0d60d5 No.178899
Grüße meine Genossen
Iran blamed for cyberattack on British Parliament
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/13/iran-responsible-cyberattack-british-parliament/
>Iran was responsible for a cyberattack on Parliament that hit dozens of MPs, including Theresa May, Whitehall sources have told The Daily Telegraph.
>The unprecedented “brute force” cyber attack in June lasted more than 12 hours and compromised around 90 email accounts.
>It was initially thought that Russia was behind the attack, but intelligence officials have now concluded Iran is responsible. It would be Tehran's first significant cyberattack on the UK.
Birmingham Islamic faith school guilty of sex discrimination
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41609861
>An Islamic faith school's policy of segregating boys and girls is unlawful sex discrimination, a court has ruled.
>The case was heard at the Court of Appeal as Ofsted challenged a High Court ruling clearing the Al-Hijrah school in Birmingham of discrimination.
>Ofsted's lawyers argued the segregation left girls "unprepared for life in modern Britain".
>Appeal judges ruled the school was discriminating against its pupils contrary to the Equality Act.
Tower Hamlets: Girl, 17, Suffers Three Sex Attacks in One Hour on Walk Home
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/13/17-year-old-girl-suffers-three-sex-attacks-one-hour-walk-home-east-london/
>A 17-year-old girl was sexually assaulted on three separate occasions by up to five men in the space of an hour on her walk home, Metropolitan Police have said.
>The Met believes the victim was attacked three times between around 23:55 hrs on Friday, September 29th, up to around 00:55 hrs on Saturday, September 30th, after she became separated from her friends after visiting a nightclub in Tower Hamlets, East London.
>Two of the three assaults are considered “very serious sexual assaults”. Detectives said it is possible she was drugged, and investigators are carrying out toxicology tests.
fb7eef No.178906
f3f02d No.178907
25a5b7 No.178908
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178902
GEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fb7eef No.178909
7433f6 No.178911
74e554 No.178914
first for right wing maid death squad tribal boy king harem leaders
ce9f00 No.178918
>>178917
kek, I found Neo :^)
25a5b7 No.178919
>>178912
pics into 8chan instead of saving them
>>178913
pepesweat
7433f6 No.178920
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Has anyone here had a childhood love interest?
I haven't.
25a5b7 No.178921
>>178918
Might be, or she saved it from there
ce9f00 No.178922
>>178921
dodooooo
iirc neo said they made edits of it from the original image.
0d60d5 No.178923
>>178920
Not that young tbh
ce9f00 No.178924
25a5b7 No.178925
>>178920
One I kind of liked but I was never close with any girls.
>>178922
What edits?
a547a9 No.178926
Maybe you two aren't the british lads from /hebe/ afterall.
>>178907
Sorry about that.
ce9f00 No.178927
>>178925
edits of the full version of the cropped image that I screencapped.
f3f02d No.178928
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178908
reee
>>178909
reeeeee
>>178913
kek but there really is someone else in pembs who goes on cuteboys anprim knows him
>>178917
high IQ trapfans
>>178926
np haha but next time I'll permaban you
7433f6 No.178929
>>178924
Tell us about it.
25a5b7 No.178930
>>178927
What do you mean? Just the full image being split into multiple images?
fb7eef No.178932
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178922
have some eurobeat esque acid techno
25a5b7 No.178933
>>178926
>Sorry about that.
>>178928
>kek but there really is someone else in pembs who goes on cuteboys anprim knows him
You two haven't gone shopping yet?
a547a9 No.178934
The database this guy sold me has your posts on /hebe/ though…
ce9f00 No.178935
>>178930
Neo said they took the full image, and cropped out the "sfw stuff" and a made crop similar or identical to this one.
>>178929
Met her a year before secondary school in a brass band, we both played the same instrument, got a long but only saw each other once a week and it was mostly spent actually playing the music. Skip after summer holidays to year 7, we happened to be in the same form in secondary school, and as the school progresses, the same set for maths, English, and science.
>>178932
Thanks lad, did you not find the calling tonight?
25a5b7 No.178937
>>178934
Oooo we might get to see notGCHQ's secret database after all
fb7eef No.178938
>>178935
doesnt start till 3, was originally gonna go early and help set up, going up with another generator and petrol in an hour or so
ce9f00 No.178939
>>178938
Aaaaah, cheeky tbh
25a5b7 No.178940
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
She's just so smart. Much have binge-watched Rick and Morty before going on the challenge
ce9f00 No.178941
>>178940
HEEEEEEEEEY MORTY
I LOPPED MY COCK OFF
I'M TTPW RICK
LOPPA OFFA COCK COCK
0d60d5 No.178943
>>178940
>tfw never posted with ttpw
What was he like
25a5b7 No.178945
>>178943
Really, lad? You're new? Where did you come from?
Memory is shit but he was a pretty good poster when it came to discussing things I guess. Would also ignore talk of trans shit. He also gave me very few (You)s so I guess his humour was shit smh
0d60d5 No.178946
>>178945
I think I came pretty much right after he left wew
Still surreal to see a /brit/ poster on TV tbh
ce9f00 No.178947
>>178946
Were you not around for Emokiddeh on question time?
69bab8 No.178948
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff…oh yes my dear….sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….sssssssnniff…eggs I smell?……sniff sniff….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….sniff….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff….ah yes…and also….a hint of….sniff….cheese…..quite wet my dear….sniff…but oh yes…this will do nicely….sniff…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
a547a9 No.178949
>>178937
notGCHQ a respectable cunniseur was killed for posting copyrighted lolis
fb7eef No.178950
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>178941
and some car based techno
25a5b7 No.178951
>>178946
Yeah. I don't know how we found the pics of him. He must have revealed his name or something. His pics came way before he was on TV I think.
I find it to be a loss tbh, he was mostly about politics and wouldn't talk trans stuff most of the time even if people asked him stuff.
25a5b7 No.178953
>>178949
>posting copyrighted stuff
this is why I won't buy this for £8, because I'm afraid they'll find out if I post it as that would actually cost me like £25 smh
also
>loli
smh. I hope he's only ironically a nonce
25a5b7 No.178954
>>178952
that lad was before me
0d60d5 No.178955
>>178947
No I'm actually a massive newfag tbh but I learn quickly
>>178948
urgh
>>178951
Sounds kind of alright tbh. Wasn't his last message >tfw too smart for /brit/ or something?
f3f02d No.178956
>>178933
>meeting/talking to strangers
>>178947
>tfw he is now a tory rentboy
25a5b7 No.178957
>>178956
>meeting/talking to strangers
iktf smh smh
>>178955
>Sounds kind of alright tbh. Wasn't his last message >tfw too smart for /brit/ or something?
kek I forget
>tfw no rentboy
ce9f00 No.178958
>>178954
>tfw been on the chans longer than 22st
wew, he used to trip on /k/ which was how I learnt about him, I barely used halfbrit but I remember him being on QT being the funniest shit.
>>178956
he's still alive?
25a5b7 No.178959
>>178958
smh I was late to chans and especially late to the evil sites smh
25a5b7 No.178961
This sick filth for all to see in a Toronto subway
ce9f00 No.178962
0d60d5 No.178963
>>178957
>>meeting/talking to strangers
yeah good thing no one here has done that
>>178959
Me too tbh, I'm glad I didn't find them earlier tbh but I'm glad I did find them too, if that makes sense
25a5b7 No.178964
>>178963
>Me too tbh, I'm glad I didn't find them earlier tbh but I'm glad I did find them too, if that makes sense
yeah I know how you feel. Kept my innocence for long tbh.
25a5b7 No.178965
>>178963
>yeah good thing no one here has done that
I've met Daftie tbh
ce9f00 No.178966
7433f6 No.178967
0d60d5 No.178968
>>178964
I was basically a Ukipper already tbh but not being on chans kept me happy and social tbh
>>178965
ahh I was referring to the druid meetup
naughty boy now FSB will nick you
ce9f00 No.178969
>>178964
>>178963
>tfw 4chan probably fucked my brain development as a kiddo
fuck tbh.
25a5b7 No.178970
>>178967
Nice country, lad
>>178966
I met her first, lad…
>>178968
>naughty boy now FSB will nick you
ahhhh why it was consensual
>I was basically a Ukipper already tbh but not being on chans kept me happy and social tbh
kind of strange I didn't find them sooner as I had no social life tbh. I don't know what kept me going. I guess I had some friends in WoW that I spent all day with
>>178969
how so?
7433f6 No.178971
>>178970
It's just the eastern-fags and city-slickers doing this shit. Don't bully the rural canuck for this cucketry.
ce9f00 No.178972
>>178970
Exposure to stuff a 13-12 year old should not know.
Or did you? Sure you didn't meet me in a daftie disguise?
0d60d5 No.178974
>>178970
Well look at you mr chad
tbh I wouldn't know myself why you didn't find them. Back then they weren't as well known I guess
25a5b7 No.178975
>>178972
I meant Daftie lass, lad
>Exposure to stuff a 13-12 year old should not know.
I guess. What do you think it did to you?
>>178971
Yeah I know tbh smh
>>178974
tbh. And Reddit wasn't really a thing yet. Thank God I skipped that cancer
0d60d5 No.178976
>people who use B instead of ß
Eszett is just ss you mongs
>>178975
I never went near reddit either tbh, the layout turned me off and comments on there tbh
ce9f00 No.178977
twitter is wild.
>>178975
I know what I said
25a5b7 No.178978
>>178977
Are you saying you could pull off looking like Daftie lass? Post your arse already
ce9f00 No.178979
>>178978
huh what huh huh huh
f3f02d No.178980
>>178958
a little bit before brexit he was on 4pol I think
>>178969
Same haha
7433f6 No.178981
>>178978
>Post your arse already
>>178979
Yeah, m80. Do it.
0d60d5 No.178982
Night lads, doubt I'll show up tomorrow
>>178977
what the fuck tbh
25a5b7 No.178983
>>178979
FUCK YOU
>>178981
He bragged about his arse smh
>>178982
night chief
ce9f00 No.178984
>>178983
No thanks bro
>>178981
do what huh?
>>178980
wooooooo, go us?
>>178982
Teletubbies wild niggas.
7433f6 No.178985
>>178983
At least he's got something to brag about. I've got nothin' to impress those 3d sluts with, tbh.
f3f02d No.178986
25a5b7 No.178988
>>178984
CUNT
>>178985
At least you have a 2D slut
Pembs is also a pure maiden which is rare for 3D lasses
eede8c No.178989
Gib animu recommendations blz.
7433f6 No.178990
>>178988
I still have yet to know who Pembs is
25a5b7 No.178991
7433f6 No.178992
>>178989
Don't watch that gay anime shit. Put on some porn until you pass out, like I did, yesterday.
7433f6 No.178993
>>178991
Is she a she (female)? or is she a she (male)?
ce9f00 No.178994
25a5b7 No.178995
>>178989
HunterXHunter and Boku no Hero Academia was fun smh
25a5b7 No.178996
>>178993
I don't know I haven't checked
7433f6 No.178997
>>178996
Don't worry, m8. no judgement here,faggot.
25a5b7 No.178998
>>178997
Um excuse me I think anyone you ask here will tell you I'm straight
7433f6 No.178999
25a5b7 No.179000
ce9f00 No.179001
25a5b7 No.179002
ce9f00 No.179003
>>179002
what did he hmmst by this?
7433f6 No.179004
efce41 No.179005
name that tune lads
nownyownehnehnehnanananeh
nownownehnehnehnehnananeh
ce9f00 No.179007
eede8c No.179008
>>178995
Already finished the last season of Boku no Hero and watched Hunter x Hunter right after.
missed work to binge watch HxH tbh, top 5 GOAT animus
Need more shounen or just some slice of life would be nice.
ce9f00 No.179009
>>179008
HxH 1999 tbh. IT'S BETTER
25a5b7 No.179010
>>179008
Who are you, lass? Ignore Ampring
>>179007
smh I'm implying it is Hert's gf who farted
25a5b7 No.179011
>>179008
Have you watched Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?
>inb4 Anpringle tells you to watch the first version
7433f6 No.179012
>>179008
What are some good anime a straight man, such as myself, could get into.
I like slice of life. Any suggestions?
ce9f00 No.179013
>>179010
Fight me, the 1999 version of the show is OBJECTIVELY BETTER!
>>179010
>spelling my name wrong
smh tbh. Whenever I hmmst, you brapp why?
>>179011
Fight me goddamnit.
>>179012
Kyou Kara Ore Wa!!
25a5b7 No.179014
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Mob Psycho was a lot of fun and that intro
ce9f00 No.179016
>people actually thought 2011 with speedlines and lol nobackgrounds was better
smh tbh
25a5b7 No.179017
>>179013
>smh tbh. Whenever I hmmst, you brapp why?
It speaks of my deep inner mind, lad, you wouldn't understand smh
>Fight me, the 1999 version of the show is OBJECTIVELY BETTER!
>objectively
doubt
>Fight me goddamnit.
No, we must use words
7433f6 No.179018
>>179013
Haha… w-what gay stuff…
I'll get into it over the weekend, tbh
25a5b7 No.179020
>>179019
>reading all that at this time
keek what do you take me for
25a5b7 No.179021
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Somebody say straight anime?
ce9f00 No.179022
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179020
A loser who is unable to stand against my superior artistic directing vision which highlights the strengths of the original series over the new franchise.
anime for straight men fresh from the VHS.
eede8c No.179024
>>179010
>Who are you, lass?
>
>>179009
>>179013
>>179019
I'll give the original a shot.
>>179014
Already watched it.
>>179011
Will probably try this.
25a5b7 No.179025
>>179022
Scrolling through looking at the pics I just found the look of the old one ugly tbh, although some of the images looked better animated but that's hard to compare without video and their quality might differ depending on what kind of kind of scene it is tbh
7433f6 No.179026
>>179021
That's pretty manly. Thanks!
f3f02d No.179027
>>178984
we are unique products of the modern world tbh
>>179008
>>179012
Hinako Note is comfy
>>179011
That's good
I don't think I ever saw that movie that came out
25a5b7 No.179028
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179026
Kek, tbh I enjoyed it a lot it's my first sports anime. Got me pumped. Other sports anime I like are Haikyuu and Ace of Diamond, if I had to rank them I'd probably have
1. Ace of Diamond
2. Kuroko no Basuke
3. Haikyuu
Just got more emotionally invested in Ace of Diamond characters than the others, and Kuroko no Basuke got me mored pumped than Haikyuu tbh
25a5b7 No.179029
>>179027
>I don't think I ever saw that movie that came out
me neither. I think it's just some small thing set before or doing the anime.
7433f6 No.179030
>>179028
I'll check these out, thanks.
25a5b7 No.179031
>>179027
>It's a meido episode
ce9f00 No.179032
>>179024
Tbh there is a good release of it by [EncoderAnon] any other version is crap, he fixed as much of the colouring issues he could on the DVDs, and anything after the York Shin arc is crap anyway in HxH 1999 so no need to download anymore.
>>179025
Ack you're clearly cemented in your plebian tastes and are unable to appreciate a finer directing vision, even if the medium you display it through suffers from outside imperfections like losing the original masters (tfw no blurays ever). Here's how it should look, but the DVD release muted the colours, but photos from it are floating around which interests me because someone must have access to the masters. Anyway compare the gif with the same scene from 1999 which I can't find fuck…
ce9f00 No.179034
>>179032
Same scene, but different part tbh.
eede8c No.179035
>>179027
Thnx. Trying this one as well. Just finished Sakura Quest last week so this should fill the moe void in my life.
ce9f00 No.179037
Oh and the soundtrack is better too.
25a5b7 No.179038
>>179034
Animation looks nice tbh but I think I'd still prefer the general look of the newer.
25a5b7 No.179039
7433f6 No.179041
>>179040
Charles is a lad.
ce9f00 No.179042
>>179038
But it looks so stale, and none of actually conveys anything, it's just 1:1 with the manga panels, the 1999 adaptation is an adaptation, whilst 2011 suffers from just going from panel to panel. Overall theres a better sense of motion, a much more artistic vision, and a better sense of visual storytelling. It may look new but they put far less work into it, with speedlines and no backgrounds as I said earlier.
ce9f00 No.179043
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
HOW CAN YOU NOT PREFER THIS
25a5b7 No.179044
>>179043
smh the animation looks better and more creative. I guess the new one looks kind of stiff. I don't like the colours or shading though.
Still enjoy watching the animation of the new one as well so it's not like I'd notice without this comparison smh
7433f6 No.179045
This is the last face you see before you get put out.
ce9f00 No.179046
>>179044
Smh you are a prebaru as my ancestors would say. Unable to truly appreciate the finer things.
25a5b7 No.179047
>>179046
wouldn't watch something I find grating to look at just to enjoy the animation tbh
25a5b7 No.179048
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Wake up to some Sami music
THE YOIK OF THE WOLF
773e89 No.179049
25a5b7 No.179050
>>179049
Yeah. What trick is she using?
773e89 No.179051
>>179050
The hair being up probably. That and her clothes are very mumcore.
25a5b7 No.179052
>>179051
yeah she kind of seemed aged but not in a bad way
25a5b7 No.179053
Heard enough about this Weinstein lad though
25a5b7 No.179055
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
chinkies can't take a jokey smh
Woman Sings Super Racist Song At A Party! New Video
25a5b7 No.179057
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
aaaaaaaaaand the sun rises rooo
25a5b7 No.179058
>it's a horses die as soon as they are hit by an arrow episode
smh
25a5b7 No.179059
Imagine being a peasants and having literal iron horses charging at you.
773e89 No.179061
I want to kiss Lauren and cuddle with her.
f3f02d No.179062
The forsen stream sniping Bongo Bongo Land has evolved into something monstrous
>>179054
Gerooo why are you up lad
773e89 No.179065
>>179064
Literally perfect.
25a5b7 No.179066
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179062
>why are you up lad
Because I'm one of the cool kids, lass.
dance3
As if the lass actually believes what she says at the start
Why are you up? tbh I'm going on a secret mission in a few minutes
keek are you playing with them?
25a5b7 No.179067
>>179065
You want to fuck that boypussy
f3f02d No.179068
>>179066
Based me too I guess can I be in the cool club
G-good luck on your secret mission lad. What could you be doing at this hour?
Having fun in these twitch raids I lost track of time kek it reminds me of /b/ raids
>>179065
>>179067
Moonman pls
25a5b7 No.179069
>>179068
>Based me too I guess can I be in the cool club
You've earned your right.
>G-good luck on your secret mission lad. What could you be doing at this hour?
I'm going to-
Wew, it's a secret mission lass.
>Having fun in these twitch raids I lost track of time kek it reminds me of /b/ raids
With Forsen's Bongo Bongo Land? Tell me next time and I'll join you for some fun
Bye for now lassie.
773e89 No.179070
I bet Lauren would be a really good gf. She does strike me as a girl who would be loyal and she is confident and friendly too. Exactly the sort of girl that I and many others would like. She could be my Misaki. Sure, she does dress like a thot quite often, but I think she has enough sense to tone it down were she married and with children. I had to delete my pictures of her though because they were causing me to think of sinful things.
f3f02d No.179072
>>179069
Yeah kek will do
Smh alright lad see you
f3f02d No.179073
>>179072
what a weird img tbh
cee746 No.179074
>>178899
>muh Iranians
Is this to be the new one? Friendly reminder that false flagging techniques for cyberattacks were part of the Vault 7 thing.
4e9590 No.179075
>it's a thread not made by neo episode
nice one
4e9590 No.179076
>sleps in jeans and docs last night
Alcohol was a mistake
cee746 No.179077
>>179076
>consuming the Devil's Drink
4e9590 No.179078
cee746 No.179079
>>179078
It's okay when it's cider tbh
4e9590 No.179080
I'm going out with JewT at 12 too
cee746 No.179081
fa8853 No.179082
4e9590 No.179084
fa8853 No.179085
>>179084
Hey lad, how're things?
4e9590 No.179086
>>179085
I can't work out if I'm mildy hung over or still drunk
88cf41 No.179087
>>179075
I never make communism editions though smh.
>>179076
Bad lad, you're supposed to take them off when you're with her.
4e9590 No.179088
>>179087
>Bad lad, you're supposed to take them off when you're with her.
What do you mean by this
9d3bb1 No.179089
REALLY shit thread tbh
>>178888
nice
>>178992
STOP WATCHING PORN
>>179077
>a sober navy
>sober
>navy
top kek
>>179082
morning lad
break or co2?
fa8853 No.179090
>>179086
Kek,iktf lad
>>179089
Break action is good for reliability and dependability but is a lot less stealthy (having to reload makes alot of movement). CO2 is more fiddly, expensive and (apparently) less powerful but more stealthy and fun. PCP's are apparently the best but more expensive, worth looking into though
fa8853 No.179091
4e9590 No.179092
88cf41 No.179093
>>178918
That's definitely not me btw, smh.
>>179088
You were sleeping rough because you were away from home with her right?
4e9590 No.179094
>>179093
>You were sleeping rough because you were away from home with her right?
No? I try to limit my drinking when I'm with her And I wouldn't want to kick her with docs whilst sleeping
88cf41 No.179097
>>179094
W-well try harder then. Btw someone has been using your proxies to ask about gay anime. I assume that's not actually you.
>>179095
That's a horrifying zoom.
4e9590 No.179098
>>179097
I am trying harder, we're meeting up again today Mass delete those posts please
9d3bb1 No.179099
>this cost £2
truly Jewish
>>179090
>>179091
ta lad
>>179096
c'est amuse
4e9590 No.179100
yeah no i think i'm still drunk
4e9590 No.179101
aaaahhh it'll look really bad if I meet up with her whilst heavily hung over/drunk
88cf41 No.179102
>>179101
Drink some water. Then have a pinch of salt and eat something decent.
9d3bb1 No.179103
>>179091
PCP is out of my price range tbh,
looking at these atm - the co2 would be nice but it doesn't come with a scope, which would push the price up more to £200 than £150 which is my limit
being able to fire multiple shots sounds fun, but having a single shot on full power every time, with a scope, sounds better for anything other than plinking/target shooting
4e9590 No.179106
>>179105
I don't really rate her
fa8853 No.179107
>>179103
>>179104
Exactly, having thought about it I reckon a break action would be best for you in your current situation. They're cheap, reliable, need little maintenance and just as long as it's zeroed in, accurate. Go with a break action
9d3bb1 No.179108
>>179107
yeah, that beeman is steal as well, £125 off - I'll just have to get used to re-zeroing
fa8853 No.179109
>>179108
Yeah, but that isn't that hard to do, you're basically just going some target practice
7f6035 No.179110
>>179100
hey me 2 but not drunk
4e9590 No.179111
>>179110
What was your poison last night?
7f6035 No.179112
>>179111
pink instas and spangle
7f6035 No.179113
>>179099
lidls is 2.35 for a 250g jar smh, and the 500g jars are 4 quid at asda
03c337 No.179115
Mooooooorning l a d s
a
d
s
>>178992
made me chuckle, I've done that before more than once.
>>179099
the one I'll be buying is a penny shy of £3
>>179112
aren't you doing those a little too regularly for the ol' serotin lad?
03c337 No.179116
>>179115
ahh the bold text ruined it
88cf41 No.179117
Fresh mummypill
>dinosaurs aren't real
I'm drawing the line here. This far, no further mummy.
7f6035 No.179118
>>179115
>too regularly
pre and post loading 5htp and co-consuming piracetam and ginko biloba, almost got the magic back already. also i dont think ive got much of a serotonin system left anyway tbf.
773e89 No.179119
>>179117
Prove dinosaurs existed.
7f6035 No.179120
03c337 No.179121
>>179101
Don't drink 'some water' lad, down a bottle or 2 of lucozade sport and take some paracetamol or asprinas. And tbh it was friday last night so it's no big deal, just be open about it and don't make excuses.
7f6035 No.179122
>>179121
>lucozade sport
fizzy orange > sport
but monster > lucozade
03c337 No.179123
>>179117
have you ever seen dino bones? have you carbon dated them? I mean really lad this isn't the one to draw the line at.
>>179118
>supplements
fair play
>isn't much left anyway
ahhhhhhhh that isn't an excuse to throw the rest of it to the windddddddd
03c337 No.179124
>>179122
It's not about flavour lad it's about hydration, he needs those electrolyte and salt ridden sports drinks to get his brain to start growing again.
That being said orange lucozade sport is better than fizzy orange tbh. White monster beats all 3.
Oh have you tried the new levi roots drink flavour btw?
88cf41 No.179125
>>179123
But I like dinosaurs smh.
773e89 No.179126
>>179120
I cannot. I didn't claim to exist in the first place though.
7f6035 No.179127
>>179124
>electrolytes
anything will do that, especially monster, kek.
>new levi roots flavour
no? i fucking love the caribbean one, but its always expensive for some reason.
7f6035 No.179128
03c337 No.179129
>>179125
And I like TES games lad, doesn't make them real. If you wanna find the truth you best work on geting your carbon dating skills up to par
>>179127
Yeah the caribbean crush is the best. Prolly my favourite fizzy drink tbh. The new flavour taste like watermelon gummies and I'm rather a fan tbh
4e9590 No.179130
>>179127
>>179124
>drinking the liquid wog
4e9590 No.179131
>>179121
I'll get a bottle on the way to hers.
03c337 No.179132
>>179130
they're hydrating lad, you need hydration more that what water will do for you. If you wanted to go clean then you should've downed 2 pints of water last night like I do when I'm pissed, but the time for that is no longer here.
03c337 No.179133
>>179130
oh you meant levi kek
nah lad it tastes delicious
cee746 No.179134
>>179129
Have you ever proved that the half life of carbon-13 is what they say it is?
7f6035 No.179135
>>179134
can you prove nuclear decay is real?
03c337 No.179136
>>179134
I certainly haven't lad, we can go down that rabbot hole forever. Point is, I'm not the one saying that dinosaurs were real smh
cee746 No.179137
>>179135
Marie Curie already did that, she wouldn't have lied to me.
03c337 No.179138
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Omar's giving free coaching and I don't have the time or dosh to go to the gym
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7f6035 No.179139
>>179137
>imlplying the freemasons didnt kill her for meddling with esoteric magik
4e9590 No.179140
03c337 No.179141
>>179140
good luck oh celibate one
4e9590 No.179142
03c337 No.179143
>>179142
Tbh I called you it cus dafty did once but it looks like I used the incorrect word smh
but seriously
GOOD LUCK
7f6035 No.179147
cee746 No.179148
>read a wikipedia article about an ancient empire
>see the words "male privilege"
7f6035 No.179149
>>179148
links and greentext or youre an agent provocateur
88cf41 No.179150
Binposter will do anything to try and defame the board and it's users, smh.
>>179148
>marxist revisionism for ancient history
Sweden is already doing this in their museums.
7f6035 No.179154
7f6035 No.179155
03c337 No.179160
>>179157
depends on the person tbh. some people actually do rise above, although most people don't
88cf41 No.179161
>>179154
Allegedly. He's usually more refined in his shitposting.
7f6035 No.179162
7f6035 No.179164
this is like that film where eddie murphy played all the characters
74e554 No.179166
Have people from this board met IRL?
74e554 No.179171
>>179167
>>179168
>>179169
You sound angered by this topic... tell me about it lad.
cee746 No.179174
>>179149
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-Assyrian_Empire#Eunuchs_in_elite_society
>In their uniform and clothing, they wore the same as intact males and oftentimes, eunuchs had more male privilege than non-eunuchs, as they were allowed in the most hypermasculine of places: the personal space of the king.
fa8853 No.179175
773e89 No.179176
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
773e89 No.179178
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
88cf41 No.179179
>>179174
>eunuchs
>male privilege
>HYPERMASCULINE
This is awful.
>>179176
Golden One is a modern day Achilles tbh.
>>179177
I am /newbrit/'s SA.
cee746 No.179180
>>179166
Vanlad got wessex involved in his phallus worship cult construction and carpentry enterprise.
773e89 No.179182
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
fa8853 No.179185
03c337 No.179186
>>179166
The druids (Vanlad, Wess and Anprim) know each other. TBBK knows Wess but Wess apparently doesn't remember what TBBK looks like. Think lamb has met alberto IRL, although alberto doesn't actually belong to the board. That's about it I think
>>179179
He definitely isn't, TGO doesn't compare slihtly to Achilles
03c337 No.179187
>>179186
In hindsight I want to move that apparently 4 words left tbh
9d3bb1 No.179188
>>179113
>>179115
ain't no party like a marmite party
decided on the beeman btw vanlad, just have to choose the ammo now
>>179177
tbh
74e554 No.179189
>>179186
>The druids (Vanlad, Wess and Anprim) know each other. TBBK knows Wess but Wess apparently doesn't remember what TBBK looks like. Think lamb has met alberto IRL, although alberto doesn't actually belong to the board. That's about it I think
22st said he met daftie just the last thread. I guess people haven't met too much actually then, which makes sense for a small board.
74e554 No.179191
>>179190
>Also I might have met Herts very recently.
>mfw all these secret meetings
fa8853 No.179192
>>179186
>TBBK knows Wess but Wess apparently doesn't remember what TBBK
Shiiieeet when did this happen?
>22st said he met daftie just the last thread
I thought it was Herts who met daftie?
74e554 No.179193
>>179190
>Also I might have met Herts very recently.
Tell us about it.
74e554 No.179194
Wait a second
>Neo becomes mod
>Says Herts is very happy with how they're doing
>They also met recently
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what did you do for the modship Neo?
03c337 No.179195
>>179189
Oh yeah and herts met dafty that was it. I know nothing about 22st meeting dafty tho.
>>179190
TGO is a regular dude and very little else.
>spoiler
ahh the collusion and corruption spreads deeper than we know...
did YOU 2 shag then?
>>179192
Back in their NA dafty days. Better to ask Wess tho, might be getting it wrong.
fa8853 No.179197
>>179195
>BBK
Now this I didn't know, thought BBK hated NA?
74e554 No.179198
>>179196
>It's up to Herts whether he wants you all to know or not.
>(sweats).jpg
This board is like one giant gangbang isn't it?
03c337 No.179199
>>179197
Again not a topic I know much about but TBBK has claimed to have met Wess in the past when they were both NA affiliated. TBBK definitely was a part of NA though as he has in the past spoken of it, it seems he might've grown to dislike it after learning that the lads were not of the same moral character to he
cee746 No.179200
>>179190
>even Herts and Neo have met
>at the same time Neo becomes a mod
03c337 No.179201
>>179196
Definitely gonna bully herts about this later tbh
>>179198
>and I wasn't invited
fuck all a y'all
74e554 No.179202
>>179200
Really makes you think…
03c337 No.179203
>>179202
Really makes me think…
cee746 No.179204
>>179195
>implying Herts would partake in gayism
03c337 No.179205
>>179204
I don't know what to believe anymore lad, my reality has been shattered by these aspersions. It seems like we must mercilessly and vigorously ask herts if this is the truth or not tbh
88cf41 No.179206
My mum was born in Hertfordshire before her family moved to London.
03c337 No.179207
File: 48dc90a37aac998⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.12 KB, 500x353, 500:353, First reminded me of the m….jpg)
File: 94c5d46fedc1f7c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 135.17 KB, 938x938, 1:1, dc5af6894d52ce5c645bb931b2….jpg)
I'm definitely thinking about something here lads…
9d3bb1 No.179208
>>179192
>>179195
>>179199
he was at the 2016 liverpool conference and remembered my face since I occasionally post pics, but I don't remember anyone from there because I was too busy worrying about being stranded in liverpool aka hell on earth
>>179204
tbh he's gone off the deep end recently with all of the civic posting, communism etc
wouldn't be surprised if he went full poz
773e89 No.179209
I walked. Saw three sexy girls in quick succession. Really wanted to grab the third one right there, and seriously considered moving in really close as I passed her and sniffing her hair.
fa8853 No.179210
>>179199
Wew, I'm intrigued now
>tfw no one has met me
I'm happy with this
74e554 No.179211
When your fellow posters will travel the length and breadth of the british isles to have sweaty gay bum sex with each other but apparently talking while you watch a movie together is too much because you're "S-shy". I will bully all of you if I ever meet you irl.
>>179204
He would definitely.
>>179209
>mfw
fa8853 No.179213
>>179207
Based civic thots tbh
>>179208
Fair enough, was he part of NA for any length of time?
74e554 No.179214
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179212
Superior Wishmaster inc.
03c337 No.179215
>>179208
>2016
damn lad, you were a dafty just as recently as 2016?
>hell on earth
smh lad it surely isn't as bad as London. I went there once to the maritime museum and and it was kinda cool
>>179210
>happy with this
smh lad don't you want to have met all these zany posting personalities IRL?
ce9f00 No.179216
9d3bb1 No.179217
>>179212
>hitchens memes have devalued into nothingness because he's pro-miscegenation
>>179213
probably quite a while, he lives in liverpool which was NA central afaik, what with it being a commie shithole
>>179215
yeah lad, dropped out of uni and became a dafty mid 2016, got immediately picked up by the thought police, studied them for a while, became a druid and began to work with vanlad
fa8853 No.179218
>>179215
I guess so, it's just I try to keep my shitposting as far away from real life as possible tbh
03c337 No.179219
>wanted to lewd post again but I must resist
smh lads what immense virility the Gods chose to give me. A blessing and a curse…
>>179217
Truly, the hands of fate work in strange ways
>>179218
Kek that's probably for the best tbh, I wouldn't be happy if the stuff I do on here followed me back IRL. All of my posts being satire and irony aside
25a5b7 No.179220
>>179195
>>179189
>>179192
I didn't meet Daftie tbh
03c337 No.179221
anyhaps brb chums, mandam gotta get out of bed
ce9f00 No.179222
>>179220
This was, quite obviously a meme
25a5b7 No.179223
>>179222
Yeah I did it for a reason
74e554 No.179224
19 and Single White Male…
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_
…Seeking a CUTE 16-25 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
*16-25 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Yorkshire or Northern England area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Excessive Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
>>179218
>I guess so, it's just I try to keep my shitposting as far away from real life as possible tbh
I'm a laid back, relaxed person who doesn't take things too seriously. I wouldn't mind meeting someone from this board at all. If they really are a government agent and want to imprison me or talk to me or something just for being a normal person with views that would be seen as normal or even liberal 60 years ago then I figure I wasn't really meant for this world.
>>179222
>>179220
My greatest weakness… I'm too trusting.
25a5b7 No.179225
>having such great fap gains you need an oversized gauntlet for your fap hand
88cf41 No.179226
>>179220
Good morning lad.
74e554 No.179227
>>179225
Is he left handed? You're supposed to have a greater degree of protection on the arm which faces the enemy when holding your weapon.
25a5b7 No.179228
>>179224
>19
>seeking up to 26 year old
smh don't take whatever pill it was my brother took
>My greatest weakness… I'm too trusting.
Me too, lass. We're like that lass who was kept in that keep with another dimension inside of it smh.
74e554 No.179229
*lays trap in /newbrit/*
>>179228
Ah, Rizna, smh, such a sad lass. You have a good memory lad.
88cf41 No.179230
>>179225
That's just his powerfist lad, it's blessed by the Golden One to do +2 melee damage.
74e554 No.179231
>>179230
What chapter is that? Doesn't look like Ultramarines.
25a5b7 No.179232
>>179226
Morning? I-I was on a secret mission. Morning lass
>>179227
>Is he left handed? You're supposed to have a greater degree of protection on the arm which faces the enemy when holding your weapon.
It's a riding gauntlet called a manifer apparently. I suppose it's a tournement only thing.
>>179229
Keek, only because she reminded me of myself smh
>>179230
Keek. It certainly is cool tbh got to love some asymmetry.
cee746 No.179233
>>179228
>not liking older women
Lass
74e554 No.179234
>>179232
>It's a riding gauntlet called a manifer apparently. I suppose it's a tournement only thing.
That makes sense because you hold the shield with the left hand in a joust, and the shield is going to be taking some damage. Extra protection would help.
>>179230
Looks like a Crimson Fist from the Red Power fist and logo on the pauldron.
74e554 No.179236
What warhammer army do you play Neo? I don't think you ever said, just said you hated Space Marines.
74e554 No.179237
>>179232
>(71)
Lad how do you post all the way through the night? Had a nice sleep in all this morning until half Eleven.
8dd73c No.179238
>>179188
sweet good choice
25a5b7 No.179239
>>179235
*throws you off your horse*
the lad winning is a friend or at least acquaintance to Civic Fencer
fa8853 No.179240
>>179219
> I wouldn't be happy if the stuff I do on here followed me back IRL.
Exactly
>>179224
Yeah it's not out of fear or contempt or anything, I'm sure you're all really nice. It's just that blurring my online life with my real life would be too weird
>>179225
Cool armor lad
fa8853 No.179241
>>179235
>>179239
Ahhh I've always wanted to try jousting
8dd73c No.179242
>>179210
>not wanting a pan-albion irl shitposting network
74e554 No.179243
First for The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem
>>179239
>Civic fencer
I'm sure Muslims will let us have our comfy re-enactment ceremonies and Jousts where we dress up as people who slaughtered entire Muslim cities during the crusades when they're the majority r-right?
>>179240
>Yeah it's not out of fear or contempt or anything, I'm sure you're all really nice. It's just that blurring my online life with my real life would be too weird
Hehe that's true, my biggest fear is that GCHQ have a dossier on me of all my embarrassing posts and will use them to smear me if I ever become their 'enemy' for some reason. T-that would be against my 'uman rights though right?
I'd still like to meet up though, even if it's just for a pint. (Although I don't really drink).
fa8853 No.179245
>>179242
>>179243
Ahhh it is tempting tbh
74e554 No.179246
Nobody lives in the North though you're all Southerners with your wealthy lifestyles and high population density.
Any of you need me to explain what a tree is?
8dd73c No.179247
>>179245
i get your hesitation tho lad, but its kinda now or never, this sort of place will be shutdown at some point.
8dd73c No.179248
>>179246
>high population density
>what are semi rural villages
fuck you you dirty poorthener
25a5b7 No.179249
>>179240
>Cool armor lad
thanks lass, it's one of the armours of are thicc King Henry VIII. They had to invent a new way of suspending it since he got too fat to have it rest on his hips.
8dd73c No.179250
>>179243
fuck dossiers lad they could make something up and do the same thing.
b1d1a8 No.179251
>>179246
>not wanting to live in conditions similar to the dystopian world of Blade Runner 2049
Lad…
ce9f00 No.179252
Aaaah I want a suit of armour.
25a5b7 No.179253
>>179243
>I'm sure Muslims will let us have our comfy re-enactment ceremonies and Jousts where we dress up as people who slaughtered entire Muslim cities during the crusades when they're the majority r-right?
>pretending like a Muslim majority will be any different than a white majority
Also one pic of him where he has that facial hair we talked about a few threads back
8dd73c No.179254
>>179251
>not wanting to live in the autoritarian paradise cities of brave new world
fa8853 No.179255
>>179247
True, I've got one or two of you on the Bongo Bongo Land though
25a5b7 No.179256
>>179241
Pretty risky even today lad, but I am sure you could try it somewhere
Riding a horse was enough for me tbh
>>179252
Any specific style, lass?
88cf41 No.179257
>>179232
>secret mission
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>>179234
It is a Crimson Fists one. People associate them heavily with powerfists because they were featured in some really old artwork for an early edition.
>>179236
My 40k collection is pretty much just one box of Cadian guardsmen, Unlike most people I actually like Cadians but those models are so old now. If I ever picked up collecting again and I would have to be mad to do that I'd probably buy some tau instead.
I really wanted to play fantasy instead when I was younger but never got around to buying any. My brother has loads of stuff though.
8dd73c No.179259
>>179255
true, though i rather meant the wider goal of increasing our sphere of irl shitposting influence.
8dd73c No.179260
>>179256
surely the risk is part of the fun
fa8853 No.179261
>>179256
As vanlad says >>179260
>>179259
As I've said, it's tempting
8dd73c No.179262
>>179261
fair lad, tbf me and wess are trying to lead by example to show its possible.
25a5b7 No.179263
>>179252
You can probably afford this
74e554 No.179264
>>179248
>fuck you you dirty poorthener
How can I compete with Southern Culture… kek lad.
>>179257
>I really wanted to play fantasy instead when I was younger but never got around to buying any. My brother has loads of stuff though.
Yeah, Age of Sigmar looks so shite tbh. I really wanted a Brettonian army with those awesome square bases. My mate had a wood elves army but I never liked them really.
>My 40k collection is pretty much just one box of Cadian guardsmen,
I like Cadians too even though they're a bit bland and generic, when well painted they look great. There was an awesome double page spread diorama of Cadians in one of the latest White Dwarf's. You've seen my Praetorian guardsmen I haven't gotten around to painting yet.
I find the game itself utterly boring and dull though.
8dd73c No.179265
>>179256
riding a horse is more dangerous than taking mdma
74e554 No.179266
>>179265
>riding a horse is more dangerous than taking mdma
I've rode a horse. Guess I'm a badboy now.
25a5b7 No.179267
>>179265
THEY DIDN'T TELL ME THAT WHEN I DID IT I COULD HAVE DIED
8dd73c No.179268
>>179264
>massive cock-waving tribesman to ward off dem ayyliums and black kangs pyramid ships
#southernproblems
b1d1a8 No.179269
>>179254
If the government isn't monitoring every aspect of your daily life are you truly free? *wakes up and it was a Philip K. Dick dream*
8dd73c No.179270
>>179266
>>179267
its like 30-300x as lethal
25a5b7 No.179271
This is why we need migrants
8dd73c No.179272
>>179269
*wakes up in mandatory vr hall with 10000 others for mandatory heroin and lsd dose*
25a5b7 No.179273
come back already I want to watch you get bullied some more
b1d1a8 No.179274
>>179271
We need migrants to impregenate our middle-aged women who choose a career/hedonism over motherhood and require IVF to bare handicapped offspring.
74e554 No.179275
>tfw no gf who is literally a clone of you
Couldn't we do that in the future?
>>179271
I'll never be infertile. My libido is too high and my ancestors have a history of virility.
8dd73c No.179277
25a5b7 No.179278
>tfw too smart not to kill my brain cells
88cf41 No.179279
>>179264
Couldn't imagine ever playing it. I would probably give up at the painting table and get depressed that my expensive plastic doesn't look as good as the shiny stuff in the magazines.
>>179273
Who are you bullying lad?
74e554 No.179280
>>179276
Those people are bullying those poor lads just walking to Uni or wherever. This is why we need self defense law, you should be able to heem someone who swears and shouts threats in your face, the law protects bullies. Reeeee.
74e554 No.179281
>>179279
>Couldn't imagine ever playing it.
So you bought Warhammer… just to paint?
8dd73c No.179282
74e554 No.179283
How is Games Workshop so good at taking our fucking money.
8dd73c No.179284
>>179278
>tfw too smart to kill my braincells too
*takes neuroprotectives, nootropics and antioxidants*
fa8853 No.179285
>>179262
I'm really interested to see you that plays out ngl
8dd73c No.179286
>>179283
gimme dat plastic crack
25a5b7 No.179287
>>179279
Those lads look cool
>Who are you bullying lad?
Kraut and Tea who was considered a Skeptics big shot but got BTFO by a lot of people when he tried to attack the alt-right and race realism. No tweet or video for over a month.
8dd73c No.179288
>>179285
good, thats the point. weve aimed high so that even a low score will be a net gain to the overall 'movement', if youll forgive the term.
8dd73c No.179289
>>179288
'the movement' being equal rights for transgender immigrants, of course.
88cf41 No.179290
>>179281
Yeah. I thought I might play it with my brother's friends eventually but they all got bored and moved on by the time I was old enough to understand some of the rules.
>>179283
Their core demographic is fat aging middle-class nerds with no other happiness in life apart from booze. You can find these sorts of people all over this website spouting dumb space marine memes at each other.
>>179287
Germans don't deal with confrontation very well smh.
25a5b7 No.179291
nessun homo
What did Romans mean by this?
>>179290
>Germans don't deal with confrontation very well smh.
He's half British smh. Herts probably looks like him
74e554 No.179292
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>when you haven't eaten sweeties for a week and your brain and body are in a gruelling mental battle
>>179287
>No tweet or video for over a month.
God I hated that cunt, feels good to hear that.
>>179290
>Their core demographic is fat aging middle-class nerds with no other happiness in life apart from booze. You can find these sorts of people all over this website spouting dumb space marine memes at each other.
My friends love it and they're all nerdy young normie types, think I'm drifting away from them tbh. They talk about rick and morty and stuff aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>179290
>Germans don't deal with confrontation very well smh.
*sacrifices my entire country by starting the largest war in human history which i then lose then state since i've been beaten germans are an inferior race and don't deserve to live*
25a5b7 No.179293
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179292
>God I hated that cunt, feels good to hear that.
It's so weird how people suck his dick. It really must be just that weird accent he puts on
25a5b7 No.179294
>>179237
shit sleeping pattern smh. Will be so comfy to go to bed tonight
b1d1a8 No.179295
>>179291
What an ugly man, their cartoon alter-egos never look remotely similar to how they truly appear. What does his girlfriend look like?
88cf41 No.179296
>>179292
I guess nu-warhammer fans are as bad as nu-comic book fans. Nerd Culture made anything nerdy into a cashcow for vapid trendies.
74e554 No.179297
>when the small indian boy shows up at your door to deliver your Amazon products
Ah, feels just like the Raj.
>>179294
Are you going to sleep before 12 tonight? Kek, I'll believe it when I see it.
25a5b7 No.179298
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Keek I love this. I guess my Vikang ancestors had Sami blood smh
>>179295
Dno, this I think
https://archive.org/details/youtube-sC6WP5_cmVg
Apparently he was keeping a girl as a prisoner at some point
ce9f00 No.179299
>>179297
what did you buy?
74e554 No.179300
>>179296
>I guess nu-warhammer fans are as bad as nu-comic book fans. Nerd Culture made anything nerdy into a cashcow for vapid trendies.
You should watch the Nerd Crew videos RedLetterMedia do, they're so entertaining it's amazing the amount of merchandise they find.
74e554 No.179301
>>179299
>what did you buy?
I'll show you after I get out of the shower.
25a5b7 No.179302
>>179297
>Are you going to sleep before 12 tonight? Kek, I'll believe it when I see it.
sad thing is I sometimes get a boost of energy just when I was planning to go to bed despite almost falling asleep earlier in the day smh stupid body
74e554 No.179303
>>179302
>sad thing is I sometimes get a boost of energy just when I was planning to go to bed despite almost falling asleep earlier in the day smh stupid body
You must have night stalker genes lad.
25a5b7 No.179304
>that face when you see somebody source storm-front so you can ignore all of their points and arguments
25a5b7 No.179305
>>179303
Never played dota or dota 2 but I find some of their designs pretty aesthetic. Some are bland and boring though tbh
ce9f00 No.179306
9d3bb1 No.179307
>>179277
I'm thinking the 22 H&N Coppa-Point Pellets and the 177 Marksman Pointed Pellets
the Bisleys say they're only good up to 25 yards, doesn't seem like much for hunting.
Looking at £162 shekerus for the rifle and 700 pellets then
74e554 No.179308
>>179305
This psionic trap makes my dick diamonds tbqh.
74e554 No.179309
Pembs you've got another cosplay to do for us after the last one, oh yeah it was Sucy.
74e554 No.179310
88cf41 No.179312
>>179305
Don't fall for the moba meme.
>>179308
>trap
You mean it's a boy?
25a5b7 No.179313
>>179308
Naga Siren and legion commander tbh
25a5b7 No.179314
>>179312
>Don't fall for the moba meme.
Nah I couldn't play it
>You mean it's a boy?
One of her attacks have "trap" in it. It's a lass(lass)
fa8853 No.179315
>>179288
Good stuff, how're things going anyway?
74e554 No.179316
>>179313
>Character model has the boobs out
Too lewd tbh.
>Legion Commander
You want to be dominated by a civic lass, lad? Kinky.
>>179312
>You mean it's a boy?
Hehe, it's just an old /d2g/ meme. She has a trap ability and one of her common voice lines is "The secret is out!". She was one of my favourite heroes and she's an absolute beast at farming and dishing out damage.
>blink daggering onto an enemy hero then meld striking them with daedelus desolator
Don't play anymore though, I kicked that addiction. It's worse than crack.
25a5b7 No.179317
ahhh so many of them look cool
>they changed the design on one of the ones I liked
ahhhhh whyyyyy
74e554 No.179318
>>179317
>tfw a 15 year old paki joined as a mid for Evil Geniuses and won the largest Dota 2 tournament of all time (when it happened)
Child prodigies always depress the shit out of me.
25a5b7 No.179319
>>179316
>You want to be dominated by a civic lass, lad? Kinky.
smh she looks civic but it's just a cool aesthetic with those back flags. Like this lad on the left from the film we watched
25a5b7 No.179320
74e554 No.179322
>>179320
He won $1.3m for winning that tournament, at age 16 I think. Quite impressive.
9d3bb1 No.179323
>>179315
vanlad is getting on quite well recently with his work afaik, I'm mouldering in the countryside with no way of doing much, attempting to pass the theory and practical driving tests so I can escape to a town or some other shitty place where I can find work.
25a5b7 No.179324
74e554 No.179325
>>179324
Do you feel the feels I feel lad? That of looking at a 15 year old boy winning over a million dollars for playing a videogame?
74e554 No.179327
>>179326
Nevermind then lad.
25a5b7 No.179328
>>179327
What do you feel? We'll never know if you don't tell me.
74e554 No.179329
>>179328
That you could fight in the army for 10 years and not make that amount of money but a 15 year old pakistani kid gets a fluke tournament win (Yes it was a fluke, EG have came 9th or 12th in their latest tournament, Dota is notoriously inconsistent with which pro-teams win.) and wins over a million dollars.
This is why I never care about money tbh, who cares if I spend £20 to buy a friend a shirt or a meal and make them happy, in the grand scheme of things it's nothing.
ce9f00 No.179330
>>179322
*mugs him outside McDonalds*
ce9f00 No.179331
ce9f00 No.179332
ce9f00 No.179333
25a5b7 No.179334
>>179329
Always a good thing to have money though, no?
25a5b7 No.179335
8dd73c No.179336
>>179315
>>179323
this tbf, waiting on wessex to be driving so i can give him more work
773e89 No.179337
Someone drove past me in a sports car on my second walk just now. As they drove past they shouted "TWAT!".
The joke is on them however for they are the one driving fast so I could not respond, and they would never say that to my face, which is another reason they chose to drive really fast. And what sort of loser feels a need to do that? He is driving, should he not focus on that? And he also did not realise that I am an enlightened being, owing to my long minutes of meditation, and am thus unaffected by silly things like words. I am above earthly follies such as this.
Me: 1
Sports Car Bully: 0
8dd73c No.179338
>>179337
you are the twat, as he said.
25a5b7 No.179340
shower time tbh don't peek
9d3bb1 No.179341
>>179333
PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS
>>179339
>just ban everything tbh
8dd73c No.179342
b1d1a8 No.179343
>>179336
I need work. Can I have some work please?
>>179339
What about airsoft?
ce9f00 No.179344
>>179343
No idea tbh, I think they'll leave that alone.
88cf41 No.179345
>ignores Trump importing over a thousand mentally deficient migrants from Australian holding facilities
>ignores Trump going full ziocuck on Iran
>ignores Trump weakening on gun control
>ignores Trump weakening on amnesty
>stickies some shit about Obamacare for more BASED TRUMP backpatting
/pol/ is such a shit board now.
8dd73c No.179346
>>179343
are you a mostly native southern lad wholl work for £8/h?
b1d1a8 No.179347
74e554 No.179348
>No luxemburg
Even dafties can't think big.
8dd73c No.179349
>>179347
really? are you within travelling distance of for instance se22 and bn16
ce9f00 No.179350
>>179348
>wanting Luxembourg
no thanks
74e554 No.179351
>>179350
The grand duchy of Luxemburg is rightful Germanic clay, lad.
74e554 No.179354
Would unironically live in that world.
ce9f00 No.179355
>>179351
I'd rather build a big wall around it tbh.
ce9f00 No.179356
>>179353
>>179353
Some of these maps make no sense tbh.
b1d1a8 No.179357
>>179349
Hour and a half by train to SE22, around two hours to BN16. Not too far.
ce9f00 No.179359
>>179358
That one is the worst of two, and just plays into world conquest fantasies from map games. smh tbh
74e554 No.179360
>>179359
A totalitarian state could definitely conquer that much territory and hold it tbh. A few generations of propaganda and the populations of Britain and France would begin to see themselves as part of Germany as well.
ce9f00 No.179361
8dd73c No.179362
>>179357
sound ill bear that in mind
74e554 No.179363
>>179361
Hasn't liberalism done the same?
88cf41 No.179364
>>179352
Is this anywhere accurate to the territorial ambitions of the Axis? I know Japan wanted to reach India but I'm pretty sure Germany's ambitions ended at the western side of the Ural Mountains.
8dd73c No.179365
74e554 No.179366
>>179364
It's fairly accurate, some parts are a larp though.
Germany's ambition didn't end at the Ural, there were concrete plans for a greater Turkestan and other states to break up the SU, and invasions of India through the conquered territories of the Soviet Union.
ce9f00 No.179367
>>179363
liberalism is not Wehrbauer, the only accurate part of that map is Germany's expansion into Russia.
>>179364
no, it's based upon Man in the High Castle iirc? But that seems to be fuelled by totalitarian fantasies
88cf41 No.179368
>>179366
>greater Turkestan
Smh, why does Germany have to involve the turks in everything it does.
74e554 No.179369
>>179364
>>179367
>the only accurate part of that map is Germany's expansion into Russia.
There are SS documents detailing the incorporation of French territories into Germany along the lines of old Burgundy and the Holy Roman Empire though lad. They might have been a larp in realistic terms but if the Germans somehow defeated the Allies with some new superweapon or brilliant tactic or something, it's completely possible. Hitler wanted to increase the power of the SS over the army and become even more larpy as time went on.
ce9f00 No.179370
>>179368
Tbh the Turkestan plan was just a very long idea of using turkic POWs from the Soviet army to disrupt the Soviet Union. The map has a severe lack of client and puppet states, there's no real reason for Germany to rule over countries that they help establish, after all the SS foreign divisions and even the Wehrmacht foreign volunteers where mainly to create a pro-German military cadre that would keep their nations aligned with Germany.
>>179369
Himmler, wanted the SS to be that powerful, not Hitler. Himmler planned for the SS to be the new European aristocracy, but there is a reason why there was puppet states like Vichy France, Norway, and the others, because it's easier to let people control themselves than to have to manage everything yourself.
b1d1a8 No.179371
>>179362
Tell me when and I can be there lad. I could do with some extra money and doing some proper work.
>>179366
It was Rosenberg who wanted a Greater Turkestan, Hitler rejected it.
9d3bb1 No.179372
>>179369
ey lad i'm bored as shit, want to start the vanilla server?
74e554 No.179373
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_(Nazism)
It's such a great wiki page. Some of it is Jewish larp and scaremongering, large parts of it are based on actual documents, but it's a great read nevertheless.
>>179370
>Himmler, wanted the SS to be that powerful, not Hitler. Himmler planned for the SS to be the new European aristocracy, but there is a reason why there was puppet states like Vichy France, Norway, and the others, because it's easier to let people control themselves than to have to manage everything yourself.
I'm sure they were intended to be put under eventual German control tbh. I mean the Germans annexed Vichy France as soon as it became a military liability.
>>179371
>It was Rosenberg who wanted a Greater Turkestan, Hitler rejected it.
What a square. I'm sure these sorts of ideas were all in the general mileu of the third reich anyway. I would've loved to see what they'd have done if they won.
>tfw no daftie european empire to start WW3 with asia and bring all of earth under european control then explore the stars
ce9f00 No.179374
But yeah, no Vichy France, the conquest of South America? No Portuguese colonies, free Galicia? Mexico being a German client state? The Middle Eastern regimes in Iran, Turkey, and Iraq were friendly towards the Nazis before the war, dividing up the UK into Scotland, Wales, England, and that southern bit is silly, no Italian African possessions, never mind the Japanese portions of this map.
74e554 No.179375
>>179372
Sure lad. ^_^
>>179374
>But yeah, no Vichy France, the conquest of South America? No Portuguese colonies, free Galicia? Mexico being a German client state? The Middle Eastern regimes in Iran, Turkey, and Iraq were friendly towards the Nazis before the war, dividing up the UK into Scotland, Wales, England, and that southern bit is silly, no Italian African possessions, never mind the Japanese portions of this map.
I disagree. Military technology has gotten to the point where a modern military has such a force multiplier over unarmed civilians you can rule over massive tracts of land with ease. The totalitarian regimes would disarm the regions they conquered and have no problem using biological and conventional weapons to keep the peace, slaughtering entire cities if they felt it necessary. I think it was a very real world possibility, tbh.
74e554 No.179376
>There was also an effort by Martin Bormann and Himmler to introduce new marriage legislation to facilitate population growth, which would have allowed decorated war heroes to marry an additional wife.
ce9f00 No.179378
>>179373
This map does take place after the war, during the war annexation makes sense to make sure everything is run your way and to prevent liabilities, but this is set after Axis victory, yet for some reason Japan takes precedent over Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland,
>>179375
What's that got to do with WW2 lad? I'm not saying it is or isn't possible, but in the Axis scheme of things that map is very silly.
74e554 No.179381
>>179380
Goebbels just seems like an autistic NEET who got way too much power, kek.
ce9f00 No.179382
>>179381
Himmler was a failed chicken farmer lol.
25a5b7 No.179384
>>179381
>he'd be using Pepe for propaganda today
88cf41 No.179385
Imagine the border autism that would happen if your average yank /pol/ack actually got the power to do it. They would create a blob almost as bad as the EU.
74e554 No.179386
>>179385
As long as you have a homogeneous Imperial metropol, racial hierarchy and border controls blobs don't matter to me tbh.
ce9f00 No.179387
25a5b7 No.179388
>>179385
screw natural borders we need squares tbh
88cf41 No.179389
>>179386
This is a terrible idea. Britain just needs to be British, Germany just needs to be German etc. Countries must be organic again.
>>179388
>yank state squares
STOP
a5f97e No.179390
*kidnaps poster below and takes them as my bride*
b1d1a8 No.179391
>>179388
You got the Caliphate of London wrong because that would put me in it. :,(
74e554 No.179392
>>179389
>This is a terrible idea. Britain just needs to be British, Germany just needs to be German etc. Countries must be organic again.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
03c337 No.179394
>>179390
Interesting pick tbh. I didn't see it coming
8dd73c No.179395
b1d1a8 No.179396
a5f97e No.179397
*rides to next village and captures poster below as my slave*
25a5b7 No.179399
>>179393
what is that
>>179390
Hullo, lass. How's our favourite skeleton?
25a5b7 No.179401
ahhh I hope nothing bad happens to me
8dd73c No.179402
ce9f00 No.179403
>>179399
It's a map of Frankly, and hungerier. one day I'd like to live in Busyantium tbh.
Also I don't think that's our favourite neighbourhood skeletal.
a5f97e No.179404
*horse goes lame and has to be shot at side of road. enters next village and uses poster below as my mount*
ce9f00 No.179405
>>179400
BULLY NOT SO TOUGH
8dd73c No.179406
ce9f00 No.179407
03c337 No.179408
>>179400
looks as though your shitposting has caught up to you lad
74e554 No.179409
*replaces poster belows medication with aphrodesiac and adds them to my harem*
25a5b7 No.179410
>>179405
>>179404
>pegging that beautiful bum
8dd73c No.179412
>>179409
*has already replaced aphrodisiac with dmt*
ce9f00 No.179413
8dd73c No.179414
a5f97e No.179416
*a lord grows hungry on the road home, enters next village and devours poster below in front of all his loved ones*
74e554 No.179417
Okay maybe that was a mistake smh.
ce9f00 No.179418
>>179417
That was also a mistake lad
25a5b7 No.179419
>>179417
You're going to have to fuck me now smh. that's the rules
74e554 No.179420
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*Gets eaten by lord daftie lass*
88cf41 No.179421
>>179392
There are no British people in India smh.
>>179417
You have to live with mistakes lad.
74e554 No.179422
>>179419
aren't you taller and like twice my weight probably
74e554 No.179423
>>179421
>There are no British people in India smh.
There were, they were just the elite ruling class smh. That's how it should be tbh.
a5f97e No.179424
*a lord needs entertainment on his way home, enters next village and orders poster below to perform a hearty semi-erotic jig in their undergarments*
ce9f00 No.179425
88cf41 No.179426
>>179423
I don't want a billion poos under my banner, underclass or not.
ce9f00 No.179427
03c337 No.179428
74e554 No.179429
>>179426
YOU DON'T WANT BRITAIN TO RULE THE WORLD REEEE YOU AREN'T BRITISH TBH
ce9f00 No.179430
>>179428
Oh, did you want that lad?
25a5b7 No.179431
>>179422
>getting dominated by me by default
keek
8dd73c No.179432
>>179426
the poos make good snuff tho
a5f97e No.179433
*takes main road home to find many refugees crowding around a screaming lads, a lord rushes in and destroys the refugees freeing the poster below and taking them as my mistress*
773e89 No.179434
f3f02d No.179435
can someone tell me what all the deleted posts and stuff were I feel so out of the loop smh
03c337 No.179436
>>179430
He got the lucky roll lad, your legs are the best on board.
ce9f00 No.179437
8dd73c No.179438
>>179435
tbbk impersonating various lasses
f3f02d No.179440
>>179438
oh that's underwhelming thanks lad
773e89 No.179441
Jenny has amazing feet. I want to rub them all over my face and lick those soles.
88cf41 No.179443
>>179429
I just want the British Isles to united and free of the fuss and bother of the outside world.
>when you type in tolkien to google image search you get daenerys motherofdragons in the third row
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>179440
I deleted a few of my own posts as well for various reasons.
8dd73c No.179444
8dd73c No.179445
74e554 No.179446
>>179439
Looks fun as fuck.
03c337 No.179447
>>179439
>Attacking a living tree
A step too far
ce9f00 No.179448
>>179443
>deleting your own posts
smh
74e554 No.179449
>>179443
>I just want the British Isles to united and free of the fuss and bother of the outside world.
We'll need to march on Dublin and the Faroe Islands then.
WIFE RAID TBH
25a5b7 No.179450
74e554 No.179451
SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND
BUT NOW SHE'S IN THE HAREM OF AN ENGLISH MAN
tbh
88cf41 No.179452
>>179449
We can leave the Faroese tbh, that would just be bullying. The taigs have definitely got to go though.
>>179450
No lad, we'd all thrive with our own little patch of green heaven to pass on to our descendants.
03c337 No.179453
>>179449
I approve of conquest, but I think we're better than the world domination lark. The brainless europeans should be left to their land squabbles. The imaginative British man looks at the horizon. We should turn our eyes towards spacial expansion tbh
>>179451
choon
8dd73c No.179454
>>179451
SHE FLIPPED BURGERS ON THE GRIDDLE IN A FASTFOOD VAN
NOW SHES SPREADING MARMITE FOR A DRUID MAN
74e554 No.179456
>>179453
>I approve of conquest, but I think we're better than the world domination lark. The brainless europeans should be left to their land squabbles. The imaginative British man looks at the horizon. We should turn our eyes towards spacial expansion tbh
But when we find unobtainium in the middle of a foreign planet full of civic lasses we'll bring it back and build giant mecha to conquer the world tbh
>>179454
kek
8dd73c No.179457
ce9f00 No.179458
25a5b7 No.179459
>>179452
>No lad, we'd all thrive with our own little patch of green heaven to pass on to our descendants.
CLOSE THE BORDER
Pic related the next generation smh
74e554 No.179460
>>179455
Was told by family I have a norman profile tbh.
ce9f00 No.179461
>tfw strong desire to buy clothes
>tfw wardrobe is full
>tfw trying to avoid spending money
reeeeee tbh
ce9f00 No.179462
>>179459
*opens your door in Beady Anglo*
25a5b7 No.179463
>>179461
>It's an Anprim is so rich he laments not being able to spend money
JUST BUY ANOTHER WARDROBE THEN ROOOOOOOOOO
03c337 No.179464
>>179452
>green heaven
smh y'all niggas and your farms. A real heaven would be the mighty and misty forests of pre-agriculture albion.
>>179461
I hear buying shrop lad clothes satisfies this urge just as well
88cf41 No.179465
Get a load of this LARP lads.
>>179455
I know someone who looks exactly like that Native Briton. He goes back and forth to Wales regularly to visit his family.
ce9f00 No.179466
>>179463
I'LL BUY YOUR WARDROBE THEN YOU POOR CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>179464
Does it lad?
8dd73c No.179467
>>179462
kek look at dem twiglegs, he couldnt lift 50kg
8dd73c No.179468
>>179466
*reeeeees with you*
03c337 No.179469
>>179465
What's wrong with it?
>>179466
Rumour has it lad. Only one way to find out
f3f02d No.179470
>>179442
wew Neo will be BO at this rate
>>179443
any interesting reasons?
>>179444
s-sorry..
8dd73c No.179472
>>179470
>neo will be bo
theres a greater than zero chance that neo is herts
25a5b7 No.179473
>>179465
comfy
>>179442
tell me more
8dd73c No.179474
88cf41 No.179476
I need a good banhammer picture to use since I've been doing that a lot today.
>>179469
Apart from feeding the yank ideal of Europe being a magical huwhite fantasy land with no borders, not a lot. I thought it might be fun to doodle on.
>>179470
Private reasons.
03c337 No.179478
Ladies please…
there's enough halloween shrop lad to go around
25a5b7 No.179479
>>179476
draw it yourself. No secrets smh lay it all bare
773e89 No.179481
03c337 No.179482
NO! LADIES I ASSURE YOU THERE REALLY IS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND
f3f02d No.179483
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>That Taxi driver who shouts loads about the Tories and fascist Theresa May is coming down to Pembs to demonstrate/talk against Stephen Crabb (Pembs evil Tory MP)
>Dad will be going and most likely partying with him afterwards
What a world
>>179472
lol
>>179476
why tell me about it then reeeeee
03c337 No.179484
>>179476
Oh ok. Has anyone done any modern roadmaps for fantasy maps? that'd be pretty cool imo
>>179480
Oh I do, don't you worry m'lad
25a5b7 No.179485
>>179483
Your dad will be a DJ at that party… time to find out who he is
88cf41 No.179486
>>179479
I'll tell you if you draw one for me.
>>179483
I don't know I had to say something aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
f3f02d No.179487
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
SICK OF THIS FASCIST TORY GOVERNMENT
25a5b7 No.179488
>>179486
>I'll tell you if you draw one for me.
Since it's you asking for it I just feel a bit lazy. Maybe in a week if I remember
f3f02d No.179489
>>179485
Will he be?
>>179486
Smh pls
03c337 No.179490
Holy shit it most be a fucking hoot and a holler to be a stock photo photographer/director/whatever you'd call them
>yeah so uh I need you to uh come to the studio in a uh sexy wrestling romper
>yeah so uh I need you to uh sit on that random stranger and uh put her in a leg lock
>yeah so uh here's you 20 bucks uh cheers
74e554 No.179492
>>179490
But you don't get to bang them, lad. What's the point? It's like paying for a delicious steak then not even eating it.
88cf41 No.179493
>>179483
>>179487
Aaahh you should get a signed autograph from him adressed to /newbrit/.
Post last edited at
25a5b7 No.179494
>>179489
>Will he be?
LET'S FIND OUT
>>179490
£8 for a pic of a fucking beachmaster
03c337 No.179496
>>179492
You don't have to bang all of them lad, sometimes it's time to have some innocent fun at the expense if the less pretty ones
>>179494
£8 for private use mind you. It appears the market has failed us
Hm, can you pirate stockphoto bundles? surely right?
88cf41 No.179497
>>179495
>reading spoilers addressed to other people
>greentexting them so everyone can see
You're a naught boy lad.
03c337 No.179498
>>179493
was it something like this?
25a5b7 No.179499
>>179497
smh I've actually been very good with that lately forgive me
>>179496
>Hm, can you pirate stockphoto bundles? surely right?
hard to find the one I want I bed smh
25a5b7 No.179500
>>179498
So that's how Neo became a mod
74e554 No.179501
The utter state of Wessex's commie block house. Using his workbench though tbh.
>>179493
>>179497
Did he shout JAHWOL when you put it in?
>>179494
>£8 for a pic of a fucking beachmaster
He's worth it.
ce9f00 No.179502
Upstairs smells like vinegar…
ce9f00 No.179503
>>179490
For what purpose would this stock photo be taken?
25a5b7 No.179504
>>179501
If I actually want to post it it's £25
ce9f00 No.179505
NEO GAVE HERTS A CHEEKY BLOWIE
c455a2 No.179506
88cf41 No.179507
>>179498
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh I deleted those.
>>179499
I can forgive you this once lad.
>>179500
Shhhhhhhhhhh don't post about it.
>>179501
God no.
773e89 No.179508
>>179505
I'd like a blowjob from Neo.
25a5b7 No.179509
>>179507
>Aaaaaaaaaaahhh I deleted those.
>tfw wasn't sure if I should save those pics or not until now
74e554 No.179510
>>179507
>Aaaaaaaaaaahhh I deleted those.
People delete lots of things tbh.
03c337 No.179511
>>179503
As with most stock photos, they just throw shit at a wall and expect it'll stick for at least someone
>>179504
lad cmon they'll never trace it back to you. I'm not sure that they could even sue you
>>179507
I noticed, that's why I took screenshots smh
88cf41 No.179512
>>179509
Don't you dare.
>>179510
STOP
ce9f00 No.179513
25a5b7 No.179514
>>179511
>lad cmon they'll never trace it back to you. I'm not sure that they could even sue you
I'm too paranoid smh
>>179510
boooobies
f3f02d No.179515
>>179493
I can't tell if disinfo or not lol
25a5b7 No.179516
okay let's all huddle into a group and bully Neo
c455a2 No.179517
>>179515
thats the way it should be
03c337 No.179518
>>179510
>>179512
haven't those pictures already been posted like a 1000 times already?
c455a2 No.179519
03c337 No.179521
>>179514
>boooobies
not by my measures they aren't
ce9f00 No.179522
74e554 No.179523
>>179521
I like flat chests on girls tbh.
88cf41 No.179524
>>179515
You'll have to ask Herts when he gets home aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>179516
Smh lad.
>>179518
They're new to West Riding apparently.
c455a2 No.179525
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179520
*rolls whilst in thread*
ce9f00 No.179527
773e89 No.179528
Someone give me a blowjob. NOW!
ce9f00 No.179529
03c337 No.179530
>>179523
I too enjoy a board and a big bum from time to time, however those don't belong to a girl.
Also
those are the pics Neo deleted from the other day? I was curious as to what they were but they're old and now I'm disappointed
25a5b7 No.179531
>>179524
HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW THAT THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT EHHHH???? TAKE IT BULLY
>>179523
Goodlass
74e554 No.179532
>>179524
Your reaction is still funny. I'd never post someone else's private information or messages though in all honesty.
>>179528
This.
>>179527
It can be really cute, especially with a petite body type.
25a5b7 No.179533
>>179530
You wanted to see more of her, eh?
03c337 No.179534
She tapped but the green bean hasn't stopped the choking
WHERES THE REF???
25a5b7 No.179535
So many thirsty bois on here smh
ce9f00 No.179536
>>179534
Guess it's up to me to separate them, oh nooo
74e554 No.179537
>>179535
>"Hello, thank you for posting on /newbrit/. Your mandatory thai bride will be with you within 5-6 working days. Thank you for posting with us."
03c337 No.179538
>>179533
I just have an unfortunate desire to collect gossip and confidential information. It's a immasculine and snakey habit but I none the less I enjoy it.
74e554 No.179539
>>179538
>I just have an unfortunate desire to collect gossip and confidential information. It's a immasculine and snakey habit but I none the less I enjoy it.
I don't care about the information itself I just enjoy my (You)'s and feeling superior to people.
25a5b7 No.179540
>>179538
I think we all do, lass. That's why we hate missing it smh. Deleting stuff is so cruel. Moderation was better when there was none smh
25a5b7 No.179541
>>179539
>and feeling superior to people.
t. admitted to submitting to me by default
03c337 No.179542
OH MY GOD SHE LITERALLY JUST KILLED HER
THE DOCTOR JUST CHECKED HER PULSE AND SHE'S ACTUALLY DEAD
ce9f00 No.179543
>>179542
AH WHAT THE FUCK WHERE'S THE REF
03c337 No.179544
>>179536
Good luck lad, they're lesbians
88cf41 No.179545
>>179538
Well too bad the last pictures I took were dm'd to 22st in the secret Bongo Bongo Land.
74e554 No.179546
>>179541
>t. admitted to submitting to me by default
I never admitted such a thing, just that it would be difficult to bum you if I ever had to, lad.
ce9f00 No.179547
>>179544
No one is a Lesbian in the presence of Captain Big Wang.
03c337 No.179548
SHES BEATING THE LIFELESS CORPSE
BY GODS THE AUDIENCE IS IN TEARS
25a5b7 No.179550
>>179544
>they're lesbians
25a5b7 No.179553
smh guess I am the only one who likes bully justice
f3f02d No.179554
>>179517
true
>>179524
smhhhhhhhhhh
c455a2 No.179555
03c337 No.179556
>>179545
So long as I know I didn't miss anything in board then I'm happy tbh. God bless you bongo bongo weirdos, I hope you find peace in eternity
74e554 No.179558
>>179545
You always just ignore me on Bongo Bongo Land. Quite rude, sometimes I just wanted to tell you about something that would be of value to you, but the mystery box has sailed now.
>>179526
*snaps your arms off like matches*
25a5b7 No.179559
>daddy walking in on me dancing in my chair
That's okay I'll stop having fun
74e554 No.179560
>>179559
I've had people walk in on worse.
88cf41 No.179561
>>179554
I'm so sorry lass.
>>179558
I thought you were going to bully me aaaaahhhh.
03c337 No.179563
74e554 No.179564
>>179562
>>179563
I'm a private person, lads. Let's just say noise cancelling headphones have their downsides.
ce9f00 No.179565
25a5b7 No.179566
>>179564
smh I've never been lewd but people keep walking in on me just warming my hands in my trousers and think I am fapping smh
03c337 No.179567
>>179564
Reason why I always take the headphones off one of my ears and stay on high alert when I slap the crap out of my yap
03c337 No.179568
"the tests came back and the situations dire"
"you've been diagnosed with 'not having ejaculated in 24 hours syndrome', nurse bimbo and I will have to treat you immediately"
25a5b7 No.179569
>>179568
Time for your daily dose
74e554 No.179570
>>179568
Have you ejaculated in the last 24 hours nurse?
ce9f00 No.179571
>>179568
*ejaculates out the window* never!
25a5b7 No.179572
>>179570
Isn't that just urine? smh
03c337 No.179573
>>179569
STAND BACK
MY TEST LEVELS WILL SOON REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS, YOU CANNPT STOP ME
>>179571
Lad you made me audibly LOL, well done to you
c455a2 No.179574
03c337 No.179575
>>179572
It comes from the bladder, that's for certain. Either way the process by which the water can squirt out is indicative of orgasm
03c337 No.179576
>>179571
Gah damn pidgeons!
74e554 No.179578
>>179571
I legit guffawed in real life. That's fucking funny lad.
25a5b7 No.179579
>>179575
as if vaginas weren't already overdesigned smh
25a5b7 No.179580
ce9f00 No.179581
25a5b7 No.179582
Meh if I don't get it it's not funny
ce9f00 No.179583
>>179582
*snickers behind your back*
88cf41 No.179584
>when you discover something earth-shattering
03c337 No.179585
>>179580
well you see lad,
the joke is that you, the lad hearing the joke, would likely have rather happily been treated by the sexy nurses, allowing them to help him ejaculate.
However, anprim chose as a volcel to ejaculate out the window in order to protect his celibacy from the medical thots
88cf41 No.179588
>>179586
Uh… Just everyone conversation with my mummy.
c455a2 No.179589
25a5b7 No.179590
>>179585
So it's not that I didn't get it, it's just that it wasn't funny
c455a2 No.179592
>>179590
it was funny though
ce9f00 No.179593
>>179590
>>179585
Actually it's a reference to Sherlock Holmes story where a man ejaculates out of a window, aka he leaps out the window.
25a5b7 No.179594
>Earth crushed under Neo's smelly big toe
c455a2 No.179596
>>179593
kek doyle uses ejaculate far too much
ce9f00 No.179598
>>179596
Yeah he does, funny though.
ce9f00 No.179599
>>179597
*subconsciously clicks cancer to kill himself after viewing this image*
c455a2 No.179601
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I WANT SOME OF THAT
AND PLENTY OF THIS
AND FUCKIN MORE OF THAT
AND I WANT FUCKING MORE TOMORROW
25a5b7 No.179602
What did he mean by this?
88cf41 No.179603
>>179600
Western fan art was a mistake.
c455a2 No.179604
>>179599
oh so its an assisted suicide button
773e89 No.179607
Which one would you hold hands with?
f3f02d No.179608
>>179605
been a while since I've had a choc ice
25a5b7 No.179609
>>179607
the one in the middle
74e554 No.179610
>>179608
Love a good Wham tbh.
25a5b7 No.179611
>>179608
You need some choc ice and hot chocolate tbh
74e554 No.179612
>>179607
One on the left looks like she needs to be RANCE'd.
74e554 No.179615
Through perspicacious inquiry I have determined that it is pertinent to gasconade on the subject of my excessive concupiscence,tbh lads.
74e554 No.179616
>>179613
Maybe I do, do you have a problem with that froggy? *shoots you*
773e89 No.179617
>>179607
I'd pick Lauren myself, based on that picture and all others. She is better looking. But if I had not seen any of them and had to pick only off this picture, I would choose Faith. She looks lovely in this one.
>>179612
She looks underdeveloped. Something seems weird about her face.
25a5b7 No.179618
>>179615
Okay
>>179616
smh small penises needs protection too
25a5b7 No.179619
>tfw too smart not to attach pic
f3f02d No.179620
smh lads
>>179610
t-that's a fab though
>>179613
why must people defame fropster
88cf41 No.179621
>>179620
They wanted their own meme frog but were too creatively bankrupt to come up with something new and original so they stole something popular instead.
25a5b7 No.179622
>>179620
he never got to touch her
9d3bb1 No.179624
tbh being waifuposter should be a bannable offence
88cf41 No.179626
>>179623
Who are these women?
>>179624
Smh he's a good lad when he's not posting Jenny.
773e89 No.179627
>>179626
dont know
findind out now
>>179624
who?
74e554 No.179628
Our elites are such degenerates, taking drugs and using prostitutes. Isn't that right, lads?
773e89 No.179629
>>179626
It will take some time. I will only know who they are if and when I get a response from the poster of those webms on /christian/
In the meanwhile, have this
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBfWkodARvQxGO_YcKqN24w/videos
88cf41 No.179630
>>179628
Aaaahhh they disgust me. I remember having a good giggle with daddy when that story broke on the radio though, they even played audio of him bullshitting with the prozzies.
03c337 No.179631
>>179628
y-yea these people are d-debased!
74e554 No.179632
>>179631
>>179630
Lord Chihiro when?
74e554 No.179633
>>179630
>they even played audio of him bullshitting with the prozzies.
What did he say?
88cf41 No.179634
>>179632
Chihiro is too moral to be a Lord. Madoka on the other hand would be perfect for the job.
>>179633
I don't remember but I think it was pretty funny. You'll have to look up the original story to know for sure.
03c337 No.179635
I swear that SWIM will one day snort cocaine off of a girls bum
God speed
Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things
25a5b7 No.179636
74e554 No.179637
>>179635
>Well lads I'm off for tonight. Gonna spend some time at a mates house, and ingest alcohols amongst other things
I wish I could come with, lad. That sounds fun.
25a5b7 No.179640
88cf41 No.179641