▶ 63f988 (600) No.1549
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1552>>1556 >>1559 >>1560 >>1561 >>1564
Hello posters. My first time here tonight. Definitely wasn't posting in the last thread hahahaha
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1556>>1562
>>1552
I knew it, welcome bumbum
We are civic so as long as you assimilate you can stay tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1559>>1562
>>1552
Welcome your majesty.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1560>>1562
>>1552
whats good my nigga
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1561>>1562
>>1552
Oh shit 22 Stone better watch out.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1562>>1563 >>1570
>>1557
*powers up mech suit*
He will allow me to pet him or die.
>>1556
*activates mech suit turban protocol*
bud bud ting ting tbh
>>1559
Greetings lamb, that is a nice pepe
>>1560
Just bombing Iraq illegally tbh smh
>>1561
He is my waif utbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1563
>>1562
>Just bombing Iraq illegally tbh smh
Classic BumBum
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1564>>1566 >>1570
>>1552
*wipes away your tears and then gives you a no homo peck on your cheek*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1565>>1579
>>1555
The yanks on /pol/ are so confused, it's hilarious.
I wonder when we raid "uncucked" next, the beachmaster Memi was good.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1566>>1570
>>1564
wait. Thwat was the wrong post I replied to
Meant >>1515
sorry, Welshlad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1567>>1569 >>1611
>>>/brit/244793
15th for we are a conspiracy crafted by /int/.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1568
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>You will never be this guy
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1569>>1572 >>1573
>>1567
Are they trying to make immigrants come here to displace us?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1570>>1571
>>1562
>He is my waif utbh
King BumBum and Queen 22 Stone.
>>1564
>>1566
*Blushes*
Thanks lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1571>>1575 >>1588
>>1570
But I want to be king
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1572>>1577
>>1569
Immigrants are great, lad. You're not an angry nativist, are you?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1573>>1577
>>1569
Maybe lad, it's how we accidentally killed /newbritpolitics/ after all.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1575>>1577
>>1571
smh you can be king too tbh seeing as it is 2035
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1576>>1588
>>1574
>the lass mysteriously stops posting here
>kikefy shows up in /brit/ just as this happens
>both live in Munich
/thinking/
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1577>>1582 >>1583 >>1584
>>1573
So you're saying we deserve it, lass?
>>1572
No, being displaced is great.
>>1575
Even if it's ok in the current year I'm no homo, lad…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1579>>1581 >>1584
>>1565
I'm glad I got to see the raid before I missed everything
also tbh I have made new space Nigels and I wanted to upload them on /brit/ but of course that's not happening now.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1581>>1591
>>1579
>new space Nigels
post em lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1582>>1585
>>1577
>So you're saying we deserve it, lass?
Not at all lad, just that it's a proven strategy. They'll have a harder job doing it to us though.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1583>>1586
>>1577
>no homo
You will be lad . . . you will be
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1584>>1591
>>1577
smh lad, they're as British as you are
>>1579
Post them tbh, I may make banners out of them if they're good.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1585
>>1582
True. Herts me and Pembs should be able to handle it tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1586
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1587
>>1580
>american kids talk like this
yanks smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1588>>1592 >>1593
>>1576
it's confirmed ages ago that I'm a turkroach mod on /pol/, where you been lad
>>1571
Who would you take as your queen lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1591>>1597 >>1599
>>1581
>>1584
right now? I wanted to wait a little, but I'll see which ones are good looking enough.
>>1584
Thought about it myself. Can you make banners out of gifs?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1592>>1775
>>1588
>Who would you take as your queen lad?
Why are you asking that, lass?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1593>>1600 >>1602
>>1588
>Who would you take as your queen lad?
This is the latest 22stone canon. Make of it what you will.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1597>>1617
>>1591
oh i mean wait till their finished lad no sense rushing it
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1598>>1605
>>1590
who is /tripfriend/
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1599>>1617
>>1591
>Can you make banners out of gifs?
/brit/ has a gif as a banner so I imagine so.
We only have 5 atm, all made by me so I'd appreciate more contributions from other posters.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1600>>1601 >>1602 >>1614
>>1593
Just realised I'm shorter than her in this.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1601>>1604
>>1600
You're bent over, lass. How tall are you?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1602>>1603 >>1604 >>1613
>>1593
I'm going to draw OC as well soon hopefully
22stone you're amazing at this btw
>>1600
how tall are you if this won't give you away
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1603>>1621
>>1602
How tall are you lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1604>>1608 >>1613 >>1621 >>1622
>>1601
>>1602
I measured myself the other day and it turns out I just hit 5'10.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1605
>>1598
No idea, seems like a new board.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1607>>1615
>>1489
>Nice of you to come here though, you're a better lad than him
An antagonism between /brit/ and /newbrit/ wouldn't make sense tbh. Its just a brit/pol/ alternative with mods who have a higher tolerance for shitposting, which eases the modding to keep /brit/ a comfy place for politics posters and allows everyone to move between the two boards according to their preference.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1608>>1610
>>1604
>it turns out I just hit
l-lass… how old are you?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1609
>>1606
how tall are you lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1610>>1613
>>1606
There's no socialism when it comes to height, lad…
>>1608
Not long turned 21, I told you ages ago.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1611
>>1567
*hides post history*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1613
>>1604
same height as me. And here I was hoping I was a BIG LAD
*hangs myself in an attempt to stretch out my neck and gain some inches*
>>1610
Just sounded like you were still growing, lass. That's all
>>1602
>22stone you're amazing at this btw
thanks, lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1615>>1720
Done some tinkering with the flags tbh
>>1607
That's how we saw it originally, but it seems like several posters want to ban any crossposters. I'll lurk /brit/ and see what happens but I'll be staying here mostly.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1616
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1617>>1627 >>1635
>>1599
>>1597
no I have them finished so far. There are just so many sometimes I end up not posting them at all.
Other times I have so many frames that I can make gifs out of them but I can't decide which ones to post. These for example
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1618
>>1612
Banning this poster tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1619>>1626
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Who do you think you are /newbrit/?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1621>>1627 >>1628
>>1603
5'4. probably the shortest on this board.
>>1604
You're a big guy.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1623>>1638
>>1612
Before replying to this post, please remember that this is a bully-free zone.
>>1614
I don't mind being the short one in 22stone's OC tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1625>>1631
Really need to poop, lads.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1626>>1630 >>1635
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1627>>1634 >>1639
>>1612
Oh lad that pretty bad
>>1617
looks good anyway lad
>>1621
are you a girl?
>>1622
5'8 GIANTS
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1628>>1632 >>1640
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1630>>1633
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1631>>1636 >>1644
>>1625
Do it on neo girl's chest lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1632
>>1628
tbf manlet cut off point is like 4'5 so your all good tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1633
>>1630
GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK TO THE DISCORD NOW REEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1634>>1637
>>1627
why, are my posts this gay?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1635>>1658
>tfw 6'2 and tallest on this board
>>1617
These are good. If you want to make it a banner you can change it to the right size. I'll be trying to make 22st's OC into a banner.
>>1626
I hope you're joking lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1636
>>1631
Now this is shitposting.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1637>>1643 >>1649
>>1634
no its just 5'4 is really short and i was wondering if you were a girl. meant no offence
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1638
>>1623
>I don't mind being the short one in 22stone's OC tbh.
What did she mean by this?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1639
>>1627
>5'8 GIANTS
5'8'' IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT HEIGHT ANYONE OVER THIS OR UNDER THIS IS INFERIOR SCUM
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1643>>1651
>>1637
No I'm a lad just really short haha
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1644>>1650
>>1631
Who is neo girl, lad? You'll have to introduce us or something. And sharpish… I can feel the turtle's head coming on, lad…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1646
>>1642
Yeah, you're neither cute nor cool. Sorry, lad…
*hugs you* at least you're the perfect height for me *smells your hair in a no homo way*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1647>>1666
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRAP! THE TRUTH WILL OUT REEEEEEE, NO TRAPS HERE TO MAKE ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!!!!
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1648>>1654 >>1663 >>1671
>tfw this panel hit you harder than it should've
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1649>>1653 >>1663 >>1673
>>1637
It's the lass that posted her tits that one time, watch out she is underaged.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1650>>1657
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1651
>>1643
oh ha, tbf i know a retard "Communist anarchist" who goes out with a 9/10 around your size.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1652
>>1645
*fascistic tendencies +1*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1653>>1656 >>1661 >>1664
>>1649
Underage is the best age tbf
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1654>>1675
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1655>>1659
>>1642
>Posts his IP.
Lad wtf are you doing.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1657
>>1650
What, lad? It wasn't my idea, I swear… Ahh… *poop bubbles*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1658>>1664
>>1635
I will make some tomorrow and post them ini the banners thread
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1660
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1661>>1668
>>1653
Don't be a nonce lad, we might not have many rules but I'm pretty sure that's one of them.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1663>>1675
>>1642
i think youre cool lad
>>1649
smh thanks for the heads up
>>1648
explain it i dont get it lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1664>>1742
>>1653
Unironically this but I can say this because I'm underage too
>>1658
Sounds good lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1666>>1677
>>1647
there are no traps here, lad. They stayed in /newbritpolitics/
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1668>>1674
>>1661
I meant for taking communion lamb . . . are you a nonce or something!?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1669
>>1665
>fuck lad…
Don't stop there, lad. The second half was supposed to make you feel better reee
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1675>>1678 >>1679 >>1680
>>1654
>>1663
It's about moving on lads, leaving certain people behind, and growing as a person…
behind them is a cemetery of the girl's boyfriend, she and the other boy, were in a motorcycle gang together until a crash, now she's grown up and he's come to ask her about it…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1676
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1677>>1683
>>1666
Yer, no trap here, just guys LARP'ing as girl…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1678>>1688
>>1675
oh i get it now. Whats it from?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1679
>>1675
Context should've been included then tbh, as it stands it's just a shite panel.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1680>>1688
>>1675
>It's about moving on lads, leaving certain people behind, and growing as a person…
This is the kind of feel that makes me want to kill myself tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1683>>1695
>>1677
Oh, sorry, lad. Didn't know you were a lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1685>>1691
I'm so bored, lads. I want to be productive but I don't know how. It's like I've been enervated from the inside out, I just don't have the will to do anything at all.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1686>>1691 >>1695 >>1697
I'm adding this banner lads
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1687>>1690 >>1691
*eagerly awaits the first bully*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1688>>1691 >>1692
>>1678
A really good coming of age manga called Rokudenashi Blues, which is Japanese for the Good for Nothing Blues. It's about teenagers doing teenage stuff and drama and I have a weakness for all that.
>>1680
It's a bad feel innit, but it's a feel you have to feel
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1690>>1696
>>1687
*approaches you, matrix dodges your gun fire then punches you*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1691>>1695 >>1700
>>1684
>over the age of consent, dw lad
so like 17/16?
>>1682
tbf you dont
>>1685
you doing ok lad?
>>1686
looks good
>>1687
*is the first bully*
>>1688
>It's about teenagers doing teenage stuff and drama and I have a weakness for all that.
same
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1692>>1700
>>1688
>It's a bad feel innit, but it's a feel you have to feel
It's a feel I've felt too many times though, lad. Why do we have to feel it? It never gets better. Sweet hitler dubs
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1695>>1704
>>1683
I am, lad. Thanks for respecting my pronouns.
>>1686
Alright lad.
>>1691
>tbf you dont
Thanks lad, honest is very important to me.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1696>>1699
>>1690
*falls to the ground, activates failsafe program as 22 turrets come online suddenly aimed at your chest, smugs at you*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1697>>1703
>>1686
Nice. Imagine how confused newcomers would be if all our banners were 22stone-style tryhard fashy.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1698>>1704
>tfw Monarch's 1 hour ban has expired but his 1001 year ban remains
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1699
>>1696
*dodges all incoming attacks, reverse pile drives you and decapitates you, puts your head in bag labelled swag, then walks off into the sunset*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1701
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I don't think I'm prepared for nationals yet.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1703
>>1697
I don't want to overload on 22 banners but his OC is amazing.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1704>>1706 >>1711
>>1695
>>1695
>>1695
>I am, lad. Thanks for respecting my pronouns.
No problem, lass
>>1698
How are bans like that even possible? I thought they were supposed to end after 3 months?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1705
>>1700
smh lad stop making me feel
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1706>>1710
>>1704
>No problem, lass
Lad…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1708
>>1700
>it's a normies whine about gfs/bfs they've had episode
smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1709>>1715
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1710>>1725
>>1706
Damn, lass, are those real?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1711
>>1704
idk I just enjoy it
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1712>>1714 >>1716
*lifts up your little school dress and licks lips looking at your sexy big girls knickers*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1714>>1717
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1715
>>1709
Trajectory of /newbrit/, lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1716>>1719
>>1712
This is not a comfy post.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1717>>1723
>>1714
The school lasses such as lamb or girl tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1719
>>1716
You look comfy . . . LASS
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1720>>1724
>>1615
>Done some tinkering with the flags tbh
I like this one tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1722
>>1713
*hatches dastardly plan involving goons, SA, shitposters, and traps*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1723>>1728
>>1717
Lamb isn't here, is he?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1724>>1727 >>1738
>>1720
It's a staple of our board culture lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1727
>>1724
CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1728>>1734
>>1723
I sense him, I know him to be near . . .
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1729>>1730 >>1732 >>1735
>get hooked on tv show
>finish them all
>new series is in 3 months
>nothing else to watch or do
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1731
Making banners is fun tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1733>>1743
>>1725
Lass I can see your nips but I can't see your arms ahhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1734
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1735
>>1729
find something else to watch, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1736>>1746
>>1732
That's what I'm in the middle of doing tbh. I was >implying I might need suggestions.
>>1730
Rude tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1738
>>1721
Just browsing atm tbh
>>1724
I'm glad it is
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1740>>1741
>>1737
>No Nazi huwhite family
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1741
>>1739
tbf biff was alpha
>>1740
dream family lads
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1742>>1744 >>1749
>>1664
all I did so far in paint, but don't add them they aren't good. It's fine if I do non-nigel ones right? Tbh I still have some banners I made for /brit/ that were never uploaded, I can post them too.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1744
>>1742
why limit it to nigels lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1746>>1751 >>1757
>>1736
Westworld
Utopia
Black Mirror
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1747
i want to make love to you. I want you to know what it is to be a woman
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1749>>1752
>>1742
These are great, it'll be nice to have some not made by me. I reckon I'll add 2, 3, and 5 for now and I may add the others if we're still short of banners.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1750>>1760
>>1743
You're a sassy, lass *spanks you as punishment/reward*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1751>>1767
>>1746
Good suggestions, lass.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1752>>1754
>>1749
You can always add the /newbrit/ logo on them, I forgot. I'll look if I get to make gif banners and upload at least one in the thread.
Making banners for a board if the ultimate comfy. Reminds me of early /bane/.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1753>>1755
>>1689
That would be pretty fun, tbh. Just as long as there's no IRC business or anything.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1754>>1759
>>1752
I just ended up adding them all tbh
Don't worry about adding /newbrit/, it's not really needed in every banner. Banners are defo comfy as hell though, I enjoy it.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1755
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1757>>1767
>>1737
>man in the high castle
Forgot about this. May try.
>>1746
I was just looking at Black Mirror. Seen a few. Think there's no one story running through them iirc? Any episode suggestions? Or better or worse seasons?
Utopia I think I might have seen but don't remember well.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1758
>>1748
It's about a secret society trying to reduce the worlds population, and a group of online shitposter who meet up and try to stop them. It's good.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1759>>1762
>>1754
can't you remove them?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1762
>>1759
No, I like them, and we don't have that many banners at the moment. You did good tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1763>>1769
>>1760
Get dressed, lass. This is a moral board tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1764>>1766
>>1761
what happened, why do they hurt? Herpes? The cold?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1766>>1768 >>1773
>>1764
He got the aids from Owen Jones, too much Poz.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1767
>>1751
Thank lad.
>>1757
>Think there's no one story running through them iirc?
You do remember correctly.
>Any episode suggestions? Or better or worse seasons?
Umm there is a British version and an American version, there is also some christmas special I think. All directed by the sae guy though I think.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1768
>>1766
>ywn bugchase with Owens
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1771>>1813
>>1761
I hope me reading that made you feel better, lad
>>1769
You're way cuter that way, lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1773
>>1766
Your lips don't hurt from aids. Also this >>1770
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1774>>1776 >>1780 >>1813
I want to thank you all for helping get this board started lads. When we first started I was unsure if we would even overtake /nbp/ but now we're slaughtering /brit/ in pph and velocity. It's going to be hell of a ride.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1775>>1779
>>1592
Why didn't she respond, lads? Did she get embarrassed? Did she think I'd pick her? smh a bit conceited tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1776>>1813
>>1774
its gonna be good lad, reminds me of when /politics/ started tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1777>>1785 >>1789
I have a new waifu. Would you like to see her?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1778>>1789
>>1770
Make sure he isn't ban evading, lad. He needs to sit out his 1001 year ban like a good boi
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1779>>1783
>>1775
>giving youself (You)s
smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1780>>1793 >>1813
>>1774
I'm happy we've had some /nbp/ migrants tbh. Just a pity not all of them came along. Even Barbarossa could come. I am sure he'd become a better lad without the mod powers corrupting him
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1783
>>1779
I can't see the (You), lass, as that post was made before I went into mod mode smh
>>1781
>that's all I ever wanted lad
That's nice, lad. Hope you get better
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1784
>>1781
>a kind rei memi
wew lad just what I need
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1785
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1788
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Her name is Laura Dayton. She is my waifu. I love her lads.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1789>>1792 >>1793
>>1777
Sure lad
>>1778
>He needs to sit out his 1001 year ban like a good boi
Top kek, lad. Shouldn't we take the moral high ground? if it wasn't obvious I'm being paid by Monarch
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1791
>>1787
Ye. But I lie the kind animu girl also.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1792>>1794
>>1789
But he told you to fuck off on /brit/
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1793>>1796 >>1798 >>1813
>>1780
>Even Barbarossa could come. I am sure he'd become a better lad without the mod powers corrupting him
He's a traitor, an angry nativist, and chats in IRCs. He isn't welcome tbh
>>1782
I was joking a bit tbh but yeah don't do it unless you're certain, we are a lenient board after all.
>>1789
I know you're a /brit/ spy, lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1794
>>1792
Sure, lass, but unlike Herts I'm not taking it so seriously. I understand why Herts is genuinely upset about him though.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1796>>1802 >>1813
>>1793
>He's a traitor, an angry nativist, and chats in IRCs. He isn't welcome tbh
that's true… we wouldn't be able to know whether he was in IRCs.Then again we can't know that about anybody…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1797>>1804
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Here she is holding a doggy and teaching me about mexico she's so silly
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1798>>1801 >>1802 >>1804
>>>/brit/244892
wew
>>1793
I generally never liked Alberto
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1801>>1804
>>1798
Wew indeed. I didn't realise how much of /brit/'s traffic came from us until we were exiled.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1802>>1804
>>1796
I'm in a secret discord tbh, you found me out
>>1798
top kek
>>>/brit/244896
I wonder why they're acting like children…
>I generally never liked Alberto
Well, he's part Jewish, so there you go.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1804>>1806 >>1807
>>1797
Why her?
>>1798
God. That fucking SA/TTPW image
>>1799
Always found it suspicious how you felt like it was necessary to be loudly against it all the time tbh
>>1802
>I'm in a secret discord tbh, you found me out
You are, aren't you? That's where I got my log in information, no?
>>1801
tbh I think shitposting is healthy. It kind of keeps people around until things happens tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1805
>>1803
I agree, lad. I miss him, lads
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1806
>>1804
I only use it for DM's and it's actually handy for things like giving you login details.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1807
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>>1804
She's cute and makes sick raps
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1808>>1810 >>1811
We never even meant to hurt /brit/.
This was just a brit/politics/ replacement.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1810>>1818
>>1808
Are you feeling guilty, lass?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1811>>1816 >>1818 >>1824
>>1808
I know, but they believed Barbosa, not us, for some reason, and they've made it clear that we are not welcome. The BO is OK with us, it's the mods who are the problem.
>>1809
I fucking called it, he's autistic.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1813
>>1771
>You're way cuter that way, lass
Thanks lad.
>>1774
Np lad.
>>1776
Yer lad.
>>1780
>>1793
>>1796
Shame about alberto but he's chosen his path.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1816>>1820 >>1825
>>1811
>I fucking called it, he's autistic.
that, or he can't stop lurking here
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1817
>>1815
>skiping ja ja
lmao that the only good thing about that film
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1818>>1821 >>1822 >>1825
>>1810
Yes. Empathy is my Achilles heel.
>>1811
>The BO is OK with us, it's the mods who are the problem.
Hopefully he can convince them to calm down and give peace a chance tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1820
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She looks so beautiful in this.
>>1816
Do you look better than my waifu lass? Bet you don't.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1821
>>1818
>Hopefully he can convince them to calm down
this, I really never wanted beef with /brit/
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1822>>1831
>>1818
>Yes. Empathy is my Achilles heel.
I know that feel, lass. I hope you don't let people take advantage of you
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1824>>1828
>>1811
Lad Monarch is obviously joking. I'm not an agent I swear
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1825>>1831
>>1816
Could easily be both.
>>1818
I made him aware of our complaints but he seemed to defend them. Although he did say that he wishes no antagonism between the two boards. I'd go back there if the mods calmed down and didn't act like autists on a power trip.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1826>>1830
I LOVE YOU LAURA DAYTON I WILL WRITE POETRY ABOUT YOU I LOVE YOU COME TO ME I LOVE YOU
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1828>>1830
>>1824
He's really committed to it then. I don't anyone else who obssesses this much in the pursuit of a joke.
It's not actually him that makes me not want to go back there, it's just the general atmosphere of not being allowed to post anything that isn't 100% politics related.
>>>/brit/244897
They even admit it's killing their board, tacitly of course.
>>1827
shh lad don't reveal our evil plan
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1829
>>>/brit/244921
>>>/brit/244923
Whoops, posted in wrong thread after clicking a link to it from here.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1830>>1833 >>1837
>>1826
>>1826
Where did you even find her? Seems really uninteresting for me. Sorry, lad
>>1828
>He's really committed to it then. I don't anyone else who obssesses this much in the pursuit of a joke.
He does it because he thinks your reaction is funny, lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1831>>1837 >>1838
>>1822
I do, smh.
>>1823
True lad.
>>1825
Here's hoping that tomorrow will bring an end to this costly war.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1833>>1838
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>>1830
I'm glad you don't like her lad that leaves her all for me. I fond her through the power of love tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1835>>1838 >>1839 >>1840 >>1844
>Go away to sleep for a bit
>Come back
>All these new posts
Feel intimidated and not needed tbh no one would even notice if I never came back. I'm not even anyone with an identity of any kind.
Please don't look at my post count.
Didn't even notice you all posted so much a new thread had to be made which you're almost 300 posts in on so I posted in the old one.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1837
>>1830
So we've established that he autistically pursues a reaction from me. He's still an autist for going to such lengths. Anyway, enough about him.
>>1831
I'll be unbanned tomorrow and I'll post there then. I won't do anything provocative, but if I get banned again immediately for being from here than it's war tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1838>>1884
>>1827
screenshotted and linked to the /brit/ mods in Discord tbh
>>1831
>I do, smh.
I thought so. I am sure you've heard it before as well. I was constantly told it but it didn't really help. You'd have to change your personality which is a lot of work smh and I don't want that
>>1833
That's good, lad. I wouldn't want to take her from you even if I liked her
>>1835
Don't be intimidated, lad. Just stick around and pick a flag if you want to stand out tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1839
>>1835
no lad you matter, please don't abandon us
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1840>>1884
>>1835
WaifuPoster!?
*Doesn't look at post count.*
Come back lad whoever you are.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1841
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>Laura will never ski to our log cabin and we "relac" by the fire smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1843>>1857
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Lamb finished it apparently.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1844>>1884
>>1835
Welcome lad, you can stay tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1847>>1850
>>1845
That's not me, lads I swear
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1848>>1850
>>1845
Smh at this bully tbh lads.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1849>>1850
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1850>>1853 >>1854 >>1858
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1852
>>1846
Already had all of those, lad. You only reduced the value of my collection by posting them. *cocks banhammer* Try again
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1853
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1854>>1856
>>1850
Was going to say if we ban them we're just as bad as them, but I guess it's fine if they are banned for bullying
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1856>>1861
>>1854
It was a (1) who came here simply to bully, if we don't ban that then what do we ban? Plus hypocrisy is fine when we do it tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1857
>>1843
Top kek. He's doing God's work. Had no idea that was his channel
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1858>>1862
>>1850
>2 days
a bit harsh tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1861
>>1856
>Plus hypocrisy is fine when we do it tbh
True. As long as we don't make them permanent I'm fine tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1862
>>1858
Justice is swift tbh
I just put in a random time tbh, I'm not consistent
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1863>>1866 >>1870 >>1872 >>1873
I want a new gf i'm so lonely smh i might buy a hamster like gorgon did smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1864>>1869 >>1870
Are based jews okay with you guys?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1865
>>1855
Sorry it had to be this way, lad *pulls the trigger*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1866>>1877
>>1863
i hope you're nicer to your hamster
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1868
Reminder the angry nativists can never win
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1869
>>1864
Hello my fine hebrew friend.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1870>>1877
>>1863
>Reminding me of his hamster
please no
>>1864
Sure, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1872>>1877
>>1863
Get a pet pig. They're nice pets and edible too. Just don't tell your local rabbi!
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1873
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1875>>1879 >>1881
>gigantic morbidly obese taff pants and struggles his way into my surgery
>gesture to the weight scales, he clambers his colossal mass on and it reads 17st until i pull his belly off the radiator, now it's 22st
>he starts crying and babbling about someone called jordan peterson and "having children" and how he's "going to make it"
>says how the secret services let him go because he couldn't cope with the bullying from his assigned board
>22st taff begs me to give him sadpills
>administer a lethal dose of morphine instead
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1876
>>1871
Pretty sure Greedo shot first, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1877>>1881
>>1872
I already banned the jews from the /bumbumcourt/ tbh smh
>>1870
His family know about it tbh i told them kek
>>1867
She are too itchy for me smh
>>1866
>tfw can't make it climax
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1880>>1883
>>>/brit/244948
>over nothing
This level of revisionism should not be possible.
Monarch does not want to let this die, I never wanted this bad blood between boards. This is getting tiring tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1881
>>1875
>gesture to the weight scales, he clambers his colossal mass on and it reads 17st until i pull his belly off the radiator, now it's 22st
Top kek
>administer a lethal dose of morphine instead
ahhhhhhhhhh sweet release
>>1877
>His family know about it tbh i told them kek
Amazing, lad. It's what he can expect. He puts so much filth out there on youtube and his blog
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1883>>1886
>>1880
>rising to linksfag's bait
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1884>>1903
>>1844
>>1842
>>1840
>>1838
Thanks guys.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1886
>>1883
Monarch posted that. Anyway, enough.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1888>>1893 >>1894 >>1900
>Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is Sheevil!
What did he mean by this?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1889
nah fuck you Stef don't want the blackpill right now tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1890
>>1885
Waitrose is a bit overpriced tbf
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1892>>1897 >>1911
>>1887
Nah lad what the Turks did will only anger the people more and get better chances for Wilders getting elected. I hope.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1893>>1896
>>1888
sweet based uncle Adolf trips, lad
Also I think he misspoke and meant to say that he's the senate
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1894
>>1888
"Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is your father!"
That's what he actually said.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1895
>>1891
It's about Europe and mass immigration and the discouraging of Europeans from having children etc.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1896>>1898
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1897
>>1885
>hates waitrose
I hope he doesn't cut himself on that edge
>>1892
It's annoying how their electoral system means he won't win. I don't entirely trust him but I really hope he can get in.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1898
>>1896
Did you reply to the wrong lad, lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1900>>1908
>>1888
>From my point of view the Jedi are Sheevil!
What did he mean by this?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1902>>1904
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1903
>>1884
Np Rhody, I did notice you in the other thread and wondered who you might be tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1904
>>1902
He needs a shit lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1905
>>1899
stop posting like this
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1906>>1914
>just remember I have an essay to do for tomorrow and it's already nearly 11
I might say goodnight tbh so I can get on with it
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1908>>1909 >>1910 >>1915
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>>1900
*kills a temple full of children*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1909>>1913
>>1908
I think you mean younglings.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1910
>>1908
wait, that doesn't sound right
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1911>>1917
>>1892
Whoops, sorry lad
>>1892
What did the Turkey Worky Woos do lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1913
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1914>>1918
>>1906
I had to do a presentation on how Singapore's government is build and did fuckall. Will do tomorrow morning tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1915
>>1908
HOL UP
*strangles pregnant wife*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1917>>1919
>>1911
Campaign for their shitty irrelevant referendum in countries with Turkish communities like France, Germany and the Netherlands to get extra votes by post and called everyone from these countries Nazis in the process. Hilarious shit really.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1918
>>1914
ooo you are a naughty girl the lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1919
>>1917
keek, as one may say.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1920>>1921 >>1922
>>1916
What do you mean? He seems completely normal to me.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1921>>1924
>>1920
Oh God. What were they thinking?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1922>>1926
>>1920
*shoots up niggers in a Church*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1924>>1928
>>1921
They had a collective stroke of genius.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1929
>You were my mother Anakin!
>I loved you!
literally what
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1930>>1932
>>1928
As far as I'm concerned the holiday special is part 2 of the Star Wars saga.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1932>>1936
>>1930
Never seen it, but aren't large parts of it just Wookies "talking"?
It just seems like the kind of thing you'd do years after the films were done and you probably wouldn't even have the main actors in it.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1933
>>1931
>It's a children's film
*cuts to politics in the senate*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1936>>1940
>>1932
Just under a third of the two hour show is wookiee noises. The focus on animal interaction with very human objects gives off the feeling of a David Lynch movie.
The space merchant carries the whole thing in terms of human performance. I unironically liked this guy tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1937
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1938
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1939
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1940>>1941
>>1936
>Just under a third of the two hour show is wookiee noises
Nobody wants to see that
>The focus on animal interaction with very human objects gives off the feeling of a David Lynch movie.
Why, lass?
You're not recommending it, are you?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1941>>1945
>>1940
I am recommending it lad. It's an unforgettable experience.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1942>>1945 >>1946
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>"how can we make fun of George Lucas"?
>"Just make him short hahaha"
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1945
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>>1942
>>1943
top kek. I'm sorry, lad *puts you on my shoulders*
>>1941
If you say so… thinking about it. I've actually seen RLM review it, but I forgot most of it. I remember it being a very funny episode though
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1946>>1950 >>1951
>>1942
>bullying george
Why won't they leave that poor autist alone?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1947
Think I'll just watch the RLM episode instead and pretend I have friend and that I'm high brown when it comes to films tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1950
>>1946
its like picking on the retarded kid
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1951>>1954
>>1946
It's what bullies do, lass. They see other bullies make fun of someone and then they make fun of him to to fit in.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1952>>1953
>>1949
Remember when you had cancer and was 5'5, lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1953>>1956
>>1952
>Pembroke had cancer
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1954
>>1951
wait, no that's what I did. I guess I'm a bully too
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1956
>>1953
He didn't lass, I just drew him bald.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1959
>>1958
lad i dont think any less of you for being 5'5" lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1961>>1963
>>1958
So being 5'5 wasn't just a memi?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1962>>2009
>>1960
wait are you shorter?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1963>>1966
Now that I think about it, Pembs was always kind of... feminine in the 22st cinematic universe
>>1958
Why did you, lad? 5'5 is way more aesthetically pleasing and actually short short, unlike 5'7 smh
>>1961
It was. He lied. It's actually 5'7 smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1965
HE'S A BIG LIAR SHORT IN STATURE
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1966>>1967 >>2009
>>1963
>MW
Kek.
>Sub
Who was that?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1967>>1971
>>1966
Alexander Gordon Jahans' autistic submissive former boyfriend
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1969
>>1968
>*cripples my back into making me shorter*
top kek
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1971>>1973
>>1967
Wew I forgot that short period where he actually had a boyfriend. Didn't he end up terrifying them and had to leave?
>>1968
You were 5'5 at one point in your life, just like 22stone was 22stone at one point in his life.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1973>>1978
>>1971
> Didn't he end up terrifying them and had to leave?
Yeah. He didn't finish while they were having a go so he asked his boyfriend if he could finish himself off in bed but the boyfriend denied him since he wanted to browse ebay. Then Gordon acted passive aggressive or something, went downstairs for something to drink and when he came upstairs again his boyfriend had thrown his things out of his room and was screaming while under the covers.
>You were 5'5 at one point in your life, just like 22stone was 22stone at one point in his life.
That's clever, lass.
>>1972
True, lad. You simply grew. You were 5'5. You didn't lie.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1974>>1976 >>1979
Seriously though, it's kind of creepy. His boyfriend seemd to be kind of literally retarded and Gordon was like a caretaker. Almost sounded like he took advantage of him tbh. Don't know how they met.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1975>>1977
>Everytime there's an affair in a civil war era movie it's always the black slave fucking the slave owners wife or daughter
Why do niggers have a huge inferiority complex? Oh wait, they are inferior and have to daydream to have anything to remotely boast about
ALL YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ARE FICTITIOUS
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1976>>1978
>>1974
they met online. I dont think the retard was taken advantage of its pretty much the other way around. His bf told convinced him to have sexual relations with animals like a cat, they broke up because jahans was sucking him off and then the retard refused to reciprocate Jahans had a spaz and retard made him leave and had a spaz
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1977>>1980
>>1975
But the upcoming Hannibal film has Hannibal portrayed by a black man
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1978
>>1976
Yeah I described the event of him throwing Gordon out here >>1973 Sure he was kind of using Gordon, but it seemed like he was literally retarded. Which he is, I guess.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1979>>1986
>>1974
Our society encourages damaged people to seek sexual gratification from each other.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1980>>1986
>>1977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE WERE NO NIGGERS AT CARTHAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1983
>>1981
smh that would have been funny
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1986>>1988 >>1990
>>1979
Breeding is a human right, lass. Down syndrome people should breed and have children they can't take care of!
>>1980
Nigger slaves maybe? Romans had nigger slaves, no?
>>1981
They should have done videos together
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1987
>>1985
>>1984
Do edited posts become edited without you having to refresh the thread?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1988>>1989
>>1986
The only niggers were castrati in parts of Egypt. The Sahara Desert is yuge and difficult to navigate. It was a great deal more difficult to travel back then to. Let's not forget that 99.9% of people in the world were tied to the land smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1989
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1990
>>1986
>Breeding is a human right,
kek shouldnt be
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1991>>1997 >>1998 >>2001 >>2009
I'm off to bed now lads.
Dubs decides what I dream about.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1996
>>1993
You've got two chances to get trips tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1997
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1998>>2006
>>1991
Cuddling with Virginia.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.1999>>2006 >>2009
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2002
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2004
>tfw deleting posts don't reduce the numbers of the ones that came after
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2006>>2013
>>1998
She's cute but I can't really settle for someone almost a decade older than me tbh.
>>1999
>>2000
Well that should be easy tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2007>>2012 >>2014 >>2016
Okay lads, I'll give you one last go for whoever hits 11.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2008
>>2005
No I was greedy. my computer slowed down because I opened multiple tabs. I wanted to try to post fast like Waifuposter
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2009>>2017
>>1962
Taller 5'7''
>>1966
MW is Millennial woes.
>>1991
Night lass.
>>1999
Good lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2012>>2015
>>2007
a nice mellow day on the beach in the shade tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2013>>2017 >>2020
>>2006
She may be older than you by a lot, but she can still be your friend and cuddlebuddy.
>>2006
Dream of cuddling Virginia!
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2014>>2016
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2015>>2020
>>2011
thanks, lad. we're on the beach >>2012
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2016
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2017
>>2009
yeah i got that lad
>Good lad.
:)
>>2013
>your friend and cuddlebuddy.
cuddlebuddies transcend age tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2020>>2021
>>2011
>>2015
O-okay. I'm sure we'll have a good time.
>>2013
I guess I wouldn't say no in that case. Maybe next time lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2021
>>2019
I appreciate it, lad. You're too kind. Can't wait to hear how the dream turned out. If it's a nightmare I'm blaming you though.
>>2020
>O-okay. I'm sure we'll have a good time.
Tell us tomorrow, lass. I take no responsibility for my actions though.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2023
>>2018
I love how Sargon looks like a fucking gorilla
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2027
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2030>>2032
>>2026
>Gets his dick sucked by some asian while doing a voice stream.
>decent
Smh at that reace mixing degenerate tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2031
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2032>>2039
>>2030
wait what? i didnt hear about this
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2034>>2036
I regret it, lads. Why do I keep doing it
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2036>>2038
>>2034
what did you do you silly billy?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2038
>>2035
>>2036
Did she go to bed?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2039>>2042
>>2032
Yer happened a long time ago when GamerGate was still fresh..
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2041>>2057
>>2037
I loved that anime Pity I don't know how to play that japanese game or I could have watched the other anime from the same manga artist.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2042>>2045
>>2039
how do people know? did they hear?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2045>>2051
>>2042
>both giggling
>girl goes quiet
>he's still talking
>people in the stream question what was going on
>she start talking again
Pretty obvious something was going on. He might of admitted to it later as well, but I can't remember.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2047
>>2043
Well kind of. I regret making my dream suggestion.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2048
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2050
>>2049
>oh it's not bad lad don't be like that
I hope not. I hope she has a nice dream and I'm only overthinking it.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2051
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2052
>>2049
>please pretend I didn't copy paste and react accordingly
But it's so long and I'm so tired, lad
>Implying I'm not just using that as an excuse
>Implying I'd read it even if I was fully awake
sorry, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2054
>>2053
Thanks for comforting me, lad.
>lad… it's not very exiting or funny tbh just a long rant from someone who hates his brother
I see. Do you have any siblings, lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2055
>>2044
>>2049
>please pretend I didn't copy paste and react accordingly
I'd probably ask why he cares so much.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2057
>>2040
Its one of my favourites.
>>2041
I dont think you need to know much about mahjong to watch Akagi but I havent seen it either so I dont really know.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2058>>2061 >>2062 >>2064 >>2065
>Secretly drinking out of the bottle for the orange juice
Mummy will never know she's getting my germs.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2060
>>2056
>I am not much compared to them lol
Lad…
Probably never been as mad at anyone as I've been with my brothers, but it's nice that everything is fine the next day tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2061
>>2058
What if she does it too lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2062
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2063
>>2059
Don't worry, lad, I'll probably forget. I always forget. Why do I even ask things?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2064
>>2058
Your just boosting her immune system lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2065
>>2058
>tfw you do this
>tfw you get caught doing it
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO IMPROVE THE FAMILY'S IMMUNE SYSTEM REEEEEEEEEE
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2068>>2071
>>2066
Two youngers, but I'm the worst one.
>how can you remember you forgot lad? :^()
Good question. hm
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2071>>2073
>>2068
one older brother and im the worst one
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2072>>2075
>>2069
>>2070
He says he's ok and that it's his place. I wish he'd come here though. He seemed like a good lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2073>>2075
>>2071
smh. We need communism. Nobody should have to be the worst sibling.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2074>>2077
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2075>>2078
>>2072
i was always going to pop in here but because me and alberto arnt exactly on talking terms right now i think i might just stay here tbh
>>2073
you have the right idea there lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2077>>2132
>>2074
Same, lad. It's never coming back though. It's just porn and normies now
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2078>>2079
>>2075
I'd prefer it if we could all be in one place, but obviously quite a bit of /newbritpolitics/ prefers the company of a few so I guess there will always be a split.
>>2076
Wew well spotted. (1) at this time? what's going on
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2079>>2080
>>2078
its better this way
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2080
>>2079
I guess I just want what I can't have smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2082
>>2081
Night, lad. Sleep tight
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2084>>2088
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2085>>2086 >>2224
hope you went to bed so you can't see this, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2086>>2087
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2087
>>2086
she'll give birth to mutts and have acid thrown in her face and a beta Finn will help her race them smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2088
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2090>>2091
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2092>>2112
>>2091
The weak should fear the strong
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2095>>2097
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2097>>2100 >>2112
>>2095
Shame, might have to move here then lads…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2098>>2099 >>2101 >>2112
>tfw last burger standing
Keeping this PPH count up lads.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2099>>2102
>>2098
Lad how on earth did you find the brit/politics/ lads tbh?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2100>>2103
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>2097
w-we'll try to accommodate you, lad
*puts some food in front of you to lure you out of your shell*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2101
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2102>>2104
>>2099
Not here for the brit/politics/ lads tbh, only for cheeky banter from 22st and pembs.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2103>>2107 >>2112
>>2100
t-thank you lad
It's CFposter btw welshlamb
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2104>>2105
>>2102
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2105>>2106
>>2104
Still here to give you (You)s though lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2107>>2108
>>2103
I can tell, lad. I forgot what CF stands for though, just makes me think of common filth. Sorry, lad my memory really sucks
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2108>>2109
>>2107
Conservative Flag tbh lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2109>>2111 >>2116
>>2108
Is there any tricks to remembering things?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2110>>2111
Did your siblings ever bully you for not having friends, lads?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2111>>2113
>>2109
No idea fam
>>2110
A little bit but i'm never called Oni Chann tbf
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2112>>2116
>>2092
Heh.
>>2097
Welcome lad, good to see you here.
>>2098
Burger is here too kek.
>>2103
I'm WelshLad, lad, that's 22 Stone.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2113
>>2111
>A little bit but i'm never called Oni Chann tbf
Would you want your sibling to refer to you as oniichan?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2115>>2163
>>2114
>already Samurai Jack season 5 porn
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2116>>2118
>>2109
Method of Loci lad.
memiry palaces using mnemonics.
I've memorized the precise location of every memi gathered and stored on my HDD since 2009.
>>2112
*patriotism intensifies*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2117>>2119
>Preparing for a debate where I stand up and argue for safe spaces and trigger warnings
>Trying to understand the arguments behind it so I can convince the judges
>Reading articles by Laurie Penny and wading through paragraphs about "marginalised groups", "distressing content" and "identity-based disagreements".
>Still don't understand the logic
Any help lads?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2118>>2121 >>2124
>>2116
Oh, I've heard that. Won't that just be even more things to remember though? First you have to kind of remember where you placed the memory, and then you have to remember the memory itself
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2119>>2120
>>2117
You are going to defend safe spaces and trigger warnings?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2121>>2123
>>2118
I tried this and was too dumb to construct a palace that resembled what I wanted to remember and gave up
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2122
>>2120
Do you have to? I get that it's good to try and understand the arguments of the people you disagree with, but there is nothing to understand. I doubt I'd be able to even attempt defending it without laughing tbh. But at least it will be interesting to hear the arguments of the person you're debating with.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2123
>>2121
>tfw want to give up before even trying because it sounds hard
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2124>>2129 >>2131
>>2118
Lad, you can even do it with places you remember vividly from childhood. I started out with placing core concepts from Uni for tests onto the walls of my bedroom, as if scrawled over the paint. Could apply it to any location tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2127>>2129
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2128>>2131
>>2076
I have to flip my VPN back off and on again or the auto-updater thing eats all my RAM
tfw after all these years still too used to boards without IDs
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2129>>2139
>>2124
>>2127
How did you block my reply lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2131>>2134
>>2124
Oh, right. I can use a real place.
>>2128
>artificially increasing our UIDs
LAD
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2132
>>2077
I just get immense feels when I think back on what it was, lad. The closest I've seen to old /r9k/ is Wizchan, but the Wizard cult is stupid and it's just not the same. There are other hikki boards but they're too slow.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2133>>2135 >>2136 >>2140
>tfw /nbp/ is dead already
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2134>>2140
>>2131
Sorry, lad. I used to do it on /brit/ too tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2136
>>2133
22st and pembs are literally half of the posts in this thread
Fuelled by autism.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2137
>>2135
We can't keep losing boards like this!
It'll kill us all..
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2138>>2141 >>2142 >>2144
At the end of the day, I follow the NEETs. You know you'll be safe in their company.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2139>>2145
>>2129
?? I've no mod privileges here lad, I'm just a 33rd degree freemason tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2140>>2143 >>2145
>>2133
/nb/ rises from /nbp/'s ashes, lad
>>2134
It's fine, lad, don't worry. Why though? Haven't heard of anyone else having to do that.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2141>>2145
>>2138
It's not all sunshine and roses, lad, we can be a quarrelsome lot at times.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2142>>2145
>>2138
True. We will never intentionally hurt you, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2143>>2149 >>2150
>>2140
I'm a cheap NEET so I just use a free VPN, it's alright if I use the desktop software but the browser addon throws a right strop if I leave a thread open with the auto-updater checked.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2144
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2145>>2146
>>2139
wew
>>2140
Hopefully lad…
>>2141
We wouldn't be here if that wasn't the case lad.
>>2142
You're a kind lot, lads. Mummy has raised you all to be good boys!
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2146>>2147
>>2145
> Mummy has raised you all to be good boys!
a big nice coddled good boy. I'd die in the wilds. I'm no Snake
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2148>>2151
Mummy thinks I hate her for some reason, smdh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2149
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2150>>2152
>>2143
They'll steal your metadata, lad. Free VPNs also keep logs. Get Mullvad or NordVPN tbh and split the cost with another local autist as you can use it on 3 devices simultaneously
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2151>>2153
>>2148
Are you passive aggressive, lad?
>>2147
❤️
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2152
>>2150
>stealing from penniless NEETs
Is there no honour left in this world?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2153>>2154
>>2151
I guess in a way I am, I've heard people say that about me before. The truth is that I just really don't like confrontation and I'm eager to please others, so I suppose I end up coccooning if I'm frustrated or in a low mood. People don't like it, they would rather you fight with them, it's all so weird tbh lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2154
>>2153
Just asking because I catch myself being a cunt a lot of the time, especially when I want to be left alone which is most of the time
I'm also similar in that I hate confrontation and is eager to please others smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2156
Linguistics homework, the gym, then back to give you lads some (You)s again.
>>2155
Night lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2157
I don't know about Varg's views but I'll be damned if he doesn't make some of the comfiest videos I've ever seen
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2158
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2159
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2160
That same evening he came across a photo taken of him at his old primary school, in Charny, and he began to weep. Seated at his desk, the child held a school book open in his hands. He was looking straight at the camera and smiling, spirited and full of joy, and what seemed incomprehensible was that this child was him. This child did his homework, learned his lessons earnestly, confidently. He was entering the world, discovering the world, and the world did not make him afraid. He was all ready to take his place in the society of men. All that, you could see it all in the child’s eyes… Time is a banal mystery, he tried to tell himself, and it was only natural. The light in his eyes went out, the joy and the confidence faded away.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2161>>2166
time for some morning newspaper
Nicola Sturgeon's last-ditch bid to derail Brexit if Scotland is not offered special treatment in negotiations
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/12/nicola-sturgeon-threatens-derail-brexit-scotland-not-offered/
>Nicola Sturgeon will threaten to derail Brexit by setting out plans for a second independence referendum unless Theresa May offers Scotland a special deal.
>The Scottish First Minister could name the date she intends to hold a new referendum as early as this week, The Telegraph understands, if Mrs May does not bow to her will.
>Ms Sturgeon has previously hinted that autumn 2018 would be a suitable time to call a referendum
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2163>>2164
>>2115
Cease and desist from watching porn.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2165
>>2164
how about all four at the same time
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2166>>2167
>>2161
She's losing popularity. This won't help. What a dumb cunt.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2167>>2168
>>2166
>2018
by then everyone would've already forgotten what the issue here is
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2168
>>2167
She'll keep fucking up I'm sure. Don't you think people remember things like this?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2169>>2170
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
GORDON: THE END FOR MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2171>>2172
>>2170
>capitalism is dying
Based
decided to bunk off tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2172>>2173
>>2171
Careful, lad. Don't want to make it a habit. You feeling alright?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2173>>2174
>>2172
I was doing some work this morning and I realised it wasn't going to get done in time so I just decided not to go in at all. Won't make a habit out of it.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2174>>2175
>>2173
Good lad. Is it possible to ban the BO..?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2175>>2176 >>2177
>>2174
I can probably ban myself tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2176>>2178
>>2175
Going to test it, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2177>>2179
>>2175
Try to see if you can unban yourself, going to ban you for 5 mins
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2178
>>2176
I can still ban you tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2179
>>2177
it works lad.
I won't be posting for a while anyway, I have stuff to do tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2185>>2186 >>2191
Nofap day three.
Feel like there's a tumour in my brain and the front part of my brain feels rotted away somehow. Best way I can explain it. I think it is the feeling of the addiction circuitry or whatever it's called starving and dying. Growing stronger and making gains and all I have to do is not fap.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2186>>2191
>>2183
>>2184
morning lass and lad. Had a nice dream?
>>2185
That doesn't sound right, lad wew
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2190
>>2187
just try again, lad. Start today smh
>>2188
morning lamb
>>2189
Here
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2191>>2193 >>2199
>>2185
Roughly month three of nofap here lad and no desire to go back tbh.
>>2186
All I remember of my dream was being on a stage. There were people. Everything else is foggy. It definitely wasn't a private beach like 22stone wanted. I'm glad the rest of it is blocked out of my memory.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2192>>2193
>>2189
i used to be but i'm just here while i wait to go wageslave
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2193
>>2191
NeoGirl, are you a trap, or just a lad?
>>2192
Was like that a while ago smh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2196
>>2194
managed to get to 1 week then gave in because i couldn't get to sleep
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2197>>2198
>>2195
You post too many cute anime girls, and I associate it with you and imagine you're cute now, lass…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2198>>2200
>>2197
That's okay Lamb, everybody else does too.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2199>>2203
>>2191
> I'm glad the rest of it is blocked out of my memory.
what did she mean by this?
>>2195
*ignores post*
>>2194
>I think it was nice but I forgot it instantly wew
Maybe it'll come back. Mine sometimes do
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2200>>2202 >>2203
>>2198
Wanna pat your head tbh lass
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2202
>>2201
>yeah lad I remember feeling bad when I woke up and realised where I am so it had to be good
Lad... smh let's not start the day like that
>>2200
I doubt she bites, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2203>>2205 >>2206
>>2199
>what did she mean by this?
Because the missing parts were public lewdness.
>>2200
I like headpats lad.
>>2201
I do love it tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2205>>2206 >>2207
>>2203
your anime pictures are arousing sometimes lass ngl
how about a slap then?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2206
>>2203
>Because the missing parts were public lewdness.
I thought so.
>>2205
>getting lewd this early
lad and lass please
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2207>>2220
>>2205
A slap where? Do you hate me?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2210
>>2209
Thank God for Hollywood
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2212
>>2209
For comparison, random cosplayers from Google.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2213>>2214
>>2209
SNL, Scarlett Johansson Mock Ivanka Trump with ‘Complicit’ Perfume Ad
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/03/12/snl-scarlett-johansson-mock-ivanka-trump-complicit-perfume-ad/
>looking nice makes you complicit with patriarchy
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2214>>2217
>>2213
they've been insufferable, and most people want them to move on from Drumpf sketches, but the based kikes don't care about losing some money and viewers smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2216
>>2215
It's hilarious. Think I'll just rewatch the original.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2217>>2218
>>2214
>but the based kikes don't care about losing some money and viewers smh
Yeah, it's all "necessary political expenses" to them. They're willing to make seven figure losses because they believe they're doing the right thing. And they also have enough friends in high places to keep them afloat and relevant where any other failing show would be cancelled.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2218
>>2217
I hope he's okay, lads
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2220>>2221 >>2241
>>2207
No I don't hate you. On your bum lass xx <3
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2221>>2223
>>2220
You're not shy, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2223>>2227 >>2241
>>2221
just want to spank neogirl now lass
>>2222
Wew lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2224
>>2222
Sweet 22 dubs and 2 quads, lad
However
>Finnish women
lad..
>>2085
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2226>>2231
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2227>>2237
>>2223
>just want to spank neogirl now lass
Just do it, lad, girls don't want you to ask for permission tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2228>>2239
>mummy told me not to excercise when i was little because it would stunt my growth
>Testosterone releases growth hormone
>I ended up 5'7"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really makes you think
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2230
>>2222
She's probably a giantess bully
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2231>>2233
>>2226
What have you done, lad?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2232>>2235
Can you still induce growth at 23 lads?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2233>>2235
>>2231
I stole ice cream smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2235>>2238
>>2233
Bad boy *spanks your bum as punishment and withdraws some good boy points*
>>2232
I think some people can grow until 25, but I'm not sure. Very unlikely tbh.
I hear you can gain an inch or so with correct posture though
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2237>>2248
>>2227
true lad.. but it's not a girl so i can be honset tbf
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2238>>2240 >>2248
>>2235
T-thank you, I w-will be better n-next time
WIthout my good posture I'd be 5'6" smh
>>2234
Probably, girls are such bullies these days smh
Might try stretches seeing as I need to condition myself to be more flexible for the race war tbh
No use trying to be a heavy fighter
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2239
>>2228
Sorta the same lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2240>>2246
>>2238
It's not that bad tbh lad.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2244
>>2241
>ywn make neogirl cry this way
JUST
>>2243
Like around 5'7"
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2246
>>2240
*kisses myself on the lips*
Thankyou lamb
>>2242
Vegetawas only 5'2" tbh so manlets are obviously the best
>tfw Goku was 5'7" and hes was married to Chi Chi
tbh tbf
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2247>>2249
Did the BumBumKing make this?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2248>>2251 >>2252
>>2237
Lad…
>>2238
>WIthout my good posture I'd be 5'6" smh
so you have already tried everything smh. I hav heard of people cutting their legs in half and letting them heal again a little further apart
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2249>>2251
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2250
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2251>>2254 >>2256
>>2248
Do you really need that?
>>2249
Ah right lad, didn't know he drew things as well tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2252>>2254
>>2248
*Goes to kitchen and gets knife*
Let's do this.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2254
>>2251
>Do you really need that?
Need what?
>>2252
We'd need a bone saw, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2255
>tfw thought i was 5'5" a while ago but am not tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2256>>2257
>>2251
He draws lots of things lamb.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2257>>2264
lambs what are you having for lunch?
gonna get a sandwich tbh
>>2256
Absolutely fantastic work tbh.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2258>>2260 >>2262
>>>/leftypol/1470421
plssend help
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2260>>2263
>>2258
I'm coming to the rescue.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2262>>2263
>>2258
It's too late, that's an immediate ban for mentioning the spooks of job creation, economics and race.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2263
>>2260
Thankyou lass tbf
>>2262
I want to see how long i get tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2264>>2266
>>2257
thanks, lad. Just some bread with cheese since I'm lazy smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2266
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2267
>>2265
What's wrong, lad? Are you sick?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2269>>2276
>tfw no black gf to call me her little white boy and squash my face with her bottom
tbh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2270
>>2268
smh. I have a scar on my lips because I had that for a while and I kept biting off part of it smh
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2272>>2278
>>2271
I like your videos, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2274
>>2273
Lasses loves scares, lad
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2276>>2279 >>2281
>>2269
Doesn't anyone else want a sexy black gf?
I thought this was a CIVIC board?
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2278
>>2272
Thanks lad, tough putting up a persona all the time.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2279>>2280 >>2287
>>2276
This is a BASED NA board lad…
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2280
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2281>>2287
>>2276
so that's why you picked the Rhodesia flag. wew
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2283
>>2282
Wew. weak bait tbh sorry lad
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>>2285
It's hard to think tbh
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>>2281
>>2279
>>2277
tbh tbh I'm conflicted on it. I know most black girls are ugly as fuck, but the top black girls like the one I posted are fucking 10/10 and I would love one to be my gf, but I do not want black kids at all but if I got a black gf I don't know if I could resist her and might have kids but I'd be afraid I'd regret it later on when my kids look nothing like me.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2288
>>2287
i saw a half caste girl i would rape yesterday tbh
>>>/eftypol/1470550
*Moves to foreign country and leaves him jobless like in Cuba*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2291
*Pushes poo back into hole with finger*
I c-can wait
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2293
I'll make the next thread.
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2295
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*laments that animal waifu has dyed her hair pink*
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2296
>>2287
I think fantasising about them is part of the problem, lad
>>2292
wew
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2297
Lads i snuck some cheeky food past mummy and the bullies out the windows
▶ 63f988 (600) No.2298
>>2292
*Licks windows in a sexually aggressive manner*
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