (1) No.19281>>19284
>>19270
>Me: grandad one of my Internet racist friends agrees…
*Smack*
>Grandad: Stop dicking about on that damn newfangled internet and get me some more gin and 20 Gold Benson's you fucking little cunt
▶ d2d2f0 (1) No.19282>>19285
>>19280
Top kek. I was hoping for someone to know that feel. Do you know if you got it from somewhere? Maybe we saw the same thing? I can't recall
tfw I sometimes still get that feel
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▶ 92a809 (1) No.19284
>>19281
kek, your dad needs to take a chill pill man
▶ b19339 (1) No.19285>>19296
>>19282
I used to read illustrated books about sea monsters so i think that's where i got it. I would never even get in the bath if there were too many bubbles in case they were hiding but also had the feeling i was always being watched so kept enough bubbles to cover my willy
weird times tbh
▶ ffb6da (1) No.19286>>19287 >>19288 >>19290
One of the life guards at my local swimming pool is a ridiculously fat lass I don't know how she got the job.
▶ e7e18d (1) No.19287>>19304
>>19286
I heard swimming comes natural to whales lad
▶ ee90ad (1) No.19288>>19291 >>19304
>>19286
As someone who was a life guard, it's a glorified cleaner, and eye candy.
▶ 54f8ef (1) No.19289>>19293
>>19283
why would that make you syh, lad? smh
▶ 6313bf (1) No.19290
>>19286
probably deals with trespassers.
▶ 9eb2a8 (1) No.19291
>>19288
thought that said fat ass not lass
▶ ceb318 (1) No.19292>>19295 >>19304
>>19275
she would
did you read the books? shes incredibly nice and was about to have sex with a guy as he bled out and died but he died before she could get it in
she is very sexually experienced with another woman also
she would definitely have pity sex i am so hideously ugly and pathetic id just need one thing to make her like me like maybe i could get good at piano or something, purely just so shed have a reason to be around me
shed feel sorry for me trust me she would do it
>>19279
all women are whores ciri is not really an exception to this tbh
▶ a2bd99 (1) No.19293
>>19289
its so silly i just had to smh at you lads
▶ 8fe0f9 (1) No.19294
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*goes to Disneyland to compete in cheer competition*
▶ 25bbf4 (1) No.19295
>>19292
wew sounds like a bit of a harlot tbh
▶ d672ea (1) No.19296>>19302
>>19285
hmm, so nothing specific then. I recall listening to an audio book about the loch ness monster as a kid. Fucking terrified me. I forgot the name
▶ 5a692f (1) No.19297>>19299 >>19300
back lads hows it going need a new thread soon
▶ 577126 (1) No.19298>>19301
I know I might not be one to type but I was watching paedophile hunters and a lot of the nonces had really bad english spelling and punctuation even if they were brits or yanks. Why is that?
▶ b34277 (1) No.19299>>19303
▶ f8625c (1) No.19300>>19303
▶ 5473e6 (1) No.19301>>19305
>>19298
That's why they're paedophile hunters and not working a proper job lad
▶ 292b7f (1) No.19302
>>19296
The sea is a scary place smh it both attracted and repulsed me to the point i wanted to be a sailor on a big old wooden ship like Hornblower or something
>tfw first crush was Keira Knightly from Pirates of the Caribbean
▶ 622ca6 (1) No.19304>>19305 >>19308 >>19310
>>19287
bit obvious but I laughed anyway
>>19288
Did you not have to finish some kind of training to prove you can pull someone out if they were drowning?
>>19292
I thought you said you werent hideously ugly?
▶ edd8dd (1) No.19305
>>19301
yeah tbh
>>19303
Oh my! I didnt know we had a gentle Sir in our midst
>>19304
thought it was worth a go smh
▶ e1bfc2 (1) No.19306>>19307
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*lays claim to all these ladies*
We need a new Fred smh
▶ fdb7fd (1) No.19307
>>19306
make it lad im playing ds3 <3
▶ 5c1f25 (1) No.19308>>19311
>>19304
i was talking about how others would percieve me when walking around and just seeing me with clothes on and my face
as a whole i am hideous because of my disgusting body and horrible gyno tits but ppl cants ee those with clothes on
▶ 527044 (1) No.19310
>>19304
Yeah of course you have to do that, but a lot of pools are super underequipped and staffed, half of our equipment was broken when I was one. But there are tests you have to do regularly to pass as a lifeguard, which is a bit odd.
▶ c4018e (1) No.19311
>>19308
I'm sorry I asked to be honest thanks for replying to my tactless question.
▶ aa6ccb (1) No.19312>>19313 >>19315
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▶ a8b612 (1) No.19314
pick one quick before no posts left
▶ 6ab7fd (1) No.19315
>>19312
you're not wrong
>>19313
quick link it lad