9ccc5b No.120590
>sick baby to die in hospice
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-baby-idUKKBN1AB0MZ?il=0
>A British judge gave the parents of Charlie Gard until noon on Thursday to agree arrangements for his death with the hospital caring for him, failing which he would be transferred to a hospice where his ventilation tube would be removed.
hope a richfag steps in and pays for a a ventilator in their house to let the poor mite die at home, tbh
>6 student accommodation blocks deemed fire risk after the grenfell grill
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-fire-unite-idUKKBN1AB1UL?il=0
>5 people including 2 children taken to hospital after car and van collide in sussex
http://www.wscountytimes.co.uk/news/update-five-rushed-to-hospital-after-van-and-car-crash-1-8074085
>shark off the sussex coast
https://www.spiritfm.net/news/sussex-news/2337210/watch-shark-spotted-metres-from-west-sussex-beach/
>bear grylls wants sussex contestant for The Island tv show
http://www.wscountytimes.co.uk/news/offbeat/the-island-with-bear-grylls-looking-for-sussex-contestants-1-8074474
>autism severity measured by brain scan
get in the scanner, goy
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170725125419.htm
>new parametric CAD software provides realtime iteration testing
here comes stupidly fast optimization tbh
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170724172557.htm
>'progress' made in brexit talks
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/brexit-minister-progress-made-talks-citizen-rights/
>Amber Rudd launches migration study
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40734504
>humans can correctly interpret emotion in animal calls
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170726102942.htm
>environment agency tenders £130m of small scale work
http://www.theconstructionindex.co.uk/news/view/environment-agency-tenders-140m-of-flood-prevention-work
1bd3cc No.120593
All hail Gwynny, Mother of Betas!
9ccc5b No.120594
>>120589
>always been buggered
pretty much, eardrum is perforated, it healed with a hole in it.
>ramifications
only not knowing which nostril is actually bleeding during a nosebleed, and never being able to shut one side and just use the other.
>asbestos in the eye
id rather that than breathing it in tbf, and there isnt much asbestos about these days unless you renovate old schools or hospitals or something.
cee932 No.120595
>>120594
>ears
You ever consider getting a hearing aid? I'd be concerned I'd look like a hearing gimp if I had one mind
>shnoz
I guess that's not too bad. That being said, if it made it hard to snot rocket gunk that's be a deal breaker.
9ccc5b No.120596
>>120595
>get a hearing aid
nah, not yet anyway, its not that much of a problem, id definitely get one if i struggled to hear conversations and that.
>snot rocket
no problem with that tbh, gives it a bit of extra force if anything.
cee932 No.120597
>>120596
Oh sweet. Maybe I should look into getting a hole then, it'd be helpful when my nose gets turbo gunked. There's nothing better than a good snot rocket and I'm pretty sure it looks cool to onlookers as well. Nothing more masculine than blasting snot out of your nose after walking away from a good rugby tackle
e82752 No.120601
morning lads
>>120480
>>120481
>>120490
>>120492
b15a71 No.120602
81fac0 No.120603
Imperium is love
Imperium is life
Join now and get a Chinky wife tbh
6df5f7 No.120604
>>120601
>manurejak
kek reminds me of when I lived round there. Used to see stories in the paper about a lad that kept jumping into slurry pits on farms and masturbating until he got caught. Didn't seem to matter how many times he'd been prosecuted, he'd keep on doing it.
3b60b6 No.120605
3b60b6 No.120608
how do i not write low brow shit tier fiction
699a48 No.120609
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8e2bd3 No.120610
>>120608
Read up on what George RR Martin does then do the opposite.
>>120609
>skindentation
That's a nice fetish tbh lad.
699a48 No.120611
>>120610
It's not a fetish
3b60b6 No.120612
>>120610
THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
699a48 No.120613
File: 43ccd6a8df125d6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.53 KB, 658x889, 94:127, DCOj3R-XsAIi2iW.jpg large.jpg)
>>120612
He was retelling his own experience of SHARTING IN THE MART
7303c8 No.120614
>tfw massive soviet rain cape/shelter half arrives
wew it's big
3b60b6 No.120615
699a48 No.120616
where more dead than usual
i miss 22st already
7303c8 No.120617
Well atleast I'm ready for camping now
3b60b6 No.120618
>>120617
>not making everything yourself in the wild
wew laddo
8e2bd3 No.120619
>>120616
<hugs you>
Only a few more days lad.
7303c8 No.120620
>>120618
In time lad in time
699a48 No.120621
>>120619
><hugs you>
fuck off
3b60b6 No.120622
>>120619
Kill yourself you wastrel
c4299f No.120623
7303c8 No.120624
reeee i can't remember any of my sailing yachts.
3b60b6 No.120625
>>120623
You are the reason we are dying
8e2bd3 No.120627
>>120621
Sorry lad. It's a good opportunity to get to know each other though.
>>120623
It's normal Dorset behavior. He swings back and forth between being overly friendly and overly hostile.
7303c8 No.120628
699a48 No.120629
>>120628
>>120624
I thought you weren't that rich.
cee932 No.120630
>>120624
I never learned any knots to begin with. Are you a sailor lad?
234460 No.120631
Can someone give me a tl;dr on this place?
cee932 No.120632
>>120631
breakaway british shitposting board.
c4299f No.120633
699a48 No.120634
>>120631
british internet racist shitposters with yellow fever and a few faggots sprinkled in
699a48 No.120635
>>120627
>It's a good opportunity to get to know each other though.
????
7303c8 No.120636
>>120630
>>120629
I used to sail for fun and I'm qualified to serve as regular crew on almost any small vessel I think. Been a while since I've done it
>>120631
British vagabond conglomerate
3b60b6 No.120637
>>120633
do you want to be weak or strong?
cee932 No.120638
>>120636
Damn youre like a regular ship captain. You gotta teach my how to sail when we start making raids on the continent
3b60b6 No.120640
>>120639
You're a weak sissy cuckold bitch.
*punches you*
7303c8 No.120641
>>120638
Nah I'm just "competent crew" as it says on the certificate
34034f No.120642
>>120640
Says the mudblood who shouldn't even be in this country.
8e2bd3 No.120643
>>120640
You're wrong lad, I wield the power of 22st and all our friends combined. Together we can defeat any bully.
3b60b6 No.120644
>>120642
>(1)
>>120643
strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
cee932 No.120645
>>120641
In the valley of the blind, the man with one eye is king
34034f No.120646
>>120644
Get out of my country you cunt.
8e2bd3 No.120647
>>120644
*strikes you down anyway*
c4299f No.120648
>>120643
whatever is more fun
3b60b6 No.120649
someone ban bumbum please
eda03a No.120650
>>120631
Civic nationalism imageboard
34034f No.120651
>>120649
>being this paranoid
I know you have inferior genes and all but cmon lad.
c4299f No.120652
cee932 No.120654
3b60b6 No.120655
8e2bd3 No.120656
>24 hours without 22st
>tfw posting in the empty expanse without the nourishment of his OC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
699a48 No.120657
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>>120656
pull yourself together
e82752 No.120658
alright lads
>goto NEA seminar
>even more liberal shits than usual
>they're so fucking salty that they keep bringing up trump, or brexit etc
>uhhh an example of a good marketing campaign would be brexit because FEEAAR
>yeah that's right making your customers FEEAARR is a good strategy, do it
>btw visit my shitty 30-hipster capacity home cinema business that puts on unrealistic cuckold films about gay africans who weren't stoned to death
>starts raining as I get back
>spent as much money to go to the next town over as it will take to get down to vanlad
>>120653
I have the hexamine stove and tablets and a mess kit, it's alright
699a48 No.120659
7303c8 No.120660
>>120654
They're about the same anyway tbh
7303c8 No.120662
>>120658
Think it's better than the Esbit one?
cee932 No.120663
>>120658
sounds like an afternoon full of learning at least.
You doing well feller?
>>120660
If you were a real man you'd just bring flint and tinder *tbh*
7303c8 No.120664
>>120663
what if I'm in an area with no proper kindling? A field stove can be used for more than just camping. And you can use any sort of kindling within a field stove, it's mainly just something to hold it to keep the damp grass, wind, and other elements away whilst keeping it close to a mess kit.
cee932 No.120665
>>120664
I'd just eat the canned food cold tbh. Or maybe. go out hunting on all 4s and eat a raw rabbit. Like a real MAN
e82752 No.120666
>>120659
New Enterprise Allowance
Local agencies take government money and then give you a stipend of considerably less money in exchange for your proving and setting up a small business.
>>120662
I've not tried the Esbit kit, hexamine is alright but does smell queer. It fits inside a mess kit for easier portage but the fish oil-y stank is a bit offputting, once the tablet pack has been opened.
>>120663
not too bad
got this work with vanlad and anprim coming up, then an overseas family reunion after, then I have to pack the house up, take theory tests, move, find another instructor and get the practical done before losing all my money, then buy vanlad's second van. As well as finding the perfect plot to start the enclave on and keeping the job centre off my back.
Busy tbh
>>120663
>>120664
flint and steel is good to have tbh
just don't get the surplus ones because it's retardedly overpriced imo, £4-5 for a length of string, a magnesium rod and a shitty scraper
cee932 No.120668
>>120666
>busy
Good good. It's nice to have a packed schedule I think. Personally I hate being idle, so it'd make me happy at least. God speed on the instruction thing lad. You might want to consider finding an abandoned piece of tarmac to build familiarity on imo
e82752 No.120669
>open student loans letter
>paraphrased, "hey fuck you we've decided to disregard your previously sent status update and will charge you more interest until you send us another status update even though nothing has changed
>the job centre told them I was earning money or something retarded like that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
699a48 No.120671
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d1f8fa No.120672
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no baby and BIG DOG
or little friendly dog
Lads, could saving up then going for an apprenticeship in a trade like plumbing in early 20s be a good idea?
Should've done it at college, ah well
8e2bd3 No.120673
>>120670
Interesting taste lad.
d1f8fa No.120675
lads that's fucking weird
7303c8 No.120677
8e2bd3 No.120678
I've found less weird ones.
d1f8fa No.120679
>not just expecting slug porn
699a48 No.120680
cee932 No.120681
>>120672
probably lad. But do make sure that whatever job you go for, it's over saturated.
cee932 No.120682
>>120672
>>120681
NOT**
oversaturated
b418a2 No.120683
unironically love a bit of icp
7303c8 No.120684
>tfw finally sharpening my knives
it's relaxing tbh
e82752 No.120685
>>120684
hope you've binned them now lad tbqh or I shall have to call the police
3b60b6 No.120686
had a wank and it was bloody awful
tfw just want to go full luddite-primitivist-ascetic mode
687284 No.120687
7303c8 No.120688
>>120687
*Deus Ex theme starts playing*
699a48 No.120689
>>120687
>will milennials kill home ownership
I think the blame for that lies with boomers fucking the market up for everyone else.
b15a71 No.120692
a86817 No.120693
7303c8 No.120694
e82752 No.120695
>>120692
mup de do da didda cof bin dub ho
a86817 No.120696
>>120689
>muh boomers
wow.
>ruined the market
no, stagnating wages for under-25s killed the mortgage market, forcing more to rent, this (((affordable housing shortage))) is entirely manufactured tbh.
7303c8 No.120697
>tfw no pink shirt that says "ouch" on it
699a48 No.120698
>>120697
there aren't enough of those virgin vs chad memmies
b15a71 No.120699
>>120696
That and the fact the housing demand is being fed directly by mass immigration. I remember reading that most of the new houses being built are being bought by immigrants
37fd3e No.120700
>>120696
t. boomer
>>120698
that pillow looked like she had a really messed up leg
699a48 No.120701
File: 03588a009244272⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.75 KB, 656x927, 656:927, DEkcKOkWAAAlKVK.jpg large.jpg)
>>120700
>that pillow looked like she had a really messed up leg
lad….
a86817 No.120703
>clog fighting
>Clog fighting, known in Lancashire as 'purring', was a combative means of settling disputes. Clog fighting and its associated betting by spectators was illegal.
>'It is all up and down fighting here. They fought quite naked, excepting their clogs. When one has the other down on the ground he first endeavors to choke him by squeezing his throat, then he kicks him on the head with his clogs. Sometimes they are very severely injured.[15]
a86817 No.120704
>>120702
thats a good thing though, we aint spongers daaan saaaath
a86817 No.120705
>>120700
wew
>>120699
if by immigrants you meam foreign criminals then yes. the so called refugees get the houses free on bennies.
8e2bd3 No.120707
>>120704
We pay for the rest of the country's gommunism though.
a86817 No.120709
b15a71 No.120710
>>120705
>the so called refugees get the houses free on bennies.
This is the worst part about it tbh, the invaders get free housing and funding whilst we, the people who actually follow the law and pay taxes, are forced to scrape out a living.
One of the worst parts about living today is the way the honest and hardworking are punished whilst the criminals and scroungers are rewarded. Shows how far we've fallen
687284 No.120711
>>120702
>Celtic countries
give us your bennies
8e2bd3 No.120713
>>120711
You'll have to earn them lass.
>>120712
Aaaaaahhh why can't the celts afford their own bennies like us. Will Southern England ever be free?
687284 No.120714
>>120713
the South is the centre of world Anglry and must pay out the most I'm afraid .. you've oppressed us for hundreds of years and we need reparations ahhhhhh give me the money
3b60b6 No.120715
7303c8 No.120716
>>120715
22st is gone and no one else seems to want to post
3b60b6 No.120717
>can't live innawoods because urban development is everywhere and the police would just arrest you anyway because you're not being a good citizen and your mummy would probably phone the police the moment you even stepped out the door
a86817 No.120718
>>120717
*cough* buy a van *cough*
e82752 No.120719
>>120718
lad reckon the hostel you gave me a link to first time around is the best one? not going to have a tent in time tbh
eec739 No.120721
>found another nice job offer
well so far no one took me so if I'm sending multiple e-mails at once it's probably for the better anyway
7303c8 No.120722
e82752 No.120723
*makes tofu curry on pasta*
don't know why tbh
3b60b6 No.120724
>>120723
why on earth are you eating such utter shit?
a86817 No.120725
>>120719
probably. still waiting for him to confirm, will phone him tomorrow and let you know.
687284 No.120726
699a48 No.120727
File: 3d267270068f908⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.28 KB, 480x626, 240:313, BImPnU2CEAAsLTw.jpg large.jpg)
>>120723
what the fuck is tofu
eec739 No.120728
>>120722
waiter in a hotel for the morning shift
e82752 No.120729
>>120724
it's what's in the house
7303c8 No.120730
>>120728
Have fun with that
e82752 No.120731
>>120725
goodlad
>>120726
>>120727
vegetarian "meat" because real meat is too expensive
chinky feminising food iirc
>>120728
you'll probably get the job if you get to the interview stage
>tfw hotels all want female staff
>not one in town would hire me, even for cleaning shifts
699a48 No.120732
>>120731
Why are you intentionally eating soy based food
3b60b6 No.120733
>>120732
he wants to get nice thighs like neo
e82752 No.120734
>>120732
because my hippy neetdad bought it then left it in the fridge and left to go buy a packet of cigarettes and hasn't come back for a week went to see his parents and leech off them
eec739 No.120735
>>120730
let's see if they take me first
i mean it would be working on weekend as well where no one wants to work and if I'm finishing at 12 i have the rest of the day for me. it's perfect.
>>120731
smh lad
ah fuck there's an interview too forgot about that
I'll spill spagetti for sure.
e82752 No.120736
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>120735
be polite and professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet and you'll pull through
a86817 No.120737
8e2bd3 No.120739
Had hunter's chicken for dinner. It was nice.
>>120714
*gives you the anglo bennies*
Spend them wisely…
>>120733
Thanks lad I think that was a compliment.
a86817 No.120742
>>120740
jd? its alright tbh, bit weak though. tastes spot on with ginger beer though.
e82752 No.120743
>>120738
>>120741
always remember
you're here forever
>>120740
sounds tasty
like mead
34034f No.120745
>tfw your board is a one-man cult of personality
>tfw the overweight saviour isn't here so it has to rely on Dorshit to keep the threads alive
eec739 No.120746
my immoral fasting breaking dinner is a glass of wine and stripes of salmon and lads i never felt better
e82752 No.120750
>>120744
>>120733
>not already having thicc neanderthal lower body
>>120746
healthy tbh
>it's a made too much but already took it out the pot so I'll just eat it all episode
699a48 No.120751
e82752 No.120753
>>120749
have fun innawoods
a86817 No.120755
687284 No.120756
>>120739
I had that at a food place a while ago it was alright but I find it weird how it's like a whole chunk of chicken
w-wew thanks I didn't think I'd get them that easily haha hmm I won't spend it frivolously you can count on me.. *crosses fingers*
>>120742
it's Jim Bean so probably even lower quality than JD lol, that sounds like a nice combo tho
>>120743
yeah, I wish I could have real mead though
>>120749
see you lad
eec739 No.120757
well now i feel awful why did i do it
7303c8 No.120758
>>120754
>>120753
>>120755
I'll be back tomorrow, and then i'll be busy all weekend most likely.
a86817 No.120759
eec739 No.120761
>>120758
what is it
i think i know
e82752 No.120762
>>120756
there are LOCAL lads brewing mead
it's pricey though, £12 for the one bottle I ever had
and I drank it all in one night and went to the push of pike with my first and worst hangover ever
687284 No.120763
>>120760
>it's going to be the babby
nothx
eec739 No.120764
>>120759
eat
it's worse than masturbating, i can't hold myself every time and i feel bad every time
699a48 No.120765
>>120764
>eating is worse than masturbation
No
a86817 No.120766
>>120764
you should really think about whether you have a healthy attitude towards food.
t. only eats marmite
eec739 No.120767
699a48 No.120768
e82752 No.120769
>>120764
eating in moderation is moral though
you can't save the hwhite race lying on the couch barely able to think through lack of calories
>>120766
*secretly switches the contents of a single marmite jar to bovril*
eec739 No.120770
>>120765
or rather i don't have the trouble with not masturbating but i have issue whith not eating when i tell myself not to (sometimes) so for me it is worse
>>120768
listen to me lad
eec739 No.120771
>>120769
my mind surpasses my body though so i'll be doing great things without having to maintain muh blood suger
687284 No.120772
>>120762
topkek sounds fun. does it actually taste of honey
>>120764
slices of salmon doesn't sound so bad
a86817 No.120773
>>120769
*crashes through your front door in the battle wagon*
SACRILEGE
eec739 No.120774
>>120772
IT'S ABOUT PRINCIPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7303c8 No.120775
>>120761
you really don't :^)
a86817 No.120776
e82752 No.120777
>>120771
>when you're too weak to struggle as the New Germans invade your home
not eating is a poor life choice tbqh
>>120772
it's literally fermented honey, drink of the gods are ancestors
>>120773
*escapes and you think everything is back to normal but you open a fresh jar of marmite for a victory cracker and it's vegemite *
3b60b6 No.120779
*denies myself food for 3 days because i wanked*
34034f No.120780
>>120760
>we can control our borders
>we have zero problems with immigration
Wew
eec739 No.120781
>>120776
i surpass the need for any earthly pleasures
unless i get want to do them for fun
i am weak but that will change
>>120777
>what is psychokinesis
eec739 No.120782
>i voted for brexit but i changed my mind
lel
a86817 No.120783
>>120781
>t. Siddhārtha Gautama
eec739 No.120784
shit i think i drank this wine a bit too fast
after nige i'll go to bed
699a48 No.120785
>>120781
You are beginning to seem more mentally ill than me
a86817 No.120786
>>120781
>psychokinesis
wew are you a scientologist now?
699a48 No.120787
I hate the nigel farage show because of the mongs who phone him up
687284 No.120788
>Nige hopes we become more interdependent with the rest of the world
literally why? we should be able to stand on our own if anything bad happens to the rest
34034f No.120789
>>120788
>why is a boomer neo-liberal acting like a boomer neo-liberal
a86817 No.120790
>>120788
splendid
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3b60b6 No.120792
*goes into self-imposed exile*
8e2bd3 No.120794
>>120771
Maybe we should come to Munich and feed you ourselves, smh. We have to keep you alive.
>>120788
Nige seems to think he can win over remainers by talking exclusively about economics and loadsofmoney.
699a48 No.120795
>MUH ECONOMICS
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh i dont care
687284 No.120796
>>120794
smh if it isn't his genuine views then it feels like he's debasing himself with this stuff
cee932 No.120797
>>120788
Because it'll be good for the economy tbh. A lot of Brexiteers just wanted global trade, it's not all impoverished racists tbh.
8e2bd3 No.120799
>>120796
He's a one-man PR show for Brexit and he's painfully aware of what happened to Katie Hopkins on LBC. It's depressing to see him like this.
cee932 No.120800
>>120796
>>120794
>An ex commodities trader liking economics
crazy stuff
eec739 No.120801
i didn't listen what's that with the tower
699a48 No.120802
>>120801
corporate manslaughter is being considered for the towering inferno
8e2bd3 No.120803
>>120800
From a guy who often quotes Enoch Powell yeah it is pretty crazy. He wasn't quite like this when he was leading UKIP.
>>120802
Nice BDSM picture lad.
eec739 No.120804
699a48 No.120805
>>120803
>Nice BDSM picture lad.
Since you lads seem to like it so much, I thought it might help some of you join the imperium
e82752 No.120806
face it lads
take the nigepill
he was only ever a civic nationalist and an advocate for big businesses
;-;
>>120804
eec739 No.120807
>>120806
does anyone actually know sauce of song
cee932 No.120809
>>120803
Before he was campaigning, now he just shoots the shit. He didn't talk economics because he knew they didn't work. People didn't vote leave because they saw through the economic propaganda, the did it despite it. Now he can talk about what interests him tbh
>>120806
People have to turn their leaders into idolised neo-nazis. Why can't we just accept them as they are and move on? smh.
tbh I think it's because they don't wanna fix the problem themselves
eec739 No.120810
687284 No.120811
>>120797
so this is the power of working for the media
if only we had a British version of infowars that was a bit less tacky where he could say whatever he liked
>>120800
b-but he's literally a secret hitler who used to sing nazi youth songs in private school…
>>120806
don't say that laddddddd
687284 No.120813
>>120809
>People have to turn their leaders into idolised neo-nazis.
h-haha
I really do think he's further right than he lets on though
dc543a No.120814
>tfw no japanese lass to wrap a leather belt around my neck and call me a kitanai gaikoku hito while riding my dick
a86817 No.120815
>>120814
>female domination
youre secretly gay lad
699a48 No.120816
>I think I know who this Louie is
wew
>>120814
good lad?
dc543a No.120817
e82752 No.120818
OC made by an autistic video game neet loan sponger
cee932 No.120819
>>120813
I also think that. But I don't think he's as far right as people like us would like. Nige's probably a regular mike cerno or moly ideologically tbh. And I REFUSE to believe he isn't interested in maximising the country's economic welfare.
699a48 No.120820
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>>120816
On second thought, no
e82752 No.120821
>>120818
I have been informed the titled is
"Swastika Hitler Throwing Jews in the Oven"
it's selling for 30 regular common pepes
dc543a No.120822
>>120816
>good lad?
yes i'm a very good lad
a86817 No.120823
>>120817
>dr sussex
thats mister dr sussex to you, lass.
cee932 No.120824
>>120818
Loan sponging is a traditional is a traditional British pass time tbh. Definitely a family tradition for me. Wear your banner with pride lad
dc543a No.120825
>>120823
sorry mister dr sussex
a86817 No.120826
>>120821
>>120818
it looks like stretch-arm hitler is drawing a chart on a whiteboard with novelty pens that he's tossing about all over the place.
d975c8 No.120827
What is up lads and lasses
eec739 No.120828
>>120827
lad
i'm drunk and i go to bed
e82752 No.120829
>>120824
it's not me what done it though it really is my autistic video game playing loan sponging neet transhumanist friend who wants to be a pizza
>>120826
I forwarded this constructive criticism
the only response was autistic screeching
d975c8 No.120831
eec739 No.120832
699a48 No.120834
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a86817 No.120835
>>120827
alright chap.
>>120829
>autistic screeching
perfect.
>>120825
*nods approvingly*
a86817 No.120836
>>120828
hope you dont get bedspins, night lad
8e2bd3 No.120837
>>120828
Night night.
>>120830
Japs shouldn't do partings like that, the contrast with their hair reveals too much skin on top tbh.
699a48 No.120838
cee932 No.120839
>>120828
Make sure to sleep in recovery position lad
>>120827
Blasting music in my ears surrounded by plates I need to take downstairs. Wbu fam
687284 No.120840
d975c8 No.120841
>>120835
where you parked up now lad?
d975c8 No.120842
>>120839
ah, im playing professor layton surrounded by plates i need to take downstairs
a86817 No.120843
>>120841
still in the ghetto lad, been catching up with some old friends. how you doing at the minute?
699a48 No.120844
File: 13d9f65c11da024⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.26 KB, 964x1400, 241:350, 13d9f65c11da024f694b89fde6….jpg)
now taking bets on whether daftie will starve herself to death or drink herself to death first
a86817 No.120845
>>120844
what price do you have for death by liver disease by 30?
cee932 No.120846
>>120829
Well it's good to hear that you have friends, son.
Having an autistic friend sounds a lot like owning a furby tbh.
>>120842
>Another traveler living in squalor
TOP
I like puzzle games tbh. I ought to dl a rom of that at somepoint
699a48 No.120847
>>120845
I'll give you £200 on that for a tenner, but in 12 years time £200 will probably be worth as much as a tenner is now.
a86817 No.120848
>>120847
Ill take that at £15k lad.
d975c8 No.120850
>>120843
at the minute? pretty good, you?
>>120846
>I ought to dl a rom of that at somepoint
you should its pretty good
687284 No.120851
I wanna listen to system of a down out of a tinny old pre-smartphone mobile phone at the park with my friends lads
a86817 No.120852
>>120850
not today specifically, but the last few days i have been and this weekend i will be. yeah pretty good too tbh, slept like shit this morning, didnt have any sleeping tablets, smh.
cee932 No.120853
>>120850
ladddddd have you ever heard of zero time dilemma? It's a tip top puzzle game
d975c8 No.120854
>>120851
that isnt out of the realm of possibilities
a86817 No.120855
>>120851
iktf lad, mcr through a nokia n95 or a sony walkman phone, enter shikari through first-gen bluetooth speakers that sucked - ahhhhhhh lad i didnt want these feels
d975c8 No.120856
>>120852
>but the last few days i have been and this weekend
smh lad i hope you ant doing anything immoral:^)
>>120853
nah lad, whats it about?
cee932 No.120857
>>120851
I wanna smoke a ciggy in the gazebo at the park with the naughty kids lads
a86817 No.120858
>>120857
i want to throw tree branches at passing fuzz cars from above boarded up shops reeeeeeee
699a48 No.120859
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687284 No.120860
>>120854
I guess I could recreate most of it haha
>>120855
oh lad mobile perfection
>>120857
smoking is bad for you…
cee932 No.120861
>>120856
quirky jap game about group of people who have to escape from a locked facility. quantum physics n shiiiet with an m night shamlam. apparently it's the 3rd in a series but it's the only I played. it's goooood
>>120858
I wanna draw graffiti S's and my name in that same gazebo still ahhhhhhhh
>>120859
listening to carly rea tbh
699a48 No.120862
>>120860
>smoking is bad for you…
Only if you inhale.
It also boosts yer test
d975c8 No.120863
>>120861
>apparently it's the 3rd in a series but it's the only I played. it's goooood
i'll look into it, did you not get anything because its the third one?
a86817 No.120865
>>120862
no its still bad for you, you inhale the second hand smoke too, unless youre outside in the wind.
>boosts your test
only unfiltered rollies do that lad.
d975c8 No.120866
>>120864
>>120861
>graffiti S's
I remember these too!
9b3913 No.120867
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MANS CLOTHES
5c773a No.120868
>tfw raw dogged a 9/10 thot I picked up last night
>tfw dick is getting itchier throughout the day
cee932 No.120869
>>120860
>he doesn't smoke
smh how do people even meet eachother without lighter-based social dynamics
>>120863
Idk maybe so obscure references. The plot made sense without nothing the others. It's a prequel apparently so I suppose it's like watching the starwars prequels first.
>>120864
>>120866
Drew a swastika made out of them in the back of one of my school books. Classic stuff
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l l l
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687284 No.120870
>>120867
>>120868
who are you people
cee932 No.120871
>>120868
It's probably fine tbh. All the itchy ones can be dealt with using topical creams tbh
9b3913 No.120872
>>120828
im drunk too lass come round
9b3913 No.120873
>>120870
I've been lurking all day but im abit tipsy so i thought id post lad
9b3913 No.120874
IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ
a86817 No.120875
>>120874
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
9b3913 No.120876
>>120875
MY EYES BEHOLD A EERIE SIGHT
a86817 No.120877
>>120868
>raw dogged
yanks out
cee932 No.120878
>>120869
Man I always look at most posts after I do them and wonder what I was thinking. I swear this little box fucks me so bad, I write perfect essays for college but I'm a slobbering retard on imageboards
a86817 No.120879
>>120878
>slobbering retard
you are among your people here lad.
d975c8 No.120880
>>120869
>Drew a swastika made out of them in the back of one of my school books
kek, edgy as fuck lad
9b3913 No.120881
Sambuca is nice with water lads
a86817 No.120882
>>120881
no its not, only whisky should be served with water.
5c773a No.120883
>>120870
I’m the lad that creampied your mother last night.
Who are you?
699a48 No.120884
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>>120868
What you need to watch out for is if you get the flu
9b3913 No.120885
>>120882
Mate samuca is traditionally served with water also
9b3913 No.120886
Listening to the grease soundtrack again lads
a86817 No.120887
>>120885
>traditionally
are you a swarthy continental?
a86817 No.120888
d975c8 No.120889
>>120883
i doubt the validity of your statement
cee932 No.120890
>>120879
Lad… :')
>>120880
was a right edgelord back in school tbh. Gaw bless
>>120883
The mother you thought you creampied
9b3913 No.120892
>>120887
Saxons can read wikipedia mate
9b3913 No.120893
687284 No.120894
>>120883
please don't insult mummy
a86817 No.120895
>>120892
>not drinking traditional saxon beverages
europhiles out.
9b3913 No.120896
>>120895
I just can't help it lad I love aniseed and i love getting ratarsed
a86817 No.120898
>>120893
where? i need the latitude and longditude to be able to sympathise tbh lad.
9b3913 No.120899
cee932 No.120901
a86817 No.120902
>>120899
>lightening
losing weight?
3b60b6 No.120903
tell me what to paint that isnt an oak tree or mordred feasting his plants
d975c8 No.120904
>>120897
yesshe makes my willy stong and stable tbh
cee932 No.120905
a86817 No.120906
a86817 No.120907
>>120896
>love aniseed
ahhh its disgusting, reeeeeeeeeee get out
9b3913 No.120908
>>12090
Stop being a bully mate
3b60b6 No.120909
>>120906
druidic van nomads?
9b3913 No.120910
a86817 No.120911
>>120908
kek archival reply posting is best postingm
e82752 No.120912
>>120907
tbh I remember eating some sort of aniseed ball sweetie as a sprog at some hippy fest and really liking the test but have never eaten it since
>>120909
with giant wicker men full of wogs
a86817 No.120913
9b3913 No.120914
>>120911
Watch it mate ive been known to stop a bully or two >:(
699a48 No.120915
Doesn't Aniseed/licorice nuke your test levels
a86817 No.120916
>>120912
>liking aniseed
ahhhhhh begone heathen
e82752 No.120917
>>120916
haven't tasted it in at least 18 years tbh
9b3913 No.120918
>>120915
Please dont ruin this for me aswell fucking imageboards
a86817 No.120919
>>120915
dunno but it tastes like melted plastic tbqh.
>>120914
oh shit *cowers*
3b60b6 No.120920
>>120913
alright well I hope to go offline for a few weeks again, but this time I will not come back until I have succeeded
*becomes insane from all the painting in my loft*
a86817 No.120921
>>120919
what happened to my flag reeee
a86817 No.120923
>>120920
do a van gogh and cut your ear off and post it to me
a86817 No.120925
>>120922
tbh lad, we need them as a bulwark in the middle east now more than ever.
9b3913 No.120926
>>120916
You are finished, Kid.
a86817 No.120927
>church bells ringing
why?
687284 No.120929
>>120908
>it's a blast to the past episode
aaaaahhhhHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9b3913 No.120930
I DONT CARE IF MONDAYS BLUE
e82752 No.120931
a86817 No.120932
>>120929
ahhhhh the better days are sure to return lad
>>120930
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO
9b3913 No.120933
Should I get wankered or not lads, proper storm outside and still have a lot of sambuca left however I do have to go to my normie job tomorrow - Please Vote
3b60b6 No.120934
>>120933
you should use that alcohol to kill pakis
d975c8 No.120935
a86817 No.120936
>>120933
you should get fucking pyjama-ed lad, just go and buy some redbulls now for tomorrow.
699a48 No.120937
>>120933
>have to work tomorrow
best not
a86817 No.120938
>>120934
how does this work
a86817 No.120939
9b3913 No.120940
>>120937
>>120936
>>120935
>>120934
I really appreciate all of your input lads, I think getting wasted has the bigger vote share
3b60b6 No.120941
>>120938
turn it into some sort of gas
9b3913 No.120942
>>120936
I wanted to go out in the rain so I think I'll do that good advice
a86817 No.120943
>>120941
>gas phase ethanol
and burn them with it?
699a48 No.120946
9b3913 No.120947
PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON
8e2bd3 No.120948
>>120930
TUESDAY'S GRAY AND WEDNESDAY TOO
3b60b6 No.120950
9b3913 No.120951
>>120948
TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, STAY IN BED
a86817 No.120953
>>120947
GOING UNDERGROUND
9b3913 No.120954
>>120953
HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ
a86817 No.120955
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>>120952
here try this cold medicine
9b3913 No.120956
Hope everyone is enjoying the running commentary of what I'm listening to, again, please vote
34034f No.120957
>>120948
Lass, if you were to have a lesbian experience, would you have one with a jewess?
a86817 No.120958
>>120954
MET A STRANGE LADY, SHE MADE ME NERVOUS
SHE TOOK ME IN AND MADE ME BREAKFAST
699a48 No.120959
>>120955
How would you rate coke as a pick-me-up
9b3913 No.120960
>>120958
HE WAS 6FT TALL, AND FULL OF MUSCLE
a86817 No.120961
>>120959
not as cost effective as meth.
a86817 No.120962
>>120960
DONT YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME
699a48 No.120963
>>120961
Does it let me keep my teeth though
9b3913 No.120964
WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WERE ALL FULLY GROWN
a86817 No.120965
3b60b6 No.120966
the lie is that it will all be better tomorrow
it wont
9b3913 No.120967
>>120962
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
a86817 No.120968
>>120967
SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW THROUGH MY HEEEEEAAAAART
9b3913 No.120969
>>120966
CAUSE NOTHING
REALLY
MATTERS
a86817 No.120970
>>120966
its only a lie because you live in dorset lad, there is no hope for your county.
9b3913 No.120971
>>120968
NOW THE DRUGS DONT WORK
3b60b6 No.120972
>>120970
what should i do?
a86817 No.120973
>>120969
AHH FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND
a86817 No.120975
>>120972
come east to sussex lad
But when Dorset dwelt among us,
Us gave un land and luv,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
687284 No.120976
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>>120974
psychadelic is gr8
a86817 No.120977
>>120971
ALL THE CLUBS
ARE BEING CLOSED DOWN
3b60b6 No.120978
>>120975
kek
my heart lies west not east sorry fam
9b3913 No.120979
>>120977
TOO MUCH FIGHTING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
a86817 No.120980
First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life
Plus, Puffy tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. is some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels
Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Caesar, go ask your homie how I'll leave ya
Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace!
I'll let them niggas know it's on for life
Don't let the Westside ride tonight (ha ha ha)
Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed
Fuck with me and get yo' caps peeled, you know
699a48 No.120981
Why is it so hard to find an original version of KC's Epitaph online
3b60b6 No.120982
699a48 No.120983
>>120980
Move out the way yo
move out the way yo
whitey ford's heart just stopped
687284 No.120984
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really like the pixies lads aha
9b3913 No.120985
>>120977
Youre really influencing my music choices lad im worried youre a jew
a86817 No.120986
>>120985
>worried im a jew
im seriously offended tbh lad, i have a fully intact penis tbh.
cee932 No.120987
9b3913 No.120990
>>120986
I apologize mate please give me more top saxon tunes to play
687284 No.120991
>>120987
deeebaaassseeeerrr
a86817 No.120992
>>120990
>saxon tunes
kek i didnt know that was what we were doing
9b3913 No.120994
>>120992
Neither did i lad
d975c8 No.120995
9b3913 No.120996
Fucking hell lads why do I always end up on omegle when im even slighty pissed help me
699a48 No.120997
>>120996
Why would you ever go on omegle
a86817 No.120998
>>120996
*squints*
what you doing on there fam?
d975c8 No.120999
>>120996
what do you do on there?
a86817 No.121000
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top kek forgot about all these other vapour tunes
cee932 No.121001
>>120996
lad if you're horny there're better places to go
9b3913 No.121002
>>120997
>>120998
>>120999
Literally sing to people im a mess lads, i've always done it when i feel pretty lonely
a86817 No.121003
9b3913 No.121004
>>121001
Not even horny mate, but i do like it when girls stay because they think im cute tbh
699a48 No.121005
I fucking told you all that him getting drunk this time would be a bad idea
d975c8 No.121006
>>121002
kek lad, poor lad
9b3913 No.121007
>>121003
I've never told anyone but I always knew this is the reaction id get
9b3913 No.121008
>>121005
Its not a bad idea lad I am feeling really good talking to everyone
687284 No.121009
9b3913 No.121011
If it was the weekend id be going to the club alone t b h
a86817 No.121012
687284 No.121013
>>121010
*jumps with you and does a flip*
3bfb7c No.121015
>>121013
*reees all the way down*
9b3913 No.121016
>>121014
Its alright lad, existing in this time is the biggest joke there is, mightswell make a big mockery of it all
687284 No.121017
fucking hell
I guess I'm in charge of film friday tomorrow since 22st is gone ah shit
>>121015
listening to the song it's nice tbh
>>121016
this is true haha what fate we are to be born now of all possible times
3bfb7c No.121020
>>121016
i reckon we all feel the same way lad, like we were born too late
>make a mockery of it
dont inadvertantly make a mockery of yourself in the process though
9b3913 No.121022
>>121017
>>121018
>>121019
>>121020
>>121021
What difference does it make lads, all is lost and I intend to collapse artificially smiling
687284 No.121024
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>>121022
this song is more true than it was meant to be
9b3913 No.121025
>>121023
the globalists have got me tbh
3bfb7c No.121026
>>121022
nihilism is the shittest thing you can believe in lad.
cee932 No.121027
>>121016
>mfw I'm the only one who's content living in the 21st century
3bfb7c No.121028
>>121024
>the specials
i love them lads
d975c8 No.121029
699a48 No.121030
3bfb7c No.121031
>>121027
i quite like some bits tbh, like battery power tools, turbo diesels and wifi.
e82752 No.121033
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>singing to hold back the loneliness
>being a dour cunt
come on lads sing along
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mTE6FKoeQ
d975c8 No.121034
>>121027
i think its okay tbh
3bfb7c No.121035
>>121029
>why
its damaging to consider everything pointless, when it objectively isnt.
9b3913 No.121036
>>121026
Tell me what there is to believe in then mate? What do I come home for? What is there to work yourself to the fucking bone for if not family and country both of which have gone to the dogs? Sorry lads getting edgy after a few
3bfb7c No.121037
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>>121033
*sings as loud as possible*
3b60b6 No.121038
ITS JUST GONE NOON HALF PAST MONSOON
d975c8 No.121039
>>121035
>it objectively isnt
explain
3b60b6 No.121041
>>121036
death, destruction and women(jewesses)
3bfb7c No.121042
>>121036
all of your points are valid lad, i guess my belief is that between us we may be able to change the status quo with a bit of effort and intelligence. everybody has an important part to play, however small.
cee932 No.121043
>>121030
Because I can feel the path of fate working through me. Everything is leading up to something and I'm a bringing us closer to that destiny, along with every ant and fallen leaf. Also, there's a lot to be gained personally in these times of brewing discontent. A lot of glory to earn.
>>121034
>it's ok
Good lad
>nihilism
It's the root of all inaction. It breeds immorality and it removes meaning from significant things like art.
>>121031
internet's the best thing in the world ever made tbh. feels goooddddd
3bfb7c No.121044
>>121039
The only point of life is to reproduce, nihilism is not conducive to reproduction, therefore it follows that it is objectively harmful to the human species as a whole.
687284 No.121045
>>121028
love them too lad, shame about their political persuasions (racist friend) but what can you do
3b60b6 No.121046
>>121044
There isn't really any purpose to reproduction imo, if you think long long term.
3bfb7c No.121047
>>121046
thats a huge stretch lad, the purpose of reproduction may well be to continue having sentient beings in this bit of the universe.
699a48 No.121048
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3b60b6 No.121049
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I want to bash her head in
9b3913 No.121050
>>121042
I know what you mean mate and in my better moments I do believe that, but its the small things and the small things include coming home to an empty flat which is just for me I',m not being self centered this a wider problem - I dont believe everything means nothing, i believe in what we have now and what that means for us and what we have now is nothing
cee932 No.121051
>>121033
>lad can't hwhistle
3bfb7c No.121052
>>121050
>empty flat
do you do any hobbies lad? go to cooking classes or something, meet people irl etcetera?
>what we have now is nothing
that may be true in some respects, so anything we do must be a net positive, no?
3b60b6 No.121053
I could have saved myself so many times before.
I could have succeeded many years ago.
But here I am.
d975c8 No.121054
lads i suck at puzzles smh
e82752 No.121055
>>121051
not when I'm not paying attention tbh
pretty sure I just forgot a few lines and refrains
3bfb7c No.121056
>>121053
we are all here too lad.
3bfb7c No.121057
>>121054
you have to train yo brain nigga
3b60b6 No.121058
>>121056
Here we all are. The lads. How did it ever come to this?
d975c8 No.121059
>>121057
will i actually get better at this or is that a meme
3bfb7c No.121060
>>121058
in another universe, dorset is a nice county
cee932 No.121061
>>121050
We have limitless potential lad
>>121055
>not taking multiple takes and editing it to sound perfect to impress the lads on /newbrit/
9b3913 No.121062
Wish I didnt habve to wake up tomorrow lads
e82752 No.121063
>>121061
I do all my voice acting in one take tbh
3bfb7c No.121064
>>121059
no you really will get better at it. do crosswords and wordsearches and shit too.
699a48 No.121065
File: 0ccdee7ef7e95ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.09 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, 3624ebbeba4a0f802edd793803….jpg)
3bfb7c No.121067
>>121062
your work needs you lad.
d975c8 No.121068
>>121064
ok if you say so lad
687284 No.121069
e82752 No.121070
d975c8 No.121071
>>121069
you lads know you want it
b59396 No.121072
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/159117/crime-global-nation-simon-rawlinson-naval
A 63 year old long time resident of the philippines from New Zealand was gunned down in a market in Biliran.
dc543a No.121073
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw i'm a slave to chinky love
3bfb7c No.121074
e82752 No.121075
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>ywn be part of a not-shit not-commie federation and explore strange new worlds, meet new people and kill them
699a48 No.121076
File: 5388b7c860862bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.31 KB, 593x559, 593:559, DE9R3sEXcAARQoj.jpg large.jpg)
i spend a lot of time thinking about this picture
3bfb7c No.121077
d975c8 No.121078
>>121074
lad anuvahood is a peice of art dont compare it to that trash again
3bfb7c No.121080
>>121078
>anuvahood
>art
select a single option
3b60b6 No.121081
Thought of some really cool lyrics earlier but now I cant remember them
687284 No.121082
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I never read about this, I just remembered when I got to go once and it was really fun, it was just like that old TV show
smh
http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/8264190.not_a_maze_ing_any_more/
d975c8 No.121083
>>121080
Lad, anuvahood is litterally the best film of the last 20 years, it's incredible lad
3bfb7c No.121084
Multiple gunshots fill the block, the fun stops
Niggaz is callin cops, people shot, nobody stops
I wonder when the world stopped caring last night
Two kids shot while the whole block staring
I will never understand this society, first they try
to murder me, then they lie to me, product of a dying breed
All my homies trying weed, now the little baby's
crazed raised off Hennesey, tell me will my enemies
flee when they see me, believe me
Even Thugs gotta learn to take it easy, listen
Through the intermissions search your heart for a plan
e82752 No.121085
>you will never live in the Federation of the In a Mirror, Darkly, where the good guys won
3bfb7c No.121086
I smoke on the mic like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier
The hell-raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Man
So uhh, tick tock and keep tickin'
While I get you flippin' off the shit that I'm kickin'
The Lone Ranger, code red: Danger
Deep in the dark with the art to rip the charts apart
The vandal too hot to handle
You battle, you're sayin' goodbye like Tevin Campbell
Roughneck, Inspectah Deck's on the set
The Rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal
cee932 No.121087
>nobody picked stardust
Smh
e82752 No.121088
night lads
finish the gillirilogy
3b60b6 No.121089
d975c8 No.121090
>>121088
night lad, have a good sleep
cee932 No.121091
3bfb7c No.121092
Uno pal cerro, ocho pal maton
Siete pa tu muerte porque el sur es el mas chingon
No dejo de cargar mi fusca
Donde quiera que yo voy, porque me quieren quebrar
Soy el vato mas conocido, nacido bandido
Sere, no te metas conmigo
Solo ven si quieres pleito
Los putos nunca vienen nomas hablan detras
De las espaldas, saco el cuete
Porque hablas chingaderas? eh, se te acabo todo ese
Un vato muere y si tu
Quieres pedo con lo mismo quedaras en el atauld
Di que te queda, la fusca te lleva
A la muerte mas rapido si eres leva
e82752 No.121093
>>121089
>>121090
>>121091
>tfw don't have to do anything until 3pm tomorrow
have a good one lads
3bfb7c No.121094
699a48 No.121095
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687284 No.121096
d975c8 No.121097
>>121093
>tfw worried freind will knock on me in the morning
smh it wasnt meant to be like this, night lad
3b60b6 No.121098
>tfw no model gf to take pictures of
687284 No.121099
bit drunk tbh what's the point
3bfb7c No.121100
>>121099
whats the point of what
cee932 No.121101
>>121099
>what's the point
everyone's so existential tonight jeeeez
3b60b6 No.121102
If I told people that living a primitivist lifestyle would be what made me happy, they would do everything in their power to prevent me from living that life.
3bfb7c No.121103
>none of this exists except in your head
687284 No.121104
>>121100
>>121101
haha yeah guess I'm being a bit overly meaningul or whatever
9b3913 No.121105
687284 No.121106
>Tfw sent my brother this http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/muslim-gang-rampaged-through-liverpool-13392480
wew fuck I made a mistake
I keep doing this when I drink I'll send him redpilled things but I really care about this stuff, it's our life, it's everything, but it's also really weird for normies to see smh
d975c8 No.121107
>>121103
>nothing is provable not even the fact that everything you perceive is just chemicals in your brain, because it is the chemicals themselves which have allowed you to perceive that and the chemicals are material
cee932 No.121108
>>121103
Tbh my greatest fear is that this reality is a computer simulation, or some other form of meaningless micro-reality.
I wouldn't mind if it was it was all in my head I *guess*
>>121102
Sometimes you have to leave deadweight behind
687284 No.121109
>>121104
meaningful* idk what the word is
d975c8 No.121110
9b3913 No.121111
3b60b6 No.121112
>>121107
anyone who seriously uses the argument of "its just chemicals" or "we're just a bunch of cells" should be killed
cee932 No.121113
>>121104
Not being meaningful enough. Read some philosophy or join a church tbh
3bfb7c No.121115
>>121111
sick quads my dude
d975c8 No.121116
>>121111
nice lad
>>121112
>should be killed
kek, you sound ridiculous when you take yourself so seriously
9b3913 No.121117
>>121114
>>121115
Still pissed and on omegle lads l o l
3bfb7c No.121118
>>121116
he isnt wrong though.
cee932 No.121119
>>121117
Sang to any cute girlies yet lad?
3bfb7c No.121120
>>121117
post screencaps itt
3b60b6 No.121121
d975c8 No.121122
>>121117
made any buds?
>>121118
im not disputing his argumant, tbh i dont care/know what im talking about but the way he said it you could just tell he was having a little paddy, which was to me quite funny
687284 No.121123
>>121110
he said "wow holy shit"
I think there's hope for him but I have to unlock it
>>121113
>church
faith is impossible to find. I appreciate christianity for its spiritual service to us and how it has helped us throughout the years but I can't do it sincerely
3bfb7c No.121124
>>121121
nice palindrome you horrible dorsetian troglodyte
d975c8 No.121125
>>121121
wait lad, let me do it for you
>>121123
> I think there's hope for him but I have to unlock it
sounds promising desu
9b3913 No.121127
>>121122
>>121119
A few I will post if they are worhty
3bfb7c No.121128
>>121123
>cant join a church
psst hey kid, want to help revive indoeuropean polytheism?
cee932 No.121129
>>121112
>>121118
What actually is wrong with that being the case? Idk why chemicals can't be "magical". Why is it that if we said that everything you do or perceive is the result of a measure changes and chemical reactions in your brain ect? I mean I slept through most of science but I don't see whty applying science removes the God(s) or magic from the whole process.
>>121123
Have you even tried to feel the presence of God? Go to a cathedral at christmas and listen to the choir while surrounded by people
>>121127
post emmmmmmmmm
3b60b6 No.121131
>>121129
Because most of the time people who use it are saying that we have no free will and act purely on instinct which is false :^)
d975c8 No.121132
>>121127
one time i got a lass to get her tits out on omegel tbh
cee932 No.121133
>>121131
Yeah it's true that most people who use the argument are scum. Those same people don't tend to have any sophistry to back it up though, they're just drones that listen to what they're told so you can't hate them too much.
>>121132
kworrrr did you give her your credit card deets?
3bfb7c No.121134
>>121129
>whats wrong with chemicals being the cause
its materialist lass, it negates there being a higher purpose. unless you are suggesting the chemicals are entirely due to a god or whatever.
9b3913 No.121135
BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
687284 No.121136
>>121128
you know I can't resist…
>>121129
arguably that sounds like the presence of are people rather than god but maybe I'm a faithless heretic
3bfb7c No.121137
>>121135
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE
3b60b6 No.121138
>>121135
THE JEWS KILLED BUDDY HOLLY
3bfb7c No.121139
>>121138
Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
9b3913 No.121140
>>121137
THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE
687284 No.121141
>>121138
the day the music died was the most jewish thing ever tbh ofc they want to get rid of the white lad in a suit…
9b3913 No.121142
9b3913 No.121143
3bfb7c No.121144
>>121136
welcome to B.O.N.D lad
cee932 No.121145
>>121134
That's how I'd go about it. The universe has physics and rules. Chemicals could just the vehicle of divine intent. Why can't chemicals just be place holder for "the will of God". That's what I think anyway, although I've yet to form an actual opinion on the matter.
>>121136
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But maybe that'd bring you enough awe that's you'd believe you felt the presence of a higher being. Not like I'm any different, of course. But I'm pretty happy with how things are going for me so I at least don't need a faith.
3b60b6 No.121146
d975c8 No.121147
>>121133
>kworrrr did you give her your credit card deets?
nah, i just gave the thumbs up and lifted my shirt up implying for her to do the same and she did
3bfb7c No.121148
>>121145
thats not a nihilist anti-agency view though, unless you cry muh fate at the same time.
3bfb7c No.121149
>>121140
IT ISNT TOO HARD TO SEE
WE'RE IN HEAVEN
9b3913 No.121150
LIFES MORE THAN I CAN BARE
cee932 No.121151
>>121147
what an absolutely top lass. I hope you scrambled for the print screen button.
>>121148
I's true it's true. I thought you guys were ragging on chemicals in general, not the just the anti-agency shills.
3bfb7c No.121152
699a48 No.121153
>the chemicals conversation
699a48 No.121154
How do you stop the Alacrity daemon?
687284 No.121155
>>121144
it was always destiny
what does bond stand for?
>>121145
that does sound like it would fill me with awe and spiritual feeling for sure but I don't think I can attribute it to something like God.
fair enough lad.
d975c8 No.121156
>>121151
> I hope you scrambled for the print screen button.
i was young and unaware the button even existed, tbf she skipped to the nesxt person after 5 seconds so i didnt have long either way
3bfb7c No.121157
>>121155
Brotherhood of Nationalist Druids
British Organisation of Native Druidry
Based Order of Nativist Druids
etcetera
3b60b6 No.121158
>enlarge image
>just makes it shit quality
great
9b3913 No.121159
IM EMPTY AND ACHING AND I DONT KNWO WHY
724e00 No.121161
Bouyz. ii have been on the beers and am feeling quiter merry.
9b3913 No.121162
perhaps theyll listen now
3bfb7c No.121163
>>121161
if you go to the kebab shop get me some chips plz
699a48 No.121164
>>121162
don't do anything stupid lad
687284 No.121165
>>121161
>>121161
been on the liquor and I'm swaying
724e00 No.121166
>>121163
Nah. I'm in me comfy chair.
3bfb7c No.121167
>>121162
dont be a tit lad
9b3913 No.121168
>>121164
THEY TOOK THEYRE LIFE AS LOVERS OFTEN DO
3bfb7c No.121169
>>121165
pour some liquor on the kerb for all the homies that didnt make it this far
3bfb7c No.121170
>>121168
IN A HAIL OF BULLETS
724e00 No.121171
I'M usuallyl a misery guts drunk, ut feel s pretty ggod today. You're all good lads, tbh. giz a kiss/
9b3913 No.121172
>>121170
IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRSTBAG
cee932 No.121174
Why's everyone drinking on a thursday? I must have missed something
9b3913 No.121175
But i could of told you Vincent
d975c8 No.121176
687284 No.121177
>>121169
I'll pour some down for the lads but they wont get much since it's on the kerb and all spilled …
724e00 No.121178
>>121173
Ld. comeon, brduudder. I open my haert to you. you gbood boy. we're all going ot make iy,okay.
687284 No.121179
3bfb7c No.121180
>>121172
said a hip hop
Hippie to the hippie
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out
>>121174
>on a thursday
every day ending in y tbh.
724e00 No.121181
It's actually quit e hard to type proper. I'm not evne pretenidng. I should drink more alchola it's please nt.
d975c8 No.121183
>guess a random number to a puzzle
>its right
im a genius tbh lads
3bfb7c No.121184
>>121181
probably shouldnt drink anymore then lad.
9b3913 No.121185
WE WILL CLL UPON KING HENRY
724e00 No.121186
>>121184
I'm on mw last bottle on hand.
9b3913 No.121187
>>121184
>>121184
>4
>>>121181
>probably shouldnt drink anymore then lad.
iTS not me lad
3bfb7c No.121188
>>121183
>tfw too smart for deduction
d975c8 No.121189
9b3913 No.121191
I DONT CARE IF MONDAYS BLUE
724e00 No.121192
SONS I am going to finc \ breedinh parynehy 6hisd had gone34 ofr yoyoo ol nngh ki must prtopahsnyr yhdracce i wull do my dtyukm
3bfb7c No.121193
i changed ips but fuck you im wearing my crown and nobody can stop me tbqh
d975c8 No.121194
>>121193
it still kinda counts lad
3bfb7c No.121195
>>121192
do you require medical assistance?
699a48 No.121196
File: 7a1d32498fcd1f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.86 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, C2HFWG6XAAAPDYv.jpg large.jpg)
724e00 No.121197
>>121190
thay's lovely. Good chubs, man. Chegs up
724e00 No.121198
>>121195
Ypu're a good boy. I hoep you do wel.
d975c8 No.121199
>>121192
lad go drink some water and eat bread
3bfb7c No.121200
>>121190
thats a much more reasonably sized boat my nigger.
3b60b6 No.121201
>>121200
I am a hobbit though
724e00 No.121202
>>121199
Nah. I'm, okay. No worriesm chucker.
3bfb7c No.121203
>>121201
>dorset is like middle earth
top kek
d975c8 No.121204
>>121202
maybe still get some water tbh
3bfb7c No.121205
Donde se que este es el que sigue, se enciende
Pachele, parate y dile de cual eres
Dejan a la clicka seria
Quebran perros ustedes locos en miseria
Seria mucho recivir
Cromos en el pecho y me voy a morir
Putos descancen en violencia
Eternidad so no va a parar, ja!
3b60b6 No.121206
>>121203
Nigger
>ywn raid bournemouth and kidnap a rich jewish girl who lives there and go back up the river to your hideout
3bfb7c No.121207
Your pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
we're about to go down
And you know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mamma
Come on baby tell me what's the word
Word up everybody says
When you hear the call you've got to get it underway
Word up it's the code word
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard
9b3913 No.121208
At the late night, double feature
3bfb7c No.121209
>>121206
>ywn be paid to hunt down the captor of a rich socialite by pursuing him through the swampy wastes of dorset
why even live
3bfb7c No.121211
>>121206
>>121209
>ywn get trenchfoot and foot and mouth disease while fulfilling a mercenary contract to remove the hobbit-like inhabitants of the dorset boglands
4a2cb8 No.121212
3bfb7c No.121213
>>121210
the lovestruck schoolgirl vibe is unbecoming tbh lad.
3bfb7c No.121214
d975c8 No.121215
>>121212
bonjour petite fromage
c05fc2 No.121216
>>121213
I know lad
I'm shitposting
but shhh don't tell anyone
Now 22st's gone no one can read these spoilers
724e00 No.121217
>>121204
>>121204
I'm, tops, lad no worrriw,a.s.
3b60b6 No.121218
>>121209
>>121211
>ywn rape her and make her your slave-wife while evading capture from the bounty hunters
>ywn wage a slow and costly war of attrition, killing them one by one
>ywn stick heads on pikes to deter them
>ywn occupy the hill forts and make them impenetrable, using them as a base to store captured rich townie slaves who are auctioned off to nomadic druids and bowdenite gangs
9b3913 No.121219
Lifes more than i can bare
699a48 No.121220
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>>121218
lad what the fuck
3bfb7c No.121221
d975c8 No.121222
>>121217
if you say so
>>121218
lad what the fuck
4a2cb8 No.121223
3bfb7c No.121224
>>121223
where did you go lad? daftying?
d975c8 No.121225
>>121223
y'all ready know what it is, where you bean lad?
9b3913 No.121227
>>121221
>>121221
donmt take the piss im gonna off myself
4a2cb8 No.121228
>>121224
>>121225
Nah just hanging with friends
3b60b6 No.121229
>>121220
>>121222
I want to make a story like that, but I'm not sure if its possible with the ideas I have for my current book
hmm
*tries to mix them together somehow*
d975c8 No.121230
>>121228
haha fucking nerd
>>121229
whats your current one about?
699a48 No.121231
File: a1f402a88b0f9ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.44 KB, 628x920, 157:230, DAxnjsHXYAEbRjg.jpg large.jpg)
>>121229
Don't try to do too much at once
3bfb7c No.121232
>>121227
DONT off yourself, call Samaritans
116 123
c05fc2 No.121233
Dorset is best poster tbh
Behead those who insult him
d975c8 No.121234
>>121227
are you the lad who said you were going to get drunk adn off yourself in the last thread that i replied to too late? lad dont do it tbh
9b3913 No.121236
>>121232
Its alrighti kill myself tomorrow
3bfb7c No.121237
>>121236
probably not a good idea to kill yourself at all tbh lad.
687284 No.121238
c05fc2 No.121239
>>121235
Just joking lad
ofc I am best poster he's second best
>>121236
livestream it if serious
724e00 No.121240
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687284 No.121241
>>121233
this image is a bit innacruate tbh
3b60b6 No.121242
>>121230
Ive only wrote a couple of chapters but they could would with any plot tbh
>>121231
ye tbh, I could combine a couple of the plots I have aaahhh, maybe write several books as a series tbh
>>121233
t. dorset
3bfb7c No.121243
>>121239
>absent bo is best poster
you lost the plot yonks ago didnt you lad
>>121240
010100011010101110111001
c05fc2 No.121244
>>121241
t. mr bean
>>121242
t. herts
cee932 No.121245
>>121239
>encouraging people to livestream their suicide to get media coverage for the board
Smh
9b3913 No.121246
>>121234
Fuck off ill kill myself whatvwer the odds
687284 No.121247
3bfb7c No.121248
>>121246
stoo being dramatic you big girls blouse.
d975c8 No.121249
>>121240
lad, i got the gist and it sounds tough tbh. there must be something we can do to help you and make you see that life is worth living.
>>121243
>010100011010101110111001
i got like the first 3/4's of it
>>121246
lad dont
687284 No.121250
9b3913 No.121251
699a48 No.121252
>>121241
Shouldn't rush into it tbh. Most people that are hesitant to kill themselves end up botching the suicide. I'd give it a bit longer and study the methodologies used on >>>/suicide/. Good luck if you decide on doing it and as others have said post the jewtube livestream link here before you do it.
3b60b6 No.121253
687284 No.121254
>>121240
is that you lamb?
d975c8 No.121255
>>121253
dont we all, what do you think you've figured out?
724e00 No.121256
>>121246
BOY I know not to try t o onvince tothe rwise, I know that if you feel you mar do t then tha ris uoeru perogttive, and no ne more. but have to sat. you good bvoy yiy top boy. we'e going t oifet herr in the end killing sekfl wwik l be bad news slpypyp hoj
so don'y do it lad. we#r withing you. we're you're boys. you're with us, son. btothers.
3bfb7c No.121257
>>121252
I HOPE YOU GET BOLLOCK CANCER YOU DISGUSTING SUICIDE ENABLER I WILL LITERALLY CAVE YOUR SKULL IN
3b60b6 No.121258
687284 No.121259
>>121252
thanks for the (you) but I don't want to kill myself at the moment
c05fc2 No.121260
>giving le sympathy points to random poster you never met
We're not reddit ffs
>>121243
When it comes to the board yeah I have kek
>>121253
good lad
724e00 No.121261
>>121254
I lay myself out like a christmas turk.
3bfb7c No.121262
>>121261
>a christmas turk
kek
cee932 No.121263
>>121240
Tbh lad humans are the nicest creatures in the world. It all depends on perspective I think, and tbh your bullying is as much your fault as it is anyone elses.
And anorexia is vile lad, leave that for women.
3bfb7c No.121264
687284 No.121265
>>121261
*hugs you* okayjx
699a48 No.121266
>>121257
Suicide is humanity's great filter tbh.
724e00 No.121267
d975c8 No.121268
>>121258
Ah lad you're going to make it work!!! Good luck, do you hope to publish it one day?
3b60b6 No.121269
why is it so hard to make a decision
ITS NOT EVEN A REAL WORLD
cee932 No.121270
>>121260
>herts is being all different types of edgy since germany
what did they do to you lad
3bfb7c No.121271
>>121266
id take great pleasure throwing acid into your face.
3b60b6 No.121272
>>121268
yeah, when I learn to write proper I will edit it accordingly and hope to sell it ££££ to disillusioned white males
699a48 No.121273
File: 3458557d405b31e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 33.15 KB, 576x938, 288:469, C5tYNj3WUAAZkiJ.jpg large.jpg)
why suicide yourself when chinky lasses exist
3bfb7c No.121274
>>121270
hes been killed and replaced by a BND agent
c05fc2 No.121275
>>121270
I associated with a daftie smh
tbh there's nothing edgy about sticking to imageboard tradition, sympathy points is a reddit import
c05fc2 No.121277
724e00 No.121278
Tbh. Tbh chums. I don't remmeber what's real an d waht s a joke nanywa more. mayb eiy's all a joke.
3bfb7c No.121279
>>121276
>chad
ive evolved lads
d975c8 No.121280
>>121272
i would write it out now and then fix everything and make it all nice in the second or third draft tbh
3b60b6 No.121281
>>121280
That is my plan, write it shit and then make it good
3bfb7c No.121282
>>121275
>sympathising
no lad its fulfilling our legal obligation to attempt to prevent and not promote suicide.
d975c8 No.121283
724e00 No.121284
3bfb7c No.121285
3b60b6 No.121286
cee932 No.121287
>>121274
It's time to return the favour…
*puts on sunglasses*
>>121275
>nothing edgy about acting like a bunch of edgy teenage-social outcasts from '06
tbh tbh tbh.
I like the duality though lad, keep going
3bfb7c No.121288
>>121286
publish it under a pseudonym lad, ill definitely buy 2 copies.
687284 No.121290
724e00 No.121291
d975c8 No.121292
>>121289
back left doesnt look asian at all tbh
c05fc2 No.121293
>>121282
>legal
wew
>>121287
Sometimes 'edginess' needs to be justified otherwise we'd all have to be normalfags
It's edginess for the sake of being edgy that I despise personally
>I like the duality though lad
I constantly argue with myself inside my head tbh
3bfb7c No.121294
c05fc2 No.121296
3b60b6 No.121297
>>121288
will do chum, dont know how long it will take, but if I just write 10 pages a day it could be done in a couple of months tbh (bit optimistic wew)
3bfb7c No.121298
>>121293
encouraging suicide is a reason for plod to come poking around with warrants tbh.
c05fc2 No.121299
>Gloucestershire shilling muh holodomor
3bfb7c No.121300
>>121296
*slaps you*
snap out of it lad
687284 No.121302
>>121294
here's a thread I made like a dog >>121301
cee932 No.121304
>>121293
>edgyness needed
Just pointing out that imageboard culture is implicitly edgy. Lad if you're feeling edgy then go right on ahead, I'd be the last person to throw stones anyway.
That being said I don't think there's anything wrong with being normalfags. It's not like being "not them" adds any value to our existence. Personally I want to be a normal fag in a red-pilled world.
>argue in head
Used to do that as well. It's a sign you spend too much time in your head. which can be a symptom of someone who's self-conscious ;^)****
cee932 No.121306
>>121304
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well at least I know that's not how it works now
44de36 No.121307
>>121296
>ERP with the lads is starting again
3bfb7c No.121308
>>121302
lad its like a dogs dinner
687284 No.121309
687284 No.121310