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Just what you need to make you feel better

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5387f5 (21)  No.119840>>119873 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

If imperium is allowed to do it then so can the once and future Prince of England.

Team Jez: Labour Frontbenchers Were Mistaken About Pledge to Write Off Student Debt

https://order-order.com/2017/07/25/team-jez-labour-frontbenchers-were-mistaken/

Amazon, Mini, EasyJet in Brexit Good News Hat Trick

https://order-order.com/2017/07/25/amazon-mini-easyjet-brexit-good-news-hat-trick/

BMW to Build Electric Mini in Oxford After Brexit

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/bmw-build-electric-mini-oxford-brexit/

Israeli Flags Burnt in London

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/watch-israeli-flags-burnt-and-hezbollah-terror-banners-flown-in-london/

London Indian Muslim, 19, Kidnapped, Raped and Murdered for Dating Arab

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/london-indian-muslim-19-kidnapped-raped-and-murdered-for-dating-arab/

Police Injured by Knifeman Shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ in Spain

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/25/police-injured-knifeman-shouting-allahu-akbar-spain/

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09e573 (107)  No.119862

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36b0bc (11)  No.119864

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tbh


4e825e (46)  No.119865

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09e573 (107)  No.119866>>119867

I'd make love to you if you were born in the 80ssssss!


4e825e (46)  No.119867>>119869

>>119866

t. calvin harris


9fadfa (55)  No.119868>>119870

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>>119863

I have all these symptoms

God(s) help me


09e573 (107)  No.119869>>119875

>>119867

now the song would be 90s tbh


4e825e (46)  No.119870>>119887

>>119868

Thats not good lad, in all honesty.


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119871>>119887

>>119845

Never heard that. Not sure if I believe it.


e2fcbb (48)  No.119872>>119874 >>119876 >>119879 >>119880 >>119887

Refresh sorry Neo you know the rules

>>119855

>>119857

They think I'm too unprepared, I won't find a job, etc.

But you see my point

In any case it feels like I'm being held prisoner almost

>>119860

I basically have told all of it, it's just ideas atm rather than proper plans (possibly why they don't think I'm ready but they won't even let me explore it further)


3035dc (38)  No.119873

>>119840 (OP)

>Israeli Flags Burnt in

Based diversity?


36b0bc (11)  No.119874>>119877 >>119878

>>119872

>it wasn't a ban

Disappointed tbh


4e825e (46)  No.119875

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>>119869

gotchu covered fam *buys a wkd for £4*


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119876


e2fcbb (48)  No.119877

>>119874

I would've had to ban you too so you're both getting off with a warning for now


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119878>>119881

>>119874

>wanting her banned

that's gonna upset her, lad smh


09e573 (107)  No.119879>>119883

>>119872

but would it not just be easier to get a job first and then move out


4e825e (46)  No.119880>>119883

>>119872

>too unprepared

>wont find a job

How will you pay rent lad? do you have a nice stash or will it be them paying?


36b0bc (11)  No.119881>>119882 >>119884 >>119889

>>119878

Anything to stop that faggot anime character being posted.


4e825e (46)  No.119882

>>119881

*upvotes*


e2fcbb (48)  No.119883>>119886 >>119888

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Oh fuck I miss not having to moderate

I miss a lot of things

>>119879

But you have to move where the jobs are. I can't stay in my city it's too expensive here

>>119880

I have a good wad of cash not saying how much but it's 5 digits

If I could find a job that would pay mortgage I'm ok


3035dc (38)  No.119884

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>>119881

There's no need for that sort of language, lad.


09e573 (107)  No.119886>>119892

>>119883

Where are you moving to?


9fadfa (55)  No.119887>>119889 >>119891 >>119892

>>119870

It's cool homie, I'm actually fine. In all honesty. I'm turning over a new leaf too. For all of tonight I'm gonna take more care before posting garbage.

>>119871

Okay?

>>119872

So you don't have any plans but you wanna move out RIGHT NOW. Lad even I see that this plan isn't ideal. Why can't you just prepare and then leave?


4e825e (46)  No.119888>>119892

>>119885

did you?

>>119883

fair play lad, if you earned it there isnt much they can say tbh, just move out

>mortgage

you need a ~£20k deposit for that, and a steady income for at least 3 years.


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119889>>119893

>>119887

>Okay?

Don't see how strength can be permanent when your body actually physically changes when you're strong, and will revert if you don't continuously train it.

>>119881

harsh, lad


4e825e (46)  No.119891>>119893

>>119887

>take more care before posting garbage

no lad stream-of-conciousness posting is the future tbh.


e2fcbb (48)  No.119892>>119894 >>119895 >>119898

>>119886

I have several ideas but I need to explore them in detail

>>119887

No lad it wouldn't be for a few months at least

It's more of a gap year sort of thing but it could lead to the rest of life idk

>>119888

>you need a ~£20k deposit for that, and a steady income for at least 3 years.

Could manage the deposit but the latter is a stumbling block. I could always rent ofc, I'd just prefer not to dip into my savings too much if it's not recoverable


9fadfa (55)  No.119893

>>119889

It's because of muscle memory and central nervous system adaptions. I'm not gonna read you a textbook lad. If you don't believe me it's fine.

>>119891

Alright, I'll come back to garbage posting


09e573 (107)  No.119894>>119897 >>119899

>>119892

come and live with me and be my partner in crime


4e825e (46)  No.119895>>119904 >>119906

>>119892

why dont you do a gap year or something? as an excuse to work 'somewhere' abroad


5b9066 (79)  No.119896>>119904

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Rolls Royce silver shadow 1972 £1100 Ono

!!!!


e2fcbb (48)  No.119897

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9fadfa (55)  No.119898>>119903 >>119906

>>119892

At the end of the day, they're still your parents. If you pack your bags and leave, they'll still accept you when you come back homeless. Fuck then and do what you want. For Gods sakes though, please to some fucking planning.


4e825e (46)  No.119899>>119900

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>>119894

>tfw no invite to be dorsets pic


09e573 (107)  No.119900>>119902

>>119899

what diddee mean by this


b6bfee (8)  No.119901>>119911

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09e573 (107)  No.119902

>>119900

>tfw too dumb to realise until I posted


4e825e (46)  No.119903>>119915

>>119898

>do some planning

i advocate for a chaotic spontaneous lifestyle, prudent planning is a symbol of the patriarchy.


5b9066 (79)  No.119904>>119907


e2fcbb (48)  No.119906>>119908 >>119909 >>119915

>>119895

I said this but they're still resistant

It's not logically the best option tbf (I'd lose a little money probably) but happiness is more important and I'm secure financially

>>119898

Ofc lad. This is a recent idea and I am exploring it further. I just floated it to my parents and they didn't like it one bit though

It also doesn't help that I had to explain [other things] to my parents at the same time


4e825e (46)  No.119907>>119910

>>119904

i saw that lad, its a beast, is it a runner for that price?


4e825e (46)  No.119908>>119914

>>119906

>secure financially

this is a dangerous delusion lad, financial security comes from multiple independent income streams.


b6bfee (8)  No.119909>>119911 >>119914

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>>119906

what [other things] lad?


5b9066 (79)  No.119910

>>119907

It stops and it starts according to it's owner, but it's in Sheffield….


4e825e (46)  No.119911>>119919

>>119909

>>119901

quite like these tbh lad


09e573 (107)  No.119912>>119913 >>119914

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>when you get sad from feeling good


4e825e (46)  No.119913>>119920

>>119912

all things will pass


e2fcbb (48)  No.119914>>119918 >>119919

>>119908

Yes you're right of course

What I meant was that I am relatively secure in the event of failing because my parents will probably still back me up and my savings should last a while (but I don't want to eat it all ofc)

>>119909

irl stuff lad use your brain

>>119912

i sort of ktf tbh


9fadfa (55)  No.119915>>119917 >>119923

>>119903

It is what the baron would do tbh. I wonder if it's gotten easier or harder to walk out your door and go on an adventure in the modern world.

>>119906

Let's be honest lad, this is your fault. You came to your parents with wild eyes, telling them that you wanna move away and buy house with some german girl you just met. If you'd left out the german girl part and given them some graphs they'd be fine with it. When you show them all the planning you've done next time, they'll probably concede.


5387f5 (21)  No.119916>>119917

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>>119144

>imperium edition doesn't get edited

I see how it is.


e2fcbb (48)  No.119917>>119931

>>119915

>buy house with some german girl you just met.

I never said this and it's not my plan at all

I just had lots of different things to explain at the same time

I'm going ahead with planning it and will hope the come round. I think they will even if they're not happy.

>>119916

I couldn't log in while away tbh I'd have done otherwise

He only did it in response to you anyway I think


4e825e (46)  No.119918>>119929

>>119914

>savings should last a while

quick bit of napkin maths:

avg rent £7k a year

avg £3k council tax and bills

avg food bill for single person £2k a year

avg cost of driving £2k / year

time goes quickly too, you really should plan it to a minute detail.


b6bfee (8)  No.119919>>119929

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>>119911

It's been ages since I listened to them, second one's a bit shit, but then again I listened to it live

>>119914

Fair enough lad thought you'd want to share


5b9066 (79)  No.119920>>119924

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>>119913

ROLLS ROYCE UTE

LAD HELP ME


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119921>>119938

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>it's a skeptics take a page from the SJW playbook as soon as one of the people in their community get skeptic about race episode


36b0bc (11)  No.119922

>>119905

What


4e825e (46)  No.119923>>119931

>>119915

>tfw some days i feel more like don quixote than the baron


4e825e (46)  No.119924>>119925

>>119920

holy shit

*puts a ladder and a ton of sand in the back*


5b9066 (79)  No.119925>>119926

>>119924

Lad it can be the official newbrit shitposting machine


4e825e (46)  No.119926>>119928

>>119925

>irl shitposting in a chopped roller with the lads

ACTIVATE IT


4e825e (46)  No.119927

quads itt

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5b9066 (79)  No.119928

>>119926

ROCKA ROLLA ROYCE

LAD LAD LAD LAD LAD


e2fcbb (48)  No.119929>>119930 >>119932

>>119918

Yeah I have a vague idea already of some stuff but I'll do all the maths

If I can find a job that means I won't hemorrhage money at least that's decent I think

>>119919

Its pretty obvious I thought but maybe not. I don't want to bring it into the thread though

One of the other things was not wanting to go on holiday with them which is probably what pissed them off the most


4e825e (46)  No.119930>>119940

>>119929

also hide some of your money before you have a child, in case you get JUSTed.


9fadfa (55)  No.119931>>119940

>>119917

They will. If they don't then whatever. Removing training wheels makes the ride more fun.

>>119923

Dw lad, the story of vanlad is one different from either tale. I can say already it's a bit grimier


b6bfee (8)  No.119932>>119940

>>119929

In fairness I hadn't read the rest of the thread and you do get lads sharing personal stuff but whatever, my mistake tbh


5b9066 (79)  No.119933>>119934 >>119936

fuck I really want this rolls royce I don't know why


4e825e (46)  No.119934>>119935

>>119933

*initiates bidding war*


5b9066 (79)  No.119935>>119939

>>119934

Lad I'm not saying we should but we should.


36b0bc (11)  No.119936>>119937 >>119942

>>119933

Ebay is the devil

I nearly started bidding on a Vauxhall Nova yesterday


5b9066 (79)  No.119937

>>119936

It's not on ebay, it's on a private facebook group


3035dc (38)  No.119938

>>119921

Some things are just not meant to be probed into. A real skeptic knows when something should be left to G-d.


4e825e (46)  No.119939>>119941

>>119935

if i had money that wasnt already promised to a bit of land i probably would tbh, maybe buy the £1100 one and chop it down myself.


e2fcbb (48)  No.119940>>119942 >>119947

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OK then lads I'm going to go do stuff now

Maybe I'll come back idk don't wait up

>>119930

Might be overreaching there tbh lad for now but good advice for any guy I think

>>119931

>Removing training wheels makes the ride more fun.

True. I just want to get out there tbh

Maybe I'm dangerously disregarding some things but I still have a logical head

>>119932

No it's fine really lad I assume people are as clued up as I am which is unfair tbh

Read Friday's thread I guess


5b9066 (79)  No.119941

>>119939

It's the same car lad, already chopped and ready to shitpost.


4e825e (46)  No.119942

>>119936

>a nova

AHHHHH BUY IT LAD AND PUT SPLIT RIMS AND A STRAIGHT-THROUGH ON IT AND LETS GO CRUISING AROUND SAFEWAYS

>>119940

just sounded like something your dad was unlikely to pass on to you, given the description of the situation.


09e573 (107)  No.119943>>119944 >>119945 >>119952

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feel very bad, like pressure


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119944>>119948

>>119943

You'll have to let off some steam, lad don't fap


4e825e (46)  No.119945

>>119943

>pressure

pushing down on me, pushing down on you


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119946>>119949 >>119958 >>119968

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9fadfa (55)  No.119947>>119951

>>119940

It doesn't really matter anyway. No ones life has to go down a certain path. If you fail you can always pull a unabomber.

~not that I'd endorse that o'course~


09e573 (107)  No.119948>>119954

>>119944

I wont, I just want to feel sleepy so I can sleep


4e825e (46)  No.119949>>119950 >>119953

>>119946

>gender neutral character


3035dc (38)  No.119950


4e825e (46)  No.119951

>>119947

>pull a unabomber

psst hey kid etcetera


9fadfa (55)  No.119952>>119956

>>119943

I like to call that feeling "hell". It is fixed by changing aspects about your life. Descend further into it lad, you might have an awakening.


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119953>>119960

>>119949

She's a queen, lad. Smh


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119954>>119956

>>119948

>I just want to feel sleepy so I can sleep

DON'T fap, lad


5b9066 (79)  No.119955

Argh why do I want to buy a fucking rolls royce goddamnit.


09e573 (107)  No.119956

>>119954

I WONT

I will wait till im tired and then SLEEP and dream of qt

>>119952

hmm


36b0bc (11)  No.119957>>119963 >>119968 >>119969


a23153 (9)  No.119958>>119959 >>119963

>>119946

ahhhh please be a joke


5f1ad4 (23)  No.119959

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>>119958

She's just as worthy of being there as the other character


4e825e (46)  No.119960

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>>119953

looks like kenan off of kenan and kel


36b0bc (11)  No.119961>>119962

>>119905

Seriously, what did you mean by this


4e825e (46)  No.119962

>>119961

i dunno but i distrust anybody who uses the word troll in a post


9fadfa (55)  No.119963>>119964

>>119958

>>119957

>by 2040

whats the problem here fellas?


36b0bc (11)  No.119964>>119966 >>119967

>>119963

When I'm 50 I still want to be able to buy cars that have a gearstick and aren't riddled with (((technology)))


09e573 (107)  No.119965

might have a cheeky something to eat then head to bed


9fadfa (55)  No.119966>>119976

>>119964

Lad the law won't make it to 2040. We won't even believe in global warming by then. Could also be that petrol cars are naturally phased out by then. No big deal tbh


4e825e (46)  No.119967

>>119964

they only said 'new' cars, not existing cars. unless they ban ownership outright then im in favour of it, let the plebs have their robot cars.


3035dc (38)  No.119968

>>119946

>Nubians actually were darkies

>models them after bantus(?) instead of Ethiopians/Somalis

Closer than they usually are tbf

>>119957

>he wants to breath in the oestrogen fumes from petrol cars

Just kidding

>Air Quality Plan

How about: no more cars are needed because the number of people isn't growing exponentially?

>Green campaigners ClientEarth have twice successfully sued the Government --forcing them to bring out revised plans to tackle air pollution.

So a bunch of literally whos can force the government to pretend to do something about pollution but nobody can force them to pretend to do something about overpopulation?


5b9066 (79)  No.119969

>>119957

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE


4e825e (46)  No.119970>>119971

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found my street sharks folder lads


5b9066 (79)  No.119971>>119972

>>119970

Alright, enough fantasising about shitposting, if that chopped rolls drove, and drove well, what could we actually do with it?


4e825e (46)  No.119972>>119973

>>119971

pros

>chick magnet

>would look like south american narcotic smugglers

>could tow a caravan or load it with a ton of sand

cons

>cant park it anywhere

>does 10mpg

>constant repairs required to keep it going


5b9066 (79)  No.119973>>119974

>>119972

what about banger racing?


4e825e (46)  No.119974>>119975 >>119977

>>119973

its a bit expensive to race lad but it would be epic, probably have to race in a special class like classics or something, or do a destruction derby and ruin it in 3 minutes.


5b9066 (79)  No.119975


3035dc (38)  No.119976>>119997

>>119966

>No big deal

He has a point about the (((technology))) tbh. Modern cars with all their computers and things allow the manufacturer to retain control of the car even after you've bought it, so they can scalp you for extra shekels on a machine that you thought you owned. They can shut off certain features of the car for any reason, as happened to a relation of mine recently (the display used to tell you the mpg but the software got "updated" and now that's a premium feature). They can shut out third parties from carrying out services, including yourself, forcing you to use only their services or those of approved dealers who have to charge more in order to pay for the permission slip. This is where we're at now, never mind the future concerns about MI5 driving you into a river and locking the doors.


5b9066 (79)  No.119977>>119978 >>119981

>>119974

also did ya get my text?


4e825e (46)  No.119978>>119981

>>119977

yeah lad im just waiting on the customer to confirm the dates, should be the days ive said though.


09e573 (107)  No.119979

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5f1ad4 (23)  No.119980

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Fucking hell


c34bf7 (40)  No.119981

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>finally get to gm

>short notice so have to make an outline 5 mins before the game begins

>players instantly fail to read the mood / I fail to telegraph enough

>spend the session trying to diplomacy when it was clearly absolutely not an option because "if I roll a 20 it will work"

you'd think expositing the backstory as "a bunch of factions have been murdering eachother for at last a thousand years and there's a big blood fountain inhabited by a demonic god influencing them" is a clue that they can't be reasoned with to ally with eachother and break the stalemate

>>119977

>>119978

goodlads


4e825e (46)  No.119982>>119984 >>119985 >>119986

I HAVE IDENTIFIED THE SOURVE OF THIS RAMEN NONSENSE

>Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, a dried noodle block in a polystyrene cup (It is referred to as Cup Ramen in Japan, Cup Ramyon in South Korea). Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.


09e573 (107)  No.119983

File (hide): a0bc4dbfbd6c5b0⋯.png (322.85 KB, 768x576, 4:3, goodbye.png) (h) (u)


5b9066 (79)  No.119984>>119987

>>119982

basically just quick ramen


36b0bc (11)  No.119985>>119988

File (hide): dc7def5eff19649⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.19 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, DBQ1M_3W0AE0mdG.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


c34bf7 (40)  No.119986

>>119982

used to like a pot noodle tbh


4e825e (46)  No.119987>>119990

>>119984

reeeeeeeee ramen is a brand name of noodles ahhhhhhh stop using that horrible word


4e825e (46)  No.119988

>>119985

i wondered why some folk called noodles ramen and now i know, its because they are retarded.


4e825e (46)  No.119989

quads soooooooooooon


5b9066 (79)  No.119990>>119991

>>119987

Ramen is a type of dish served with noodles lad?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen


4e825e (46)  No.119991>>119994

>>119990

i started on that, but thats how all noodles are served anyway, according to my noodle research.


4e825e (46)  No.119992

*skew checking device activated*


c34bf7 (40)  No.119993>>119995

File (hide): 3df0ed0dc12c4ba⋯.png (246.02 KB, 632x356, 158:89, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Ramen

Ray men

Rayman


a23153 (9)  No.119994

>>119991

not all noodles are done in that style lad, I use it to differentiate


4e825e (46)  No.119995

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>119993

rain man


c34bf7 (40)  No.119996

File (hide): c8fc61a225d8bf1⋯.png (39.87 KB, 329x525, 47:75, don't be a 22st neet.png) (h) (u)

bit late for dubquads isn't it tbqh


9fadfa (55)  No.119997

>>119976

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of any of that either. I just don't see it actually going anyway. They'd have to ban the sale of used cars as well to stop people driving petrol or low-tech cars. I think we'll be fine on the matter tbh. I really hope we have this stuff fixed by 2040 anyway


5b9066 (79)  No.119998>>120005 >>120008

Meme school


a23153 (9)  No.119999>>120001 >>120003 >>120004

test


c34bf7 (40)  No.120000>>120003 >>120004

whatever happens

druids tbh


5b9066 (79)  No.120001

>>119999

PEMBS WHAT THE FUCK


36b0bc (11)  No.120002>>120007

File (hide): 88c92ca22c4825a⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YVAN EHT NIOJ.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Join the imperium lads


c34bf7 (40)  No.120003

File (hide): d6712b90c73009b⋯.png (9.04 KB, 364x275, 364:275, PTphonehome.png) (h) (u)

>>119999

shit get tbqh

>>120000

it's not dubquads but it's better


4e825e (46)  No.120004

>>119999

lad

>>120000

nice

as a side note can we all agree on a jehovahs witness get for 144000?


4e825e (46)  No.120005>>120008 >>120009


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120006>>120008 >>120010 >>120015 >>120059

File (hide): e296f036695cb6b⋯.png (609.31 KB, 888x719, 888:719, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Sperm Counts Have Plummeted Among Western Men, Scientists Confirm

>Something weird is going on with human sperm production. For decades, scientists have warned that sperm counts are dropping among Western men, but no one has really been able to prove it. In what is now the largest and most comprehensive study of its kind, scientists have presented compelling evidence in support of this rather alarming assertion, showing that sperm counts have dropped more than 50 percent in just four decades.

>The sperm count decline is real and it’s not showing any signs of slowing down, according to new research published in Human Reproduction Update. By conducting a meta-analysis of 185 studies published between 1973 and 2011, researchers from the Hebrew University-Hadassah Braun School of Public Health and Community Medicine and the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai documented a 52.4 percent decline in sperm concentration, and a 59.3 percent decline in total sperm count among men living in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand. The same declines were not observed among men living in South America, Asia, and Africa, where fewer studies have been performed.

:thinking:

It's "the pill", isn't it? As well as the plastic and hormones in food I guess

https://gizmodo.com/sperm-counts-are-declining-among-western-men-scientist-1797231662


4e825e (46)  No.120007

>>120002

not with those digits


c34bf7 (40)  No.120008>>120009 >>120012 >>120013 >>120014

night

l

a

d

s

>>120005

>>119998

slav school

but for 9gag

>>120006

all of that wasting precious bodily fluids tbh


5b9066 (79)  No.120009

>>120005

There's a clip on youtube where David Bowie is performing and whilst talking to the audience he just says "meme school"

>>120008

night lad


36b0bc (11)  No.120010

>>120006

The lesson to be learned here is STOP WANKING


c34bf7 (40)  No.120011>>120013

cheeky bedtime get


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120012

>>120008

night lad


4e825e (46)  No.120013

>>120008

night lad

>>120011

nice


9fadfa (55)  No.120014

>>120008

Night night fella


9fadfa (55)  No.120015>>120016 >>120020 >>120059

>>120006

Interesting that the sperm count decrease isn't noted in Asia. They deal with plastic a lot too right? Seems like it's not xenooestrogens


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120016>>120021

>>120015

Weird. They speculate that it is "chemicals", but have no real idea.


e2fcbb (48)  No.120017>>120018 >>120019 >>120020

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


4e825e (46)  No.120018>>120022 >>120023


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120019>>120023

>>120017

lovesick deerboy


9fadfa (55)  No.120020>>120021 >>120023

>>120015

I'd have to know about Oriental habits with birth control; where they get their water from; how they treat and the effects of oestrogen of fertility before I blame pills. I'd really like to know what it is if not birth control in our water though.

>>120017


9fadfa (55)  No.120021

>>120020

>>120016

here's your (you)


5b9066 (79)  No.120022>>120025

>>120018

Besides from banger racing is there any other racing that can be done in the rolls?


e2fcbb (48)  No.120023

>>120018

>>120019

>>120020

It's a good song and film lads


9fadfa (55)  No.120025

>>120022

motorcross >:)


d87ac9 (1)  No.120026>>120027

>22st will defend this

>>>/v/13099541


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120027

>>120026

No I won't.

>paying money for random loot

why


e2fcbb (48)  No.120028>>120030 >>120032

File (hide): ad4233a4727fe53⋯.png (337.87 KB, 640x476, 160:119, shoot me.png) (h) (u)


9fadfa (55)  No.120030>>120031

>>120028

lad stop this


e2fcbb (48)  No.120031>>120033

>>120030

Mark Hamill is the board tbh

D E A D


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120032>>120034

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120028

*shoots you*


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120033>>120034

>>120031

BO shouldn't say these things smh


e2fcbb (48)  No.120034>>120035

File (hide): 8c76c23222ee0d9⋯.jpg (25.67 KB, 825x464, 825:464, masterplan.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120032

>>120033

I have talked on numerous occasions about my master plan for this board


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120035>>120036

>>120034

I don't remember, lad… maybe I just skip your posts


e2fcbb (48)  No.120036>>120037 >>120046 >>120047

File (hide): 4ee7be851bdbf37⋯.png (72.3 KB, 485x750, 97:150, 1472336275066.png) (h) (u)

Night famalams

ACTION will be taken tbh

>>120035

Crashing this board with no survivors


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120037

>>120036

night lad


5b9066 (79)  No.120038>>120039

night lads


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120039

>>120038

night lad


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120040

night lasses


ac436d (1)  No.120041

Best cunting idea ive had in my life


09e573 (107)  No.120042

My bloody arms lads fucking hell


09e573 (107)  No.120043>>120046

I want a woman who is disgusted by sex.


5f1ad4 (23)  No.120044>>120045 >>120046 >>120047 >>120055 >>120082 >>120103 >>120226

File (hide): ef299f2bc5ffb60⋯.png (26.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Going on holiday for a few days. Probably won't post much if at all. Later lasses and lads


09e573 (107)  No.120045

>>120044

farewell my chum, where are you going?


5387f5 (21)  No.120046>>120048

File (hide): 0705a9e8fda6a13⋯.jpg (261.95 KB, 1738x2048, 869:1024, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120036

But I was starting to like this board.

>>120043

You can't trust anyone who says they don't like sex. They always get off to worse activities instead.

>>120044

Take care lad but I probably didn't get to post in time because of the captchas.


c34bf7 (40)  No.120047

>>120044

have a fun holiday lad

>>120036

good lad


09e573 (107)  No.120048>>120049 >>120051

File (hide): f6989d9259475f8⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 320x242, 160:121, bowden.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>120046

>They always get off to worse activities instead.

I thought my views were known to you


df6705 (4)  No.120049>>120050 >>120053

>>120048

wew what's this?


09e573 (107)  No.120050

File (hide): 9438a9ec58f5b57⋯.webm (791.82 KB, 480x272, 30:17, welcome to hell.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


5387f5 (21)  No.120051>>120052

File (hide): b9246073e223cb7⋯.png (200.32 KB, 700x933, 700:933, __2778621__c3f4d7cf0aafdee….png) (h) (u)

>>120048

Please be my friend lad.


09e573 (107)  No.120052>>120054

File (hide): b51cd8325d4c0e3⋯.jpg (4.7 KB, 203x212, 203:212, 1359225567794.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120051

Only if you stop the homo shit you little poz guzzlin poofter


3035dc (38)  No.120053

File (hide): 0961a494b43bc05⋯.webm (10.93 MB, 320x242, 160:121, Bowden humans out plants ….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>120049

Venus Flytrap


5387f5 (21)  No.120054>>120056

File (hide): 948dd65df230e39⋯.png (965.07 KB, 1100x707, 1100:707, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….png) (h) (u)

>>120052

Lad…


5b9066 (79)  No.120055

>>120044

Bye lad


09e573 (107)  No.120056>>120057

>>120054

Stop it you bumbandit


5387f5 (21)  No.120057>>120058 >>120060

>>120056

I'm not lad, don't defame me.


09e573 (107)  No.120058>>120063

>>120057

I know you secretly want to get drilled by me gayboy


3035dc (38)  No.120059>>120082

>>120006

>Hebrew University-Hadassah Braun School of Public Health

Oy! Since the west is the centre of the worldwide patriarchy it looks like testosterone isn't the patriarchy hormone after all. It must just be a genetic trait of white men smh

>>120015

Depends what you mean by Asia, it's a pretty massive place. I don't think the Chinese or Indians are exposed to plastics or artificial food as much as we are. Japan, South Korea, Singapore and possibly Taiwan would be the places to look I suppose but I would expect even they have cleaner food and water than we do.


df6705 (4)  No.120060>>120061 >>120063

>>120057

You're a bent ref, you're a free willy, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown.


09e573 (107)  No.120061>>120062

>>120060

upvoted


df6705 (4)  No.120062


5387f5 (21)  No.120063>>120064

File (hide): e374b711681378b⋯.png (436.15 KB, 814x720, 407:360, 1481566750218.png) (h) (u)

>>120058

Aaaaaaaaahhh you misread me lad.

>>120060

Wew.


09e573 (107)  No.120064>>120067

File (hide): 3a4046ee217993b⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 469x438, 469:438, hnng.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120063

youre a chutney ferret


c34bf7 (40)  No.120065>>120067

File (hide): 1e91784bb33d672⋯.png (413.93 KB, 600x545, 120:109, angryfrog.png) (h) (u)

FUDGE PACKERS


09e573 (107)  No.120066

anal secks


5387f5 (21)  No.120067>>120068 >>120069

File (hide): 37c9efdb8f089c9⋯.jpg (580.82 KB, 1700x2000, 17:20, 1470109416515.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120064

This wouldn't be happening if 22st was still here.

>>120065

We just have to accept Dorset for who he is lad.


09e573 (107)  No.120068

File (hide): 89471f6ffdf9310⋯.jpg (46.86 KB, 1159x736, 1159:736, le abused as a child not a….jpg) (h) (u)


df6705 (4)  No.120069

File (hide): 2d6cb45f89ff10e⋯.jpg (26.19 KB, 188x343, 188:343, tgc.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120067

22 aint here to protect you now gay boy. You're playing with the big dogs now.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF


c9decd (15)  No.120070

aaahhh


c34bf7 (40)  No.120071

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


5b9066 (79)  No.120072>>120073 >>120074 >>120075 >>120076

WHY DO I HAVE A SNOTTY NOSE WHO DID THIS


c9decd (15)  No.120073

File (hide): aff8e91148042ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.63 KB, 719x1080, 719:1080, DDbzIzaXUAEvH1_.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120072

The jews


c34bf7 (40)  No.120074

>>120072

*sneezes all over the board*


09e573 (107)  No.120075>>120077

>>120072

STOP MASTURBATING


3035dc (38)  No.120076

File (hide): 74985fa82ff13fc⋯.mp4 (165.36 KB, 854x480, 427:240, your mum.mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


5b9066 (79)  No.120077>>120078

>>120075

What's that go to do with getting a cold?


c9decd (15)  No.120078>>120079

>>120077

Weakens your immune system brother


5b9066 (79)  No.120079>>120080 >>120081 >>120084

>>120078

I've heard it's the other way round tbh


c9decd (15)  No.120080

File (hide): e601f42aecdca73⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 86.26 KB, 746x729, 746:729, DDbxHKAXoAEulFx.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120079

Where'd you hear that


09e573 (107)  No.120081>>120084

>>120079

Well you would hear that from people that want to weaken the white male.


9fadfa (55)  No.120082>>120083

Boy am I in a bad mood this morning. But I'm not gonna let that ruin my mood!

>>120044

L8r m8

>>120059

You've a good point, although the Chinese and indian manufacturers probably deal with a lot of plastic right? I suppose it's not that bad so long as our cum has potency still, but if it carries on then this is actually a major crisis for the western world.


09e573 (107)  No.120083>>120085

>>120082

wozzon droog?


3035dc (38)  No.120084>>120086

>>120079

>>120081

What do they tell kids in Israel, perchance?


9fadfa (55)  No.120085>>120086

>>120083

Worst sore throat in awhile. Burned finger on toastie iron, it didn't cook the eggs well enough so I'm gambling. That's it mostly.

How you doing brother


09e573 (107)  No.120086>>120087

>>120084

That wanking is bad obviously, probably one of the reasons for cutting their willyskin off too tbh

>>120085

i feel you fam

my muscles are hurtin and my teeth feel strange again(always happens when I sleep about 5-6 hours) and they feel dehydrated despite me downing pints of water


9fadfa (55)  No.120087>>120088

>>120086

I get that weird teeth thing too, but for me it's when I oversleep I think(?).

Feel the burn bo

Also what's your sugar intake like?


09e573 (107)  No.120088>>120090

>>120087

probably low tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120089>>120090 >>120093

>eye twitching again

fuck off


9fadfa (55)  No.120090

>>120088

Well keep on drinking whatever it is. Your body is rarely wrong

>>120089

You gotta fix your sleep brothr


c9decd (15)  No.120091

File (hide): 8c974ab17cd529e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.81 KB, 500x705, 100:141, DDVfARXXYAEpzrf.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


5387f5 (21)  No.120092

File (hide): 93f71c6ef2fa753⋯.jpg (550.41 KB, 1109x797, 1109:797, __artoria_pendragon_lancer….jpg) (h) (u)

Ancient humans had sex with non humans

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/science/news/article.cfm?c_id=82&objectid=11894688

>Gokcumen found "wildly different" genes in DNA of humans living in Sub-Saharan Africa. He believes these genes can be traced back to about 150,000 years ago when ancient humans were breeding with this mysterious "ghost species".

>"It seems that interbreeding between different early hominin species is not the exception - it's the norm," Gokcumen said, quoted by the Sun.

>"Based on our analysis, the most plausible explanation for this extreme variation is archaic introgression - the introduction of genetic material from a 'ghost' species of ancient hominins."

But I thought Sub-Saharan Africans were supposed to be pure 100% real human beings, unlike the evil Europeans and Asians who mixed with neanderthals and shit.


3035dc (38)  No.120093>>120095

>>120089

I hate it when that happens. Drink less caffeine and eat more fruit.


c9decd (15)  No.120094>>120097

File (hide): 069d2f7ce00f330⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 246.07 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, DE2rVs3VwAAEL66.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120095>>120097

>>120093

i dont drink caffeine and i eat fruit my boi


09e573 (107)  No.120096

how am i supposed to understand tennyson


3035dc (38)  No.120097>>120098 >>120099

File (hide): 396234e490b688c⋯.jpg (87.03 KB, 772x397, 772:397, where we're going.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120095

Do you smoke? The only other thing that I know causes it is stress and all I can prescribe for that is a cheeky wank.

>>120094

>the future could be the handmaid's tale in reverse


09e573 (107)  No.120098

>>120097

Filtered you stupid cunt


c9decd (15)  No.120099

File (hide): ea116dce9eab75f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 168.8 KB, 960x960, 1:1, DEhkZe5XUAEBmOE.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120097

STOP WANKING


09e573 (107)  No.120100

File (hide): bf61e7b4dc7c6bd⋯.webm (3.54 MB, 420x420, 1:1, 2020.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


a23153 (9)  No.120101>>120102

File (hide): 43198df5ab6d6d9⋯.jpg (60.2 KB, 550x366, 275:183, 1415498448573.jpg) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120102>>120103


a23153 (9)  No.120103>>120105

>>120044

goodbye lad have a nice time.

>>120102

lad


c9decd (15)  No.120104


09e573 (107)  No.120105

>>120103

time will stop if you stop masturbating


39c025 (54)  No.120106>>120107 >>120109 >>120120

i found my purpose lads


5b9066 (79)  No.120107>>120108

>>120106

What is it?


39c025 (54)  No.120108>>120109 >>120110 >>120111 >>120113 >>120117

>>120107

linguistics


c34bf7 (40)  No.120109

>>120106

>>120108

>not rearing dozens of hwhite children for your personal family RWDS

smh tbqh fam

whatever you do don't learn chinese


5b9066 (79)  No.120110>>120112


09e573 (107)  No.120111

File (hide): e793da05e7ed58b⋯.jpg (71.78 KB, 490x700, 7:10, der thot.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120108

fucking BORING

why are women so boring?


39c025 (54)  No.120112

File (hide): 35d2342ab2850b6⋯.gif (19.41 KB, 440x191, 440:191, young and hip and neocon.gif) (h) (u)


e37e85 (21)  No.120113>>120114

>>120108

not bad lass, where do you want to go with it?


39c025 (54)  No.120114>>120116

>>120113

I'll have to either go in the education field or be a translator/interpreter


09e573 (107)  No.120115>>120125

whats some cool flavoured flapjacks i can make


e37e85 (21)  No.120116>>120118

>>120114

i think being a translator would be more interesting lass, why have you decided you want to pursue this lifestyle?


5387f5 (21)  No.120117>>120118

File (hide): f21934dcfe34526⋯.jpg (742.56 KB, 1054x1200, 527:600, __darjeeling_iowa_kay_and_….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120108

You're a perfect match for it tbh, not many people have a trilingual upbringing.


39c025 (54)  No.120118>>120119

File (hide): 2996473ab75b59a⋯.png (234.18 KB, 433x424, 433:424, 35.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120116

If I'm having 3 languages in my Abiturium this would be a great way to give them a use at once. Other than that pedagogues in lower schools told me I'm linguistically talented and the analysis/meaning of languages was always very interesting for me.

>>120117

well that's pure happenstance


e37e85 (21)  No.120119>>120121 >>120126

>>120118

ah good luck lass, i think you'd be great tbh

>pedagogues

what does that mean?


d4382d (21)  No.120120

>>120106

good stuff lad


d4382d (21)  No.120121>>120122 >>120128

>>120119

a teacher


e37e85 (21)  No.120122>>120123 >>120126

>>120121

why did she say it like that then?


d4382d (21)  No.120123>>120124 >>120128

>>120122

shes talking about linguistics lad, you should expect some esoteric phraseology.


e37e85 (21)  No.120124>>120128

>>120123

ok lad, fair point


d4382d (21)  No.120125>>120127 >>120141

>>120115

cannabis, poppy seed, kratom, jelly vodka, etcetera


39c025 (54)  No.120126>>120127

>>120119

>>120122

a pedagogue is someone who is affiliated with children to analyse their behaviours and if they may or may not have any issues in any fields, and basically a person who trains and educates children.


e37e85 (21)  No.120127

>>120125

smh at you lad

>>120126

ah ok, cheers lass


39c025 (54)  No.120128>>120129 >>120130 >>120132

>>120121

>>120123

>>120124

thought it was regular vocabulary in english, it's a common word in Russia


e37e85 (21)  No.120129>>120133

>>120128

well i don think i've ever heard that word before


d4382d (21)  No.120130>>120131 >>120135

>>120128

its outdated, but still used - pedagogy is the art or skill of teaching, particularly children, in UK usage.

>the method and practice of teaching, especially as an academic subject or theoretical concept.

>"the relationship between applied linguistics and language pedagogy"


a23153 (9)  No.120131

>>120130

how meta


5b9066 (79)  No.120132>>120135

>>120128

Outside of very formal language it's seldom used.


d4382d (21)  No.120133>>120134

File (hide): b1a6ee136743e98⋯.png (504.33 KB, 641x475, 641:475, ElSwordo.png) (h) (u)

>>120129

congratulations, now you have


e37e85 (21)  No.120134

>>120133

err, ye i know lad


39c025 (54)  No.120135>>120137 >>120138

File (hide): eb8e2276efa19a0⋯.png (676.61 KB, 719x472, 719:472, autism.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120130

>>120132

ah ok

meant it as a bit of more than just "education", there's more to it. nevermind then.

it's comon to have a person look deeper into a child's development and then report about possible future outcomes to its parents. >inb4 socialism.


5b9066 (79)  No.120136>>120138

File (hide): e690b6f7bf51f28⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1280x855, 256:171, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

*looks at traditional knives online*

must resist


5b9066 (79)  No.120137

>>120135

>paying attention to children

>in a positive manner

>in the UK

wew


d4382d (21)  No.120138>>120139 >>120140

File (hide): b27881d906f0ad6⋯.jpg (18.23 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, BAH2449_A.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): f88f3f377509e70⋯.jpg (4.28 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (42).jpg) (h) (u)

>>120136

got these badboys coming tomorrow

>>120135

>its common

thats terrifying, unless you mean like a careers councillor or something


5b9066 (79)  No.120139

>>120138

Ooh noice


39c025 (54)  No.120140>>120150

>>120138

In kindergarden we had special trained pedagogues look at every child individually, it's just what they do in Russia to like concider what school would be best for the child or well yes I suppose what carreer would be considerable. If you find a skill a child tends to be good at (like maths or being social idfk what) you can develop those traits in the future.

i hope you bin those knives lad.


09e573 (107)  No.120141>>120143

>>120125

blueberry and cinnamon tbh

its in the oven

lets hope i dont fuck it up


5b9066 (79)  No.120142

File (hide): caad937892f1d64⋯.png (442.72 KB, 540x720, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

wall pepe


39c025 (54)  No.120143>>120145

>>120141

nice tbh


5387f5 (21)  No.120144>>120148

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Boink.


09e573 (107)  No.120145>>120147 >>120149 >>120155

File (hide): 09b13703e726eb7⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 500x473, 500:473, sweating pepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120143

how long should I could it for lass?


c9decd (15)  No.120146>>120153

File (hide): eec7f0b4d04e4ed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 595.76 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, DEn0kOsVwAEWyIV.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>still have a tanline on my shoulder from 2 months ago

wew lads


09e573 (107)  No.120147

>>120145

cook* smh


9fadfa (55)  No.120148

>>120144

>the tactics our police have to resort to deal with knife-armed hooligans

pathetic tbh


39c025 (54)  No.120149>>120151

>>120145

never did flapjacks tbh, 40 mins should do?


d4382d (21)  No.120150

>>120140

i guess thats probably a better way, provided the advisor isnt malicious or a marxist.

>bin the knives

reeeeeee i need them for work


09e573 (107)  No.120151>>120156

>>120149

i hope so

they are blue from the blueberry juice wew


09e573 (107)  No.120152>>120157

>tfw no lass to bake with

smh i love pastries too


d4382d (21)  No.120153>>120154 >>120158

>>120146

GO OUTSIDE


c9decd (15)  No.120154>>120160 >>120162

>>120153

I'd have to be outside wearing no shirt to fix this tank top tanline.

Also, it's chucking it down today


9fadfa (55)  No.120155>>120159

>>120145

what does the recipe say lad


39c025 (54)  No.120156

>>120151

soounds great i did strawberry waffles and they were brown smh


d4382d (21)  No.120157>>120159 >>120162

>>120152

>no lass to bake with

LAD get straight down to the community cooking courses and pick up a tasty mummy asap.


5387f5 (21)  No.120158>>120164

>>120153

It's tipping down where I am lad but I have to go out in it anyway, smh.


09e573 (107)  No.120159>>120164

>>120157

VERY good idea

>>120155

dunno im just doing whats logical tbh


d4382d (21)  No.120160>>120163 >>120165

File (hide): ebfd84b92075042⋯.jpg (9.86 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images (6).jpg) (h) (u)

>>120154

>outside with no shirt

i-isnt this normal behaviour?


5387f5 (21)  No.120161

Raheem Kaseem got suspended from twitter btw. He'll be going on about this for months.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/26/twitter-suspends-breitbart-editors-account-days-radical-islam-book-announcement/


9fadfa (55)  No.120162>>120166 >>120168

>>120157

I gotta pick up a tasty mummy the second I leave the nest. If I'm left to cook for myself I'll be found dead with my arm in a waffle iron.

>>120154

It's summer lad. What else are people to do except walk around shirtless? I walk around my neighbourhood shirtless when it's hot tbh


c9decd (15)  No.120163

File (hide): 31cb9ab454c84dd⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.49 KB, 604x605, 604:605, DFHyXMdUwAAKA1j.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120160

not for me


d4382d (21)  No.120164

>>120158

its raining on and off in best county, smh. going anywhere nice?

>>120159

good lad. DONT talk to me until youve met 3 mummies.


3035dc (38)  No.120165>>120167 >>120169

File (hide): 367b943069b9911⋯.jpg (118.42 KB, 900x684, 25:19, supreme race.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120160

>wearing clothes at all


d4382d (21)  No.120166>>120180

>>120162

>cause of death: feminism


d4382d (21)  No.120167

>>120165

of course battles should be conducted naked lad, but not day-to-day civil matters.


39c025 (54)  No.120168>>120171 >>120180

>>120162

men are supposed to be the better gastronomes


09e573 (107)  No.120169>>120170 >>120172

>>120165

>tfw my benis is way bigger than theirs


3035dc (38)  No.120170

>>120169

They were higher test back then


d4382d (21)  No.120171>>120173 >>120174 >>120183

>>120168

>gastronomes

dont know what this means, reading it as if it says 'food dude'

for fine dining, definitely. but the way to a mans heart is reputedely through his stomach.


d4382d (21)  No.120172

>>120169

but i imagine they got to use theirs far more often, rather than not at all.


c34bf7 (40)  No.120173

File (hide): 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png) (h) (u)

>paperwork

I finish it today and there's a seminar tomorrow and then the NEA is done until I can get my bloody license

>>120171

gastric gnomes


39c025 (54)  No.120174

>>120171

>dont know what this means

oh ffs

yeah just cooks then


09e573 (107)  No.120175>>120176

File (hide): a039ac7882aabe7⋯.jpg (9 KB, 267x181, 267:181, just do it.jpg) (h) (u)


39c025 (54)  No.120176

File (hide): e540777d0615ddc⋯.png (208.81 KB, 310x318, 155:159, best girl.PNG) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120177>>120178

opening my window and sitting on the sill pretending to be in a depressive french black and white film is refreshing


d4382d (21)  No.120178>>120179

>>120177

sounds noir.


09e573 (107)  No.120179>>120181 >>120189

File (hide): 3bf4f949b8dd6cb⋯.jpg (83.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pure kino.jpg) (h) (u)


9fadfa (55)  No.120180>>120182 >>120185

>>120168

What you want from me? Maybe I could get good with practice but I'd probably die of E.coli before I made it to the big time. Fucking cooking dude

>>120166

*Imagines the heights I'd sore to if I had an arranged married wife who made me meals*

Feminism truly is the death of civilization


d4382d (21)  No.120181>>120184

>>120179

are you smoking cigarrettes through a tube and ashing them on photos of past lovers?


d4382d (21)  No.120182>>120187

>>120180

>arranged marriage

paki detected


3035dc (38)  No.120183>>120186 >>120188 >>120189

>>120171

>it's a foreigner speaks English better than an Englishman episode

tbf pedagogue and gastonome are very Frenchy words


09e573 (107)  No.120184

>>120181

I don't smoke, I'd probably die if I did. I smoked two cigarettes and each time I coughed up for days


39c025 (54)  No.120185>>120193

>>120180

you should be able to cook at least a little to not make yourself a slave to a woman's cooking, at the very least. but having a cook waifu is always nice. Chemists are supposedly best cooks.


09e573 (107)  No.120186

>>120183

we need to remove all non-english words from the english language tbh

t. william barnes


9fadfa (55)  No.120187>>120190

>>120182

Lad our noble leaders have been rigging the marriage game for centuries long before a paki ever even saw Europe.


d4382d (21)  No.120188

>>120183

ive come across pedagogy in academic writing quite a bit, but never gastronome, i guess because i dont ever read about fancy food except sweets and bread.


e2fcbb (48)  No.120189>>120191 >>120192

File (hide): e51d8f8bca14f37⋯.jpg (1.08 MB, 1620x1122, 270:187, 1428148337937.jpg) (h) (u)

je reviens

>>120179

I like this pic tbh

>>120183

I understood both words but maybe that's bc of school idk

You should always seek to extend vocabulary tbh


d4382d (21)  No.120190>>120193

>>120187

ive got no problem with familial assistance in choosing a partner, but a culture of arranged marriage is not cricket.


09e573 (107)  No.120191>>120201

>>120189

a'ternoon pops


87bff3 (25)  No.120192>>120194 >>120201

>>120189

>seek to extend your vocabulary

tbh, but you can deduce the meaning easily enough from the context and a familiar part of the word:

>gastro

food

>peda

child

etcetera


9fadfa (55)  No.120193>>120195

>>120185

Well it ain't happening over night lass. I'll just do what I've always done and learn when it's important for my continued survival.

Guess I'll head down to the local pharma lab and see if there're any pretty girlies.

>>120190

Agreed tbh. I'd be right sad if mummy and daddy stitched me up with a right munter just for her dowry.


9fadfa (55)  No.120194>>120200 >>120202

>>120192

now do "exsanguination"


39c025 (54)  No.120195>>120196

>>120193

tbf if you're getting a lab gf you'll get a bunch of other weird great baggage with it. wish i was an alchemy kinda dude but my chem knowledge if too far behind.


9fadfa (55)  No.120196>>120204

>>120195

What kind of baggage? We just talking autism?


5b9066 (79)  No.120197>>120198 >>120201 >>120202 >>120203

>tfw everyone is going away for holiday except me in my family

uhhh party at mine?


9fadfa (55)  No.120198>>120212

>>120197

Down. What's your address lad?


09e573 (107)  No.120199>>120207

HURRY UP AND COOK YOU SOFT FAGGOT OATS


87bff3 (25)  No.120200>>120202 >>120205 >>120213

>>120194

>exsanguination

>ex

remove

>sanguine

????

maybe

>exsanguine

removing something (from something?)

>ation

the action of

the action of removing something (from something else)


e2fcbb (48)  No.120201>>120212

>>120191

hey fam

>>120192

That's very true tbh

>>120197

>wanting to trash your own place instead of someone else's


c34bf7 (40)  No.120202>>120206 >>120209 >>120210 >>120212

>>120194

>>120200

Ex - un, death etc

Sanguine - Cool blooded, calm, blood

Bleeding to death

>>120197

aw yee


87bff3 (25)  No.120203>>120212

>>120197

DO IT LAD


39c025 (54)  No.120204>>120211 >>120215

>>120196

nah chemists are just generally morally evil in my experience dunno why. but they're fun guys to be around. but maybe I'm romanticising the science too much.


9fadfa (55)  No.120205>>120206 >>120210

>>120200

not bad lad. it's the action of draining blood


9fadfa (55)  No.120206


39c025 (54)  No.120207>>120208


09e573 (107)  No.120208>>120218

File (hide): 33e2e8bcbeb16b5⋯.png (894.99 KB, 919x703, 919:703, ANGRY.png) (h) (u)


c34bf7 (40)  No.120209

File (hide): fa0aa84b57b7f1f⋯.png (136.28 KB, 277x270, 277:270, Druid Boyard Checks Dubs.png) (h) (u)

>>120202

check em

I did latin as a sprog and remember nothing


87bff3 (25)  No.120210>>120215 >>120220

>>120202

>>120205

wessex got the blood bit, that would have made it more accurate.


9fadfa (55)  No.120211>>120214 >>120216

>>120204

I'd probably bond well with them in the short term then.


5b9066 (79)  No.120212>>120217 >>120220

>>120202

Isn't sanguine warmblooded, the reverse of melancholic right? It generally means cherry and chipper people. To be exsanguined to to have all your blood drawn out of you.

>>120203

>>120202

it's uh next week ackshually

>>120201

Who said trash?

>>120198

I'm not falling for this again GCHQ.


39c025 (54)  No.120213>>120215 >>120225 >>120231

>>120200

>not knowing sanguis = blood

it's one of the few latin words I knew before learning latin


5b9066 (79)  No.120214>>120216 >>120225

>>120211

form a chemical bond maybe?


c34bf7 (40)  No.120215>>120222 >>120231

>>120210

>>120213

it's a french loan word itself loaned from latin

Sang is frog for blood, how I remember it tbh

>>120204

one pooinloo mixie lad I knew did chemistry then went to sandhurst specifically to become a bioweapons developer

checks out


c9decd (15)  No.120216>>120225

File (hide): 194c7132fc1de33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 333.72 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, DD4frFRUIAASwDA.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120211

>>120214

ba dum tiss


e2fcbb (48)  No.120217

>>120212

It always happens lad


39c025 (54)  No.120218>>120219

>>120208

get it

his name is flapjack


09e573 (107)  No.120219>>120221

>>120218

No because I don't watch cartoons


9fadfa (55)  No.120220>>120222

>>120210

You got remove, wessex got blood. T'was a team effort. You 2 should become translators.

>>120212

No seriously though, lead me to it by leaving directions in a series of dead drops. I can bring bad coke and ket if you want


39c025 (54)  No.120221>>120223

>>120219

smh it's a nice cartoon


5b9066 (79)  No.120222>>120224

>>120215

Lad did you not learn it from the four humours? Phlegmatic, melancholic, sanguine, and choleric.

>>120220

N o


09e573 (107)  No.120223>>120227

>>120221

cartoons are for children whos parents don't want to entertain them themselves


c34bf7 (40)  No.120224>>120229

>>120222

I only learnt those when I got into the 16th century tbqh

Descriptively I have seen "sanguine" used in the context of being content, calm, unworried and so on


9fadfa (55)  No.120225

>>120213

I learned it from Oblivion tbh.

>>120214

>>120216

lad…


e2fcbb (48)  No.120226>>120228

File (hide): c3b8924b9e4f9c5⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, arenige.jpg) (h) (u)

oh shit forgot

>>120044

Have a nice time lad we'll miss you


39c025 (54)  No.120227

>>120223

describes me pretty accurately


39c025 (54)  No.120228

>>120226

oh shit 22nd is gone didn't see


5b9066 (79)  No.120229>>120231

>>120224

Yeah but coldblooded refers to aloof and calculating, whereas sanguine temperaments are considered optimistic and pleasant.


9fadfa (55)  No.120230>>120233 >>120235 >>120238

My mustache is prickling my face and I don't like it. take me back to the hairless days


87bff3 (25)  No.120231

>>120213

>>120215

thanks lads, learn something new every day.

>>120229

that was approximately my definition of sanguine too, maybe its even-blooded in old terminology.


09e573 (107)  No.120233>>120235 >>120236

>>120230

I shaved mine off smh


c34bf7 (40)  No.120235>>120236

File (hide): 0e6ba675a786568⋯.png (271.63 KB, 390x610, 39:61, absolutelydruidic.png) (h) (u)

>>120230

>>120233

let it grow


9fadfa (55)  No.120236>>120242

>>120233

i cba tbh. Kinda goes with my currently short hair.

>>120235

I'll probably shave it off come my next job interview tbh


e2fcbb (48)  No.120238>>120240

>>120230

>having a mustache

If it doesn't look like uncle Joe's you shouldn't have one


9fadfa (55)  No.120240>>120245

>>120238

It came with the rest of the fuzz lad. I'm just referring to the hair that's specifically growing on my lip


c34bf7 (40)  No.120241>>120243 >>120245 >>120250

File (hide): 0043a80a855406a⋯.png (66.15 KB, 200x185, 40:37, getafix3.png) (h) (u)

>decided to grow my beard out to see if it looks shitty or not just in time to work and attend family reunions looking like an unshaved hobo


39c025 (54)  No.120242>>120244 >>120250

File (hide): 4f5a2ef2e88544b⋯.png (130.96 KB, 390x219, 130:73, raep2.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120236

>tfw no annoying hairs growing on my chin

based oestrogen


3035dc (38)  No.120243

>>120241

I've spent the last three years looking like a hobo tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120244>>120246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120242

>tfw no jewish qt with sideburns


e2fcbb (48)  No.120245>>120246 >>120247 >>120248 >>120250 >>120273

>>120240

>>120241

Modern 'beards' are for numales, clean shaven is the way forwards


c9decd (15)  No.120246

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120244

>jewish girls

>>120245

this tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120247>>120248 >>120249 >>120251

>>120245

I hate your faggot attitude

It doesn't matter

If men are cucked, facial hair or clean shaven doesn't matter


c34bf7 (40)  No.120248>>120249 >>120261

>>120245

>>120247

I'M TAKING IT BACK

along with the checked shirts and the fancy trousers that aren't jeans

and pipe smoking

and long hair

please help I was a hippyster all along


e2fcbb (48)  No.120249>>120252

>>120247

Having a numale beard makes you look cucked no matter what though

>>120248

smh lad

Just dress nicely


9fadfa (55)  No.120250>>120255 >>120256

>>120241

*tried and failed to find the video where sam screams at the camera asking people to give him time in regards to his beard*

Well people will probably tell you if it looks shitty or not so I guess it's all good.

>>120242

fucking girls…

>>120245

I'm just gonna go ahead and do what I feel like lad


9fadfa (55)  No.120251

>>120247

this tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120252>>120256

>>120249

that's why you grow a proper beard and dont have a faggot hairstyle


09e573 (107)  No.120253

I want to make babies with her.


09e573 (107)  No.120254

I just want consciousness bloody hell I can't see or hear properly


39c025 (54)  No.120255>>120259 >>120263

File (hide): 6be472e802234af⋯.png (295.17 KB, 540x496, 135:124, d6d59175-4f5b-4355-8276-dc….png) (h) (u)

nap tbh

>>120250

never said anything about girls lad

>no thicc fluffy beard

smh


e2fcbb (48)  No.120256>>120261

>>120250

Do that lad

Just don't end up like the fedora crowd

>>120252

This depends on you having a good build as well though

If you're scrawny or fat it won't work


a23153 (9)  No.120257>>120258 >>120259 >>120260

File (hide): eeb4047394a7b10⋯.png (852.21 KB, 1200x1035, 80:69, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 8ba6088e75f7302⋯.png (148.11 KB, 342x331, 342:331, eJwNyEEOhCAMAMC_8ABasBbrbw….png) (h) (u)


c9decd (15)  No.120258>>120262

>>120257

Neo BTFO


e2fcbb (48)  No.120259>>120262 >>120263

File (hide): 221cae2a9ec78b0⋯.jpg (49.42 KB, 682x502, 341:251, gnight.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120255

Enjoy it

>>120257

Drumpf is slowly starting to possibly redeem himself but I need to see more


3035dc (38)  No.120260>>120262

File (hide): 90ed79772bfa2eb⋯.png (5.32 MB, 3420x2310, 114:77, Trump admires a wall.png) (h) (u)

>>120257

Well at he's doing some things right.


9fadfa (55)  No.120261>>120268

>>120248

I ll help you take back long hair and pipe smoking lad. Not sure about the other two yet though. tbh I want some tie-dye shirts

>>120256

I don't like hats or suits tbh. But I'll tell you now, when I start dressing in clothes I deem fashionable, the whole world will cry out in fear.


a23153 (9)  No.120262>>120264 >>120267 >>120270

>>120258

lad…

>>120259

maybe Pence has turned up the voltage in office

>>120260

>remembering when I used to post pics of Hillary etc by the wall to prove Drumpf isn't like them

h-haha


c34bf7 (40)  No.120263>>120264

File (hide): d3f7d08d0ec2df8⋯.webm (3.69 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Trump & Farage Duet.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>120255

luxurious

face

pubes

>>120259

isn't he still fucking over Assad though


e2fcbb (48)  No.120264

>>120262

We all knew based Pence would be our true saviour

>>120263

He stopped funding opposition groups no?

He's still not to be trusted though ofc I don't forget what he did earlier


a23153 (9)  No.120265

Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Croc

ahhhhhhhhhh that takes me back


09e573 (107)  No.120266>>120269 >>120277

File (hide): 8446cfd19dfba45⋯.png (252.06 KB, 511x428, 511:428, 1377335493086.png) (h) (u)

>no gf to go fruitpicking with while she wears a summer dress

>she'll never shriek with fear after seeing an adder while I laugh it off and then cuddle her to make her feel better

>we'll never get home and make fruit pastries or alcohol with the fruit


c9decd (15)  No.120267

File (hide): 7e43ef8f76b731e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 64.22 KB, 1080x882, 60:49, DE9OaQQXUAALgvR.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120262

>lad…

I can't even delete it because the password changed tbh


c34bf7 (40)  No.120268>>120275 >>120276

File (hide): 653eb9b7f63c0d8⋯.png (278.39 KB, 448x419, 448:419, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120261

goodlad

I reckon blue and green plaid trousers should make a comeback tbh

snazzy and traditional


e2fcbb (48)  No.120269>>120274 >>120277

File (hide): 66bb32bd371b85e⋯.png (378.63 KB, 900x371, 900:371, 27651550.png) (h) (u)

>>120266

Go out and find her lad


3035dc (38)  No.120270>>120271

File (hide): e650080c56d48dd⋯.jpg (43.01 KB, 634x576, 317:288, more than kings... Gods.jpg) (h) (u)


e37e85 (21)  No.120271>>120275

>>120270

what was that orb meant to be anyway?


5b9066 (79)  No.120272

>tfw thread broke and you didn't realise and wondered why everyone stopped posting

reeeeee


87bff3 (25)  No.120273

>>120245

hahahahaha stubble masterrace


09e573 (107)  No.120274

>>120269

>tfw no gf who I met in a bookshop who is somewhat shy but still social and has a disdain for immorality


3035dc (38)  No.120275

>>120268

>ywn practice sem-nude swordfighting with BIG wooden shields with the lads

>>120271

I haven't a clue tbh


9fadfa (55)  No.120276

>>120268

>re: hair

It should be noted I tend to only approve of voluminous long hair. I won't allow mine to look like smooth mcgrooves.

>re: kegs

I can see them working. Might have to get them in slims though.

I'll wear mine with a neon green stringer and a BIG BLACK leather jacket. It'll look golden >:)


9fadfa (55)  No.120277>>120279 >>120282

>>120269

>>120266

I suspect finding the adder might be pretty hard tbh. You'll have to maybe sneak one into the field Dorset lad


87bff3 (25)  No.120278>>120280 >>120281 >>120283

got some new snuff lads


09e573 (107)  No.120279>>120283

>>120277

whys that? theres loads here


09e573 (107)  No.120280

>>120278

good lad


e37e85 (21)  No.120281

>>120278

noice lass


e2fcbb (48)  No.120282>>120283 >>120284 >>120290

>>120277

Never seen an adder


9fadfa (55)  No.120283>>120284 >>120287

>>120278

what snuff lad

>>120279

I assumed they were rare tbh

>>120282

me neither


09e573 (107)  No.120284>>120286

>>120282

>>120283

theyre good lads

you can scare tourists by saying theyre everywhere too tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120285

think I put way too much milk in tbh, theyre still soggy at the bottom, top is crispy and nice though smh, I gave up


e2fcbb (48)  No.120286>>120288 >>120289

File (hide): e4e5b70addde9cd⋯.jpg (403.7 KB, 2000x1000, 2:1, gainsbourg.jpg) (h) (u)

Gonna find something to do cya lads

Weird now that my gf isn't here to take out anymore

>>120284

kek good lad


87bff3 (25)  No.120287

>>120283

a few different (((premium))) ones, abraxas, walter scott and viking. the abraxas is unreal tbh, it was 50% off so i bought all three types for less than a tenner, kek.


09e573 (107)  No.120288

>>120286

goodbye cap'n


87bff3 (25)  No.120289>>120291

>>120286

always maintain a life outside of the relationship lad, it is less painful when it ends.


5b9066 (79)  No.120290>>120291

>>120282

Have you not? I remember when I was a wee kid in cornwall on a family holiday there was one in the garden and my dad picked it up and threw it over the wall


e37e85 (21)  No.120291>>120292 >>120312

who here /gettinchubby/

>>120289

that got a bit serious for a second there lad

>>120290

dad sounds like a legend lad


87bff3 (25)  No.120292>>120297

>>120291

>chubbing

not me lad, ive lost a few kilos over the summer

>a bit serious

but very true and important tbh.


5b9066 (79)  No.120293>>120294 >>120295 >>120298

Train fares are a jewish invention created to keep me down and prevent me from going out and having a good time.


87bff3 (25)  No.120294>>120299 >>120315

>>120293

have you not got an under-25s discount card? its like 1/3rd off for £30 a year.


09e573 (107)  No.120295>>120296

>>120293

Trains are a jewish invention


87bff3 (25)  No.120296

>>120295

the industrial revolution was a mistake


e37e85 (21)  No.120297

>>120292

> ive lost a few kilos over the summer

fairs lad

>but very true and important tbh.

i'll remember it if i ever need it


6eb148 (3)  No.120298

File (hide): a11ddfeb4221791⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.31 KB, 540x675, 4:5, DFiFB7aXoAEe2GE.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120293

Based free market train system giving you the option of 4 equally shit operators.


5b9066 (79)  No.120299>>120300

>>120294

Never used to get trains as much, everything was so much closer and for the amount of times I'd get the train £30 would be more than that.

t. has spent more on trains the past couple of months than ever

maybe it's time to get one…


87bff3 (25)  No.120300>>120313

>>120299

its well worth it tbh.


87bff3 (25)  No.120301>>120302

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw no argument over you by 2 southern belles


e37e85 (21)  No.120302>>120303

>>120301

the fuck did she do to her face tbh


6eb148 (3)  No.120303>>120304

>>120302

Tried to avoid looking like a leather sack at the age of 30 due to white """women""" ageing


e37e85 (21)  No.120304>>120305

>>120303

black dont crack, honkey


6eb148 (3)  No.120305>>120306

>>120304

Until she develops AIDS due to her mother having it and looks like skeletor at 24


e37e85 (21)  No.120306

>>120305

eh, atleast they look like humans and not eyyyy's


5387f5 (21)  No.120307>>120308 >>120309 >>120310 >>120316

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Lads.


e37e85 (21)  No.120308

>>120307

>tfw a fuckin mutt


e37e85 (21)  No.120309>>120311

>>120307

the thing is with videos like this, they bring a depressing message and then dont actually offer any solutions beyond "march again". There is no plan or anything


e37e85 (21)  No.120310>>120311

>>120307

Like no shit theres a problem, everyone knows there a problem. why was this video made? It contributes nothing to anything that we dont already know


7bbedc (7)  No.120311

>>120310

>>120309

spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) trying to demoralise us tbh

ALSO HOTWHEELS FIX YER FUCKING WEBSITE


9fadfa (55)  No.120312>>120319

>>120291

Think I am tbh. I have a small tendency to overeat.


5b9066 (79)  No.120313>>120314

>>120300

Seems like it, I'll probably invest in the near future then, how long would it take to get one?


c34bf7 (40)  No.120314>>120316

>>120313

you take a passport style photo of yourself, go to a ticket office and ask for one. they give you some paperwork and then send it to you or do it at the station


3035dc (38)  No.120315>>120317

File (hide): 8a86092021d1499⋯.jpg (216.33 KB, 900x582, 150:97, Ronnie_girlfriend.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120294

>under-25s


5b9066 (79)  No.120316>>120317 >>120319 >>120321

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120307

This speech was originally from a 90s cop show called NCS Manhunt, the main villain of this episode is the speaker of this speech. The series has never had a DVD release despite being highly popular when it came out.

>>120314

Urgh that's a lot of effort


87bff3 (25)  No.120317>>120319 >>120322

>>120316

its not that bad tbh, if you do a birmingham trip or something then youve saved the cost in one trip.

>>120315

i am on the cusp of not being an under-25 tbh lad.


7bbedc (7)  No.120318

File (hide): 8b23e539f9b3ba4⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 63.87 KB, 540x674, 270:337, DEe3ht7UwAAjf9X.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw no chinky gf


c34bf7 (40)  No.120319>>120320 >>120324 >>120551

>>120317

>>120316

>>120312

what do you think about meeting in birmingham when shrop has some scratch together?

it's roughly the median distance between all of us

but it's also a shithole filled with wogs


87bff3 (25)  No.120320

>>120319

it sounds horrible but better than not organising at all.


3035dc (38)  No.120321

>>120316

Huh, never heard of it.

>Despite the series popularity, and strong viewing figures, a second series was never commissioned. Notably, neither the pilot nor the complete series have ever been issued on DVD, although the series was repeated in its entirety on Forces TV in 2016.

Memory holed


b6bfee (8)  No.120322>>120323

>>120317

>i am on the cusp of not being an under-25 tbh lad

Bloody hell I thought you were older lad

I'm 23


87bff3 (25)  No.120323>>120326 >>120327 >>120551

>>120322

everybody says this, i dont know if its an insult or not


5b9066 (79)  No.120324>>120325

>>120319

>birmingham

no


87bff3 (25)  No.120325


b6bfee (8)  No.120326>>120329

>>120323

Not an insult lad, it's just you've obviously been through a lot. I guess people just subconsciously associate it with age


e37e85 (21)  No.120327>>120329

>>120323

you just seem quite wise lad


7bbedc (7)  No.120328>>120330

What could possibly go wrong with a group of internet racists meeting in a City of Pakis


87bff3 (25)  No.120329

>>120326

makes sense tbh, just weird, most of my peers went through more / worse tbh.

>>120327

ta lad.


87bff3 (25)  No.120330>>120331

>>120328

>vanlad in his armoured chariot

>wessex in his steel toe boots

>anprim with his dafty prowess

>shrop with his mma training and steroidal anger

fuck it it sounds like a laugh


5b9066 (79)  No.120331

>>120330

*The boys are back in town starts playing*


bff6f5 (3)  No.120332>>120333 >>120334 >>120344

Why did she abandon us?


7bbedc (7)  No.120333

File (hide): 622baaaaaf57174⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 119.05 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, DEjtKUyXgAAcQsU.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120332

She's a huwhite """woman"""


b6bfee (8)  No.120334

>>120332

concentrated autism


09e573 (107)  No.120335>>120336

File (hide): 807464ebebc633f⋯.png (211.24 KB, 606x444, 101:74, wait.png) (h) (u)

Had lewd thoughts in bed, bit of precum got out(no touchy) but I stopped and quickly had a cold shower


7bbedc (7)  No.120336>>120337

File (hide): bc46cd609cd0dab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 177.04 KB, 720x960, 3:4, DFlk-MCW0AAhb_G.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120335

good lad


09e573 (107)  No.120337>>120338

>>120336

thanks, your posts have helped me

also reading some nofap posts have

the most important thing is to never ever look at porn tbh


87bff3 (25)  No.120338

>>120337

>never look at porn

this


5387f5 (21)  No.120339>>120340

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Late Nige link.


87bff3 (25)  No.120340


7bbedc (7)  No.120341>>120342

File (hide): 90228a24ec7182c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 326.77 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, DENv0AkVYAAU_fr.jpg large.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm offskies lads.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do


87bff3 (25)  No.120342>>120343

>>120341

where you going?

>anything you wouldnt do

like sex, socialising & forming intimate relationships?


7bbedc (7)  No.120343


3035dc (38)  No.120344

>>120332

Is this that woman from Game of Thrones?


210050 (1)  No.120345>>120346 >>120347 >>120348

Present your teats. It's time for your milking.


5b9066 (79)  No.120346


c34bf7 (40)  No.120347>>120349

File (hide): ab475483f3b6940⋯.png (36.74 KB, 948x686, 474:343, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120345

100 shekels to see chosen baps


3035dc (38)  No.120348

>>120345

Must be cool to be able to produce milk tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120349

File (hide): 3a4046ee217993b⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 469x438, 469:438, hnng.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120347

I want to see hers tbh


5b9066 (79)  No.120350

File (hide): 33296bd6537555f⋯.png (432.44 KB, 500x700, 5:7, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120351

Why is it dead here?


5387f5 (21)  No.120352>>120353

>>>/brit/383852

>defaming 22st when he can't defend himself

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.


87bff3 (25)  No.120353>>120354

>>120352

ahhhhh i miss him lads


09e573 (107)  No.120354

>>120353

RIP 22st


87bff3 (25)  No.120357>>120358 >>120359

File (hide): a9a9e9cbed98f4a⋯.png (185.66 KB, 1500x1208, 375:302, a9a9e9cbed98f4a4edd8ec73cc….png) (h) (u)

*posts 22st oc in an effort to pretend hes still here*


5b9066 (79)  No.120358

>>120357

wow it's almost like him


e37e85 (21)  No.120359

>>120357

just a couple days lass, hell be back soon


39c025 (54)  No.120360>>120362

>>120356

stop raiding any time


5b9066 (79)  No.120361

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

REAL FROG HOURS

HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING HON BUTTON


8de228 (11)  No.120362>>120363 >>120364

>>120360

It's juicy time!


bff6f5 (3)  No.120363


39c025 (54)  No.120364>>120365

>>120362

like i don't even click on them but the board is full of you. idk what chinkdude tells you on your board but he should stop shilling this place there


8de228 (11)  No.120365>>120366

File (hide): 3910a43af8802f1⋯.jpg (279.84 KB, 1478x1108, 739:554, 6885769854758657.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120364

>implying anyone is in charge of you posts what and where

silly daftie lass


39c025 (54)  No.120366>>120367

>>120365

you even talk like a chink now


8de228 (11)  No.120367

File (hide): 29e9d9bd3db3f97⋯.gif (1.18 MB, 209x180, 209:180, 96857568476.gif) (h) (u)


39c025 (54)  No.120368>>120370 >>120371 >>120372

File (hide): e49c84068f34547⋯.png (39.5 KB, 188x183, 188:183, ree.PNG) (h) (u)

>when you find and look up a qt model and turns out she mostly does nsfw stuff


c34bf7 (40)  No.120369>>120371

File (hide): bc4422ed6f132b3⋯.png (341.91 KB, 607x632, 607:632, the chink fears the briton.png) (h) (u)

tbh


8de228 (11)  No.120370>>120374 >>120375

File (hide): d5daab40cf4663a⋯.jpg (58.38 KB, 630x893, 630:893, 857647475365.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120368

i know that feel

pic related


09e573 (107)  No.120371>>120375

File (hide): e9ce60a139aa883⋯.jpg (79.89 KB, 1899x1002, 633:334, 2dbb3462b793c5af077b726af5….jpg) (h) (u)

>>120369

goodpost

>>120368

why are you looking up qt models..?


5387f5 (21)  No.120372>>120373

File (hide): 7526499e423e831⋯.png (896.7 KB, 1037x1056, 1037:1056, b2cb0871dacfc9816c82073aac….png) (h) (u)

>>120368

What sort of qt models are you chasing?


8de228 (11)  No.120373

File (hide): a48d8dbd7bdf744⋯.jpg (301.09 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, 7968574758697.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120372

Japanese mainly


b6bfee (8)  No.120374

>>120370

Wew, that's actually a good one, except for the chinky face of course


39c025 (54)  No.120375>>120377

File (hide): cffb3ae47dff163⋯.jpg (78.43 KB, 736x1226, 368:613, 6b771271ad5ca50d9d2cce05db….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0d484ae4401ad08⋯.jpg (125.49 KB, 1280x1275, 256:255, photoshoot-for-disturbia-c….jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 54f6d687d77a93e⋯.jpg (12.37 KB, 400x400, 1:1, zgdxwiOm_400x400.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120370

>not save

<this

as if

>>120371

was looking at t-shirts (who doesn't from time to time) and girl pic related got me interested so i googled her naem and got mostly porn.


bff6f5 (3)  No.120376

File (hide): ade59e98ad07845⋯.jpg (31.14 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 1500399121048.jpg) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120377>>120378 >>120380

>>120375

she's ugly


536292 (1)  No.120378>>120379 >>120381 >>120382

>>120377

how bout now?


09e573 (107)  No.120379


39c025 (54)  No.120380>>120383


e37e85 (21)  No.120381


882e20 (31)  No.120382

File (hide): e7a321f60f49d40⋯.gif (640.77 KB, 470x362, 235:181, giphy.gif) (h) (u)


3035dc (38)  No.120383

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>120380

Goth died in the 80s.


09e573 (107)  No.120384>>120385 >>120392 >>120400

>ywn design a small flat boat you can comfortably live in to go up and down small rivers


882e20 (31)  No.120385>>120392 >>120393

>>120384

hmm i could help with that if you have funds


8de228 (11)  No.120386>>120394

File (hide): 330041e61b53fe7⋯.jpg (442.14 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 796857346.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 36c9b9d4ec76b41⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 960x720, 4:3, Party.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

CHOON


e2fcbb (48)  No.120387>>120390 >>120404

File (hide): b5b24f9f0a279f4⋯.jpg (59.41 KB, 680x726, 340:363, trump.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): a5a0ddd46952a3f⋯.jpg (56.72 KB, 697x960, 697:960, putin.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 95c270934aa7f0d⋯.jpg (55.31 KB, 701x960, 701:960, shrek.jpg) (h) (u)

Pick one


882e20 (31)  No.120388>>120391

i wish imperiumlad was here instead of this other imperium lad


5387f5 (21)  No.120389>>120392 >>120393 >>120394 >>120396

File (hide): 2329bda6e712c62⋯.webm (7.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, fireworks.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Went for a short walk and got to see some fireworks for free.


882e20 (31)  No.120390>>120395

>>120387

drumpf>putin>shrek


8de228 (11)  No.120391

File (hide): 8271ff4c78358f3⋯.jpg (52.58 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 7956845746786sukeban.jpg) (h) (u)


c34bf7 (40)  No.120392>>120398 >>120408

File (hide): 2f502c23d29de83⋯.png (33.04 KB, 948x686, 474:343, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120384

>>120385

>ywn be an incapable dorshite unable to knock together a watertight wooden box

feels ambivalent

>>120389

I hope he had a license for those dangerous explosive devices


09e573 (107)  No.120393>>120399

>>120389

tell me where you live honey

>>120385

hmm


e2fcbb (48)  No.120394>>120399 >>120401

>>120386

spoiler or b& tbh

>>120389

I often get free fireworks outside my window tbh


e2fcbb (48)  No.120395>>120397

>>120390

wtf lad it's clearly shrek>putin>drumpf


882e20 (31)  No.120396>>120399

>>120389

nice, looks like either facing north on the The Weald or south on the hampshire flatlands.


882e20 (31)  No.120397>>120410

>>120395

fite me shrekcuck


882e20 (31)  No.120398

File (hide): 31113ab0b0dba1b⋯.jpg (4.28 KB, 231x194, 231:194, rog1_9602.jpg) (h) (u)


5387f5 (21)  No.120399>>120405 >>120410

>>120393

Never.

>>120394

D-do we live next to each other?

>>120396

DON'T spy on me.


3035dc (38)  No.120400>>120402 >>120403

>>120384

You mean a narrowboat?


8de228 (11)  No.120401>>120410

File (hide): 27719ddd77c09cf⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.34 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, 7968574635264.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120394

>spoiler or b& tbh


882e20 (31)  No.120402>>120421

>>120400

or a houseboat


c34bf7 (40)  No.120403

>>120400

you mean a longraft?


39c025 (54)  No.120404>>120406 >>120410 >>120421 >>120450

>>120387

i chose evropa


882e20 (31)  No.120405

>>120399

sorry lax.


882e20 (31)  No.120406

>>120404

nice tonies


c34bf7 (40)  No.120407>>120409

>2017

>not living on a domicilevessel


09e573 (107)  No.120408>>120411 >>120416

File (hide): 9eef5e2bf63babe⋯.jpg (29.31 KB, 918x450, 51:25, meme.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120392

I don't know how boats work


882e20 (31)  No.120409>>120416

>>120407

saint cox was, look what happened to her


e2fcbb (48)  No.120410>>120413

File (hide): 060048839ad554c⋯.jpg (41.37 KB, 397x525, 397:525, gun.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120397

put yer hands up nigger

>>120399

wew

even if we did I wouldn't meetup bc meetups are gay tbh

>>120401

good lad

>>120404

Good choice

I'm stealing this btw


882e20 (31)  No.120411>>120412 >>120416

>>120408

pretty much like that but bigger, 6ft is barely a dinghy, more like a boogieboard tbh.


09e573 (107)  No.120412>>120414 >>120415

>>120411

i want small tbh


882e20 (31)  No.120413>>120417

File (hide): 497426782e33d91⋯.jpg (125.22 KB, 800x530, 80:53, 20170613_193021.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120410

put em up


5b9066 (79)  No.120414>>120416

>>120412

if that's flat bottomed that's like a lilo lol


882e20 (31)  No.120415>>120419

>>120412

less than 4 metres wouldnt be livable when you include a cabin and outboard motor or an oar bench .


c34bf7 (40)  No.120416>>120418 >>120419

>>120408

>>120411

on a river all you need to worry about is the centre of gravity

that wouldn't be very good because it's back heavy and you cba to do counterweights and that

cabin goes in middle

>>120409

it's a conspiracy to keep the thinship community cowed

>>120414

FLAT BOTTOMED BOATS MAKE THE RIVERINE TRADE FLOW


e2fcbb (48)  No.120417

>>120413

*shoots you*


882e20 (31)  No.120418>>120423

>>120416

or the motor balances the forward cabin like most boats


09e573 (107)  No.120419>>120423 >>120425

>>120415

No need for a motor tbh

>>120416

i see


e2fcbb (48)  No.120420>>120422

File (hide): d384f6dcd874c39⋯.jpg (57.02 KB, 712x960, 89:120, false brethren alarm.jpg) (h) (u)


3035dc (38)  No.120421>>120423 >>120425

>>120404

Good meme tbh

>>120402

I thought they were the same thing but just googled it and apparently there are people who live on regular boats too.

>tfw no druidic boat nation


09e573 (107)  No.120422>>120424

>>120420

I think the guy who runs that page is the complete opposite of the good doctor

he bragged about losing his virginity tbh


c34bf7 (40)  No.120423>>120425 >>120426

>>120418

>>120419

you can just have it as one big box like a regular dwellingship tbh

>>120421

I don't mind boats but prefer dry land tbqh

while I was living in France my mum wanted me to go live with some random hippies who had a wooden, channel-capable ship they lived in

would have been cool tbh but they were also idiots and nearly got themselves killed in a storm a few months after offering to take me in because

>hippy boomers in charge of being responsible


e2fcbb (48)  No.120424

File (hide): 1416c17d41a1bf5⋯.jpg (135.25 KB, 920x1280, 23:32, AMEN.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120422

Of course he isn't anything like Are Henry, this is obvious from a brief look at the page tbh

It's good for memes though


882e20 (31)  No.120425>>120427 >>120431

>>120419

just going to bob about in one place?

>>120421

>boat nation

>tfw you will never refloat the cutty sark under the druid/pol/ banner

>>120423

true, but then you need a barge to tow it to other moorings.


882e20 (31)  No.120426>>120431

>>120423

>hippy boomers in charge of being responsible

*shudders*


09e573 (107)  No.120427>>120428 >>120429 >>120431

>>120425

a thing called oars, or I could just push it along by pushing it into the bottom of the river


882e20 (31)  No.120428>>120433

>>120427

>dorset wants to live in a punt

top kek, wouldnt get far in english rivers


3035dc (38)  No.120429>>120433

>>120427

>a punt for a houseboat

lad


e2fcbb (48)  No.120430>>120438

File (hide): ab8ec7674645540⋯.jpg (75.54 KB, 321x348, 107:116, JUST end it.jpg) (h) (u)


c34bf7 (40)  No.120431>>120435 >>120439

>>120427

>>120425

it's for canals and rivers right

horses tbqh

or you can just pull it with a rope

>>120426

they got back to a Brittany port and sold the boat in favour of renting a shitty city house because

>preserving my parents legacy takes effort and I can't be arsed


882e20 (31)  No.120432>>120434

File (hide): 8af8623c47e86a8⋯.jpg (8.46 KB, 300x225, 4:3, $_35.jpg) (h) (u)


09e573 (107)  No.120433>>120437

File (hide): 5bfcf9574c3d8a4⋯.jpg (34.86 KB, 918x450, 51:25, meme.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120428

>>120429

make it real


c34bf7 (40)  No.120434

>>120432

hmmmmmmm

can't grow food on it though

wish there were riverine properties about not bought up by rich cunts for the occasional spot of fishing tbh


882e20 (31)  No.120435

>>120431

>horses

aye lad thats more like it, proper canal boat. But a motor is cheap - youd have to keep the horses nearby which is another outgoing.


e2fcbb (48)  No.120436>>120445

File (hide): e4ae960cbe37f83⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1902x949, 1902:949, joker.png) (h) (u)

>BBC shilling gays even more strongly than usual

MAKE IT STOP


882e20 (31)  No.120437

>>120433

Ill make you a 6ft x 3ft punt for £750 if you like


3035dc (38)  No.120438

>>120430

>"I suspect many who doubt the abilities of our diverse service personnel might be more reluctant to serve than they are to comment."

Bigots btfo


09e573 (107)  No.120439>>120440

>>120431

only tiny rivers tbh


c34bf7 (40)  No.120440

>>120439

if you really want to live in a large basket you could just make a coracle tbh

just takes wicker and time


5b9066 (79)  No.120441>>120442

File (hide): 5c1a15737a48d84⋯.png (553.15 KB, 801x600, 267:200, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Claudia Cardinale feeding Spaghetti to stray cats at the Pantheon, 1963


c34bf7 (40)  No.120442

>>120441

bit of a stupid bint tbqh

could have at least given them the raw mince instead


3035dc (38)  No.120443>>120459

File (hide): 7b64080202809d6⋯.jpg (91.05 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, HNNNNGG.jpg) (h) (u)

>the NHS symptom checker has disappeared

FUCK OFF 111 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO A PERSON


c34bf7 (40)  No.120444>>120446 >>120459


5387f5 (21)  No.120445>>120447 >>120449

>>120436

I thought the BBC was already the gayest institution on the planet.


c34bf7 (40)  No.120446

File (hide): 7751645c1a2ad1b⋯.png (996.26 KB, 880x1262, 440:631, batemanga.png) (h) (u)

>>120444

druids

to be quite honest


09e573 (107)  No.120447>>120448

>>120445

No, that would be you.


c34bf7 (40)  No.120448

File (hide): 3f8d9d375daf82e⋯.png (168.16 KB, 358x432, 179:216, 4584696.png) (h) (u)


e2fcbb (48)  No.120449>>120464

File (hide): 4a4795f758c5e1c⋯.png (548.23 KB, 808x944, 101:118, crying.png) (h) (u)

>no fresh Shury-Mury for 3 weeks now

>>120445

Apparently it's 50 years of fag rights now so it's even worse now


5b9066 (79)  No.120450>>120451 >>120454


e2fcbb (48)  No.120451>>120453

>>120450

Google translate it lad or learn it yourself

The shirts are English anyway


e2fcbb (48)  No.120452>>120463

File (hide): 56cc5a00f0eba20⋯.png (484.33 KB, 495x694, 495:694, absolutely disgusting.png) (h) (u)

also

>graphic shirts


5b9066 (79)  No.120453

>>120451

yeah but the content isn't.


39c025 (54)  No.120454>>120456

>>120450

>heading

no shipping costs after 50€

clothing \ projects \ material \ bags \ protection (wtf kinda website is this)

new in shop

lad this is pretty self explanatory in context anyway


c34bf7 (40)  No.120455>>120457 >>120458 >>120460 >>120462

File (hide): abbb27f76d9dc92⋯.png (352.54 KB, 894x894, 1:1, goodnightwp.png) (h) (u)

night


5b9066 (79)  No.120456>>120461

>>120454

Yeah I know that stuff I'm not that daft, it's uh anti capitalist website yeah… I was just looking to see if they're good nativist lads


39c025 (54)  No.120457

File (hide): dba300e8dfe2ceb⋯.png (48.83 KB, 189x255, 63:85, sockhead.PNG) (h) (u)


5b9066 (79)  No.120458

>>120455

nighto


882e20 (31)  No.120459

>>120443

what's wrong lad

>>120444

nice


882e20 (31)  No.120460

>>120455

night mate


39c025 (54)  No.120461>>120463

>>120456

lad this is the daftest shit i've ever seen, even IB is better


e2fcbb (48)  No.120462

>>120455

night lad


5b9066 (79)  No.120463>>120465 >>120467

>>120452

>not supporting the (potentially) far right

>not having some ebil shirts to chill out at home in or muck about it.

It's also summer lad

>>120461

>IB

GO DAFT OR GO HOME

I'm pretty sure these guys were mates with the OG dafties anyway


882e20 (31)  No.120464>>120467

File (hide): 483f05c72a74b5a⋯.jpg (156.66 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 20170706_171247.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120449

fancy polo shirt with collar up master race


39c025 (54)  No.120465>>120466 >>120468

>>120463

don't even like one sticker smh lad I'm always down for some useless daft stickers


5b9066 (79)  No.120466>>120470

>>120465

not even free my nigga horst Mahler or the Black Front stuff?


e2fcbb (48)  No.120467>>120469 >>120471

>>120463

Graphic shirts are for manchildren and daft shirts like this are for edgy contrarians who want to broadcast their edginess tbh

Just dress nicely lad, it looks better tbh

>>120464

Polo shirts are nice tbh I got some not long ago


882e20 (31)  No.120468>>120471

File (hide): b609ecbd6194ed8⋯.png (387.2 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170726-223930.png) (h) (u)

>>120465

>daft stickers


882e20 (31)  No.120469>>120478

>>120467

i only own polos tbh, they are sturdy enough to work in for a year or 2, ive had some workshirts for nearly 5 years now.


39c025 (54)  No.120470>>120471

>>120466

idk who horst mahler is tbh


5b9066 (79)  No.120471>>120472 >>120473 >>120474 >>120475 >>120478

>>120467

>Dressing nicely

hang on lemme put on my designer brands to work out in or go for a run yes that'll do me. You dress for occasion lad, and what's wrong with supporting the cause and getting something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?

>>120468

Can ya get that transparent?

>>120470

Smh tbh.


39c025 (54)  No.120472>>120487

File (hide): cdd1953bd6d53a2⋯.png (342.76 KB, 695x472, 695:472, run escape.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120471

nigger just give me a quick rundown then i can't be assed to look it up


882e20 (31)  No.120473

File (hide): abdd28a674ecb89⋯.png (219.93 KB, 531x638, 531:638, 20170711_193718.png) (h) (u)

>>120471

dunno maybe, have a look, heres the file


39c025 (54)  No.120474>>120487

>>120471

>what's wrong with supporting the cause and getting something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?

no I'm with herts on this one, it's just slacktivism and in its own way virtue signalling. if they're too fringe or subtle to understand (maybe some of them are) it would pass but this is not better than the Praise Kek xDD shit


882e20 (31)  No.120475>>120487

File (hide): 5e34f3db251fb6e⋯.jpg (28.96 KB, 1200x1280, 15:16, bbclmi000004nav_1x.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 571d88707290e77⋯.jpg (75.48 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ao1950_1_cloudzoom.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120471

>fun to wear

i find polos and 3/4 lengths fun to wear tbh, but i do have some more-larpy football casual stuff that i wear to the pub, pics related.


882e20 (31)  No.120476

File (hide): 2ff9ca898482042⋯.png (197.66 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170726-224621.png) (h) (u)

*buys druid/pol/ t shirt*


39c025 (54)  No.120477>>120479 >>120482 >>120487

so wait it's both right wing and antifa merch under one wing?


e2fcbb (48)  No.120478>>120487

>>120469

They're good shirts tbh, look good and simple

>>120471

>designer brands

no lad this is not the only choice

any branding is bad tbh

>what's wrong with supporting the cause

Not everything has to be politics related, also there's a good chance you're giving money to spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine). Anyway you can always donate no?

>something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?

I'm interested in looking good tbh. Fun is something you have or partake in rather than look imo. You don't need to constantly be showing off how much of an ebil nazi you are tbh


882e20 (31)  No.120479

>>120477

hang on, wtf?


09e573 (107)  No.120480>>120481 >>120483

File (hide): b4a917a30b8d405⋯.jpg (86.41 KB, 395x404, 395:404, britpol westcountry meetup.jpg) (h) (u)

you all have shit taste in fashion

pic related is me


882e20 (31)  No.120481

>>120480

based, wheres wessex with his somerset pepes


e2fcbb (48)  No.120482

File (hide): 125b29203b914cc⋯.jpg (36.55 KB, 465x528, 155:176, holy sht.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120477

spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)


e2fcbb (48)  No.120483>>120484 >>120485

>>120480

I love the West Country tbh


09e573 (107)  No.120484>>120486

File (hide): 7352c363f1610f2⋯.png (95.6 KB, 1296x758, 648:379, sgrumby.png) (h) (u)

>>120483

I love you


3035dc (38)  No.120485

>>120483

You're alright too, for a grockle


e2fcbb (48)  No.120486>>120488 >>120493 >>120496

File (hide): 953250dff2cea08⋯.png (376.62 KB, 703x548, 703:548, what the fucking fuck was ….png) (h) (u)

night famalams

>>120484

uwot

I like you too lad


5b9066 (79)  No.120487>>120492 >>120493 >>120496

File (hide): fb0fe71b8858a69⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120472

Horst Mahler was a radical member of the baader Meinhof gang otherwise known as the Red Armee Faktion and had a change of heart and realised patriotism is the only form of socialism and is currently under arrest for holocaust denail charges

>>120474

One of those is donating money to le based skeptic who makes 40 hour videos looking at the news, and another is getting a token of whatever and sending money to people who are actually doing something, you can't compare made up internet movements to a group of like minded individuals who are friends engaging in activities on a regular basis (legal talk bear with) and sending them a bit of bob and getting a t shirt in the mail which you occasionally wear whilst camping or sweating it up.

>>120477

Would you like to hear about

STRASSERISM?

>>120478

If I was going to donate the same amount of money, what's wrong with getting something in return?

>>120475

>Tfw can never justify any football casual stuff

It's all so goddamn expensive and Fred Perry was part jew


09e573 (107)  No.120488

>>120486

sweet dreams honey


8de228 (11)  No.120489>>120495

File (hide): 53198b459088113⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 173.9 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 9768697855474.jpg) (h) (u)

Join The Imperim


39c025 (54)  No.120490>>120491 >>120492

File (hide): 2577708f409d98a⋯.jpg (49.87 KB, 400x359, 400:359, lemonafe.jpg) (h) (u)

>cider


09e573 (107)  No.120491>>120494 >>120498

File (hide): 1b96c7b8cf80ed9⋯.png (13.71 KB, 646x720, 323:360, ANGER.png) (h) (u)

>>120490

what areyou implying by this post madam


e2fcbb (48)  No.120492>>120513

>>120487

>what's wrong with getting something in return?

Outlined this already tbh

>>120490

>insulting based cider

You made me post after I said goodnight, you will pay

But for now goodnight for reals


4e1b37 (34)  No.120493>>120513

>>120486

night lad

>>120487

>too expensive

just a bit tbh.


8de228 (11)  No.120494

File (hide): e907a12b51f3021⋯.jpg (223.13 KB, 1082x1920, 541:960, 087968574635243.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120491

she just made some

she's had a leak


3035dc (38)  No.120495>>120499

>>120489

Lad, please, I got this far today without masturbating.


39c025 (54)  No.120496>>120513

>>120487

>strasserism

what le fug you stop this

>to people who are actually doing something

I'll never buy this meme but i'll get your point now. still i don't know what they need 20€ of my money for, even if we agree on some things. and t-shirts, well, my fashion already is mostly clothes from my grandmother (and her friends), or other second hand. guess 20 euros to these dudes is better than 10 to h&m but c'mon

>>120486

night


09e573 (107)  No.120497>>120500

On the plus side, I will retain my youthful good looks and potential health for at least one decade more.


39c025 (54)  No.120498>>120501

>>120491

cider = lemonade

has always been for me at least


8de228 (11)  No.120499

>>120495

sorry, mush.


39c025 (54)  No.120500>>120503

>>120497

where did you find the golden apple tree lad


09e573 (107)  No.120501>>120502

>>120498

Cider is apples you absolute mong


39c025 (54)  No.120502>>120505

>>120501

i meant the taste


09e573 (107)  No.120503>>120506

File (hide): a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg) (h) (u)


3035dc (38)  No.120504>>120508

>lemon cider

Can you even ferment lemons?


09e573 (107)  No.120505>>120507

>>120502

There are hundreds or thousands of ciders though, is it because you drank a fizzy(disgusting) cider?


39c025 (54)  No.120506

File (hide): 1ec1904c05a2b7d⋯.png (306.46 KB, 590x476, 295:238, tooom delooone.PNG) (h) (u)


39c025 (54)  No.120507>>120509 >>120511 >>120512

>>120505

no i don't diss on cider, quite tasty actually, just where is the alcohol

where is it

if it can't make even me drunk it never was there in first place

but you hate alcohol so that might be why you like it


4e1b37 (34)  No.120508

>>120504

i think so, but i doubt it tastes good


4e1b37 (34)  No.120509>>120514

>>120507

lass proper cider is 5-10% abv tbh.


39c025 (54)  No.120510>>120529

File (hide): ce8c66a280d3b68⋯.png (103.29 KB, 268x284, 67:71, deku-kun.PNG) (h) (u)

oh boy look at the time


09e573 (107)  No.120511>>120514

>>120507

>where is the alcohol

you meming here lass?

all of them here are at least 5%, going up to 9 or 10%


3035dc (38)  No.120512>>120514

>>120507

>if it can't make even me drunk

Am I being cheeki breekid? What ABV is cider in Germany?


5b9066 (79)  No.120513>>120516 >>120519

File (hide): 7886efa462f6422⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1200x655, 240:131, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>120493

I am a penny-pincher to the end

>>120496

BLACK FRONT NOW

it's one of the few symbols you can use without ever getting the zog in nearly every country

Do I have to give you the rundown on AntiKapKollektiv as well? smh how can you wear the dafty flag and not know about the dafties across the globe.

>>120492

>Outlined this already tbh

I don't get why you're so adverse to it, you make it seem like my whole wardrobe is just far right gear when in reality my "evil racist" stuff is in the minority.


39c025 (54)  No.120514>>120515 >>120517 >>120529

File (hide): c96e0b4307412c1⋯.png (81.01 KB, 175x341, 175:341, gah.PNG) (h) (u)

>>120509

>>120511

>>120512

i literally never got drunk from cider and i drank lots of it

is english cider different from french cider


09e573 (107)  No.120515>>120520

>>120514

yes.

french cider = poofter cider


5b9066 (79)  No.120516>>120518

>>120513

And tbh most far right gear that isn't a T shirt looks crap with an exception of polos but those signal far too hard surprisingly.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120517>>120520

>>120514

3 pints of scrumpy puts most people on their arse tbh, its definitely different from french cider.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120518

>>120516

>tfw no far right polos


39c025 (54)  No.120519>>120524

>>120513

i'm not actually a dafty ideologically m'lad

maybe i'll get radicalised one day


39c025 (54)  No.120520

>>120515

>>120517

alright cool, consider my words taken back until further experimentation


09e573 (107)  No.120521>>120522 >>120524

File (hide): 5d35809bece17d0⋯.jpg (168.32 KB, 972x648, 3:2, old rosie.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 43d1412a8a3235a⋯.jpg (31.67 KB, 590x406, 295:203, are doug.jpg) (h) (u)


4e1b37 (34)  No.120522

>>120521

>old rosie

>proper cider with bits of yeast still in it

based lad.


39c025 (54)  No.120523>>120526 >>120528 >>120529 >>120530

File (hide): 376d990e01ef9f0⋯.png (384.39 KB, 490x611, 490:611, lel.PNG) (h) (u)

gnight folks


5b9066 (79)  No.120524>>120525 >>120530

>>120519

Yeah but you are wearing their symbol smh tbh

>>120521

>not scrumpy in a milk carton

isn't that what it's meant to be served in?


39c025 (54)  No.120525>>120527

>>120524

yea so

their symbol is pretty aesthetic ngl


4e1b37 (34)  No.120526


5b9066 (79)  No.120527

>>120525

smh and u compared me to kekistanis


5b9066 (79)  No.120528


5387f5 (21)  No.120529>>120537

>>120510

>>120514

These Midoriyas look suspiciously lewd.

>>120523

Night night.


09e573 (107)  No.120530>>120534

>>120523

gnight duck

>>120524

a cider jug tbh


3035dc (38)  No.120531>>120532 >>120533

File (hide): 71123c476e28320⋯.jpg (51.53 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Cidre Doux.jpg) (h) (u)

I do like cidre doux though tbh, even if it is just expensive apple juice.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120532>>120536

>>120531

>2%

kek


09e573 (107)  No.120533>>120535

>>120531

the french intrigue me


4e1b37 (34)  No.120534

File (hide): cc4ad73bb83d471⋯.jpg (15.83 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 0022556_l.jpg) (h) (u)

>>120530

>cider jug

a demijohn tbh.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120535>>120538 >>120539

>>120533

pros:

>make lovely bread

>make a shit ton of wine

>have nice countryside

cons:

french


3035dc (38)  No.120536

>>120532

I know lad. I blame the revolution.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120537

>>120529

are you doing a new thread lass?


5b9066 (79)  No.120538>>120539 >>120540 >>120545

>>120535

How do we unfrench the french??


09e573 (107)  No.120539>>120542

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>>120535

normandy was very beautiful, but I was suffering from sea/landsickness and i hadnt slept, so I dont remember much smh

I'd love to go again tbh

>>120538

need you ask?


4e1b37 (34)  No.120540>>120541

>>120538

a combination of strong cider and brutal football hooliganism.


5b9066 (79)  No.120541>>120544

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>>120540

The french like hooliganism tho


4e1b37 (34)  No.120542>>120543

>>120539

>normandy

youre damn right its beautiful, its watered in filthy kraut blood *spots oppurtunity to use newly learnt word* and fine anglo exsanguinations


09e573 (107)  No.120543

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4e1b37 (34)  No.120544>>120546

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>>120541

the french hooligans are based, if only all frogs were like that. im hoping our ancient rivalry will be continued by the firms, thereby freeing france from cuckery one pagga at a time.


3035dc (38)  No.120545>>120547

>>120538

Restore Brittany and Aquitane, annex Normandy and Calais. Use the rest as a prison colony.


5b9066 (79)  No.120546>>120548

>>120544

>tfw the ancient rivalry between France and England has finally found it's true platform, football hooliganism

brb having a punch up


4e1b37 (34)  No.120547>>120549

>>120545

>rightful english clay over the channel

too right, push the frogs back to tours and orleans


4e1b37 (34)  No.120548

>>120546

good lad, follow the rules - no bollock shots, no stamping, no eye gouging, down is out.


3035dc (38)  No.120549

>>120547

If you want to get funny the whole of France is rightful English clay. Losing the Hundred Years War need only be a temporary setback.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120550>>120552

TURNS OUT YOU CAN BUY HAPPINESS

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170724161258.htm

>New research is challenging the age-old adage that money can't buy happiness. The study suggests that using money to buy free time -- such as paying to delegate household chores like cleaning and cooking – is linked to greater life satisfaction


9fadfa (55)  No.120551>>120553

Bit late but I wanna reply anyway tbh

>>120319

I'm down. Tbh even if I don't get the cash I'll be able to get one of my rich mates to loan me the train fare. Depending on how much money I manage to make by mid-late august we could go out bar-hopping.

>>120323

You always struck me as intelligent. So experience+intelligence = old?


5b9066 (79)  No.120552>>120553


4e1b37 (34)  No.120553>>120554 >>120561

>>120551

thanks tbh lad, that makes sense and its actually very nice to know that maybe people dont think im a complete moron

>>120552

i reckon this is an economic proposal tbh, to get more people to pay others for services, and thereby stimulate the economy - maybe thats what the unskilled econonic migrants will be doing.


5b9066 (79)  No.120554>>120555

>>120553

True, we are a service based economy after all.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120555>>120557

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>>120554

>service based economy

*vomits*


09e573 (107)  No.120556>>120559

argh my fucking nose

its day 3 nofap and its still causing annoyance aarrrrrrrgggggh


5b9066 (79)  No.120557>>120558

>>120555

It's true lad you know it, we export far more in terms of services than goods.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120558>>120562

>>120557

i know lad i just hate that fact tbh, bring back english heavy industry and mining NAO


4e1b37 (34)  No.120559>>120560

>>120556

go and see an escort lad.


09e573 (107)  No.120560>>120561 >>120563 >>120564

goonite

>>120559

nah


9fadfa (55)  No.120561>>120564

>>120553

Also you do often old post tbh.

"ahhh I miss the days when I was young and didnt hangover."

>>120560

Night feller.

Had a wank yesterday and still feeling virlie. Based noporn


3035dc (38)  No.120562>>120565

>>120558

>satanic mills

>English


5b9066 (79)  No.120563


4e1b37 (34)  No.120564>>120566

>>120560

night lad.

>>120561

>old post

i try and keep it to a minimum tbh, but i guess i do.

>days when i didnt get a hangover

it wasnt very long ago i started getting them so its still fresh in my mind, kek.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120565>>120567

>>120562

>satanic mills

*hits you with billy club*

get back to work


9fadfa (55)  No.120566>>120568

>>120564

>old post

I don't see it often, but it only takes a few old posts to do the damage. I actually thought you were about 25 or so, but after a few old posts I thought you were 30-ish.

Tbh I'd old post all the time if I had the excuse.

>hangovers

>tfw never hand over but still feel like shit after drinking because sensitive stomach.

I'll never know the feel of rising triumphantly after a night of hard drinking smh


5b9066 (79)  No.120567>>120569

>>120565

are coin saps legal here?


4e1b37 (34)  No.120568>>120571

>>120566

i guess that makes sense tbh, i am indeed '25 or so' though.

>rising triumphantly after a night of heavy drinking

used to stay up friday to sunday getting on it, sleep for 8 hours then work all week and do it again the next weekend, no way i could do that now.

i dont suffer too badly with hangovers, im so used to having them that its pretty much normal now.

>sensitive stomach

bet that sucks lad, nausea is the worst part of any comedown or hangover.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120569>>120570

>>120567

yeah if you dont use it as a weapon. Most folk roll pound coins in a receipt and then tie that into a handkerchief or bandana/scarf, easier to explain away.


5b9066 (79)  No.120570

>>120569

Oooh, evil


9fadfa (55)  No.120571>>120575

>>120568

>friday to sunday antics

Really doubt I'd be able to do that without a lot of drugs. Even then I'd be in a hellishly bad mood - would probably get into a fight. Honestly idk if I know anyone that could stay up 3 days straight while partying. You must've been gifted lad.

>bet that sucks

It's not that bad so long as I have no duties on that given day. Tend to eat a lot of meat and lay in bed in a half-dream state.


5b9066 (79)  No.120572>>120573

ARGH I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING THE JEWS DID THIS


9fadfa (55)  No.120573>>120574

>>120572

I love sneezing. consider yourself blessed


5b9066 (79)  No.120574>>120576 >>120577

>>120573

I fucking hate sneezing, want to swap?

Why are you so positive about everything??


4e1b37 (34)  No.120575>>120577

>>120571

>lots of drugs

aye lad.

>gifted

not really tbh, all the lads i got on it with could do 3 days easily, several could do 7, 8, 9 days or more.

>get angry and have a fight

true tbh, the paranoia gets a bit intense starting around the second evening.

hallucinating that people are in the back of your car on the way back from a freeparty and talking to them, thinking your phone is ringing constantly, not hearing what people say properly, etcetera


4e1b37 (34)  No.120576

>>120574

>why is shrop so positive

*squints*

yeah, why is this?


9fadfa (55)  No.120577>>120578 >>120579

>>120574

>achoo

I'm down to swap lad. Gimme your address yeah?

They just feel so refreshing lad idk why you don;t like them. try to visualise all the germs leave your nose and mouth as you sneeze tbh.

>+

I've always been pretty carefree and irreverent, so negative emotions tend to bounce off of me. You're never bothered by anything when you don't care lad.

>>120575

>9 days

… yikes

>hallucination

sounds pretty interesting if nothing else. I'd probably get those pretty bad myself. Me and my brother have a small schizo streak


5b9066 (79)  No.120578>>120580

>>120577

>another cheeky ploy to get my address

nearly got me there smh tbh

>I've always been pretty carefree and irreverent, so negative emotions tend to bounce off of me. You're never bothered by anything when you don't care lad.

Wise words tbh. I'm normally chipper most of the time but sneezing and being snotty just gets me down more than anything else.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120579>>120580

>>120577

>schizo streak

one particular lad stayed up about 6 days, djing for most of it, got paranoid, locked us in his flat and demanded to strip search us all to check for a stolen gram and potential recording equipment. Needless to say nobody acquiesced to his request, and he calmed down when he found the gram under a vinyl he had just played. The next day at the same place a lass who was with us completely lost the plot, used scissors to cut horizontally through a closed curtain and jumped out of the lads 1st floor window, then got taken to hospital by some passing old bill because she was running down the road incoherent.


9fadfa (55)  No.120580>>120582

>>120578

>a dress

I'll get it one day lad. All it takes is a moment of lowered guard…

*squints*

>head cold

I know that feel. It drives me nuts when I get a blocked nose. Whenever my sensory organs are impeded I feel massively cut off from the world. Nose and ears is hell.

>>120579

LOL sounds like the place was haunted *tbh*

I'm honestly surprised people weren't worse than that with the lack of sleep and, I assume, amphetamines.


5b9066 (79)  No.120581>>120583 >>120584

night lads


4e1b37 (34)  No.120582>>120587

>>120580

>nose and ears

im mostly deaf in one ear tbh, its a right pain in the arse. also had a nostril cuaterised so it doesnt work properly. Id definitely say eye problems are more annoying though, conjunctivitis is a cunt, and getting metal in your eye on the regular gets really boring. Although eyepatches are aesthetic af.

>haunted

yeah, by 4 dozen scummy hedonists and a few dealers.

>amphetamines

it was mostly mephedrone, ketamine and acid tbh, occasionally speed, rarely cocaine because poor youths.

>surprised they werent worse than that

tbh, but there was normally copious amounts of cheap benzos and opiates, they probably helped quite a bit.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120583>>120585

>>120581

night mate


9fadfa (55)  No.120584>>120585

>>120581

Night night chum

>sensory organs

I usually have a perma-blocked nostril from sinusitis, but forever deaf is right nasty. I flirted with that when I had an ear infection and it was B A D. You ought to buy some goggles tbh lad.

>droogs

MCats really bad for paranoia isn't it? Don't know much about that one tbh. And people took ket to parties? Seems like a really bad idea imo.

>the good stuff

Fair enough, I can see that doing the trick


4e1b37 (34)  No.120585>>120586 >>120587

>>120584

>deaf

its got about 10 or 20% function, can hear headphones pretty well, albeit quieter on one side.

>sinusitis

never had that tbh, weird as it is very >>120583

common with sharing notes.

>cat bad for paranoia

its fine for the first day, but its very easy to get carried away and end up a paranoid wreck on day 3.

>ket bad at parties

laaaaaaad no, its what makes a party tbqh. mixing k and miaow in a line was called cow tbh, still kek at that

>goggles

i do wear safety glasses most of the time, normally get shit in the eye when you are not expecting it and therefore not wearing them.


4e1b37 (34)  No.120586

>>120585

reeeee (You)d myself by accident


9fadfa (55)  No.120587>>120588

>>120585

>20%

Fuck dude, hearing's probably my favourite sensory function. Do you have an ear trumpet?

>>120585

>sinusitis

It's honestly not that bad. Makes me feel right appreciative when I can breath through both nostrils. Other than that I assume it's largely the same as it is w/o it.

>ket

Really? I thought it just made you zonk out. I wouldn't call it partying if all youre doing is gurning out on a beanbag.

>goggles

never safe dude

also here's the (you) I skimped you out on:

>>120582


4e1b37 (34)  No.120588>>120589

>>120587

>ear trumpet

kek, i just turn the other ear more towards whoever is speaking, usually works well enough, except in a noisy environment. i can lipread well too, and usually predict what will be said if its work related. I love sound too lad, music especially. Constant loud music at parties probably didnt help the situation though, had probably 50% function when i was a youth.

>not that bad

ive had constantly blocked nostrils enough times, but sinus problems sound grim, worked with a dude that had his sinuses drained because he was constantly bunged up, turned out he had some sort of cloth or bandage in one since he had some sort of nose surgery when he was a kid. Can normally get them clear with steam or salt water, sometimes walking up stairs to change your bloodpressure works. Got a wee hole in my septum too tbf.

>never safe

you arent wrong, i should probably buy some flat safety reading glasses with no magnification and wear them all the time, normal safety glasses are annoying because they are normally curved, and rubber goggles are too big and uncomfortable to wear for long.

sorry if im boring you lad, havent got any sleeping pills tonight.


9fadfa (55)  No.120589

>>120588

>50%

Has your ear always been buggered?

>bunged up

My immune's pretty strong when I'm not compromising it so it usually just blocks my nostrils. When it starts acting up it can be pretty bad. Pressure under your eyes isn't a nice feeling on the best of days. It's pretty rare though.

>wee hole

are there any ramifications to that?

>flat safety glasses

This is a good idea. I'd always be on the look out for asbestos falling in my eye if I was a construction lad.

dw lad, I like dragging out nights -favourite time of the day- talking to you and one of my mates


4e1b37 (34)  No.120591

NEW THREAD

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>>120590

NEW THREAD

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>>120590




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