03e04f No.168229
First for based white women and jewish women for imperium lad tbh.
40c219 No.168230
03e04f No.168233
>>168227
Together we shall be unbreakable.
40c219 No.168234
ef8d26 No.168240
35558d No.168243
>>168228
>being a mod means I can cheat
At least pretend others have a chance at creating new threads lad.
40c219 No.168245
>>168243
She only makes the threads so she can get the first post in at this point
7e3e3d No.168246
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH MORMON MUMMY
t. not a spy
bf3982 No.168248
>>168244
I was gonna space out "I'm not gonna be the one to make the next thread" over 4-5 posts to be all cheeky like
bf3982 No.168250
nth for rollies, white monster and thots
40c219 No.168251
>>168250
Why would you want any monster tbqh
5eff9c No.168253
>>168250
replace the monster with cheap bevies and thats the average night out tbh
1951b0 No.168254
39bfc6 No.168255
>the Golden One is top comment on the de la rey song
kek how did I not notice this before?
>>168254
night lad
5eff9c No.168256
>>168254
night lass, stay moral
bf3982 No.168257
>>168251
tastes good and gives you a caffeine zing
>>168253
you gotta take me on one of your wild nights lad
>>168254
nighty tighty my good man
03e04f No.168258
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168247
This is pure kino t. Star Wars fan.
03e04f No.168259
>>168254
Sweet dreams lad.
4b811e No.168260
*blocks your path*
>>168254
night lad
5eff9c No.168262
>>168257
>you gotta take me on one of your wild nights lad
they're not always wild, like one in 4 are great but the other 3 is litterally just getting drunk in a park
39bfc6 No.168263
>Cara al Sol being sung in Madrid in protest at the Catalan vote
Catalanniggers BTFO
>>168258
*demods you*
03e04f No.168264
Do we lock all the old threads?
39bfc6 No.168265
>>168264
Yes, I'm not logged in all the time anymore so I wait till I do log in to do it
Go ahead if you want to do it idc
4b811e No.168266
>>168263
>*demods you*
Is star trek gayism?
bf3982 No.168267
>>168262
all the same lad 4/4 of my nights going out are getting drunk in the park.
that's probably going to end soon now as well. Now college has ended half the lads have gone to uni while the other half have settled into jobs and their work crews
03e04f No.168268
>>168263
>demodded over star trek
Aaaahhh I knew I shouldn't have posted it.
>>168266
It's never gay if it's Shatner tbh.
40c219 No.168269
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168266
Star trek isn't kino although shatner's music is high art
40c219 No.168271
bf3982 No.168272
>POF
>26 y/o - previous relationship was 9 years
>'wants to date but nothing serious'
I like it lads
03e04f No.168274
The mod buttons are all so small and fiddly. I'm having a hard time not banning myself when I lock these threads smh.
>>168270
Night night my deer leader.
4b811e No.168275
>>168274
I hate being logged in as a mod, it's awful.
>tfw banning or deleting something takes forever and you never know if it worked or not
03e04f No.168276
>>168275
At least we can share the pain together now.
92f9e4 No.168277
>south africa and me still not modded yet
5eff9c No.168278
>>168267
>all the same lad 4/4 of my nights going out are getting drunk in the park.
ah fair enough lad, you just need to encourage your mates to go on adventures places tbh
shame, work crews sound lame af though
d80cab No.168279
>Swansea University's law school is being named after Hilary Clinton
What an embarrassment.
ef8d26 No.168280
>>168277
Lad that's fucking amazing
5eff9c No.168281
>>168277
his names anprim ya fucking newfag. But yeah that OC is fucking incredable
40c219 No.168282
92f9e4 No.168284
>>168282
>>168281
>>168280
>his names anprim ya fucking newfag. But yeah that OC is fucking incredable
smh lad, you never met someone then forgot to ask their name and all of a sudden it's been months and you don't know?
thanks lads
03e04f No.168285
>>168277
It's not fun being modded lad, after you've used the dashboard once you'll wish you were a normal poster again.
>>168279
>Swansea
That reminds me, whatever happened to this guy?
bf3982 No.168286
>>168278
>encourage mates to go on adventures
I suppose you're right. Might have to think of something fun to do the next time we break out the cans
>spoiler
The lad that works at the pub seems to have a pretty nice collection of work mates. I've met most of them and they're good guys. Can't speak for the factory lad but I'm sure it's about the same.
In the least cunty way possible, I just hope they all manage to cope without me tbh - They're all retards in their own special ways
ef8d26 No.168287
>>168285
Is that the same as Swansea the trip fag?
bf3982 No.168288
>>168277
wait I wanna be a mod too
5eff9c No.168289
>>168286
>Might have to think of something fun to do the next time we break out the cans
abandoned buildings are a shout
>the rest
they'll be fine, i just hope you'll be fine without them
03e04f No.168290
>>168287
I think so, he went through a few names like that iirc.
4b811e No.168291
>>168277
>you two are fashy bois and I'm a monstrous blob
7e3e3d No.168292
>>168284
>always ask for names and then immediately forget
have I truly become a monster?
35558d No.168293
>>168288
Can we all be mods?
>>168278
>encourage your mates to go on adventures
How do you do that? My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol. It's rather tiresome and boring tbh
ef8d26 No.168294
>>168290
I have his phone number lol
40c219 No.168295
>>168285
>That reminds me, whatever happened to this guy?
Was he the paki or the one that shagged another lad at the UKIP conference.
03e04f No.168296
>>168294
How did that happen?
>>168295
>the paki
I think that was TennentSuperman.
>the one that shagged another lad at the UKIP conference
Wew I don't remember that episode.
92f9e4 No.168297
>>168291
you're a vampire lad, they can change forms
*shapeshifts into a big flying thing then shoots fiery balls at you as you run across a bridge*
screeeeeee
40c219 No.168298
>>168296
>TennentSuperman.
He was never on 4pol
ef8d26 No.168299
>>168296
We were friends for a while
5eff9c No.168300
>>168293
> My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol
"hey lads do you wanna pop these pills/chug our drink and go do *insert lad behavior here*. if there is a party in a house you walk past try and crash it, if there is an abandoned building anywhere close go break in and check it out
bf3982 No.168301
>>168289
>they'll be fine, i just hope you'll be fine without them
*squints*
are you being cheeky lad?
>>168293
Sounds like a good solution to any and all drama associated with modding tbh
bf3982 No.168302
>>168293
>My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol.
Surely you can exploit that to your benefit?
taint nothing wrong with having thots on the mind either mind you
ef8d26 No.168303
>>168293
hop on lad if you wanna be a mod
4b811e No.168304
>>168297
>>168297
>I can be anything I want
thanks, lad
Not a game I'm familiar with tbh. Only vampire game I played is pic related.
35558d No.168305
>>168300
That's not the issue though. None of them want to do anything remotely cultural or historical. All I want is a good lass to go to castles and museums with me.
bf3982 No.168306
>>168305
>remotely cultural or historical
Division of labour mboy. You have party friends for parties and history friends for reenactments and larping
5eff9c No.168307
>>168301
>are you being cheeky lad?
Nah lass :^)
>>168305
ah cant help
4b811e No.168309
>>168305
Have you asked them, lad?
35558d No.168310
>>168309
Yes, they says it's "gay" to want to do anything more than get drunk and pop pills.
d80cab No.168311
>>168310
They're right, you fucking gaybo. Who the fuck wants to learn about their history? smh
4b811e No.168312
>>168310
doing anything is gay tbh. I'll just stay at home and be a NEET
03e04f No.168313
Look at that, everything cleaned up nicely before bedtime. It wasn't like this when I started earlier, it was a fucking pigsty but I straightened it all out. All the old threads are locked too.
40c219 No.168314
>>168313
>dismissing all of my reports
smh tbh
d80cab No.168315
>>168313
Submitted a fresh one for you <3
03e04f No.168316
>>168314
I determined that those screencaps weren't lying because I was witness to you posting those jewesses…
4b811e No.168317
>>168313
It was nice and comfy the way it was. You've ruined it
40c219 No.168318
>>168316
I never posted jewesses, so how could you be a witness.
03e04f No.168319
>>168315
Reeeeeeeee don't do that I'm a hard working mod now.
>>168317
Lad, some of those had been there for days.
>>168318
Because I was in the thread when you started posting them smh.
40c219 No.168320
>>168319
>Because I was in the thread when you started posting them smh.
No you weren't because they were never posted.
ef8d26 No.168321
5eff9c No.168322
03e04f No.168324
>>168320
There were many witnesses lad.
>>168321
I'm going to be the best mod imouto for are board onii-chan that being Herts.
40c219 No.168327
>>168324
>There were many witnesses lad.
Mandela effect. There was no post of that sort
bf3982 No.168329
>>168321
made me chuckle tbh
>>168326
night night chum
03e04f No.168330
>>168326
Night night neighbor.
>>168327
There's no point trying to get out of this one lad, we all saw you do it. It's time you came out of the closet about your love of jewesses.
40c219 No.168331
>>168330
>we all saw you do it.
But you didn't and there is no proof
03e04f No.168332
>>168331
Lad it's time to come clean. Me and Herts support your new found passion for jewesses so please let us help you.
And remember, you can't lie to a mod.
03e04f No.168333
40c219 No.168334
>>168332
>Lad it's time to come clean.
Come clean with what
ef8d26 No.168335
03e04f No.168336
>>168334
That you belong to whichever Herzog-Rothstein you're in love with.
40c219 No.168337
>>168332
> Me and Herts support
Have you been discussing things that didn't happen behind my back
4b811e No.168338
>>168326
Night lad
>>168319
>Lad, some of those had been there for days.
I'm a good mod
03e04f No.168339
>>168337
How could we discuss it if it didn't happen?
>>168338
I'll whip you into shape lad, it's time for our /newbrit/ mod traning camp arc but we have to wait another year to actually see it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
4b811e No.168340
>>168339
Just watched the episode. Didn't know it was the last until it ended and it said 3rd season something ahhhhhhh
40c219 No.168341
>>168339
>How could we discuss it if it didn't happen?
Because you've made up posts that never happened and are accusing me of making them.
40c219 No.168342
>>168336
I don't belong to her
03e04f No.168343
>>168340
I got so used to having it weekly, I don't know how I'll cope now. For a while I thought the first season had been such a success that they'd made the anime continuous until they got concurrent with the manga smh.
>>168341
No lad, it definitely happened and we're all very pleased with your gradual rehabilitation.
>>168342
Yes you do, her kabbalah magic has inscribed her name permanently on your heart. You'll never forget the passion you feel towards her now.
35558d No.168344
>>168311
I need new/more friends tbh
>>168335
What was that?
fc8cf9 No.168345
>>168340
Why have I been locked out of cytube?
you didn't watch hero without me did you?
)^':
ef8d26 No.168346
>>168344
maybe you should… steal a car
40c219 No.168347
>>168343
stop it stop it stop it
4b811e No.168348
>>168343
At least we have boi maid. Apparently it has a lot of chapters so maybe it'll get another season as well
> For a while I thought the first season had been such a success that they'd made the anime continuous until they got concurrent with the manga smh.
pukingpepe.jpg tbh
>>168345
We did, sorry. I'm a fucking cunt. I can watch it again with you
fc8cf9 No.168349
>>168348
>We did, sorry. I'm a fucking cunt. I can watch it again with you
I can't even get in cytube
4b811e No.168350
39bfc6 No.168351
I'm in love with female SA lads halp
4b811e No.168352
>>168351
that looks nothing like female SA
4b811e No.168354
>>168353
You're blind proof enough that you find frances attractive tbh
35558d No.168355
>>168351
Who is that? Pic related is female SA.
4b811e No.168356
39bfc6 No.168357
>>168354
She's qter if you watch the show. Mummy instincts tbh
>>168355
/brit/anon went on a dating website and now this random lass is the new SA cause she's Christian but isn't really
03e04f No.168358
>>168347
You were made for each other, it's so romantic.
>>168348
Hopefully there's a lot more of it, it's a promising concept. I just finished torrenting the last episode earlier.
39bfc6 No.168359
FRESH DY
At the bridal store to get her wedding dress
4b811e No.168360
>>168358
>Hopefully there's a lot more of it, it's a promising concept. I just finished torrenting the last episode earlier.
nice
>>168359
are you marrying her, lad?
35558d No.168361
>>168357
So she is SA because she is a Christian but isn't really? Could be numerous lasses then as many claim to be Christian but aren't virgins or are/pretend to be bisexual.
40c219 No.168362
Going to bed tbh lads
>>168358
>You were made for each other, it's so romantic.
I said stop it
39bfc6 No.168363
>>168360
>are you marrying her, lad?
21c827 No.168364
Imperium lass is single again, i messaged her about it and she blocked me. wtf. Some people are so sensitive…
4b811e No.168365
>>168357
>/brit/anon went on a dating website and now this random lass is the new SA cause she's Christian but isn't really
for fuck's sake so she doesn't look like SA then why so autistic
39bfc6 No.168366
>>168361
>>168365
tbh lads I didn't start the meme I just like it cause she's qt
39bfc6 No.168367
92f9e4 No.168368
*zooms into thread*
alaikum
39bfc6 No.168369
1939 SHALL COMMENCE AGAIN
03e04f No.168370
Beddy byes now, be good while I'm gone.
>>168362
Sleep tight lad, dream of her or her the jewess fairy will get you.
>>168369
90% seems a bit steep for a world-changing decision if you ask me. I wonder what kind of independent oversight the ballot counters had.
4b811e No.168371
>>168369
it's not valid though is it
4b811e No.168372
>>168370
>>168362
Night lasses. I'll try to make the mod page comfy again
39bfc6 No.168373
>>168370
The No supporters abstained mostly iirc
>>168371
Depends on who you ask
Won't be officially recognised though. Doubt it will come to violence smh but there's always hope
21c827 No.168375
won't forgive me hmmm, well then there's no limit to what i can do…
4b811e No.168376
>>168375
that's a bit ominous lad
03e04f No.168377
Breaking news before bedtime, Are Liz just BTFO Disneyshit.
British Empire Strikes Back: Queen snubs Star Wars
http://news.sky.com/story/amp/british-empire-strikes-back-queen-snubs-star-wars-11063132
>The Crown Estate said the location was unsuitable for the film and that it would not be influenced by "star names or star films".
niiiiight
21c827 No.168378
>>168376
I'll give her a day and then I'll go full troll on her until she rages and messages me in a angry fit.
4b811e No.168379
>168377
Based, but you're not getting another (You) from me though. Kissuu though
39bfc6 No.168380
Night lads
>>168377
BASED LIZ
I bet she browses /tv/
4b811e No.168381
21c827 No.168382
Any lads, lasses volunteer me a good song to play as theme music to online dating addiction video? I was thinking Robert Palmer's 'addicted to love' or Airsupply's 'all out of love'.
92f9e4 No.168383
>illegal referendum in which opposing voters will have abstained
>held randomly by some local governments
>in a state in which the schools are used to indoctrinate the children
not exactly reliable
21c827 No.168384
well either way she's chatting to me tommorow whether she's like it or not, it can be the easy way or the hard way
4b811e No.168385
>>168384
why are you here again, lad?
4b811e No.168387
>>168386
going to bed, lad? Night
92f9e4 No.168388
>>168387
another night of no sleep
4b811e No.168389
>>168388
Oh, you've been awake for days?
92f9e4 No.168390
>>168389
nah but i find it very hard to sleep my throat is always dry
4b811e No.168391
>>168390
smh. I guess it's that time of the year. I'm sure you can take something that helps though
bf3982 No.168393
Ahhhhh lads
there isn't ANYTHING quite so pleasant as the feel of the chilly and moderately power early 6 o'clock winds on your bareskin. I love it.
The winds this morning were especially good, they were cold and had a good bit of energy too them, but they weren't filling my room up with cold air. Very nice tbh, would pay for it bottled.
1951b0 No.168394
>>168393
got up at half six and opened the window and went back to bed tbh
effect is ruined a bit by the 24/7 stream of vehicles just outside the window though smh
8b2d75 No.168395
1951b0 No.168397
d80cab No.168398
>>168377
GOD SAVE YOUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
d80cab No.168399
>>168383
All schools are used to indoctrinate children.
df8714 No.168400
03e04f No.168401
>>168400
Well lad, did you dream of her or did you get the fairy? And before you say anything I saw that post before you deleted it last night.
df8714 No.168402
>>168401
What post? There were no fairy visits
03e04f No.168403
>>168402
So you did dream of her then, good lad.
df8714 No.168404
>>168403
I didn't dream of anything
03e04f No.168405
>>168404
That's what you think, goy toy.
d80cab No.168406
>>168369
>population is 7.5 million
>2.2 million votes
I wonder what proportion of the population is eligible to vote.
df8714 No.168407
>>168406
They were all eligible because there was no age or ID requirement
>>168405
I didn't dream of anything
03e04f No.168408
Two days ago: Boris Reciting Kipling's Mandalay'
>https://order-order.com/2017/09/30/boris-reciting-kiplings-mandalay/
Today: Mass Shooting Outside Las Vegas’ Mandalay Bay; 20+ Dead, 100+ Injured; Strip Shut Down
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/10/02/las-vegas-report-one-gunman-open-fire-mandalay-bay-casino/
SPOOKED
Who will Boris target next?
>>168406
We were probably eligible to vote if we'd gone in tbh.
>>168407
Your subconscious holds many secrets lad.
d80cab No.168409
>>168407
>there was no age or ID requirement
So the electorate is 7 billion then?
d80cab No.168410
>>168409
With each person voting as many times as they like?
df8714 No.168411
>>168408
>Your subconscious holds many secrets lad.
>even things that didn't happen mean she owns me
aaaaaahhhh
03e04f No.168412
Germany Investigating Two Former Nazi SS Death Squad Members
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/01/germany-investigating-two-former-ss-death-squad-members/
>Two suspected members of Adolf Hitler’s mobile “Einsatzgruppen” death squads identified by the Simon Wiesenthal Center have been tracked down by German reporters but deny participating in wartime massacres. The two elderly men were both on a list of 80 former Einsatzgruppen members provided in late 2014 by the Wiesenthal Center to German authorities with the expectation that they could still be alive.
>One suspect, 94-year-old Kurt Gosdek, told Kontraste in an interview earlier this month at his home in northwestern Germany that, although he was part of the unit in Ukraine in 1941, he had worked behind the lines repairing vehicles. He claimed to know nothing of any massacres. “When I was assigned to the workshop service it was relatively quiet, one had only one’s work,” he said. “Not the shooting.”
>Following the Einsatzgruppen massacres, the Nazis established death camps and in total killed some 6 million Jews as well as others. Gosdek said he was “surprised” when he heard about the Holocaust after the war. “It’s simply unbelievable that something like that happened,” he said.
>Herbert Wahler, 95, confirmed that his name was on the Einsatzgruppen roster but refused other comment, according to transcripts of the interviews provided to The Associated Press. “If you want to question me, then you’re out of luck,” he said at his home in central Germany. “I also have nothing to hide and from me you won’t hear anything.”
It's always bully pensioners o'clock in Germany.
>>168409
>>168410
Obviously lad, we iz all humans and citizens of earth after all.
>>168411
She'll own your blood too when she has your children.
df8714 No.168413
>>168412
>killed some 6 million Jews as well as others
NEVER FORGET
>She'll own your blood too when she has your children.
aaahhhh
d80cab No.168414
>>168412
>Obviously lad, we iz all humans and citizens of earth after all.
Even if we're fascist Castilians?
03e04f No.168415
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sam Hyde does it again. Herts will like the news anchor tbh.
>>168413
She'll take very good care of it lad.
d80cab No.168416
>>168413
>>killed some 6 million Jews as well as others
Classic yidbart tbh, never mind that most of the holocaust victims were goyim just list them under "others"
df8714 No.168417
>>168415
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Stop it
d80cab No.168419
>>168418
He was cut down in his prime tbh, poor lad
df8714 No.168420
>forgot to have breakfast and now it's too late.
d80cab No.168421
Is it shitpost oclock yet?
ef8d26 No.168424
The new rigor Mortis was eh
03e04f No.168426
>>168420
You won't forget to have breakfast when your jewfu makes it for you every day.
>>168425
Why do muslim girls have double chins and hamster cheeks from birth until death?
03e04f No.168427
Report: Middle East Refugees to Begin Arriving to U.S. from Australia
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/10/01/report-middle-east-refugees-to-begin-arriving-to-us-from-australia/
>The first group of 1,250 mostly male Middle Eastern refugees is expected to soon arrive in the United States from Australia. The transfer of refugees comes after President Trump failed to shutter an Obama-era deal that could bring tens of thousands of the refugees’ family members to the U.S. in years to come.
Drumpf is no match for the Eternal Ausfag.
df8714 No.168428
Going out for a bit now lads
See you
d80cab No.168429
>>168426
Now you mention it, they are often quite podgy aren't they.
d80cab No.168430
Let's go full overshitpost
03e04f No.168431
>>168430
I just don't get it, how are they so fat. What do they even eat that's so fattening?
d80cab No.168433
03e04f No.168434
>>168432
>tfw no gurkha maid with over 50 confirmed kills in Afghanistan
92f9e4 No.168435
>>168434
>>168433
I like New Zealand. And yeah that picture does make me feel a bit Imperialist.
We need to conquer other ethnic groups and make them wear our clothing. It's cute.
bba4e2 No.168436
92f9e4 No.168437
>>168436
Imagine being Emperor of Ethiopia during the time when the entirety of Africa is being cucked by Europeans.
1951b0 No.168438
92f9e4 No.168440
*teleports behind you*
heh
28929b No.168441
>tfw im not the man meat in a scully and jen sandwich
a5a488 No.168443
>>168441
y do u like horsefaced gash lass
fe02db No.168444
a5a488 No.168445
>>168442
this is our future too
4b811e No.168446
>>168444
What should we do about the white male problem, lad?
a5a488 No.168447
>>168444
50 dead 200 injured
holy heck
92f9e4 No.168448
>>168447
the number of dead will rise
fe02db No.168449
>>168446
>>168447
I dunno tbh old guy probably lost everything on gambling, got a gun and went postal. I mean vegas isn't exactly full of wonderful people
4b811e No.168450
>>168448
So possibly a world record?
fe02db No.168451
>>168450
Robot uprising tbh
4b811e No.168455
Punished Captain Britain. His costume looks pretty cool tbh
>>168454
Oh so an Imperium cunt drove him mad as she wasn't that submissive womyn he thought she'd be
fe02db No.168456
Wedding today, got my suit on lassies, form an orderly queue ;)
>>168455
Isn't captain Britain a Muslim woman?
03e04f No.168457
>>168451
All the suspects seem to be boomer retirees.
>>168453
Captain Britain is one of the worst capeshit heroes ever written and his mask is an eyesore. He's what you get when you ask a liberal yank jew to write a British character when all they know about Britain is King Arthur, the Beatles and Scotland.
>>168455
He doesn't look nearly so bad when he takes off the mask.
4b811e No.168458
>>168456
>Isn't captain Britain a Muslim woman?
Yeah. It's just a muslim woman. I don't even think she wears an uniform. She's just quintessentially British
28929b No.168459
>>168443
what do you mean and who do you mean
theyre both sexy af
a5a488 No.168460
>>168459
theyve got equine boats lad
4b811e No.168461
>>168457
>his mask is an eyesore
Yeah
You read comics? You do so many nerd things smh
28929b No.168462
>>168460
i still dont know what you mean
03e04f No.168464
>>168461
I don't read them, I just know his background. It's like every bad Hollywood adaptation of Arthurian legends combined, so Merlin gives this random dude the powers of King Arthur so he can "defend Britain" from a load of bullshit magic people that no other Marvel hero cares about. Eventually he becomes depressed and lives in a tiny lighthouse on a remote island with a bunch of X-Men rejects. His adventures are so mediocre that all anybody knows about Brian Braddock is that he retired and forced some muslim woman to take over.
Think of how capeshit treats Greek and Norse mythology to contextualize characters like Wonder Woman and Thor, then imagine it's British mythology but even lazier and you'll understand Captain Britain. They could have made him a WW2 super soldier, and that would have been fine because everyone assumes he's just an honest Captain America ripoff. But no, they had stick in unicorns and witches and other bullshit.
03e04f No.168465
Also I'm not a nerd aaaaaaaahhhh.
92f9e4 No.168466
>>168465
>knows all that about captain britain
4b811e No.168467
>>168464
They tied Hellboy to Britain too somehow and has him wield Excalibur, but I never read it.
>tfw no super soldier Captain Britain from are glorious imperial days
>>168465
I-I'm sure you just came by the trivia somehow and have a good memory.
28929b No.168468
I saw a thing Common Filth retweeted and it said Lauren Southern had a "history of dating black men". Is this true? I know of one picture of her with a curry, but that's all.
Anyone have proof?
4b811e No.168470
>>168468
I think it's just a meme. He just loves disparaging white people smh
4b811e No.168471
>>168469
tbh we bully her for that too even if it's not true
>it's a Milo marries a black man episode
4b811e No.168472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Oh sweet. Fresh Civic Fencer
03e04f No.168473
>>168466
Aaaaaaahhhh
>>168467
>let's move this demon american guy to London because it's like New York but spookier
>who cares that uses guns, he's Britain so let's give him Excalibur
Yank storytelling smh.
4b811e No.168474
>>168473
Guns are banned in Britain, lass. You know it makes sense.
a5a488 No.168475
>>168474
he could have used an air pistol smh
03e04f No.168476
>>168474
It could have been set in the 1980s aaaaaaaaahhhh.
4b811e No.168478
>>168477
She has the skin tone
03e04f No.168479
>>168478
How many more people will have to die before we ban assault boomers?
4b811e No.168480
>>168479
What would we do with all the migrants that are here to wipe their arses?
28929b No.168481
>writing
>look at word count
>666 words
>spoopy
>mfw
4b811e No.168482
>>168481
this your fantasy book, lad?
21c827 No.168483
ffc315 No.168484
>>168425
>>168429
>>168430
>>168431
>why are brown people from the middle east fat
It's the west's fault, sort of. These people were always relatively poor(compared to their present day selves) and the discovery of oil has made them very rich(and lazy), very fast thanks to the west buying oil from them, that coupled with the introduction of fast food by the west has made middle easterners a bunch of fat fucks. It's not uncommon to see fast food chains like KFC and Pizza Hut in places like Iraq.
It's called new world syndrome or something, look up that it explains things better
Ok there's my useless information post of the day
I just came by to say hi. I'm going back to bed now because I feel like death
lastly I bet one of those new plastic ten quid notes that the vegas boomer shooter was a muslim convert
goodnight
4b811e No.168485
>>168484
Hey lass was wondering where you were yesterday. G-goodnight
28929b No.168486
>>168482
no
i started a fantasy story last night, a short one i hope rather than a novel like the other one
i realise now this novel will take a long time to complete where as before i was thinking to have it done by christmas i realise that isnt going to happen i dont know how long itll be. its done when its done is my new attitude.
so in the mean time i also want to write shorter fantasy stories and try and build an audience with them so im not starting from scratch with the novel. it can take a long time to build an audience too so i should get started right away, not just spending several months writing a novel then throwing it out there with nothing preceding it. i can write a few of them (short stories) then publish them in one collection. ill use the money i get for christmas to pay someone to draw a cover for me from somewhere. and i think i should have written several short stories by christmas. fortunately erotica stuff i can just use stock images for that like everyone else.
i have decided to spend mon-wed writing short fantasy stories
thurs & fri writing the novel
and sat and sun writing erotica
i feel good and i am confident i can succeed in this endeavour
i have also recieved another critique by someone who told me they felt "enchanted" by my writing (up to a point anyway which is when their critique came in)
4b811e No.168487
>>168486
If you can keep at it that's good I guess. Just seems like you set yourself so many big goals it gets a bit hard to stick with it.
4b811e No.168489
>>168488
sweet Hitler dubs
03e04f No.168490
>>168484
Based, we'll wipe out the saracen threat by spreading the obesity epidemic.
>goodnight
Smh what's wrong with your sleep schedule.
03e04f No.168491
Look at my cooking, I even seasoned the beans.
92f9e4 No.168492
>>168491
>letting beans get the toast soggy
smh
you need a sausage dam lad
4b811e No.168493
>>168491
Nice if you like runny yolk and beans I guess
03e04f No.168494
>>168492
The toast is nice when it's soft and tasty smh. I used to be autistic about not letting beansauce touch anything but daddy forced me to eat it with beans on top so I gave up.
>>168493
I don't usually have fried eggs but when I do I like to spread the yolk around a bit. Normally I only have eggs scrambled if at all.
4b811e No.168495
>it's a brother's single mummy bullies me for being too spoiled episode
a5a488 No.168496
>>168491
nice 1970s china dude
4b811e No.168497
4b811e No.168498
>it's a grandmummy spreads butter on my toast when I just asked for salami
>it's a people assume you like butter on bread episode
I remember she used to bully me too before she forgot everything
a5a488 No.168499
>>168495
punch her in the fanny
d230e2 No.168500
pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
a5a488 No.168501
>>168498
iktf lad, ask for marmite toast and get butter then marmite, im not fucking having it anymore reeeeeeeeeee just fucking marmite you stupid twats ahhhhhhh
a5a488 No.168502
>>168500
sniper, get down!
03e04f No.168503
>>168498
>eating dry toast
That sounds terrible lad, lurpak or nothing.
d230e2 No.168504
>>168502
Based boomers tbh.
e4fd7c No.168505
This is the worst fucking wedding ever please kill me
4b811e No.168506
>>168500
*shoots you*
>>168501
exactly, people should stop making assumptions about spreads and gender
>>168504
melted cheese tbh
>>168505
at least it's not an interracial wedding, right?
1951b0 No.168507
>>168505
I always just go and play with whatever random nieces and nephews and other small, equally bored children are about at any given family event tbh
03e04f No.168508
>>168506
Anprim's family have always sounded a bit civic tbh.
4b811e No.168509
>>168507
Same, lad. Kids or dogs. It's just more fun for me to play than socialise smh
16e3b3 No.168510
Ah they've put me on a TABLE WITH STRANGERS AND THE ONLY ALCOHOL THATS FREE IS PROSECCO
>>168506
The lass is quarter poo or so and the lads family is very very rotund
>>168507
All the children are autistic and insufferable and I've already been forced at other functions to entertain them.
>>168508
It's not my family thank the lord
4b811e No.168511
>>168510
>The lass is quarter poo or so and the lads family is very very rotund
Based, Like Tara McCarthy
WHITE POWER FELLOW WHITE PEOPLE
d230e2 No.168512
>>168506
>*shoots you*
eeeeeeeeeek
03e04f No.168513
>>168510
Reminds me of the funeral I went to in London earlier this year. We all went to the pub afters I was left alone with a table of strangers and too much prosecco.
>>168511
At this rate all the white nationalists of the future will be pale part-poos smh.
92f9e4 No.168514
>Daniel Lambert (13 March 1770 – 21 June 1809) was a gaol keeper[n 1] and animal breeder from Leicester, England, famous for his unusually large size. After serving four years as an apprentice at an engraving and die casting works in Birmingham, he returned to Leicester around 1788 and succeeded his father as keeper of Leicester's gaol. He was a keen sportsman and extremely strong; on one occasion he fought a bear in the streets of Leicester. He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks.
>At the time of Lambert's return to Leicester, his weight began to increase steadily, even though he was athletically active and, by his own account, abstained from drinking alcohol and did not eat unusual amounts of food. In 1805, Lambert's gaol closed. By this time, he weighed 50 stone (700 lb; 320 kg), and had become the heaviest authenticated person up to that point in recorded history. Unemployable and sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.
>In 1806, poverty forced Lambert to put himself on exhibition to raise money. In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him. Visitors were impressed by his intelligence and personality, and visiting him became highly fashionable. After some months on public display, Lambert grew tired of exhibiting himself, and in September 1806, he returned, wealthy, to Leicester, where he bred sporting dogs and regularly attended sporting events. Between 1806 and 1809, he made a further series of short fundraising tours.
>In June 1809, he died suddenly in Stamford. At the time of his death, he weighed 52 stone 11 pounds (739 lb; 335 kg), and his coffin required 112 square feet (10.4 square metres) of wood. Despite the coffin being built with wheels to allow easy transport, and a sloping approach being dug to the grave, it took 20 men almost half an hour to drag his casket into the trench, in a newly opened burial ground to the rear of St Martin's Church. While others have since overtaken Daniel Lambert's record as the heaviest person in history, he remains a popular character in Leicester, and in 2009 was described by the Leicester Mercury as "one of the city's most cherished icons".
1951b0 No.168516
went looking for some info on Orania to comment on yt with
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29475977
going to the BBC was a mistake
nothing justified it
92f9e4 No.168517
>>168515
I was going to make fun of him then read about him and realised he was actually a good lad who had an interesting life and probably had some sort of condition, poor lad.
4b811e No.168518
>>168513
>At this rate all the white nationalists of the future will be pale part-poos smh.
We wuz always Indo-Evropean, lass
>>168512
You had to be put down, lad. You sounded like an American mass shooter
>>168514
Oh God that thiccness.
>fought a bear
top kek
> sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.
Aw
>In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him
>ywn be fat enough for people to pay you to see you
>>168515
And it was all thanks to his genetics.
4b811e No.168519
>>168516
That wasn't that bad, right?
92f9e4 No.168520
>In Remembrance of that Prodigy in Nature.
>DANIEL LAMBERT.
>a Native of Leicester:
>who was possessed of an exalted and convivial Mind
>and in personal Greatness had no Competitor
>He measured three Feet one Inch round the Leg
>nine Feet four Inches round the Body
>and weighed
>Fifty two Stone eleven Pounds!
>He departed this Life on the 21st of June 1809
>Aged 39 years
>As a Testimony of Respect this Stone is erected by his Friends in Leicester
They did all this for the guy. Smh. I thought everyone in the past was a bully? It's so nice.
>you will never live in 18th century Britain and be known by entire cities and have friends all over the country and Europe
4b811e No.168521
>>168520
It's a village idiot sort of thing I guess.
92f9e4 No.168522
>>168521
>It's a village idiot sort of thing I guess.
But rich people visited him to chat to him and they said he was very witty and intelligent. Smh. They cared about more than his physical appearance.
03e04f No.168524
>>168521
He was beloved lad. Fat people don't always have to be reviled.
>>168523
Steady on George Galloway.
d230e2 No.168525
>>168518
>You had to be put down, lad. You sounded like an American mass shooter
Fair enough, lad. Better safe than sorry.
4b811e No.168526
>>168522
Came for the thiccness stayed for the banter.
92f9e4 No.168527
>>168526
kek, that's a funny way to put it.
>tfw not a BIG LAD who can fight bears
1951b0 No.168528
>>168519
>immediately frames Orania as in the wrong (muh apartheid, muh racism)
>goes looking for the white-flight-but-won't-acknowledge-it libshits to interview
>makes out like the Whites are stupid for doing this
>praises multiculturalism
>muh economic crime argument
>written by some "quintessentially british" wog
28929b No.168529
>writing what food is at the feast in this story
>suddenly massive craving for sweeties which i havent had in a while
oops
4b811e No.168530
>>168528
I guess I just expected worse, even though the angle is obvious.
8b2d75 No.168531
>>168493
>not liking runny yolk and beans
1951b0 No.168532
>>168530
what's worse is the mong I'm masterdebating with who is denying that SA is genociding the hwhites
derovolk videos are so much more pozzed than fascistball smh
1951b0 No.168533
>>168532
also he just pulled "what do you think of the holocaust" so his next words will be "lol so you're an evil nazi and everything you say s wrong"
smh
4b811e No.168534
>>168531
I don't like a lot of things and I get rightfully bullied for it smh
>>168532
How can anyone even deny that smh
d230e2 No.168535
>>168529
Are there any exotic meat at the feast? Swan perhaps.
8f36fa No.168536
>>168513
Ah lass please come Save me i'm in Farnham I think
92f9e4 No.168537
>you will never be a russki launching nukes from your cool ass erector launcher
d230e2 No.168538
03e04f No.168539
>>168536
That's a long way lad and I can't drive.
8b2d75 No.168540
>>168529
Lad why? Sweeties are disgusting, I always feel like a fat sack of shit after I've eaten them
28929b No.168541
>>168540
yeah me too and i feel like my teeth will fall out
but its the eating part that i crave this is the trick the mind plays
i wont give in though i find it very easy to resist i havent touched sweeties in like three weeks now and dont even think about them anymore until now
>>168535
only at the kings table
tbh i dont know shit about food so im just googling shit like 'duck recipes' for ideas. i cant go into much detail unfortunately. i might read game of thrones in all actuality as i heard that grrm likes to write about food and i might get some useful tips there
this is useful
http://www.medieval-recipes.com/banquets/menus/
it says "exotic presentations" which i take to mean the bird is decorated in an unusual and eye catching way but idk how to find out more info or describe it.
d230e2 No.168542
>>168541
That sounds quite a fun topic to research.
>Exotic presentations of unusual birds such as swans and peacocks
Good lord, imagine.
92f9e4 No.168543
When I twist the tuning pegs on my guitar it has zero effect on the strings. Think they're broken. Smh.
03e04f No.168544
>>168543
You'll need new pegs. I had that happen not long ago to one of min, the mechanism inside the peg broke so it could turn freely but not tune the string
1951b0 No.168545
>This episode marks the appearance of General Michael E. Ryan, the actual Air Force Chief of Staff at the time, playing himself. He is not a character on Stargate SG-1 created by writers, but a real General in the real American Air Force in the position of Air Force Chief of Staff. This appearance is part of a long running participation by the real American Air Force due to the positive way it has been portrayed on the show and will be for the next 5+ seasons.
wew
92f9e4 No.168547
03e04f No.168548
>>168545
It's the only show that portrayed the air force as doing something.
>>168546
They look a bit swarthy to me, must be hunnic germans.
4b811e No.168549
>>168548
>They look a bit swarthy to me, must be hunnic germans.
Open the video and you'll see who I'm referring to tbh
03e04f No.168550
>>168549
Was he the one demonstrating roundshield combat in that video we watched when 8chan was ded? He's a handsome guy.
4b811e No.168551
>>168550
yeah, lass. Wish he made more videos tbh. Can't wait to see his finished round shield.
94e605 No.168553
The time has come for the exterminatus.
bd907c No.168554
>>168529
iktf lad want to eat a big hanyo sweet
1951b0 No.168555
druids tbh
>>168553
*exterminates you*
>>168552
sup lamb
4b811e No.168558
94e605 No.168559
>>168557
LAD
Are you okay? You haven't been on Bongo Bongo Land in a while…
>>168558
Hello lad.
How are you?
I'm back at uni now, I only did bits of the reading for my class today. I AM A VERY NAUGHTY BOY :D
03e04f No.168561
>>168552
Hey lamb.
>>168553
B-Bertie?
4b811e No.168562
>>168559
>I'm back at uni now, I only did bits of the reading for my class today. I AM A VERY NAUGHTY BOY :D
only hurting yourself, bad boy smh
I'm being a boring good boy NEET smh. Just started going on walks regularly again
94e605 No.168563
>>168560
Hi lad. It has been a while. I ditched Skype and forgot to say. How are you?
>>168561
Positive but not HIV yet I am not that much of a whore yet but seriously I am very short of money… :^(
>>168562
Good lamb. I did enough of it to be honest. Tfw got like 5 presentations, 10 essays and 2 exams.
5eff9c No.168564
>>168563
>How are you?
im fine, how are you?
4b811e No.168565
>>168563
>Tfw got like 5 presentations, 10 essays and 2 exams.
Hang in there, lad
>tfw feeling second hand dread imagining doing that
>Hi lad. It has been a while. I ditched Skype and forgot to say. How are you?
smh, lad. That's not very nice
5eff9c No.168566
>>168565
>smh, lad. That's not very nice
dont worry lad we weren't on the best of terms tbh
94e605 No.168567
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>>168564
Feeling good, lad. Went out and got myself some new clothes because all the old ones are a bit baggy.
>>168565
Ah it isn't that bad. All about stuff I enjoy doing!
>>168566
Yeah sorry for being a piece of shit lad ;-;
What do you all think about the new Morrissey NEET anthem?
03e04f No.168568
>>168563
Aaaahhh lad please don't sell your body it's not worth it.
5eff9c No.168569
>>168567
>Went out and got myself some new clothes because all the old ones are a bit baggy.
good news glad to hear it, how much you weighing in at?
>Yeah sorry for being a piece of shit lad ;-;
i guess i forgive you?
>What do you all think about the new Morrissey NEET anthem?
I'll give it a listen now
1951b0 No.168570
hey it's that retarded disrespectful nipthur character neo likes
I think
94e605 No.168571
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168556
Literal cancer.
>>168568
I am just kidding. I'm not that desperate yet.
>>168569
Still a fat fuck but I fit a medium shirt comfortably now.
1951b0 No.168572
>mods not banning alberto on sight
isn't that a standing order?
smh
94e605 No.168573
>>168572
>that picture
Lol imagining trying to explain the context of that to a normie.
4b811e No.168574
>>168570
yeah. Why?
>>168572
*ignores post*
94e605 No.168575
>Lee vanishes as soon as I start posting
ok ;-;
Go on mods, do your duty. I understand if you must ban me.
4b811e No.168576
>following orders when the BO isn't around
28929b No.168577
I wish I could lie together in the middle of them all wrapped together in a big blanket snug together like a twister from kfc on a rainy day with some fog watching something comfy like moomins or a ghibli film or winnie the pooh
4b811e No.168578
>>168575
He comes and goes tbh. I thought you were raiding as you both posted at the same time keek
94e605 No.168579
>>168576
>>168578
No I haven't talked to him in about 2 weeks since he went to see his bird. Think he has ghosted me. Can't blame him, he is a good lad and I am a bad influence.
But go on.
Do your duty.
I understand.
03e04f No.168580
>>168572
I don't think it is anymore, I'll have to ask Herts. I hope he gives Alberto some clemency this time.
4b811e No.168582
>>168577
>watching moomins
ahhhhhhhhhhhh that was comfy. Such a shame not all episodes are in English. Very disappointed to end early.
>>168579
Do you want me to ban you so you can do some schoolwork, lad?
94e605 No.168583
>>168580
GO ON
DO YOUR DUTY
1951b0 No.168584
>>168576
>>168580
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOD CORRUPTION
MOD ABUSE
I TOLD YOU ALL
*global reports*
*goes to /brit/ to stir shit*
*fetishizes bins*
come back binlad and dafty smh I miss the anti gayist alliance smh
>>168581
hello mysterious lad
94e605 No.168585
>>168582
No, I've got well over a month until anything is due.
94e605 No.168586
I want to impregnate her.
03e04f No.168587
>>168583
Aaahhh I can't lad, I've missed you too much.
>>168584
There's no gayism going on at the moment lad smh.
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28929b No.168588
Holy shit I just thought of Dr Crusher from TNG. Fuck. Imagine having all three of them! I must have them all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
94e605 No.168589
>>168587
I am mostly straight believe it or not. Kitty comes first though <3
4b811e No.168590
>>168581
Lad stop being a creep
>>168584
*deletes reports*
>>168585
You know how I feel about bans lad ahhhh I can't do it *covers my eyes and accidentally mangles you while trying to ban you*
>>168587
Can't impregnate the cat, lass. smh
28929b No.168591
any woman who isnt a redhead is basically worthless tbh might as well kill themselves
94e605 No.168592
>>168588
Crusher was my literal second wank ever right after a Blondie music video.
>>168590
Kek top lad.
>>168591
This. Lee has a redhead gf and I fucking loathe and envy him for it tbh ngl. It instantly makes any girl leagues more attractive.
03e04f No.168593
>>168591
You have a strong celt fetish lad.
>>168592
Who is Lee?
94e605 No.168595
>>168593
A friend, never mind.
4b811e No.168596
>>168593
>she doesn't know who Lee is
94e605 No.168597
TIME FOR CIDER AND DIN DINS
1951b0 No.168599
>>168593
>>168596
it's either britposter or lamb
>tfw no sleuthpepe pic
bd907c No.168600
>>168559
it's not a lad or ladess exactly lass
>>168561
Hey shingeki no dragon maid pascal sensi
smh lee lee alon ENOOOOCH
92f9e4 No.168601
I claim /newbrit/ for the Kingdom of Yorkshire.
bd907c No.168602
>>168601
wow well done lad i'm impressed tbh
bd907c No.168603
tfw Lamb keeps stealing your laptop
92f9e4 No.168604
>>168602
Thanks lad, I took special care to paint my concubine serenading me. (Neo)
28929b No.168606
>>168592
i remember my first wank
it wasnt even sexual
my year 6 friend (i was year 6) who i sat next to just told me to try "rubbing" my willy because it felt nice
i started by just rubbing the head with my index finger which did nothing but i kept doing it thinking maybe it took a while then i suddenly had a brainwave and decided to grasp it all in my hand and move up and down which did the job
i wasnt even thinking about girls or anything, just focusing on the sensation
the earliest fap TO someone was hitomi from dead or alive
4b811e No.168607
>>168598
keek that turned out quite creepy
bd907c No.168608
>>168606
>dead or alive
smh lad tbf tho smh best playstation cover and "manual"
4b811e No.168611
>>168605
>>168601
Keek. Neo wouldn't do that lad.
I'M KING AROUND HERE
4b811e No.168612
>>168610
Aw it's cute how low IQ she is. The typical lass
92f9e4 No.168613
>>168606
the earliest fap TO someone was hitomi from dead or alive
think mine was some blood elf hunter from burning crusade tbh, why did they make them so perfect
4b811e No.168614
there there. Don't think, just be cute
bd907c No.168615
BYE BYE THEN
>>168591
this
>>168610
Lamblet
>>168611
were u seen at digital,,,, erm
hold on my head herts
BLame running? in carniff?
92f9e4 No.168616
>>168611
*cowers before your fast and bulbous mass*
03e04f No.168617
>>168601
>>168604
>>168605
Wait I missed this aaaaaaahhhhh
>>168612
Lad I genuinely don't know. You're not Lee because I know your name and Alberto isn't Lee either.
>>168615
>Lamblet
This just raises more questions.
bd907c No.168618
Anime might be 2D, but anime characters are 1D :p
4b811e No.168619
>>168613
> think mine was some blood elf hunter from burning crusade tbh, why did they make them so perfect
wew
mine was to a porn film my parents owned of lesbian nuns smh
1951b0 No.168620
>all these lads I don't know suddenly appear after the king of gays and everything goes fast and it's uncomfortable
it 's ok i'll just leave for a bit
92f9e4 No.168622
>>168611
That's such a good OC lad, kek. I'm gonna bug you until you make that childrens book and I can buy a laser printed physical copy. Just think of little kids all around England buying 22st red pepe plushies and going 'tbh lads' just like their favourite character, you could subtly redpill them lad.
1951b0 No.168626
>>168623
I know you lad
everyone else is strange and gayist
92f9e4 No.168627
>>168620
I lurked here for ages but you bullied me when I asked you to add my flag smh. I started posting here more now though because /brit/ can't satisfy my low attention span and need for (you)'s. I always have both threads open.
28929b No.168628
I also remember a few nice wanks to Bastila from KOTOR. I remember you could take her clothes off or something and she'd just be in her undies. IIRC they'd be different depending on if you were light side or dark side.
Her bottom was glorious. I would've made her a waifu a long time ago but there's so little content of her out there.
1951b0 No.168629
>>168627
I saw you about a few times tbh
watching you lads and the other newbritizens and I can see there's history but I don't know because I'm a brit/pol/ outsider ahh
4b811e No.168630
>>168616
*transforms into a devilish cherub and serenades you*
>>168617
There are enough hints in this thread, lassteehee
>>168620
Lad we're all friends here. What's wrong?
>>168626
that's unironically cool
92f9e4 No.168631
>>168625
Sorry lad, I have to eat to survive. This is what fate decrees. Your genes will live on in your descendants, there there.
*eats you*
d80cab No.168632
>>168493
>not liking runny yolk
bd907c No.168633
"Chirin's bell, where are you now? It's cold and mummy lamb is worried"
"Chirin's bell, where have you gone? It is dark and the other animals dunoo where you gone ;-;"
Awww hello Chirin, never run away like that again!
i-i won't mummy l0-====
Good lamb
And they both grazed happily ever after no wolddf efer et them :{_
:)))) happy lambb
1951b0 No.168634
>>168630
uncomfortable with new people tbh
4b811e No.168635
>>168622
Thanks lad.'
> 22st red pepe plushies and going 'tbh lads' just like their favourite character,
kek. It's kind of a dream making something influential like that tbh
>>168632
ahhh the bullies come in waves
>>168634
me too, lad, but this is a safe space
bd907c No.168636
hwey girtl that am>
Pas? And [asta sause?
Would you like some pasta and sauce and then some cheesecake?????? H£LLO????? kkkosjjijiji
good girl (headpats_))))
bd907c No.168638
tfw f cupd to rest my head on
03e04f No.168639
>>168620
Smh you'll get to know them eventually.
>>168627
I always thought you might end up here but I still can't quite believe it happened so quickly.
>>168630
Rooooooo stop bullying me.
d80cab No.168640
>>168635
I'll punch you in the head until you start liking runny yolk.
92f9e4 No.168641
>>168639
Those boobs are not realistic smh they wouldn't exist irl.
Flat chests are better anyway lad
bd907c No.168642
4b811e No.168643
>>168641
she has boobies envy smh
92f9e4 No.168644
>>168640
>tfw having a traditional breakfast and your egg yolk gets all over the bacon and all the tastes mix together
I didn't even know there were people who liked eggs but not runny yolks, makes no sense smh. Was just reading and apparently it's some autism over whether they're cooked enough to be safe, what bollocks.
1951b0 No.168645
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>the future is here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
92f9e4 No.168646
>>168643
I have pecs envy, wish I could control them manually like the Golden One smh.
bd907c No.168647
we're having pasta now :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
bd907c No.168648
JUST KEEPING IN REAL IN ALL CAPS
4b811e No.168649
>>168644
>I didn't even know there were people who liked eggs but not runny yolks
I was always sensitive to it and have since been spoiled I guess. With a lot of food it's sometimes the texture/consistency not the taste that makes me not like it, like I hate potatoes because I never know whether I'll get the texture/consistency I like or not smh
>Was just reading and apparently it's some autism over whether they're cooked enough to be safe
That's another fear I have/had which made me have all steaks well done tbh but lately I like them medium or whatever
>>168646
I don't think it requires much exercise, lad, you just need to lift enough to kind of become aware of them. Feels glorious and juicy as they get pumped after a good workout tbh
d80cab No.168650
>>168644
>when the yolk gets absorbed into the toast
8f36fa No.168651
AAAAAH IVE BEEN HERE SINCE ONE LET ME GO
d80cab No.168652
>168649
>all steaks well done
No reaction image. No (You). You don't deserve them.
92f9e4 No.168653
>>168652
I always ate mine rare and people always looked at me like I was autistic and asked me 2 or 3 times if I was serious.
How crazy is it to want a soft and juicy steak? I seem to find it hard to chew foods sometimes so I like them softer.
5cafcb No.168654
92f9e4 No.168655
Took this picture today of the route I run down.
28929b No.168656
>>168655
>Passes the pic to my contact in GCHQ
d80cab No.168657
>>168653
>people always looked at me like I was autistic and asked me 2 or 3 times if I was serious
What? To eat steak the correct way? Is this a Yorkshire thing? I heard you guys boil minced beef up there. Not sure I trust you lot with food.
92f9e4 No.168658
>>168656
AAAAAH COME AT ME GCHQ I'M SICK OF HIDING
>>168657
What's wrong with boiling minced beef lad? Tastes nice in a stew like that, doesn't it help you get all the fat out too?
8b2d75 No.168659
Wew, just got back from the uni gym, it's so awkward doing your lifts with everyone watching
>tfw when gymbros twice the size of me look
>tfw they're probably sneering at me or my form
Couldn't even do my full routine, some guy had borrowed the weights. I really miss my home gym tbh
>>168626
Lad I'm not a gayist what the fuck?
1951b0 No.168660
>>168659
no lad I meant all the new people who suddenly turned up after alberto arrived
4b811e No.168661
>>168659
>tfw you go to the gym and just stay in the power rack the entire time
A home gym would be so much cheaper in the long run.
4b811e No.168662
>>168660
everyone in this thread has been here for a while, lad
03e04f No.168663
stop having weird sleeping patterns
92f9e4 No.168664
>>168660
I lurked here since it was created but didn't get the point of making a second board when /brit/ had very loose moderation, you only got banned for shitposting, or maybe I was just lucky and didn't get oppressed.
I started posting here more because sometimes it's nice to post off topic political stuff you can't talk about IRL. Normies are so ill informed it frustrates me, they'll choose their political opinions based on what is socially acceptable rather than what is true. Smh.
4b811e No.168665
03e04f No.168666
4b811e No.168667
>>168664
Risqué dress, lass
>Normies are so ill informed it frustrates me, they'll choose their political opinions based on what is socially acceptable rather than what is true. Smh.
>tfw the most cucked of my brothers keeps apologising before and after saying racist things
wtf I love self-policing now
>>168666
iktf, but NEETs got to be free
1951b0 No.168668
>>168662
*gets flighty and scared at the apparition of unknown people*
[autistic screeching webm]
was just suddenly having bertie and west riding and all of those weird messages like "tfw lamb keeps stealing my laptop" and ahhh
>>168664
yeah lad
that's why this place is mostly for comfy shitposting without having to deal with normie scums
4b811e No.168669
>>168668
You're cute lad. I thought you were supposed to be one of the alphas among us though smh
8b2d75 No.168670
>>168661
It is lad, and you can do whatever you like without anyone secretly judging you
4b811e No.168671
>>168670
>it's a womyn at the gym episode
92f9e4 No.168672
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>the jews are using the power of thicc to indoctrinate children into civic nationalism
smh
5cafcb No.168673
92f9e4 No.168674
>>168671
>tfw managed to successfully avoid watching this webm to the end
The moment I saw one leg snap I noped the hell out of there.
8b2d75 No.168675
>>168671
I know exactly what that webm is and I aint clicking it
03e04f No.168676
>>168672
We'll have to fight them with thiccness of our own fucking yank culture turning obesity into a sexual bonus smh.
1951b0 No.168677
>>168669
nah lad I'm an autist with nothing left to lose so I just do whatever the fuck I think might have good results like camping in a dog park for 3 nights working for some random guy in a van who I also invited to my town and into my house on a whim
it's worked out so far
>>168673
mouldy pizza?
hi lad
>>168671
that's a kek webm tbh, stupid thot
92f9e4 No.168678
>>168677
>nah lad I'm an autist with nothing left to lose so I just do whatever the fuck I think might have good results like camping in a dog park for 3 nights working for some random guy in a van who I also invited to my town and into my house on a whim
You remind me of myself lad.
4b811e No.168679
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>>168672
Like this lad's videos tbh
Actually watched a lot of the episodes tbh smh don't judge meee
>>168674
Don't worry only one leg snaps smh
>>168677
Vanlad isn't grooming you, right?
5eff9c No.168680
>>168673
tasty special sweety?
d80cab No.168681
>>168658
>doesn't it help you get all the fat out
You're really asking for it now you.
1951b0 No.168682
>>168679
join the druid apocalypse cult tbh
>>168679
maybe to be an entrepreneur
5cafcb No.168683
>>168677
kek
>>168680
yeah boii
>>168679
if anything im deradicalising an altright extremist
5cafcb No.168684
>>168678
>dat filename
… da fuq
5cafcb No.168685
5eff9c No.168686
>>168683
fuck lad you better not be eating them yet
5cafcb No.168687
>>168686
kek nah, just stacking them up tbh.
1951b0 No.168688
5cafcb No.168689
92f9e4 No.168690
>>168679
why did they make the characters so fucking ugly?
d80cab No.168691
92f9e4 No.168692
>>168688
tbh the more you post druids the more i am tempted to take the druid pill
imagine how much fear we could put into our enemies if we brought back the druids, if the EU was trying to start a trade war just send a druid into the negotiation
03e04f No.168693
>>168690
Because the lead designer either can't draw beautiful things or doesn't want to. And fat blobs are easier to animate in flash.
5cafcb No.168694
>>168692
>if
we're doomg it already lad
4b811e No.168695
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>>168690
yeah the humans are pretty creepy looking. Also the abomination that are their fusions.
5cafcb No.168697
>>168694
*doing
reeeeeee cuntwanker
03e04f No.168698
>>168694
Don't take this the wrong way but huffing mushrooms until you see martians isn't exactly what I'd call a druidic revival tbh.
5cafcb No.168699
>>168698
>huffing mushrooms
i wish that werw possible
>whole post
only im a degenerate lax.
4b811e No.168700
>>168694
>>168692
>implying the EU empire would just do what the Roman empire did
smh
4b811e No.168701
d80cab No.168702
>>168700
Turn us into a colonial province and settle our lands with foreigners?
5cafcb No.168703
>>168700
>>168701
nigga im down to die for my chain
03e04f No.168704
>>168700
Aaaaaahhhh I don't want the continentals to call us gay again.
92f9e4 No.168705
>>168700
Lad, this time the druids have nukes.
1951b0 No.168706
probably have to fire up the secret druid leyline again to get lads the deets on the druid partay smh
>>168692
you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
>>168705
tbh any insurrection against our traitor-government must necessarily include seizing the nuclear silos and subs
bit of a tricky prospect
5cafcb No.168707
>>168705
and orbital weapons platforms
d80cab No.168709
>>168706
>you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
What if I need to pray to the fertility god?
5cafcb No.168710
>>168709
>muh roman historiography
4b811e No.168711
>>168704
Let them say what they want. We can't hear them with are SPLENDID ISOLATION tbh
>>168705
Ooo, right.
ce013d No.168712
Vanlad did you go to the bank?
4b811e No.168713
>>168709
I don't think it's gay if you pray to the gods while doing it
5eff9c No.168714
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>>168687
ah fairs, got a good collection going there lad
d80cab No.168715
>>168710
Lad the Romans would never lie or exaggerate for political purposes, they were very truthful in their reports just like the BBC.
1951b0 No.168716
>>168709
>implying sending your goddess dick statues is gay
>drunken druids carving dicks at 2am and leaving outside their crushes huts with runic inscriptions saying "hy bby meet me @ the old oak tree 2morro nite"
92f9e4 No.168717
>>168706
>you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
Not a gayist lad, but when they draw a girl and call it a boy it's confusing isn't it lad? Smh. I am completely opposed to sodomy.
5cafcb No.168718
>>168712
yes lad, it was pending for an unknown reason, cancelled it and did another one, within 72hrs.
1951b0 No.168719
>>168717
you shouldn't be looking at that sort of thing lad
it's not MORAL
5cafcb No.168720
>>168714
>no mescaline ever
reeeeeee gimme gimme gimme
4b811e No.168721
>>168715
>"Caesar may have conquered the Gauls, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."[139] According to Cicero, Bibulus, Gaius Memmius, and others (mainly Caesar's enemies), he had an affair with Nicomedes IV of Bithynia early in his career. The tales were repeated, referring to Caesar as the Queen of Bithynia, by some Roman politicians as a way to humiliate him. Caesar himself denied the accusations repeatedly throughout his lifetime, and according to Cassius Dio, even under oath on one occasion.[140] This form of slander was popular during this time in the Roman Republic to demean and discredit political opponents. A favorite tactic used by the opposition was to accuse a popular political rival as living a Hellenistic lifestyle based on Greek and Eastern culture, where homosexuality and a lavish lifestyle were more acceptable than in Roman tradition.
smh
92f9e4 No.168722
>>168719
>>168719
>you shouldn't be looking at that sort of thing lad
>it's not MORAL
You're right lad, it's why I quit /r9k/ tbh. Too many gayists, tried to stop it but there's no stopping it.
d80cab No.168723
>>168721
>Eastern culture, where homosexuality and a lavish lifestyle were more acceptable
Orientals btfo
03e04f No.168724
>>168711
>SPLENDID ISOLATION
*hauls you off to the colosseum for the amusement of roman normies*
>>168717
It is confusing for many of us…
bf3982 No.168725
>turns volume ALL the way up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
d80cab No.168726
>Gaius Memmius
>Memmius
>memmies
4b811e No.168727
>>168722
I was away for the tansformation, was kind of shocked when I came back to it smh what happened. I recall normies somehow invading it but forget why
>>168724
Certainly EU won't risk sending somebody to kidnap me when we have nukes, r-right?
>>168725
wakey wakey
4b811e No.168728
1951b0 No.168729
>>168728
gai as in guy us tbh you prancing la la homo
4b811e No.168730
>>168729
Defamed by my own people smh. Maybe you have some Roman in you. I have some Holy Roman Aryan blood in me tbh ngl
03e04f No.168731
>>168727
>implying whoever's in charge will ever risk mentioning our nuclear stockpile to belligerent non-nuclear powers in case historians write mean things about them in a hundred years
Lad we're fucked.
4b811e No.168732
>>168731
America used nukes and they now bully the world
1951b0 No.168733
>>168730
I just undastand latin
know thy enemy
shabbat shalom
5eff9c No.168734
>welshlad hasnt posted in months
>>168720
Think they got it in texas. Group holiday to get peyote?
>>168725
lass
4b811e No.168735
>>168734
Didn't he come by for a short visit a few weeks ago? smh
03e04f No.168736
>>168732
Yeah but they're running out of money and friends, and what with the open borders and the chemicals in the water they won't have the manpower to keep going.
4b811e No.168737
>>168736
tbh we don't need to threaten or do any of the shit America has done though
5cafcb No.168738
>>168734
yeah boi, stop off in the amazon for some ayahuasca too, and mexico for some legal ketamine
5eff9c No.168740
>>168735
>i missed him
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>168738
>yeah boi, stop off in the amazon for some ayahuasca too, and mexico for some legal ketamine
should we just go all around the world and collect all the best drugs from their respective country like coke from columbia, mdma from holland….etc
> legal ketamine
BRB OFF TO MEXICO
4b811e No.168741
>>168739
>it's a backie and tummy episode
03e04f No.168742
Collapse of British Airline Blamed on Islamist Terror Attacks Against Western Tourists
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/02/collapse-british-airline-blamed-islamist-terror-attacks-western-tourists/
Killing people is bad, but killing the free market is pure evil. Those islamofascists have gone too far this time.
>>168739
Wew, has Herts still not given you a tummy rub lad?
4b811e No.168743
This one is kind of lewd but I like the style.
DON'T OPEN IT
4b811e No.168744
>>168742
>Wew, has Herts still not given you a tummy rub lad?
No. He never will. It seems like just writing those words to comfort me is just too much for him.
5eff9c No.168745
>if you mod neo the gayposting will stop
5eff9c No.168746
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btw less then 90 days til christmas :)
4b811e No.168747
>>168745
based spoiler NAP. Please don't bully me
1951b0 No.168748
>>168745
what do we do lad
*stockpiles torches and pitchforks*
d9d033 No.168749
>>168666
sorry sometimes I don't feel like posting lass
4b811e No.168750
>>168746
too soon. I don't even know what to wish for ahh
4b811e No.168751
03e04f No.168752
>>168745
I-I'm not doing anything lad.
>>168749
Ah that's okay, I feel like that sometimes too.
1951b0 No.168754
>>168753
stop being a gaybo
d9d033 No.168755
5eff9c No.168756
>>168747
lad i consider it gayposting, why can't you just stop looking at penises?
>>168748
you know what we do
*grabs rope*
>>168750
lad im terrable with christmas, i get excited way to early
>>168752
The deal was no more gayposting, he didnt specifiy it had to be from you
>>168749
i know what you mean lad
4b811e No.168757
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>>168754
yummy yummy tummy alright
5cafcb No.168758
>>168740
sounds good, just need to win the lottery first
>tfw already get cp pressed pills and pink mandy from the netherlands
5cafcb No.168759
fucking level crossings for fucks sake
5eff9c No.168760
>>168758
>sounds good, just need to win the lottery first
that's the first step….
>from holland
how can you be sure though?
4b811e No.168761
>>168756
>lad im terrable with christmas, i get excited way to early
Kek, really? What gets you excited?
>lad i consider it gayposting, why can't you just stop looking at penises?
I didn't post a single penis. I am incredibly tasteful
>>168755
whadup you watching Forsenlol?
5eff9c No.168762
>>168761
>Kek, really? What gets you excited?
I just love it all really lad, i love christmas. I love the presents, i like the music and dont get tired of it, i like wrapping up warm, i have so many good memories around december, all my mates have parties. Lad i just love it tbh
>I didn't post a single penis. I am incredibly tasteful
Costanza.jpeg
03e04f No.168763
>>168756
What 22st decides to post is nothing to do with me lad, my deal with Herts in the secret Bongo Bongo Land was only between me and him. Besides I can't exactly make promises on behalf of other people without their knowledge or permission.
5eff9c No.168764
>>168763
> I can't exactly make promises on behalf of other people
then why did you?
4b811e No.168765
>>168762
I guess I find it comfy but it also has a lot of stress for me tbh
5eff9c No.168766
>>168765
Oh i dont really see that many people on Christmases so its fine for me tbh, how many people do you see?
4b811e No.168767
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>>168763
Pinky is such a shitty name. Worst decision. Really like her power though
d9d033 No.168768
>>168761
yeah kek don't know how he can take it. you?
4b811e No.168769
>>168766
Just family tbh. I exaggerated tbh. Christmas is really just like any other time of the year just with about two days of a lot of family being together
5eff9c No.168770
>>168769
do you not like your family? Like not even your mum?
5cafcb No.168771
>>168760
darkwebz and gc/ms testing, also theres no reason to doubt someone who bought it over themselves.
4b811e No.168772
>>168768
Yeah you'd think he'd get tired, I do just from watching. Just watching and browsing tbh
>>168770
I like them but I also don't like them smh. I feel best when I'm alone.
5eff9c No.168773
>>168771
how can you be sure they brought it over themselves though lass
>>168772
>I feel best when I'm alone
do you now feel comfy around anyone?
03e04f No.168775
>>168764
I didn't though?
The deal was just me and Herts. I've re-read my conversation with him from yesterday and nowhere does our deal involve anyone else's compliance. I don't control the posting habits of other people.
>>168767
She'll always be Alien Queen to me tbh.
28929b No.168776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjjSJihpgM
common filth reviewing video games a new one
4b811e No.168777
>>168773
>do you now feel comfy around anyone?
No, I'm okay around my brothers but you never know if they'll suddenly decide to be passive aggressive, and one of them can suddenly become actually aggressive so it's hard to trust them. Tried getting back with my childhood friend a while ago but I just wasn't able to relax around him like I used to. I am way too obsessed with what people think.
>>168775
>She'll always be Alien Queen to me tbh.
Yeah
03e04f No.168779
>>168776
>common filth
Lad…
>>168778
This is exactly why western comics are in the dumpster.
5cafcb No.168780
>>168773
same test results as euro gear normally. no real reason to doubt claims above street level tbh
28929b No.168782
>>168779
he goes too far sometimes but hes broadly right
4b811e No.168783
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>Froppy will never be your partner
bf3982 No.168784
Don't you worry lads, I'm getting new ones
They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
https://www.sportsdirect.com/patrick-rugby-shorts-mens-382000?colcode=38200003
>>168734
H O W D O Y O U D O
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4b811e No.168785
03e04f No.168786
>>168784
>They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
for what purpose
d80cab No.168787
>>168776
Don't really care what a genocide apologist thinks tbh
bf3982 No.168788
>>168785
>>168786
They're rugby shorts lads, they gotta be tight and short otherwise lads can grab them and pull you down
Also I like to show off my meaty thighs to all the pretty girlies
4b811e No.168789
>>168788
we have some girlies here, lad. you should show them off to them tbh
03e04f No.168790
>>168788
O-oh, that's great lad. 22st might want to draw that at some point though.
bf3982 No.168791
>>168789
Definitely not lad, I'm no cam whore. OR at least I'm not cam slut, essentially pay me first and then we'll talk. Besides the resident female has deserted us
>>168790
>spoiler
He'll have to draw anprims legs first smh
71da5c No.168792
71da5c No.168793
03e04f No.168794
>>168791
Wew I forgot about that. There's a leg queue forming now.
bf3982 No.168795
>>168792
howdy my son
what's the news
bf3982 No.168797
>>168794
too many legs have been posted on this board tbh
DODGY STUFF
bf3982 No.168798
>>168796
wow I've never seen a woman do that before
71da5c No.168799
>>168795
lemon skunk and durban poison tbh, currently coughing like a nigger at the park
4b811e No.168801
>>168790
Already on it lassie
>>168791
>He'll have to draw anprims legs first smh
ahhh I am lazy these thicc pepes are so much faster to draw rooo
>>168800
Show us, lass. A lot of us have already posted are eyes
71da5c No.168802
>>168800
iktf
>cant wear sunglasses cos thicc lonk lashes
71da5c No.168803
bf3982 No.168804
>>168799
I thought you were supposed to be allergic to waccy baccy? Also how did you build you immense network by which you get all of this stuff? I only know coke, pill and shitty-weed dealers smh
>>168800
Ain't no better feel tbh
double edged sword though, they aren't helpful to lads who don't have masculine faces tbh
>>168801
kek saved
you captured my essence rather well tbh
4b811e No.168805
What did chinkies mean by this?
92f9e4 No.168806
>>168801
You can also see how h'white and unswarthy I am, lad.
bf3982 No.168807
>>168806
>top of head
lad too far…
4b811e No.168808
>>168806
Ooo we got more than just lashes. Smh mine can't compete at all
4b811e No.168809
by the way every pic you post gets saved
92f9e4 No.168810
>>168807
Smh, how are we going to meet up and ever do anything politically if we can't even look at each other lad?
t. gchq
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71da5c No.168813
>>168804
>allergic
i am, it makes me cough like fuck, but sativas less so than indicas so im seeking out the cream of the hybrids, the haze crosses seem to be less irritating so far, and this sweet tooth is pifffffffffffff
>network
by being consistently disceet, charming, and spontaneously ultraviolent for over a decade tbh.
4b811e No.168814
>>168810
Just meet up at this specific location and bring whatever you need to make bombs as well as any illegal weapons you have
>tfw kitchen knives become illegal as soon as you take them out of the kitchen
71da5c No.168815
4b811e No.168816
>it's a you find yourself attractive in the mirror episode
weird how that can change depending on mood or whatever
92f9e4 No.168817
>>168814
All the people on to catch a predator deserved death but to be honest, how easy would it be for the government to set you up on one of those shows?
>get a lass to message you
>say 'come over to my house ; )'
>you travel there and police arrest you while you look dumbfounded and deny it
>make up chat logs of you being a nonce
>throw you in jail forever
>nobody has any sympathy for you
>memory tarnished forever
I think I remember it being a classic British or Soviet spy tactic to seduce a politician with a young girl, take pictures of them together, then after the fact have her say she's underage to use as blackmail.
4b811e No.168818
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What Pisses Me Off About The Las Vegas Shooting
bf3982 No.168820
>>168810
smh lad you're right
*posts mugshot and body*
also I think mine are ever so slightly longer AHAHAHAH
>>168811
yeah. smh at all these lads with nice skin smh smh smh
>>168813
>we'd
Fair enough lad, you gotta do what you gotta do. How come youre so keen on the old stuff anyhow?
> consistently disceet, charming, and spontaneously ultraviolent for over a decade tbh.
Smh I better start now or I'll never get anywhere
4b811e No.168821
>>168817
Pretty sure such blackmail is used with politicians today tbh. And you're right. I think most of them got off though. Still
>you've been shown to be a nonce on national television
>>168819
A handsome lad trapped in a big boi's body
>>168820
>yeah. smh at all these lads with nice skin smh smh smh
you don't have nice skin, lad?
bf3982 No.168822
>>168819
>that image
smh that video was LIES
shout out to my bodybuilder boys who suffer from body dismorphia
YA HEEARRRR???
71da5c No.168823
>>168820
>keen on it
keeps the bank balance floating for one, and copious beer+bud is the only way to guarantee i wont do anything else.
>start now
youre probably too late lad :^)
92f9e4 No.168824
>>168822
Rich Piana died of bigorexia, poor lad.
28929b No.168825
>Blasphemes god with his word
>Gets throat cancer
Checkmate Gaytheists.
4b811e No.168826
>>168825
Never lick cunnies
bf3982 No.168828
>>168821
I fucked it up back in my early teens by drying it out with excessive toning and exfoliation. Been moderately acne prone ever since. It's been a lot better in recent months though -Got back into skin care and moisturising twice a diddly has helped out a lot tbh
Tbf I'm still fairly liked by the girlies despite it so it can't be that bad
>>168823
>beer+bud
kek that's fairly pragmatic I suppose
>too late
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CURSE YE GODS FOR PUTTING ME IN A RELATIVELY NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD
>>168824
Gotta feel worse for all the lads that'll die without being remembered tbh.
R I P
I
P
tbh although I think it's a shitty reason to shorten your lifespan, I don't think it's all that much worse than dying at 80 as a decrepit old man
92f9e4 No.168829
>>168828
The pages of history are not measured in years, they are written by the deeds of men.
92f9e4 No.168830
>>168828
Also yeah I moisturise my face everyday in the shower since the NHS gave me an industrial sized vat of it for no reason. It says it has paraffin in it which worries me lol.
4b811e No.168831
>>168828
wouldn't your skin just return to normal after a while?
bf3982 No.168832
>>168829
>they are written by the deeds of men.
precisely lad
>>168830
>everyday
good lad, you ought to do it twice for ultimate moisture tbh
>parrafin
no biggie, creams and lotions will typically (always I think?) contain an oil of some variety. It's probably fine
>>168831
I don't think it necessarily returns fully to the amount of moisture it likes. It's improved rather rapidly now I started moisturising and I've seen the same in other people as well tbh
bd907c No.168833
who is your favourite love live????
ad8c43 No.168834
03e04f No.168835
>>168801
Wew I recognize that pose. Based rugby.
>>168806
That's the most anyone's ever posted here tbh, you're really eager lad.
>>168833
Nico tbh.
71da5c No.168836
>>168833
>love live
what the heck be dat
4b811e No.168837
>>168833
they all look bland smh
bd907c No.168838
>>168833
>Wretcho kikky no dragon ricky
>umi-cage
>chin-chan
>umi-too
>ass-chan
>piano-ahhhhh
>honk
>niko-it's your cousin
>hanko-rice
>asss chan
4b811e No.168839
>>168834
Morning, lad
>>168835
>Wew I recognize that pose. Based rugby.
y-yeah me too remind me
71da5c No.168840
>10 of the dominos are in fact dubs-inos
PORTENTIOUS AS HECK
bd907c No.168841
>>168837 they are literally all the same, except for hair coloure, and Niko is a tomboy and Hanko is a r
ice girl (you)
5eff9c No.168842
>>168777
thats a shame lad sounds lonely.
>>168780
gimme
>>168784
>They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
mother of god
>H O W D O Y O U D O
pretty good fam
bd907c No.168843
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dun din din idn udn dundudndundund
bf3982 No.168845
>>168833
Never watched it tbh
>>168840
The heck is a dub-ino
>>168842
lad what do you do in college?
03e04f No.168846
*has curry and stella for dinner again*
>>168839
The rugby anime post with all the players lined up in funny poses.
ad8c43 No.168848
>>168846
>*has curry and stella for dinner again*
What
5eff9c No.168850
>>168843
dis lad knows
>>168845
why?
4b811e No.168852
>>168841
>Hanko is a rice girl (you)
?
>>168842
it is sometimes smh
>>168846
Ah… unlike you I didn't pay much attention to that smhh
bf3982 No.168853
>>168850
gchq tbh
genuinely curios
03e04f No.168855
>>168848
I had it last week as well smh.
5eff9c No.168856
>>168853
MIND YA OWN FUGGIN BIZNIZ
4b811e No.168857
I don't really get waifus but I especially don't get these bland waifus. How do you even get attached?
ad8c43 No.168858
bd907c No.168859
>>168854
Umi (coco pops no choco snaps)
4b811e No.168860
>>168859
this is post count cheating tbh
92f9e4 No.168861
>>168859
I like this one most so far.
bd907c No.168862
>>168859
tricky-ricky no armin dicky
5eff9c No.168863
>>168857
i dont get it either smh
bf3982 No.168864
03e04f No.168866
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>>168857
They sing and dance.
>>168858
It's the only thing we had available tonight aaaaaaahhh.
d80cab No.168867
>it's a posting on /brit/ because /newbrit/ has come over all gay episode
4b811e No.168868
>>168863
I get you, lad
*hugs you without consent*
>>168866
so do ant people.
ad8c43 No.168870
>>168867
Wait what
Time to halt the gayism
03e04f No.168871
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>>168867
It's not gay at the moment though.
>>168869
That reminds me.
71da5c No.168872
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>>168842
legally i dont supply anything lad, i would otherwise
>>168845
this
d80cab No.168873
>>168870
I pop into the thread now and then it's all anime and stuff and I can't be bothered to get into it so I just stay on /brit/
92f9e4 No.168874
>>168873
Just post on both, they're for different purposes otherwise there'd be one board. This one is for shitposting of course :^ )
94e605 No.168875
>>168600
Oh so it is both of you.
WEW LAD
Tell the lass I said hi.
>>168606
Absolutely disgusting read, thanks.
>>168607
Is that me and you, lad? Can I be the short blond one, it is what I'm used to after all!
>he has been at her house for two weeks
Christ the screwing you two must have done. Fair play lad, remember to keep it wrapped up eh? Unless you want a little lamb on the way…
>>168833
The descent into madness is beautiful to behold.
Also chaps.
>housemate acting weird
>hugs me and kisses my cheek
>calls me lovely
>says I am "cute"
But.
>bf stayed up at the house over the weekend and left literally this morning
What did she mean by this? Thots need to be destroyed and I will personally do it. If she tries anything I'm gonna call her bf. We played Halo together, that is a sacred bond. Brothers before hoethers.
bf3982 No.168877
>>168871
GiivaSunner was a high quality meme back in its day tbh
>>168872
Ohhhhhhh I thought you meant like the pizza tbh
bd907c No.168878
>>168876
Niko no Cousin-desu
bf3982 No.168879
92f9e4 No.168880
>>168878
My favourite one.
bd907c No.168881
arm wrestling a girly wirl is like opening a can with a spoon like it's satisfying but i cud do it eesy lol
(bully i kno))) :P)))))
94e605 No.168882
Tfw no redhead gf to shitpost with.
Lad you won the fucking lottery don't mess up or I will personally crack your head in, geddit?
94e605 No.168884
>>168881
Kek what have you two been drinking? I have had 3 bottles of 8% cider and I am fine! At least you found an equally lightweight lass to match.
bd907c No.168885
>>168883
>not even a Hanayo
'that one too'
71da5c No.168886
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im a horticulturalist
i love my weed fam
bf3982 No.168887
Quads for my big game going well tbh
and also druids let's be fair
bf3982 No.168889
4b811e No.168890
>>168873
stay, lad
>>168875
U-used to what? B-but sure
bf3982 No.168891
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4b811e No.168893
>>168891
>>168889
What's going on?
d80cab No.168894
>>168874
>This one is for shitposting of course :^ )
Yes and no really. I know it's less on-topic but tbh I get more actual discussion out of /newbrit/. It's just sometimes the conversation goes somewhere I can't follow and I find myself stuck on /brit/ because it's slower and doesn't tend to wonder.
bd907c No.168895
"oohhh I'll replond too"
>>168884
you,
4 guninis? Over two days, am sober now :P :O
03e04f No.168896
>>168878
This is the best one because she stays strong and looks after her siblings.
>>168888 (checked)
Oh lad you don't need to hide anything from us.
94e605 No.168897
>>168888
You seem shitfaced hahaha. Absolute madman is naturally a rampant and cancerous poster.
Also, nice quads little lamb.
>>168890
Being the short blond one :^)
>>168895
>guninis
What did he mean by this?
bd907c No.168898
>>168896
Rice goddess is best tho
4b811e No.168899
>>168897
>Being the short blond one :^)
Oh right I forget you're 5'7 or something like? Like a lot of are /newbrit/ and /brit/ lads and lasses are
bd907c No.168900
>>168899
I'm, 5'8 in mu big boy booys
ad8c43 No.168901
>>168898
>Rice goddess is best tho
Imperium tbh
03e04f No.168902
>>168897
Berto pls use a flag I keep missing your posts.
>>168898
I dunno she's kind of plain and meek tbh.
bd907c No.168903
4b811e No.168904
>>168897
also since you love red hair so much I have some faint hints of golden reddish hairs in my beard no homo
bd907c No.168905
4b811e No.168906
>>168902
>Berto pls use a flag I keep missing your posts.
>ignoring certain posters
smh
d80cab No.168907
>>168890
LAD, you're sweet, I'm not leaving I just find I can post more some times than others.
1951b0 No.168908
fucking gaybos fuck
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*leaves*
bd907c No.168909
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>>168902
Hanayo a best because of that
CUTEST
94e605 No.168910
>>168899
About that, still a good few inches taller than lamb :^)
Tfw will never fight and die for Cardassia.
Why even live?
>>168900
Kek you are like 5'6 or 5'5 at best, lambie.
>>168902
Sorry little lass. The flag has been restored.
>>168904
Unf.
bd907c No.168911
>>168910
Tape measurededed tho
bd907c No.168912
8i wanh an uipa from steni gare
4b811e No.168913
>>168908
stay lad
>Tfw will never fight and die for Cardassia.
dn't know what that is tbh
>Kek you are like 5'6 or 5'5 at best, lambie.
so many short lasses
4b811e No.168914
>>168911
were you wearing high heels, lad?
03e04f No.168915
>>168906
I don't mean to, it just helps when I see a distinct flag because my eyes are drawn to it smh.
>>168910
Thanks lad.
94e605 No.168917
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>>168911
Kek lad if you say so :^)
Who /boys who like girls who like girls who like boys who like boys who like boys/ here?
>>168913
I met him and he is pretty short but pure fucking muscle. Was pretty embarrassing being such a fat fuck.
>>168913
FOR CARDASSIA!
>>168915
No worries sweetems.
71da5c No.168918
*gaydar beeps insistently*
fuck youse
bf3982 No.168920
>>168893
missed the get din I
71da5c No.168921
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*thot posts in retaliation*
94e605 No.168924
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Post your younger years in song form.
fingered my first gf so many times to this band
God damn to be young again. 20 years old. Fuck me I'm an adult.
94e605 No.168928
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Tfw a song gives you a quarter life crisis.
03e04f No.168930
>>168924
I remember seeing that music video for the first time on CBBC.
ad8c43 No.168934
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>he's been dead for 7 years now
bf3982 No.168935
>>168933
vanlad help a nigger out
bitch on POF barely has any bio but I wanna chat her up. How do I get things started?
bf3982 No.168936
4b811e No.168937
>>168924
Don't really have any music like that. Just nostalgic for the soundtrack to games I used to play
71da5c No.168938
>>168935
use your best shitty chat up line tbh
>(to lass) i reckon youre between a b and a d
>(lass to you) what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>(you) i 'c' us together in the future
etc etc etc
03e04f No.168940
94e605 No.168941
>>168937
Tfw you actually uniornically enjoy Pulp and The Smiths now.
J U S T
bd907c No.168943
>>168938
>>168938
>>168938
Day 13, one biscuit remains
94e605 No.168950
>>168943
Must be a soggy biscuit at this point.
94e605 No.168975
Night homo sapiens. Gonna go have a wank, a shower then a read. Sweet dreams, except you Neo you fucking faggot gayboi hopefully you have lewd dreams :^)