d92524 No.179638
Iran Hacks 9,000 UK Parliament E-mails As Govt Opposes Trump Decertification of Iran Deal
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/14/revealed-iran-hacks-9000-uk-parliament-e-mails-govt/
Oy vey what a timely coincidence, now you'll have to turn on those nasty Iranians like we told you to.
d92524 No.179639
3855e6 No.179642
Damn it's still so early
not waking up in the middle of the day makes it seem so much longer smh
3855e6 No.179644
afd8f8 No.179645
>tfw no sexy Jewess gf who converts to Christianity when she meets you and marries you
3855e6 No.179646
>>179645
she's poison your children against you smh
afd8f8 No.179647
>>179646
It is either that or convert a Muslim gf
d0f272 No.179648
>>179643
I hate seeing people argue like this. Reminds me of my mummy smh
3855e6 No.179649
>>179648
yeah iktf. been pausing it on and off for a while now smh ahhh
d0f272 No.179651
>>179650
I like smoking but hate the smell and health effects.
d0f272 No.179652
Burned my tongue on hot soup aaaaah.
3855e6 No.179654
b62583 No.179655
druids tbh
>da comes home a day late right after I put a cheeky pizza and chips in the oven
b62583 No.179656
is pembs around yet we were going to watch pulgasari in the afternoon and ip man 3 tonight smh
d0f272 No.179657
Lasses beware. I am the osculator.
d92524 No.179658
>>179652
The only thing worse is burning my gums as well as the tongue.
>>179655
>no local delicacies
Smh.
3855e6 No.179660
killed and sacrificed a deer today tbh
3855e6 No.179661
the first big animal I killed smh
58ff08 No.179662
317e50 No.179663
>>179650
kek wtf
>>179656
I'm here lad. woke up a bit late smh
317e50 No.179664
>>179661
>>179660
oh was hunting your secret mission? that must have been fun
bc5d89 No.179665
>>179660
Didn't know you did that sort of thing tbh
b62583 No.179666
>when you want to make anti-racist propaganda but are too civic to make it anti-white so you make it anti-species-ist instead but still call it anti-racist and twist the retarded allusion to the point that the script calls for an alien-human miscegenated abomination (who you cast in the role of the highest power in the alien society because halfbreeds are still just as capable)
>>179663
smh smh
d0f272 No.179667
>>179660
>>179661
Poor deer. It's the law of nature though.
3855e6 No.179668
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>>179664
Nah I hit it with my car. Dead on the spot
>>179665
I want to use a gun one day smh.
>>179667
Shouldn't have ran in front of a thicc car with a thicc lad in it tbh
3855e6 No.179669
bc5d89 No.179670
>>179668
Is your car alright? A deer isn't the lightest thing to run into.
>>179666
I think I remember that episode. It was a bit lame.
d0f272 No.179671
>>179669
Are you alright? Deer can cause you to crash your car and die smh.
317e50 No.179672
>>179668
Oh fug. is your car ok
>>179666
what do you want to do
>>179669
smh
d92524 No.179674
>>179669
What would Virginia think smh.
3855e6 No.179675
>>179670
was a tiny one. No damage to the car, barely any damage to the deer either, think it just hit its head and died in an instant
>>179671
>>179672
smh tiny baby deer it went under the car, then I backed over it to finish it off before driving away
>>179674
ahhh it obviously wanted to end it
b62583 No.179676
>>179670
tbh most eps are
>>179672
do you really really want to watch pulgasari tonight?
otherwise complete the ip men tbh
d0f272 No.179677
Lads I just hit a large welsh bloke.
b62583 No.179678
>>179675
wait you just nutted it, crushed it and left? should have taken it for dinner smh
58ff08 No.179679
bc5d89 No.179680
d0f272 No.179681
>>179675
>smh tiny baby deer it went under the car, then I backed over it to finish it off before driving away
d92524 No.179682
>>179676
I'd love to see Pulgasari tbh.
>>179677
WEW
58ff08 No.179683
>>179681
kindest thing to do.
317e50 No.179684
>>179675
Oh… reversing back must have taken some guts god
>>179676
y not both?
>>179677
topwew
>>179682
woo
3855e6 No.179685
>>179678
>>179681
Just joking, lasses. It was surprisingly unharmed. I took it with me to my uncle. Not much meat on it though. Such a tiny deer.
Driving around with something dead in my boot. Felt like a gangster or something smh.
>>179677
top kek
d0f272 No.179686
>>179685
It has eyelashes just like mine, smh.
d0f272 No.179687
>>179685
Beautiful picture tbh.
dcc136 No.179688
*haunts you*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING THEBUMBUMKING) 3855e6 No.179689
>I killed a deerboi
Oh God no
d92524 No.179690
>>179685
800 years ago you would have been an outlaw for doing this lad. Poaching the crown's venison would cost you a hand smh.
>>179688
*bans you*
>>179689
Monster. You'll have to make up for this somehow.
a826c1 No.179691
3855e6 No.179692
>>179687
tbh. My first kill.
3855e6 No.179693
>>179690
>800 years ago you would have been an outlaw for doing this lad. Poaching the crown's venison would cost you a hand smh.
back then we didn't have cars tbh
>Monster. You'll have to make up for this somehow.
ahhh I have no idea smh
b62583 No.179695
>>179684
fair nuff tbh, maybe start earlier to fit them in?
I'll join halfway through pulgasari, i think that's where I stopped
>>179685
poor wee thing smh, probably didn't undastand roads yet
>>179688
hullo bumb me lad
>>179690
I hope you didn't ban him he's not done anything yet
b62583 No.179696
>frozen veg
this was a mistake
d92524 No.179697
>>179695
I did because I assumed he would be nonce posting immediately, but I'll unban him and see what he does as soon as I can figure out how to lift it smh.
3855e6 No.179698
>ywn hit Herts with your car and nurse him back to health
>poor wee thing smh, probably didn't undastand roads yet
They usually are with their mummies while they're this small, right? Where was she? smh
3855e6 No.179699
>>179697
y-yeah innocent until proven guilty
b62583 No.179700
>>179698
probably off at a deer bar being hit on by north african gazelle smh modern "culture" of single mummies has affects even are wildlife
b62583 No.179701
the only people w ho should be banned on site are alberto, Leon and any other inveterate gayists smh, can't shoah a lad just for being an elite shitposter
bc5d89 No.179702
>>179676
In retrospect SG-1 had a lot of the traits of typical Jewish programming. It's just easy to be nostalgic for it since I watched it every Sunday when I was a nipper. It makes me wonder how much worse modern sci-fi is.
b62583 No.179703
>>179702
look no further than the new star trek fittingly acronymed STD
but yeah stargate is actually just standard pozzed tv fare smh, only watching out of nostalgia
d0f272 No.179704
>>179701
I'm embullient at your introduction of me to the word inveterate, lad.
d0f272 No.179705
3855e6 No.179706
mummy cleaved a sheep in half when she was young and cool and rode around in a motorcycle smh. Well I guess she just hit it as she had to kill it off after.
a826c1 No.179709
>>179708
Laugh at this small brain nibba he didn't laugh at ejaculate
9f6099 No.179710
b62583 No.179711
>>179704
always a pleasure to elucidate others
b62583 No.179712
tbh having the chance to defenestrate someone is on my bucket list
bc5d89 No.179713
>just remembered that one episode where SG-1 finds themselves in a bunker filled with literal Nazis and they help the Allies bomb them to death before running away through the stargate
>>179703
I only found out there was a new star trek because I saw pic related a few days ago. Guess this is the sort of thing that happens when you lose interest in watching the electric jew.
3855e6 No.179714
>>179707
>tfw you forget how old you are unless mummy has the right number of candles on your cake
>that time I said I was the wrong age and everyone bullied me
thanks, family. I know hold to hold a grudge.
d0f272 No.179715
>>179714
>I know hold to hold a grudge.
9f6099 No.179716
>>179713
>young anakin got arrested for speeding
BRAVOLUCAS
d92524 No.179718
>>179706
That's a bit psychotic tbh. Was it a romantic rival?
>>179710
How was she today lad?
d92524 No.179719
>>179716
He's still in a Leontic asylum as far as I remember, poor lad.
317e50 No.179720
>>179695
alright ill start at half 7
9f6099 No.179721
>>179718
>How was she today lad?
Lovely as usual, we went to a museum together and talked for about 7 hours
3855e6 No.179722
>>179718
Top kek it was an accident I'm sure
d92524 No.179723
>>179721
Did you kiss or handhold?
3855e6 No.179724
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In this video: mummy vs sheep
smh
bc5d89 No.179725
>>179721
Mossad is doing fine work tbh
b62583 No.179726
>>179713
yeah that one really grinds me gears especially as they never see the enemy who are only referred to as "breeders" which at best means niggers have overran the planet and at worst means they're the fucking zerg or something
I don't pay attention to any modern media tbh unless it comes up from other people and I have to pretend to be a normie
>>179714
>being old enough to forget how old you are
>still live with parents
smh tbh fam t. only remembered this year because it was dubs
>>179720
nice lad
58ff08 No.179727
9f6099 No.179728
>>179723
I was holding up an umbrella for her so my hand never actually was free enough to do that. She pulled me in for a hug as I was leaving hers, aaaahhh I don't have the romantic radar to initiate a kiss easily
bc5d89 No.179729
>being able to talk to a lass for 7 hours
How though?
afd8f8 No.179730
what a fucking thot
outrageous
afd8f8 No.179731
bedtime
today was not very good
b62583 No.179733
do we have 2 waifupostrs now or has he figured out how to use proxies
>wessex flag fell off the wall and I only found one of the pins so there's at least 2 somewhere just waiting to be stepped on
9f6099 No.179734
>>179733
think it's bbk again
3855e6 No.179735
>>179733
>so there's at least 2 somewhere just waiting to be stepped on
3855e6 No.179737
>>179736
get that big pussy look
d92524 No.179738
>>179728
You'll get the hang of it eventually.
d0f272 No.179740
>>179736
>talked for 7 hours
>didn't even get a kiss
Poor lad.
b62583 No.179741
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>>179734
he's getting good at being as pathetic as waifuposter then wew
>>179735
ahh lad no
>>179736
oh it is, hi again lad
was hoping waifuposter's abusive lesbian mummy would actually be dying, thus forcing him to not be a tremendous fuckup
smh
3855e6 No.179748
3855e6 No.179750
>>179749
smh I already showed my legs
9aa955 No.179752
*enters thread does an eggy and shuffles into background blaming the eggy on the poster below*
58ff08 No.179753
9aa955 No.179754
>>179753
ewww lad what have you eaten?
58ff08 No.179755
9aa955 No.179756
>>179753
You need some bleach to wash out that colon residue
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58ff08 No.179759
d0f272 No.179760
Tell her to show you her bum lad.
9aa955 No.179761
*tries to hail a cab but ends up thumbing a Jew in the direction of the gas chamber, the poster below is in need of a good shower*
b62583 No.179763
*is a jew*
>>179759
it's not really cider tbh, says mostly cream soda and toffee
basically alcoholic sugar
b62583 No.179764
>>179762
smh lad you ruined my shitpost
ban yourself for gayism btw
317e50 No.179765
3855e6 No.179767
>>179764
It's not gayism, lad. I'm accusing him of gayism
b62583 No.179768
>>179767
you posted unspoilered gayism lad
face the consquences of your actions
58ff08 No.179769
>>179767
let he who is without gayness cast the first stone
9f6099 No.179770
>>179769
*casts first stone*
d92524 No.179771
>>179765
Give me five minutes, I have to finish the washing up tonight.
3855e6 No.179772
>>179768
ahhhh but that pic is me beating up the gayist
>>179769
top keek
>>179770
You liked that Asian trap, lad
9f6099 No.179773
>>179772
>You liked that Asian trap, lad
no?
b62583 No.179774
>>179772
also I'm pretty sure jocklet is basically dead at this point, from his posts I have inferred that his computer exploded after he filled up his hard drives entirely with homoerotic scot-themed nipponese pornography
317e50 No.179775
9aa955 No.179776
3855e6 No.179777
>>179773
Yes. I am 100% Neo also remembers that. That trap in the mirror. I think in one pic it isn't obvious, but then in another there is a bulge smh. You're one big homo, lad
>>179774
ahhhh I hope not
3855e6 No.179778
>>179776
d-don't you like my beard, Daftie?
9aa955 No.179779
>>179778
I need you completely bald for that shower
*hands you bad of soap*
9f6099 No.179780
>>179777
>Yes. I am 100% Neo also remembers that. That trap in the mirror. I think in one pic it isn't obvious, but then in another there is a bulge smh. You're one big homo, lad
Sounds like bullshit tbh
a826c1 No.179781
>>179729
I did it once, it was weird.
d0f272 No.179782
>>179729
It's called the friendzone.
a826c1 No.179783
d0f272 No.179784
dcc136 No.179786
>Herts fucked Neo
WHO IS HE GOING TO FUCK NEXT!?
3855e6 No.179787
>>179785
*takes the bullet*
m-m'ladyy
a826c1 No.179788
b62583 No.179789
d92524 No.179790
>>179786
I was hoping the first OC of me as Mina would be by 22st but he's so lazy smh.
Why are you raiding us now lad?
a826c1 No.179791
3855e6 No.179792
>>179790
I AM LAZY IT'S THE NEET WAY
58ff08 No.179793
36 hours so far lasses
boi
o
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a826c1 No.179794
cursed image DO NOT CLICK
>>179793
Of noslep?
58ff08 No.179795
bc5d89 No.179796
d92524 No.179797
>>179792
Stop being lazy smh, you know you want to draw some Pinkytits.
>>179794
Aaaaahhh every great meme gets r34 eventually.
d0f272 No.179798
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Why does everything happen in the South?
bc5d89 No.179799
>>179798
That's where all the people are smh
d0f272 No.179800
>>179799
>tfw just realised I'm a poortherner
>tfw everyone I knew growing up looked like kes, including me a bit
58ff08 No.179801
58ff08 No.179802
>>179800
kek, did your dad go to a flat roofed pub
58ff08 No.179803
its right foggy tonight lads
d0f272 No.179804
>>179801
One day the North will march on the South and put the torch to your capitalist bourgeoisie metropolitan urbanite system tbh, along with the Mercians.
d0f272 No.179805
>>179802
>kek, did your dad go to a flat roofed pub
There's been one everywhere I've lived tbqh. There's one 5 minutes down the road.
bc5d89 No.179806
>>179801
The South has London, that alone makes the North better.
58ff08 No.179807
>>179804
didnt work during the miners strikes and wont work now, you black country fuck.
58ff08 No.179808
>>179805
kek
>>179806
no anywhere inside the m25 is not southern
58ff08 No.179809
its proper bloody foggy wew
d0f272 No.179810
>>179807
>>179808
>>179809
London has 7x the population of Sussex. The south is London. You're basically a confederation of homopakis tbh.
58ff08 No.179811
>>179810
no, london is london.
58ff08 No.179812
>>179810
>confederation of homopakis
lel
bc5d89 No.179813
It's a /brit/ has been dead as of one hour episode
9f6099 No.179814
>>179813
SA's enjoying cheap pints night in the Knight's Templar Pub
3855e6 No.179815
>>179813
why can't they make a new thread?
bc5d89 No.179816
>>179815
NO THREADS, NO FUN, NO POLITICS
d0f272 No.179817
>>179811
>>179812
At least we can burn London together before the big scrap lad.
58ff08 No.179818
58ff08 No.179819
1794bf No.179820
>>179819
Pepsi Max Ginger imho
58ff08 No.179822
bc5d89 No.179823
I have an EU4 save I keep meaning to continue playing in my spare time yet I haven't touched it for three weeks. It's like my brain is trying to spare me the agony of playing it. Think I'll delete the whole lot and try to purge it from my mind.
1794bf No.179824
>>179822
Bit pricey for me, never even tried it.
58ff08 No.179825
>>179824
its lush and worth the price every now and then
d0f272 No.179826
>>179823
>EU4
>not playing autistic military simulators and mods you personally crafted
Do you even /patrician/ lad?
d0f272 No.179827
>when you go through steam screenshots and see all those from 2013 and before when you were a young teen happily playing with people from around the world
bc5d89 No.179828
>>179826
I was never brave enough to try the truly autistic military simulators tbh. I think I reached my autism limit at Dwarf Fortress.
d0f272 No.179829
>>179828
BUT WE MUST BE IN MOSCOW BY MIDNIGHT ROOOOO
9f6099 No.179832
apparently i was more fucked up last night than I initially thought.
317e50 No.179833
>>179830
pretty good considering north korea
d0f272 No.179834
>>179833
I didn't think they would have movies, I don't know why just didn't seem like something they would do tbh.
9f6099 No.179836
>>179834
Kim Jong Un liked to direct films actually.
d92524 No.179837
>>179830
>localization calls him rance
>actual japs pronounce it lance
Huh.
>>179834
It was made just for Kim because he liked Godzilla movies and had a South Korean film maker in his jail doing nothing.
d0f272 No.179838
>>179836
Isn't he the current one?
9f6099 No.179839
317e50 No.179840
>>179834
it's pretty much because Kim Jong Il was a massive film buff kek
d0f272 No.179841
>like to dance and jump up and down while throwing the ball for my doggie
>get really bad stitch because i did it too much
Lol, got stitch from dancing.
>>179840
>>179839
Kim Jong Il was a bit more entertaining than the current guy tbh.
9aad37 No.179842
317e50 No.179843
>>179841
I prefer Un tbh he's so merry even if that's the image he wants people to see
d0f272 No.179845
Blessed my doggo with the lucky fear leaf clover I've had for the past ten years, then transferred it to my new wallet.
3855e6 No.179846
>>179841
cute doggo. Looks like a younger version of my uncle's dog smh it jumped all over me today
3855e6 No.179847
>>179845
except yours is black instead of brown. What's its name?
d0f272 No.179848
>>179846
He's cute, he always makes me walk and play with him even when I don't want to with his guilty eyes.
>>179847
I didn't name him, but his name is Diesel.
d0f272 No.179849
>>179843
>I prefer Un tbh he's so merry even if that's the image he wants people to see
I love him lass.
3855e6 No.179850
>>179848
>He's cute, he always makes me walk and play with him even when I don't want to with his guilty eyes.
ahhhh such a bully my brother's dog would do that too, but I felt sorry for it since its owners only lied about going on walks with it smh. Why did they even have a dog
>I didn't name him, but his name is Diesel.
that's cool, lass
BIG STRONG DIESEL LOCOMOTIVES
d0f272 No.179852
>>179851
Must be terrifying being attacked by a horde of dogs tbh.
OR A HORDE OF PIGS
9f6099 No.179853
3855e6 No.179854
>>179852
>>179852
PIGS FROM HELL
I am just curious if big groups of dogs were used at all tbh. I don't see how you'd control them. Imagine using them as shock troops when charging line infantry
d0f272 No.179856
>>179854
>I am just curious if big groups of dogs were used at all tbh. I don't see how you'd control them. Imagine using them as shock troops when charging line infantry
Kek. Reloading your musket while a huge dog charges at you.
317e50 No.179857
>>179849
truly the eternal mummy of the people
3855e6 No.179858
>>179856
>tfw Britons fought alongside their dogs but it was only possible because of how loose and unorganised their formations were
smhhhh
d0f272 No.179859
>>179857
I wish I had my own peoples republic.
Don't ever let me near power lads, I'd create something monstrous.
3855e6 No.179860
>>179859
HOMOGENEOUS BREEDING GROUNDS
oh wait knowing you it would just be like modern society smhh
d0f272 No.179861
>>179860
>oh wait knowing you it would just be like modern society smhh
Smh lad, you underestimate me. I'm quite a reasonable person open to compromise on most things, but still see the massive problems we face with modern 21st century life. I've spent too much time on imageboards and in the abyss to have staunch moral views on social issues though, smh. Also, I'm prone to power fantasies. I want to be Emperor of Brittania, lad.
ALL HAIL WEST RIDING LAD
*gives salute*
3855e6 No.179863
>>179861
*assassinates you for being civic but tailors myself to be your heir and makes you get remembered as a powerful ethnic nationalist leader*
ALL HAIL WEST RITLER, ALL HAIL 22st
b62583 No.179864
night lads
DON'T
be gay when I'm there to screencap it
d0f272 No.179865
>>179863
I'm not civic i just can't resist foreign women roooo.
3855e6 No.179866
>>179865
AND THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO ASSINATE YOU. YOU'RE WEAK ROOO
d0f272 No.179867
>>179864
Why is there a secret bongo bongo land you haven't invited me to roooo
3855e6 No.179868
>>179867
That's in the thread and the cytu.be chat smh
d0f272 No.179869
>>179864
>would rather watch pics of Pembs bum than ip-fag tbh
3855e6 No.179870
>>179869
*clears chat*
Those pics could have been easily faked tbh
d0f272 No.179871
>>179870
Thought Pembs was a lass tbh. Smh.
3855e6 No.179872
9f6099 No.179873
When did pembs become a gayist?
d0f272 No.179874
>Stepsister has carried two massive speakers into the living room with one of her friends.
She's not having a party is she.
b62583 No.179875
*doesn't actually go to bed yet cos I'm finishing drinking water*
>>179872
*files under "subvertive delusions*
>>179873
since being pressured into it by 22st over a period of years, or he was like that from the start tbh, idk
3855e6 No.179877
>>179874
>it's a normies episode
>without telling
please no
>>179875
smh I'm not Weinstein
d0f272 No.179878
>>179877
Going to go downstairs and ROOO at them all if so.
3855e6 No.179879
>>179878
*parties even louder now to spite you*
ahhh
d92524 No.179880
Just finished my workout and I'm exhausted. My muscles feel all hot and strangely pleasant. Sweet dreams everyone.
>>179874
>Stepsister
That means she's available.
9f6099 No.179881
3855e6 No.179882
>>179880
goodlass night lass. Should feel this way each time
3855e6 No.179883
Do you admire your bum in the mirror, lass?
d0f272 No.179884
>>179880
>That means she's available.
3855e6 No.179886
>>179885
Aw, I'm so cute, thanks, lad. <3
d0f272 No.179887
I went downstairs to get a drink, but really to see what my stepsister and her friend were up to, and they said that they moved the speakers downstairs not because they were having a party, but so that I wouldn't hear their music as the walls are too thin between our rooms. They were playing it really quiet too. I said that they were too sweet for doing that and bullied them about not having a party and sitting in the dark together like losers, kek.
3855e6 No.179888
>>179887
>listening to music
>tfw too dumb to understand this meme
smh
At least they were sqweeet
d0f272 No.179889
>I'm home alone with two girls
3855e6 No.179890
>>179889
Lock yourself in your room
d0f272 No.179891
>>179890
It doesn't have a lock, thought the earlier story would make that clear tbh.
dcc136 No.179892
>>179887
>>179889
How old? Take your dick out and see what they do.
>>179886
You are welcome lass
d0f272 No.179893
>>179892
They're like 15 coming on 16 I think. Pretty sure that's a crime.
3855e6 No.179894
3855e6 No.179895
>>179891
oh, what's with you people not having locks?
d0f272 No.179896
>>179895
I don't know, I've never had one. Maybe people in the North are poor or something.
dcc136 No.179897
>>179893
Time for you to be CUMMING on 15 lad. Jizz in them. I bet they are virgins. How old are you? A sexy age or a gross one?
(NONCE ARRESTED) 1794bf No.179898
>>179889
>two girls are home alone with you
They must be terrified, no wonder they don't want to disturb you.
dcc136 No.179899
>>179898
They probably here him screetching and hitting the table while he argues on /brit/ smh
d0f272 No.179900
>>179897
> How old are you?
I'm 19.
>I bet they are virgins.
It's a working class area in the North mate.
>>179898
>They must be terrified, no wonder they don't want to disturb you.
They should be.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*locks doors and fights them to the death*
dcc136 No.179901
*walks into Yorkshire's room and there are just loads of pig masks and animal heads nailed to the wall*
d0f272 No.179902
>>179899
I invite them in and they compliment my arguments on why CANZUK should unite, tbh.
d0f272 No.179903
>>179901
All I have are dumbells an electric guitar and a picture of Sucy on the wall, tbh.
dcc136 No.179904
>>179902
*backs you up on /brit/ but nobody knows it's me*
>>179900
smh, lad, if they are getting fucked already you might as well do it and poison a reservoir too
1794bf No.179905
>>179900
>working class area in the North mate
So they've been raped by wogs?
d0f272 No.179907
>>179905
Probably not but I've seen some dodgy pakistani's jeering at young girls in my time.
>>179904
>*backs you up on /brit/ but nobody knows it's me*
Lad… my blood brother tbh.
>>179906
Goodnight lass.
9f6099 No.179908
>it's 11 o'clock
where does the time go?
d0f272 No.179909
>>179908
Into the abyss and before you know it you're gone forever.
9f6099 No.179910
Just reading through the end of the last thread
What the fuck tbqh
d0f272 No.179911
>>179910
>reading through threads that have already happened
why
9f6099 No.179912
>>179911
Seeing if Neo/22st had falsified any more posts about me
d0f272 No.179913
>>179912
I don't know who you are tbh you're the man, the mystery, the legend. Does he like chinky women? Does he like jewesses? Nobody knows.
d0f272 No.179915
d0f272 No.179916
Should I go for a night run? y/n
1794bf No.179917
How long will it last lads? Will SA's sister become more extreme. What will happen to Sellner and the Identitäre Bewegung Österreichs?
>>179915
It's not that hard to open a watermelon though, just use a sharp knife lad.
9f6099 No.179918
1794bf No.179919
>>179917
Looks like they truly are "right wing" what with that sodomite flag in the background.
d0f272 No.179920
>>179918
Going to do it tbh.
4ffc0a No.179923
>>179915
>he doesn't know how to save instagram content
Kek
9f6099 No.179925
3855e6 No.179926
>>179925
It's somebody's fetish to get beaten up and dominated by somebody inferior to you I guess
c51ade No.179927
>was meant to be going to some girl's party tonight
>on the way there decide I'd rather just stay home and read
9f6099 No.179928
c51ade No.179929
>>179928
can't be fagged tbh, getting drunk and shagging some random thot won't change my life for the better
4ffc0a No.179930
4ffc0a No.179931
>>179888
Yeah but you don't like music.
9f6099 No.179932
3855e6 No.179933
>>179931
I guess that isn't true as I listen to it, I'm just not interested in it beyond what it gives me in the moment, usually while doing other stuff smh
4ffc0a No.179934
3855e6 No.179935
3855e6 No.179936
*tries to blackpill you*
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8yppc2l0E#t=46s
9f6099 No.179937
has science gone too far?
4ffc0a No.179938
>>179935
Because you don't like music.
4ffc0a No.179939
>>179937
Most powerful isetta ever
3855e6 No.179940
>>179938
I am listening to music right now and said I danced to some earlier smh
9f6099 No.179941
>>179939
there is a challenger
4ffc0a No.179942
>>179941
Is that a Lotus isetta?
c51ade No.179943
tbh gets a tad lewd at the end
9f6099 No.179944
>>179942
It was lisenced to the dagos
3855e6 No.179945
3855e6 No.179949
>>179946
*farts under the covers*
c51ade No.179959
>>179955
>>179954
>>179956
If you're trying to impersonate 22st at least change your flag lad
3855e6 No.179961
I suppose this is gayism though
9f6099 No.179962
>>179960
wrong first imahgew tbh
3855e6 No.179963
>>179959
smh I don't sound like that
3855e6 No.179964
I'm a more highbrow lad
brrappp
3855e6 No.179965
>>179962
Oh God what the fuck is that
4ffc0a No.179967
>>179944
I'm pretty sure the isetta was there's originally.
9f6099 No.179968
genuinely think the nissan juke and cashqai are uglier than the multipla
4ffc0a No.179970
>>179957
Isn't this true for most men?
c51ade No.179971
Steam > Internal combustion
>>179968
Just no
4ffc0a No.179972
>>179965
>he's never seen a fiat multipla
9f6099 No.179973
>>179971
>Just no
Lad they're abominations, and people actually buy them
d0f272 No.179974
Back lads, went for a bike round the lake.
The ducks were all awake, thought they went to sleep tbh.
c51ade No.179975
>>179973
Literally nothing is as ugly as the multipla, not even the Lambo' LM002
3855e6 No.179977
>>179974
Biking in the dark? Doesn't sound comfy tbh
d0f272 No.179978
>>179977
Only went round lit areas, it's quite comfy as there are no cars on the road even on the motorway.
Sat and watched the stars which was pretty comfy. Saw the seven sisters really clearly, which spooked me because it's a cluster of stars really close together.
3855e6 No.179979
>>179978
That's why I like night walks tbh, at least where I live, it's as if you have the world to yourself.
9f6099 No.179980
>>179975
LM002 is only marginally more hideous than the Land Rover or the G wagon
d0f272 No.179981
>>179979
>it's as if you have the world to yourself.
Saw lots of squirrels too.
d0f272 No.179982
>>179979
Night walk brotherhood lad
c51ade No.179983
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>>179976
>not appreciating the supreme comfy
3855e6 No.179984
>>179981
Nice. Don't think I've seen one on my walks. Did you see the squirrel?
>>179982
smh that kind of looks like an illegal dog, lass
d0f272 No.179985
>>179984
>the squirrel?
Who, lad? I have an inkling but you must enlighten me…
3855e6 No.179986
>>179985
The one that wouldn't objectify you, but would still bum you
d0f272 No.179987
>>179986
No, and he seems to have vanished from /newbrit/.
d0f272 No.179988
I thirst for more (you)'s. How do you attract more people to this board?
3855e6 No.179989
>>179987
He's not here all day
3855e6 No.179990
>>179988
Don't attract more people here. It's late. Eating too many (You)s now will make you gain weight.
d0f272 No.179992
>>179990
I need lebensraum.
3855e6 No.179993
>>179992
You're advocating displacement, lass
d0f272 No.179994
>>179993
We need more helots to work the fields so we don't have to work as hard for (You)'s. We should get an 8chan ad.
c51ade No.179995
>>179988
>>179992
>gentrifying /newbrit/
d0f272 No.179996
>>179995
How did you come here then lad?
3855e6 No.179997
>>179994
And this is where your subjects would rebel and lop your head off
d0f272 No.179998
>>179997
*makes you fall in love with me so you find it impossible to fight me*
4ffc0a No.180000
>>179986
He's at a wedding
3855e6 No.180002
>>180001
What was it?
>>179998
smh I hate homos lass that would never work
c51ade No.180003
d0f272 No.180004
Using this board as a substitute for a social life isn't working because there aren't enough of you and none of you live near me. What club should I join to make friends lads?
>>180002
>What was it?
Something terrible lad… I can never tell you.
>>180002
>smh I hate homos lass that would never work
Suuuure…
d0f272 No.180005
Oh yeah I was gonna join the kickboxing club in town, just remembered.
c51ade No.180006
>>180002
Look upon my work and despair
3855e6 No.180007
>>180004
>Something terrible lad… I can never tell you.
pretty please
>>180004
>Suuuure…
I've been consistent about this smh
>>180005
Just don't fuck up your hands and wrists, lass
3855e6 No.180008
>>180006
Well that's unexciting but clever smh
c51ade No.180009
>>180008
SA would probably have banned me for it tbh
3855e6 No.180010
>>180009 But he has no power here
c51ade No.180011
>>180010
I know, kinda spoils the fun smh
3855e6 No.180013
>>180011
*puts on a wig and a dress*
I can pretend to be SA for you
d0f272 No.180014
*punches you on the head*
>>180013
Hot…
3855e6 No.180015
>>180014
>Hot…
Thanks, lass
3855e6 No.180017
>>180016
I hope this isn't a porn smh
d0f272 No.180018
>>180017
It looks like a comfy series tbh.
3855e6 No.180019
>>180018
Cute lass
>gets naked
smh
c266c7 No.180020
d0f272 No.180021
>>180019
Is it just us lad? If we had Canada it would be a party.
d0f272 No.180022
>>180020
>Rape club
Don't fancy visiting the local mosque tbh.
3855e6 No.180023
>>180021
It's just us, lass… but we can still have a party
d0f272 No.180024
>>180023
>Says that right after Anrpim just posted
d0f272 No.180027
>Comic George Lopez was booed off stage at a gala for juvenile diabetes in Denver last week, over an anti-Donald Trump routine that fell flat with the crowd.
>An attendee at the event — where tables sold from $5,000 to $100,000 to benefit the Barbara Davis Center for Diabetes — commented on a YouTube video that “George was asked nicely to stop making Trump jokes by a man in front row [Maffei] who just donated $250K.” But “George doesn’t, continues. Gets booed.”
3855e6 No.180028
>>180027
Saying Drumpfy plumpfy all year must have made them forget how to tell actual jokes
3855e6 No.180030
>>180029
don't know anything about him but sad either way I guess. Have heart problems in my family smh. Two grandads, one uncle
c266c7 No.180031
d0f272 No.180032
>>180030
He's just a guitarist, first heard of him from playing guitar hero as a kid. This is his most popular song probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTcg9JybEp8
>>180030
>Have heart problems in my family smh. Two grandads, one uncle
Smh, that's sad, lad. *hugs you*
d0f272 No.180033
>>180031
You reply so slowly lad, smh.
*head punts you*
3855e6 No.180035
>>180032
>Smh, that's sad, lad. *hugs you*
*hugs you and has a cheeky squeeze of that bum* all according to keikaku it's true thanks for the hug smh
c266c7 No.180036
>>180033
I'm busy :( and it's 2am
d0f272 No.180037
>>180036
You're right, I'm sleepy.
>tfw no saxon longhouse for the lads to sleep togeher in around the fire before striking out on the morn to conquer foreign lands
3855e6 No.180038
3855e6 No.180039
>>180037
I am really sensitive to sound so hate sleeping in the same room as others but longhouses and roundhouses seems so comfy ahhh
>could cuddle no homo just to stay comfy
c266c7 No.180040
>>180038
Watching anime with a friend
>>180037
>tfw no lass to cuddle with next to the fire
d0f272 No.180041
>>180040
>tfw no lass to cuddle with next to the fire
>tfw no lass
>tfw no friends
>tfw nothing
>tfw don't even feel alive I just exist day to day
3855e6 No.180042
>>180041
do something before it's too late, lass
d0f272 No.180043
>>180042
>do something before it's too late, lass
I will lad, we'll all make it.
3855e6 No.180044
>tfw you're the big spoon and your back gets cold
ahhhhhhhhhh as if I've ever been any spoon
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYY
3855e6 No.180045
c266c7 No.180046
d0f272 No.180047
>>180044
I've never spooned but I hugged an ugly girl once when drunk it was nice.
d0f272 No.180048
i feel more empathy for this cute umbrella slime than the masses of normies
3855e6 No.180049
>>180047
I might have had the chance to get with a girl but I passed because she was unpopular ahhhhhhhhh let me go back she was so pretty and kind too. An actual beautiful person
d0f272 No.180050
>>180049
I had a similar experience lad. Why did I care so much about people's opinions when they were all dickheads I'd never see again anyway?
c266c7 No.180052
3855e6 No.180053
>>180048
>tfw all my cuddly toys I used to bring crumbs of bread to before bed are now all alone in the attic somewhere, or worse, thrown away
Always made sure they were warm and comfy under the covers too. ahhhh
also reminds me I actually prayed as a kid, don't know where I got it from as neither of my parents are religious, I'd just always pray for them to come home safely when they were out driving at night or something
d0f272 No.180054
>>180053
That's cute lad. Awwww. *hugs you*
>tfw your parents lost your piggy blanket, which had farm animals on and always helped you sleep at night
I'm not a child it was just a nice memento that comforted me aaaaaaaaah.
3855e6 No.180055
>>180050
I also betrayed my real friends for those cunts. Luckily I outgrew it but I really hurt my friends smh ahhhhh peer pressure I guess, and status being important to us as well, even though nobody actually liked me because lasses find insecurity really disgusting while the lads just viewed me as a retard or something smh.
3855e6 No.180056
>>180054
ahhhhhhhhh
it's nice to have something that's stayed with you tbh. I'm not sure I have something like that
3855e6 No.180057
at least my cat likes to stay warm with me under the covers
c266c7 No.180058
>>180057
>tfw mummy makes my cat sleep downstairs
d0f272 No.180059
>>180057
I'm allergic to cats smh.
3855e6 No.180060
>>180059
My brother too, that's why all our 3 cats are of the type he isn't allergic to
>>180058
>letting your mummy decide
keek you can beat her up lad
c266c7 No.180061
>>180060
I wouldn't beat my mummy up :(
3855e6 No.180062
>>180061
pussy beta bitch smh
c266c7 No.180063
>>180062
Why are you so mean?
3855e6 No.180064
>>180063
sorry lad. I don't mean to. I just feel like you are mean to me sometimes so I have to be mean back to feel better smh
c266c7 No.180067
d0f272 No.180068
Last game in the series soon, F tbh.
7daabe No.180069
d0f272 No.180125
d0f272 No.180132
>>180126
>>180127
>>180128
>>180129
hullo>>180130
d0f272 No.180136
>>180134
hehe i bet it will be annoying for the mods to delete, kek
d0f272 No.180141
*joins the anti mod rebellion*
b62583 No.180156
b62583 No.180157
it's a bit futile doing this tbh because basically 90% of the main offender's posting content is gayism
d0f272 No.180158
>>180157
the last one was a joke tbh kek
also isn't pembs a lass
b62583 No.180159
>>180158
no he posted pics before
d0f272 No.180160
>>180159
>tfw deceived
that image is still hilarious to me tbh
81dde4 No.180161
phwoarrrrr, my stomach is not a happy camper this morning oh no it isn't. Drinking a litre of salty water how we all doing boys
d0f272 No.180162
>>180161
Doing good. Listening to that woke grandma was pretty hilarious and put me in a good mood.
b62583 No.180163
>>180161
avoiding "working" tbh
got to send emails off and digitize my dnd 5e character smh
81dde4 No.180164
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
MAN do I like ELO
>>180162
I do not know of this woke grandma, but she sounds like gentleman and a scholar :^)
Also in a good mood, finally learned how to smile
>>180163
Now lad
while I have no clue what "working" might mean, and can assure you I probably won't do it.
>dnd
should I be making one as well?
81dde4 No.180166
Forgive me for the dodgy posting style this morning btw, I'm in a positive mood but a comedown is a comedown nonetheless smh
b62583 No.180167
>>180164
nah lad I'll break out the MYFAROG books at some point and ask you what kind of character you want fam, then pregen it before the party
81dde4 No.180168
>>180167
Fantastic stuff. I think I have an idea in mind for a good character
d0f272 No.180169
>>180069
Yeah, there won't be any more Rance games after the latest one.
>a series that has existed since before the sovet union fell ending
it's quite sad for me tbh, even if it's a joke series the characters were endearing
81dde4 No.180170
>>180169
How does a Rance game play?
81dde4 No.180171
>elder brother sent me some obscure hipster music
He know's me too well it seems
d0f272 No.180172
>>180170
I think most are strategy games with dungeon crawler gameplay. They all have RPG elements. The latest games got quite complex and difficult actually.
81dde4 No.180173
Someone needs to explain this to me because I've been wondering for ages
Are the lips of the bumling the top 2 lines and the bottom line the chin? Or is it that all 3 lines are his lips?
>>180172
Oh that sounds pretty interesting actually, I was assuming it was a visual novel. I haven't got into strategy games, especially these days, but I like the concept
d0f272 No.180175
>>180173
>>180174
It's moustache, lips (1 line), chin in descending order.
81dde4 No.180176
>>180175
>moustache
my god I never even thought of that…
I fucking hope not I don't like that at all
d92524 No.180177
Refresh for a cleaned thread tbh.
>>180174
That's just how 22st draws puckered lips tbh, he did the same sort of face for me.
81dde4 No.180178
>>180177
Oh my god…
I thought that was a nose this whole time
d0f272 No.180179
>>180177
>Refresh for a cleaned thread tbh.
Ta lad.
d92524 No.180180
>>180179
You're welcome lad.
d0f272 No.180181
>>180180
>ywn be banned by neo
viva la revolution
81dde4 No.180182
d92524 No.180183
>>180181
M-maybe one day I'll get to give you a nice big ban.
>>180182
Sunday is the NEET sleep-in day for some reason. Even I slept in a bit today smh.
d0f272 No.180184
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>the government
>>180183
*shoots canister of compressed air at your feet while you're deep in REM sleep*
Heh… nothing personel.
a826c1 No.180185
a826c1 No.180186
>>180184
>front mission
Aaah that reminds me of all the weeb games I haven't got round to playing, that series, Wangan Midnight, Ace Combat, Zone of the Enders. Fug
d0f272 No.180187
*pats your head*
>>180185
jahwol lass
81dde4 No.180189
d0f272 No.180190
What do you all think of this?
>"Y-yes doctor, I'm sort of attracted to 2d representations of women that fill the void of loneliness in my heart…"
>"That's interesting son, we'll get you all the help you need. We'll get you all the financial support you require to suit your special needs with dignity and pride."
>"Thanks doc."
>"How does £2500 a week sound?"
>"I think that will get me enough Daki's to survive, lad."
d0f272 No.180191
>when you ask a /newbrit/ poster about their sexuality
81dde4 No.180192
I fucking hate pomegranate
I fucking hate fruit tbh
vegetables > fruit
>>180183
Smh I'm in the mood for talking and all these bastards are monging out happily in their beds
>>180190
Truly we live in the greatest timeline
a826c1 No.180193
>>180190
I can't wait for government allocated waifus
d0f272 No.180194
>>180192
>vegetables > fruit
That's a weird opinion.
a826c1 No.180195
>>180192
Meat > green stuff tbh
a826c1 No.180196
d0f272 No.180197
Considering telling my GP i'm sexually attracted to large amounts of money and asking when I get my prescription tbh.
81dde4 No.180198
>>180194
but they all just taste like shit. vegetables are reliable, savoury, nutrient dense
>>180196
wagwan lad, what you getting up to today
>>180195
That is correct. Meat > vegetables > fruit
I would happily eat a diet of 70% meat and 30% vegetables
d92524 No.180199
>>180191
>file deleted
>file deleted
>file deleted
81dde4 No.180200
Considering telling my GP that I'm sexually attracted to boobies and bums and legs and fannys
81dde4 No.180201
>make hydrating water with salt and honey in it
>sip
>tastes like snot
Oh I've gotten myself into a real mess this time lads
c51ade No.180202
Does it count as no-fap if you don't orgasm? Like not even getting close to busting but stopping before
d0f272 No.180203
>>180199
It was just lots of brain expanding memes and complex physics equations, keek.
>>180200
Lad… you'll get put in the camps for being a racist h'white cis male tbh.
>>180201
You can really fuck up a good meal with honey in the wrong context, it only works with certain foods.
d92524 No.180204
>>180190
>A spokeswoman said: "It will have no impact on the care [people] receive."
If there's literally no benefit then why do the doctors need to ask?
afd8f8 No.180205
>>180202
maybe
depends how long you did it
if you came close to cumming, it is relapse
a826c1 No.180206
>>180201
Good luck lad, glad I don't get hungover I just come down the night before.
>>180198
That's what I do tbh because I was a fussy little shit and now i'm having to ween myself off my picky food choices so as not to seem childish.
Not sure about today tbh, have t got any assignments to do, worked out yesterday. Hmmm tbh
81dde4 No.180207
>>180202
It doesn't tbh, charges the same pathways in the brain and gives you dopamine jolts. Especially if mixed with porn
Also no one ever has successfully managed to nofap while edging the whole time. Even if you did it'd be fucking horrible when you finally had to get round to cumming.
>>180203
>cis camps
Do those camps have boobies and bums and legs and fannys in them?
>honey
Oh it's true. Never been a fan of honey generally but this is much worse than I expected
afd8f8 No.180208
>>180205
But don't do it at all tbh
You'll just get blue balls
c51ade No.180209
>>180205
8 minutes usually takes about 45 not even remotely close
81dde4 No.180210
>>180206
>You're a mad one shrop lad
Not a hangover tbh. Just /very/ dehydrated. Come down the night before?
>Vegs
I know the feeling lad. I've taken to cabbage and broccoli quite well but I despise courgettes and celery. Can barely eat it without some meat to mix it with.
>lazy sunday
twas the 7th day that the christian god took his rest lad, perhaps you may benefit from doing the same
81dde4 No.180211
>>180209
>8 mins
slippery slope lad
>45 minutes
christ I hate it when that happens
a826c1 No.180213
>>180210
If I'm out getting plastered it'll be maybe 12-2am time where everyone is winding down and that's when I'll sober up and come down whilst everyone else will be cuddling or snogging.
81dde4 No.180215
>>180213
Ahhhh I see lad, that's a shame. I do the same on alcohol. That's why you gotta keep coating on a unit and hour 2 replace the one you liver just TOOK from you
>>180214
stargate?
Morning lad
d0f272 No.180216
>when he sniffs the tree
wew
b62583 No.180217
>>180215
yeah, muh based stronk indendent warrior womyn amazon jaffa episode
d0f272 No.180218
stop using paints and wallpaper
81dde4 No.180219
>>180217
>amazon women
*licks lips*
>tfw no amazonian woman to bear you strong sons
why live smh
up to anything to day?
81dde4 No.180221
81dde4 No.180222
>it tastes just like snot
ahhh fuck you I don't need this
b62583 No.180223
TV stronk independent amazons are just ugly fish moushed ex crack whore "actors" tbh
or niggers
>now they're preaching about muh equality
>>180219
dnd 5e stuff, setting up a cheeky chinky with my aunt and uncle tomorrow, being a lazy shitbag.
Maybe west riding could set the server up again in a bit and we'll do some video games
81dde4 No.180225
>>180223
>being a lazy shitbag
Godbless lad we all need to get it in. I have a mountain of work I /SHOULD/ be doing today. Will I do it? Certainly not
d0f272 No.180226
>>180223
>Maybe west riding could set the server up again in a bit and we'll do some video games
Maybe lad, comfy afternoon vidya.
81dde4 No.180227
>>180224
Gimme all of them tbh… Gimme all the female archetypes…
d0f272 No.180228
>>180227
I like the crazy insane sadistic possessive torture queen tbh.
d0f272 No.180230
>>180229
>Marina Sirtis was born in London, the daughter of working-class Greek parents Despina, a tailor's assistant, and John Sirtis.[1][2] She was brought up in Harringay, north London.
tbh
3855e6 No.180231
>>180157
>anti-gayists too dumb to realise I'm on their side
Watch some Rick and Morty, you'll get it then… if you get Rick and Morty.
3855e6 No.180232
>>180175
>>180173
>>180174
>>180177
It's a moustache. OC from TBBK donut steel
It's lips
dda1cb No.180233
3855e6 No.180234
THE INTERSPECIES BREEDING GROUNDS
3855e6 No.180236
>>180235
>didn't want to link them all as I didn't want to make it obvious I stole from you
d0f272 No.180237
>>180236
Hmph. I should've posted in both first. You outmanoeuvred me lad.
d0f272 No.180238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSib3DrdAdA
Having a real life convention for a weird hentai lewd game is degenerate tbh, smh.
>tfw self hating
81dde4 No.180239
>>180228
I don't dislike it but that's probably not high on my list *tbh*. Much prefer the emaciated short heroin chic coke whore personally
>>180232
This news has put me on edge
3855e6 No.180240
>>180238
You wouldn't go to such a convention though, right?
3855e6 No.180241
>>180239
>This news has put me on edge
Keek. Always saw it as lips tbh, I just find it cute
>inb4 TBBK says that it's a stache
ahhhh
d0f272 No.180242
>>180240
>You wouldn't go to such a convention though, right?
Probably would if it was near me tbh. Aaaah I like the character too much.
Just look at him, he's a good guy on the inside look at that smile.
81dde4 No.180243
>>180241
I liked it when I what it was a mouth of 2 lines and then a chin. It started bothering me when it all started to look like one whole pair of lips, now it could be a moustache and it's ruining my positive outlook for today ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
badec9 No.180244
b62583 No.180246
3855e6 No.180247
>>180244
Morning daddy. Thanks for the eggs and bacon
>>180243
smh you have the worst taste in cartoon mouths
3855e6 No.180248
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Westie goes to a convention and this happens
d92524 No.180249
>>180244
I'm not sure about this rp.
badec9 No.180250
did 46 hours in the end
who /sleepisfortheweak/ here?
d0f272 No.180251
>>180249
Would love to impregnate Diana.
3855e6 No.180252
>>180250
damn lad. Probably could if I tried but I'd feel horrible and delirious
badec9 No.180253
>>180247
>>180249
wojakpeabrain.jpg
d92524 No.180255
>>180251
Would love to impregnate you tbh.
3855e6 No.180256
>>180251
Somebody has to impregnate her
>>180253
w-wht
81dde4 No.180258
>>180247
Au contraire me lad, I know for a fact my taste in lips is the best. This extends to the 2d real
>>180244
Morning lad I was a naughty lad last night
I saw your the DM you sent me the other day btw, I sent you a response. thanks for being more discreet than I was kek
>>180250
Jesus lad long week?
3855e6 No.180259
>>180254
Hello boi. I have a question for you
d0f272 No.180260
>>180256
>>180256
>Somebody has to impregnate her
I'll take one for the team. Where is she lads? Which government prison for her evil right wing views?
badec9 No.180262
>>180258
what did you do boyo? i was relatively good with only class c's last night kek.
kek, ill check it later
and no just a 2 day party
3855e6 No.180263
>>180258
>I was a naughty lad last night
LAD
*shames you*
>>180260
Somewhere in Liverpool, lass. Part of the thrill is the hunt. Good luck
3855e6 No.180264
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FRESH EARLY MORNING CIVIC FENCER
badec9 No.180265
>>180263
*reports you for illicit spoiler reading*
badec9 No.180266
>>180264
>chichester
big up south coast massive
3855e6 No.180267
>>180265
*deletes post and report*
wew that was close
badec9 No.180268
3855e6 No.180269
81dde4 No.180270
>>180262
low quality shinex7 and half a pink/purple gameboy
ALSO SPORTS DRINKS
Good job though, impressive to be able to manage 48 hours w/o any bs and above.
>>180263
Ahhhhhhh sorry lad , I didn't wanna do it but I'm a fiend fort it. I just HAD to PLAY VIDEOGAMES instead of reading a book or having had a philosophical discussion
d0f272 No.180271
>The Hyper Weapon is the iconic nickname used by the warrior Rance to refer to his own penis. He is incredibly fond of the name, to the point of almost exclusively using it when discussing his genitalia.
>The Hyper Weapon's importance to Rance is most apparent during the events of Rance Quest, where, after the effects of the Morurun Curse prevented him from becoming erect from anything other than a person who was at or above Level 35, Rance attempted suicide, preferring to die rather than live in a world where the Hyper Weapon was useless.
d0f272 No.180272
>>180269
They're so ugly, they don't blend in with the land like grey squirrels, smh.
81dde4 No.180273
>>180269
Saw a bunch of those little rats on my way home this morning. Love me some nature tbh
God everyone was so anti social I had a nice cheeky smile and was looking to greet people but everyone was averting their gaze as to not acknowledge the presence of another human
3855e6 No.180274
>>180270
>Ahhhhhhh sorry lad , I didn't wanna do it but I'm a fiend fort it. I just HAD to PLAY VIDEOGAMES instead of reading a book or having had a philosophical discussion
Oh you played video games. That's fine, lass. I hope you're not adding lying to your sins.
>>180272
w-what?
d0f272 No.180275
>While Rance was initially indifferent to Genri, he became extremely angered by him after discovering him having sex with the woman he was pursuing and seeing his massive penis. Rance is made deeply insecure about his own Hyper Weapon when thinking about the size of Genri's member, and will frequently angrily yell that it is "too big" and "ruins women".
The story is so autistic it makes me laugh so hard.
d0f272 No.180276
3855e6 No.180277
81dde4 No.180278
>>180274
No lad I can assure you, I definitely played some video game
3855e6 No.180279
>>180273
>tfw feel like I have to greet people
>those times lassies smile at you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
d0f272 No.180280
>>180277
I think that's just a form of censorship, Japs can't show genitalia remember.
3855e6 No.180281
>>180275
Lol what the fuck. That's not very alpha smh
>>180280
>remember.
no smh I don't watch porn
d0f272 No.180282
>>180281
>no smh I don't watch porn
Japan's strange censorship laws are just common knowledge by this point tbh.
3855e6 No.180283
>>180282
What are they exactly? A tiny transparent line on a penis?
81dde4 No.180284
>>180279
>lassies smile @ u
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all I wanted was a pretty young lady to talk to but they were all autistic pensioners and dog walking teen lads with earphonesssssssssssssss
d0f272 No.180285
Blopmf BTFO tbh
>>180283
Literally that yeah. You can depict the weirdest sexual shit possible but as long as you put some pixellation or a weird tiny black line on the dick.
3855e6 No.180286
>>180284
Old lassies are so happy when you greet them though
d0f272 No.180287
>>180286
>Old lassies are so happy when you greet them though
They're from a time when people in a town actually spoke to each other smh.
b62583 No.180288
I think we talked about it before but just walking with your head straight and looking people in the eye makes you feel really alpha because they always avert their eyes like the cowed sheep they are
>>180284
it's jew programming to not ackowledge anyone unless you're absolutely forced to so there's no chance of a local cohesive community forming
It's slightly better where i am because the village is so small
>>180286
because they grew up when the programming was not in full effect
81dde4 No.180289
>>180286
that they are. didn't get any tho. I think there was one but she didn't wanna know.
>no sxc 17-40 y/os to chat up because you're in a good mood
smh at least give me a chance O lord
3855e6 No.180290
>>180285
So all of their porn has this? Porn you buy in shops are censored?
>>180287
smh.
>tfw they stop walking and want to talk to you but you just wanted to be polite
AHHHHHH
>>180288
>I think we talked about it before but just walking with your head straight and looking people in the eye makes you feel really alpha because they always avert their eyes like the cowed sheep they are
Top kek, yeah.
>tfw he won't avert his eyes or move to the side so you bump into each other
ahhhh
d0f272 No.180291
>Anon, just a few more years and I'll have a personality that will pass the turing test and an artificial womb. You won't betray me for a 3D lassie will you?
What do lads?
3855e6 No.180292
>>180291
Nah never trust AI
81dde4 No.180293
>>180288
So it seems lad. Whatever it is it should be fixed asap
At least when I have earphones in I take them out to say hi to people. I thought I was supposed to be the autist ffs. I like in a rural village but it's still people were pretty disappointing.
>When I used to run at 5am there was this old bloke who'd enthusiastically say greet me
Ahhh what a nice guy, he even did a short jog with me once
81dde4 No.180294
>>180291
betray her because I'm a straight dope playa
3855e6 No.180295
*tfw you go outside planning to go on a walk but see the neighbour is also outside so you just pretend you let the cats out instead*
81dde4 No.180296
>>180293
kek the wording in this one is golden. Don't blame me lads
d0f272 No.180297
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>>180294
>betray her because I'm a straight dope playa
d0f272 No.180298
3855e6 No.180299
>>180293
>At least when I have earphones in I take them out to say hi to people. I thought I was supposed to be the autist ffs.
wait you're supposed to take them out?
>tfw I just greet them and get really self-conscious about how I sounded after passing them since I couldn't tell how I sounded with them in my ears
ahhhhhhh
3855e6 No.180300
>>180298
>had to google who that was even though we just watched the film
smh
b62583 No.180301
>>180298
tbh a butlerian jihad should never be off the cards, what if the pro-white AIs eventually transcend that logic
>>180300
not very nerdly of you smh
3855e6 No.180302
>>180301
I never watched it before and I didn't care for it when I did smh just seemed so silly
d0f272 No.180303
>>180302
*hovers grav chair into you*
d0f272 No.180305
A SLOW STRIKE PENETRATES THE SHIELD
3855e6 No.180307
>>180303
>tfw back when the film was made his body was considered incredibly fat but now it's probably the average body in America
d0f272 No.180308
>>180307
*Annexes your spice mines*
81dde4 No.180309
>>180299
>take them out
If you're looking to greet people. WHICH YOU SHOULD OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW HUMANS
>self-conscious
the root of it all tbh. vain of my life tbh.
You still run?
81dde4 No.180310
>>180304
did you go to hard on the kino and grab her fanny in an attempt to be alpha?
d0f272 No.180311
>>180310
Better that than talk all day without even getting a kissu.
d92524 No.180312
>>180304
>deleting your own post
Let us help you lad.
3855e6 No.180313
>>180308
keek he really looks like he's plotting something
>those high test balls
I know it's just his crotch fat smh
dda1cb No.180314
>>180311
>>180310
I think she was going for a kiss after the hug and I just kind of walked off aaahhhhh i'm so retarded
d0f272 No.180315
>>180314
Lad you unironically need the Rance pill. I'm prescribing you one playthrough of Sengoku Rance.
Don't you ever get hot and bothered when you're with a fit lass and get the urge to grab her bum or anything? Kek. You need nofap to build some libido or something.
81dde4 No.180316
>>180311
agreed
I was hoping he'd say 'I told her I liked her' so I could say 'oh even worse then'
>>180314
Well lad she fancies you so it's not like she won't give you a bit of leniency but you can't keep on doing that. Sych yourself up the next time you go out - just shout "YES" as loud as possible like 20 times or something. You will get her if you apply yourself lad, come on
dc90f1 No.180317
>>180314
LAD. dont make a big deal out of it just kiss her as soon as you see her next.
dc90f1 No.180318
vanlads dating tip #29
if she hasnt thrown her drink over you then its probably safe to try and kiss her
d92524 No.180319
>>180314
You should message herand apologize for walking off so abruptly and see whether she picks up on it.
dc90f1 No.180320
>>180319
this is so schoolyard, he should ring her and tell her shes coming round tonight to resolve that unfinished business.
d0f272 No.180321
Ask to take a picture with her, then when you get close kiss her on the cheek, be a bit cheeky lad.
>>180319
That sounds gay and lame, don't do that.
d0f272 No.180323
>>180322
>I don't masturbate lad. I got a hardon from hugging her it's like I'm 12 ffs.
12 year old boys are horny lad, you should have no problem then.
3855e6 No.180324
d92524 No.180325
>>180321
You don't understand girls smh.
3855e6 No.180326
>>180325
I don't know, making it obvious you think so much about this thing that she might not even think about at all would probably look really beta smh
d0f272 No.180327
>>180325
Sending apologies like that over some random thing is just pathetic lol. It's better to tease and bully them a bit.
81dde4 No.180328
>>180318
Hm.
This is actually pretty good
>>180322
>spoiler
so long as you aren't drowning her in them lad. But don't tell her you 'love her' or 'like her' straight up or anything
d92524 No.180329
>>180326
Trust me, she is thinking about it.
81dde4 No.180330
>>180325
same goes to you lad
3855e6 No.180331
>>180329
Then he needs to punish her for it, not apologise
d0f272 No.180332
dc90f1 No.180333
81dde4 No.180334
she doesn't want an apology she wants a fucking smooch ffs
d0f272 No.180335
>You cry as she walks by.
>Chad fists her asshole until she dies.
>>180333
or you can just use drugs to impress dumb thots like wessex but that's cheating
dc90f1 No.180336
>>180326
kissing lasses is pretty alpha lad kek
d0f272 No.180337
dc90f1 No.180338
>>180335
wew
e
w
love me some chemical romance tbh :^)
3855e6 No.180339
>>180335
>tfw automatically smile when a lass smiles at me
>realise this is really cucked behaviour and she'd prefer it if I just stared at her in a condescending manner
ahhhhhhhhh
d0f272 No.180340
>>180338
>Woah you have weed/ket/ecstasy, you're such a bad boy, take me now!
is this accurate lad
81dde4 No.180341
>>180339
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dc90f1 No.180342
>>180340
kek if only lad. youve got the wrong end of this stick.
81dde4 No.180343
>>180340
yes fucking please
gimme me everyone but the middle one. she can watch tho
dc90f1 No.180344
>>180340
>>180342
but without the jailbait
d92524 No.180345
>>180331
She didn't do anything wrong though. She put up with him for seven hours just to reach that moment and he choked on her.
3855e6 No.180346
>>180340
that's how Muslims do it smhhh
d0f272 No.180347
>>180342
you're telling me you never try to seduce impressionable thick young girls who want so eagerly to be mature and edgy with your concoctions lad, you a liar
>>180345
Chad chokes her.
You choke on her.
3855e6 No.180348
>>180345
Keek you're making it sound like those 7 hours with Imperium boi was horrible smh
He should have literally choked her she probably would have liked that smh
d0f272 No.180349
seriously though choking is actually extremely dangerous, just grabbing someones neck lewdly is probably a more apt term
dc90f1 No.180350
>>180347
i dont spend time with teenage thots lad, 20+ or im not interested. certainly not going to give away my precious chemicals to young lasses who might die from inexperience.
3855e6 No.180351
>>180349
DON'T BE A PUSSY LIFT HER OFF THE GROUND
81dde4 No.180352
>>180349
>danger aversion
pfff I thought you were cool but now I know your a pussy
*me and rest of biker gang drive off in the wrong lane*
dc90f1 No.180353
>>180349
no some bitches want throttling proper, believe me.
dc90f1 No.180354
got to go to the supermarket before it shuts but i cant face that many people
d0f272 No.180355
>>180353
>>180352
>>180351
*crushes your trachea*
ooo he's such a badboy
d0f272 No.180356
>>180354
>got to go to the supermarket before it shuts but i cant face that many people
why
dc90f1 No.180357
probably wont even be any tiger bread left now either smh
dda1cb No.180358
*ods on st johns wort to repent for my sins*
3855e6 No.180359
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>>180355
PUSSY JUST PUNCH A HOLE IN HER THROAT IF SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE
dc90f1 No.180360
>>180355
theres strangling then theres crushing a trachea, different levels lad
>>180356
reality is too bright today
d0f272 No.180361
>>180353
the self harmers with BPD?
dc90f1 No.180363
>>180358
phone her now, ask her to netflix and chill tonight.
dc90f1 No.180365
>>180361
unsurprisingly true.
3855e6 No.180366
>>180362
>>180359
Top fucking kek that's so amazing we had the same idea
d0f272 No.180367
>>180365
Does it never depress you they are this way lad?
d0f272 No.180368
>>180362
>>180359
>>180366
Wtf is that? Some Buckley comic? I never heard anything from him after the miscarriage one
81dde4 No.180369
>>180362
man this lad gets it
dc90f1 No.180370
>>180367
not during sex, no.
3855e6 No.180371
>>180367
>>180353
Isn't it just a woman thing? Obviously they wouldn't want to get raped by an ugly cunt but rape and domination fantasies are pretty common, right?
>>180368
One of his characters xbox robot or whatever choked his girl in a comic story line and somebody made this edit
Anyone have the supposed nudes of Buckley?
d0f272 No.180372
>>180370
the sex might be great but they're mentally ill
wish women could just be normal tbh
81dde4 No.180373
dc90f1 No.180376
>>180371
domination is a given, rape not so much, only one lass that wanted actual struggles.
>>180372
they aint going to become normal, you have to fuck them as they are or be a virgin forever.
3855e6 No.180377
>>180374
wait why is he resting his thumb on top of the gun?
d0f272 No.180379
>>180371
> rape and domination fantasies are pretty common, right?
yeah but often it comes out of self hatred and cutting themselves and being suicidal and feeling worthless
81dde4 No.180380
>>180377
cocking the hammer?
81dde4 No.180381
>>180379
no it doesn't lad it's just the duality of the sexes
d0f272 No.180382
>>180381
for some, but not for the type me and wessex know im sure
d0f272 No.180383
d0f272 No.180384
Get a unique name you kraut bastards
dc90f1 No.180385
>>180379
>>180381
>>180382
the domination is gender related, but rape fantasists are damaged goods
dc90f1 No.180387
>>180384
dont call me a kraut you pudding fuck
dc90f1 No.180388
>>180386
>blue
>red
ahhhhh he cant be a crip and a blood
3855e6 No.180389
>>180380
Looks like a semi-automatic pistol to me
>>180379
I don't think that's true at all. Being dominated and bred by a strong lad just naturally feels nice to a lass as her genes will live on.
d0f272 No.180390
>>180389
we're talking about more than that lad, talking about the type of girl who says "I don't care how you use me, do whatever you want with me." or whatever
3855e6 No.180391
>>180388
Top kek. That's where I got the idea tbh, just red and blue is Pepe's usual colour for clothing smh. He's a based centrist
81dde4 No.180392
>Lass on sc takes lewd video selfie in shower and posts on story
why do you do this to me lass
>>180382
Man desires to dominate, woman desires to submit. It exists in male-female relationships
>>180385
indeed but the desire to be dominated is definitely a thing within in all non-dykes. even then tbh
3855e6 No.180393
>>180390
Oh, yeah. That kind is broken smh
81dde4 No.180394
>>180389
probably just a misunderstanding relating to the gun design. We are in the UK
81dde4 No.180395
>>180390
ok that type of girl is damaged goods
3855e6 No.180396
>ywn be a damaged goods girl
81dde4 No.180397
d0f272 No.180398
>>180396
Not all it's cracked up to be tbh.
81dde4 No.180399
btw im not making next thread
dc90f1 No.180400
>>180391
smh west and left nigga, sag da blue khakis
dc90f1 No.180401
>>180396
>>180398
no, theyre normally more cracked up tbh.
3855e6 No.180402
>>180400
WEST COAST EAST COAST… AND THE MIDDLE COAST
>>180398
You've been on?
>>180397
smh I guess boys can be damaged goods as well smh
d0f272 No.180404
>>180402
>You've been on?
No I just know the type and their lives are misery.
3855e6 No.180405
>>180404
I guess I already know what it feels to be worthless..
d0f272 No.180407
>>180405
>I guess I already know what it feels to be worthless..
At least you're not mentally ill though lad.
3855e6 No.180408
3855e6 No.180409
>>180053
>tfw cried properly for the first time in a while lying in bed and thinking about this and innocent young me
d0f272 No.180411
>>180409
There there, lad. Let it all out.
I cried today, only a single tear, over thinking about that penguin tbh.
>He'd spend hours just looking at that cutout of an anime girl
>Was refused by penguin females
>Big ugly pattern on his face
>The cutout wasn't even of a penguin, but he loved it and spent time with it even though he got nothing in return
We need to implant penguin DNA into thots.
d2cd66 No.180413
Fate smiles upon me. My wife 22st is pregnant.
3855e6 No.180415
>>180413
Unbeknownst to me I had an artifical womb in me all this time
d2cd66 No.180416
d0f272 No.180417
>>180415
Saving the white race one kid at a time. 1488stone
3855e6 No.180418
>>180417
keek, just one massive breeding machine
d0f272 No.180419
>>180418
That was the furthest i got in that game tbh.
3855e6 No.180420
>>180419
Could choose which part to do first I think so it could either be pretty early for you or pretty late I guess. I just loved that part of the game. I love literal dungeon crawling and finding monsters like this.
What made you stop?
d0f272 No.180421
3855e6 No.180422
People loved that first game too. I don't understand how they could fuck up so badly. I guess the agenda became more important than the game smh
>>180421
Too hard? I think it was one of the tougher fights
3855e6 No.180423
>tfw you play through it again but just make every single one an offensive wizard with some healing that just spammed the enemy with giant storms with knockdown and slow effects then closing the door
81dde4 No.180424
>>180419
>>180421
Smh I beat that game when I was 13 tbh. on easy
Kek I imagine trying for days in a row to kill the arch darkspawn or w/e before I figured out you had to use the ballistas.
Got stuck in the spooky dwarf ruins dlc because I misleveled my characters tbh
d0f272 No.180425
>>180424
>>180423
>>180422
Everytime I've played it I've been on the hardest difficulty.
81dde4 No.180426
>>180420
I remember being taken aback by broodmother design tbh. It was so cool and grotesque
81dde4 No.180427
>>180425
well theres your problem lad. You have to really micro manage the combat when you play on hard. Pretty difficult on console apparently
3855e6 No.180428
d0f272 No.180429
Yorkshire accents are unnatracti-
3855e6 No.180430
going to play a game on hard now tbh
>just as I wrote this my brother and his gf came through the door
I guess not smh
dc90f1 No.180432
>>180429
theyre about half as attractive as based southern though :^)
d0f272 No.180433
>>180432
RP isn't southern.
dda1cb No.180434
>people find the taig accent more attractive than the norn iron accent
smh tbqh
dc90f1 No.180435
>>180433
>yesterday london was southern
>today rp isnt from the home counties
youre one bonkers yorkshite lad.
d0f272 No.180436
>L-london isn't southern!
*trainfulls of londoners appear in sussex and spew out to buy second homes*
>rp is southern
you're a saxon peasant larping as a norman upper classman, lad
dc90f1 No.180440
>>180436
kek,
london is not southern
parts of the south = commuter belt
commuter belt =/= london
>upper class larp
>the south is upper class compared to the north
im chuckling lad
d0f272 No.180441
hmmm interesting map here
d0f272 No.180442
hmmmmm
wish i wasnt banned ree
5457a7 No.180445
>>180389
You can cock the hammer on a semi auto pistol smh tbh
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