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Just what you need to make you feel better

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2fe968 (35)  No.131318>>131342 >>131938 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Extreme Heat in Europe Decimating Crops and Stoking Drought

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/extreme-heat-europe-decimating-crops-stoking-drought/

UK Police ‘Hate Crime Sergeant’ Urges Marks & Spencer to Include Baby on Men’s Toilet Signs

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/police-hate-crime-baby-mens-toilet-signs/

UK Rape Gangs ‘Profoundly Racist’, Says Liberal Former Head of Public Prosecutions

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/uk-rape-gangs-profoundly-racist-liberal-former-head-public-prosecutions/

Number of Asylum Seekers with Mental Health Issues Rising in Germany

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/number-asylum-seekers-mental-health-issues-rising-germany/

700 Migrants Storm Spanish Border Post with Morocco

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/watch-700-migrants-storm-spanish-border-post-with-morocco/

Holidaying Families Look on as Illegal Migrants Land on Spanish Beach

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/10/watch-illegal-migrants-disgorge-spanish-beach-women-children-families/

2fe968 (35)  No.131320>>131332

File (hide): b5c5205f4668379⋯.jpg (575.85 KB, 1278x1920, 213:320, 1479676268048.jpg) (h) (u)

First for superior white women.

(don't miscegenate pls)


20c01f (3)  No.131325>>131329

*finds the thread*


2fe968 (35)  No.131329

>>131325

Naughty.


17d360 (30)  No.131332>>131336

>>131320

Is she 12


20c01f (3)  No.131334>>131338 >>131339 >>131349

>>131330

what kind of jobs?


2fe968 (35)  No.131336>>131340

>>131332

She's a grown up yank I think.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131337>>131344

white women are shit


e25313 (33)  No.131338>>131346

>>131334

Digital illustration, something in your style would fit what I have coming up


9d319c (59)  No.131339>>131341 >>131344 >>131346 >>131349

>>131330

>>131334

>inb4 you'll be drawing furry commissions


17d360 (30)  No.131340

>>131336

Oh okay. Guess it does kinda look like a paralegals LinkedIn profile picture.


e25313 (33)  No.131341>>131343

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>>131339

Laaaaaaaaaad, no it’s all moral tbh


9d319c (59)  No.131342>>131344

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>>131318 (OP)

oh yeah has the german election been and gone or? haven't really heard much about it but the Schulz memey was pretty big a while back but now I see nothing

it's okay to be ignorant of euro politics


9d319c (59)  No.131343

>>131341

hehe that's good. this sounds like a great opportunity though I hope it works out


2fe968 (35)  No.131344>>131345

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>>131337

Asian women are aliens.

>>131339

That's the fate of all internet artists.

>>131342

If it happened then it passed by me too. I have no idea what's going on with the continent.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131345>>131348

>>131344

>Asian women are aliens.

t. Buttmad white woman

You can't deny the fact that white women are truly awful though


5650b3 (21)  No.131346>>131350

>>131339

The fate of most artists today smh

>>131338

Alright, lad. Interested so far


e25313 (33)  No.131347

*takes a pinch of NTSU Black*

mmmmmmm farm fresh.


2fe968 (35)  No.131348>>131352 >>131355

File (hide): a4fe8f9fd087462⋯.png (900.86 KB, 711x1066, 711:1066, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>131345

You just name one flaw with this dusky welsh beauty.


17d360 (30)  No.131349>>131377

>>131339

Kek

>>131334

Do you do vector-format stuff?


e25313 (33)  No.131350

>>131346

Ok great, I will let you know as and when


5650b3 (21)  No.131351>>131353 >>131483

File (hide): 7f8e0649d585eb4⋯.png (886.16 KB, 1001x1024, 1001:1024, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


e25313 (33)  No.131352>>131357

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>>131348

>tfw no swarthy Welsh gf

𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪𝓪


17d360 (30)  No.131353>>131356

>>131351

Is this that article with inconsistent pronouns?

>I own nothing

>I ride my bike

Etc


5650b3 (21)  No.131354

File (hide): 222b51bb5d578f5⋯.png (849.88 KB, 1024x789, 1024:789, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131355

>>131348

MUNTER


5650b3 (21)  No.131356

>>131353

A bike is mentioned and it is hers so I guess.


17d360 (30)  No.131357

>>131352

>No long-distance rural gf to visit on bank holiday weekends


e25313 (33)  No.131358>>131360 >>131371

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tbh


e25313 (33)  No.131359>>131361 >>131363 >>131369 >>131374

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5650b3 (21)  No.131360>>131361

>>131358

that can't be real. What the fuck?


e25313 (33)  No.131361


2fe968 (35)  No.131362>>131364 >>131366 >>131367 >>131368 >>131374

File (hide): ef824909f853cbc⋯.jpg (170.65 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, __lynette_bishop_strike_wi….jpg) (h) (u)

Beddy byes now. Remember to keep it white.


9d319c (59)  No.131363

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3dd6f6 (30)  No.131364

>>131362

night lass

no


5650b3 (21)  No.131365

File (hide): 0308ac3834fa5cd⋯.png (106.33 KB, 240x362, 120:181, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

https://www.svd.se/fynd-fran-jarnaldern-gar-till-metallatervinningen

>archaeological findings from the iron age and viking era gets systematically destroyed

>Coins, ritual amulets, wristbands, weights, rings, knives etc. get thrown into metal recycling bin says whistle blower Johan Runer, archaeologist at Stockholms Länsmuseum

>The reason, he says, is that when areas are excavated to be cleared for construction, limited resources are allocated to process a certain amount of objects. If more are found, they not stored or sold to the public, but are recycled as scrap metal

There's no explanation as to why the objects can't just be put in a marked box and stored away like what used to be common practice. It isn't clear why they're not sold as souvenirs to the public (that can restore them at home as a hobby) either. It is claimed the motive is to 'not create a market' for cultural artefacts. My guess is it's simply due to a complete lack of regard for Swedish cultural heritage and a complete lack of respect. Entire organizations now care so little for thousands of years of Swedish art and heritage that they rather just toss ancient artefacts in the trash than let the general public preserve them.

Pic is an artefact from Birka (~800ad) that Johan Runer claims would 'likely be recycled' if it was found today.

Copied from 4chins tbh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


e25313 (33)  No.131366

>>131362

Night.


5650b3 (21)  No.131367>>131370

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>>131362

Night, lass. Careful so the OC fairy doesn't bite


9d319c (59)  No.131368

>>131362

goodnight


5650b3 (21)  No.131369>>131375

>>131359

Fucking hell. I guess they are more comfortable telling children how to behave instead of going after criminals that happen to have a dark complexion.


2fe968 (35)  No.131370>>131372 >>131373

>>131367

W-what happens if it does?


17d360 (30)  No.131371

>>131358

>A plod tweeted this

GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND DO YOUR BLOODY JOB PROPERLY

>Under investigation

Oh my sides they must be taking statements from multiple child witnesses - then it'll be somebodys job to summarise it. Why can't we give the police sweeping new powers to clip rascals and ne'erdowells ne'er dowels ne'er do wells hoodlums round the ear?


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131372

>>131370

You'll know how I feel whenever I wake up after being assaulted by my fairy


5650b3 (21)  No.131373>>131377

>>131370

You get OC but it isn't done yet smh


17d360 (30)  No.131374>>131376

>>131362

Night

>>131359

>Sussex police

Reeeeeeeeeeeee leave the kiddies alone you nobbers


17d360 (30)  No.131375

>>131369

>Dark complexion

>Criminal

These are mutually exclusive tbh


e25313 (33)  No.131376>>131486

>>131374

It really does appear as if there is a psyop in the works to have the public loose all faith/ actively disrespect and mock the Police. Will the eventual solution offered up be a fully private police force?


17d360 (30)  No.131377>>131379


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131378>>131380 >>131382 >>131385

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neo's asleep, post reasons why white women are shit


5650b3 (21)  No.131379>>131395

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>>131377

Sorry, lad, there was no (You) in that post smh

vector-format?


e25313 (33)  No.131380>>131381

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>>131378

Stop it at once.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131381


5650b3 (21)  No.131382>>131383

>>131378

*bans you until she wakes up*


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131383>>131384

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>>131382

you can't hide the truth forever


5650b3 (21)  No.131384>>131386

>>131383

posting them only makes me hate them smh


9d319c (59)  No.131385>>131393

>>131378

non-whites should be killed


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131386>>131387

>>131384

being near huwhite women only makes me hate them smh


5650b3 (21)  No.131387

>>131386

sure, but you're trying to convince me to like them and it isn't working smh


e25313 (33)  No.131388>>131391 >>131392


5650b3 (21)  No.131389

File (hide): 78044101069cb92⋯.png (67.91 KB, 474x495, 158:165, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Why is it so afraid?


e25313 (33)  No.131390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

He is playing soft.


5650b3 (21)  No.131391

>>131388

Not sure if I get it


9d319c (59)  No.131392>>131394

>>131388 (heil'd)

>tfw it's ironic


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131393

>>131385

White women as a race are not worth saving


e25313 (33)  No.131394>>131399

>>131392

Ironic tweeting at a group of people to alien to understand irony. They are trying to imprison a man for training his dog to roman salute. Sarcuck has made a mistake. Can’t say I feel sorry for him.


17d360 (30)  No.131395>>131396 >>131397

>>131379

*Half-suspects its some form of screenshot shoop*

Fair lass

>Vector

.vcf iirc (.vsomethingsomething) format, for logos and signs and that. Only mention it as I've had at least a dozen logos and crests and shit redrawn in vector so it can be laser etched or digitally printed really fucking big or whatever. Had to pay >£250 a time for family or organisation crests. Smh really wish I could do art computers tbh.


5650b3 (21)  No.131396>>131408

>>131395

>*Half-suspects its some form of screenshot shoop*

Nah, I just changed proxies.

Oh, right. Vector like that. No never done that tbh.

>smh really wish I could do art computers tbh.

what's stopping you, lad?


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131397>>131413

>>131395

>*Half-suspects its some form of screenshot shoop*

happens all the time to the best of us lad


e25313 (33)  No.131398>>131400 >>131405 >>131413

I might fall for the standing desk meme ngl.


9d319c (59)  No.131399>>131402

>>131394

maybe this whole thing will radicalise him


5650b3 (21)  No.131400>>131402

>>131398

get one of those desks you can adjust the height of tbh


9d319c (59)  No.131401

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

North Korea - Invincible Military Power [HD]

suggesting this for the next film friday tbh


e25313 (33)  No.131402>>131403

>>131400

They sound expensive, lad. I will probably just have a second desk as a standing desk and keep my one as it is. Switch between them but idk.

>>131399

I think he enjoys his new found wealth far to much to engage in intellectual honesty, there is no money in the truth.


9d319c (59)  No.131403>>131420

>>131402

hm I hope that isn't the case for pewdiepie as well but it probably is. he's so comfortable that he can ignore what's going on even if he knows the truth; and I think he does. did I use a semi-colon right there?


5650b3 (21)  No.131404>>131407 >>131423

>dad was sneaking around outside my window

he's lucky I don't have a gun


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131405>>131406 >>131423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131398

Keep the desk you have and just saw off your own shins, or have the japs blow your shins off


9d319c (59)  No.131406

>>131405

I KILLED FIDDY MEN IN DUBYA DUBYA TWO


9d319c (59)  No.131407

>>131404

don't shoot your daddy lad…


17d360 (30)  No.131408>>131412

>>131396

Fair enough lad, doubt it's hard to learn, if the furry commissions and jahans-lewds market dries up it might be worth a butchers.

>What's stopping me

I tried tbh, I can copy stuff kind of acceptably, but nothing looks right. Traced the Sussex martlets from our flag for a school crest that just ended up looking like ducks or possibly no-necked swans. Smh can draw and design buildy stuff pretty well, it's just everything else im shit at.


9d319c (59)  No.131409>>131411

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that bitter-sweet feeling when watching an old american film and everyone was white


9d319c (59)  No.131410

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Cereal


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131411>>131417

>>131409

I can't watch any film or TV show anymore without being reminded of that in some way


5650b3 (21)  No.131412>>131418

>>131408

tbh drawing is just mostly about time and effort so if you want you can I guess.


17d360 (30)  No.131413>>131414 >>131423

>>131397

*Squints*

>>131398

It's alright tbh, much better for your back and circulation.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131414>>131415

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>>131413

>*Squints*

???


5650b3 (21)  No.131415>>131416

>>131414

that's a cool pose


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131416

>>131415

i agee r


9d319c (59)  No.131417

>>131411

ahhhhh why did it have to be this way


17d360 (30)  No.131418>>131419

>>131412

Maybe lad, wouldn't hurt to try again I guess


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131419>>131421

>>131418

based jevvs


e25313 (33)  No.131420>>131432

>>131403

I think Pewds is different; he isn’t a materialist and already has more money than he ever wanted. He isn’t a political commentator but rather an entertainer. Rather than be groomed by the establishment as Sarcuck has he has been attacked by it. I think your use of a semicolon is appropriate


17d360 (30)  No.131421


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131422>>131430

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

SHE'S FOUND THE ONE FOOD SHE CAN DO RIGHT


e25313 (33)  No.131423>>131424

>>131404

>Hoovers outside your door in the AM

>Sneaks outside your window in the PM

You are surrounded at all times.

>>131405

Everything is Imperium with you, lad. You are obsessed.

>>131413

I am going to give it a try. Yes, for health.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131424>>131427 >>131430

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>>131423

>Everything is Imperium with you, lad. You are obsessed.

That was an accident tbh

I've been on a KOTH binge in my free time and cotton is an hero to me


17d360 (30)  No.131425>>131426 >>131428 >>131432

>tfw cold for the first time since April

Reeeeeeeeeeeee I dont want to wear a jumper


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131426>>131431

>>131425

there is literally nothing wrong with wearing jumpers/sweaters


17d360 (30)  No.131427>>131429

>>131424

>KOHT

Is this somehow an acronym for Korean thot


a86a77 (29)  No.131428>>131434

>>131425

is this the end of full week of shorts and a polo?


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131429

>>131427

king of the hill you jabroni


e25313 (33)  No.131430

>>131424

>and cotton is an hero to me

He is a very good lad ngl.

>>131422

I’d love a bowl of shreddies rn.


17d360 (30)  No.131431>>131433

>>131426

>Sweaters

Neato let's wear sweaters and take the SUV to a drive in movie then get a Wendy's


9d319c (59)  No.131432>>131436

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>>131420

true, it's probably too much of me to expect him to go full redpill and he's already done more than the average let'splay person so he's a good lad. oh nice tbh

>>131425

wrap yourself in a comfy blanket lad


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131433>>131439

>>131431

I had an english super catholic teacher in primary school who called them sweaters, so I had to throw in the sweater comment as junk data to accommodate all english dialects


17d360 (30)  No.131434>>131437

>>131428

Nah I'll cheat and put my raincoat on to continue the 2 month bareleg streak


9d319c (59)  No.131435>>131439

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


17d360 (30)  No.131436>>131438 >>131441

>>131432

>Blanket

Ahhh theyre all in storage because it's summer

>Onesie-clad lain pic

I have got a mike from monsters Inc onesie though, GOOD idea.


e25313 (33)  No.131437>>131442

>>131434

What do you do for heat in the van, lad?


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131438>>131440 >>131441 >>131442

>>131436

>he owns a onesie

disappointed tbh


17d360 (30)  No.131439

>>131433

Aye thats a right canny move indeed me old mucker

>>131435

*Plays mean bean machine nonstop for 2 days*


5650b3 (21)  No.131440>>131444

>>131438

why, lad?


9d319c (59)  No.131441>>131444 >>131446

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>>131436

oo that sounds comfy, I want one

>>131438

but they're sponsored by the imperium lad


17d360 (30)  No.131442>>131444 >>131445

>>131437

Got 2 fan heaters and a gas stove radiator attachment thing. It was pretty cold in February tbh, but it doesn't take long to warm it up.

>>131438

Y tho


e25313 (33)  No.131443>>131449

Venison meatballs, shiitake mushrooms, homemade sauce.

*makes Italian hand gesture to communicate approval of my meal*


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131444>>131449 >>131450

>>131441

>>131440

>>131442

only women should wear onesies


e25313 (33)  No.131445>>131448

>>131442

Sounds comfy. Be careful not to gas yourself though, lad.


17d360 (30)  No.131446>>131449

>>131441

I think it's the same as that. i detest the feeling of that horrible material most of them are made from though.


e25313 (33)  No.131447

>tfw not a poacher sneaking home a delicious deer in the back of my landy.

Also

>tfw no landy.


17d360 (30)  No.131448>>131452

>>131445

Its acceptable tbh, Id like a bigger gas heater when I get a bigger van, need room for the gas bottle, which I haven't got.

I've got more than the required ventilation, and a flammable gas / carbon monoxide detection thing, Im over cautious with that if anything.


9d319c (59)  No.131449>>131452 >>131454

>>131443

fancy, never had venison

>>131444

people should be allowed to wear what's comfy tbh

>>131446

not sure what they're made of normally


17d360 (30)  No.131450

>>131444

Nice trips, but onesies are comfy af and humourous.


a86a77 (29)  No.131451>>131453 >>131455

lads can you wash coloured socks with white socks?


e25313 (33)  No.131452>>131457

>>131448

Hmmm ok.

>>131449

>never had venison

LAD! Venison is best meat on the planet for a European. Have yourself a meal of wild Venison as soon as you can. As Ted Nugent puts it:

>Its rockeeeeeeeeet fuel

And he is quite right.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131453

File (hide): a153a2af722cb4e⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 528x794, 264:397, DFCRCsUXYAEtpy6.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131451

>civic socks


17d360 (30)  No.131454>>131457

>>131449

It's kind of like the material that they use to make those wolf and moon scene fleeces odd people wear


17d360 (30)  No.131455>>131456

>>131451

If theyve been washed more than twice it's probably not that risky


a86a77 (29)  No.131456>>131458

>>131455

tbh some of them are white with coloured stripes, I was just thinking as I have some white t shirts I wanna wash as well so maybe just wash the non white socks and then white socks and white shirts.


9d319c (59)  No.131457>>131464

>>131452

I'll have to try it then, daddy might find it to be a strange request but w/e

>>131454

topkek oh okay


17d360 (30)  No.131458

>>131456

>Washing socks with shirts

Reeeeeeeeeeeee


a86a77 (29)  No.131459>>131461 >>131462

who /hyperserb/ here?


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131460>>131463 >>131464

File (hide): 4e06de6e1f67af4⋯.jpg (76.39 KB, 668x749, 668:749, DF5zFd4UMAEGchN.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

night tbh lads

join the imperium


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131461>>131465 >>131469

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

17d360 (30)  No.131462>>131465

>>131459

I'm not even a subsonic Serb tbh.


17d360 (30)  No.131463

>>131460

Night lad


e25313 (33)  No.131464>>131466

>>131457

You can get it from most supermarkets but try and get wild if you can. A good country butcher will sell it or it can be mail ordered (but that’s a bit of a cheeky request if your parents still pay for your meals I guess).

>>131460

Night lad. You will marry an Anglo lass one day tbh.


a86a77 (29)  No.131465>>131469

File (hide): 6cd5c40787664e5⋯.png (1.32 MB, 999x752, 999:752, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131466>>131467

>>131464

>You will marry an Anglo lass one day tbh.

no


e25313 (33)  No.131467>>131468

>>131466

You will, you will meet her, get on with her and you shall marry.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131468>>131470

>>131467

No, why do you want to curse me like this


17d360 (30)  No.131469

>>131461

>>131465

Dis Slav bredder spitting fire bars


e25313 (33)  No.131470>>131471

>>131468

I am just saving the Hwhite race, lad.


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131471>>131472

>>131470

i think you hate me


e25313 (33)  No.131472>>131474

>>131471

No I want the best for you, lad. You are a good lad.


e25313 (33)  No.131473

SERBS HAVE LOTS OF GUNS


3dd6f6 (30)  No.131474>>131475

>>131472

You wonldn/t curse me to spend my liife with a white woman if you liked me


e25313 (33)  No.131475>>131494

>>131474

You will love her, lad. She shall be your significant other and you will find happiness.


e25313 (33)  No.131476>>131479

I WANT A DOGGO FRIEND

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


1ae6f4 (1)  No.131477>>131478

File (hide): 194ea7da863eea9⋯.jpg (854.86 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, notatrap.jpg) (h) (u)

I just read through the past three threads and now I'm a bit confused. Is Neo a trap or a lass?


e25313 (33)  No.131478

>>131477

Gender is a social construct.


20c01f (3)  No.131479>>131480

>>131476

Get one if you have the time, lad.

Night lads


e25313 (33)  No.131480

>>131479

Night lad.


9d319c (59)  No.131481>>131482

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>when you're all comfy watching a film and this comes on

WHAT THE FUCK


2fe968 (35)  No.131482

>>131481

SQUAAAAAWWWWWWWWK


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131483

File (hide): 893f03ec85d5f86⋯.webm (7.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, this is the dystopian fut….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>131351

Doesn't make any sense tbh

>In our city we don’t pay any rent, because someone else is using our free space whenever we do not need it. My living room is used for business meetings when I am not there.

Fancy living in a city where Ahmed rapes little girls in "your" bed while you're away.

>nobody would dare to touch the protected areas of nature because they constitute such value to our well being. In the cities we have plenty of green space and plants and trees all over. I still do not understand why in the past we filled all free spots in the city with concrete

Where are you going to house all the refugees then?

>When AI and robots took over so much of our work

But we need refugees to do all that work, silly lass. Get real, any excess production carried out by robots is nothing more than "reparations" to be paid out to the conquerors.


22a95e (1)  No.131484>>131485

File (hide): 7da4741b807dd39⋯.jpg (84.15 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 1502440144256.jpg) (h) (u)

Imperium


3d98d5 (19)  No.131485

File (hide): 1e0eda48d510293⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 425.64 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, JoinTheImperium.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131484

You know you want to join it.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131486

File (hide): 6e1eead877df3bf⋯.png (55.72 KB, 1103x413, 1103:413, peel.png) (h) (u)

>>131376

>Will the eventual solution offered up be a fully private police force?

Glad I'm not the only one to wonder what the purpose of all this is. I can no longer doubt that they deliberately undermining the esteem of the police. They know that good relations with the public are a prerequisite to good policing yet they seem to relish in trying to alienate their own profession.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131487

File (hide): f27916d76c34944⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 191.1 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Imperium 573.jpg) (h) (u)

Imperium btw


2fe968 (35)  No.131488>>131489 >>131491 >>131499 >>131525

File (hide): 3530535139dbbe0⋯.png (54.13 KB, 268x770, 134:385, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Reminder that progressive immigration laws are used by the Chinese government to export tens of millions of their own people all over the world to create large Han ethnic blocks in democratic countries. Intermarriage with whites and other asians only grows their population because their dominant genes make the offspring look and identify as Chinese.

Liberal economic policies have also enabled China to begin an economic invasion of the western world, buying out profitable companies and pricing others out of the market through slave labour and currency manipulation. The Chinese have already invested heavily in Hollywood, and most major film studios are bending over backwards to appeal to Chinese audiences instead of white audiences as the scales of profit tip eastwards.

Assuming the Jews don't capitulate to Chinese hegemony for their own benefit, we may live to witness a tug of war between the ZOG and the PRC over who gets to finish devouring the corpse of western civilization.

Don't be an accomplice to the communist takeover. Don't buy Chinese. Don't breed Chinese.


2fe968 (35)  No.131489

File (hide): 977f7f7b9e7671b⋯.jpg (148.03 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, cap.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131488

I hope you all check my 1488 btw.


407b39 (8)  No.131490

File (hide): eacaf500af8d33c⋯.jpg (51.36 KB, 576x837, 64:93, DCOWmetXUAE6Amf.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

morning tbh


407b39 (8)  No.131491


2fe968 (35)  No.131492>>131493 >>131500

>read about the Games Workshop lawsuit on /tg/

>haven't clicked any news links or video links on the subject, only the thread

>then I go to watch an unrelated video on youtube

>first recommendation that pops up after that is about the Games Workshop lawsuit

I haven't watched anything even partially related to Warhammer recently. This is spooky tbh.


9d319c (59)  No.131493

>>131492

I love Google I'm glad we have Google to watch over us I will always use Google products


407b39 (8)  No.131494

>>131475

no thank you


a86a77 (29)  No.131495>>131496 >>131497 >>131501 >>131502 >>131584


9d319c (59)  No.131496

File (hide): a557f34f7f3e87e⋯.png (41.96 KB, 659x446, 659:446, 1466243625990.png) (h) (u)

>>131495

>conflating British with Anglo-Saxon


37bb2c (51)  No.131497>>131498 >>131512

>>131495

>Twenty-one per cent of the DNA was western European, while 17 per cent was Irish, Scottish or Welsh and 11 per cent Scandinavian -- with the remaining 8 per cent from 14 other global regions.

Cheeky bastards at the independent insinuating that this DNA wasn't British. 20% was broadly western european, meaning it's genes we share with the people at the other side of the ocean. Scandinavian DNA is anglo saxon. Irish/scot/welsh DNA is native briton DNA. Can't speak for the other 8% though. it was probably ashkenazi


37bb2c (51)  No.131498

>>131497

reflecting on the 8% it was probably brought in by the swarthy huguenots


1bdd5c (107)  No.131499

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131488

sweet 1488, lass.

Not sure if the Jews would mind a country like China taking over tbh. I am sure they're already working their way to the top in their society.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131500

File (hide): 8f5910179abac3c⋯.png (87.81 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1377722706650.png) (h) (u)

>>131492

>tfw you can also no longer google google drive videos

the horror

Thank God a VPN keeps me safe to make illegal hate-comments on youtube, r-right?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131501

>>131495

>Speaking about the findings, Ms Turner said: “It’s rather exciting to think I have something in common with people in Asia and India and it does make the world feel like a smaller place.

FUCK OOOOOOOOFFF

We all know the purpose of this article too of course. smh


407b39 (8)  No.131502

>>131495

>it's a "no one is british so just let all the wogs in" episode


1bdd5c (107)  No.131503

File (hide): 339174861956dff⋯.png (205.68 KB, 420x408, 35:34, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>exotic


2c834f (19)  No.131504>>131505

File (hide): bc32a6f7c60b751⋯.jpg (166.25 KB, 1278x1854, 71:103, smug chinky.jpg) (h) (u)

no one is british so lets mix with chinkies and japs


407b39 (8)  No.131505

File (hide): 64405423a6a906d⋯.png (460.39 KB, 465x633, 155:211, 1502132339253.png) (h) (u)

>>131504

Never thought of it that way


1bdd5c (107)  No.131506>>131507 >>131510 >>131521

Oh right, it's Friday

FILM FRIDAY

http://poal.me/c1wwav

http://poal.me/c1wwav

http://poal.me/c1wwav

http://poal.me/c1wwav

ending the poll at 6 tbh


407b39 (8)  No.131507>>131508 >>131509 >>131510

>>131506

BBK ruined that poll tbh


37bb2c (51)  No.131508>>131509

>>131507

I concur.

It's clear that the people wanted trading places before he ruined it with vpn votes


1bdd5c (107)  No.131509

>>131507

>joke answers have way more votes than any serious ones

smh

>>131508

tbh if we just disregard the joke answers we still have films ranked by popular demand.


9d319c (59)  No.131510>>131511

File (hide): d50872f6606f728⋯.png (187.65 KB, 799x330, 799:330, 1491417048189.png) (h) (u)

>>131506

forgot to suggest those bill murray films ahhh nvm

>>131507

not a fan of some of those options tbh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131511

>>131510

>some

what did she mean by this


a86a77 (29)  No.131512>>131515

>>131497

Yeah no one seems to tell them it's DNA they SHARE, not that it's come from the Middle East or Asia, but that they share genetic code similar or identical to DNA found in those places, it doesn't mean they have bongo relatives, but they can try tracking them down for all they care.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131513>>131516 >>131518 >>131519 >>131520 >>131526 >>131945

File (hide): 81de432a81bcd55⋯.png (421.98 KB, 1052x1001, 1052:1001, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>Nige, Rockwell, Mosley, Richard Spencer, some statues and the black sun

Would you get this shirt, lads?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131514>>131519 >>131526 >>131527

File (hide): 4f7e04a865862f4⋯.png (477.94 KB, 976x1005, 976:1005, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

This one actually looks kind of cool

>nationalism

>all those symbols from different places in Europe

then again I guess it is about EVROPA


1bdd5c (107)  No.131515

>>131512

It really just makes you want to blanda up so that our descendants will feel the same kind of excitement when they find out that they have DNA that comes from all over the world.


9d319c (59)  No.131516>>131517 >>131522

>>131513

Nige seems as ill fitting and Spence


9d319c (59)  No.131517>>131522


2fe968 (35)  No.131518

>>131513

I don't know why anyone would buy something like that. Even if you bought it anonymously with cash over the counter, you wouldn't be able to wear that in public without getting reported to the police.

There's no point paying to be put on a watch list.


37bb2c (51)  No.131519>>131523

>>131513

FUCK no. Shit's ugly af and basically retard wear.

>Go to club

>Thot: "haha wow nice shirt! what is it?"

>"Fash": "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… I dunno lol!"

>>131514

People would be better off buying MDE merch. That shit's actually aesthetic. This was made by old men and teenagers that like memes.


407b39 (8)  No.131520

>>131513

Even if it didn't get me arrested, the picture only covers about half of the shirt


2c834f (19)  No.131521

>>131506

Battle Royale, lads.

it's a cracking film


1bdd5c (107)  No.131522


1bdd5c (107)  No.131523>>131526

>>131519

>People would be better off buying MDE merch. That shit's actually aesthetic. This was made by old men and teenagers that like memes.

post it, lass


1bdd5c (107)  No.131524

File (hide): 5b82ca4f56375e6⋯.png (451.09 KB, 700x467, 700:467, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

shirt made me think of this, keek


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131525

File (hide): 8e6458f3a7cc083⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.85 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, Imperium 586.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131488

>most major film studios are bending over backwards to appeal to Chinese audiences instead of white audiences

Good tbh, the chinks hate niggers and muslims whereas the "hwhite" audience loves them.


37bb2c (51)  No.131526>>131528

>>131513

>>131514

Where's this stuff made anyway?

>>131523

https://mdemerch.com/collections/shirts

>the chamonix antiques shirt


a86a77 (29)  No.131527

>>131514

That's fucking autistic.

CONSISTENT THEMING OR NO THEME AT ALL YOU RETARDS


1bdd5c (107)  No.131528>>131529 >>131534 >>131582

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131526

MW had an ad for it in this video

Here's the link to their merch

https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/fashthetics


9d319c (59)  No.131529>>131530 >>131531 >>131534 >>131535

File (hide): 3ddcbb278ab0483⋯.png (608.54 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>131528

>tfw you buy pic related and people think you're a comic book nerd


407b39 (8)  No.131530>>131546

File (hide): ba331e2aecd5fd2⋯.png (169.27 KB, 317x336, 317:336, ba331e2aecd5fd216ff5388ccd….png) (h) (u)

>>131529

Tbh I've legitimately considered buying an enamel badge of that, but then I realised I could spend my money on literally anything else and it would be more useful


1bdd5c (107)  No.131531

>>131529

Top kek


a86a77 (29)  No.131532

Smh i'm glad frogs and jerrys atleast understand not to clash aesthetics and combine every xd fashy symbol they know, whereas this stuff is either "lets cobble together anything vaguely right wing into a mess without considering it's a graphic going onto a shirt" and not considering how it will wear or what it'll wear with, God some of these people need to have a class in design and aesthetics shoved down their throats


37bb2c (51)  No.131533>>131539 >>131541 >>131546 >>131551

File (hide): 32886183f1c1223⋯.png (561.26 KB, 1644x924, 137:77, tbh.PNG) (h) (u)


2fe968 (35)  No.131534>>131536 >>131546

File (hide): 5c1375ca53e842d⋯.png (415.72 KB, 863x1172, 863:1172, 1432749743567-0.png) (h) (u)

>>131528

>turning a profit while marking bad goys for the police

Genius tbh.

>>131529

>"Hey Pembs what's that cool symbol on your chest?"

>"I saw it on the Big Bang Theory."


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131535

File (hide): 0f820f03d821d29⋯.jpg (42.11 KB, 624x485, 624:485, Mosley happy.jpg) (h) (u)


1bdd5c (107)  No.131536

>>131534

>turning a profit while marking bad goys for the police

kek


1bdd5c (107)  No.131537>>131538 >>131540 >>131542

Can you actually be arrested for wearing some of that stuff?

>MW is shilling it


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131538

>>131537

Plod could declare it a political uniform maybe


a86a77 (29)  No.131539>>131544

>>131533

The Slav wheel won't get you arrested to be fair


37bb2c (51)  No.131540>>131543

>>131537

the shirt's have facist symbols, EVROPA, and things that look like swastikas. The police will probably question you if a luvvie gtes spooked by them. Probably won't be jailed but if you wear shirts like that, I'd get used to the idea of talking to plice


a86a77 (29)  No.131541>>131554

>>131533

>RUNIC FONT

>RUNIC FONT

>mixing royalist, fascist, the Odal Rune, and more together

ARGH THIS IS DISGUSTING WHO SAID THIS WAS OK FROM A DESIGN STAND POINT


2fe968 (35)  No.131542>>131545 >>131547 >>131548

>>131537

Displaying "fascist imagery" is an offense and could get you taken down the station for a long talking to if someone phones the police about it. Then it will be a permanent addition to your criminal record which will make you a priority target of investigations as a known previous offender if someone happens near where you live.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131543>>131554

>>131540

Kek, what was it that lad reported on twitter? A hate non-crime or something


37bb2c (51)  No.131544>>131550

>>131539

"hello sir, ms. catlady has informed us that you might have a shirt that might have something on it that might look nazi-ish?"

I dunno dude, I think it's cutting it close. Either way I don't care much for these shirts, nor the cash grab tbh.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131545

>>131542

Had no idea


9d319c (59)  No.131546>>131554

File (hide): d755f90ea2053a5⋯.jpg (132.53 KB, 600x827, 600:827, d755f90ea2053a5f2cfcab7e5f….jpg) (h) (u)

>>131530

what's more useful than showing your support to a dead party lad!

>>131533

that green one is kinda nice and low-key

>>131534

bazinga


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131547

>>131542

>wear EVROPA shirt

>become prime suspect in white girls being gang raped case

I believe it


2fe968 (35)  No.131548>>131549

>>131542

something happens*

It reminds me of the lad who got called in as a suspect in a mail tampering case, only to find that his fingerprints were only on the letters because he was the one who posted them. But they kept it on his record so the next time a crime happened in the area he was the first place the police looked.

It was in an old Peter Hitchens documentary.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131549

>>131548

Wew. We also have that nazi salute dog lad


a86a77 (29)  No.131550

>>131544

Lots of poles in this country have it as a tattoo, nazis use it to be fair but it's mostly used as a weird Slavic pagan symbol, the rest will certainly get you odd looks tbh


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131551>>131552 >>131553 >>131556

File (hide): c81be734007ba9f⋯.png (736.13 KB, 1050x870, 35:29, disgusted christ tan.png) (h) (u)

>>131533

>triskelion with runic symbols


1bdd5c (107)  No.131552

>>131551

kek. It's like they tried to fuck it up


a86a77 (29)  No.131553>>131555 >>131557

>>131551

It's a bad design, and ugly design, a BIG DESIGN


37bb2c (51)  No.131554

>>131541

Lad they're aesthetic hwhite symbols

hwhite power my fashy friend

>>131543

I think that was it. Just sign my ass up to prevent fam

>>131546

HE'LL NAW nigga

that green ones gay af.

I can understand wanting to support these creators but fucking off trying to sell me this ugly made-by-illegals bullshit. I'd rather donate, there's less hassle


a86a77 (29)  No.131555>>131557 >>131560

>>131553

BUG FUCK


37bb2c (51)  No.131556>>131558 >>131567

File (hide): eac569eef0f3279⋯.png (103.02 KB, 750x648, 125:108, bogham.PNG) (h) (u)

>>131551

A celtic palette hmm?

Perhaps this shirt with ogham on it will suit your tastes :^)


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131557>>131559

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131553

>>131555

I was gonna say


37bb2c (51)  No.131558

>>131556

>mfw the ogham spells BS


a86a77 (29)  No.131559

>>131557

Fucking autocorrect ruined it :(


37bb2c (51)  No.131560

>>131555

BUG SHIRTS


1bdd5c (107)  No.131561>>131562 >>131563 >>131564

File (hide): 9c78c4782829bc0⋯.png (1.87 MB, 905x1200, 181:240, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0fc9f901b02148d⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1200x801, 400:267, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>this weird ayy they had to promote their shirts


37bb2c (51)  No.131562

>>131561

she's alright


2fe968 (35)  No.131563

>>131561

She's exactly the sort of person Sam Hyde would do a skit about.


a86a77 (29)  No.131564>>131565

>>131561

>>131561

Smh I'd rather Wear that Sam Hyde with an AK shirt than those MW RUNIC shirts


37bb2c (51)  No.131565>>131566

File (hide): fe3154d145c93e7⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1659x808, 1659:808, g o o d.PNG) (h) (u)

>>131564

Same. I actually like most of their shirts tbh


a86a77 (29)  No.131566>>131569

>>131565

Why not trash economy?


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131567>>131568 >>131569

File (hide): 0194334b85a3601⋯.png (157.73 KB, 500x359, 500:359, disgusted sigh.png) (h) (u)

>>131556

Or they could just write their super sekrit message in Irish or Welsh or Latin or something.

>fasces

>when there was never a significant celtic fascist movement outside of Brittany and Hitler rewarded them by ignoring them and splitting Brittany in two

DONT be a jerrycuck


a86a77 (29)  No.131568>>131571

>>131567

We should write everything in basque tbh


37bb2c (51)  No.131569>>131622

>>131566

cus there's a graph tbh

>>131567

I can't stand rootless hwhite nationalists tbh. I can't put it into words just how much I disagree with them


2fe968 (35)  No.131570>>131573

File (hide): ea12769f2748eec⋯.jpg (178.87 KB, 470x540, 47:54, thinking.jpg) (h) (u)

Does anyone remember that Jim Carrey movie where he falls in love with a woman but then finds out she was a man so he strips off all his clothes in the shower and burns them while screaming.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131571

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File (hide): 819efd3c3281508⋯.png (1.35 MB, 2479x3508, 2479:3508, Basque grammar table.png) (h) (u)

>>131568

The one true European language tbh, sadly I'm not smart enough to learn it


ce797a (1)  No.131572

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on


1bdd5c (107)  No.131573>>131574

>>131570

um, not sure if it's the one, but pet detective? it's kind of a twist


2fe968 (35)  No.131574>>131575

>>131573

Wew, so it is. For some reason I've always thought the second Ace Ventura film was the first.

It's taken me ages to find that.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131575>>131576

File (hide): 298270e19082acf⋯.png (348.87 KB, 1080x1735, 216:347, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

HE SITED SOURCES YOU DUMB FUCKS

>>131574

Wew, I had the same thing. Was surprised to find out it was the first when I googled it.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131576

File (hide): 6f9d0391b5bc4f5⋯.webm (7.66 MB, 256x256, 1:1, gender.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>131575

>we've studied gender

Ah yes


1bdd5c (107)  No.131577

File (hide): 514840ff8efe15a⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1001x1001, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


1bdd5c (107)  No.131578>>131606

File (hide): a82118d71e65d13⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 350.9 KB, 668x467, 668:467, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Imperium


1bdd5c (107)  No.131579

File (hide): c8dda30ad5dbe4e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 892.8 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Imperium tbh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131580

File (hide): 1e7987610c965d5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 315.41 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Imperium lad hates Jewish women, but what does he think about Jewish men?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131581

File (hide): 96b7c732aabf916⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.42 MB, 1132x1430, 566:715, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wtf I hate freedom now


61bc31 (57)  No.131582>>131584

File (hide): 1b82836c40141c6⋯.png (499.94 KB, 800x800, 1:1, DresdenLmao.png) (h) (u)

>>131528

Just had a look at that and it's a load of shite. Typical Germanic LARPer bullshit. Fucking RUNES!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


1bdd5c (107)  No.131583>>131585 >>131586 >>131590 >>131606

File (hide): 52197b1bc494b67⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.75 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1502461359972.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Pitbulls attack cat. Fuck.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131584>>131585

>>131582

Didn't you know, lad? We have DNA from all over the place. It makes sense.

>>131495


61bc31 (57)  No.131585>>131588 >>131628

>>131583

I hate catsbut that was arlarse smh

Pitbulls should be licensed only to those who have use of them like all animals

>>131584

smh, I forgot we are American mongrels

*drives off solemnly on scooter*


9772a9 (4)  No.131586>>131588

File (hide): 19337c4fbf9880f⋯.jpg (26.32 KB, 365x444, 365:444, 1499804523511.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131583

jesus christ why


9772a9 (4)  No.131587

ILLEGAL DOGGERS


1bdd5c (107)  No.131588>>131592

>>131585

*gets license to own dogs so I can cook them*

>>131586

deydindunuffin, lass. tbh I want them to be legalised, but then I see stuff like this smh.

>owner can't even hold back her own dogs

smh

But the doggos went straight for it smh, obviously instinct and not socialised at all smh smh


9772a9 (4)  No.131589>>131591 >>131593 >>131594

File (hide): 142438a0ba46ab6⋯.png (1.23 MB, 500x3783, 500:3783, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


a86a77 (29)  No.131590>>131594

>>131583

>literally can't control her own dogs

you see her earlier in the webm having trouble walking them anyway, I fuckng hate women goddamnit.


a86a77 (29)  No.131591


9772a9 (4)  No.131592

>>131588

it's in their instinct to be EVIL


61bc31 (57)  No.131593>>131595

File (hide): 1d91f0164d2ade1⋯.jpg (34.1 KB, 645x773, 645:773, Wojack1.jpg) (h) (u)

>Lasses on the bus talking about how they randomly got in a car with some fat lad and he tried to kill them

>Lots of nice young lasses giving me the eye

>They're probably fucking mongs too

smdh

>>131589

Why were you trying to have sex with him lass?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131594>>131596

>>131590

For fuck's sake I see it now. What if it was a child? cunt

>>131589

>tfw banter turns you on

I know that feel


1bdd5c (107)  No.131595>>131596

>>131593

>letting your victims escape


61bc31 (57)  No.131596>>131597

File (hide): dddbeeab871d6d7⋯.jpg (339.18 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, DaftyHand.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131594

If I saw those dogs I would run up and scratch them with my claws and they would say ow that is really itchy now but truly it would in fact be minor pain from their injuries

>>131595

>tfw you leave your net in the house

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


61bc31 (57)  No.131597>>131598

File (hide): 26fd235d52d61d7⋯.png (549.33 KB, 578x989, 578:989, whoisshe.png) (h) (u)

>>131596

>Those fingers have been up Herts' bum bum


1bdd5c (107)  No.131598

>>131597

100% straight


61bc31 (57)  No.131599

*claims dubs*


61bc31 (57)  No.131600

*twice*


61bc31 (57)  No.131601

>>>/britfeel/57071


1bdd5c (107)  No.131602>>131604

what exactly is /britfeel/?


bf55e3 (3)  No.131603>>131605 >>131944

File (hide): 602572c609ca6b2⋯.jpg (154.77 KB, 648x958, 324:479, ComradeVarg.jpg) (h) (u)

How many of the women here are actually women and not trannies?

i shouldnt be around trannies. i think i made one on /lgbt/ kill themselves


61bc31 (57)  No.131604>>131605

File (hide): fc6900390368575⋯.png (629.82 KB, 735x838, 735:838, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>131602

Seems to be an /r9k/ version of /brit/. I wonder if they got banned from /r9k/ like we all did from /pol/?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131605>>131608

>>131603

a lass is a lass, lad

>>131604

Why would they? You'd think /r9k/ would be pretty tolerant smh. I guess maybe they didn't want a general like that on their board.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131606>>131607

>>131578

Based surgery fixing her posture tbh

>>131583

Cats a shit anyway


1bdd5c (107)  No.131607>>131640

>>131606

>Cats a shit anyway

smh, lad


61bc31 (57)  No.131608>>131611

>>131605

Might have been shitposting heavily. Britons are the greatest on Earth at shitposting. Look at all our ww2 songs and compare them with German or other ones. Ours are always banterous whilst theirs are always very serious smh


bf55e3 (3)  No.131609>>131611

File (hide): 8f38d544be2d3ff⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1132x1430, 566:715, 1502458732107.png) (h) (u)

they really fucked him up in prison didnt they


1bdd5c (107)  No.131610>>131613

>barely any posts on /britfeel/

LET THEM ALL IN I SAY


1bdd5c (107)  No.131611

>>131608

Are you sure you're not just not getting their jokes?

>>131609

Yeah. Is his legs even shaved? smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131612>>131613

File (hide): 585a6171fd0182e⋯.png (373.56 KB, 758x457, 758:457, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

IT'S JUST A PRANK SIS

>A schoolgirl prank gone gruesomely wrong left an 11-year-old Bronx girl hospitalized with severe facial burns --- and her rage-filled mom bent on revenge.

>“They always prank each other,” Panton said. “My daughter was sleeping and Jamoni poured cold water on Aniya. My daughter was like, ‘OK, if you’re gonna do a prank on me, I’m gonna prank you back.’

>Relatives of hospitalized Jamoneisha Merritt called Thursday for arrests in the scalding of the girl at her friend’s Bronx apartment.

>“I’m going to cut your face, you f---ing b—h!” Merritt screamed at Panton. “I’m going to burn your f—ing house down! You let this happen to my daughter!”

https://www.desirefeed.com/bronx-mom-vows-revenge-as-daughter-11-recovers-from-horrific-burns-caused-by-prank-gone-wrong/


bf55e3 (3)  No.131613>>131615

>>131610

only if they're pro Ginnie

>>131612

>pouring boiling hot water on your sisters face

>prank

niggers smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131614

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I WON'T BE AROUND MUCH LONGER

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

seems like everything they wanted to do with youtube is already done/happening


1bdd5c (107)  No.131615

>>131613

>only if they're pro Ginnie

we'll vet them, lad. Brown, Muslim, it doesn't matter as long as you love Ginnie


1bdd5c (107)  No.131616

File (hide): efb692b7e683091⋯.png (741.36 KB, 768x960, 4:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

I wish I was Chad smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131617>>131624

File (hide): 4476b4a0f5e9113⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.86 MB, 272x480, 17:30, 1502457588271[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Imperium lad spotted


1bdd5c (107)  No.131618>>131624

File (hide): f68f0761d9ca78d⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.27 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1502459436933[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>chinky slag

smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131619>>131624

File (hide): cfc2f6a79c95776⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 841.06 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1502459987791[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


1bdd5c (107)  No.131620>>131624

File (hide): ae4e8b3c5b7bc66⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.25 MB, 720x576, 5:4, 1502463385969[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Chinks are so merciful


1bdd5c (107)  No.131621>>131624 >>131645 >>131651

File (hide): ac1d8cf9c8fa976⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.15 MB, 480x640, 3:4, 1502463469143[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Imperium lad again


a86a77 (29)  No.131622

>>131569

>tfw not making strange absurdist humour

Reading the descriptions of items on the MDE page is really fucking funny


1bdd5c (107)  No.131623>>131624

File (hide): 797146520bd1ba0⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.47 MB, 640x362, 320:181, 1502465732357[1].webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Why don't they understand doors are there for a reason? So many times I see this with chinks and lifts


2c834f (19)  No.131624>>131626

File (hide): dc09343f7bd0df8⋯.webm (73.37 KB, 480x328, 60:41, 07968574635243.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>131617

>>131618

>>131619

>>131620

>>131621

>>131623

One Welsh man, on a quest to put an end to something that will ruin all he holds dear: the survival of his people and culture. Will stop at nothing.

Sometimes one man is all it takes …

He is 22st boy and he's mad as hell


1bdd5c (107)  No.131625>>131646

File (hide): 1c616711952e6e1⋯.png (303.29 KB, 654x604, 327:302, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>they still refer to gamergate


1bdd5c (107)  No.131626>>131627

>>131624

posting webms of chinkies being chinkies will do that?


2c834f (19)  No.131627>>131630 >>131637

File (hide): 3910a43af8802f1⋯.jpg (279.84 KB, 1478x1108, 739:554, 6885769854758657.jpg) (h) (u)


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131628>>131631 >>131633 >>131647

File (hide): 76aaeab9ec41069⋯.jpg (792.81 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, peter hitchens.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131585

>pet licences


1bdd5c (107)  No.131629

File (hide): 893685ee9691647⋯.png (13.6 KB, 447x408, 149:136, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

I keep spilling my din dins all over me while using the based Kay method of rolling tacos roooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


1bdd5c (107)  No.131630>>131632

>>131627

>ywn hang her up under a tree and beat her like a pinhata

smh


2c834f (19)  No.131631

>>131628

>when he delivered that poem on qt

that was the first time i'd seen or heard of him

bloody brilliant it was


2c834f (19)  No.131632>>131634

>>131630

ok lovely boy

i bet you've got lovely shoulders …. show them off


1bdd5c (107)  No.131633

File (hide): 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131628

What did he mean by this?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131634>>131635

>>131632

my shoulders?


2c834f (19)  No.131635>>131636

>>131634

yeah

hav you seen it ain't half hot mum?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131636>>131638

>>131635

what are you saying, lad?


a86a77 (29)  No.131637>>131639

>>131627

>tfw no girl in a bag I can carry around when I'm lonely


2c834f (19)  No.131638>>131639

>>131636

ffs boyo

you've got lovely shoulders, show them off is something sgt major williams says a lot

just joking around lad


1bdd5c (107)  No.131639>>131656

>>131637

>no amputee gf I can carry as a backpack

>>131638

Oh… I haven't seen that smh


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131640>>131642 >>131643

>>131607

Cats are a foreign blight and must be eradicated. They are a vermin upon our lands brought here by foreigners.


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131641>>131643 >>131644

>when your trousers rip at the crotch in public and you have to wear your coat around your waist


2c834f (19)  No.131642

>>131640

>brought here by foreigners.

right

who brought those fury little twats?

let's batter the cunts


1bdd5c (107)  No.131643>>131648

>>131640

Brought by us, lad. We have Kang DNA smh

>>131641

What? What were you doing in public anyway? smh


2c834f (19)  No.131644>>131648

File (hide): 07a8d4607a23e86⋯.gif (29.71 KB, 599x599, 1:1, 0958968576.gif) (h) (u)

>>131641

>when your trousers rip at the crotch

o aye … what were you up to?


61bc31 (57)  No.131645

File (hide): f23d56d31e67376⋯.png (295.07 KB, 580x563, 580:563, ChineePepe.png) (h) (u)

>>131621

>sharking


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131646>>131651

>>131625

>gamergate-style attack

Oh wow they're really going to do this?


61bc31 (57)  No.131647>>131651 >>131656

>>131628

If you are some slag from Leicester you do not need a dog bred for slaying bulls.


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131648>>131649 >>131651

File (hide): d890897da314822⋯.jpg (109.17 KB, 755x725, 151:145, d890897da31482239157f9c92d….jpg) (h) (u)

>>131644

>>131643

>What were you doing in public anyway

None of your business


2c834f (19)  No.131649>>131650 >>131655 >>131660

File (hide): 486293608b43e26⋯.jpg (186.55 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1481385586210.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131648

we you following chinkies around while fumbling about in your pockets?


61bc31 (57)  No.131650>>131652 >>131653

>>131649

Aye, WITH HIS PIKACHU BUTT PLUGG ON FULL BLAST HAHAHAHA


1bdd5c (107)  No.131651>>131654

>>131647

But I want one

>>131646

The book-burning Nazis are the victims, lad they were though tbh

>>131648

smh you were probably doing what's done in these webms: >>131621 >>131617


1bdd5c (107)  No.131652>>131657

>>131650

A butt plug that plays music?


2c834f (19)  No.131653

File (hide): 114e9590da56186⋯.png (109.66 KB, 286x217, 286:217, 1486559347628.png) (h) (u)


61bc31 (57)  No.131654>>131658

>>131651

Have a child lass, they are much better and cuter tbh and they will one day get very rich and you can be an old man NEET


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131655


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131656>>131659 >>131663

Is the google memo thing a psyop? Get the feeling it was arranged to reverse-Harald Eia the anglosphere.

>>131647

Could say the same about most dogs tbh, loads of them are bred for killing something.

>>131639

It aint half hot mum is pretty good tbh


61bc31 (57)  No.131657>>131663

>>131652

It says "PI-KAA-CHUUUUUUU!" every time you up the vibration frequency smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131658>>131662

>>131654

true smh but I want a dog too a BIG DOG


61bc31 (57)  No.131659

>>131656

If it's killed for killing something harder than you then it should require a license


359c03 (1)  No.131660

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

9d319c (59)  No.131661

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


61bc31 (57)  No.131662>>131663 >>131664

File (hide): e1e1e4a25e4109d⋯.jpg (41.1 KB, 650x705, 130:141, wew.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131658

*becomes the BIG DOG*


1bdd5c (107)  No.131663>>131665 >>131677

>>131656

>reverse-Harald Eia

how? It sited sources, so it's not like they can say it's just not true… oh right the cunts reporting on it never show the sources. roooo

>>131657

Oh. Didn't know they vibrated smh

>>131662

*massages you and neglects my husband and kids*


a86a77 (29)  No.131664>>131665

>>131662

*barks*


61bc31 (57)  No.131665>>131666 >>131667

>>131663

>Oh. Didn't know they vibrated smh

>He doesn't read sex toy reviews as a form of recreation

smdh

>>131663

>>131664

*solves imageboard murder mystery and it turns out to be waifuposter trying to pull an insurance scam*


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131666>>131668 >>131669

File (hide): a9c2b83df30a1b8⋯.jpg (122.23 KB, 784x1188, 196:297, DCwqj3kW0AAZ1sT.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131665

>>He doesn't read sex toy reviews as a form of recreation

I only use them to form entire arguments on /brit/.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131667>>131671

>>131665

didn't know men could get any pleasure from vibration tbh. I have tried one of those vibrating massage things and even that doesn't feel good tbh

>*solves imageboard murder mystery and it turns out to be waifuposter trying to pull an insurance scam*

*gives you scooby treat*

goodboi


9d319c (59)  No.131668>>131670

File (hide): bfdf458c41bdb67⋯.jpg (18.02 KB, 351x351, 1:1, 1493577012875.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131666

review posting is best posting


1bdd5c (107)  No.131669>>131670

>>131666

wwwew. How?


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131670>>131673 >>131685

>>131668

>>131669

This is no the first Gruffalo I have purchased, but this was a hardback version I purchased as a gift for my friends baby that my son picked. My 6 year old son has loved this story since he was a baby. Julia Donaldson really excellent storybooks and so many are relate able to other stories she has done. For those who don't know "a mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood" along his travels a fox, owl and snake see him and thinks he looks good. To distract his predators he tells them about a creature, The Gruffalo, and describes its physical appearance. He walks away reassuring himself that the Gruffalo doesn't exist, but ends up bumping into him. The Gruffalo wants to eat him, but the mouse convinces him to follow him so he can show him hes "the scariest creature in this wood". He goes back to the snake, owl and fox and each of them run away when they see the mouse with the gruffalo. The mouse convinces the gruffalo hes feared by all and the gruffalo runs away. I have read the book so many times that I could tell the story from start to finish without the book. It has also been made into a film and is often done in pantos. There is a follow up book - The Gruffalos Child which is very similar with the same characters - the Gruffalos Child goes looking for the big bad mouse. This is also a worthy book of a child's bookshelf and is great. If you don't have the gruffalo and are looking for a great childrens story - Julia Donaldson - buy them all shes a brilliant writer and the Gruffalo to me is the best of the lot.


61bc31 (57)  No.131671>>131672

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131667

Supposedly it feels good in the bum but I hate bumbum stuff (being done to me) smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131672>>131674

>>131671

You simply lay a claim to other people's bumbums?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131673>>131675

>>131670

I don't get it


61bc31 (57)  No.131674

>>131672

When I have imbibed wicked poisings smh

*slaps lasses arses in club*


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131675>>131683

>>131673

Do you not remember the time when linksposter plagiarised the review for some dafty book and posted it constantly throughout a /brit/ thread, even though no one was reading it or replying to it?

Good price. Works pretty good with Raspbian, LibreELEC, OpenELEC and OSMC (I've tried them all, in a vain attempt to get Acestream player running at all, or without chopping - didn't try it via WINE yet)… If you're looking for a tiny media centre or something to tinker with, be it electronics or wanting to get into Linux, this machine will definitely cut the mustard. I've yet to try the USB boot (you have to enable it via an OS) but so far, running from a 16GB SDHC card with 2 OSes installed it takes about 30-45 seconds to boot.

That said, I've had plenty of fun and headaches with this little beast. Linux (ARM-based) is not for the faint of heart but there are a lot of Linux distros and a lot of support (if you ignore the self-proclaimed geeks who look down their noses, and yes, Windows forums have plenty of them too). Just remember not to use an x86/x64 OS designed for PCs! The loss of a star isn't down to much other than what I consider to be a severe limitation with the 1GB of memory when you want to run a full OS, however for the majority of users it's probably enough. I got heatsinks and a case with a fan, and proceeded to overclock my Pi… The GPU runs at a base frequency of 400MHz I believe, with the heatsinks and cooling fan on mine, I was able to push mine up to 550MHz - it may have gone even further but I didn't want to push my luck lol. RetroPie ran a bit better with the overclocked GPU but again, personal choice.

All in all, I don't feel I wasted my money, even though I didn't get it to cleanly do what I hoped it would do (and many users online claiming it would, I think, are talking rubbish) and I haven't even started delving into the GPIO side of it yet. If you do want something with more grunt, there's the ODROID series but it's more expensive obviously.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131676>>131683 >>131685 >>131823

File (hide): 6c3a58904dac167⋯.jpg (34.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Harald Eia.jpg) (h) (u)

We should watch the first episode of Hjernevask/Brainwash for film Friday tbh


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131677>>131678 >>131680 >>131683

File (hide): 4dda0127546dc91⋯.jpg (63.65 KB, 620x372, 5:3, morality man.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131663

>sited

cited


61bc31 (57)  No.131678

File (hide): b240fcf714d5947⋯.png (583.66 KB, 1600x1297, 1600:1297, basedlass.png) (h) (u)

>>131677

*someone grabs your bum in the club*

*turn around to see Hitchens making this face*


61bc31 (57)  No.131679>>131681

>tfw stayed up late last night writing a poem for my cousin to put in her card

Reckon that it'd be too serious and weird to do that or would it be a nice thing?


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131680

File (hide): 41c16e049aa7499⋯.png (4.67 KB, 500x500, 1:1, spurdo intolerant.png) (h) (u)

>>131677

Also those citations were invalid


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131681>>131682

>>131679

Did the poem refer to your willy and her bum?


61bc31 (57)  No.131682>>131684

>>131681

No lass, to how mad I am and that I want her to grow tall and mad so that we can make each other laugh when we are old lambs smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131683>>131684

>>131675

no

>>131676

could I guess

>>131677

oh


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131684

>>131682

That sounds sweet tbh.

>>131683

Even without seeing them you know they are wrong, because they say wrong things. QED.


9d319c (59)  No.131685>>131686 >>131687

>>131670

Brilliant mug. Bought for my dads birthday as he likes penis so much. I thought it would be a little smaller than the average mug but it's actually fairly large and can hold a pint of liquid since the penis handle itself holds liquid also. This is also the only downside of the mug, however, as when using hot water the penis handle becomes as hot as the actual mug itself!

>>131676

he looks a bit like herts waifu


1bdd5c (107)  No.131686

>>131685

>he looks a bit like herts waifu

Kek.

>Even without seeing them you know they are wrong, because they say wrong things. QED.

smh. I think I have seen footage from the trans episode, or about gender differences


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131687>>131693

File (hide): d6dabe883e3fe33⋯.jpg (423.62 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, DCSRx8hXYAAqDuv.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131685

>he looks a bit like herts waifu

jesus christ he does

Oh how I love these. The supplier got these to me in double-quick time of only two days via courier. Given the very reasonable price I was most impressed - well packed too. The matt navy blue ones I bought here come with black laces for normal people and also spare yellow laces for not-quite-as-normal people like me. The leather is the Dr Marten's 'smooth' finish and so has little grain to it, which is what I expected. They seem to be very well made, despite now production is outside the UK. Time will tell, but at that price and the fact that they are DMs who cares if they explode in a shower of leather - at the moment I am deliriously happy with them and haven't taken them off since delivery yesterday - except in bed of course.. Yes, the leather is rock hard at the moment, but day two of perseverance and they are starting to give nicely already. I have bought specially designed 'comfort shoes' before that are less easy to wear, so I am very happy. Good supplier too - gold stars all 'round everyone.


61bc31 (57)  No.131688

kekedy kek snap the lass' neck


5e389e (21)  No.131689>>131690 >>131691 >>131694 >>131697

*levels up at carpentry irl*


d910ed (38)  No.131690>>131691 >>131695 >>131697

File (hide): e8130411ef3d83f⋯.jpg (160.57 KB, 940x788, 235:197, 1494048207255.jpg) (h) (u)

hi lads

>>131689

hey lad


1bdd5c (107)  No.131691>>131692

>>131689

did you build a double decker van, lad?

>>131690

hey lad. Been moral?


d910ed (38)  No.131692>>131698

>>131691

no but god is punishing me by making me feel bad


2c834f (19)  No.131693

>>131687

why is she leaning back with her eyes closed?

why is her crotch zip undone?

why is she sitting on rope?

who is this beauteous creature?


a86a77 (29)  No.131694>>131700

>>131689

How's the job going lad?


61bc31 (57)  No.131695>>131698 >>131699

>>131690

Hi lass. Show us your fuckin knickers tbh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131696>>131699 >>131713

File (hide): ce3293f6e1434ec⋯.png (2.82 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Pembs down on her knees begging and I still busted a cap in her ass


5e389e (21)  No.131697>>131699

>>131689

Hey ladster

>>131690

Kek no, I just managed not fuck anything wood related up for a whole 9 hours


1bdd5c (107)  No.131698>>131699

>>131692

smh it all evens out then.

>>131695

this


d910ed (38)  No.131699>>131702 >>131703

>>131695

lass you'd only be disappointed

>>131696

thug

>>131697

i am confused

>>131698

life is about balance lad


5e389e (21)  No.131700>>131710 >>131711

>>131694

Good tbh, did 8-6 today, done everything except the window that was wrong, should be back there the week after next for a day then its complete.


2c834f (19)  No.131701>>131705

File (hide): f417704564435f1⋯.webm (87.47 KB, 352x310, 176:155, 675847364587.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>life is about balance


61bc31 (57)  No.131702>>131705

>>131699

*gets slightly aggressive and pervy*

I want to fucking smell the shit stains in your knickers so take them right off ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


5e389e (21)  No.131703>>131705

>>131699

Whoops, here, have your rightful (You)


61bc31 (57)  No.131704

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Aurini


d910ed (38)  No.131705

>>131701

>what is irony

>>131702

nah, your alright

>>131703

nice


2c834f (19)  No.131706>>131708

File (hide): 479b0a1ec1c1199⋯.webm (199.96 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 68574346234bw2345645.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>what is irony


d910ed (38)  No.131707

filtered


61bc31 (57)  No.131708>>131712

>>131706

>Mummy asks if I want steak saying it is good for me because it contains iron

>Shout "WON'T IT HURT ME TEETH!?" all over Tesco

>Nobodylaughs


2c834f (19)  No.131709

File (hide): bc71ff90aa2dd58⋯.webm (102.43 KB, 352x310, 176:155, 64253431bw1574346.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>filtered

o christ


a86a77 (29)  No.131710>>131748

>>131700

the glue holding up?


61bc31 (57)  No.131711>>131748

>>131700

Did you have sweat running down your muscly body lass?


2c834f (19)  No.131712

File (hide): aebfd7e26018fea⋯.gif (522.28 KB, 200x187, 200:187, 1481368522581.gif) (h) (u)


9d319c (59)  No.131713>>131714

File (hide): cc02dada50bd405⋯.gif (652.36 KB, 500x307, 500:307, 1493617625793.gif) (h) (u)

>>131696

ahhhhh you big bully


1bdd5c (107)  No.131714>>131723

>>131713

you knocked me out with a pan smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131715>>131718

File (hide): 13bf354643bc6a1⋯.png (48.62 KB, 1045x370, 209:74, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): dd1c3819cc08f58⋯.png (893.89 KB, 1440x808, 180:101, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

OOOHHH NOOOOOOO THE HORROR


2fe968 (35)  No.131716>>131719 >>131721 >>131723 >>131724 >>131726 >>131767

File (hide): fd0eff8dfb96e10⋯.jpg (891.99 KB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Clipboard01.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 7ab2366e9f0422a⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Clipboard02.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): e8ba28d5a63652e⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Clipboard03.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 3ec2df888843490⋯.jpg (2.08 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Clipboard04.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 30a0ee36b19253b⋯.jpg (1.05 MB, 2592x1456, 162:91, Clipboard05.jpg) (h) (u)

Who /likestobebesidetheseaside/ here? All my best photos from today include too many landmarks that could be found via google, smh.

I'm trying to identify the lad I spotted in the fifth picture. Looks like some kind of heron.


61bc31 (57)  No.131717

*merely filters the bully and is contented*


1bdd5c (107)  No.131718>>131720

>>131715

wew what's wrong with her feet? Mine look smoother tbh


61bc31 (57)  No.131719

>>131716

>I'm trying to identify the lad I spotted in the fifth picture. Looks like some kind of heron.

That is a sea dragon and it means you are basically going to die lass


a86a77 (29)  No.131720

>>131718

She's not exactly a clean woman lol


d910ed (38)  No.131721

>>131716

good photo


2c834f (19)  No.131722

File (hide): 6fa8bc64bc706c2⋯.jpg (20.57 KB, 460x276, 5:3, 6975874867.jpg) (h) (u)

>there's a bully in the thread


9d319c (59)  No.131723>>131728

>>131714

I was testing it!!

>>131716

I do. comfy pics I bet it was chilly tho


1bdd5c (107)  No.131724

File (hide): 1b7c3870622f6d4⋯.png (581.21 KB, 1200x861, 400:287, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>131716

>Who /likestobebesidetheseaside/ here?

*comes ashore*

> All my best photos from today include too many landmarks that could be found via google, smh.

I am sure somebody can find the place through those pics as well tbh. COol pics of the beach and rocks tbh


61bc31 (57)  No.131725

File (hide): b5abe9c0a5e6c2c⋯.png (380.48 KB, 940x940, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

My girlfriend and I bought this as a 'little' something to make things a bit more interesting and to somewhat live out the threesome experience without the third party.

It's pretty safe to say that she was no way disappointed by it - upon sticking it to a wall she found it worked best that way for her and then proceeded to have an amazing time with it. She found it to be a decent size (not too big and obviously not small) and enjoyed the realistic feel of it.

There was no horrible smell that was overly noticeable when it was first unwrapped and of course, it came in the discreet packaging that Lovehoney is known for.


3d98d5 (19)  No.131726>>131728

File (hide): 275ec7e31996d6d⋯.jpg (50.62 KB, 600x320, 15:8, bird.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131716

Looks like one of these.


61bc31 (57)  No.131727>>131729 >>131730 >>131732

File (hide): 7ffe9c2a6ae9186⋯.png (361.76 KB, 940x940, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

My first big black cock! (I own an inflatable that's nowhere near this size!) I won't lie, this scared me when I first saw it!

How on earth was I going to fit that in me?! Lube, foreplay and a bit of gradual stretching (using other inflatable dildo) was the answer!

I have to use two hands to steady it and I can (now after years of practice!) slide myself comfortably down. Not all the way!

It feels so solid and filling. I love having my clit licked with this monster up me. I cum so quickly! The loose feeling too once it's out and I lie there gaping!

A challenge I'm glad I took up! My partner loves watching me take large dildos and then feeling my looseness after!


2fe968 (35)  No.131728>>131733 >>131741

File (hide): 1a3cc0a93c73351⋯.jpg (1.14 MB, 1245x1551, 415:517, 1487229518552.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131723

I was all wrapped up in my fleece so it wasn't too bad. Very blowy though.

>>131726

It does. What are they called?


61bc31 (57)  No.131729

>>131727

I have been looking for a BBC for ages and was immediately attracted to the look of this one.

I read the other reviews first and liked what I read. This was the one for me!

I was a little intrigued by the size of the box as it was nearly waist high. On opening the box and lifting it out, I was totally mesmerised, not only by the sheer size of it, but the weight of it and its fabulous texture.

I've played with it quite a few times now, both for my own enjoyment and on the instruction of another in a role playing scenario. At first I found it tricky to hold. Two hands were definitely needed with this bad boy, but the feeling as it went in was truly fabulous. It wasn't painful, considering the sheer width of it.

To get the best out of it, I found it best to lower myself on to it, as I find it too heavy to hold. I've been enjoying the thrill of seeing how much I can take!

You could use this toy in a variety of ways. Its suction cup means you can stick it to a multitude of surfaces, although it may move due to the weight of it. I haven't really found this to be a problem.

If you are used to a bigger cock, then this is the one for you. Just go steady and it will slide in further than you could imagine. It's the best feeling ever! If you are feeling intimidated by its size, don't be, it is fun to use no matter how much you manage to take.

I love that it is actually really flexible and moulds to your own shape.

I think it is worth the money and would be fun for everybody.

I'm chuffed with my new purchase and have named him Craig!


61bc31 (57)  No.131730

>>131727

I like a BBC just like anyone, but wow and wow again, is this thing huge or what. It is even bigger then it looks, and that, as you can see is no small feat.

This thing is longer then my forearm and so thick I cannot even get my hand around it fully.

Of Course, it feels great to hold and stroke and gets me hot just doing that, but, as I said, it is really thick, so make sure you are up for the challenge before you buy it. But I can say one thing for sure: if you are, you will not regret it as this bad boy is a true wonder to not only behold but to feel and will definitely hit all the right spots again and again.


2fe968 (35)  No.131731

File (hide): e580b477a7ae741⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1200x1080, 10:9, kanna angry point.png) (h) (u)

STOP TALKING ABOUT NIGGER DICKS


61bc31 (57)  No.131732

>>131727

We had been debating a larger dildo for a while as the wife really enjoyed the Doc Johnson 8" black realistic dildo regularly (2" diameter). Looking at this Dick Rambone (2.4" diameter) as it was only slightly larger than the 8" Black Realistic, whereas the Hung Vac-U-Lock and the Bam Dong were both 2.7" diameter and the Black Thunder 2.3" diameter

She wanted another black dildo, she prefers the colour so the choice was this or the Black Thunder. She liked the idea of being able to hold the Dick Rambone with both hands, due to its length. So opted for this over the thunder.

When it arrived - it was huge…. longer and stiffer than expected (even though we had measured etc) so a bit of a surprise. It looks fantastic, no smell etc. The suction cup isn't quite man enough for hands-free play at all times, but it does stay in place to climb aboard. :)

She has only managed a few inches of this monster, but she said those few inches felt amazing, very filling. She doesn't feel she can get relaxed enough to take much more that these few inches at the moment, and says she might have preferred Black Thunder himself, but there was a slight cost difference to think about there also.

Overall she's happy with it, she orgasms with this in only a little as she feels completely filled.

Despite all that - if an intruder were to break in this would serve as great protection as it is quite heavy also.

>These fucking people


3d98d5 (19)  No.131733>>131734

>>131728

Cormorant.


2fe968 (35)  No.131734>>131740

File (hide): 77a348eb4af8acf⋯.png (551.59 KB, 574x700, 41:50, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>131733

Seems to be the right one, thanks lad.


61bc31 (57)  No.131735>>131736 >>131940

File (hide): e1480f558ccd6f1⋯.png (78.32 KB, 372x376, 93:94, Cripple.png) (h) (u)

Hello. I am disabled. Do not laugh at me.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131736


61bc31 (57)  No.131737>>131738 >>131739 >>131941

File (hide): c285f7c63e23f3c⋯.png (58.27 KB, 372x376, 93:94, Ascolto.png) (h) (u)

>Everyone has gone to buy the dildos


a86a77 (29)  No.131738


1bdd5c (107)  No.131739

>>131737

>not just ordering them to come to your door in a discrete package

smh


3d98d5 (19)  No.131740>>131742

>>131734

You're welcome. Could just as well be a shag. Depends where you were.


9d319c (59)  No.131741

>>131728

ahhh that's alright then


2fe968 (35)  No.131742>>131743 >>131744 >>131751

Dildo posting is the worst posting.

>>131740

>Depends wher' you were.

*sweats*


61bc31 (57)  No.131743>>131745

>>131742

You horny now lass?


d910ed (38)  No.131744>>131745

>>131742

gayposting is worst posting tbh


2fe968 (35)  No.131745>>131746 >>131747

File (hide): f09c0ea606a447c⋯.png (703.91 KB, 850x780, 85:78, kanna point.png) (h) (u)

>>131743

No go away.

>>131744

Dildoposting is gayposting.


61bc31 (57)  No.131746

File (hide): 251909d8bd8cdce⋯.png (104.87 KB, 372x376, 93:94, Cattivo.png) (h) (u)

>>131745

I am going to think of you in the shower lass, sorry.

Io sono cattivo smh


d910ed (38)  No.131747>>131749

>>131745

i mean its not but its not much better either


5e389e (21)  No.131748

>>131710

Yeah lad it was all flat and perfect tbh, looks good.

>>131711

Yes lad.


2fe968 (35)  No.131749>>131750

>>131747

But how is posting big nigger dildos not gay? I don't understand.


d910ed (38)  No.131750

>>131749

if a women posted them then it wouldnt be gay. for example if dafty dildoposted it wouldnt be gay it would just be immoral


3d98d5 (19)  No.131751>>131754 >>131759

>>131742

Don't worry I'll figure it out from the rocks. Only 15,147 km of coastline after all.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131752>>131753 >>131755

everyone should post their dildo collections tbh


3d98d5 (19)  No.131753

>>131752

Here's mine.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131754>>131755 >>131757 >>131790

>>131751

tbh some people figured out positions in Syria based on air traffic. I am sure one of us could find Neo. Vanlad isn't far from her apparently.


2fe968 (35)  No.131755>>131756 >>131760

File (hide): 54e32ea746f1ea9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 7.91 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, dildos.png) (h) (u)

>>131752

Don't judge me pls.

>>131754

DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM


3d98d5 (19)  No.131756>>131758

>>131755

Where you at Lulworth Cove?


5e389e (21)  No.131757>>131760

>>131754

Kek, I'm ignoring neos coast pics because I assume they are some sort of red herring.


3d98d5 (19)  No.131758

>>131756

*were


5e389e (21)  No.131759

>>131751

>Km

REEEEE KILL YOURSELF METRICCUCK


1bdd5c (107)  No.131760>>131761 >>131764

File (hide): 7c898ef3619f8eb⋯.png (9.9 KB, 418x408, 209:204, sweaty pepe2.png) (h) (u)

>>131755

Almost judged you, wew

>DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM

tbh if they can so can GCHQ tbh

>>131757

How so, lad? Do you think they're going to have you shot if you go lurking around the coast?


2fe968 (35)  No.131761>>131763

File (hide): 5bddf1895a54be6⋯.jpg (96.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1378347878291.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw they're closing in

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>131760

That's not a justification, aaaaaahhhh.


3537f5 (4)  No.131762>>131765

File (hide): 71a82ff92f9298f⋯.png (439.36 KB, 647x479, 647:479, Screen Shot 2017-08-11 at ….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 46d027739035ecd⋯.png (101.15 KB, 518x282, 259:141, Screen Shot 2017-08-11 at ….png) (h) (u)

>there are people ITT who don't recognise the superiority of the Cornish Chough

smh tbh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131763>>131769

File (hide): 523081c91f73824⋯.jpg (10.84 KB, 240x240, 1:1, 1502359385698.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131761

We'll just find you so we can keep you safe…


5e389e (21)  No.131764>>131768

>>131760

>Why am I ignoring them

It would make sense that any information posted since yesterday is false.

>Have me shot

Nah I'm bullet-resistant tbh.


5e389e (21)  No.131765

>>131762

>There are people itt that are unaware of the martlett.


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131766>>131770

powernap was not worth it


3537f5 (4)  No.131767>>131769 >>131770

>>131716

>Neo lives in the same county as me

Fucking hell. Time to move.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131768>>131774

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131764

>It would make sense that any information posted since yesterday is false.

Why? What happened yesterday?

>Nah I'm bullet-resistant tbh.

Yeah? *shoots you*


2fe968 (35)  No.131769>>131777

File (hide): 1f2fc225a24c60e⋯.jpg (416.15 KB, 1479x2048, 1479:2048, 1487895859505.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131763

I can keep myself safe lad…

>>131767

I don't lad.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131770

>>131766

never been worth it for me tbh

>>131767

She's that dangerous?


3d98d5 (19)  No.131771>>131772 >>131775

File (hide): 3041563e2ff09f2⋯.jpg (24.26 KB, 500x407, 500:407, 5576352.jpg) (h) (u)

I ate an entire pie for dinner.

Was worth it though.


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131772

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>>131771

WHO ATE ALL THE PIE

WHO ATE ALL THE PIE


61bc31 (57)  No.131773

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5e389e (21)  No.131774

>>131768

Smh lad, just saying I'd be frivolous with the wild goose chases in order to contaminate my data.

>*Shoots me*

*Gets plugged*


9d319c (59)  No.131775>>131789

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>>131771

had some pie as well what kind did you have


9d319c (59)  No.131776>>131783

a


3537f5 (4)  No.131777

>>131769

>I don't lad.

>she thinks she knows where I live


9d319c (59)  No.131778>>131780 >>131781 >>131782 >>131783

trips


9d319c (59)  No.131779>>131782 >>131783

AHHHHHHHHHH


d910ed (38)  No.131780>>131786


1bdd5c (107)  No.131781>>131786

>>131778

cucked


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131782>>131786

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>>131779

>>131778

don't you look like a tit


5e389e (21)  No.131783>>131786

>>131776

>>131778

>>131779

>3 posts in under 30 seconds

You possess some powerful technology, but alas no trips.


61bc31 (57)  No.131784

File (hide): 3e39c7e2b8b0ba9⋯.webm (3.36 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CarWash.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


5e389e (21)  No.131785>>131786 >>131787 >>131788 >>131789

>spilled baking soda all over the fuck truck


9d319c (59)  No.131786>>131793

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>>131783

>>131782

>>131781

>>131780

probably received more (you)s than if I got the get tbh

>>131785

are you making crack lad?


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131787>>131793

>>131785

that might be a good idea to stop the fairy


1bdd5c (107)  No.131788>>131791 >>131795

>>131785

fuck truck?


3d98d5 (19)  No.131789>>131795 >>131798

>>131775

Steak, what about you?

>>131785

Bit late to be baking isn't it?


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131790

>>131754

Get /hwndu/ in on it


d910ed (38)  No.131791

>>131788

its what he calls his van


61bc31 (57)  No.131792

Sam's on the spectrum. He's ready to start dating. But growing up means growing pains for his family.


5e389e (21)  No.131793>>131794 >>131798

>>131786

>Using bicarb to make peasant crack

REEEEEE I'd hypothetically use ammonia if I was.

>>131787

Are chinks allergic to it?


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131794

>>131793

>Are chinks allergic to it?

It might absorb it, I'd hope they're not allergic to baking soda


5e389e (21)  No.131795>>131796

>>131788

The shag wagon, the boudoir bus, the mobile fannymagnet, etcetera

>>131789

Yeah, that's why I'm not cooking, I'm cleaning my tools with it.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131796>>131797 >>131799

>>131795

How did you level up in carpentry?


61bc31 (57)  No.131797>>131800

>>131796

He sucked off the man who gives out the levels lass smh


9d319c (59)  No.131798>>131804

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>>131789

same. a /nightwalk/ will be a good idea

>>131793

kek okay my bad


5e389e (21)  No.131799

>>131796

By not cutting anything wrong or even bodging owt for a whole day.


5e389e (21)  No.131800>>131801

>>131797

I can't self-fellate lad.


61bc31 (57)  No.131801>>131802

>>131800

I have done thatFelt good tbh


5e389e (21)  No.131802>>131808

>>131801

Bit gay tbf lad


9d319c (59)  No.131803>>131805 >>131807

film friday soon!

https://cytu.be/r/newbrit


5e389e (21)  No.131804>>131806

>>131798

*Hands begin fashioning a can into a pipe entirely of their own accord*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


d910ed (38)  No.131805>>131806

>>131803

>password


9d319c (59)  No.131806>>131809

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>>131804

smh we'll have to get you into a van-rehab

>>131805

took it off mb


3d98d5 (19)  No.131807

>>131803

There's a password.


61bc31 (57)  No.131808>>131810

>>131802

But I came so quickly smh


5e389e (21)  No.131809>>131811

>>131806

I am rehabbed tbh lass, except for some occasional insufflation.


5e389e (21)  No.131810>>131813

>>131808

That's even gayer


9d319c (59)  No.131811

>>131809

goodlad


9d319c (59)  No.131812


61bc31 (57)  No.131813>>131815

>>131810

But my boyfriend does it all the time and assures me that it is most certainly NOT gay lad smh


1b22ba (9)  No.131814>>131815 >>131816 >>131817 >>131819 >>131820

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

mah name is wezza-wazza-wazza-wezz-ah

AHM BACK


5e389e (21)  No.131815>>131821

>>131814

Alright mate, good holiday?

>>131813

Guess that's okay then lad.


a86a77 (29)  No.131816>>131821

>>131814

wezzzzzzzo


566459 (17)  No.131817>>131818 >>131821

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Bloody time zones smh I shall just have to post while the film is on

I have no interest in seeing Neo do sex shit anyway

>>131814

hey there lad welcome back


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131818>>131822

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>>131817

>I have no interest in seeing Neo do sex shit anyway

this tbh


9d319c (59)  No.131819>>131821


37bb2c (51)  No.131820>>131821

>>131814

Bonjour mon petite sachez


1b22ba (9)  No.131821>>131822 >>131824

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>sitting next to a jew in full getup for the whole train ride back reading culture of critique

didn't kick him under the train, should have tbh it would have been worth it

>>131815

>>131816

hullo lads, it was alright. Grandads 80th, got him a helicopter ride.

>>131817

hullo lad what's your favourite grecian napoleonic regiment I have an idea for OC after reading all of that european holiday business tbh

>>131819

y'ello

>>131820

m'ello


566459 (17)  No.131822>>131823 >>131824

File (hide): 76d027377f3e39a⋯.png (677.64 KB, 805x477, 805:477, IMG_8866.PNG) (h) (u)

Perhaps I shall post the blurbs of my forthcoming books (soon to be adapted into major motion pictures) if people wish to hear them

>>131818

You're a good lad tbh

>>131821

Hullo lad

>promise of OC

Nice good lad

>favourite grecian napoleonic regiment

Now I have no idea tbh my history is more broader than deeper tbh. Go with your heart tbh

I wonder what it'll be


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131823>>131825

>>131822

Found what Diana will look like in 10 years >>131676


37bb2c (51)  No.131824>>131831 >>131833

>>131821

Get up to anything interesting lad?

Did you go to any nudist beaches?

>>131822

g'won lad, let's hear the blurbs


566459 (17)  No.131825>>131826

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bd1ae1 (26)  No.131826>>131833

>>131825

she's shit


d910ed (38)  No.131827>>131828

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

wasnt me tbh


37bb2c (51)  No.131828>>131829

>>131827

you not watching the movie lad?


d910ed (38)  No.131829>>131830

>>131828

nah not this time


37bb2c (51)  No.131830

>>131829

Fair enough lad, see you on the flip side


1b22ba (9)  No.131831>>131832 >>131834 >>131838

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File (hide): dcd41fcf707458a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 109.79 KB, 360x340, 18:17, sweat2.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 725df3cc9266bc4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 468.41 KB, 540x511, 540:511, Sweaty LQ pepe.png) (h) (u)

>>131824

not really, a very MORAL holiday catching up with the family and their dog

apart from almost becoming officially redneck hillbilly tier vis a vis fit first cousins showing off lacy lingerie and cleavage in some sort of extreme "ironic" display of flirtation including playing sardines solely to cosy up together oh god save me the Jewish breeding strategy does not work do not copulate with first cousins the only outcome would be mutant retard babies and regret aggghhhh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131832

>>131831

smh lad. Glad you resisted


566459 (17)  No.131833>>131835 >>131836 >>131837 >>131838

I have so many ideas tbh

>>131824

The King's Quest

King BumBum II must undertake a quest that will prove his worth as a ruler. In the aftermath of his father BumBum I's shocking assassination, the new king must seek out his old friend waifuposter to find some answers. The problem: waifuposter has been missing for years. To seek him out, BumBum must overcome many obstacles to prove his strength - the bullydome with its innumerable bullies, a tyrannical warlord known only as 'Herts', and a shadowy Semitic menace lurking in the background. BumBum's quest to find answers will unravel a great mystery and prove to the kingdom's people that their new king is worthy.

(Copyright me tbh)

>>131826

WRONG


61bc31 (57)  No.131834

>>131831

Actually lass, the risk of deformity among first cousins is rather low contrary to popular belief, you have a roughly 6% chance of deformities


1bdd5c (107)  No.131835>>131841

>>131833

would read, lad. Not sure a lot of people would though


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131836>>131841

File (hide): 24cfb0f6ddcd7ea⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 477.44 KB, 1035x781, 1035:781, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….png) (h) (u)

>>131833

>WRONG

She's shiiiiiiiiit


61bc31 (57)  No.131837>>131841

>>131833

>King BumBum II must undertake a quest that will prove his worth as a ruler. In the aftermath of his father BumBum I's shocking assassination, the new king must seek out his old friend waifuposter to find some answers. The problem: waifuposter has been missing for years. To seek him out, BumBum must overcome many obstacles to prove his strength - the bullydome with its innumerable bullies, a tyrannical warlord known only as 'Herts', and a shadowy Semitic menace lurking in the background. BumBum's quest to find answers will unravel a great mystery and prove to the kingdom's people that their new king is worthy.

Wew lass, I have already begun my quest tbh:

>>>/britfeel/57050


37bb2c (51)  No.131838>>131841

>>131831

I don't know that feel but I sympathise with you anyway.

I hope your eyes got their fill though. Ain't nothing wrong with aristocratic love :^)

>>131833

You've taken a lot of inspiration from the board. Good stuff.

Who's the semitic influence? Monarch? the lad who killed waifu?


a86a77 (29)  No.131839>>131840

*is unprepared to go outside*

fuck


1b22ba (9)  No.131840

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>>131839

ey lad I found a possibly real french leather jacket at a pozzed lefty french charity shop so I can be like the baader meinhof conspiracy guys


566459 (17)  No.131841>>131842 >>131843

Civil War

The kingdom is on the brink of civil war. The king watches on powerlessly as the aristocracy divide into two warring factions. One side, led by the Baroness Neo, seeks to spread the cult of Gayism throughout the kingdom. Her antagonistic relationship with the Imperium, a group of race mixers intent on importing Chinese women, has brought the kingdom to the edge of catastrophe. But as events threaten to bring about disaster, a third party is formed to ensure that the kingdom does not fall. Which of the three factions will win the battle for the kingdom?

the third party is a loose coalition and is beset by internal strife as the leader and kings men adopt communism while the others move towards daftyism leading to a civil war within a civil war and the destruction of the old order tbh

>>131835

My books are not meant for plebs. They're the literary version of kino

>>131836

She's beautiful

>>131837

Goodlad. I hope you find him tbh

>>131838

Can be anything you like atm tbh


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131842

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>>131841

topwew


37bb2c (51)  No.131843>>131844

>>131841

can it be me


566459 (17)  No.131844>>131845 >>131847 >>131848

A New Superhero

Strap yourselves in for a different kind of adventure! 26 year old Seb Martin is a swarthy Welsh overweight NEET who appears to have purpose in life. One day, he runs into and accidentally crushes an old man. Using his dying breath to forgive Seb, he passes on his power to the Welshman. Seb is now the 22st Justice Cannon, guardian of memes and lasses. Join him on his adventures as he fights evil bullies and redpills the public on the dangers of not being redpilled.

>>131843

Could be

You'd have to act the part though


566459 (17)  No.131845>>131846

>>131844

*no purpose

Fuck me smh


1b22ba (9)  No.131846>>131849

>>131845

>no porpoise


37bb2c (51)  No.131847>>131849

>>131844

I like this story tbh.

>act the part

I'm not semitic tho smh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131848>>131849

>>131844

that's not very nice smh


566459 (17)  No.131849>>131850 >>131853

*steals the plot of the Star Wars prequels*

How about this tbh

>young king turns from benevolent and lenient King to a bloodthirsty tyrant

>his change is marked by his eventual shift away from ethnonationalism to civic nationalism

>this happens for various and myriad reasons but Slav fever plays a part

>prequelkino enters the realm of reality

>Bravo Lucas

>>131846

Good point

I'll add one

>>131847

Then how can you be a Semitic menace :^)

>>131848

I thought it was


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131850>>131852

>>131849

>Slav fever

Wouldn't jewessfever be a more accurate analogy


566459 (17)  No.131851>>131853 >>131858 >>131860

File (hide): fdc5e98e15d9146⋯.jpg (282.41 KB, 1400x933, 1400:933, IMG_8853.JPG) (h) (u)

Fantasy always seems to be set in ancient/mediaeval times or the future. I wonder if anyone has done one set in the Age of Enlightenment and colonialism


566459 (17)  No.131852>>131854

>>131850

Ok it can be both


37bb2c (51)  No.131853>>131855

>>131849

ahhh but lad I want to be a menace

>>131851

steampunk


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131854>>131855

>>131852

>Slav Jew

Sounds like the worst woman on the planet


566459 (17)  No.131855>>131856 >>131857

>>131853

You got it

I literally know nothing about steampunk tbh

>>131854

>implying Slavs aren't Jews anyway


37bb2c (51)  No.131856

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131855

Me neither. Maybe this will shine light on it


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131857

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>131855

>implying Slavs aren't Jews anyway

Fair point


1bdd5c (107)  No.131858>>131859

>>131851

can pretty much guarantee such a thing has been written tbh.


566459 (17)  No.131859>>131863

>>131858

I'm sure it has. It just seems to be more obscure


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131860>>131861

>>131851

Set it in 1843 and have Britain taking Hong Kong being a key reason for the existence of the Imperium faction


566459 (17)  No.131861>>131862 >>131864

File (hide): 2fda3f9aef2e5c0⋯.jpg (619.63 KB, 1570x1996, 785:998, IMG_8889.JPG) (h) (u)

Pic related is who will play me in the inevitable biopic

>>131860

Not a bad idea tbh

Alternate reality where the chinks try to subvert Britain at the height of its power. But the entrenched Jewish elites, spooked, try to push gayism on the people earlier than originally planned. This leads to a pushback from the natives.

Interesting tbh


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131862>>131866

>>131861

>Alternate reality where the chinks try to subvert Britain at the height of its power

>By pimping out their women and having their men get killed

I'm not too sure about the motivation here


1bdd5c (107)  No.131863>>131866

>>131859

Yeah. I didn't like it until very recently. I guess it's because guns kind of takes away the cool armoured aesthetic of the medieval ages


37bb2c (51)  No.131864>>131866

>>131861

natalie portman?


1b22ba (9)  No.131865

File (hide): ae67d706ec04abb⋯.png (468.34 KB, 597x519, 199:173, wateryfrog.png) (h) (u)

>had the flu for the past week

>spitting out the throat lining

>massive hacking coughs

ahhh lads fucking continental insects n shiiet


566459 (17)  No.131866

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>>131862

The motivation is to gain control of the greatest empire in the world smh

Although there could be internal strife between some of the chinks as to how far they would go

>>131863

It seems quite niche tbh. i guess it's because it lacks a Tolkien or someone similar

>>131864

lel

She'll play my waifu i'll have to go back in time and abduct her off the set of Star Wars though


566459 (17)  No.131867

File (hide): ef2cbb96ac9a772⋯.jpg (59.46 KB, 583x438, 583:438, IMG_8880.JPG) (h) (u)

Reminds me actually of moar ideas

>guy builds time machine and goes back in time to find his perfect waifu

>an ethno must battle with encroaching civic feelings inside him as he falls for a civic lass

>Hayden Christensen finally gets the recognition he deserves for starring in these films. This in itself becomes a film and like it's predecessors it's pure kino


2fe968 (35)  No.131868>>131869 >>131871

I saw an actual GAY COMMUNITY holding hands on the beach today.


1b22ba (9)  No.131869>>131871 >>131872 >>131875 >>131878 >>131880 >>131883

File (hide): fa99a53a680c579⋯.png (76.96 KB, 258x195, 86:65, frogvom2.png) (h) (u)

night lads

>>131868

when I got on the ferry for france the city was holding their gay pride shite

fucking hair dyed noncefags and diversity and mentally and physically crippled homos shitting up all over the place, and they were being feried around the country ala that proposed conspiracy somebody thought up in a previous thread/comment because there were shitloads of them on the train ride down

held up the ferry queue for hours too aahh

the new border control methods are also still shti and innefective but just take longer ahhh


566459 (17)  No.131870>>131872 >>131874

File (hide): cda3c54a6a508bd⋯.jpg (49.37 KB, 712x799, 712:799, IMG_8869.JPG) (h) (u)

>Martin Schulz has blue eyes

Nordcucks BTFO


1bdd5c (107)  No.131871

>>131868

>>131869

there is no escape. Gay pride every day everywhere


2fe968 (35)  No.131872>>131875

>>131869

Night night, that sounds like a horrible ordeal tbh.

>>131870

He's just an average German from 40 years ago, most of them would still have blue eyes in his generation.


37bb2c (51)  No.131873

WATCHING TRADING PLACES NEXT LADS

BOY OH BOY YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS ONE


37bb2c (51)  No.131874

>>131870

He has blue eyes just like EVERYONE else

because all europeans have blue eyes T B H


566459 (17)  No.131875>>131876 >>131878 >>131879 >>131880

File (hide): 076bacd4d77924c⋯.jpg (65 KB, 604x453, 4:3, IMG_8855.JPG) (h) (u)

Night lads

>>131869

Night

>>131872

He looks like a goblin

A trve aryan tbh

Remember brown is beautiful apparently lasses like them more because they're more masculine or something


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131876

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>>131875

night lad


37bb2c (51)  No.131877

File (hide): 67cbc62fda349c2⋯.jpg (13.37 KB, 275x230, 55:46, v1.jpg) (h) (u)

LADS IM NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN

THIS IS THE FILM OF THE CENTURY

WE WILL LAUGH, WE WILL CRY

WARNING! WARNING!

TRADING PLACES INCOMING!


37bb2c (51)  No.131878

>>131869

>>131875

also g'nite u 2


1bdd5c (107)  No.131879

>>131875

night lad


9d319c (59)  No.131880

File (hide): 6ab018d1c169461⋯.jpg (119.23 KB, 370x500, 37:50, 1501388087793.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131875

>>131869

goodnight lads


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131881>>131882 >>131883 >>131885

why is the maid fetish so popular lads


37bb2c (51)  No.131882

>>131881

Not sure. I think it's a meme tbh


1bdd5c (107)  No.131883

>>131869

forgot to say night smh. night lad

>>131881

because they are your servant and thus submissive? And I suppose a lot of the uniform looks pretty sexualised.


37bb2c (51)  No.131884


9d319c (59)  No.131885

File (hide): f1e67243e5d3e44⋯.jpg (28.24 KB, 321x770, 321:770, 1501389761624.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131881

not sure but cute outfits


1bdd5c (107)  No.131886>>131887 >>131901 >>131903

File (hide): 88fa87808b252d8⋯.png (544.88 KB, 484x750, 242:375, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>tfw only female maid uniforms so lads have to wear them too

smh


bd1ae1 (26)  No.131887

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bd1ae1 (26)  No.131888>>131889 >>131890 >>131891 >>131901 >>131903

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night tbh lads


1bdd5c (107)  No.131889

>>131888

Night lass


d910ed (38)  No.131890

>>131888 (checked)

night


37bb2c (51)  No.131891

>>131888

Sleep tight lad


131c00 (2)  No.131892>>131894 >>131895

brexit is pretty gay tbh lads we should just stay


1bdd5c (107)  No.131893

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Of course you were denied you cunt. They won't even accept Koreans who have lived there for generations as Japanese.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131894>>131908

>>131892

wtf I love gays now


d910ed (38)  No.131895


1bdd5c (107)  No.131896

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I see an engineer and a powerful woman in love. If you see anything else you're a racist sexist monster


1bdd5c (107)  No.131897

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That's not so bad


1bdd5c (107)  No.131898>>131899

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*integrates to the white ethnostate*


131c00 (2)  No.131899>>131900

>>131898

lad do you have any tips on how to bake the perfect loaf?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131900

>>131899

No, lass. I was never a baker


9d319c (59)  No.131901

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1bdd5c (107)  No.131902>>131903

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tummies


2fe968 (35)  No.131903>>131904

>>131886

As it should be.

>>131888

Night lad, don't let the imperium fairy bite.

>>131902

Flat tummies?


1bdd5c (107)  No.131904>>131905

>>131903

>Flat tummies?

Yeah. Are you fasting because it's no longer flat? smh


2fe968 (35)  No.131905>>131906 >>131907 >>131909

File (hide): d6573a4b70991be⋯.jpg (254.07 KB, 700x700, 1:1, sleep.jpg) (h) (u)

Beddy byes now.

>>131904

It is pretty flat, it's just not as concave as I want.


1bdd5c (107)  No.131906

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>>131905

night lass


d910ed (38)  No.131907

>>131905

night lass


37bb2c (51)  No.131908>>131911

>>131894

Oh lad 'grats on the (100)


9d319c (59)  No.131909

>>131905

goodnight


2c834f (19)  No.131910

EVERYONE'S GOING TO BED

EEEEEEVERYONE'S GOING TO BED

FUCKIN HELL FUCKING HELL

EVERYONE'S GOING TO BED


1bdd5c (107)  No.131911

>>131908

thanks, lassie


37bb2c (51)  No.131912>>131914

HE'LL YEAH


9d319c (59)  No.131913

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night walks tbh


d910ed (38)  No.131914>>131916

>>131912

whats up lad?


7c0022 (1)  No.131915>>131917

Is there a film friday today?>>131911


37bb2c (51)  No.131916>>131918

>>131914

Just binished the movie lad.

=ahhhhhhhh==

I have to sleep early FVCK


37bb2c (51)  No.131917

>>131915

There was.

There will prolly be another tomorrow too


d910ed (38)  No.131918>>131919

>>131916

>I have to sleep early FVCK

awww night lad


37bb2c (51)  No.131919>>131920

>>131918

Not yet laddy. Prolly will stay another hour

Feels bad though, I love staying up late as fuck


d910ed (38)  No.131920>>131921

>>131919

im probably going to stay up late tonight


37bb2c (51)  No.131921>>131922

>>131920

You got any plans lad? Are you gonna listen to jazz while watching a muted stream?


d910ed (38)  No.131922>>131923

>>131921

>You got any plans lad?

Do i seem like the type of lad with a plan

> Are you gonna listen to jazz while watching a muted stream?

im currently listening to lofi beats and thinking about things


37bb2c (51)  No.131923>>131924

>>131922

>Do i seem like the type of lad with a plan

Idk lad, you don't seem like someone who doesnt have a plan. Surely you have some variety of long term idea at least?

>im currently listening to lofi beats and thinking about things

I thoroughly approve. I haven't listened to lofi beats since a levels, but they're good stuff. I like beat tapes, I might make one tbh. Keep on activating your almonds lad


d910ed (38)  No.131924>>131925

>>131923

>Surely you have some variety of long term idea at least?

HAHA no lad, i dont have a clue what im doing.

> like beat tapes, I might make one tbh

you should, you should post it here when you finish aswell.

>Keep on activating your almonds

using my brain?


37bb2c (51)  No.131925>>131926

>>131924

>no clue

Shame tbh. I hope you figure it out at some point.

>beat tapes

I probably will tbh. But it'll definitely be weird

>spoiler

Yeah lad. You said you were thinking right?


d910ed (38)  No.131926>>131927

>>131925

> I hope you figure it out at some point.

same, cheers lad

>But it'll definitely be weird

not necessarily a bad thing though

>You said you were thinking right?

yeah but youre 1950's lingo threw me off for a second


37bb2c (51)  No.131927>>131930

>>131926

>same

You should become a carpet salesman or a mobster tbh

>not necessarily a bad thing

hopefully not no. I think I have artistic potential but we'll see

>confused

shieet sorry m'boy.

what you thinking about tho?


9d319c (59)  No.131928>>131929

good film friday


37bb2c (51)  No.131929

>>131928

It wasn't bad tbh


d910ed (38)  No.131930>>131931

>>131927

being a carpet salesmen sounds boring but the alternative is a bit hazardous

>shieet sorry m'boy.

sa'll good nigga

>what you thinking about tho?

stuff


37bb2c (51)  No.131931>>131932

>>131930

>jobs

Or you could become a super star like me

>spoiler

Good lad. I remember the days I thought about stuff. Now all I think about is ass, titties and pressing matters smh. ahhh take me back


d910ed (38)  No.131932>>131933

>>131931

>Or you could become a super star like me

if everyone was a superstar nobody would be

>>131931

>Now all I think about is ass, titties and pressing matters smh.

i consider that in the realm of stuff too lad, but it doesnt take up everything that is stuff


37bb2c (51)  No.131933>>131934

>>131932

>superstars

Now now lad, it won't be everyone - just me and you. I'm gonna be a musician known for his zany lyric writing and otherworldly beauty. What's your gimmick gonna be?

>big pictures

Well don't think too hard laddy, onetime I thought so hard I hurt myself.


d910ed (38)  No.131934>>131935

>>131933

>What's your gimmick gonna be?

not a clue lad, let me think about it

>onetime I thought so hard I hurt myself.

like metaphorically?


37bb2c (51)  No.131935>>131936 >>131937

>>131934

>lemme think about it

Get back to me when you know lad, we have to work on our personas.

>metaphorically

Was a joke tbh. Although that's more or less a migraine right?

Eitherway I must go sleepy byes lad. Sleep well when you get there mon frere


d910ed (38)  No.131936

>>131935

night lad, have a good sleep


9d319c (59)  No.131937>>131949

North Korea says it may 'reduce the US mainland to ashes any moment'

>'The US and its vassal forces will dearly pay for the harshest sanctions and pressure and reckless military provocations against the DPRK'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/us-mainland-north-korea-attack-nuclear-weapons-soil-reduce-ashes-pyongyang-state-newspaper-a7887751.html

do it pls

>>131935

gnight


bf4302 (11)  No.131938

THIS HUMOUSS (HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT) IS WATERY AT THE BOTTOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>131318 (OP)

>The replacement of whites is worth more than gold to a jew

fucking wow, that's saying something


bf4302 (11)  No.131939

Lads what if you become truly humble, then feel pride about your own humility?

Is it like "the game" where when you think of the game you lose, except this is the saintly version.


bf4302 (11)  No.131940

>>131735

Nature humbled you more, bumbum.


bf4302 (11)  No.131941

>>131737

he heard it..


bf4302 (11)  No.131942

There should be a TV Box Set of the best posts from Brit/politics/ and /newbrit/, every 20 threads can be a single disc, would watch that tbh.


bf4302 (11)  No.131943

THIS FUCKING DIP IS WATERING UP MY BUDGET DORITOS


bf4302 (11)  No.131944

>>131603

I shouldn't be around them either, maybe for that reason.


bf4302 (11)  No.131945

>>131513

Replace Spencer with William Pierce, then I would.


bf4302 (11)  No.131946

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


bf4302 (11)  No.131947

One goose step at a time.


bf4302 (11)  No.131948

tfw can't see her for 6 weeks probably


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131949>>131981

File (hide): 999c252f81fd7e9⋯.webm (4.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, just do it again.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>131937

>North Korea says it may 'reduce the US mainland to ashes any moment'

DO IT


67b5c2 (13)  No.131950>>131959

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3d98d5 (19)  No.131951

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Morning all. I'm not what to be more upset about, Paul Joseph Watson still being on Youtube or Best Korea not having launched a nuke yet.


61bc31 (57)  No.131952>>131962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

For fuck sake.


67b5c2 (13)  No.131953>>131954

7 out of Moses 10 commandants are 'Do not's', what's that about tbh?


61bc31 (57)  No.131954>>131955 >>131956 >>131957

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>>131953

I-IS IT TRULY Y-YOU?


67b5c2 (13)  No.131955>>131958

>>131954

Yes, it's me, big boi!


3d98d5 (19)  No.131956>>131958

>>131954

Who is it lass?


2fe968 (35)  No.131957

>>131954

It's not Waifuposter.


61bc31 (57)  No.131958>>131959

>>131955

Oh, hi Alberto.

>>131956

Thought it was waifu poster smh


37bb2c (51)  No.131959>>131960

>>131950

>>131958

It's clearly DIA poster smh


67b5c2 (13)  No.131960>>131961

>>131959

I'm banned from DIA. I'm banned from my identity smh.


37bb2c (51)  No.131961>>131964

>>131960

Did they figure out that you were gang stalking filipinos?


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131962>>131965

>>131952

>plastic bottles

Drink your hormone suppressants, citizen.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131963>>131965

>400,000 views

>no comments

hmm


67b5c2 (13)  No.131964>>131967

>>131961

No, I used a banned photo by mistake. Some Filipino on FB had been banned already apparently.


61bc31 (57)  No.131965

>>131963

We have total control lmao

>>131962

It's an advertisement so that may be why smh


33e135 (10)  No.131966

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>it's a 4 hours of sleep episode

Morning everyone except huwhite women


37bb2c (51)  No.131967>>131969

>>131964

That's a shame. What's the plan? Meet christians online?


61bc31 (57)  No.131968

>Coca cola keep targeting me with that fag advert


67b5c2 (13)  No.131969>>131970 >>131972 >>131975

>>131967

I could buy a new, new phone for £100 and use DIA the free dating site again.

It's really hard to find free dating sites where males can get easy attention. I don't want to pretend to be an alpha on adult friend finder as that would be boring.

I'm going learn tagalog and then chat to filipinos on fb until I can convince them I'm one of them.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131970>>131971

>>131969

>where males can get easy attention

Because you're white? Or is the Philippines just different from the rest of the world?


67b5c2 (13)  No.131971>>131972

>>131970

because we're white. So Idk if a lot of the girls are really motivated by luurrve.

I know a pinay who uses it for attention and messages. Most Pinays don't message others and want Pinoys usually, not that they even message them mind as girls worldwide etc…


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131972>>131973 >>131976

>>131969

Also you can buy a new sim card for way less than £100 can't you?

>>131971

>Idk if a lot of the girls are really motivated by luurrve.

wew even as an unemployed bum? Might have to try it out tbh


67b5c2 (13)  No.131973

>>131972

Their banning system is quite elaborate.They're banning the electronic devices, emails, photos, wi fi ip connections. Possibly they're even using facial recognition.

Pinays will chat all day every day to you lad. You can be as underemployed as you like, remember that some are just there to chat mind.


61bc31 (57)  No.131974

Metal is shit


37bb2c (51)  No.131975>>131977

>>131969

A new phone? Why can't you just use the free sms receiver?


67b5c2 (13)  No.131976>>131982

>>131972

Some of the more enterprising unemployed lads were selling their passports to pinays via marriage in the past. Mummy May banned that by bringing in the income requirement.


67b5c2 (13)  No.131977>>131978

>>131975

It notices the electronic devices.


37bb2c (51)  No.131978>>131980

>>131977

damn, they really upgraded the site. I donno lad, maybe OKcupid or whatever is just the next step in your journey?


3537f5 (4)  No.131979>>131983 >>131987 >>131989

For the thot aficionados here, Lauren Southern's sister.

http://imgur.com/a/RyWee


67b5c2 (13)  No.131980

>>131978

I'm still a bit upset about being banned from the site. I don't think western wenches will cheer me up. I'm just going to read tagalog and listen to youtube.


9d319c (59)  No.131981

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>>131949

STOP TEASING US KIM


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131982

>>131976

Based Mummy May tbh, this country belongs to blacks and muslims, not oriental catholics.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131983

>>131979

Top bum


61bc31 (57)  No.131984>>131985

I simply cannot be arsed


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131985>>131986

File (hide): aa7921c5c3ac0bc⋯.jpg (317.56 KB, 1466x1960, 733:980, bum.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131984

*arses you*


61bc31 (57)  No.131986

>>131985

*is full but eats his way out anyway*


d910ed (38)  No.131987>>131990

File (hide): a96752e816416f0⋯.jpg (220.91 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1501514790017.jpg) (h) (u)

hey lads

>>131979

very nice


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131988

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


406850 (1)  No.131989>>131992 >>131993

File (hide): 05a876872cfa516⋯.jpg (688.71 KB, 969x1445, 57:85, 0ePfTGk.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131979

Jewish women are magical


37bb2c (51)  No.131990>>131991

>>131987

Yo lad

that kids got nice trainers


d910ed (38)  No.131991

>>131990

hey

can't say i noticed


a4c0a6 (36)  No.131992>>131993

>>131989

Agreed. Every lad should acquire a Jewish wife.


33e135 (10)  No.131993>>132010


33e135 (10)  No.131994>>131995

>put shoes on

>forget to put trousers on


9d319c (59)  No.131995

File (hide): 3f7f834fed2306d⋯.png (920.48 KB, 1024x559, 1024:559, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

JOE LIGOTTI THE GUY FROM BOSTON HERE AND TODAY IM SERIOUS

>>131994

smh try and get more sleep lad


d910ed (38)  No.131996

File (hide): facdaed1418c05a⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1200x675, 16:9, 4rPm2tE.png) (h) (u)

new thread soon


8a04bf (12)  No.131997>>132002

Buenos dias niggerlovers, im well rested and ready to fucking have at it

Captcha: pif cru


8a04bf (12)  No.131998>>132000

Trips?


8a04bf (12)  No.131999>>132002 >>132003 >>132006

Trips nao


9d319c (59)  No.132000>>132003 >>132008


33e135 (10)  No.132001>>132004

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d910ed (38)  No.132002>>132005

>>131997

hey lad, why you so hyped up?

>>131999

checked


8a04bf (12)  No.132003


33e135 (10)  No.132004>>132007 >>132009

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>>132001

im about as on the ball today as a dead seal


8a04bf (12)  No.132005>>132009

>>132002

Alright dude. Variety of reasons tbh, looking forward to some tiger bread and canned Yid soon, found about £200 in new 5ers that I thought I'd lost last week, it's sunny, I'm not hungover or sleep deprived, I'm not in Hampshire, I could go on and on.

How you doing lad?


9d319c (59)  No.132006>>132008

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>>131999

*checks*


8a04bf (12)  No.132007

>>132004

>What is taxidermy


8a04bf (12)  No.132008

>>132006

>>132000

LOUDLY AND UNPLEASANTLY CHECKNG THESE RESET TRIPS


d910ed (38)  No.132009>>132011

>>132004

so not very then?

>>132005

> found about £200 in new 5ers that I thought I'd lost last week

shit lad, where did you "lose" them?

> I'm not in Hampshire,

wew lad, that was a cheap shot

>How you doing lad?

i keep going through phases of feeling bad and then not giving a fuck.


a4c0a6 (36)  No.132010>>132012

File (hide): 3717567bec4d02b⋯.jpg (187.61 KB, 1536x1536, 1:1, Jewess 8.jpg) (h) (u)

>>131993

Anglos are going away. We have no race left in us. We are decadent.

We must ally with the Jews and create a Jerusalem or perish. Imagine it! The creativity and empathy of the Anglos, mixed with the mechanical efficiency of the Jews. Anglo compassion, but tempered by Jewish selfishness.

It would be a green and pleasant land to span the ages.


8a04bf (12)  No.132011>>132013

>>132009

I thought i took them with me to pay for something but they were in an envelope down the back of my bed.

>Going through phases of feeling bad and not giving a fuck

iirc lately you've been saying you're been an immoral lass too, are they somehow linked?


33e135 (10)  No.132012>>132014


d910ed (38)  No.132013>>132031

>>132011

>I thought i took them with me to pay for something but they were in an envelope down the back of my bed.

you planning on buying anything special with it?

>you've been saying you're been an immoral lass too

nah i dont think i know what you're referring to tbh


a4c0a6 (36)  No.132014>>132015

>>132012

Are you the BO of that one too?


33e135 (10)  No.132015>>132016

>>132014

oddly enough no

I would never make a board for huwhite looking women


a4c0a6 (36)  No.132016>>132017

File (hide): 254ad52b9127906⋯.jpg (102.56 KB, 720x960, 3:4, jewess a world without.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132015

Jews are not nor do they look hwhite though. If they did people would have to reconcile the fact that the Middle East was always black and brown with the notion that Jews came from those places.


3d98d5 (19)  No.132017>>132019

>>132016

Communism Kills can be an honorary huwhite woman


67b5c2 (13)  No.132018

Bored of watching the reprobates and odd people who move to the philippines and vlog.


33e135 (10)  No.132019>>132020

>>132017

She's that awful that she could pass for one


3d98d5 (19)  No.132020>>132021 >>132022

>>132019

Better to have a beak than have a bulb.


33e135 (10)  No.132021>>132024

File (hide): 99c3657e22d3f33⋯.jpg (232.95 KB, 1332x1999, 1332:1999, 99c3657e22d3f3372e7b20a6fd….jpg) (h) (u)


3d98d5 (19)  No.132022>>132024 >>132025

File (hide): 0e76130c880a5e4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 195.41 KB, 294x427, 42:61, 44791.png) (h) (u)


1b22ba (9)  No.132023>>132026 >>132027 >>132028

File (hide): 269c601e4680393⋯.png (129.46 KB, 500x552, 125:138, verynicevom.png) (h) (u)

hi lads

* gobs out a bucket of throat mucus all over the thread *

going shopping tbh

getting honey, garlic, lemons and ginger for magic potions of flu curing

anything else?


3d98d5 (19)  No.132024


33e135 (10)  No.132025>>132027

>>132022

She doesn't look that bad tbh

I've seen much much worse white ""women""


8a04bf (12)  No.132026>>132045

>>132023

Echinacea, Siberian ginger, islay whisky and cocodamol


3d98d5 (19)  No.132027>>132029 >>132045

>>132023

Oranges, salt and beer.

>>132025

Epicanthic fold = garbage


9d319c (59)  No.132028>>132045

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

My Issue With Taco Bell (The Taco Bell Conundrum)

>>132023

strepsils?


8a04bf (12)  No.132029>>132030 >>132031

>>132027

Coincidentally those are the 3 things I bought from the shop.


3d98d5 (19)  No.132030>>132039

>>132029

Spooky. Which beer did you get though?


d910ed (38)  No.132031>>132039

>>132029

i asked you a question you homeless degenerate

>>132013


ac54bb (7)  No.132032>>132033

File (hide): b030042e1b1c2ee⋯.png (342.86 KB, 1362x995, 1362:995, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Afternoon lasses

>Dafties


d910ed (38)  No.132033

>>132032

alright lad


67b5c2 (13)  No.132034>>132040

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ac54bb (7)  No.132035>>132036

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SCARY


9d319c (59)  No.132036

>>132035

we need to shut down the internet already to stop this radicalisation of our youth


9d319c (59)  No.132037>>132038

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I love Czechoslovakia now


ac54bb (7)  No.132038

>>132037

pukingpepe.jpg tbh


8a04bf (12)  No.132039>>132042

>>132030

Zywiec tbh.

>>132031

Reeeeeeeeeeeee shut up bully

>Buy something special

Need more than that to buy anything good tbh

>Don't know what I'm on about

Hmm okay lad, if you say so.


ac54bb (7)  No.132040

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>>132034

*attacks you*


ac54bb (7)  No.132041

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*laffs*


d910ed (38)  No.132042>>132044

>>132039

>Need more than that to buy anything good tbh

shame

>Hmm okay lad, if you say so.

what do you think you know lad?


ac54bb (7)  No.132043

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MUMMYYY SAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE


8a04bf (12)  No.132044>>132046

>>132042

>What do I think I know

Vaguely recall seeing you say something about God punishing you for being immoral, yesterday or the day before


1b22ba (9)  No.132045

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back lads

>>132026

>>132027

thanks lads, if my potion doesn't work the next one will have some of that

>>132028

don't like taking pills tbh lad but I've already got a few cough sweeties and that


d910ed (38)  No.132046

>>132044

aha no lad, i had just gotten really drunk and had a killer hangover


ac54bb (7)  No.132049>>132052

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Should I kill Pembs, lads?


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d910ed (38)  No.132052

>>132049

NOOOOOOOOO HE'S A GOOD LAD




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