a4d074 No.167485
Emergency late night no links edition posted on phone smh.
a4d074 No.167487
White women and Jewish women for imperium tbh.
75bfbc No.167488
a4d074 No.167493
>>167488
Hey lass, I hope that's really you aaaaaahhh.
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39caab No.167508
>>167485
thanks lass
>>167488
hey lass
a4d074 No.167509
I'm going to watch hero academia and then head off, night night.
33f2b9 No.167510
>2x uber surge change
niqqa wut
7b48de No.167511
>>167508
Hi babe, want to watch cartoons together? =3
33f2b9 No.167514
>>167509
>>167509
bonsoir monsieur
39caab No.167515
7b48de No.167516
>>167509
I love hero academia
39caab No.167517
>>167511
stop bullying Pembs smh
c7afd7 No.167518
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7b48de No.167521
>>167517
Boss, you know me.
You know I love Pembs
I'd never bully him. Not ever.
I'm just trying to compete with him to get your attention.
7b48de No.167523
*tries on new outfit*
maybe 22st will watch japanese cartoons with me now…
33f2b9 No.167524
39caab No.167525
>>167523
kek. tomorrow, lass
33f2b9 No.167526
literally falling asleep reeeeeeee
4fa747 No.167527
>>167526
Pass me some sleep, lad.
7b48de No.167528
>>167525
Hi want to watch hero?
fb818d No.167529
33f2b9 No.167530
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7b48de No.167532
>>167531
You sure?
Doesn't seeming me like THIS change your mind?
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fb818d No.167534
>>167529
>>167531
oh
>didn't check the ID
fb818d No.167536
>>167535
by turning off the computer and going outside
4fa747 No.167537
>>167530
What is going on with that note! Did you spray a squiggle on it with an airbrush?
2ecad6 No.167538
>>167536
so it's impossible? shit game then
7b48de No.167539
I'm just as good as pembs could ever be
33f2b9 No.167540
>>167537
phone cable maybe? lel dunno
5a9b7b No.167541
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33f2b9 No.167543
>>167541
night you semite-chasing fuck
7b48de No.167544
>>167542
*tsk*
That's no way to treat a lady
5a9b7b No.167545
>>167543
I'm not a jew chaser
7b48de No.167547
>>167541
night lad, may you dream of aryan lasses dancing in huwheat fields forever
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33f2b9 No.167549
>>167544
id happily defenestrate you tbh
fb818d No.167550
>>167549
dung heap or bare cobble tho
33f2b9 No.167551
>>167545
just a judiac-oppurtunist then aye?
4fa747 No.167552
>>167540
Ahh yes, that makes sense. Doesn’t look all that sleep inducing.
33f2b9 No.167553
>>167552
kek, the equine relaxant is pretty efficacious tbh
5a9b7b No.167554
33f2b9 No.167555
>>167550
not bothered, hed already be dead before he hit the ground.
33f2b9 No.167556
4fa747 No.167557
>>167553
Lad! Be careful, one of my friends willy stopped working for over a year due to regular horse tranquilizer usage.
c7afd7 No.167558
>LSC also known as lord sugar cube banned me again
oh fuck off I was barely shitposting and was no worse than anyone else
33f2b9 No.167559
>>167557
top kek, a few of my lads and lasses have had bladder problems we call it k-belly but no ones had penile problems kek
1ea4bd No.167560
I finally did it lads, the profile is complete. Need to add some better photos tomorrow but other than that like
52cba6 No.167561
>>167560
top boi, start green ticking right away
4fa747 No.167562
c7afd7 No.167563
>>167560
what's this for again
1ea4bd No.167564
>>167561
Oh you better beli-
>first broad looks like a fat fish
maybe not /right/ away
>>167562
>>167563
POF - it's a dating app smh
63965c No.167566
>>167560
What's the desired outcome of this foray lad?
39caab No.167567
no please unban me on /brit/
1ea4bd No.167568
>>167566
do you really not know or do you just wanna hear me say it?
52cba6 No.167569
>>167564
kek, ugly lasses are easier lays lad.
fb818d No.167570
>Draoidh
quite possibly the most ridiculously arcane spelling of Druid I've ever seen
52cba6 No.167571
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ACID TECHNO WAH WAH
ACID TECHNO WAH WAH WAH
63965c No.167572
>>167568
Tinder is for immoral casual hookups, what's POF for?
52cba6 No.167573
52cba6 No.167574
>>167572
the same but with slightly older lasses
1ea4bd No.167575
Brb boys being so productive stirs the appetite
>>167569
You're not wrong lad and while it'll be a secret between only she and I, for that little birdie at least I'm going to have to say no.
>>167572
I intend to use POF for the very same tbh
this lads on a crusade for
PUSSY AND ASS
39caab No.167576
>>167575
> ASS
You some kind of homo, lad?
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c7afd7 No.167578
>>167567
mods are cunts
>>167575
>yankspeak
52cba6 No.167579
>>167576
it does sound a bit gay when you say it like that
4fa747 No.167580
>>167564
>POF
Lots of bovine women use that site, lad.
52cba6 No.167581
>>167580
gotta take the rough with the smooth tbh
52cba6 No.167582
cant go raving im too tired fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
71a2a9 No.167583
>tfw banned for Bongo Bongo Landposting
c7afd7 No.167584
>>167583
>mods decided to ban fun
This is why we're here lad
39caab No.167585
>>167583
>tfw forgot what I was banned for
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7b48de No.167590
>>167588
>>167589
What's wrong boss?
39caab No.167592
>>167590
I was banned from /brit/ whatever
4fa747 No.167593
7b48de No.167594
>>167592
I never saw the appeal of that place
They are such a boring and unimaginative bunch
1ea4bd No.167595
>>167576
lad…
>>167578
>hearing but not listening
>>167580
I'm witnessing that first hand tbh
>>167587
sleep tight lad
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c7afd7 No.167600
/brit/ is comfy when shitposting tbh
Night those of you that are still awake
39caab No.167601
8be1a7 No.167603
*gets exactly 8 hours sleep*
>>167602
quick rundown on this illegal memie
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e595f6 No.167607
>167401
i swear on me mams life that before i day im going to have a proper go on those milkers of hers
f8a09f No.167608
>>167513
>posting best khazar mummy
Good lad
fb818d No.167609
*gets up on GOOD OLD 9:11*
7437a9 No.167610
hmmmmmmmmmnn maccy ds or not
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e595f6 No.167613
Turned off the PC last night and was a bit resistant but I forced myself. Then I got some BLACKED tea and watch Star Trek in bed. Highly comfy, in all actuality.
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a0d68f No.167615
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>>167613
Did you watch Star Trek: Discovery?
Video seems a bit cruel…
e595f6 No.167616
I got out of bed and immediately went for a walk through the park. Then I read some and went on the piano also. I practically learned half of one song within about 20 minutes, I sped through it so damn fast. Can't play it well, but I'm talking about just memorizing it and I can play it very slowly.
I read some more then too and watched some YouTube videos. Now I am waiting for mummy 1 & 2 to fuck off out so I can clean and shower. On Sundays I like to wait for them to leave before I do that stuff as I can then take my time with it all and possibly do some washing up to ensure I do not run out of clothes because mummy is very slow with that stuff.
I have also read some articles on yourbrainonporn.com
a0d68f No.167618
>>167616
Just do your own thing. Ignore the mummys,
e595f6 No.167619
>>167615
No I'm watching through TNG. I never seen it all, just watched a lot of random episodes, mostly from later seasons.
I did download Discovery but I know it's going to an SJW shitfest and that's what everyone is saying it is. I might force myself to watch it so I can bitch about it on /strek/ though with everyone else, which sounds like fun.
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a0d68f No.167622
>>167621
Bored enough to be my virtual assistant?
7437a9 No.167623
>>167622
what the fuck does that mean?
a0d68f No.167624
>>167623
It means I give you instructions and you try doing what I said online for me.
7437a9 No.167625
>>167624
kek fuck that, stick it up your arse
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fb818d No.167627
>>167626
I am bewaken, yet arest
sore ist mine arse from locomotion
no action betake I today
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1ea4bd No.167631
>>167629
ayo niqqa
This sweet summer child is doing exceptionally alright this morning. It's grey outside and I cba getting up, could use a caffeine zing tbh
how about yourself lad - 'word up' with you? haha
1ea4bd No.167632
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>There are people ITT who don't get girls every day by wearing good MALE FASHION
7437a9 No.167633
>>167631
just had a green monster and a magic fag, all set up for todays madness. what you doing today?
>>167632
>fashion
kek no
1ea4bd No.167634
>>167633
>today's madness
Is it that scumtek today? I assumed on friday you were gonna be gone all weekend hot stepping kek
>what are you doing
ahhh I forgot I had things I needed to do.
I have to go fishing through me clothes cupboard to find my rugby shorts to see if I need to replace them for wednesday. I also have to do like 5 different homework pieces.
Other than that I think I'm gonna read that Terrence Mckenna book
>fahion
I don't really like current men's fashion trends, and I also don't like the poncy culture surrounding it. I do however think that dressing up is pretty fun and think it's generally a good idea to put out an aesthetic
fb818d No.167635
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FRESH VARG
>it's a lugenpresse episode
28b001 No.167636
>>167635
Top fucking kek, why are they always trying to shoehorn blacks into Celtic history? It's just laughable
7437a9 No.167637
>>167634
>today
scumtek was meant to be friday-sunday, but got moved twice and shut down saturday morning, we ended up in a squat smh. havok in hampshire was brought forwards and is still going, gotta go down and see some men about some dogs in a bit. i fucking fell asleep somehow last night, im getting too old for this.
>tiny shorts search
kek
>mckenna
good stuff, keep an open mind as that whole scene writes like theyre still mashed.
>mens fashion, aesthetic
agreed, i go for a 90s football firm look accented with tommy mair inspired military surplus :^)
7437a9 No.167639
>>167638
have fun at the park last night lass?
1ea4bd No.167640
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>coughs
>massive phlegm loogie
>nowhere to spit
:(
Also, I hope you lads are doing your rows. Stronglifts is a shit programme but you gotta do your ROWS
>>167635
kek if the juice win, in 100 years all of history will be replaced with vague multiculturalist sentiments. It's an amusing but ultimately scary thought.
>>167637
>no raves, getting old
smh lad that's a shame, but at least it sounds like you got the rest your body needed. You do more than me on less sleep if that makes you feel better, so your now entering the world of normal humans.
>90s football firm look accented with tommy mair inspired military surplus
Good choice lad, I like the sound of it.
PErsonally I don't actually wear anything fashionable, I just like to look at clothes. One day I will wear nice things smh
>>167638
ayup pup
1ea4bd No.167641
Smh need me a girls with thighs like that
fb818d No.167642
>>167639
40k asks for a quick rundown on "these visions/precognitions that van/lad/ has apparently been experiencing", want me to copypaste a response?
7437a9 No.167643
>>167642
kek sure thing,
vaped dmt with no maoi:
1st) hooded kinda ayys in some sort of dome room, told me to knock the rc cannabinoids on the head sharpish, weird crypto gregorian chanting shit throughout
2nd) lots of lads at a massive table, very clear images of a few of them, oddly familiar but unknown except wess and one of my lads maybe. silent except fucking loud heartbeat.
iirc, kek
b75de3 No.167644
>>167639
yeah, got carried away though and tried to outsmoke a stoner and threw up. You have a good night?
>>167640
hey lass, how is things?
>>167641
T H I C C
fb818d No.167645
>>167643
it is done
>>167641 reposted your OC too
>not doing it yourself
smh *steals (you)s*
b75de3 No.167647
>>167646
still feeling sorry for yourself all the time?
7437a9 No.167648
>>167641
dude on the left:
>york oil burner
top kek
e595f6 No.167649
>>167647
No. My gloriousness and motivation is restored.
The forces of chaos overcame me yesterday in my heroic struggle to destroy the porn demon, but I am not dead. The fight continues. I can't do 90 by Christmas, but I can get very close and reaching that point having only relapsed once will be highly glorious indeed, and then I am only a few days from 90 and will achieve that by the new year.
1ea4bd No.167650
>>167644
>tried to outsmoke stoner
GOOD lad. I love to see that competitive spirit
>how is things
Can't complain lad, it all feels a little slow but everythinsg progressing in a direction that I like so I can't complain.
The only issue is I still haven't gotten out of bed, which I will remedy after this post.
>THICC
you know it lad, love me some thicc lady legs
>>167645
>reposted OC
kek I saw, made me smile tbh.
>not doing it yourself
smh didn't occur to me. I'll post the next one everywhere for sure
>>167648]
kek I didn't notice that. Gotta respect a lad that wears his heart on his sleeves (belly) like that tbh
b75de3 No.167652
>>167649
good to hear it, whats the plans for today?
>>167650
>GOOD lad. I love to see that competitive spirit
Oh, and in a simular vein i can now roll fags pretty okayish so i have conquered that corner of my life
>slow but good
tbf as long as its heading in a good place its hard to complain.
e595f6 No.167653
>>167652
here
watch star trek tng
watch star trek the new one i dont want to but i want to bitch about it with other people on /strek/ so i need to
write 1k words of my erotica story
write 1k words of my fantasy novel
read some music theory stuff
read this other book (dodger by terry pratchett)
spend time browsing sites and videos with regard to nofap and why porn is shit i need to effectively brainwash myself by being immersed in this material i want to maqke myself feel hatred and disgust at the slightest thought of porn
b75de3 No.167654
>>167653
i would drop one of the 1k words target and music theory stuff. Lad if you set yourself up with huge goals you'll always fail
e595f6 No.167655
i remembered a bit from a dream i had
some guy poked me in the neck and it hurt
i "knew" in the dream he was telling me where on my neck i should place the rope to hang myself with, instead of where i previously put it
possibly a demon who wants me to fail i shall slay this dog if he shows his face again
>>167654
the erotica is easy to write tbh it takes no time at all the hard stuff is the fantasy and thats just because i havent decided on a story but i can do it, this is me cutting back so i can do sometyhing that is actually attainable
the music theory is easy just read a short chapter from a book i have
e595f6 No.167656
i also had a sex dream with jenny
i was alpha and in control and she was like putty in my hands
b75de3 No.167657
e595f6 No.167658
Did you think that you could defeat me here, in the paradise that I created? I can not invade Europe. It is my birthright, I come to liberate it.
*Blocks your path*
a0d68f No.167659
Manila Tinder is crazy, I have educated women offering to tour me around Makati and BSG. These are the business districts of the PH. I repeat not bar girls.
b75de3 No.167660
>>167658
fuck look at that dudes lats
ab8c1d No.167661
>>167659
Are they pretty though
a0d68f No.167662
>>167661
They're prettier than me. There's a lot of Chinese looking ones there as well.
e595f6 No.167663
>>167660
that is why he is called latsbrah
e595f6 No.167664
http://writersweekly.com/this-weeks-article/how-i-made-10k-last-month-writing-and-selling-erotica-by-
fresh motivation
i am also getting some major fucking flashbacks to porn all of a sudden fucking hell
i also had a brainwave
our shower always was hot after about 30 seconds no matter what temp you set it to, so i couldnt do proper cold showers
but i figured out i can just switch the boiler off with one switch and then we get no hot water, then just turn it backm on problem solved
mummy wont like it though so ill just do it when shes fucked off tbh shes usually gone to work by the time i get up at 5 anyway
39caab No.167665
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>it's a halloween decoration episode
28b001 No.167666
>>167664
>i am also getting some major fucking flashbacks to porn all of a sudden fucking hell
Yeah that happens lad, it gets better the longer you go without
39caab No.167667
>>167653
>write 1k words of my fantasy novel
remember giving us updates so we can steal your ideas, lad.
b75de3 No.167668
proper weird vibes for no reason right now
>>167665
you into halloween lass?
ab8c1d No.167669
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What is this meme about everything becoming Halloween as soon as October begins
Fucking yanks
28b001 No.167670
>>167668
Halloween is an honored British tradition lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain
e595f6 No.167671
>>167667
i am giving no info about my fantasy novel to do so would risk irl identification with waifuposter which cannot happen
>>167666
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39caab No.167673
>>167668
>proper weird vibes for no reason right now
Maybe Styx hexed you
>you into halloween lass?
Not since I was a kid. Don't think we've had anyone at the door for years either smh.
>ywn dress up and pretend to be a kid for sweeties
smh
>>167669
yeah I found it weird too smh. Based capitalism
>>167671
>i am giving no info about my fantasy novel to do so would risk irl identification with waifuposter which cannot happen
DO IT. DON'T BE A PUSSY
28b001 No.167674
>>167671
It's alright lad, just think of it as an infection leaving the body
a4d074 No.167675
>>167669
Extending the holiday gives companies more time to sell products.
e595f6 No.167677
fuck i accidentally deleted the 'mommy cinematic universe' pic
fml
b75de3 No.167679
>>167670
its alright
>>167673
>Maybe Styx hexed you
Fuck i hope not
>Not since I was a kid. Don't think we've had anyone at the door for years either smh.
you have to leave a Jack'o lanton for people to knock on you tbh
>smh
never say never lass. I'm hoping that one of my mates is gonna have a fancy dress party on halloween so we can sneak out and get sweeties tbh
>>167676
ear-ring killed it for me
39caab No.167680
>>167678
Might have something to do with what you masturbate to
28b001 No.167681
>>167680
He's right though, once you quit porn, you look back at it and feel disgust at how vulgar it is
ab8c1d No.167683
39caab No.167684
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>>167679
>you have to leave a Jack'o lanton for people to knock on you tbh
Oh that's how it works? Great won't have to give sweeties to kiddies then
>never say never lass. I'm hoping that one of my mates is gonna have a fancy dress party on halloween so we can sneak out and get sweeties tbh
Kek. You all have that syndrome Robin Williams has in this film
>>167681
I guess
>>167682
It's not like I ever listened to any Undertale music ahhhh
2ecad6 No.167685
>>167684
>It's not like I ever listened to any Undertale music ahhhh
Lad, imagine if you could make a mediocre game but with good art and waifus. We'd be rich and could finance the citadel of nationalism. Smh.
39caab No.167686
>>167685
>Lad, imagine if you could make a mediocre game but with good art and waifus. We'd be rich and could finance the citadel of nationalism. Smh.
had fantasies like that but they do nothing smh. Maybe waifuposter can do that with his book
2ecad6 No.167687
>>167686
I have the entire story, dialogue and gameplay planned out for a game but I know nothing about programming and don't know which language would be any good, smh. I should get over to /agdg/
39caab No.167688
Wait isn't Joe building the citadel of nationalism as we speak?
>>167687
>tfw had the idea and story and began drawing sprites but then realise I would have to do actual work with coding and shieet so I gave up
smh
2ecad6 No.167689
>>167688
Are you any good at sprites lad?
2ecad6 No.167690
>>167688
>Wait isn't Joe building the citadel of nationalism as we speak?
Yeah, I'm happy he is he's a good and intelligent lad. I'll help his party out when he creates it definitely.
2ecad6 No.167691
Damn, these guys sold this entire game just on art and waifus. It's the future as the number of incels and shut ins increases thanks to diversity and lower wages, and rising mental illness. We can make bank, lad.
1ea4bd No.167692
undertale was actually a good game, just massively overrated tbh
39caab No.167693
>>167689
I was okay. It's fun trying to make something tiny look good and recognisable. I think I lost my sprites when my other computer died, guess I had no backups anywhere smh. I was inspired by cave story but I was too much of a edgelord which made some designs bland and boring.
>>167691
Kek. Based free market
>>167690
Wonder what name he'll pick. His first two ideas were so daft keek.
2ecad6 No.167694
>>167693
>Wonder what name he'll pick. His first two ideas were so daft keek.
I'm predicting it will have LOCAL in the name.
>I was okay. It's fun trying to make something tiny look good and recognisable. I think I lost my sprites when my other computer died, guess I had no backups anywhere smh. I was inspired by cave story but I was too much of a edgelord which made some designs bland and boring.
Good pixel art is so impressive, really is a work of art.
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39caab No.167696
>>167694
>Good pixel art is so impressive, really is a work of art.
Yeah.
Never did anything as detailed as that house tbh.
>>167695
fuck off tourettes-nigger
7e4c92 No.167697
2cc1b9 No.167698
>>167691
The music was pretty good tbh, and it's better than most visual novels, it's like cripple girls 2.0: Cyber girls who are emotionally crippled.
2ecad6 No.167699
>>167696
>Never did anything as detailed as that house tbh.
Ya, I prefer it a bit simpler tbh. I can appreciate the detail in things like Metal Slug put i prefer your imagination making up parts of it.
39caab No.167700
>>167699
Agreed. It also makes it easier to have a distinct style I guess, even if some people tend to use that excuse to be lazy smh.
28b001 No.167701
>>167697
Hey lad, looking at pic related, have you ever thought of painting Celtic symbols on your van?
39caab No.167702
>>167697
>>167701
Yeah draw celtic symbols on your van, lad
7e4c92 No.167703
>>167701
kek yeah, want some vinyls tbh, not got round to it though smh.
>>167702
sure thing, then ill post a detailed photoblog for your records.
28b001 No.167704
>>167702
Kek, Celtic symbols aren't seen the same way as runes and swastikas, they're not connected to the ar right yet
b75de3 No.167705
>>167684
>Great won't have to give sweeties to kiddies then
Still be cautious though lad, you may get a rogue child come to your door. Kids are great though tbh
>Kek. You all have that syndrome Robin Williams has in this film
kek as far as they know we will, that film looks class by the way
>>167701
that looks really good tbh
39caab No.167706
>>167704
but he could be recognised smh.
28b001 No.167707
>>167706
True, done properly it'd look aesthetic as fuck though
2ecad6 No.167708
>>167707
tomorrows headline
RIGHT WING CELTIC VAN MEN SIGHTED EXECUTING MUSLIMS AT THE SOLSTICE BEHIND STONEHENGE
1ea4bd No.167709
>>167705
thanks mr skeltal
>mummification fetish
top kek I don't know and I don't wanna know
b75de3 No.167710
>>167709
>thanks mr skeltal
you trying to start shit?
39caab No.167711
>>167705
>kek as far as they know we will, that film looks class by the way
It's a cute film tbh.mum and my family really liked Robin Williams tbh.
>no big friend in a middle age man's body who can beat up the bullies for you
7e4c92 No.167712
>>167710
*punches nearest poster*
1ea4bd No.167713
>>167710
smh lad I'm referring to the image you posted
b75de3 No.167715
>>167711
>It's a cute film tbh.mum and my family really liked Robin Williams tbh.
he was a charming guy but his stand up was a bit shit tbh.
>>167713
FIGHT ME!
1ea4bd No.167716
>>167715
let no one say I'm not down for a fight
*takes of shirt*
LETS GO
39caab No.167717
>>167715
>he was a charming guy but his stand up was a bit shit tbh.
I can't say I've enjoyed what I've seen of it but apparently a lot of people prefer his stand up to his films
7e4c92 No.167718
b75de3 No.167719
>>167716
*fight ensues*
>>167717
well those people have shit taste tbh
39caab No.167721
*strips to my briefs and joins the fight*
1ea4bd No.167722
>>167718
*holds packet of polos in fist*
>>167719
your movements are too slow lad, I see right through them
2cc1b9 No.167723
Halfchan is 14 years old now
1ea4bd No.167724
>>167721
*takes off all clothes and coat body in slippery lube*
ok /NOW/ I'm ready to fight
2cc1b9 No.167728
>>167718
Ey fam when's the next time you're going to the bank?
1ea4bd No.167729
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Eyo vanlad who did van interior design better
you or bubba?
39caab No.167730
>>167729
tbh vanlife seems comfy in a way. How do you make food, clean clothes and yourself etc. though?
1ea4bd No.167731
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>>167727
ON MY ARSE NOT IN MY ARSE YOU FUCKING HOMO
39caab No.167732
time to keep my brother and his gf entertained again smh
b75de3 No.167733
>>167722
*PUNCHING INTENSIFIES*
1ea4bd No.167734
>>167730
>Clean clothes
Laundry shop I assume
>Clean yourself
showers at gym, swimming pool, ect
>food
depends I suppose. You could either prepare food in van using a stove - not sure about food storage
most city folks eat in restaurants, I suppose you could eat largely out of bakers and restaurants ect. Personally I always figured I'd pay a good LOCAL restaurant to do me prep meals
f8a09f No.167736
>>167705
>dirty fascist lapdog w****s
wankers? wusses? wogs? willies? What the fuck is the hidden word supposed to be?
f8a09f No.167737
>>167736
Oh wait, is it whites?
b75de3 No.167738
>>167735
kek you win this time kiddo
*teleports away*
>>167736
honestly not sure
1ea4bd No.167739
>>167738
>*teleports away*
kek see you 2 story arcs from now
f8a09f No.167740
>>167687
>no /newbrit/ walking holiday
>no /newbrit/ nativist training camp
>no /newbrit/ videogame project
I learned some stuff about making games a while back but gave up when I remembered I'd have to do make art assets and come up with a story.
7b48de No.167741
7e80e9 No.167742
>>167728
tomorrow lunchtime lad
2cc1b9 No.167743
>>167742
Great lad, you should probably get a banking app on your phone maybe? Just to see if there's a transaction with my name on it and not someone elses?
2ecad6 No.167744
>>167740
Art and Story are the easiest parts of making a game, you could probably get people on the internet to help you lad, if you demonstrated you could make a game with just placeholder assets.
7e80e9 No.167745
>>167729
me lad, mine doesnt look like a workshop inside kek
your answers to 22s qs are about right, i dont cook food except pancakes or store anything that requires chilling.
7e80e9 No.167746
>>167743
dont trust banking apps lad, smh, my non vpn phone is bound to be riddled with spyware
2cc1b9 No.167747
>>167746
Banking website then maybe?
e595f6 No.167748
I began to make a mount & blade type game a while back but gave up
fuck programming tbh
f8a09f No.167749
>>167734
>most city folks eat in restaurants
Every day? Cities were a mistake.
>>167744
What kinda game you want fam? tbh I don't really have the time for it these days but I'd be tempted to put some weekend effort into a project.
fb818d No.167750
Lads, I am embarking on some culinary experimentation
If my stomach splits and the acid eats my organs away, or if I shit my intestines out, remember me fondly
All material and monetary wealth to go to the establishment of an angry nativist druid retreat
I have made an unholy pot of sardines, some fried along with mushrooms and eggs, with chopped tomatoes marinating within, all to be poured upon pasta for dinner.
fb818d No.167751
>>167750
it's… not so bad
concerned about bony sardines tho
it should be fine if I chew them all a lot right
e595f6 No.167753
some serious urges
im so sad
im worried my writing is shit
fb818d No.167754
>>167752
also with tomato sauce in the marinade and some salad dressing on top afterward
it's kinda like the pasta meals my old college used to do
feeling lots of tiny bones though
it's only dangerous for little babbies to eat though right
I should have gone to the LOCAL shop but it closes way earlier than I thought on a Sunday
>>167753
it probably is
fb818d No.167756
>>167755
post some paragraphs of your writing and you can get some constructive critique
e595f6 No.167757
>>167756
no because then itll be on here under the name "waifuposter" and if i do make it then everyone will connect me irl with this identity
fb818d No.167758
>>167757
nobody cares enough to put the effort in to out you
nobody will spot you from one paragraph that, if you are a good writer, you will change later anyway after revising your text and receiving constructive criticism
28b001 No.167759
>>167750
Doesn't sound too bad lad, I wouldn't have used the eggs though, if you fry up some onions and garlic and heat all the other ingredients then you could have a pretty nice pasta sauce
fb818d No.167760
>>167759
yeah, really missed out on getting some onions and garlic
thought the shop closed at 4, but actually 2:30
Will probably have to use sardines a lot more, they 're about the only cheap meat left smh
2ecad6 No.167761
>>167749
I would never leech off you lad. I want to ask, what programming language is good for making a game though lad? I know there are a few.
Still, I've had the idea brewing for a long time now about a space exploration game. You could pick your faction, which would be things like "British Commonwealth, German Union, Communist China, Eurasian Union, American Republic, Arab Federation, People's Republic of China, Japanese Empire", the background of the game being that nations on Earth consolidated into a few power blocs that absorbed their neighbouring countries then competed to explore space. Whatever faction you chose would affect your position and traits, if you were piloting an Arab Federation Space Battlecruiser you'd get cheaper fuel and other resources due to their propensity for colonising resource rich planets and regions, as well as higher morale due to their fanaticism. British Captain's would receive prejudice from other countries which were Republics or Communist due to their opposition to Monarchy.
The idea I had in my head was that the game would be based around space combat, half the time you would control your battleship from some sort of control panel or bridge with an immersive "Paper's, Please" style interface, pressing buttons and turning keys to launch jet fighters, torpedoes, nuclear missiles, plasma blasts etc. There would be a system for rerouting power to different sections of the ship, you'd have to shut down weapons systems to divert power to the shields to survive an incoming salvo of missiles, or cut off life support to your medical bay to overcharge the Magnetic Accelerator Cannon for extra damage, sacrificing your injured crew. and lowering ship morale. The interface would work like this, to retreat from battle instead of just selecting an option, you have to grab the gear stick which controls the ships thrust and put it into reverse, or push a button controlling the comms or telegraph system and input the codeword to retreat. To nuke a planet from orbit you'd have to turn a key and confirm it several times, then wait as klaxons blared and you see an animation of a planet burning up out of the bridge windows. Something that made it feel more real.
The other half of the time you would play talking to people and engaging in dialogue, talking to enemies before a battle commences, planetary governments, people on your ship as you assign them to different duties, engineering, medical, targeting systems, gunnery, helmsman, fighter pilot, etc. (A bit Faster Than Light esque) These characters would have traits which affected their performance, you might meet a character who is a great fighter pilot, but suffers from PTSD or cowardice. You'd have to build a relationship with them and go on dates or events with them, building their confidence and eventually possibly removing that negative trait from their character. A large part of the fun and uniqueness would be balancing the management of characters and your ship. You might recruit a captured enemy pilot, and if you don't go out drinking with him and befriend him he eventually defects mid battle and sabotages your ship. But if you spent all your time chasing waifus and not managing the ship, you'd never get anything done or get anywhere. (Sengoku Rance is a good example of this sort of thing. I wouldn't want to make a porn game though, just allow you to befriend characters and marry them or whatever if you really want. Get those NEETbux.)
Does any of this make sense, lad?
a0d68f No.167762
Pinays are such hard workers, they kind of remind me of vanlad sometimes.
2ecad6 No.167763
>>167762
I admire Duterte tbh.
28b001 No.167764
>>167760
Sardines are alright, salty as fuck if my memory serves me
>they 're about the only cheap meat left smh
Don't forget canned tuna
28b001 No.167765
>>167763
Same, he's a leader who actually gives a shit about his people and wants to protect them, not to mention his purges have caused the staff at Vice to kvetch uncontrollably
7e80e9 No.167766
>>167747
not from my blower smh, same problem.
fb818d No.167767
>>167760
it is concerning that the ones I got come from Morocco though, what with the growing trend for food-based terrorism from abroad, like the chinkj fake food and kebab "hygiene"
>>167761
Space is oversaturated right now tbh
I've had some ideas for a 1400s-1700 TW-destroying game and a BRYTHONIC feuding one
working on a non-computerized one for the feuding game, might ask newbrit to playtest at some point
>>167763
>>167765
BASED SEAMONKEY
tbh, wonder how he's getting on with the sudden (((ISIS))) attacks in his country which are completely coincidental and not at all connected to his spurning Israel and the USA
>>167764
Maybe it's only tuna steak but it's a lot more expensive compared to 34p for a sardine tin for one meal
2ecad6 No.167768
>>167765
Him talking about how he had to pretty much give up religion because he wouldn't be able to fight corruption and evil effectively enough if he followed Christian teachings reminded me a lot of our own struggle tbh.
>>167767
>tbh, wonder how he's getting on with the sudden (((ISIS))) attacks in his country which are completely coincidental and not at all connected to his spurning Israel and the USA
I've only seen crushing victories from him and the military over them. He seems prepared to use harsh methods against them.
2ecad6 No.167769
>>167767
>working on a non-computerized one for the feuding game, might ask newbrit to playtest at some point
You're creating a board game?
7e80e9 No.167770
7e80e9 No.167771
>>167767
>feuding game
that sounds alright tbf
7e80e9 No.167772
>4 ripples for a quid
boi
o
i
fb818d No.167773
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FRESH FISH
>>167768
yeah he's a goodlad and won't back down, worried that things will escalate though
(((pure coincidence))) that he hasn't been in the MSM since the desultory reporting that (((ISIS))) had seized one of his cities
>>167769
basically, I think it'll play like a combo board/card game in some ways
7e80e9 No.167774
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2ecad6 No.167779
>>167770
In terms of gameplay? To a degree yes, if it was about ship combat rather than ground combat, and was more of a JRPG.
7e80e9 No.167780
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7e80e9 No.167782
>>167779
so like an updated pirates gold off of the genesis but in space
fb818d No.167783
>>167771
>players all have their own hill forts which support x number of lads and their farms
>upgrade the fort and choose between farming or sending your lads out to feud
>balance not starving to death with stealing all your enemy's shit
>lategame you invest stored food to create nobles who won't do anything but war in expensive chariots
>>167777
is this a druid get?
7e80e9 No.167784
>>167781
>same timestamps
nigga cruisin for a bruisin
2ecad6 No.167785
>>167782
Ya lad.
>sail around
>meet people
>manage ship
>fight other ships
>maybe have some overarching story to give you a main purpose
7e80e9 No.167786
>>167783
*implements complex feud algorithms to compute bonuses*
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7e80e9 No.167788
>>167785
x 1-3 were sick
>X3: Reunion is a single-player space trading and combat game developed by Egosoft and published by Deep Silver.
28b001 No.167789
>>167767
> wonder how he's getting on with the sudden (((ISIS))) attacks in his country
Pushing their shit in apparently, really shows how easily mudshits can be dealt with once you take the gloves off
>Maybe it's only tuna steak but it's a lot more expensive compared to 34p for a sardine tin for one meal
Fair enough lad, try going to a local butchers,and look into cheaper cuts I know pork belly is cheap as fuck atm
>>167768
>Him talking about how he had to pretty much give up religion because he wouldn't be able to fight corruption and evil effectively enough if he followed Christian teachings reminded me a lot of our own struggle tbh.
True, and I bet their church isn't even as pozzed as ours is
fb818d No.167790
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FRESH WEWS
>>167786
>each war party has a record of who they've fought
>the more times particular war parties fight against eachother the stronger the feud gets and the more likely massacre is
>balance your warriors so you don't create too big feuds and condemn everyone to bloodbaths
7e80e9 No.167791
baccy arrived lads whoop whoop
28b001 No.167792
fb818d No.167793
>>167789
Nice, there's one "local" butchers in the closest town, they seem gentrified but it's worth a try.
Held back by not having a freezer smh
7e80e9 No.167794
>>167790
>your feudometer has reached genocidal proportions
>*you no longer have control of your warband*
like tw morale but the reverse, kek
1ea4bd No.167795
>>167745
>mine doesnt look like a workshop inside kek
I thought it looked alright tbf. How did you incorporate marble pillars into your design?
>food
Would it be possible to keep food stuffs that require chilling? It seems like a logistical mess and likely to require more power than what the panels could generate. Bubba had a stove though. I suppose he probably cooks out of grocery stores and that
Have you ever considered asking a certain place to do you (possibly microwavable) tupperware prep meals?
>>167749
>every day?
Most days. My understanding is that any and all cooking is done on weekends when they feel like it. I was surprised too when I first found out - just seems wrong.
b75de3 No.167796
>>167791
Whoop whoop, i impressed a lass with my roll yesterday
fb818d No.167797
>>167792
>>167794
sound mechanic tbh
>lategame roman invasion event to discourage genociding eachother
>if you stab everyone else in the back you can't fight off Rome alone
>but if you don't stab everyone else in the back they'll probably stab you in the back
>some will probably stab you in the back by allying with the roman invaders
>the romans will stab you in the front
historical strategy tbh
39caab No.167798
>>167761
>You'd have to build a relationship with them and go on dates or events with them
>set in space with great empires and their exploration, colonisation and struggle for power
>everybody is a cute girl who you can date
7e80e9 No.167799
>>167795
>marble pillars
didnt notice those? kek ive got tasteful wooden panelling though
>fridge
you can get a gas fridge easily enough, or a small truckers 12v cooler.
>microwaveable
microwaves use bare power lad, id need a massive inverter to run one, probably cost near enough £300 on its own, then id need another battery to run it. i dont eat anything except marmite amd bread or crackers so its not a hinderance tbh. i can do toast and pancakes and probably other stuff on a 3 ring camp stove if i want.
1ea4bd No.167800
>>167761
>what language
Just use C++ like all the other plebs
7e80e9 No.167801
>>167796
top boi, it gets easier with time tbf. ive got cutters and gv 50gs for £12.50 or 20 mayfair £3.50 if you want any lad.
>>167797
*uses unique tribal skill to temporarily ally all natives against the romans*
im looking forward to this now
2ecad6 No.167802
>>167798
I would throw lots of cute girls in lad, there'd be all different nationalities and social classes. My favourite idea was a fighter pilot that has a forced event mid game where she's captured during an enemy attack, and depending on how long it takes you to rescue her, she's either psychologically damaged, near death, or outright mutilated to death. If you rescue her while enough of her is intact, you can spend massive amounts of money to implant her brain and spinal cord into a robotic body and save her life, whereupon you have to comfort and rehabilitate her as she deals with her life in a new body. You can use strands of her DNA to grow hair and skin and eventually recreate her body (mostly) and return to her normal. She's still mentally damaged though and will attack you if you refuse to take revenge on the alien species which captured her and nuke their home planets killing billions.
>>167800
That's the only one I have experience with, thanks lad.
1ea4bd No.167804
>>167799
>didn't notice
was making a joke kek. is the panelling functional or aesthetic?
>diet
smh lad you could really do with working some broccoli into that
>>167802
I mean my understanding is that you can programme with any language right? but you might as well use the one that's easiest for you. - No ones going to congratulate you from programming a game in rust or haskell
b75de3 No.167805
>>167801
>top boi, it gets easier with time tbf.
she remembered when i couldn't do it at all and was impressed with the progress
God damn! how so cheap?
fb818d No.167806
>>167801
>periodic politicking sessions as the Druids call a ceasefire to the feud
>sacrifice to the gods for different thematic power ups
>LOCAL bonuses depending on where your tribe is from
ahhh
still writing the gameplay outline, it'll probably be done with shit mspaint cards and a map to start with
tried writing a random generation thing earlier but it came out a bit wonky, overcomplicated it smh
39caab No.167807
>>167802
>nd depending on how long it takes you to rescue her, she's either psychologically damaged, near death, or outright mutilated to death
Ahhhhh we must save my sweet Horatia Nelson
> you can spend massive amounts of money to implant her brain and spinal cord into a robotic body and save her life, whereupon you have to comfort and rehabilitate her as she deals with her life in a new body
wew.
>You can use strands of her DNA to grow hair and skin and eventually recreate her body (mostly) and return to her normal. She's still mentally damaged though and will attack you if you refuse to take revenge on the alien species which captured her and nuke their home planets killing billions.
That seems to be a lot of work just for one lass, lad. smh.
f8a09f No.167808
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>>167761
>what programming language is good for making a game though lad?
Unless you're John Carmack tier and you write your own engine you use whatever the engine of your choice supports. The description of your idea reminds me a little of vid related. Kind of like it.
>>167789
>I bet their church isn't even as pozzed as ours is
They're Catholics, lad.
39caab No.167809
>>167803
What are you going to do with our sweet BO?
7e80e9 No.167810
>>167804
kek
>functional
its both tbh, and not expensive
>brocolli
i take supps and vits and that, and drink smoothies and milk and fresh oj etc, ive been doing a okay for more than 2 decades.
>>167805
bulk buy imports tbh, im paying £1.90 for the fags and £8.75 for the baccy, kek
2ecad6 No.167811
>>167807
>That seems to be a lot of work just for one lass, lad. smh.
That's why you make her the cutest and have the best personality lad, and also have great stats. Get the NEETS minmaxing and replaying the game hundreds of times just to get good enough RNG to save poor Horatia.
7b48de No.167813
39caab No.167814
>>167813
>7b48de
No. We need Pembs.
c7afd7 No.167815
>>167803
*is summoned*
Been busy tbh
7e80e9 No.167816
>>167813
is this trashbloke
2ecad6 No.167817
>>167808
>Unless you're John Carmack tier and you write your own engine you use whatever the engine of your choice supports. The description of your idea reminds me a little of vid related. Kind of like it.
That game does look a lot like the sort of thing I'd want to do lad, might watch that video to get some good ideas.
Also John Carmack spends all that time making his own engine for Rage and then the bushes were still fucking sprites smh.
fb818d No.167818
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nobody needs a new space game while they can still run the Ur-Quan Masters tbh
>>167812
lad censoring the whole thing just makes it read really badly
b75de3 No.167819
1ea4bd No.167821
>>167810
>being doing a okay
well I can't fault it if it works. I'd really struggle to live on a diet of bread and marmite though, lack of variation in food makes me wanna kms
39caab No.167822
>>167811
but I am sure somebody would want a female Napoleon waifu as well… people love choice, lad
fb818d No.167823
>>167812
the dialogue is passable but can be improved, the description seems poor but I can't really tell with only one sentence of it.
7e80e9 No.167825
>>167821
smh i dont like eating really, its like putting diesel in the van tbf.
2ecad6 No.167826
>>167822
Yes I was debating which countries deserved to have their own fleets in the game. I think France does, not sure about Spain Italy and Turkey though. I think the Spanish would be part an auxillary arm of the French fleet.
fb818d No.167827
>>167824
isn't this lad a labcuck or something
means any political aspects of what he talks about will be incr edibly skewed
a4d074 No.167828
>>167809
It's a secret.
>>167815
check bongo bongo land
7e80e9 No.167829
39caab No.167830
>>167826
Yeah. I am sure this can happen again while still allowing the Germans to have it as well.
fb818d No.167831
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>>167826
it sounds a bit like you're future-ising the age of sail, in which case spain would be very important
39caab No.167832
>>167827
You saw that post and didn't even give me a (You), lad? smh
The reason why I was surprised that he was a labcuck is because it seems like he's actually kind of an angry nativist smh or at least doesn't apologise for his history.
7e80e9 No.167833
>>167831
and the Netherlands
f8a09f No.167834
>>167802
>has experience with C++
Sounds like you don't need help from anybody tbh lass
>>167826
>I think France does, not sure about Spain Italy and Turkey though
Surely these are all subsidiaries of the European Federal fleet?
39caab No.167835
>>167831
that actually sounds kind of cool tbh.
fb818d No.167836
>>167832
I haven;'t watched any of his v ids yet tbh, this one looks cool tho so doing so
>>167833
also Greatest Ally
7e80e9 No.167837
>>167836
>space letters of marque
hot damn
2ecad6 No.167838
>>167834
>Surely these are all subsidiaries of the European Federal fleet?
Nah, I was thinking of a sort of post-globalist world, and where Earth returns to a sort of 1914 geopolitical period in which national unions and spheres of influence coalesce around Great Powers, I'll mock up a map at some point.
c7afd7 No.167839
>people actually support Catalan independence
The only justifiable reason to support it is if it starts a war where we can join the new nationalist brigades tbh
Nuevo Falange when?
39caab No.167840
>>167838
Maybe humans by this time have all evolved to look like cute girls. Possibly eugenics or genetic engineering
fb818d No.167841
>>167835
it's unfortunately also the only Spanish soing from that period I'v found smh
this guy you linked sounds more canadian than any type of Britain tbh smh I'll be angry if he is a foreigner and he's commenting on our politics
39caab No.167842
>>167839
>Nuevo Falange when?
Here, lad
why arrows when the party is called "phalanx" smh?
39caab No.167843
>>167841
I think he is American. I am not sure
2cc1b9 No.167844
>>167842
THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SYMBOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
f8a09f No.167845
>>167839
>not supporting it just because it throws the EU into disarray
39caab No.167846
>>167844
They're arrows, lad. They simplified the design.
f8a09f No.167847
>>167842
What the fuck are these poofs supposed to be?
fb818d No.167848
>>167843
>plastic britons
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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c7afd7 No.167850
>>167842
ROOO
>spoiler
Because it's arrow in a quiver, it symbolises the unity of the nation or some shit
>>167845
The EU supports this lad, they want to split up the member states to control them more easily
c7afd7 No.167851
>>167850
well not in a quiver, whatever you call it
2cc1b9 No.167852
>>167846
Those are from a German social democrat organisation that used the three arrows against Bolshevism, monarchism, and National Socialism. DIFFERENT SYMBOL ENTIRELY
>>167850
I believe it is a yoke?
39caab No.167853
>>167852
>Those are from a German social democrat organisation that used the three arrows against Bolshevism, monarchism, and National Socialism. DIFFERENT SYMBOL ENTIRELY
Woah I'm such a fool
>>167850
Also it's red and black. They're obviously evil
2cc1b9 No.167854
>>167853
They have nothing to do with the strength through unity iconography of the fasces and the Phalange.
39caab No.167855
>>167851
What do you call it?
7e80e9 No.167857
2cc1b9 No.167859
>>167858
yeah it represents the three opponents of the worker or something.
fb818d No.167860
>>167853
>next video
>this
>that video's description
>that disgusting hook nosed yank mystery meat
>his shitty fake accent
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
c7afd7 No.167861
>>167852
>yoke
Yeah that's it
>>167853
I love red and black
39caab No.167862
>>167859
It hurts me how you thought I was serious in my initial post, lad.
2cc1b9 No.167863
>>167862
it's annoying and WRONG and you're wrong ok?
39caab No.167864
>>167860
fuck off angry nativist smh
2cc1b9 No.167865
>>167861
Also has been a symbol in Spanish history and the royal family. Guess it's the Iberian version of a fasces
39caab No.167866
>>167863
Just makes me feel like you were trying to make me look stupid while I was just pretending to be stupid smh
1ea4bd No.167867
they're gone lads
I can't find them
2cc1b9 No.167868
>>167866
maybe you are stupid?
7e80e9 No.167869
39caab No.167870
fb818d No.167871
>>167864
>he also acts incredibly camp and gay just like the meme "britons" he sees on american tv
KILL
>Bully to you chaps, my name is Sir Ken.
>I’m a 27 year old American Briton (Bloodyback for you yanks). I write Historical Fiction on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and reenacting superior British Army regiments. (The Black Watch, The Coldstream Guards, The Rifles)
>I train with my cane every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through urchins because it is imbued with the power of the upper class, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my cane license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Recieved Pronunciaton fluently, both London and the Queen's dialect, and I write fluent cursive as well. I know everything about British history and their Empiricist code, which I follow 100%
>When I get my UK visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a museum curator for the British Museum or a Civil War reenactor!
>I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I shake the hands of my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>Wish me luck in Britain!
2cc1b9 No.167872
takeaway or super easy pasta lads?
1ea4bd No.167873
>>167869
Gonna have to buy a fresh pair tomorrow. smh I'm experiencing rn is creating a frequency that will open a rift into the 4th dimension
f8a09f No.167874
>>167850
>The EU supports this lad, they want to split up the member states to control them more easily
Doubtless true in principle but I'm not so sure of that in this case tbh since they would have to get it past the Spaniards. Haven't they been quite clear that any region declaring independence would have to reapply for EU membership? Besides it's a big no-no to give credence to unilateral declarations of independence these days.
c7afd7 No.167875
>>167865
I recall it having something to do with a numerous Spanish peoples (Castile, Galicia, Catalonia, Basque, etc.) coming together in one kingdom but I might be wrong
>>167872
takeaway tbh
fb818d No.167876
>>167872
horrific pasta abomination tbh >>167750
1ea4bd No.167877
2cc1b9 No.167878
>>167875
>>167877
AH but takeaway costs money
1ea4bd No.167879
>>167873
the amount of smh*
tbh
1ea4bd No.167881
2cc1b9 No.167882
>go to the kinoroonie at wagga wagga station
>order spider legs for myself and some petrol for my Abo
>we queue up for the mandatory weapons check
>weapons inspector puts his hand in my pocket
>"Wots this then, cunt?"
>crikey
>forget to take my bottle-o off of my key chaino
>bottle openers are classified as Type II Dangerous Weapons
>inspector sics the cinema dingo on me
>dingo drags me into croc pit
>beg my Abo to help me
>he just stares and asks me for a ciggy
>croc sinks its teeth into my leg
>black out as Land Down Under begins playing on the cinema speakers
f8a09f No.167883
2ecad6 No.167885
>>167884
>fuck over whoever runs the range and ruin their life
wew
7e80e9 No.167886
>>167882
buying bread from a man in brussells
1ea4bd No.167888
fb818d No.167889
>>167884
Every sentence starts with He or His, you need variation.
>>167886
six foot tall and fulla muscles
39caab No.167891
>>167887
It was as easy to just have a secret chat with you in Bongo Bongo Land for that? So much for are principles
1ea4bd No.167892
>>167884
or you could just like
walk out of your house into the great outside and either starve to death or have a spiritual revelation
39caab No.167893
>>167889
>Every sentence starts with He or His, you need variation.
This. Make him genderfluid
1ea4bd No.167894
>>167890
shes a gook so no
also arms too manly
yikes
7e80e9 No.167895
fb818d No.167896
>>167887
I hop this is simply your most extreme shitpost yet
7e80e9 No.167898
e595f6 No.167899
>>167894
you dont want to be cradled in those big strong arms of hers? imagine how safe and secure you would feel. she could beat up all the bullies for you. comfy tbh.
>>167892
>walk out of your house into the great outside
and be cold and starving and miserable with nothing to do
>>167889
what else can i use? is it fine other than that?
c7afd7 No.167900
>>167891
It's all part of my masterplan
>>167896
>>167898
tbh lads it's really ok we have a deal
>implying drugposting is much better
39caab No.167901
>>167900
Explain it to us plebians.
fb818d No.167902
>>167899
You need to restructure the whole paragraph, having lots of single descriptive sentences all starting with "he/his" looks really, really bad.
Condense it into one larger sentence, perhaps.
Variation is always the key in writing.
>>167900
at least vanlad doesn't openly advocate for most posters to do hard drugs
neo on the other hand is a constant unending storm of gayism and now miscegenation too
it has to be a shitpost right
f8a09f No.167903
>>167887
Not even once.
>>167890
That's one of my fetishes tbh
1ea4bd No.167904
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Question is lads
why don't you prep your meals
>>167899
>cradled in her arms
I'd feel more comfortable fighting her tbh. I typically like fit girls but she's a stretch too far
and again, I don't like gooks generally
>be cold and miserable w/ nothing to do
which is the point at which you come up with a revelation about how you should live your life. It'd be just like 'Big' or w/e that movie was with the glass eyed witch
Tbh lad the fact that you'd sooner kill yourself than experience some mild discomfort is exactly why you're in this mess in the first place
c7afd7 No.167906
>>167901
>>167902
Neo's focused on binposter, not much more to do other than that. And gayism should stop
7e80e9 No.167907
>>167900
fair point, but an unfair comparison tbh, the difference is that i know im being immoral.
a4d074 No.167908
39caab No.167909
>>167906
But Neo has a strong bias against Binposter
a4d074 No.167910
Smh I can't use the volunteer tag with a name.
a4d074 No.167912
>>167909
Don't worry lad, I'm going to be very fair in my treatment of him.
c7afd7 No.167913
>>167907
As does Neo tbf
>>167909
Bins is a cunt tbh, I've given him enough chances
Might legit be a spy
1ea4bd No.167914
7e80e9 No.167915
>>167914
seconded
>>167913
youve lost it dude
fb818d No.167916
>>167904
I prefer fresh cooked and I don't have a freezer, just a small fridge
but vanlad has suggested it before and I probably could do something to save a bit of time
>>167906
>implying neo is capable of not being a tremendous prancing la la homofaggot
I assume we will see rampant mod abuse almost immediately tbh
also
>promoting another gayist so hampBOI is outnumbered again
>>167911
hahaah lad i had my speakers and volume up to max jejejej
>>167912
>immediately goes power mad
I TOLD YOU ALL
>>167913
bins has his lucid moments tbh
>>167914
we can always exodus back to brit/pol/ I suppose, it would be nice to post more there
2cc1b9 No.167917
fb818d No.167918
>>167917
If you really are, make something other than bleep bloops
something that has actual fashy content
something that isn't retarded reddit tier cartoon autism
c7afd7 No.167919
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41461032
Hope they vote so we get a happening and Spain will crush them
>>167915
I know more than you ever could hope to imagine
>>167916
pembs is barely here so it's balanced really
It's fine, if any abuse happens I can unmod
>bins has his lucid moments tbh
Not enough to justify his constant shitstirring on /brit/
>>167917
proofs
>>167918
This
"fashwave" is shit
7e80e9 No.167920
>>167919
most unlikely-to-be-true statement of the day there boy.
2cc1b9 No.167921
b501cc No.167922
fb818d No.167923
>>167919
didn't even realize pembs was a mod tbh, thought it was just you, 22st and hamps
If not abuse within the next 24 hours I predict a slow and insiduous corruption of the board and the rest of the mods into ultragayism including but not limited to secret bongo bongo land cabals all of this is already happening tbh
>>167921
BIX NOOD
1ea4bd No.167924
>>167916
>meal prep
If you don't have a freezer it's probably best you avoid meal prepping. Certain meals with certain meats like chicken should be avoided in that case anyhow. Might wanna look into it tho, it's a good way to make sure your diet is nutritionally balanced. I'd do it if I wasn't a baby and still living at home.
>exodus
let's not go that far yet kek. but indeed there are other options for posting should we need to, I'm rather fond of this board all the same tbh.
>>167919
bins doesn't deserve this lad
you remember what the ban hammer feels like
he's only an honest shitposter
86fbec No.167925
>>167919
>Hope they vote so we get a happening and Spain will crush them
Gommies and Lolbatarians are literally the only people that actually like the Catalans
1ea4bd No.167926
>>167919
also
>not archiving the link
7e80e9 No.167927
>>167924
>he's only an honest shitposter
no
2cc1b9 No.167928
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41401263
Who's that girl? GCSE student wows at conference
WEW
*doesn't comment as he's not opinionated or bigoted*
a4d074 No.167929
I only became a mod as a last resort tbh. Somebody needed to protect Pembles, so I have sacrificed my poster humanity to become Pemble's shining knight.
>>167916
>rampant mod abuse
Aaaaahhhh all I've done so far is clean up the report queue. Some of those have been in the pipeline for days smh.
Please have faith in me lad.
1ea4bd No.167930
>>167927
kek I wouldn't wanna ban him just because he can be a snappy schizo tho, he's alright when he's lucid. Even when he's not I'd feel bad for banning people just because they have anti social personalities
86fbec No.167931
>now neo has the power to edit my posts
nooooo
1ea4bd No.167932
>I'm surrounded by people who don't archive links
>>167929
22st could've done the exact same job tho. HE chose not to because he's a good mod S M D H
c7afd7 No.167933
din dins and other shit
>>167920
is that so
>>167921
based black man
>>167923
Don't be so dramatic lad
You don't give me enough credit. I've never actually done any of this secret Bongo Bongo Land nonsense really
>>167924
His actions on /brit/ are enough. He's done a lot of damage. Neo may be overzealous towards him sometimes but I don't really care at this point, he's had his chance.
>>167925
see lad >>167839 I hate Commielonia but if it starts a new civil war than I'm going over tbh
>>167926
Only /pol/ turboautists feel the need to do it, Brit/pol/ never did afaik
>>167928
Fucking repulsive tbh, everything about that creature and this situation
>>167930
>just because they have anti social personalities
check out what he does on /brit/ lad. I'm sure Neo will help guide you
fb818d No.167934
>>167927
oh yeah lad 40k had some more questions:
Ask van/guard/ if
a) Did he see the crysanthemum/mandela terrence mckenna talked about?
b)did he see the machine elves?
c) How did he manage to get hold of the stuff? Its pretty much impossible for me to find. No one in my circles is able to supply it - most havent even heard of it.
d) Is there a nasty comedown off it? Does it make you feel rough/thick headed when it effects wear off?
7e80e9 No.167935
2cc1b9 No.167936
top kekaru tbh as my Japanese ancestors would say over a fine box of sake
f8a09f No.167937
>>167925
When Commies and Lolbergs unite, nothing can stop us.
86fbec No.167938
>>167936
If only you knew how bad things really are
f8a09f No.167939
>>167936
That's cute, he looks just like his granddad.
a4d074 No.167940
>threads don't auto-update in mod mode
>dashboard takes years to load anything
>switching out of mod mode loses all my (You)s
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh how does anyone live like this.
>>167922
I've missed you a lot.
>>167931
I won't lad, that would spoil everyone's fun including mine. And anyway you're my friend.
fb818d No.167941
>>167933
you might not have but every other mod except hamps does
>archiving
we don't really share pozzed news links that need archiving, but we do archive threads and so on
86fbec No.167942
>>167940
>I won't lad, that would spoil everyone's fun including mine. And anyway you're my friend.
I don't trust you. You have a history of fabricating posts that I haven't made
2cc1b9 No.167943
>>167939
>he
hotototototototototototototot cornwarru-san, that is a she, born femaeru, and that is a raboureru MP!
>>167938
Oh they know lad, they just prefer it this way.
1ea4bd No.167944
>>167933
>Neo may be overzealous towards him
and then who lad? what's stopping this attitude from affecting other posters
>what he did on /brit/
he posted the gay cytube? smh lad hardly a big deal and no one seemed to care. Either way why do you care so much about what the /brit/ autists think eitherway
>brit/pol/ never did
no excuse
>>167935
but ladddddddddddd
ad revenues ladddddddddddddddddddddddd
a4d074 No.167945
>>167942
Smh you can trust me lad, I've never fabricated lies about you lad. I only want what's best for you and your future wife.
f8a09f No.167946
>>167940
Oh, weary traveller, you spent so much of your life chasing (You)s that you lost sight of who (You) truly are.
f8a09f No.167948
GCSE changes are bad
t. person who never experienced old GCSEs
1ea4bd No.167949
>>167947
you've joined us at a troubling time lad
2cc1b9 No.167950
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>167947
Does the mind rule the body or does the body rule the mind?
b75de3 No.167951
>>167949
The fuck is going on?
1ea4bd No.167952
>>167948
what have the new changes done?
1ea4bd No.167953
1ea4bd No.167954
>>167950
depends on the person
b75de3 No.167955
e595f6 No.167956
>Longer more flowing sentences
>Use 'He', 'His', 'They' and other such words to start sentences less often
But other than that it is basically fine and I can probably write something decent if I keep doing it and keep getting feedback and rewriting things?
I can get exposure. I actually know someone with a following who can shill it for me tbh.
Can I do this?
fb818d No.167957
>>167951
neo is modded
it's you versus 3 gayists while herts laughs from the sideline like a roman emperor at the colloseum now
2cc1b9 No.167958
fb818d No.167959
>>167958
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
b501cc No.167960
>>167923
>didn't even realize pembs was a mod tbh
lol
>>167929
thanks but I don't really need that..
>>167940
haha
a4d074 No.167961
>>167947
Who /spooked/ here?
>>167957
I am not a gayist smh.
2cc1b9 No.167962
>>167961
Open your third eye lass to see Newbrit Premium (TM) content
fb818d No.167963
>>167960
if you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all…
>>167961
evidence shows otherwise
b75de3 No.167964
>>167957
lad dont worry, i'll sort this
86fbec No.167965
>>167961
>Who /spooked/ here?
He does an important job
1ea4bd No.167966
>>167955
he's gone mad
not just meme mad like he usually puts on
he's truly lost it
2cc1b9 No.167967
>>167964
why is the boy from where the wild things are there?
fb818d No.167968
>>167964
say the word and we slaveposters shall revolt
f8a09f No.167969
>>167952
They replaced letters with numbers, got rid of coursework (I think they did that ages ago tbh) and put more stuff on some of the exams, afaik
fb818d No.167970
>>167966
>incurable communism has rotted away the brain
b75de3 No.167971
>>167966
can you link to his crazy posts
>>167967
dunno ask vanlad, he made it
>>167968
Thank you for your loyalty
fb818d No.167972
>>167971
it's only just happened, scroll up a bit
2cc1b9 No.167973
>>167971
When my mum was a childminder she asked me if there were any good films that she could take the two primary school children she was minding to. I told her I think there's a film of that children's book out and she took the two kids to see it and my mum and the little girl cried throughout the film and the boy was emotionally distraught according to my mum and I think I had inadvertently emotionally scarred some children.
a4d074 No.167974
Hopefully Daftie can come back too now.
>>167946
That's true lad, I have been shackled by the (You)s of others for far too long.
>>167960
I had to take a stand lass, you are too kind hearted and submissive to let others know your needs sometimes. You can think of me as the hero nobody asked for.
>>167962
*takes a hearty dose of Colloidal Silver™ to decalcify the pineal gland*
My gravestone will bear the legend: BEST MOD EVER.
b75de3 No.167975
>>167973
wew, you monster lad
>>167974
dafty was never forced to leave what are you on lad?
1ea4bd No.167976
>>167969
>replaced letters with numbers
pardon?
>removed coursework
smh I wish they'd done that back when I was doing GCSEs - I probably would've done better
Smh this wouldn't be happening rn if education wasn't mandatory
>>167970
It would happen to the best of us tbh, although surely inclination towards communism would be indicative of rot being already present.
>>167971
see
>>167887
>>167900
>>167913
>>167919
clearly he's gone mad - he's attempting to justify his actions
2cc1b9 No.167977
>>167974
>spoiler
pretty long for a school trip tbh RIP
b75de3 No.167978
>>167976
>clearly he's gone mad - he's attempting to justify his actions
what the actual fuck tbh
7e80e9 No.167979
>>167974
colloidal silver is objectively useful
28b001 No.167980
>>167872
Cook your own food you lazy bugger
fb818d No.167981
>>167979
hey lad, see 40ks questions earier?
Ask van/guard/ if
a) Did he see the crysanthemum/mandela terrence mckenna talked about?
b)did he see the machine elves?
c) How did he manage to get hold of the stuff? Its pretty much impossible for me to find. No one in my circles is able to supply it - most havent even heard of it.
d) Is there a nasty comedown off it? Does it make you feel rough/thick headed when it effects wear off?
1ea4bd No.167983
>>167973
>emotionally scarred children
smh what a bunch of pussies
should've been left on hillsides the lot of them
>>167974
where did she go?
fb818d No.167985
e595f6 No.167986
>>167985
write?
or kill myself?
1ea4bd No.167987
>>167982
I can't help but feel like writing erotica is detrimental to your attempts at nofap
1ea4bd No.167988
a4d074 No.167989
>>167975
It would be a convenient time to return though tbh, she would be just in time to watch my coronation.
>>167977
Aaaaaaaaahhh I miss her.
>>167979
I imagine a lot of Filterman's products are okay, I just like meming them as if they bestow superhuman qualities.
>>167983
Last I heard she was traveling somewhere.
b75de3 No.167990
>>167986
GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND WALK YA MUNKEY
>>167989
only thinking about others when you can show off, very Neo tbh
e595f6 No.167991
>>167987
im asking about my fantasy writing not the porn stuff
tbh it doesnt turn me on though, just makes me feel like a tard
its so fucking shit idk why anyone reads that garbage i get embarrassed writing it and feel someone is watching me
f8a09f No.167992
>Her interest in politics was first piqued at 12 as she idly watched YouTube videos of people discussing left-wing ideas.
smh children being recruited by political extremists on the internet if only somebody would do something to stop this
1ea4bd No.167993
She probably returned a week ago and simply doesn't care to post tbh
7e80e9 No.167994
>>167981
amswered him in druidpol thanks lad, not banned rn apparently
a4d074 No.167995
As a peace offering to the DRUID COMMUNITY I shall not steal the upcoming trips.
>>167990
Aaaahhh please give me a chance lad.
7e80e9 No.167996
>>167992
tbh, where was prevent
b75de3 No.167997
>>167993
this tbh, i hate to admit it though
>>167995
>Aaaahhh please give me a chance lad.
if i give you a chance you'll just fuck it up tbh, you cant be trusted
fb818d No.167998
>>167993
>dafty escaped
at least one of us made it
>>167994
nice
7e80e9 No.167999
>>167995
hmmm i dont trust your motives
fb818d No.168001
1ea4bd No.168002
Neo shouldn't be a mod T B H
B B
H H
2cc1b9 No.168003
>newbrit under neo in the future
fb818d No.168004
>>168000
I think I like you lad
you're a good poster
>>167999
trips confirm justified paranoia
1ea4bd No.168005
>>168002
>>168001
wow that posting fucking spiked
fb818d No.168006
>>168000
wait
you're not doogle are you?
doogle was the best
2cc1b9 No.168007
b75de3 No.168008
you lasses know what we do to gayists dont you?
7e80e9 No.168009
7e80e9 No.168010
>>168008
make them dig their own graves lad
1ea4bd No.168011
>>167992
Tbh I was initially drawn to politics by watching TYT
>>167997
Smh she'll be missed
>>167998
May her sails always catch wind and let the ocean spray be forever refreshing
f8a09f No.168012
>>167976
>>replaced letters with numbers
>pardon?
They grade with numbers 1-9 instead of letters A-G. The point was that because of grade inflation pupils were occupying the top grades and you couldn't tell the difference between two high-achieving pupils by their grade, so A* and A have been stretched out to cover 6 to 9 or something like that. I can't remember exactly but that's the gist.
>smh I wish they'd done that back when I was doing GCSEs - I probably would've done better
Quite possibly. Coursework was one of the reasons that girls did better than boys at school. They always got better marks in that whereas boys did better in exams.
>Smh this wouldn't be happening rn if education wasn't mandatory
>wasn't
7e80e9 No.168013
>>168012
theyve also obfuscated c grades into 4&5, probably to fiddle pass rates somehow
a4d074 No.168014
>>167997
I won't lad I promise, things will be just like they always are but slightly comfier.
>>167999
I am making efforts to boost my popular support among the citizenry.
7e80e9 No.168015
>>168014
make me some marmite toast and youll have my sword.
1ea4bd No.168016
>>168012
>number grades
oh neat, that sounds better tbh.
>weren't
you never seem to correct anything of than was and were
b75de3 No.168017
>>168014
>I won't lad I promise, things will be just like they always are but slightly comfier.
your promise means nothing because you have proven yourself to be untrustworthy
b75de3 No.168018
>>168015
wew didnt take much to win you over did it lad
a4d074 No.168019
>>>/brit/449112
Helmer is such a good lad, I wish someone could tell him how much I admire him.
>>168015
Aaaaaaahhh I think I could just about manage that if I held my nose, it's a deal.
>>168017
But lad we're from the same region.
f8a09f No.168020
>>167799
>i dont eat anything except marmite amd bread or crackers
smh makes me want to send you food parcels, can't have the arch druid not eating right
>>168016
I'm the Internet Subjunctive Defence Force tbh
b501cc No.168021
>>167974
ty shiningu knighto
39caab No.168022
>>168019
>But lad we're from the same region.
Don't you have Welsh blood?
b75de3 No.168023
>>168019
>But lad we're from the same region.
what are you one about?
a4d074 No.168025
>>168021
I'll always be by your side.
>>168022
M-maybe.
>>168023
We are south coasters.
f8a09f No.168026
>>168025
I thought we were all Welsh Russian Atlanteans or something according to your mummy. She's right.
b75de3 No.168028
>>168025
if you think that unites us ya wrong
39caab No.168029
>>168027
impressive, lad
>>168025
>I'll always be by your side.
I'll always be at her other side
86fbec No.168030
7e80e9 No.168031
>>168020
>arch druid
u wot m8
>>168018
*gains trust neos spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) on him for my boi*
7e80e9 No.168032
b75de3 No.168033
0017b8 No.168034
>too scared to get hair cut by the barber
>would have to walk into a strange shop and talk with him while he's working
looks like mummy will be cutting it again
a4d074 No.168035
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>>168026
I forgot about that, I guess we are all one mongrel blood together.
>>168027
That's really cute.
>>168028
Smh why can't we be friends.
>>168029
Just like old times lad.
2ecad6 No.168036
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Who remembers this PS2 Kino?
e595f6 No.168037
>>168034
Yeah I hate it when they talk.
I just make shit up about myself so I don't have to tell them I'm a NEET for ten years. It's so stressful maintaining the lies and having to act like someone else though.
a4d074 No.168038
>>168035
Wait that's not pembs, that's daftie.
b75de3 No.168039
>>168035
>its a playing victim episode
dont fall for the image, she's just trying to emotionally manipulate you
39caab No.168040
>>168034
Based mummies doing it for free
>>168035
Kek
>Welshlad hardly visits anymore
>Daftie is free
>TBBK is in open rebellion
smh
2cc1b9 No.168041
e595f6 No.168042
>>168036
i used to have this
39caab No.168043
>>168038
Yeah Pembs is on Deerboi's shoulder smh
2cc1b9 No.168044
>>168036
Ah I want to play Time Crisis again at the arcade
a4d074 No.168046
>>168039
I'll win your respect through hard work and dedicated service to the board, just you wait.
>>168040
Smh I miss them, even BumBum a bit.
>>168043
Wew I'd never even spotted that before.
2ecad6 No.168047
>>168041
>>168042
>>168044
I loved Time Crisis lad, and House of the Dead.
>when the light guns had retractable slides that swung back with every shot
39caab No.168048
>>168046
>Smh I miss them, even BumBum a bit.
yeah smh
2cc1b9 No.168049
>>168047
I remember the ferry back from France had time crisis and I showed off to all the lasses by not dying I was so cool…
2ecad6 No.168051
>>168049
>when you shoot the little yellow men
0017b8 No.168052
>>168037
>"so what're you interested in son?"
>"what are you studying in school?"
>"how's your work going?"
>"planning anything for your girlfriend?"
b75de3 No.168053
>>168052
>>168037
>>168034
just give very short responses and they stop
e595f6 No.168054
>>168053
But then I feel like I'm being rude.
f8a09f No.168055
>>168047
>>when the light guns had retractable slides that swung back with every shot
D-don't they do that any more?
2cc1b9 No.168056
>>168051
>when you buy both slots so you can dual wield
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
b75de3 No.168057
>>168054
nah they get it, its just signalling that you dont want to talk they understand I have a mate whos a hairdresser
f8a09f No.168058
>>168037
>barber never ever made small talk with me
You just need to give off stronger autism rays tbh lad
b501cc No.168059
39caab No.168060
>>168037
>>168052
>you manage to socialise like a normal person for once but it only raises their expectations for the next time which makes you look even worse than you would have if you had been a sperg both times
Never having anybody but my parents cut my hair again
2ecad6 No.168061
>>168055
>D-don't they do that any more?
No lad, they don't even make a noise or anything some places. Smh.
>>168056
Kek lad.
>When you one hand the pistol unnecessarily to be cool
e595f6 No.168062
>How would you like your hair cut?
>In silence.
>tfw you will never be ALPHA AS FUCK like Enoch Powell
2cc1b9 No.168063
>>168061
>when you spin it around your finger
They call me, revolver…
f8a09f No.168064
>>168061
>they don't even make a noise or anything some places
What's the fucking point?
0017b8 No.168065
>>168055
>ywn be a teenager during the height of the arcade era
2ecad6 No.168067
>that one dodgy jurassic park game where you had to sit inside a jeep and shoot a mounted barrel like machinegun that was hard as fuck
e595f6 No.168068
anyone remember some weird arcade game where you had to pedal a bike? in the game you flew around in the sky.
c7afd7 No.168069
>all this drama over Neo
tbh lads just calm down, if gayism starts again then Neo will be unmodded but like I said we had a deal so let's stop the questions about my mental health
>>168049
>Time Crisis
my nigga
>>168052
I fucking wish I could talk to barbers tbh
b75de3 No.168070
>>168069
> we had a deal
what was the deal?
2ecad6 No.168071
Ordered a chinky tbh.
>tfw you're funding the imperium
Smh.
e595f6 No.168072
yesterday i ran into my hairdresser on my morning walk through the park
i said hello and he said alright mate how are you
i said fine
then it was awkard
we walked past eachother but we both kind of stopped like we werent sure if we were going to stand and talk or not, but i just kept walking
when he was behind me i turned round and said with a small laugh 'ill probably be seeing you soon btw' referring to my hair which has grown quite long
and he said alright m8
thinking back i know its fine and those small things like it being a bit awkward about stopping are normal and he probably thought about it way ess than i do, but i felt so embarrased by it after i couldnt stop thinking about it
2cc1b9 No.168073
>tfw chat to the Albanian barbers about Hoxha and bunkers
wew tbh I can talk to people when i need to it seems.
1ea4bd No.168074
>>168070
more nudes for mod power
a4d074 No.168075
>>168069
>telling them about the pact
Aaaaaahhhh why does nobody have any faith in me.
b75de3 No.168076
>>168074
> gayists are now 3 mods and a BO smh smh smh
c7afd7 No.168077
>>168070
Neo asked to be modded and I said yes providing gayism stopped
>>168071
love chinky takeaways tbh
>>168074
;^)
>>168075
I had to
Some people just don't respect privacy but I won't kill the board over it
86fbec No.168078
>>168077
>love chinky tbh
WE'VE DONE IT LADS
c7afd7 No.168079
>>168078
Always have tbh
Not actual chinky from chinkyland though
b75de3 No.168080
>>168077
>Neo asked to be modded and I said yes providing gayism stopped
and you believed him? Kek, why do you think he wanted to be modded, now when he does it and you're not around theres nothing anyone can do because he's a mod. Lad this is just so dumb on your part tbh
39caab No.168081
>>168069
m-my tummy hurts, lad
86fbec No.168082
>>168079
It always starts with the food…
c7afd7 No.168083
>>168080
If gayism starts again I will unmod. What part of that don't you understand? Stop being so hostile ffs it makes it harder for everyone to get along
>>168081
Better take some pills lad
>>168082
yeah yeah…
e595f6 No.168084
>"Millennials are so smart."
a4d074 No.168085
>>168077
I suppose it had to come out sooner or later.
>>168080
I'm not going to do anything stupid, Herts made a carefully calculated decision.
>>168081
What is this weird tummyposting meme about.
>>168082
That's not true lad, I eat curry all the time…
b75de3 No.168086
>>168083
if you say so fam
>>168085
> Herts made a carefully calculated decision.
no need to suck up tbh
2cc1b9 No.168087
This sounds like a good way to bang a communist
1ea4bd No.168088
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Top-o-matic
holy shit it's so cool
I want ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
39caab No.168089
>>168085
>What is this weird tummyposting meme about.
tummies are nice, I am just jealous of McDaddyD
39caab No.168090
>>168087
Careful not to get Commie'd, lad
a4d074 No.168091
>>168089
>/brit/scord erp
Wew. Who is McDaddyD?
1ea4bd No.168092
>>168087
that's a cute little idea
b75de3 No.168093
>>168087
this sounds like fun tbh
2cc1b9 No.168094
>>168090
It's at a friend's uni :(
e595f6 No.168095
I have received positive words about my erotica from someone who has written their own.
39caab No.168096
>>168091
I am not sure tbh, just a lad in /brit/scord
>>168094
s-so
39caab No.168097
2cc1b9 No.168098
a4d074 No.168099
>>168097
A Gordon endorsement would be worrying given that his erotica was about injecting people with feces.
39caab No.168100
>>168098
What's that supposed to mean, lad?
e595f6 No.168101
>>168099
>>168095
I have no communication with Gordon nor would I ever want to. He is like me only far worse in many ways. I could become like him though if I don't unfuck my shit.
He is my shadow, in Jungian terms. I may have to slay him at some point.
39caab No.168102
>>168099
Don't like that sort of pricking tbh. Imagine putting something like that out there publicly
39caab No.168103
>>168101
>implying he's not your shadow
a4d074 No.168105
>>168102
Gordon is completely nuts. He not only admitted to writing sick fetish stories on the internet, but he then described them to his audience in extreme detail. He also explained the story of Sammy the Hamster in public so the guy has no concept of privacy or shame.
e595f6 No.168106
>Somewhere in another dimension Scully is real and I am the one who is a fictional character and I am her husbando and she posts on imageboards about me and has a folder for me
39caab No.168108
>>168105
>tfw somebody gave him the advice to "just be himself" and he took it
86fbec No.168109
>>168108
Of course he'd take something like that at face value
He's incredibly mentally ill
39caab No.168110
b75de3 No.168112
>>168088
Would rather just roll em when i want one tbh
c7afd7 No.168113
39caab No.168114
2ecad6 No.168115
>>168112
Threw out all my papers, rolling machine, loads of tobacco, spare flints, and lighter fluid the other week. Also pledged to be teetotal.
39caab No.168117
b75de3 No.168118
86fbec No.168119
>>168116
Is that Ian Duncan Smith
1ea4bd No.168120
>>168112
I've no preference, just found the video in my suggesteds. But as I look at it, I really like it's design - it's so cool and rustic
besides you're just saying that cus you're no longer a rolling peasant kek
>>168115
>threw it out
ahhhhhh what a shame
so you decided to quit? why?
2ecad6 No.168121
>>168120
>ahhhhhh what a shame
>so you decided to quit? why?
Cause I only did it to look cool but it just ruins your teeth (longterm) and makes you smell horrible and gets ash everywhere, smh. Was quite fun though hmmm and it helps you get a social life…
https://youtu.be/IZuHVsnhTLY?t=30s
b75de3 No.168122
>>168120
>spoiler
Sorry lad i cant hear your peasant cries from my metaphorical castle made out of filters and papers tbh
f8a09f No.168125
>>168124
Not too bad, actually.
1ea4bd No.168126
>>168121
>quiting because you started it to look cool
ahhh good lad then. It's one thing to shorten your lifespan because you like niccy, but a whole other thing to so so because you desire to be liked.
They really are handy for social situations though, it's basically an international club.
>stains teeth
surely you can just get them whitened?
39caab No.168127
>>168126
why do you want him to smoke, lad?
2ecad6 No.168128
>>168126
>surely you can just get them whitened?
Yeah fair enough, I wanted to join the army as well though, and if you smoke before your mid 20s or some age, I think it was 24, it stunts the growth of your lungs.
c7afd7 No.168129
>>168127
this tbh crush smokes though and has a nice aesthetic but I strongly discourage people from doing it
b75de3 No.168130
>>168128
> I wanted to join the army as well though
pretty sure 40% of the army smoke or something like that
39caab No.168131
>>168129
Who is your crush now, lad? Hard to keep up with the waifuist and charmer
86fbec No.168132
>>168131
either the pole or some turk
1ea4bd No.168133
>>168127
I don't - given his reasoning for starting I'm happy he quit.
I was really more putting it out there to figure out if you couldn't, it was essentially a subtle question.
>>168128
Godspeed then lad, I hope you're doing your part exercise wise.
2ecad6 No.168134
>>168130
>not being the teetotal ascetic warrior neet autist who never smokes or goes out drinking with the squaddies and is hated by all
b75de3 No.168135
>>168134
why do you want to be hated?
2ecad6 No.168138
>>168133
>Godspeed then lad, I hope you're doing your part exercise wise.
Well I'm not unfit, but I've always been on the skinny side. Trying to eat more but just a week of returning to my natural eating pattern and the progress goes away.
Made a lot of progress in long distance running.
>>168135
I don't want to be I'm just not very social unless i want to be and squaddies seem quite extroverted.
39caab No.168139
>>168138
Just join a female squad. You can be the cute silent lass everyone takes care of.
c7afd7 No.168141
>>168131
I'm talking irl, this one is the one who was my crish, then my ex-crush, then my crush again as of last Friday but all of this labelling is fucking stupid I just don't know what else to call her
a4d074 No.168142
>>168136
This is what happens when you learn your PR skills from Rameem Kaseem tbh. AMW is an anti-racist egalitarian radical feminist but everyone pretends she's a far right racist because they can't be bothered to write out a nuanced critique.
1ea4bd No.168144
>>168138
>running and skinny side
You don't need to get too autistic about becoming a big lad. Long distance running and speed is the most important thing you need to improve for your purposes. Make sure to mix your LIIT with HIIT and get your times good
That being said building a strength foundation WOULD be helpful to you
>eating
Easier to do these things with a strict diet and counted calories.
c7afd7 No.168145
>>168142
I'm glad Nige is doing this tbh it'll help kill the personality cult around him
He's a good lad but not one of us
1ea4bd No.168146
Is there any reason why people roll joints to be top heavy?
e595f6 No.168147
>>168146
probably just for looks
28b001 No.168148
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168044
>>168047
>Time crisis
>House of the dead
Ahhh lads you're bringing back memories
1ea4bd No.168149
>>168136
Nige fulfilled his purpose, no reason to pretend that he's a neo-nazi or anything. He was always civic and libertarian-leaning
2ecad6 No.168150
>>168144
>You don't need to get too autistic about becoming a big lad.
*strokes pic of audie murphy*
*brings up excel spreadsheet of putin, napoleon, hitler, height stats*
>Easier to do these things with a strict diet and counted calories.
That's completely true lad, I've never enjoyed calorie counting but it's what you have to do if you want to gain or lose a certain amount of weight effectively. Should be more into it.
>>168144
>That being said building a strength foundation WOULD be helpful to you
True lad. Sometimes when reaching far to reach something I've dropped my back hurts a little. You just reminded me that I spotted a kickboxing and karate club in the town centre on the way to the gun club the other week. Will have to see if I can get signed up there.
a4d074 No.168151
Spain Violently Suppressing Vote Which ‘Runs Counter to Goals and Ideal of the EU’
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/10/01/catalonia-referendum-livewire-spain-moves-suppress-vote-runs-counter-goals-ideal-eu/
yidbart declares itself in favor of Catalonia. Europe could do with a bit more chaos tbh but I don't like the whittling down of our neighbors.
c7afd7 No.168153
>>168151
I think foreigners in general can be very arbitrary when it comes to 'hey let's divide x country country for some meme reason' tbh
39caab No.168154
>>168141
Just get with her already
>>168142
Yeah. Nigel didn't even have to say anything, just bringing attention to "racism" just makes people connect it with him and UKIP being racist anyway.
>>168149
I never believed him to be anything but a banker bonus but I find his excessive cucking unnecessary.
e595f6 No.168155
Scully and Jen would go well together. I wish I could cuddle with the two of them.
63965c No.168156
>>168151
If your "neigbour", if Spain can be counted as a neighbour, continually threatens and bullies your little brother (Gibraltar) then you break their arm so they can no longer harass them. Catalonia breaking away would seriously weaken Spain, something that would benefit British interests and make Spain less belligerent.
1ea4bd No.168157
>>168147
Unlikely lad
>>168150
>*brings up excel spreadsheet of putin, napoleon, hitler, height stats*
kek lad I meant width wise not length wise
>Should be more into it.
You should lad. Along with tracking macros and micros - don't need to get /too/ into but important to keep in mind especially when you're on a training regiment
>back hurts
ought to look into that tbh, but I'm willing to bet some back exercise would help it
>kickboxing
Y E S lad
28b001 No.168158
>>168087
Where are you at lad?
>tfw my town at uni had a bar called scholars
b75de3 No.168159
>>168146
gotta be tight on the filter but as it goes out you have more room to fill it up?
e595f6 No.168161
>>168156
this fuck spain
theyre not even white
2cc1b9 No.168162
>>168158
Oh it was just an event my friend is going to, I'm not at uni lad.
39caab No.168163
c7afd7 No.168164
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168156
>let's just break up an old proud nation because hurr durr i don't like them
I don't even especially like them but it'd be a shame if they were broken up
I hope the vote is for yes and then Madrid fucking glasses Catalonia
THE ANSWER TO 2017 IS 1939
c7afd7 No.168165
>>168163
>implying I'd post her here
f8a09f No.168166
>>168156
>make Spain less belligerent
Nah, it would make them more butthurt. I don't like Spain but I don't like Catalonia either. I see no reason to approve of a pro-islamic communist state forming so close to the civilised world.
1ea4bd No.168167
>>168154
>but I find his excessive cucking unnecessary.
Fair tbh. I suppose now that he's done with politics he cares more about his reputation
>>168159
That makes sense lad, I think I'll *roll* with that
>gotta be tight around the filter
kek this new rolling skill of yours seems to be helping us all out
39caab No.168168
>>168165
Just post a pic of you holding hands
86fbec No.168169
>>168164
>lefties complaining about how the dago government is being fascist
>all this is serving to do is make the population with Generalissimo was back
1ea4bd No.168170
>>168160
they aren't crushes if youre banging them lad
b75de3 No.168171
>>168167
>That makes sense lad, I think I'll *roll* with that
86fbec No.168172
>>168169
>with
turned into mike thernothish for a second there
f8a09f No.168173
>>168164
>I hope the vote is for yes and then Madrid fucking glasses Catalonia
I'm increasingly thinking this is the only good outcome tbh. DO IT AGAIN BOMBER FRANCO
3c9832 No.168174
SAY GOODBYE TO EXODIA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1ea4bd No.168175
c7afd7 No.168176
>>168168
not much of a pic taker tbh
>>168169
>>168173
>no Franco to sort out the lefties
smh PdR was better though and Franco killed him
c7afd7 No.168177
>>168170
I have my own definition of crush
I guess she's a gf but I hate harping on about it
39caab No.168178
>>168176
Just your hands, lad. Just tell her you need it to prove that you're together to a lad you talk about on an anonymous forum
f8a09f No.168179
>>168176
tbh lad I don't know anything about Spain's history besides Charles II being inbred and them having an empire, Franco is all I've got
86fbec No.168180
>>168178
Sounds like a great idea lad
28b001 No.168181
>>168162
Ah fair enough Is he at uni?
>>168179
>Not knowing about the glorious Spanish reconquista
Come on lad
2cc1b9 No.168182
>>168181
ye it's the international politics society or something sounds like fun tbh
f8a09f No.168183
>>168181
Well I know that it happened.
63965c No.168184
>>168164
I'd be prepared to sacrifice a piece of England if it meant all lefties would move there believing they were entering utopia and leaving us "right-wing bigots" behind.
>>168166
>butthurt
True, it could encourage the Spanish government to refocus it's attempts to take back Gibraltar as a means to distract the population, much like Argentina.
>south of France
>civilised world
You what? Anyway there's already Muslim enclaves throughout Europe. The sooner a country falls, the sooner we can begin a new reconquista.
e595f6 No.168185
>tfw no thick bits of chicken, mash potatoes, carrots, peas and brocolli
im fucking starving
a4d074 No.168186
Spain is a good argument against democracy tbh. Democratic governments only serve to squander wealth and power until the host country is bled dry.
2ecad6 No.168187
>>168186
Yes, people will vote for their own economic interests and bankrupt the public purse. All those anti-democratic lads in the 19th century were right tbh.
c7afd7 No.168188
>>168179
smh lad
>>168184
This isn't quite that though and I disagree anyway
e595f6 No.168189
e595f6 No.168190
>mfw RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE
2cc1b9 No.168191
>>168189
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
39caab No.168192
>>168187
Keek. *pins you down and gives your tummy a raspberry*
f8a09f No.168194
>>168184
>if it meant all lefties would move there believing they were entering utopia
Just like all those leftists who left for Canada when Trump was elected, and all the leftists who fucked off when Brexit was voted for.
>begin a new reconquista
Liquid memetics. The stronger the muslims and their allies become the less likely a reconquest will be, and the chance is already zero.
39caab No.168195
>>168193
I hope cartoon physics applies when you shoot me
39caab No.168196
maybe the 90s weren't that great
2cc1b9 No.168197
>>168196
SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAM
1ea4bd No.168199
>>168196
Man when even your drawn persona is ugly you know you've got problems
86fbec No.168200
>>168199
He's being more realistic than most other trannies
39caab No.168201
>>168199
who /plussizedandproud/ here?
a4d074 No.168202
>>168196
Why are there so many shitty interchangeable webcomics that all look like ass and bitch about the same things. And why do they all get paid for it.
1ea4bd No.168203
>>168200
When youre already as departed from reality as a tranny is, you might as well go full swing.
>>168201
beard's lookin' glorious my dude
f8a09f No.168204
>>168196
>uses videogames controller to watch a film
Consoles were a mistake
b75de3 No.168205
>these private school nigga's starting beef in a chat and we meetin them wednesday
too bad for them we'll be on speed (joke gchq)
1ea4bd No.168206
people who use glorious to describe aspects about themselves are in deep need of a smack
especially when in reference to beards
oh and majestic too
1ea4bd No.168207
>>168205
they don't call you rollin ronny for nothing
39caab No.168208
>>168203
>beard's lookin' glorious my dude
How it looks today
>>168204
Kek
>>168202
Not sure if they do get paid, they probably just have it on their tumblr, but I guess patreons pay them
e595f6 No.168209
>>168206
>Say that to my face not online see what happen
b75de3 No.168210
>>168206
couldnt agree more
>>168207
>tfw they say we gotta fight these guys when we get the shit
>tfw someone mentions me by name to join in
I dont think i've ever felt so excepted in my entire life tbh
63965c No.168211
>>168196
>I am an illustrator living in Ypsilanti, Michigan with my handsome husband, our two cats, and our beautiful dog
Thank God it hasn't reproduced.
39caab No.168212
>>168211
might be a girl with a penis
1ea4bd No.168213
>>168208
>
>>168209
It's true tbh
>>168210
you've grown so much in these last few months lad, I've never been more proud.
Here's hoping you wreck their shit, but not to the extent the police or older brothers get involved
b75de3 No.168214
>>168213
>you've grown so much in these last few months lad, I've never been more proud.
Lad thank you, i really feel like i have made progress and you acknowledging that does mean a lot tbh
>Here's hoping you wreck their shit, but not to the extent the police or older brothers get involved
nah we'll just send then howling and screaming away tbh
1ea4bd No.168215
>>168211
smh I wish these things would reproduce more. When SHTF I want their slave race to be nice and cheap
0017b8 No.168216
any lads visited a Sikh temple before? Is it bro-tier inside?
f8a09f No.168217
>>168205
It's called public school.
39caab No.168218
>>168216
you're allowed to wear a knife inside for self-defence against other sikhs smh
c7afd7 No.168219
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film friday tbh
good film even if it involves cucking for natives
b75de3 No.168220
>>168216
probs not
>>168217
i know thats what it's called in the uk, sorry
a4d074 No.168221
>>168216
I'm not sure that would be safe for me.
e595f6 No.168222
>>168216
i remember going to one on a primary school trip
all i remember is we made samosas which i have loved ever since so sikhs are ok tbh
86fbec No.168223
>>168221
I forgot that Sikhs hate slags
c7afd7 No.168224
>>168216
Went to a gurudwara once, don't remember anything except it's not that different to a mosque I think
39caab No.168225
a4d074 No.168226
>>168225
I'll handle it, give me a second.
39caab No.168227
>>168221
I'll protect you lassie, you protect Pembs
0017b8 No.168231
>>168218
tbh they all have BIG BEARDS and even the women have moustaches whereas the Big Boys put chemicals in the water which made my beard sparse smh
e595f6 No.168232
how to get grill to look at me like this?
1ea4bd No.168235
>>168214
>spoiler
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>we'll send them howling
good stuff lad, need someone to take these posh twats down a peg or 2
>>168216
think I remember having gone back when I was a boy of 3 or 4. I seem to remember them giving us free food, it was pretty alright.
Tbh most foreigners are bro tier one way or another, they just shouldn't be in my country.
0017b8 No.168237
>>168232
display confidence and competence tbh
1ea4bd No.168238
>>168232
Obtain a 12 foot tall sexual aura
b75de3 No.168239
>>168235
>need someone to take these posh twats down a peg or 2
nah lad its a sure thing, they cant do shit
a4d074 No.168241
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b75de3 No.168244
>>168242
tell us in the next thread