▶ 03e04f (91) No.168229>>168234
First for based white women and jewish women for imperium lad tbh.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168230
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168233
>>168227
Together we shall be unbreakable.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168234
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168240
▶ 35558d (7) No.168243>>168245
>>168228 (OP)
>being a mod means I can cheat
At least pretend others have a chance at creating new threads lad.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168245
>>168243
She only makes the threads so she can get the first post in at this point
▶ 7e3e3d (4) No.168246
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH MORMON MUMMY
t. not a spy
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168248>>168249
>>168244
I was gonna space out "I'm not gonna be the one to make the next thread" over 4-5 posts to be all cheeky like
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168250>>168251 >>168253
nth for rollies, white monster and thots
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168251>>168257
>>168250
Why would you want any monster tbqh
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168253>>168257
>>168250
replace the monster with cheap bevies and thats the average night out tbh
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168254>>168255 >>168256 >>168257 >>168259 >>168260
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168255
>the Golden One is top comment on the de la rey song
kek how did I not notice this before?
>>168254
night lad
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168256
>>168254
night lass, stay moral
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168257>>168262
>>168251
tastes good and gives you a caffeine zing
>>168253
you gotta take me on one of your wild nights lad
>>168254
nighty tighty my good man
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168258>>168263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168247
This is pure kino t. Star Wars fan.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168259
>>168254
Sweet dreams lad.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168260>>168261
*blocks your path*
>>168254
night lad
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168262>>168267
>>168257
>you gotta take me on one of your wild nights lad
they're not always wild, like one in 4 are great but the other 3 is litterally just getting drunk in a park
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168263>>168266 >>168268
>Cara al Sol being sung in Madrid in protest at the Catalan vote
Catalanniggers BTFO
>>168258
*demods you*
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168264>>168265
Do we lock all the old threads?
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168265
>>168264
Yes, I'm not logged in all the time anymore so I wait till I do log in to do it
Go ahead if you want to do it idc
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168266>>168268 >>168269 >>168270
>>168263
>*demods you*
Is star trek gayism?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168267>>168278
>>168262
all the same lad 4/4 of my nights going out are getting drunk in the park.
that's probably going to end soon now as well. Now college has ended half the lads have gone to uni while the other half have settled into jobs and their work crews
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168268
>>168263
>demodded over star trek
Aaaahhh I knew I shouldn't have posted it.
>>168266
It's never gay if it's Shatner tbh.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168269
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168266
Star trek isn't kino although shatner's music is high art
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168271
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168272
>POF
>26 y/o - previous relationship was 9 years
>'wants to date but nothing serious'
I like it lads
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168274>>168275
The mod buttons are all so small and fiddly. I'm having a hard time not banning myself when I lock these threads smh.
>>168270
Night night my deer leader.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168275>>168276
>>168274
I hate being logged in as a mod, it's awful.
>tfw banning or deleting something takes forever and you never know if it worked or not
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168276
>>168275
At least we can share the pain together now.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168277>>168280 >>168281 >>168282 >>168285 >>168288 >>168291
>south africa and me still not modded yet
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168278>>168286 >>168293
>>168267
>all the same lad 4/4 of my nights going out are getting drunk in the park.
ah fair enough lad, you just need to encourage your mates to go on adventures places tbh
shame, work crews sound lame af though
▶ d80cab (37) No.168279>>168283 >>168285
>Swansea University's law school is being named after Hilary Clinton
What an embarrassment.
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168280>>168284
>>168277
Lad that's fucking amazing
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168281>>168284
>>168277
his names anprim ya fucking newfag. But yeah that OC is fucking incredable
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168282>>168284
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168284>>168292
>>168282
>>168281
>>168280
>his names anprim ya fucking newfag. But yeah that OC is fucking incredable
smh lad, you never met someone then forgot to ask their name and all of a sudden it's been months and you don't know?
thanks lads
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168285>>168287 >>168295
>>168277
It's not fun being modded lad, after you've used the dashboard once you'll wish you were a normal poster again.
>>168279
>Swansea
That reminds me, whatever happened to this guy?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168286>>168289
>>168278
>encourage mates to go on adventures
I suppose you're right. Might have to think of something fun to do the next time we break out the cans
>spoiler
The lad that works at the pub seems to have a pretty nice collection of work mates. I've met most of them and they're good guys. Can't speak for the factory lad but I'm sure it's about the same.
In the least cunty way possible, I just hope they all manage to cope without me tbh - They're all retards in their own special ways
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168287>>168290
>>168285
Is that the same as Swansea the trip fag?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168288>>168293
>>168277
wait I wanna be a mod too
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168289>>168301
>>168286
>Might have to think of something fun to do the next time we break out the cans
abandoned buildings are a shout
>the rest
they'll be fine, i just hope you'll be fine without them
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168290>>168294
>>168287
I think so, he went through a few names like that iirc.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168291>>168297
>>168277
>you two are fashy bois and I'm a monstrous blob
▶ 7e3e3d (4) No.168292
>>168284
>always ask for names and then immediately forget
have I truly become a monster?
▶ 35558d (7) No.168293>>168300 >>168301 >>168302 >>168303
>>168288
Can we all be mods?
>>168278
>encourage your mates to go on adventures
How do you do that? My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol. It's rather tiresome and boring tbh
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168294>>168296
>>168290
I have his phone number lol
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168295>>168296
>>168285
>That reminds me, whatever happened to this guy?
Was he the paki or the one that shagged another lad at the UKIP conference.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168296>>168298 >>168299
>>168294
How did that happen?
>>168295
>the paki
I think that was TennentSuperman.
>the one that shagged another lad at the UKIP conference
Wew I don't remember that episode.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168297>>168304
>>168291
you're a vampire lad, they can change forms
*shapeshifts into a big flying thing then shoots fiery balls at you as you run across a bridge*
screeeeeee
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168298
>>168296
>TennentSuperman.
He was never on 4pol
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168299
>>168296
We were friends for a while
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168300>>168305
>>168293
> My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol
"hey lads do you wanna pop these pills/chug our drink and go do *insert lad behavior here*. if there is a party in a house you walk past try and crash it, if there is an abandoned building anywhere close go break in and check it out
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168301>>168307
>>168289
>they'll be fine, i just hope you'll be fine without them
*squints*
are you being cheeky lad?
>>168293
Sounds like a good solution to any and all drama associated with modding tbh
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168302
>>168293
>My friends only seem to be interested in girls, drugs and alcohol.
Surely you can exploit that to your benefit?
taint nothing wrong with having thots on the mind either mind you
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168303
>>168293
hop on lad if you wanna be a mod
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168304
>>168297
>>168297
>I can be anything I want
thanks, lad
Not a game I'm familiar with tbh. Only vampire game I played is pic related.
▶ 35558d (7) No.168305>>168306 >>168307 >>168309
>>168300
That's not the issue though. None of them want to do anything remotely cultural or historical. All I want is a good lass to go to castles and museums with me.
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168306
>>168305
>remotely cultural or historical
Division of labour mboy. You have party friends for parties and history friends for reenactments and larping
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168307
>>168301
>are you being cheeky lad?
Nah lass :^)
>>168305
ah cant help
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168309>>168310
>>168305
Have you asked them, lad?
▶ 35558d (7) No.168310>>168311 >>168312
>>168309
Yes, they says it's "gay" to want to do anything more than get drunk and pop pills.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168311>>168344
>>168310
They're right, you fucking gaybo. Who the fuck wants to learn about their history? smh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168312
>>168310
doing anything is gay tbh. I'll just stay at home and be a NEET
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168313>>168314 >>168315 >>168317
Look at that, everything cleaned up nicely before bedtime. It wasn't like this when I started earlier, it was a fucking pigsty but I straightened it all out. All the old threads are locked too.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168314>>168316
>>168313
>dismissing all of my reports
smh tbh
▶ d80cab (37) No.168315>>168319
>>168313
Submitted a fresh one for you <3
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168316>>168318
>>168314
I determined that those screencaps weren't lying because I was witness to you posting those jewesses…
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168317>>168319
>>168313
It was nice and comfy the way it was. You've ruined it
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168318>>168319
>>168316
I never posted jewesses, so how could you be a witness.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168319>>168320 >>168338
>>168315
Reeeeeeeee don't do that I'm a hard working mod now.
>>168317
Lad, some of those had been there for days.
>>168318
Because I was in the thread when you started posting them smh.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168320>>168323 >>168324
>>168319
>Because I was in the thread when you started posting them smh.
No you weren't because they were never posted.
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168321>>168322 >>168324 >>168329
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168322
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168324>>168327
>>168320
There were many witnesses lad.
>>168321
I'm going to be the best mod imouto for are board onii-chan that being Herts.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168327>>168330
>>168324
>There were many witnesses lad.
Mandela effect. There was no post of that sort
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168329
>>168321
made me chuckle tbh
>>168326
night night chum
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168330>>168331
>>168326
Night night neighbor.
>>168327
There's no point trying to get out of this one lad, we all saw you do it. It's time you came out of the closet about your love of jewesses.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168331>>168332
>>168330
>we all saw you do it.
But you didn't and there is no proof
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168332>>168334 >>168337
>>168331
Lad it's time to come clean. Me and Herts support your new found passion for jewesses so please let us help you.
And remember, you can't lie to a mod.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168333
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168334>>168336
>>168332
>Lad it's time to come clean.
Come clean with what
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168335>>168344
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168336>>168342
>>168334
That you belong to whichever Herzog-Rothstein you're in love with.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168337>>168339
>>168332
> Me and Herts support
Have you been discussing things that didn't happen behind my back
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168338>>168339
>>168326
Night lad
>>168319
>Lad, some of those had been there for days.
I'm a good mod
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168339>>168340 >>168341
>>168337
How could we discuss it if it didn't happen?
>>168338
I'll whip you into shape lad, it's time for our /newbrit/ mod traning camp arc but we have to wait another year to actually see it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168340>>168343 >>168345
>>168339
Just watched the episode. Didn't know it was the last until it ended and it said 3rd season something ahhhhhhh
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168341>>168343
>>168339
>How could we discuss it if it didn't happen?
Because you've made up posts that never happened and are accusing me of making them.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168342>>168343
>>168336
I don't belong to her
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168343>>168347 >>168348
>>168340
I got so used to having it weekly, I don't know how I'll cope now. For a while I thought the first season had been such a success that they'd made the anime continuous until they got concurrent with the manga smh.
>>168341
No lad, it definitely happened and we're all very pleased with your gradual rehabilitation.
>>168342
Yes you do, her kabbalah magic has inscribed her name permanently on your heart. You'll never forget the passion you feel towards her now.
▶ 35558d (7) No.168344>>168346
>>168311
I need new/more friends tbh
>>168335
What was that?
▶ fc8cf9 (2) No.168345>>168348
>>168340
Why have I been locked out of cytube?
you didn't watch hero without me did you?
)^':
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168346
>>168344
maybe you should… steal a car
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168347>>168358
>>168343
stop it stop it stop it
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168348>>168349 >>168358
>>168343
At least we have boi maid. Apparently it has a lot of chapters so maybe it'll get another season as well
> For a while I thought the first season had been such a success that they'd made the anime continuous until they got concurrent with the manga smh.
pukingpepe.jpg tbh
>>168345
We did, sorry. I'm a fucking cunt. I can watch it again with you
▶ fc8cf9 (2) No.168349>>168350
>>168348
>We did, sorry. I'm a fucking cunt. I can watch it again with you
I can't even get in cytube
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168350
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168351>>168352 >>168355
I'm in love with female SA lads halp
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168352>>168353
>>168351
that looks nothing like female SA
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168354>>168357
>>168353
You're blind proof enough that you find frances attractive tbh
▶ 35558d (7) No.168355>>168356 >>168357
>>168351
Who is that? Pic related is female SA.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168356
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168357>>168361 >>168365
>>168354
She's qter if you watch the show. Mummy instincts tbh
>>168355
/brit/anon went on a dating website and now this random lass is the new SA cause she's Christian but isn't really
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168358>>168360 >>168362
>>168347
You were made for each other, it's so romantic.
>>168348
Hopefully there's a lot more of it, it's a promising concept. I just finished torrenting the last episode earlier.
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168359>>168360
FRESH DY
At the bridal store to get her wedding dress
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168360>>168363
>>168358
>Hopefully there's a lot more of it, it's a promising concept. I just finished torrenting the last episode earlier.
nice
>>168359
are you marrying her, lad?
▶ 35558d (7) No.168361>>168366
>>168357
So she is SA because she is a Christian but isn't really? Could be numerous lasses then as many claim to be Christian but aren't virgins or are/pretend to be bisexual.
▶ 40c219 (20) No.168362>>168367 >>168370 >>168372
Going to bed tbh lads
>>168358
>You were made for each other, it's so romantic.
I said stop it
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168363
>>168360
>are you marrying her, lad?
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168364
Imperium lass is single again, i messaged her about it and she blocked me. wtf. Some people are so sensitive…
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168365>>168366
>>168357
>/brit/anon went on a dating website and now this random lass is the new SA cause she's Christian but isn't really
for fuck's sake so she doesn't look like SA then why so autistic
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168366
>>168361
>>168365
tbh lads I didn't start the meme I just like it cause she's qt
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168367
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168368
*zooms into thread*
alaikum
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168369>>168370 >>168371 >>168406
1939 SHALL COMMENCE AGAIN
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168370>>168372 >>168373
Beddy byes now, be good while I'm gone.
>>168362
Sleep tight lad, dream of her or her the jewess fairy will get you.
>>168369
90% seems a bit steep for a world-changing decision if you ask me. I wonder what kind of independent oversight the ballot counters had.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168371>>168373
>>168369
it's not valid though is it
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168372
>>168370
>>168362
Night lasses. I'll try to make the mod page comfy again
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168373
>>168370
The No supporters abstained mostly iirc
>>168371
Depends on who you ask
Won't be officially recognised though. Doubt it will come to violence smh but there's always hope
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168375>>168376
won't forgive me hmmm, well then there's no limit to what i can do…
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168376>>168378
>>168375
that's a bit ominous lad
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168377>>168380 >>168398
Breaking news before bedtime, Are Liz just BTFO Disneyshit.
British Empire Strikes Back: Queen snubs Star Wars
http://news.sky.com/story/amp/british-empire-strikes-back-queen-snubs-star-wars-11063132
>The Crown Estate said the location was unsuitable for the film and that it would not be influenced by "star names or star films".
niiiiight
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168378
>>168376
I'll give her a day and then I'll go full troll on her until she rages and messages me in a angry fit.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168379
>168377
Based, but you're not getting another (You) from me though. Kissuu though
▶ 39bfc6 (15) No.168380>>168381
Night lads
>>168377
BASED LIZ
I bet she browses /tv/
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168381
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168382
Any lads, lasses volunteer me a good song to play as theme music to online dating addiction video? I was thinking Robert Palmer's 'addicted to love' or Airsupply's 'all out of love'.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168383>>168399
>illegal referendum in which opposing voters will have abstained
>held randomly by some local governments
>in a state in which the schools are used to indoctrinate the children
not exactly reliable
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168384>>168385
well either way she's chatting to me tommorow whether she's like it or not, it can be the easy way or the hard way
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168385
>>168384
why are you here again, lad?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168387>>168388
>>168386
going to bed, lad? Night
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168388>>168389
>>168387
another night of no sleep
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168389>>168390
>>168388
Oh, you've been awake for days?
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168390>>168391
>>168389
nah but i find it very hard to sleep my throat is always dry
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168391
>>168390
smh. I guess it's that time of the year. I'm sure you can take something that helps though
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168393>>168394
Ahhhhh lads
there isn't ANYTHING quite so pleasant as the feel of the chilly and moderately power early 6 o'clock winds on your bareskin. I love it.
The winds this morning were especially good, they were cold and had a good bit of energy too them, but they weren't filling my room up with cold air. Very nice tbh, would pay for it bottled.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168394
>>168393
got up at half six and opened the window and went back to bed tbh
effect is ruined a bit by the 24/7 stream of vehicles just outside the window though smh
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168395>>168397
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168397
▶ d80cab (37) No.168398
>>168377
GOD SAVE YOUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
▶ d80cab (37) No.168399
>>168383
All schools are used to indoctrinate children.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168400>>168401
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168401>>168402
>>168400
Well lad, did you dream of her or did you get the fairy? And before you say anything I saw that post before you deleted it last night.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168402>>168403
>>168401
What post? There were no fairy visits
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168403>>168404
>>168402
So you did dream of her then, good lad.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168404>>168405
>>168403
I didn't dream of anything
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168405>>168407
>>168404
That's what you think, goy toy.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168406>>168407 >>168408
>>168369
>population is 7.5 million
>2.2 million votes
I wonder what proportion of the population is eligible to vote.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168407>>168408 >>168409
>>168406
They were all eligible because there was no age or ID requirement
>>168405
I didn't dream of anything
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168408>>168411
Two days ago: Boris Reciting Kipling's Mandalay'
>https://order-order.com/2017/09/30/boris-reciting-kiplings-mandalay/
Today: Mass Shooting Outside Las Vegas’ Mandalay Bay; 20+ Dead, 100+ Injured; Strip Shut Down
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/10/02/las-vegas-report-one-gunman-open-fire-mandalay-bay-casino/
SPOOKED
Who will Boris target next?
>>168406
We were probably eligible to vote if we'd gone in tbh.
>>168407
Your subconscious holds many secrets lad.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168409>>168410 >>168412
>>168407
>there was no age or ID requirement
So the electorate is 7 billion then?
▶ d80cab (37) No.168410>>168412
>>168409
With each person voting as many times as they like?
▶ df8714 (11) No.168411>>168412
>>168408
>Your subconscious holds many secrets lad.
>even things that didn't happen mean she owns me
aaaaaahhhh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168412>>168413 >>168414
Germany Investigating Two Former Nazi SS Death Squad Members
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2017/10/01/germany-investigating-two-former-ss-death-squad-members/
>Two suspected members of Adolf Hitler’s mobile “Einsatzgruppen” death squads identified by the Simon Wiesenthal Center have been tracked down by German reporters but deny participating in wartime massacres. The two elderly men were both on a list of 80 former Einsatzgruppen members provided in late 2014 by the Wiesenthal Center to German authorities with the expectation that they could still be alive.
>One suspect, 94-year-old Kurt Gosdek, told Kontraste in an interview earlier this month at his home in northwestern Germany that, although he was part of the unit in Ukraine in 1941, he had worked behind the lines repairing vehicles. He claimed to know nothing of any massacres. “When I was assigned to the workshop service it was relatively quiet, one had only one’s work,” he said. “Not the shooting.”
>Following the Einsatzgruppen massacres, the Nazis established death camps and in total killed some 6 million Jews as well as others. Gosdek said he was “surprised” when he heard about the Holocaust after the war. “It’s simply unbelievable that something like that happened,” he said.
>Herbert Wahler, 95, confirmed that his name was on the Einsatzgruppen roster but refused other comment, according to transcripts of the interviews provided to The Associated Press. “If you want to question me, then you’re out of luck,” he said at his home in central Germany. “I also have nothing to hide and from me you won’t hear anything.”
It's always bully pensioners o'clock in Germany.
>>168409
>>168410
Obviously lad, we iz all humans and citizens of earth after all.
>>168411
She'll own your blood too when she has your children.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168413>>168415 >>168416
>>168412
>killed some 6 million Jews as well as others
NEVER FORGET
>She'll own your blood too when she has your children.
aaahhhh
▶ d80cab (37) No.168414
>>168412
>Obviously lad, we iz all humans and citizens of earth after all.
Even if we're fascist Castilians?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168415>>168417
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Sam Hyde does it again. Herts will like the news anchor tbh.
>>168413
She'll take very good care of it lad.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168416>>168418
>>168413
>>killed some 6 million Jews as well as others
Classic yidbart tbh, never mind that most of the holocaust victims were goyim just list them under "others"
▶ df8714 (11) No.168417
>>168415
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Stop it
▶ d80cab (37) No.168419
>>168418
He was cut down in his prime tbh, poor lad
▶ df8714 (11) No.168420>>168426
>forgot to have breakfast and now it's too late.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168421
Is it shitpost oclock yet?
▶ ef8d26 (10) No.168424
The new rigor Mortis was eh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168426>>168429
>>168420
You won't forget to have breakfast when your jewfu makes it for you every day.
>>168425
Why do muslim girls have double chins and hamster cheeks from birth until death?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168427
Report: Middle East Refugees to Begin Arriving to U.S. from Australia
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/10/01/report-middle-east-refugees-to-begin-arriving-to-us-from-australia/
>The first group of 1,250 mostly male Middle Eastern refugees is expected to soon arrive in the United States from Australia. The transfer of refugees comes after President Trump failed to shutter an Obama-era deal that could bring tens of thousands of the refugees’ family members to the U.S. in years to come.
Drumpf is no match for the Eternal Ausfag.
▶ df8714 (11) No.168428
Going out for a bit now lads
See you
▶ d80cab (37) No.168429>>168484
>>168426
Now you mention it, they are often quite podgy aren't they.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168430>>168431 >>168484 >>168523
Let's go full overshitpost
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168431>>168484
>>168430
I just don't get it, how are they so fat. What do they even eat that's so fattening?
▶ d80cab (37) No.168433>>168435
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168434>>168435
>>168432
>tfw no gurkha maid with over 50 confirmed kills in Afghanistan
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168435
>>168434
>>168433
I like New Zealand. And yeah that picture does make me feel a bit Imperialist.
We need to conquer other ethnic groups and make them wear our clothing. It's cute.
▶ bba4e2 (1) No.168436>>168437 >>168438
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168437>>168438
>>168436
Imagine being Emperor of Ethiopia during the time when the entirety of Africa is being cucked by Europeans.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168438
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168440
*teleports behind you*
heh
▶ 28929b (21) No.168441>>168443
>tfw im not the man meat in a scully and jen sandwich
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168443>>168459
>>168441
y do u like horsefaced gash lass
▶ fe02db (4) No.168444>>168446 >>168447
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168445
>>168442
this is our future too
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168446>>168449
>>168444
What should we do about the white male problem, lad?
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168447>>168448 >>168449
>>168444
50 dead 200 injured
holy heck
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168448>>168450
>>168447
the number of dead will rise
▶ fe02db (4) No.168449
>>168446
>>168447
I dunno tbh old guy probably lost everything on gambling, got a gun and went postal. I mean vegas isn't exactly full of wonderful people
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168450>>168451
>>168448
So possibly a world record?
▶ fe02db (4) No.168451>>168457
>>168450
Robot uprising tbh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168455>>168456 >>168457
Punished Captain Britain. His costume looks pretty cool tbh
>>168454
Oh so an Imperium cunt drove him mad as she wasn't that submissive womyn he thought she'd be
▶ fe02db (4) No.168456>>168458
Wedding today, got my suit on lassies, form an orderly queue ;)
>>168455
Isn't captain Britain a Muslim woman?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168457>>168461
>>168451
All the suspects seem to be boomer retirees.
>>168453
Captain Britain is one of the worst capeshit heroes ever written and his mask is an eyesore. He's what you get when you ask a liberal yank jew to write a British character when all they know about Britain is King Arthur, the Beatles and Scotland.
>>168455
He doesn't look nearly so bad when he takes off the mask.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168458
>>168456
>Isn't captain Britain a Muslim woman?
Yeah. It's just a muslim woman. I don't even think she wears an uniform. She's just quintessentially British
▶ 28929b (21) No.168459>>168460
>>168443
what do you mean and who do you mean
theyre both sexy af
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168460>>168462
>>168459
theyve got equine boats lad
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168461>>168464
>>168457
>his mask is an eyesore
Yeah
You read comics? You do so many nerd things smh
▶ 28929b (21) No.168462
>>168460
i still dont know what you mean
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168464>>168467
>>168461
I don't read them, I just know his background. It's like every bad Hollywood adaptation of Arthurian legends combined, so Merlin gives this random dude the powers of King Arthur so he can "defend Britain" from a load of bullshit magic people that no other Marvel hero cares about. Eventually he becomes depressed and lives in a tiny lighthouse on a remote island with a bunch of X-Men rejects. His adventures are so mediocre that all anybody knows about Brian Braddock is that he retired and forced some muslim woman to take over.
Think of how capeshit treats Greek and Norse mythology to contextualize characters like Wonder Woman and Thor, then imagine it's British mythology but even lazier and you'll understand Captain Britain. They could have made him a WW2 super soldier, and that would have been fine because everyone assumes he's just an honest Captain America ripoff. But no, they had stick in unicorns and witches and other bullshit.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168465>>168466 >>168467
Also I'm not a nerd aaaaaaaahhhh.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168466>>168473
>>168465
>knows all that about captain britain
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168467>>168473
>>168464
They tied Hellboy to Britain too somehow and has him wield Excalibur, but I never read it.
>tfw no super soldier Captain Britain from are glorious imperial days
>>168465
I-I'm sure you just came by the trivia somehow and have a good memory.
▶ 28929b (21) No.168468>>168469 >>168470
I saw a thing Common Filth retweeted and it said Lauren Southern had a "history of dating black men". Is this true? I know of one picture of her with a curry, but that's all.
Anyone have proof?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168470
>>168468
I think it's just a meme. He just loves disparaging white people smh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168471
>>168469
tbh we bully her for that too even if it's not true
>it's a Milo marries a black man episode
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168472
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Oh sweet. Fresh Civic Fencer
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168473>>168474
>>168466
Aaaaaaahhhh
>>168467
>let's move this demon american guy to London because it's like New York but spookier
>who cares that uses guns, he's Britain so let's give him Excalibur
Yank storytelling smh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168474>>168475 >>168476
>>168473
Guns are banned in Britain, lass. You know it makes sense.
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168475
>>168474
he could have used an air pistol smh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168476
>>168474
It could have been set in the 1980s aaaaaaaaahhhh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168478>>168479
>>168477
She has the skin tone
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168479>>168480
>>168478
How many more people will have to die before we ban assault boomers?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168480
>>168479
What would we do with all the migrants that are here to wipe their arses?
▶ 28929b (21) No.168481>>168482
>writing
>look at word count
>666 words
>spoopy
>mfw
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168482>>168486
>>168481
this your fantasy book, lad?
▶ 21c827 (6) No.168483
▶ ffc315 (1) No.168484>>168485 >>168490
>>168425
>>168429
>>168430
>>168431
>why are brown people from the middle east fat
It's the west's fault, sort of. These people were always relatively poor(compared to their present day selves) and the discovery of oil has made them very rich(and lazy), very fast thanks to the west buying oil from them, that coupled with the introduction of fast food by the west has made middle easterners a bunch of fat fucks. It's not uncommon to see fast food chains like KFC and Pizza Hut in places like Iraq.
It's called new world syndrome or something, look up that it explains things better
Ok there's my useless information post of the day
I just came by to say hi. I'm going back to bed now because I feel like death
lastly I bet one of those new plastic ten quid notes that the vegas boomer shooter was a muslim convert
goodnight
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168485
>>168484
Hey lass was wondering where you were yesterday. G-goodnight
▶ 28929b (21) No.168486>>168487
>>168482
no
i started a fantasy story last night, a short one i hope rather than a novel like the other one
i realise now this novel will take a long time to complete where as before i was thinking to have it done by christmas i realise that isnt going to happen i dont know how long itll be. its done when its done is my new attitude.
so in the mean time i also want to write shorter fantasy stories and try and build an audience with them so im not starting from scratch with the novel. it can take a long time to build an audience too so i should get started right away, not just spending several months writing a novel then throwing it out there with nothing preceding it. i can write a few of them (short stories) then publish them in one collection. ill use the money i get for christmas to pay someone to draw a cover for me from somewhere. and i think i should have written several short stories by christmas. fortunately erotica stuff i can just use stock images for that like everyone else.
i have decided to spend mon-wed writing short fantasy stories
thurs & fri writing the novel
and sat and sun writing erotica
i feel good and i am confident i can succeed in this endeavour
i have also recieved another critique by someone who told me they felt "enchanted" by my writing (up to a point anyway which is when their critique came in)
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168487
>>168486
If you can keep at it that's good I guess. Just seems like you set yourself so many big goals it gets a bit hard to stick with it.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168489
>>168488
sweet Hitler dubs
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168490
>>168484
Based, we'll wipe out the saracen threat by spreading the obesity epidemic.
>goodnight
Smh what's wrong with your sleep schedule.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168491>>168492 >>168493 >>168496
Look at my cooking, I even seasoned the beans.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168492>>168494
>>168491
>letting beans get the toast soggy
smh
you need a sausage dam lad
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168493>>168494 >>168531 >>168632
>>168491
Nice if you like runny yolk and beans I guess
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168494
>>168492
The toast is nice when it's soft and tasty smh. I used to be autistic about not letting beansauce touch anything but daddy forced me to eat it with beans on top so I gave up.
>>168493
I don't usually have fried eggs but when I do I like to spread the yolk around a bit. Normally I only have eggs scrambled if at all.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168495>>168497 >>168499
>it's a brother's single mummy bullies me for being too spoiled episode
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168496
>>168491
nice 1970s china dude
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168497
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168498>>168501 >>168503
>it's a grandmummy spreads butter on my toast when I just asked for salami
>it's a people assume you like butter on bread episode
I remember she used to bully me too before she forgot everything
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168499
>>168495
punch her in the fanny
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168500>>168502 >>168506
pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168501>>168506
>>168498
iktf lad, ask for marmite toast and get butter then marmite, im not fucking having it anymore reeeeeeeeeee just fucking marmite you stupid twats ahhhhhhh
▶ a5a488 (9) No.168502>>168504
>>168500
sniper, get down!
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168503
>>168498
>eating dry toast
That sounds terrible lad, lurpak or nothing.
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168504>>168506
>>168502
Based boomers tbh.
▶ e4fd7c (1) No.168505>>168506 >>168507
This is the worst fucking wedding ever please kill me
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168506>>168508 >>168510 >>168512
>>168500
*shoots you*
>>168501
exactly, people should stop making assumptions about spreads and gender
>>168504
melted cheese tbh
>>168505
at least it's not an interracial wedding, right?
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168507>>168509 >>168510
>>168505
I always just go and play with whatever random nieces and nephews and other small, equally bored children are about at any given family event tbh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168508>>168510
>>168506
Anprim's family have always sounded a bit civic tbh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168509
>>168507
Same, lad. Kids or dogs. It's just more fun for me to play than socialise smh
▶ 16e3b3 (1) No.168510>>168511 >>168513
Ah they've put me on a TABLE WITH STRANGERS AND THE ONLY ALCOHOL THATS FREE IS PROSECCO
>>168506
The lass is quarter poo or so and the lads family is very very rotund
>>168507
All the children are autistic and insufferable and I've already been forced at other functions to entertain them.
>>168508
It's not my family thank the lord
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168511>>168513
>>168510
>The lass is quarter poo or so and the lads family is very very rotund
Based, Like Tara McCarthy
WHITE POWER FELLOW WHITE PEOPLE
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168512>>168518
>>168506
>*shoots you*
eeeeeeeeeek
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168513>>168518 >>168536
>>168510
Reminds me of the funeral I went to in London earlier this year. We all went to the pub afters I was left alone with a table of strangers and too much prosecco.
>>168511
At this rate all the white nationalists of the future will be pale part-poos smh.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168514>>168515 >>168518
>Daniel Lambert (13 March 1770 -- 21 June 1809) was a gaol keeper[n 1] and animal breeder from Leicester, England, famous for his unusually large size. After serving four years as an apprentice at an engraving and die casting works in Birmingham, he returned to Leicester around 1788 and succeeded his father as keeper of Leicester's gaol. He was a keen sportsman and extremely strong; on one occasion he fought a bear in the streets of Leicester. He was an expert in sporting animals, widely respected for his expertise with dogs, horses and fighting cocks.
>At the time of Lambert's return to Leicester, his weight began to increase steadily, even though he was athletically active and, by his own account, abstained from drinking alcohol and did not eat unusual amounts of food. In 1805, Lambert's gaol closed. By this time, he weighed 50 stone (700 lb; 320 kg), and had become the heaviest authenticated person up to that point in recorded history. Unemployable and sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.
>In 1806, poverty forced Lambert to put himself on exhibition to raise money. In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him. Visitors were impressed by his intelligence and personality, and visiting him became highly fashionable. After some months on public display, Lambert grew tired of exhibiting himself, and in September 1806, he returned, wealthy, to Leicester, where he bred sporting dogs and regularly attended sporting events. Between 1806 and 1809, he made a further series of short fundraising tours.
>In June 1809, he died suddenly in Stamford. At the time of his death, he weighed 52 stone 11 pounds (739 lb; 335 kg), and his coffin required 112 square feet (10.4 square metres) of wood. Despite the coffin being built with wheels to allow easy transport, and a sloping approach being dug to the grave, it took 20 men almost half an hour to drag his casket into the trench, in a newly opened burial ground to the rear of St Martin's Church. While others have since overtaken Daniel Lambert's record as the heaviest person in history, he remains a popular character in Leicester, and in 2009 was described by the Leicester Mercury as "one of the city's most cherished icons".
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168516>>168519
went looking for some info on Orania to comment on yt with
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29475977
going to the BBC was a mistake
nothing justified it
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168517
>>168515
I was going to make fun of him then read about him and realised he was actually a good lad who had an interesting life and probably had some sort of condition, poor lad.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168518>>168525
>>168513
>At this rate all the white nationalists of the future will be pale part-poos smh.
We wuz always Indo-Evropean, lass
>>168512
You had to be put down, lad. You sounded like an American mass shooter
>>168514
Oh God that thiccness.
>fought a bear
top kek
> sensitive about his bulk, Lambert became a recluse.
Aw
>In April 1806, he took up residence in London, charging spectators to enter his apartments to meet him
>ywn be fat enough for people to pay you to see you
>>168515
And it was all thanks to his genetics.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168519>>168528
>>168516
That wasn't that bad, right?
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168520>>168521
>In Remembrance of that Prodigy in Nature.
>DANIEL LAMBERT.
>a Native of Leicester:
>who was possessed of an exalted and convivial Mind
>and in personal Greatness had no Competitor
>He measured three Feet one Inch round the Leg
>nine Feet four Inches round the Body
>and weighed
>Fifty two Stone eleven Pounds!
>He departed this Life on the 21st of June 1809
>Aged 39 years
>As a Testimony of Respect this Stone is erected by his Friends in Leicester
They did all this for the guy. Smh. I thought everyone in the past was a bully? It's so nice.
>you will never live in 18th century Britain and be known by entire cities and have friends all over the country and Europe
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168521>>168522 >>168524
>>168520
It's a village idiot sort of thing I guess.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168522>>168526
>>168521
>It's a village idiot sort of thing I guess.
But rich people visited him to chat to him and they said he was very witty and intelligent. Smh. They cared about more than his physical appearance.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168524
>>168521
He was beloved lad. Fat people don't always have to be reviled.
>>168523
Steady on George Galloway.
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168525
>>168518
>You had to be put down, lad. You sounded like an American mass shooter
Fair enough, lad. Better safe than sorry.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168526>>168527
>>168522
Came for the thiccness stayed for the banter.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168527
>>168526
kek, that's a funny way to put it.
>tfw not a BIG LAD who can fight bears
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168528>>168530
>>168519
>immediately frames Orania as in the wrong (muh apartheid, muh racism)
>goes looking for the white-flight-but-won't-acknowledge-it libshits to interview
>makes out like the Whites are stupid for doing this
>praises multiculturalism
>muh economic crime argument
>written by some "quintessentially british" wog
▶ 28929b (21) No.168529>>168535 >>168540 >>168554
>writing what food is at the feast in this story
>suddenly massive craving for sweeties which i havent had in a while
oops
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168530>>168532
>>168528
I guess I just expected worse, even though the angle is obvious.
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168531>>168534
>>168493
>not liking runny yolk and beans
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168532>>168533 >>168534
>>168530
what's worse is the mong I'm masterdebating with who is denying that SA is genociding the hwhites
derovolk videos are so much more pozzed than fascistball smh
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168533
>>168532
also he just pulled "what do you think of the holocaust" so his next words will be "lol so you're an evil nazi and everything you say s wrong"
smh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168534
>>168531
I don't like a lot of things and I get rightfully bullied for it smh
>>168532
How can anyone even deny that smh
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168535>>168538 >>168541
>>168529
Are there any exotic meat at the feast? Swan perhaps.
▶ 8f36fa (2) No.168536>>168539
>>168513
Ah lass please come Save me i'm in Farnham I think
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168537
>you will never be a russki launching nukes from your cool ass erector launcher
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168538
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168539
>>168536
That's a long way lad and I can't drive.
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168540>>168541
>>168529
Lad why? Sweeties are disgusting, I always feel like a fat sack of shit after I've eaten them
▶ 28929b (21) No.168541>>168542
>>168540
yeah me too and i feel like my teeth will fall out
but its the eating part that i crave this is the trick the mind plays
i wont give in though i find it very easy to resist i havent touched sweeties in like three weeks now and dont even think about them anymore until now
>>168535
only at the kings table
tbh i dont know shit about food so im just googling shit like 'duck recipes' for ideas. i cant go into much detail unfortunately. i might read game of thrones in all actuality as i heard that grrm likes to write about food and i might get some useful tips there
this is useful
http://www.medieval-recipes.com/banquets/menus/
it says "exotic presentations" which i take to mean the bird is decorated in an unusual and eye catching way but idk how to find out more info or describe it.
▶ d230e2 (7) No.168542
>>168541
That sounds quite a fun topic to research.
>Exotic presentations of unusual birds such as swans and peacocks
Good lord, imagine.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168543>>168544
When I twist the tuning pegs on my guitar it has zero effect on the strings. Think they're broken. Smh.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168544>>168547
>>168543
You'll need new pegs. I had that happen not long ago to one of min, the mechanism inside the peg broke so it could turn freely but not tune the string
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168545>>168548
>This episode marks the appearance of General Michael E. Ryan, the actual Air Force Chief of Staff at the time, playing himself. He is not a character on Stargate SG-1 created by writers, but a real General in the real American Air Force in the position of Air Force Chief of Staff. This appearance is part of a long running participation by the real American Air Force due to the positive way it has been portrayed on the show and will be for the next 5+ seasons.
wew
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168547
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168548>>168549
>>168545
It's the only show that portrayed the air force as doing something.
>>168546
They look a bit swarthy to me, must be hunnic germans.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168549>>168550
>>168548
>They look a bit swarthy to me, must be hunnic germans.
Open the video and you'll see who I'm referring to tbh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168550>>168551
>>168549
Was he the one demonstrating roundshield combat in that video we watched when 8chan was ded? He's a handsome guy.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168551
>>168550
yeah, lass. Wish he made more videos tbh. Can't wait to see his finished round shield.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168553>>168555 >>168558 >>168561
The time has come for the exterminatus.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168554
>>168529
iktf lad want to eat a big hanyo sweet
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168555>>168557 >>168558
druids tbh
>>168553
*exterminates you*
>>168552
sup lamb
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168558>>168559
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168559>>168562 >>168600
>>168557
LAD
Are you okay? You haven't been on Bongo Bongo Land in a while…
>>168558
Hello lad.
How are you?
I'm back at uni now, I only did bits of the reading for my class today. I AM A VERY NAUGHTY BOY :D
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168561>>168563 >>168600
>>168552
Hey lamb.
>>168553
B-Bertie?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168562>>168563
>>168559
>I'm back at uni now, I only did bits of the reading for my class today. I AM A VERY NAUGHTY BOY :D
only hurting yourself, bad boy smh
I'm being a boring good boy NEET smh. Just started going on walks regularly again
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168563>>168564 >>168565 >>168568
>>168560
Hi lad. It has been a while. I ditched Skype and forgot to say. How are you?
>>168561
Positive but not HIV yet I am not that much of a whore yet but seriously I am very short of money… :^(
>>168562
Good lamb. I did enough of it to be honest. Tfw got like 5 presentations, 10 essays and 2 exams.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168564>>168567
>>168563
>How are you?
im fine, how are you?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168565>>168566 >>168567
>>168563
>Tfw got like 5 presentations, 10 essays and 2 exams.
Hang in there, lad
>tfw feeling second hand dread imagining doing that
>Hi lad. It has been a while. I ditched Skype and forgot to say. How are you?
smh, lad. That's not very nice
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168566>>168567
>>168565
>smh, lad. That's not very nice
dont worry lad we weren't on the best of terms tbh
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168567>>168569
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>>168564
Feeling good, lad. Went out and got myself some new clothes because all the old ones are a bit baggy.
>>168565
Ah it isn't that bad. All about stuff I enjoy doing!
>>168566
Yeah sorry for being a piece of shit lad ;-;
What do you all think about the new Morrissey NEET anthem?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168568>>168571
>>168563
Aaaahhh lad please don't sell your body it's not worth it.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168569>>168571
>>168567
>Went out and got myself some new clothes because all the old ones are a bit baggy.
good news glad to hear it, how much you weighing in at?
>Yeah sorry for being a piece of shit lad ;-;
i guess i forgive you?
>What do you all think about the new Morrissey NEET anthem?
I'll give it a listen now
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168570>>168574
hey it's that retarded disrespectful nipthur character neo likes
I think
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168571
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>>168556
Literal cancer.
>>168568
I am just kidding. I'm not that desperate yet.
>>168569
Still a fat fuck but I fit a medium shirt comfortably now.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168572>>168573 >>168574 >>168580
>mods not banning alberto on sight
isn't that a standing order?
smh
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168573
>>168572
>that picture
Lol imagining trying to explain the context of that to a normie.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168574
>>168570
yeah. Why?
>>168572
*ignores post*
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168575>>168578
>Lee vanishes as soon as I start posting
ok ;-;
Go on mods, do your duty. I understand if you must ban me.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168576>>168579 >>168584
>following orders when the BO isn't around
▶ 28929b (21) No.168577>>168582
I wish I could lie together in the middle of them all wrapped together in a big blanket snug together like a twister from kfc on a rainy day with some fog watching something comfy like moomins or a ghibli film or winnie the pooh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168578>>168579
>>168575
He comes and goes tbh. I thought you were raiding as you both posted at the same time keek
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168579>>168582
>>168576
>>168578
No I haven't talked to him in about 2 weeks since he went to see his bird. Think he has ghosted me. Can't blame him, he is a good lad and I am a bad influence.
But go on.
Do your duty.
I understand.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168580>>168583 >>168584
>>168572
I don't think it is anymore, I'll have to ask Herts. I hope he gives Alberto some clemency this time.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168582>>168585
>>168577
>watching moomins
ahhhhhhhhhhhh that was comfy. Such a shame not all episodes are in English. Very disappointed to end early.
>>168579
Do you want me to ban you so you can do some schoolwork, lad?
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168583>>168587
>>168580
GO ON
DO YOUR DUTY
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168584>>168587 >>168590
>>168576
>>168580
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOD CORRUPTION
MOD ABUSE
I TOLD YOU ALL
*global reports*
*goes to /brit/ to stir shit*
*fetishizes bins*
come back binlad and dafty smh I miss the anti gayist alliance smh
>>168581
hello mysterious lad
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168585>>168590
>>168582
No, I've got well over a month until anything is due.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168586
I want to impregnate her.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168587>>168589 >>168590
>>168583
Aaahhh I can't lad, I've missed you too much.
>>168584
There's no gayism going on at the moment lad smh.
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▶ 28929b (21) No.168588>>168592
Holy shit I just thought of Dr Crusher from TNG. Fuck. Imagine having all three of them! I must have them all REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168589
>>168587
I am mostly straight believe it or not. Kitty comes first though <3
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168590>>168592
>>168581
Lad stop being a creep
>>168584
*deletes reports*
>>168585
You know how I feel about bans lad ahhhh I can't do it *covers my eyes and accidentally mangles you while trying to ban you*
>>168587
Can't impregnate the cat, lass. smh
▶ 28929b (21) No.168591>>168592 >>168593 >>168615
any woman who isnt a redhead is basically worthless tbh might as well kill themselves
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168592>>168593 >>168606
>>168588
Crusher was my literal second wank ever right after a Blondie music video.
>>168590
Kek top lad.
>>168591
This. Lee has a redhead gf and I fucking loathe and envy him for it tbh ngl. It instantly makes any girl leagues more attractive.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168593>>168595 >>168596 >>168599
>>168591
You have a strong celt fetish lad.
>>168592
Who is Lee?
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168595>>168610
>>168593
A friend, never mind.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168596>>168598 >>168599 >>168610
>>168593
>she doesn't know who Lee is
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168597
TIME FOR CIDER AND DIN DINS
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168599
>>168593
>>168596
it's either britposter or lamb
>tfw no sleuthpepe pic
▶ bd907c (47) No.168600>>168610 >>168875
>>168559
it's not a lad or ladess exactly lass
>>168561
Hey shingeki no dragon maid pascal sensi
smh lee lee alon ENOOOOCH
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168601>>168602 >>168611 >>168617
I claim /newbrit/ for the Kingdom of Yorkshire.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168602>>168604
>>168601
wow well done lad i'm impressed tbh
▶ bd907c (47) No.168603
tfw Lamb keeps stealing your laptop
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168604>>168605 >>168617
>>168602
Thanks lad, I took special care to paint my concubine serenading me. (Neo)
▶ 28929b (21) No.168606>>168608 >>168613 >>168875
>>168592
i remember my first wank
it wasnt even sexual
my year 6 friend (i was year 6) who i sat next to just told me to try "rubbing" my willy because it felt nice
i started by just rubbing the head with my index finger which did nothing but i kept doing it thinking maybe it took a while then i suddenly had a brainwave and decided to grasp it all in my hand and move up and down which did the job
i wasnt even thinking about girls or anything, just focusing on the sensation
the earliest fap TO someone was hitomi from dead or alive
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168607>>168875
>>168598
keek that turned out quite creepy
▶ bd907c (47) No.168608
>>168606
>dead or alive
smh lad tbf tho smh best playstation cover and "manual"
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168611>>168615 >>168616 >>168622
>>168605
>>168601
Keek. Neo wouldn't do that lad.
I'M KING AROUND HERE
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168612>>168617
>>168610
Aw it's cute how low IQ she is. The typical lass
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168613>>168619
>>168606
the earliest fap TO someone was hitomi from dead or alive
think mine was some blood elf hunter from burning crusade tbh, why did they make them so perfect
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168614
there there. Don't think, just be cute
▶ bd907c (47) No.168615>>168617
BYE BYE THEN
>>168591
this
>>168610
Lamblet
>>168611
were u seen at digital,,,, erm
hold on my head herts
BLame running? in carniff?
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168616>>168630
>>168611
*cowers before your fast and bulbous mass*
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168617>>168630
>>168601
>>168604
>>168605
Wait I missed this aaaaaaahhhhh
>>168612
Lad I genuinely don't know. You're not Lee because I know your name and Alberto isn't Lee either.
>>168615
>Lamblet
This just raises more questions.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168618
Anime might be 2D, but anime characters are 1D :p
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168619
>>168613
> think mine was some blood elf hunter from burning crusade tbh, why did they make them so perfect
wew
mine was to a porn film my parents owned of lesbian nuns smh
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168620>>168623 >>168627 >>168630 >>168639
>all these lads I don't know suddenly appear after the king of gays and everything goes fast and it's uncomfortable
it 's ok i'll just leave for a bit
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168622>>168635
>>168611
That's such a good OC lad, kek. I'm gonna bug you until you make that childrens book and I can buy a laser printed physical copy. Just think of little kids all around England buying 22st red pepe plushies and going 'tbh lads' just like their favourite character, you could subtly redpill them lad.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168626>>168630 >>168659
>>168623
I know you lad
everyone else is strange and gayist
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168627>>168629 >>168639
>>168620
I lurked here for ages but you bullied me when I asked you to add my flag smh. I started posting here more now though because /brit/ can't satisfy my low attention span and need for (you)'s. I always have both threads open.
▶ 28929b (21) No.168628
I also remember a few nice wanks to Bastila from KOTOR. I remember you could take her clothes off or something and she'd just be in her undies. IIRC they'd be different depending on if you were light side or dark side.
Her bottom was glorious. I would've made her a waifu a long time ago but there's so little content of her out there.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168629
>>168627
I saw you about a few times tbh
watching you lads and the other newbritizens and I can see there's history but I don't know because I'm a brit/pol/ outsider ahh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168630>>168634 >>168639
>>168616
*transforms into a devilish cherub and serenades you*
>>168617
There are enough hints in this thread, lassteehee
>>168620
Lad we're all friends here. What's wrong?
>>168626
that's unironically cool
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168631
>>168625
Sorry lad, I have to eat to survive. This is what fate decrees. Your genes will live on in your descendants, there there.
*eats you*
▶ d80cab (37) No.168632>>168635
>>168493
>not liking runny yolk
▶ bd907c (47) No.168633
"Chirin's bell, where are you now? It's cold and mummy lamb is worried"
"Chirin's bell, where have you gone? It is dark and the other animals dunoo where you gone ;-;"
Awww hello Chirin, never run away like that again!
i-i won't mummy l0-====
Good lamb
And they both grazed happily ever after no wolddf efer et them :{_
:)))) happy lambb
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168634>>168635
>>168630
uncomfortable with new people tbh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168635>>168640
>>168622
Thanks lad.'
> 22st red pepe plushies and going 'tbh lads' just like their favourite character,
kek. It's kind of a dream making something influential like that tbh
>>168632
ahhh the bullies come in waves
>>168634
me too, lad, but this is a safe space
▶ bd907c (47) No.168636
hwey girtl that am>
Pas? And [asta sause?
Would you like some pasta and sauce and then some cheesecake?????? H£LLO????? kkkosjjijiji
good girl (headpats_))))
▶ bd907c (47) No.168638
tfw f cupd to rest my head on
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168639>>168641
>>168620
Smh you'll get to know them eventually.
>>168627
I always thought you might end up here but I still can't quite believe it happened so quickly.
>>168630
Rooooooo stop bullying me.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168640>>168642 >>168644
>>168635
I'll punch you in the head until you start liking runny yolk.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168641>>168643
>>168639
Those boobs are not realistic smh they wouldn't exist irl.
Flat chests are better anyway lad
▶ bd907c (47) No.168642
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168643>>168646
>>168641
she has boobies envy smh
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168644>>168649 >>168650
>>168640
>tfw having a traditional breakfast and your egg yolk gets all over the bacon and all the tastes mix together
I didn't even know there were people who liked eggs but not runny yolks, makes no sense smh. Was just reading and apparently it's some autism over whether they're cooked enough to be safe, what bollocks.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168645
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>the future is here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168646>>168649
>>168643
I have pecs envy, wish I could control them manually like the Golden One smh.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168647
we're having pasta now :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
▶ bd907c (47) No.168648
JUST KEEPING IN REAL IN ALL CAPS
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168649
>>168644
>I didn't even know there were people who liked eggs but not runny yolks
I was always sensitive to it and have since been spoiled I guess. With a lot of food it's sometimes the texture/consistency not the taste that makes me not like it, like I hate potatoes because I never know whether I'll get the texture/consistency I like or not smh
>Was just reading and apparently it's some autism over whether they're cooked enough to be safe
That's another fear I have/had which made me have all steaks well done tbh but lately I like them medium or whatever
>>168646
I don't think it requires much exercise, lad, you just need to lift enough to kind of become aware of them. Feels glorious and juicy as they get pumped after a good workout tbh
▶ d80cab (37) No.168650
>>168644
>when the yolk gets absorbed into the toast
▶ 8f36fa (2) No.168651
AAAAAH IVE BEEN HERE SINCE ONE LET ME GO
▶ d80cab (37) No.168652>>168653
>168649
>all steaks well done
No reaction image. No (You). You don't deserve them.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168653>>168657
>>168652
I always ate mine rare and people always looked at me like I was autistic and asked me 2 or 3 times if I was serious.
How crazy is it to want a soft and juicy steak? I seem to find it hard to chew foods sometimes so I like them softer.
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▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168655>>168656
Took this picture today of the route I run down.
▶ 28929b (21) No.168656>>168658
>>168655
>Passes the pic to my contact in GCHQ
▶ d80cab (37) No.168657>>168658
>>168653
>people always looked at me like I was autistic and asked me 2 or 3 times if I was serious
What? To eat steak the correct way? Is this a Yorkshire thing? I heard you guys boil minced beef up there. Not sure I trust you lot with food.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168658>>168681
>>168656
AAAAAH COME AT ME GCHQ I'M SICK OF HIDING
>>168657
What's wrong with boiling minced beef lad? Tastes nice in a stew like that, doesn't it help you get all the fat out too?
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168659>>168660 >>168661
Wew, just got back from the uni gym, it's so awkward doing your lifts with everyone watching
>tfw when gymbros twice the size of me look
>tfw they're probably sneering at me or my form
Couldn't even do my full routine, some guy had borrowed the weights. I really miss my home gym tbh
>>168626
Lad I'm not a gayist what the fuck?
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168660>>168662 >>168664
>>168659
no lad I meant all the new people who suddenly turned up after alberto arrived
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168661>>168670
>>168659
>tfw you go to the gym and just stay in the power rack the entire time
A home gym would be so much cheaper in the long run.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168662>>168668
>>168660
everyone in this thread has been here for a while, lad
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168663>>168665
stop having weird sleeping patterns
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168664>>168667 >>168668
>>168660
I lurked here since it was created but didn't get the point of making a second board when /brit/ had very loose moderation, you only got banned for shitposting, or maybe I was just lucky and didn't get oppressed.
I started posting here more because sometimes it's nice to post off topic political stuff you can't talk about IRL. Normies are so ill informed it frustrates me, they'll choose their political opinions based on what is socially acceptable rather than what is true. Smh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168665>>168666
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168666>>168667 >>168749
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168667
>>168664
Risqué dress, lass
>Normies are so ill informed it frustrates me, they'll choose their political opinions based on what is socially acceptable rather than what is true. Smh.
>tfw the most cucked of my brothers keeps apologising before and after saying racist things
wtf I love self-policing now
>>168666
iktf, but NEETs got to be free
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168668>>168669
>>168662
*gets flighty and scared at the apparition of unknown people*
[autistic screeching webm]
was just suddenly having bertie and west riding and all of those weird messages like "tfw lamb keeps stealing my laptop" and ahhh
>>168664
yeah lad
that's why this place is mostly for comfy shitposting without having to deal with normie scums
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168669>>168677
>>168668
You're cute lad. I thought you were supposed to be one of the alphas among us though smh
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168670>>168671
>>168661
It is lad, and you can do whatever you like without anyone secretly judging you
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168671>>168674 >>168675 >>168677
>>168670
>it's a womyn at the gym episode
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168672>>168676 >>168679
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>the jews are using the power of thicc to indoctrinate children into civic nationalism
smh
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168673>>168677 >>168680
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168674>>168679
>>168671
>tfw managed to successfully avoid watching this webm to the end
The moment I saw one leg snap I noped the hell out of there.
▶ 8b2d75 (7) No.168675
>>168671
I know exactly what that webm is and I aint clicking it
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168676
>>168672
We'll have to fight them with thiccness of our own fucking yank culture turning obesity into a sexual bonus smh.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168677>>168678 >>168679 >>168683
>>168669
nah lad I'm an autist with nothing left to lose so I just do whatever the fuck I think might have good results like camping in a dog park for 3 nights working for some random guy in a van who I also invited to my town and into my house on a whim
it's worked out so far
>>168673
mouldy pizza?
hi lad
>>168671
that's a kek webm tbh, stupid thot
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168678>>168684
>>168677
>nah lad I'm an autist with nothing left to lose so I just do whatever the fuck I think might have good results like camping in a dog park for 3 nights working for some random guy in a van who I also invited to my town and into my house on a whim
You remind me of myself lad.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168679>>168682 >>168683 >>168690
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>>168672
Like this lad's videos tbh
Actually watched a lot of the episodes tbh smh don't judge meee
>>168674
Don't worry only one leg snaps smh
>>168677
Vanlad isn't grooming you, right?
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168680>>168683
>>168673
tasty special sweety?
▶ d80cab (37) No.168681
>>168658
>doesn't it help you get all the fat out
You're really asking for it now you.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168682
>>168679
join the druid apocalypse cult tbh
>>168679
maybe to be an entrepreneur
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168683>>168686
>>168677
kek
>>168680
yeah boii
>>168679
if anything im deradicalising an altright extremist
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168684
>>168678
>dat filename
… da fuq
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168685
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168686>>168687
>>168683
fuck lad you better not be eating them yet
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168687>>168714
>>168686
kek nah, just stacking them up tbh.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168688>>168689 >>168691 >>168692
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168689
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168690>>168693 >>168695
>>168679
why did they make the characters so fucking ugly?
▶ d80cab (37) No.168691
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168692>>168694 >>168700 >>168706
>>168688
tbh the more you post druids the more i am tempted to take the druid pill
imagine how much fear we could put into our enemies if we brought back the druids, if the EU was trying to start a trade war just send a druid into the negotiation
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168693
>>168690
Because the lead designer either can't draw beautiful things or doesn't want to. And fat blobs are easier to animate in flash.
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168694>>168697 >>168698 >>168700
>>168692
>if
we're doomg it already lad
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168695
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>>168690
yeah the humans are pretty creepy looking. Also the abomination that are their fusions.
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168697
>>168694
*doing
reeeeeee cuntwanker
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168698>>168699
>>168694
Don't take this the wrong way but huffing mushrooms until you see martians isn't exactly what I'd call a druidic revival tbh.
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168699
>>168698
>huffing mushrooms
i wish that werw possible
>whole post
only im a degenerate lax.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168700>>168701 >>168702 >>168703 >>168704 >>168705
>>168694
>>168692
>implying the EU empire would just do what the Roman empire did
smh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168701>>168703
▶ d80cab (37) No.168702
>>168700
Turn us into a colonial province and settle our lands with foreigners?
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168703
>>168700
>>168701
nigga im down to die for my chain
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168704>>168711
>>168700
Aaaaaahhhh I don't want the continentals to call us gay again.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168705>>168706 >>168707 >>168711
>>168700
Lad, this time the druids have nukes.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168706>>168709 >>168717
probably have to fire up the secret druid leyline again to get lads the deets on the druid partay smh
>>168692
you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
>>168705
tbh any insurrection against our traitor-government must necessarily include seizing the nuclear silos and subs
bit of a tricky prospect
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168707
>>168705
and orbital weapons platforms
▶ d80cab (37) No.168709>>168710 >>168713 >>168716
>>168706
>you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
What if I need to pray to the fertility god?
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168710>>168715
>>168709
>muh roman historiography
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168711>>168724
>>168704
Let them say what they want. We can't hear them with are SPLENDID ISOLATION tbh
>>168705
Ooo, right.
▶ ce013d (1) No.168712>>168718
Vanlad did you go to the bank?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168713
>>168709
I don't think it's gay if you pray to the gods while doing it
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168714>>168720
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>>168687
ah fairs, got a good collection going there lad
▶ d80cab (37) No.168715>>168721
>>168710
Lad the Romans would never lie or exaggerate for political purposes, they were very truthful in their reports just like the BBC.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168716
>>168709
>implying sending your goddess dick statues is gay
>drunken druids carving dicks at 2am and leaving outside their crushes huts with runic inscriptions saying "hy bby meet me @ the old oak tree 2morro nite"
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168717>>168719 >>168724
>>168706
>you can't be a druid and a gayist though tbh
Not a gayist lad, but when they draw a girl and call it a boy it's confusing isn't it lad? Smh. I am completely opposed to sodomy.
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168718
>>168712
yes lad, it was pending for an unknown reason, cancelled it and did another one, within 72hrs.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168719>>168722
>>168717
you shouldn't be looking at that sort of thing lad
it's not MORAL
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168720>>168734
>>168714
>no mescaline ever
reeeeeee gimme gimme gimme
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168721>>168723
>>168715
>"Caesar may have conquered the Gauls, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."[139] According to Cicero, Bibulus, Gaius Memmius, and others (mainly Caesar's enemies), he had an affair with Nicomedes IV of Bithynia early in his career. The tales were repeated, referring to Caesar as the Queen of Bithynia, by some Roman politicians as a way to humiliate him. Caesar himself denied the accusations repeatedly throughout his lifetime, and according to Cassius Dio, even under oath on one occasion.[140] This form of slander was popular during this time in the Roman Republic to demean and discredit political opponents. A favorite tactic used by the opposition was to accuse a popular political rival as living a Hellenistic lifestyle based on Greek and Eastern culture, where homosexuality and a lavish lifestyle were more acceptable than in Roman tradition.
smh
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168722>>168727
>>168719
>>168719
>you shouldn't be looking at that sort of thing lad
>it's not MORAL
You're right lad, it's why I quit /r9k/ tbh. Too many gayists, tried to stop it but there's no stopping it.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168723
>>168721
>Eastern culture, where homosexuality and a lavish lifestyle were more acceptable
Orientals btfo
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168724>>168727
>>168711
>SPLENDID ISOLATION
*hauls you off to the colosseum for the amusement of roman normies*
>>168717
It is confusing for many of us…
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168725>>168727 >>168734
>turns volume ALL the way up
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ d80cab (37) No.168726>>168728
>Gaius Memmius
>Memmius
>memmies
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168727>>168731
>>168722
I was away for the tansformation, was kind of shocked when I came back to it smh what happened. I recall normies somehow invading it but forget why
>>168724
Certainly EU won't risk sending somebody to kidnap me when we have nukes, r-right?
>>168725
wakey wakey
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168728>>168729
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168729>>168730
>>168728
gai as in guy us tbh you prancing la la homo
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168730>>168733
>>168729
Defamed by my own people smh. Maybe you have some Roman in you. I have some Holy Roman Aryan blood in me tbh ngl
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168731>>168732
>>168727
>implying whoever's in charge will ever risk mentioning our nuclear stockpile to belligerent non-nuclear powers in case historians write mean things about them in a hundred years
Lad we're fucked.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168732>>168736
>>168731
America used nukes and they now bully the world
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168733
>>168730
I just undastand latin
know thy enemy
shabbat shalom
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168734>>168735 >>168738 >>168784
>welshlad hasnt posted in months
>>168720
Think they got it in texas. Group holiday to get peyote?
>>168725
lass
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168735>>168740
>>168734
Didn't he come by for a short visit a few weeks ago? smh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168736>>168737
>>168732
Yeah but they're running out of money and friends, and what with the open borders and the chemicals in the water they won't have the manpower to keep going.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168737
>>168736
tbh we don't need to threaten or do any of the shit America has done though
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168738>>168740
>>168734
yeah boi, stop off in the amazon for some ayahuasca too, and mexico for some legal ketamine
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168740>>168758
>>168735
>i missed him
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>168738
>yeah boi, stop off in the amazon for some ayahuasca too, and mexico for some legal ketamine
should we just go all around the world and collect all the best drugs from their respective country like coke from columbia, mdma from holland….etc
> legal ketamine
BRB OFF TO MEXICO
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168741>>168753
>>168739
>it's a backie and tummy episode
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168742>>168744
Collapse of British Airline Blamed on Islamist Terror Attacks Against Western Tourists
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/02/collapse-british-airline-blamed-islamist-terror-attacks-western-tourists/
Killing people is bad, but killing the free market is pure evil. Those islamofascists have gone too far this time.
>>168739
Wew, has Herts still not given you a tummy rub lad?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168743>>168753
This one is kind of lewd but I like the style.
DON'T OPEN IT
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168744
>>168742
>Wew, has Herts still not given you a tummy rub lad?
No. He never will. It seems like just writing those words to comfort me is just too much for him.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168745>>168747 >>168748 >>168752
>if you mod neo the gayposting will stop
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168746>>168750
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btw less then 90 days til christmas :)
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168747>>168756
>>168745
based spoiler NAP. Please don't bully me
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168748>>168756
>>168745
what do we do lad
*stockpiles torches and pitchforks*
▶ d9d033 (3) No.168749>>168751 >>168752 >>168756
>>168666
sorry sometimes I don't feel like posting lass
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168750>>168756
>>168746
too soon. I don't even know what to wish for ahh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168751>>168755
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168752>>168756
>>168745
I-I'm not doing anything lad.
>>168749
Ah that's okay, I feel like that sometimes too.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168754>>168757
>>168753
stop being a gaybo
▶ d9d033 (3) No.168755>>168761
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168756>>168761 >>168763
>>168747
lad i consider it gayposting, why can't you just stop looking at penises?
>>168748
you know what we do
*grabs rope*
>>168750
lad im terrable with christmas, i get excited way to early
>>168752
The deal was no more gayposting, he didnt specifiy it had to be from you
>>168749
i know what you mean lad
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168757
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>>168754
yummy yummy tummy alright
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168758>>168760
>>168740
sounds good, just need to win the lottery first
>tfw already get cp pressed pills and pink mandy from the netherlands
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168759
fucking level crossings for fucks sake
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168760>>168771
>>168758
>sounds good, just need to win the lottery first
that's the first step….
>from holland
how can you be sure though?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168761>>168762 >>168768
>>168756
>lad im terrable with christmas, i get excited way to early
Kek, really? What gets you excited?
>lad i consider it gayposting, why can't you just stop looking at penises?
I didn't post a single penis. I am incredibly tasteful
>>168755
whadup you watching Forsenlol?
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168762>>168765
>>168761
>Kek, really? What gets you excited?
I just love it all really lad, i love christmas. I love the presents, i like the music and dont get tired of it, i like wrapping up warm, i have so many good memories around december, all my mates have parties. Lad i just love it tbh
>I didn't post a single penis. I am incredibly tasteful
Costanza.jpeg
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168763>>168764 >>168767
>>168756
What 22st decides to post is nothing to do with me lad, my deal with Herts in the secret Bongo Bongo Land was only between me and him. Besides I can't exactly make promises on behalf of other people without their knowledge or permission.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168764>>168775
>>168763
> I can't exactly make promises on behalf of other people
then why did you?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168765>>168766
>>168762
I guess I find it comfy but it also has a lot of stress for me tbh
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168766>>168769
>>168765
Oh i dont really see that many people on Christmases so its fine for me tbh, how many people do you see?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168767>>168775
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>>168763
Pinky is such a shitty name. Worst decision. Really like her power though
▶ d9d033 (3) No.168768>>168772
>>168761
yeah kek don't know how he can take it. you?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168769>>168770
>>168766
Just family tbh. I exaggerated tbh. Christmas is really just like any other time of the year just with about two days of a lot of family being together
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168770>>168772
>>168769
do you not like your family? Like not even your mum?
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168771>>168773
>>168760
darkwebz and gc/ms testing, also theres no reason to doubt someone who bought it over themselves.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168772>>168773
>>168768
Yeah you'd think he'd get tired, I do just from watching. Just watching and browsing tbh
>>168770
I like them but I also don't like them smh. I feel best when I'm alone.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168773>>168777 >>168780
>>168771
how can you be sure they brought it over themselves though lass
>>168772
>I feel best when I'm alone
do you now feel comfy around anyone?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168775>>168777
>>168764
I didn't though?
The deal was just me and Herts. I've re-read my conversation with him from yesterday and nowhere does our deal involve anyone else's compliance. I don't control the posting habits of other people.
>>168767
She'll always be Alien Queen to me tbh.
▶ 28929b (21) No.168776>>168779 >>168787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjjSJihpgM
common filth reviewing video games a new one
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168777>>168842
>>168773
>do you now feel comfy around anyone?
No, I'm okay around my brothers but you never know if they'll suddenly decide to be passive aggressive, and one of them can suddenly become actually aggressive so it's hard to trust them. Tried getting back with my childhood friend a while ago but I just wasn't able to relax around him like I used to. I am way too obsessed with what people think.
>>168775
>She'll always be Alien Queen to me tbh.
Yeah
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168779>>168782
>>168776
>common filth
Lad…
>>168778
This is exactly why western comics are in the dumpster.
▶ 5cafcb (20) No.168780>>168842
>>168773
same test results as euro gear normally. no real reason to doubt claims above street level tbh
▶ 28929b (21) No.168782
>>168779
he goes too far sometimes but hes broadly right
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168783
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>Froppy will never be your partner
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168784>>168785 >>168786 >>168792 >>168842
Don't you worry lads, I'm getting new ones
They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
https://www.sportsdirect.com/patrick-rugby-shorts-mens-382000?colcode=38200003
>>168734
H O W D O Y O U D O
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W
D
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Y
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U
D
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▶ 4b811e (147) No.168785>>168788
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168786>>168788
>>168784
>They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
for what purpose
▶ d80cab (37) No.168787
>>168776
Don't really care what a genocide apologist thinks tbh
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168788>>168789 >>168790
>>168785
>>168786
They're rugby shorts lads, they gotta be tight and short otherwise lads can grab them and pull you down
Also I like to show off my meaty thighs to all the pretty girlies
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168789>>168791 >>168793
>>168788
we have some girlies here, lad. you should show them off to them tbh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168790>>168791 >>168801
>>168788
O-oh, that's great lad. 22st might want to draw that at some point though.
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168791>>168794 >>168801
>>168789
Definitely not lad, I'm no cam whore. OR at least I'm not cam slut, essentially pay me first and then we'll talk. Besides the resident female has deserted us
>>168790
>spoiler
He'll have to draw anprims legs first smh
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168792>>168795
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▶ 03e04f (91) No.168794>>168797
>>168791
Wew I forgot about that. There's a leg queue forming now.
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168795>>168799
>>168792
howdy my son
what's the news
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168797
>>168794
too many legs have been posted on this board tbh
DODGY STUFF
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168798
>>168796
wow I've never seen a woman do that before
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168799>>168804
>>168795
lemon skunk and durban poison tbh, currently coughing like a nigger at the park
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168801>>168803 >>168804 >>168806 >>168835
>>168790
Already on it lassie
>>168791
>He'll have to draw anprims legs first smh
ahhh I am lazy these thicc pepes are so much faster to draw rooo
>>168800
Show us, lass. A lot of us have already posted are eyes
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168802
>>168800
iktf
>cant wear sunglasses cos thicc lonk lashes
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168803
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168804>>168813
>>168799
I thought you were supposed to be allergic to waccy baccy? Also how did you build you immense network by which you get all of this stuff? I only know coke, pill and shitty-weed dealers smh
>>168800
Ain't no better feel tbh
double edged sword though, they aren't helpful to lads who don't have masculine faces tbh
>>168801
kek saved
you captured my essence rather well tbh
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168805
What did chinkies mean by this?
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168806>>168807 >>168808 >>168835
>>168801
You can also see how h'white and unswarthy I am, lad.
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168807>>168810
>>168806
>top of head
lad too far…
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168808
>>168806
Ooo we got more than just lashes. Smh mine can't compete at all
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168809
by the way every pic you post gets saved
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168810>>168814 >>168820
>>168807
Smh, how are we going to meet up and ever do anything politically if we can't even look at each other lad?
t. gchq
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168811>>168820
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▶ 71da5c (23) No.168813>>168820
>>168804
>allergic
i am, it makes me cough like fuck, but sativas less so than indicas so im seeking out the cream of the hybrids, the haze crosses seem to be less irritating so far, and this sweet tooth is pifffffffffffff
>network
by being consistently disceet, charming, and spontaneously ultraviolent for over a decade tbh.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168814>>168815 >>168817
>>168810
Just meet up at this specific location and bring whatever you need to make bombs as well as any illegal weapons you have
>tfw kitchen knives become illegal as soon as you take them out of the kitchen
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168815
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168816>>168819
>it's a you find yourself attractive in the mirror episode
weird how that can change depending on mood or whatever
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168817>>168821
>>168814
All the people on to catch a predator deserved death but to be honest, how easy would it be for the government to set you up on one of those shows?
>get a lass to message you
>say 'come over to my house ; )'
>you travel there and police arrest you while you look dumbfounded and deny it
>make up chat logs of you being a nonce
>throw you in jail forever
>nobody has any sympathy for you
>memory tarnished forever
I think I remember it being a classic British or Soviet spy tactic to seduce a politician with a young girl, take pictures of them together, then after the fact have her say she's underage to use as blackmail.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168818
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What Pisses Me Off About The Las Vegas Shooting
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168820>>168821 >>168823
>>168810
smh lad you're right
*posts mugshot and body*
also I think mine are ever so slightly longer AHAHAHAH
>>168811
yeah. smh at all these lads with nice skin smh smh smh
>>168813
>we'd
Fair enough lad, you gotta do what you gotta do. How come youre so keen on the old stuff anyhow?
> consistently disceet, charming, and spontaneously ultraviolent for over a decade tbh.
Smh I better start now or I'll never get anywhere
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168821>>168828
>>168817
Pretty sure such blackmail is used with politicians today tbh. And you're right. I think most of them got off though. Still
>you've been shown to be a nonce on national television
>>168819
A handsome lad trapped in a big boi's body
>>168820
>yeah. smh at all these lads with nice skin smh smh smh
you don't have nice skin, lad?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168822>>168824
>>168819
>that image
smh that video was LIES
shout out to my bodybuilder boys who suffer from body dismorphia
YA HEEARRRR???
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168823>>168828
>>168820
>keen on it
keeps the bank balance floating for one, and copious beer+bud is the only way to guarantee i wont do anything else.
>start now
youre probably too late lad :^)
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168824>>168828
>>168822
Rich Piana died of bigorexia, poor lad.
▶ 28929b (21) No.168825>>168826
>Blasphemes god with his word
>Gets throat cancer
Checkmate Gaytheists.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168826
>>168825
Never lick cunnies
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168828>>168829 >>168830 >>168831
>>168821
I fucked it up back in my early teens by drying it out with excessive toning and exfoliation. Been moderately acne prone ever since. It's been a lot better in recent months though -Got back into skin care and moisturising twice a diddly has helped out a lot tbh
Tbf I'm still fairly liked by the girlies despite it so it can't be that bad
>>168823
>beer+bud
kek that's fairly pragmatic I suppose
>too late
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CURSE YE GODS FOR PUTTING ME IN A RELATIVELY NICE NEIGHBOURHOOD
>>168824
Gotta feel worse for all the lads that'll die without being remembered tbh.
R I P
I
P
tbh although I think it's a shitty reason to shorten your lifespan, I don't think it's all that much worse than dying at 80 as a decrepit old man
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168829>>168832
>>168828
The pages of history are not measured in years, they are written by the deeds of men.
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168830>>168832
>>168828
Also yeah I moisturise my face everyday in the shower since the NHS gave me an industrial sized vat of it for no reason. It says it has paraffin in it which worries me lol.
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168831>>168832
>>168828
wouldn't your skin just return to normal after a while?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168832
>>168829
>they are written by the deeds of men.
precisely lad
>>168830
>everyday
good lad, you ought to do it twice for ultimate moisture tbh
>parrafin
no biggie, creams and lotions will typically (always I think?) contain an oil of some variety. It's probably fine
>>168831
I don't think it necessarily returns fully to the amount of moisture it likes. It's improved rather rapidly now I started moisturising and I've seen the same in other people as well tbh
▶ bd907c (47) No.168833>>168835 >>168836 >>168837 >>168838 >>168845 >>168847 >>168875
who is your favourite love live????
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168834>>168839
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168835>>168839
>>168801
Wew I recognize that pose. Based rugby.
>>168806
That's the most anyone's ever posted here tbh, you're really eager lad.
>>168833
Nico tbh.
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168836
>>168833
>love live
what the heck be dat
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168837>>168841
>>168833
they all look bland smh
▶ bd907c (47) No.168838
>>168833
>Wretcho kikky no dragon ricky
>umi-cage
>chin-chan
>umi-too
>ass-chan
>piano-ahhhhh
>honk
>niko-it's your cousin
>hanko-rice
>asss chan
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168839>>168846
>>168834
Morning, lad
>>168835
>Wew I recognize that pose. Based rugby.
y-yeah me too remind me
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168840>>168845
>10 of the dominos are in fact dubs-inos
PORTENTIOUS AS HECK
▶ bd907c (47) No.168841>>168844 >>168852
>>168837 they are literally all the same, except for hair coloure, and Niko is a tomboy and Hanko is a r
ice girl (you)
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168842>>168845 >>168852 >>168872
>>168777
thats a shame lad sounds lonely.
>>168780
gimme
>>168784
>They're going to be shorter and tighter than ever before
mother of god
>H O W D O Y O U D O
pretty good fam
▶ bd907c (47) No.168843>>168850
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dun din din idn udn dundudndundund
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168845>>168850 >>168872
>>168833
Never watched it tbh
>>168840
The heck is a dub-ino
>>168842
lad what do you do in college?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168846>>168848 >>168852
*has curry and stella for dinner again*
>>168839
The rugby anime post with all the players lined up in funny poses.
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168848>>168855
>>168846
>*has curry and stella for dinner again*
What
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168850>>168853
>>168843
dis lad knows
>>168845
why?
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168852
>>168841
>Hanko is a rice girl (you)
?
>>168842
it is sometimes smh
>>168846
Ah… unlike you I didn't pay much attention to that smhh
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168853>>168856
>>168850
gchq tbh
genuinely curios
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168855>>168858
>>168848
I had it last week as well smh.
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168856>>168864
>>168853
MIND YA OWN FUGGIN BIZNIZ
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168857>>168863 >>168866
I don't really get waifus but I especially don't get these bland waifus. How do you even get attached?
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168858>>168866
▶ bd907c (47) No.168859>>168860 >>168861 >>168862
>>168854
Umi (coco pops no choco snaps)
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168860
>>168859
this is post count cheating tbh
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168861
>>168859
I like this one most so far.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168862>>168865
>>168859
tricky-ricky no armin dicky
▶ 5eff9c (33) No.168863>>168868
>>168857
i dont get it either smh
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168864
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168866>>168868
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>>168857
They sing and dance.
>>168858
It's the only thing we had available tonight aaaaaaahhh.
▶ d80cab (37) No.168867>>168870 >>168871
>it's a posting on /brit/ because /newbrit/ has come over all gay episode
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168868
>>168863
I get you, lad
*hugs you without consent*
>>168866
so do ant people.
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168870>>168873
>>168867
Wait what
Time to halt the gayism
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168871>>168877
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>>168867
It's not gay at the moment though.
>>168869
That reminds me.
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168872>>168877
>>168842
legally i dont supply anything lad, i would otherwise
>>168845
this
▶ d80cab (37) No.168873>>168874 >>168890
>>168870
I pop into the thread now and then it's all anime and stuff and I can't be bothered to get into it so I just stay on /brit/
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168874>>168894
>>168873
Just post on both, they're for different purposes otherwise there'd be one board. This one is for shitposting of course :^ )
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168875>>168890
>>168600
Oh so it is both of you.
WEW LAD
Tell the lass I said hi.
>>168606
Absolutely disgusting read, thanks.
>>168607
Is that me and you, lad? Can I be the short blond one, it is what I'm used to after all!
>he has been at her house for two weeks
Christ the screwing you two must have done. Fair play lad, remember to keep it wrapped up eh? Unless you want a little lamb on the way…
>>168833
The descent into madness is beautiful to behold.
Also chaps.
>housemate acting weird
>hugs me and kisses my cheek
>calls me lovely
>says I am "cute"
But.
>bf stayed up at the house over the weekend and left literally this morning
What did she mean by this? Thots need to be destroyed and I will personally do it. If she tries anything I'm gonna call her bf. We played Halo together, that is a sacred bond. Brothers before hoethers.
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168877
>>168871
GiivaSunner was a high quality meme back in its day tbh
>>168872
Ohhhhhhh I thought you meant like the pizza tbh
▶ bd907c (47) No.168878>>168880 >>168896
>>168876
Niko no Cousin-desu
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168879
▶ 92f9e4 (60) No.168880
>>168878
My favourite one.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168881>>168884
arm wrestling a girly wirl is like opening a can with a spoon like it's satisfying but i cud do it eesy lol
(bully i kno))) :P)))))
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168882
Tfw no redhead gf to shitpost with.
Lad you won the fucking lottery don't mess up or I will personally crack your head in, geddit?
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168884>>168888 >>168895
>>168881
Kek what have you two been drinking? I have had 3 bottles of 8% cider and I am fine! At least you found an equally lightweight lass to match.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168885
>>168883
>not even a Hanayo
'that one too'
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168886
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im a horticulturalist
i love my weed fam
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168887
Quads for my big game going well tbh
and also druids let's be fair
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168889>>168893
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168890>>168897 >>168907
>>168873
stay, lad
>>168875
U-used to what? B-but sure
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168891>>168893
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168892
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168893>>168920
>>168891
>>168889
What's going on?
▶ d80cab (37) No.168894
>>168874
>This one is for shitposting of course :^ )
Yes and no really. I know it's less on-topic but tbh I get more actual discussion out of /newbrit/. It's just sometimes the conversation goes somewhere I can't follow and I find myself stuck on /brit/ because it's slower and doesn't tend to wonder.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168895>>168897
"oohhh I'll replond too"
>>168884
you,
4 guninis? Over two days, am sober now :P :O
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168896>>168898
>>168878
This is the best one because she stays strong and looks after her siblings.
>>168888 (checked)
Oh lad you don't need to hide anything from us.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168897>>168899 >>168902 >>168904
>>168888
You seem shitfaced hahaha. Absolute madman is naturally a rampant and cancerous poster.
Also, nice quads little lamb.
>>168890
Being the short blond one :^)
>>168895
>guninis
What did he mean by this?
▶ bd907c (47) No.168898>>168901 >>168902
>>168896
Rice goddess is best tho
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168899>>168900 >>168910
>>168897
>Being the short blond one :^)
Oh right I forget you're 5'7 or something like? Like a lot of are /newbrit/ and /brit/ lads and lasses are
▶ bd907c (47) No.168900>>168910
>>168899
I'm, 5'8 in mu big boy booys
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168901
>>168898
>Rice goddess is best tho
Imperium tbh
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168902>>168905 >>168906 >>168909 >>168910
>>168897
Berto pls use a flag I keep missing your posts.
>>168898
I dunno she's kind of plain and meek tbh.
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▶ 4b811e (147) No.168904>>168910
>>168897
also since you love red hair so much I have some faint hints of golden reddish hairs in my beard no homo
▶ bd907c (47) No.168905
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168906>>168915
>>168902
>Berto pls use a flag I keep missing your posts.
>ignoring certain posters
smh
▶ d80cab (37) No.168907
>>168890
LAD, you're sweet, I'm not leaving I just find I can post more some times than others.
▶ 1951b0 (35) No.168908>>168913
fucking gaybos fuck
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*leaves*
▶ bd907c (47) No.168909
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>>168902
Hanayo a best because of that
CUTEST
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168910>>168911 >>168915
>>168899
About that, still a good few inches taller than lamb :^)
Tfw will never fight and die for Cardassia.
Why even live?
>>168900
Kek you are like 5'6 or 5'5 at best, lambie.
>>168902
Sorry little lass. The flag has been restored.
>>168904
Unf.
▶ bd907c (47) No.168911>>168914 >>168917
>>168910
Tape measurededed tho
▶ bd907c (47) No.168912
8i wanh an uipa from steni gare
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168913>>168917
>>168908
stay lad
>Tfw will never fight and die for Cardassia.
dn't know what that is tbh
>Kek you are like 5'6 or 5'5 at best, lambie.
so many short lasses
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168914
>>168911
were you wearing high heels, lad?
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168915>>168917
>>168906
I don't mean to, it just helps when I see a distinct flag because my eyes are drawn to it smh.
>>168910
Thanks lad.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168917
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>>168911
Kek lad if you say so :^)
Who /boys who like girls who like girls who like boys who like boys who like boys/ here?
>>168913
I met him and he is pretty short but pure fucking muscle. Was pretty embarrassing being such a fat fuck.
>>168913
FOR CARDASSIA!
>>168915
No worries sweetems.
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168918
*gaydar beeps insistently*
fuck youse
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168920
>>168893
missed the get din I
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168921>>168927
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*thot posts in retaliation*
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168924>>168925 >>168926 >>168930 >>168937
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Post your younger years in song form.
fingered my first gf so many times to this band
God damn to be young again. 20 years old. Fuck me I'm an adult.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168928>>168931
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Tfw a song gives you a quarter life crisis.
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168930
>>168924
I remember seeing that music video for the first time on CBBC.
▶ ad8c43 (8) No.168934
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>he's been dead for 7 years now
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168935>>168938
>>168933
vanlad help a nigger out
bitch on POF barely has any bio but I wanna chat her up. How do I get things started?
▶ bf3982 (41) No.168936
▶ 4b811e (147) No.168937>>168941
>>168924
Don't really have any music like that. Just nostalgic for the soundtrack to games I used to play
▶ 71da5c (23) No.168938>>168943
>>168935
use your best shitty chat up line tbh
>(to lass) i reckon youre between a b and a d
>(lass to you) what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>(you) i 'c' us together in the future
etc etc etc
▶ 03e04f (91) No.168940
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168941
>>168937
Tfw you actually uniornically enjoy Pulp and The Smiths now.
J U S T
▶ bd907c (47) No.168943>>168950
>>168938
>>168938
>>168938
Day 13, one biscuit remains
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168950
>>168943
Must be a soggy biscuit at this point.
▶ 94e605 (28) No.168975
Night homo sapiens. Gonna go have a wank, a shower then a read. Sweet dreams, except you Neo you fucking faggot gayboi hopefully you have lewd dreams :^)