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Just what you need to make you feel better

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88a1f0 (29)  No.138418>>138425 >>138433 >>138437 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

(Brown) Police Officer from Department Criticized for Obsessing over ‘Right-Wing Extremism’ Jailed for Child Porn

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/08/21/police-officer-from-department-criticized-for-obsessing-over-right-wing-extremism-jailed-for-child-porn/

UK Will Prosecute Online ‘Hate Crime’ the Same as Real World Crime

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/21/uk-will-prosecute-online-hate-crime-like-real-world-crime/

Migrant Family in Germany Names Baby ‘Angela Merkel Muhammed’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/21/migrant-family-germany-names-baby-angela-merkel-muhammed/

bf8f5a (15)  No.138421

druids tbh


4aab2d (17)  No.138422>>138424

druids


8855aa (46)  No.138423

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imperium tbh


bf8f5a (15)  No.138424

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>>138422

goodlad


6b5717 (34)  No.138425>>138428 >>138429 >>138435 >>138439 >>138448

>>138418 (OP)

When did everything get so bad


e3e700 (36)  No.138428

>>138425

what do you mean?


bf8f5a (15)  No.138429

>>138425

when jews


25892c (31)  No.138430>>138442

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for srbia


afccb2 (8)  No.138431

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hello


88a1f0 (29)  No.138432

Stop starving.


4aab2d (17)  No.138433

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>>138418 (OP)

>angela Merkel mohammed


311221 (62)  No.138434>>138436 >>138440

Daftie is impregnated


4aab2d (17)  No.138435>>138963

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25892c (31)  No.138436>>138438 >>138441 >>138451

>>138434

*staves to kill the baby*


5d53c2 (11)  No.138437

>>138418 (OP)

>>138427

>alright so it's from 52.7kg to 54.4kg so it's actually 1.7 but it's ROUGHLY 2kg. I still just want to fast it off and hope i can reach ugw as quick as I planned.

what we're saying is that it's most likely water weigth tbh.


5162e7 (27)  No.138438


ba5702 (61)  No.138439>>138444

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>>138425

When God created everything tbh

>>138427

I agree we've talked about it enough tbh


4aab2d (17)  No.138440

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>>138434

the slavperium begins


311221 (62)  No.138441

>>138436

But we need an hair to the bored lass


6b5717 (34)  No.138442

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>>138430

Serbia stronk


ba5702 (61)  No.138443

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*shitposts so the attention is focused on me*


917c9f (11)  No.138444>>138447 >>138450

>>138439

Everything went downhill fast when God created Eve. Lions should be eating grass, not meat.


5162e7 (27)  No.138445>>138449 >>138454 >>138455 >>138461 >>138467 >>138471

*tries to think of music he likes that he hasn't played a million times*

fug


4aab2d (17)  No.138446

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>138443


25892c (31)  No.138447>>138487

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>>138444

>Eve

Lilith*


c447b6 (29)  No.138448>>138452 >>138457

>>138425

when the anglos invaded


bf8f5a (15)  No.138449

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>>138445

play some burzum


4aab2d (17)  No.138450

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>>138444

nice mgotw trips lass


5d53c2 (11)  No.138451

>>138436

Lass I remember you telling me you'd keep a downs syndrome baby. What have you got against TBBK's genes?


311221 (62)  No.138452

>>138448

When the Homo Sapiens Sapiens genocided my ancestor tbh


8855aa (46)  No.138453>>138456

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4aab2d (17)  No.138454>>138455

>>138445

THIS

>PLEASE

<LASS


4aab2d (17)  No.138455

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311221 (62)  No.138456

>>138453

>Big shoulder pads

Those are gains lad. Never lift whilst taking Super Male Vitality™


25892c (31)  No.138457

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afccb2 (8)  No.138458>>138459 >>138460 >>138462 >>138463 >>138464 >>138473

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i shouldnt have deleted my ginnie folder

i feel like i have no gf now


4aab2d (17)  No.138459>>138476

>>138458

>tfw going through ginn-drawal syndrome


8855aa (46)  No.138460>>138476

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>>138458

Deleting halefolders is good lad


bf8f5a (15)  No.138461>>138466 >>138467

>>138445

psychic wars

don't fear the reaper

smoke on the water

a horse with no name


e3e700 (36)  No.138462>>138476

>>138458

but you do have no gf


ba5702 (61)  No.138463>>138469 >>138476 >>138493

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>>138458

This is a good thing

ofc ginnie is still single irl lad…


5d53c2 (11)  No.138464>>138476

>>138458

find her and impregnate her, lad


6b5717 (34)  No.138465>>138468 >>138470

Anyone like Phil Collins?


ba5702 (61)  No.138466>>138471

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>>138461

>don't fear the reaper


4aab2d (17)  No.138467>>138471

>>138445

>>138461

>horse with no name

hmm, in that vein:

cw mccall convoy

johnny cash boy named sue

charlie daniels band devil went down to georgia


8855aa (46)  No.138468

>>138465

Bald people


311221 (62)  No.138469>>138476

>>138463

This. Rape that dirty fucking bitch and make her cry for that fucking whore bitch that brought the disabled little twat screeching into this world.

jk


4aab2d (17)  No.138470>>138474

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>>138465

not hugely. this is 6.5/10 tho


bf8f5a (15)  No.138471>>138547

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>>138445

>>138467

>>138466

carry on my wayward son


6b5717 (34)  No.138472>>138475

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tbh


6359ae (20)  No.138473

>>138458

Well done deleting it


311221 (62)  No.138474>>138482

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>>138470

Play this lad


bf8f5a (15)  No.138475

>>138472

disgusting


afccb2 (8)  No.138476>>138477 >>138479 >>138484 >>138487

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>>138459

its probably worse than heroin withdrawals

>>138460

I heard ginnie is half asian

>>138462

thanks for reminding me

>>138463

>>138464

if millennial wews and jack cucksby have no chance then i dont have a hope in hell

neets probably arent her thing

>>138469

id die fighting you if it meant protecting Gin Gins, watch urself


4aab2d (17)  No.138477>>138480

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>>138476

>its probably worse than heroin withdrawals


6359ae (20)  No.138478>>138481 >>138485 >>138489

Seriously lads, Ginnie isn't a great person. At the same time maybe best not to bully her, not the most stable woman. most into fringe politics aren't, she's the same.


311221 (62)  No.138479

>>138476

Gin gin is a fucking whore I will rip her bitch throat out and watch her snort as she asphyxiates on the floor grasping for her duck teddies as one last earthly pleasure before she burns in hell like the vile demonic slag she fucking is.

jk


bf8f5a (15)  No.138480>>138485

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>>138477

doctor dubs is on fire tonight


afccb2 (8)  No.138481>>138483

>>138478

yeah lads dont bully her. serious


4aab2d (17)  No.138482

>>138474

their work has no observable value or merit.


6359ae (20)  No.138483>>138486

>>138481

can on here, but idk just best leave her alone and not talk about her


ba5702 (61)  No.138484>>138488 >>138497

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Try this anprim maybe

fuck this takes me back

>6 months ago

>>138476

Cuckby and wews are manlets lad

If you aren't you're fine


4aab2d (17)  No.138485

>>138478

ginnie is a poohead

>>138480

ta lad, the druids approve of my proactive stance on construction related education it appears.


311221 (62)  No.138486>>138490

>>138483

I hope she unironically shit herself after I sent those death threats tbh


917c9f (11)  No.138487>>138514

>>138447

Don't be silly, Lilith never existed.

>>138476

>I heard ginnie is half asian

Disgusting, deleting my Ginnie folder if true.


bf8f5a (15)  No.138488>>138491

night lads

going to do some bedtime revising tbh

>>138484

WHEN OUR ENGLAND DIED


ba5702 (61)  No.138489>>138490 >>138492 >>138514

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>>138478

>implying any woman is stable


6359ae (20)  No.138490>>138493 >>138495 >>138496

>>138486

Hahah

idk if we should be mean to her, she isn't the nicest person

>>138489

Some more than others lad


4aab2d (17)  No.138491

>>138488

good luck nigger, night mate


8855aa (46)  No.138492>>138496

>>138489

You love one who is even more unstable than most


afccb2 (8)  No.138493

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>>138490

>she isn't the nicest person

lad what do you mean? she seems really nice

just look at her with this animal >>138463


4aab2d (17)  No.138494>>138498 >>138502

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fuck it ive somehow poisoned myself with niggerhymes, but theres no going back now lads

*turns cap backwards*


311221 (62)  No.138495

>>138490

>idk if we should be mean to her, she isn't the nicest person

What did she do to you lass?


ba5702 (61)  No.138496>>138499

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>>138490

That's true tbh but being especially unstable isn't rare either

>>138492

She only had a breakdown because of the BULLIES tbh


afccb2 (8)  No.138497>>138502 >>138504

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>>138484

im 5ft 10


311221 (62)  No.138498>>138503

>>138494

You're roll is clear. Become MoonMan


6359ae (20)  No.138499>>138507

>>138496

Not rare if it's especially, but yeah women tend to be more unstable emotionally i suppose

kinda wouldn't mind if my gf got sad so i could comfort her


311221 (62)  No.138501

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Sing along boiz!


ba5702 (61)  No.138502

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The pegida anthem isn't half bad tbh too bad they're spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

>>138494

Stormzy 4 lyfe tbh

>>138497

I'm truly sorry


4aab2d (17)  No.138503

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>>138498

*becomes the white immortal technique*

They drove around the projects slow while it was raining

Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment

Until they saw a woman on the street walking alone

Three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home

And so they quietly got out the car and followed her

Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her

They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor

This is it kid now you got your chance to be raw

So Billy yoked her up and grabbed the chick by the hair

And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there

She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs

They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground

Screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around

The shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed

So Billy stomped on the bitch, until he had broken her jaw

The dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing

They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving

Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently

And then they all proceeded to rape her violently

Billy was made to go first, but each of them took a turn

Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned

A broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned

When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised

One of them niggas pulled out a brand new twenty-two

They told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through

And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew

He thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead

And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

I'm falling and I can't turn back

I'm falling and I can't turn back

Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life

He thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice

And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers

Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover

But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter

Cause he was starring into the eyes of his own mother

She looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her

She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her

His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate

His corruption had successfully changed his fate

And he remembered how his mom used to come home late

Working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth

He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth

And crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared

But only the devil responded, cause God wasn't there

And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold

And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul

They say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it

After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it


917c9f (11)  No.138504

>>138497

You're only two inches too tall to be perfect height, lad. Ignore the freaks whose height begins with a 6.


311221 (62)  No.138505>>138509

>>138500

Really? I love being 5'7" it's so BASED


ba5702 (61)  No.138506>>138524

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*becomes a jerrycuck*

es lebe Deutschland tbh


ba5702 (61)  No.138507>>138509

>>138499

It's only natural to want to comfort the ones you love tbh


88a1f0 (29)  No.138508>>138510 >>138513

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How do we solve the manlet question.


6359ae (20)  No.138509>>138511

>>138505

Nice being humbled by nature

>>138507

y-yeah


6359ae (20)  No.138510>>138512

>>138508

Kill all the gays, lass


311221 (62)  No.138511

>>138509

If it weren't for my horns I would perhaps be around 4'3"


88a1f0 (29)  No.138512>>138516

>>138510

Gays don't breed manlets though. Manlets breed manlets.


5d53c2 (11)  No.138513

>>138508

>not being height-blind


25892c (31)  No.138514>>138515 >>138518

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>>138489

>implying you're stable

>>138487

that's what the Jews want you to believe lad.


5d53c2 (11)  No.138515>>138518

>>138514

but women were made from are rib, lass


6359ae (20)  No.138516>>138517

>>138512

Gays don't breed through genes, they do through memes, give in all your gay anime to the state lad.

There's nothing wrong with being short, we don't have a choice over it, but you choose your thing tbf.


88a1f0 (29)  No.138517>>138519

>>138516

There is everything wrong with a man being short lad…


ba5702 (61)  No.138518>>138523

>>138514

more stable than you lel

>>138515

this tbh

I always treat Genesis with a bit of caution though


6359ae (20)  No.138519

>>138517

There is everything wrong with a "man" being a faggot like you though lad…


5d53c2 (11)  No.138520>>138528 >>138535

File (hide): f1607becc6072d3⋯.png (1.28 MB, 1024x704, 16:11, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>implying a manlet didn't make this, or a signaling girl who would never actually date one


09f8d2 (6)  No.138521

File (hide): 4b8f79aaa2780bc⋯.mp4 (11.85 MB, 240x240, 1:1, Watchtotheendmanlets.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


6b5717 (34)  No.138522

not enough chadposting itt tbh


25892c (31)  No.138523>>138525

>>138518

I really doubt that


917c9f (11)  No.138524>>138525 >>138534

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>>138506

Es ist Zeit für Rache.


ba5702 (61)  No.138525>>138527

>>138523

You wanna bet?

>>138524

One day we'll fuck shit up for the jews tbh


25892c (31)  No.138526>>138529 >>138530

File (hide): 539fed28fbcbd28⋯.jpg (57.06 KB, 1077x600, 359:200, stronk wymyn.jpg) (h) (u)


6359ae (20)  No.138527>>138532

>>138525

Hope not all of the Jews are killed, because then whites will fill the gap, and they'll be harder to spot and more insidious

These sorts of opportunistic parasites would exist without them.


311221 (62)  No.138528>>138534

>>138520

That is the most patronising thing I have ever seen in my entire 5th life cycle I swear to Zarquon


6b5717 (34)  No.138529>>138531

>>138526

What animu is this


c447b6 (29)  No.138530

File (hide): 0504ebfae11c4c6⋯.jpg (154.48 KB, 1024x614, 512:307, lilith pepe.jpg) (h) (u)


25892c (31)  No.138531>>138533 >>138537

File (hide): 8de8926c09df54a⋯.png (139.09 KB, 500x333, 500:333, yey.png) (h) (u)


ba5702 (61)  No.138532>>138539

File (hide): 8c5ae758608a2c2⋯.jpg (169.04 KB, 500x342, 250:171, Stalin inspects a baby for….jpg) (h) (u)

>>138527

We can solve this problem with Stalinism


311221 (62)  No.138533

>>138531

Are you old enough to show us your booooooooooooooobies again lass?


6359ae (20)  No.138534>>138548

>>138524

Love them, but they're the losers of history.

>>138528

It's cringe worthy af smh


09f8d2 (6)  No.138535>>138538

>>138520

I only date womanlets if they can drive. drive us to and through our dates that is.


ba5702 (61)  No.138536

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6b5717 (34)  No.138537>>138540

>>138531

Why does animu never show gore or tits anymore?


311221 (62)  No.138538>>138541

>>138535

Don't get a lass that can drive if you can't. One of the reasons my own relationship broke down was because I couldn't afford a car but my lass' dad was rich so she could smh


8855aa (46)  No.138539>>138542 >>138543 >>138550

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6359ae (20)  No.138540>>138545

>>138537

Because the lads watching it don't like tits, and get scared of gore


09f8d2 (6)  No.138541>>138544

>>138538

The dynamic changed Lad? Why'd that make you split?


463f80 (43)  No.138542

>>138539

wew nice one lad


25892c (31)  No.138543>>138550 >>138556

>>138539

Padme=Prequels no? maybe Frances instead


311221 (62)  No.138544>>138550

>>138541

She got bored of me I think lass. Left me for a lad who could drive smh Although there were probably other issues tbh


6b5717 (34)  No.138545


6359ae (20)  No.138546>>138553

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852a75 (43)  No.138547

>>138471

Stop watching tumblr shows


917c9f (11)  No.138548>>138555

File (hide): 8da3d70c319d5c2⋯.png (273.43 KB, 764x739, 764:739, TrueHeightChart.png) (h) (u)

I fixed it again so now it's even more perfect.

>>138534

Everybody becomes the losers of history eventually, but they did it fantastically.


25892c (31)  No.138549>>138551 >>138554 >>138557

File (hide): 33a2de85be334ac⋯.png (1.2 MB, 591x1047, 197:349, 15027311994750.png) (h) (u)

fucking neck hurts


ba5702 (61)  No.138550>>138562

File (hide): abea0ed12c78e4a⋯.jpg (61.09 KB, 540x257, 540:257, Ep 2 - Courtly Love (2).jpg) (h) (u)

>>138539

kek

That's prequelkino btw

>>138543

Is Frances even shitposting? On /brit/ it is but maybe not here

>>138544

There were definitely other reasons, seems like she used to driving things as an easy excuse tbh. On its own it's a very shallow reason to leave someone tbh


5d53c2 (11)  No.138551>>138559

>>138549

do you have a big heavy head, lass?


5162e7 (27)  No.138552

>tfw got banned from anime private tracker without reason

aaaah what


311221 (62)  No.138553

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>>138546

Yes lass.


ba5702 (61)  No.138554>>138559

>>138549

Cramp?

Whatever it is sleep usually helps


6359ae (20)  No.138555

>>138548

True, they went off with a bang, whilst the survivors are all going to die seeing their countries turn to shit.

Everything about WW2 looked cool


8855aa (46)  No.138556>>138563

>>138543

He posts Padme as a waifu, but he also posts her in Prequelshitposting

I've added Frances anyway


6b5717 (34)  No.138557>>138560 >>138564

>>138549

Stop taking viagra smh


7ece02 (3)  No.138558>>138563 >>138568

Meur ras ra’baner a Kernewek.

*Also, evening all.**


25892c (31)  No.138559>>138562 >>138563

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>>138551

>>138554

no idea what it is, I massaged it a little seems to be better now. yeah going in a sec


463f80 (43)  No.138560

>>138557

thats so tenuous but hilarious nonetheless


463f80 (43)  No.138561

>138558

hmm, it might just be me but there seems to be someone posting from under a rock


311221 (62)  No.138562

>>138559

You are malnourished or pregernant lass

>>138550

>There were definitely other reasons, seems like she used to driving things as an easy excuse tbh. On its own it's a very shallow reason to leave someone tbh

Yeah, I truly loved her but we were very different people smh I'm also a bit of a bully toward lasses sometimes smh


ba5702 (61)  No.138563>>138566 >>138567 >>138571

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>tfw

>>138556

If you add Frances you should add a ton of other shit tbh

>>138558

ey there

>>138559

I get neck cramps quite a lot tbh, just massage and sleep it off

Potassium btw is good food to help as well


ba5702 (61)  No.138564

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852a75 (43)  No.138565>>138569

>yawn

>throw up in mouth

that was close


6b5717 (34)  No.138566

>>138563

>Potassium btw is good food to help as well

This


8855aa (46)  No.138567>>138570

>>138563

>If you add Frances you should add a ton of other shit tbh

Remind me of them, I just did what immediately came to mind


852a75 (43)  No.138568

>>138558

flag's looking good lad


25892c (31)  No.138569

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ba5702 (61)  No.138570>>138573 >>138574 >>138578

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File (hide): 329be4e00418277⋯.jpg (89.17 KB, 468x801, 52:89, dancin cherie.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 88591347f103637⋯.jpg (74.38 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Slavsuka1.jpg) (h) (u)


311221 (62)  No.138571>>138587

>>138563

>Potassium btw is good food to help as well

>tfw learned this from Honey I Shrunk the Kids

I used to fucking hate the baby from Honey I blew Up the Kid though. Used to fantasise about tying him naked to a wall and throwing darts at him or punching him incessently until he died kek


09f8d2 (6)  No.138572>>138575

trying to cure myself of sweeties like how they cure people of cigarretes by making them chain consume them


6b5717 (34)  No.138573>>138577

>>138570

>blue hair

Poisonous animal tbh


8855aa (46)  No.138574>>138576 >>138577

>>138570

I genuinely don't know what the ones that aren't cherie are supposed to be


852a75 (43)  No.138575

>>138572

I mean you'll definitely cure yourself if you get diabetes


852a75 (43)  No.138576>>138587

>>138574

The first is some random emo whore, the last is a trap


ba5702 (61)  No.138577

>>138573

it some cosplay shit

>>138574

tbf I never post them

first is anzu, second idk


25892c (31)  No.138578>>138579 >>138587

>>138570

she's pretty meh without the makeup tbh


6b5717 (34)  No.138579

>>138578

Those eyes are giant


463f80 (43)  No.138580>>138583

File (hide): cab199584fffb2a⋯.jpg (68.63 KB, 600x800, 3:4, lrg45537.jpg) (h) (u)

going to Edmonton tomorrow


852a75 (43)  No.138581>>138584 >>138586

Boy my stomach is really spraying out chunks today wtf


25892c (31)  No.138582>>138590

File (hide): 7dec36d5a08698b⋯.jpg (66.61 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1480925005070.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 86b4167584d7785⋯.jpg (422.93 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, ay.jpg) (h) (u)

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nice sweater tho

i even saw it in stores but it's not my kinda thing


852a75 (43)  No.138583>>138590

File (hide): b8caa40404895cc⋯.jpg (119.56 KB, 500x750, 2:3, jkh.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138580

WOAH

you going on holiday?


25892c (31)  No.138584>>138588 >>138591

>>138581

what did you eat/drink and how much

sometimes it's ok to just give in and let it out


25892c (31)  No.138585

shit that's not a sweater


463f80 (43)  No.138586>>138591

>>138581

im going to prescribe you a course of strawberry cornettos and whisky.


ba5702 (61)  No.138587>>138591

>>138571

kek wew lad

>>138576

I'm pretty sure it isn't a trap

idc anyway I only saved a bunch of images a couple of months back when I went on my first shitposting spree

>>138578

yeah I don't actually like her that much tbh I only posted for shock value originally. She's ok but I stopped posting bc there wasn't anything I especially liked

I don't really like lots of makeup on girls


311221 (62)  No.138588>>138589 >>138592

File (hide): d8c908127823af5⋯.png (1.86 MB, 1600x1600, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>138584

Bulimia confirmed


25892c (31)  No.138589>>138592

>>138588

sometimes. not always. in extreme cases only.


463f80 (43)  No.138590

>>138583

if by holiday you mean carrying stuff up stairs and paying £4.50 an hour for parking then yes.

>>138582

i dont dig this look at all


852a75 (43)  No.138591>>138593 >>138594 >>138597

>>138584

>eat

2 roast beef sandwiches and 2 oat&raisin cookies tbh. Not something to set me off.

>spoiler

pff I hold my sick in until it forces itself out

>>138586

Thanks doc. Is that covered by the NHS?

>>138587

Lad you always assume a girl is a trap until proven otherwise


463f80 (43)  No.138592>>138597

>>138588

exactly as predicted

>>138589

lass.


ba5702 (61)  No.138593>>138595 >>138598

>>138591

>I hold my sick in until it forces itself out

why

I always try and get it out as quick as possible

>you always assume a girl is a trap until proven otherwise

I think it was proven otherwise that's what I mean

idc anyway


463f80 (43)  No.138594>>138598

>>138591

>not having private healthcare for routine stuff

smgdh lad


463f80 (43)  No.138595>>138605

>>138593

>let the sick out

what about the precious pyschoactive chemicals youd be wasting by throwing them up?


ba5702 (61)  No.138596

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25892c (31)  No.138597>>138602 >>138603

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>>138591

ah so it wasn't drinking silly? sorry then carry on. You should not drink anything for an hour, usually I'd recommend an espresso but it's too late for that.

>pff I hold my sick in until it forces itself out

goodladtbh

>>138592

in SOME cases making you sick will improve your condition. if you don't make it a habit. you absolutely shouldn't and you shouldn't have any reason to feel sick all the time.


852a75 (43)  No.138598>>138605 >>138612

>>138593

>why

Cus I ate that shit and I intend to digest it

>idc

man, everything they said about /newbrit/ was true

>>138594

>smgdh

Well considering I don't have a private income lad


8855aa (46)  No.138599>>138605 >>138612

File (hide): 62bb5f475776f1f⋯.png (245.75 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, bingo.png) (h) (u)

I don't think I have enough material for this


afccb2 (8)  No.138600>>138604 >>138609 >>138610 >>138612

File (hide): 9fb8ce008b4f099⋯.jpg (108.42 KB, 653x612, 653:612, 1503259289240.jpg) (h) (u)

its all just so hopeless isnt it


25892c (31)  No.138601

File (hide): 916948b834cceed⋯.png (458.5 KB, 517x478, 517:478, scotch.PNG) (h) (u)

>tfw I don't even know if I'll be at home at 3pm tomorrow

well


852a75 (43)  No.138602>>138614 >>138622

>>138597

>drinking silly

nah not today. I've gotta go easy until Wednesday

>don't drink

not happening lass there's a litre of good water right next to me. I can't help myself


463f80 (43)  No.138603>>138614

>>138597

>SOME cases

1) drank too much lager

2) ate some dodgy fast food

3) accidentally swallowed some rat poison or a pound coin

in all other cases its vain and unacceptable tbf.


852a75 (43)  No.138604

>>138600

idunno, seems fine to me


ba5702 (61)  No.138605>>138615 >>138620

I wish statham would come back

>>138595

>implying I'd ingest them in the first place

I'm crazy enough without them

>>138598

>Cus I ate that shit and I intend to digest it

might as well throw up though imo

>man, everything they said about /newbrit/ was true

I mean idc about arguing it, I'm certain it isn't trap but I see no point in arguing about it since I never really post her anyway

>>138599

kek I'm liking this


5d53c2 (11)  No.138606

>put today's chores off to tomorrow and it's soon tomorrow

ahhhhhh


ba5702 (61)  No.138607

File (hide): b689c9d27cb6fc8⋯.webm (3.61 MB, 384x288, 4:3, statham ears.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

I miss him


09f8d2 (6)  No.138608

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I could have this lifestyle but I still feel better than it.


5d53c2 (11)  No.138609

>>138600

what's wrong


6b5717 (34)  No.138610>>138613 >>138620

File (hide): 7d5912a549b1502⋯.jpg (453.21 KB, 810x4757, 810:4757, we're all gonna make it.jpg) (h) (u)


311221 (62)  No.138611

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ALL THE KIDS ARE BROWN

AND MY SONS ARE GAY


463f80 (43)  No.138612>>138616 >>138623

File (hide): d1b17e7fea951a2⋯.jpg (10 KB, 450x338, 225:169, cocaine-body.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138600

no?

>>138599

(81/9)/2 (5)

>>138598

hmm fair enough, its like a ton a month for cover including cancer and mouldy penis.


5d53c2 (11)  No.138613>>138618 >>138619 >>138620

>>138610

when is one of us going to die and become a God?


25892c (31)  No.138614>>138620

File (hide): 375d9bdef58aebf⋯.png (266.4 KB, 509x436, 509:436, what an ugly mutt.PNG) (h) (u)

>>138602

lad please wait at least half an hour. it will will dilute your digestive juices and you'll naturally get it up your throat. Unless you enjoy that kinda shit.

you should drink before a meal generally, not after.

>>138603

I don't disagree


463f80 (43)  No.138615>>138624

>flags changed

reeeeee i didnt fookin do out

>>138605

>statham

me 2 lad. and marion poster.

>wouldnt ingest them

not even beer or chocolate?


8855aa (46)  No.138616>>138617

>>138612

>(81/9)/2 (5)

22.5?


463f80 (43)  No.138617>>138626

>>138616

isnt it 9/10


09f8d2 (6)  No.138618>>138621

>>138613

I want it to be me but I'm not a charismatic lad.


6b5717 (34)  No.138619>>138621

>>138613

Who's going to die first?


852a75 (43)  No.138620>>138625

>>138605

>might as well throw up

Don't tell me how to digest my food and I won't tell you how to digest yours

>>138613

Whenever I end up kicking it. More on that later

>>138610

I love this guys comics.

>>138614

>all that shit

Guess who's about to chug a lire of water


5d53c2 (11)  No.138621

>>138619

First? Why would more people die, lamb?

>>138618

become charismatic first then, lad


25892c (31)  No.138622>>138627 >>138628 >>138630 >>138632

File (hide): 61ef1a01bce35ed⋯.jpg (81.19 KB, 500x500, 1:1, PREORDER.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138602

also

>i get to drink all the wine (and sangria) I want after September 1st

oye amigo


852a75 (43)  No.138623

>>138612

Can you get different healthcare packages?

Youthful lads like mon self might struggle with knob rot but not so much cancer


ba5702 (61)  No.138624

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>>138615

>marion poster

I wonder what happened tbh

>tfw I remember the first 'uncucked' thread and I wasn't a visitor from /brit/


25892c (31)  No.138625>>138629

File (hide): dc6a3e7d744a8db⋯.png (235.36 KB, 406x413, 58:59, raep6.PNG) (h) (u)

>>138620

you enjoy having rotten teeth?


8855aa (46)  No.138626>>138633

>>138617

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(81%2F9)%2F2+(5)

I've also added "Goes to /brit/, gets banned" to the bingo board


6b5717 (34)  No.138627

>>138622

Todd pls


463f80 (43)  No.138628>>138631

File (hide): 2b6f7eff1290e97⋯.jpg (3.96 KB, 203x248, 203:248, download (43).jpg) (h) (u)

>>138622

>shit booze


852a75 (43)  No.138629>>138631

>>138625

for drinking water?


ba5702 (61)  No.138630>>138639

>>138622

Greek wine > Spanish wine

probably, I've never even had Spanish wine


25892c (31)  No.138631>>138636 >>138639

>>138629

basically

>>138628

i take what they give me


71c73e (76)  No.138632>>138634

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>>138622

I love him, lads


463f80 (43)  No.138633

>>138626

>wa

reeeeeee (81/9)/(2*5) then ahhhhh

>bingo

noice


6b5717 (34)  No.138634>>138637

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>>138632

Don't believe his lies


71c73e (76)  No.138635>>138638 >>138640 >>138641

File (hide): b5dda0fada6da7b⋯.png (758.69 KB, 600x800, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

PULL THE TRIGGER


852a75 (43)  No.138636

>>138631

Then the answer is yes

*drinks tea and smokes cigarette*


ba5702 (61)  No.138637>>138642

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>>138634

>shadbase


8855aa (46)  No.138638


463f80 (43)  No.138639>>138643

>>138630

wine is the biggest and best ruse ever

>>138631

hmm fair, any free booze (except sambuca, ouzo or wkd) is a net gain.


311221 (62)  No.138640

>>138635

Sorry son, looks like we're gonna have to put down ol' yeller


25892c (31)  No.138641>>138647

>>138635

ON EVERY NIGGER


6b5717 (34)  No.138642

>>138637

Don't you like your women with penises?


ba5702 (61)  No.138643>>138653

>>138639

I like it tbh

That said British wine is superior like everything British


311221 (62)  No.138644>>138649 >>138652

>That Italian model followed me back on instagram after I wrote "beautiful" on her sister's instagram story

*spills spaghettios*


463f80 (43)  No.138645

better


852a75 (43)  No.138646

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My boy's in danger lads


ba5702 (61)  No.138647

File (hide): 404db2093105b52⋯.png (1017.55 KB, 1402x778, 701:389, 100% genuine.png) (h) (u)

>>138641

Didn't know you liked Plato


25892c (31)  No.138648>>138652 >>138654 >>138659

ahhhhh heck

now i can't wake up at 7


6b5717 (34)  No.138649>>138651

>>138644

She's basically your wife tbh


71c73e (76)  No.138650

File (hide): 33b88209e2328e2⋯.png (576.52 KB, 911x959, 911:959, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

We're all yellow on the inside


311221 (62)  No.138651>>138656

>>138649

*tracks her using images of her house*


ba5702 (61)  No.138652

>>138644

*claps*

>>138648

you done fucked up


463f80 (43)  No.138653>>138658

>>138643

>like wine

y tho

>brit wines are superior

now i know youre shizznitposting


71c73e (76)  No.138654>>138657

>>138648

Why not?


463f80 (43)  No.138655

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All eyez on me is objectively a flawless album


71c73e (76)  No.138656>>138660

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>>138651

We do have images of Daftie's house too…


25892c (31)  No.138657>>138661 >>138664 >>138666 >>138668

>>138654

it just hit 11 here and I won't get muh healthy 8 hours of sleep otherwise

have to make it half 8 now


ba5702 (61)  No.138658

>>138653

I like what I like lad

I was thinking of Champagne when I said British shit was better btw, confused them kill me


463f80 (43)  No.138659>>138665

>>138648

do you need more than 4 hours sleep?


311221 (62)  No.138660>>138668

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>>138656

*makes plans*


6b5717 (34)  No.138661>>138669

>>138657

Are you not from this glorious nation?


852a75 (43)  No.138662

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based slavs


311221 (62)  No.138663

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Time for a cheeki jog boizz


463f80 (43)  No.138664

>>138657

>8 hours

kek thats nearly a whole weeks worth of shut eye right there


25892c (31)  No.138665>>138667

>>138659

most nights i just lie awake for 9 hours and i still function properly so no it's a self care thing


ba5702 (61)  No.138666>>138670

File (hide): fbf6aab27e48858⋯.png (13.19 KB, 1221x635, 1221:635, banhammer2.png) (h) (u)

>>138657

*bans you so you have to go to sleep*


6b5717 (34)  No.138667

>>138665

>i just lie awake for 9 hours

Shit lad


71c73e (76)  No.138668>>138672 >>138676

>>138657

weird. You get exactly 8 hours?

>>138660

Good lad. Assimilate her like in the drawings


25892c (31)  No.138669>>138671 >>138675

>>138661

no i isn't, my summerfriend


71c73e (76)  No.138670

>>138666

*chats her up on Bongo Bongo Land*


71c73e (76)  No.138671>>138676


ba5702 (61)  No.138672>>138674

>>138668

8 hours is the recommended guideline or some shit


5162e7 (27)  No.138673

>sleeping

nerds


71c73e (76)  No.138674>>138677 >>138680

>>138672

sure, lamb, but I always wake up earlier. I guess some people like Pembs can sleep for 10 hours without waking up though


6b5717 (34)  No.138675>>138678 >>138679 >>138680

>>138669

Permaban tbh


25892c (31)  No.138676>>138679

>>138668

i'm mostly just memeing. but when i do it's neat.

>>138671

he asked if I'm british and I said I'm not


852a75 (43)  No.138677>>138681 >>138683

>>138674

>10 hours

I slept 17 hours straight like half a year ago tbh


25892c (31)  No.138678>>138681

File (hide): 33420dba9ad56d2⋯.png (302.48 KB, 414x469, 414:469, kill me.PNG) (h) (u)

>>138675

why are you such a bulli


71c73e (76)  No.138679

>>138676

>>138675

>Permaban tbh


ba5702 (61)  No.138680

File (hide): abd7a0d296a6656⋯.jpg (8.02 KB, 242x278, 121:139, uwotcivic.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138674

So can I (if I'm especially tired) but 8 hours is the official 'healthy' amount iirc

>>138675

But we're civic, lad

Angry nativists out


6b5717 (34)  No.138681>>138685

>>138677

Why is everyone but me unhealthy?

>>138678

If you are no the bullier, you are the bullee


71c73e (76)  No.138682>>138684 >>138686 >>138702

also new rule: mods cannot unban bans made by other mods


71c73e (76)  No.138683


ba5702 (61)  No.138684>>138696

>>138682

Good rule

But I'm not a mod I'm BO :^)


852a75 (43)  No.138685>>138688

>>138681

dunno lad. What's your secret?


e3e700 (36)  No.138686>>138696

>>138682

interesting rule


25892c (31)  No.138687>>138689 >>138690 >>138691 >>138692 >>138693 >>138694 >>138695 >>138696 >>138704

>stomach rumbles

feels good lads

good night to yall


6b5717 (34)  No.138688>>138695 >>138703

>>138685

I've been taking my super male vitality. Idk about you lads


88a1f0 (29)  No.138689

>>138687

Night lass.


5162e7 (27)  No.138690

>>138687

night night


ba5702 (61)  No.138691

File (hide): fdc66b133ce6d26⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 2094x1200, 349:200, Binary Sunset.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138687

bonne nuit


311221 (62)  No.138692>>138700

>>138687

Goodniggggghtghuib ajhrpi dh y8uhajdgn olej;jlbhuwSKD HJOIEWFHFUOIQEWHVO F3RAEUJV FQO hohuov huihwivg huovgwheo


6b5717 (34)  No.138693

>>138687

Take some warm milk lad


8855aa (46)  No.138694

>>138687

night lad


852a75 (43)  No.138695>>138697

>>138687

night

>>138688

No but I've been drinking tap water so i'm good right?


71c73e (76)  No.138696>>138700

>>138686

a-and mods cannot ban each other

>>138687

night lad

>>138684

smh power hungry tyrant


6b5717 (34)  No.138697

>>138695

>not filtering

smh


71c73e (76)  No.138698

File (hide): 619348d2f933115⋯.jpg (208.43 KB, 470x595, 94:119, 1425123406848.jpg) (h) (u)

*cucks my daddy out of his peanuts*

that's what you get going out smoking and leaving them unprotected tbh


afccb2 (8)  No.138699>>138701

File (hide): b01fef666900078⋯.jpg (156.02 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 1503349945912.jpg) (h) (u)


e3e700 (36)  No.138700>>138705

>>138696

why are you making all of these rules up now lad?

>>138692

night?


ba5702 (61)  No.138701

File (hide): d9e3b09acd44276⋯.webm (756.77 KB, 464x466, 232:233, top kek homer.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


c447b6 (29)  No.138702>>138706 >>138711

File (hide): ca847d1d9b7c059⋯.jpg (44.4 KB, 569x315, 569:315, points.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138682

also mods aren't allowed to ban anyone anymore


463f80 (43)  No.138703

File (hide): 32c26299691bfef⋯.jpg (61.87 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 20170501_162110.jpg) (h) (u)


c447b6 (29)  No.138704

>>138687

goodnight


71c73e (76)  No.138705>>138707 >>138708 >>138709

>>138700

>why are you making all of these rules up now lad?

because I am playing around, lad. Just teasing Daftie


463f80 (43)  No.138706

File (hide): 1abc637295697e8⋯.png (255.71 KB, 524x340, 131:85, 1469222715682-0.png) (h) (u)


e3e700 (36)  No.138707>>138710 >>138713

>>138705

sorry, can't say ive been payingattention to the thread (its mummys birthday tbh)


ba5702 (61)  No.138708>>138713

>>138705

She ain't a mod tho


6b5717 (34)  No.138709>>138712 >>138713

>>138705

I'd ban everyone tbqh


463f80 (43)  No.138710>>138720

>>138707

happy birthday to your mum lad, is she fit and or single


71c73e (76)  No.138711

File (hide): d068a746f0541dc⋯.png (16.89 KB, 529x529, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>138702

All power must be centralised in me as only I can be trusted


311221 (62)  No.138712>>138722

>>138709

Same tbh. My own board is just me talking about cool shit and we have a good time over there. Who can forget the LEGENDARY night that was Eurovision smh


71c73e (76)  No.138713>>138715 >>138716 >>138720

>>138707

happy birthay MUMMYYY. Have you been a good boy today?

>>138708

No, but you'd just unban her.

>>138709

Lad…


71c73e (76)  No.138714>>138717 >>138718

>dad actually came asking for his peanuts back

kek he's actually standing up for himself smh


ba5702 (61)  No.138715>>138726

File (hide): ec51d376b1c3647⋯.jpg (37.97 KB, 716x461, 716:461, wrong.jpg) (h) (u)


6b5717 (34)  No.138716

File (hide): ab06173016c2c8a⋯.webm (5.87 MB, 640x480, 4:3, pleasant day.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>138713

It would make the board pleasant tbh


463f80 (43)  No.138717>>138726

>>138714

have you been eating your fathers nuts


852a75 (43)  No.138718>>138719 >>138726

>>138714

Time to chuck them back up lad


463f80 (43)  No.138719>>138725

>>138718

>not storing nuts and seeds in your cheek pouches


e3e700 (36)  No.138720>>138726 >>138727

>>138710

> is she fit and or single

She looks Elegant for her age and but currently has a boyfriend tbh

>>138713

Ye, got her a nice little book and cleaned the house for her tbh


ba5702 (61)  No.138721>>138723 >>138725 >>138727 >>138729 >>138731

File (hide): d330ab0367cb743⋯.jpg (28.62 KB, 300x420, 5:7, bikini.jpg) (h) (u)

gonna go tbh

and come back perhaps

God I wish I had more money but it's tied up in my spending plans smh


463f80 (43)  No.138722>>138724

>>138712

c-can i come to your board for a playdate p-plz


8855aa (46)  No.138723>>138726

>>138721

possibly goodnight lad


311221 (62)  No.138724>>138729

>>138722

When 8ch.pl stops being a white nigger smh


852a75 (43)  No.138725>>138729

>>138719

Do you ever eat them or just store indefinitely?

>>138721

later lad


71c73e (76)  No.138726>>138728 >>138731 >>138732

>>138717

yeah it's all I could find smh

>>138715

what?

>>138718

he didn't even ask for the bag back, just a handful smhhh

>>138720

>Ye, got her a nice little book and cleaned the house for her tbh

sweet I would if I actually remembered people's birthdays smh

>138721

deny him your (You)s, lads

>>138723

DON'T


463f80 (43)  No.138727>>138731

>>138720

>elegant for her age

if shes not fat then thats a perfectly agreeable description

>has a bf

surely youd prefer me as your stepdad

>>138721


8855aa (46)  No.138728

File (hide): 7e1acb35d1b7d7f⋯.jpg (644.39 KB, 1000x1197, 1000:1197, 1443.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138726

>DON'T

?????


463f80 (43)  No.138729>>138730 >>138732

>>138721

bye lad, have 2 (you)s for the journey

>>138724

thanks lad *knows this means never*

>>138725

sometimes i bury them in the autumn and dig them up again around january


311221 (62)  No.138730>>138736

File (hide): c44c2fa228c3040⋯.png (92.37 KB, 800x800, 1:1, WeepingBumBum.png) (h) (u)

>>138729

8ch.pl will be back up one day l-lass tfw they destroy my memes for being racist

=ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh==


e3e700 (36)  No.138731>>138734 >>138736

>>138721

seeya fam

>>138726

get a calender and sort ya life out lass

>deny him your (You)s, lads

im busy with family

>>138727

haha, compared to this guy i certainly would tbh


852a75 (43)  No.138732>>138734 >>138736

>>138726

>just a handful

that's a sad state of affairs tbh. If it were me, I'd pull a knife on you

>>138729

Fair play lad, we all have our own little ways of dealing with modernity


463f80 (43)  No.138733>>138735 >>138754

>run out of rolling tobacco somehow

>have taylors

>rip taylors up and make rollies

this is a less than ideal situation lads


71c73e (76)  No.138734

>>138732

>that's a sad state of affairs tbh. If it were me, I'd pull a knife on you

That would probably be better for me. I think it's all just a call for help from my side ahhhhhhhhh

>>138731

>get a calender and sort ya life out lass

yeah. need a digital one that updates itself tbh


c447b6 (29)  No.138735>>138738 >>138740

>>138733

what's taylors?


463f80 (43)  No.138736>>138741

File (hide): 214bacc09d0cf76⋯.jpg (10.53 KB, 300x209, 300:209, s-l300.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138730

:(

>>138731

you know what to do then lad

>>138732

smh


463f80 (43)  No.138738>>138740 >>138757

>>138735

normal straight cigarrettes, knock off mayfair and b&h specials filters


395e34 (2)  No.138739>>138742 >>138743 >>138744

Daily reminder that Neo is a no good, dirty, bottom feeding trash bag ho.


463f80 (43)  No.138740>>138757

>>138735

>>138738

sorry missed the key bit

taylors as in tailormade (done by others) fags rather than roll your own


e3e700 (36)  No.138741>>138747

File (hide): 459a8811519a307⋯.mp4 (592.06 KB, 720x404, 180:101, x3HiBxa.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>138736

oh lad, i know what to do


88a1f0 (29)  No.138742>>138745

File (hide): 0e06254d472b094⋯.png (111.09 KB, 520x400, 13:10, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


463f80 (43)  No.138743

>>138739

daily reminder that lacklustre insults embarass everybody as well as yourself.


8855aa (46)  No.138744

>>138739

could have just simplified that to "neo is a slag"


395e34 (2)  No.138745

>>138742

Not as rude as your incessant gay posting.


e3e700 (36)  No.138746>>138748 >>138749

who here /chip sandwich/


463f80 (43)  No.138747>>138756

File (hide): e96af8204ef73a7⋯.jpg (15.53 KB, 451x605, 41:55, daxsoontucomrpmspaed.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138741

d-do you need the help of a couple of pipehittin niggers to do unspecified things, maybe with some sort of tools?


463f80 (43)  No.138748>>138750 >>138751 >>138756

>>138746

>wasting both bread and chips

S

M

H

LAD


6b5717 (34)  No.138749>>138756

>>138746

What about fried egg sandwich, or cheese?


6b5717 (34)  No.138750>>138752

File (hide): 6a0f86593ccb6bf⋯.png (647.38 KB, 663x600, 221:200, tbh.png) (h) (u)

>>138748

>marmite


88a1f0 (29)  No.138751>>138755 >>138758 >>138760 >>138774

File (hide): 4d7b048d8bdbfe0⋯.png (237.31 KB, 460x840, 23:42, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw no pet manlet

>>138748

Anything but marmite.


463f80 (43)  No.138752

File (hide): 94f5fc944ab6a30⋯.jpg (111.32 KB, 590x350, 59:35, 20170705_190425.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138750

aww hell naw


311221 (62)  No.138753

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>That ending

W0T A BITCH!


852a75 (43)  No.138754>>138759

>>138733

>rip up and make rollies

I know that feel. Why not just smoke the taylors tho


6b5717 (34)  No.138755

>>138751

Please do not encourage manletism


e3e700 (36)  No.138756

>>138747

nah, i've done this enough lad

>>138748

you have no taste tbh

>>138749

little bit of cheese in this chip sandwich tbh


c447b6 (29)  No.138757

>>138738

>>138740

kek why dont you just smoke them if theyre made?


71c73e (76)  No.138758>>138761

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>138751

*gets on my knees with my knees placed in my shoes*


463f80 (43)  No.138759>>138762 >>138765

>>138754

i cut most of the filter off them if i do, but then its a bit too much to smoke in one go, whereas 2.5 rollies from it is a bit better imo. can probably survive the night on half a pack.

*goes to 24hr garage for baccy, lucozade and jellybabies*


8855aa (46)  No.138760>>138762 >>138781

>>138751

>>tfw no pet manlet

*adds this to the long list of fetishes you have*


6b5717 (34)  No.138761

>>138758

No wonder sam is an effective shooter


e3e700 (36)  No.138762>>138764 >>138766 >>138769

>>138760

you have a list of that?

>>138759

>*goes to 24hr garage for baccy, lucozade and jellybabies*

god now i want all 3 of those


7ece02 (3)  No.138763>>138767 >>138770 >>138771 >>138774


8855aa (46)  No.138764>>138766 >>138768

>>138762

>you have a list of that?

Don't worry, I don't have anything written down for you


852a75 (43)  No.138765>>138773

>>138759

Ahhhh I see, the wonderful world of smoking logistics.

Say with all your nicotine based paraphernalia, what's your thoughts on vaping?


852a75 (43)  No.138766>>138768 >>138772

>>138762

He lists everyones fetishes in order to convert them to imperium. Standard stuff.

>>138764

Refresh me adam, what's on my list again?


e3e700 (36)  No.138767

File (hide): 54f0b75dfd986d4⋯.jpg (36.42 KB, 482x427, 482:427, 1445832835809.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138763

that is horrible tbh


e3e700 (36)  No.138768

>>138764

O-ok, who's on the list?

>>138766

smart lad


463f80 (43)  No.138769>>138774 >>138777

File (hide): 727c21c477e0735⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 385x385, 1:1, 91tWGQtAWqL._SX385_.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138762

best jelly sweets:

1) them flat seethrough xmen/spiderman/dinosaur ones what came in 2inch square placcy wraps, potentially from woolworths

2)fizzy cherry cola bottles

3) jelly babies

4) those snake things from picknmix

honorary mention: fruit jellies


5162e7 (27)  No.138770

>>138763

delete this


c447b6 (29)  No.138771

>>138763

what the fuck


8855aa (46)  No.138772>>138777

>>138766

>Refresh me adam, what's on my list again?

Muscle, heroin addicts, arse


463f80 (43)  No.138773>>138784

>>138765

>vaping

i used to be pretty into it tbh, its cheap and works pretty well if you get >28mg strength liquid, but it filled my lungs with shit, hard to breathe in the morning and at work etc, whereas unfiltered rollies are fine, even the occasional 72 hour chainsmoke.

do you vape lad?

also its a bit faggy to do in public unless you have one of them cigarrette looking ones


917c9f (11)  No.138774>>138777 >>138781

File (hide): 4a004c3e7c7e147⋯.jpg (220.5 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, tasty_sweeties.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138751

What is a manlet in your book?

>>138763

You can't trust a man who has no hair on his body. They're all reprobates.

>>138769

You forgot about these.


311221 (62)  No.138775

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sheis two inches taller than I am but she got pakid so . . .


463f80 (43)  No.138776

File (hide): 39a83dcba598c9b⋯.jpg (32.11 KB, 457x500, 457:500, SweetsHeManJelly.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5996c89f27d2e77⋯.jpg (4.64 KB, 250x250, 1:1, he-man-jellies.jpg) (h) (u)

*reees loudly*


852a75 (43)  No.138777>>138780

File (hide): bdfeeb69a0ea372⋯.jpg (1.66 MB, 1250x1250, 1:1, watermelon gummies1.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 67cbc62fda349c2⋯.jpg (13.37 KB, 275x230, 55:46, v1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138769

>>138774

>

>>138772

sounds about right


8855aa (46)  No.138778>>138779 >>138792

File (hide): 37104deb760f84c⋯.jpg (1.76 MB, 2079x2048, 2079:2048, 37104deb760f84c04849bc8fe6….jpg) (h) (u)

tbh


463f80 (43)  No.138779

>>138778

shes a triple f


463f80 (43)  No.138780

>>138777

>trips for gummy melons

fair play

*leaves gummy melons out for the wights that watch my van*


88a1f0 (29)  No.138781>>138782 >>138783 >>138792

>>138760

Why are you collecting my fetishes lad.

>>138774

The usual definition is any man shorter than 6'0, but I think it's only fun if they're shorter than me so anything under 5'9


311221 (62)  No.138782

>>138781

Don't lay an egg lass


8855aa (46)  No.138783>>138790 >>138791 >>138793 >>138796

File (hide): df6820439d01990⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 237.97 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1413335625393-1.jpg) (h) (u)

1. Parma Violets

2. Those things that looked like cigarettes but were just pure sugar

3. Pear drops

>>138781

>Why are you collecting my fetishes lad.

No comment


852a75 (43)  No.138784

>>138773

>hard to breathe in the morning

Really? I had no clue it did that.

>do you?

Not really, I barely smoke. I used to have a hand me down vape that I puffed on every now and again but then I dropped it and cracked the tank. Was pretty nifty that I could do it in my bedroom tho. Generally an enjoyable experience.

I do plan on eventually getting a BIG BLACK VAPE once I get the £££ together. I'll blow massive clouds over the normies in public tbh, I'm young and hip


db56dd (6)  No.138785>>138786 >>138787 >>138788 >>138789 >>138791 >>138794 >>138953

File (hide): 85dd87c008e75df⋯.mp4 (549 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Godcast Intro.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

So why aren't you a Christian?


e3e700 (36)  No.138786>>138798 >>138800

>>138785

just seems fake


852a75 (43)  No.138787>>138798 >>138800

>>138785

I like the aesthetic but ultimately it's just not my style.


c447b6 (29)  No.138788>>138798 >>138800

>>138785

cant find faith


5162e7 (27)  No.138789>>138798 >>138800

>>138785

I don't believe in globalism


6b5717 (34)  No.138790>>138795

>>138783

>slightly veiny tit

Ruined tbh


88a1f0 (29)  No.138791>>138793 >>138795 >>138798 >>138800

File (hide): 7c4525326bd262f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.32 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, __artoria_pendragon_and_ar….jpg) (h) (u)

>>138783

>No comment

You seem oddly interested in me lad.

>>138785

I was baptized lad.


917c9f (11)  No.138792>>138807

File (hide): ccedeceab5bc66d⋯.jpg (193.15 KB, 657x985, 657:985, 491134.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138778

What are you being honest about? Is it your lack of trips?

>>138781

But anything under 5'9" includes the perfect height of 5'8"?


c447b6 (29)  No.138793

>>138783

>>138791

spoiler pls


311221 (62)  No.138794>>138798

>>138785

I am lass


8855aa (46)  No.138795>>138807

File (hide): d99f9a29298b55f⋯.jpg (34.11 KB, 500x667, 500:667, BIOCApaCMAI6sub.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138791

>You seem oddly interested in me lad.

No more interested in you than anyone else on this board

>>138790

poor taste tbh


852a75 (43)  No.138796>>138799

>>138783

>parma violets

>pear drops

ewwwwww what the fuck lad


311221 (62)  No.138797

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time fora jig methinks

Get your sparkly knickers on lads


db56dd (6)  No.138798>>138801 >>138802 >>138804 >>138807 >>138808 >>138811

>>138786

So a man decided to get tortured to death, when he could've stopped it at any time by saying he wasn't the Son of God, just for no reason? Because he was insane? Despite nothing in his character previously suggesting he was insane?

>>138789

Neither does Christ.

>>138787

The moral and correct way of life may not be stylish to you, and it's hard, but it's the right thing to do.

>>138788

Legitimate answer, but you should still try to find faith, and go to church. And regardless, Christian teachings are rational and logical, they don't require faith to adhere to.

>>138791

>I was baptized lad.

And you will be a second time in the fires of hell, begone sick fiend.

>>138794

Aren't you a weird pervert sicko, go away.


311221 (62)  No.138799>>138808

File (hide): 772715ef3817bfe⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 473x473, 1:1, ScholaPuellarum5.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138796

>Doesn't like Parma Violets

Time to be stabbed lad. I'm sorry


917c9f (11)  No.138800>>138802 >>138804 >>138807 >>138808 >>138811

>>138786

You're fake.

>>138787

Then your style is wrong.

>>138788

Follow the teachings and faith will follow.

>>138789

Christianity isn't globalist. God made different peoples have different countries for a reason.

>>138791

t. Yank

There's more to it than being baptised.


311221 (62)  No.138801>>138805

>>138798

I am unironically the most moral here lass


e3e700 (36)  No.138802

>>138798

you're not going to convince me lad, but that is why

>>138800

Ahhhhh, you got me lad


8855aa (46)  No.138803>>138806 >>138813

the nerve centre update was a mistake


5162e7 (27)  No.138804>>138819

>>138798

>Neither does Christ.

Then why does the Christian faith believe in supplanting earlier traditions and replacing those that came before it?

>>138800

Then why do Christians want a one world faith?


db56dd (6)  No.138805>>138813

File (hide): c236f537c634b17⋯.png (333.91 KB, 540x600, 9:10, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>138801

You have large amounts of pornography saved on your computer and/or view it regularly, even homosexual pornography. You also seem like a defective human being, not one of God's elect.


311221 (62)  No.138806>>138815

>>138803

What do you mean lass?


88a1f0 (29)  No.138807>>138809 >>138812

File (hide): a078b2e3a4411f5⋯.png (493.61 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __tenma_gabriel_white_gabr….png) (h) (u)

>>138792

5'8 isn't what most men would call perfect.

>>138795

I'm flattered lad.

>>138798

>>138800

It's very rude to doubt a fellow Christian's faith tbh.


852a75 (43)  No.138808

>>138798

Perhaps lad. I'll face damnation willingly and without remorse if I ultimately ended up choosing the wrong path.

>>138800

>your style is wrong

However it is *my* style

>>138799

>likes parma violets

Lad if I ever see you, I'll glass ya


8855aa (46)  No.138809>>138816

>>138807

>I'm flattered lad.

That wasn't a complimentary comment


db56dd (6)  No.138810

Parma Violets are delicious. You sicken me.


c447b6 (29)  No.138811

>>138798

>>138800

been to church like three times, don't think I can start going now it'd be weird


db56dd (6)  No.138812>>138816

>>138807

>It's very rude to doubt a fellow Christian's faith tbh.

Intolerance of sin is a Christian duty.


311221 (62)  No.138813>>138819

>>138803

What do you mean lass?

>>138805

>Don't have porn on my computer

>Regular Church goer

>Avoid promiscuity even when it is right there on the table with some tidy lasses

>Doesn't do drugs

>Has literally fought on the streets for his people

I am the most moral lad of all lass when seperated from my BumBum character tbh


b96838 (6)  No.138814

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8855aa (46)  No.138815>>138823

>>138806

We're going to keep getting foreigners on the board


88a1f0 (29)  No.138816>>138817 >>138818 >>138820 >>138821 >>138823 >>138825

File (hide): 8cd62ad2756287e⋯.png (589.2 KB, 893x1263, 893:1263, __tenma_gabriel_white_gabr….png) (h) (u)

Beddy byes now, I can't keep my eyes open any longer smh.

>>138809

I'll take it as a compliment anyway d/w.

>>138812

Rooooo I'm not a sinner, I'm the second biggest crusader LARPer on the board behind Herts.


8855aa (46)  No.138817

>>138816

Night lass

>I'll take it as a compliment anyway d/w.

Please don't


71c73e (76)  No.138818>>138830

File (hide): 0c6511859967627⋯.png (23.71 KB, 750x408, 125:68, Neo kiss1.png) (h) (u)

>>138816

night lass give me a kissy


917c9f (11)  No.138819>>138822

>>138804

Because Christianity is the one true religion and it is only through Christ that we can be saved.

>>138813

There's A RAT in separate, smh


311221 (62)  No.138820>>138826 >>138827 >>138828 >>138831 >>138832 >>138834

>>138816

OK lass. I shall come to bed with you to make sure the bully doesn't follow. I just hope your eggs don't fall out smh

AHHHH IT'S 11 O'CLOCK

*also goes to bed*


e3e700 (36)  No.138821

>>138816

night lad


311221 (62)  No.138822

>>138819

>He doesn't find spelling mistakes hilarius

Lad . . .


c447b6 (29)  No.138823

>>138815

why?

>>138816

night lass


db56dd (6)  No.138824>>138829

stop beta orbiting transexuals


b96838 (6)  No.138825

>>138816

night chap


e3e700 (36)  No.138826


852a75 (43)  No.138827

>>138820

night lad


c447b6 (29)  No.138828

>>138820

nightlad


b96838 (6)  No.138829

File (hide): e85dc9dad7a74e6⋯.jpg (9.33 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault (6).jpg) (h) (u)


88a1f0 (29)  No.138830>>138834

>>138818

*kisses you goodnight*

Hope nobody minds that.


b96838 (6)  No.138831

>>138820

night your majesty


8855aa (46)  No.138832

>>138820

night lad


b96838 (6)  No.138833

File (hide): 5133775e6c70025⋯.jpg (64.88 KB, 758x426, 379:213, warriors-1_758_426_81_s_c1.jpg) (h) (u)

*forms violent streetgang*


71c73e (76)  No.138834>>138835

File (hide): a8bd6eecceb0193⋯.png (20.93 KB, 750x408, 125:68, TBBK KISSU.png) (h) (u)


e3e700 (36)  No.138835

File (hide): c2ea8e451015d91⋯.jpg (19.83 KB, 291x387, 97:129, 1427381953650.jpg) (h) (u)


b96838 (6)  No.138836

File (hide): b196c4445c90946⋯.jpg (41.34 KB, 550x329, 550:329, warriors-550x329.jpg) (h) (u)


c447b6 (29)  No.138837>>138839 >>138840 >>138841 >>138862

File (hide): d7067eff15948e5⋯.png (741.57 KB, 636x1092, 53:91, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


71c73e (76)  No.138838

File (hide): 4fc2003ca55ff1e⋯.png (326.7 KB, 367x512, 367:512, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*casually walks nude doesn't flex at all*


71c73e (76)  No.138839


852a75 (43)  No.138840>>138842

>>138837

I've been considering recently that dogs don't belong in the house. With your post I've now decided that should be the case


8855aa (46)  No.138841

>>138837

topwew


71c73e (76)  No.138842>>138865

>>138840

why not, lad?


71c73e (76)  No.138843

File (hide): 2165be591225fea⋯.png (293.64 KB, 450x360, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*punches you with my big black fist*


71c73e (76)  No.138844>>138845 >>138846 >>138847 >>138855 >>138867

File (hide): 35553fc3ebc097e⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1286x1002, 643:501, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

yeah let's waste some money on that


c447b6 (29)  No.138845

>>138844

there's no point apart from it being a demonstration of what the EU can accomplish


e3e700 (36)  No.138846>>138849

>>138844

i pro all space shit tbh, its cool


6b5717 (34)  No.138847

>>138844

>diversity hires

>going to the moon

lmao


c447b6 (29)  No.138848>>138850

>haha Britainé we went to moon and you didn't! brexit was a mistake!


71c73e (76)  No.138849>>138853

>>138846

it's incredibly costly and they're just doing something that's already been done smh. Pretty sure most people would feel better having their tax money spent somewhere they can actually get something out of it


71c73e (76)  No.138850

>>138848

yeah it's just to show how great EU is


6b5717 (34)  No.138851>>138852 >>138854

How long do we reckon the EU will last for? 10 years? 5?


71c73e (76)  No.138852

>>138851

I doubt they'll collapse fast tbh. They'd hold on. Wonder what the fuck they will do once they get that army.


e3e700 (36)  No.138853

>>138849

but its so cool


c447b6 (29)  No.138854

>>138851

depends when/if we leave


5162e7 (27)  No.138855>>138856

>>138844

>tfw the moon will join the EU before we leave it


71c73e (76)  No.138856

>>138855

top kek

>inb4 moon leaves earth's orbit


71c73e (76)  No.138857>>138859 >>138860

File (hide): 9061abe269137a0⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Do I pass, lads?


71c73e (76)  No.138858

(I'm a woman)


5162e7 (27)  No.138859>>138861

>>138857

Pass as what? Human?


917c9f (11)  No.138860

>>138857

Evolution clearly did so you can too.


71c73e (76)  No.138861

>>138859

smh I'm an abo, lad


28b081 (3)  No.138862

>>138837

id pay £75 for it tbf


71c73e (76)  No.138863

File (hide): 9118a717c79fbdd⋯.png (487.97 KB, 500x768, 125:192, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

hm


28b081 (3)  No.138864

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

lala laaalaa

all you niggas die


852a75 (43)  No.138865>>138871

>>138842

Dogs used to be used for protection and hunting. The transition from that into house ornament seems to represent a movement away from a masculine purpose and towards a more feminine idea of the world. I think such emotional attachment shown by pembs post which is common and superfluous is generally unhealthy, but especially bad when directed at a beast.

They also aren't particularly clean.


71c73e (76)  No.138866>>138875

File (hide): 1a9bee89738b3f8⋯.png (104.42 KB, 500x409, 500:409, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

So something we can witness with our eyes is the same as some vague theory about what might happen in a hundred years that keeps changing?


852a75 (43)  No.138867

>>138844

just let space x figure this shit out ffs


8855aa (46)  No.138868>>138869 >>138870 >>138872

File (hide): 7d8e6c4172b4c9d⋯.jpg (269.88 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, C_NwhsOXsAEyogC.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

night tbh lads


28b081 (3)  No.138869

>>138868

night sweetheart


852a75 (43)  No.138870>>138893

>>138868

Night my son


71c73e (76)  No.138871>>138876

>>138865

can protect you in the house too tbh. I think bonding with animals is a good thing and you get back from it.

My brother has now buried two dogs and given one away. While I liked the dogs I'm done with them now tbh smh


e3e700 (36)  No.138872

>>138868

night lad


5162e7 (27)  No.138873>>138954

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


71c73e (76)  No.138874

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER

>he's actually filming the screen

top kek. I love him, lads


852a75 (43)  No.138875

>>138866

I hate this fucking science nigger. Niggers like Mike Brown or Tayvon or any average BLM thug don't garner any emotional reaction what so ever. This one however I despise.


852a75 (43)  No.138876>>138878

>>138871

>Inside house too

Better off scaring burglars outside though.

>bonding with animals

I'm not so sure I agree.

I can't argue with you, as I haven't formulated any sophistry on the matter yet. But it does ever so slightly rub me the wrong way.


8855aa (46)  No.138877

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>kay uploads as I'm going to bed


71c73e (76)  No.138878

>>138876

>Better off scaring burglars outside though.

sure, but they bark from inside as well and you have it by your side

>I can't argue with you, as I haven't formulated any sophistry on the matter yet. But it does ever so slightly rub me the wrong way.

okay


917c9f (11)  No.138879>>138880 >>138881 >>138882

File (hide): e837de4b5eea014⋯.png (43.06 KB, 579x372, 193:124, IMG_1018.PNG) (h) (u)

>freshly washed bedsheets

Going to be a comfy sleep lads. Night.


71c73e (76)  No.138880

>>138879

ahhh that's good. Should ask my mummy to make mine tomorrow. Night lass *tucks you in and kisses your forehead*


852a75 (43)  No.138881

>>138879

Ahhhh I love that feel. Sleep well lad


5162e7 (27)  No.138882

>>138879

night lad


f8d73f (17)  No.138883>>138885 >>138887 >>138890 >>138895

File (hide): 5d77c0ffb68faab⋯.png (96.78 KB, 247x316, 247:316, IMPORTANTPOLL.png) (h) (u)

FILM FRIDAY POLL!!!

FILM FRIDAY POLL!!!

FILM FRIDAY POLL!!!

http://poal.me/90g69

http://poal.me/90g69

http://poal.me/90g69


71c73e (76)  No.138884>>138886 >>138899

File (hide): 2e7c997163c8577⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.07 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

LEWD NUDE MILEY

>Miley repents and goes against (((them))) by wanting to be wholesome

>(((they))) leak a pic of her pissing outside


f8d73f (17)  No.138885

>>138883

VOTE

VOTE

VOTE


f8d73f (17)  No.138886

>>138884

Girls weeing.

yuk.


71c73e (76)  No.138887>>138889

>>138883

Call me a boss to my face and a lazy slob behind my back smh


8855aa (46)  No.138888>>138890 >>138893

File (hide): e7fcf9d464a4ddf⋯.jpg (112.56 KB, 840x1150, 84:115, DEKnJmQXkAEZWq9.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

imperium tbh

Actually going to bed now


f8d73f (17)  No.138889>>138891

>>138887

Wrong.

I voted for Star Ship Troopers, actually.


f8d73f (17)  No.138890

>>138888

Night lad.

Did you vote in the FilmFriday poll though.

Do that before going to bed plz.

>>138883


71c73e (76)  No.138891>>138892

>>138889

you made the option smh


f8d73f (17)  No.138892>>138894

>>138891

I didn't vote for it though.


852a75 (43)  No.138893


71c73e (76)  No.138894

>>138892

no because you want your film to win but the insult is still there for all to see even if it's accurate smh


c447b6 (29)  No.138895>>138897 >>138901

File (hide): e0a18ff2a4b7306⋯.jpg (34.05 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1499282696809.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138883

woah why do you think I'm gay?


f8d73f (17)  No.138896

BREAKING NEWS

>Everything is fucked.

>It always was.

>It always will be.


f8d73f (17)  No.138897>>138898

>>138895

I voted for Star Ship Troopers.

Nobody has voted for you being gay.

Nobody thinks you're gay, therefore.


c447b6 (29)  No.138898>>138900

>>138897

hahahaha


c447b6 (29)  No.138899>>138997

>>138884

based white women


f8d73f (17)  No.138900

>>138898

I think 22st and Neo both voted for themselves too….

Some people, eh?


852a75 (43)  No.138901

>>138895

Didn't you admit to it when I said you were gaslighted?

Besides butt stuff is definitely pretty dodgy


f8d73f (17)  No.138902>>138903

WHY IS THERE A PASSWORD ON OUR CYTUBE?!?

>what are they up to in there this time?


71c73e (76)  No.138903>>138904


f8d73f (17)  No.138904>>138906

>>138903

can I come in plz?


5162e7 (27)  No.138905

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is it any wonder that my mind's on fire?


71c73e (76)  No.138906>>138907 >>138908

>>138904

yeah it's open for plebs now


f8d73f (17)  No.138907>>138909

>>138906

>calling me a plebs

I'm /newbrit/ aristocracy you know.


ac461a (1)  No.138908

File (hide): 6b39da2f8bc5b91⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 640x361, 640:361, wew.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


71c73e (76)  No.138909>>138910 >>138915

File (hide): 71c56ec8c305d1d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 4.04 KB, 317x95, 317:95, ca47022eb360f48249fbefd80f….png) (h) (u)

>>138907

You have no power, lad. You've had my backing for a long time. You only have the power I grant you.


f8d73f (17)  No.138910

File (hide): e32840bb6847dfc⋯.jpg (235.06 KB, 1576x2119, 1576:2119, bin0960.jpg) (h) (u)


5162e7 (27)  No.138911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e3e700 (36)  No.138912>>138913 >>138914 >>138916 >>138917

Lads i just had a proper little adventure


71c73e (76)  No.138913>>138922

>>138912

this late? have you been naughty?


5162e7 (27)  No.138914>>138922


11dd4c (1)  No.138915>>138918 >>138920 >>138921

>>138909

It's rewarding seeing you become more confident lad. I suppose subjecting yourself to the bullies even when you were at your weakest has allowed you to make tremendous personal growth. I can't wait to see your final form.


852a75 (43)  No.138916>>138922

>>138912

What've you done lad?


f8d73f (17)  No.138917>>138922

>>138912

Do tell…


71c73e (76)  No.138918

>>138915

t-thanks, lad. I hope all that purification by fire actually worked.


5162e7 (27)  No.138919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

good track tbh


f8d73f (17)  No.138920

>>138915

I'm not a bulllies, I'm a huge fan of 22st


f8d73f (17)  No.138921

>>138915

I'm not a bulllies, I'm a huge fan of 22st>>138915


e3e700 (36)  No.138922>>138923 >>138927

>>138913

>>138914

>>138916

>>138917

wew lads its not that exciting

I have a freind who is deathly afraid of spiders ask me to come around and "get rid of a fuck off huge spider". I live down the road from him so i say yes for the bants, turn up at his house grab a drink and head upstairs. i pull back the curtain and fez it. the spider was around the size of my palm, trying to find out what it was online now


71c73e (76)  No.138923>>138924

File (hide): 931eeba64d3ad52⋯.jpg (183.92 KB, 480x454, 240:227, 1478728260009.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138922

Jesus, lad. Pics?


e3e700 (36)  No.138924>>138927

>>138923

my freind took a vid but you can see me and hear my voice so sorry lad


ba5702 (61)  No.138925>>138926 >>138929 >>138936

File (hide): 94b5fb6ab1502f2⋯.jpg (235.45 KB, 1200x630, 40:21, prequelkino.jpg) (h) (u)


e3e700 (36)  No.138926>>138928

>>138925

good taste tbh


852a75 (43)  No.138927>>138930

>>138922

Spooky stuff lad. I hope you teased them with it?

>>138924

screencap spider w/o your face?


ba5702 (61)  No.138928>>138931

File (hide): 3f96d3a3760c448⋯.jpg (93.94 KB, 645x370, 129:74, top tier waifu.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138926

good lad


71c73e (76)  No.138929>>138932

>>138925

we already have a poll, lad, delete this


e3e700 (36)  No.138930

>>138927

> I hope you teased them with it?

haha yeah i chucked the fez at him (we put the spider in a fez)

>screencap spider w/o your face?

i'll try


f8d73f (17)  No.138931>>138932

>>138928

Patalie Nortman

J E W

E

W


ba5702 (61)  No.138932>>138933

File (hide): a8cfe4427cf0830⋯.jpg (20.27 KB, 393x259, 393:259, Ep 1 - Are you an angel.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138929

Other one doesn't have multiple answers tho

>>138931

>not wanting to ANGLO a Semitic Goddess


71c73e (76)  No.138933


71c73e (76)  No.138934>>138935

didn't mean to slight you O great Deer Leader *bends knee*


ba5702 (61)  No.138935>>138937

File (hide): 0c2cf6f739448dc⋯.jpeg (29.5 KB, 600x450, 4:3, vomit.jpeg) (h) (u)

>Grown Ups

the sequel is better

>>138934

good lad


c447b6 (29)  No.138936

>>138925

vote schindlers list please


71c73e (76)  No.138937

>>138935

*pulls knife from my boot and stabs you*

tricked you lamb. Never lower your guard smh


ba5702 (61)  No.138938>>138940

File (hide): 069d41fa6dc1c2e⋯.png (101.64 KB, 285x313, 285:313, ffeels2.png) (h) (u)

et tu, Helmer?


5162e7 (27)  No.138939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I remember last year, I spent more time listening to tracks like this than studying.


71c73e (76)  No.138940>>138941


ba5702 (61)  No.138941>>138942 >>138943

File (hide): 1b1914fca365ab1⋯.jpg (23.68 KB, 480x360, 4:3, wall.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138940

I joked about making a new thread and he banned me

I expect this from the others but even Helmer seems to have turned to the dark side now smh tbh

whatever suppose I'll go to sleep now. I'm dying


e3e700 (36)  No.138942

>>138941

night then


71c73e (76)  No.138943

>>138941

Goodnight, lad


5162e7 (27)  No.138944>>138945

hmmm


e3e700 (36)  No.138945>>138946


5162e7 (27)  No.138946>>138947


e3e700 (36)  No.138947>>138949


5162e7 (27)  No.138949>>138950 >>138951

>>138947

I think I will go to bed, goodnight lad.


e3e700 (36)  No.138950

>>138949

me too lad, night


e3e700 (36)  No.138951


bf8f5a (15)  No.138952

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*actually gets up at 5:30 to see the sunrise and do a bit of early morning revision*

>house faces west and I don't actually see anything

smh


6359ae (20)  No.138953

>>138785

Damn nice intro. Because i'm dishonestly delaying having to go to church tbh.


6359ae (20)  No.138954

>>138873

Good song


6359ae (20)  No.138955

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hmmmmmm


6359ae (20)  No.138956

File (hide): 1fe7bc48a83b404⋯.png (473.43 KB, 473x411, 473:411, three lambies in their lit….PNG) (h) (u)

tfw no cuddling sessions for 3-4 weeks


6359ae (20)  No.138957

File (hide): 76fea58ae2b2413⋯.png (140.43 KB, 211x233, 211:233, two lamb friends.PNG) (h) (u)

Lamb's a naughty lamb pass it on


6359ae (20)  No.138958

File (hide): b831a75a1b6189a⋯.png (454.59 KB, 495x295, 99:59, lil hoppy lambies.PNG) (h) (u)

dawwwwwww


596576 (2)  No.138959

File (hide): 1e6a7e4d2ce59cc⋯.jpg (720.4 KB, 1226x2151, 1226:2151, progress.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 796dfc64a178160⋯.jpg (41.49 KB, 600x456, 25:19, serf vs wagecuck.jpg) (h) (u)


596576 (2)  No.138960

File (hide): 3ef4f015c5abd40⋯.png (977.98 KB, 720x960, 3:4, panbabby.png) (h) (u)

>tfw you floss rotting meat from between your teeth and enjoy the smell


bf8f5a (15)  No.138961>>138966

File (hide): 9638e82c5690a7b⋯.png (365.29 KB, 734x729, 734:729, vargpunch.png) (h) (u)

>get to test centre

>tha compootahs ah dawn, no es testing today

>they couldn't be arsed to text/email anyone about it so I spent an hour waiting amongst smelly teenagers for them to give me a number I could reschedule on without having to pay more shekelsa

ahhhh tbh


a05f3f (3)  No.138962>>138964

File (hide): 23d63aab5320515⋯.png (224.23 KB, 590x378, 295:189, Screen Shot 2017-08-22 at ….png) (h) (u)

Morning Laddos.

Reminder


f843d9 (3)  No.138963

File (hide): 7c846e9b8c1644f⋯.jpg (19.81 KB, 300x274, 150:137, stop making Jew jokes.jpg) (h) (u)


f843d9 (3)  No.138964

File (hide): 620ecf63e923f55⋯.jpg (96.38 KB, 950x680, 95:68, Breivik finger.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138962

Meanwhile Muhammad is let off his rape sentence because he didn't understand what rape was.


f843d9 (3)  No.138965

File (hide): 2ccdef33f79ac55⋯.jpg (37.45 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Breivik fist.jpg) (h) (u)

Why is he so perfect?


5162e7 (27)  No.138966>>138970

>>138961

wew lad


311221 (62)  No.138967>>138968

Just bought a Gillette Fusion Proglide Power and it is unironically the best razor I have ever had. Fucking razor hipsters telling me to buy straight razors.

STRAIGHTIES ARE SHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


5162e7 (27)  No.138968>>138969

>>138967

It's just the weird coating on it that numbs your skin making you think it's better lad


311221 (62)  No.138969>>138971

>>138968

No, there are no hairs at all lad.


bf8f5a (15)  No.138970

>>138966

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


5162e7 (27)  No.138971>>138979

>>138969

You'll get a rash and have to use aftershave


8855aa (46)  No.138972>>138973

morning lads


a05f3f (3)  No.138973

File (hide): db1733e9844c37e⋯.jpg (44.92 KB, 396x594, 2:3, PE20.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138972

Morning.


7ece02 (3)  No.138974>>138975 >>138976 >>138977

File (hide): b7d959c46e4c60e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.87 KB, 500x300, 5:3, Hayley 1.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): b11747395bc4de8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 186.28 KB, 500x374, 250:187, Hayley 2.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): ac4175636a07a67⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 267.65 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, Hayley 5.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 19ec590d6ab87ed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 55.67 KB, 500x556, 125:139, photo 1.JPG) (h) (u)

Who /wouldfucktheabsoluteshitoutofhayleywilliams/ here?


8855aa (46)  No.138975

>>138974

No tbh. And she's a slag


71c73e (76)  No.138976


5162e7 (27)  No.138977

>>138974

go back to kerrang


71c73e (76)  No.138978>>138981 >>139001

File (hide): 23356aea07e8901⋯.png (917.53 KB, 847x874, 847:874, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty.

2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way.

3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free.

4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.

6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing.

7. White people, especially white women , get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too.

8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.

9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions from yesterday, first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work --- Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.

10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.


311221 (62)  No.138979

>>138971

Worth it lass. 30 second shave that gets every hair compared to 10 minute shave that leaves roughly 0.2mm of hair tbh, although I will still use my straight to shape my pubic hair


71c73e (76)  No.138980>>138982

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>no Sam Hyde-like Jamaican immigrants

smh


8855aa (46)  No.138981>>138983

File (hide): e1bbd20e356338f⋯.jpg (263.81 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, DGoR1JKW0AI98o7.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138978

imagine how suicidal you'd have to be to actually do any of these things


a05f3f (3)  No.138982>>138983

>>138980

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Where are these clips coming from!


71c73e (76)  No.138983

>>138982

dno lamb, that channel gives no information

>>138981

he's got nothing to lose smh


71c73e (76)  No.138984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love him, lambs. It's not fair nothing is fair smh smh


88a1f0 (29)  No.138985>>138986 >>138987 >>138988

File (hide): 288eea5f3733d9c⋯.png (578 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, trap kino.png) (h) (u)

Wew.


8855aa (46)  No.138986

File (hide): 4901dcb78efd762⋯.jpg (139.87 KB, 1279x719, 1279:719, 4901dcb78efd762bacb701374c….jpg) (h) (u)


71c73e (76)  No.138987>>138991

>>138985

>he's cross-dressing

oh, it's okay then


bf8f5a (15)  No.138988>>138989

File (hide): 0482591eeefdfa9⋯.png (298.63 KB, 600x1068, 50:89, summaryofneo.png) (h) (u)

>>138985

SPOILER NAP

*filters again*


c447b6 (29)  No.138989>>138991 >>138992 >>138993

File (hide): 16bbec458bfaffe⋯.jpg (31.88 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1aa.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138988

it's not lewd lad


c447b6 (29)  No.138990>>138992 >>138993 >>138994

w-wrong flag


88a1f0 (29)  No.138991

>>138987

That's how it works in Japan.

>>138989

I thought imperium was defending it for a moment.


bf8f5a (15)  No.138992

>>138989

SPY

>>138990

it's gayism tbh


71c73e (76)  No.138993

>>138990

>>138989

>false-flagging

lass


8855aa (46)  No.138994>>138997

File (hide): 74c82310ba97c15⋯.jpg (256.81 KB, 1440x1920, 3:4, DGoAybPUMAAmP-6.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>138990

have you been stealing my identity


71c73e (76)  No.138995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pewdiepie needs to impregnate Marzia


8855aa (46)  No.138996>>138998

File (hide): 821c48a1e0cb441⋯.jpg (126.59 KB, 752x620, 188:155, DHwmd-XXkAAYzY7.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

based white women


c447b6 (29)  No.138997

>>138994

ahhhh it was only for one joke post then I forgot to take it off

>>138899


c447b6 (29)  No.138998

>>138996

that's it!


71c73e (76)  No.138999

File (hide): 185caeb4ad3fca1⋯.jpg (137.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, PURGE.jpg) (h) (u)


71c73e (76)  No.139000

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Xlord Pagan Cyberberserker

A Sammy for are druids


311221 (62)  No.139001

>>138978

>lil' dick white man

They really believe it don't they?


71c73e (76)  No.139002

File (hide): f826afd8addb9d2⋯.jpg (105.33 KB, 500x640, 25:32, 1431280788619.jpg) (h) (u)

>steampunk look

He really hates that shit. Top kek


fceca8 (10)  No.139003>>139004 >>139005 >>139006 >>139007 >>139009 >>139012 >>139017 >>139022

Didst thou think I could be defeated so easily?

Thou fool. Does not thou knowest that what is dead may never die?


5162e7 (27)  No.139004>>139006 >>139008

>>139003

Is it, really you?


bf8f5a (15)  No.139005>>139008

File (hide): 4d37557d7cf8d0b⋯.png (1.01 MB, 720x634, 360:317, Vargcast.png) (h) (u)

>>139003

*burns you alive in self defence*


71c73e (76)  No.139006>>139008

>>139003

Hey lad, we've missed you… if you're you

>>139004

Looks like his trip


88a1f0 (29)  No.139007>>139008

>>139003

How's it going bae.


fceca8 (10)  No.139008>>139011 >>139013 >>139015

>>139004

>>139006

It is me.

>>139005

*Wishes he had bought myfarog*

>>139007

im on my way up in the world

maybe

i can say no more because if i make it i will risk being identified irl as waifuposter

this time next year I will have made it or be close to making it, or committed a murder suicide on mummy


311221 (62)  No.139009

>>139003

>The murderer is now using Waifuposter's trip

smdh


71c73e (76)  No.139010

File (hide): cb3913dafb6a200⋯.png (94.05 KB, 585x329, 585:329, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Uproar in Morocco After Collective Sexual Assault of Mentally Challenged Girl

>In the video, the young girl’s helpless cries pierce through the cruel laughter of her assailants. Desperately trying to free herself from the merciless grasps of her attackers, the girl is pulled left and right, her shirt and pants pushed down to denude her flesh.

>Like a wolf pack, her attackers tore into her body under the penetrating gaze of a phone camera carried by one of the monsters, making sure to document their heinous crime.

https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2017/08/226650/morocco-sexual-assault-mentally-girl/

Why is it written like some kind of porn?


71c73e (76)  No.139011>>139019

>>139008

How's your drawings, music and body doing, lad?


f9e578 (1)  No.139012

>>139003

tits or gtfo


88a1f0 (29)  No.139013>>139019

>>139008

That's good lad, I hope visiting 8chan doesn't stymie your progress. BumBum keeps pushing this idea that you were murdered.


311221 (62)  No.139014

>The lass at the clinic kept looking at me

Too bad bitch, this nigga be moral


8855aa (46)  No.139015

File (hide): cc504f4d2304338⋯.jpg (32.49 KB, 422x317, 422:317, DGJvjN2V0AA8ily.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139008

>im on my way up in the world

good lad


311221 (62)  No.139016>>139018

*is too scared to check bank account*


c447b6 (29)  No.139017

>>139003

wow hey lad


71c73e (76)  No.139018

>>139016

I know that feel


fceca8 (10)  No.139019>>139020

>>139011

not drawing for ages ill go back to it eventually i keep telling myself and i think i will it was just so hard making myself do it because its not fun so i decided to stop and focus on other things

am no better at the piano or music theory except marginally

am not any more muscular or less fat at all than i was

i dont eat sweeties any more though i dont eat much at all my appetite is almost entirely gone these past couple weeks

i jerk off maybe once or twice a day instead of several times usually going without doing it at all at least couple days a week, without even thinking about it. i just dont get horny.

a lot of the time ill start to fap then just stop feeling it is entirely pointless and kind of stupid and that sex in general is a stupid waste of time and that people look retarded when they do it

these people operate on a lower level of consciousness than myself i think and i just see them as silly children rubbing their genitals and saying ridiculous things about "big cocks" and how they like cum on their face. its just stupid. but sometimes i am weak.

i only really started actually improving at all in the past couple of weeks

>>139013

i always came to 8chan on /tv/, /fringe/ /v/ a bit too


71c73e (76)  No.139020>>139021

>>139019

are you just visiting or what, lad?


fceca8 (10)  No.139021>>139024 >>139025 >>139027

>>139020

i shall stay for now

when the time comes and i make it or kill myself, i shall go


ba5702 (61)  No.139022

File (hide): 2c5ef0e7a190d17⋯.png (125.65 KB, 388x384, 97:96, yes.png) (h) (u)


71c73e (76)  No.139023

File (hide): 5d6b22e40c0ad71⋯.png (1.11 MB, 702x702, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 618363fe639a85f⋯.png (722.63 KB, 860x516, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Toppling statues? Here’s why Nelson’s column should be next

>The people so energetically defending statues of Britain’s white supremacists remain entirely unconcerned about righting this persistent wrong. They are content to leave the other side of the story where it is now -- in Nelson’s case, among the dust and the pigeons, 52 metres below the admiral’s feet. The message seems to be that is the only place where the memory of the black contribution to Britain’s past belongs.

t. nigger Jew

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery


71c73e (76)  No.139024>>139028

>>139021

when you do, make the news so we will know, lad


88a1f0 (29)  No.139025>>139028

>>139021

You're an important part of our board culture lad, I missed you a lot.


71c73e (76)  No.139026>>139034

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>this nigger or whatever he is is all Rebel media has left


311221 (62)  No.139027>>139029

>>139021

Neo stuck eggs up her bum and said she was going to lay them all and that we would hatch from the eggs and she would nurture us


fceca8 (10)  No.139028>>139030

File (hide): 321099a39edd6ca⋯.png (1.15 MB, 1278x714, 213:119, 9576957898765.png) (h) (u)

>>139025

>>139024

ill tell you what i do before i do it whatever it is


fceca8 (10)  No.139029

File (hide): 36dcb0ea4c83870⋯.jpg (99.73 KB, 780x919, 780:919, 54367456.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139027

sounds comfy


311221 (62)  No.139030>>139031

>>139028

>Jenny still won't make more pony cleaning videos

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


fceca8 (10)  No.139031

File (hide): 764541136d76e3b⋯.png (463.67 KB, 401x653, 401:653, 53665373657.png) (h) (u)

>>139030

i dont care about that im glad she likes to show off her amazing legs


5162e7 (27)  No.139032>>139036

File (hide): 2ad53a216be9ff3⋯.png (256.43 KB, 540x304, 135:76, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


ba5702 (61)  No.139033>>139035 >>139039

File (hide): 085d6a6eda4484f⋯.jpg (30.01 KB, 640x360, 16:9, assad2.jpg) (h) (u)

I want to go back


fceca8 (10)  No.139034

>>139026

based lauren


8855aa (46)  No.139035


ba5702 (61)  No.139036

File (hide): 48f88b62534af14⋯.jpg (15.45 KB, 233x303, 233:303, 1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139032

stolen


5162e7 (27)  No.139037

20 mins


311221 (62)  No.139038>>139044

Had a dream where my face was entirely stubble


88a1f0 (29)  No.139039

>>139033

So do I lad.


045551 (16)  No.139040>>139042

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH WEWS

Individualism vs. Racial Collectivism [reply to Sargon of Akkad]


045551 (16)  No.139041

it's cute the way he pretends he gets handwritten mail


8855aa (46)  No.139042>>139043 >>139047

File (hide): a855c91321ed2e1⋯.jpg (134.97 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DFu0y7KXUAA686N.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139040

why does he even reply to sarcuck? he's never going to convince him of anything


311221 (62)  No.139043

>>139042

To convince the audience who, in theory, would be Sargon's viewers or indeed those who have not viewed either of them speaking before.


045551 (16)  No.139044>>139045

File (hide): 5237906a60cb062⋯.png (23.04 KB, 750x408, 125:68, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>139038

Can you get any more masculine, lamb?


311221 (62)  No.139045>>139046

>>139044

Only if I purchase a water filter tbh


045551 (16)  No.139046>>139049

>>139045

The fluoride in the water isn't cheap, lamb. Why pay some scam artist money to filter it out?


88a1f0 (29)  No.139047>>139052

>>139042

Making a reply is an easy way of generating ad revenue because a lot of Sargon's followers will feel obliged to "listen to both sides of the issue" before calling him a smelly racist.


ba5702 (61)  No.139048>>139050 >>139051 >>139052

File (hide): 2543fa26a859af2⋯.jpg (118.29 KB, 640x814, 320:407, what the fuck is going on.jpg) (h) (u)

>we're on the nerve centre


311221 (62)  No.139049>>139052

>>139046

Because incremental amounts of fluoride scientifically proven to have no major effect on human beings will turn me gay smh


c447b6 (29)  No.139050>>139053

File (hide): cdb62a4915c06ad⋯.jpg (118.34 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 1414796210102.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139048

we must defend the borders


88a1f0 (29)  No.139051>>139054

>>139048

what does this mean


045551 (16)  No.139052>>139054 >>139058 >>139063

>>139048

wha

>>139047

> because a lot of Sargon's followers will feel obliged to "listen to both sides of the issue" before calling him a smelly racist.

Kek doubt it tbh. Doubt anyone on "our side" would watch Sargon either

>>139049

Doesn't it have a proven effect though? But negative instead of positive(I don't actually know), I just know it does fuck all for your teeth.


ba5702 (61)  No.139053>>139054 >>139060

>>139050

The effect on /brit/ has been catastrophic tbh newfags think every hertsfag is me lel

I think they killed Helmer and replaced him too


c447b6 (29)  No.139054>>139061

>>139052

>>139051

https://nerv.8ch.net/

>>139053

top wew as if they didn't have enough newbies already


045551 (16)  No.139055>>139069

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH CIVIC FENCER


c447b6 (29)  No.139056

i think it's pretty cool tbh, easier than having a bunch of boards in your bookmarks


8855aa (46)  No.139057

>the only constant threads on the nerve centre are us, /brit/ and gay K*reans


311221 (62)  No.139058

>>139052

It does in large quantities but not in the amount which goes into your tap water. Filtering is a good idea for a variety of reasons but the fluoride meme is blown out of proportion by people like Alexander Jones smh


045551 (16)  No.139059

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS CLICKBAIT

*punches civic fencer and gets away with it since it's illegal to defend yourself*


045551 (16)  No.139060>>139062

>>139053

How would newfags have any idea who you are, squirrel boi?


ba5702 (61)  No.139061>>139064 >>139067

>>139054

I kinda like being a big boogeyman to them, it's hilarious

But sad, the line between /brit/ and /pol/ is becoming increasingly blurred now


ba5702 (61)  No.139062>>139066

>>139060

I seem to get mentioned every thread by the sounds of things

I don't even have to show up, as soon as someone disagrees with one of the hertsfags they play the 'hurr durr you're /newbrit/' card even if it isn't me kek


88a1f0 (29)  No.139063>>139066

File (hide): 370e50914b9ac3f⋯.png (13.71 KB, 314x77, 314:77, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>139052

Sargon's subscribers have brigaded a lot of videos about their leader before. The commenters here seem to be wise to it and are awaiting the storm.


88a1f0 (29)  No.139064>>139065 >>139066 >>139067

>>139061

I almost wish I was a boogeyman over there too tbh but I've been too stealthy with my identity.


ba5702 (61)  No.139065>>139070

>>139064

You should reveal yourself but it'd probably destroy /brit/ as they realise that they unwittingly tolerated the very same thing they attack us for


045551 (16)  No.139066>>139068

>>139063

Being in the comments doesn't mean you watch tbh

>>139064

See what you get away withIf you have a VPN

>>139062

yeah I felt sorry for that lad. You've stained the Herts flag smh shan't


c447b6 (29)  No.139067

>>139064

>>139061

it's not the most fun tbh


ba5702 (61)  No.139068>>139073

>>139066

I just look back on it and laugh now tbh

It was 6 fucking months ago and still some people on /brit/ can't let it go haha


e3e700 (36)  No.139069>>139071

>>139055

good vid tbh


045551 (16)  No.139070

>>139065

I don't think they'd tolerate it, kek


045551 (16)  No.139071>>139072

>>139069

he's a great at presenting things tbh. Good speaker even if the video was clickbait smh


e3e700 (36)  No.139072

>>139071

smh it was a bit


311221 (62)  No.139073>>139074 >>139075 >>139077

>>139068

I honestly believe that many on /brit/ have unironic autism. Many of their views are simply derivative and unoriginal.


045551 (16)  No.139074>>139086

>>139073

that's a sign of autism? Aren't most people lambs, lad?


88a1f0 (29)  No.139075>>139077 >>139079 >>139086

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>139073

You mean that they don't like Catholics.


88a1f0 (29)  No.139076>>139078 >>139079 >>139081

File (hide): 37c47ac70496396⋯.png (48.9 KB, 388x109, 388:109, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Everyone is equally wrong except me.


ba5702 (61)  No.139077>>139084 >>139086

>>139073

It's clear as day tbh I agree

>>139075

I don't support papism but it's (mostly) ironic historical banter and a stupid thing to get hung up about atm

/newbrit/ is the only board which hasn't been autistic about religion in my experience


ba5702 (61)  No.139078>>139082

>>139076

I don't understand people who watch e-celebs on political matters tbh

just why?


045551 (16)  No.139079>>139084

>>139075

what was that animation on the sun?

>>139076

t. every single skeptic ever and always


045551 (16)  No.139080>>139087

what's the name of that American Nazi speaker? can't remember names smh


8855aa (46)  No.139081

File (hide): 051e2fc07b3a30b⋯.jpg (84.27 KB, 534x800, 267:400, DFrNilTWAAA6xYd.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>139076

Identity politics proves the horseshoe theory tbh


e3e700 (36)  No.139082>>139083

>>139078

if you talk as if you know what you're talking about then it'll sound like you know what you're talking about to stupid people


ba5702 (61)  No.139083>>139088

>>139082

Probably

and 99% of people are stupid in my experience


88a1f0 (29)  No.139084>>139085

>>139077

Varg and Golden One are very autistic but /newbrit/ manages to take them in good humor.

>>139079

Yank media was going crazy yesterday because Trump looked at the sun briefly without sunglasses.


ba5702 (61)  No.139085>>139094

I'll bake the new bread

>>139084

A testament of our quality


311221 (62)  No.139086

>>139074

>>139077

I am the lad arguing that Youtube vloggers and the internet has valuable political capital that should not be dismissed.

>>139075

That isn't what I am referring to but I agree that their views on "Papism" are derivative too. I've not once seen a theological argument of any weight on the matter and the great irony is that many of them hold Catholic opinion on some subjects.


311221 (62)  No.139087>>139090

>>139080

Matthew Hamback?


e3e700 (36)  No.139088

>>139083

>and 99% of people are stupid in my experience

i don't think they're "stupid" so much as they just don't think. i think most people have the ability to not be a fucking idiot if they just stop and think about it for a second tbh


fceca8 (10)  No.139089>>139093

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045551 (16)  No.139090>>139092

>>139087

Nah, lamb. I didn't specify it enough. He's an older lad and dead now I think. Might have written a book.


311221 (62)  No.139091>>139098

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*watches this again*


311221 (62)  No.139092>>139105

>>139090

Dr. William Pierce?


8855aa (46)  No.139093>>139098

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88a1f0 (29)  No.139094>>139095 >>139101

>>139085

But lad I've already finished mine.


8855aa (46)  No.139095>>139096

>>139094

herts should have this one tbh lass


88a1f0 (29)  No.139096>>139099 >>139100

>>139095

But I put a lot of work into mine.


fceca8 (10)  No.139098>>139112

>>139093

idk

>>139091

so much makeup

middle one is most attractive of the three


8855aa (46)  No.139099>>139102

>>139096

You just do it so you can get the first post as "huwhite women are magic" which just isn't true


311221 (62)  No.139100

>>139096

Jingle bells SA smells

Neo laid an egg

Waifuposter threw a toaster on the motor way HEY!


ba5702 (61)  No.139101

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>>139097

>>139097

>>139097

>>139097

>>139097

>>139094

sorry lad but we can't let one person dominate the OP


88a1f0 (29)  No.139102

>>139099

It is true though.


045551 (16)  No.139105

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>>139092

Yes. Thanks, lad


e3e700 (36)  No.139112

>>139098

l-lad is that you?




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