63f988 No.1549
63f988 No.1552
Hello posters. My first time here tonight. Definitely wasn't posting in the last thread hahahaha
63f988 No.1556
>>1552
I knew it, welcome bumbum
We are civic so as long as you assimilate you can stay tbh
63f988 No.1559
>>1552
Welcome your majesty.
63f988 No.1560
>>1552
whats good my nigga
63f988 No.1561
>>1552
Oh shit 22 Stone better watch out.
63f988 No.1562
>>1557
*powers up mech suit*
He will allow me to pet him or die.
>>1556
*activates mech suit turban protocol*
bud bud ting ting tbh
>>1559
Greetings lamb, that is a nice pepe
>>1560
Just bombing Iraq illegally tbh smh
>>1561
He is my waif utbh
63f988 No.1563
>>1562
>Just bombing Iraq illegally tbh smh
Classic BumBum
63f988 No.1564
>>1552
*wipes away your tears and then gives you a no homo peck on your cheek*
63f988 No.1565
>>1555
The yanks on /pol/ are so confused, it's hilarious.
I wonder when we raid "uncucked" next, the beachmaster Memi was good.
63f988 No.1566
>>1564
wait. Thwat was the wrong post I replied to
Meant >>1515
sorry, Welshlad.
63f988 No.1567
>>>/brit/244793
15th for we are a conspiracy crafted by /int/.
63f988 No.1568
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>You will never be this guy
63f988 No.1569
>>1567
Are they trying to make immigrants come here to displace us?
63f988 No.1570
>>1562
>He is my waif utbh
King BumBum and Queen 22 Stone.
>>1564
>>1566
*Blushes*
Thanks lad.
63f988 No.1571
>>1570
But I want to be king
63f988 No.1572
>>1569
Immigrants are great, lad. You're not an angry nativist, are you?
63f988 No.1573
>>1569
Maybe lad, it's how we accidentally killed /newbritpolitics/ after all.
63f988 No.1575
>>1571
smh you can be king too tbh seeing as it is 2035
63f988 No.1576
>>1574
>the lass mysteriously stops posting here
>kikefy shows up in /brit/ just as this happens
>both live in Munich
/thinking/
63f988 No.1577
>>1573
So you're saying we deserve it, lass?
>>1572
No, being displaced is great.
>>1575
Even if it's ok in the current year I'm no homo, lad…
63f988 No.1579
>>1565
I'm glad I got to see the raid before I missed everything
also tbh I have made new space Nigels and I wanted to upload them on /brit/ but of course that's not happening now.
63f988 No.1581
>>1579
>new space Nigels
post em lad
63f988 No.1582
>>1577
>So you're saying we deserve it, lass?
Not at all lad, just that it's a proven strategy. They'll have a harder job doing it to us though.
63f988 No.1583
>>1577
>no homo
You will be lad . . . you will be
63f988 No.1584
>>1577
smh lad, they're as British as you are
>>1579
Post them tbh, I may make banners out of them if they're good.
63f988 No.1585
>>1582
True. Herts me and Pembs should be able to handle it tbh
63f988 No.1586
63f988 No.1587
>>1580
>american kids talk like this
yanks smh
63f988 No.1588
>>1576
it's confirmed ages ago that I'm a turkroach mod on /pol/, where you been lad
>>1571
Who would you take as your queen lad?
63f988 No.1591
>>1581
>>1584
right now? I wanted to wait a little, but I'll see which ones are good looking enough.
>>1584
Thought about it myself. Can you make banners out of gifs?
63f988 No.1592
>>1588
>Who would you take as your queen lad?
Why are you asking that, lass?
63f988 No.1593
>>1588
>Who would you take as your queen lad?
This is the latest 22stone canon. Make of it what you will.
63f988 No.1597
>>1591
oh i mean wait till their finished lad no sense rushing it
63f988 No.1598
>>1590
who is /tripfriend/
63f988 No.1599
>>1591
>Can you make banners out of gifs?
/brit/ has a gif as a banner so I imagine so.
We only have 5 atm, all made by me so I'd appreciate more contributions from other posters.
63f988 No.1600
>>1593
Just realised I'm shorter than her in this.
63f988 No.1601
>>1600
You're bent over, lass. How tall are you?
63f988 No.1602
>>1593
I'm going to draw OC as well soon hopefully
22stone you're amazing at this btw
>>1600
how tall are you if this won't give you away
63f988 No.1603
>>1602
How tall are you lad?
63f988 No.1604
>>1601
>>1602
I measured myself the other day and it turns out I just hit 5'10.
63f988 No.1605
>>1598
No idea, seems like a new board.
63f988 No.1607
>>1489
>Nice of you to come here though, you're a better lad than him
An antagonism between /brit/ and /newbrit/ wouldn't make sense tbh. Its just a brit/pol/ alternative with mods who have a higher tolerance for shitposting, which eases the modding to keep /brit/ a comfy place for politics posters and allows everyone to move between the two boards according to their preference.
63f988 No.1608
>>1604
>it turns out I just hit
l-lass… how old are you?
63f988 No.1609
>>1606
how tall are you lad?
63f988 No.1610
>>1606
There's no socialism when it comes to height, lad…
>>1608
Not long turned 21, I told you ages ago.
63f988 No.1611
>>1567
*hides post history*
63f988 No.1613
>>1604
same height as me. And here I was hoping I was a BIG LAD
*hangs myself in an attempt to stretch out my neck and gain some inches*
>>1610
Just sounded like you were still growing, lass. That's all
>>1602
>22stone you're amazing at this btw
thanks, lass
63f988 No.1615
Done some tinkering with the flags tbh
>>1607
That's how we saw it originally, but it seems like several posters want to ban any crossposters. I'll lurk /brit/ and see what happens but I'll be staying here mostly.
63f988 No.1616
63f988 No.1617
>>1599
>>1597
no I have them finished so far. There are just so many sometimes I end up not posting them at all.
Other times I have so many frames that I can make gifs out of them but I can't decide which ones to post. These for example
63f988 No.1618
>>1612
Banning this poster tbh
63f988 No.1619
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Who do you think you are /newbrit/?
63f988 No.1621
>>1603
5'4. probably the shortest on this board.
>>1604
You're a big guy.
63f988 No.1623
>>1612
Before replying to this post, please remember that this is a bully-free zone.
>>1614
I don't mind being the short one in 22stone's OC tbh.
63f988 No.1625
Really need to poop, lads.
63f988 No.1626
63f988 No.1627
>>1612
Oh lad that pretty bad
>>1617
looks good anyway lad
>>1621
are you a girl?
>>1622
5'8 GIANTS
63f988 No.1628
63f988 No.1630
63f988 No.1631
>>1625
Do it on neo girl's chest lad
63f988 No.1632
>>1628
tbf manlet cut off point is like 4'5 so your all good tbh
63f988 No.1633
>>1630
GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK TO THE DISCORD NOW REEEEEEEEEEE
63f988 No.1634
>>1627
why, are my posts this gay?
63f988 No.1635
>tfw 6'2 and tallest on this board
>>1617
These are good. If you want to make it a banner you can change it to the right size. I'll be trying to make 22st's OC into a banner.
>>1626
I hope you're joking lad.
63f988 No.1636
>>1631
Now this is shitposting.
63f988 No.1637
>>1634
no its just 5'4 is really short and i was wondering if you were a girl. meant no offence
63f988 No.1638
>>1623
>I don't mind being the short one in 22stone's OC tbh.
What did she mean by this?
63f988 No.1639
>>1627
>5'8 GIANTS
5'8'' IS LITERALLY THE PERFECT HEIGHT ANYONE OVER THIS OR UNDER THIS IS INFERIOR SCUM
63f988 No.1643
>>1637
No I'm a lad just really short haha
63f988 No.1644
>>1631
Who is neo girl, lad? You'll have to introduce us or something. And sharpish… I can feel the turtle's head coming on, lad…
63f988 No.1646
>>1642
Yeah, you're neither cute nor cool. Sorry, lad…
*hugs you* at least you're the perfect height for me *smells your hair in a no homo way*
63f988 No.1647
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRAP! THE TRUTH WILL OUT REEEEEEE, NO TRAPS HERE TO MAKE ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY!!!!
63f988 No.1648
>tfw this panel hit you harder than it should've
63f988 No.1649
>>1637
It's the lass that posted her tits that one time, watch out she is underaged.
63f988 No.1650
63f988 No.1651
>>1643
oh ha, tbf i know a retard "Communist anarchist" who goes out with a 9/10 around your size.
63f988 No.1652
>>1645
*fascistic tendencies +1*
63f988 No.1653
>>1649
Underage is the best age tbf
63f988 No.1654
63f988 No.1655
>>1642
>Posts his IP.
Lad wtf are you doing.
63f988 No.1657
>>1650
What, lad? It wasn't my idea, I swear… Ahh… *poop bubbles*
63f988 No.1658
>>1635
I will make some tomorrow and post them ini the banners thread
63f988 No.1660
63f988 No.1661
>>1653
Don't be a nonce lad, we might not have many rules but I'm pretty sure that's one of them.
63f988 No.1663
>>1642
i think youre cool lad
>>1649
smh thanks for the heads up
>>1648
explain it i dont get it lad
63f988 No.1664
>>1653
Unironically this but I can say this because I'm underage too
>>1658
Sounds good lass
63f988 No.1666
>>1647
there are no traps here, lad. They stayed in /newbritpolitics/
63f988 No.1668
>>1661
I meant for taking communion lamb . . . are you a nonce or something!?
63f988 No.1669
>>1665
>fuck lad…
Don't stop there, lad. The second half was supposed to make you feel better reee
63f988 No.1675
>>1654
>>1663
It's about moving on lads, leaving certain people behind, and growing as a person…
behind them is a cemetery of the girl's boyfriend, she and the other boy, were in a motorcycle gang together until a crash, now she's grown up and he's come to ask her about it…
63f988 No.1676
63f988 No.1677
>>1666
Yer, no trap here, just guys LARP'ing as girl…
63f988 No.1678
>>1675
oh i get it now. Whats it from?
63f988 No.1679
>>1675
Context should've been included then tbh, as it stands it's just a shite panel.
63f988 No.1680
>>1675
>It's about moving on lads, leaving certain people behind, and growing as a person…
This is the kind of feel that makes me want to kill myself tbh
63f988 No.1683
>>1677
Oh, sorry, lad. Didn't know you were a lass
63f988 No.1685
I'm so bored, lads. I want to be productive but I don't know how. It's like I've been enervated from the inside out, I just don't have the will to do anything at all.
63f988 No.1686
I'm adding this banner lads
63f988 No.1687
*eagerly awaits the first bully*
63f988 No.1688
>>1678
A really good coming of age manga called Rokudenashi Blues, which is Japanese for the Good for Nothing Blues. It's about teenagers doing teenage stuff and drama and I have a weakness for all that.
>>1680
It's a bad feel innit, but it's a feel you have to feel
63f988 No.1690
>>1687
*approaches you, matrix dodges your gun fire then punches you*
63f988 No.1691
>>1684
>over the age of consent, dw lad
so like 17/16?
>>1682
tbf you dont
>>1685
you doing ok lad?
>>1686
looks good
>>1687
*is the first bully*
>>1688
>It's about teenagers doing teenage stuff and drama and I have a weakness for all that.
same
63f988 No.1692
>>1688
>It's a bad feel innit, but it's a feel you have to feel
It's a feel I've felt too many times though, lad. Why do we have to feel it? It never gets better. Sweet hitler dubs
63f988 No.1695
>>1683
I am, lad. Thanks for respecting my pronouns.
>>1686
Alright lad.
>>1691
>tbf you dont
Thanks lad, honest is very important to me.
63f988 No.1696
>>1690
*falls to the ground, activates failsafe program as 22 turrets come online suddenly aimed at your chest, smugs at you*
63f988 No.1697
>>1686
Nice. Imagine how confused newcomers would be if all our banners were 22stone-style tryhard fashy.
63f988 No.1698
>tfw Monarch's 1 hour ban has expired but his 1001 year ban remains
63f988 No.1699
>>1696
*dodges all incoming attacks, reverse pile drives you and decapitates you, puts your head in bag labelled swag, then walks off into the sunset*
63f988 No.1701
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I don't think I'm prepared for nationals yet.
63f988 No.1703
>>1697
I don't want to overload on 22 banners but his OC is amazing.
63f988 No.1704
>>1695
>>1695
>>1695
>I am, lad. Thanks for respecting my pronouns.
No problem, lass
>>1698
How are bans like that even possible? I thought they were supposed to end after 3 months?
63f988 No.1705
>>1700
smh lad stop making me feel
63f988 No.1706
>>1704
>No problem, lass
Lad…
63f988 No.1708
>>1700
>it's a normies whine about gfs/bfs they've had episode
smh
63f988 No.1709
63f988 No.1710
>>1706
Damn, lass, are those real?
63f988 No.1711
>>1704
idk I just enjoy it
63f988 No.1712
*lifts up your little school dress and licks lips looking at your sexy big girls knickers*
63f988 No.1714
63f988 No.1715
>>1709
Trajectory of /newbrit/, lad.
63f988 No.1716
>>1712
This is not a comfy post.
63f988 No.1717
>>1714
The school lasses such as lamb or girl tbh
63f988 No.1719
>>1716
You look comfy . . . LASS
63f988 No.1720
>>1615
>Done some tinkering with the flags tbh
I like this one tbh
63f988 No.1722
>>1713
*hatches dastardly plan involving goons, SA, shitposters, and traps*
63f988 No.1723
>>1717
Lamb isn't here, is he?
63f988 No.1724
>>1720
It's a staple of our board culture lad.
63f988 No.1727
>>1724
CUTE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
63f988 No.1728
>>1723
I sense him, I know him to be near . . .
63f988 No.1729
>get hooked on tv show
>finish them all
>new series is in 3 months
>nothing else to watch or do
63f988 No.1731
Making banners is fun tbh
63f988 No.1733
>>1725
Lass I can see your nips but I can't see your arms ahhhhhhhhhhhh
63f988 No.1734
63f988 No.1735
>>1729
find something else to watch, lad
63f988 No.1736
>>1732
That's what I'm in the middle of doing tbh. I was >implying I might need suggestions.
>>1730
Rude tbh.
63f988 No.1738
>>1721
Just browsing atm tbh
>>1724
I'm glad it is
63f988 No.1740
>>1737
>No Nazi huwhite family
63f988 No.1741
>>1739
tbf biff was alpha
>>1740
dream family lads
63f988 No.1742
>>1664
all I did so far in paint, but don't add them they aren't good. It's fine if I do non-nigel ones right? Tbh I still have some banners I made for /brit/ that were never uploaded, I can post them too.
63f988 No.1744
>>1742
why limit it to nigels lad
63f988 No.1746
>>1736
Westworld
Utopia
Black Mirror
63f988 No.1747
i want to make love to you. I want you to know what it is to be a woman
63f988 No.1749
>>1742
These are great, it'll be nice to have some not made by me. I reckon I'll add 2, 3, and 5 for now and I may add the others if we're still short of banners.
63f988 No.1750
>>1743
You're a sassy, lass *spanks you as punishment/reward*
63f988 No.1751
>>1746
Good suggestions, lass.
63f988 No.1752
>>1749
You can always add the /newbrit/ logo on them, I forgot. I'll look if I get to make gif banners and upload at least one in the thread.
Making banners for a board if the ultimate comfy. Reminds me of early /bane/.
63f988 No.1753
>>1689
That would be pretty fun, tbh. Just as long as there's no IRC business or anything.
63f988 No.1754
>>1752
I just ended up adding them all tbh
Don't worry about adding /newbrit/, it's not really needed in every banner. Banners are defo comfy as hell though, I enjoy it.
63f988 No.1755
63f988 No.1757
>>1737
>man in the high castle
Forgot about this. May try.
>>1746
I was just looking at Black Mirror. Seen a few. Think there's no one story running through them iirc? Any episode suggestions? Or better or worse seasons?
Utopia I think I might have seen but don't remember well.
63f988 No.1758
>>1748
It's about a secret society trying to reduce the worlds population, and a group of online shitposter who meet up and try to stop them. It's good.
63f988 No.1759
>>1754
can't you remove them?
63f988 No.1762
>>1759
No, I like them, and we don't have that many banners at the moment. You did good tbh
63f988 No.1763
>>1760
Get dressed, lass. This is a moral board tbh
63f988 No.1764
>>1761
what happened, why do they hurt? Herpes? The cold?
63f988 No.1766
>>1764
He got the aids from Owen Jones, too much Poz.
63f988 No.1767
>>1751
Thank lad.
>>1757
>Think there's no one story running through them iirc?
You do remember correctly.
>Any episode suggestions? Or better or worse seasons?
Umm there is a British version and an American version, there is also some christmas special I think. All directed by the sae guy though I think.
63f988 No.1768
>>1766
>ywn bugchase with Owens
63f988 No.1771
>>1761
I hope me reading that made you feel better, lad
>>1769
You're way cuter that way, lass
63f988 No.1773
>>1766
Your lips don't hurt from aids. Also this >>1770
63f988 No.1774
I want to thank you all for helping get this board started lads. When we first started I was unsure if we would even overtake /nbp/ but now we're slaughtering /brit/ in pph and velocity. It's going to be hell of a ride.
63f988 No.1775
>>1592
Why didn't she respond, lads? Did she get embarrassed? Did she think I'd pick her? smh a bit conceited tbh
63f988 No.1776
>>1774
its gonna be good lad, reminds me of when /politics/ started tbh
63f988 No.1777
I have a new waifu. Would you like to see her?
63f988 No.1778
>>1770
Make sure he isn't ban evading, lad. He needs to sit out his 1001 year ban like a good boi
63f988 No.1779
>>1775
>giving youself (You)s
smh
63f988 No.1780
>>1774
I'm happy we've had some /nbp/ migrants tbh. Just a pity not all of them came along. Even Barbarossa could come. I am sure he'd become a better lad without the mod powers corrupting him
63f988 No.1783
>>1779
I can't see the (You), lass, as that post was made before I went into mod mode smh
>>1781
>that's all I ever wanted lad
That's nice, lad. Hope you get better
63f988 No.1784
>>1781
>a kind rei memi
wew lad just what I need
63f988 No.1785
63f988 No.1788
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Her name is Laura Dayton. She is my waifu. I love her lads.
63f988 No.1789
>>1777
Sure lad
>>1778
>He needs to sit out his 1001 year ban like a good boi
Top kek, lad. Shouldn't we take the moral high ground? if it wasn't obvious I'm being paid by Monarch
63f988 No.1791
>>1787
Ye. But I lie the kind animu girl also.
63f988 No.1792
>>1789
But he told you to fuck off on /brit/
63f988 No.1793
>>1780
>Even Barbarossa could come. I am sure he'd become a better lad without the mod powers corrupting him
He's a traitor, an angry nativist, and chats in IRCs. He isn't welcome tbh
>>1782
I was joking a bit tbh but yeah don't do it unless you're certain, we are a lenient board after all.
>>1789
I know you're a /brit/ spy, lad.
63f988 No.1794
>>1792
Sure, lass, but unlike Herts I'm not taking it so seriously. I understand why Herts is genuinely upset about him though.
63f988 No.1796
>>1793
>He's a traitor, an angry nativist, and chats in IRCs. He isn't welcome tbh
that's true… we wouldn't be able to know whether he was in IRCs.Then again we can't know that about anybody…
63f988 No.1797
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Here she is holding a doggy and teaching me about mexico she's so silly
63f988 No.1798
>>>/brit/244892
wew
>>1793
I generally never liked Alberto
63f988 No.1801
>>1798
Wew indeed. I didn't realise how much of /brit/'s traffic came from us until we were exiled.
63f988 No.1802
>>1796
I'm in a secret discord tbh, you found me out
>>1798
top kek
>>>/brit/244896
I wonder why they're acting like children…
>I generally never liked Alberto
Well, he's part Jewish, so there you go.
63f988 No.1804
>>1797
Why her?
>>1798
God. That fucking SA/TTPW image
>>1799
Always found it suspicious how you felt like it was necessary to be loudly against it all the time tbh
>>1802
>I'm in a secret discord tbh, you found me out
You are, aren't you? That's where I got my log in information, no?
>>1801
tbh I think shitposting is healthy. It kind of keeps people around until things happens tbh
63f988 No.1805
>>1803
I agree, lad. I miss him, lads
63f988 No.1806
>>1804
I only use it for DM's and it's actually handy for things like giving you login details.
63f988 No.1807
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>>1804
She's cute and makes sick raps
63f988 No.1808
We never even meant to hurt /brit/.
This was just a brit/politics/ replacement.
63f988 No.1810
>>1808
Are you feeling guilty, lass?
63f988 No.1811
>>1808
I know, but they believed Barbosa, not us, for some reason, and they've made it clear that we are not welcome. The BO is OK with us, it's the mods who are the problem.
>>1809
I fucking called it, he's autistic.
63f988 No.1813
>>1771
>You're way cuter that way, lass
Thanks lad.
>>1774
Np lad.
>>1776
Yer lad.
>>1780
>>1793
>>1796
Shame about alberto but he's chosen his path.
63f988 No.1816
>>1811
>I fucking called it, he's autistic.
that, or he can't stop lurking here
63f988 No.1817
>>1815
>skiping ja ja
lmao that the only good thing about that film
63f988 No.1818
>>1810
Yes. Empathy is my Achilles heel.
>>1811
>The BO is OK with us, it's the mods who are the problem.
Hopefully he can convince them to calm down and give peace a chance tbh.
63f988 No.1820
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She looks so beautiful in this.
>>1816
Do you look better than my waifu lass? Bet you don't.
63f988 No.1821
>>1818
>Hopefully he can convince them to calm down
this, I really never wanted beef with /brit/
63f988 No.1822
>>1818
>Yes. Empathy is my Achilles heel.
I know that feel, lass. I hope you don't let people take advantage of you
63f988 No.1824
>>1811
Lad Monarch is obviously joking. I'm not an agent I swear
63f988 No.1825
>>1816
Could easily be both.
>>1818
I made him aware of our complaints but he seemed to defend them. Although he did say that he wishes no antagonism between the two boards. I'd go back there if the mods calmed down and didn't act like autists on a power trip.
63f988 No.1826
I LOVE YOU LAURA DAYTON I WILL WRITE POETRY ABOUT YOU I LOVE YOU COME TO ME I LOVE YOU
63f988 No.1828
>>1824
He's really committed to it then. I don't anyone else who obssesses this much in the pursuit of a joke.
It's not actually him that makes me not want to go back there, it's just the general atmosphere of not being allowed to post anything that isn't 100% politics related.
>>>/brit/244897
They even admit it's killing their board, tacitly of course.
>>1827
shh lad don't reveal our evil plan
63f988 No.1829
>>>/brit/244921
>>>/brit/244923
Whoops, posted in wrong thread after clicking a link to it from here.
63f988 No.1830
>>1826
>>1826
Where did you even find her? Seems really uninteresting for me. Sorry, lad
>>1828
>He's really committed to it then. I don't anyone else who obssesses this much in the pursuit of a joke.
He does it because he thinks your reaction is funny, lad.
63f988 No.1831
>>1822
I do, smh.
>>1823
True lad.
>>1825
Here's hoping that tomorrow will bring an end to this costly war.
63f988 No.1833
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>>1830
I'm glad you don't like her lad that leaves her all for me. I fond her through the power of love tbh
63f988 No.1835
>Go away to sleep for a bit
>Come back
>All these new posts
Feel intimidated and not needed tbh no one would even notice if I never came back. I'm not even anyone with an identity of any kind.
Please don't look at my post count.
Didn't even notice you all posted so much a new thread had to be made which you're almost 300 posts in on so I posted in the old one.
63f988 No.1837
>>1830
So we've established that he autistically pursues a reaction from me. He's still an autist for going to such lengths. Anyway, enough about him.
>>1831
I'll be unbanned tomorrow and I'll post there then. I won't do anything provocative, but if I get banned again immediately for being from here than it's war tbh
63f988 No.1838
>>1827
screenshotted and linked to the /brit/ mods in Discord tbh
>>1831
>I do, smh.
I thought so. I am sure you've heard it before as well. I was constantly told it but it didn't really help. You'd have to change your personality which is a lot of work smh and I don't want that
>>1833
That's good, lad. I wouldn't want to take her from you even if I liked her
>>1835
Don't be intimidated, lad. Just stick around and pick a flag if you want to stand out tbh
63f988 No.1839
>>1835
no lad you matter, please don't abandon us
63f988 No.1840
>>1835
WaifuPoster!?
*Doesn't look at post count.*
Come back lad whoever you are.
63f988 No.1841
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>Laura will never ski to our log cabin and we "relac" by the fire smh
63f988 No.1843
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Lamb finished it apparently.
63f988 No.1844
>>1835
Welcome lad, you can stay tbh
63f988 No.1847
>>1845
That's not me, lads I swear
63f988 No.1848
>>1845
Smh at this bully tbh lads.
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>>1846
Already had all of those, lad. You only reduced the value of my collection by posting them. *cocks banhammer* Try again
63f988 No.1853
63f988 No.1854
>>1850
Was going to say if we ban them we're just as bad as them, but I guess it's fine if they are banned for bullying
63f988 No.1856
>>1854
It was a (1) who came here simply to bully, if we don't ban that then what do we ban? Plus hypocrisy is fine when we do it tbh
63f988 No.1857
>>1843
Top kek. He's doing God's work. Had no idea that was his channel
63f988 No.1858
>>1850
>2 days
a bit harsh tbh
63f988 No.1861
>>1856
>Plus hypocrisy is fine when we do it tbh
True. As long as we don't make them permanent I'm fine tbh
63f988 No.1862
>>1858
Justice is swift tbh
I just put in a random time tbh, I'm not consistent
63f988 No.1863
I want a new gf i'm so lonely smh i might buy a hamster like gorgon did smh
63f988 No.1864
Are based jews okay with you guys?
63f988 No.1865
>>1855
Sorry it had to be this way, lad *pulls the trigger*
63f988 No.1866
>>1863
i hope you're nicer to your hamster
63f988 No.1868
Reminder the angry nativists can never win
63f988 No.1869
>>1864
Hello my fine hebrew friend.
63f988 No.1870
>>1863
>Reminding me of his hamster
please no
>>1864
Sure, lad
63f988 No.1872
>>1863
Get a pet pig. They're nice pets and edible too. Just don't tell your local rabbi!
63f988 No.1873
63f988 No.1875
>gigantic morbidly obese taff pants and struggles his way into my surgery
>gesture to the weight scales, he clambers his colossal mass on and it reads 17st until i pull his belly off the radiator, now it's 22st
>he starts crying and babbling about someone called jordan peterson and "having children" and how he's "going to make it"
>says how the secret services let him go because he couldn't cope with the bullying from his assigned board
>22st taff begs me to give him sadpills
>administer a lethal dose of morphine instead
63f988 No.1876
>>1871
Pretty sure Greedo shot first, lad
63f988 No.1877
>>1872
I already banned the jews from the /bumbumcourt/ tbh smh
>>1870
His family know about it tbh i told them kek
>>1867
She are too itchy for me smh
>>1866
>tfw can't make it climax
63f988 No.1880
>>>/brit/244948
>over nothing
This level of revisionism should not be possible.
Monarch does not want to let this die, I never wanted this bad blood between boards. This is getting tiring tbh
63f988 No.1881
>>1875
>gesture to the weight scales, he clambers his colossal mass on and it reads 17st until i pull his belly off the radiator, now it's 22st
Top kek
>administer a lethal dose of morphine instead
ahhhhhhhhhh sweet release
>>1877
>His family know about it tbh i told them kek
Amazing, lad. It's what he can expect. He puts so much filth out there on youtube and his blog
63f988 No.1883
>>1880
>rising to linksfag's bait
63f988 No.1884
>>1844
>>1842
>>1840
>>1838
Thanks guys.
63f988 No.1886
>>1883
Monarch posted that. Anyway, enough.
63f988 No.1888
>Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is Sheevil!
What did he mean by this?
63f988 No.1889
nah fuck you Stef don't want the blackpill right now tbh.
63f988 No.1890
>>1885
Waitrose is a bit overpriced tbf
63f988 No.1892
>>1887
Nah lad what the Turks did will only anger the people more and get better chances for Wilders getting elected. I hope.
63f988 No.1893
>>1888
sweet based uncle Adolf trips, lad
Also I think he misspoke and meant to say that he's the senate
63f988 No.1894
>>1888
"Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is your father!"
That's what he actually said.
63f988 No.1895
>>1891
It's about Europe and mass immigration and the discouraging of Europeans from having children etc.
63f988 No.1896
63f988 No.1897
>>1885
>hates waitrose
I hope he doesn't cut himself on that edge
>>1892
It's annoying how their electoral system means he won't win. I don't entirely trust him but I really hope he can get in.
63f988 No.1898
>>1896
Did you reply to the wrong lad, lad?
63f988 No.1900
>>1888
>From my point of view the Jedi are Sheevil!
What did he mean by this?
63f988 No.1902
63f988 No.1903
>>1884
Np Rhody, I did notice you in the other thread and wondered who you might be tbh.
63f988 No.1904
>>1902
He needs a shit lad
63f988 No.1905
>>1899
stop posting like this
63f988 No.1906
>just remember I have an essay to do for tomorrow and it's already nearly 11
I might say goodnight tbh so I can get on with it
63f988 No.1908
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>>1900
*kills a temple full of children*
63f988 No.1909
>>1908
I think you mean younglings.
63f988 No.1910
>>1908
wait, that doesn't sound right
63f988 No.1911
>>1892
Whoops, sorry lad
>>1892
What did the Turkey Worky Woos do lad?
63f988 No.1913
63f988 No.1914
>>1906
I had to do a presentation on how Singapore's government is build and did fuckall. Will do tomorrow morning tbh.
63f988 No.1915
>>1908
HOL UP
*strangles pregnant wife*
63f988 No.1917
>>1911
Campaign for their shitty irrelevant referendum in countries with Turkish communities like France, Germany and the Netherlands to get extra votes by post and called everyone from these countries Nazis in the process. Hilarious shit really.
63f988 No.1918
>>1914
ooo you are a naughty girl the lass
63f988 No.1919
>>1917
keek, as one may say.
63f988 No.1920
>>1916
What do you mean? He seems completely normal to me.
63f988 No.1921
>>1920
Oh God. What were they thinking?
63f988 No.1922
>>1920
*shoots up niggers in a Church*
63f988 No.1924
>>1921
They had a collective stroke of genius.
63f988 No.1929
>You were my mother Anakin!
>I loved you!
literally what
63f988 No.1930
>>1928
As far as I'm concerned the holiday special is part 2 of the Star Wars saga.
63f988 No.1932
>>1930
Never seen it, but aren't large parts of it just Wookies "talking"?
It just seems like the kind of thing you'd do years after the films were done and you probably wouldn't even have the main actors in it.
63f988 No.1933
>>1931
>It's a children's film
*cuts to politics in the senate*
63f988 No.1936
>>1932
Just under a third of the two hour show is wookiee noises. The focus on animal interaction with very human objects gives off the feeling of a David Lynch movie.
The space merchant carries the whole thing in terms of human performance. I unironically liked this guy tbh.
63f988 No.1937
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>>1936
>Just under a third of the two hour show is wookiee noises
Nobody wants to see that
>The focus on animal interaction with very human objects gives off the feeling of a David Lynch movie.
Why, lass?
You're not recommending it, are you?
63f988 No.1941
>>1940
I am recommending it lad. It's an unforgettable experience.
63f988 No.1942
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>"how can we make fun of George Lucas"?
>"Just make him short hahaha"
63f988 No.1945
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>>1942
>>1943
top kek. I'm sorry, lad *puts you on my shoulders*
>>1941
If you say so… thinking about it. I've actually seen RLM review it, but I forgot most of it. I remember it being a very funny episode though
63f988 No.1946
>>1942
>bullying george
Why won't they leave that poor autist alone?
63f988 No.1947
Think I'll just watch the RLM episode instead and pretend I have friend and that I'm high brown when it comes to films tbh
63f988 No.1950
>>1946
its like picking on the retarded kid
63f988 No.1951
>>1946
It's what bullies do, lass. They see other bullies make fun of someone and then they make fun of him to to fit in.
63f988 No.1952
>>1949
Remember when you had cancer and was 5'5, lad?
63f988 No.1953
>>1952
>Pembroke had cancer
63f988 No.1954
>>1951
wait, no that's what I did. I guess I'm a bully too
63f988 No.1956
>>1953
He didn't lass, I just drew him bald.
63f988 No.1959
>>1958
lad i dont think any less of you for being 5'5" lad.
63f988 No.1961
>>1958
So being 5'5 wasn't just a memi?
63f988 No.1962
>>1960
wait are you shorter?
63f988 No.1963
Now that I think about it, Pembs was always kind of... feminine in the 22st cinematic universe
>>1958
Why did you, lad? 5'5 is way more aesthetically pleasing and actually short short, unlike 5'7 smh
>>1961
It was. He lied. It's actually 5'7 smh
63f988 No.1965
HE'S A BIG LIAR SHORT IN STATURE
63f988 No.1966
>>1963
>MW
Kek.
>Sub
Who was that?
63f988 No.1967
>>1966
Alexander Gordon Jahans' autistic submissive former boyfriend
63f988 No.1969
>>1968
>*cripples my back into making me shorter*
top kek
63f988 No.1971
>>1967
Wew I forgot that short period where he actually had a boyfriend. Didn't he end up terrifying them and had to leave?
>>1968
You were 5'5 at one point in your life, just like 22stone was 22stone at one point in his life.
63f988 No.1973
>>1971
> Didn't he end up terrifying them and had to leave?
Yeah. He didn't finish while they were having a go so he asked his boyfriend if he could finish himself off in bed but the boyfriend denied him since he wanted to browse ebay. Then Gordon acted passive aggressive or something, went downstairs for something to drink and when he came upstairs again his boyfriend had thrown his things out of his room and was screaming while under the covers.
>You were 5'5 at one point in your life, just like 22stone was 22stone at one point in his life.
That's clever, lass.
>>1972
True, lad. You simply grew. You were 5'5. You didn't lie.
63f988 No.1974
Seriously though, it's kind of creepy. His boyfriend seemd to be kind of literally retarded and Gordon was like a caretaker. Almost sounded like he took advantage of him tbh. Don't know how they met.
63f988 No.1975
>Everytime there's an affair in a civil war era movie it's always the black slave fucking the slave owners wife or daughter
Why do niggers have a huge inferiority complex? Oh wait, they are inferior and have to daydream to have anything to remotely boast about
ALL YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS ARE FICTITIOUS
63f988 No.1976
>>1974
they met online. I dont think the retard was taken advantage of its pretty much the other way around. His bf told convinced him to have sexual relations with animals like a cat, they broke up because jahans was sucking him off and then the retard refused to reciprocate Jahans had a spaz and retard made him leave and had a spaz
63f988 No.1977
>>1975
But the upcoming Hannibal film has Hannibal portrayed by a black man
63f988 No.1978
>>1976
Yeah I described the event of him throwing Gordon out here >>1973 Sure he was kind of using Gordon, but it seemed like he was literally retarded. Which he is, I guess.
63f988 No.1979
>>1974
Our society encourages damaged people to seek sexual gratification from each other.
63f988 No.1980
>>1977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE WERE NO NIGGERS AT CARTHAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
63f988 No.1983
>>1981
smh that would have been funny
63f988 No.1986
>>1979
Breeding is a human right, lass. Down syndrome people should breed and have children they can't take care of!
>>1980
Nigger slaves maybe? Romans had nigger slaves, no?
>>1981
They should have done videos together
63f988 No.1987
>>1985
>>1984
Do edited posts become edited without you having to refresh the thread?
63f988 No.1988
>>1986
The only niggers were castrati in parts of Egypt. The Sahara Desert is yuge and difficult to navigate. It was a great deal more difficult to travel back then to. Let's not forget that 99.9% of people in the world were tied to the land smh
63f988 No.1989
63f988 No.1990
>>1986
>Breeding is a human right,
kek shouldnt be
63f988 No.1991
I'm off to bed now lads.
Dubs decides what I dream about.
63f988 No.1996
>>1993
You've got two chances to get trips tbh.
63f988 No.1997
63f988 No.1998
>>1991
Cuddling with Virginia.
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63f988 No.2004
>tfw deleting posts don't reduce the numbers of the ones that came after
63f988 No.2006
>>1998
She's cute but I can't really settle for someone almost a decade older than me tbh.
>>1999
>>2000
Well that should be easy tbh.
63f988 No.2007
Okay lads, I'll give you one last go for whoever hits 11.
63f988 No.2008
>>2005
No I was greedy. my computer slowed down because I opened multiple tabs. I wanted to try to post fast like Waifuposter
63f988 No.2009
>>1962
Taller 5'7''
>>1966
MW is Millennial woes.
>>1991
Night lass.
>>1999
Good lad.
63f988 No.2012
>>2007
a nice mellow day on the beach in the shade tbh
63f988 No.2013
>>2006
She may be older than you by a lot, but she can still be your friend and cuddlebuddy.
>>2006
Dream of cuddling Virginia!
63f988 No.2014
63f988 No.2015
>>2011
thanks, lad. we're on the beach >>2012
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63f988 No.2017
>>2009
yeah i got that lad
>Good lad.
:)
>>2013
>your friend and cuddlebuddy.
cuddlebuddies transcend age tbh
63f988 No.2020
>>2011
>>2015
O-okay. I'm sure we'll have a good time.
>>2013
I guess I wouldn't say no in that case. Maybe next time lad.
63f988 No.2021
>>2019
I appreciate it, lad. You're too kind. Can't wait to hear how the dream turned out. If it's a nightmare I'm blaming you though.
>>2020
>O-okay. I'm sure we'll have a good time.
Tell us tomorrow, lass. I take no responsibility for my actions though.
63f988 No.2023
>>2018
I love how Sargon looks like a fucking gorilla
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63f988 No.2030
>>2026
>Gets his dick sucked by some asian while doing a voice stream.
>decent
Smh at that reace mixing degenerate tbh.
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>>2030
wait what? i didnt hear about this
63f988 No.2034
I regret it, lads. Why do I keep doing it
63f988 No.2036
>>2034
what did you do you silly billy?
63f988 No.2038
>>2035
>>2036
Did she go to bed?
63f988 No.2039
>>2032
Yer happened a long time ago when GamerGate was still fresh..
63f988 No.2041
>>2037
I loved that anime Pity I don't know how to play that japanese game or I could have watched the other anime from the same manga artist.
63f988 No.2042
>>2039
how do people know? did they hear?
63f988 No.2045
>>2042
>both giggling
>girl goes quiet
>he's still talking
>people in the stream question what was going on
>she start talking again
Pretty obvious something was going on. He might of admitted to it later as well, but I can't remember.
63f988 No.2047
>>2043
Well kind of. I regret making my dream suggestion.
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>>2049
>oh it's not bad lad don't be like that
I hope not. I hope she has a nice dream and I'm only overthinking it.
63f988 No.2051
63f988 No.2052
>>2049
>please pretend I didn't copy paste and react accordingly
But it's so long and I'm so tired, lad
>Implying I'm not just using that as an excuse
>Implying I'd read it even if I was fully awake
sorry, lad
63f988 No.2054
>>2053
Thanks for comforting me, lad.
>lad… it's not very exiting or funny tbh just a long rant from someone who hates his brother
I see. Do you have any siblings, lad?
63f988 No.2055
>>2044
>>2049
>please pretend I didn't copy paste and react accordingly
I'd probably ask why he cares so much.
63f988 No.2057
>>2040
Its one of my favourites.
>>2041
I dont think you need to know much about mahjong to watch Akagi but I havent seen it either so I dont really know.
63f988 No.2058
>Secretly drinking out of the bottle for the orange juice
Mummy will never know she's getting my germs.
63f988 No.2060
>>2056
>I am not much compared to them lol
Lad…
Probably never been as mad at anyone as I've been with my brothers, but it's nice that everything is fine the next day tbh
63f988 No.2061
>>2058
What if she does it too lad?
63f988 No.2062
63f988 No.2063
>>2059
Don't worry, lad, I'll probably forget. I always forget. Why do I even ask things?
63f988 No.2064
>>2058
Your just boosting her immune system lad
63f988 No.2065
>>2058
>tfw you do this
>tfw you get caught doing it
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO IMPROVE THE FAMILY'S IMMUNE SYSTEM REEEEEEEEEE
63f988 No.2068
>>2066
Two youngers, but I'm the worst one.
>how can you remember you forgot lad? :^()
Good question. hm
63f988 No.2071
>>2068
one older brother and im the worst one
63f988 No.2072
>>2069
>>2070
He says he's ok and that it's his place. I wish he'd come here though. He seemed like a good lad
63f988 No.2073
>>2071
smh. We need communism. Nobody should have to be the worst sibling.
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63f988 No.2075
>>2072
i was always going to pop in here but because me and alberto arnt exactly on talking terms right now i think i might just stay here tbh
>>2073
you have the right idea there lad
63f988 No.2077
>>2074
Same, lad. It's never coming back though. It's just porn and normies now
63f988 No.2078
>>2075
I'd prefer it if we could all be in one place, but obviously quite a bit of /newbritpolitics/ prefers the company of a few so I guess there will always be a split.
>>2076
Wew well spotted. (1) at this time? what's going on
63f988 No.2079
>>2078
its better this way
63f988 No.2080
>>2079
I guess I just want what I can't have smh
63f988 No.2082
>>2081
Night, lad. Sleep tight
63f988 No.2084
63f988 No.2085
hope you went to bed so you can't see this, lad
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>>2086
she'll give birth to mutts and have acid thrown in her face and a beta Finn will help her race them smh
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>>2091
The weak should fear the strong
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>>2095
Shame, might have to move here then lads…
63f988 No.2098
>tfw last burger standing
Keeping this PPH count up lads.
63f988 No.2099
>>2098
Lad how on earth did you find the brit/politics/ lads tbh?
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>>2097
w-we'll try to accommodate you, lad
*puts some food in front of you to lure you out of your shell*
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63f988 No.2102
>>2099
Not here for the brit/politics/ lads tbh, only for cheeky banter from 22st and pembs.
63f988 No.2103
>>2100
t-thank you lad
It's CFposter btw welshlamb
63f988 No.2104
>>2102
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
63f988 No.2105
>>2104
Still here to give you (You)s though lad.
63f988 No.2107
>>2103
I can tell, lad. I forgot what CF stands for though, just makes me think of common filth. Sorry, lad my memory really sucks
63f988 No.2108
>>2107
Conservative Flag tbh lad
63f988 No.2109
>>2108
Is there any tricks to remembering things?
63f988 No.2110
Did your siblings ever bully you for not having friends, lads?
63f988 No.2111
>>2109
No idea fam
>>2110
A little bit but i'm never called Oni Chann tbf
63f988 No.2112
>>2092
Heh.
>>2097
Welcome lad, good to see you here.
>>2098
Burger is here too kek.
>>2103
I'm WelshLad, lad, that's 22 Stone.
63f988 No.2113
>>2111
>A little bit but i'm never called Oni Chann tbf
Would you want your sibling to refer to you as oniichan?
63f988 No.2115
>>2114
>already Samurai Jack season 5 porn
63f988 No.2116
>>2109
Method of Loci lad.
memiry palaces using mnemonics.
I've memorized the precise location of every memi gathered and stored on my HDD since 2009.
>>2112
*patriotism intensifies*
63f988 No.2117
>Preparing for a debate where I stand up and argue for safe spaces and trigger warnings
>Trying to understand the arguments behind it so I can convince the judges
>Reading articles by Laurie Penny and wading through paragraphs about "marginalised groups", "distressing content" and "identity-based disagreements".
>Still don't understand the logic
Any help lads?
63f988 No.2118
>>2116
Oh, I've heard that. Won't that just be even more things to remember though? First you have to kind of remember where you placed the memory, and then you have to remember the memory itself
63f988 No.2119
>>2117
You are going to defend safe spaces and trigger warnings?
63f988 No.2121
>>2118
I tried this and was too dumb to construct a palace that resembled what I wanted to remember and gave up
63f988 No.2122
>>2120
Do you have to? I get that it's good to try and understand the arguments of the people you disagree with, but there is nothing to understand. I doubt I'd be able to even attempt defending it without laughing tbh. But at least it will be interesting to hear the arguments of the person you're debating with.
63f988 No.2123
>>2121
>tfw want to give up before even trying because it sounds hard
63f988 No.2124
>>2118
Lad, you can even do it with places you remember vividly from childhood. I started out with placing core concepts from Uni for tests onto the walls of my bedroom, as if scrawled over the paint. Could apply it to any location tbh.
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63f988 No.2128
>>2076
I have to flip my VPN back off and on again or the auto-updater thing eats all my RAM
tfw after all these years still too used to boards without IDs
63f988 No.2129
>>2124
>>2127
How did you block my reply lad?
63f988 No.2131
>>2124
Oh, right. I can use a real place.
>>2128
>artificially increasing our UIDs
LAD
63f988 No.2132
>>2077
I just get immense feels when I think back on what it was, lad. The closest I've seen to old /r9k/ is Wizchan, but the Wizard cult is stupid and it's just not the same. There are other hikki boards but they're too slow.
63f988 No.2133
>tfw /nbp/ is dead already
63f988 No.2134
>>2131
Sorry, lad. I used to do it on /brit/ too tbh
63f988 No.2136
>>2133
22st and pembs are literally half of the posts in this thread
Fuelled by autism.
63f988 No.2137
>>2135
We can't keep losing boards like this!
It'll kill us all..
63f988 No.2138
At the end of the day, I follow the NEETs. You know you'll be safe in their company.
63f988 No.2139
>>2129
?? I've no mod privileges here lad, I'm just a 33rd degree freemason tbh.
63f988 No.2140
>>2133
/nb/ rises from /nbp/'s ashes, lad
>>2134
It's fine, lad, don't worry. Why though? Haven't heard of anyone else having to do that.
63f988 No.2141
>>2138
It's not all sunshine and roses, lad, we can be a quarrelsome lot at times.
63f988 No.2142
>>2138
True. We will never intentionally hurt you, lad
63f988 No.2143
>>2140
I'm a cheap NEET so I just use a free VPN, it's alright if I use the desktop software but the browser addon throws a right strop if I leave a thread open with the auto-updater checked.
63f988 No.2144
63f988 No.2145
>>2139
wew
>>2140
Hopefully lad…
>>2141
We wouldn't be here if that wasn't the case lad.
>>2142
You're a kind lot, lads. Mummy has raised you all to be good boys!
63f988 No.2146
>>2145
> Mummy has raised you all to be good boys!
a big nice coddled good boy. I'd die in the wilds. I'm no Snake
63f988 No.2148
Mummy thinks I hate her for some reason, smdh.
63f988 No.2149
63f988 No.2150
>>2143
They'll steal your metadata, lad. Free VPNs also keep logs. Get Mullvad or NordVPN tbh and split the cost with another local autist as you can use it on 3 devices simultaneously
63f988 No.2151
>>2148
Are you passive aggressive, lad?
>>2147
❤️
63f988 No.2152
>>2150
>stealing from penniless NEETs
Is there no honour left in this world?
63f988 No.2153
>>2151
I guess in a way I am, I've heard people say that about me before. The truth is that I just really don't like confrontation and I'm eager to please others, so I suppose I end up coccooning if I'm frustrated or in a low mood. People don't like it, they would rather you fight with them, it's all so weird tbh lad.
63f988 No.2154
>>2153
Just asking because I catch myself being a cunt a lot of the time, especially when I want to be left alone which is most of the time
I'm also similar in that I hate confrontation and is eager to please others smh
63f988 No.2156
Linguistics homework, the gym, then back to give you lads some (You)s again.
>>2155
Night lad.
63f988 No.2157
I don't know about Varg's views but I'll be damned if he doesn't make some of the comfiest videos I've ever seen
63f988 No.2158
63f988 No.2159
63f988 No.2160
That same evening he came across a photo taken of him at his old primary school, in Charny, and he began to weep. Seated at his desk, the child held a school book open in his hands. He was looking straight at the camera and smiling, spirited and full of joy, and what seemed incomprehensible was that this child was him. This child did his homework, learned his lessons earnestly, confidently. He was entering the world, discovering the world, and the world did not make him afraid. He was all ready to take his place in the society of men. All that, you could see it all in the child’s eyes… Time is a banal mystery, he tried to tell himself, and it was only natural. The light in his eyes went out, the joy and the confidence faded away.
63f988 No.2161
time for some morning newspaper
Nicola Sturgeon's last-ditch bid to derail Brexit if Scotland is not offered special treatment in negotiations
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/12/nicola-sturgeon-threatens-derail-brexit-scotland-not-offered/
>Nicola Sturgeon will threaten to derail Brexit by setting out plans for a second independence referendum unless Theresa May offers Scotland a special deal.
>The Scottish First Minister could name the date she intends to hold a new referendum as early as this week, The Telegraph understands, if Mrs May does not bow to her will.
>Ms Sturgeon has previously hinted that autumn 2018 would be a suitable time to call a referendum
63f988 No.2163
>>2115
Cease and desist from watching porn.
63f988 No.2165
>>2164
how about all four at the same time
63f988 No.2166
>>2161
She's losing popularity. This won't help. What a dumb cunt.
63f988 No.2167
>>2166
>2018
by then everyone would've already forgotten what the issue here is
63f988 No.2168
>>2167
She'll keep fucking up I'm sure. Don't you think people remember things like this?
63f988 No.2169
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
GORDON: THE END FOR MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS
63f988 No.2171
>>2170
>capitalism is dying
Based
decided to bunk off tbh
63f988 No.2172
>>2171
Careful, lad. Don't want to make it a habit. You feeling alright?
63f988 No.2173
>>2172
I was doing some work this morning and I realised it wasn't going to get done in time so I just decided not to go in at all. Won't make a habit out of it.
63f988 No.2174
>>2173
Good lad. Is it possible to ban the BO..?
63f988 No.2175
>>2174
I can probably ban myself tbh
63f988 No.2176
>>2175
Going to test it, lad
63f988 No.2177
>>2175
Try to see if you can unban yourself, going to ban you for 5 mins
63f988 No.2178
>>2176
I can still ban you tbh
63f988 No.2179
>>2177
it works lad.
I won't be posting for a while anyway, I have stuff to do tbh
63f988 No.2185
Nofap day three.
Feel like there's a tumour in my brain and the front part of my brain feels rotted away somehow. Best way I can explain it. I think it is the feeling of the addiction circuitry or whatever it's called starving and dying. Growing stronger and making gains and all I have to do is not fap.
63f988 No.2186
>>2183
>>2184
morning lass and lad. Had a nice dream?
>>2185
That doesn't sound right, lad wew
63f988 No.2190
>>2187
just try again, lad. Start today smh
>>2188
morning lamb
>>2189
Here
63f988 No.2191
>>2185
Roughly month three of nofap here lad and no desire to go back tbh.
>>2186
All I remember of my dream was being on a stage. There were people. Everything else is foggy. It definitely wasn't a private beach like 22stone wanted. I'm glad the rest of it is blocked out of my memory.
63f988 No.2192
>>2189
i used to be but i'm just here while i wait to go wageslave
63f988 No.2193
>>2191
NeoGirl, are you a trap, or just a lad?
>>2192
Was like that a while ago smh.
63f988 No.2196
>>2194
managed to get to 1 week then gave in because i couldn't get to sleep
63f988 No.2197
>>2195
You post too many cute anime girls, and I associate it with you and imagine you're cute now, lass…
63f988 No.2198
>>2197
That's okay Lamb, everybody else does too.
63f988 No.2199
>>2191
> I'm glad the rest of it is blocked out of my memory.
what did she mean by this?
>>2195
*ignores post*
>>2194
>I think it was nice but I forgot it instantly wew
Maybe it'll come back. Mine sometimes do
63f988 No.2200
>>2198
Wanna pat your head tbh lass
63f988 No.2202
>>2201
>yeah lad I remember feeling bad when I woke up and realised where I am so it had to be good
Lad... smh let's not start the day like that
>>2200
I doubt she bites, lad
63f988 No.2203
>>2199
>what did she mean by this?
Because the missing parts were public lewdness.
>>2200
I like headpats lad.
>>2201
I do love it tbh.
63f988 No.2205
>>2203
your anime pictures are arousing sometimes lass ngl
how about a slap then?
63f988 No.2206
>>2203
>Because the missing parts were public lewdness.
I thought so.
>>2205
>getting lewd this early
lad and lass please
63f988 No.2207
>>2205
A slap where? Do you hate me?
63f988 No.2210
>>2209
Thank God for Hollywood
63f988 No.2212
>>2209
For comparison, random cosplayers from Google.
63f988 No.2213
>>2209
SNL, Scarlett Johansson Mock Ivanka Trump with ‘Complicit’ Perfume Ad
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/03/12/snl-scarlett-johansson-mock-ivanka-trump-complicit-perfume-ad/
>looking nice makes you complicit with patriarchy
63f988 No.2214
>>2213
they've been insufferable, and most people want them to move on from Drumpf sketches, but the based kikes don't care about losing some money and viewers smh
63f988 No.2216
>>2215
It's hilarious. Think I'll just rewatch the original.
63f988 No.2217
>>2214
>but the based kikes don't care about losing some money and viewers smh
Yeah, it's all "necessary political expenses" to them. They're willing to make seven figure losses because they believe they're doing the right thing. And they also have enough friends in high places to keep them afloat and relevant where any other failing show would be cancelled.
63f988 No.2218
>>2217
I hope he's okay, lads
63f988 No.2220
>>2207
No I don't hate you. On your bum lass xx <3
63f988 No.2221
>>2220
You're not shy, lad
63f988 No.2223
>>2221
just want to spank neogirl now lass
>>2222
Wew lad
63f988 No.2224
>>2222
Sweet 22 dubs and 2 quads, lad
However
>Finnish women
lad..
>>2085
63f988 No.2226
63f988 No.2227
>>2223
>just want to spank neogirl now lass
Just do it, lad, girls don't want you to ask for permission tbh
63f988 No.2228
>mummy told me not to excercise when i was little because it would stunt my growth
>Testosterone releases growth hormone
>I ended up 5'7"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm really makes you think
63f988 No.2230
>>2222
She's probably a giantess bully
63f988 No.2231
>>2226
What have you done, lad?
63f988 No.2232
Can you still induce growth at 23 lads?
63f988 No.2233
>>2231
I stole ice cream smh
63f988 No.2235
>>2233
Bad boy *spanks your bum as punishment and withdraws some good boy points*
>>2232
I think some people can grow until 25, but I'm not sure. Very unlikely tbh.
I hear you can gain an inch or so with correct posture though
63f988 No.2237
>>2227
true lad.. but it's not a girl so i can be honset tbf
63f988 No.2238
>>2235
T-thank you, I w-will be better n-next time
WIthout my good posture I'd be 5'6" smh
>>2234
Probably, girls are such bullies these days smh
Might try stretches seeing as I need to condition myself to be more flexible for the race war tbh
No use trying to be a heavy fighter
63f988 No.2239
>>2228
Sorta the same lad.
63f988 No.2240
>>2238
It's not that bad tbh lad.
63f988 No.2244
>>2241
>ywn make neogirl cry this way
JUST
>>2243
Like around 5'7"
63f988 No.2246
>>2240
*kisses myself on the lips*
Thankyou lamb
>>2242
Vegetawas only 5'2" tbh so manlets are obviously the best
>tfw Goku was 5'7" and hes was married to Chi Chi
tbh tbf
63f988 No.2247
Did the BumBumKing make this?
63f988 No.2248
>>2237
Lad…
>>2238
>WIthout my good posture I'd be 5'6" smh
so you have already tried everything smh. I hav heard of people cutting their legs in half and letting them heal again a little further apart
63f988 No.2249
63f988 No.2250
63f988 No.2251
>>2248
Do you really need that?
>>2249
Ah right lad, didn't know he drew things as well tbh.
63f988 No.2252
>>2248
*Goes to kitchen and gets knife*
Let's do this.
63f988 No.2254
>>2251
>Do you really need that?
Need what?
>>2252
We'd need a bone saw, lad
63f988 No.2255
>tfw thought i was 5'5" a while ago but am not tbh
63f988 No.2256
>>2251
He draws lots of things lamb.
63f988 No.2257
lambs what are you having for lunch?
gonna get a sandwich tbh
>>2256
Absolutely fantastic work tbh.
63f988 No.2258
>>>/leftypol/1470421
plssend help
63f988 No.2260
>>2258
I'm coming to the rescue.
63f988 No.2262
>>2258
It's too late, that's an immediate ban for mentioning the spooks of job creation, economics and race.
63f988 No.2263
>>2260
Thankyou lass tbf
>>2262
I want to see how long i get tbh
63f988 No.2264
>>2257
thanks, lad. Just some bread with cheese since I'm lazy smh
63f988 No.2266
63f988 No.2267
>>2265
What's wrong, lad? Are you sick?
63f988 No.2269
>tfw no black gf to call me her little white boy and squash my face with her bottom
tbh
63f988 No.2270
>>2268
smh. I have a scar on my lips because I had that for a while and I kept biting off part of it smh
63f988 No.2272
>>2271
I like your videos, lad
63f988 No.2274
>>2273
Lasses loves scares, lad
63f988 No.2276
>>2269
Doesn't anyone else want a sexy black gf?
I thought this was a CIVIC board?
63f988 No.2278
>>2272
Thanks lad, tough putting up a persona all the time.
63f988 No.2279
>>2276
This is a BASED NA board lad…
63f988 No.2280
63f988 No.2281
>>2276
so that's why you picked the Rhodesia flag. wew
63f988 No.2283
>>2282
Wew. weak bait tbh sorry lad
63f988 No.2286
>>2285
It's hard to think tbh
63f988 No.2287
>>2281
>>2279
>>2277
tbh tbh I'm conflicted on it. I know most black girls are ugly as fuck, but the top black girls like the one I posted are fucking 10/10 and I would love one to be my gf, but I do not want black kids at all but if I got a black gf I don't know if I could resist her and might have kids but I'd be afraid I'd regret it later on when my kids look nothing like me.
63f988 No.2288
>>2287
i saw a half caste girl i would rape yesterday tbh
>>>/eftypol/1470550
*Moves to foreign country and leaves him jobless like in Cuba*
63f988 No.2291
*Pushes poo back into hole with finger*
I c-can wait
63f988 No.2293
I'll make the next thread.
63f988 No.2295
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*laments that animal waifu has dyed her hair pink*
63f988 No.2296
>>2287
I think fantasising about them is part of the problem, lad
>>2292
wew
63f988 No.2297
Lads i snuck some cheeky food past mummy and the bullies out the windows
63f988 No.2298
>>2292
*Licks windows in a sexually aggressive manner*
63f988 No.2302
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