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09e573 No.119866
I'd make love to you if you were born in the 80ssssss!
4e825e No.119867
9fadfa No.119868
>>119863
I have all these symptoms
God(s) help me
09e573 No.119869
>>119867
now the song would be 90s tbh
4e825e No.119870
>>119868
Thats not good lad, in all honesty.
5f1ad4 No.119871
>>119845
Never heard that. Not sure if I believe it.
e2fcbb No.119872
Refresh sorry Neo you know the rules
>>119855
>>119857
They think I'm too unprepared, I won't find a job, etc.
But you see my point
In any case it feels like I'm being held prisoner almost
>>119860
I basically have told all of it, it's just ideas atm rather than proper plans (possibly why they don't think I'm ready but they won't even let me explore it further)
3035dc No.119873
>>119840
>Israeli Flags Burnt in
Based diversity?
36b0bc No.119874
>>119872
>it wasn't a ban
Disappointed tbh
4e825e No.119875
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>>119869
gotchu covered fam *buys a wkd for £4*
e2fcbb No.119877
>>119874
I would've had to ban you too so you're both getting off with a warning for now
5f1ad4 No.119878
>>119874
>wanting her banned
that's gonna upset her, lad smh
09e573 No.119879
>>119872
but would it not just be easier to get a job first and then move out
4e825e No.119880
>>119872
>too unprepared
>wont find a job
How will you pay rent lad? do you have a nice stash or will it be them paying?
36b0bc No.119881
>>119878
Anything to stop that faggot anime character being posted.
4e825e No.119882
e2fcbb No.119883
Oh fuck I miss not having to moderate
I miss a lot of things
>>119879
But you have to move where the jobs are. I can't stay in my city it's too expensive here
>>119880
I have a good wad of cash not saying how much but it's 5 digits
If I could find a job that would pay mortgage I'm ok
3035dc No.119884
>>119881
There's no need for that sort of language, lad.
09e573 No.119886
>>119883
Where are you moving to?
9fadfa No.119887
>>119870
It's cool homie, I'm actually fine. In all honesty. I'm turning over a new leaf too. For all of tonight I'm gonna take more care before posting garbage.
>>119871
Okay?
>>119872
So you don't have any plans but you wanna move out RIGHT NOW. Lad even I see that this plan isn't ideal. Why can't you just prepare and then leave?
4e825e No.119888
>>119885
did you?
>>119883
fair play lad, if you earned it there isnt much they can say tbh, just move out
>mortgage
you need a ~£20k deposit for that, and a steady income for at least 3 years.
5f1ad4 No.119889
>>119887
>Okay?
Don't see how strength can be permanent when your body actually physically changes when you're strong, and will revert if you don't continuously train it.
>>119881
harsh, lad
4e825e No.119891
>>119887
>take more care before posting garbage
no lad stream-of-conciousness posting is the future tbh.
e2fcbb No.119892
>>119886
I have several ideas but I need to explore them in detail
>>119887
No lad it wouldn't be for a few months at least
It's more of a gap year sort of thing but it could lead to the rest of life idk
>>119888
>you need a ~£20k deposit for that, and a steady income for at least 3 years.
Could manage the deposit but the latter is a stumbling block. I could always rent ofc, I'd just prefer not to dip into my savings too much if it's not recoverable
9fadfa No.119893
>>119889
It's because of muscle memory and central nervous system adaptions. I'm not gonna read you a textbook lad. If you don't believe me it's fine.
>>119891
Alright, I'll come back to garbage posting
09e573 No.119894
>>119892
come and live with me and be my partner in crime
4e825e No.119895
>>119892
why dont you do a gap year or something? as an excuse to work 'somewhere' abroad
5b9066 No.119896
Rolls Royce silver shadow 1972 £1100 Ono
!!!!
9fadfa No.119898
>>119892
At the end of the day, they're still your parents. If you pack your bags and leave, they'll still accept you when you come back homeless. Fuck then and do what you want. For Gods sakes though, please to some fucking planning.
4e825e No.119899
>>119894
>tfw no invite to be dorsets pic
09e573 No.119900
>>119899
what diddee mean by this
09e573 No.119902
>>119900
>tfw too dumb to realise until I posted
4e825e No.119903
>>119898
>do some planning
i advocate for a chaotic spontaneous lifestyle, prudent planning is a symbol of the patriarchy.
5b9066 No.119904
e2fcbb No.119906
>>119895
I said this but they're still resistant
It's not logically the best option tbf (I'd lose a little money probably) but happiness is more important and I'm secure financially
>>119898
Ofc lad. This is a recent idea and I am exploring it further. I just floated it to my parents and they didn't like it one bit though
It also doesn't help that I had to explain [other things] to my parents at the same time
4e825e No.119907
>>119904
i saw that lad, its a beast, is it a runner for that price?
4e825e No.119908
>>119906
>secure financially
this is a dangerous delusion lad, financial security comes from multiple independent income streams.
b6bfee No.119909
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>>119906
what [other things] lad?
5b9066 No.119910
>>119907
It stops and it starts according to it's owner, but it's in Sheffield….
4e825e No.119911
>>119909
>>119901
quite like these tbh lad
09e573 No.119912
>when you get sad from feeling good
4e825e No.119913
>>119912
all things will pass
e2fcbb No.119914
>>119908
Yes you're right of course
What I meant was that I am relatively secure in the event of failing because my parents will probably still back me up and my savings should last a while (but I don't want to eat it all ofc)
>>119909
irl stuff lad use your brain
>>119912
i sort of ktf tbh
9fadfa No.119915
>>119903
It is what the baron would do tbh. I wonder if it's gotten easier or harder to walk out your door and go on an adventure in the modern world.
>>119906
Let's be honest lad, this is your fault. You came to your parents with wild eyes, telling them that you wanna move away and buy house with some german girl you just met. If you'd left out the german girl part and given them some graphs they'd be fine with it. When you show them all the planning you've done next time, they'll probably concede.
5387f5 No.119916
>>119144
>imperium edition doesn't get edited
I see how it is.
e2fcbb No.119917
>>119915
>buy house with some german girl you just met.
I never said this and it's not my plan at all
I just had lots of different things to explain at the same time
I'm going ahead with planning it and will hope the come round. I think they will even if they're not happy.
>>119916
I couldn't log in while away tbh I'd have done otherwise
He only did it in response to you anyway I think
4e825e No.119918
>>119914
>savings should last a while
quick bit of napkin maths:
avg rent £7k a year
avg £3k council tax and bills
avg food bill for single person £2k a year
avg cost of driving £2k / year
time goes quickly too, you really should plan it to a minute detail.
b6bfee No.119919
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>>119911
It's been ages since I listened to them, second one's a bit shit, but then again I listened to it live
>>119914
Fair enough lad thought you'd want to share
5b9066 No.119920
>>119913
ROLLS ROYCE UTE
LAD HELP ME
5f1ad4 No.119921
>it's a skeptics take a page from the SJW playbook as soon as one of the people in their community get skeptic about race episode
36b0bc No.119922
4e825e No.119923
>>119915
>tfw some days i feel more like don quixote than the baron
4e825e No.119924
>>119920
holy shit
*puts a ladder and a ton of sand in the back*
5b9066 No.119925
>>119924
Lad it can be the official newbrit shitposting machine
4e825e No.119926
>>119925
>irl shitposting in a chopped roller with the lads
ACTIVATE IT
4e825e No.119927
5b9066 No.119928
>>119926
ROCKA ROLLA ROYCE
LAD LAD LAD LAD LAD
e2fcbb No.119929
>>119918
Yeah I have a vague idea already of some stuff but I'll do all the maths
If I can find a job that means I won't hemorrhage money at least that's decent I think
>>119919
Its pretty obvious I thought but maybe not. I don't want to bring it into the thread though
One of the other things was not wanting to go on holiday with them which is probably what pissed them off the most
4e825e No.119930
>>119929
also hide some of your money before you have a child, in case you get JUSTed.
9fadfa No.119931
>>119917
They will. If they don't then whatever. Removing training wheels makes the ride more fun.
>>119923
Dw lad, the story of vanlad is one different from either tale. I can say already it's a bit grimier
b6bfee No.119932
>>119929
In fairness I hadn't read the rest of the thread and you do get lads sharing personal stuff but whatever, my mistake tbh
5b9066 No.119933
fuck I really want this rolls royce I don't know why
4e825e No.119934
>>119933
*initiates bidding war*
5b9066 No.119935
>>119934
Lad I'm not saying we should but we should.
36b0bc No.119936
>>119933
Ebay is the devil
I nearly started bidding on a Vauxhall Nova yesterday
5b9066 No.119937
>>119936
It's not on ebay, it's on a private facebook group
3035dc No.119938
>>119921
Some things are just not meant to be probed into. A real skeptic knows when something should be left to G-d.
4e825e No.119939
>>119935
if i had money that wasnt already promised to a bit of land i probably would tbh, maybe buy the £1100 one and chop it down myself.
e2fcbb No.119940
OK then lads I'm going to go do stuff now
Maybe I'll come back idk don't wait up
>>119930
Might be overreaching there tbh lad for now but good advice for any guy I think
>>119931
>Removing training wheels makes the ride more fun.
True. I just want to get out there tbh
Maybe I'm dangerously disregarding some things but I still have a logical head
>>119932
No it's fine really lad I assume people are as clued up as I am which is unfair tbh
Read Friday's thread I guess
5b9066 No.119941
>>119939
It's the same car lad, already chopped and ready to shitpost.
4e825e No.119942
>>119936
>a nova
AHHHHH BUY IT LAD AND PUT SPLIT RIMS AND A STRAIGHT-THROUGH ON IT AND LETS GO CRUISING AROUND SAFEWAYS
>>119940
just sounded like something your dad was unlikely to pass on to you, given the description of the situation.
09e573 No.119943
feel very bad, like pressure
5f1ad4 No.119944
>>119943
You'll have to let off some steam, lad don't fap
4e825e No.119945
>>119943
>pressure
pushing down on me, pushing down on you
9fadfa No.119947
>>119940
It doesn't really matter anyway. No ones life has to go down a certain path. If you fail you can always pull a unabomber.
~not that I'd endorse that o'course~
09e573 No.119948
>>119944
I wont, I just want to feel sleepy so I can sleep
4e825e No.119949
>>119946
>gender neutral character
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4e825e No.119951
>>119947
>pull a unabomber
psst hey kid etcetera
9fadfa No.119952
>>119943
I like to call that feeling "hell". It is fixed by changing aspects about your life. Descend further into it lad, you might have an awakening.
5f1ad4 No.119953
>>119949
She's a queen, lad. Smh
5f1ad4 No.119954
>>119948
>I just want to feel sleepy so I can sleep
DON'T fap, lad
5b9066 No.119955
Argh why do I want to buy a fucking rolls royce goddamnit.
09e573 No.119956
>>119954
I WONT
I will wait till im tired and then SLEEP and dream of qt
>>119952
hmm
36b0bc No.119957
a23153 No.119958
>>119946
ahhhh please be a joke
5f1ad4 No.119959
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>>119958
She's just as worthy of being there as the other character
4e825e No.119960
>>119953
looks like kenan off of kenan and kel
36b0bc No.119961
>>119905
Seriously, what did you mean by this
4e825e No.119962
>>119961
i dunno but i distrust anybody who uses the word troll in a post
9fadfa No.119963
>>119958
>>119957
>by 2040
whats the problem here fellas?
36b0bc No.119964
>>119963
When I'm 50 I still want to be able to buy cars that have a gearstick and aren't riddled with (((technology)))
09e573 No.119965
might have a cheeky something to eat then head to bed
9fadfa No.119966
>>119964
Lad the law won't make it to 2040. We won't even believe in global warming by then. Could also be that petrol cars are naturally phased out by then. No big deal tbh
4e825e No.119967
>>119964
they only said 'new' cars, not existing cars. unless they ban ownership outright then im in favour of it, let the plebs have their robot cars.
3035dc No.119968
>>119946
>Nubians actually were darkies
>models them after bantus(?) instead of Ethiopians/Somalis
Closer than they usually are tbf
>>119957
>he wants to breath in the oestrogen fumes from petrol cars
Just kidding
>Air Quality Plan
How about: no more cars are needed because the number of people isn't growing exponentially?
>Green campaigners ClientEarth have twice successfully sued the Government –forcing them to bring out revised plans to tackle air pollution.
So a bunch of literally whos can force the government to pretend to do something about pollution but nobody can force them to pretend to do something about overpopulation?
5b9066 No.119969
>>119957
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
4e825e No.119970
found my street sharks folder lads
5b9066 No.119971
>>119970
Alright, enough fantasising about shitposting, if that chopped rolls drove, and drove well, what could we actually do with it?
4e825e No.119972
>>119971
pros
>chick magnet
>would look like south american narcotic smugglers
>could tow a caravan or load it with a ton of sand
cons
>cant park it anywhere
>does 10mpg
>constant repairs required to keep it going
5b9066 No.119973
>>119972
what about banger racing?
4e825e No.119974
>>119973
its a bit expensive to race lad but it would be epic, probably have to race in a special class like classics or something, or do a destruction derby and ruin it in 3 minutes.
5b9066 No.119975
3035dc No.119976
>>119966
>No big deal
He has a point about the (((technology))) tbh. Modern cars with all their computers and things allow the manufacturer to retain control of the car even after you've bought it, so they can scalp you for extra shekels on a machine that you thought you owned. They can shut off certain features of the car for any reason, as happened to a relation of mine recently (the display used to tell you the mpg but the software got "updated" and now that's a premium feature). They can shut out third parties from carrying out services, including yourself, forcing you to use only their services or those of approved dealers who have to charge more in order to pay for the permission slip. This is where we're at now, never mind the future concerns about MI5 driving you into a river and locking the doors.
5b9066 No.119977
>>119974
also did ya get my text?
4e825e No.119978
>>119977
yeah lad im just waiting on the customer to confirm the dates, should be the days ive said though.
c34bf7 No.119981
>finally get to gm
>short notice so have to make an outline 5 mins before the game begins
>players instantly fail to read the mood / I fail to telegraph enough
>spend the session trying to diplomacy when it was clearly absolutely not an option because "if I roll a 20 it will work"
you'd think expositing the backstory as "a bunch of factions have been murdering eachother for at last a thousand years and there's a big blood fountain inhabited by a demonic god influencing them" is a clue that they can't be reasoned with to ally with eachother and break the stalemate
>>119977
>>119978
goodlads
4e825e No.119982
I HAVE IDENTIFIED THE SOURVE OF THIS RAMEN NONSENSE
>Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, a dried noodle block in a polystyrene cup (It is referred to as Cup Ramen in Japan, Cup Ramyon in South Korea). Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.
5b9066 No.119984
>>119982
basically just quick ramen
36b0bc No.119985
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c34bf7 No.119986
>>119982
used to like a pot noodle tbh
4e825e No.119987
>>119984
reeeeeeeee ramen is a brand name of noodles ahhhhhhh stop using that horrible word
4e825e No.119988
>>119985
i wondered why some folk called noodles ramen and now i know, its because they are retarded.
4e825e No.119989
5b9066 No.119990
>>119987
Ramen is a type of dish served with noodles lad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen
4e825e No.119991
>>119990
i started on that, but thats how all noodles are served anyway, according to my noodle research.
4e825e No.119992
*skew checking device activated*
a23153 No.119994
>>119991
not all noodles are done in that style lad, I use it to differentiate
c34bf7 No.119996
bit late for dubquads isn't it tbqh
9fadfa No.119997
>>119976
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of any of that either. I just don't see it actually going anyway. They'd have to ban the sale of used cars as well to stop people driving petrol or low-tech cars. I think we'll be fine on the matter tbh. I really hope we have this stuff fixed by 2040 anyway
5b9066 No.119998
a23153 No.119999
c34bf7 No.120000
whatever happens
druids tbh
5b9066 No.120001
>>119999
PEMBS WHAT THE FUCK
c34bf7 No.120003
>>119999
shit get tbqh
>>120000
it's not dubquads but it's better
4e825e No.120004
>>119999
lad
>>120000
nice
as a side note can we all agree on a jehovahs witness get for 144000?
4e825e No.120005
5f1ad4 No.120006
Sperm Counts Have Plummeted Among Western Men, Scientists Confirm
>Something weird is going on with human sperm production. For decades, scientists have warned that sperm counts are dropping among Western men, but no one has really been able to prove it. In what is now the largest and most comprehensive study of its kind, scientists have presented compelling evidence in support of this rather alarming assertion, showing that sperm counts have dropped more than 50 percent in just four decades.
>The sperm count decline is real and it’s not showing any signs of slowing down, according to new research published in Human Reproduction Update. By conducting a meta-analysis of 185 studies published between 1973 and 2011, researchers from the Hebrew University-Hadassah Braun School of Public Health and Community Medicine and the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai documented a 52.4 percent decline in sperm concentration, and a 59.3 percent decline in total sperm count among men living in North America, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand. The same declines were not observed among men living in South America, Asia, and Africa, where fewer studies have been performed.
:thinking:
It's "the pill", isn't it? As well as the plastic and hormones in food I guess
https://gizmodo.com/sperm-counts-are-declining-among-western-men-scientist-1797231662
4e825e No.120007
>>120002
not with those digits
c34bf7 No.120008
night
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a
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s
>>120005
>>119998
slav school
but for 9gag
>>120006
all of that wasting precious bodily fluids tbh
5b9066 No.120009
>>120005
There's a clip on youtube where David Bowie is performing and whilst talking to the audience he just says "meme school"
>>120008
night lad
36b0bc No.120010
>>120006
The lesson to be learned here is STOP WANKING
5f1ad4 No.120012
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9fadfa No.120014
>>120008
Night night fella
9fadfa No.120015
>>120006
Interesting that the sperm count decrease isn't noted in Asia. They deal with plastic a lot too right? Seems like it's not xenooestrogens
5f1ad4 No.120016
>>120015
Weird. They speculate that it is "chemicals", but have no real idea.
4e825e No.120018
5f1ad4 No.120019
9fadfa No.120020
>>120015
I'd have to know about Oriental habits with birth control; where they get their water from; how they treat and the effects of oestrogen of fertility before I blame pills. I'd really like to know what it is if not birth control in our water though.
>>120017
…
9fadfa No.120021
>>120020
>>120016
here's your (you)
5b9066 No.120022
>>120018
Besides from banger racing is there any other racing that can be done in the rolls?
e2fcbb No.120023
>>120018
>>120019
>>120020
It's a good song and film lads
9fadfa No.120025
d87ac9 No.120026
>22st will defend this
>>>/v/13099541
5f1ad4 No.120027
>>120026
No I won't.
>paying money for random loot
why
9fadfa No.120030
e2fcbb No.120031
>>120030
Mark Hamill is the board tbh
D E A D
5f1ad4 No.120033
>>120031
BO shouldn't say these things smh
e2fcbb No.120034
>>120032
>>120033
I have talked on numerous occasions about my master plan for this board
5f1ad4 No.120035
>>120034
I don't remember, lad… maybe I just skip your posts
e2fcbb No.120036
Night famalams
ACTION will be taken tbh
>>120035
Crashing this board with no survivors
5f1ad4 No.120037
5b9066 No.120038
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ac436d No.120041
Best cunting idea ive had in my life
09e573 No.120042
My bloody arms lads fucking hell
09e573 No.120043
I want a woman who is disgusted by sex.
5f1ad4 No.120044
Going on holiday for a few days. Probably won't post much if at all. Later lasses and lads
09e573 No.120045
>>120044
farewell my chum, where are you going?
5387f5 No.120046
>>120036
But I was starting to like this board.
>>120043
You can't trust anyone who says they don't like sex. They always get off to worse activities instead.
>>120044
Take care lad but I probably didn't get to post in time because of the captchas.
c34bf7 No.120047
>>120044
have a fun holiday lad
>>120036
good lad
09e573 No.120048
>>120046
>They always get off to worse activities instead.
I thought my views were known to you
df6705 No.120049
5387f5 No.120051
>>120048
Please be my friend lad.
09e573 No.120052
>>120051
Only if you stop the homo shit you little poz guzzlin poofter
5b9066 No.120055
09e573 No.120056
>>120054
Stop it you bumbandit
5387f5 No.120057
>>120056
I'm not lad, don't defame me.
09e573 No.120058
>>120057
I know you secretly want to get drilled by me gayboy
3035dc No.120059
>>120006
>Hebrew University-Hadassah Braun School of Public Health
Oy! Since the west is the centre of the worldwide patriarchy it looks like testosterone isn't the patriarchy hormone after all. It must just be a genetic trait of white men smh
>>120015
Depends what you mean by Asia, it's a pretty massive place. I don't think the Chinese or Indians are exposed to plastics or artificial food as much as we are. Japan, South Korea, Singapore and possibly Taiwan would be the places to look I suppose but I would expect even they have cleaner food and water than we do.
df6705 No.120060
>>120057
You're a bent ref, you're a free willy, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown.
09e573 No.120061
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5387f5 No.120063
>>120058
Aaaaaaaaahhh you misread me lad.
>>120060
Wew.
09e573 No.120064
>>120063
youre a chutney ferret
09e573 No.120066
5387f5 No.120067
>>120064
This wouldn't be happening if 22st was still here.
>>120065
We just have to accept Dorset for who he is lad.
df6705 No.120069
>>120067
22 aint here to protect you now gay boy. You're playing with the big dogs now.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
c9decd No.120070
5b9066 No.120072
WHY DO I HAVE A SNOTTY NOSE WHO DID THIS
c9decd No.120073
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c34bf7 No.120074
>>120072
*sneezes all over the board*
09e573 No.120075
>>120072
STOP MASTURBATING
5b9066 No.120077
>>120075
What's that go to do with getting a cold?
c9decd No.120078
>>120077
Weakens your immune system brother
5b9066 No.120079
>>120078
I've heard it's the other way round tbh
c9decd No.120080
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>>120079
Where'd you hear that
09e573 No.120081
>>120079
Well you would hear that from people that want to weaken the white male.
9fadfa No.120082
Boy am I in a bad mood this morning. But I'm not gonna let that ruin my mood!
>>120044
L8r m8
>>120059
You've a good point, although the Chinese and indian manufacturers probably deal with a lot of plastic right? I suppose it's not that bad so long as our cum has potency still, but if it carries on then this is actually a major crisis for the western world.
09e573 No.120083
3035dc No.120084
>>120079
>>120081
What do they tell kids in Israel, perchance?
9fadfa No.120085
>>120083
Worst sore throat in awhile. Burned finger on toastie iron, it didn't cook the eggs well enough so I'm gambling. That's it mostly.
How you doing brother
09e573 No.120086
>>120084
That wanking is bad obviously, probably one of the reasons for cutting their willyskin off too tbh
>>120085
i feel you fam
my muscles are hurtin and my teeth feel strange again(always happens when I sleep about 5-6 hours) and they feel dehydrated despite me downing pints of water
9fadfa No.120087
>>120086
I get that weird teeth thing too, but for me it's when I oversleep I think(?).
Feel the burn bo
Also what's your sugar intake like?
09e573 No.120088
09e573 No.120089
>eye twitching again
fuck off
9fadfa No.120090
>>120088
Well keep on drinking whatever it is. Your body is rarely wrong
>>120089
You gotta fix your sleep brothr
c9decd No.120091
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5387f5 No.120092
Ancient humans had sex with non humans
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/science/news/article.cfm?c_id=82&objectid=11894688
>Gokcumen found "wildly different" genes in DNA of humans living in Sub-Saharan Africa. He believes these genes can be traced back to about 150,000 years ago when ancient humans were breeding with this mysterious "ghost species".
>"It seems that interbreeding between different early hominin species is not the exception - it's the norm," Gokcumen said, quoted by the Sun.
>"Based on our analysis, the most plausible explanation for this extreme variation is archaic introgression - the introduction of genetic material from a 'ghost' species of ancient hominins."
But I thought Sub-Saharan Africans were supposed to be pure 100% real human beings, unlike the evil Europeans and Asians who mixed with neanderthals and shit.
3035dc No.120093
>>120089
I hate it when that happens. Drink less caffeine and eat more fruit.
c9decd No.120094
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09e573 No.120095
>>120093
i dont drink caffeine and i eat fruit my boi
09e573 No.120096
how am i supposed to understand tennyson
3035dc No.120097
>>120095
Do you smoke? The only other thing that I know causes it is stress and all I can prescribe for that is a cheeky wank.
>>120094
>the future could be the handmaid's tale in reverse
09e573 No.120098
>>120097
Filtered you stupid cunt
09e573 No.120102
a23153 No.120103
>>120044
goodbye lad have a nice time.
>>120102
lad
c9decd No.120104
09e573 No.120105
>>120103
time will stop if you stop masturbating
39c025 No.120106
5b9066 No.120107
39c025 No.120108
c34bf7 No.120109
>>120106
>>120108
>not rearing dozens of hwhite children for your personal family RWDS
smh tbqh fam
whatever you do don't learn chinese
5b9066 No.120110
09e573 No.120111
>>120108
fucking BORING
why are women so boring?
e37e85 No.120113
>>120108
not bad lass, where do you want to go with it?
39c025 No.120114
>>120113
I'll have to either go in the education field or be a translator/interpreter
09e573 No.120115
whats some cool flavoured flapjacks i can make
e37e85 No.120116
>>120114
i think being a translator would be more interesting lass, why have you decided you want to pursue this lifestyle?
5387f5 No.120117
>>120108
You're a perfect match for it tbh, not many people have a trilingual upbringing.
39c025 No.120118
>>120116
If I'm having 3 languages in my Abiturium this would be a great way to give them a use at once. Other than that pedagogues in lower schools told me I'm linguistically talented and the analysis/meaning of languages was always very interesting for me.
>>120117
well that's pure happenstance
e37e85 No.120119
>>120118
ah good luck lass, i think you'd be great tbh
>pedagogues
what does that mean?
d4382d No.120120
d4382d No.120121
e37e85 No.120122
>>120121
why did she say it like that then?
d4382d No.120123
>>120122
shes talking about linguistics lad, you should expect some esoteric phraseology.
e37e85 No.120124
>>120123
ok lad, fair point
d4382d No.120125
>>120115
cannabis, poppy seed, kratom, jelly vodka, etcetera
39c025 No.120126
>>120119
>>120122
a pedagogue is someone who is affiliated with children to analyse their behaviours and if they may or may not have any issues in any fields, and basically a person who trains and educates children.
e37e85 No.120127
>>120125
smh at you lad
>>120126
ah ok, cheers lass
39c025 No.120128
>>120121
>>120123
>>120124
thought it was regular vocabulary in english, it's a common word in Russia
e37e85 No.120129
>>120128
well i don think i've ever heard that word before
d4382d No.120130
>>120128
its outdated, but still used - pedagogy is the art or skill of teaching, particularly children, in UK usage.
>the method and practice of teaching, especially as an academic subject or theoretical concept.
>"the relationship between applied linguistics and language pedagogy"
a23153 No.120131
5b9066 No.120132
>>120128
Outside of very formal language it's seldom used.
d4382d No.120133
>>120129
congratulations, now you have
e37e85 No.120134
>>120133
err, ye i know lad
39c025 No.120135
>>120130
>>120132
ah ok
meant it as a bit of more than just "education", there's more to it. nevermind then.
it's comon to have a person look deeper into a child's development and then report about possible future outcomes to its parents. >inb4 socialism.
5b9066 No.120136
*looks at traditional knives online*
must resist
5b9066 No.120137
>>120135
>paying attention to children
>in a positive manner
>in the UK
wew
d4382d No.120138
>>120136
got these badboys coming tomorrow
>>120135
>its common
thats terrifying, unless you mean like a careers councillor or something
5b9066 No.120139
39c025 No.120140
>>120138
In kindergarden we had special trained pedagogues look at every child individually, it's just what they do in Russia to like concider what school would be best for the child or well yes I suppose what carreer would be considerable. If you find a skill a child tends to be good at (like maths or being social idfk what) you can develop those traits in the future.
i hope you bin those knives lad.
09e573 No.120141
>>120125
blueberry and cinnamon tbh
its in the oven
lets hope i dont fuck it up
39c025 No.120143
09e573 No.120145
>>120143
how long should I could it for lass?
c9decd No.120146
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>still have a tanline on my shoulder from 2 months ago
wew lads
09e573 No.120147
9fadfa No.120148
>>120144
>the tactics our police have to resort to deal with knife-armed hooligans
pathetic tbh
39c025 No.120149
>>120145
never did flapjacks tbh, 40 mins should do?
d4382d No.120150
>>120140
i guess thats probably a better way, provided the advisor isnt malicious or a marxist.
>bin the knives
reeeeeee i need them for work
09e573 No.120151
>>120149
i hope so
they are blue from the blueberry juice wew
09e573 No.120152
>tfw no lass to bake with
smh i love pastries too
d4382d No.120153
c9decd No.120154
>>120153
I'd have to be outside wearing no shirt to fix this tank top tanline.
Also, it's chucking it down today
9fadfa No.120155
>>120145
what does the recipe say lad
39c025 No.120156
>>120151
soounds great i did strawberry waffles and they were brown smh
d4382d No.120157
>>120152
>no lass to bake with
LAD get straight down to the community cooking courses and pick up a tasty mummy asap.
5387f5 No.120158
>>120153
It's tipping down where I am lad but I have to go out in it anyway, smh.
09e573 No.120159
>>120157
VERY good idea
>>120155
dunno im just doing whats logical tbh
d4382d No.120160
>>120154
>outside with no shirt
i-isnt this normal behaviour?
5387f5 No.120161
9fadfa No.120162
>>120157
I gotta pick up a tasty mummy the second I leave the nest. If I'm left to cook for myself I'll be found dead with my arm in a waffle iron.
>>120154
It's summer lad. What else are people to do except walk around shirtless? I walk around my neighbourhood shirtless when it's hot tbh
c9decd No.120163
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d4382d No.120164
>>120158
its raining on and off in best county, smh. going anywhere nice?
>>120159
good lad. DONT talk to me until youve met 3 mummies.
3035dc No.120165
>>120160
>wearing clothes at all
d4382d No.120166
>>120162
>cause of death: feminism
d4382d No.120167
>>120165
of course battles should be conducted naked lad, but not day-to-day civil matters.
39c025 No.120168
>>120162
men are supposed to be the better gastronomes
09e573 No.120169
>>120165
>tfw my benis is way bigger than theirs
3035dc No.120170
>>120169
They were higher test back then
d4382d No.120171
>>120168
>gastronomes
dont know what this means, reading it as if it says 'food dude'
for fine dining, definitely. but the way to a mans heart is reputedely through his stomach.
d4382d No.120172
>>120169
but i imagine they got to use theirs far more often, rather than not at all.
c34bf7 No.120173
>paperwork
I finish it today and there's a seminar tomorrow and then the NEA is done until I can get my bloody license
>>120171
gastric gnomes
39c025 No.120174
>>120171
>dont know what this means
oh ffs
yeah just cooks then
09e573 No.120177
opening my window and sitting on the sill pretending to be in a depressive french black and white film is refreshing
d4382d No.120178
9fadfa No.120180
>>120168
What you want from me? Maybe I could get good with practice but I'd probably die of E.coli before I made it to the big time. Fucking cooking dude
>>120166
*Imagines the heights I'd sore to if I had an arranged married wife who made me meals*
Feminism truly is the death of civilization
d4382d No.120181
>>120179
are you smoking cigarrettes through a tube and ashing them on photos of past lovers?
d4382d No.120182
>>120180
>arranged marriage
paki detected
3035dc No.120183
>>120171
>it's a foreigner speaks English better than an Englishman episode
tbf pedagogue and gastonome are very Frenchy words
09e573 No.120184
>>120181
I don't smoke, I'd probably die if I did. I smoked two cigarettes and each time I coughed up for days
39c025 No.120185
>>120180
you should be able to cook at least a little to not make yourself a slave to a woman's cooking, at the very least. but having a cook waifu is always nice. Chemists are supposedly best cooks.
09e573 No.120186
>>120183
we need to remove all non-english words from the english language tbh
t. william barnes
9fadfa No.120187
>>120182
Lad our noble leaders have been rigging the marriage game for centuries long before a paki ever even saw Europe.
d4382d No.120188
>>120183
ive come across pedagogy in academic writing quite a bit, but never gastronome, i guess because i dont ever read about fancy food except sweets and bread.
e2fcbb No.120189
je reviens
>>120179
I like this pic tbh
>>120183
I understood both words but maybe that's bc of school idk
You should always seek to extend vocabulary tbh
d4382d No.120190
>>120187
ive got no problem with familial assistance in choosing a partner, but a culture of arranged marriage is not cricket.
09e573 No.120191
87bff3 No.120192
>>120189
>seek to extend your vocabulary
tbh, but you can deduce the meaning easily enough from the context and a familiar part of the word:
>gastro
food
>peda
child
etcetera
9fadfa No.120193
>>120185
Well it ain't happening over night lass. I'll just do what I've always done and learn when it's important for my continued survival.
Guess I'll head down to the local pharma lab and see if there're any pretty girlies.
>>120190
Agreed tbh. I'd be right sad if mummy and daddy stitched me up with a right munter just for her dowry.
9fadfa No.120194
>>120192
now do "exsanguination"
39c025 No.120195
>>120193
tbf if you're getting a lab gf you'll get a bunch of other weird great baggage with it. wish i was an alchemy kinda dude but my chem knowledge if too far behind.
9fadfa No.120196
>>120195
What kind of baggage? We just talking autism?
5b9066 No.120197
>tfw everyone is going away for holiday except me in my family
uhhh party at mine?
9fadfa No.120198
>>120197
Down. What's your address lad?
09e573 No.120199
HURRY UP AND COOK YOU SOFT FAGGOT OATS
87bff3 No.120200
>>120194
>exsanguination
>ex
remove
>sanguine
????
maybe
>exsanguine
removing something (from something?)
>ation
the action of
the action of removing something (from something else)
e2fcbb No.120201
>>120191
hey fam
>>120192
That's very true tbh
>>120197
>wanting to trash your own place instead of someone else's
c34bf7 No.120202
>>120194
>>120200
Ex - un, death etc
Sanguine - Cool blooded, calm, blood
Bleeding to death
>>120197
aw yee
87bff3 No.120203
39c025 No.120204
>>120196
nah chemists are just generally morally evil in my experience dunno why. but they're fun guys to be around. but maybe I'm romanticising the science too much.
9fadfa No.120205
>>120200
not bad lad. it's the action of draining blood
9fadfa No.120206
c34bf7 No.120209
>>120202
check em
I did latin as a sprog and remember nothing
87bff3 No.120210
>>120202
>>120205
wessex got the blood bit, that would have made it more accurate.
9fadfa No.120211
>>120204
I'd probably bond well with them in the short term then.
5b9066 No.120212
>>120202
Isn't sanguine warmblooded, the reverse of melancholic right? It generally means cherry and chipper people. To be exsanguined to to have all your blood drawn out of you.
>>120203
>>120202
it's uh next week ackshually
>>120201
Who said trash?
>>120198
I'm not falling for this again GCHQ.
39c025 No.120213
>>120200
>not knowing sanguis = blood
it's one of the few latin words I knew before learning latin
5b9066 No.120214
>>120211
form a chemical bond maybe?
c34bf7 No.120215
>>120210
>>120213
it's a french loan word itself loaned from latin
Sang is frog for blood, how I remember it tbh
>>120204
one pooinloo mixie lad I knew did chemistry then went to sandhurst specifically to become a bioweapons developer
checks out
c9decd No.120216
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e2fcbb No.120217
>>120212
It always happens lad
39c025 No.120218
>>120208
get it
his name is flapjack
09e573 No.120219
>>120218
No because I don't watch cartoons
9fadfa No.120220
>>120210
You got remove, wessex got blood. T'was a team effort. You 2 should become translators.
>>120212
No seriously though, lead me to it by leaving directions in a series of dead drops. I can bring bad coke and ket if you want
39c025 No.120221
>>120219
smh it's a nice cartoon
5b9066 No.120222
>>120215
Lad did you not learn it from the four humours? Phlegmatic, melancholic, sanguine, and choleric.
>>120220
N o
09e573 No.120223
>>120221
cartoons are for children whos parents don't want to entertain them themselves
c34bf7 No.120224
>>120222
I only learnt those when I got into the 16th century tbqh
Descriptively I have seen "sanguine" used in the context of being content, calm, unworried and so on
9fadfa No.120225
>>120213
I learned it from Oblivion tbh.
>>120214
>>120216
lad…
e2fcbb No.120226
oh shit forgot
>>120044
Have a nice time lad we'll miss you
39c025 No.120227
>>120223
describes me pretty accurately
39c025 No.120228
>>120226
oh shit 22nd is gone didn't see
5b9066 No.120229
>>120224
Yeah but coldblooded refers to aloof and calculating, whereas sanguine temperaments are considered optimistic and pleasant.
9fadfa No.120230
My mustache is prickling my face and I don't like it. take me back to the hairless days
87bff3 No.120231
>>120213
>>120215
thanks lads, learn something new every day.
>>120229
that was approximately my definition of sanguine too, maybe its even-blooded in old terminology.
09e573 No.120233
>>120230
I shaved mine off smh
9fadfa No.120236
>>120233
i cba tbh. Kinda goes with my currently short hair.
>>120235
I'll probably shave it off come my next job interview tbh
e2fcbb No.120238
>>120230
>having a mustache
If it doesn't look like uncle Joe's you shouldn't have one
9fadfa No.120240
>>120238
It came with the rest of the fuzz lad. I'm just referring to the hair that's specifically growing on my lip
c34bf7 No.120241
>decided to grow my beard out to see if it looks shitty or not just in time to work and attend family reunions looking like an unshaved hobo
39c025 No.120242
>>120236
>tfw no annoying hairs growing on my chin
based oestrogen
3035dc No.120243
>>120241
I've spent the last three years looking like a hobo tbh
09e573 No.120244
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>>120242
>tfw no jewish qt with sideburns
e2fcbb No.120245
>>120240
>>120241
Modern 'beards' are for numales, clean shaven is the way forwards
c9decd No.120246
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>>120244
>jewish girls
>>120245
this tbh
09e573 No.120247
>>120245
I hate your faggot attitude
It doesn't matter
If men are cucked, facial hair or clean shaven doesn't matter
c34bf7 No.120248
>>120245
>>120247
I'M TAKING IT BACK
along with the checked shirts and the fancy trousers that aren't jeans
and pipe smoking
and long hair
please help I was a hippyster all along
e2fcbb No.120249
>>120247
Having a numale beard makes you look cucked no matter what though
>>120248
smh lad
Just dress nicely
9fadfa No.120250
>>120241
*tried and failed to find the video where sam screams at the camera asking people to give him time in regards to his beard*
Well people will probably tell you if it looks shitty or not so I guess it's all good.
>>120242
fucking girls…
>>120245
I'm just gonna go ahead and do what I feel like lad
9fadfa No.120251
09e573 No.120252
>>120249
that's why you grow a proper beard and dont have a faggot hairstyle
09e573 No.120253
I want to make babies with her.
09e573 No.120254
I just want consciousness bloody hell I can't see or hear properly
39c025 No.120255
nap tbh
>>120250
never said anything about girls lad
>no thicc fluffy beard
smh
e2fcbb No.120256
>>120250
Do that lad
Just don't end up like the fedora crowd
>>120252
This depends on you having a good build as well though
If you're scrawny or fat it won't work
c9decd No.120258
e2fcbb No.120259
>>120255
Enjoy it
>>120257
Drumpf is slowly starting to possibly redeem himself but I need to see more
3035dc No.120260
>>120257
Well at he's doing some things right.
9fadfa No.120261
>>120248
I ll help you take back long hair and pipe smoking lad. Not sure about the other two yet though. tbh I want some tie-dye shirts
>>120256
I don't like hats or suits tbh. But I'll tell you now, when I start dressing in clothes I deem fashionable, the whole world will cry out in fear.
a23153 No.120262
>>120258
lad…
>>120259
maybe Pence has turned up the voltage in office
>>120260
>remembering when I used to post pics of Hillary etc by the wall to prove Drumpf isn't like them
h-haha
c34bf7 No.120263
>>120255
luxurious
face
pubes
>>120259
isn't he still fucking over Assad though
e2fcbb No.120264
>>120262
We all knew based Pence would be our true saviour
>>120263
He stopped funding opposition groups no?
He's still not to be trusted though ofc I don't forget what he did earlier
a23153 No.120265
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Croc
ahhhhhhhhhh that takes me back
09e573 No.120266
>no gf to go fruitpicking with while she wears a summer dress
>she'll never shriek with fear after seeing an adder while I laugh it off and then cuddle her to make her feel better
>we'll never get home and make fruit pastries or alcohol with the fruit
c9decd No.120267
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>>120262
>lad…
I can't even delete it because the password changed tbh
c34bf7 No.120268
>>120261
goodlad
I reckon blue and green plaid trousers should make a comeback tbh
snazzy and traditional
e2fcbb No.120269
>>120266
Go out and find her lad
e37e85 No.120271
>>120270
what was that orb meant to be anyway?
5b9066 No.120272
>tfw thread broke and you didn't realise and wondered why everyone stopped posting
reeeeee
87bff3 No.120273
>>120245
hahahahaha stubble masterrace
09e573 No.120274
>>120269
>tfw no gf who I met in a bookshop who is somewhat shy but still social and has a disdain for immorality
3035dc No.120275
>>120268
>ywn practice sem-nude swordfighting with BIG wooden shields with the lads
>>120271
I haven't a clue tbh
9fadfa No.120276
>>120268
>re: hair
It should be noted I tend to only approve of voluminous long hair. I won't allow mine to look like smooth mcgrooves.
>re: kegs
I can see them working. Might have to get them in slims though.
I'll wear mine with a neon green stringer and a BIG BLACK leather jacket. It'll look golden >:)
9fadfa No.120277
>>120269
>>120266
I suspect finding the adder might be pretty hard tbh. You'll have to maybe sneak one into the field Dorset lad
87bff3 No.120278
09e573 No.120279
>>120277
whys that? theres loads here
09e573 No.120280
e37e85 No.120281
e2fcbb No.120282
>>120277
Never seen an adder
9fadfa No.120283
>>120278
what snuff lad
>>120279
I assumed they were rare tbh
>>120282
me neither
09e573 No.120284
>>120282
>>120283
theyre good lads
you can scare tourists by saying theyre everywhere too tbh
09e573 No.120285
think I put way too much milk in tbh, theyre still soggy at the bottom, top is crispy and nice though smh, I gave up
e2fcbb No.120286
Gonna find something to do cya lads
Weird now that my gf isn't here to take out anymore
>>120284
kek good lad
87bff3 No.120287
>>120283
a few different (((premium))) ones, abraxas, walter scott and viking. the abraxas is unreal tbh, it was 50% off so i bought all three types for less than a tenner, kek.
09e573 No.120288
87bff3 No.120289
>>120286
always maintain a life outside of the relationship lad, it is less painful when it ends.
5b9066 No.120290
>>120282
Have you not? I remember when I was a wee kid in cornwall on a family holiday there was one in the garden and my dad picked it up and threw it over the wall
e37e85 No.120291
who here /gettinchubby/
>>120289
that got a bit serious for a second there lad
>>120290
dad sounds like a legend lad
87bff3 No.120292
>>120291
>chubbing
not me lad, ive lost a few kilos over the summer
>a bit serious
but very true and important tbh.
5b9066 No.120293
Train fares are a jewish invention created to keep me down and prevent me from going out and having a good time.
87bff3 No.120294
>>120293
have you not got an under-25s discount card? its like 1/3rd off for £30 a year.
09e573 No.120295
>>120293
Trains are a jewish invention
87bff3 No.120296
>>120295
the industrial revolution was a mistake
e37e85 No.120297
>>120292
> ive lost a few kilos over the summer
fairs lad
>but very true and important tbh.
i'll remember it if i ever need it
6eb148 No.120298
>>120293
Based free market train system giving you the option of 4 equally shit operators.
5b9066 No.120299
>>120294
Never used to get trains as much, everything was so much closer and for the amount of times I'd get the train £30 would be more than that.
t. has spent more on trains the past couple of months than ever
maybe it's time to get one…
87bff3 No.120300
>>120299
its well worth it tbh.
87bff3 No.120301
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no argument over you by 2 southern belles
e37e85 No.120302
>>120301
the fuck did she do to her face tbh
6eb148 No.120303
>>120302
Tried to avoid looking like a leather sack at the age of 30 due to white """women""" ageing
e37e85 No.120304
>>120303
black dont crack, honkey
6eb148 No.120305
>>120304
Until she develops AIDS due to her mother having it and looks like skeletor at 24
e37e85 No.120306
>>120305
eh, atleast they look like humans and not eyyyy's
e37e85 No.120308
>>120307
>tfw a fuckin mutt
e37e85 No.120309
>>120307
the thing is with videos like this, they bring a depressing message and then dont actually offer any solutions beyond "march again". There is no plan or anything
e37e85 No.120310
>>120307
Like no shit theres a problem, everyone knows there a problem. why was this video made? It contributes nothing to anything that we dont already know
7bbedc No.120311
>>120310
>>120309
spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) trying to demoralise us tbh
ALSO HOTWHEELS FIX YER FUCKING WEBSITE
9fadfa No.120312
>>120291
Think I am tbh. I have a small tendency to overeat.
5b9066 No.120313
>>120300
Seems like it, I'll probably invest in the near future then, how long would it take to get one?
c34bf7 No.120314
>>120313
you take a passport style photo of yourself, go to a ticket office and ask for one. they give you some paperwork and then send it to you or do it at the station
5b9066 No.120316
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>120307
This speech was originally from a 90s cop show called NCS Manhunt, the main villain of this episode is the speaker of this speech. The series has never had a DVD release despite being highly popular when it came out.
>>120314
Urgh that's a lot of effort
87bff3 No.120317
>>120316
its not that bad tbh, if you do a birmingham trip or something then youve saved the cost in one trip.
>>120315
i am on the cusp of not being an under-25 tbh lad.
7bbedc No.120318
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c34bf7 No.120319
>>120317
>>120316
>>120312
what do you think about meeting in birmingham when shrop has some scratch together?
it's roughly the median distance between all of us
but it's also a shithole filled with wogs
87bff3 No.120320
>>120319
it sounds horrible but better than not organising at all.
3035dc No.120321
>>120316
Huh, never heard of it.
>Despite the series popularity, and strong viewing figures, a second series was never commissioned. Notably, neither the pilot nor the complete series have ever been issued on DVD, although the series was repeated in its entirety on Forces TV in 2016.
Memory holed
b6bfee No.120322
>>120317
>i am on the cusp of not being an under-25 tbh lad
Bloody hell I thought you were older lad
I'm 23
87bff3 No.120323
>>120322
everybody says this, i dont know if its an insult or not
5b9066 No.120324
87bff3 No.120325
b6bfee No.120326
>>120323
Not an insult lad, it's just you've obviously been through a lot. I guess people just subconsciously associate it with age
e37e85 No.120327
>>120323
you just seem quite wise lad
7bbedc No.120328
What could possibly go wrong with a group of internet racists meeting in a City of Pakis
87bff3 No.120329
>>120326
makes sense tbh, just weird, most of my peers went through more / worse tbh.
>>120327
ta lad.
87bff3 No.120330
>>120328
>vanlad in his armoured chariot
>wessex in his steel toe boots
>anprim with his dafty prowess
>shrop with his mma training and steroidal anger
fuck it it sounds like a laugh
5b9066 No.120331
>>120330
*The boys are back in town starts playing*
7bbedc No.120333
>>120332
She's a huwhite """woman"""
b6bfee No.120334
>>120332
concentrated autism
09e573 No.120335
Had lewd thoughts in bed, bit of precum got out(no touchy) but I stopped and quickly had a cold shower
09e573 No.120337
>>120336
thanks, your posts have helped me
also reading some nofap posts have
the most important thing is to never ever look at porn tbh
87bff3 No.120338
>>120337
>never look at porn
this
87bff3 No.120340
7bbedc No.120341
File: 90228a24ec7182c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 326.77 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, DENv0AkVYAAU_fr.jpg large.jpg)
I'm offskies lads.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
87bff3 No.120342
>>120341
where you going?
>anything you wouldnt do
like sex, socialising & forming intimate relationships?
7bbedc No.120343
3035dc No.120344
>>120332
Is this that woman from Game of Thrones?
210050 No.120345
Present your teats. It's time for your milking.
5b9066 No.120346
c34bf7 No.120347
>>120345
100 shekels to see chosen baps
3035dc No.120348
>>120345
Must be cool to be able to produce milk tbh
09e573 No.120349
>>120347
I want to see hers tbh
09e573 No.120351
5387f5 No.120352
>>>/brit/383852
>defaming 22st when he can't defend himself
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
87bff3 No.120353
>>120352
ahhhhh i miss him lads
09e573 No.120354
87bff3 No.120357
*posts 22st oc in an effort to pretend hes still here*
5b9066 No.120358
>>120357
wow it's almost like him
e37e85 No.120359
>>120357
just a couple days lass, hell be back soon
39c025 No.120360
>>120356
stop raiding any time
5b9066 No.120361
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
REAL FROG HOURS
HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKING HON BUTTON
39c025 No.120364
>>120362
like i don't even click on them but the board is full of you. idk what chinkdude tells you on your board but he should stop shilling this place there
8de228 No.120365
>>120364
>implying anyone is in charge of you posts what and where
silly daftie lass
39c025 No.120366
>>120365
you even talk like a chink now
39c025 No.120368
>when you find and look up a qt model and turns out she mostly does nsfw stuff
8de228 No.120370
>>120368
i know that feel
pic related
09e573 No.120371
>>120369
goodpost
>>120368
why are you looking up qt models..?
5387f5 No.120372
>>120368
What sort of qt models are you chasing?
b6bfee No.120374
>>120370
Wew, that's actually a good one, except for the chinky face of course
39c025 No.120375
>>120370
>not save
<this
as if
>>120371
was looking at t-shirts (who doesn't from time to time) and girl pic related got me interested so i googled her naem and got mostly porn.
09e573 No.120377
e37e85 No.120381
3035dc No.120383
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>120380
Goth died in the 80s.
09e573 No.120384
>ywn design a small flat boat you can comfortably live in to go up and down small rivers
882e20 No.120385
>>120384
hmm i could help with that if you have funds
882e20 No.120388
i wish imperiumlad was here instead of this other imperium lad
5387f5 No.120389
Went for a short walk and got to see some fireworks for free.
882e20 No.120390
>>120387
drumpf>putin>shrek
c34bf7 No.120392
>>120384
>>120385
>ywn be an incapable dorshite unable to knock together a watertight wooden box
feels ambivalent
>>120389
I hope he had a license for those dangerous explosive devices
09e573 No.120393
>>120389
tell me where you live honey
>>120385
hmm
e2fcbb No.120394
>>120386
spoiler or b& tbh
>>120389
I often get free fireworks outside my window tbh
e2fcbb No.120395
>>120390
wtf lad it's clearly shrek>putin>drumpf
882e20 No.120396
>>120389
nice, looks like either facing north on the The Weald or south on the hampshire flatlands.
882e20 No.120397
>>120395
fite me shrekcuck
5387f5 No.120399
>>120393
Never.
>>120394
D-do we live next to each other?
>>120396
DON'T spy on me.
3035dc No.120400
>>120384
You mean a narrowboat?
8de228 No.120401
>>120394
>spoiler or b& tbh
882e20 No.120402
c34bf7 No.120403
>>120400
you mean a longraft?
882e20 No.120405
882e20 No.120406
c34bf7 No.120407
>2017
>not living on a domicilevessel
09e573 No.120408
>>120392
I don't know how boats work
882e20 No.120409
>>120407
saint cox was, look what happened to her
e2fcbb No.120410
>>120397
put yer hands up nigger
>>120399
wew
even if we did I wouldn't meetup bc meetups are gay tbh
>>120401
good lad
>>120404
Good choice
I'm stealing this btw
882e20 No.120411
>>120408
pretty much like that but bigger, 6ft is barely a dinghy, more like a boogieboard tbh.
09e573 No.120412
5b9066 No.120414
>>120412
if that's flat bottomed that's like a lilo lol
882e20 No.120415
>>120412
less than 4 metres wouldnt be livable when you include a cabin and outboard motor or an oar bench .
c34bf7 No.120416
>>120408
>>120411
on a river all you need to worry about is the centre of gravity
that wouldn't be very good because it's back heavy and you cba to do counterweights and that
cabin goes in middle
>>120409
it's a conspiracy to keep the thinship community cowed
>>120414
FLAT BOTTOMED BOATS MAKE THE RIVERINE TRADE FLOW
e2fcbb No.120417
882e20 No.120418
>>120416
or the motor balances the forward cabin like most boats
09e573 No.120419
>>120415
No need for a motor tbh
>>120416
i see
3035dc No.120421
>>120404
Good meme tbh
>>120402
I thought they were the same thing but just googled it and apparently there are people who live on regular boats too.
>tfw no druidic boat nation
09e573 No.120422
>>120420
I think the guy who runs that page is the complete opposite of the good doctor
he bragged about losing his virginity tbh
c34bf7 No.120423
>>120418
>>120419
you can just have it as one big box like a regular dwellingship tbh
>>120421
I don't mind boats but prefer dry land tbqh
while I was living in France my mum wanted me to go live with some random hippies who had a wooden, channel-capable ship they lived in
would have been cool tbh but they were also idiots and nearly got themselves killed in a storm a few months after offering to take me in because
>hippy boomers in charge of being responsible
e2fcbb No.120424
>>120422
Of course he isn't anything like Are Henry, this is obvious from a brief look at the page tbh
It's good for memes though
882e20 No.120425
>>120419
just going to bob about in one place?
>>120421
>boat nation
>tfw you will never refloat the cutty sark under the druid/pol/ banner
>>120423
true, but then you need a barge to tow it to other moorings.
882e20 No.120426
>>120423
>hippy boomers in charge of being responsible
*shudders*
09e573 No.120427
>>120425
a thing called oars, or I could just push it along by pushing it into the bottom of the river
882e20 No.120428
>>120427
>dorset wants to live in a punt
top kek, wouldnt get far in english rivers
3035dc No.120429
>>120427
>a punt for a houseboat
lad
c34bf7 No.120431
>>120427
>>120425
it's for canals and rivers right
horses tbqh
or you can just pull it with a rope
>>120426
they got back to a Brittany port and sold the boat in favour of renting a shitty city house because
>preserving my parents legacy takes effort and I can't be arsed
c34bf7 No.120434
>>120432
hmmmmmmm
can't grow food on it though
wish there were riverine properties about not bought up by rich cunts for the occasional spot of fishing tbh
882e20 No.120435
>>120431
>horses
aye lad thats more like it, proper canal boat. But a motor is cheap - youd have to keep the horses nearby which is another outgoing.
e2fcbb No.120436
>BBC shilling gays even more strongly than usual
MAKE IT STOP
882e20 No.120437
>>120433
Ill make you a 6ft x 3ft punt for £750 if you like
3035dc No.120438
>>120430
>"I suspect many who doubt the abilities of our diverse service personnel might be more reluctant to serve than they are to comment."
Bigots btfo
09e573 No.120439
>>120431
only tiny rivers tbh
c34bf7 No.120440
>>120439
if you really want to live in a large basket you could just make a coracle tbh
just takes wicker and time
5b9066 No.120441
Claudia Cardinale feeding Spaghetti to stray cats at the Pantheon, 1963
c34bf7 No.120442
>>120441
bit of a stupid bint tbqh
could have at least given them the raw mince instead
3035dc No.120443
>the NHS symptom checker has disappeared
FUCK OFF 111 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO A PERSON
5387f5 No.120445
>>120436
I thought the BBC was already the gayest institution on the planet.
c34bf7 No.120446
>>120444
druids
to be quite honest
09e573 No.120447
>>120445
No, that would be you.
e2fcbb No.120449
>no fresh Shury-Mury for 3 weeks now
>>120445
Apparently it's 50 years of fag rights now so it's even worse now
5b9066 No.120450
e2fcbb No.120451
>>120450
Google translate it lad or learn it yourself
The shirts are English anyway
5b9066 No.120453
>>120451
yeah but the content isn't.
39c025 No.120454
>>120450
>heading
no shipping costs after 50€
clothing \ projects \ material \ bags \ protection (wtf kinda website is this)
new in shop
lad this is pretty self explanatory in context anyway
5b9066 No.120456
>>120454
Yeah I know that stuff I'm not that daft, it's uh anti capitalist website yeah… I was just looking to see if they're good nativist lads
5b9066 No.120458
882e20 No.120459
>>120443
what's wrong lad
>>120444
nice
882e20 No.120460
39c025 No.120461
>>120456
lad this is the daftest shit i've ever seen, even IB is better
e2fcbb No.120462
5b9066 No.120463
>>120452
>not supporting the (potentially) far right
>not having some ebil shirts to chill out at home in or muck about it.
It's also summer lad
>>120461
>IB
GO DAFT OR GO HOME
I'm pretty sure these guys were mates with the OG dafties anyway
882e20 No.120464
>>120449
fancy polo shirt with collar up master race
39c025 No.120465
>>120463
don't even like one sticker smh lad I'm always down for some useless daft stickers
5b9066 No.120466
>>120465
not even free my nigga horst Mahler or the Black Front stuff?
e2fcbb No.120467
>>120463
Graphic shirts are for manchildren and daft shirts like this are for edgy contrarians who want to broadcast their edginess tbh
Just dress nicely lad, it looks better tbh
>>120464
Polo shirts are nice tbh I got some not long ago
882e20 No.120469
>>120467
i only own polos tbh, they are sturdy enough to work in for a year or 2, ive had some workshirts for nearly 5 years now.
39c025 No.120470
>>120466
idk who horst mahler is tbh
5b9066 No.120471
>>120467
>Dressing nicely
hang on lemme put on my designer brands to work out in or go for a run yes that'll do me. You dress for occasion lad, and what's wrong with supporting the cause and getting something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?
>>120468
Can ya get that transparent?
>>120470
Smh tbh.
39c025 No.120472
>>120471
nigger just give me a quick rundown then i can't be assed to look it up
882e20 No.120473
>>120471
dunno maybe, have a look, heres the file
39c025 No.120474
>>120471
>what's wrong with supporting the cause and getting something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?
no I'm with herts on this one, it's just slacktivism and in its own way virtue signalling. if they're too fringe or subtle to understand (maybe some of them are) it would pass but this is not better than the Praise Kek xDD shit
882e20 No.120475
>>120471
>fun to wear
i find polos and 3/4 lengths fun to wear tbh, but i do have some more-larpy football casual stuff that i wear to the pub, pics related.
882e20 No.120476
*buys druid/pol/ t shirt*
39c025 No.120477
so wait it's both right wing and antifa merch under one wing?
e2fcbb No.120478
>>120469
They're good shirts tbh, look good and simple
>>120471
>designer brands
no lad this is not the only choice
any branding is bad tbh
>what's wrong with supporting the cause
Not everything has to be politics related, also there's a good chance you're giving money to spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine). Anyway you can always donate no?
>something fun to wear around the house or go camping in?
I'm interested in looking good tbh. Fun is something you have or partake in rather than look imo. You don't need to constantly be showing off how much of an ebil nazi you are tbh
882e20 No.120479
09e573 No.120480
you all have shit taste in fashion
pic related is me
882e20 No.120481
>>120480
based, wheres wessex with his somerset pepes
e2fcbb No.120482
>>120477
spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)
e2fcbb No.120483
>>120480
I love the West Country tbh
3035dc No.120485
>>120483
You're alright too, for a grockle
e2fcbb No.120486
night famalams
>>120484
uwot
I like you too lad
5b9066 No.120487
>>120472
Horst Mahler was a radical member of the baader Meinhof gang otherwise known as the Red Armee Faktion and had a change of heart and realised patriotism is the only form of socialism and is currently under arrest for holocaust denail charges
>>120474
One of those is donating money to le based skeptic who makes 40 hour videos looking at the news, and another is getting a token of whatever and sending money to people who are actually doing something, you can't compare made up internet movements to a group of like minded individuals who are friends engaging in activities on a regular basis (legal talk bear with) and sending them a bit of bob and getting a t shirt in the mail which you occasionally wear whilst camping or sweating it up.
>>120477
Would you like to hear about
STRASSERISM?
>>120478
If I was going to donate the same amount of money, what's wrong with getting something in return?
>>120475
>Tfw can never justify any football casual stuff
It's all so goddamn expensive and Fred Perry was part jew
09e573 No.120488
>>120486
sweet dreams honey
09e573 No.120491
>>120490
what areyou implying by this post madam
e2fcbb No.120492
>>120487
>what's wrong with getting something in return?
Outlined this already tbh
>>120490
>insulting based cider
You made me post after I said goodnight, you will pay
But for now goodnight for reals
4e1b37 No.120493
>>120486
night lad
>>120487
>too expensive
just a bit tbh.
8de228 No.120494
>>120491
she just made some
she's had a leak
3035dc No.120495
>>120489
Lad, please, I got this far today without masturbating.
39c025 No.120496
>>120487
>strasserism
what le fug you stop this
>to people who are actually doing something
I'll never buy this meme but i'll get your point now. still i don't know what they need 20€ of my money for, even if we agree on some things. and t-shirts, well, my fashion already is mostly clothes from my grandmother (and her friends), or other second hand. guess 20 euros to these dudes is better than 10 to h&m but c'mon
>>120486
night
09e573 No.120497
On the plus side, I will retain my youthful good looks and potential health for at least one decade more.
39c025 No.120498
>>120491
cider = lemonade
has always been for me at least
8de228 No.120499
39c025 No.120500
>>120497
where did you find the golden apple tree lad
09e573 No.120501
>>120498
Cider is apples you absolute mong
39c025 No.120502
>>120501
i meant the taste
3035dc No.120504
>lemon cider
Can you even ferment lemons?
09e573 No.120505
>>120502
There are hundreds or thousands of ciders though, is it because you drank a fizzy(disgusting) cider?
39c025 No.120507
>>120505
no i don't diss on cider, quite tasty actually, just where is the alcohol
where is it
if it can't make even me drunk it never was there in first place
but you hate alcohol so that might be why you like it
4e1b37 No.120508
>>120504
i think so, but i doubt it tastes good
4e1b37 No.120509
>>120507
lass proper cider is 5-10% abv tbh.
09e573 No.120511
>>120507
>where is the alcohol
you meming here lass?
all of them here are at least 5%, going up to 9 or 10%
3035dc No.120512
>>120507
>if it can't make even me drunk
Am I being cheeki breekid? What ABV is cider in Germany?
5b9066 No.120513
>>120493
I am a penny-pincher to the end
>>120496
BLACK FRONT NOW
it's one of the few symbols you can use without ever getting the zog in nearly every country
Do I have to give you the rundown on AntiKapKollektiv as well? smh how can you wear the dafty flag and not know about the dafties across the globe.
>>120492
>Outlined this already tbh
I don't get why you're so adverse to it, you make it seem like my whole wardrobe is just far right gear when in reality my "evil racist" stuff is in the minority.
39c025 No.120514
>>120509
>>120511
>>120512
i literally never got drunk from cider and i drank lots of it
is english cider different from french cider
09e573 No.120515
>>120514
yes.
french cider = poofter cider
5b9066 No.120516
>>120513
And tbh most far right gear that isn't a T shirt looks crap with an exception of polos but those signal far too hard surprisingly.
4e1b37 No.120517
>>120514
3 pints of scrumpy puts most people on their arse tbh, its definitely different from french cider.
4e1b37 No.120518
>>120516
>tfw no far right polos
39c025 No.120519
>>120513
i'm not actually a dafty ideologically m'lad
maybe i'll get radicalised one day
39c025 No.120520
>>120515
>>120517
alright cool, consider my words taken back until further experimentation
4e1b37 No.120522
>>120521
>old rosie
>proper cider with bits of yeast still in it
based lad.
5b9066 No.120524
>>120519
Yeah but you are wearing their symbol smh tbh
>>120521
>not scrumpy in a milk carton
isn't that what it's meant to be served in?
39c025 No.120525
>>120524
yea so
their symbol is pretty aesthetic ngl
4e1b37 No.120526
5b9066 No.120527
>>120525
smh and u compared me to kekistanis
5b9066 No.120528
5387f5 No.120529
>>120510
>>120514
These Midoriyas look suspiciously lewd.
>>120523
Night night.
09e573 No.120530
>>120523
gnight duck
>>120524
a cider jug tbh
3035dc No.120531
I do like cidre doux though tbh, even if it is just expensive apple juice.
4e1b37 No.120532
09e573 No.120533
>>120531
the french intrigue me
4e1b37 No.120534
>>120530
>cider jug
a demijohn tbh.
4e1b37 No.120535
>>120533
pros:
>make lovely bread
>make a shit ton of wine
>have nice countryside
cons:
french
3035dc No.120536
>>120532
I know lad. I blame the revolution.
4e1b37 No.120537
>>120529
are you doing a new thread lass?
5b9066 No.120538
>>120535
How do we unfrench the french??
09e573 No.120539
>>120535
normandy was very beautiful, but I was suffering from sea/landsickness and i hadnt slept, so I dont remember much smh
I'd love to go again tbh
>>120538
need you ask?
4e1b37 No.120540
>>120538
a combination of strong cider and brutal football hooliganism.
5b9066 No.120541
>>120540
The french like hooliganism tho
4e1b37 No.120542
>>120539
>normandy
youre damn right its beautiful, its watered in filthy kraut blood *spots oppurtunity to use newly learnt word* and fine anglo exsanguinations
4e1b37 No.120544
>>120541
the french hooligans are based, if only all frogs were like that. im hoping our ancient rivalry will be continued by the firms, thereby freeing france from cuckery one pagga at a time.
3035dc No.120545
>>120538
Restore Brittany and Aquitane, annex Normandy and Calais. Use the rest as a prison colony.
5b9066 No.120546
>>120544
>tfw the ancient rivalry between France and England has finally found it's true platform, football hooliganism
brb having a punch up
4e1b37 No.120547
>>120545
>rightful english clay over the channel
too right, push the frogs back to tours and orleans
4e1b37 No.120548
>>120546
good lad, follow the rules - no bollock shots, no stamping, no eye gouging, down is out.
3035dc No.120549
>>120547
If you want to get funny the whole of France is rightful English clay. Losing the Hundred Years War need only be a temporary setback.
4e1b37 No.120550
TURNS OUT YOU CAN BUY HAPPINESS
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170724161258.htm
>New research is challenging the age-old adage that money can't buy happiness. The study suggests that using money to buy free time – such as paying to delegate household chores like cleaning and cooking – is linked to greater life satisfaction
9fadfa No.120551
Bit late but I wanna reply anyway tbh
>>120319
I'm down. Tbh even if I don't get the cash I'll be able to get one of my rich mates to loan me the train fare. Depending on how much money I manage to make by mid-late august we could go out bar-hopping.
>>120323
You always struck me as intelligent. So experience+intelligence = old?
5b9066 No.120552
4e1b37 No.120553
>>120551
thanks tbh lad, that makes sense and its actually very nice to know that maybe people dont think im a complete moron
>>120552
i reckon this is an economic proposal tbh, to get more people to pay others for services, and thereby stimulate the economy - maybe thats what the unskilled econonic migrants will be doing.
5b9066 No.120554
>>120553
True, we are a service based economy after all.
4e1b37 No.120555
>>120554
>service based economy
*vomits*
09e573 No.120556
argh my fucking nose
its day 3 nofap and its still causing annoyance aarrrrrrrgggggh
5b9066 No.120557
>>120555
It's true lad you know it, we export far more in terms of services than goods.
4e1b37 No.120558
>>120557
i know lad i just hate that fact tbh, bring back english heavy industry and mining NAO
4e1b37 No.120559
>>120556
go and see an escort lad.
09e573 No.120560
9fadfa No.120561
>>120553
Also you do often old post tbh.
"ahhh I miss the days when I was young and didnt hangover."
>>120560
Night feller.
Had a wank yesterday and still feeling virlie. Based noporn
3035dc No.120562
>>120558
>satanic mills
>English
5b9066 No.120563
4e1b37 No.120564
>>120560
night lad.
>>120561
>old post
i try and keep it to a minimum tbh, but i guess i do.
>days when i didnt get a hangover
it wasnt very long ago i started getting them so its still fresh in my mind, kek.
4e1b37 No.120565
>>120562
>satanic mills
*hits you with billy club*
get back to work
9fadfa No.120566
>>120564
>old post
I don't see it often, but it only takes a few old posts to do the damage. I actually thought you were about 25 or so, but after a few old posts I thought you were 30-ish.
Tbh I'd old post all the time if I had the excuse.
>hangovers
>tfw never hand over but still feel like shit after drinking because sensitive stomach.
I'll never know the feel of rising triumphantly after a night of hard drinking smh
5b9066 No.120567
>>120565
are coin saps legal here?
4e1b37 No.120568
>>120566
i guess that makes sense tbh, i am indeed '25 or so' though.
>rising triumphantly after a night of heavy drinking
used to stay up friday to sunday getting on it, sleep for 8 hours then work all week and do it again the next weekend, no way i could do that now.
i dont suffer too badly with hangovers, im so used to having them that its pretty much normal now.
>sensitive stomach
bet that sucks lad, nausea is the worst part of any comedown or hangover.
4e1b37 No.120569
>>120567
yeah if you dont use it as a weapon. Most folk roll pound coins in a receipt and then tie that into a handkerchief or bandana/scarf, easier to explain away.
5b9066 No.120570
9fadfa No.120571
>>120568
>friday to sunday antics
Really doubt I'd be able to do that without a lot of drugs. Even then I'd be in a hellishly bad mood - would probably get into a fight. Honestly idk if I know anyone that could stay up 3 days straight while partying. You must've been gifted lad.
>bet that sucks
It's not that bad so long as I have no duties on that given day. Tend to eat a lot of meat and lay in bed in a half-dream state.
5b9066 No.120572
ARGH I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING THE JEWS DID THIS
9fadfa No.120573
>>120572
I love sneezing. consider yourself blessed
5b9066 No.120574
>>120573
I fucking hate sneezing, want to swap?
Why are you so positive about everything??
4e1b37 No.120575
>>120571
>lots of drugs
aye lad.
>gifted
not really tbh, all the lads i got on it with could do 3 days easily, several could do 7, 8, 9 days or more.
>get angry and have a fight
true tbh, the paranoia gets a bit intense starting around the second evening.
hallucinating that people are in the back of your car on the way back from a freeparty and talking to them, thinking your phone is ringing constantly, not hearing what people say properly, etcetera
4e1b37 No.120576
>>120574
>why is shrop so positive
*squints*
yeah, why is this?
9fadfa No.120577
>>120574
>achoo
I'm down to swap lad. Gimme your address yeah?
They just feel so refreshing lad idk why you don;t like them. try to visualise all the germs leave your nose and mouth as you sneeze tbh.
>+
I've always been pretty carefree and irreverent, so negative emotions tend to bounce off of me. You're never bothered by anything when you don't care lad.
>>120575
>9 days
… yikes
>hallucination
sounds pretty interesting if nothing else. I'd probably get those pretty bad myself. Me and my brother have a small schizo streak
5b9066 No.120578
>>120577
>another cheeky ploy to get my address
nearly got me there smh tbh
>I've always been pretty carefree and irreverent, so negative emotions tend to bounce off of me. You're never bothered by anything when you don't care lad.
Wise words tbh. I'm normally chipper most of the time but sneezing and being snotty just gets me down more than anything else.
4e1b37 No.120579
>>120577
>schizo streak
one particular lad stayed up about 6 days, djing for most of it, got paranoid, locked us in his flat and demanded to strip search us all to check for a stolen gram and potential recording equipment. Needless to say nobody acquiesced to his request, and he calmed down when he found the gram under a vinyl he had just played. The next day at the same place a lass who was with us completely lost the plot, used scissors to cut horizontally through a closed curtain and jumped out of the lads 1st floor window, then got taken to hospital by some passing old bill because she was running down the road incoherent.
9fadfa No.120580
>>120578
>a dress
I'll get it one day lad. All it takes is a moment of lowered guard…
*squints*
>head cold
I know that feel. It drives me nuts when I get a blocked nose. Whenever my sensory organs are impeded I feel massively cut off from the world. Nose and ears is hell.
>>120579
LOL sounds like the place was haunted *tbh*
I'm honestly surprised people weren't worse than that with the lack of sleep and, I assume, amphetamines.
5b9066 No.120581
4e1b37 No.120582
>>120580
>nose and ears
im mostly deaf in one ear tbh, its a right pain in the arse. also had a nostril cuaterised so it doesnt work properly. Id definitely say eye problems are more annoying though, conjunctivitis is a cunt, and getting metal in your eye on the regular gets really boring. Although eyepatches are aesthetic af.
>haunted
yeah, by 4 dozen scummy hedonists and a few dealers.
>amphetamines
it was mostly mephedrone, ketamine and acid tbh, occasionally speed, rarely cocaine because poor youths.
>surprised they werent worse than that
tbh, but there was normally copious amounts of cheap benzos and opiates, they probably helped quite a bit.
4e1b37 No.120583
9fadfa No.120584
>>120581
Night night chum
>sensory organs
I usually have a perma-blocked nostril from sinusitis, but forever deaf is right nasty. I flirted with that when I had an ear infection and it was B A D. You ought to buy some goggles tbh lad.
>droogs
MCats really bad for paranoia isn't it? Don't know much about that one tbh. And people took ket to parties? Seems like a really bad idea imo.
>the good stuff
Fair enough, I can see that doing the trick
4e1b37 No.120585
>>120584
>deaf
its got about 10 or 20% function, can hear headphones pretty well, albeit quieter on one side.
>sinusitis
never had that tbh, weird as it is very >>120583
common with sharing notes.
>cat bad for paranoia
its fine for the first day, but its very easy to get carried away and end up a paranoid wreck on day 3.
>ket bad at parties
laaaaaaad no, its what makes a party tbqh. mixing k and miaow in a line was called cow tbh, still kek at that
>goggles
i do wear safety glasses most of the time, normally get shit in the eye when you are not expecting it and therefore not wearing them.
4e1b37 No.120586
>>120585
reeeee (You)d myself by accident
9fadfa No.120587
>>120585
>20%
Fuck dude, hearing's probably my favourite sensory function. Do you have an ear trumpet?
>>120585
>sinusitis
It's honestly not that bad. Makes me feel right appreciative when I can breath through both nostrils. Other than that I assume it's largely the same as it is w/o it.
>ket
Really? I thought it just made you zonk out. I wouldn't call it partying if all youre doing is gurning out on a beanbag.
>goggles
never safe dude
also here's the (you) I skimped you out on:
>>120582
4e1b37 No.120588
>>120587
>ear trumpet
kek, i just turn the other ear more towards whoever is speaking, usually works well enough, except in a noisy environment. i can lipread well too, and usually predict what will be said if its work related. I love sound too lad, music especially. Constant loud music at parties probably didnt help the situation though, had probably 50% function when i was a youth.
>not that bad
ive had constantly blocked nostrils enough times, but sinus problems sound grim, worked with a dude that had his sinuses drained because he was constantly bunged up, turned out he had some sort of cloth or bandage in one since he had some sort of nose surgery when he was a kid. Can normally get them clear with steam or salt water, sometimes walking up stairs to change your bloodpressure works. Got a wee hole in my septum too tbf.
>never safe
you arent wrong, i should probably buy some flat safety reading glasses with no magnification and wear them all the time, normal safety glasses are annoying because they are normally curved, and rubber goggles are too big and uncomfortable to wear for long.
sorry if im boring you lad, havent got any sleeping pills tonight.
9fadfa No.120589
>>120588
>50%
Has your ear always been buggered?
>bunged up
My immune's pretty strong when I'm not compromising it so it usually just blocks my nostrils. When it starts acting up it can be pretty bad. Pressure under your eyes isn't a nice feeling on the best of days. It's pretty rare though.
>wee hole
are there any ramifications to that?
>flat safety glasses
This is a good idea. I'd always be on the look out for asbestos falling in my eye if I was a construction lad.
dw lad, I like dragging out nights -favourite time of the day- talking to you and one of my mates
4e1b37 No.120591
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>>120590
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