32a2a4 No.119154
697334 No.119156
shit thread tbqh
night lads
c27153 No.119158
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32a2a4 No.119159
>>119156
ey lad what's your plan for operation bingo bango bongo before you go?
87122a No.119162
>tfw my brother says we need to read the old testament and become like "the old Christians"
c27153 No.119164
>>119162
He's promoting the less cucked although more jewish version of christianity tbh
139053 No.119165
>>119144
>no imperium news
This was your chance lad. Is there nothing happening in Hong Kong?
87122a No.119166
>>119163
what film? Is that you and Daftie?
139053 No.119167
>>119162
Did you tell him?
b9d3a8 No.119168
Sammy smoking Djarum blacks I think. I wanna try them tbh
>>119156
Night night lad
87122a No.119169
>>119167
I actually didn't but tried to argue against it. I just suck at arguing
*saves infograph but doesn't really read it thoroughly*
ahhhhh
32a2a4 No.119170
>>119163
I loved that film in year 9
c27153 No.119171
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b9d3a8 No.119172
I like this one a lot. But a lot of her appeal comes from the big boob
c27153 No.119173
>>119172
>another white munter
398aeb No.119174
>>119166
>he never saw Romeo and Juliet
LAD
>is that you and Daftie?
sadly I lack Leo's stunning good looks tbh
>>119170
Year 8 here
It was pretty dank tbh but only once you get older and experience life do you understand it in full tbh
87122a No.119175
>>119174
>sadly I lack Leo's stunning good looks tbh
I'm sure you're pretty, lad. post pics.
>he never saw Romeo and Juliet
I did, just wasn't sure that was it.
b9d3a8 No.119176
>>119173
Just because this is your thread it doesn't mean people have to play by your rules boyo
398aeb No.119177
>>119175
Never will i post pics tbh
Ok then I suppose it's a while since you last saw it. I miss young Leo tbh and young Claire Danes is hot af
87122a No.119178
You think making a thread gives you power over me?
87122a No.119179
>>119178
didn't mean to double post that first one
c27153 No.119180
>>119178
STOP
POSTING
ASTOLFO
87122a No.119181
>>119177
Send me a pic on Bongo Bongo Land, lad. you know I can be trusted.
9c0560 No.119183
>tfw you cant escape mummy and daddy
139053 No.119184
>>119169
There's not much to tell
>the people of the OT were Israelites and they were God's specialest special people so you can't become them
>to become like the actual old Christians you would have to read the NT in Greek and learn the historical and cultural context
>>119171
Good lad. The Imperium needs sinocentrism tbh
c27153 No.119185
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>>119184
The reason why Judaism as a religion is so bad is the Talmud tbf
398aeb No.119187
>>119178
Mods are supposed to enforce rules not break them smh
>>119181
I have no pics though lad
>>119183
Run away lad
c27153 No.119188
87122a No.119189
>>119184
I know, lad. But but I tried to argue for Christianity. I should have just told him it was Judaism though. Don't know why I didn't
87122a No.119191
>>119187
>I have no pics though lad
take one, lad
>>119190
okay
855d5a No.119192
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS THREAD WITH A MUSICAL INTERMISSION ON BEHALF OF THE IMPERIUM
YOU WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD VERY SHORTLY
398aeb No.119193
Night lads
Back to Blighty tomorrow I'm going to miss it
>>119190
>not evrasian
shit
>>119191
I look like shit atm though lad
c27153 No.119194
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>>119192
Good lad.
I think the imperium advertising break was better though lad.
855d5a No.119195
87122a No.119196
>>119193
I'm a lad, I don't care you look shit smh
night lad
b9d3a8 No.119197
smocaine3 in WP episode 6 intro
>>119193
>Missing places other than Britain
vile.
Sleep tight tho pal
c27153 No.119199
>>119193
night lad. don't let the diana fairy bite
c27153 No.119200
87122a No.119201
How can she be so confident despite being flat_
c27153 No.119202
b9d3a8 No.119203
>>119201
This astolfo posting is getting out of hand. Spoiler this shit dude
87122a No.119204
>>119203
I'm censoring it, lad
b9d3a8 No.119205
87122a No.119206
>>119205
but I don't want to. I'm not even posting offensive ones
c27153 No.119207
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>>119206
All astolfoposting is offensive
2882bf No.119208
>>119192
OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYooooooooooOOOOO
b9d3a8 No.119209
Forever my favourite. Nothing more needs be said.
>>119206
you're posting a crossdressing child you pervert. Stop trying to push boundaries and spoiler your fucking gay porn
48b5b3 No.119210
>>119207
Having an imperium edition thread is an act of aggression lad, we're only posting Astolfo in self defense.
87122a No.119211
>>119209
>you're posting a crossdressing child you pervert. Stop trying to push boundaries and spoiler your fucking gay porn
It's board culture and I'm not posting porn.
32a2a4 No.119212
>>119211
>it's board culture
no
c27153 No.119214
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Ate a load of cheese so hopefully I get nightmares instead of a visit from the imperium fairy tonight
87122a No.119215
>>119214
What if your nightmare causes you to make cummies as well?
c27153 No.119216
>>119215
Then all I'll be able to say is that I tried my best
87122a No.119217
>>119216
what if it's a gayist nightmare?
b9d3a8 No.119218
>>119211
faggot.
>>119214
I think it's largely a myth lad. I always eat cheese before bed
c27153 No.119219
>>119217
That won't happen
87122a No.119220
>>119218
>faggot.
Bully
>>119219
Can't control it, lad.
87122a No.119221
>>119218
>I think it's largely a myth lad. I always eat cheese before bed
We'll see tomorrow then. Just had some cheese as well tbh
c27153 No.119222
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>>119220
Do you and Neo take pleasure in trying to make me uncomfortable with my prior actions.
>>119218
I'm fairly sure it's just a myth too, I just fancied some cheese
b9d3a8 No.119223
>>119221
I'm also about to go get some cheese. Chances are I won't remember my dreams
87122a No.119224
>tfw dry bread and nothing but old cheese to put on it
>meanwhile cabinet is filled with sweets that have accumulated from me not eating it
no wonder it was so easy to binge before smh
87122a No.119225
>>119222
>Do you and Neo take pleasure in trying to make me uncomfortable with my prior actions.
I guess I enjoy it
32a2a4 No.119226
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
c27153 No.119228
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>>119225
You know what that makes you?
67fa4e No.119230
>>119226
yo
same
why you though
c27153 No.119231
>>119229
A sadist, a bully, even maybe a psychopath
32a2a4 No.119232
>>119227
>>119230
I CAN'T FIND ANY SONG LYRICS TO FIND OUT OF A SONG IS KOSHER
>>119230
and I dunno I just feel argh tbh
67fa4e No.119233
>>119232
>music so fringe you can't look the lyrics up
the most bitter of feels
oh ok thought something happened
87122a No.119234
>>119231
Sadist and psychopath? That's a bit harsh, lad…
>>119232
>I CAN'T FIND ANY SONG LYRICS TO FIND OUT OF A SONG IS KOSHER
don't get it tbh.
c27153 No.119235
>>119234
>Sadist and psychopath? That's a bit harsh, lad…
Neo's a sadist in a different way too.
32a2a4 No.119236
>>119234
For my radio thingo mahjiggo come on lad it's monday night
>>119233
It's truly a fucking pain nah nothings happened, its more like a lack of something happening maybe I dunno smh I need something to do or someone to do things with I'm so fucking restless
87122a No.119237
>>119235
How? Also I am not a sadist, I'm a good buy, really, just having some innocent harmless fun.
87122a No.119238
>>119236
>For my radio thingo mahjiggo come on lad it's monday night
If you can't even find the lyrics, why does it matter? Nobody will be able to know if it's an evil Nazi song or whatever
c27153 No.119239
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>>119237
I'll let you off this time
32a2a4 No.119241
>>119238
Nah lad but it saves me time not listening to the song over and over to make sure the singer doesn't say "FUCK" at one random part
t. this actually happened right at the end of my set one time
it's about profanity lad not racismo.
67fa4e No.119242
>>119241
>most of the bands i listen to say fuck
fuck
32a2a4 No.119243
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119242
Yeah it's a pain in the ass half way through a good song and chilling in my DJ chair then some motherfucker gotta get uppity.
67fa4e No.119245
this isnt fair lads
why does injustice exist
87122a No.119246
>>119239
Thanks, lad
>>119240
>you can be really mean sometimes he's right
Oh
>>119241
but "fuck" is in every song these days
87122a No.119247
32a2a4 No.119248
>lyric websites that have no lyrics
WHY
WHY
FUCK YOU YOU LYING FUCKING SCUM
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FILTHY EVIL BASTARDS GODDAMNIT
67fa4e No.119250
>>119247
some children with pigmented skin threw two eggs at my window
87122a No.119252
>>119250
Boys will be boyws
67fa4e No.119254
>>119251
n-nothing
>>119252
yeah you're right ha
goodnight
67fa4e No.119258
>>119244
you lads should "night" imperiumposter stop being such meanies
night lad sleep sane and without the sound of war behind your window
32a2a4 No.119259
>>119244
yeah uh night don't let the imperium cheese bite
48b5b3 No.119260
>>119258
Aaaaaahhh I didn't see his post.
>>119244
Sweet dreams lad, hope the imperium fairy doesn't visit again.
87122a No.119264
697334 No.119265
morning lads
>haven't actually had a cuppa in days because of the limescale
>>119159
I'll buy a not-shit tent and camp again, you could do the same and save on commute expenses at the cost of being vile and sweaty for the whole period of work
>>119209
>>119212
this tbqh
>>119245
because good men do nothing
>>119250
throw some back
7be0a8 No.119268
>>119267
She left me alone lad.
697334 No.119269
it finally happened
NEETdad ran out of money
I have to pay all of my UC into rent for the next month
32a2a4 No.119270
>>119269
Rip
>>119266
Hullo, free from the curse?
b53262 No.119271
>>119269
Not eligible for housing bennies?
697334 No.119272
>>119271
I'm not until October, and then only for single rooms
>>119270
at least I have an excuse to go see the qt teller girl at the bank
32a2a4 No.119273
Is 11 mins too long for a radio song?
697334 No.119274
>>119273
not if your hosting lasts for more than an hour
32a2a4 No.119275
>>119274
Aight I've got two hours so fuck yeah
6c0b11 No.119276
>>119144
>The Imperium Marches On
>>>/imperium/
c0d4fb No.119277
>order some new work knives online
>they wont ship them without a copy of my driving licence or passport
welcome to the nanny state
32a2a4 No.119281
>>119277
Is that a thing now? Really? Fuck.
af564a No.119282
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FRESH BOILING POINT MEDIA
b9d3a8 No.119284
>>119277
They're looking to ban online purchase all together aren't they?
It's fucking sickening. The govt. treats people like fucking children. "No you can't have this." "hmmm lemme see your papers first. ". It's none of your fucking business you vile career cunts
b53262 No.119285
>>119277
>restrict sale of knives
>liberalise import of muslims
based tories
c0d4fb No.119286
>>119285
>>119284
the worst part is they are work knives from a tool shop - not like im buying a samurai sword or whatever
697334 No.119287
>>119286
>2017
>needing knives for work
what are you a bigot? bin it smh nobody needs to use knives except our cultured islamic friends, as part of their religion
b9d3a8 No.119289
>>119288
Lad, I'm curious. What's your beef w/ newbrit?
b9d3a8 No.119291
>>119290
That sounds fire I guess. The gayism part anyway
48b5b3 No.119292
>>119289
BumBum started impersonating Dorset to drive him away after having some disagreement with him so he got a few short bans for it. Then he got really angry about that and turned on the rest of us.
697334 No.119293
>>119290
gayism and trannyism is bad, I know that.
but what's wrong with forming real relations?
it's the only way to progress
b53262 No.119294
>>119286
Is it actually the law or is it just the seller's policy to cover their arses in case a friendly cultural fellow were to buy them and use them for a peaceful mission?
b9d3a8 No.119295
>>119292
I see. What disagreement?
These boads always seem to have some drama to mine
b53262 No.119296
>>119293
I think he means interracial relations lad. Bumbum does not accept that the Imperium is the future.
b53262 No.119298
>>119253
>uses a spoon to squeeze the teabag
I-I thought everyone did that. Only Welsh tightarses?
9556f8 No.119300
>>119298
I do it too. guess we're both Welsh tightarses
32a2a4 No.119301
>>119299
I have internet tourettes don't be ableist bigots smh tbh
48b5b3 No.119302
>>119293
It's ironic because he used to be one of the main propagators of gayism on early /newbrit/.
>>119295
It was sectarian bickering iirc. BumBum is catholic and just sort of went off on one against Dorset. All this was months ago now.
697334 No.119303
>>119299
>someone says "excuse me but don't you think you should be taking care of actual crime like robberies and murders"
>gets vanned
48b5b3 No.119305
>>119298
>>119300
I do that too tbh, it just seems more efficient. Am I a welsh tightarse too?
9556f8 No.119307
>>119305
Does your bum look Welsh, lass? Maybe you have some in you.
697334 No.119308
going to the bank tbh
>>119306
Take the
VARGPILL
b53262 No.119309
>>119305
The Welsh Tightarse Community is open to new members tbh
48b5b3 No.119311
>>119307
Y-you've seen it enough times, you tell me.
>>119309
That means a lot to me lad, thank you for not discriminating against me.
9556f8 No.119312
>>119311
Not sure if my eyes are keen enough to assess the genetics of different west-European bums tbh.
>That means a lot to me lad, thank you for not discriminating against me.
Soon Wales will become a refugee sanctuary. Everybody is welcome.
>>119310
Yeah. Maybe they're trying to play chess like Drumpf.
b9d3a8 No.119313
>>119302
LOL that's pretty funny. Bless them
48b5b3 No.119314
>>119312
Look at me, I'm the Briton now.
b53262 No.119315
>>119312
>Soon Wales will become a refugee sanctuary
>soon
Lad it's been happening for years. My only hope is that the immigrants don't bring England's problems with them.
b53262 No.119316
>>119314
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF BACK TO THANET YOU GERMAN CUNTS
9556f8 No.119317
>>119315
I thought that was something that they wanted to happen but hadn't done yet? Sure we've taken migrants, but we're not literally the sanctuary they want.
>>119314
Welcome, Neobriton
f6a006 No.119318
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
alright this one even i didn't get
48b5b3 No.119320
>>119318
It's a reference to Chris-chan claiming that binaural beats helped him grow a vagina.
b53262 No.119321
>need to hoover
>dog has fallen asleep in the middle of the room
>>119317
>when you're the poorest country in western europe, spend ~25% more than you produce, have experienced 2000 years of foreign rule, your native culture is in decline because you're being colonised and almost all the media is anglocentric so you clearly have the energy to put into being a refugee sanctuary
This is what happens when the electorate is alienated from the political process tbh, they've reached the point that they can do anything they want.
855d5a No.119322
>>119321
>dog has fallen asleep in the middle of the room
kick it
9556f8 No.119323
>>119321
Dogs are unclean so you might as well hoover it.
>>119321
>This is what happens when the electorate is alienated from the political process tbh, they've reached the point that they can do anything they want.
>tfw the government and opposition agrees
855d5a No.119325
>>119324
just nudge it with your foot and tell the prick to move
b53262 No.119328
>>119323
>dogs are unclean
b53262 No.119330
>>119329
Y-you just made that, right lad. Haha
9556f8 No.119331
48b5b3 No.119332
>>119329
She loves everything except actual Welsh people.
855d5a No.119333
Are the Welsh even British?
b53262 No.119334
>>119331
>love being Welsh
>religion prohibits dogs, music and booze
hmm
>>119333
>are the native British even British
I don't know any more
48b5b3 No.119335
>>119333
When everyone is British no one will be.
9556f8 No.119336
>>119333
>>119335
>It's an Anglo dehumanising you so that they can genocide you episode
855d5a No.119337
>>119335
are the english british then?
>>119336
o fuck! i've been caught by a clever welshman
ABORT!
48b5b3 No.119338
>>119336
*hugs you*
>>119337
The english are english.
f6a006 No.119339
855d5a No.119340
>>119338
>The english are english.
are you sure?
i was born in england but i have irish and welsh ancestry
32a2a4 No.119342
ac4281 No.119343
>>119337
>clever
>welshman
pick uno
f6a006 No.119344
>>119342
should i just run to the lib quick
32a2a4 No.119345
ac4281 No.119346
>>119340
>born in england
doesnt make you english you fucking moron
855d5a No.119347
b53262 No.119348
>>119340
You're a Celt, Harry.
855d5a No.119349
>>119346
>>119348
i should've mentioned i have english ancestry as well
b53262 No.119350
>>119349
You're a mudblood, Hermione.
7766db No.119352
>when you on the last few reps and your arms turn to jelly
2e3e20 No.119353
>>119336
Lad we need you to draw us a /brit/ tan. Please help
112256 No.119354
>There are Anglo-Fagxons in this thread
697334 No.119355
>tfw Brythonic-Celtic-Pictish-Saxon
112256 No.119356
>>119355
Is your name Arthur?
7766db No.119357
>>119355
At least I have no welsh blood tbh
855d5a No.119358
>>119357
yeah that would be terrible
b53262 No.119359
>>119357
Do you mean you have to British blood?
7766db No.119360
697334 No.119361
>>119356
I am named in honour of a SEAmonkey nation of transvestites because Britain has no culture
>>119360
oy vey
b53262 No.119364
>>119360
>Jewish
>but has no Welsh blood
697334 No.119365
>autistic friend lives in a wog filled flat next to a mosque in a vibrant and cultural city
>some nigglets stole his doorbell
>they know where he lives
>they know he is hwhite
>they can smell his autismbux
>he refuses to move out
hope he doesn't die tbh
7766db No.119366
>>119365
>he refuses to move out
surely his own fault?
697334 No.119367
>>119366
he is attending a uni there and hoovering up the student loan money, he might not be able to move anywhere better within the city tbh
7766db No.119368
>>119367
>falling for the uni meme
hes dead
b53262 No.119369
>>119361
>I am named in honour of a SEAmonkey nation of transvestites
Tylernd? Phillipines? Andynesia? Timorthy?
112256 No.119370
48b5b3 No.119371
>>119355
Excellent, another based mutt.
>>119360
You'd better be some other things as well lad…
9556f8 No.119372
>>119338
*hugs you*
DON'T change avatar again
>>119341
Obvious to me.
>>119353
I'm going on holiday now and there is no consensus. I am not drawing a chink
>>119365
Why would they let somebody stealing from their welfare money live?
7766db No.119373
>>119371
>You'd better be some other things as well lad…
I'm 100% alpha male
ac4281 No.119374
>>119347
>magic soil
lad the only thing that makes you english is english heritage.
855d5a No.119375
9556f8 No.119376
Are weakchins born in the wrong body?
9556f8 No.119377
>>119374
tbh we literally have magic soil, it's why everybody wanted Britain.
ac4281 No.119378
48b5b3 No.119379
>>119372
I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
>>119373
>jewish
>alpha
It's not genetically possible lad.
ac4281 No.119380
>>119377
yeah but its my goddamn magic soil, foreigners can get to fuck
697334 No.119381
>>119370
>>119368
I hope he's willed all his shekels to me tbh
>drinks wine and eats high class named meat while I have to leave my adopted hometown as it becomes too gentrified and expensive to live in
>>119369
>>119378
It could be any one of these
Brianei
Callumbodia
Larryos
Maxlasia
Mynigemar
Singapaul
Victornam
>>119371
REEEEEE
I'm no mutt, it can be condensed down to Brythono-Saxon, I just know my own ancestry because I'm not a historyless yank aahhhh
>>119372
he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
9556f8 No.119382
>>119380
It's why the imperialists wants North Korea as well. Smh. We need to start threatening with nukes as well.
>>119381
>he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
Because of autism?
>>119379
>I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
I am sure the nip gayist propaganda in the anime will make them change their minds.
b53262 No.119383
>>119379
Even the Jews know they aren't alpha. Spoilered for a reason.
4c6f82 No.119384
>>119365
>This building is now a mosque
>Mussie swarm outside every time I pass it
>A few of them were trying to open all the doors in the neighbourhood at 3am
>Police arrive minutes later
>Mudslimes were trying to find their way to the church that turned into a mosque
REEEEEEEEEEE
4c6f82 No.119385
>>119384
Mudslimes claim they were*
9556f8 No.119386
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>>119380
It's why the imperialists wants North Korea as well. Smh. We need to start threatening with nukes as well.
>>119381
>he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
Because of autism?
>>119379
>I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
I am sure the nip gayist propaganda in the anime will make them change their minds.
b53262 No.119387
>>119384
>>Mudslimes were trying to find their way to the church that turned into a mosque
Well there you go then, stop being so intolerant smh
9556f8 No.119388
>>119384
you'd think they'd have enough with the Mosques the Saudis build for them
>turning churches into mosques
697334 No.119389
MAGIC
SOIL
>>119382
>>119386
of course
>>119384
you know what to do lad
9556f8 No.119390
Just another in-your-face way of saying "we're conquering you, infidel"
48b5b3 No.119391
>/brit/ is bullying Dorset again
Aaaaahhh poor lad.
>>119381
Count all your ethnicities lad.
>>119383
Wew, no wonder they have to rely on Jewish alpha females to continue their race.
>>119386
We live in hope…
7766db No.119392
>>119391
they bully me because bumbum has infiltrated them
48b5b3 No.119393
>>119392
BumBum is a treacherous spy.
b9d3a8 No.119394
hellllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
9556f8 No.119395
kek, he really is the next Hitler. Just playing a long chess game
9556f8 No.119396
>>119394
I'll have the bread nothing else
b53262 No.119397
>>119394
>she knows
What does she know?
6300be No.119398
>>119389
i love how the guy isnt using a tube to snort his civicism and magic soil
>>119394
*vomits*
the balsamic vinegar is G O O D though.
f6a006 No.119399
what's /newbrit/'s boardtan tbh lads?
b9d3a8 No.119400
>>119396
What do welsh people even eat? Lemme tell you something boy, this stuff right here is NICE
>>119397
How to make a DAMN fine dipping sauce.
it's one of those womens advice magazine publishers
>>119398
It's especially G O O D with some olive oil lad
b53262 No.119401
>>119398
When you're a nationalist your nose produces enough suction that you don't need tubes.
f6a006 No.119403
>>119402
i want /imperium/ to stop raiding us
48b5b3 No.119404
>>119399
/newbrit/ is too small and individualist to decide on just one. I think larger boards are easier to generalize into one symbol.
b9d3a8 No.119405
f6a006 No.119407
e0a6c9 No.119408
>>119407
Got there sort of in time who cares it's just you guys and my parents who listen anyway
Also i'm pretty sure it's too loud reeeee
b53262 No.119409
f6a006 No.119410
b9d3a8 No.119411
>>119408
Lad you still haven't told me where I can find this radio thing
7766db No.119412
e0a6c9 No.119413
6300be No.119414
>>119409
>22st tan
isnt he very pale
e0a6c9 No.119415
f6a006 No.119416
>>119412
so inspirational
>>119408
it's nice music tbh
e0a6c9 No.119417
>>119416
Yeah but is it deafeningly loud? Because wearing the headphones in the studio is hurting my head
f6a006 No.119418
like this
nice song but i head it all yesterday :^)
>>119417
can't really say the same, it's fine
e0a6c9 No.119419
>>119418
but wait there's more :^)
Maybe the headphones are just set to too loud by someone else
855d5a No.119420
>>119418
>>119417
what radio are you listening to
4c6f82 No.119421
>>119372
>I'm going on holiday now and there is no consensus. I am not drawing a chink
Use your imagination lad. Anything that personifies the board will do.
f6a006 No.119422
e0a6c9 No.119423
9556f8 No.119424
>>119400
>What do welsh people even eat? Lemme tell you something boy, this stuff right here is NICE
We eat a lot of curry apparently, I don't. Me and one of my brothers are very picky.
>>119414
Kek. Not out in the sun too much tbh.
>>119421
too tired to think, lad.
b53262 No.119425
f6a006 No.119426
e0a6c9 No.119430
>>119411
Did you get it lad?
b9d3a8 No.119431
>>119430
I'm listening right now. It's a very nice selection lad. Every tues 3pm? Consider me a regular
b9d3a8 No.119433
>>119430
I love bloodflowers tbh. Pornography is all time best tho
b53262 No.119434
>>119426
>tan's for gals
Is it? In any case there's nothing stopping 22st from being a lass.
>>119427
>senpai noticed me
e0a6c9 No.119435
>>119433
Mines disintegration tbh
9556f8 No.119436
>>119434
>Is it? In any case there's nothing stopping 22st from being a lass.
*puts on seifuku*
f6a006 No.119437
do you no longer have news breaks? sweet
e0a6c9 No.119438
>>119437
They're on the hour lass, it's only been 30 mins.
9556f8 No.119439
>>119437
I hope you're saving all the voice clips so we can cut them together later
b9d3a8 No.119440
>>119435
Another good album. The trilogy of Bloodflowers, Disintegration and pornography are definitely their best work
f6a006 No.119441
>>119438
used to be every 30 mins no?
48b5b3 No.119442
>>119434
Which Welshposter are you lad? I'm assigning Bridget as your identity.
f6a006 No.119443
besides heard no news at 3 so assumed they got rid of it
e0a6c9 No.119444
>>119441
Nah
>>119440
Tbh there's one cure song I can't remember that I loved when I first heard it
e0a6c9 No.119445
>>119443
If no one is in they don't play the news because the bot can't be programmed to do that.
b53262 No.119446
>>119436
Good lass
>>119442
Good lad, hope Imperiumposter doesn't find out though. I'm the one that didn't come from /politics/
f6a006 No.119447
>>119439
do it yourself lad
b9d3a8 No.119448
e0a6c9 No.119449
48b5b3 No.119450
>>119446
Aaaaahhh how do I tell you apart from the /politics/ welshposter?
f6a006 No.119451
speak directly into the mic please i can hardly hear you
>>119450
wasn't he a tripfag at some point
9556f8 No.119452
>>119447
But I'm tiiiiiiireeeeeeed. Pretty pleease lasss
>>119449
Could make you say a lot of stuff tbh.
e0a6c9 No.119453
>>119451
My bad smh tbh it normally picks up everything
9556f8 No.119454
>>119451
>wasn't he a tripfag at some point
I think Welshlad had a trip back on /politics/
f6a006 No.119455
you played this song like 3 times lmao
f6a006 No.119456
>>119452
but i don't gain anyhing from it
e0a6c9 No.119457
>>119455
Yeah I really like it leave me alone smh
f6a006 No.119458
b53262 No.119459
>>119450
You can't. When Herts gets around to adding a Cornwall flag I'll probably start using that.
e0a6c9 No.119460
>>119458
It's also the ONLY bolshoi song i'm playing today some more lowlife tho :^) but its stuff from one of their barely heard albums
f6a006 No.119461
>>119454
no someone who was named cymru but stopped tripfagging once
b9d3a8 No.119462
>>119457
I like this song a lot tbh
9556f8 No.119463
e0a6c9 No.119464
>>119462
Ye it's one of my absolute favourites
b53262 No.119465
>>119461
Yeah that was me, but it was a drag how the trip is remembered across 8ch so I'd have to remove it to post anywhere else then put it back to post here.
f6a006 No.119466
congrats you crashed my phone good thing i'm on both phone and laptop
9556f8 No.119467
Amendment to Immigration Act makes Syrian refugees eligible to vote in 2019
How is this legal?
http://en.cijnews.com/?p=236941
e0a6c9 No.119469
>>119466
Good thing it's time for the news
f6a006 No.119470
>>119465
smh didn't know you were an immoral gay apologist
b53262 No.119471
>>119467
How is Trudeau still alive?
48b5b3 No.119472
>>119459
Hopefully he will add it when he comes back from the continent. I'm surprised he doesn't have a laptop with him that can do it on the fly.
>>119470
Pls don't bully him, he's a consistently good poster.
b53262 No.119474
>>119470
Trapism is orthogonal to gayism tbh
48b5b3 No.119475
Going out for a quick walk in the sunshine and to try out my new sandals. Have a moral Astolfo picture to enjoy while I'm away.
>>119471
>speaking french in a british colonial house of governance
Aaaaaaaahhh.
>chinky in the row behind
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
7766db No.119478
>>119475
post pics of your feet + sandals
b53262 No.119479
>>119475
>chinky in the row behind
Imperium tbh. I wonder whether Canada will become an Imperium country before it becomes a muslim country.
9556f8 No.119480
>>119475
Have a moral walk, lass
>>119478
+ long socks
7766db No.119481
>>119480
i read that as moral wank wew
f4def3 No.119482
>>119473
alice w/ redbull cup tbh
9556f8 No.119483
>>119481
One moral walk a day keeps the wanks away
566d34 No.119484
>working nights from tomorrow
fug xddd
7766db No.119485
>>119483
i lifted today
does that count?
a measly 10kg dumbbell
9556f8 No.119487
>>119485
Yeah, lad. How did you use it?
7766db No.119489
>>119487
3x10 tbh, no proper bench or gear to do anything else tbh
9556f8 No.119491
>>119490
I guess being the boss wouldn't be so bad as you'd just get directly paid from the other wagies' work. A crypto-NEET.
>>119489
Thinking of getting a power rack one day tbh. Can do so many different things with minimal equipment.
7766db No.119492
>>119491
tfw nowhere to put a power rack
b53262 No.119493
f6a006 No.119494
>>119482
rare alice thanks
9556f8 No.119495
>>119492
Universal basic income soon, my friend.
>>119492
Could put it outside I guess.
7766db No.119496
forgot how to play music tbh
b9d3a8 No.119497
>>119494
Don't think it's rare tbh, just obscure cus I cut out the wog
e0a6c9 No.119498
b53262 No.119499
>>119495
>Universal basic income
It's only universal for brown people tbh
f6a006 No.119500
>>119497
oh
well i didn't see that one yet
566d34 No.119501
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e0a6c9 No.119502
b53262 No.119503
>try to think of something that will make me feel better
>can't think of anything
All out of testosterone tbh
566d34 No.119504
>>119503
*pricks you with test*
7766db No.119505
>>119503
bowden
lifting
fasting
rage
9556f8 No.119506
>>119504
Kek. Do high test males desire imperium lasses?
7766db No.119508
>>119506
No, they want Jewish lasses for big knockers and high intelligence
566d34 No.119509
>>119508
Does that woman have special needs
f6a006 No.119510
>>119505
i ate so much this/last week i think fasting is a great idea
7766db No.119511
9556f8 No.119512
>>119510
>Herts has a feeder fetish
b53262 No.119513
>>119505
How do you even avoid all the hormone-disrupting chemicals that are floating around now in every little thing that surrounds you? And even if I did manage to cut myself off from them, I'm way too old for my chemistry to become what it would have been had I not been exposed to it all while growing up.
>have seen a dozen medical people over 5 years about depression
>not once did hormone levels get mentioned
Don't even have enough energy to murder them.
>>119506
I expect they desire anything fertile.
7766db No.119514
>>119513
>How do you even avoid all the hormone-disrupting chemicals that are floating around now in every little thing that surrounds you?
Doubt it will be possible until our childrens lifetime, or their childrens
566d34 No.119515
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Ron Paul calling out based Israel
Bit anti-semetic there.
f6a006 No.119516
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>>119516
Kek. Was he stuffing your face with food?
7766db No.119519
had a dream the town was rebuilt in some weird style of architecture and it was rather aesthetic tbh
f6a006 No.119521
7766db No.119522
>>119521
is he a cute lad?
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697334 No.119524
7766db No.119525
>>119523
yes laddie
what ever shall we do to prevent ourselves getting too hot?
32a2a4 No.119526
>>119524
Did you listen in lad?
697334 No.119527
>>119526
I couldn't :/
the autist talks constantly and had me playing unturned and 0ad
32a2a4 No.119528
697334 No.119529
>>119528
my PC shut down while I had the browser open for it and a game running
ahhh it's too hot to play games anyway
697334 No.119530
>someone burned rubber taking a neighbourhood corner outside
wew
3bad13 No.119531
I heard a rumour on the old grape vine that Neo posted pics again. Is this true?
566d34 No.119532
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>>119531
She better not have
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566d34 No.119534
>>119533
I don't know what to call it
7766db No.119535
>>119534
>it
That's what you call it
697334 No.119537
gentle melting
>>119536
hullo
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>>119538
Seems a bit early to be the evening, always thought it was from 6pm onwards tbh
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b9d3a8 No.119542
>>119536
Morning lad. how you doin
7766db No.119543
>>119540
morning 2am-12
afternoon 12-4
evening 4-10
night 10-2
222405 No.119544
>>119541
oh shit when did this happen?
>>119542
Not bad tbh, just got back from a long days brewing. You?
222405 No.119545
>>119543
>evening 4-10
Not buying it lad, 4pm seems way too early to be evening
b9d3a8 No.119546
>>119544
>when did this happen
It was in a politics thread. Was a benis or a bum pic I *think*. I do believe there was also a passport photo pic of the lad going about but you'd have to ask Neo about that 1.
>not bad u?
Spilled some vinegar on the carpet but doing pretty good overall.
You brew?
7766db No.119547
f6a006 No.119548
>>119545
and 10 isn't night on a summer day
7766db No.119549
Time is a jewish concept.
b9d3a8 No.119550
>>119546
>>119544
>again
WHOOPS
disregard
222405 No.119551
>>119546
>that pic
Ah, yeah I've seen that one, thought she/he/it posted another one recently
>You brew?
Yeah lad, currently working in a brewery at the moment, hoping to start one up myself at some point in the future
>>119547
Figured
>>119548
Hey lass
32a2a4 No.119552
rare photo of dafty and herts
697334 No.119553
>fingertip skin is fraying
7766db No.119554
>>119553
I've got the same thing wtf
697334 No.119556
check em ^
>>119554
maybe the heat
9556f8 No.119557
566d34 No.119558
>someone submitted a picture of a chinky lass in a bag as /imperium/'s board tan
thanks lad.
b9d3a8 No.119559
>>119551
You should start bootlegging some kegs now. I bet the hipsters would love an icecream van-esque, craft beer pub. Good luck to you when you make a move eitherway
>>119552
herts has got some pretty good legs too it seems… You to ought to duke it ought
697334 No.119561
>>119559
>>119551
good idea
pay me and vanlad to build the beervan
b9d3a8 No.119562
>>119561
Can you make it so that it's a massive beer barrel on wheels pls
566d34 No.119563
Is the surgical mask aesthetic daft if you're not chinky?
6300be No.119564
>>119549
>entropy is a jewish concept
>>119555
nice
697334 No.119565
>>119562
like a tanker trailer, but drive-able
6300be No.119566
>>119563
not if you are also covered in blood and dual-weilding scalpels.
b53262 No.119567
>>119552
wew which one is herts?
6300be No.119568
>>119567
hes the one taking the photo
b53262 No.119569
>>119551
/newbrit/ brewery when?
32a2a4 No.119570
>>119567
We established dafty has blue hair lad cmon
b9d3a8 No.119571
>>119565
precisely. and keep the esoteric druidic graffiti to a minimum yeah? It's scaring away all the jewish customers
222405 No.119572
>>119559
>You should start bootlegging some kegs now. I bet the hipsters would love an icecream van-esque, craft beer pub.
Fucking genius lad. I've been making small batches myself and sharing them amongst friends and family but I wouldn't want to be shut down before I started tbh
>>119561
consider it done lad
>>119569
When I get the funds and finish my masters degree
6300be No.119573
>>119571
>keep the esoteric druid graffitti to a minimum
…
7766db No.119574
where can you actually sell illegal brew to lads?
32a2a4 No.119575
6300be No.119576
>>119574
>illegal brew
what makes it illegal?
7766db No.119577
>>119576
selling it I mean sorry
b9d3a8 No.119578
>>119576
made without permit, not following regulations right?
222405 No.119579
>>119576
>>119578
Not paying VAT and beer tax afaik
7766db No.119580
>>119578
>make unclean alcohol
>sell it to pakis/tourists
>they get hooked and eventually die on it
b9d3a8 No.119581
>>119572
Good lad. You'll be able to get a good flavour with the help of your connections. Do be careful though, gotta make sure the container youre fermenting it in is sturdy. We had some ginger beer brewing for xmas and a few of the bottles exploded
6300be No.119582
>>119578
>permit
what permit?
>not following regulations
as long as its not poisonous it is legal tbf.
>>119577
oh like Booze Brothers? they drive around delivering fake beer and vodka, they have a website and all.
7766db No.119583
>>119582
I'm certain you have to have a licence to sell alcohol, no?
b53262 No.119584
>>119570
Yeah but I wasn't sure which of the two lasses herts was.
>>119572
>When I get the funds
How about a loan, sir?
>>119574
You cooking up some DMT, lad?
6300be No.119585
>>119579
>vat
you dont have to be vat registered unless you turn over £90k a year gross lad.
>beer tax
there is no duty on cottage industry brewing, provided its not 'commercial', according to my admitedly superficial research.
b9d3a8 No.119586
>>119582
I just assumed you needed a permit to sell or brew beer tbh.
>>119580
The great British dream. I'm gonna lace my hooch with jenkem
6300be No.119587
>>119584
>dmt
GIVE ME THE MACHINE ELVES NAO
>>119583
there is an alcohol license but im not sure it applies to cottage-traders.
48b5b3 No.119588
>>119531
I posted a bunch of pictures from one of my walks but I wasn't in any because I'm not dumb enough to dox myself.
88838f No.119589
Does Ginnie have a new Twitter acc or did she just run off from the platform after the Jews came after her?
6300be No.119590
>brewing discussion
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
DO NOT ADD MSG (MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE) TO HOMEBREW, YEAST METABOLISES IT INTO GBL/GHB (DATE RAPE)
DEFINITELY DONT DO THIS
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b53262 No.119592
>>119590
*Makes a note of this factoid*
f6a006 No.119593
>>119590
we had this in chemistry lel
6300be No.119594
>>119593
>daftie got GBL in chemistry
reeeeeeeeee i would have loved to learn proper shit, fucking A Level chemistry was 75% maths.
6300be No.119595
>doing fiberglassing today
>splashed resin onto my face and leg
>its now all red and burns like hell
ahhhhhhhhh save me NHS
566d34 No.119596
>>119588
A picture you shouldn't post is FUCKING ASTOLFO
48b5b3 No.119597
>>119590
>telling everyone exactly how to replicate your results
Looks like I'm never going to any /newbrit/ meetups.
566d34 No.119598
>>119597
I don't think you'd be on vanlad's list of date rape targets
f6a006 No.119599
>>119594
nah our chem is pretty basic stuff we just had a teacher who didn't give a toss and did lessons however he was funny. he was great wish he didn't leave our school.
b9d3a8 No.119600
>>119595
Is it just burned?
I hope you get a cool scar lad
566d34 No.119601
>>119594
Honestly didn't have you down as someone who would have done A Level chemistry
b53262 No.119602
>>119594
I liked A level chemistry at the time tbh but now I think about it I don't think I learned anything. My teacher was proper fit.
222405 No.119603
>>119581
Oh I know all about that lad, happened to me with a batch of cider I made
>Ginger beer
Been thinking of making a (actual) ginger ale as my next project tbh
>>119584
Depends lad, will there be (((interest)))?
>>119585
That excellent if it's true, it'll be a bit bigger than a cottage industry though
>>119590
Is that from personal experience lad?
6300be No.119604
>>119597
>my results
AHHHHH I JUST QUITE LIKE GBL IF YOU MUST KNOW
>>119598
>vanlads list of rape targets
reeeeee this is horrible slander, youll be hearing from my lawfag.
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>>119598
I bet most of us are on someone's wishlist, and now everyone knows how to procure that date rape drink.
>>119604
S-sure, I believe you…
b9d3a8 No.119606
>>119603
Send some my way lad. I love all products ginger
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>>119558
without asking anyone else it seems
6300be No.119610
>>119599
oh fair, my teacher was involved in government medical cannabis for his doctorate, could always get handy hints from him by sidetracking the lesson with plant questions, kek.
>>119600
dunno its not peeling but its swole af, hopefully its just a chemical burn tbh, dont want my skin to melt or something, smh.
>>119601
why not lad? never judge a book by its cover except if the cover has dark skin. I did physics, chemistry, history & pure maths at college tbh.
>>119602
we did about 20 titrations which bored the shit out of me, did learn about forming salts though, which has come in handy.
>>119603
a licence to sell alcohol is an online course that you can get free if you work in a shop or pub, probably wise to get that tbh, its just a hoop to jump through.
>personal experience
yep, i love me some daterape ale tbh. Just wanted to ensure that nobody accidentally and unknowingly produced a class c substance.
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>>119609
based ching chong
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>>119605
>I bet most of us are on someone's wishlist, and now everyone knows how to procure that date rape drink.
What are you implying
>>119610
>why not lad? never judge a book by its cover except if the cover has dark skin. I did physics, chemistry, history & pure maths at college tbh.
Given your line of work, I would have thought you'd have gone straight into a trade from Secondary.
6300be No.119614
>>119605
>not believing im just a degenerate over being a bill cosby style rapist
im offended tbh.
3bad13 No.119615
>>119588
So nothing lewd? How about going to another board here to post something? For research purposes. Not doxxing, just to see if you're fuggable tbh.
6300be No.119616
>>119613
>straight to a trade from secondary school
thats fair, im far from typical though, i gave up a cushy managerial office job to get back on the tools.
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>>119610
>yep, i love me some daterape ale tbh
Your words lad, not mine :^)
7766db No.119618
I like examining pretty womens facial features. It sort of turns me on tbh, especially looking sideways.
f6a006 No.119619
>>119610
A book with a cover out of drk skin is indeed disgusting
855d5a No.119620
>>119615
smooth lad real smooth
f6a006 No.119622
48b5b3 No.119623
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Nige soon.
>>119611
I assume so since Westmonster is fairly recent itself.
>>119613
I'm implying that you should watch your arse around some of these lads, especially if Alberto comes back again.
>>119614
Sorry lad, it's just the way your phrased it seemed to imply that you'd tested it.
>>119615
I haven't posted anything since I showed off my fingerless gloves. BumBum posted one of my pictures on /b/ while impersonating me but I've never posted myself anywhere else.
f6a006 No.119624
b9d3a8 No.119626
>>119610
I hope the NHS helps lad. Resin can be real nasty for skin
3bad13 No.119627
>>119623
Make a bread on /b/ now, lass. I'll look for you.
b53262 No.119629
>>119623
Oh yeah. Just not sure how well pushing Brexit like that will work as an election tactic now.
32a2a4 No.119630
>tfw been a lazy shit recently
>tfw lame sixth form reunion coming back up
>tfw eaten too much recently as well
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
48b5b3 No.119631
>>119627
No way, you'll have to find them yourself because I don't intend to post any of those lewds again. I deleted the worst one to make sure I wouldn't be tempted by it.
7766db No.119632
>>119630
>sixth form reuinion
whats the point
32a2a4 No.119633
>>119632
Some of our group went to sixth forms in different counties tbh so it's a chance to bring them back or whatever.
3bad13 No.119634
>>119631
Wew where do I find any? Come on lass, throw me a boner.
566d34 No.119635
>>119630
Haven't you just left sixth form
7766db No.119636
>tfw no skinny blue eyed black hair but with a non snub nose gf
6300be No.119637
>>119636
>tfw this describes several exs pretty well
b9d3a8 No.119639
>>119636
>>119636
>tfw no THICC muscular blue eyed black hair gf
What's a snub nose?
855d5a No.119640
>>119638
does it have a penis
32a2a4 No.119641
7766db No.119642
>>119639
why cant you just image search it boi
b9d3a8 No.119644
7766db No.119645
>>119644
like an upturned nose
i dislike upturned noses tbh
b9d3a8 No.119647
>>119645
but lad… I have an upturned nose…
7766db No.119648
48b5b3 No.119649
>>119645
I like upturned noses, they make people look like pixies. I knew a girl who had a really pointed upturned nose.
7766db No.119651
>>119649
I associate them with low intelligence, tbh.
6300be No.119652
>>119651
*analyzes all the birds ive met*
BY JOVE I THINK HES RIGHT
48b5b3 No.119654
>>119651
Sure she was a bit of a ditz but the nose was highly aesthetic. I wish I had one like that.
7766db No.119655
>>119654
stupid soft snownigger nose vs strong aquiline masculine nose
pick one and only one
b9d3a8 No.119657
>>119655
So is this the source of your ((())) fetish? It's because you like big shnozes?
7766db No.119658
>>119657
I only like white looking jews tbh
7766db No.119659
aaaaaaaahhhh samantha im sorry!
48b5b3 No.119660
>>119658
You have a lot of weird fetishes lad. Maybe you shouldn't let your dick think for you.
566d34 No.119661
>>119660
Didn't you once try convincing us all of the virtues of BDSM
48b5b3 No.119662
>>119661
BDSM is fairly tame compared to chasing alpha jewesses.
7766db No.119663
7766db No.119664
>>119662
not taking advice from you ever again mr homo
2882bf No.119665
if that rave lad is still around would he mind posting some UK tracks, there was one that had like 100 views that I'm trying to find
sounds a lot like the slav hard bass school stuf
48b5b3 No.119666
>>119664
>not enjoying BDSM
566d34 No.119667
7766db No.119668
>>119666
Don't make me filter you faggot
32a2a4 No.119669
b9d3a8 No.119670
>>119666
I'm with neo on this one tbh
566d34 No.119671
6300be No.119672
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119665
>rave lad
>100 views
*assumes you mean me*
was it this or different?
7766db No.119673
>tfw will probably never ever see her again
b9d3a8 No.119674
>>119671
Every real girl's into it too tbh. Get with the times hombre
b9d3a8 No.119675
>>119673
you shouldve asked for her snapchat lad
7766db No.119676
>>119675
she mightve been too old for snapchat, do 30 year olds do snapchat?
6300be No.119677
>>119674
>real girls
>into bdsm
surely gentle tying up isnt bdsm though?
2882bf No.119678
>>119672
hiya, nah not that one, was a DJ somebody or other, though Ill likely not find the exact one as there are millions upon millions.
Was a DJ somebody, 90s very hardcore, very cheesey, had smiley faces on it
566d34 No.119679
>>119674
That doesn't mean I have to be into it
b9d3a8 No.119681
>>119676
hmmm. /probably not/ but that means number wouldve worked. I think old business types have whatsapp.
>>119677
I was going more off the domination and s&m angles. hairpulling and choking ect. Wouldn't know about bondage.
>>119679
disappointed tbh
7766db No.119682
>>119681
she wanted me to take her to the clubs in town but i couldnt ahhhhhhh
566d34 No.119683
>>119681
I just don't get it
6300be No.119684
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>>119678
hmmmm, this maybe? i dont have a good memory for the image that goes with the song tbf.
b9d3a8 No.119685
>>119682
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Oh well. We've all bottled it at one point. Now you'll remember this time the next time you fancy a girl. Unless you can somehow get back in contact?
>>119683
Well from what I understand, it's usually something that has to be tried before understood. Maybe get rough on your next chinky lass and see if you like it?
6300be No.119686
>>119681
oh i see, yeah thats normal, wouldnt classify that as s&m though.
7766db No.119687
>>119685
nah she lives in milton keynes but at least she hates pakis
I could probably hunt her down with some info she gave me but thats autistic and creepy
its the only time i distinctively remember a girl liking me upfront (outside of over 40 used up women)
566d34 No.119688
>>119686
>>119685
Yeah, what do you even mean by BDSM
6300be No.119690
>>119688
by my definition BDSM involves specialized equipment, anything else is just adventurous sex.
6300be No.119691
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no wholesome piano riff dance music anymore
6300be No.119692
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw no minimalist non-conceptual synth production
b9d3a8 No.119693
>>119686
I mean, it is pretty normal. But I would personally characterise it as D and probably S&M. I'm sure that if a girls down to be choked she's surely down to be bound?
>>119688
Choking, hair pulling, throwing about, maybe slapping about a bit. I see BDSM as B, D, S&M opposed to it all being one thing.
>>119687
Oh well. Like I say lad, remember this time. Let it spurn you on the next time you consider not going out with a girl ye?
6300be No.119694
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>no modern experimental hardcore
7766db No.119695
>>119693
If only I was able to get an opportunity to even interact with a girl
b9d3a8 No.119696
>>119695
Go clubbing.
Tbh lad there are girls everywhere. Librarys, coffee shops, pubs, /newbrit/ meetups, anywhere really. All it takes is some sack to approach and a bit of charm to hook
6300be No.119697
>>119695
>>119696
/newbrit/ wingman evening for dorset when?
566d34 No.119698
>>119697
That would be entertaining to watch
b9d3a8 No.119699
>>119697
ASAP sounds like
>>119698
Lad you're not watching. You'll be doing it too
6300be No.119700
>>119698
you can be quiet lad, that same evening we will be getting you a chinky whore.
7766db No.119701
566d34 No.119702
>>119700
>>119699
Forgot about that
6300be No.119703
>>119702
>tfw the night ends in the arrest or hospitalization of several posters and leaves you with untreatable gonorrhea
566d34 No.119704
>>119703
I think we'd all just get arrested at the agreed point of meeting.
6300be No.119706
>>119704
the conditioning is strong with this one.
566d34 No.119707
>>119706
I just don't think a meetup would be a good idea
32a2a4 No.119708
6300be No.119709
>>119707
fair enough lad, that is a prudent outlook.
9556f8 No.119711
>>119709
Not safe meeting you, lad. You beat up people who agree with you
48b5b3 No.119712
>blisters on my feet
Should have worn in my sandals a bit more first.
6300be No.119713
>>119711
kek, i wouldnt want to meet me either tbf.
9556f8 No.119714
>>119712
Wew. How did you manage that, lass?
>>119713
Should mirrors fear you too?
6300be No.119715
>>119714
>should mirrors fear me as well
>as well
reeeeeee as well as what
48b5b3 No.119716
>>119714
I guess part of the sandal was rubbing on my walk but I only noticed the swelling just now.
I popped one and the tightness is gone but now I have a sharp stabbing pain there instead.
6300be No.119717
>>119712
>sandals
surely socks prevent the blisters?
48b5b3 No.119718
>>119717
They're new. Maybe I had them done up too tight.
7766db No.119719
>>119718
oi u slimey little pooofter
9556f8 No.119720
>>119715
as well as people who agree with you
>>119716
Jesus. Can't remember the last time I had something like that.
>>119718
probably
6300be No.119721
>>119718
oh right. I did explain it lad, it was about his actions towards me being over and above the limit of my violence-suppression, not because he agreed with me. If he hadnt knocked my pint over and pushed me i would have laughed it off.
9556f8 No.119722
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>tfw your kids wants to play dress up and you encourage them to lop it off
b9d3a8 No.119723
9556f8 No.119724
>>119723
Him giving a (You) to the wrong person smh
b53262 No.119725
>>119723
He said he voted Labour and a goodlad in a pub wanted to beat him up over it.
b9d3a8 No.119726
>>119722
It's crazy that when you just stop oppressing children by assigning them genders, that they discover that they're agender or trans. It really shows you how far behind we are from progressive countries like Sweden. There's definitely nothing else going on under the scenes.
>>119724
We all do it every now and again lad.
>>119725
I see I see. Fair enough I suppose
6300be No.119727
>>119723
… i was watching the tony blair film and had an exchange with a bloke in which i ironicly claimed he should accept and be happy about our replacement by the brown hordes, he took significant offense and knocked my fresh pint over and pushed me out of the pub, and then a bit down the road. Had a bit of a scrap with him, legged it when a car drove past slowly.
7766db No.119729
>>119727
was he an autist or low IQ with mantits?
b9d3a8 No.119730
>>119727
This is why we have to do boxing tbh
6300be No.119731
>>119729
he had a nice shirt and looked like a manager or something, a bit like al murray but less posh.
7766db No.119732
>>119731
didnt you try explaining to him that you were joking? or was it too late by then since he made you angry
6300be No.119733
>>119730
tbh. its nice to be able to take a few punches and keep swinging.
6300be No.119734
>>119732
my pint hit the floor and he shoved me, there was no way that talking would resolve that. and some lads i knew were there, didnt want to back down in public
7766db No.119735
>>119734
kind of a dickish move regardless tbh, was he too dumb to figure out you were joking?
b9d3a8 No.119737
>>119733
Yeah. I'd love to do it if I could, but prices too fucking high in my area. Can't do until I have an income
6300be No.119738
>>119735
i was watching a film about the based centrist himself and told him he was a bigit for voting tory. irony + alcohol = misinterpretation, lesson learned tbh.
48b5b3 No.119739
>>119722
[Dilation Intensifies]
b53262 No.119740
>>119738
>voting tory
The lad needed beating up tbh
6300be No.119741
>>119740
but he definitely got the angriest about immigration, an alt-rightist :^) is just a redpilled paleo-tory tbh.
9556f8 No.119742
>>119739
>With recent victories for the trans rights movement and more young people defining as something other than “male” or “female” than ever before, VICE host Amelia Abraham goes to Sweden - the world’s most forward thinking country when it comes to questioning gender - to find out what it’s like to grow up without the gender binary.
The insanity and cruelty of it. Makes me teary-eyed tbh.
566d34 No.119743
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566d34 No.119744
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9556f8 No.119745
>>119726
>It's crazy that when you just stop oppressing children by assigning them genders, that they discover that they're agender or trans. It really shows you how far behind we are from progressive countries like Sweden. There's definitely nothing else going on under the scenes.
Yeah of course, has nothing to do with impressionable little children being exposed to this in nursery and again and again until they're done with school.
7766db No.119746
i hate the feeling when im tired at that makes me feel like I cant do anything, but I wont be able to sleep
d78c06 No.119747
lotta gay anime here smh
>>119253
I squeeze the teabag with a little fork so i'm safe
>>119659
?
8d7a58 No.119748
>>119746
you need more vitamin d lad.
b9d3a8 No.119749
>>119745
Noooooooo never. Not just in nursery I bet, they probably go through it at home. I wonder what % of kids typically go for this shit. I wonder what happens to the rebels that accept their sex and bully the trans kids. Interesting stuff, but pretty sinister overall.
7766db No.119750
d78c06 No.119751
8d7a58 No.119752
>>119750
>perhaps
GO OUTSIDE MORE OFTEN
32a2a4 No.119753
reeeee mummy feeds me too much I NEED TO EAT LESS GODDAMNIT
7766db No.119754
>>119751
read my posts boi
some qt woman who ill probs never see again
>>119752
YES SIR
d78c06 No.119755
>>119754
awww okay, just a coincidence then..
9556f8 No.119756
>>119749
Given that it's Sweden I think most of them will end up being thrown from buildings.
7766db No.119757
9556f8 No.119758
>>119753
i think that's one of the things that causes obesity tbh smh
7766db No.119759
I'm just going to tell the next girl I see that I like, that I want to cum inside her.
8d7a58 No.119760
>>119759
sounds lile a bad idea lad
48b5b3 No.119761
>>119742
>VICE host (((Amelia Abraham)))
Life is beyond parody at this point.
>>119747
Who are you lad/lass?
7766db No.119762
566d34 No.119763
>>119761
STOP POSTING ASTOLFO
32a2a4 No.119764
8d7a58 No.119765
>>119762
doubt it will have its intended effect tbh
b9d3a8 No.119766
>>119753
You just need to run more tbh
7766db No.119768
>>119765
They wont have a choice.
b9d3a8 No.119769
>>119759
I'm sure there's a nice middle ground somewhere between not talking to a girl and telling them you want to cum in them
48b5b3 No.119770
File: 3186a07ef07c3c3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 923.19 KB, 1240x1550, 4:5, __rider_of_black_fate_apoc….jpg)
>>119763
What's that, you want me to post more Astolfo?
566d34 No.119771
7766db No.119772
>>119769
Doubt it. Be a complete dominating alpha or nothing
8d7a58 No.119773
>>119768
>dorshit is a rapist
reeeee
b53262 No.119774
>>119772
>a complete dominating alpha
Just don't go full Somali, lad.
7766db No.119775
>>119773
But it's not rape if they submit willingly.
b9d3a8 No.119776
>>119772
I guess that sounds about right lad. Good luck in the clubs
7766db No.119777
>>119776
why would I waste time on ugly thots in clubs?
9556f8 No.119778
>>119770
ahhh you can see her nips
b9d3a8 No.119779
>>119777
Ok ok, so where exactly are you going to do this?
7766db No.119780
>>119779
Wherever I encounter someone I want.
48b5b3 No.119781
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>>119778
They might not be much to look at but she has high expectations for the future.
566d34 No.119782
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7766db No.119783
8d7a58 No.119784
>>119780
>dorshit goes to tescos
>in the frozen food isle
>sees a qt lass struggling to get a box off the top shelf of a freezer
>lookaround.jpg
>walks behind her
>whispers 'im going to cum inside you' into her ear
>she jumps in fright and headbutts him accidentally
>dorshit hits the floor with a broken nose
>the qt runs off screaming
b9d3a8 No.119785
>>119780
Fair play. You off to the bank then lad?
32a2a4 No.119786
>>119766
I'm trying, but I need more strength as well.
8d7a58 No.119787
>>119783
im afraid ive only got spanish glasses *braying laugh*
7766db No.119789
>>119785
Soon
>>119784
More like she would look at me, start quivering, and say "c-can you h-help me?"
then I would help her, grab her arm and reach to the top shelf, all the while whispering in her ear how beautiful she was, how admirable and how I would strive to do all in my power to attain her love, and tell her I would then ejaculate in side her, creating a strong child
8d7a58 No.119790
>>119789
are you trying to court a 15th century maiden?
b9d3a8 No.119791
>>119786
If you're actively training to get stronger you can expect to get a little chubby laddo
566d34 No.119792
File: 486dd341381eb7a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 8.57 KB, 227x286, 227:286, 99800224aae0b5af2c2d780079….jpg)
>>119789
Have fun with that lad
8d7a58 No.119793
>>119791
>actively training…expect to get chubby
only if you drink the fat shakes lad.
7766db No.119794
>>119790
You decide, not up to me, a pretty woman is a pretty woman, and she must be told so in a certain manner.
8d7a58 No.119795
>>119794
>must be told so in a certain manner
in the manner of a dark-age knight of the realm?
b9d3a8 No.119796
>>119793
You gotta eat a calorie surplus to build muscle fam. I think it caps out at about 300 or so calories past maintenance lad.
32a2a4 No.119797
>>119791
That's different from mummy trying to feed me when I'm trying to eat less on the days I don't physically exert myself.
48b5b3 No.119798
>>119788
I'm sure Astolfo was hoping to use magic rather than (((modern medicine))).
566d34 No.119799
7766db No.119800
>>119795
It is a necessity
b9d3a8 No.119801
>>119797
lad it's more important to eat on the days you don't physically exert yourself. That's when your body is growing and repairing.
8d7a58 No.119802
Modern marshmallow manufacturing is now highly automated, and has been since the early 1950s when the extrusion process was first developed. Numerous improvements and advancements now allow for production of thousands of pounds of marshmallow a day.[6] Today, the marshmallow consists of four components. These are sugar, water, air, and a whipping agent (usually a protein).
48b5b3 No.119803
>>119799
This is only the beginning lad, I haven't even started farming the episodes for reaction images yet.
7766db No.119804
8d7a58 No.119805
>>119796
it is possible to build.muscle and lose weight though lad, maintenance refers to maintaining a body weight iirc?
8d7a58 No.119806
9556f8 No.119807
France YES ! Anyone convicted for illegal opinions not allowed to run for office for 10 years
>French ADL proudly announces that french parliament voted successfully on the bill forbidding any citizen to run for office for 10 years if convicted for xenophobic, antisemitic or sexist opinions.
How is this allowed?
http://www.licra.org/communique-ineligibilite-des-racistes-et-des-antisemites-les-deputes-ont-dit-oui/
32a2a4 No.119808
>>119801
Lad I'm pretty sure I eat enough, excess is wasteful.
8d7a58 No.119809
>>119807
>convicted
>opinion
this is not possible, thats a thought crime.
b9d3a8 No.119810
>>119802
I always think about how they make wotzits and those types of crisps. They're just flavoured crispy foams right? I might look up the process later
>>119805
It does yes.
It is possible to build muscle while losing weight up until a certain point. But that certain point is very early into strength training. I doubt he'd manage to get a deadlift twice his bodyweight on a calorie deficit. The deficit would at least have to be very small.
Unless you've heard different? Bad nutrition certainlt held me back when I used to gym
48b5b3 No.119811
>>119807
Any debauchery is possible when you live in a republic.
b53262 No.119812
>>119807
>convicted for xenophobic, antisemitic or sexist opinions
>convicted
>for opinions
This is a translation error, right?
8d7a58 No.119813
*sings drunkenly*
There ant no place like Sussex,
Until ye goos above,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv.
b9d3a8 No.119814
>>119808
Enough means different things to different people. Ought to check what your maintenance on a calorie counting app if you wanna get buff lad.
7766db No.119815
>>119813
what didee meen by this
9556f8 No.119816
>>119812
>>119809
I don't know. Could try reading the article to see if it's an error
32a2a4 No.119817
>>119814
I'd rather not get fat if I'm not doing enough exercise to counteract how much I eat
9556f8 No.119818
>>119810
>It is possible to build muscle while losing weight up until a certain point. But that certain point is very early into strength training
Always heard this. People can maintain strength while losing fat, but even then they will usually lose some strength as well.
7766db No.119819
Another year nearly gone. It's time to change.
b9d3a8 No.119820
>>119817
Fair enough. You do you brother
8d7a58 No.119821
>>119810
im only going by my own experience tbh. its probably true that to do specifically increasing skill lifts requires exponential protein and carb input.
>tfw definitely couldnt deadlift twice my body weight but could probably carry it over my shoulder
8d7a58 No.119823
>>119815
Some folks as come to Sussex,
They reckons as they know -
A durn sight better what to do
Than simple folks, like me and you,
Could possibly suppose.
But them as comes to Sussex,
They mustn't push and shove,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
Mus Wilfred come to Sussex,
Us heaved a stone at he,
Because he reckoned he could teach
Our Sussex fishers how to reach
The fishes in the sea.
But when he dwelt among us,
Us gave un land and luv,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
All folks as come to Sussex
Must follow Sussex ways -
And when they've larned to know us well,
There's no place else they'll wish to dwell
In all their blessed days -
There ant no place like Sussex,
Until ye goos above,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv.
566d34 No.119825
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>>119824
What happened lad.
32a2a4 No.119826
>>119824
life is strife lad cmon this is 101 stuff lad
c63e3a No.119827
8d7a58 No.119828
>>119819
heres to the next 12 months
7766db No.119829
>>119824
Because if it was easy we'd be a bunch of pansies
b53262 No.119830
>>119825
>tfw no chinese stalker gf to squat around a campfire and drink vodka with
8d7a58 No.119831
>>119824
to harden your heart and give you the stiff upper lip of a true englishman, so that when the time comes you may strike at the enemies heart without fear or flinching.
9556f8 No.119832
>>119824
All alone in the UK again, poor lad
32a2a4 No.119834
>>119830
>Tfw no stalker friends to stalker with whilst stalking in the zone
One part of me really wishes the Zone was real and I could bum about like a loner and all day until i get killed by a bandit or a bloodsucker or just finally give in to radiation poisoning.
b9d3a8 No.119835
>>119818
You can do that more so with ketogenic diets. And it should noted, maintaining strength is A LOT different to building strength.
>>119821
It can depend on the rate of progress you go for while combating the a culmination of fatigue. I'm wouldn't know how you got strong, but a lot of farmers boys, who are stronger than me, got strong over long periods of time. So they might've been losing or gaining weight at different points in that time. But weight training is one of *the most* stressful things for our bodies so calories become quite important.
9556f8 No.119836
>>119835
>And it should noted, maintaining strength is A LOT different to building strength.
How?
0aa5c5 No.119837
>>119825
My parents are being cunts or maybe they're being good to me and trying to stop me from doing stupid things
>>119826
Of course I know lad
>>119829
Good explanation
If I end up homeless and destitute I'll keep this in mind
>>119831
Yes this also I guess
>>119832
Wasn't actually talking about that I do miss her though
7766db No.119838
>>119823
>tfw not well read in local poetry
32a2a4 No.119839
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119837
What dumb stuff are you trying to do lad?
566d34 No.119841
>>119837
>or maybe they're being good to me and trying to stop me from doing stupid things
Don't do anything stupid lad.
8d7a58 No.119842
>>119835
>rate of progress
yeah i guess so, its obviously bad to not supply your body with enough energy to do your workouts.
>farm boys
exactly, though i realise its a different sort of muscle or combination of muscles; a gym rat might bench 100kg but struggle with 2 bags of sand up a ladder that a wiry old bloke does 20 times a day, and vice-versa of course.
b53262 No.119843
>>119834
>ywn leave the starting village and walk down the road straight into the military cordon
Why even live?
8d7a58 No.119844
>>119837
*gazes into crystal ball**
dont make rash choices over a bird lad, and certainly dont fall out with your parents over one.
b9d3a8 No.119845
>>119836
Once you get strength it'll stay with you forever. The word is "permanent adaption" I think. Even if you starved in Iraq for 2 years and lost it all, it'd come right back once you started training again. However building strength involves pushing your body past what it has adapted to. It challenges not just the muscles but also you central nervous system. So essentially maintaining strength is easier because it's a permanent adaption, but building involves pushing into new territory. This means you'd need more calories and protein to build than you would to maintain.
32a2a4 No.119846
>>119843
Did you actually do that lad?
0aa5c5 No.119847
>>119839
>>119841
I don't think I'm being stupid really
It's subjective maybe
>>119844
Its not really to do with her lad
Don't give me ideas though
b9d3a8 No.119848
>>119842
I glad you understood what I said there it was my worst post in awhile, english wise.
8d7a58 No.119849
>>119847
>not really
oh okay dont believe you. still dont fall out with your parents. Can you not move out?
7766db No.119850
b9d3a8 No.119851
>>119837
This isn't a good look lad. When your parents tell you, that you can't go camping with the boys you just gotta deal.
32a2a4 No.119852
>>119847
See with these things you have to tell us instead of being vague about it. t. vague-ist man in the world.
0aa5c5 No.119853
Also sorry I can't add the Cornwall flag atm there's an error
>>119849
>dont fall out with your parents
I try not to. I think they'll calm down soon hopefully.
>Can you not move out?
Pretty much what we're arguing about. tl;dr I want to but they say no
>>119850
>>119852
It basically boils down to me wanting to move out and find a job and house or something. If only temporarily
>>119851
They're really overprotective though, they smother me and if I don't break free my life could be fucked up. I don't want to still be living at home in my 30s.
8d7a58 No.119854
7766db No.119855
>>119853
Why are they refusing to let you move out? Why not find a job first?
b9d3a8 No.119856
Lads help I think I'm stroking out, my english is getting really bad.
It's this damn post box, it fucks with my eyes ffs
8d7a58 No.119857
>>119853
>they say no
but youre an adult, they have no grounds to argue that unless they are paying for something for you.
c63e3a No.119858
SHE CAME FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
48b5b3 No.119859
b9d3a8 No.119860
>>119853
Why don't you tell us what the problem is in full so all your friendly internet friends can call you dumb too
b53262 No.119861
>>119846
I like to live supidly
8d7a58 No.119863
>>119856
>stroke
FAST
Face: has it fallen
Arms: can they raise them
Speech: is their speech slurred
Time: Call an ambulance immediately
c63e3a No.120024
Lads might just go full drunk for about two weeks and then off myself
c00d65 No.120029
>>120024
probs not the best idea fam