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Just what you need to make you feel better

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9ccc5b (3)  No.120590[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

>sick baby to die in hospice

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-baby-idUKKBN1AB0MZ?il=0

>A British judge gave the parents of Charlie Gard until noon on Thursday to agree arrangements for his death with the hospital caring for him, failing which he would be transferred to a hospice where his ventilation tube would be removed.

hope a richfag steps in and pays for a a ventilator in their house to let the poor mite die at home, tbh

>6 student accommodation blocks deemed fire risk after the grenfell grill

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-fire-unite-idUKKBN1AB1UL?il=0

>5 people including 2 children taken to hospital after car and van collide in sussex

http://www.wscountytimes.co.uk/news/update-five-rushed-to-hospital-after-van-and-car-crash-1-8074085

>shark off the sussex coast

https://www.spiritfm.net/news/sussex-news/2337210/watch-shark-spotted-metres-from-west-sussex-beach/

>bear grylls wants sussex contestant for The Island tv show

http://www.wscountytimes.co.uk/news/offbeat/the-island-with-bear-grylls-looking-for-sussex-contestants-1-8074474

>autism severity measured by brain scan

get in the scanner, goy

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170725125419.htm

>new parametric CAD software provides realtime iteration testing

here comes stupidly fast optimization tbh

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170724172557.htm

>'progress' made in brexit talks

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/brexit-minister-progress-made-talks-citizen-rights/

>Amber Rudd launches migration study

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40734504

>humans can correctly interpret emotion in animal calls

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170726102942.htm

>environment agency tenders £130m of small scale work

http://www.theconstructionindex.co.uk/news/view/environment-agency-tenders-140m-of-flood-prevention-work

cee932 (55)  No.120592

shropshire tbh


1bd3cc (1)  No.120593

All hail Gwynny, Mother of Betas!


9ccc5b (3)  No.120594>>120595

>>120589

>always been buggered

pretty much, eardrum is perforated, it healed with a hole in it.

>ramifications

only not knowing which nostril is actually bleeding during a nosebleed, and never being able to shut one side and just use the other.

>asbestos in the eye

id rather that than breathing it in tbf, and there isnt much asbestos about these days unless you renovate old schools or hospitals or something.


cee932 (55)  No.120595>>120596

>>120594

>ears

You ever consider getting a hearing aid? I'd be concerned I'd look like a hearing gimp if I had one mind

>shnoz

I guess that's not too bad. That being said, if it made it hard to snot rocket gunk that's be a deal breaker.


9ccc5b (3)  No.120596>>120597

>>120595

>get a hearing aid

nah, not yet anyway, its not that much of a problem, id definitely get one if i struggled to hear conversations and that.

>snot rocket

no problem with that tbh, gives it a bit of extra force if anything.


cee932 (55)  No.120597

>>120596

Oh sweet. Maybe I should look into getting a hole then, it'd be helpful when my nose gets turbo gunked. There's nothing better than a good snot rocket and I'm pretty sure it looks cool to onlookers as well. Nothing more masculine than blasting snot out of your nose after walking away from a good rugby tackle


e82752 (38)  No.120601>>120602 >>120604 >>120605

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morning lads

>>120480

>>120481

>>120490

>>120492


b15a71 (4)  No.120602

>>120601

Morning lad


81fac0 (1)  No.120603

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Imperium is love

Imperium is life

Join now and get a Chinky wife tbh


6df5f7 (2)  No.120604

>>120601

>manurejak

kek reminds me of when I lived round there. Used to see stories in the paper about a lad that kept jumping into slurry pits on farms and masturbating until he got caught. Didn't seem to matter how many times he'd been prosecuted, he'd keep on doing it.


3b60b6 (69)  No.120605

>>120601

good pepes lad


3b60b6 (69)  No.120606>>120607

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BIG

BRITISH

HILLFORTS


6df5f7 (2)  No.120607

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>>120606

Goodlad


3b60b6 (69)  No.120608>>120610

how do i not write low brow shit tier fiction


699a48 (72)  No.120609>>120610

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tbh lads


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120610>>120611 >>120612

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>>120608

Read up on what George RR Martin does then do the opposite.

>>120609

>skindentation

That's a nice fetish tbh lad.


699a48 (72)  No.120611

>>120610

It's not a fetish


3b60b6 (69)  No.120612>>120613

>>120610

THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT


699a48 (72)  No.120613

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>>120612

He was retelling his own experience of SHARTING IN THE MART


7303c8 (23)  No.120614

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>tfw massive soviet rain cape/shelter half arrives

wew it's big


3b60b6 (69)  No.120615

>20mb photos

wew lads


699a48 (72)  No.120616>>120619

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where more dead than usual

i miss 22st already


7303c8 (23)  No.120617>>120618

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Well atleast I'm ready for camping now


3b60b6 (69)  No.120618>>120620

>>120617

>not making everything yourself in the wild

wew laddo


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120619>>120621 >>120622

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>>120616

<hugs you>

Only a few more days lad.


7303c8 (23)  No.120620

>>120618

In time lad in time


699a48 (72)  No.120621>>120627

>>120619

><hugs you>

fuck off


3b60b6 (69)  No.120622>>120623

>>120619

Kill yourself you wastrel


c4299f (4)  No.120623>>120625 >>120627

>>120622

stop bullying


7303c8 (23)  No.120624>>120628 >>120629 >>120630

reeee i can't remember any of my sailing yachts.


3b60b6 (69)  No.120625>>120633

>>120623

You are the reason we are dying


699a48 (72)  No.120626

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8e2bd3 (20)  No.120627>>120633 >>120635

>>120621

Sorry lad. It's a good opportunity to get to know each other though.

>>120623

It's normal Dorset behavior. He swings back and forth between being overly friendly and overly hostile.


7303c8 (23)  No.120628>>120629

>>120624

knots wtf


699a48 (72)  No.120629>>120636

>>120628

>>120624

I thought you weren't that rich.


cee932 (55)  No.120630>>120636

>>120624

I never learned any knots to begin with. Are you a sailor lad?


234460 (1)  No.120631>>120632 >>120634 >>120636 >>120650

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Can someone give me a tl;dr on this place?


cee932 (55)  No.120632

>>120631

breakaway british shitposting board.


c4299f (4)  No.120633>>120637


699a48 (72)  No.120634

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>>120631

british internet racist shitposters with yellow fever and a few faggots sprinkled in


699a48 (72)  No.120635

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>>120627

>It's a good opportunity to get to know each other though.

????


7303c8 (23)  No.120636>>120638

>>120630

>>120629

I used to sail for fun and I'm qualified to serve as regular crew on almost any small vessel I think. Been a while since I've done it

>>120631

British vagabond conglomerate


3b60b6 (69)  No.120637>>120639

>>120633

do you want to be weak or strong?


cee932 (55)  No.120638>>120641

>>120636

Damn youre like a regular ship captain. You gotta teach my how to sail when we start making raids on the continent


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120639>>120640

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>>120637

I'm strong tbh.


3b60b6 (69)  No.120640>>120642 >>120643

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>>120639

You're a weak sissy cuckold bitch.

*punches you*


7303c8 (23)  No.120641>>120645

>>120638

Nah I'm just "competent crew" as it says on the certificate


34034f (8)  No.120642>>120644

>>120640

Says the mudblood who shouldn't even be in this country.


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120643>>120644 >>120648

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>>120640

You're wrong lad, I wield the power of 22st and all our friends combined. Together we can defeat any bully.


3b60b6 (69)  No.120644>>120646 >>120647

>>120642

>(1)

>>120643

strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine


cee932 (55)  No.120645

>>120641

In the valley of the blind, the man with one eye is king


34034f (8)  No.120646

>>120644

Get out of my country you cunt.


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120647

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>>120644

*strikes you down anyway*


c4299f (4)  No.120648>>120652

>>120643

whatever is more fun


3b60b6 (69)  No.120649>>120651

someone ban bumbum please


eda03a (1)  No.120650

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>>120631

Civic nationalism imageboard


34034f (8)  No.120651

>>120649

>being this paranoid

I know you have inferior genes and all but cmon lad.


c4299f (4)  No.120652

>>120648

wrong post haha


7303c8 (23)  No.120653>>120654 >>120655 >>120658

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cee932 (55)  No.120654>>120660

>>120653

the cheaper one


3b60b6 (69)  No.120655

>>120653

dry wood


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120656>>120657 >>120661

File (hide): a5ea6986f2ea774⋯.webm (5.54 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, autistic screeching in th….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>24 hours without 22st

>tfw posting in the empty expanse without the nourishment of his OC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


699a48 (72)  No.120657

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>>120656

pull yourself together


e82752 (38)  No.120658>>120659 >>120662 >>120663

alright lads

>goto NEA seminar

>even more liberal shits than usual

>they're so fucking salty that they keep bringing up trump, or brexit etc

>uhhh an example of a good marketing campaign would be brexit because FEEAAR

>yeah that's right making your customers FEEAARR is a good strategy, do it

>btw visit my shitty 30-hipster capacity home cinema business that puts on unrealistic cuckold films about gay africans who weren't stoned to death

>starts raining as I get back

>spent as much money to go to the next town over as it will take to get down to vanlad

>>120653

I have the hexamine stove and tablets and a mess kit, it's alright


699a48 (72)  No.120659>>120666

>>120658

What's NEA?


7303c8 (23)  No.120660>>120663

>>120654

They're about the same anyway tbh


687284 (53)  No.120661


7303c8 (23)  No.120662>>120666

>>120658

Think it's better than the Esbit one?


cee932 (55)  No.120663>>120664 >>120666

>>120658

sounds like an afternoon full of learning at least.

You doing well feller?

>>120660

If you were a real man you'd just bring flint and tinder *tbh*


7303c8 (23)  No.120664>>120665 >>120666

>>120663

what if I'm in an area with no proper kindling? A field stove can be used for more than just camping. And you can use any sort of kindling within a field stove, it's mainly just something to hold it to keep the damp grass, wind, and other elements away whilst keeping it close to a mess kit.


cee932 (55)  No.120665

>>120664

I'd just eat the canned food cold tbh. Or maybe. go out hunting on all 4s and eat a raw rabbit. Like a real MAN


e82752 (38)  No.120666>>120668

>>120659

New Enterprise Allowance

Local agencies take government money and then give you a stipend of considerably less money in exchange for your proving and setting up a small business.

>>120662

I've not tried the Esbit kit, hexamine is alright but does smell queer. It fits inside a mess kit for easier portage but the fish oil-y stank is a bit offputting, once the tablet pack has been opened.

>>120663

not too bad

got this work with vanlad and anprim coming up, then an overseas family reunion after, then I have to pack the house up, take theory tests, move, find another instructor and get the practical done before losing all my money, then buy vanlad's second van. As well as finding the perfect plot to start the enclave on and keeping the job centre off my back.

Busy tbh

>>120663

>>120664

flint and steel is good to have tbh

just don't get the surplus ones because it's retardedly overpriced imo, £4-5 for a length of string, a magnesium rod and a shitty scraper


699a48 (72)  No.120667

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join the imperium lads


cee932 (55)  No.120668

>>120666

>busy

Good good. It's nice to have a packed schedule I think. Personally I hate being idle, so it'd make me happy at least. God speed on the instruction thing lad. You might want to consider finding an abandoned piece of tarmac to build familiarity on imo


e82752 (38)  No.120669

File (hide): ac81d3eb5471c3c⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 480x481, 480:481, EXTREMELY angry frog.gif) (h) (u)

>open student loans letter

>paraphrased, "hey fuck you we've decided to disregard your previously sent status update and will charge you more interest until you send us another status update even though nothing has changed

>the job centre told them I was earning money or something retarded like that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


7303c8 (23)  No.120670>>120671 >>120673 >>120706

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699a48 (72)  No.120671

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d1f8fa (4)  No.120672>>120681 >>120682 >>120691

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no baby and BIG DOG

or little friendly dog

Lads, could saving up then going for an apprenticeship in a trade like plumbing in early 20s be a good idea?

Should've done it at college, ah well


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120673>>120674 >>120677

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>>120670

Interesting taste lad.


699a48 (72)  No.120674

File (hide): aad6aebaac0fbec⋯.jpg (76.48 KB, 484x461, 484:461, duck.jpg) (h) (u)


d1f8fa (4)  No.120675

lads that's fucking weird


d1f8fa (4)  No.120676

File (hide): 6f5b2731b8ab70e⋯.jpg (376.83 KB, 640x638, 320:319, baby lamb.jpg) (h) (u)


7303c8 (23)  No.120677


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120678>>120680

File (hide): 1edc696dcb8a07e⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 289.93 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1477859138294.png) (h) (u)

I've found less weird ones.


d1f8fa (4)  No.120679

File (hide): 7b650c023a2f691⋯.png (82.7 KB, 269x201, 269:201, birb.PNG) (h) (u)

>not just expecting slug porn


699a48 (72)  No.120680


cee932 (55)  No.120681>>120682

>>120672

probably lad. But do make sure that whatever job you go for, it's over saturated.


cee932 (55)  No.120682

>>120672

>>120681

NOT**

oversaturated


b418a2 (1)  No.120683

unironically love a bit of icp


7303c8 (23)  No.120684>>120685

>tfw finally sharpening my knives

it's relaxing tbh


e82752 (38)  No.120685

>>120684

hope you've binned them now lad tbqh or I shall have to call the police


3b60b6 (69)  No.120686

File (hide): b18287598bc95b7⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 734x605, 734:605, ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.jpg) (h) (u)

had a wank and it was bloody awful

tfw just want to go full luddite-primitivist-ascetic mode


687284 (53)  No.120687>>120688 >>120689 >>120690

SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THEM

https://i.imgur.com/pvh5ThU.jpg


7303c8 (23)  No.120688>>120690

>>120687

*Deus Ex theme starts playing*


699a48 (72)  No.120689>>120696

>>120687

>will milennials kill home ownership

I think the blame for that lies with boomers fucking the market up for everyone else.


e82752 (38)  No.120690

File (hide): f933493d0b83ba3⋯.mp4 (8 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Deus Ex the Redpill.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


a86817 (84)  No.120691

File (hide): 915be6f14bd3818⋯.jpg (130.79 KB, 623x865, 623:865, udcr1kp.jpg) (h) (u)


b15a71 (4)  No.120692>>120693 >>120694 >>120695

hullo


a86817 (84)  No.120693

>>120692

bonjour


7303c8 (23)  No.120694


e82752 (38)  No.120695

>>120692

mup de do da didda cof bin dub ho


a86817 (84)  No.120696>>120699 >>120700

>>120689

>muh boomers

wow.

>ruined the market

no, stagnating wages for under-25s killed the mortgage market, forcing more to rent, this (((affordable housing shortage))) is entirely manufactured tbh.


7303c8 (23)  No.120697>>120698

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>tfw no pink shirt that says "ouch" on it


699a48 (72)  No.120698>>120700

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>>120697

there aren't enough of those virgin vs chad memmies


b15a71 (4)  No.120699>>120705

>>120696

That and the fact the housing demand is being fed directly by mass immigration. I remember reading that most of the new houses being built are being bought by immigrants


37fd3e (1)  No.120700>>120701 >>120705

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>>120696

t. boomer

>>120698

that pillow looked like she had a really messed up leg


699a48 (72)  No.120701

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>>120700

>that pillow looked like she had a really messed up leg

lad….


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120702>>120704 >>120711

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>tfw Southern England


a86817 (84)  No.120703

>clog fighting

>Clog fighting, known in Lancashire as 'purring', was a combative means of settling disputes. Clog fighting and its associated betting by spectators was illegal.

>'It is all up and down fighting here. They fought quite naked, excepting their clogs. When one has the other down on the ground he first endeavors to choke him by squeezing his throat, then he kicks him on the head with his clogs. Sometimes they are very severely injured.[15]


a86817 (84)  No.120704>>120707

>>120702

thats a good thing though, we aint spongers daaan saaaath


a86817 (84)  No.120705>>120710

>>120700

wew

>>120699

if by immigrants you meam foreign criminals then yes. the so called refugees get the houses free on bennies.


eec739 (22)  No.120706>>120708


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120707>>120709

>>120704

We pay for the rest of the country's gommunism though.


a86817 (84)  No.120708

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a86817 (84)  No.120709

>>120707

thats true, smh.


b15a71 (4)  No.120710

>>120705

>the so called refugees get the houses free on bennies.

This is the worst part about it tbh, the invaders get free housing and funding whilst we, the people who actually follow the law and pay taxes, are forced to scrape out a living.

One of the worst parts about living today is the way the honest and hardworking are punished whilst the criminals and scroungers are rewarded. Shows how far we've fallen


687284 (53)  No.120711>>120713

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>>120702

>Celtic countries

give us your bennies


687284 (53)  No.120712>>120713

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8e2bd3 (20)  No.120713>>120714

>>120711

You'll have to earn them lass.

>>120712

Aaaaaahhh why can't the celts afford their own bennies like us. Will Southern England ever be free?


687284 (53)  No.120714>>120739

File (hide): 544367f4ecdcd81⋯.png (575.59 KB, 494x886, 247:443, hmph.png) (h) (u)

>>120713

the South is the centre of world Anglry and must pay out the most I'm afraid .. you've oppressed us for hundreds of years and we need reparations ahhhhhh give me the money


3b60b6 (69)  No.120715>>120716

why is it so slow now?


7303c8 (23)  No.120716

>>120715

22st is gone and no one else seems to want to post


3b60b6 (69)  No.120717>>120718

>can't live innawoods because urban development is everywhere and the police would just arrest you anyway because you're not being a good citizen and your mummy would probably phone the police the moment you even stepped out the door


a86817 (84)  No.120718>>120719 >>120720

>>120717

*cough* buy a van *cough*


e82752 (38)  No.120719>>120725

>>120718

lad reckon the hostel you gave me a link to first time around is the best one? not going to have a tent in time tbh


3b60b6 (69)  No.120720

File (hide): a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120718

nah tbh


eec739 (22)  No.120721>>120722

>found another nice job offer

well so far no one took me so if I'm sending multiple e-mails at once it's probably for the better anyway


7303c8 (23)  No.120722>>120728

>>120721

what job?


e82752 (38)  No.120723>>120724 >>120726 >>120727

*makes tofu curry on pasta*

don't know why tbh


3b60b6 (69)  No.120724>>120729

>>120723

why on earth are you eating such utter shit?


a86817 (84)  No.120725>>120731

>>120719

probably. still waiting for him to confirm, will phone him tomorrow and let you know.


687284 (53)  No.120726>>120731

>>120723

>tofu

nice lad


699a48 (72)  No.120727>>120731

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>>120723

what the fuck is tofu


eec739 (22)  No.120728>>120730 >>120731

>>120722

waiter in a hotel for the morning shift


e82752 (38)  No.120729

>>120724

it's what's in the house


7303c8 (23)  No.120730>>120735

>>120728

Have fun with that


e82752 (38)  No.120731>>120732 >>120735

>>120725

goodlad

>>120726

>>120727

vegetarian "meat" because real meat is too expensive

chinky feminising food iirc

>>120728

you'll probably get the job if you get to the interview stage

>tfw hotels all want female staff

>not one in town would hire me, even for cleaning shifts


699a48 (72)  No.120732>>120733 >>120734

>>120731

Why are you intentionally eating soy based food


3b60b6 (69)  No.120733>>120739 >>120744 >>120750

>>120732

he wants to get nice thighs like neo


e82752 (38)  No.120734

>>120732

because my hippy neetdad bought it then left it in the fridge and left to go buy a packet of cigarettes and hasn't come back for a week went to see his parents and leech off them


eec739 (22)  No.120735>>120736

>>120730

let's see if they take me first

i mean it would be working on weekend as well where no one wants to work and if I'm finishing at 12 i have the rest of the day for me. it's perfect.

>>120731

smh lad

ah fuck there's an interview too forgot about that

I'll spill spagetti for sure.


e82752 (38)  No.120736>>120737

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120735

be polite and professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet and you'll pull through


a86817 (84)  No.120737


3b60b6 (69)  No.120738>>120741 >>120743

File (hide): 1b96c7b8cf80ed9⋯.png (13.71 KB, 646x720, 323:360, ANGER.png) (h) (u)

WE MUST ESCAPE


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120739>>120756

File (hide): 8052a93f4a9d0c9⋯.jpg (372.23 KB, 532x750, 266:375, __alice_cartelet_and_oomiy….jpg) (h) (u)

Had hunter's chicken for dinner. It was nice.

>>120714

*gives you the anglo bennies*

Spend them wisely…

>>120733

Thanks lad I think that was a compliment.


687284 (53)  No.120740>>120742 >>120743

File (hide): 0907e87f0019600⋯.jpg (87.84 KB, 768x768, 1:1, drinking.jpg) (h) (u)

trying honey whisky tbh


a86817 (84)  No.120741>>120743

File (hide): c93af7b9ff79d14⋯.gif (32.84 KB, 266x200, 133:100, 200_s.gif) (h) (u)

>>120738

follow me


a86817 (84)  No.120742>>120756

>>120740

jd? its alright tbh, bit weak though. tastes spot on with ginger beer though.


e82752 (38)  No.120743>>120756

File (hide): 48493bfea114ff3⋯.png (217.74 KB, 600x439, 600:439, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120738

>>120741

always remember

you're here forever

>>120740

sounds tasty

like mead


699a48 (72)  No.120744>>120750

File (hide): 7b6caca01aa0fd8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.49 KB, 387x600, 129:200, 346340698093486.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120733

bit gay lad


34034f (8)  No.120745>>120747 >>120748

>tfw your board is a one-man cult of personality

>tfw the overweight saviour isn't here so it has to rely on Dorshit to keep the threads alive


eec739 (22)  No.120746>>120750

File (hide): fab6c699b0a38a7⋯.png (256.59 KB, 1109x769, 1109:769, 95087417-8042-4385-8d05-b4….png) (h) (u)

my immoral fasting breaking dinner is a glass of wine and stripes of salmon and lads i never felt better


3b60b6 (69)  No.120747

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a86817 (84)  No.120748

File (hide): f1589556f302cd0⋯.jpg (9 KB, 180x272, 45:68, Kk.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120745

i miss him lads


7303c8 (23)  No.120749>>120751 >>120753 >>120754 >>120755 >>120756

File (hide): bc6e397b2a3edc1⋯.jpg (44.4 KB, 532x355, 532:355, Baader Meinhof complex3.jpg) (h) (u)

i must away


e82752 (38)  No.120750

File (hide): b39bffb5a68fea3⋯.png (733.57 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120744

>>120733

>not already having thicc neanderthal lower body

>>120746

healthy tbh

>it's a made too much but already took it out the pot so I'll just eat it all episode


699a48 (72)  No.120751

>>120749

bye lad


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120752

File (hide): 8309615fa32436c⋯.png (156.59 KB, 480x300, 8:5, saxon stef.png) (h) (u)

STOP TAKING OUR BENNIES


e82752 (38)  No.120753>>120758

>>120749

have fun innawoods


eec739 (22)  No.120754>>120758

>>120749

see you


a86817 (84)  No.120755>>120758

>>120749

bye lass


687284 (53)  No.120756>>120762

File (hide): 5ad48b0015459d0⋯.png (190.87 KB, 355x367, 355:367, a bit derp.png) (h) (u)

>>120739

I had that at a food place a while ago it was alright but I find it weird how it's like a whole chunk of chicken

w-wew thanks I didn't think I'd get them that easily haha hmm I won't spend it frivolously you can count on me.. *crosses fingers*

>>120742

it's Jim Bean so probably even lower quality than JD lol, that sounds like a nice combo tho

>>120743

yeah, I wish I could have real mead though

>>120749

see you lad


eec739 (22)  No.120757>>120759

well now i feel awful why did i do it


7303c8 (23)  No.120758>>120761

>>120754

>>120753

>>120755

I'll be back tomorrow, and then i'll be busy all weekend most likely.


a86817 (84)  No.120759>>120764

>>120757

do wat


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120760>>120763 >>120780

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nige any minute.


eec739 (22)  No.120761>>120775

>>120758

what is it

i think i know


e82752 (38)  No.120762>>120772

>>120756

there are LOCAL lads brewing mead

it's pricey though, £12 for the one bottle I ever had

and I drank it all in one night and went to the push of pike with my first and worst hangover ever


687284 (53)  No.120763

>>120760

>it's going to be the babby

nothx


eec739 (22)  No.120764>>120765 >>120766 >>120769 >>120772

>>120759

eat

it's worse than masturbating, i can't hold myself every time and i feel bad every time


699a48 (72)  No.120765>>120767 >>120770

>>120764

>eating is worse than masturbation

No


a86817 (84)  No.120766>>120769

>>120764

you should really think about whether you have a healthy attitude towards food.

t. only eats marmite


eec739 (22)  No.120767>>120768


699a48 (72)  No.120768>>120770


e82752 (38)  No.120769>>120771 >>120773

>>120764

eating in moderation is moral though

you can't save the hwhite race lying on the couch barely able to think through lack of calories

>>120766

*secretly switches the contents of a single marmite jar to bovril*


eec739 (22)  No.120770

>>120765

or rather i don't have the trouble with not masturbating but i have issue whith not eating when i tell myself not to (sometimes) so for me it is worse

>>120768

listen to me lad


eec739 (22)  No.120771>>120776 >>120777 >>120794

>>120769

my mind surpasses my body though so i'll be doing great things without having to maintain muh blood suger


687284 (53)  No.120772>>120774 >>120777

>>120762

topkek sounds fun. does it actually taste of honey

>>120764

slices of salmon doesn't sound so bad


a86817 (84)  No.120773>>120777

>>120769

*crashes through your front door in the battle wagon*

SACRILEGE


eec739 (22)  No.120774

File (hide): 418d3aa0b389512⋯.png (19.66 KB, 212x107, 212:107, remorse.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120772

IT'S ABOUT PRINCIPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


7303c8 (23)  No.120775

>>120761

you really don't :^)


a86817 (84)  No.120776>>120781

>>120771

doubt.png


e82752 (38)  No.120777>>120778 >>120781

File (hide): 7738d347b89cb72⋯.png (93.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, devilish.png) (h) (u)

>>120771

>when you're too weak to struggle as the New Germans invade your home

not eating is a poor life choice tbqh

>>120772

it's literally fermented honey, drink of the gods are ancestors

>>120773

*escapes and you think everything is back to normal but you open a fresh jar of marmite for a victory cracker and it's vegemite *


e82752 (38)  No.120778

File (hide): 4d94d60b590042a⋯.png (455.88 KB, 796x524, 199:131, powell.png) (h) (u)

>>120777

ps

check em


3b60b6 (69)  No.120779

*denies myself food for 3 days because i wanked*


34034f (8)  No.120780

>>120760

>we can control our borders

>we have zero problems with immigration

Wew


eec739 (22)  No.120781>>120783 >>120785 >>120786

File (hide): c4708892309038d⋯.png (76.33 KB, 280x205, 56:41, smug.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120776

i surpass the need for any earthly pleasures

unless i get want to do them for fun

i am weak but that will change

>>120777

>what is psychokinesis


eec739 (22)  No.120782

>i voted for brexit but i changed my mind

lel


a86817 (84)  No.120783

>>120781

>t. Siddhārtha Gautama


eec739 (22)  No.120784

shit i think i drank this wine a bit too fast

after nige i'll go to bed


699a48 (72)  No.120785

>>120781

You are beginning to seem more mentally ill than me


a86817 (84)  No.120786

>>120781

>psychokinesis

wew are you a scientologist now?


699a48 (72)  No.120787

I hate the nigel farage show because of the mongs who phone him up


687284 (53)  No.120788>>120789 >>120790 >>120794 >>120797

File (hide): 5eac4c8a7e3342c⋯.webm (1.83 MB, 640x344, 80:43, britain marches on.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>Nige hopes we become more interdependent with the rest of the world

literally why? we should be able to stand on our own if anything bad happens to the rest


34034f (8)  No.120789

>>120788

>why is a boomer neo-liberal acting like a boomer neo-liberal


a86817 (84)  No.120790

>>120788

splendid

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a86817 (84)  No.120791

w

e

w


3b60b6 (69)  No.120792>>120793

*goes into self-imposed exile*


a86817 (84)  No.120793

>>120792

a vision-quest?


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120794>>120796 >>120800

File (hide): a4e543f79d9c970⋯.jpg (278.82 KB, 651x800, 651:800, __berserker_of_black_fate_….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120771

Maybe we should come to Munich and feed you ourselves, smh. We have to keep you alive.

>>120788

Nige seems to think he can win over remainers by talking exclusively about economics and loadsofmoney.


699a48 (72)  No.120795

>MUH ECONOMICS

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh i dont care


687284 (53)  No.120796>>120799 >>120800

>>120794

smh if it isn't his genuine views then it feels like he's debasing himself with this stuff


cee932 (55)  No.120797>>120811

>>120788

Because it'll be good for the economy tbh. A lot of Brexiteers just wanted global trade, it's not all impoverished racists tbh.


699a48 (72)  No.120798

File (hide): 600592ddd9852ea⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 97.59 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, 1413335466110.jpg) (h) (u)


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120799

>>120796

He's a one-man PR show for Brexit and he's painfully aware of what happened to Katie Hopkins on LBC. It's depressing to see him like this.


cee932 (55)  No.120800>>120803 >>120811

File (hide): f149b99e768b0e6⋯.jpg (300.94 KB, 1411x1144, 1411:1144, thinking druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120796

>>120794

>An ex commodities trader liking economics

crazy stuff


eec739 (22)  No.120801>>120802

i didn't listen what's that with the tower


699a48 (72)  No.120802>>120803

File (hide): c5df6984bfac9d2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 380.17 KB, 1189x1668, 1189:1668, 676876786786.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120801

corporate manslaughter is being considered for the towering inferno


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120803>>120805 >>120809

>>120800

From a guy who often quotes Enoch Powell yeah it is pretty crazy. He wasn't quite like this when he was leading UKIP.

>>120802

Nice BDSM picture lad.


eec739 (22)  No.120804>>120806

wew


699a48 (72)  No.120805

File (hide): 4d236e5c084a6b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 30.53 KB, 413x275, 413:275, 1484416552694.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120803

>Nice BDSM picture lad.

Since you lads seem to like it so much, I thought it might help some of you join the imperium


e82752 (38)  No.120806>>120807 >>120809 >>120811

File (hide): e6de0ff4dee36fb⋯.webm (7.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wew.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

face it lads

take the nigepill

he was only ever a civic nationalist and an advocate for big businesses

;-;

>>120804


eec739 (22)  No.120807>>120808

>>120806

does anyone actually know sauce of song


699a48 (72)  No.120808>>120810

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

cee932 (55)  No.120809>>120813

>>120803

Before he was campaigning, now he just shoots the shit. He didn't talk economics because he knew they didn't work. People didn't vote leave because they saw through the economic propaganda, the did it despite it. Now he can talk about what interests him tbh

>>120806

People have to turn their leaders into idolised neo-nazis. Why can't we just accept them as they are and move on? smh.

tbh I think it's because they don't wanna fix the problem themselves


eec739 (22)  No.120810

>>120808

thensk


687284 (53)  No.120811

>>120797

so this is the power of working for the media

if only we had a British version of infowars that was a bit less tacky where he could say whatever he liked

>>120800

b-but he's literally a secret hitler who used to sing nazi youth songs in private school…

>>120806

don't say that laddddddd


cee932 (55)  No.120812

File (hide): 843fe5cbf40c0fd⋯.jpg (7.27 KB, 211x238, 211:238, 1467672915248.jpg) (h) (u)

>thensk


687284 (53)  No.120813>>120819

File (hide): 4445f7328581b2e⋯.png (788.72 KB, 677x859, 677:859, sweats.png) (h) (u)

>>120809

>People have to turn their leaders into idolised neo-nazis.

h-haha

I really do think he's further right than he lets on though


dc543a (7)  No.120814>>120815 >>120816

File (hide): 6e31b133572a099⋯.gif (570.8 KB, 480x264, 20:11, 968657o6985746.gif) (h) (u)

>tfw no japanese lass to wrap a leather belt around my neck and call me a kitanai gaikoku hito while riding my dick


a86817 (84)  No.120815>>120817

>>120814

>female domination

youre secretly gay lad


699a48 (72)  No.120816>>120820 >>120822

File (hide): 5ea97e16df32616⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 415.4 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, C9nxqJNVoAAmhvD.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>I think I know who this Louie is

wew

>>120814

good lad?


dc543a (7)  No.120817>>120823

>>120815

ok dr sussex


e82752 (38)  No.120818>>120821 >>120824 >>120826

File (hide): 2b2cc7603f6d7f3⋯.png (15.72 KB, 806x471, 806:471, autistic hitler.png) (h) (u)

OC made by an autistic video game neet loan sponger


cee932 (55)  No.120819

>>120813

I also think that. But I don't think he's as far right as people like us would like. Nige's probably a regular mike cerno or moly ideologically tbh. And I REFUSE to believe he isn't interested in maximising the country's economic welfare.


699a48 (72)  No.120820

File (hide): 4e648c9b40003c8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 111.61 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, C-QVTiPXYAAgyyO.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120816

On second thought, no


e82752 (38)  No.120821>>120826

>>120818

I have been informed the titled is

"Swastika Hitler Throwing Jews in the Oven"

it's selling for 30 regular common pepes


dc543a (7)  No.120822

File (hide): 70e8f23b27087d6⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 946.48 KB, 200x267, 200:267, 657645364374653.gif) (h) (u)

>>120816

>good lad?

yes i'm a very good lad


a86817 (84)  No.120823>>120825

>>120817

>dr sussex

thats mister dr sussex to you, lass.


cee932 (55)  No.120824>>120829

>>120818

Loan sponging is a traditional is a traditional British pass time tbh. Definitely a family tradition for me. Wear your banner with pride lad


dc543a (7)  No.120825>>120835

>>120823

sorry mister dr sussex


a86817 (84)  No.120826>>120829

>>120821

>>120818

it looks like stretch-arm hitler is drawing a chart on a whiteboard with novelty pens that he's tossing about all over the place.


d975c8 (54)  No.120827>>120828 >>120835 >>120839

What is up lads and lasses


eec739 (22)  No.120828>>120831 >>120833 >>120834 >>120836 >>120837 >>120839 >>120840 >>120872

File (hide): 9bdf73c20db08f4⋯.png (45.35 KB, 117x230, 117:230, nom.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120827

lad

i'm drunk and i go to bed


e82752 (38)  No.120829>>120835 >>120846

>>120824

it's not me what done it though it really is my autistic video game playing loan sponging neet transhumanist friend who wants to be a pizza

>>120826

I forwarded this constructive criticism

the only response was autistic screeching


dc543a (7)  No.120830>>120837 >>120838

File (hide): 1e1d7e55265bf7e⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.17 MB, 960x540, 16:9, <Web限定版>「申込んでスグよの歌」篇.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

time for an ad break tbh


d975c8 (54)  No.120831

>>120828

night lass


eec739 (22)  No.120832

>7th august

why?


e82752 (38)  No.120833

File (hide): c03f09a55666bd7⋯.png (269.42 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnight.png) (h) (u)

>>120828

have a nice bed


699a48 (72)  No.120834

File (hide): aeee16eba679fb4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 113.77 KB, 750x937, 750:937, 3b25f18a3dee4ec19172b2a28a….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120828

night lad


a86817 (84)  No.120835>>120841

>>120827

alright chap.

>>120829

>autistic screeching

perfect.

>>120825

*nods approvingly*


a86817 (84)  No.120836

>>120828

hope you dont get bedspins, night lad


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120837

>>120828

Night night.

>>120830

Japs shouldn't do partings like that, the contrast with their hair reveals too much skin on top tbh.


699a48 (72)  No.120838


cee932 (55)  No.120839>>120842

>>120828

Make sure to sleep in recovery position lad

>>120827

Blasting music in my ears surrounded by plates I need to take downstairs. Wbu fam


687284 (53)  No.120840

>>120828

goodnight


d975c8 (54)  No.120841>>120843

>>120835

where you parked up now lad?


d975c8 (54)  No.120842>>120846

>>120839

ah, im playing professor layton surrounded by plates i need to take downstairs


a86817 (84)  No.120843>>120850

>>120841

still in the ghetto lad, been catching up with some old friends. how you doing at the minute?


699a48 (72)  No.120844>>120845

File (hide): 13d9f65c11da024⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 112.26 KB, 964x1400, 241:350, 13d9f65c11da024f694b89fde6….jpg) (h) (u)

now taking bets on whether daftie will starve herself to death or drink herself to death first


a86817 (84)  No.120845>>120847

>>120844

what price do you have for death by liver disease by 30?


cee932 (55)  No.120846>>120850

>>120829

Well it's good to hear that you have friends, son.

Having an autistic friend sounds a lot like owning a furby tbh.

>>120842

>Another traveler living in squalor

TOP

I like puzzle games tbh. I ought to dl a rom of that at somepoint


699a48 (72)  No.120847>>120848

>>120845

I'll give you £200 on that for a tenner, but in 12 years time £200 will probably be worth as much as a tenner is now.


a86817 (84)  No.120848

>>120847

Ill take that at £15k lad.


cee932 (55)  No.120849>>120859

TELL EM CARLY RAE


d975c8 (54)  No.120850>>120852 >>120853

>>120843

at the minute? pretty good, you?

>>120846

>I ought to dl a rom of that at somepoint

you should its pretty good


687284 (53)  No.120851>>120854 >>120855 >>120857

File (hide): 40d40423e4d7f1e⋯.png (462.52 KB, 497x617, 497:617, sleepy.png) (h) (u)

I wanna listen to system of a down out of a tinny old pre-smartphone mobile phone at the park with my friends lads


a86817 (84)  No.120852>>120856

>>120850

not today specifically, but the last few days i have been and this weekend i will be. yeah pretty good too tbh, slept like shit this morning, didnt have any sleeping tablets, smh.


cee932 (55)  No.120853>>120856

File (hide): 7f3ac2aa5a76612⋯.jpg (60.99 KB, 500x445, 100:89, 0time.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120850

ladddddd have you ever heard of zero time dilemma? It's a tip top puzzle game


d975c8 (54)  No.120854>>120860

>>120851

that isnt out of the realm of possibilities


a86817 (84)  No.120855>>120860

>>120851

iktf lad, mcr through a nokia n95 or a sony walkman phone, enter shikari through first-gen bluetooth speakers that sucked - ahhhhhhh lad i didnt want these feels


d975c8 (54)  No.120856>>120861

>>120852

>but the last few days i have been and this weekend

smh lad i hope you ant doing anything immoral:^)

>>120853

nah lad, whats it about?


cee932 (55)  No.120857>>120858 >>120860

>>120851

I wanna smoke a ciggy in the gazebo at the park with the naughty kids lads


a86817 (84)  No.120858>>120861

>>120857

i want to throw tree branches at passing fuzz cars from above boarded up shops reeeeeeee


699a48 (72)  No.120859>>120861

File (hide): 594d1b97bb31610⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 80.94 KB, 940x1280, 47:64, 594d1b97bb31610f2b8ceb79ce….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120849

??????


687284 (53)  No.120860>>120862 >>120869

File (hide): 45eb101e96d6e7f⋯.png (376.57 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120854

I guess I could recreate most of it haha

>>120855

oh lad mobile perfection

>>120857

smoking is bad for you…


cee932 (55)  No.120861>>120863 >>120864 >>120866

>>120856

quirky jap game about group of people who have to escape from a locked facility. quantum physics n shiiiet with an m night shamlam. apparently it's the 3rd in a series but it's the only I played. it's goooood

>>120858

I wanna draw graffiti S's and my name in that same gazebo still ahhhhhhhh

>>120859

listening to carly rea tbh


699a48 (72)  No.120862>>120865

>>120860

>smoking is bad for you…

Only if you inhale.

It also boosts yer test


d975c8 (54)  No.120863>>120869

>>120861

>apparently it's the 3rd in a series but it's the only I played. it's goooood

i'll look into it, did you not get anything because its the third one?


a86817 (84)  No.120864>>120866 >>120869

File (hide): 8b9588d4027a9fb⋯.png (6.38 KB, 200x285, 40:57, 9WwyEqA.png) (h) (u)

>>120861

>graffitti s

kek


a86817 (84)  No.120865

>>120862

no its still bad for you, you inhale the second hand smoke too, unless youre outside in the wind.

>boosts your test

only unfiltered rollies do that lad.


d975c8 (54)  No.120866>>120869

>>120864

>>120861

>graffiti S's

I remember these too!


9b3913 (69)  No.120867>>120870

WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MANS CLOTHES


5c773a (3)  No.120868>>120870 >>120871 >>120877 >>120884

>tfw raw dogged a 9/10 thot I picked up last night

>tfw dick is getting itchier throughout the day


cee932 (55)  No.120869>>120878 >>120880

>>120860

>he doesn't smoke

smh how do people even meet eachother without lighter-based social dynamics

>>120863

Idk maybe so obscure references. The plot made sense without nothing the others. It's a prequel apparently so I suppose it's like watching the starwars prequels first.

>>120864

>>120866

Drew a swastika made out of them in the back of one of my school books. Classic stuff

/ \

l l l

l\ \l

l l l

\ /


687284 (53)  No.120870>>120873 >>120883

>>120867

>>120868

who are you people


cee932 (55)  No.120871

>>120868

It's probably fine tbh. All the itchy ones can be dealt with using topical creams tbh


9b3913 (69)  No.120872

>>120828

im drunk too lass come round


9b3913 (69)  No.120873

>>120870

I've been lurking all day but im abit tipsy so i thought id post lad


9b3913 (69)  No.120874>>120875

IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ


a86817 (84)  No.120875>>120876

>>120874

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH


9b3913 (69)  No.120876

>>120875

MY EYES BEHOLD A EERIE SIGHT


a86817 (84)  No.120877

>>120868

>raw dogged

yanks out


cee932 (55)  No.120878>>120879

>>120869

Man I always look at most posts after I do them and wonder what I was thinking. I swear this little box fucks me so bad, I write perfect essays for college but I'm a slobbering retard on imageboards


a86817 (84)  No.120879>>120890

>>120878

>slobbering retard

you are among your people here lad.


d975c8 (54)  No.120880>>120890

>>120869

>Drew a swastika made out of them in the back of one of my school books

kek, edgy as fuck lad


9b3913 (69)  No.120881>>120882

Sambuca is nice with water lads


a86817 (84)  No.120882>>120885

>>120881

no its not, only whisky should be served with water.


5c773a (3)  No.120883>>120889 >>120890 >>120894

>>120870

I’m the lad that creampied your mother last night.

Who are you?


699a48 (72)  No.120884

File (hide): 8315f8e138efae2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 121.91 KB, 800x896, 25:28, 8315f8e138efae2715da16a724….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120868

What you need to watch out for is if you get the flu


9b3913 (69)  No.120885>>120887

>>120882

Mate samuca is traditionally served with water also


9b3913 (69)  No.120886

Listening to the grease soundtrack again lads


a86817 (84)  No.120887>>120892

>>120885

>traditionally

are you a swarthy continental?


a86817 (84)  No.120888>>120891

druids


d975c8 (54)  No.120889

>>120883

i doubt the validity of your statement


cee932 (55)  No.120890

>>120879

Lad… :')

>>120880

was a right edgelord back in school tbh. Gaw bless

>>120883

The mother you thought you creampied


e82752 (38)  No.120891

File (hide): be2b99459585298⋯.png (54.85 KB, 298x325, 298:325, shitpostkingsmall.png) (h) (u)


9b3913 (69)  No.120892>>120895

>>120887

Saxons can read wikipedia mate


9b3913 (69)  No.120893>>120898

Storms here lads


687284 (53)  No.120894

>>120883

please don't insult mummy


a86817 (84)  No.120895>>120896

>>120892

>not drinking traditional saxon beverages

europhiles out.


9b3913 (69)  No.120896>>120907

>>120895

I just can't help it lad I love aniseed and i love getting ratarsed


5c773a (3)  No.120897>>120900 >>120901 >>120904

File (hide): c14c7f91f1c4a7e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 635.18 KB, 1024x1407, 1024:1407, IMG_7439.JPG) (h) (u)

Would you lads?


a86817 (84)  No.120898

>>120893

where? i need the latitude and longditude to be able to sympathise tbh lad.


9b3913 (69)  No.120899>>120902

Lightening lads


699a48 (72)  No.120900


cee932 (55)  No.120901

>>120897

yeah tbh


a86817 (84)  No.120902

>>120899

>lightening

losing weight?


3b60b6 (69)  No.120903>>120905 >>120906

tell me what to paint that isnt an oak tree or mordred feasting his plants


d975c8 (54)  No.120904

>>120897

yesshe makes my willy stong and stable tbh


cee932 (55)  No.120905

>>120903

big boobies


a86817 (84)  No.120906>>120909

>>120903

paint me lad


a86817 (84)  No.120907>>120912

>>120896

>love aniseed

ahhh its disgusting, reeeeeeeeeee get out


9b3913 (69)  No.120908>>120911 >>120929

>>12090

Stop being a bully mate


3b60b6 (69)  No.120909>>120912 >>120913

>>120906

druidic van nomads?


9b3913 (69)  No.120910

This storm is comfy


a86817 (84)  No.120911>>120914

>>120908

kek archival reply posting is best postingm


e82752 (38)  No.120912>>120916

>>120907

tbh I remember eating some sort of aniseed ball sweetie as a sprog at some hippy fest and really liking the test but have never eaten it since

>>120909

with giant wicker men full of wogs


a86817 (84)  No.120913>>120920

>>120909

yeah if you like


9b3913 (69)  No.120914>>120919

>>120911

Watch it mate ive been known to stop a bully or two >:(


699a48 (72)  No.120915>>120918 >>120919

Doesn't Aniseed/licorice nuke your test levels


a86817 (84)  No.120916>>120917 >>120926

>>120912

>liking aniseed

ahhhhhh begone heathen


e82752 (38)  No.120917

>>120916

haven't tasted it in at least 18 years tbh


9b3913 (69)  No.120918

>>120915

Please dont ruin this for me aswell fucking imageboards


a86817 (84)  No.120919>>120921

>>120915

dunno but it tastes like melted plastic tbqh.

>>120914

oh shit *cowers*


3b60b6 (69)  No.120920>>120923

File (hide): 3a4046ee217993b⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 469x438, 469:438, hnng.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120913

alright well I hope to go offline for a few weeks again, but this time I will not come back until I have succeeded

*becomes insane from all the painting in my loft*


a86817 (84)  No.120921

>>120919

what happened to my flag reeee


34034f (8)  No.120922>>120924 >>120925

File (hide): 7adce062bf27ec2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 104.68 KB, 830x871, 830:871, IMG_7178.JPG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 286be7e57ac9e0d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 170.95 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, IMG_7349.JPG) (h) (u)

Who /basedisrael/ here?


a86817 (84)  No.120923

>>120920

do a van gogh and cut your ear off and post it to me


699a48 (72)  No.120924

File (hide): 88c92ca22c4825a⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YVAN EHT NIOJ.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


a86817 (84)  No.120925

>>120922

tbh lad, we need them as a bulwark in the middle east now more than ever.


9b3913 (69)  No.120926>>120928

>>120916

You are finished, Kid.


a86817 (84)  No.120927>>120931

>church bells ringing

why?


a86817 (84)  No.120928

File (hide): 12a6e0a6d5798e7⋯.jpg (103.7 KB, 1536x1228, 384:307, o-CRACKING-KNUCKLES-facebo….jpg) (h) (u)


687284 (53)  No.120929>>120932

File (hide): 43198df5ab6d6d9⋯.jpg (60.2 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 1415498448573.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 22ce380fa6f1c50⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1008x720, 7:5, 1500628309942.png) (h) (u)

>>120908

>it's a blast to the past episode

aaaaahhhhHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


9b3913 (69)  No.120930>>120932 >>120948

I DONT CARE IF MONDAYS BLUE


e82752 (38)  No.120931

>>120927

a civic marriage


a86817 (84)  No.120932

>>120929

ahhhhh the better days are sure to return lad

>>120930

HOW DOES IT FEEL

TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO


9b3913 (69)  No.120933>>120934 >>120935 >>120936 >>120937

File (hide): e3b4b7894b8c46c⋯.jpg (47.3 KB, 450x742, 225:371, 1479072116456.jpg) (h) (u)

Should I get wankered or not lads, proper storm outside and still have a lot of sambuca left however I do have to go to my normie job tomorrow - Please Vote


3b60b6 (69)  No.120934>>120938 >>120940

>>120933

you should use that alcohol to kill pakis


d975c8 (54)  No.120935>>120940

>>120933

get wankered lad


a86817 (84)  No.120936>>120940 >>120942

File (hide): 33e341f86197fcd⋯.png (300.49 KB, 580x638, 10:11, 20170625_205940.png) (h) (u)

>>120933

you should get fucking pyjama-ed lad, just go and buy some redbulls now for tomorrow.


699a48 (72)  No.120937>>120939 >>120940

File (hide): 696163bae9ba1e2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.01 KB, 425x638, 425:638, 1484414739694.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120933

>have to work tomorrow

best not


a86817 (84)  No.120938>>120941

>>120934

how does this work


a86817 (84)  No.120939>>120944


9b3913 (69)  No.120940

File (hide): 57b224519803909⋯.jpg (72.01 KB, 648x520, 81:65, 1496096486596.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120937

>>120936

>>120935

>>120934

I really appreciate all of your input lads, I think getting wasted has the bigger vote share


3b60b6 (69)  No.120941>>120943

>>120938

turn it into some sort of gas


9b3913 (69)  No.120942

>>120936

I wanted to go out in the rain so I think I'll do that good advice


a86817 (84)  No.120943

>>120941

>gas phase ethanol

and burn them with it?


699a48 (72)  No.120944>>120945

File (hide): d962132a8068d15⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.56 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, img_1307.jpg) (h) (u)


a86817 (84)  No.120945>>120946


699a48 (72)  No.120946>>120949


9b3913 (69)  No.120947>>120953

PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON


8e2bd3 (20)  No.120948>>120950 >>120951 >>120957

>>120930

TUESDAY'S GRAY AND WEDNESDAY TOO


a86817 (84)  No.120949

File (hide): 7f7a577fddfd764⋯.jpg (77.37 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 20170719_200747.jpg) (h) (u)


3b60b6 (69)  No.120950


9b3913 (69)  No.120951

>>120948

TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, STAY IN BED


3b60b6 (69)  No.120952>>120955

i am depleted of energy


a86817 (84)  No.120953>>120954

>>120947

GOING UNDERGROUND


9b3913 (69)  No.120954>>120958

>>120953

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ


a86817 (84)  No.120955>>120959

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120952

here try this cold medicine


9b3913 (69)  No.120956

Hope everyone is enjoying the running commentary of what I'm listening to, again, please vote


34034f (8)  No.120957

File (hide): 5dbf6ba99d0d827⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.53 KB, 357x491, 357:491, IMG_7177.JPG) (h) (u)

>>120948

Lass, if you were to have a lesbian experience, would you have one with a jewess?


a86817 (84)  No.120958>>120960

>>120954

MET A STRANGE LADY, SHE MADE ME NERVOUS

SHE TOOK ME IN AND MADE ME BREAKFAST


699a48 (72)  No.120959>>120961

>>120955

How would you rate coke as a pick-me-up


9b3913 (69)  No.120960>>120962

>>120958

HE WAS 6FT TALL, AND FULL OF MUSCLE


a86817 (84)  No.120961>>120963

>>120959

not as cost effective as meth.


a86817 (84)  No.120962>>120967

>>120960

DONT YOU

FORGET ABOUT ME


699a48 (72)  No.120963>>120965

>>120961

Does it let me keep my teeth though


9b3913 (69)  No.120964

WONT IT BE STRANGE WHEN WERE ALL FULLY GROWN


a86817 (84)  No.120965

>>120963

not necessarily.


3b60b6 (69)  No.120966>>120969 >>120970

the lie is that it will all be better tomorrow

it wont


9b3913 (69)  No.120967>>120968

>>120962

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR


a86817 (84)  No.120968>>120971

>>120967

SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW THROUGH MY HEEEEEAAAAART


9b3913 (69)  No.120969>>120973

>>120966

CAUSE NOTHING

REALLY

MATTERS


a86817 (84)  No.120970>>120972

>>120966

its only a lie because you live in dorset lad, there is no hope for your county.


9b3913 (69)  No.120971>>120977

>>120968

NOW THE DRUGS DONT WORK


3b60b6 (69)  No.120972>>120975

File (hide): 807464ebebc633f⋯.png (211.24 KB, 606x444, 101:74, wait.png) (h) (u)

>>120970

what should i do?


a86817 (84)  No.120973

>>120969

AHH FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND


699a48 (72)  No.120974>>120976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


a86817 (84)  No.120975>>120978

>>120972

come east to sussex lad

But when Dorset dwelt among us,

Us gave un land and luv,

For Sussex will be Sussex,

And Sussex won't be druv!


687284 (53)  No.120976

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120974

psychadelic is gr8


a86817 (84)  No.120977>>120979 >>120985

>>120971

ALL THE CLUBS

ARE BEING CLOSED DOWN


3b60b6 (69)  No.120978

>>120975

kek

my heart lies west not east sorry fam


9b3913 (69)  No.120979

>>120977

TOO MUCH FIGHTING ON THE DANCE FLOOR


a86817 (84)  No.120980>>120982 >>120983 >>120995

First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim

Westside when we ride, come equipped with game

You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife

We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life

Plus, Puffy tryna see me, weak hearts I rip

Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. is some mark-ass bitches

We keep on comin' while we runnin' for your jewels

Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules

Lil' Caesar, go ask your homie how I'll leave ya

Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased

Lil' Kim, don't fuck around with real G's

Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off the streets, so fuck peace!

I'll let them niggas know it's on for life

Don't let the Westside ride tonight (ha ha ha)

Bad Boy murdered on wax and killed

Fuck with me and get yo' caps peeled, you know


699a48 (72)  No.120981

Why is it so hard to find an original version of KC's Epitaph online


3b60b6 (69)  No.120982


699a48 (72)  No.120983

>>120980

Move out the way yo

move out the way yo

whitey ford's heart just stopped


687284 (53)  No.120984>>120987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

really like the pixies lads aha


9b3913 (69)  No.120985>>120986

>>120977

Youre really influencing my music choices lad im worried youre a jew


a86817 (84)  No.120986>>120990

>>120985

>worried im a jew

im seriously offended tbh lad, i have a fully intact penis tbh.


cee932 (55)  No.120987>>120991

>>120984

DEBASERRRRR


3b60b6 (69)  No.120988

File (hide): 008d6d8175930ae⋯.mp4 (11.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, stalingrad.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


a86817 (84)  No.120989

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MISBEHAVIOUR RAVER


9b3913 (69)  No.120990>>120992

>>120986

I apologize mate please give me more top saxon tunes to play


687284 (53)  No.120991

>>120987

deeebaaassseeeerrr


a86817 (84)  No.120992>>120994

>>120990

>saxon tunes

kek i didnt know that was what we were doing


699a48 (72)  No.120993

File (hide): 937084a04c57a64⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.68 KB, 890x1280, 89:128, img_1448.jpg) (h) (u)


9b3913 (69)  No.120994

>>120992

Neither did i lad


d975c8 (54)  No.120995

>>120980

Wesssside


9b3913 (69)  No.120996>>120997 >>120998 >>120999 >>121001

Fucking hell lads why do I always end up on omegle when im even slighty pissed help me


699a48 (72)  No.120997>>121002

>>120996

Why would you ever go on omegle


a86817 (84)  No.120998>>121002

>>120996

*squints*

what you doing on there fam?


d975c8 (54)  No.120999>>121002

>>120996

what do you do on there?


a86817 (84)  No.121000

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top kek forgot about all these other vapour tunes


cee932 (55)  No.121001>>121004

>>120996

lad if you're horny there're better places to go


9b3913 (69)  No.121002>>121003 >>121006

>>120997

>>120998

>>120999

Literally sing to people im a mess lads, i've always done it when i feel pretty lonely


a86817 (84)  No.121003>>121007

>>121002

you poor fucker.


9b3913 (69)  No.121004

>>121001

Not even horny mate, but i do like it when girls stay because they think im cute tbh


699a48 (72)  No.121005>>121008 >>121009

I fucking told you all that him getting drunk this time would be a bad idea


d975c8 (54)  No.121006

>>121002

kek lad, poor lad


9b3913 (69)  No.121007

>>121003

I've never told anyone but I always knew this is the reaction id get


9b3913 (69)  No.121008

>>121005

Its not a bad idea lad I am feeling really good talking to everyone


687284 (53)  No.121009


a86817 (84)  No.121010>>121013

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*goes off the deep end*


9b3913 (69)  No.121011>>121012 >>121014

If it was the weekend id be going to the club alone t b h


a86817 (84)  No.121012


687284 (53)  No.121013>>121015

File (hide): 22dfe5367db4637⋯.png (655.22 KB, 614x732, 307:366, flying special attack.png) (h) (u)

>>121010

*jumps with you and does a flip*


d975c8 (54)  No.121014>>121016

File (hide): 7c9f77b7f964ffd⋯.png (82.72 KB, 790x773, 790:773, 1460669196596.png) (h) (u)


3bfb7c (79)  No.121015>>121017

>>121013

*reees all the way down*


9b3913 (69)  No.121016>>121017 >>121018 >>121019 >>121020 >>121021 >>121027

>>121014

Its alright lad, existing in this time is the biggest joke there is, mightswell make a big mockery of it all


687284 (53)  No.121017>>121022

fucking hell

I guess I'm in charge of film friday tomorrow since 22st is gone ah shit

>>121015

listening to the song it's nice tbh

>>121016

this is true haha what fate we are to be born now of all possible times


699a48 (72)  No.121018>>121022

File (hide): 8b3602556b0223b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 638.8 KB, 600x800, 3:4, EROTIC MEMETICS2.png) (h) (u)

>>121016

fair dos


3b60b6 (69)  No.121019>>121022

File (hide): c3b00ae709ef6d4⋯.jpg (31.34 KB, 456x320, 57:40, jfmsu.jpg) (h) (u)


3bfb7c (79)  No.121020>>121022

>>121016

i reckon we all feel the same way lad, like we were born too late

>make a mockery of it

dont inadvertantly make a mockery of yourself in the process though


d975c8 (54)  No.121021>>121022

File (hide): d0bff67f99f134f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.58 KB, 641x773, 641:773, 1427808488680.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121016

h-haha yea lad…


9b3913 (69)  No.121022>>121023 >>121024 >>121026

>>121017

>>121018

>>121019

>>121020

>>121021

What difference does it make lads, all is lost and I intend to collapse artificially smiling


3b60b6 (69)  No.121023>>121025

File (hide): a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg) (h) (u)


687284 (53)  No.121024>>121028 >>121032

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>>121022

this song is more true than it was meant to be


9b3913 (69)  No.121025

>>121023

the globalists have got me tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121026>>121029 >>121036

>>121022

nihilism is the shittest thing you can believe in lad.


cee932 (55)  No.121027>>121030 >>121031 >>121034

>>121016

>mfw I'm the only one who's content living in the 21st century


3bfb7c (79)  No.121028>>121032 >>121045

>>121024

>the specials

i love them lads


d975c8 (54)  No.121029>>121035


699a48 (72)  No.121030>>121043


3bfb7c (79)  No.121031>>121043

>>121027

i quite like some bits tbh, like battery power tools, turbo diesels and wifi.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121032

File (hide): b4f985d05982674⋯.jpg (48.34 KB, 607x553, 607:553, happy harris1.jpg) (h) (u)


e82752 (38)  No.121033>>121037 >>121040 >>121051

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>singing to hold back the loneliness

>being a dour cunt

come on lads sing along

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mTE6FKoeQ


d975c8 (54)  No.121034>>121043

>>121027

i think its okay tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121035>>121039

>>121029

>why

its damaging to consider everything pointless, when it objectively isnt.


9b3913 (69)  No.121036>>121041 >>121042

File (hide): cc7fbe95aed7001⋯.jpg (195.79 KB, 640x619, 640:619, 1501008030048.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121026

Tell me what there is to believe in then mate? What do I come home for? What is there to work yourself to the fucking bone for if not family and country both of which have gone to the dogs? Sorry lads getting edgy after a few


3bfb7c (79)  No.121037

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>>121033

*sings as loud as possible*


3b60b6 (69)  No.121038

ITS JUST GONE NOON HALF PAST MONSOON


d975c8 (54)  No.121039>>121044

>>121035

>it objectively isnt

explain


e82752 (38)  No.121040

File (hide): 8c5e39d64351ccf⋯.png (1.73 MB, 1177x1560, 1177:1560, 56758967.png) (h) (u)

>>121033

also

check em


3b60b6 (69)  No.121041

>>121036

death, destruction and women(jewesses)


3bfb7c (79)  No.121042>>121050

>>121036

all of your points are valid lad, i guess my belief is that between us we may be able to change the status quo with a bit of effort and intelligence. everybody has an important part to play, however small.


cee932 (55)  No.121043

>>121030

Because I can feel the path of fate working through me. Everything is leading up to something and I'm a bringing us closer to that destiny, along with every ant and fallen leaf. Also, there's a lot to be gained personally in these times of brewing discontent. A lot of glory to earn.

>>121034

>it's ok

Good lad

>nihilism

It's the root of all inaction. It breeds immorality and it removes meaning from significant things like art.

>>121031

internet's the best thing in the world ever made tbh. feels goooddddd


3bfb7c (79)  No.121044>>121046

>>121039

The only point of life is to reproduce, nihilism is not conducive to reproduction, therefore it follows that it is objectively harmful to the human species as a whole.


687284 (53)  No.121045

File (hide): 6793fb38cd49866⋯.jpg (601.67 KB, 1200x950, 24:19, 1497672492588.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121028

love them too lad, shame about their political persuasions (racist friend) but what can you do


3b60b6 (69)  No.121046>>121047 >>121048

>>121044

There isn't really any purpose to reproduction imo, if you think long long term.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121047

>>121046

thats a huge stretch lad, the purpose of reproduction may well be to continue having sentient beings in this bit of the universe.


699a48 (72)  No.121048

File (hide): 9d147e5dc0ac3ef⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 549.59 KB, 1446x2048, 723:1024, DD5xDKSXgAAcoCS.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


3b60b6 (69)  No.121049

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I want to bash her head in


9b3913 (69)  No.121050>>121052 >>121061

>>121042

I know what you mean mate and in my better moments I do believe that, but its the small things and the small things include coming home to an empty flat which is just for me I',m not being self centered this a wider problem - I dont believe everything means nothing, i believe in what we have now and what that means for us and what we have now is nothing


cee932 (55)  No.121051>>121055

>>121033

>lad can't hwhistle


3bfb7c (79)  No.121052

>>121050

>empty flat

do you do any hobbies lad? go to cooking classes or something, meet people irl etcetera?

>what we have now is nothing

that may be true in some respects, so anything we do must be a net positive, no?


3b60b6 (69)  No.121053>>121056

File (hide): e3513721fef7d2f⋯.jpg (183.26 KB, 1000x1117, 1000:1117, 1414849951374.jpg) (h) (u)

I could have saved myself so many times before.

I could have succeeded many years ago.

But here I am.


d975c8 (54)  No.121054>>121057

File (hide): 5b5f31c711851fb⋯.png (4.39 KB, 183x275, 183:275, 1488476583131.png) (h) (u)

lads i suck at puzzles smh


e82752 (38)  No.121055>>121061

>>121051

not when I'm not paying attention tbh

pretty sure I just forgot a few lines and refrains


3bfb7c (79)  No.121056>>121058

>>121053

we are all here too lad.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121057>>121059

>>121054

you have to train yo brain nigga


3b60b6 (69)  No.121058>>121060

>>121056

Here we all are. The lads. How did it ever come to this?


d975c8 (54)  No.121059>>121064

>>121057

will i actually get better at this or is that a meme


3bfb7c (79)  No.121060>>121066

>>121058

in another universe, dorset is a nice county


cee932 (55)  No.121061>>121063

>>121050

We have limitless potential lad

>>121055

>not taking multiple takes and editing it to sound perfect to impress the lads on /newbrit/


9b3913 (69)  No.121062>>121067

Wish I didnt habve to wake up tomorrow lads


e82752 (38)  No.121063>>121065

File (hide): 5c672369a08a1f9⋯.png (502.47 KB, 722x933, 722:933, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>121061

I do all my voice acting in one take tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121064>>121068

>>121059

no you really will get better at it. do crosswords and wordsearches and shit too.


699a48 (72)  No.121065

File (hide): 0ccdee7ef7e95ae⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.09 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, 3624ebbeba4a0f802edd793803….jpg) (h) (u)

>>121063

this tbh


3b60b6 (69)  No.121066

File (hide): 33e2e8bcbeb16b5⋯.png (894.99 KB, 919x703, 919:703, ANGRY.png) (h) (u)


3bfb7c (79)  No.121067

>>121062

your work needs you lad.


d975c8 (54)  No.121068

>>121064

ok if you say so lad


687284 (53)  No.121069>>121070 >>121071


e82752 (38)  No.121070

>>121069

thanks lad


d975c8 (54)  No.121071>>121074

File (hide): a0e52535614a593⋯.jpg (48.33 KB, 400x300, 4:3, AnuvaHood.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121069

you lads know you want it


b59396 (1)  No.121072

File (hide): 6677c0ee2f18022⋯.jpg (42.56 KB, 512x321, 512:321, 26thJulySimonRawlinson.jpg) (h) (u)

http://globalnation.inquirer.net/159117/crime-global-nation-simon-rawlinson-naval

A 63 year old long time resident of the philippines from New Zealand was gunned down in a market in Biliran.


dc543a (7)  No.121073

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>tfw i'm a slave to chinky love


3bfb7c (79)  No.121074>>121078

>>121071

the bill tbh


e82752 (38)  No.121075

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn be part of a not-shit not-commie federation and explore strange new worlds, meet new people and kill them


699a48 (72)  No.121076>>121077 >>121079

File (hide): 5388b7c860862bb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.31 KB, 593x559, 593:559, DE9R3sEXcAARQoj.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

i spend a lot of time thinking about this picture


3bfb7c (79)  No.121077


d975c8 (54)  No.121078>>121080

>>121074

lad anuvahood is a peice of art dont compare it to that trash again


dc543a (7)  No.121079

File (hide): c7f91329f4a3ccf⋯.webm (494.38 KB, 325x261, 325:261, Ahegao.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>121076

them thighs


3bfb7c (79)  No.121080>>121083

>>121078

>anuvahood

>art

select a single option


3b60b6 (69)  No.121081

Thought of some really cool lyrics earlier but now I cant remember them


687284 (53)  No.121082

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I never read about this, I just remembered when I got to go once and it was really fun, it was just like that old TV show

smh

http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/8264190.not_a_maze_ing_any_more/


d975c8 (54)  No.121083

>>121080

Lad, anuvahood is litterally the best film of the last 20 years, it's incredible lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121084

Multiple gunshots fill the block, the fun stops

Niggaz is callin cops, people shot, nobody stops

I wonder when the world stopped caring last night

Two kids shot while the whole block staring

I will never understand this society, first they try

to murder me, then they lie to me, product of a dying breed

All my homies trying weed, now the little baby's

crazed raised off Hennesey, tell me will my enemies

flee when they see me, believe me

Even Thugs gotta learn to take it easy, listen

Through the intermissions search your heart for a plan


e82752 (38)  No.121085

>you will never live in the Federation of the In a Mirror, Darkly, where the good guys won


3bfb7c (79)  No.121086

I smoke on the mic like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier

The hell-raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor

Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan

Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Man

So uhh, tick tock and keep tickin'

While I get you flippin' off the shit that I'm kickin'

The Lone Ranger, code red: Danger

Deep in the dark with the art to rip the charts apart

The vandal too hot to handle

You battle, you're sayin' goodbye like Tevin Campbell

Roughneck, Inspectah Deck's on the set

The Rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal


cee932 (55)  No.121087

File (hide): ddac7d15ac107c8⋯.jpg (149.35 KB, 1600x800, 2:1, 1000yard stare druid.jpg) (h) (u)

>nobody picked stardust

Smh


e82752 (38)  No.121088>>121089 >>121090 >>121091 >>121094 >>121095 >>121096

File (hide): abbb27f76d9dc92⋯.png (352.54 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnightwp.png) (h) (u)

night lads

finish the gillirilogy


3b60b6 (69)  No.121089>>121093


d975c8 (54)  No.121090>>121093

>>121088

night lad, have a good sleep


cee932 (55)  No.121091>>121093

>>121088

Night night lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121092

Uno pal cerro, ocho pal maton

Siete pa tu muerte porque el sur es el mas chingon

No dejo de cargar mi fusca

Donde quiera que yo voy, porque me quieren quebrar

Soy el vato mas conocido, nacido bandido

Sere, no te metas conmigo

Solo ven si quieres pleito

Los putos nunca vienen nomas hablan detras

De las espaldas, saco el cuete

Porque hablas chingaderas? eh, se te acabo todo ese

Un vato muere y si tu

Quieres pedo con lo mismo quedaras en el atauld

Di que te queda, la fusca te lleva

A la muerte mas rapido si eres leva


e82752 (38)  No.121093>>121097

File (hide): 848b3f140acf15d⋯.png (92.23 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 879890.png) (h) (u)

>>121089

>>121090

>>121091

>tfw don't have to do anything until 3pm tomorrow

have a good one lads


3bfb7c (79)  No.121094

>>121088

night lad


699a48 (72)  No.121095

File (hide): fd2ecbd39578a49⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.92 KB, 877x1280, 877:1280, C5I4xzZWMAAsQgp.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121088

night lad


687284 (53)  No.121096

>>121088

night lad


d975c8 (54)  No.121097

>>121093

>tfw worried freind will knock on me in the morning

smh it wasnt meant to be like this, night lad


3b60b6 (69)  No.121098

>tfw no model gf to take pictures of


687284 (53)  No.121099>>121100 >>121101

bit drunk tbh what's the point


3bfb7c (79)  No.121100>>121104

>>121099

whats the point of what


cee932 (55)  No.121101>>121104

>>121099

>what's the point

everyone's so existential tonight jeeeez


3b60b6 (69)  No.121102>>121108

If I told people that living a primitivist lifestyle would be what made me happy, they would do everything in their power to prevent me from living that life.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121103>>121107 >>121108

>none of this exists except in your head


687284 (53)  No.121104>>121109 >>121113

>>121100

>>121101

haha yeah guess I'm being a bit overly meaningul or whatever


9b3913 (69)  No.121105

Still up lkads


687284 (53)  No.121106>>121110

>Tfw sent my brother this http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/muslim-gang-rampaged-through-liverpool-13392480

wew fuck I made a mistake

I keep doing this when I drink I'll send him redpilled things but I really care about this stuff, it's our life, it's everything, but it's also really weird for normies to see smh


d975c8 (54)  No.121107>>121112

>>121103

>nothing is provable not even the fact that everything you perceive is just chemicals in your brain, because it is the chemicals themselves which have allowed you to perceive that and the chemicals are material


cee932 (55)  No.121108

>>121103

Tbh my greatest fear is that this reality is a computer simulation, or some other form of meaningless micro-reality.

I wouldn't mind if it was it was all in my head I *guess*

>>121102

Sometimes you have to leave deadweight behind


687284 (53)  No.121109

>>121104

meaningful* idk what the word is


d975c8 (54)  No.121110>>121123

>>121106

what did he say/


9b3913 (69)  No.121111>>121114 >>121115 >>121116

ladssssssssssssss


3b60b6 (69)  No.121112>>121116 >>121129

>>121107

anyone who seriously uses the argument of "its just chemicals" or "we're just a bunch of cells" should be killed


cee932 (55)  No.121113>>121123

>>121104

Not being meaningful enough. Read some philosophy or join a church tbh


cee932 (55)  No.121114>>121117

>>121111

Nice one lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121115>>121117

>>121111

sick quads my dude


d975c8 (54)  No.121116>>121118 >>121121

>>121111

nice lad

>>121112

>should be killed

kek, you sound ridiculous when you take yourself so seriously


9b3913 (69)  No.121117>>121119 >>121120 >>121122

>>121114

>>121115

Still pissed and on omegle lads l o l


3bfb7c (79)  No.121118>>121122 >>121129

>>121116

he isnt wrong though.


cee932 (55)  No.121119>>121127

>>121117

Sang to any cute girlies yet lad?


3bfb7c (79)  No.121120

>>121117

post screencaps itt


3b60b6 (69)  No.121121>>121124 >>121125

>>121116

*shoots you*


d975c8 (54)  No.121122>>121127

>>121117

made any buds?

>>121118

im not disputing his argumant, tbh i dont care/know what im talking about but the way he said it you could just tell he was having a little paddy, which was to me quite funny


687284 (53)  No.121123>>121125 >>121128 >>121129

File (hide): 783ff93709fddac⋯.jpg (198.31 KB, 1200x983, 1200:983, 783ff93709fddaccc850da86d7….jpg) (h) (u)

>>121110

he said "wow holy shit"

I think there's hope for him but I have to unlock it

>>121113

>church

faith is impossible to find. I appreciate christianity for its spiritual service to us and how it has helped us throughout the years but I can't do it sincerely


3bfb7c (79)  No.121124>>121126

>>121121

nice palindrome you horrible dorsetian troglodyte


d975c8 (54)  No.121125

File (hide): 8f2959a888c5554⋯.png (34.15 KB, 450x367, 450:367, 1453343754004.png) (h) (u)

>>121121

wait lad, let me do it for you

>>121123

> I think there's hope for him but I have to unlock it

sounds promising desu


3b60b6 (69)  No.121126

File (hide): 5b970fa551257a3⋯.jpg (32.03 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sponge.jpg) (h) (u)


9b3913 (69)  No.121127>>121129 >>121132

>>121122

>>121119

A few I will post if they are worhty


3bfb7c (79)  No.121128>>121136

File (hide): f78c8d5517e2f48⋯.jpg (311.4 KB, 532x800, 133:200, 20170613_145438.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121123

>cant join a church

psst hey kid, want to help revive indoeuropean polytheism?


cee932 (55)  No.121129>>121131 >>121134 >>121136

>>121112

>>121118

What actually is wrong with that being the case? Idk why chemicals can't be "magical". Why is it that if we said that everything you do or perceive is the result of a measure changes and chemical reactions in your brain ect? I mean I slept through most of science but I don't see whty applying science removes the God(s) or magic from the whole process.

>>121123

Have you even tried to feel the presence of God? Go to a cathedral at christmas and listen to the choir while surrounded by people

>>121127

post emmmmmmmmm


3b60b6 (69)  No.121131>>121133

>>121129

Because most of the time people who use it are saying that we have no free will and act purely on instinct which is false :^)


d975c8 (54)  No.121132>>121133

>>121127

one time i got a lass to get her tits out on omegel tbh


cee932 (55)  No.121133>>121147

>>121131

Yeah it's true that most people who use the argument are scum. Those same people don't tend to have any sophistry to back it up though, they're just drones that listen to what they're told so you can't hate them too much.

>>121132

kworrrr did you give her your credit card deets?


3bfb7c (79)  No.121134>>121145

>>121129

>whats wrong with chemicals being the cause

its materialist lass, it negates there being a higher purpose. unless you are suggesting the chemicals are entirely due to a god or whatever.


9b3913 (69)  No.121135>>121137 >>121138

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE


687284 (53)  No.121136>>121144 >>121145

>>121128

you know I can't resist…

>>121129

arguably that sounds like the presence of are people rather than god but maybe I'm a faithless heretic


3bfb7c (79)  No.121137>>121140

>>121135

GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE


3b60b6 (69)  No.121138>>121139 >>121141

>>121135

THE JEWS KILLED BUDDY HOLLY


3bfb7c (79)  No.121139

>>121138

Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that


9b3913 (69)  No.121140>>121149

>>121137

THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE


687284 (53)  No.121141

>>121138

the day the music died was the most jewish thing ever tbh ofc they want to get rid of the white lad in a suit…


9b3913 (69)  No.121142

>>121>>121138

PEGGY SUE


9b3913 (69)  No.121143

OH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


3bfb7c (79)  No.121144>>121155

File (hide): 211e8be79ff20b2⋯.jpg (111.65 KB, 472x460, 118:115, 20170727_230027.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121136

welcome to B.O.N.D lad


cee932 (55)  No.121145>>121148 >>121155

>>121134

That's how I'd go about it. The universe has physics and rules. Chemicals could just the vehicle of divine intent. Why can't chemicals just be place holder for "the will of God". That's what I think anyway, although I've yet to form an actual opinion on the matter.

>>121136

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. But maybe that'd bring you enough awe that's you'd believe you felt the presence of a higher being. Not like I'm any different, of course. But I'm pretty happy with how things are going for me so I at least don't need a faith.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121146

making some oc


d975c8 (54)  No.121147>>121151

>>121133

>kworrrr did you give her your credit card deets?

nah, i just gave the thumbs up and lifted my shirt up implying for her to do the same and she did


3bfb7c (79)  No.121148>>121151

>>121145

thats not a nihilist anti-agency view though, unless you cry muh fate at the same time.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121149

>>121140

IT ISNT TOO HARD TO SEE

WE'RE IN HEAVEN


9b3913 (69)  No.121150>>121152

LIFES MORE THAN I CAN BARE


cee932 (55)  No.121151>>121156

>>121147

what an absolutely top lass. I hope you scrambled for the print screen button.

>>121148

I's true it's true. I thought you guys were ragging on chemicals in general, not the just the anti-agency shills.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121152


699a48 (72)  No.121153

File (hide): a97277c15d06da9⋯.jpg (105.21 KB, 480x608, 15:19, Chemicals.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 4a287f73842a189⋯.jpg (58.87 KB, 463x700, 463:700, BKBstp4CQAI5a30.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>the chemicals conversation


699a48 (72)  No.121154

How do you stop the Alacrity daemon?


687284 (53)  No.121155>>121157

File (hide): 6ba77174323e0d6⋯.png (1.83 MB, 950x1710, 5:9, 1500627071402.png) (h) (u)

>>121144

it was always destiny

what does bond stand for?

>>121145

that does sound like it would fill me with awe and spiritual feeling for sure but I don't think I can attribute it to something like God.

fair enough lad.


d975c8 (54)  No.121156

>>121151

> I hope you scrambled for the print screen button.

i was young and unaware the button even existed, tbf she skipped to the nesxt person after 5 seconds so i didnt have long either way


3bfb7c (79)  No.121157

>>121155

Brotherhood of Nationalist Druids

British Organisation of Native Druidry

Based Order of Nativist Druids

etcetera


3b60b6 (69)  No.121158

>enlarge image

>just makes it shit quality

great


9b3913 (69)  No.121159>>121160

IM EMPTY AND ACHING AND I DONT KNWO WHY


3bfb7c (79)  No.121160

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

724e00 (18)  No.121161>>121163 >>121165

Bouyz. ii have been on the beers and am feeling quiter merry.


9b3913 (69)  No.121162>>121164 >>121167

perhaps theyll listen now


3bfb7c (79)  No.121163>>121166

>>121161

if you go to the kebab shop get me some chips plz


699a48 (72)  No.121164>>121168

File (hide): 3b01a1c0e632eee⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 426.37 KB, 1280x1919, 1280:1919, lgdolrhnjdrkl;h.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121162

don't do anything stupid lad


687284 (53)  No.121165>>121169

>>121161

>>121161

been on the liquor and I'm swaying


724e00 (18)  No.121166

>>121163

Nah. I'm in me comfy chair.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121167

File (hide): 84d770fae178164⋯.jpg (708.14 KB, 2048x1360, 128:85, 71833.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121162

dont be a tit lad


9b3913 (69)  No.121168>>121170

>>121164

THEY TOOK THEYRE LIFE AS LOVERS OFTEN DO


3bfb7c (79)  No.121169>>121177

>>121165

pour some liquor on the kerb for all the homies that didnt make it this far


3bfb7c (79)  No.121170>>121172

>>121168

IN A HAIL OF BULLETS


724e00 (18)  No.121171>>121173

I'M usuallyl a misery guts drunk, ut feel s pretty ggod today. You're all good lads, tbh. giz a kiss/


9b3913 (69)  No.121172>>121180

>>121170

IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRSTBAG


3bfb7c (79)  No.121173>>121178


cee932 (55)  No.121174>>121176 >>121179 >>121180

Why's everyone drinking on a thursday? I must have missed something


9b3913 (69)  No.121175

But i could of told you Vincent


d975c8 (54)  No.121176

>>121174

degeneracy lad


687284 (53)  No.121177>>121182

>>121169

I'll pour some down for the lads but they wont get much since it's on the kerb and all spilled …


724e00 (18)  No.121178

>>121173

Ld. comeon, brduudder. I open my haert to you. you gbood boy. we're all going ot make iy,okay.


687284 (53)  No.121179

>>121174

neet haha


3bfb7c (79)  No.121180

>>121172

said a hip hop

Hippie to the hippie

The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it out

>>121174

>on a thursday

every day ending in y tbh.


724e00 (18)  No.121181>>121184

It's actually quit e hard to type proper. I'm not evne pretenidng. I should drink more alchola it's please nt.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121182

File (hide): 9f0de1afedc24f2⋯.jpg (5.93 KB, 81x100, 81:100, 20170531_223213.jpg) (h) (u)


d975c8 (54)  No.121183>>121188

File (hide): 85e61b71e1e4977⋯.jpg (263.49 KB, 764x551, 764:551, 85e.jpg) (h) (u)

>guess a random number to a puzzle

>its right

im a genius tbh lads


3bfb7c (79)  No.121184>>121186 >>121187

>>121181

probably shouldnt drink anymore then lad.


9b3913 (69)  No.121185

WE WILL CLL UPON KING HENRY


724e00 (18)  No.121186

>>121184

I'm on mw last bottle on hand.


9b3913 (69)  No.121187

>>121184

>>121184

>4

>>>121181

>probably shouldnt drink anymore then lad.

iTS not me lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121188>>121189

>>121183

>tfw too smart for deduction


d975c8 (54)  No.121189

>>121188

kek, hail lad


3b60b6 (69)  No.121190>>121197 >>121200

File (hide): 93b1bc02c93c16a⋯.png (20.81 KB, 1813x928, 1813:928, memedlad.png) (h) (u)


9b3913 (69)  No.121191

I DONT CARE IF MONDAYS BLUE


724e00 (18)  No.121192>>121195 >>121199

SONS I am going to finc \ breedinh parynehy 6hisd had gone34 ofr yoyoo ol nngh ki must prtopahsnyr yhdracce i wull do my dtyukm


3bfb7c (79)  No.121193>>121194 >>121196

File (hide): c34d3907c4a724d⋯.jpg (179.69 KB, 596x650, 298:325, 20170625_215735.jpg) (h) (u)

i changed ips but fuck you im wearing my crown and nobody can stop me tbqh


d975c8 (54)  No.121194

>>121193

it still kinda counts lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121195>>121198

>>121192

do you require medical assistance?


699a48 (72)  No.121196

File (hide): 7a1d32498fcd1f0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.86 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, C2HFWG6XAAAPDYv.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121193

ok lad


724e00 (18)  No.121197

>>121190

thay's lovely. Good chubs, man. Chegs up


724e00 (18)  No.121198

>>121195

Ypu're a good boy. I hoep you do wel.


d975c8 (54)  No.121199>>121202

>>121192

lad go drink some water and eat bread


3bfb7c (79)  No.121200>>121201

>>121190

thats a much more reasonably sized boat my nigger.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121201>>121203

>>121200

I am a hobbit though


724e00 (18)  No.121202>>121204

>>121199

Nah. I'm, okay. No worriesm chucker.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121203>>121206

>>121201

>dorset is like middle earth

top kek


d975c8 (54)  No.121204>>121217

>>121202

maybe still get some water tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121205

Donde se que este es el que sigue, se enciende

Pachele, parate y dile de cual eres

Dejan a la clicka seria

Quebran perros ustedes locos en miseria

Seria mucho recivir

Cromos en el pecho y me voy a morir

Putos descancen en violencia

Eternidad so no va a parar, ja!


3b60b6 (69)  No.121206>>121209 >>121211

>>121203

Nigger

>ywn raid bournemouth and kidnap a rich jewish girl who lives there and go back up the river to your hideout


3bfb7c (79)  No.121207

Your pretty ladies around the world

Got a weird thing to show you

So tell all the boys and girls

Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too

we're about to go down

And you know just what to do

Wave your hands in the air like you don't care

Glide by the people as they start to look and stare

Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mamma

Come on baby tell me what's the word

Word up everybody says

When you hear the call you've got to get it underway

Word up it's the code word

No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard


9b3913 (69)  No.121208

At the late night, double feature


3bfb7c (79)  No.121209>>121211 >>121218

>>121206

>ywn be paid to hunt down the captor of a rich socialite by pursuing him through the swampy wastes of dorset

why even live


c05fc2 (11)  No.121210>>121213

File (hide): 6971acf90bbed70⋯.jpg (6.62 KB, 236x178, 118:89, easy is boring.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5e5cab5652234ff⋯.jpg (11.88 KB, 236x320, 59:80, can't help it.jpg) (h) (u)

tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121211>>121218

>>121206

>>121209

>ywn get trenchfoot and foot and mouth disease while fulfilling a mercenary contract to remove the hobbit-like inhabitants of the dorset boglands


4a2cb8 (3)  No.121212>>121214 >>121215

Hullo


3bfb7c (79)  No.121213>>121216

>>121210

the lovestruck schoolgirl vibe is unbecoming tbh lad.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121214>>121223


d975c8 (54)  No.121215>>121223

>>121212

bonjour petite fromage


c05fc2 (11)  No.121216

>>121213

I know lad

I'm shitposting

but shhh don't tell anyone

Now 22st's gone no one can read these spoilers


724e00 (18)  No.121217>>121222

>>121204

>>121204

I'm, tops, lad no worrriw,a.s.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121218>>121220 >>121222

>>121209

>>121211

>ywn rape her and make her your slave-wife while evading capture from the bounty hunters

>ywn wage a slow and costly war of attrition, killing them one by one

>ywn stick heads on pikes to deter them

>ywn occupy the hill forts and make them impenetrable, using them as a base to store captured rich townie slaves who are auctioned off to nomadic druids and bowdenite gangs


9b3913 (69)  No.121219>>121221

Lifes more than i can bare


699a48 (72)  No.121220>>121229

File (hide): bf509cf7a17c063⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 220.09 KB, 901x1280, 901:1280, DCymvYhW0AALd9s.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121218

lad what the fuck


3bfb7c (79)  No.121221>>121227


d975c8 (54)  No.121222>>121229

File (hide): 95e4a162b185933⋯.gif (767.05 KB, 298x298, 1:1, 1494688239335.gif) (h) (u)

>>121217

if you say so

>>121218

lad what the fuck


4a2cb8 (3)  No.121223>>121224 >>121225


3bfb7c (79)  No.121224>>121228

>>121223

where did you go lad? daftying?


d975c8 (54)  No.121225>>121228

>>121223

y'all ready know what it is, where you bean lad?


9b3913 (69)  No.121227>>121232 >>121234

>>121221

>>121221

donmt take the piss im gonna off myself


4a2cb8 (3)  No.121228>>121230

>>121224

>>121225

Nah just hanging with friends


3b60b6 (69)  No.121229>>121230 >>121231

>>121220

>>121222

I want to make a story like that, but I'm not sure if its possible with the ideas I have for my current book

hmm

*tries to mix them together somehow*


d975c8 (54)  No.121230>>121242

>>121228

haha fucking nerd

>>121229

whats your current one about?


699a48 (72)  No.121231>>121242

File (hide): a1f402a88b0f9ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.44 KB, 628x920, 157:230, DAxnjsHXYAEbRjg.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121229

Don't try to do too much at once


3bfb7c (79)  No.121232>>121236

>>121227

DONT off yourself, call Samaritans

116 123


c05fc2 (11)  No.121233>>121235 >>121241 >>121242

File (hide): 78739e064101393⋯.jpg (175.81 KB, 1024x687, 1024:687, three main types of englis….jpg) (h) (u)

Dorset is best poster tbh

Behead those who insult him


d975c8 (54)  No.121234>>121246

>>121227

are you the lad who said you were going to get drunk adn off yourself in the last thread that i replied to too late? lad dont do it tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121235>>121239

File (hide): 31113ab0b0dba1b⋯.jpg (4.28 KB, 231x194, 231:194, rog1_9602.jpg) (h) (u)


9b3913 (69)  No.121236>>121237 >>121238 >>121239

>>121232

Its alrighti kill myself tomorrow


3bfb7c (79)  No.121237

>>121236

probably not a good idea to kill yourself at all tbh lad.


687284 (53)  No.121238

>>121236

don't do this


c05fc2 (11)  No.121239>>121243 >>121245

>>121235

Just joking lad

ofc I am best poster he's second best

>>121236

livestream it if serious


724e00 (18)  No.121240>>121243 >>121249 >>121254 >>121263

I'm going to tlel you chuckers my lfie storu, s olook outl. mummy char me out befrie m y time. my hfrist hours wewa spend i n a box, i think this i swhy the asytism came. my older sister never liked me. usecd to dslap my sht. scartch my face, throw thingdz at me. on m y friest day at school bukyy decide to dtart shit on mem thr w nmy thomad tank donw drain, th egitlsl aused tgio bully me becuae it ppci my nosee. i have hug3es swelfc asreem troublkes i hat e smydeself so myc. gwbb u get ti wsdcixzbdARYT PEOPEL get meanser still bully me sssssssssssso mcyhh. yhjdos wjem i declep anxieryu and bex ome ausitrst supremme,s after gsx hov i fo to reataaad sxhool because experfin ce lft me fguck beu tfak,sz ot connnedc twihtg s asnbfbkatsfsadfds'l;fsxcdazklht'hrtnaa;a;fjxs;df thetrwdsxdca\. thwn trh5xr UI wlr,xz\ apms dlotreas; fvlor locval amnamkxssk byrs he leavce me m tbec\uas3 h az vunhtne absidxz|nm ALONE aevr since.s o hs;a e sol al ee


687284 (53)  No.121241>>121244 >>121252

>>121233

this image is a bit innacruate tbh


3b60b6 (69)  No.121242>>121244

>>121230

Ive only wrote a couple of chapters but they could would with any plot tbh

>>121231

ye tbh, I could combine a couple of the plots I have aaahhh, maybe write several books as a series tbh

>>121233

t. dorset


3bfb7c (79)  No.121243>>121249 >>121260

>>121239

>absent bo is best poster

you lost the plot yonks ago didnt you lad

>>121240

010100011010101110111001


c05fc2 (11)  No.121244>>121247

>>121241

t. mr bean

>>121242

t. herts


cee932 (55)  No.121245

>>121239

>encouraging people to livestream their suicide to get media coverage for the board

Smh


9b3913 (69)  No.121246>>121248 >>121249 >>121256

>>121234

Fuck off ill kill myself whatvwer the odds


687284 (53)  No.121247


3bfb7c (79)  No.121248

>>121246

stoo being dramatic you big girls blouse.


d975c8 (54)  No.121249

>>121240

lad, i got the gist and it sounds tough tbh. there must be something we can do to help you and make you see that life is worth living.

>>121243

>010100011010101110111001

i got like the first 3/4's of it

>>121246

lad dont


687284 (53)  No.121250

nah


9b3913 (69)  No.121251

MY BRAIN I B M


699a48 (72)  No.121252>>121257 >>121259

File (hide): 24fa577f6e54d46⋯.jpg (111.01 KB, 840x1120, 3:4, kys.jpg) (h) (u)

>>121241

Shouldn't rush into it tbh. Most people that are hesitant to kill themselves end up botching the suicide. I'd give it a bit longer and study the methodologies used on >>>/suicide/. Good luck if you decide on doing it and as others have said post the jewtube livestream link here before you do it.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121253>>121255 >>121260

I'VE FIGURED IT ALL OUT


687284 (53)  No.121254>>121261

>>121240

is that you lamb?


d975c8 (54)  No.121255>>121258

>>121253

dont we all, what do you think you've figured out?


724e00 (18)  No.121256

>>121246

BOY I know not to try t o onvince tothe rwise, I know that if you feel you mar do t then tha ris uoeru perogttive, and no ne more. but have to sat. you good bvoy yiy top boy. we'e going t oifet herr in the end killing sekfl wwik l be bad news slpypyp hoj

so don'y do it lad. we#r withing you. we're you're boys. you're with us, son. btothers.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121257>>121266

>>121252

I HOPE YOU GET BOLLOCK CANCER YOU DISGUSTING SUICIDE ENABLER I WILL LITERALLY CAVE YOUR SKULL IN


3b60b6 (69)  No.121258>>121264 >>121268

>>121255

THE PLOT MY BOY


687284 (53)  No.121259

>>121252

thanks for the (you) but I don't want to kill myself at the moment


c05fc2 (11)  No.121260>>121270

>giving le sympathy points to random poster you never met

We're not reddit ffs

>>121243

When it comes to the board yeah I have kek

>>121253

good lad


724e00 (18)  No.121261>>121262 >>121265

>>121254

I lay myself out like a christmas turk.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121262

>>121261

>a christmas turk

kek


cee932 (55)  No.121263

>>121240

Tbh lad humans are the nicest creatures in the world. It all depends on perspective I think, and tbh your bullying is as much your fault as it is anyone elses.

And anorexia is vile lad, leave that for women.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121264

>>121258

EGADS!


687284 (53)  No.121265

>>121261

*hugs you* okayjx


699a48 (72)  No.121266>>121271

File (hide): f3bb45dbe3d3907⋯.jpg (95.5 KB, 1877x384, 1877:384, suicidebuddy.JPG) (h) (u)

>>121257

Suicide is humanity's great filter tbh.


724e00 (18)  No.121267

I'm crakgn up tbh.


d975c8 (54)  No.121268>>121272

>>121258

Ah lad you're going to make it work!!! Good luck, do you hope to publish it one day?


3b60b6 (69)  No.121269

why is it so hard to make a decision

ITS NOT EVEN A REAL WORLD


cee932 (55)  No.121270>>121274 >>121275

>>121260

>herts is being all different types of edgy since germany

what did they do to you lad


3bfb7c (79)  No.121271>>121276

>>121266

id take great pleasure throwing acid into your face.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121272>>121280

>>121268

yeah, when I learn to write proper I will edit it accordingly and hope to sell it ££££ to disillusioned white males


699a48 (72)  No.121273

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why suicide yourself when chinky lasses exist


3bfb7c (79)  No.121274>>121277 >>121287

>>121270

hes been killed and replaced by a BND agent


c05fc2 (11)  No.121275>>121282 >>121287

>>121270

I associated with a daftie smh

tbh there's nothing edgy about sticking to imageboard tradition, sympathy points is a reddit import


699a48 (72)  No.121276>>121279

>>121271

Stay mad, Chad.


c05fc2 (11)  No.121277

>>121274

FSB actually


724e00 (18)  No.121278

Tbh. Tbh chums. I don't remmeber what's real an d waht s a joke nanywa more. mayb eiy's all a joke.


3bfb7c (79)  No.121279

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>>121276

>chad

ive evolved lads


d975c8 (54)  No.121280>>121281

>>121272

i would write it out now and then fix everything and make it all nice in the second or third draft tbh


3b60b6 (69)  No.121281>>121283

>>121280

That is my plan, write it shit and then make it good


3bfb7c (79)  No.121282>>121293

>>121275

>sympathising

no lad its fulfilling our legal obligation to attempt to prevent and not promote suicide.


d975c8 (54)  No.121283>>121286

>>121281

good luck lad


724e00 (18)  No.121284>>121285 >>121290

Probably shoudln't ha


3bfb7c (79)  No.121285

>>121284

probably not.


3b60b6 (69)  No.121286>>121288

>>121283

thankee


cee932 (55)  No.121287>>121293

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>>121274

It's time to return the favour…

*puts on sunglasses*

>>121275

>nothing edgy about acting like a bunch of edgy teenage-social outcasts from '06

tbh tbh tbh.

I like the duality though lad, keep going


3bfb7c (79)  No.121288>>121297

>>121286

publish it under a pseudonym lad, ill definitely buy 2 copies.


699a48 (72)  No.121289>>121292 >>121295

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*hijacks VPN*


687284 (53)  No.121290>>121291


724e00 (18)  No.121291

>>121290

gudd lad


d975c8 (54)  No.121292

>>121289

back left doesnt look asian at all tbh


c05fc2 (11)  No.121293>>121298 >>121304

>>121282

>legal

wew

>>121287

Sometimes 'edginess' needs to be justified otherwise we'd all have to be normalfags

It's edginess for the sake of being edgy that I despise personally

>I like the duality though lad

I constantly argue with myself inside my head tbh


3bfb7c (79)  No.121294>>121302

who do new thread


699a48 (72)  No.121295

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>>121289

not again


c05fc2 (11)  No.121296>>121300 >>121307

*screams*


3b60b6 (69)  No.121297

>>121288

will do chum, dont know how long it will take, but if I just write 10 pages a day it could be done in a couple of months tbh (bit optimistic wew)


3bfb7c (79)  No.121298

>>121293

encouraging suicide is a reason for plod to come poking around with warrants tbh.


c05fc2 (11)  No.121299>>121303

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>Gloucestershire shilling muh holodomor


3bfb7c (79)  No.121300

>>121296

*slaps you*

snap out of it lad


687284 (53)  No.121302>>121308

>>121294

here's a thread I made like a dog >>121301


3bfb7c (79)  No.121303

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cee932 (55)  No.121304>>121306

>>121293

>edgyness needed

Just pointing out that imageboard culture is implicitly edgy. Lad if you're feeling edgy then go right on ahead, I'd be the last person to throw stones anyway.

That being said I don't think there's anything wrong with being normalfags. It's not like being "not them" adds any value to our existence. Personally I want to be a normal fag in a red-pilled world.

>argue in head

Used to do that as well. It's a sign you spend too much time in your head. which can be a symptom of someone who's self-conscious ;^)****


cee932 (55)  No.121306

>>121304

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well at least I know that's not how it works now


44de36 (1)  No.121307

>>121296

>ERP with the lads is starting again


3bfb7c (79)  No.121308>>121310

>>121302

lad its like a dogs dinner


687284 (53)  No.121309

>>121301


687284 (53)  No.121310




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