▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119154
▶ 697334 (28) No.119156>>119158 >>119159 >>119168
shit thread tbqh
night lads
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119159>>119265
>>119156
ey lad what's your plan for operation bingo bango bongo before you go?
▶ 87122a (36) No.119162>>119164 >>119167
>tfw my brother says we need to read the old testament and become like "the old Christians"
▶ c27153 (24) No.119164
>>119162
He's promoting the less cucked although more jewish version of christianity tbh
▶ 139053 (3) No.119165>>119171
>>119144 (OP)
>no imperium news
This was your chance lad. Is there nothing happening in Hong Kong?
▶ 87122a (36) No.119166>>119174
>>119163
what film? Is that you and Daftie?
▶ 139053 (3) No.119167>>119169
>>119162
Did you tell him?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119168
Sammy smoking Djarum blacks I think. I wanna try them tbh
>>119156
Night night lad
▶ 87122a (36) No.119169>>119184
>>119167
I actually didn't but tried to argue against it. I just suck at arguing
*saves infograph but doesn't really read it thoroughly*
ahhhhh
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119170>>119174
>>119163
I loved that film in year 9
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119172>>119173
I like this one a lot. But a lot of her appeal comes from the big boob
▶ c27153 (24) No.119173>>119176
>>119172
>another white munter
▶ 398aeb (5) No.119174>>119175
>>119166
>he never saw Romeo and Juliet
LAD
>is that you and Daftie?
sadly I lack Leo's stunning good looks tbh
>>119170
Year 8 here
It was pretty dank tbh but only once you get older and experience life do you understand it in full tbh
▶ 87122a (36) No.119175>>119177
>>119174
>sadly I lack Leo's stunning good looks tbh
I'm sure you're pretty, lad. post pics.
>he never saw Romeo and Juliet
I did, just wasn't sure that was it.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119176
>>119173
Just because this is your thread it doesn't mean people have to play by your rules boyo
▶ 398aeb (5) No.119177>>119181
>>119175
Never will i post pics tbh
Ok then I suppose it's a while since you last saw it. I miss young Leo tbh and young Claire Danes is hot af
▶ 87122a (36) No.119178>>119179 >>119180 >>119187
You think making a thread gives you power over me?
▶ 87122a (36) No.119179>>119182
>>119178
didn't mean to double post that first one
▶ c27153 (24) No.119180>>119186
>>119178
STOP
POSTING
ASTOLFO
▶ 87122a (36) No.119181>>119187
>>119177
Send me a pic on Bongo Bongo Land, lad. you know I can be trusted.
▶ 9c0560 (1) No.119183>>119187
>tfw you cant escape mummy and daddy
▶ 139053 (3) No.119184>>119185 >>119189
>>119169
There's not much to tell
>the people of the OT were Israelites and they were God's specialest special people so you can't become them
>to become like the actual old Christians you would have to read the NT in Greek and learn the historical and cultural context
>>119171
Good lad. The Imperium needs sinocentrism tbh
▶ c27153 (24) No.119185
>>119184
The reason why Judaism as a religion is so bad is the Talmud tbf
▶ 398aeb (5) No.119187>>119191
>>119178
Mods are supposed to enforce rules not break them smh
>>119181
I have no pics though lad
>>119183
Run away lad
▶ c27153 (24) No.119188
▶ 87122a (36) No.119189
>>119184
I know, lad. But but I tried to argue for Christianity. I should have just told him it was Judaism though. Don't know why I didn't
▶ 87122a (36) No.119191>>119193
>>119187
>I have no pics though lad
take one, lad
>>119190
okay
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119192>>119194 >>119208
WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS THREAD WITH A MUSICAL INTERMISSION ON BEHALF OF THE IMPERIUM
YOU WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED THREAD VERY SHORTLY
▶ 398aeb (5) No.119193>>119196 >>119197 >>119199
Night lads
Back to Blighty tomorrow I'm going to miss it
>>119190
>not evrasian
shit
>>119191
I look like shit atm though lad
▶ c27153 (24) No.119194>>119195
>>119192
Good lad.
I think the imperium advertising break was better though lad.
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119195
▶ 87122a (36) No.119196
>>119193
I'm a lad, I don't care you look shit smh
night lad
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119197
smocaine3 in WP episode 6 intro
>>119193
>Missing places other than Britain
vile.
Sleep tight tho pal
▶ c27153 (24) No.119199
>>119193
night lad. don't let the diana fairy bite
▶ c27153 (24) No.119200
▶ 87122a (36) No.119201>>119202 >>119203
How can she be so confident despite being flat_
▶ c27153 (24) No.119202
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119203>>119204
>>119201
This astolfo posting is getting out of hand. Spoiler this shit dude
▶ 87122a (36) No.119204>>119205
>>119203
I'm censoring it, lad
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119205>>119206
▶ 87122a (36) No.119206>>119207 >>119209
>>119205
but I don't want to. I'm not even posting offensive ones
▶ c27153 (24) No.119207>>119210
>>119206
All astolfoposting is offensive
▶ 2882bf (4) No.119208>>119213
>>119192
OOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYooooooooooOOOOO
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119209>>119211 >>119265
Forever my favourite. Nothing more needs be said.
>>119206
you're posting a crossdressing child you pervert. Stop trying to push boundaries and spoiler your fucking gay porn
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119210
>>119207
Having an imperium edition thread is an act of aggression lad, we're only posting Astolfo in self defense.
▶ 87122a (36) No.119211>>119212 >>119218
>>119209
>you're posting a crossdressing child you pervert. Stop trying to push boundaries and spoiler your fucking gay porn
It's board culture and I'm not posting porn.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119212>>119265
>>119211
>it's board culture
no
▶ c27153 (24) No.119214>>119215 >>119218
Ate a load of cheese so hopefully I get nightmares instead of a visit from the imperium fairy tonight
▶ 87122a (36) No.119215>>119216
>>119214
What if your nightmare causes you to make cummies as well?
▶ c27153 (24) No.119216>>119217
>>119215
Then all I'll be able to say is that I tried my best
▶ 87122a (36) No.119217>>119219
>>119216
what if it's a gayist nightmare?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119218>>119220 >>119221 >>119222
>>119211
faggot.
>>119214
I think it's largely a myth lad. I always eat cheese before bed
▶ c27153 (24) No.119219>>119220
>>119217
That won't happen
▶ 87122a (36) No.119220>>119222
>>119218
>faggot.
Bully
>>119219
Can't control it, lad.
▶ 87122a (36) No.119221>>119223
>>119218
>I think it's largely a myth lad. I always eat cheese before bed
We'll see tomorrow then. Just had some cheese as well tbh
▶ c27153 (24) No.119222>>119225
>>119220
Do you and Neo take pleasure in trying to make me uncomfortable with my prior actions.
>>119218
I'm fairly sure it's just a myth too, I just fancied some cheese
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119223
>>119221
I'm also about to go get some cheese. Chances are I won't remember my dreams
▶ 87122a (36) No.119224
>tfw dry bread and nothing but old cheese to put on it
>meanwhile cabinet is filled with sweets that have accumulated from me not eating it
no wonder it was so easy to binge before smh
▶ 87122a (36) No.119225>>119228
>>119222
>Do you and Neo take pleasure in trying to make me uncomfortable with my prior actions.
I guess I enjoy it
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119226>>119227 >>119230
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
▶ c27153 (24) No.119228>>119229
>>119225
You know what that makes you?
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119230>>119232
>>119226
yo
same
why you though
▶ c27153 (24) No.119231>>119234
>>119229
A sadist, a bully, even maybe a psychopath
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119232>>119233 >>119234
>>119227
>>119230
I CAN'T FIND ANY SONG LYRICS TO FIND OUT OF A SONG IS KOSHER
>>119230
and I dunno I just feel argh tbh
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119233>>119236
>>119232
>music so fringe you can't look the lyrics up
the most bitter of feels
oh ok thought something happened
▶ 87122a (36) No.119234>>119235 >>119236
>>119231
Sadist and psychopath? That's a bit harsh, lad…
>>119232
>I CAN'T FIND ANY SONG LYRICS TO FIND OUT OF A SONG IS KOSHER
don't get it tbh.
▶ c27153 (24) No.119235>>119237
>>119234
>Sadist and psychopath? That's a bit harsh, lad…
Neo's a sadist in a different way too.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119236>>119238
>>119234
For my radio thingo mahjiggo come on lad it's monday night
>>119233
It's truly a fucking pain nah nothings happened, its more like a lack of something happening maybe I dunno smh I need something to do or someone to do things with I'm so fucking restless
▶ 87122a (36) No.119237>>119239
>>119235
How? Also I am not a sadist, I'm a good buy, really, just having some innocent harmless fun.
▶ 87122a (36) No.119238>>119241
>>119236
>For my radio thingo mahjiggo come on lad it's monday night
If you can't even find the lyrics, why does it matter? Nobody will be able to know if it's an evil Nazi song or whatever
▶ c27153 (24) No.119239>>119246
>>119237
I'll let you off this time
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119241>>119242 >>119246
>>119238
Nah lad but it saves me time not listening to the song over and over to make sure the singer doesn't say "FUCK" at one random part
t. this actually happened right at the end of my set one time
it's about profanity lad not racismo.
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119242>>119243
>>119241
>most of the bands i listen to say fuck
fuck
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119243
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119242
Yeah it's a pain in the ass half way through a good song and chilling in my DJ chair then some motherfucker gotta get uppity.
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119245>>119247 >>119265
this isnt fair lads
why does injustice exist
▶ 87122a (36) No.119246
>>119239
Thanks, lad
>>119240
>you can be really mean sometimes he's right
Oh
>>119241
but "fuck" is in every song these days
▶ 87122a (36) No.119247>>119250
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119248
>lyric websites that have no lyrics
WHY
WHY
FUCK YOU YOU LYING FUCKING SCUM
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FILTHY EVIL BASTARDS GODDAMNIT
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119250>>119252 >>119265
>>119247
some children with pigmented skin threw two eggs at my window
▶ 87122a (36) No.119252>>119254
>>119250
Boys will be boyws
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119254>>119255 >>119256
>>119251
n-nothing
>>119252
yeah you're right ha
goodnight
▶ 67fa4e (7) No.119258>>119260 >>119261
>>119244
you lads should "night" imperiumposter stop being such meanies
night lad sleep sane and without the sound of war behind your window
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119259
>>119244
yeah uh night don't let the imperium cheese bite
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119260
>>119258
Aaaaaahhh I didn't see his post.
>>119244
Sweet dreams lad, hope the imperium fairy doesn't visit again.
▶ 87122a (36) No.119264
▶ 697334 (28) No.119265
morning lads
>haven't actually had a cuppa in days because of the limescale
>>119159
I'll buy a not-shit tent and camp again, you could do the same and save on commute expenses at the cost of being vile and sweaty for the whole period of work
>>119209
>>119212
this tbqh
>>119245
because good men do nothing
>>119250
throw some back
▶ 7be0a8 (2) No.119268
>>119267
She left me alone lad.
▶ 697334 (28) No.119269>>119270 >>119271
it finally happened
NEETdad ran out of money
I have to pay all of my UC into rent for the next month
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119270>>119272
>>119269
Rip
>>119266
Hullo, free from the curse?
▶ b53262 (53) No.119271>>119272
>>119269
Not eligible for housing bennies?
▶ 697334 (28) No.119272
>>119271
I'm not until October, and then only for single rooms
>>119270
at least I have an excuse to go see the qt teller girl at the bank
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119273>>119274
Is 11 mins too long for a radio song?
▶ 697334 (28) No.119274>>119275
>>119273
not if your hosting lasts for more than an hour
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119275
>>119274
Aight I've got two hours so fuck yeah
▶ 6c0b11 (1) No.119276
>>119144 (OP)
>The Imperium Marches On
>>>/imperium/
▶ c0d4fb (2) No.119277>>119281 >>119284 >>119285
>order some new work knives online
>they wont ship them without a copy of my driving licence or passport
welcome to the nanny state
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119281
>>119277
Is that a thing now? Really? Fuck.
▶ af564a (1) No.119282
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FRESH BOILING POINT MEDIA
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119284>>119286
>>119277
They're looking to ban online purchase all together aren't they?
It's fucking sickening. The govt. treats people like fucking children. "No you can't have this." "hmmm lemme see your papers first. ". It's none of your fucking business you vile career cunts
▶ b53262 (53) No.119285>>119286
>>119277
>restrict sale of knives
>liberalise import of muslims
based tories
▶ c0d4fb (2) No.119286>>119287 >>119294
>>119285
>>119284
the worst part is they are work knives from a tool shop - not like im buying a samurai sword or whatever
▶ 697334 (28) No.119287
>>119286
>2017
>needing knives for work
what are you a bigot? bin it smh nobody needs to use knives except our cultured islamic friends, as part of their religion
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119289>>119292
>>119288
Lad, I'm curious. What's your beef w/ newbrit?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119291
>>119290
That sounds fire I guess. The gayism part anyway
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119292>>119295
>>119289
BumBum started impersonating Dorset to drive him away after having some disagreement with him so he got a few short bans for it. Then he got really angry about that and turned on the rest of us.
▶ 697334 (28) No.119293>>119296 >>119302
>>119290
gayism and trannyism is bad, I know that.
but what's wrong with forming real relations?
it's the only way to progress
▶ b53262 (53) No.119294
>>119286
Is it actually the law or is it just the seller's policy to cover their arses in case a friendly cultural fellow were to buy them and use them for a peaceful mission?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119295>>119302
>>119292
I see. What disagreement?
These boads always seem to have some drama to mine
▶ b53262 (53) No.119296>>119297
>>119293
I think he means interracial relations lad. Bumbum does not accept that the Imperium is the future.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119298>>119300 >>119305
>>119253
>uses a spoon to squeeze the teabag
I-I thought everyone did that. Only Welsh tightarses?
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119300>>119305
>>119298
I do it too. guess we're both Welsh tightarses
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119301
>>119299
I have internet tourettes don't be ableist bigots smh tbh
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119302>>119313
>>119293
It's ironic because he used to be one of the main propagators of gayism on early /newbrit/.
>>119295
It was sectarian bickering iirc. BumBum is catholic and just sort of went off on one against Dorset. All this was months ago now.
▶ 697334 (28) No.119303
>>119299
>someone says "excuse me but don't you think you should be taking care of actual crime like robberies and murders"
>gets vanned
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119305>>119307 >>119309
>>119298
>>119300
I do that too tbh, it just seems more efficient. Am I a welsh tightarse too?
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119307>>119311
>>119305
Does your bum look Welsh, lass? Maybe you have some in you.
▶ 697334 (28) No.119308
going to the bank tbh
>>119306
Take the
VARGPILL
▶ b53262 (53) No.119309>>119311
>>119305
The Welsh Tightarse Community is open to new members tbh
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119311>>119312
>>119307
Y-you've seen it enough times, you tell me.
>>119309
That means a lot to me lad, thank you for not discriminating against me.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119312>>119314 >>119315
>>119311
Not sure if my eyes are keen enough to assess the genetics of different west-European bums tbh.
>That means a lot to me lad, thank you for not discriminating against me.
Soon Wales will become a refugee sanctuary. Everybody is welcome.
>>119310
Yeah. Maybe they're trying to play chess like Drumpf.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119313
>>119302
LOL that's pretty funny. Bless them
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119314>>119316 >>119317
>>119312
Look at me, I'm the Briton now.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119315>>119317
>>119312
>Soon Wales will become a refugee sanctuary
>soon
Lad it's been happening for years. My only hope is that the immigrants don't bring England's problems with them.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119316
>>119314
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF BACK TO THANET YOU GERMAN CUNTS
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119317>>119321
>>119315
I thought that was something that they wanted to happen but hadn't done yet? Sure we've taken migrants, but we're not literally the sanctuary they want.
>>119314
Welcome, Neobriton
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119318>>119320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
alright this one even i didn't get
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119320
>>119318
It's a reference to Chris-chan claiming that binaural beats helped him grow a vagina.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119321>>119322 >>119323
>need to hoover
>dog has fallen asleep in the middle of the room
>>119317
>when you're the poorest country in western europe, spend ~25% more than you produce, have experienced 2000 years of foreign rule, your native culture is in decline because you're being colonised and almost all the media is anglocentric so you clearly have the energy to put into being a refugee sanctuary
This is what happens when the electorate is alienated from the political process tbh, they've reached the point that they can do anything they want.
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119322>>119324 >>119326
>>119321
>dog has fallen asleep in the middle of the room
kick it
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119323>>119328
>>119321
Dogs are unclean so you might as well hoover it.
>>119321
>This is what happens when the electorate is alienated from the political process tbh, they've reached the point that they can do anything they want.
>tfw the government and opposition agrees
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119325
>>119324
just nudge it with your foot and tell the prick to move
▶ b53262 (53) No.119328>>119329
>>119323
>dogs are unclean
▶ b53262 (53) No.119330>>119331
>>119329
Y-you just made that, right lad. Haha
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119331>>119334
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119332
>>119329
She loves everything except actual Welsh people.
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119333>>119334 >>119335 >>119336
Are the Welsh even British?
▶ b53262 (53) No.119334
>>119331
>love being Welsh
>religion prohibits dogs, music and booze
hmm
>>119333
>are the native British even British
I don't know any more
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119335>>119336 >>119337
>>119333
When everyone is British no one will be.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119336>>119337 >>119338 >>119353
>>119333
>>119335
>It's an Anglo dehumanising you so that they can genocide you episode
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119337>>119338 >>119343
>>119335
are the english british then?
>>119336
o fuck! i've been caught by a clever welshman
ABORT!
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119338>>119340 >>119372
>>119336
*hugs you*
>>119337
The english are english.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119339>>119342
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119340>>119346 >>119348
>>119338
>The english are english.
are you sure?
i was born in england but i have irish and welsh ancestry
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119342>>119344
▶ ac4281 (5) No.119343
>>119337
>clever
>welshman
pick uno
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119344>>119345
>>119342
should i just run to the lib quick
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119345
▶ ac4281 (5) No.119346>>119347 >>119349
>>119340
>born in england
doesnt make you english you fucking moron
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119347>>119374
▶ b53262 (53) No.119348>>119349
>>119340
You're a Celt, Harry.
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119349>>119350
>>119346
>>119348
i should've mentioned i have english ancestry as well
▶ b53262 (53) No.119350>>119351
>>119349
You're a mudblood, Hermione.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119352
>when you on the last few reps and your arms turn to jelly
▶ 2e3e20 (1) No.119353>>119372
>>119336
Lad we need you to draw us a /brit/ tan. Please help
▶ 112256 (4) No.119354
>There are Anglo-Fagxons in this thread
▶ 697334 (28) No.119355>>119356 >>119357 >>119371
>tfw Brythonic-Celtic-Pictish-Saxon
▶ 112256 (4) No.119356>>119361
>>119355
Is your name Arthur?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119357>>119358 >>119359
>>119355
At least I have no welsh blood tbh
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119358
>>119357
yeah that would be terrible
▶ b53262 (53) No.119359>>119360
>>119357
Do you mean you have to British blood?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119360>>119361 >>119362 >>119364 >>119371
▶ 697334 (28) No.119361>>119369
>>119356
I am named in honour of a SEAmonkey nation of transvestites because Britain has no culture
>>119360
oy vey
▶ b53262 (53) No.119364
>>119360
>Jewish
>but has no Welsh blood
▶ 697334 (28) No.119365>>119366 >>119372 >>119384
>autistic friend lives in a wog filled flat next to a mosque in a vibrant and cultural city
>some nigglets stole his doorbell
>they know where he lives
>they know he is hwhite
>they can smell his autismbux
>he refuses to move out
hope he doesn't die tbh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119366>>119367
>>119365
>he refuses to move out
surely his own fault?
▶ 697334 (28) No.119367>>119368
>>119366
he is attending a uni there and hoovering up the student loan money, he might not be able to move anywhere better within the city tbh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119368>>119370 >>119381
>>119367
>falling for the uni meme
hes dead
▶ b53262 (53) No.119369>>119378 >>119381
>>119361
>I am named in honour of a SEAmonkey nation of transvestites
Tylernd? Phillipines? Andynesia? Timorthy?
▶ 112256 (4) No.119370>>119381
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119371>>119373 >>119381
>>119355
Excellent, another based mutt.
>>119360
You'd better be some other things as well lad…
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119372>>119379 >>119381 >>119421
>>119338
*hugs you*
DON'T change avatar again
>>119341
Obvious to me.
>>119353
I'm going on holiday now and there is no consensus. I am not drawing a chink
>>119365
Why would they let somebody stealing from their welfare money live?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119373>>119379
>>119371
>You'd better be some other things as well lad…
I'm 100% alpha male
▶ ac4281 (5) No.119374>>119375 >>119377
>>119347
>magic soil
lad the only thing that makes you english is english heritage.
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119375
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119376
Are weakchins born in the wrong body?
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119377>>119380
>>119374
tbh we literally have magic soil, it's why everybody wanted Britain.
▶ ac4281 (5) No.119378>>119381
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119379>>119382 >>119383 >>119386
>>119372
I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
>>119373
>jewish
>alpha
It's not genetically possible lad.
▶ ac4281 (5) No.119380>>119382 >>119386
>>119377
yeah but its my goddamn magic soil, foreigners can get to fuck
▶ 697334 (28) No.119381>>119382 >>119386 >>119391
>>119370
>>119368
I hope he's willed all his shekels to me tbh
>drinks wine and eats high class named meat while I have to leave my adopted hometown as it becomes too gentrified and expensive to live in
>>119369
>>119378
It could be any one of these
Brianei
Callumbodia
Larryos
Maxlasia
Mynigemar
Singapaul
Victornam
>>119371
REEEEEE
I'm no mutt, it can be condensed down to Brythono-Saxon, I just know my own ancestry because I'm not a historyless yank aahhhh
>>119372
he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119382>>119389
>>119380
It's why the imperialists wants North Korea as well. Smh. We need to start threatening with nukes as well.
>>119381
>he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
Because of autism?
>>119379
>I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
I am sure the nip gayist propaganda in the anime will make them change their minds.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119383>>119391
>>119379
Even the Jews know they aren't alpha. Spoilered for a reason.
▶ 4c6f82 (3) No.119384>>119385 >>119387 >>119388 >>119389
>>119365
>This building is now a mosque
>Mussie swarm outside every time I pass it
>A few of them were trying to open all the doors in the neighbourhood at 3am
>Police arrive minutes later
>Mudslimes were trying to find their way to the church that turned into a mosque
REEEEEEEEEEE
▶ 4c6f82 (3) No.119385
>>119384
Mudslimes claim they were*
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119386>>119389 >>119391
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119380
It's why the imperialists wants North Korea as well. Smh. We need to start threatening with nukes as well.
>>119381
>he also apparently has a problem with calling them what they are within earshot
Because of autism?
>>119379
>I can't promise that lad, Astolfo is a controversial figure.
I am sure the nip gayist propaganda in the anime will make them change their minds.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119387
>>119384
>>Mudslimes were trying to find their way to the church that turned into a mosque
Well there you go then, stop being so intolerant smh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119388
>>119384
you'd think they'd have enough with the Mosques the Saudis build for them
>turning churches into mosques
▶ 697334 (28) No.119389>>119398
MAGIC
SOIL
>>119382
>>119386
of course
>>119384
you know what to do lad
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119390
Just another in-your-face way of saying "we're conquering you, infidel"
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119391>>119392
>/brit/ is bullying Dorset again
Aaaaahhh poor lad.
>>119381
Count all your ethnicities lad.
>>119383
Wew, no wonder they have to rely on Jewish alpha females to continue their race.
>>119386
We live in hope…
▶ 7766db (81) No.119392>>119393
>>119391
they bully me because bumbum has infiltrated them
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119393
>>119392
BumBum is a treacherous spy.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119394>>119396 >>119397 >>119398
hellllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119395
kek, he really is the next Hitler. Just playing a long chess game
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119396>>119400
>>119394
I'll have the bread nothing else
▶ b53262 (53) No.119397>>119400
>>119394
>she knows
What does she know?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119398>>119400 >>119401
>>119389
i love how the guy isnt using a tube to snort his civicism and magic soil
>>119394
*vomits*
the balsamic vinegar is G O O D though.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119399>>119402 >>119404 >>119405 >>119409
what's /newbrit/'s boardtan tbh lads?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119400>>119424
>>119396
What do welsh people even eat? Lemme tell you something boy, this stuff right here is NICE
>>119397
How to make a DAMN fine dipping sauce.
it's one of those womens advice magazine publishers
>>119398
It's especially G O O D with some olive oil lad
▶ b53262 (53) No.119401
>>119398
When you're a nationalist your nose produces enough suction that you don't need tubes.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119403
>>119402
i want /imperium/ to stop raiding us
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119404
>>119399
/newbrit/ is too small and individualist to decide on just one. I think larger boards are easier to generalize into one symbol.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119405>>119473
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119407>>119408
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119408>>119411 >>119416
>>119407
Got there sort of in time who cares it's just you guys and my parents who listen anyway
Also i'm pretty sure it's too loud reeeee
▶ b53262 (53) No.119409>>119410 >>119413 >>119414
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119410>>119425
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119411>>119415 >>119430
>>119408
Lad you still haven't told me where I can find this radio thing
▶ 7766db (81) No.119412>>119416
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119413
▶ 6300be (47) No.119414>>119424
>>119409
>22st tan
isnt he very pale
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119415
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119416>>119417
>>119412
so inspirational
>>119408
it's nice music tbh
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119417>>119418 >>119420
>>119416
Yeah but is it deafeningly loud? Because wearing the headphones in the studio is hurting my head
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119418>>119419 >>119420
like this
nice song but i head it all yesterday :^)
>>119417
can't really say the same, it's fine
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119419
>>119418
but wait there's more :^)
Maybe the headphones are just set to too loud by someone else
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119420>>119422 >>119423
>>119418
>>119417
what radio are you listening to
▶ 4c6f82 (3) No.119421>>119424
>>119372
>I'm going on holiday now and there is no consensus. I am not drawing a chink
Use your imagination lad. Anything that personifies the board will do.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119422>>119428
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119423>>119428
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119424
>>119400
>What do welsh people even eat? Lemme tell you something boy, this stuff right here is NICE
We eat a lot of curry apparently, I don't. Me and one of my brothers are very picky.
>>119414
Kek. Not out in the sun too much tbh.
>>119421
too tired to think, lad.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119425>>119426 >>119427 >>119429
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119426>>119434
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119430>>119431 >>119433
>>119411
Did you get it lad?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119431>>119432
>>119430
I'm listening right now. It's a very nice selection lad. Every tues 3pm? Consider me a regular
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119433>>119435
>>119430
I love bloodflowers tbh. Pornography is all time best tho
▶ b53262 (53) No.119434>>119436 >>119442
>>119426
>tan's for gals
Is it? In any case there's nothing stopping 22st from being a lass.
>>119427
>senpai noticed me
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119435>>119440
>>119433
Mines disintegration tbh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119436>>119446
>>119434
>Is it? In any case there's nothing stopping 22st from being a lass.
*puts on seifuku*
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119437>>119438 >>119439
do you no longer have news breaks? sweet
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119438>>119441
>>119437
They're on the hour lass, it's only been 30 mins.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119439>>119447 >>119449
>>119437
I hope you're saving all the voice clips so we can cut them together later
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119440>>119444
>>119435
Another good album. The trilogy of Bloodflowers, Disintegration and pornography are definitely their best work
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119441>>119444
>>119438
used to be every 30 mins no?
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119442>>119446
>>119434
Which Welshposter are you lad? I'm assigning Bridget as your identity.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119443>>119445
besides heard no news at 3 so assumed they got rid of it
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119444>>119448
>>119441
Nah
>>119440
Tbh there's one cure song I can't remember that I loved when I first heard it
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119445
>>119443
If no one is in they don't play the news because the bot can't be programmed to do that.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119446>>119450
>>119436
Good lass
>>119442
Good lad, hope Imperiumposter doesn't find out though. I'm the one that didn't come from /politics/
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119447>>119452
>>119439
do it yourself lad
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119448
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119449>>119452
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119450>>119451 >>119459
>>119446
Aaaaahhh how do I tell you apart from the /politics/ welshposter?
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119451>>119453 >>119454
speak directly into the mic please i can hardly hear you
>>119450
wasn't he a tripfag at some point
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119452>>119456
>>119447
But I'm tiiiiiiireeeeeeed. Pretty pleease lasss
>>119449
Could make you say a lot of stuff tbh.
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119453
>>119451
My bad smh tbh it normally picks up everything
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119454>>119461
>>119451
>wasn't he a tripfag at some point
I think Welshlad had a trip back on /politics/
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119455>>119457
you played this song like 3 times lmao
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119456
>>119452
but i don't gain anyhing from it
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119457>>119458 >>119462
>>119455
Yeah I really like it leave me alone smh
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119458>>119460
▶ b53262 (53) No.119459>>119472
>>119450
You can't. When Herts gets around to adding a Cornwall flag I'll probably start using that.
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119460
>>119458
It's also the ONLY bolshoi song i'm playing today some more lowlife tho :^) but its stuff from one of their barely heard albums
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119461>>119463 >>119465
>>119454
no someone who was named cymru but stopped tripfagging once
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119462>>119464
>>119457
I like this song a lot tbh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119463
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119464
>>119462
Ye it's one of my absolute favourites
▶ b53262 (53) No.119465>>119470
>>119461
Yeah that was me, but it was a drag how the trip is remembered across 8ch so I'd have to remove it to post anywhere else then put it back to post here.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119466>>119469
congrats you crashed my phone good thing i'm on both phone and laptop
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119467>>119471
Amendment to Immigration Act makes Syrian refugees eligible to vote in 2019
How is this legal?
http://en.cijnews.com/?p=236941
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119469
>>119466
Good thing it's time for the news
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119470>>119472 >>119474
>>119465
smh didn't know you were an immoral gay apologist
▶ b53262 (53) No.119471>>119475
>>119467
How is Trudeau still alive?
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119472
>>119459
Hopefully he will add it when he comes back from the continent. I'm surprised he doesn't have a laptop with him that can do it on the fly.
>>119470
Pls don't bully him, he's a consistently good poster.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119474
>>119470
Trapism is orthogonal to gayism tbh
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119475>>119477 >>119478 >>119479 >>119480
Going out for a quick walk in the sunshine and to try out my new sandals. Have a moral Astolfo picture to enjoy while I'm away.
>>119471
>speaking french in a british colonial house of governance
Aaaaaaaahhh.
>chinky in the row behind
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119478>>119480
>>119475
post pics of your feet + sandals
▶ b53262 (53) No.119479
>>119475
>chinky in the row behind
Imperium tbh. I wonder whether Canada will become an Imperium country before it becomes a muslim country.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119480>>119481
>>119475
Have a moral walk, lass
>>119478
+ long socks
▶ 7766db (81) No.119481>>119483
>>119480
i read that as moral wank wew
▶ f4def3 (1) No.119482>>119494
>>119473
alice w/ redbull cup tbh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119483>>119485
>>119481
One moral walk a day keeps the wanks away
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119484>>119488
>working nights from tomorrow
fug xddd
▶ 7766db (81) No.119485>>119487
>>119483
i lifted today
does that count?
a measly 10kg dumbbell
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119487>>119489
>>119485
Yeah, lad. How did you use it?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119489>>119491
>>119487
3x10 tbh, no proper bench or gear to do anything else tbh
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119491>>119492
>>119490
I guess being the boss wouldn't be so bad as you'd just get directly paid from the other wagies' work. A crypto-NEET.
>>119489
Thinking of getting a power rack one day tbh. Can do so many different things with minimal equipment.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119492>>119495
>>119491
tfw nowhere to put a power rack
▶ b53262 (53) No.119493
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119494>>119497
>>119482
rare alice thanks
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119495>>119499
>>119492
Universal basic income soon, my friend.
>>119492
Could put it outside I guess.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119496
forgot how to play music tbh
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119497>>119500
>>119494
Don't think it's rare tbh, just obscure cus I cut out the wog
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119498
▶ b53262 (53) No.119499
>>119495
>Universal basic income
It's only universal for brown people tbh
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119500
>>119497
oh
well i didn't see that one yet
▶ e0a6c9 (19) No.119502
▶ b53262 (53) No.119503>>119504 >>119505
>try to think of something that will make me feel better
>can't think of anything
All out of testosterone tbh
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119504>>119506
>>119503
*pricks you with test*
▶ 7766db (81) No.119505>>119510 >>119513
>>119503
bowden
lifting
fasting
rage
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119506>>119507 >>119508 >>119513
>>119504
Kek. Do high test males desire imperium lasses?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119508>>119509
>>119506
No, they want Jewish lasses for big knockers and high intelligence
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119509>>119511
>>119508
Does that woman have special needs
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119510>>119512
>>119505
i ate so much this/last week i think fasting is a great idea
▶ 7766db (81) No.119511
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119512>>119516
>>119510
>Herts has a feeder fetish
▶ b53262 (53) No.119513>>119514
>>119505
How do you even avoid all the hormone-disrupting chemicals that are floating around now in every little thing that surrounds you? And even if I did manage to cut myself off from them, I'm way too old for my chemistry to become what it would have been had I not been exposed to it all while growing up.
>have seen a dozen medical people over 5 years about depression
>not once did hormone levels get mentioned
Don't even have enough energy to murder them.
>>119506
I expect they desire anything fertile.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119514
>>119513
>How do you even avoid all the hormone-disrupting chemicals that are floating around now in every little thing that surrounds you?
Doubt it will be possible until our childrens lifetime, or their childrens
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119515
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Ron Paul calling out based Israel
Bit anti-semetic there.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119516>>119518
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119518>>119521
>>119516
Kek. Was he stuffing your face with food?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119519
had a dream the town was rebuilt in some weird style of architecture and it was rather aesthetic tbh
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119521>>119522
▶ 7766db (81) No.119522
>>119521
is he a cute lad?
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119523>>119524 >>119525
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▶ 7766db (81) No.119525
>>119523
yes laddie
what ever shall we do to prevent ourselves getting too hot?
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119526>>119527
>>119524
Did you listen in lad?
▶ 697334 (28) No.119527>>119528
>>119526
I couldn't :/
the autist talks constantly and had me playing unturned and 0ad
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119528>>119529
▶ 697334 (28) No.119529
>>119528
my PC shut down while I had the browser open for it and a game running
ahhh it's too hot to play games anyway
▶ 697334 (28) No.119530
>someone burned rubber taking a neighbourhood corner outside
wew
▶ 3bad13 (4) No.119531>>119532 >>119541 >>119588
I heard a rumour on the old grape vine that Neo posted pics again. Is this true?
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119532>>119533
>>119531
She better not have
▶ 697334 (28) No.119533>>119534
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119534>>119535
>>119533
I don't know what to call it
▶ 7766db (81) No.119535
>>119534
>it
That's what you call it
▶ 697334 (28) No.119537
gentle melting
>>119536
hullo
▶ 7766db (81) No.119539
▶ 222405 (9) No.119540>>119543
>>119538
Seems a bit early to be the evening, always thought it was from 6pm onwards tbh
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119541>>119544
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119542>>119544
>>119536
Morning lad. how you doin
▶ 7766db (81) No.119543>>119545
>>119540
morning 2am-12
afternoon 12-4
evening 4-10
night 10-2
▶ 222405 (9) No.119544>>119546 >>119550
>>119541
oh shit when did this happen?
>>119542
Not bad tbh, just got back from a long days brewing. You?
▶ 222405 (9) No.119545>>119547 >>119548
>>119543
>evening 4-10
Not buying it lad, 4pm seems way too early to be evening
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119546>>119550 >>119551
>>119544
>when did this happen
It was in a politics thread. Was a benis or a bum pic I *think*. I do believe there was also a passport photo pic of the lad going about but you'd have to ask Neo about that 1.
>not bad u?
Spilled some vinegar on the carpet but doing pretty good overall.
You brew?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119547>>119551
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119548>>119551
>>119545
and 10 isn't night on a summer day
▶ 7766db (81) No.119549>>119564
Time is a jewish concept.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119550
>>119546
>>119544
>again
WHOOPS
disregard
▶ 222405 (9) No.119551>>119559 >>119561 >>119569
>>119546
>that pic
Ah, yeah I've seen that one, thought she/he/it posted another one recently
>You brew?
Yeah lad, currently working in a brewery at the moment, hoping to start one up myself at some point in the future
>>119547
Figured
>>119548
Hey lass
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119552>>119557 >>119559 >>119567
rare photo of dafty and herts
▶ 697334 (28) No.119553>>119554
>fingertip skin is fraying
▶ 7766db (81) No.119554>>119556
>>119553
I've got the same thing wtf
▶ 697334 (28) No.119556
check em ^
>>119554
maybe the heat
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119557
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119558>>119608
>someone submitted a picture of a chinky lass in a bag as /imperium/'s board tan
thanks lad.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119559>>119560 >>119561 >>119572
>>119551
You should start bootlegging some kegs now. I bet the hipsters would love an icecream van-esque, craft beer pub. Good luck to you when you make a move eitherway
>>119552
herts has got some pretty good legs too it seems… You to ought to duke it ought
▶ 697334 (28) No.119561>>119562 >>119572
>>119559
>>119551
good idea
pay me and vanlad to build the beervan
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119562>>119565
>>119561
Can you make it so that it's a massive beer barrel on wheels pls
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119563>>119566
Is the surgical mask aesthetic daft if you're not chinky?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119564
>>119549
>entropy is a jewish concept
>>119555
nice
▶ 697334 (28) No.119565>>119571
>>119562
like a tanker trailer, but drive-able
▶ 6300be (47) No.119566
>>119563
not if you are also covered in blood and dual-weilding scalpels.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119567>>119568 >>119570
>>119552
wew which one is herts?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119568
>>119567
hes the one taking the photo
▶ b53262 (53) No.119569>>119572
>>119551
/newbrit/ brewery when?
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119570>>119584
>>119567
We established dafty has blue hair lad cmon
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119571>>119573
>>119565
precisely. and keep the esoteric druidic graffiti to a minimum yeah? It's scaring away all the jewish customers
▶ 222405 (9) No.119572>>119581 >>119584
>>119559
>You should start bootlegging some kegs now. I bet the hipsters would love an icecream van-esque, craft beer pub.
Fucking genius lad. I've been making small batches myself and sharing them amongst friends and family but I wouldn't want to be shut down before I started tbh
>>119561
consider it done lad
>>119569
When I get the funds and finish my masters degree
▶ 6300be (47) No.119573
>>119571
>keep the esoteric druid graffitti to a minimum
…
▶ 7766db (81) No.119574>>119575 >>119576 >>119584
where can you actually sell illegal brew to lads?
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119575
▶ 6300be (47) No.119576>>119577 >>119578 >>119579
>>119574
>illegal brew
what makes it illegal?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119577>>119582
>>119576
selling it I mean sorry
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119578>>119579 >>119580 >>119582
>>119576
made without permit, not following regulations right?
▶ 222405 (9) No.119579>>119585
>>119576
>>119578
Not paying VAT and beer tax afaik
▶ 7766db (81) No.119580>>119586
>>119578
>make unclean alcohol
>sell it to pakis/tourists
>they get hooked and eventually die on it
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119581>>119603
>>119572
Good lad. You'll be able to get a good flavour with the help of your connections. Do be careful though, gotta make sure the container youre fermenting it in is sturdy. We had some ginger beer brewing for xmas and a few of the bottles exploded
▶ 6300be (47) No.119582>>119583 >>119586
>>119578
>permit
what permit?
>not following regulations
as long as its not poisonous it is legal tbf.
>>119577
oh like Booze Brothers? they drive around delivering fake beer and vodka, they have a website and all.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119583>>119587
>>119582
I'm certain you have to have a licence to sell alcohol, no?
▶ b53262 (53) No.119584>>119587 >>119603
>>119570
Yeah but I wasn't sure which of the two lasses herts was.
>>119572
>When I get the funds
How about a loan, sir?
>>119574
You cooking up some DMT, lad?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119585>>119603
>>119579
>vat
you dont have to be vat registered unless you turn over £90k a year gross lad.
>beer tax
there is no duty on cottage industry brewing, provided its not 'commercial', according to my admitedly superficial research.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119586
>>119582
I just assumed you needed a permit to sell or brew beer tbh.
>>119580
The great British dream. I'm gonna lace my hooch with jenkem
▶ 6300be (47) No.119587
>>119584
>dmt
GIVE ME THE MACHINE ELVES NAO
>>119583
there is an alcohol license but im not sure it applies to cottage-traders.
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119588>>119596 >>119615
>>119531
I posted a bunch of pictures from one of my walks but I wasn't in any because I'm not dumb enough to dox myself.
▶ 88838f (1) No.119589
Does Ginnie have a new Twitter acc or did she just run off from the platform after the Jews came after her?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119590>>119591 >>119592 >>119593 >>119597 >>119603
>brewing discussion
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
DO NOT ADD MSG (MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE) TO HOMEBREW, YEAST METABOLISES IT INTO GBL/GHB (DATE RAPE)
DEFINITELY DONT DO THIS
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119591
▶ b53262 (53) No.119592
>>119590
*Makes a note of this factoid*
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119593>>119594
>>119590
we had this in chemistry lel
▶ 6300be (47) No.119594>>119599 >>119601 >>119602
>>119593
>daftie got GBL in chemistry
reeeeeeeeee i would have loved to learn proper shit, fucking A Level chemistry was 75% maths.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119595>>119600
>doing fiberglassing today
>splashed resin onto my face and leg
>its now all red and burns like hell
ahhhhhhhhh save me NHS
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119596
>>119588
A picture you shouldn't post is FUCKING ASTOLFO
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119597>>119598 >>119604
>>119590
>telling everyone exactly how to replicate your results
Looks like I'm never going to any /newbrit/ meetups.
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119598>>119604 >>119605
>>119597
I don't think you'd be on vanlad's list of date rape targets
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119599>>119610
>>119594
nah our chem is pretty basic stuff we just had a teacher who didn't give a toss and did lessons however he was funny. he was great wish he didn't leave our school.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119600>>119610
>>119595
Is it just burned?
I hope you get a cool scar lad
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119601>>119610
>>119594
Honestly didn't have you down as someone who would have done A Level chemistry
▶ b53262 (53) No.119602>>119610
>>119594
I liked A level chemistry at the time tbh but now I think about it I don't think I learned anything. My teacher was proper fit.
▶ 222405 (9) No.119603>>119606 >>119610
>>119581
Oh I know all about that lad, happened to me with a batch of cider I made
>Ginger beer
Been thinking of making a (actual) ginger ale as my next project tbh
>>119584
Depends lad, will there be (((interest)))?
>>119585
That excellent if it's true, it'll be a bit bigger than a cottage industry though
>>119590
Is that from personal experience lad?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119604>>119605
>>119597
>my results
AHHHHH I JUST QUITE LIKE GBL IF YOU MUST KNOW
>>119598
>vanlads list of rape targets
reeeeee this is horrible slander, youll be hearing from my lawfag.
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119605>>119613 >>119614
>>119598
I bet most of us are on someone's wishlist, and now everyone knows how to procure that date rape drink.
>>119604
S-sure, I believe you…
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119606
>>119603
Send some my way lad. I love all products ginger
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119608
>>119558
without asking anyone else it seems
▶ 6300be (47) No.119610>>119613 >>119617 >>119619 >>119626
>>119599
oh fair, my teacher was involved in government medical cannabis for his doctorate, could always get handy hints from him by sidetracking the lesson with plant questions, kek.
>>119600
dunno its not peeling but its swole af, hopefully its just a chemical burn tbh, dont want my skin to melt or something, smh.
>>119601
why not lad? never judge a book by its cover except if the cover has dark skin. I did physics, chemistry, history & pure maths at college tbh.
>>119602
we did about 20 titrations which bored the shit out of me, did learn about forming salts though, which has come in handy.
>>119603
a licence to sell alcohol is an online course that you can get free if you work in a shop or pub, probably wise to get that tbh, its just a hoop to jump through.
>personal experience
yep, i love me some daterape ale tbh. Just wanted to ensure that nobody accidentally and unknowingly produced a class c substance.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119611>>119623
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119612
>>119609
based ching chong
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119613>>119616 >>119623
>>119605
>I bet most of us are on someone's wishlist, and now everyone knows how to procure that date rape drink.
What are you implying
>>119610
>why not lad? never judge a book by its cover except if the cover has dark skin. I did physics, chemistry, history & pure maths at college tbh.
Given your line of work, I would have thought you'd have gone straight into a trade from Secondary.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119614>>119623
>>119605
>not believing im just a degenerate over being a bill cosby style rapist
im offended tbh.
▶ 3bad13 (4) No.119615>>119620 >>119621 >>119622 >>119623 >>119628
>>119588
So nothing lewd? How about going to another board here to post something? For research purposes. Not doxxing, just to see if you're fuggable tbh.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119616
>>119613
>straight to a trade from secondary school
thats fair, im far from typical though, i gave up a cushy managerial office job to get back on the tools.
▶ 222405 (9) No.119617>>119625
>>119610
>yep, i love me some daterape ale tbh
Your words lad, not mine :^)
▶ 7766db (81) No.119618
I like examining pretty womens facial features. It sort of turns me on tbh, especially looking sideways.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119619
>>119610
A book with a cover out of drk skin is indeed disgusting
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119620
>>119615
smooth lad real smooth
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119622
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119623>>119624 >>119627 >>119628 >>119629
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Nige soon.
>>119611
I assume so since Westmonster is fairly recent itself.
>>119613
I'm implying that you should watch your arse around some of these lads, especially if Alberto comes back again.
>>119614
Sorry lad, it's just the way your phrased it seemed to imply that you'd tested it.
>>119615
I haven't posted anything since I showed off my fingerless gloves. BumBum posted one of my pictures on /b/ while impersonating me but I've never posted myself anywhere else.
▶ f6a006 (38) No.119624
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119626
>>119610
I hope the NHS helps lad. Resin can be real nasty for skin
▶ 3bad13 (4) No.119627>>119631
>>119623
Make a bread on /b/ now, lass. I'll look for you.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119629
>>119623
Oh yeah. Just not sure how well pushing Brexit like that will work as an election tactic now.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119630>>119632 >>119635
>tfw been a lazy shit recently
>tfw lame sixth form reunion coming back up
>tfw eaten too much recently as well
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119631>>119634
>>119627
No way, you'll have to find them yourself because I don't intend to post any of those lewds again. I deleted the worst one to make sure I wouldn't be tempted by it.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119632>>119633
>>119630
>sixth form reuinion
whats the point
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119633
>>119632
Some of our group went to sixth forms in different counties tbh so it's a chance to bring them back or whatever.
▶ 3bad13 (4) No.119634>>119638
>>119631
Wew where do I find any? Come on lass, throw me a boner.
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119635>>119641
>>119630
Haven't you just left sixth form
▶ 7766db (81) No.119636>>119637 >>119639
>tfw no skinny blue eyed black hair but with a non snub nose gf
▶ 6300be (47) No.119637
>>119636
>tfw this describes several exs pretty well
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119639>>119642
>>119636
>>119636
>tfw no THICC muscular blue eyed black hair gf
What's a snub nose?
▶ 855d5a (23) No.119640>>119643
>>119638
does it have a penis
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119641
▶ 7766db (81) No.119642>>119644
>>119639
why cant you just image search it boi
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119644>>119645
▶ 7766db (81) No.119645>>119647 >>119649 >>119650
>>119644
like an upturned nose
i dislike upturned noses tbh
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119647>>119648
>>119645
but lad… I have an upturned nose…
▶ 7766db (81) No.119648>>119653
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119649>>119651
>>119645
I like upturned noses, they make people look like pixies. I knew a girl who had a really pointed upturned nose.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119651>>119652 >>119654
>>119649
I associate them with low intelligence, tbh.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119652
>>119651
*analyzes all the birds ive met*
BY JOVE I THINK HES RIGHT
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119654>>119655
>>119651
Sure she was a bit of a ditz but the nose was highly aesthetic. I wish I had one like that.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119655>>119657
>>119654
stupid soft snownigger nose vs strong aquiline masculine nose
pick one and only one
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119657>>119658
>>119655
So is this the source of your ((())) fetish? It's because you like big shnozes?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119658>>119660
>>119657
I only like white looking jews tbh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119659>>119747
aaaaaaaahhhh samantha im sorry!
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119660>>119661 >>119663
>>119658
You have a lot of weird fetishes lad. Maybe you shouldn't let your dick think for you.
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119661>>119662
>>119660
Didn't you once try convincing us all of the virtues of BDSM
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119662>>119664
>>119661
BDSM is fairly tame compared to chasing alpha jewesses.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119663
▶ 7766db (81) No.119664>>119666
>>119662
not taking advice from you ever again mr homo
▶ 2882bf (4) No.119665>>119672
if that rave lad is still around would he mind posting some UK tracks, there was one that had like 100 views that I'm trying to find
sounds a lot like the slav hard bass school stuf
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119666>>119667 >>119668 >>119669 >>119670
>>119664
>not enjoying BDSM
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119667
▶ 7766db (81) No.119668
>>119666
Don't make me filter you faggot
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119669
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119670>>119671
>>119666
I'm with neo on this one tbh
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119671>>119674
▶ 6300be (47) No.119672>>119678
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>>119665
>rave lad
>100 views
*assumes you mean me*
was it this or different?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119673>>119675
>tfw will probably never ever see her again
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119674>>119677 >>119679
>>119671
Every real girl's into it too tbh. Get with the times hombre
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119675>>119676
>>119673
you shouldve asked for her snapchat lad
▶ 7766db (81) No.119676>>119681
>>119675
she mightve been too old for snapchat, do 30 year olds do snapchat?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119677>>119681
>>119674
>real girls
>into bdsm
surely gentle tying up isnt bdsm though?
▶ 2882bf (4) No.119678>>119684
>>119672
hiya, nah not that one, was a DJ somebody or other, though Ill likely not find the exact one as there are millions upon millions.
Was a DJ somebody, 90s very hardcore, very cheesey, had smiley faces on it
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119679>>119681
>>119674
That doesn't mean I have to be into it
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119681>>119682 >>119683 >>119686
>>119676
hmmm. /probably not/ but that means number wouldve worked. I think old business types have whatsapp.
>>119677
I was going more off the domination and s&m angles. hairpulling and choking ect. Wouldn't know about bondage.
>>119679
disappointed tbh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119682>>119685
>>119681
she wanted me to take her to the clubs in town but i couldnt ahhhhhhh
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119683>>119685
>>119681
I just don't get it
▶ 6300be (47) No.119684
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>>119678
hmmmm, this maybe? i dont have a good memory for the image that goes with the song tbf.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119685>>119687 >>119688
>>119682
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Oh well. We've all bottled it at one point. Now you'll remember this time the next time you fancy a girl. Unless you can somehow get back in contact?
>>119683
Well from what I understand, it's usually something that has to be tried before understood. Maybe get rough on your next chinky lass and see if you like it?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119686>>119688 >>119693
>>119681
oh i see, yeah thats normal, wouldnt classify that as s&m though.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119687>>119693
>>119685
nah she lives in milton keynes but at least she hates pakis
I could probably hunt her down with some info she gave me but thats autistic and creepy
its the only time i distinctively remember a girl liking me upfront (outside of over 40 used up women)
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119688>>119690 >>119693
>>119686
>>119685
Yeah, what do you even mean by BDSM
▶ 6300be (47) No.119690
>>119688
by my definition BDSM involves specialized equipment, anything else is just adventurous sex.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119691
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>tfw no wholesome piano riff dance music anymore
▶ 6300be (47) No.119692
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>tfw no minimalist non-conceptual synth production
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119693>>119695
>>119686
I mean, it is pretty normal. But I would personally characterise it as D and probably S&M. I'm sure that if a girls down to be choked she's surely down to be bound?
>>119688
Choking, hair pulling, throwing about, maybe slapping about a bit. I see BDSM as B, D, S&M opposed to it all being one thing.
>>119687
Oh well. Like I say lad, remember this time. Let it spurn you on the next time you consider not going out with a girl ye?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119694
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>no modern experimental hardcore
▶ 7766db (81) No.119695>>119696 >>119697
>>119693
If only I was able to get an opportunity to even interact with a girl
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119696>>119697
>>119695
Go clubbing.
Tbh lad there are girls everywhere. Librarys, coffee shops, pubs, /newbrit/ meetups, anywhere really. All it takes is some sack to approach and a bit of charm to hook
▶ 6300be (47) No.119697>>119698 >>119699
>>119695
>>119696
/newbrit/ wingman evening for dorset when?
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119698>>119699 >>119700
>>119697
That would be entertaining to watch
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119699>>119702
>>119697
ASAP sounds like
>>119698
Lad you're not watching. You'll be doing it too
▶ 6300be (47) No.119700>>119702
>>119698
you can be quiet lad, that same evening we will be getting you a chinky whore.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119701
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119702>>119703
>>119700
>>119699
Forgot about that
▶ 6300be (47) No.119703>>119704 >>119708
>>119702
>tfw the night ends in the arrest or hospitalization of several posters and leaves you with untreatable gonorrhea
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119704>>119705 >>119706 >>119710
>>119703
I think we'd all just get arrested at the agreed point of meeting.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119706>>119707
>>119704
the conditioning is strong with this one.
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119707>>119709
>>119706
I just don't think a meetup would be a good idea
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119708
▶ 6300be (47) No.119709>>119711
>>119707
fair enough lad, that is a prudent outlook.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119711>>119713
>>119709
Not safe meeting you, lad. You beat up people who agree with you
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119712>>119714 >>119717
>blisters on my feet
Should have worn in my sandals a bit more first.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119713>>119714
>>119711
kek, i wouldnt want to meet me either tbf.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119714>>119715 >>119716
>>119712
Wew. How did you manage that, lass?
>>119713
Should mirrors fear you too?
▶ 6300be (47) No.119715>>119720
>>119714
>should mirrors fear me as well
>as well
reeeeeee as well as what
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119716>>119720
>>119714
I guess part of the sandal was rubbing on my walk but I only noticed the swelling just now.
I popped one and the tightness is gone but now I have a sharp stabbing pain there instead.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119717>>119718
>>119712
>sandals
surely socks prevent the blisters?
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119718>>119719 >>119720 >>119721
>>119717
They're new. Maybe I had them done up too tight.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119719
>>119718
oi u slimey little pooofter
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119720
>>119715
as well as people who agree with you
>>119716
Jesus. Can't remember the last time I had something like that.
>>119718
probably
▶ 6300be (47) No.119721>>119723
>>119718
oh right. I did explain it lad, it was about his actions towards me being over and above the limit of my violence-suppression, not because he agreed with me. If he hadnt knocked my pint over and pushed me i would have laughed it off.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119722>>119726 >>119739
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>tfw your kids wants to play dress up and you encourage them to lop it off
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119723>>119724 >>119725 >>119727
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119724>>119726
>>119723
Him giving a (You) to the wrong person smh
▶ b53262 (53) No.119725>>119726
>>119723
He said he voted Labour and a goodlad in a pub wanted to beat him up over it.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119726>>119745
>>119722
It's crazy that when you just stop oppressing children by assigning them genders, that they discover that they're agender or trans. It really shows you how far behind we are from progressive countries like Sweden. There's definitely nothing else going on under the scenes.
>>119724
We all do it every now and again lad.
>>119725
I see I see. Fair enough I suppose
▶ 6300be (47) No.119727>>119728 >>119729 >>119730
>>119723
… i was watching the tony blair film and had an exchange with a bloke in which i ironicly claimed he should accept and be happy about our replacement by the brown hordes, he took significant offense and knocked my fresh pint over and pushed me out of the pub, and then a bit down the road. Had a bit of a scrap with him, legged it when a car drove past slowly.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119729>>119731
>>119727
was he an autist or low IQ with mantits?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119730>>119733
>>119727
This is why we have to do boxing tbh
▶ 6300be (47) No.119731>>119732
>>119729
he had a nice shirt and looked like a manager or something, a bit like al murray but less posh.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119732>>119734
>>119731
didnt you try explaining to him that you were joking? or was it too late by then since he made you angry
▶ 6300be (47) No.119733>>119737
>>119730
tbh. its nice to be able to take a few punches and keep swinging.
▶ 6300be (47) No.119734>>119735
>>119732
my pint hit the floor and he shoved me, there was no way that talking would resolve that. and some lads i knew were there, didnt want to back down in public
▶ 7766db (81) No.119735>>119738
>>119734
kind of a dickish move regardless tbh, was he too dumb to figure out you were joking?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119737
>>119733
Yeah. I'd love to do it if I could, but prices too fucking high in my area. Can't do until I have an income
▶ 6300be (47) No.119738>>119740
>>119735
i was watching a film about the based centrist himself and told him he was a bigit for voting tory. irony + alcohol = misinterpretation, lesson learned tbh.
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119739>>119742
>>119722
[Dilation Intensifies]
▶ b53262 (53) No.119740>>119741
>>119738
>voting tory
The lad needed beating up tbh
▶ 6300be (47) No.119741
>>119740
but he definitely got the angriest about immigration, an alt-rightist :^) is just a redpilled paleo-tory tbh.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119742>>119761 >>119767
>>119739
>With recent victories for the trans rights movement and more young people defining as something other than “male” or “female” than ever before, VICE host Amelia Abraham goes to Sweden - the world’s most forward thinking country when it comes to questioning gender - to find out what it’s like to grow up without the gender binary.
The insanity and cruelty of it. Makes me teary-eyed tbh.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119745>>119749
>>119726
>It's crazy that when you just stop oppressing children by assigning them genders, that they discover that they're agender or trans. It really shows you how far behind we are from progressive countries like Sweden. There's definitely nothing else going on under the scenes.
Yeah of course, has nothing to do with impressionable little children being exposed to this in nursery and again and again until they're done with school.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119746>>119748
i hate the feeling when im tired at that makes me feel like I cant do anything, but I wont be able to sleep
▶ d78c06 (3) No.119747>>119750 >>119761
lotta gay anime here smh
>>119253
I squeeze the teabag with a little fork so i'm safe
>>119659
?
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119748>>119750
>>119746
you need more vitamin d lad.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119749>>119756
>>119745
Noooooooo never. Not just in nursery I bet, they probably go through it at home. I wonder what % of kids typically go for this shit. I wonder what happens to the rebels that accept their sex and bully the trans kids. Interesting stuff, but pretty sinister overall.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119750>>119751 >>119752
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▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119752>>119754
>>119750
>perhaps
GO OUTSIDE MORE OFTEN
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119753>>119758 >>119766
reeeee mummy feeds me too much I NEED TO EAT LESS GODDAMNIT
▶ 7766db (81) No.119754>>119755
>>119751
read my posts boi
some qt woman who ill probs never see again
>>119752
YES SIR
▶ d78c06 (3) No.119755>>119757
>>119754
awww okay, just a coincidence then..
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119756
>>119749
Given that it's Sweden I think most of them will end up being thrown from buildings.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119757
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119758
>>119753
i think that's one of the things that causes obesity tbh smh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119759>>119760 >>119764 >>119769
I'm just going to tell the next girl I see that I like, that I want to cum inside her.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119760>>119762
>>119759
sounds lile a bad idea lad
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119761>>119763
>>119742
>VICE host (((Amelia Abraham)))
Life is beyond parody at this point.
>>119747
Who are you lad/lass?
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▶ 566d34 (43) No.119763>>119770
>>119761
STOP POSTING ASTOLFO
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119764
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119765>>119768
>>119762
doubt it will have its intended effect tbh
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119766>>119786
>>119753
You just need to run more tbh
▶ 7766db (81) No.119768>>119773
>>119765
They wont have a choice.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119769>>119772
>>119759
I'm sure there's a nice middle ground somewhere between not talking to a girl and telling them you want to cum in them
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119770>>119771 >>119778
>>119763
What's that, you want me to post more Astolfo?
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119771
▶ 7766db (81) No.119772>>119774 >>119776
>>119769
Doubt it. Be a complete dominating alpha or nothing
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119773>>119775
>>119768
>dorshit is a rapist
reeeee
▶ b53262 (53) No.119774
>>119772
>a complete dominating alpha
Just don't go full Somali, lad.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119775
>>119773
But it's not rape if they submit willingly.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119776>>119777
>>119772
I guess that sounds about right lad. Good luck in the clubs
▶ 7766db (81) No.119777>>119779
>>119776
why would I waste time on ugly thots in clubs?
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119778>>119781
>>119770
ahhh you can see her nips
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119779>>119780
>>119777
Ok ok, so where exactly are you going to do this?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119780>>119784 >>119785
>>119779
Wherever I encounter someone I want.
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119781>>119782 >>119788
>>119778
They might not be much to look at but she has high expectations for the future.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119783>>119787
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119784>>119789
>>119780
>dorshit goes to tescos
>in the frozen food isle
>sees a qt lass struggling to get a box off the top shelf of a freezer
>lookaround.jpg
>walks behind her
>whispers 'im going to cum inside you' into her ear
>she jumps in fright and headbutts him accidentally
>dorshit hits the floor with a broken nose
>the qt runs off screaming
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119785>>119789
>>119780
Fair play. You off to the bank then lad?
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119786>>119791
>>119766
I'm trying, but I need more strength as well.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119787
>>119783
im afraid ive only got spanish glasses *braying laugh*
▶ 7766db (81) No.119789>>119790 >>119792
>>119785
Soon
>>119784
More like she would look at me, start quivering, and say "c-can you h-help me?"
then I would help her, grab her arm and reach to the top shelf, all the while whispering in her ear how beautiful she was, how admirable and how I would strive to do all in my power to attain her love, and tell her I would then ejaculate in side her, creating a strong child
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119790>>119794
>>119789
are you trying to court a 15th century maiden?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119791>>119793 >>119797
>>119786
If you're actively training to get stronger you can expect to get a little chubby laddo
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119792
>>119789
Have fun with that lad
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119793>>119796
>>119791
>actively training…expect to get chubby
only if you drink the fat shakes lad.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119794>>119795
>>119790
You decide, not up to me, a pretty woman is a pretty woman, and she must be told so in a certain manner.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119795>>119800
>>119794
>must be told so in a certain manner
in the manner of a dark-age knight of the realm?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119796>>119805
>>119793
You gotta eat a calorie surplus to build muscle fam. I think it caps out at about 300 or so calories past maintenance lad.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119797>>119801
>>119791
That's different from mummy trying to feed me when I'm trying to eat less on the days I don't physically exert myself.
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119798>>119799
>>119788
I'm sure Astolfo was hoping to use magic rather than (((modern medicine))).
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119799>>119803
▶ 7766db (81) No.119800
>>119795
It is a necessity
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119801>>119808
>>119797
lad it's more important to eat on the days you don't physically exert yourself. That's when your body is growing and repairing.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119802>>119804 >>119810
Modern marshmallow manufacturing is now highly automated, and has been since the early 1950s when the extrusion process was first developed. Numerous improvements and advancements now allow for production of thousands of pounds of marshmallow a day.[6] Today, the marshmallow consists of four components. These are sugar, water, air, and a whipping agent (usually a protein).
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119803
>>119799
This is only the beginning lad, I haven't even started farming the episodes for reaction images yet.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119804>>119806
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119805>>119810
>>119796
it is possible to build.muscle and lose weight though lad, maintenance refers to maintaining a body weight iirc?
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119806
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119807>>119809 >>119811 >>119812
France YES ! Anyone convicted for illegal opinions not allowed to run for office for 10 years
>French ADL proudly announces that french parliament voted successfully on the bill forbidding any citizen to run for office for 10 years if convicted for xenophobic, antisemitic or sexist opinions.
How is this allowed?
http://www.licra.org/communique-ineligibilite-des-racistes-et-des-antisemites-les-deputes-ont-dit-oui/
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119808>>119814
>>119801
Lad I'm pretty sure I eat enough, excess is wasteful.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119809>>119816
>>119807
>convicted
>opinion
this is not possible, thats a thought crime.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119810>>119818 >>119821
>>119802
I always think about how they make wotzits and those types of crisps. They're just flavoured crispy foams right? I might look up the process later
>>119805
It does yes.
It is possible to build muscle while losing weight up until a certain point. But that certain point is very early into strength training. I doubt he'd manage to get a deadlift twice his bodyweight on a calorie deficit. The deficit would at least have to be very small.
Unless you've heard different? Bad nutrition certainlt held me back when I used to gym
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119811
>>119807
Any debauchery is possible when you live in a republic.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119812>>119816
>>119807
>convicted for xenophobic, antisemitic or sexist opinions
>convicted
>for opinions
This is a translation error, right?
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119813>>119815
*sings drunkenly*
There ant no place like Sussex,
Until ye goos above,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119814>>119817
>>119808
Enough means different things to different people. Ought to check what your maintenance on a calorie counting app if you wanna get buff lad.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119815>>119823
>>119813
what didee meen by this
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119816
>>119812
>>119809
I don't know. Could try reading the article to see if it's an error
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119817>>119820
>>119814
I'd rather not get fat if I'm not doing enough exercise to counteract how much I eat
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119818>>119835
>>119810
>It is possible to build muscle while losing weight up until a certain point. But that certain point is very early into strength training
Always heard this. People can maintain strength while losing fat, but even then they will usually lose some strength as well.
▶ 7766db (81) No.119819>>119822 >>119828
Another year nearly gone. It's time to change.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119820
>>119817
Fair enough. You do you brother
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119821>>119835
>>119810
im only going by my own experience tbh. its probably true that to do specifically increasing skill lifts requires exponential protein and carb input.
>tfw definitely couldnt deadlift twice my body weight but could probably carry it over my shoulder
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119823>>119838
>>119815
Some folks as come to Sussex,
They reckons as they know -
A durn sight better what to do
Than simple folks, like me and you,
Could possibly suppose.
But them as comes to Sussex,
They mustn't push and shove,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
Mus Wilfred come to Sussex,
Us heaved a stone at he,
Because he reckoned he could teach
Our Sussex fishers how to reach
The fishes in the sea.
But when he dwelt among us,
Us gave un land and luv,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv!
All folks as come to Sussex
Must follow Sussex ways -
And when they've larned to know us well,
There's no place else they'll wish to dwell
In all their blessed days -
There ant no place like Sussex,
Until ye goos above,
For Sussex will be Sussex,
And Sussex won't be druv.
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119825>>119830 >>119837
>>119824
What happened lad.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119826>>119837
>>119824
life is strife lad cmon this is 101 stuff lad
▶ c63e3a (3) No.119827
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119828
>>119819
heres to the next 12 months
▶ 7766db (81) No.119829>>119837
>>119824
Because if it was easy we'd be a bunch of pansies
▶ b53262 (53) No.119830>>119833 >>119834
>>119825
>tfw no chinese stalker gf to squat around a campfire and drink vodka with
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119831>>119837
>>119824
to harden your heart and give you the stiff upper lip of a true englishman, so that when the time comes you may strike at the enemies heart without fear or flinching.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119832>>119837
>>119824
All alone in the UK again, poor lad
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119834>>119843
>>119830
>Tfw no stalker friends to stalker with whilst stalking in the zone
One part of me really wishes the Zone was real and I could bum about like a loner and all day until i get killed by a bandit or a bloodsucker or just finally give in to radiation poisoning.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119835>>119836 >>119842
>>119818
You can do that more so with ketogenic diets. And it should noted, maintaining strength is A LOT different to building strength.
>>119821
It can depend on the rate of progress you go for while combating the a culmination of fatigue. I'm wouldn't know how you got strong, but a lot of farmers boys, who are stronger than me, got strong over long periods of time. So they might've been losing or gaining weight at different points in that time. But weight training is one of *the most* stressful things for our bodies so calories become quite important.
▶ 9556f8 (57) No.119836>>119845
>>119835
>And it should noted, maintaining strength is A LOT different to building strength.
How?
▶ 0aa5c5 (4) No.119837>>119839 >>119841 >>119844 >>119851
>>119825
My parents are being cunts or maybe they're being good to me and trying to stop me from doing stupid things
>>119826
Of course I know lad
>>119829
Good explanation
If I end up homeless and destitute I'll keep this in mind
>>119831
Yes this also I guess
>>119832
Wasn't actually talking about that I do miss her though
▶ 7766db (81) No.119838
>>119823
>tfw not well read in local poetry
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119839>>119847
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>119837
What dumb stuff are you trying to do lad?
▶ 566d34 (43) No.119841>>119847
>>119837
>or maybe they're being good to me and trying to stop me from doing stupid things
Don't do anything stupid lad.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119842>>119848
>>119835
>rate of progress
yeah i guess so, its obviously bad to not supply your body with enough energy to do your workouts.
>farm boys
exactly, though i realise its a different sort of muscle or combination of muscles; a gym rat might bench 100kg but struggle with 2 bags of sand up a ladder that a wiry old bloke does 20 times a day, and vice-versa of course.
▶ b53262 (53) No.119843>>119846
>>119834
>ywn leave the starting village and walk down the road straight into the military cordon
Why even live?
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119844>>119847
>>119837
*gazes into crystal ball**
dont make rash choices over a bird lad, and certainly dont fall out with your parents over one.
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119845
>>119836
Once you get strength it'll stay with you forever. The word is "permanent adaption" I think. Even if you starved in Iraq for 2 years and lost it all, it'd come right back once you started training again. However building strength involves pushing your body past what it has adapted to. It challenges not just the muscles but also you central nervous system. So essentially maintaining strength is easier because it's a permanent adaption, but building involves pushing into new territory. This means you'd need more calories and protein to build than you would to maintain.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119846>>119861
>>119843
Did you actually do that lad?
▶ 0aa5c5 (4) No.119847>>119849 >>119850 >>119852
>>119839
>>119841
I don't think I'm being stupid really
It's subjective maybe
>>119844
Its not really to do with her lad
Don't give me ideas though
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119848
>>119842
I glad you understood what I said there it was my worst post in awhile, english wise.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119849>>119853
>>119847
>not really
oh okay dont believe you. still dont fall out with your parents. Can you not move out?
▶ 7766db (81) No.119850>>119853 >>119854
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119851>>119853
>>119837
This isn't a good look lad. When your parents tell you, that you can't go camping with the boys you just gotta deal.
▶ 32a2a4 (46) No.119852>>119853 >>119854
>>119847
See with these things you have to tell us instead of being vague about it. t. vague-ist man in the world.
▶ 0aa5c5 (4) No.119853>>119855 >>119857 >>119860
Also sorry I can't add the Cornwall flag atm there's an error
>>119849
>dont fall out with your parents
I try not to. I think they'll calm down soon hopefully.
>Can you not move out?
Pretty much what we're arguing about. tl;dr I want to but they say no
>>119850
>>119852
It basically boils down to me wanting to move out and find a job and house or something. If only temporarily
>>119851
They're really overprotective though, they smother me and if I don't break free my life could be fucked up. I don't want to still be living at home in my 30s.
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119854
▶ 7766db (81) No.119855
>>119853
Why are they refusing to let you move out? Why not find a job first?
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119856>>119863
Lads help I think I'm stroking out, my english is getting really bad.
It's this damn post box, it fucks with my eyes ffs
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119857
>>119853
>they say no
but youre an adult, they have no grounds to argue that unless they are paying for something for you.
▶ c63e3a (3) No.119858
SHE CAME FROM GREECE SHE HAD A THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE
▶ 48b5b3 (45) No.119859
▶ b9d3a8 (72) No.119860
>>119853
Why don't you tell us what the problem is in full so all your friendly internet friends can call you dumb too
▶ b53262 (53) No.119861
>>119846
I like to live supidly
▶ 8d7a58 (25) No.119863
>>119856
>stroke
FAST
Face: has it fallen
Arms: can they raise them
Speech: is their speech slurred
Time: Call an ambulance immediately
▶ c63e3a (3) No.120024>>120029
Lads might just go full drunk for about two weeks and then off myself
▶ c00d65 (1) No.120029
>>120024
probs not the best idea fam