d055d7 No.182549
first for please stop bullying me
758fce No.182553
63c491 No.182554
9a5c4e No.182555
Nth for shrop lad is top lad
549627 No.182556
>>182544
They just seem really pissy and up themselves as though any of it matters tbh, at least people can have fun here
63c491 No.182557
d055d7 No.182558
b8060d No.182561
We really should buy this for Herts
758fce No.182563
>>182561
get the DESIGNATED PAYPIG to buy it
d055d7 No.182564
>>182559
I wish I could be a deer.
b8060d No.182565
9a5c4e No.182567
>>182546
We can expect minimal resistance from the bloc, they're having internal struggles. 22st kicked Neo while she was down, which will depreciate the value of (yous) on both sides. Pembs isn't present to prop up either economy. Bloc will collapse.
>>182558
I make them hot
I make them shiver
I'm a sexy boy
549627 No.182568
>>182564
>I wish I could be a deer
Me too tbh
758fce No.182571
why did they have to be so seductive
9a5c4e No.182572
>>182569
while you're distracted, steals your coin purse
9a5c4e No.182573
>>182571
they really aren't tbh
63c491 No.182574
>>182567
Numerically we have the upper hand, and a stronger supply of (you)s, an embargo will be easy to maintain, should we commence the neobargo?
b8060d No.182575
Deers are not safe around me smh
63c491 No.182576
>>182575
Did you do it again?
b8060d No.182577
>>182576
keek
>tfw hunting deers with my car
9a5c4e No.182578
>>182574
The generals all agree, the time to strike is now or never. The special forces and spy agencies are also working on operation 'passive aggressive bullying through spoilers'. I'll call a press conference
549627 No.182579
>>182566
Never really understood how Jim is any different to Sarcuck etc
63c491 No.182581
>>182578
today the UNew council will release a statement declaring their embargo of the rogue state, Neo, and thus cut off their supply of (you)s from all member states
b8060d No.182582
758fce No.182583
>>182573
You just don't know yet
63c491 No.182585
>>182579
Says the n word occasionally?
221bcb No.182586
>>182582
no tbh
>>182584
goodnight lass
b8060d No.182587
>>182580
>accidentally hurting people I love
yeah, that sounds like me this pic turned out so fucking creepy
>>182579
Jim is a nihilist but he can be entertaining to me.
>>182584
ahhhhhhhhhh lasssss nooo you can't end on that ahhhhhhhhhhh goodnight
b8060d No.182588
>>182582
forgot to attach pic smh
>>182586
me neither, lass. Don't tell them this is a shoop
63c491 No.182589
>>182588
Is that just blue from the computer's reflection?
9a5c4e No.182591
<UNEW COUNCIL PRESS CONFERENCE>
The rogue state of Neo has gone too far with their crims against sexuality and violations of the anti-gayist conventions 2017. They have disregarded all previous UNew sanctions and show no signs of slowing their roll. The UNew has now found itself in a position where it is FORCED to take harder action against the state. The UNew council members will be place an embargo the the state until a time at which the UNew council sees fit
63c491 No.182592
>>182591
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE UNEW COUNCIL
b8060d No.182593
>>182589
No, my eyes glow, lad
9a5c4e No.182594
>>182583
Well it's certainly true that I don't understand
>>182593
Looks like everyone's posting their eyes today. smh lad are those green
221bcb No.182596
>>182588
no way
colours other than blue can look nice lad
b8060d No.182600
>>182594
>Looks like everyone's posting their eyes today. smh lad are those green
Yeah. Kek. I thought I had blue eyes until a few months ago when I checked their colour with photoshop. t-they are blue when they get blue light on them
>>182596
Yeah, lass. It just makes sense I have green eyes and strands of golden reddish hair in my beard. A true Celto-Aryan
>>182598
what?
>>182599
tbh lass
>no skin like marble and purple eyes
9a5c4e No.182601
>>182599
>yfw globalisation will kill all of the rare eye mutations
>>182597
>pretty
smh lad no more than any other hwhite woman I'd happily go for
>in my head all day
I'd like to see her try
9a5c4e No.182602
>>182600
Well they're not brown so you're at least not swarthy in that respect. Congratulations brvther
it's not quite STARLIGHT GREY LIKE MINE I push this whenever I can but everyone always pulls me back down to earn and tells me they're light blue :'(
b8060d No.182603
>>182602
keek look at this blue-eye
b8060d No.182604
smh I didn't mean to bully him to death
758fce No.182605
b8060d No.182606
98865b No.182607
549627 No.182609
>>182605
Nighty night chinkyflag lad
63c491 No.182610
98865b No.182611
>>182610
if we put mens brains into the brains of women we wouldn't be lonely, lad
b8060d No.182612
>>182611
>tfw woman brain in a man's body but I still feel lonely
63c491 No.182613
>>182611
No we'd just be slightly gay worse than being lonely tbh
98865b No.182615
Any girls on this board? What's up baby xx
b8060d No.182616
>>182613
somebody to hug would be nice tbh no homo
8586f8 No.182617
>the sheer volume of shitposting I have to wade through
>"I'll just have a quick look at the thread before I go to bed"
night lads
also stop being tremendous faggots
>>182210
>>182339
I told you all my auntie and uncle were coming around aahhh I've been with them and down the pub
>>182327
99% are drawn by homo fag leftist scums guaranteed, or retarded new agers
the real gods would be much more hardcore tbh
b8060d No.182619
>>182617
>coming back just as I post homoism
for fuck's sake lad
8586f8 No.182620
>>182619
*adds to the evidence pile*
you'd better stop lad our the UNew sanctions will be applied to you too, even if OC smuggling circumvents it somewhat
b8060d No.182621
At least I have biggus blaccus cattus
b8060d No.182622
>>182620
No (You)s no posts
98865b No.182623
>have a wank
>still lonely
ive entered the abyss lads
758fce No.182624
98865b No.182625
>>182624
i only did yesterday smh, still lonely though, usually you get that nice after wank high where you stop caring
98865b No.182626
b8060d No.182628
got to keep the escapism up to keep the loneliness away. I hope my internet never dies again
549627 No.182629
>>182626
Heed his advice lad
221bcb No.182630
98865b No.182631
Why does having friends not help with loneliness?
Yes they all love rick and morty and i don't enjoy hanging out with them, but i thought it helped, smh.
b8060d No.182632
>>182627
kek. Is that an edit?
63c491 No.182633
>>182618
>tfw no love interest whom no one else in the world looks like
>"Well, how beautiful you are! You remind me of a tango I listened to in a Buenos Aires club many years ago."
<"Perhaps you were accompanied by someone who looked like me?"
>"No, I've always wanted to meet you, because there's nobody else in the world who looks like you."
b8060d No.182634
>>182631
tbh I just started feeling more lonely around them tbh. IF you can't "be urself" are they really your truefriends? smh makes u thinc
9a5c4e No.182635
>>182631
because loneliness is a personal issue. a woman wouldn't help either
221bcb No.182636
>>182632
it actually isn't lol
b8060d No.182637
>>182636
Nice, so they used art they found on the internet? keek.
98865b No.182638
>>182634
>>182635
I feel so lonely that I hate people in happy healthy relationships, they just remind me of what I can't have. I both loath and envy them. For years everytime I've seen happy couples in public especially around my age I've felt like a stake has gone through my stomach.
b8060d No.182639
>>182635
tbh. It must be horrible to be alone with my brother's gf unless they have some weird bond I don't see smh
b8060d No.182641
>>182640
Nibelungen is such a cool word
549627 No.182642
>found my old leather motorcycle jacket
>put it on
>still fits, looks pretty nice
>mfw the noise
wew, now I remember why I stopped wearing it
b8060d No.182644
>>182638
Don't let it devour you lass. Don't know how though as I feel the same way smh. All you can do is try and improve yourself and seek what you want smh. I guess I feel a bit better about it now that I have kind of put out the search until later to when I have improved.
b8060d No.182645
>>182642
keek what does it sound like
63c491 No.182646
>>182642
Squeek squeek squeek
98865b No.182648
>>182647
would force myself on her
549627 No.182649
9a5c4e No.182650
>>182638
that's because you've heavily bought into the meme that a woman will complete you. This however is not the case, all humans are born complete and you need a personal journey to realise that. A gf would take you further away from feeling genuinely 'not lonly'
>>182639
kek lad cheeky af. prolly true from what I've seen you post about them though. This is why co-dependent relationships are insidious smh
76c2e6 No.182651
>>182648
>not consensual sex
smh she's so nice
b8060d No.182652
>tfw no big bed of anti-loneliness
98865b No.182653
>>182650
>that's because you've heavily bought into the meme that a woman will complete you. This however is not the case, all humans are born complete and you need a personal journey to realise that. A gf would take you further away from feeling genuinely 'not lonly'
it's not the woman it's the validation smh
76c2e6 No.182654
>>182653
You shouldn't get your validation from others tbh
9a5c4e No.182655
>>182653
which essentially highlights my point
b8060d No.182657
>tfw you're the only one that doesn't get a little spoon
549627 No.182658
>>182657
Why is there no comfy hound asleep on the bed?
9a5c4e No.182659
>>182657
>:(
>>182658
hounds are for outside
76c2e6 No.182660
LARPers, everywhere I look…
9a5c4e No.182662
>>182660
its the future lad
76c2e6 No.182663
>>182662
Yeah I don't whether to give up hope or go out fighting tbh
76c2e6 No.182664
9a5c4e No.182665
>>182663
third option:
become a celebrity
549627 No.182667
>>182659
only if you're gay and don't live in a comfy roundhouse
>>182666
That is one hefty hound lad
76c2e6 No.182668
>>182665
that's included in option 2 tbh
9a5c4e No.182670
>>182667
they eat their own shit and you want it sharing your bed space, taking up room and thinking it's the boss? Nigga should be outside spooking teenagers
>>182668
smh lad just give up. removes competition for me tbh
b8060d No.182671
>>182667
>only if you're gay and don't live in a comfy roundhouse
76c2e6 No.182672
>>182670
I can't give up while hope remains though smh
549627 No.182673
>>182670
>they eat their own shit and you want it sharing your bed space, taking up room and thinking it's the boss
Or you can train it to keep its mouth to itself and keep it's ego in check
76c2e6 No.182674
A man who unironically signs off on a message using 'x' for a kiss is no man tbh
9a5c4e No.182675
>>182672
Well I guess we answered that question
>>182673
still not a fan tbh
9a5c4e No.182676
b8060d No.182677
>>182674
>tfw used to pretend I was a girl in WoW and used to add a lot of emojis to every sentence
smh
9a5c4e No.182680
b8060d No.182681
>>182679
I did it because people are nicer to girls smh
9a5c4e No.182682
kek looks like I'm getting a little TOO tired
night night lads
b8060d No.182683
people would protect me because I was a girl and expect less of me smh
76c2e6 No.182684
>>182681
yeah
beta orbiters smh
>>182682
night lad
b8060d No.182685
549627 No.182686
>squirrel getting roasted on /brit/ again
keeeek they really don't like you
b8060d No.182687
>>182686
Who are you, lad?
76c2e6 No.182688
>>182686
They unironically believe I'm a tranny or some shit, they're so fucking autistic
>come into thread and post decent contributions
>HURR DURR BAN HERTSPOSTERS
>blame me for shitting up the thread
b8060d No.182689
>>182688
Keek lad they're obviously doing thing that gets under your skin
549627 No.182690
>>182687
A lurker currently, for the last few months, I just feel that the board has lost its joy and people take things too seriously
b8060d No.182691
>>182690
Which board, lad? Also just confused since you used Sussex which another of our posters used to have but he's notusing it anymore so it's ok tbh
549627 No.182692
>>182691
I'm talking about /brit/, never used a flag there. On here I've said before once that I'm from Seaford.
76c2e6 No.182693
>>182689
>doing thing that gets under your skin
No lad, it's not that or anything, I simply don't see why a bunch of autists who take memes so seriously that they unironically think I'm a tranny think they can use that to ban me every time I show up, and even when I'm not there. It's actually killing /brit/ yet it's blamed on me.
>>182690
I agree tbh, it was actually not so bad back in the early summer but they've really stepped up the autism now
b8060d No.182694
>>182693
Didn't you just recently say they had kind of forgiven you or whatever and DON'T believe the memmies?
549627 No.182695
Et tu, 22st? I thought you and squirrel were bestest m8es
>>182694
it's this small group of newfags who just go on about Herts posters endlessly for no reason other than one time they saw a meme that they didn't quite get but alot of other people were saying
76c2e6 No.182696
>>182694
No, when did I say that?
Helmer said I could go back a while ago and for a while it was ok but this hertsposters meme has really taken control now for no apparent reason
also thanks for siding with the autists and labeling me an autist for simply not wanting to rounded on by faggots every time I post there
76c2e6 No.182697
>>182695
tbh it is interesting that I've gone from being tranny lover to a tranny myself, in their eyes. I wonder how that works
b8060d No.182698
>>182695
>Et tu, 22st? I thought you and squirrel were bestest m8es
I like bullying him
>it's this small group of newfags who just go on about Herts posters endlessly for no reason other than one time they saw a meme that they didn't quite get but alot of other people were saying
I think I know who one or two of those people are top kek I guess they found a way to shitpost
>>182696
>No, when did I say that?
not too many days ago
>also thanks for siding with the autists and labeling me an autist for simply not wanting to rounded on by faggots every time I post there
no problem, lad. I'm a traitor
76c2e6 No.182699
>>182698
>not too many days ago
I'm sure I never said that lad. Or maybe you misunderstood me
>I'm a traitor
smh lad I have to execute you now
b8060d No.182700
>>182699
No lad don't don't give me my rightful punishment
>Or maybe you misunderstood me
probably
76c2e6 No.182701
tbh the mods have their flaws but thank God they're not beholden to those autistic newfags tbh
>>182700
It's too late lad we're living in Hell tbh
b8060d No.182702
>>182701
>tbh the mods have their flaws but thank God they're not beholden to those autistic newfags tbh
tbh have to give Helmer props for having a keen eye. It's obvious a lot of times people are trying to pull shit against us.
549627 No.182703
What even is the story of your name squirrel? I wasn't around for a while and then suddenly you were a thing
b8060d No.182704
>>182703
he ERP'd with a tranny on here while he was in his squirrel fursona, then he forgot to take his trip off and he was revealed to be a furry homo for everyone to see
76c2e6 No.182705
>>182702
Yeah Helmers is the best mod, he seems better now, I thought he would turn to the dark side briefly
>>182703
I hate that name tbh, the long and short of it is that I was nice to a tranny on /nbp/ (/politics/) while shitposting and Monarch capped it and 'exposed' it as me. But almost every poster from then doesn't mention it because it was shitposting, we had a laugh and bully about it and that was it. But some autists from the start took it seriously and wouldn't let it go. It's been getting worse recently after it died down a little over the summer. cause I didn't go to /brit/ for about 4 months after it happened.
76c2e6 No.182706
>>182703
When did you take your break? Would explain a lot tbh
549627 No.182707
>>182705
>>182704
Hmm I see
>>182706
Around September 2016 - July 2017 I would only be on once or twice a week
549627 No.182708
76c2e6 No.182709
>>182707
ah so you missed my entire existence on /brit/ pre-exodus, smh
/brit/ was comfy in its early days tbh despite or perhaps because of the Bongo Bongo Land drama. It gradually got worse from the new year onwards and I think things really dropped off around March/April when the board lost its fun element, became really slow, and began to populated by newfags who took everything too seriously. It's a shame tbh.
76c2e6 No.182710
>>182708
night lad, sleep well tbh
b8060d No.182711
76c2e6 No.182712
>>182711
night tbh I'm off too
33bbf3 No.182713
>>182711
Hey, sissy. Did you message any of those /cuteboys/ yet?
b8060d No.182714
b8060d No.182715
>>182713
Sissy? that's gay language, lad. You some kind of gay?
33bbf3 No.182716
>>182715
Just post a pic of your tummy, no homo.
b8060d No.182717
>>182716
I knew you came from /cuteboys/ smh
33bbf3 No.182718
>>182717
how could you tell?
33bbf3 No.182719
>does he realize I'm not serious
b8060d No.182720
>>182718
ngl I'm pretty smart tbh. It's okay though, this is a safe space
33bbf3 No.182721
>>182720
You've been cohered into a faulty belief
b8060d No.182722
>>182721
Nah it's obvious you just regretted telling the truth. Don't worry, people don't really read through the thread in the morning anyway.
33bbf3 No.182723
>>182722
Dubs don't lie, I guess I'm gay now.
b8060d No.182724
>>182723
what you up to gaiboi?
33bbf3 No.182725
>>182724
I got off from wagekekking, so now I'm going to watch anime, I guess.
63c491 No.182726
>tfw can't sleep
No sleep was easier when I didn't need to drive to college
b8060d No.182727
>>182725
which animu?
>>182726
not good idea to drive while sleep-deprived, lad
33bbf3 No.182728
>>182727
Kyou Kara Ore Wa!!, I haven't started it yet.
63c491 No.182729
63c491 No.182730
>>182729
i should know because its mine
33bbf3 No.182731
>>182729
You said you don't watch anime I think
b8060d No.182732
>>182729
and this is how I know it is shit without even looking it up
b8060d No.182733
>when the only thing that makes an anime good is the fact that it was made before you were born
63c491 No.182734
>>182732
Good, I don't want you watching our stuff so we can chat about it and you'll be left out
63c491 No.182735
>>182731
I'm pretty sure I recommended it last time we spoke about anime
63c491 No.182736
b8060d No.182737
>>182734
>>182736
forgive me, lad. I'm not even a good bully
33bbf3 No.182738
>>182735
Yeah, I don't remember. It was a bukkake of text I didn't want to read.
63c491 No.182739
>>182738
Well it's good but each episode is long as fuck so get to watching it
33bbf3 No.182740
>>182739
I hope I don't get really far into it and realize I don't like it, but decide to watch more since I had already sunk enough time into it I might as well see what's nextLike I did with Bleach****
63c491 No.182741
>>182740
each episode is nearly an hour long you'll know half way though that
33bbf3 No.182742
>>182741
and if I like it I can watch lotslike if I were to likebleachthere would be tons of episodes I liketoo bad it's shit thoughlol, fuck Bleach
b8060d No.182745
>>182744
that your fetish, lad?
33bbf3 No.182746
>>182745
No, it was just something that stood out to me on /x/
63c491 No.182748
98865b No.182749
>>182748
Good morning, lad.
98865b No.182750
Another day of getting intermittent sleep and waking up with a mouth full of dust. I hoover and dust but this shit never ends, smh. The fucks wrong with this house tbh.
26d826 No.182752
98865b No.182753
>>182752
Morning lad.
Give me the courage to go to the gym through all my fucking anxiety tbh, lad.
98865b No.182754
Found this post extremely funny tbh.
98865b No.182755
Can't believe this is the daughter of Himmler, that's quite impressive to have lived that long. Literally raised by the head of the SS and still alive in 2017, damn.
26d826 No.182756
>>182753
Sure lad, just keep in mind that everyone will be focusing on their own stuff, the only time they'll bother you is if your form is bad
98865b No.182758
>Indians went from this to pooing in loos
26d826 No.182759
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8586f8 No.182763
morning tbh
>>182755
fucking lugenpresse
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how dare they call HER a NEO-NAZI she's probably the only actual nazi left SMH SMH
>>182758
based multicultural empire letting the dravidians breed the aryans into oblivion
a7224e No.182764
Lads rec me good cheap keyboard, mouse, and headset pls
8586f8 No.182765
>>182764
whatever chinese shit argos is selling tbh
I've been using the same keyboard, mouse and mic for half a decade or more
98865b No.182766
>>182764
i btfo my mates with a shit 5-10 quid logitech mouse, while they bind everything to their razer piece of shit and do nothing
>mfw they say "I couldn't attack because i couldn't reach the mouse button."
>i just keep my pinky and thumb on my hotkeys at all times
d055d7 No.182767
>>182743
Don't tell anyone but I find that extremely cute.
>>182758
I thought most of the great buildings in India were built by Persians commissioned by whichever Indian
emperor was in charge at the time.
98865b No.182768
hate people in happy relationships lads
26d826 No.182769
98865b No.182770
>>182769
they remind me of what i don't have and make me jealous and angery
a7224e No.182771
98865b No.182772
>>182771
hope you're not in one lad, don't betray me ree
a7224e No.182773
>>182772
>me
>happy relationship
Pick one
26d826 No.182774
Holy shit Herts was right, /pol/ really has gone down the shitter
98865b No.182775
give me power
i will crush the happiness out of all those people and they'll learn what life is
>>182774
8chan or 4chan? 8chan is pretty terrible, 4chan has some good generals like /sg/
26d826 No.182776
>>182775
8chan, don't really go on 4chan but I've heard it's been down the shitter for a long time,
98865b No.182777
>>182776
Ah alright lad. Yeah it's bizzare, almost like the people there are mentally ill.
26d826 No.182778
>>182777
I know, I'd noticed it becoming worse but now it's almost intolerable, just hoping there's another chan we can migrate to tbh
98865b No.182779
feeling a bit mentally unstable lads
26d826 No.182780
>>182779
Did you end up going to the gym? Exercising really helps with shit like this
98865b No.182781
>>182780
spent hours hyping myself up to go the gym and overcome the anxiety then couldn't find any of my gym clothes which made me really mad and go into a rage and i then trashed my room looking for them and still couldn't find them anywhere
98865b No.182782
might go for a run actually instead
98865b No.182784
98865b No.182785
I am extremely satisfied that the Kurds are being crushed.
d055d7 No.182787
What is this hooktube meme
Post last edited at
98865b No.182788
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I love this movie so much.
>182787
Don't know.
>182786
I hope Trump can ignore all the lobbying and just stay out of this conflict.
3cd769 No.182789
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d055d7 No.182792
It's getting really dark again, almost like dusk smh.
98865b No.182793
sometimes it feels good to shout at the top of your lungs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEWwZNUafKo
>>182791
>>182791
I have lots of money why wouldn't i be okay lad
>182792
It's really sunny here. What's up with you?
3cd769 No.182794
>>182793
Money can't make you ok all the time lad, we all need more than money to survive.
26d826 No.182795
98865b No.182796
>>182794
>>182794
>Money can't make you ok all the time lad, we all need more than money to survive.
It's true lad. You need to be swole as well.
3cd769 No.182797
>>182796
Of course lad, nothing better than swole money
3cd769 No.182798
>>182793
*zoom and enhance upon road sign*
DOXXED
98865b No.182799
>>182798
*waits in dressing gown on sofa*
come in my boy…
3cd769 No.182800
>>182799
Never mind wrong address
d055d7 No.182802
>>182801
Do you dance along with it?
98865b No.182803
>Transport for London (TfL) and London’s police are teaming up to encourage people to report “perceived” so-called “hate crimes”, specifically targeting Muslims by going into mosques.
I feel so much safer. I'd like to report a hate crime, being disenfranchised in my own country and my culture being eroded.
>>182802
I dance along to all my music if I can. I love running to anime music as well, always keeps you going when you're out of breath.
Can't go wrong with a bit of the ol' 'core.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WNr7mP8OT8
b8060d No.182805
>>182748
I turned myself into a furry, Anprim. I'M FURRRRYYYYY 22ST
b8060d No.182807
>>182767
>spoiler
It is tbh but apparently the artist is a big homo smh
b8060d No.182808
*reacts to watching two girls one cup the way he thinks normal people would*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBJdzK-FiWU#t=51m57s
d055d7 No.182809
>>182807
I guess nobody's perfect smh Thanks for not calling me a furry.
b8060d No.182810
>>182809
smh we've been adoring are deerboy for a long time.
you okay lass? *tries to understand understand how you feel*
d055d7 No.182812
>>182810
I'm good now lad, thank you. The pinky wojak is very unsettling btw.
b8060d No.182814
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182811
top kek. I love his facial expressions when trying to be human. No wonder he became a lolcow
>mfw pizza boxes
b8060d No.182815
>>182812
That's good, lass
>The pinky wojak is very unsettling btw.
Yeah. Wew
8586f8 No.182817
DON'T
talk to me about pizza boxes
>mfw become a monster
3cd769 No.182818
>>182805
Gosh I hate women
98865b No.182819
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LaHNzLSghG
did a guitar xx
>>182808
Can't watch past his weird "let.. the horror show… begin." remarks tbh, he creeps me out.
>>182804
What's up it's just happy music lad.
>>182817
Gordon is quite tall and hefty. He picked up his dad and carried him outside. He could do some real damage one day.
98865b No.182820
Keep hearing loud beeping noises.
b8060d No.182821
>>182817
>tfw he mentions pizza boxes again but you realise you're bigger than he is now
98865b No.182823
>>182821
>>182822
We need a neoclassical statue of pic related in front of Parliament tbh.
98865b No.182824
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
d055d7 No.182826
>>182815
I definitely prefer Pinky pepes.
>>182823
Roooooo it's still just as disgusting as the first time I saw that.
98865b No.182827
>>182826
>Roooooo it's still just as disgusting as the first time I saw that.
Jealous? Imagine if we got him on HRT he'd be 'THICC.
b8060d No.182828
>>182819
>Can't watch past his weird "let.. the horror show… begin." remarks tbh, he creeps me out.
He's fascinating tbh but creepy, he keeps dehumanising his dad. A murder will take place soon
>did a guitar xx
Is that guitar hero or something
>>182818
me2, lad, me2
>>182822
He makes me think of an alien and that fat floating lad from that sand worm film
>>182823
One day we will build statues to heroes again tbh
>>182825
top fucking keek.
*tries to walk past his room without making a sound in fear that your own son will pick you up and throw you out again*
b8060d No.182829
>>182827
>giving her (You)s
9fe97b No.182830
If writing a story, what sound should a drum make? A drum banged on by an Orc for example. And how do I write it? In italics? Or with *these things*?
3cd769 No.182831
>>182827
YOU BROKE THE EMBARGO
98865b No.182832
>>182828
>Is that guitar hero or something
No it's me with the worst am pin the world hehe.
>he keeps dehumanising his dad. A murder will take place soon
Poor keith, it will not be surprising though.
>One day we will build statues to heroes again tbh
build one of me tbh
>>182830
DRUM, DRUM, DRUM, DRUMMING IN THE DEEP
b8060d No.182834
>>182830
I think you're allowed to write it exactly how you want it to sound yourself, so whatever you find most fitting.
d055d7 No.182835
>>182827
Nobody could ever be jealous of Gordo.
9fe97b No.182836
i heard going on hrt makes you feel wonderful and cures depression
ive always had curvy girly hips and a feminine face too and maybe my gyno is a sign? iva slo been told by a dentist before that i have female gums (apparently its a bit different for men vs women how their gum is shaped)
should become a tranny? if i become even remotely passable i could make porn too and live an easy life
98865b No.182837
>>182836
startling insight into how every autogenyphilic tranny feels and their post hoc rationalisations of how they were always feminine and can't be a man
b8060d No.182838
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182832
>this is where he's put his head through the wall
also keep I think I have the same or similar dumbbells to you.
I forget if we have anyone else that plays but Pembs plays guitar too.
b8060d No.182839
>>182836
yeah, lad. You already have the tits. You should do it for science.
8586f8 No.182840
>>182838
newbrit band when tbh
*farts through didgeridoo*
b8060d No.182841
Maybe then you will finally actually kill yourself
b8060d No.182842
sorry lad that was cruel and unfunny
b8060d No.182844
8586f8 No.182845
>>182842
it was pretty funny tbh
b8060d No.182846
>>182845
Thanks, lad. It was just a joke after all
26d826 No.182847
>>182836
Do it faggot, maybe then you'll finally kill yourself
26d826 No.182848
>>182841
Kek beat me to it
b8060d No.182849
9fe97b No.182851
>google hrt
>see how much hassle it is and that ill have to go to the doctors a lot
fuck that tbh
>tfw will never get to be sexy like bailey jay and live life on easy mode
8586f8 No.182852
ban him for being a supergayist already
3cd769 No.182853
>>182836
The dangers of depression
26d826 No.182854
>>182849
AHHH YOU BASTARD
>>182851
Lel knew you wouldn't do it
3cd769 No.182855
>>182851
>bailey jay
MODS MODS MODS
d055d7 No.182856
>>182851
Wew you don't have the guts.
9fe97b No.182857
>>182855
bailey jay is objectively sexy though
8586f8 No.182858
>>182855
GRAB YOUR TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS
98865b No.182860
remember you need facial feminisation surgery too lad :^ )
>>182838
>this is where he's put his head through the wall
>not having huge holes in your walls with metal spikes and half hammered nails that stick out and you catch yourself on constantly
LOVE
I
F
E
>>182839
don't
>>182840
>newbrit band when tbh
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMLtMxO6L1
i can just ad lib random entry level shite
3cd769 No.182861
>>182860
Can I be nipponese vocalist
t. Has vocaroos of the newbrit theme tune at home
98865b No.182863
>>182862
nothing wrong with a cheeky bum lad
*slides between your legs like mini me then thrusts upwards turning you into my bumslave*
d055d7 No.182866
>>182862
I'm so used to 22st's naked pepes having benises that they look odd without them smh.
>>182864
Lad are you in our Bongo Bongo Land?
98865b No.182868
>>182865
It was only a joke smh
>>182867
never held anyones hand boy or girl so don't really know about sexuality tbh lad
d055d7 No.182869
>>182868
Have you tried holding your own hand in front of the mirror?
98865b No.182870
should i use vocaroo to respond to every post? y/n
>>182869
https://vocaroo.com/i/s090OaLbLofy
9fe97b No.182871
>>182866
>lad
that is offensive i am a woman now
do you mean Bongo Bongo Land? i left it when i stopped posting the first time
8586f8 No.182872
>>182868
that's a bit sad tbh even I've done better
3cd769 No.182873
9fe97b No.182875
scully is ok with my transition and will still be my waifu
3cd769 No.182876
>>182870
*harvests data for Gaelic computer HQ*
8586f8 No.182877
>>182874
lad that's vile
dated a girl who looked nice but the first time she took her shirt off she was hairy as a gorilla tbh
d055d7 No.182878
>>182871
S-sorry lass.
You should rejoin so you can stay in touch with all of us if the site goes down. We're your support group after all.
b8060d No.182879
b8060d No.182880
>>182877
>lad that's vile
>dated a girl who looked nice but the first time she took her shirt off she was hairy as a gorilla tbh
keek. Sounds like my cousin smh. SHAVE THAT STACHE ROOOOOOOOOOOO
b8060d No.182881
oh yeah apparently my brother is having another kid
8586f8 No.182882
>>182881
based tbh unless he's a racemixer
>>182880
SWARTHY
WELSH
b8060d No.182883
>>182882
just a single mummy mixer tbh.
She is actually kind of swarthy smh. Meanwhile her sister is fair.
9fe97b No.182884
>>182878
youre right
link me to it i dont know it
d055d7 No.182885
>>182870
Wew I'll die of laughter if I have to listen to your camp yorkshire accent every post.
>>182881
Eventually they'll have enough child support to become self sufficient and live the NEET dream.
d055d7 No.182886
>>182884
I'm not sure how linking works, 22st should be able to help though.
b8060d No.182887
>>182884
m'lady
What is your Bongo Bongo Land?
d055d7 No.182888
98865b No.182889
Just got two massive packages, wonder what they are. Also it was a pakistani delivery guy this time and the doggy barked at him again. Smh, my dogs black himself.
>>182874
that's terrible
>>182872
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDsLdtxBXv
>>182876
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QHVP4D6ZBy
>>182879
screw you lad you just want to pretend everyone is a girl smh
>>182885
>Wew I'll die of laughter if I have to listen to your camp yorkshire accent every post.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0bJWf4lA99D
b8060d No.182890
>>182889
>screw you lad you just want to pretend everyone is a girl smh
No I'm just uncomfortable listening to people speak
b8060d No.182891
also you sound like a girl anyway tbh
98865b No.182892
>>182891
you can't help how you sound, lad, you should be accepting of people
3cd769 No.182893
>>182889
Nearly made me choke in class kek
9fe97b No.182894
98865b No.182896
b8060d No.182897
>>182894
I can't find you. What's your code?
8586f8 No.182898
>big fat fly in the pate, fly eggs all over it
>nobody but the gayist mods will see my ebin reporting
>I will never listen to west riding's vocaroos
3cd769 No.182899
>>182889
Where is this source of money hmmmmmmmm
d055d7 No.182900
*quietly oppresses the board*
>>182889
You remind me of one of my friends from Hull, he's quite camp too.
b8060d No.182903
>>182900
woah so that's why I didn't see it
b8060d No.182904
>>182902
ngl I love that comic ahhh I miss based NA
8586f8 No.182905
>182900
>gmt-1
FOREIGNER CONFIRMED
3cd769 No.182906
>>182901
That's a very convoluted joke image
98865b No.182907
>>182900
>You remind me of one of my friends from Hull, he's quite camp too.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s12RjMpHeEi5
b8060d No.182908
d055d7 No.182909
>>182905
W-wait where is that showing up
8586f8 No.182910
*eats a whole bar of choccy*
it's ok lads I'm on a diet
b8060d No.182911
>>182910
Nah lad just start your diet tomorrow
*wakes up the next day and puts it off for another day*
b8060d No.182913
>>182905
She's an American living in Europe somewhere?
b8060d No.182914
>>182912
>math
foreigner spotted smh
98865b No.182915
549627 No.182916
8586f8 No.182917
>>182911
it's fancy cadburys too
"jelly popping candy"
98865b No.182918
>>182916
2+2 is 4, minus 1 thats 3 quick maths,
you bein racist boi?
b8060d No.182919
>>182917
don't 22
>he's fat
lad…
You're Pembs in this image
8586f8 No.182920
>>182919
*uses your own OC against you*
8586f8 No.182922
b8060d No.182923
>>182920
ahhh that's just the average skinhead
3cd769 No.182925
NEO WHY DID I YOU DELETE THAT CAP
3cd769 No.182926
8586f8 No.182927
>>182925
which one? I can recap it
98865b No.182928
https://vocaroo.com/i/s114ru1ylS2w
I also have a beaten up and broken one string guitar that all the tuning pegs have fallen off
>>182924
>klukka mín svikaði mig.
>5'10 despite diet of soy and cum
>scandinavian
All makes sense now.
3cd769 No.182930
>>182927
The time zone one that you were talkin about
3cd769 No.182932
>>182929
It is an hour behind
How strange.
3cd769 No.182933
b8060d No.182934
>>182920
A more accurate depiction of me tbh
>>182924
what language is that?
98865b No.182935
It's time for another go.
I get dibs on the cutest women.
d055d7 No.182936
>>182931
This is proof of nothing.
>>182935
STOP
b8060d No.182937
>>182935
>I get dibs on the cutest women.
luckily this is not how it works or else the genes of whoever calls dibs first gets passed rather than the ones most worthy smh like me
b8060d No.182938
tbh I can change the time zone on my computer I am sure Neo just did that for some reason tbh
98865b No.182939
>>182936
undirbúa sig til að þola meðgöngu
98865b No.182940
Wow that language looks and sounds like ass.
b8060d No.182941
>>182939
>prepare to tolerate pregnancy
keek
b8060d No.182942
>>182940
I don't think the google robot does it justice keek
26d826 No.182943
>>182924
That's a cute Valkyrie lass
9fe97b No.182945
how do i get added to the Bongo Bongo Land my name is waifuposter and a number next to myu name is #3001 if that means anything
does anyone know anything about boats?
d055d7 No.182946
>>182939
Vinsamlegast vertu í burtu.
>>182938
Yeah I did it because uh I don't know lad give me a better excuse please.
b8060d No.182947
>>182944
that's probably better. Nice
b8060d No.182948
>>182946
You're also on another board where you pretend to be native German or something?
d055d7 No.182949
>>182948
I would use GMT+1 if I wanted to be German smh.
b8060d No.182950
>>182945
I can't find you ahhh
b8060d No.182951
>>182949
Oh right. What is GMT -1 then?
98865b No.182952
>South Yorkshire
wew
What do you lads think of adoption? I always liked the idea of adopting lots of children and having a large family, and raising them all to be successful. The Roman nobility used to adopt people into their families and it seemed to work quite well.
You are raising another mans child though, which makes you feel a bit pathetic tbh.
98865b No.182953
>>182951
Pretty sure even Iceland uses regular GMT and Neo is just meming.
b8060d No.182954
>>182952
takes away from your own children if you have any tbh
>>182953
yeah google tells me that too smh
d055d7 No.182955
This is all nonsense of course, I am just as British as the rest of you. My mum is British. I voted in the referendum.
3cd769 No.182956
>182955
Why must you turn this place into a house of lies?
d055d7 No.182957
>>182953
We're on British summertime which doesn't apply to Iceland.
b8060d No.182958
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>182955
Is your name British Marine?
98865b No.182959
b8060d No.182960
>>182956
Neo wouldn't lie smh
3cd769 No.182961
>>182956
>tfw Neo isn't even human
Wew tbh a big spiral of lies this is
b8060d No.182962
>>182961
She's one of… them?
b8060d No.182964
>>182958
this one is good tbh it's kind of like old Sammy I like it when he has the lass laughing at him it's cute
b8060d No.182965
>>182963
smh I told you no
98865b No.182966
>>182965
he said British, not welsh scottish english, and didn't say his dad was british, tbh.
98865b No.182967
98865b No.182968
This costume was just removed, keek.
b8060d No.182969
>>182966
the joke is that anyone can be British smh
98865b No.182970
>>182969
But they're not British, smh.
b8060d No.182971
>>182970
true, but that's the joke
d055d7 No.182972
>>182962
You remember the time I said I had viking ancestry.
b8060d No.182973
98865b No.182975
BASED SHIELDMAIDEN
give me your hand, m'lady, i come from the land of jorvik
b8060d No.182976
>Woes got some more testosterone
98865b No.182977
Didn't intend to find this image.
98865b No.182978
>>182976
Reminds me of this video, kek.
98865b No.182979
she's fit tbh
>39 years old
MUMMYYYYYY
d055d7 No.182980
>>182973
W-well yeah.
>>182977
Why were you searching for that aaaahhh are nipple covers in your next order?
26d826 No.182981
>>182979
>39 years old
Damn….
98865b No.182982
>>182980
>Why were you searching for that aaaahhh are nipple covers in your next order?
I was clearly just searching for that actress, I even said I wasn't searching for that image. You seem quite experienced in this area though, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Although I did post that lass with the bandaid nipple covers who everybody said was a man but it wasn't ree.
b8060d No.182983
>>182978
Such a handsome lad
>>182979
Careful so Herts doesn't fall for another slavfu
>>182980
>>182977
what are nipple covers for?
>W-well yeah.
So you're admitting to being a Vikang?
98865b No.182984
didn't know you were a based aryan goddess tbh
how are the local wheat fields?
98865b No.182985
>>182983
Do you remember this video? The thumbnail makes it looks like Woes is seductively sucking on a lollipop.
b8060d No.182986
>>182984
She's probably a Brit who was captured by the Vikings smh
b8060d No.182987
>>182985
Top kek that's great, and nah. Didn't watch him much until pretty recently
98865b No.182988
>>182986
Kek. What colour are N**'s eyes lad?
d055d7 No.182989
>>182983
Nipple covers are little things you can stick on to your nipples so you can expose the rest of your chest without censorship. She's an actress so she needs them for obvious reasons. Some people find them lewd and wear them for sexual purposes though.
>So you're admitting to being a Vikang?
Yeah I've got viking blood so please respect muh heritage from now on ok.
>>182988
Mine are blue-grey.
b8060d No.182990
b8060d No.182991
>>182989
oh, guess that's obvious
3cd769 No.182992
b8060d No.182993
*redeems Neo*
smh I think she's just another boring Brit like the rest of us smh
b8060d No.182994
b8060d No.182995
>she reported your eyes because of your pretty lashes
smh
d055d7 No.182997
>>182992
Smh don't bully him just because he's pure and innocent.
98865b No.182998
>>182989
>Mine are blue-grey.
Almost as impressive as dark blue.
>Yeah I've got viking blood so please respect muh heritage from now on ok.
tfw it's literally in your blood to bully innocent women and children
>>182990
Alright. I believe you lad. You have brown eyes don't you? Smh. Uh I mean.
*posts pics of renaissance men and spanish kings to make you feel better*
d055d7 No.182999
>>182995
Aaaahhh not this again.
98865b No.183000
>>182995
>doesn't believe they're natural
b8060d No.183002
you all going to ignore my post about redeeming Neo smh
>>183000
what
>>182998
I posted my eyes twice yesterday
>>182999
smh that hurts?
b8060d No.183003
also I redeemed Neo and nobody gave me a single (You)
d055d7 No.183005
>>183001
Is this the new welsh Ken doll?
>>183002
It doesn't hurt it's just annoying. I don't think they're natural but I don't have a thing about it.
3cd769 No.183006
>>183000
Lad you never answered why you were looking up nipple covers
98865b No.183007
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
NEWBRIT CHILD
I HAVE NO LASHES UPON MY BROW
THIS WORLD WILL PAY
YOUR EYE HAIRS I WILL TAKE AWAY
>>183002
>>183003
>you all going to ignore my post about redeeming Neo smh
Because I don't understand your post, lad.
>tfw you're to smart for /newbrit/
>>183006
I did twice. I was looking up that Vikings actress and found a pic of her with them, smh. It's obvious if you read my posts, you little bumchum smh.
3cd769 No.183008
>>183007
You never spoilered them.
98865b No.183009
Give me them.
>>183008
>You never spoilered them.
Why would I spoiler anything.
3cd769 No.183010
>>183009
So that people don't read them
d055d7 No.183011
>>183007
You might not have been searching for them but what will you do now you've found out they exist?
98865b No.183012
>>183010
You're making no sense tbh.
>>183011
>You might not have been searching for them but what will you do now you've found out they exist?
Make the women of my future harem wear them one day for a nice change of pace.
b8060d No.183013
>>183007
>Because I don't understand your post, lad.
Oh, right I didn't explain it. What it shows is how I see posts in the thread and posts in the report page. Basically one is GTM and one is GMT -1 for some reason
98865b No.183014
Although we disagree on a lot at least Neo will back me up on flat chests
>>183013
>implying you didn't change the time to help N**
smh
3cd769 No.183015
d055d7 No.183016
>>183014
I tried pushing flat power but I just can't make myself understand the appeal smh.
b8060d No.183017
>>183014
Nah Neo hates flat chests and herself smh
98865b No.183018
>Reversing Brexit would boost economy, says OECD
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41652416
>>183016
>>183017
Wew. Nevermind then.
I just like the uniqueness I guess. Like girls with freckles or something. Anything that makes them stand out.
b8060d No.183019
>>183018
>I just like the uniqueness I guess
same tbh but not freckles tbh
b8060d No.183020
time to spend some time with brother and his gf again. Guess I'll hug her and congratulate her on her pregnancy or whatever I think that's what people do right smh
98865b No.183021
>>183019
I think they're really cute tbh
I have freckles especially when I stay out in the sun so maybe that's it though.
d055d7 No.183022
>>183020
Don't spend too long with them aaaahh.
98865b No.183023
>>183020
Be alpha, neg her lad.
3cd769 No.183024
98865b No.183025
d055d7 No.183026
>>183024
AGP other things too I bet.
d055d7 No.183028
>>183027
It's something you have.
3cd769 No.183029
>>183027
You mentioned it earlier talking to waifuposter??
98865b No.183030
>>183029
>>183028
Is it autogenyphilia?
Stop bullying me.
3cd769 No.183031
>>183030
It's how I show affection
98865b No.183032
>>183031
That's what Neo said aaaaaaah
98865b No.183033
Don't care what gay made up mental illness you diagnose me with, I'm me and can only be me. You can't put me in your boxes.
d055d7 No.183034
>>183032
Smh it's in my blood. I really like you.
>>183033
>I'm me and can only be me.
Sure thing lass.
3cd769 No.183035
98865b No.183036
>>183034
>>183035
>Smh it's in my blood. I really like you.
Stop saying that when you don't mean it you licentious cur.
>>183035
I had a bebo, lad.
98865b No.183037
>it's 3pm and i forgot to eat anything again
9fe97b No.183038
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
9fe97b No.183039
day 5 no porn (fapping to pics and sexy youtube videos like kpop girls dancing)
im so done with porn now
i only thought about how i havent had urges for it in ages i havent even thought about it at all until just now
3cd769 No.183040
>>183036
I'm glad I never used that. Runescape gang tbh
d055d7 No.183041
>>183036
I do mean it though, smh. I'm sorry if my viking kindness comes across weirdly.
>>183038
Don't you mean
HELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
3cd769 No.183042
>>183037
>It's a college makes me eat more than I should episode
>it's every episode
Rooo
98865b No.183043
>>183038
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1h4U2Y0bqc1
find a flaw with this argument, there probably is one but it's the impression i got from the iliad tbh
9fe97b No.183044
>>183043
can you type it pls
d055d7 No.183045
>22st forgot to add waifuposter to Bongo Bongo Land again
Aaaaahhh.
98865b No.183046
>>183044
hektor is cool as fuck and achilleus just got magic armour and magic powerups and still bragged about killing him even though hektor was alone outside the city gates
achilleus is a big fag
3cd769 No.183048
>>183046
Fug you that is a completely incorrect statement about Achilles.
b8060d No.183049
>>183045
I tried but I can't find him
98865b No.183050
>>183048
he literally had armour made by a fucking god
98865b No.183051
achilleus isn't in the british grenadiers and hektor is for a reason tbh
b8060d No.183052
>>183050
who /haveabodymadebyafuckinggod/ here?
3cd769 No.183053
>>183050
That doesn't change Homer's characterisation and the mortality of his tale. Smh
98865b No.183054
>>183052
Isn't that everyone lad
3cd769 No.183055
>>183054
Including Nel's conetits?
98865b No.183056
>>183053
>get's shot by a cowardly homosexual and dies
his story will live forever
b8060d No.183057
>>183054
My gods are the best gods tbh
3cd769 No.183058
>>183056
Reeeeeeeeeeee this is a misrepresentation of the Iliad and you know it!
9fe97b No.183059
>>183046
id respond but i havent read the illiad i tried but got confused same with the odyssey and ulyssess and paradise lost and osme other classic literature i bought a while back
b8060d No.183061
>>183056
is the moral of the story to be a homosexual coward?
3cd769 No.183062
>>183061
No because no one likes Paris not even Helen except sexually.
b8060d No.183063
>>183059
lad why can't I find you on Bongo Bongo Land
>>183060
y-yeah?
98865b No.183064
>>183059
>id respond but i havent read the illiad i tried but got confused same with the odyssey and ulyssess and paradise lost and osme other classic literature i bought a while back
there's nothing to be ashamed of there lad, I wouldn't have understoof the iliad unless I studied it as part of a class, there would be so much i missed
>>183061
achilleus death isn't in the iliad it ends with hektors funeral tbh
98865b No.183065
>>183058
Achilleus is shown to be a dick the entire way through though
>refuses to help his friends
>throws a strop over one concubine
>only enters the battle for personal reasons
>disrespects his enemies corpse
tbh
b8060d No.183066
>>183064
>achilleus death isn't in the iliad it ends with hektors funeral tbh
tbbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhhh
b8060d No.183067
>calling people a sack of wine
he had it coming
98865b No.183068
>when agamemnon takes your sex slave
98865b No.183069
tbf agamemnon was rance pilled
9fe97b No.183071
>>183063
idk
how do i link my profile directly? whats your profile
98865b No.183072
3cd769 No.183073
>>183065
I'm at college I can't bully you damnit but when I get home smh
b8060d No.183074
>>183072
You made me feel stupid, lass
>>183071
22st
#7380
b8060d No.183075
>>183070
Thank God for Italian immigrants
98865b No.183076
>>183074
>"He got up in the assembly and attacked Agamemnon in the words of Achilles [calling him greedy and a coward] . . . Odysseus then stood up, delivered a sharp rebuke to Thersites, which he coupled with a threat to strip him naked, and then beat him on the back and shoulders with Agamemnon's sceptre; Thersites doubled over, a warm tear fell from his eye, and a bloody welt formed on his back; he sat down in fear, and in pain gazed helplessly as he wiped away his tear; but the rest of the assembly was distressed and laughed . . . There must be a figuration of wickedness as self-evident as Thersites– the ugliest man who came to Troy– who says what everyone else is thinking".[3]
The book can be quite entertaining tbh.
98865b No.183077
Also in greek literature if you're a hero you must be beautiful, and the cowardly or evil characters are all ugly, kek.
98865b No.183078
This is why rome was better tbh
549627 No.183079
*comes ashore*
Hail, fellow walruses…
b8060d No.183080
>>183076
top fucking kek. Makes me think of us today tbh
b8060d No.183081
>>183078
>>183077
>not having an ideal to strive towards
smh. Then again I guess you are either born beautiful or not
9fe97b No.183082
>>183074
i sent you a friend invite
9fe97b No.183085
>reports to gchq
i have infiltrated bongo bongo land, over.
dont read unless youre gchq
b8060d No.183087
Always found this pic so creepy
>>183085
don't worry we don't say anything naughty on there
d055d7 No.183088
*posts in the Bongo Bongo Land instead*
b8060d No.183089
>>183088
Sweet Adi dubs, lass. He could have been disappointed smh
6cc9db No.183090
b8060d No.183091
221bcb No.183092
221bcb No.183093
98865b No.183094
Shoot your emperor, go on then cunt.
221bcb No.183095
b8060d No.183096
>>183094
What did he mean by this?
221bcb No.183097
>>183094
that film was gr8
6cc9db No.183098
>thought I was doing something with jewT tonight
>it was actually thursday instead
aaaahhhh
b8060d No.183099
>when you want to watch this guy but then he makes a 4 hour video
The Libertarian Jahans
https://go.twitch.tv/videos/182857671
98865b No.183100
>>183097
It's my favourite movie.
>>183096
He knew they wouldn't do it, lad. Then he went back and became Emperor again and lost a war again.
b8060d No.183101
>>183100
the virgin line infantry smh
98865b No.183102
>Sumo wrestlers are huge sex symbols in Japan. They are like Rock Stars! Ladies love the Sumo wrestlers, they flock to see them and get autographs and take pictures with their Sumo favorites. It's not uncommon to see a Sumo wrestler out in public with a lovely lady on each arm.
BIG LADS
98865b No.183103
>>183101
More like 'the virgin royalist', the 'chad republican' tbh
221bcb No.183104
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that was fast
>>183100
>it's a great man of action is a failure episode
b8060d No.183105
>>183103
At least French soldiers looked good
>>183102
Keek. Thicc like royalty while the peasants are skin and bones
b8060d No.183106
>>183104
what the fuck, lass
221bcb No.183107
>>183106
what did I do? shrop posted the video where he hit rank one the other day
d055d7 No.183108
>>183099
>watching libertarians
Smh don't betray your people for the free market my little velska.
72c4b5 No.183109
6cc9db No.183110
221bcb No.183111
72c4b5 No.183113
6cc9db No.183114
d055d7 No.183115
>>183109
I'm only a snownigger smh.
b8060d No.183116
>>183107
didn't see that smh. Just a weird lad
>>183108
Yeah I think he's a nihilist as well. I hate them, lass. I just like this lad as long as he doesn't talk about libertarianism, he's actually very smart and knowledgeable. I found it fucking hilarious that he holds a belief he himself can't defend though. Even Sargon B him TFO out on that
>velska
what?
b8060d No.183117
>>183111
wait there are gay people here
b8060d No.183118
>>183115
How do you do my fellow snow nigga?
221bcb No.183119
>>183116
qtpie is funny smh he was my favourite "pro player" ages ago
>>183117
urgh god I hope not
72c4b5 No.183120
>>183114
i bought a detector that goes off whenever you mention your semite wench.
98865b No.183121
>>183118
>blames christcucks for everything
>lives in a christian country
wew varg btfo tbh
221bcb No.183122
>>183121
I thought France was Islamic
98865b No.183123
I'm seeing lots of RED lads
b8060d No.183124
>>183119
>qtpie is funny smh he was my favourite "pro player" ages ago
*judges you*
:smirk:
>>183121
Um excuse me Evropa is pagan
6cc9db No.183125
98865b No.183126
>>183122
Cheeky.
They might actually be pagan though tbh.
d055d7 No.183127
>>183116
It means welsh.
>>183118
I'm doing good mein bruder.
>>183121
I think he pretends France is Scandinavian or something daft smh.
221bcb No.183128
>>183124
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
haha
>>183126
Kek
>ywn have a reincarnated god lead the country
>>183127
based nordick normans
98865b No.183129
>>183127
>I think he pretends France is Scandinavian or something daft smh.
I can see where he's coming from.
>R-romans were actually alpine nordics
>The Franks were a germanic tribe which ruled and germanised france
etc
b8060d No.183130
>>183127
>It means welsh.
Jeg er ikke walisisk, jeg er 100% ren nordisk.
>I think he pretends France is Scandinavian or something daft smh.
His children are French tbh, and I am not sure if it is 100% confirmed but the Norman nobility has been said to have been Nordic.
>>183128
>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>haha
haha
63c491 No.183131
>Tfw leaving college
>tfw walking to my car
>notice a pack of nigs smoking weed next to my
>immoraltbh.jpg
>unlock my car
>one of them cracks a smile as he realises it's my car
>chat about cars and stuff for a bit
>realise someone left a ton of lose change on my sun roof
>say bye and drive off
Weed smells bad tbh don't know how you can put up with it for so long.
98865b No.183132
>Rollo or Gaange Rolf was a Viking who became the first ruler of Normandy, a region of France. He is sometimes called the 1st Duke of Normandy. His Scandinavian name Rolf was extended to Gaange Rolf due to the fact that he as adult became too heavy for a horse to carry, therefore he had to walk
keek 22st. BIG LAD. Must've been big for a horse to not be able to carry him though.
221bcb No.183133
>>183131
y-yeah it smells so bad
98865b No.183134
Reminder that BIG LADS are a British tradition.
>Daniel Lambert was a gaol keeper[n 1] and animal breeder from Leicester, England, famous for his unusually large size. After serving four years as an apprentice at an engraving and die casting works in Birmingham, he returned to Leicester around 1788 and succeeded his father as keeper of Leicester's gaol. He was a keen sportsman and extremely strong; on one occasion he fought a bear in the streets of Leicester. He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks.
6cc9db No.183135
b8060d No.183136
>>183132
Top kek. Hard to believe tbh. I was going to say it took a while for horses being able to carry humans, but this is like more than a thousand years since people started riding them smh.
98865b No.183137
>>183131
it smells strong but if you enjoy smoking weed you come to associate it with good times
tobacco smells genuinely nice tbh
don't do any of those things anymore though, i'm a pure boy now
98865b No.183139
hate drugs but they get you women and friends smh
why is life like this
b8060d No.183140
>>183131
tbh
>it's a brother asks me if he can smoke in the car episode
Luckily he got his licence back so he can drive himself again smh
what were they using that change for? Why on your sun roof? smh
>>183137
>tobacco smells genuinely nice tbh
this. hate weed but love that little smoke I get through the window from daddy
>>183133
lass…
d924bd No.183142
Lads RIP it aint lookin good
b8060d No.183143
>>183139
>using drugs to get friends and girls
not the kind you'd want most of the time tbh. My brother got out of a shitty drug environment and they tried really hard to get him back and even blackmailed him smh
b8060d No.183144
>>183142
Good to see you're alive, lad
d924bd No.183145
>>183139
If you cant get em without em then you cant with em tbh
63c491 No.183146
98865b No.183147
>>183143
>>183145
You're right lads, I was just looking for excuses as to why I'm a failure I guess, smh.
d924bd No.183148
>>183144
>gone a couple days
Ye lad im suprised im alive aswell
>>183146
My internet wont be back for most likely ages
221bcb No.183149
>>183135
>>183138
>>183140
I've always thought it smelled nice since I was young but I didn't know weed was the source of that smell till later lol
>>183141
what a good lad
>>183148
ouch
d924bd No.183150
>>183147
Ye most people dont do drugs but most people have freinds. Do you have any hobbies or anything?
b8060d No.183151
>>183147
iktf lass. But you can't both be a chad with a harem and a failure smh
63c491 No.183152
>>183149
you're weird
>>183148
rip for dis big nigga
98865b No.183153
>>183150
>Ye most people dont do drugs but most people have freinds. Do you have any hobbies or anything?
dunno lad I have hobbies they're all things i do by myself smh
>>183151
it's true tbh, smh, guess i'll have to get power and take it by force if nobody will love me, lad
221bcb No.183154
98865b No.183155
when a newbrit poster of intedeterminate gender possibly shows interest in weed sightly
>mfw
b8060d No.183157
>>183148
>Ye lad im suprised im alive aswell
whatever lad
>>183149
>I've always thought it smelled nice since I was young but I didn't know weed was the source of that smell till later lol
guess people like different things smh. I guess it being illegal might be partly why I dislike it
>>183153
>it's true tbh, smh, guess i'll have to get power and take it by force if nobody will love me, lad
Not sure if you're big or strong enough smh. Guess you should look into doing that kickboxing thing
98865b No.183158
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I love him lads
>>183157
>Not sure if you're big or strong enough smh. Guess you should look into doing that kickboxing thing
Smh, lad…
6cc9db No.183159
>>183155
That guy is the gordon of weed smokers.
d055d7 No.183160
>>183149
Smh lass were you exposed to weed smoke from an early age?
d924bd No.183161
>>183149
Ye its rough lad
>>183152
Thanks lad
>>183153
There must be sone way to connect through it
d924bd No.183162
>>183157
It was just banter lad…
98865b No.183163
>>183161
>There must be sone way to connect through it
aah social interaction is scary lad don't like doing that think im just gonna make lots of money then kill myself or something idk
>>183159
he looks aesthetic in this pic
d924bd No.183165
>>183163
Lad i get really bad social anxiety but you kinda have to force yourself to do it
76c2e6 No.183166
I love him lads
STOP drugposting
b8060d No.183167
>>183162
Yeah smh
>>183164
>tfw weak chin but you can't grow a beard
98865b No.183168
>>183165
>Lad i get really bad social anxiety but you kinda have to force yourself to do it
what do i force myself to do though im a neet with no friends lad
except for you of course
98865b No.183169
63c491 No.183170
>>183166
Sure you're not a Gastarbeiter?
76c2e6 No.183171
>>183169
fight me
>>183170
n-no I promise
b8060d No.183172
Can we put Herts out of his misery already
98865b No.183173
>>183171
>fight me
imagine giving up your writing system for a foreign one wew
98865b No.183174
>Customgrow420 has smoked more weed than anyone alive
>still coughs when he smokes it
Doesn't seem enjoyable tbh
63c491 No.183175
>>183171
>photo of Hert's ancestors arriving in Germany - 1961
221bcb No.183176
>>183155
>>183158
kek
>>183157
that's fair enough lad being a good boi pays off
>>183160
maybe but it doesn't matter
>>183166
imkampfy pls
b8060d No.183178
>>183174
I'm sure that's just an elite smoker technique
d924bd No.183179
>>183167
AHHHHH LAD stop guilt farming me for (you's) im to weak to resist
>>183168
You litterally just have to interact with people. Become a regular at a pub is what i would do and have pub friends i consider oeople here freinds of sorts to
98865b No.183180
>>183179
>You litterally just have to interact with people. Become a regular at a pub is what i would do and have pub friends
i don't drink smh
*goes in and orders free glass of water and some peanuts*
alright lads
d924bd No.183181
>>183174
I think he just takes bugger and bigger hits everytime
98865b No.183182
wish i was alpha and lost my virginity at an early age
76c2e6 No.183183
>>183173
>wanting to ditch a foreign system used by shitskins for another foreign system used by the greatest civilisations of the last 200 years is cucked
>>183176
fun fact
I was kampfy all along
221bcb No.183184
I need a pizza dough recipe
76c2e6 No.183185
221bcb No.183186
>>183182
they look so dysgenic
98865b No.183187
also i used to think women with fake tan looked fucking orange and retarded in secondary school and nobody agreed, smh
>>183183
>wanting to ditch a foreign system used by shitskins for another foreign system used by the greatest civilisations of the last 200 years is cucked
The justification herts would use if he lived in 1200ad and convertd to islam
b8060d No.183189
>>183179
>AHHHHH LAD stop guilt farming me for (you's) im to weak to resist
Sorry, lad. It's in my nature. Om nom nom they feel even better now that we're both aware I'm manipulating you. My little puppet. *makes you slap yourself in the face*
Why're you hitting yourself, lad?
b8060d No.183190
I agree with /brit/, all Hertsposters must die. It's for their own good.
76c2e6 No.183192
>>183187
nigga stob
>>183188
haha jk I'm a based Ossi promise
98865b No.183194
>>183192
>says anti islam quote
>later says pro islam quotes because you're a weak fag bullied by alpha turks
pathetic
b8060d No.183195
>>183191
she looks better with clothes on
98865b No.183197
>>183195
all of them do tbh
76c2e6 No.183198
>>183194
>literally built a secular republic that has stood for 100 years and is revered as father of the nation
>weak
d924bd No.183199
>>183180
Why not? If you dont like the taste get cider, if you dont like the feelingdont drink much just enough for lesene d anxiety.Also if you order a lime and soda it would look less autistic
>>183184
Use emglish muffins and make mini ones
>>183189
Youre lucky i cant be arsed to mod on my phone
98865b No.183200
>>183196
sung this in the shower the other day
>>183198
nice republic ataturk nice republic HOWEVER
d055d7 No.183201
>>183192
I don't know what Bayern means lad, I'm not German like you.
98865b No.183202
>>183201
It means Bavarian, smallbrain, smh.
98865b No.183203
>he can't recognise the pattern of house wittelsbach
76c2e6 No.183204
>>183200
>what is the context of the time
Empire was shit anyway. Unbelievably shit. Turkish Republic > Ottoman Empire
>>183201
hmmmmm
>>183202
That's Bayerisch
b8060d No.183205
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>>183200
>nice republic ataturk nice republic HOWEVER
b8060d No.183206
>>183203
STOP knowing so much about history
76c2e6 No.183207
>>183203
I miss them
Bavarian independence when?
26d826 No.183208
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>>183193
Do you like skinny lasses lad?
>>183195
I know lad, they're all way too skinny for my taste tbh
76c2e6 No.183209
>>183205
That was such a dick move by Gandalf, what a fag
b8060d No.183210
Anyone save the pic of waifuposter fucking the white rose?
63c491 No.183211
>>183198
Hey lad..
You know who also was in Ataturk's Turkey?
Trotsky
d924bd No.183212
>>183210
How the fuck did i miss this
98865b No.183214
>>183204
>That's Bayerisch
it's 1 letter difference rooo don't correct me
>>183204
>Empire was shit anyway. Unbelievably shit. Turkish Republic > Ottoman Empire
>he actually likes The Turdkitch Repooplick
the republic is gonna end with erdogan
>>183208
>Do you like skinny lasses lad?
Yeah, I'm low test smh. Hehe, I like all kinds of lasses. Don't mind any kind.
b8060d No.183215
>>183212
It's that drawing I made, lad
d924bd No.183216
76c2e6 No.183217
>>183211
*under surveillance
>>183214
I hate Erdogan tbh. Most Turks are scum and need someone like Ataturk to lead them
63c491 No.183218
>>183217
damnit, was hoping to give you a spook
b8060d No.183219
>>183216
was hoping somebody weird had saved it smh
d924bd No.183220
>>183219
Why do you wqnt it lad. Nothing weird i hope
63c491 No.183221
>>183219
Save you're own work you gremlin
98865b No.183222
>>183198
you realise those quotes were just larp and when he got into actual politics he became a cuck for islam
98865b No.183223
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i really really really really really want to bum you
can i bum you
will you bum me
can i bum you too
98865b No.183224
76c2e6 No.183225
>>183218
I'm unspookable
>>183222
>just LARP
He built, from the ground up, a secular Western-oriented republic that no longer let Islam dictate everyday life in Turkey. That is not 'just larp'
d924bd No.183226
>>183223
Thats an old classic line tbh
72c4b5 No.183227
>>183131
it smells lush if its not nigga buds.
98865b No.183228
>>183225
>He built, from the ground up, a secular Western-oriented republic that no longer let Islam dictate everyday life in Turkey. That is not 'just larp'
people in turkey don't give a shit they will still worship islam and follow it and it will slowly seep back into society, islamists already control the turkish govt
b8060d No.183229
>>183220
somebody wanted a lewd drawing I've drawn
98865b No.183230
Taylor Swift has never written an absolute banger but Carly Rae Jepsen has several.
Fact
76c2e6 No.183231
>>183228
It's taken 100 years to get to this point and only because of the collapse of the old order of politics in 2000 tbh. Ataturk was a great leader, a true nationalist and liberator of his people.
d924bd No.183232
98865b No.183233
>>183231
>It's taken 100 years to get to this point and only because of the collapse of the old order of politics in 2000 tbh. Ataturk was a great leader, a true nationalist and liberator of his people.
>great leader
>turks can't even read their own cultural works
b8060d No.183235
Nah fuck it I can't be bothered to go back I have no idea when I made it. Why is there no search function?
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76c2e6 No.183237
>>183233
He liberated his people from their Islamic 'culture'. The Ottoman Empire wasn't even fully 'Turkish' it was simply the last Caliphate which needed to be destroyed. Ottomanism needed to be suppressed to stop people like Erdogan, and he's only around cause of the shitshow around 2000.
221bcb No.183238
>>183234
fuck having families and shit
b8060d No.183239
>you can just search for things in the OP
THIS IS BULLSHIT
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b8060d No.183241
>>183240
when you search on the board you only get results that are in the OP
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98865b No.183244
>>183241
do we not have an archive or something
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9a5c4e No.183246
>>183230
Carly Rae is the superior artist but one cannot deny that 'you belong to me' was indeed a banger
63c491 No.183248
76c2e6 No.183250
b8060d No.183252
FUCKING FINALLY
Felt so rewarding finding it after that long search. There was one of the thread around that time that didn't work and I feared it was that one I posted it in smh.
8586f8 No.183253
>no freaky neutral expression battle mask to slay foreign scum with
>>183251
yeah lad sorry smh
I could still have it on in the background I suppose
63c491 No.183254
>>183252
This wouldn't happen if you saved your work.
Also why did you make that…
b8060d No.183255
>>183253
cool
>>183254
For fun I guess. I don't think this stuff through too well smh. So many times now I forget saving it since I copy and paste it from photoshop
221bcb No.183257
>>183252
oh no…
>>183253
kek no worries have fun
b8060d No.183258
>>183257
>oh no…
I miss her, lads…. and Jocky. Where is he smh? I wish Waifuposter also went back to liking White Rose. I am not attached to Scully at all
b8060d No.183259
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UKIP tackles "hate crime" & dishonest stats with new London Police Commissioner
98865b No.183260
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Choon tbh.
Aaaaaaaaah, why did Eminem have to go full retard, you were always against political correctness, why did you make a pro-Hillary rap. You should've just called Hillary and Trump both dumb cracka's or something. Hillary was literally friends with a KKK member who mentored her, your rap makes no sense even with your own logic.
8586f8 No.183261
>>183258
jock's PC died so he probably also died
b8060d No.183262
>>183261
oohhh right. Phew. I feel like I have asked before and gotten the answer as well. For fuck's sake.
8586f8 No.183263
>>183260
his only good song was slim shady but only when shatner spoke it
9fe97b No.183264
>>183258
How can Rose be a waifu when she does fuck all? smh
72c4b5 No.183265
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>>183260
>>183263
no hes got bangers
63c491 No.183266
>>183260
Eminem isn't real.
221bcb No.183267
>>183258
hm it's been a while smh..
>>183260
*flashbacks to hillary kissing kkk image*
>>183263
I like 3 am in a muh morning
8586f8 No.183268
>>183266
>>183265
the rap pill
eneminem is a hologram
72c4b5 No.183269
>>183266
>>183268
false, seen him live
b8060d No.183270
>>183264
she's strangely attractive.Doesn't she make videos still?
>>183267
>*flashbacks to hillary kissing kkk image*
That's Hydrogen Killary, lass
8586f8 No.183271
>>183269
3d hologram
checkmate atheists
72c4b5 No.183272
>>183271
>3d sweating hologram
8586f8 No.183273
>>183272
hardlight hologram
63c491 No.183274
>>183269
3d hologram like Hatsune Miku. Wonder why rappers always mention dragon ball z? They were invented by the Japanese to market anime to black people.
8586f8 No.183276
>>183274
it all makes sense now
*doesn't have the a wyatt mann nip picture*
8586f8 No.183277
>>183275
is there a poo flinging emote
63c491 No.183281
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221bcb No.183284
neooooooooo it's time for a thread *throws toys out of the pram*
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63c491 No.183288
>>183285
DELETE THIS GAYBOY
8586f8 No.183289
*does the elvis crotch grab and point thing*
72c4b5 No.183290
>>183286
good hash dab or rubbish memie arm movement
d055d7 No.183291
63c491 No.183292
>>183291
*handles y-*
oh wait that's gay fuck
72c4b5 No.183295
>>183292
not if you handle him with a brick
d055d7 No.183297
63c491 No.183298
8586f8 No.183300
>lost elvis pepesley pic
ahh