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Iran Hacks 9,000 UK Parliament E-mails As Govt Opposes Trump Decertification of Iran Deal
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/14/revealed-iran-hacks-9000-uk-parliament-e-mails-govt/
Oy vey what a timely coincidence, now you'll have to turn on those nasty Iranians like we told you to.
▶ d92524 (29) No.179639
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179642
Damn it's still so early
not waking up in the middle of the day makes it seem so much longer smh
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▶ afd8f8 (9) No.179645>>179646
>tfw no sexy Jewess gf who converts to Christianity when she meets you and marries you
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179646>>179647
>>179645
she's poison your children against you smh
▶ afd8f8 (9) No.179647>>179659
>>179646
It is either that or convert a Muslim gf
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179648>>179649
>>179643
I hate seeing people argue like this. Reminds me of my mummy smh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179649
>>179648
yeah iktf. been pausing it on and off for a while now smh ahhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179651>>179653
>>179650
I like smoking but hate the smell and health effects.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179652>>179654 >>179658
Burned my tongue on hot soup aaaaah.
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▶ b62583 (38) No.179655>>179658
druids tbh
>da comes home a day late right after I put a cheeky pizza and chips in the oven
▶ b62583 (38) No.179656>>179663
is pembs around yet we were going to watch pulgasari in the afternoon and ip man 3 tonight smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179657
Lasses beware. I am the osculator.
▶ d92524 (29) No.179658
>>179652
The only thing worse is burning my gums as well as the tongue.
>>179655
>no local delicacies
Smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179660>>179662 >>179664 >>179665 >>179667
killed and sacrificed a deer today tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179661>>179664 >>179667
the first big animal I killed smh
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▶ 317e50 (11) No.179663>>179666
>>179650
kek wtf
>>179656
I'm here lad. woke up a bit late smh
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179664>>179668
>>179661
>>179660
oh was hunting your secret mission? that must have been fun
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179665>>179668
>>179660
Didn't know you did that sort of thing tbh
▶ b62583 (38) No.179666>>179670 >>179672
>when you want to make anti-racist propaganda but are too civic to make it anti-white so you make it anti-species-ist instead but still call it anti-racist and twist the retarded allusion to the point that the script calls for an alien-human miscegenated abomination (who you cast in the role of the highest power in the alien society because halfbreeds are still just as capable)
>>179663
smh smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179667>>179668
>>179660
>>179661
Poor deer. It's the law of nature though.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179668>>179670 >>179672
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>>179664
Nah I hit it with my car. Dead on the spot
>>179665
I want to use a gun one day smh.
>>179667
Shouldn't have ran in front of a thicc car with a thicc lad in it tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179669>>179671 >>179672 >>179673 >>179674
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179670>>179675 >>179676
>>179668
Is your car alright? A deer isn't the lightest thing to run into.
>>179666
I think I remember that episode. It was a bit lame.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179671>>179675
>>179669
Are you alright? Deer can cause you to crash your car and die smh.
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179672>>179675 >>179676
>>179668
Oh fug. is your car ok
>>179666
what do you want to do
>>179669
smh
▶ d92524 (29) No.179674>>179675
>>179669
What would Virginia think smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179675>>179678 >>179681 >>179684
>>179670
was a tiny one. No damage to the car, barely any damage to the deer either, think it just hit its head and died in an instant
>>179671
>>179672
smh tiny baby deer it went under the car, then I backed over it to finish it off before driving away
>>179674
ahhh it obviously wanted to end it
▶ b62583 (38) No.179676>>179682 >>179684 >>179702
>>179670
tbh most eps are
>>179672
do you really really want to watch pulgasari tonight?
otherwise complete the ip men tbh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179677>>179679 >>179680 >>179682 >>179684 >>179685
Lads I just hit a large welsh bloke.
▶ b62583 (38) No.179678>>179685
>>179675
wait you just nutted it, crushed it and left? should have taken it for dinner smh
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▶ d0f272 (189) No.179681>>179683 >>179685
>>179675
>smh tiny baby deer it went under the car, then I backed over it to finish it off before driving away
▶ d92524 (29) No.179682>>179684
>>179676
I'd love to see Pulgasari tbh.
>>179677
WEW
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179683
>>179681
kindest thing to do.
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179684>>179695
>>179675
Oh… reversing back must have taken some guts god
>>179676
y not both?
>>179677
topwew
>>179682
woo
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179685>>179686 >>179687 >>179690 >>179695
>>179678
>>179681
Just joking, lasses. It was surprisingly unharmed. I took it with me to my uncle. Not much meat on it though. Such a tiny deer.
Driving around with something dead in my boot. Felt like a gangster or something smh.
>>179677
top kek
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179686
>>179685
It has eyelashes just like mine, smh.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179687>>179692
>>179685
Beautiful picture tbh.
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179688>>179690 >>179695
*haunts you*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING THEBUMBUMKING)▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179689>>179690
>I killed a deerboi
Oh God no
▶ d92524 (29) No.179690>>179693 >>179695 >>179785
>>179685
800 years ago you would have been an outlaw for doing this lad. Poaching the crown's venison would cost you a hand smh.
>>179688
*bans you*
>>179689
Monster. You'll have to make up for this somehow.
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▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179692
>>179687
tbh. My first kill.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179693>>179694
>>179690
>800 years ago you would have been an outlaw for doing this lad. Poaching the crown's venison would cost you a hand smh.
back then we didn't have cars tbh
>Monster. You'll have to make up for this somehow.
ahhh I have no idea smh
▶ b62583 (38) No.179695>>179697 >>179720
>>179684
fair nuff tbh, maybe start earlier to fit them in?
I'll join halfway through pulgasari, i think that's where I stopped
>>179685
poor wee thing smh, probably didn't undastand roads yet
>>179688
hullo bumb me lad
>>179690
I hope you didn't ban him he's not done anything yet
▶ b62583 (38) No.179696
>frozen veg
this was a mistake
▶ d92524 (29) No.179697>>179699
>>179695
I did because I assumed he would be nonce posting immediately, but I'll unban him and see what he does as soon as I can figure out how to lift it smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179698>>179700
>ywn hit Herts with your car and nurse him back to health
>poor wee thing smh, probably didn't undastand roads yet
They usually are with their mummies while they're this small, right? Where was she? smh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179699
>>179697
y-yeah innocent until proven guilty
▶ b62583 (38) No.179700
>>179698
probably off at a deer bar being hit on by north african gazelle smh modern "culture" of single mummies has affects even are wildlife
▶ b62583 (38) No.179701>>179704
the only people w ho should be banned on site are alberto, Leon and any other inveterate gayists smh, can't shoah a lad just for being an elite shitposter
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179702>>179703
>>179676
In retrospect SG-1 had a lot of the traits of typical Jewish programming. It's just easy to be nostalgic for it since I watched it every Sunday when I was a nipper. It makes me wonder how much worse modern sci-fi is.
▶ b62583 (38) No.179703>>179713
>>179702
look no further than the new star trek fittingly acronymed STD
but yeah stargate is actually just standard pozzed tv fare smh, only watching out of nostalgia
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179704>>179708 >>179711
>>179701
I'm embullient at your introduction of me to the word inveterate, lad.
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▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179706>>179718
mummy cleaved a sheep in half when she was young and cool and rode around in a motorcycle smh. Well I guess she just hit it as she had to kill it off after.
▶ a826c1 (15) No.179709
>>179708
Laugh at this small brain nibba he didn't laugh at ejaculate
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▶ b62583 (38) No.179711
>>179704
always a pleasure to elucidate others
▶ b62583 (38) No.179712
tbh having the chance to defenestrate someone is on my bucket list
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179713>>179716 >>179726
>just remembered that one episode where SG-1 finds themselves in a bunker filled with literal Nazis and they help the Allies bomb them to death before running away through the stargate
>>179703
I only found out there was a new star trek because I saw pic related a few days ago. Guess this is the sort of thing that happens when you lose interest in watching the electric jew.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179714>>179715 >>179726
>>179707
>tfw you forget how old you are unless mummy has the right number of candles on your cake
>that time I said I was the wrong age and everyone bullied me
thanks, family. I know hold to hold a grudge.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179715>>179717
>>179714
>I know hold to hold a grudge.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179716>>179719
>>179713
>young anakin got arrested for speeding
BRAVOLUCAS
▶ d92524 (29) No.179718>>179721 >>179722
>>179706
That's a bit psychotic tbh. Was it a romantic rival?
>>179710
How was she today lad?
▶ d92524 (29) No.179719
>>179716
He's still in a Leontic asylum as far as I remember, poor lad.
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179720>>179726
>>179695
alright ill start at half 7
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179721>>179723 >>179725 >>179727
>>179718
>How was she today lad?
Lovely as usual, we went to a museum together and talked for about 7 hours
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179722
>>179718
Top kek it was an accident I'm sure
▶ d92524 (29) No.179723>>179728
>>179721
Did you kiss or handhold?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179724
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In this video: mummy vs sheep
smh
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179725
>>179721
Mossad is doing fine work tbh
▶ b62583 (38) No.179726
>>179713
yeah that one really grinds me gears especially as they never see the enemy who are only referred to as "breeders" which at best means niggers have overran the planet and at worst means they're the fucking zerg or something
I don't pay attention to any modern media tbh unless it comes up from other people and I have to pretend to be a normie
>>179714
>being old enough to forget how old you are
>still live with parents
smh tbh fam t. only remembered this year because it was dubs
>>179720
nice lad
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▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179728>>179738
>>179723
I was holding up an umbrella for her so my hand never actually was free enough to do that. She pulled me in for a hug as I was leaving hers, aaaahhh I don't have the romantic radar to initiate a kiss easily
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179729>>179781 >>179782
>being able to talk to a lass for 7 hours
How though?
▶ afd8f8 (9) No.179730
what a fucking thot
outrageous
▶ afd8f8 (9) No.179731
bedtime
today was not very good
▶ b62583 (38) No.179733>>179734 >>179735
do we have 2 waifupostrs now or has he figured out how to use proxies
>wessex flag fell off the wall and I only found one of the pins so there's at least 2 somewhere just waiting to be stepped on
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179734>>179741
>>179733
think it's bbk again
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179735>>179741
>>179733
>so there's at least 2 somewhere just waiting to be stepped on
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179737
>>179736
get that big pussy look
▶ d92524 (29) No.179738
>>179728
You'll get the hang of it eventually.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179740>>179753
>>179736
>talked for 7 hours
>didn't even get a kiss
Poor lad.
▶ b62583 (38) No.179741
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>>179734
he's getting good at being as pathetic as waifuposter then wew
>>179735
ahh lad no
>>179736
oh it is, hi again lad
was hoping waifuposter's abusive lesbian mummy would actually be dying, thus forcing him to not be a tremendous fuckup
smh
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>>179749
smh I already showed my legs
▶ 9aa955 (7) No.179752>>179755
*enters thread does an eggy and shuffles into background blaming the eggy on the poster below*
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179753>>179754 >>179756
▶ 9aa955 (7) No.179754>>179758
>>179753
ewww lad what have you eaten?
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▶ 9aa955 (7) No.179756
>>179753
You need some bleach to wash out that colon residue
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▶ d0f272 (189) No.179760
Tell her to show you her bum lad.
▶ 9aa955 (7) No.179761
*tries to hail a cab but ends up thumbing a Jew in the direction of the gas chamber, the poster below is in need of a good shower*
▶ b62583 (38) No.179763
*is a jew*
>>179759
it's not really cider tbh, says mostly cream soda and toffee
basically alcoholic sugar
▶ b62583 (38) No.179764>>179767
>>179762
smh lad you ruined my shitpost
ban yourself for gayism btw
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179765>>179766 >>179771
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179767>>179768 >>179769
>>179764
It's not gayism, lad. I'm accusing him of gayism
▶ b62583 (38) No.179768>>179772
>>179767
you posted unspoilered gayism lad
face the consquences of your actions
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179769>>179770 >>179772
>>179767
let he who is without gayness cast the first stone
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179770>>179772
>>179769
*casts first stone*
▶ d92524 (29) No.179771>>179775
>>179765
Give me five minutes, I have to finish the washing up tonight.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179772>>179773 >>179774
>>179768
ahhhh but that pic is me beating up the gayist
>>179769
top keek
>>179770
You liked that Asian trap, lad
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179773>>179777
>>179772
>You liked that Asian trap, lad
no?
▶ b62583 (38) No.179774>>179777
>>179772
also I'm pretty sure jocklet is basically dead at this point, from his posts I have inferred that his computer exploded after he filled up his hard drives entirely with homoerotic scot-themed nipponese pornography
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▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179777>>179780
>>179773
Yes. I am 100% Neo also remembers that. That trap in the mirror. I think in one pic it isn't obvious, but then in another there is a bulge smh. You're one big homo, lad
>>179774
ahhhh I hope not
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179778>>179779
>>179776
d-don't you like my beard, Daftie?
▶ 9aa955 (7) No.179779
>>179778
I need you completely bald for that shower
*hands you bad of soap*
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179780
>>179777
>Yes. I am 100% Neo also remembers that. That trap in the mirror. I think in one pic it isn't obvious, but then in another there is a bulge smh. You're one big homo, lad
Sounds like bullshit tbh
▶ a826c1 (15) No.179781
>>179729
I did it once, it was weird.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179782
>>179729
It's called the friendzone.
▶ a826c1 (15) No.179783>>179784
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▶ dcc136 (10) No.179786>>179789 >>179790 >>179791 >>179796
>Herts fucked Neo
WHO IS HE GOING TO FUCK NEXT!?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179787
>>179785
*takes the bullet*
m-m'ladyy
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▶ d92524 (29) No.179790>>179792
>>179786
I was hoping the first OC of me as Mina would be by 22st but he's so lazy smh.
Why are you raiding us now lad?
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▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179792>>179797
>>179790
I AM LAZY IT'S THE NEET WAY
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179793>>179794
36 hours so far lasses
boi
o
i
▶ a826c1 (15) No.179794>>179795 >>179797
cursed image DO NOT CLICK
>>179793
Of noslep?
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▶ d92524 (29) No.179797
>>179792
Stop being lazy smh, you know you want to draw some Pinkytits.
>>179794
Aaaaahhh every great meme gets r34 eventually.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179798>>179799 >>179801
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Why does everything happen in the South?
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179799>>179800
>>179798
That's where all the people are smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179800>>179802
>>179799
>tfw just realised I'm a poortherner
>tfw everyone I knew growing up looked like kes, including me a bit
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179801>>179804 >>179806
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179802>>179805
>>179800
kek, did your dad go to a flat roofed pub
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179803
its right foggy tonight lads
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179804>>179807
>>179801
One day the North will march on the South and put the torch to your capitalist bourgeoisie metropolitan urbanite system tbh, along with the Mercians.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179805>>179808
>>179802
>kek, did your dad go to a flat roofed pub
There's been one everywhere I've lived tbqh. There's one 5 minutes down the road.
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179806>>179808
>>179801
The South has London, that alone makes the North better.
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179807>>179810
>>179804
didnt work during the miners strikes and wont work now, you black country fuck.
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179808>>179810
>>179805
kek
>>179806
no anywhere inside the m25 is not southern
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179809>>179810
its proper bloody foggy wew
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179810>>179811 >>179812
>>179807
>>179808
>>179809
London has 7x the population of Sussex. The south is London. You're basically a confederation of homopakis tbh.
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179811>>179817
>>179810
no, london is london.
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179812>>179817
>>179810
>confederation of homopakis
lel
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179813>>179814 >>179815
It's a /brit/ has been dead as of one hour episode
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179814
>>179813
SA's enjoying cheap pints night in the Knight's Templar Pub
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179815>>179816
>>179813
why can't they make a new thread?
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179816
>>179815
NO THREADS, NO FUN, NO POLITICS
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179817>>179818 >>179821
>>179811
>>179812
At least we can burn London together before the big scrap lad.
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▶ 1794bf (6) No.179820>>179822
>>179819
Pepsi Max Ginger imho
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179822>>179824
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179823>>179826
I have an EU4 save I keep meaning to continue playing in my spare time yet I haven't touched it for three weeks. It's like my brain is trying to spare me the agony of playing it. Think I'll delete the whole lot and try to purge it from my mind.
▶ 1794bf (6) No.179824>>179825
>>179822
Bit pricey for me, never even tried it.
▶ 58ff08 (23) No.179825
>>179824
its lush and worth the price every now and then
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179826>>179828
>>179823
>EU4
>not playing autistic military simulators and mods you personally crafted
Do you even /patrician/ lad?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179827
>when you go through steam screenshots and see all those from 2013 and before when you were a young teen happily playing with people from around the world
▶ bc5d89 (18) No.179828>>179829
>>179826
I was never brave enough to try the truly autistic military simulators tbh. I think I reached my autism limit at Dwarf Fortress.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179829
>>179828
BUT WE MUST BE IN MOSCOW BY MIDNIGHT ROOOOO
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179832
apparently i was more fucked up last night than I initially thought.
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179833>>179834
>>179830
pretty good considering north korea
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179834>>179836 >>179837 >>179840
>>179833
I didn't think they would have movies, I don't know why just didn't seem like something they would do tbh.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179836>>179838
>>179834
Kim Jong Un liked to direct films actually.
▶ d92524 (29) No.179837
>>179830
>localization calls him rance
>actual japs pronounce it lance
Huh.
>>179834
It was made just for Kim because he liked Godzilla movies and had a South Korean film maker in his jail doing nothing.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179838>>179839
>>179836
Isn't he the current one?
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179839>>179841
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179840>>179841
>>179834
it's pretty much because Kim Jong Il was a massive film buff kek
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179841>>179843 >>179846
>like to dance and jump up and down while throwing the ball for my doggie
>get really bad stitch because i did it too much
Lol, got stitch from dancing.
>>179840
>>179839
Kim Jong Il was a bit more entertaining than the current guy tbh.
▶ 9aad37 (1) No.179842>>179844
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179843>>179849
>>179841
I prefer Un tbh he's so merry even if that's the image he wants people to see
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179845>>179847
Blessed my doggo with the lucky fear leaf clover I've had for the past ten years, then transferred it to my new wallet.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179846>>179848
>>179841
cute doggo. Looks like a younger version of my uncle's dog smh it jumped all over me today
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179847>>179848
>>179845
except yours is black instead of brown. What's its name?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179848>>179850
>>179846
He's cute, he always makes me walk and play with him even when I don't want to with his guilty eyes.
>>179847
I didn't name him, but his name is Diesel.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179849>>179857
>>179843
>I prefer Un tbh he's so merry even if that's the image he wants people to see
I love him lass.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179850
>>179848
>He's cute, he always makes me walk and play with him even when I don't want to with his guilty eyes.
ahhhh such a bully my brother's dog would do that too, but I felt sorry for it since its owners only lied about going on walks with it smh. Why did they even have a dog
>I didn't name him, but his name is Diesel.
that's cool, lass
BIG STRONG DIESEL LOCOMOTIVES
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179852>>179854
>>179851
Must be terrifying being attacked by a horde of dogs tbh.
OR A HORDE OF PIGS
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179853
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179854>>179856
>>179852
>>179852
PIGS FROM HELL
I am just curious if big groups of dogs were used at all tbh. I don't see how you'd control them. Imagine using them as shock troops when charging line infantry
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179856>>179858
>>179854
>I am just curious if big groups of dogs were used at all tbh. I don't see how you'd control them. Imagine using them as shock troops when charging line infantry
Kek. Reloading your musket while a huge dog charges at you.
▶ 317e50 (11) No.179857>>179859
>>179849
truly the eternal mummy of the people
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179858
>>179856
>tfw Britons fought alongside their dogs but it was only possible because of how loose and unorganised their formations were
smhhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179859>>179860
>>179857
I wish I had my own peoples republic.
Don't ever let me near power lads, I'd create something monstrous.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179860>>179861
>>179859
HOMOGENEOUS BREEDING GROUNDS
oh wait knowing you it would just be like modern society smhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179861>>179863
>>179860
>oh wait knowing you it would just be like modern society smhh
Smh lad, you underestimate me. I'm quite a reasonable person open to compromise on most things, but still see the massive problems we face with modern 21st century life. I've spent too much time on imageboards and in the abyss to have staunch moral views on social issues though, smh. Also, I'm prone to power fantasies. I want to be Emperor of Brittania, lad.
ALL HAIL WEST RIDING LAD
*gives salute*
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179863>>179865
>>179861
*assassinates you for being civic but tailors myself to be your heir and makes you get remembered as a powerful ethnic nationalist leader*
ALL HAIL WEST RITLER, ALL HAIL 22st
▶ b62583 (38) No.179864>>179867 >>179869
night lads
DON'T
be gay when I'm there to screencap it
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179865>>179866
>>179863
I'm not civic i just can't resist foreign women roooo.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179866
>>179865
AND THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO ASSINATE YOU. YOU'RE WEAK ROOO
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179867>>179868
>>179864
Why is there a secret bongo bongo land you haven't invited me to roooo
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179868
>>179867
That's in the thread and the cytu.be chat smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179869>>179870
>>179864
>would rather watch pics of Pembs bum than ip-fag tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179870>>179871
>>179869
*clears chat*
Those pics could have been easily faked tbh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179871>>179872
>>179870
Thought Pembs was a lass tbh. Smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179872>>179875
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179873>>179875
When did pembs become a gayist?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179874>>179877 >>179880
>Stepsister has carried two massive speakers into the living room with one of her friends.
She's not having a party is she.
▶ b62583 (38) No.179875>>179877
*doesn't actually go to bed yet cos I'm finishing drinking water*
>>179872
*files under "subvertive delusions*
>>179873
since being pressured into it by 22st over a period of years, or he was like that from the start tbh, idk
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179877>>179878
>>179874
>it's a normies episode
>without telling
please no
>>179875
smh I'm not Weinstein
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179878>>179879
>>179877
Going to go downstairs and ROOO at them all if so.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179879
>>179878
*parties even louder now to spite you*
ahhh
▶ d92524 (29) No.179880>>179881 >>179882 >>179884
Just finished my workout and I'm exhausted. My muscles feel all hot and strangely pleasant. Sweet dreams everyone.
>>179874
>Stepsister
That means she's available.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179881
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179882
>>179880
goodlass night lass. Should feel this way each time
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179883
Do you admire your bum in the mirror, lass?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179884
>>179880
>That means she's available.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179886>>179892
>>179885
Aw, I'm so cute, thanks, lad. <3
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179887>>179888 >>179892
I went downstairs to get a drink, but really to see what my stepsister and her friend were up to, and they said that they moved the speakers downstairs not because they were having a party, but so that I wouldn't hear their music as the walls are too thin between our rooms. They were playing it really quiet too. I said that they were too sweet for doing that and bullied them about not having a party and sitting in the dark together like losers, kek.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179888>>179931
>>179887
>listening to music
>tfw too dumb to understand this meme
smh
At least they were sqweeet
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179889>>179890 >>179892 >>179898
>I'm home alone with two girls
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179890>>179891
>>179889
Lock yourself in your room
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179891>>179894 >>179895
>>179890
It doesn't have a lock, thought the earlier story would make that clear tbh.
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179892>>179893
>>179887
>>179889
How old? Take your dick out and see what they do.
>>179886
You are welcome lass
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179893>>179897
>>179892
They're like 15 coming on 16 I think. Pretty sure that's a crime.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179894
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179895>>179896
>>179891
oh, what's with you people not having locks?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179896
>>179895
I don't know, I've never had one. Maybe people in the North are poor or something.
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179897>>179900
>>179893
Time for you to be CUMMING on 15 lad. Jizz in them. I bet they are virgins. How old are you? A sexy age or a gross one?
(NONCE ARRESTED)▶ 1794bf (6) No.179898>>179899 >>179900
>>179889
>two girls are home alone with you
They must be terrified, no wonder they don't want to disturb you.
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179899>>179902
>>179898
They probably here him screetching and hitting the table while he argues on /brit/ smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179900>>179904 >>179905
>>179897
> How old are you?
I'm 19.
>I bet they are virgins.
It's a working class area in the North mate.
>>179898
>They must be terrified, no wonder they don't want to disturb you.
They should be.
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*locks doors and fights them to the death*
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179901>>179903
*walks into Yorkshire's room and there are just loads of pig masks and animal heads nailed to the wall*
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179902>>179904
>>179899
I invite them in and they compliment my arguments on why CANZUK should unite, tbh.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179903
>>179901
All I have are dumbells an electric guitar and a picture of Sucy on the wall, tbh.
▶ dcc136 (10) No.179904>>179907
>>179902
*backs you up on /brit/ but nobody knows it's me*
>>179900
smh, lad, if they are getting fucked already you might as well do it and poison a reservoir too
▶ 1794bf (6) No.179905>>179907
>>179900
>working class area in the North mate
So they've been raped by wogs?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179907
>>179905
Probably not but I've seen some dodgy pakistani's jeering at young girls in my time.
>>179904
>*backs you up on /brit/ but nobody knows it's me*
Lad… my blood brother tbh.
>>179906
Goodnight lass.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179908>>179909
>it's 11 o'clock
where does the time go?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179909
>>179908
Into the abyss and before you know it you're gone forever.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179910>>179911
Just reading through the end of the last thread
What the fuck tbqh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179911>>179912
>>179910
>reading through threads that have already happened
why
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179912>>179913
>>179911
Seeing if Neo/22st had falsified any more posts about me
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179913
>>179912
I don't know who you are tbh you're the man, the mystery, the legend. Does he like chinky women? Does he like jewesses? Nobody knows.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179915>>179917 >>179923 >>179924
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179916>>179918
Should I go for a night run? y/n
▶ 1794bf (6) No.179917>>179919
How long will it last lads? Will SA's sister become more extreme. What will happen to Sellner and the Identitäre Bewegung Österreichs?
>>179915
It's not that hard to open a watermelon though, just use a sharp knife lad.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179918>>179920
▶ 1794bf (6) No.179919
>>179917
Looks like they truly are "right wing" what with that sodomite flag in the background.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179920
>>179918
Going to do it tbh.
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179923
>>179915
>he doesn't know how to save instagram content
Kek
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179925>>179926
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179926
>>179925
It's somebody's fetish to get beaten up and dominated by somebody inferior to you I guess
▶ c51ade (15) No.179927>>179928 >>179930
>was meant to be going to some girl's party tonight
>on the way there decide I'd rather just stay home and read
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179928>>179929
▶ c51ade (15) No.179929>>179932
>>179928
can't be fagged tbh, getting drunk and shagging some random thot won't change my life for the better
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179930
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179931>>179933
>>179888
Yeah but you don't like music.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179932
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179933>>179934
>>179931
I guess that isn't true as I listen to it, I'm just not interested in it beyond what it gives me in the moment, usually while doing other stuff smh
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179934>>179935
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179935>>179938
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179936
*tries to blackpill you*
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8yppc2l0E#t=46s
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179937>>179939
has science gone too far?
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179938>>179940
>>179935
Because you don't like music.
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179939>>179941
>>179937
Most powerful isetta ever
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179940
>>179938
I am listening to music right now and said I danced to some earlier smh
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179941>>179942
>>179939
there is a challenger
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179942>>179944
>>179941
Is that a Lotus isetta?
▶ c51ade (15) No.179943>>179945
tbh gets a tad lewd at the end
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179944>>179967
>>179942
It was lisenced to the dagos
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179945
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179949
>>179946
*farts under the covers*
▶ c51ade (15) No.179959>>179963
>>179955
>>179954
>>179956
If you're trying to impersonate 22st at least change your flag lad
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179961
I suppose this is gayism though
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179962>>179965 >>179966
>>179960
wrong first imahgew tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179963
>>179959
smh I don't sound like that
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179964
I'm a more highbrow lad
brrappp
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179965>>179972
>>179962
Oh God what the fuck is that
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179967
>>179944
I'm pretty sure the isetta was there's originally.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179968>>179971
genuinely think the nissan juke and cashqai are uglier than the multipla
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179970
>>179957
Isn't this true for most men?
▶ c51ade (15) No.179971>>179973 >>179976
Steam > Internal combustion
>>179968
Just no
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.179972
>>179965
>he's never seen a fiat multipla
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179973>>179975
>>179971
>Just no
Lad they're abominations, and people actually buy them
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179974>>179977
Back lads, went for a bike round the lake.
The ducks were all awake, thought they went to sleep tbh.
▶ c51ade (15) No.179975>>179980
>>179973
Literally nothing is as ugly as the multipla, not even the Lambo' LM002
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179977>>179978
>>179974
Biking in the dark? Doesn't sound comfy tbh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179978>>179979
>>179977
Only went round lit areas, it's quite comfy as there are no cars on the road even on the motorway.
Sat and watched the stars which was pretty comfy. Saw the seven sisters really clearly, which spooked me because it's a cluster of stars really close together.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179979>>179981 >>179982
>>179978
That's why I like night walks tbh, at least where I live, it's as if you have the world to yourself.
▶ 9f6099 (31) No.179980
>>179975
LM002 is only marginally more hideous than the Land Rover or the G wagon
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179981>>179984
>>179979
>it's as if you have the world to yourself.
Saw lots of squirrels too.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179982>>179984
>>179979
Night walk brotherhood lad
▶ c51ade (15) No.179983
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>179976
>not appreciating the supreme comfy
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179984>>179985
>>179981
Nice. Don't think I've seen one on my walks. Did you see the squirrel?
>>179982
smh that kind of looks like an illegal dog, lass
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179985>>179986
>>179984
>the squirrel?
Who, lad? I have an inkling but you must enlighten me…
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179986>>179987 >>180000
>>179985
The one that wouldn't objectify you, but would still bum you
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179987>>179989
>>179986
No, and he seems to have vanished from /newbrit/.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179988>>179990 >>179995
I thirst for more (you)'s. How do you attract more people to this board?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179989>>179991
>>179987
He's not here all day
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179990>>179992
>>179988
Don't attract more people here. It's late. Eating too many (You)s now will make you gain weight.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179992>>179993 >>179995
>>179990
I need lebensraum.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179993>>179994
>>179992
You're advocating displacement, lass
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179994>>179997
>>179993
We need more helots to work the fields so we don't have to work as hard for (You)'s. We should get an 8chan ad.
▶ c51ade (15) No.179995>>179996
>>179988
>>179992
>gentrifying /newbrit/
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179996
>>179995
How did you come here then lad?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.179997>>179998
>>179994
And this is where your subjects would rebel and lop your head off
▶ d0f272 (189) No.179998>>180002
>>179997
*makes you fall in love with me so you find it impossible to fight me*
▶ 4ffc0a (11) No.180000
>>179986
He's at a wedding
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180002>>180004 >>180006
>>180001
What was it?
>>179998
smh I hate homos lass that would never work
▶ c51ade (15) No.180003
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180004>>180007 >>180020
Using this board as a substitute for a social life isn't working because there aren't enough of you and none of you live near me. What club should I join to make friends lads?
>>180002
>What was it?
Something terrible lad… I can never tell you.
>>180002
>smh I hate homos lass that would never work
Suuuure…
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180005>>180007
Oh yeah I was gonna join the kickboxing club in town, just remembered.
▶ c51ade (15) No.180006>>180008
>>180002
Look upon my work and despair
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180007
>>180004
>Something terrible lad… I can never tell you.
pretty please
>>180004
>Suuuure…
I've been consistent about this smh
>>180005
Just don't fuck up your hands and wrists, lass
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180008>>180009
>>180006
Well that's unexciting but clever smh
▶ c51ade (15) No.180009>>180010
>>180008
SA would probably have banned me for it tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180010>>180011
>>180009 But he has no power here
▶ c51ade (15) No.180011>>180013
>>180010
I know, kinda spoils the fun smh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180013>>180014
>>180011
*puts on a wig and a dress*
I can pretend to be SA for you
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180014>>180015
*punches you on the head*
>>180013
Hot…
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180015
>>180014
>Hot…
Thanks, lass
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180017>>180018
>>180016
I hope this isn't a porn smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180018>>180019
>>180017
It looks like a comfy series tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180019>>180021
>>180018
Cute lass
>gets naked
smh
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180020>>180022
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180021>>180023
>>180019
Is it just us lad? If we had Canada it would be a party.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180022
>>180020
>Rape club
Don't fancy visiting the local mosque tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180023>>180024
>>180021
It's just us, lass… but we can still have a party
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180024>>180026
>>180023
>Says that right after Anrpim just posted
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180027>>180028
>Comic George Lopez was booed off stage at a gala for juvenile diabetes in Denver last week, over an anti-Donald Trump routine that fell flat with the crowd.
>An attendee at the event --- where tables sold from $5,000 to $100,000 to benefit the Barbara Davis Center for Diabetes — commented on a YouTube video that “George was asked nicely to stop making Trump jokes by a man in front row [Maffei] who just donated $250K.” But “George doesn’t, continues. Gets booed.”
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180028
>>180027
Saying Drumpfy plumpfy all year must have made them forget how to tell actual jokes
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180030>>180032
>>180029
don't know anything about him but sad either way I guess. Have heart problems in my family smh. Two grandads, one uncle
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180031>>180033
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180032>>180035
>>180030
He's just a guitarist, first heard of him from playing guitar hero as a kid. This is his most popular song probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTcg9JybEp8
>>180030
>Have heart problems in my family smh. Two grandads, one uncle
Smh, that's sad, lad. *hugs you*
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180033>>180036
>>180031
You reply so slowly lad, smh.
*head punts you*
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180035
>>180032
>Smh, that's sad, lad. *hugs you*
*hugs you and has a cheeky squeeze of that bum* all according to keikaku it's true thanks for the hug smh
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180036>>180037 >>180038
>>180033
I'm busy :( and it's 2am
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180037>>180039 >>180040
>>180036
You're right, I'm sleepy.
>tfw no saxon longhouse for the lads to sleep togeher in around the fire before striking out on the morn to conquer foreign lands
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180038>>180040
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180039
>>180037
I am really sensitive to sound so hate sleeping in the same room as others but longhouses and roundhouses seems so comfy ahhh
>could cuddle no homo just to stay comfy
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180040>>180041
>>180038
Watching anime with a friend
>>180037
>tfw no lass to cuddle with next to the fire
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180041>>180042 >>180046
>>180040
>tfw no lass to cuddle with next to the fire
>tfw no lass
>tfw no friends
>tfw nothing
>tfw don't even feel alive I just exist day to day
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180042>>180043
>>180041
do something before it's too late, lass
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180043>>180045
>>180042
>do something before it's too late, lass
I will lad, we'll all make it.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180044>>180047
>tfw you're the big spoon and your back gets cold
ahhhhhhhhhh as if I've ever been any spoon
MUMMYYYYYYYYYYY
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180045
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180046
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180047>>180049
>>180044
I've never spooned but I hugged an ugly girl once when drunk it was nice.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180048>>180053
i feel more empathy for this cute umbrella slime than the masses of normies
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180049>>180050
>>180047
I might have had the chance to get with a girl but I passed because she was unpopular ahhhhhhhhh let me go back she was so pretty and kind too. An actual beautiful person
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180050>>180055
>>180049
I had a similar experience lad. Why did I care so much about people's opinions when they were all dickheads I'd never see again anyway?
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180052
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180053>>180054 >>180409
>>180048
>tfw all my cuddly toys I used to bring crumbs of bread to before bed are now all alone in the attic somewhere, or worse, thrown away
Always made sure they were warm and comfy under the covers too. ahhhh
also reminds me I actually prayed as a kid, don't know where I got it from as neither of my parents are religious, I'd just always pray for them to come home safely when they were out driving at night or something
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180054>>180056
>>180053
That's cute lad. Awwww. *hugs you*
>tfw your parents lost your piggy blanket, which had farm animals on and always helped you sleep at night
I'm not a child it was just a nice memento that comforted me aaaaaaaaah.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180055
>>180050
I also betrayed my real friends for those cunts. Luckily I outgrew it but I really hurt my friends smh ahhhhh peer pressure I guess, and status being important to us as well, even though nobody actually liked me because lasses find insecurity really disgusting while the lads just viewed me as a retard or something smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180056
>>180054
ahhhhhhhhh
it's nice to have something that's stayed with you tbh. I'm not sure I have something like that
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180057>>180058 >>180059
at least my cat likes to stay warm with me under the covers
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180058>>180060
>>180057
>tfw mummy makes my cat sleep downstairs
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180059>>180060
>>180057
I'm allergic to cats smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180060>>180061
>>180059
My brother too, that's why all our 3 cats are of the type he isn't allergic to
>>180058
>letting your mummy decide
keek you can beat her up lad
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180061>>180062
>>180060
I wouldn't beat my mummy up :(
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180062>>180063
>>180061
pussy beta bitch smh
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180063>>180064 >>180066
>>180062
Why are you so mean?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180064
>>180063
sorry lad. I don't mean to. I just feel like you are mean to me sometimes so I have to be mean back to feel better smh
▶ c266c7 (10) No.180067
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180068>>180069
Last game in the series soon, F tbh.
▶ 7daabe (1) No.180069>>180169
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180125
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180132
>>180126
>>180127
>>180128
>>180129
hullo>>180130
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180136
>>180134
hehe i bet it will be annoying for the mods to delete, kek
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180141
*joins the anti mod rebellion*
▶ b62583 (38) No.180156
▶ b62583 (38) No.180157>>180158 >>180231
it's a bit futile doing this tbh because basically 90% of the main offender's posting content is gayism
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180158>>180159
>>180157
the last one was a joke tbh kek
also isn't pembs a lass
▶ b62583 (38) No.180159>>180160
>>180158
no he posted pics before
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180160
>>180159
>tfw deceived
that image is still hilarious to me tbh
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180161>>180162 >>180163
phwoarrrrr, my stomach is not a happy camper this morning oh no it isn't. Drinking a litre of salty water how we all doing boys
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180162>>180164
>>180161
Doing good. Listening to that woke grandma was pretty hilarious and put me in a good mood.
▶ b62583 (38) No.180163>>180164
>>180161
avoiding "working" tbh
got to send emails off and digitize my dnd 5e character smh
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180164>>180167
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MAN do I like ELO
>>180162
I do not know of this woke grandma, but she sounds like gentleman and a scholar :^)
Also in a good mood, finally learned how to smile
>>180163
Now lad
while I have no clue what "working" might mean, and can assure you I probably won't do it.
>dnd
should I be making one as well?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180166
Forgive me for the dodgy posting style this morning btw, I'm in a positive mood but a comedown is a comedown nonetheless smh
▶ b62583 (38) No.180167>>180168
>>180164
nah lad I'll break out the MYFAROG books at some point and ask you what kind of character you want fam, then pregen it before the party
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180168
>>180167
Fantastic stuff. I think I have an idea in mind for a good character
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180169>>180170
>>180069
Yeah, there won't be any more Rance games after the latest one.
>a series that has existed since before the sovet union fell ending
it's quite sad for me tbh, even if it's a joke series the characters were endearing
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180170>>180172
>>180169
How does a Rance game play?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180171
>elder brother sent me some obscure hipster music
He know's me too well it seems
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180172>>180173
>>180170
I think most are strategy games with dungeon crawler gameplay. They all have RPG elements. The latest games got quite complex and difficult actually.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180173>>180174 >>180175 >>180232
Someone needs to explain this to me because I've been wondering for ages
Are the lips of the bumling the top 2 lines and the bottom line the chin? Or is it that all 3 lines are his lips?
>>180172
Oh that sounds pretty interesting actually, I was assuming it was a visual novel. I haven't got into strategy games, especially these days, but I like the concept
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180175>>180176 >>180232
>>180173
>>180174
It's moustache, lips (1 line), chin in descending order.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180176
>>180175
>moustache
my god I never even thought of that…
I fucking hope not I don't like that at all
▶ d92524 (29) No.180177>>180178 >>180179 >>180232
Refresh for a cleaned thread tbh.
>>180174
That's just how 22st draws puckered lips tbh, he did the same sort of face for me.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180178
>>180177
Oh my god…
I thought that was a nose this whole time
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180179>>180180
>>180177
>Refresh for a cleaned thread tbh.
Ta lad.
▶ d92524 (29) No.180180>>180181
>>180179
You're welcome lad.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180181>>180183
>>180180
>ywn be banned by neo
viva la revolution
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180182>>180183
▶ d92524 (29) No.180183>>180184 >>180192
>>180181
M-maybe one day I'll get to give you a nice big ban.
>>180182
Sunday is the NEET sleep-in day for some reason. Even I slept in a bit today smh.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180184>>180186
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>the government
>>180183
*shoots canister of compressed air at your feet while you're deep in REM sleep*
Heh… nothing personel.
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180185>>180187 >>180189
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180186
>>180184
>front mission
Aaah that reminds me of all the weeb games I haven't got round to playing, that series, Wangan Midnight, Ace Combat, Zone of the Enders. Fug
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180187>>180196
*pats your head*
>>180185
jahwol lass
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180189>>180196
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180190>>180192 >>180193 >>180204
What do you all think of this?
>"Y-yes doctor, I'm sort of attracted to 2d representations of women that fill the void of loneliness in my heart…"
>"That's interesting son, we'll get you all the help you need. We'll get you all the financial support you require to suit your special needs with dignity and pride."
>"Thanks doc."
>"How does £2500 a week sound?"
>"I think that will get me enough Daki's to survive, lad."
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180191>>180199
>when you ask a /newbrit/ poster about their sexuality
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180192>>180194 >>180195
I fucking hate pomegranate
I fucking hate fruit tbh
vegetables > fruit
>>180183
Smh I'm in the mood for talking and all these bastards are monging out happily in their beds
>>180190
Truly we live in the greatest timeline
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180193
>>180190
I can't wait for government allocated waifus
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180194>>180198
>>180192
>vegetables > fruit
That's a weird opinion.
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180195>>180198
>>180192
Meat > green stuff tbh
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180196>>180198
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180197
Considering telling my GP i'm sexually attracted to large amounts of money and asking when I get my prescription tbh.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180198>>180206
>>180194
but they all just taste like shit. vegetables are reliable, savoury, nutrient dense
>>180196
wagwan lad, what you getting up to today
>>180195
That is correct. Meat > vegetables > fruit
I would happily eat a diet of 70% meat and 30% vegetables
▶ d92524 (29) No.180199>>180203
>>180191
>file deleted
>file deleted
>file deleted
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180200>>180203
Considering telling my GP that I'm sexually attracted to boobies and bums and legs and fannys
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180201>>180203 >>180206
>make hydrating water with salt and honey in it
>sip
>tastes like snot
Oh I've gotten myself into a real mess this time lads
▶ c51ade (15) No.180202>>180205 >>180207
Does it count as no-fap if you don't orgasm? Like not even getting close to busting but stopping before
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180203>>180207
>>180199
It was just lots of brain expanding memes and complex physics equations, keek.
>>180200
Lad… you'll get put in the camps for being a racist h'white cis male tbh.
>>180201
You can really fuck up a good meal with honey in the wrong context, it only works with certain foods.
▶ d92524 (29) No.180204
>>180190
>A spokeswoman said: "It will have no impact on the care [people] receive."
If there's literally no benefit then why do the doctors need to ask?
▶ afd8f8 (9) No.180205>>180208 >>180209
>>180202
maybe
depends how long you did it
if you came close to cumming, it is relapse
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180206>>180210
>>180201
Good luck lad, glad I don't get hungover I just come down the night before.
>>180198
That's what I do tbh because I was a fussy little shit and now i'm having to ween myself off my picky food choices so as not to seem childish.
Not sure about today tbh, have t got any assignments to do, worked out yesterday. Hmmm tbh
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180207
>>180202
It doesn't tbh, charges the same pathways in the brain and gives you dopamine jolts. Especially if mixed with porn
Also no one ever has successfully managed to nofap while edging the whole time. Even if you did it'd be fucking horrible when you finally had to get round to cumming.
>>180203
>cis camps
Do those camps have boobies and bums and legs and fannys in them?
>honey
Oh it's true. Never been a fan of honey generally but this is much worse than I expected
▶ afd8f8 (9) No.180208
>>180205
But don't do it at all tbh
You'll just get blue balls
▶ c51ade (15) No.180209>>180211
>>180205
8 minutes usually takes about 45 not even remotely close
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180210>>180213
>>180206
>You're a mad one shrop lad
Not a hangover tbh. Just /very/ dehydrated. Come down the night before?
>Vegs
I know the feeling lad. I've taken to cabbage and broccoli quite well but I despise courgettes and celery. Can barely eat it without some meat to mix it with.
>lazy sunday
twas the 7th day that the christian god took his rest lad, perhaps you may benefit from doing the same
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180211
>>180209
>8 mins
slippery slope lad
>45 minutes
christ I hate it when that happens
▶ a826c1 (15) No.180213>>180215
>>180210
If I'm out getting plastered it'll be maybe 12-2am time where everyone is winding down and that's when I'll sober up and come down whilst everyone else will be cuddling or snogging.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180215>>180217
>>180213
Ahhhh I see lad, that's a shame. I do the same on alcohol. That's why you gotta keep coating on a unit and hour 2 replace the one you liver just TOOK from you
>>180214
stargate?
Morning lad
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180216
>when he sniffs the tree
wew
▶ b62583 (38) No.180217>>180219 >>180220
>>180215
yeah, muh based stronk indendent warrior womyn amazon jaffa episode
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180218
stop using paints and wallpaper
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180219>>180220 >>180223
>>180217
>amazon women
*licks lips*
>tfw no amazonian woman to bear you strong sons
why live smh
up to anything to day?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180221>>180224
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180222
>it tastes just like snot
ahhh fuck you I don't need this
▶ b62583 (38) No.180223>>180225 >>180226
TV stronk independent amazons are just ugly fish moushed ex crack whore "actors" tbh
or niggers
>now they're preaching about muh equality
>>180219
dnd 5e stuff, setting up a cheeky chinky with my aunt and uncle tomorrow, being a lazy shitbag.
Maybe west riding could set the server up again in a bit and we'll do some video games
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180225
>>180223
>being a lazy shitbag
Godbless lad we all need to get it in. I have a mountain of work I /SHOULD/ be doing today. Will I do it? Certainly not
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180226
>>180223
>Maybe west riding could set the server up again in a bit and we'll do some video games
Maybe lad, comfy afternoon vidya.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180227>>180228
>>180224
Gimme all of them tbh… Gimme all the female archetypes…
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180228>>180239
>>180227
I like the crazy insane sadistic possessive torture queen tbh.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180230
>>180229
>Marina Sirtis was born in London, the daughter of working-class Greek parents Despina, a tailor's assistant, and John Sirtis.[1][2] She was brought up in Harringay, north London.
tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180231
>>180157
>anti-gayists too dumb to realise I'm on their side
Watch some Rick and Morty, you'll get it then… if you get Rick and Morty.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180232>>180239
>>180175
>>180173
>>180174
>>180177
It's a moustache. OC from TBBK donut steel
It's lips
▶ dda1cb (6) No.180233
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180234>>180235
THE INTERSPECIES BREEDING GROUNDS
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180236>>180237
>>180235
>didn't want to link them all as I didn't want to make it obvious I stole from you
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180237
>>180236
Hmph. I should've posted in both first. You outmanoeuvred me lad.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180238>>180240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSib3DrdAdA
Having a real life convention for a weird hentai lewd game is degenerate tbh, smh.
>tfw self hating
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180239>>180241
>>180228
I don't dislike it but that's probably not high on my list *tbh*. Much prefer the emaciated short heroin chic coke whore personally
>>180232
This news has put me on edge
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180240>>180242
>>180238
You wouldn't go to such a convention though, right?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180241>>180243
>>180239
>This news has put me on edge
Keek. Always saw it as lips tbh, I just find it cute
>inb4 TBBK says that it's a stache
ahhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180242>>180245
>>180240
>You wouldn't go to such a convention though, right?
Probably would if it was near me tbh. Aaaah I like the character too much.
Just look at him, he's a good guy on the inside look at that smile.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180243>>180247
>>180241
I liked it when I what it was a mouth of 2 lines and then a chin. It started bothering me when it all started to look like one whole pair of lips, now it could be a moustache and it's ruining my positive outlook for today ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ badec9 (7) No.180244>>180246 >>180247 >>180249 >>180258
▶ b62583 (38) No.180246
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180247>>180253 >>180258
>>180244
Morning daddy. Thanks for the eggs and bacon
>>180243
smh you have the worst taste in cartoon mouths
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180248
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>Westie goes to a convention and this happens
▶ d92524 (29) No.180249>>180251 >>180253
>>180244
I'm not sure about this rp.
▶ badec9 (7) No.180250>>180252 >>180258
did 46 hours in the end
who /sleepisfortheweak/ here?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180251>>180255 >>180256
>>180249
Would love to impregnate Diana.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180252
>>180250
damn lad. Probably could if I tried but I'd feel horrible and delirious
▶ badec9 (7) No.180253>>180256
>>180247
>>180249
wojakpeabrain.jpg
▶ d92524 (29) No.180255>>180257 >>180261
>>180251
Would love to impregnate you tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180256>>180260
>>180251
Somebody has to impregnate her
>>180253
w-wht
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180258>>180262 >>180263
>>180247
Au contraire me lad, I know for a fact my taste in lips is the best. This extends to the 2d real
>>180244
Morning lad I was a naughty lad last night
I saw your the DM you sent me the other day btw, I sent you a response. thanks for being more discreet than I was kek
>>180250
Jesus lad long week?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180259
>>180254
Hello boi. I have a question for you
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180260>>180263
>>180256
>>180256
>Somebody has to impregnate her
I'll take one for the team. Where is she lads? Which government prison for her evil right wing views?
▶ badec9 (7) No.180262>>180270
>>180258
what did you do boyo? i was relatively good with only class c's last night kek.
kek, ill check it later
and no just a 2 day party
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180263>>180265 >>180270
>>180258
>I was a naughty lad last night
LAD
*shames you*
>>180260
Somewhere in Liverpool, lass. Part of the thrill is the hunt. Good luck
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180264>>180266
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FRESH EARLY MORNING CIVIC FENCER
▶ badec9 (7) No.180265>>180267
>>180263
*reports you for illicit spoiler reading*
▶ badec9 (7) No.180266
>>180264
>chichester
big up south coast massive
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180267>>180268
>>180265
*deletes post and report*
wew that was close
▶ badec9 (7) No.180268
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180269>>180272 >>180273
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180270>>180274
>>180262
low quality shinex7 and half a pink/purple gameboy
ALSO SPORTS DRINKS
Good job though, impressive to be able to manage 48 hours w/o any bs and above.
>>180263
Ahhhhhhh sorry lad , I didn't wanna do it but I'm a fiend fort it. I just HAD to PLAY VIDEOGAMES instead of reading a book or having had a philosophical discussion
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180271>>180277
>The Hyper Weapon is the iconic nickname used by the warrior Rance to refer to his own penis. He is incredibly fond of the name, to the point of almost exclusively using it when discussing his genitalia.
>The Hyper Weapon's importance to Rance is most apparent during the events of Rance Quest, where, after the effects of the Morurun Curse prevented him from becoming erect from anything other than a person who was at or above Level 35, Rance attempted suicide, preferring to die rather than live in a world where the Hyper Weapon was useless.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180272>>180274
>>180269
They're so ugly, they don't blend in with the land like grey squirrels, smh.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180273>>180279
>>180269
Saw a bunch of those little rats on my way home this morning. Love me some nature tbh
God everyone was so anti social I had a nice cheeky smile and was looking to greet people but everyone was averting their gaze as to not acknowledge the presence of another human
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180274>>180278
>>180270
>Ahhhhhhh sorry lad , I didn't wanna do it but I'm a fiend fort it. I just HAD to PLAY VIDEOGAMES instead of reading a book or having had a philosophical discussion
Oh you played video games. That's fine, lass. I hope you're not adding lying to your sins.
>>180272
w-what?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180275>>180281
>While Rance was initially indifferent to Genri, he became extremely angered by him after discovering him having sex with the woman he was pursuing and seeing his massive penis. Rance is made deeply insecure about his own Hyper Weapon when thinking about the size of Genri's member, and will frequently angrily yell that it is "too big" and "ruins women".
The story is so autistic it makes me laugh so hard.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180276
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180277>>180280
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180278
>>180274
No lad I can assure you, I definitely played some video game
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180279>>180284
>>180273
>tfw feel like I have to greet people
>those times lassies smile at you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180280>>180281
>>180277
I think that's just a form of censorship, Japs can't show genitalia remember.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180281>>180282
>>180275
Lol what the fuck. That's not very alpha smh
>>180280
>remember.
no smh I don't watch porn
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180282>>180283
>>180281
>no smh I don't watch porn
Japan's strange censorship laws are just common knowledge by this point tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180283>>180285
>>180282
What are they exactly? A tiny transparent line on a penis?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180284>>180286 >>180288
>>180279
>lassies smile @ u
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all I wanted was a pretty young lady to talk to but they were all autistic pensioners and dog walking teen lads with earphonesssssssssssssss
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180285>>180290
Blopmf BTFO tbh
>>180283
Literally that yeah. You can depict the weirdest sexual shit possible but as long as you put some pixellation or a weird tiny black line on the dick.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180286>>180287 >>180288 >>180289
>>180284
Old lassies are so happy when you greet them though
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180287>>180290
>>180286
>Old lassies are so happy when you greet them though
They're from a time when people in a town actually spoke to each other smh.
▶ b62583 (38) No.180288>>180290 >>180293
I think we talked about it before but just walking with your head straight and looking people in the eye makes you feel really alpha because they always avert their eyes like the cowed sheep they are
>>180284
it's jew programming to not ackowledge anyone unless you're absolutely forced to so there's no chance of a local cohesive community forming
It's slightly better where i am because the village is so small
>>180286
because they grew up when the programming was not in full effect
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180289
>>180286
that they are. didn't get any tho. I think there was one but she didn't wanna know.
>no sxc 17-40 y/os to chat up because you're in a good mood
smh at least give me a chance O lord
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180290
>>180285
So all of their porn has this? Porn you buy in shops are censored?
>>180287
smh.
>tfw they stop walking and want to talk to you but you just wanted to be polite
AHHHHHH
>>180288
>I think we talked about it before but just walking with your head straight and looking people in the eye makes you feel really alpha because they always avert their eyes like the cowed sheep they are
Top kek, yeah.
>tfw he won't avert his eyes or move to the side so you bump into each other
ahhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180291>>180292 >>180294
>Anon, just a few more years and I'll have a personality that will pass the turing test and an artificial womb. You won't betray me for a 3D lassie will you?
What do lads?
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180292>>180298
>>180291
Nah never trust AI
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180293>>180296 >>180299
>>180288
So it seems lad. Whatever it is it should be fixed asap
At least when I have earphones in I take them out to say hi to people. I thought I was supposed to be the autist ffs. I like in a rural village but it's still people were pretty disappointing.
>When I used to run at 5am there was this old bloke who'd enthusiastically say greet me
Ahhh what a nice guy, he even did a short jog with me once
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180294>>180297
>>180291
betray her because I'm a straight dope playa
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180295
*tfw you go outside planning to go on a walk but see the neighbour is also outside so you just pretend you let the cats out instead*
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180296
>>180293
kek the wording in this one is golden. Don't blame me lads
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180297
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>>180294
>betray her because I'm a straight dope playa
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180298>>180300 >>180301
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180299>>180309
>>180293
>At least when I have earphones in I take them out to say hi to people. I thought I was supposed to be the autist ffs.
wait you're supposed to take them out?
>tfw I just greet them and get really self-conscious about how I sounded after passing them since I couldn't tell how I sounded with them in my ears
ahhhhhhh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180300>>180301
>>180298
>had to google who that was even though we just watched the film
smh
▶ b62583 (38) No.180301>>180302
>>180298
tbh a butlerian jihad should never be off the cards, what if the pro-white AIs eventually transcend that logic
>>180300
not very nerdly of you smh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180302>>180303
>>180301
I never watched it before and I didn't care for it when I did smh just seemed so silly
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180303>>180307
>>180302
*hovers grav chair into you*
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180305
A SLOW STRIKE PENETRATES THE SHIELD
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180307>>180308
>>180303
>tfw back when the film was made his body was considered incredibly fat but now it's probably the average body in America
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180308>>180313
>>180307
*Annexes your spice mines*
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180309
>>180299
>take them out
If you're looking to greet people. WHICH YOU SHOULD OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW HUMANS
>self-conscious
the root of it all tbh. vain of my life tbh.
You still run?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180310>>180311 >>180314
>>180304
did you go to hard on the kino and grab her fanny in an attempt to be alpha?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180311>>180314 >>180316
>>180310
Better that than talk all day without even getting a kissu.
▶ d92524 (29) No.180312
>>180304
>deleting your own post
Let us help you lad.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180313
>>180308
keek he really looks like he's plotting something
>those high test balls
I know it's just his crotch fat smh
▶ dda1cb (6) No.180314>>180315 >>180316 >>180317 >>180319
>>180311
>>180310
I think she was going for a kiss after the hug and I just kind of walked off aaahhhhh i'm so retarded
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180315
>>180314
Lad you unironically need the Rance pill. I'm prescribing you one playthrough of Sengoku Rance.
Don't you ever get hot and bothered when you're with a fit lass and get the urge to grab her bum or anything? Kek. You need nofap to build some libido or something.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180316
>>180311
agreed
I was hoping he'd say 'I told her I liked her' so I could say 'oh even worse then'
>>180314
Well lad she fancies you so it's not like she won't give you a bit of leniency but you can't keep on doing that. Sych yourself up the next time you go out - just shout "YES" as loud as possible like 20 times or something. You will get her if you apply yourself lad, come on
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180317
>>180314
LAD. dont make a big deal out of it just kiss her as soon as you see her next.
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180318>>180328
vanlads dating tip #29
if she hasnt thrown her drink over you then its probably safe to try and kiss her
▶ d92524 (29) No.180319>>180320 >>180321
>>180314
You should message herand apologize for walking off so abruptly and see whether she picks up on it.
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180320
>>180319
this is so schoolyard, he should ring her and tell her shes coming round tonight to resolve that unfinished business.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180321>>180325 >>180333
Ask to take a picture with her, then when you get close kiss her on the cheek, be a bit cheeky lad.
>>180319
That sounds gay and lame, don't do that.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180323
>>180322
>I don't masturbate lad. I got a hardon from hugging her it's like I'm 12 ffs.
12 year old boys are horny lad, you should have no problem then.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180324
▶ d92524 (29) No.180325>>180326 >>180327 >>180330
>>180321
You don't understand girls smh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180326>>180329 >>180336
>>180325
I don't know, making it obvious you think so much about this thing that she might not even think about at all would probably look really beta smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180327
>>180325
Sending apologies like that over some random thing is just pathetic lol. It's better to tease and bully them a bit.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180328
>>180318
Hm.
This is actually pretty good
>>180322
>spoiler
so long as you aren't drowning her in them lad. But don't tell her you 'love her' or 'like her' straight up or anything
▶ d92524 (29) No.180329>>180331
>>180326
Trust me, she is thinking about it.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180330
>>180325
same goes to you lad
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180331>>180332 >>180345
>>180329
Then he needs to punish her for it, not apologise
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180332
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180333>>180335
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180334
she doesn't want an apology she wants a fucking smooch ffs
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180335>>180338 >>180339
>You cry as she walks by.
>Chad fists her asshole until she dies.
>>180333
or you can just use drugs to impress dumb thots like wessex but that's cheating
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180336
>>180326
kissing lasses is pretty alpha lad kek
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180337
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180338>>180340
>>180335
wew
e
w
love me some chemical romance tbh :^)
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180339>>180341
>>180335
>tfw automatically smile when a lass smiles at me
>realise this is really cucked behaviour and she'd prefer it if I just stared at her in a condescending manner
ahhhhhhhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180340>>180342 >>180343 >>180344 >>180346
>>180338
>Woah you have weed/ket/ecstasy, you're such a bad boy, take me now!
is this accurate lad
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180341
>>180339
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180342>>180344 >>180347
>>180340
kek if only lad. youve got the wrong end of this stick.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180343
>>180340
yes fucking please
gimme me everyone but the middle one. she can watch tho
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180344
>>180340
>>180342
but without the jailbait
▶ d92524 (29) No.180345>>180347 >>180348
>>180331
She didn't do anything wrong though. She put up with him for seven hours just to reach that moment and he choked on her.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180346
>>180340
that's how Muslims do it smhhh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180347>>180350
>>180342
you're telling me you never try to seduce impressionable thick young girls who want so eagerly to be mature and edgy with your concoctions lad, you a liar
>>180345
Chad chokes her.
You choke on her.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180348
>>180345
Keek you're making it sound like those 7 hours with Imperium boi was horrible smh
He should have literally choked her she probably would have liked that smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180349>>180351 >>180352 >>180353
seriously though choking is actually extremely dangerous, just grabbing someones neck lewdly is probably a more apt term
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180350
>>180347
i dont spend time with teenage thots lad, 20+ or im not interested. certainly not going to give away my precious chemicals to young lasses who might die from inexperience.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180351>>180355
>>180349
DON'T BE A PUSSY LIFT HER OFF THE GROUND
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180352>>180355
>>180349
>danger aversion
pfff I thought you were cool but now I know your a pussy
*me and rest of biker gang drive off in the wrong lane*
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180353>>180355 >>180361 >>180371
>>180349
no some bitches want throttling proper, believe me.
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180354>>180356
got to go to the supermarket before it shuts but i cant face that many people
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180355>>180359 >>180360
>>180353
>>180352
>>180351
*crushes your trachea*
ooo he's such a badboy
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180356>>180360
>>180354
>got to go to the supermarket before it shuts but i cant face that many people
why
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180357
probably wont even be any tiger bread left now either smh
▶ dda1cb (6) No.180358>>180363
*ods on st johns wort to repent for my sins*
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180359>>180364 >>180366 >>180368
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>>180355
PUSSY JUST PUNCH A HOLE IN HER THROAT IF SHE NEEDS TO BREATHE
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180360
>>180355
theres strangling then theres crushing a trachea, different levels lad
>>180356
reality is too bright today
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180361>>180365
>>180353
the self harmers with BPD?
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180363
>>180358
phone her now, ask her to netflix and chill tonight.
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180365>>180367
>>180361
unsurprisingly true.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180366>>180368
>>180362
>>180359
Top fucking kek that's so amazing we had the same idea
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180367>>180370 >>180371
>>180365
Does it never depress you they are this way lad?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180368>>180371
>>180362
>>180359
>>180366
Wtf is that? Some Buckley comic? I never heard anything from him after the miscarriage one
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180369>>180431
>>180362
man this lad gets it
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180370>>180372
>>180367
not during sex, no.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180371>>180373 >>180376 >>180379
>>180367
>>180353
Isn't it just a woman thing? Obviously they wouldn't want to get raped by an ugly cunt but rape and domination fantasies are pretty common, right?
>>180368
One of his characters xbox robot or whatever choked his girl in a comic story line and somebody made this edit
Anyone have the supposed nudes of Buckley?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180372>>180376
>>180370
the sex might be great but they're mentally ill
wish women could just be normal tbh
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180373
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180376
>>180371
domination is a given, rape not so much, only one lass that wanted actual struggles.
>>180372
they aint going to become normal, you have to fuck them as they are or be a virgin forever.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180377>>180380
>>180374
wait why is he resting his thumb on top of the gun?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180379>>180381 >>180385 >>180389
>>180371
> rape and domination fantasies are pretty common, right?
yeah but often it comes out of self hatred and cutting themselves and being suicidal and feeling worthless
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180380>>180389
>>180377
cocking the hammer?
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180381>>180382 >>180385
>>180379
no it doesn't lad it's just the duality of the sexes
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180382>>180385 >>180392
>>180381
for some, but not for the type me and wessex know im sure
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180383
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180384>>180387
Get a unique name you kraut bastards
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180385>>180392
>>180379
>>180381
>>180382
the domination is gender related, but rape fantasists are damaged goods
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180387
>>180384
dont call me a kraut you pudding fuck
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180388>>180391
>>180386
>blue
>red
ahhhhh he cant be a crip and a blood
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180389>>180390 >>180394 >>180445
>>180380
Looks like a semi-automatic pistol to me
>>180379
I don't think that's true at all. Being dominated and bred by a strong lad just naturally feels nice to a lass as her genes will live on.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180390>>180393 >>180395
>>180389
we're talking about more than that lad, talking about the type of girl who says "I don't care how you use me, do whatever you want with me." or whatever
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180391>>180400
>>180388
Top kek. That's where I got the idea tbh, just red and blue is Pepe's usual colour for clothing smh. He's a based centrist
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180392
>Lass on sc takes lewd video selfie in shower and posts on story
why do you do this to me lass
>>180382
Man desires to dominate, woman desires to submit. It exists in male-female relationships
>>180385
indeed but the desire to be dominated is definitely a thing within in all non-dykes. even then tbh
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180393
>>180390
Oh, yeah. That kind is broken smh
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180394
>>180389
probably just a misunderstanding relating to the gun design. We are in the UK
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180395
>>180390
ok that type of girl is damaged goods
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180396>>180397 >>180398 >>180401
>ywn be a damaged goods girl
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180397>>180402
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180398>>180401 >>180402
>>180396
Not all it's cracked up to be tbh.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180399
btw im not making next thread
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180400>>180402
>>180391
smh west and left nigga, sag da blue khakis
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180401
>>180396
>>180398
no, theyre normally more cracked up tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180402>>180404
>>180400
WEST COAST EAST COAST… AND THE MIDDLE COAST
>>180398
You've been on?
>>180397
smh I guess boys can be damaged goods as well smh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180404>>180405
>>180402
>You've been on?
No I just know the type and their lives are misery.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180405>>180407
>>180404
I guess I already know what it feels to be worthless..
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180407>>180408
>>180405
>I guess I already know what it feels to be worthless..
At least you're not mentally ill though lad.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180408
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180409>>180411
>>180053
>tfw cried properly for the first time in a while lying in bed and thinking about this and innocent young me
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180411>>180412
>>180409
There there, lad. Let it all out.
I cried today, only a single tear, over thinking about that penguin tbh.
>He'd spend hours just looking at that cutout of an anime girl
>Was refused by penguin females
>Big ugly pattern on his face
>The cutout wasn't even of a penguin, but he loved it and spent time with it even though he got nothing in return
We need to implant penguin DNA into thots.
▶ d2cd66 (2) No.180413>>180415
Fate smiles upon me. My wife 22st is pregnant.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180415>>180416 >>180417
>>180413
Unbeknownst to me I had an artifical womb in me all this time
▶ d2cd66 (2) No.180416
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180417>>180418
>>180415
Saving the white race one kid at a time. 1488stone
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180418>>180419
>>180417
keek, just one massive breeding machine
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180419>>180420 >>180424
>>180418
That was the furthest i got in that game tbh.
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180420>>180421 >>180426
>>180419
Could choose which part to do first I think so it could either be pretty early for you or pretty late I guess. I just loved that part of the game. I love literal dungeon crawling and finding monsters like this.
What made you stop?
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180421>>180422 >>180424
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180422>>180425
People loved that first game too. I don't understand how they could fuck up so badly. I guess the agenda became more important than the game smh
>>180421
Too hard? I think it was one of the tougher fights
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180423>>180425
>tfw you play through it again but just make every single one an offensive wizard with some healing that just spammed the enemy with giant storms with knockdown and slow effects then closing the door
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180424>>180425
>>180419
>>180421
Smh I beat that game when I was 13 tbh. on easy
Kek I imagine trying for days in a row to kill the arch darkspawn or w/e before I figured out you had to use the ballistas.
Got stuck in the spooky dwarf ruins dlc because I misleveled my characters tbh
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180425>>180427 >>180428
>>180424
>>180423
>>180422
Everytime I've played it I've been on the hardest difficulty.
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180426>>180428
>>180420
I remember being taken aback by broodmother design tbh. It was so cool and grotesque
▶ 81dde4 (57) No.180427
>>180425
well theres your problem lad. You have to really micro manage the combat when you play on hard. Pretty difficult on console apparently
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180428
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180429>>180432
Yorkshire accents are unnatracti-
▶ 3855e6 (174) No.180430>>180447
going to play a game on hard now tbh
>just as I wrote this my brother and his gf came through the door
I guess not smh
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180432>>180433
>>180429
theyre about half as attractive as based southern though :^)
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180433>>180435
>>180432
RP isn't southern.
▶ dda1cb (6) No.180434
>people find the taig accent more attractive than the norn iron accent
smh tbqh
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180435
>>180433
>yesterday london was southern
>today rp isnt from the home counties
youre one bonkers yorkshite lad.
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180436>>180440
>L-london isn't southern!
*trainfulls of londoners appear in sussex and spew out to buy second homes*
>rp is southern
you're a saxon peasant larping as a norman upper classman, lad
▶ dc90f1 (25) No.180440
>>180436
kek,
london is not southern
parts of the south = commuter belt
commuter belt =/= london
>upper class larp
>the south is upper class compared to the north
im chuckling lad
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180441
hmmm interesting map here
▶ d0f272 (189) No.180442
hmmmmm
wish i wasnt banned ree
▶ 5457a7 (2) No.180445
>>180389
You can cock the hammer on a semi auto pistol smh tbh
▶ dda1cb (6) No.180446
▶ 5457a7 (2) No.180447