74c5d7 No.111909
>only two pictures of him on danbooru so far
>both require (((gold membership))) to see
129ffd No.111915
>>111901
wewlad, new that's the sort of thing that could end up in the news. Hope you didn't leave any fingerprints
610ad0 No.111916
129ffd No.111917
>But the NHS came 10th on healthcare outcomes, a category that measures how successful treatment has been
hmm
087a8e No.111918
Thanks, lass
>>111905
>BBC: Schools Must Hire 70,000 Extra Non-White Teachers to Reflect Pupil Demographics
Jesus CHRIST.
74c5d7 No.111919
If Wessex is already a watch list and his neighbors receive an antisemitic hate meme then his house will be the first place the police visit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
eeaae9 No.111920
610ad0 No.111921
>>111919
tbh. This is actually a crime and therefore I cannot endorse it.
eeaae9 No.111922
Don't tell me he actually did that
610ad0 No.111923
>>111922
I hope he was just memieing tbh.
129ffd No.111926
>>111905
>Welsh Politicians Spend Thousands Chartering Planes to Watch Football
>Football
>FOOTBALL
087a8e No.111927
>>111924
It's your fault. You radicalised him!
74c5d7 No.111928
>>111927
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they'll find our board over what was supposed to be a harmless prank.
610ad0 No.111929
>>111927
>wessex gets busted
>they look at his history
>we all get v& within 24 hours
eeaae9 No.111930
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80f5b6 No.111931
>>111929
I haven't made any racially insensitive comments since I moved to this board.
087a8e No.111932
>>111928
Can't wait for them to get a real agent to come here
610ad0 No.111933
>>111931
>racially insensitive
understatement of the century there lad.
eeaae9 No.111934
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just direct them to druidpol
70de83 No.111935
>>111932
>agent has to gayismpost to fit in
>ends up going insane
74c5d7 No.111936
I know some of you have porn folders so you'd better all delete them in case the police want a look-see.
70de83 No.111937
>>111934
>implying they dont run it already
thanks lad, I guess.
>>111936
>tfw no porn folders
eeaae9 No.111938
let it never be said that I didnt try to stop him
>>111856
129ffd No.111939
>>111936
Why would that be of interest to them? To fine us for violating copyright?
087a8e No.111940
>>111935
we'll gayify them and it'll spread through their entire HQs, little do they know it's all ironic
>>111936
I think they'll be able to get it even if you delete it or shredder it.
70de83 No.111941
>>111939
they will tell your nan that you like traps, lad.
129ffd No.111942
>>111941
Good thing I don't tbh I do have other immoral fetishes though
426d1b No.111943
eeaae9 No.111944
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70de83 No.111945
087a8e No.111946
>>111943
>first I find literally Hitler's book in your room and now you encourage antisemitism online? smh your computer privileges are hereby withdrawn!
You'll be working in the garden camp for months, lass
70de83 No.111947
>deliveroo driver got melty-faced last night
WE MUST PROTECT THE GIG ECONOMY
t. May
087a8e No.111948
>Astolfo is getting married
129ffd No.111950
>>111940
GCHQ is probably already filled with gayists tbh
70de83 No.111951
>>111950
oh yeah that fag-spy 'shut himself into a suitcase' didnt he
74c5d7 No.111952
OH GOD WESSEX SAY SOMETHING
>>111943
Don't panic lass, we're probably safe. It would be funny to see BBC News scrolling through our threads though.
>>111948
That's the fourth picture I've seen of Astolfo. I wonder who the husband is.
129ffd No.111953
>>111951
Talking in such a way about are Gareth
eeaae9 No.111954
>>111952
>OH GOD WESSEX SAY SOMETHING
He was v& delivering the letter
RIP
087a8e No.111955
>>111952
>OH GOD WESSEX SAY SOMETHING
They preemptively tasered him since they knew of his dangerous past
74c5d7 No.111956
>>111954
What will /brit/ say when they find out /newbrit/ is getting v& over a jew meme.
70de83 No.111957
>>111955
>are resident agent pushed the button and he got tugged as soon as he opened his front door
129ffd No.111958
>>111956
They'll call daft gay trap lovers
74c5d7 No.111959
>>111958
And they'd probably be right too, aaaahhh. At least we'll be more famous than them when we're on the telly tonight.
70de83 No.111960
>>111959
>probably be right
Speak for yourself tbh.
087a8e No.111961
>>111959
>And they'd probably be right too
We all hate homos, lass. Is there anything you want to tell us?
70de83 No.111962
RAVENS CAN PLAN AHEAD LIKE APES AND HUMANS
unlike wessex
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170713155021.htm
>Despite previous research that indicates such behaviors are unique to humans and great apes, a new study shows that ravens, too, can plan ahead for different types of events , and further, that they are willing to forgo an immediate reward in order to gain a better one in the future.
c0fd75 No.111963
Hullo lads
Is there a film tonight?
74c5d7 No.111964
>>111960
Oh o-okay lad.
>>111961
N-no, I guess we're all straight here after all.
087a8e No.111966
>>111963
Hullo lad
forgot the poll, but I have three films to pick from, Apocalypto, Zulu and Conan(1982)
15948a No.111970
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c0fd75 No.111971
70de83 No.111972
>cash transactions being phased out
REEEEEEEEEE NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
70de83 No.111974
>>111973
lbc discussing it
ec565e No.111975
Just went shopping for Daddy, it's so weird seeing old classmates/relatives work in the shops around town, makes me feel a bit guilty
>tfw they ask what I've been up to since school
h-haha y'know, not much
>>111944
>>111945
I don't want us to get vaaanned
>>111946
top kek
Daddy tovarish please have mercy I'm just getting into the mind of the enemy
>>111952
I hope so.. Wessex has vanished ahhh. That would be pretty funny, I remember them doing an article on 8ch/pol/ like last year when they first discovered the "alt-right" online that was so funny
70de83 No.111976
>>111975
it was nice posting with you ladds.
129ffd No.111977
>>111972
Saw a headline about that the other day. Don't see how it's feasible tbh
70de83 No.111978
>>111975
>what have you been up to since school
>not much
dont you get bored?
129ffd No.111979
70de83 No.111981
>>111977
hope not lad, I love me some buried hard currency tbh.
74c5d7 No.111982
>>111975
Don't feel bad about escaping wage slavery lass, those friends are probably having a miserable time. You'll know when the right opportunity comes along.
>That would be pretty funny, I remember them doing an article on 8ch/pol/ like last year when they first discovered the "alt-right" online that was so funny
We would be heroes. Our trips, flags and words will be seen by millions of people.
>>111979
>50 minutes ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
15948a No.111983
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>>111979
That could have potentially hurt someone's feelings
129ffd No.111984
>>111981
They can't stop us from using gold or bitcoins, can they?
087a8e No.111985
>>111979
WEW
>>111975
>Daddy tovarish please have mercy I'm just getting into the mind of the enemy
You'll have to sell us out, lass.
70de83 No.111986
>>111984
Cant stop us using cash either lad, all currency is a memie in general.
95673f No.111987
how do you do fellow nazis, it's me, West Sex.
*escapes unscathed*
wew no lads I didn't put it through my neighbour's box I'm not that much of a dafty, it's being burnt as an offering on the 22nd probably, I got called away to play bad video games again
>>111972
don't you want a cashless future goy?
here goy, a hip new bodymod to put in your wrist that lets you pay for everything
don't want it goy? prison for you.
*actually happening in Sweden, there's that company that forces employees to get the mark of the beast implant.
70de83 No.111988
087a8e No.111989
129ffd No.111990
>>111986
Yeah but if our cash money stops being legal tender it will have no value (except for to collectors, but there aren't very many unique coins or notes).
>tfw you wake up in a cashless society but instead of Star Trek it's the capitalist endgame where "your" money is all held on your behalf by a multinational corporate monopoly who charges interest for the service
70de83 No.111991
>>111990
>stops being legal tender
hard to stop that tbh lad, i gave a lad a bundle of old fivers yesterday, he was happy with them.
15948a No.111992
>>111972
Didn't poo land do it
95673f No.111993
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>you will never cook traditional european meals with her
ahhh
70de83 No.111994
>>111992
reportedly so.
>tfw we have to start using yank currency to commit minor crimes
70de83 No.111995
15948a No.111996
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80f5b6 No.111997
Lads, Lasses,
I have a question. How should I advise someone to fully dump their online bf?
The lass in particular doesn't like that's he's a single dad from another island and says she can't accept it. He's being clingy despite never having met. I want to be subtle so that I can't be accused of being a hater.
95673f No.111998
>>111995
hard to say, she maintains that angle throughout the entire video.
she's just an autistic eastern european who did cooking but took the red pill
>>111996
you have no right to talk you miscegenating mongoloid
>>111997
pay the SEAmonkey man to fuck off with a £10 note
70de83 No.111999
>>111997
>online bf
what the fuck lad sort it out
ec565e No.112000
>>111972
Big brother is watching you buy ciggies
>>111978
I did go to 6th and college so at least it hasn't been that long doing not much..
>>111979
WEW
>>111982
Tru lass I don't want that, especially when you have to work so hard for so little these days. It does seem comfy to work in a family owned greengrocers/butchers though.
>We would be heroes. Our trips, flags and words will be seen by millions of people.
ETERNAL FAME AND GLORY TO /NEWBRIT/
>>111985
I can't do that lad.. I'll work in the gulag so that newbrit may be free
70de83 No.112001
>>111998
>hard to say
its not, shes plain at best.
15948a No.112002
>>111998
>you have no right to talk you miscegenating mongoloid
rude
95673f No.112003
>>112001
nothing wrong with plain tbh
>>112002
but true
129ffd No.112004
>>111998
>miscegenating mongoloid
That's not really an insult tbh, mongoloids are his cup of tea
70de83 No.112005
>>112000
nice millenium trips.
>watching me buy ciggies
good I pay cash for untaxed tobacco :^)
70de83 No.112006
>>112003
>nothing wrong with plain
nothing right either lad.
15948a No.112007
>>112003
>nothing wrong with plain tbh
mediocrity is no guarantee of safety.
129ffd No.112008
>>111993
Looks like a homely autistic lass tbh
ec565e No.112009
Acid attacks: ministers consider restricting sales of corrosive liquids
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/14/acid-attacks-minister-to-examine-restrictions-on-sale-of-products
JUST BAN EVERYTHING! ITS NOT LIKE A CERTAIN TYPE OF PERSON IS USING IT TO ATTACK PEOPLE, A CERTAIN TYPE OF PERSON THAT SHOULDN'T BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
80f5b6 No.112010
>>111998
I haven't doxxed him and imperium lass is rich and he is aware of that.
>>111999
I tried explaining this subtly to her by saying they'd never even met but I think being more overt about that won't work.
70de83 No.112011
>>112010
you shouldnt associate with people that have online relationships lad.
95673f No.112012
>>112006
>>112007
better plain and moral than attractive and whorish tbh, seems like a truism for plainer girls to be more womanly and into cooking etc, rather have that than a good set of jubblies
not a guarantee of safety but surely better than a fake blonde who wears high heels or the like
>>112008
that's the appeal tbh
>>112010
forward his dating profile to the phillipino counter-terrorist unit with the assurance that he is a drug-dealing islamic terrorist
70de83 No.112013
>>112009
drain cleaner is an integral ingredient in Methamphetamine synthesis, Im balls deep in some conspiracy theorizing as we speak.
95673f No.112014
time to cook
spinach, mushroom, onion and chorizo pasta.. thing, tonight.
70de83 No.112015
>>112012
Nice strawwoman/false comparison lad.
ec565e No.112016
>>112013
the gov want to stop people making meth? I do too tbh
>>112014
sounds yummy lad, get it in time for film friday.
74c5d7 No.112017
Brit Who Fought Alongside Russian Nationalists Jailed for 5 Years for ‘Terrorism’
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/14/brit-fought-alongside-russian-nationalists-jailed-5-years-terrorism/
Poor lad. I wonder if they're this quick at picking up returning jihadists.
15948a No.112019
>>112018
is it a dolphin in a bathtub
70de83 No.112020
>>112016
quite the reverse lad, mark my words, meth importation busts from abroad will significantly increase, and there is probably a foreign regime (china?) being propped up by british amphetamine imports. Likely this will all link to increased police budgets, to circumvent admitting that migrants cause more crime. Need a few more drinks before I get to the bottom of this.
ec565e No.112021
>>112018
Acid is too easy to obtain, any delinquent can walk into a shop, buy a bottle of acid and commit crime.
>>112020
wew that's something.. I heard NK sells a lot of meth
15948a No.112022
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74c5d7 No.112023
>>112022
Those are some weirdly proportioned nails.
70de83 No.112024
>>112023
[sherlock holmes intensifies]
she chewed them as a child and stopped at 14.
95673f No.112025
>>112015
thanks, I work hard at it
>>112016
it's good, made too much pasta but apart from that it's fine.
-Chorizo
-Spinach
-Mushrooms
-Onions
-Celery
-pasta
-Pepper
-Mixed herbs
-a bit of tomato ketchup
it'll keep me going until well into the film I'd guess from the amount of pasta
>>112021
>banned dangerous fertilizers
>banned dangerous cleaning agents
>banned dangerous cutlery
>banned dangerous websites
>banned dangerous speech
>keep calm and carry on as normal goys, "we" can't let the terrorists win, they don't change our lives at all!
15948a No.112026
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129ffd No.112028
>>112025
>>keep calm and carry on as normal goys, "we" can't let the terrorists win, they don't change our lives at all!
This is what pisses me off most about all this shit.
ec565e No.112029
why didn't we think of this before?
129ffd No.112030
>>112017
Don't be silly lad, that would radicalise them. They need to be given houses and benefits so they can re-integrate into society.
70de83 No.112031
ec565e No.112032
>>112025
I love chorizo share with us pls
95673f No.112033
>>112032
*shares*
I'm already full tbh way too much pasta
>>112028
it will never stop
129ffd No.112036
>>112009
>no comments section
On the plus side, this means people will need a licence to buy cola
70de83 No.112037
>>112036
>also need a license to buy nitromors paint stripper
FACKING CAAAAAANTS
70de83 No.112038
>naswar arrives by Fedex delivery
[suspicion intensifies]
cdee37 No.112039
>>112025
>bit of tomato ketchup
Ruined it tbh
95673f No.112040
>zulu playing in the cytube
ahhh it's so comfy
>>112038
70de83 No.112041
Anyone coming to the pub?
cdee37 No.112042
>>112040
Wait has the film started?
ec565e No.112043
>>112040
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's not meant to be playing
129ffd No.112044
>>112037
>walk through the town centre carrying a new car battery because your old one is broken
>the police preemptively taser you in self-defence and you get sent to prison for wielding a dangerous weapon in public and not having a licence for it
The future's bright
70de83 No.112046
>>112044
>rely on several truck batteries for power
>get searched by the old bill on an unrelated issue
>get sent down for possession of offensive weapons
o shit
70de83 No.112047
>>112044
also
>implying many people have the strength to carry a 25kg battery for several miles
top fucking kek
70de83 No.112048
ahhhhhhhhhh snapped the tip off my wee opinel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
8cadae No.112049
>>112048
At least it wasn't the top of your wee wee
95673f No.112050
>>112048
saves you the trouble of binning it lad
129ffd No.112051
>>112047
Didn't realise they weighed that much, they look so much lighter.
70de83 No.112052
>>112049
G O O D point or lack of point :^)
>>112050
true, but Ill just have to sharpen it so its smaller, smh.
>>112051
My 110ah batteries weigh about 35kg each tbh.
8d34aa No.112053
>>112050
SAVE A LIFE
BIN
THAT
KNIFE
70de83 No.112054
>>112053
>tfw would need a biffa to bin all my knives
ec565e No.112055
AHHHHHHHH LORD SUGAR CUBE KEEPS BULLYING ME BY DELETING MY POSTS
087a8e No.112056
>>112055
smh what kind of posts?
70de83 No.112057
>>112055
Give me a post and Ill post it as well ladd. Is it the cytube link?
ec565e No.112059
>>112056
only innocently telling them it's film friday smh
>>112057
yes lad. thanks
ec565e No.112060
>>112057
you will get banned though…
74c5d7 No.112061
>>112055
What a horrid bully. How did the BO expect us to go back there with him around, smh.
129ffd No.112062
>muslims start attacking each other with broken glass so glass gets banned
Why would any reasonable person need to use glass anyway? There are plenty of alternative materials available. Anyone who uses glass cups or bottles is a danger to society.
8d34aa No.112063
>>112062
>now we all have to use plastic
AAAAAAH THEY WANTED THIS ALL ALONG
70de83 No.112064
>>112060
havent druidposted there today so Im on borrowed time anyway lad.
ec565e No.112065
10 minutes till film, vote for what it is in the room
>>112061
honestly…
>>112064
thank you lad. didn't know the newbrit filter had been removed so that's nice
087a8e No.112066
>>112055
god forbid any community activities smh
eeaae9 No.112069
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70de83 No.112070
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95673f No.112072
>>112070
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
e
e
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
db648d No.112073
Evening Laddos.
Who Here /feelinginexplicitlyonedge/
70de83 No.112074
>>112073
alright lad.
>on edge
not really tbh. Whys that?
db648d No.112075
>>112074
I think because I am going to visit a friend next week in London and am now staying the night and think I might have to socialise outside of my comfort zone. Smh.
70de83 No.112076
>>112075
poor lad, sounds horrible tbh. my sister lives in london and I avoid going there for visits tbh.
db648d No.112077
>>112076
Yeah I don’t want to be mowed down/ stabbed/ sprayed with acid. I haven’t been to visit in about four years so I feel I should. I-I’m sure it will be fine.
70de83 No.112078
>>112077
still reckon you should tale a van tbh lad, feels much safer to be surrounded by metal and potential weaponry.
c4b277 No.112079
Hey
Feeling better with my eyes on the future
70de83 No.112080
>>112079
Alright lad, what are you on about?
276085 No.112082
>>112081
How did you manage that, lad?
70de83 No.112083
>>112081
In what way? did you break up with Mrs Herts?
c4b277 No.112084
>>112082
My love life is not something to be emulated
I wouldn't wish it on any of you
>>112083
yes
It's more complicated than that but that's the tl;dr
Post last edited at
70de83 No.112085
>>112084
[detectivism intensifies]
Bless you lad that sucks, are you alright?
c4b277 No.112086
>>112085
I feel good lad
Was a bit sad for her but she'll be fine
Now I can focus on the future
80f5b6 No.112087
Imperium lass's ofw bf is about to get friendzoned! VICTORY !!!!
70de83 No.112088
>>112084
>My love life is not something to be emulated
>I wouldn't wish it on any of you
hey me too
70de83 No.112089
276085 No.112090
>>112086
You were the one who ended it? It's better that way around tbh. Much better.
80f5b6 No.112091
>>112089
It's been a 3 month campaign lad ever since he tried to frame me. Releasing info I learnt from that drip drip, it helped a lot that he had a child from her mind. I literally said get real to her today and told her to ask him just to be friends and she's off to do that just now.
80f5b6 No.112092
c4b277 No.112093
>>112090
Yeah
Still, it wasn't a pleasant experience
70de83 No.112094
>>112091
>internet relationships
I dont get this
80f5b6 No.112095
>>112094
Oh fuck lads, might need some instant advice, he's not agreeing to being friendzoned, i said give him some time to her as my reply,
80f5b6 No.112096
>>112095
>>112094
he said he will never agree on it oh shiittt
I said to not reply to him for a bit then.
70de83 No.112097
>>112095
>>112096
fly out there and kick his fucking head in
c4b277 No.112098
I'm going to go watch some kino, be back later
80f5b6 No.112099
>>112097
she's being reluctant, i said ignore him, reeeeeeeee. guess i should just tell her to stick with him then.
70de83 No.112100
276085 No.112101
129ffd No.112102
>>112099
I don't understand why you don't cut all connections with this woman and her weird life.
80f5b6 No.112103
>>112102
He allowed me to do whatever i want even to cheat on him and said, "don't just leave me"..
70de83 No.112104
>>112103
but you didnt cuck him lad, its an internwt relationship?
80f5b6 No.112106
>>112104
he's one desperate phucker fantasist.
276085 No.112107
>>112105
I hope those are all real lasses, lad.
ec565e No.112108
>>112105
WEW
did he go to some kind of con?
I love him lads
ec565e No.112110
>>112105
those are LoL characters u
70de83 No.112111
087a8e No.112112
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112107
Just cosplaying lasses. Don't know about the one in the purple wig.
>>112108
No idea.
80f5b6 No.112113
>>112111
I think she's taking the piss possibly. I might ask for proof of him saying this shit.
ec565e No.112114
>>112112
everyone loves him
really makes you think
087a8e No.112115
>>112114
smh don't those women know what he believes!
129ffd No.112116
>>112103
Now I understand even less.
276085 No.112117
>>112112
wew @ the lass @ 2:48 tbh.
80f5b6 No.112118
>>112116
He's being very flexible whilst criticising her, accusing her of being unfaithful after being friendzoned.
276085 No.112119
>>112118
Lad, where are these people? What Time Zone?
80f5b6 No.112120
>>112119
Filipinos, one is in the middle east, the other is in PH.
95673f No.112121
>>112112
>kisses all of their hands
ahh he's a lovely old man
why can't we have a Korwin
276085 No.112122
>>112120
I just don’t know what to say, gosh.
80f5b6 No.112123
>>112122
He's still not agreeing, the dick. I would of taken the friendship deal by now. I asked her if she's willing to be more direct.
129ffd No.112124
>>112118
>>112120
>it's a long-distance menage a trois episode
wew
70de83 No.112125
129ffd No.112126
>>112121
>why can't we have a Korwin
But we do :^)
276085 No.112128
>>112123
Lad, have you ever considered meeting someone in RL. Do you want me to ask my housemates gf if she has any relatives looking for a western bf?
>>112126
True that.
80f5b6 No.112129
>>112128
what's her ethnicity?
I've considered a grand tour of SEA for the end of the year.
70de83 No.112130
>>112127
parasites wanting hygenic materials, fuck em.
276085 No.112131
>>112127
Further proof that nothing will be good enough for non-natives. They will always complain, they will never stop poking at us. Smh.
276085 No.112132
>>112129
Half Filipino, I get the impression if you are a nice man and not a pervy sex tourist that you could get a gf pretty easy out there.
129ffd No.112133
>>112127
>we can't have automatic soap dispensers because foreign skin has the different optical properties so they don't work for them
80f5b6 No.112134
>>112132
What's she mixed with? Is she uppitty?
I'm a nice man, I didn't touch the women on my 1st trip out there. Just high fived some kids.
276085 No.112135
>>112133
How about different soap dispensers for hwhite/ black folk? Perhaps different bathrooms entirely to save confusion.
276085 No.112136
>>112134
Half Anglo. Yes she is a nice lady, my housemate and her get on well.
80f5b6 No.112137
>>112136
Where does she live mind?
I'm 26 btw.
129ffd No.112138
>>112135
Might be the best idea, black people should be able to have a bathroom of their own where white privilege doesn't exist
276085 No.112139
>>112137
Well in England obviously. What I’m saying is, your online escapades sound totally potty and if you are decided upon a foreign gf/ wife then you should just go and live there. If hotwheels can do it then so can you.
70de83 No.112140
>>112137
>26
>im not the oldest one here
*wipes brow*
80f5b6 No.112141
>>112140
stones is my age too,
>>112139
I will but if I die, be it on your soul lad.
129ffd No.112142
>>112140
I thought you were over 30, lad.
ec565e No.112143
70de83 No.112144
276085 No.112145
Lads, I think I have a piskie problem in my home. Things keep going missing and reappearing in odd places (I just found my keys in a box of tea).
Anyone know how to get them to leave?
>>112141
You will be fine in the Philippines, lad. My housemate's gf's parents just returned from a month back there. They said that since Duterte has been in charge it is far, far safer.
70de83 No.112146
>>112145
>keys in a box of tea
Lad have you been sleeping regularly?
276085 No.112147
>>112144
You have a lot of life experience, lad. I also thought you were older that <26.
80f5b6 No.112148
>>112145
I'm worried they will hunt and kill the kanos like in 'no escape'
276085 No.112149
>>112146
>Lad have you been sleeping regularly?
Every day for the past couple of weeks but usually not until 6am. Other things have gone missing as well.
95673f No.112150
>>112145
Throw a few pinches of salt in entrances to the house, including windows, if you suspect malevolent intent.
If they feel benevolent and well meaning, thank them and occasionally leave a saucer of milk outside.
Properly appreciated house spirits can be a nice asset.
276085 No.112151
>>112148
Well, obtaining a foreign gf isn’t going to be without it’s risks, lad. Attend church when you are there, I think that will probably fair you well.
d6e365 No.112152
>>111909
>danbooru
Laaad… Danbooru is absolute shit tier
>have to pay shekels to use more than 2 tags at once
Just you gelbooru you nonce.>>111909
6ca1ad No.112153
>>112149
fair enough, just wanted to rule out false memory due to lack of sleep. Wessexes advice seems pretty good tbh.
>>112147
Ill take that as a compliment I guess, thanks lad.
276085 No.112154
>>112150
Ok, I don’t think they have bad intentions. All of the things have been shiny (including a box of coins that went missing for a year) but are returned at some point. I don’t sense any menace, I will leave a saucer of milk out for them tonight. Ta lad.
80f5b6 No.112155
>>112151
I want to have male friends out there as well, how do I get those?
Usually the taxi drivers were offering me chix..
276085 No.112156
>>112155
It’s probably hard to make friends out there, lad. It will happen if you spend time there and DON’T do things like letting taxi drivers supply you with prostitutes. Again, attend church! Religion is very important to them from what I can gather. The church my housemates gf’s family attend has to run Easter services back to back all day because attendance is so high.
95673f No.112157
night lads
>>112154
Like most esoteric practices, such rituals also help as a memory device for yourself, a reminder to not mislay items or to ingrain where they will turn up.
If it's only shiny things you might have leprechauns or something, I don't know what would cause that fixation.
Important to note, if you do ritualise these things, never directly address house spirits beyond general thanks, and never order, for then they will take offence and cause milk to sour and ash to blow from the fireplace etc.
087a8e No.112158
276085 No.112159
>>112157
Ok, I won’t try to converse with them. Hmm, seems pretty complicated, I don’t want to anger them.
Night lad.
6ca1ad No.112160
276085 No.112162
*cracks a cold one to calm my nerves*
6ca1ad No.112163
>>112162
bit late isnt it? get on the brown liquor at this time tbh.
ec565e No.112164
>>112157
goodnight
>>112162
don't let them get to you lad
387823 No.112166
>>112161
what's that all about, boyo?
276085 No.112167
>>112163
I don’t often drink these days so I don’t have any of the good stuff about. Smh.
>>112164
>don't let them get to you lad
I don’t know what has given me anxiety tbh. I think it’s because I fear I will have to go to a party or some form of gathering next week when I visit a friend and everyone there will be a progressive.
387823 No.112168
>>112165
U TALKIN SHIT ABOUT THE IMPERIUM
I'LL FUCK U UP
80f5b6 No.112169
>>112156
One of my Pinay contact's brother was stabbed on Monday.
ec565e No.112171
>>112167
parties are pretty scary. more alcohol on the date might save you.
485cfa No.112172
>>112171
>tfw can only get comfortable after imbibing wicked poisons
6ca1ad No.112173
>>112172
You should be imbibing wicked poisons all day to get the greatest social benefit tbh.
276085 No.112174
>>112169
Why? What were the circumstances?
>>112171
Smh. I don’t mind them too much usually, but this one would be in London and I wouldn’t be able to leave if I disliked it without it being weird. I also find it impossible not to be honest about my political views if questioned. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
087a8e No.112175
>twitter poll about who they ship in the anime
276085 No.112176
*promises self not to talk polotics*
>Hello I'm anon and Hitler did nothing wrong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
276085 No.112177
6ca1ad No.112178
087a8e No.112179
>>112176
wew who are you talking to
>that time a while after I found out about the holohoax and decided to sperg out about it to my family
6ca1ad No.112180
485cfa No.112181
>>112173
At last I truly see. The Irish have been enlightened all along.
80f5b6 No.112182
>>112174
It was malicious, it happened in Tarlac. I didn't ask her the circumstances yet as I thought it'd be rude.
485cfa No.112183
>>112179
>that time we were going on a family trip and my NEET sleep cycle meant I got no sleep before leaving
>manic exhaustion caused me to sperg politically the whole car drive
>mum also spergs about feminism and Gaia environmentalism shit
>dad humours both of us
daddys have to carry such burdens
276085 No.112185
>>112179
No one, I was just speculating about what will happen. Although last Christmas eve I promised myself I wouldn’t talk about politics at a gathering and within a minute I was discussing Mosley. I don’t even understand how it happened.
>>112179
>that time a while after I found out about the holohoax and decided to sperg out about it to my family
Laaaaaaad. I have a family member who constantly baits me on the JQ.
>I just don’t understand what it is specifically that people find issue with in regards to the Jews….
I just change the subject; he knows exactly what he is doing. The devil.
>>112182
What is it that gave you your interest in that region?
80f5b6 No.112186
>>112185
The Pinays contact me lad. I'm only edgy about chatting to the Mindanao ones.
6ca1ad No.112187
>>112185
>within a minute you were discussing mosley
kek
087a8e No.112188
>>112183
He's probably just a based centrist who politely disagrees with both of you
>>112185
can't help it if somebody makes conversation tbh. My brother is horrible when it comes to this and can go straight from talking about his job to talking about our kind of politics with all kinds of family members and normies present.
>Laaaaaaad. I have a family member who constantly baits me on the JQ.
how so?
276085 No.112189
>>112186
Lad…. They don’t just contact you out of the ether do they….
80f5b6 No.112190
>>112189
I used to use DIA to have them contact me but I have like 40 or so contacts now. In contact with maybe 4 these days.
276085 No.112191
>>112188
>how so?
He is high IQ and has been active in a political party for years. He knows full well the kind of subject matter discussed by people of my political persuasion but plays dumb and asks me questions that he could easily research himself if he was really ignorant of the answers.
>>112190
>DIA
So what was it that made you specifically seek out an Asian gf?
087a8e No.112192
>>112191
>He is high IQ and has been active in a political party for years. He knows full well the kind of subject matter discussed by people of my political persuasion but plays dumb and asks me questions that he could easily research himself if he was really ignorant of the answers.
So why does he do it? Just for humour's sake?
80f5b6 No.112193
>>112191
It's one of the few truly free dating sites and I was unemployed. I didn't know anything about PH before then.
6ca1ad No.112195
>>112194
>tfw you can synthesise many strong acids in your kitchen
>you can buy car batteries
This is retarded.
276085 No.112196
>>112192
I don’t know, I think perhaps he is testing to see if I have become a dafty. Maybe he is just teasing me to make me squirm. I can’t work it out. Although he did come to visit me randomly to have a moan one day after his party had a meeting that was overrun by screaming trannies.
>>112193
Good luck, I guess. I have spoken to you about this several times before on /brit/.
>>112194
How can you “ban” acid? That’s like banning “sharp objects”.
276085 No.112197
>>112195
>you can buy car batteries
Fit every device that runs on batteries with a tamper proof seal. Tampering with said seal = gulag. When you need a battery replacement please report to approved specialist who can assist you.
Something like that.
531efc No.112198
80f5b6 No.112199
>>112196
It's my dream I guess.
I'm such a fat fuck currently mind, it's kind of boring discussing this girl's online relationship. I've told her to friendzone him with tough love and that's me out i think. I want her myself but it'll be difficult to swing.
276085 No.112200
>>112198
Yes lad.
>>112199
Try and focus on weight loss then, lad. I am focusing on obtaining a house of my own so as to obtain a wife who I can raise a family with.
531efc No.112201
485cfa No.112202
>>112194
>>112197
based Anarcho-Tyranny
276085 No.112203
>>112201
Nothing too much, I have slight anxiety today. I lost my house keys and they appeared in a box of tea. I am now having a beer.
What’s up with you?
531efc No.112204
>>112203
I was going to go out with my freinds but bailed last minute because of stupid reasons. i had sleep paralysis a few nights before and now im not keen on sleeping
276085 No.112205
>>112204
>i had sleep paralysis a few nights before and now im not keen on sleeping
Are you sure you weren’t visited lad?
531efc No.112206
276085 No.112208
>>112206
Yes, some have explained abduction experiences away as sleep paralysis. But others claim it the other way around
087a8e No.112209
531efc No.112210
>>112208
i dont know if it was an ayy tbh
>>112209
bonjour
485cfa No.112211
>>112208
Ayys aren't what they seem tbh
demons like to LARP as Ayys or ghosts to terrorise people because if they assumed their demonic forms they would counter productively increase faith in their victims
occult dafties like Crowley who talked about the weird Ayy stuff were just being demoniacs of the John Dee masonic tradition tbh
___smh___
276085 No.112212
>>112211
what do they want, lad?
485cfa No.112213
>>112212
They're the original dafties, lad.
276085 No.112214
>>112213
I don't care for them at all.
eeaae9 No.112217
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>>112216
STOP POSTING ASTOLFO
STOP POSTING ASTOLFO WITH NEEDLES
eeaae9 No.112219
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eeaae9 No.112221
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531efc No.112223
night lasses, time for me to commune with the ayy's
087a8e No.112224
>>112222
night lad
*cuddles up to you under the covers*
087a8e No.112225
>>112223
Night, lad. Don't get probed
276085 No.112226
>>112222
Night lad
>>112223
Stay safe, lad. Do not go towards the light.
531efc No.112227
>>112222
nice quads lad, night
eeaae9 No.112228
>>112224
Stop posting gayism in response to imperium
eeaae9 No.112230
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087a8e No.112233
ASSTOLFO
I think I'm done.
>>112232
That's nice.
276085 No.112235
c4b277 No.112236
What happened here?
dis-moi
eeaae9 No.112237
>>112236
neo is a slag is what's happened
c4b277 No.112238
c4b277 No.112240
>>112239
what the fuck
>(1)
oh now it makes sense
ea2b3a No.112243
>>112204
>i had sleep paralysis a few nights befor
>tfw had sleep paralysis a couple of nights ago for the first time in months
I think I had a dream last night of killing demons or something wew
80f5b6 No.112244
NASTY MEAN VISCIOUS PHUCKERS WITH SMALL DONATIONS AND BIG EGOS
99588e No.112245
ea2b3a No.112246
80f5b6 No.112247
>>112245
beautiful morning in the swell of my victory last night tbh
99588e No.112248
>>112246
well you are in dorset, lad, it couldnt possible be a good morning.
>>112247
>victory
is this your DIA mmporg?
ea2b3a No.112249
>wake up
>no jewess gf to abuse
I'M A HUMAN
AND I'M COMIN
99588e No.112250
>>112249
>no jewess gf
reeeee
80f5b6 No.112251
>>112248
Yes. He's so done.
24b658 No.112252
99588e No.112253
>>112252
how was the daftyism lad?
ea2b3a No.112255
>>112254
what the fuck I didn't know this webm was THAT bad. Fucking hell
2ba5ac No.112256
>>112253
Very fun, I ate a burger off a bayonet
99588e No.112257
>>112256
thats pretty daft lad, well played.
2ba5ac No.112258
>>112257
Cooking with a bayonet isn't that bad tbh, I think once I give it a proper edge it'll make a good general purpose knife
0b0392 No.112259
>have to go to town to buy shit
>find out it's full of christopher street day fags today
oh whoops guess not
99588e No.112260
>>112259
>christopher street day fags
huh?
2ba5ac No.112261
ea2b3a No.112263
129ffd No.112264
>>112165
>China gets this
>we get the Grill
Imperium supremacy tbh
99588e No.112265
>>112262
??? its too dark to see it on my phone
2ba5ac No.112266
>>112265
It's me knife in front of a grill with bergers on it
2ba5ac No.112268
80f5b6 No.112269
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a6_1499552257
A Trump supporter, Steven Marks, was charged with 3rd degree criminal mischief for vandalizing an elementary school, by spray painting “Kill Trump”, "Death to Trump”,”Left is Best“ “Bernie Sanders 2020”. He said he was motivated by ”‘anger towards
liberals and they are breaking major laws everyday and being disrespectful
towards our government.’”
Not a bad idea, just poor execution.
129ffd No.112270
>>112269
It's only wrong if right wing people hate Trump
0b0392 No.112271
>>112260
>>112261
based germoney lads idk
99588e No.112272
>>112268
going down the surplus shop later, which jacket should i buy lad?
99588e No.112273
24b658 No.112274
>>112272
As much as I like DPM, MTP is probably better.
1f681a No.112275
LADS
>St John's wort also decreases the levels of estrogens, such as estradiol, by speeding up its metabolism
ANTI GAYIST HERBAL MEDICINE
24b658 No.112276
ea2b3a No.112277
>>112275
Ban this misogynistic racist plant.
24b658 No.112280
0b0392 No.112282
>>112279
>>112280
decided the house needs a vacuum succing so i put on a playlist with GOOD music
ea2b3a No.112283
>>112282
succ my vacuum tbh
80f5b6 No.112284
4 builders kidnapped in Sulu by Abu Sayyaf.
Probably kidnapped for sex I guess, not sure they'll get much of a ransom for them.
ea2b3a No.112288
0b0392 No.112289
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531efc No.112290
>>112289
How've you been lass?
087a8e No.112291
>>112254
>it's an alt-lite episode
087a8e No.112293
>>112292
smh why do you have to be like this lad
087a8e No.112295
>>112294
oh
>it's a false flagging episode
ea2b3a No.112296
>>112293
It's not me, it's bumbum, I don't know why he does it
531efc No.112297
jeez, this is a tense environment
0b0392 No.112298
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>>112290
ahhhhh it's ok lad my suffering is soon over.
besides I can look forward to meet with one of the members of our secret extremist club soon.
531efc No.112299
>>112298
about time lass
who ya meeting?
087a8e No.112301
>>112296
Yeah he made it obvious pretty fast.
>>112298
Are you going to meet at the holocaust museum like the BASED JEWS?
087a8e No.112302
>>112297
Is it, lad? I just got up
24b658 No.112303
0b0392 No.112304
>>112299
secret
>>112292
>vagina
I'm not a girl you little fag also falseflagging is punishable by court here
531efc No.112305
>>112302
ye bumbum was being needlessly provocative
>>112303
Eyy hows work with the gypo?
>>112304
I love secrets lass, tell me its herts lad isnt it
24b658 No.112307
>>112305
yeah it was good fun with vanno briton, and last night I went camping with the boys.
531efc No.112308
>>112307
sounds fun, who are "the boys"?
087a8e No.112309
Want to watch the new troy series, lads?
ea2b3a No.112310
>>112308
his poz party group
531efc No.112311
087a8e No.112312
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112307
Did you make any angry nativist runes, lad?
0b0392 No.112314
>haven't watched Nige or QT in 3 weeks
pepeclock.jpg
0b0392 No.112316
>>112313
>>112315
havent watched it in a long time, alex dindu nuffin tbh
95673f No.112317
ahh i want to get food but I don't want to get dressed
>>112316
he wuz a gud boi
95673f No.112318
anyone ready for a little bit of the old ultraviolence?
24b658 No.112319
>>112308
My local angry nativist lads
>>112312
Maybe
>>112315
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PHOTO
ea2b3a No.112320
>>112317
Whats wrong with getting food naked?
531efc No.112321
>>112319
ah, i wish i knew some angry natavists, all my freinds are degenerates and homo's
ea2b3a No.112322
>>112321
Maybe you should get some friends that aren't newbrit then.
80f5b6 No.112323
95673f No.112324
>haven't saved any peepee poopoo pepes
>>112319
I zoomed and enhanced your reflection in a minute surface of the tinfoil barbecue
>>112320
I also have been working in the past few days and haven't had a shower yet
531efc No.112325
>>112322
kek, that was pretty clever ngl.
ea2b3a No.112326
>>112324
Dont you have anything in the kitchen laddo?
1f681a No.112327
>>112278
thats a Druid/pol/ anthem, G O O D choice.
95673f No.112329
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112326
I used everything up for last night's BIG pasta meal, I can do a vegetarian thing for this evening but don't have any hwheat products for lunch, which I should be avoiding anyway tbh
but it's very important I got to the supermarket so I can pick up beers and ciders for zulu tonight
95673f No.112331
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112327
It's related to, but not True Faith tbh
24b658 No.112332
>>112324
You villain.
>>112321
It's good fun tbh, making Swazis out of wood and saying whatever you want over a campfire.
>tfw friends want to go to libertarian party social and one of your RIGHT WING t shirts just arrived
should I lads?
95673f No.112333
trips for druids tbh
>>112330
can't resist the pull of civilization
the bakery aisle calls to me
>>112332
DO IT
006b5a No.112334
006b5a No.112335
>it's a windows 10 update and instead of continuing to use the settings you put it on it goes back to the default setting episodes
They are fucking desperate for data. I guess I shouldn't feel safe even when it's turned off though.
24b658 No.112336
>>112335
>restart pc to do it
>takes for fucking ever
>is unable to finish updating
>restarts and removes all the updated content
>keeps trying to force me to schedule another update
IT DIDN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME YOU NIGGERS FUCK OFF
006b5a No.112337
>>112336
Updates is what killed my old PC
well getting turned off while doing them anyway
ea2b3a No.112338
>>112337
>well getting turned off while doing them anyway
did yours still start?
I only have to reinstall windows I think, but no program runs other than windows programmes
0b0392 No.112339
>actually worrying about your pcs
fucking tinfoils lel
aa9e92 No.112340
>>112290
How the fuck did that happen so easily? Why didn't his pants keep his knob in?
006b5a No.112341
>>112338
yeah it still started. I could probably have fixed it had I kept the windows CD that came with it. But it was 7 years old and slow so it was about time anyway.
>>112339
tbh I am not as careful as I should be.
>tfw too dumb to get away with murder
80f5b6 No.112342
Do you ask for permission or beg for forgiveness lads?
24b658 No.112343
>>112342
I never grovel because I am a sovereign individual.
006b5a No.112344
>>112342
bed for forgiveness if I ever get caught or found out.
006b5a No.112346
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*3 years later is a single mummy*
aa9e92 No.112347
>>112342
What, when you've pissed off your missus?
Neither, both are a sign of weakness, and nothing makes a pussy dry up faster than a weak man.
aa9e92 No.112348
006b5a No.112349
she even did the civic thumb smh
80f5b6 No.112350
>>112347
In anything really.
aa9e92 No.112351
>>112350
If it's a male friend, and you're in the wrong, respectfully apologise and try to do something to make it right.
If it's a woman and you're fucking her, never grovel.
aa9e92 No.112352
Corbyn: " What level of wide stance are you on?"
May: "Like 5 maybe 6."
Corbyn: "You are like a little baby. Watch this."
006b5a No.112353
>>112352
Top kek. Source on that powerful Corbyn?
1f681a No.112354
>>112331
thats why I said 'a' not 'the' :^)
1f681a No.112356
>>112342
Just do it, fuck the consequences, thats Tomorrow-Yous problem.
006b5a No.112357
>>112355
thanks, lad. Now I realise I've been doing similar poses when playing football wew
1f681a No.112358
>>112343
I AM A SOVERIGN CITIZEN AND I DO NOT CONSENT
531efc No.112359
>>112332
>should I lads?
GOWAN lad
>>112340
I reckon they were too small and just ripped
f342e7 No.112360
BritPoster is back.
Missed you lad, I got upset when you left and didn't post since.
How are you lad?
531efc No.112361
>>112360
Hai lad, im back
aww ladtbf thats how i feel when you stop posting for long periods of time
>How are you lad?
i'm ok i think, been very "in my own head" lately. Had sleep paralysis the other night which was spooky.
Whats up with you lad? You had any health issues that require you to see people you dont like?
006b5a No.112362
Justin Trudeau to US: "Ditch America first"
>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has told governors from across the US to ditch the "America First" motto
>In his speech, Mr Trudeau urged US governors to embrace their neighbour to the north and avoid protectionism
>Mr Trudeau, who is a fierce advocate of free trade, told the governors protectionist policies "kill growth"
>Mr Trudeau said "Nafta isn't perfect" but that states should urge the federal government to fix it, instead of scrapping it all together.
>"More trade barriers, more local continent provisions… does not help working families over the long term, nor the mid term."
>fixing it instead of getting rid of it
Where have I heard that before?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40612669
531efc No.112365
531efc No.112367
>>112366
what a weird doggo
531efc No.112368
006b5a No.112369
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112368
nothing to post about I guess. Is Piers Morgan paid to act like a retard?
f342e7 No.112370
>>112368
Sorry lad I was cooking some food.
2ba7da No.112373
>>112372
*nibbles your scrotum*
531efc No.112375
>>112369
i think he does it for the publicity
>>112370
dont worry, i just thought i was missing out on a secret club
006b5a No.112376
>>112373
Lad what are you doing
>>112374
>deadpepe
finally he's free
f342e7 No.112378
>>112361
>tbf thats how i feel when you stop posting for long periods of time
Lad… ;_;
>i'm ok i think
Good lad.
>, been very "in my own head" lately.
Why lad, what's going on?
>Had sleep paralysis the other night which was spooky.
It is spooky tbh, stay safe lad, and stay strong.
>Whats up with you lad?
Been pretty shitty lately tbh, I went to the beach yesterday though which was alright.
>You had any health issues that require you to see people you dont like?
Yer lad how did you know. Got some more pills from docs. I've been thinking about going to docs about mental health as well, but I doubt he could help me so I dont want to go.
2ba7da No.112379
>>112376
yummy it is tasty
006b5a No.112380
>>112377
What a beautiful place.
aa9e92 No.112381
>>112380
Yes, absolutely. Only a racist would think otherwise.
80f5b6 No.112382
>>112377
He's not really there right?
f342e7 No.112383
>>112375
Alberto added me on Bongo Bongo Land yesterday lad, he seems to be doing well. I asked him to give me your skype so I could add you next time I go on it, which idk when that will be, but I could have added you eventually. He hasn't given it to me yet though, smh.
aa9e92 No.112385
>>112382
He just tweeted it.
531efc No.112386
>>112377
FUCK, why isnt Britain this cultural
>>112378
>Why lad, what's going on?
just begun to feel more anxious about stuff.
>It is spooky tbh, stay safe lad, and stay strong.
have you ever had it before lad?
>Been pretty shitty lately tbh, I went to the beach yesterday though which was alright.
sounds decnt lad, who'd you go with? why have things been shitty?
>Yer lad how did you know. Got some more pills from docs.
wew lad, why do you need pills? Also its probs worth talking to him about mental health, it litterally cannot hurt
>>112383
I've been talking with him on skype and he seems ok. why didnt he give you my skype?
aa9e92 No.112387
>>112384
Is that their pet monkey?
531efc No.112389
>>112387
monkeys have tailsif anything its a chimp tbh
006b5a No.112390
>single mummy
>mixed child
it adds up
006b5a No.112391
>no thicc giant gf
Imagine how much food she needs
531efc No.112392
>>112390
would fuck and leave
>>112391
Imagine the stong sons she would provide
aa9e92 No.112393
>>112388
Hitler dubs provoke the question: Why?
006b5a No.112394
>>112393
I don't know
>>112392
>Imagine the stong sons she would provide
Yeah, lad. smh if people didn't find shorter lasses attractive we would have had a true master race already.
531efc No.112395
>>112394
Exactly!! Think for the kids!!
006b5a No.112396
poor imperiumposter couldn't vote.
f342e7 No.112397
>>112386
>just begun to feel more anxious about stuff.
What stuff lad?
>have you ever had it before lad?
Yes lad a few time, I've had it while dreaming too, so I dream I am having sleep paralysis in a dream while other dream shit it going on around me.
>sounds decnt lad, who'd you go with?
Family.
>why have things been shitty?
Because my shit is all fucked up.
>wew lad, why do you need pills?
For belly.
>Also its probs worth talking to him about mental health, it litterally cannot hurt
I know I should lad but I had bad experiences with them when I was a kid.
>I've been talking with him on skype and he seems ok. why didnt he give you my skype?
Idk he said "Hang on a mo." last night, and then nothing. No rush tbh idk when I will even be on skype next, I got a feeling I'm gunna cringe if I read my old skype messages.
Speaking of dreams though. Last night I had a dream I went out my back and I saw a black and white cat and smoothed it, then my cat came and I woke up. This then happened this morning.
Who /Precognitive/ here?
f342e7 No.112398
>>112392
>Imagine the stong sons she would provide
This tbh.
531efc No.112400
>>112397
>What stuff lad?
meeting up with freinds, going out, that kinda stuff
>Yes lad a few time, I've had it while dreaming too, so I dream I am having sleep paralysis in a dream while other dream shit it going on around me.
wow lad that sounds horrific sorry to hear that. It fuckin sucks doesn't it?
>Family.
nice, no pressure day
>Because my shit is all fucked up.
JUST
>For belly.
Thought you didnt have a belly :^)
I know I should lad but I had bad experiences with them when I was a kid.
oh jeez lad, are you ok?
> I got a feeling I'm gunna cringe if I read my old skype messages.
haha yeah, it can be pretty brutal
> Last night I had a dream I went out my back and I saw a black and white cat and smoothed it, then my cat came and I woke up. This then happened this morning.
wait,what the fuck. You smothered your cat this morning and you did it in your dream aswell?
006b5a No.112401
Can we stop calling brown men "youths" and "children"?
f342e7 No.112403
>>112400
>meeting up with freinds, going out, that kinda stuff
Why is that making you feel anxious lad, did something happen between you and your friends? You better not be doing drugs lads, I know they can fuck you up and make you feel anxious.
>wow lad that sounds horrific sorry to hear that. It fuckin sucks doesn't it?
Eh, I've had worse dreams tbh, it's just a bit freaky.
>nice, no pressure day
Had some beach tea with biscuits and some food, then I went on a walk on my own tbh, tooks some pics. When I got back I went to rock pools with my grandfather. Caught some crabs tbh lad.
>Thought you didnt have a belly :^)
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>oh jeez lad, are you ok?
No not really
>wait,what the fuck. You smothered your cat this morning and you did it in your dream aswell?
… Smoothed, not smothered. Like you brush your hand across it. Is using smoothed in this sense a Welsh thing or something.
f342e7 No.112404
>>112402
If you have to ask, you already know the answer, you also already know you're not going to do what you should do.
f342e7 No.112405
>>112402
>>112404
Nice pic though.
95673f No.112406
just been shopping
going to make fancy burgers tonight
>peppered beef
>leicester cheese
>onions
>mushrooms
>brioche buns
ahhhh
>>112402
if you must inhale the nicotine jew, buy pipe tobacco and roll or smoke it in a pipe.
531efc No.112407
>>112402
Probably not, but i wont tell>>112403
>Why is that making you feel anxious lad, did something happen between you and your friends?
Nah i just don't think they really like me and i just feel awkward and think in my head all the time.
>Eh, I've had worse dreams tbh, it's just a bit freaky.
well it was alot for me, pretty vivid hallucination
>Had some beach tea with biscuits and some food, then I went on a walk on my own tbh, tooks some pics. When I got back I went to rock pools with my grandfather. Caught some crabs tbh lad.
that actually sounds great lad
>No not really
lad…. what happened?
>Is using smoothed in this sense a Welsh thing or something.
kek, think so. I genuinly thought you were implying you killed your cat or something
>>112406
noice
0b0392 No.112408
>>112404
>>112405
>>112406
i literally never had any
531efc No.112409
>>112408
you'll choke like a lil bitch tbh
006b5a No.112410
95673f No.112411
>>112408
then don't start tbh
I only smoke the pipe socially so it's alright but you don't want to get addicted
>>112407
also coleslaw and some tato grid things as a side
and some NORDIC fruit cider to wash it all down with
006b5a No.112412
531efc No.112413
74aad3 No.112414
>>112408
don't be an idiot
4dc365 No.112415
File: ecd4b87ba8cf486⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.24 KB, 639x475, 639:475, DCDOXwMXsAABvoz.jpg large.jpg)
4dc365 No.112416
006b5a No.112417
>>112415
BRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPP
4dc365 No.112418
1f681a No.112419
1f681a No.112421
>>112408
in that case dont start. Buy some snuff instead.
1f681a No.112422
>>112417
>go out for a few hours
>22st has joined the imperium in that time
what
4dc365 No.112423
File: 67aeec4405cde0a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.77 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, DC2tMk1VYAA6Nu_.jpg large.jpg)
>>112422
You'll all join eventually
1f681a No.112424
'ALPHA MALE' NEURAL SWITCH IDENTIFIED
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170713155013.htm
>Researchers have identified a neural circuit in the brains of mice that plays a role in social dominance. Stimulating the neurons in this circuit significantly boosted a mouse's chance of becoming the "winner" during aggressive encounters with other mice.
1f681a No.112426
>>112425
im really glad that red circle is there tbh.
006b5a No.112427
4dc365 No.112428
File: bc32a6f7c60b751⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.25 KB, 1278x1854, 71:103, DAFUA2LW0AAQB2g.jpg large.jpg)
f342e7 No.112429
>>112407
>Nah i just don't think they really like me and i just feel awkward and think in my head all the time.
I've felt the same before lad, idk what you should do about it though tbh, I just cut contact.
>well it was alot for me, pretty vivid hallucination
What did you see lad?
>that actually sounds great lad
Yer was alright, went for a lil swim too, got sun burnt though, smh, nose is red now. First time i've gone to the beach in like 3 years…
>Tfw no Naughty Vampire Ice Cream Club Lads adventure at the beach.
:(
>lad…. what happened?
They didn't help lad and in some ways made my life worse.
>kek, think so. I genuinly thought you were implying you killed your cat or something
…
>>112408
Why the fuck would you start, ffs.
387823 No.112430
>>112428
kek
that's a smug chinky
531efc No.112431
I'm anxious around my friends because i don't see them, i don't see my friends because i get anxious around them
f342e7 No.112433
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>112429
>>112407
Forgot to add this.
1f681a No.112434
>>112431
smh lad. try boxing to build your confidence up tbh.
4dc365 No.112437
File: c66588312fa9597⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 207.72 KB, 1279x843, 1279:843, DBQ4WseXgAAKN3J.jpg large.jpg)
006b5a No.112440
>>112431
>tfw you force yourself to spend time with them in hope that the anxiety will lessen as you get used to it but it never does
531efc No.112443
>>112429
> I just cut contact.
ngl lad that doesn't sound like a good solution
>What did you see lad?
Like this shadow dude, he leaned over my bed and came close to my face, then i broke paralysis
>, smh, nose is red now
eyyy
> First time i've gone to the beach in like 3 years
tbf its not like the Beech changes much, no need to go often
>Tfw no Naughty Vampire Ice Cream Club Lads adventure at the beach.
i was not prepared for this feel
>They didn't help lad and in some ways made my life worse.
how so?
>…
…..
>>112433
ah, good song tbh
>>112434
kek, lad that would take confidence i don't have right now
>>112436
i know lad, pic related
>>112440
AHHH LAD I WANT TO BELIEVE THERE'S A GOOD END TO THIS
1f681a No.112444
>>112442
>>112441
tbh i prefer 3/4 lengths to shorts, but hitler always looks fly af.
387823 No.112445
>>112439
ok sunshine
i'm going to need some details
what age is that girl? she looks a bit young
you're not a nonce are you?
how many images of young asian girls do you saved saved on your computer
do you often travel to places like thailand and the philippines?
i bet you're already on the register
1f681a No.112446
>>112443
just do it tbh lad, you wouldnt regret it.
or just try being slightly drunk at all times.
006b5a No.112447
>>112444
tbh
>>112443
>AHHH LAD I WANT TO BELIEVE THERE'S A GOOD END TO THIS
Might be, lad. Maybe I was doing it wrong.
4dc365 No.112448
File: eec7f0b4d04e4ed⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 595.76 KB, 2048x2048, 1:1, DEn0kOsVwAEWyIV.jpg large.jpg)
>>112445
AM I BEING DETAINED
387823 No.112449
>>112445
>saved saved
have saved
531efc No.112450
>>112446
i'll maybe think about it
been there done that
>>112447
y-yeah lad maybe
387823 No.112451
>>112448
you're all the same you yellow fever nonces
*shakes head*
1f681a No.112452
>>112450
Good lad. tbh i find it odd that people get anxious around people for no reason, I just get very angry. What could you possibly be anxious about?
4dc365 No.112453
File: 633c7ce35d14be5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 50.4 KB, 956x1145, 956:1145, 633c7ce35d14be530b8a04c6ca….jpg)
>>112451
AM I BEING DETAINED
531efc No.112454
>>112452
that they dont like me and they tolerate me and talk behind my back and laugh at me. tbh
1f681a No.112455
>>112454
laaaaaad fuck what anybody thinks, impose your presence on them and let their opinions be damned. Would it really matter if they didnt like you?
387823 No.112456
>>112453
if you talk to me like that again you will be tasered!
do i make myself clear?
4dc365 No.112457
File: 1af68836265b1f3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.84 KB, 524x545, 524:545, CwR_urrWYAAE6PS.jpg large.jpg)
>>112456
AM I BEING DETAINED
1f681a No.112458
>>112451
>>112453
*distracts the rozzer so you can leg it*
IM SMOKING METH OFFICER, WANT SOME?
006b5a No.112459
>>112455
If it was as easy as telling yourself that it wouldn't be a problem, lad
531efc No.112460
f342e7 No.112461
>>112443
>Like this shadow dude, he leaned over my bed and came close to my face, then i broke paralysis
Spooky.
>tbf its not like the Beech changes much, no need to go often
Smh lad, I like going to the beach.
>i was not prepared for this feel
Don't worry lad, we'll go on our beach adventure one day and it'll be awesome. Or it will be awkward, or both. But it'll happen.
>how so?
A few ways lad, one was geting my mum to punish me for having mental problems. Surprise, surpise that didn't help me at all and just cause me more problems.
>i know lad, pic related
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1f681a No.112462
>>112459
but worrying about what people think is illogical and time consuming, makes more sense to crack on regardless. Im saying this as an ex fatlad tbh, until 16 I was a social retard.
1f681a No.112463
>>112460
it really shouldnt lad. I do empathise though.
006b5a No.112464
>>112462
it's not logical, lad. I can reason myself to why I shouldn't feel this way but I can't help it.
387823 No.112465
>>112457
*backup arrives*
GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!
YES, YOU NONCE, YOU'RE BEING DETAINED.
>>112458
YOU TOO FUCKFACE
1f681a No.112466
>>112464
then i reckon you should try a combat sport lad. nothing matters when you know you can hurt whomever it is that does end up talking behind your back.
531efc No.112467
>>112461
>Spooky.
lad, very pooky. what have you seen?
>Don't worry lad, we'll go on our beach adventure one day and it'll be awesome. Or it will be awkward, or both. But it'll happen.
i doubt it would be awkward maybe a little bit
>A few ways lad, one was geting my mum to punish me for having mental problems. Surprise, surpise that didn't help me at all and just cause me more problems.
god lad, your mummy sucks. Sorry to hear
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BEE
>>112463
why not?
1f681a No.112468
>>112467
Because its your life, lad, any choices youve made and will make are entirely your own. Nobody knows what led to you making those choices, so their opinion on you cannot possibly matter.
531efc No.112469
>>112468
we are only how other people perceive us lad
4dc365 No.112470
File: 913780b03936fd5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 19.24 KB, 485x323, 485:323, DEhvLkrXsAEOJhr.jpg large.jpg)
>>112465
You'll never take me alive
531efc No.112471
should i force myself to go tonight?
1f681a No.112472
>>112469
>we are only how others percieve us
eureaka, there it is, the difference. That is absolutely false outside of business lad. how could it change anything if people thought about you another way? obviously excluding job interviews, selling, etc
1f681a No.112473
531efc No.112474
>>112472
i think you and me have completely different views on life tbh
>>112473
yeah, but i really dont wanna
1f681a No.112475
>>112474
Smh lad seems that way. I hope you dont feel like this forever tbh.
>dont wanna
have a beer now and decide after it.
f342e7 No.112476
>>112467
>lad, very pooky. what have you seen?
In the dream one there were spiders around me.
531efc No.112477
>>112475
>have a beer now and decide after it.
k good advice
cdee37 No.112478
>>112424
Will this finally be the cure for betaness?
531efc No.112479
>>112476
>In the dream one there were spiders around me.
lad that sounds very uncomfy
1f681a No.112481
>>112478
probably the opposite, alpha males will get mandatory drugs to make the betas.
1f681a No.112482
006b5a No.112483
>no based NA power armour
4c8f1d No.112484
>>112391
I had her on my tinder too. She never liked me back :'(
95673f No.112485
>>112482
JUSTbeeUrself
>>112483
fucking retarded earth cultists tbh
006b5a No.112486
>>112484
SOrry, lad. Only 7 feet or taller
95673f No.112487
>>112486
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!
1f681a No.112489
>>112391
>>112486
>6ft7
id literally need a step ladder for that wtf
4c8f1d No.112490
>>112486
What I lack in height, I make up for in character and charm. Tinder doesn't convey that smh…
531efc No.112491
>>112490
how tall are you lad?
4dc365 No.112492
>>112391
Remember when hulk hogan slammed her at wrestlemania 3
4dc365 No.112495
95673f No.112496
>>112495
TWO SCOOPS?!?!!?!?!?!
f342e7 No.112497
>>112479
I've had a few dreams about those spiders tbh.
4c8f1d No.112498
>>112495
I used to take 5 scoops, now I just do amphetamines pre-workout
531efc No.112499
>>112494
>tfw genetically incapable of leaving humanity behind
531efc No.112500
4c8f1d No.112501
>>112499
I'll be 6'2 in width and no one will stop me
531efc No.112502
>>112501
>dream aesthetic is being a "human chode"
764285 No.112503
>>112498
>just do amphetamines
what one?
AQUATIC APE THEORY REVISITED
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170713082047.htm
>The aquatic ape theory has been disregarded by paleoanthropologists, but it deserves another chance, suggests experts.
95673f No.112504
>>112502
>>112501
actually lol-ed thanks lads
>>112503
>the landwhales were right all along
4dc365 No.112506
File: 2ebc4026843c20b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 200.03 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, 2ebc4026843c20b9aa5718979b….jpg)
006b5a No.112507
*shoots kangaroo in self-defence*
764285 No.112508
>>112504
>tfw we really arent descended from the same apes as niggers
764285 No.112509
74aad3 No.112510
>tfw so low energy I started pouring the kettle in the pot of sugar
>>112507
ahh why he's just relaxing
rabies?
531efc No.112511
>>112505
that doesn't scare me because i know i could kill all of them if you gave me enough time, they're to stupid to actually hurt us lads
>>112507
but why? why didnt they shoot it again?
95673f No.112512
>>112507
>>112509
Oz popo shoots a kanga once and watches it slowly die
>>112510
DON'T talk to me until I've had my pot of sugar and hot water
95673f No.112513
006b5a No.112514
>>112510
Don't know. Guess it was risky having it there?
>>112511
>but why? why didnt they shoot it again?
Guy probably didn't have a clue. Kid passed by but he could have shot it again after.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b7_1479825560
4c8f1d No.112515
>>112503
Was a joke tbh. I just chew nicotine gum whenever I need an energy boost
>>112504
My pleasure pal. Of course the real dream aesthetic is to be a short swordsman, but that will come in time.
531efc No.112516
>>112514
someone points out that he's probs never had to kill anything before and the shot was hard enough to make the first time
4dc365 No.112517
File: ed7c0cadd2346c3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 59.43 KB, 865x678, 865:678, DEUBCOiXkAECanh.jpg large.jpg)
Why do people use ebay, it's full of twats.
006b5a No.112518
German Study Finds Radicalized Muslims Have Little Actual Knowledge Of Islam
>Extremists and Islamophobes alike have attempted to paint violent factions within Islam as the true expression of the faith. But a new study gives credence to what countless Muslim leaders, activists and scholars have argued: that groups like the self-proclaimed Islamic State are Muslim in name alone.
>A group of German scholars at the Universities of Bielefeld and Osnabrück analyzed 5,757 WhatsApp messages found on a phone seized by police following a terrorist attack in the spring of 2016. The messages were exchanged among 12 young men involved in the attack. The attack itself was not identified in the report.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/german-study-finds-radicalized-muslims-have-little-actual-knowledge-of-islam/ar-BBEpMA4?li=BBnbfcL
4dc365 No.112519
>>112518
hurrr islam is a religion of peace
006b5a No.112520
>Make your town a Muslim hellhole
>it's flooded with rats
764285 No.112521
>>112515
>nicotine gum
BUY CHEWING TOBACCO
4dc365 No.112523
>>112521
My objection to chewing tobacco is that the only thing carries a higher risk for mouth cancer than
it is cunnilingus
4c8f1d No.112524
>>112518
We need to educate all of our children to better understand Islam to avoid further attacks. Sharia should be added to the public school curriculum imo.
>>112521
I'll have to ask to gym to install a spitoon.
Is chewing tobacco any good?
764285 No.112525
>>112523
the results are skewed by yanks chewing huge wads of it 24/7 tbh.
531efc No.112526
>>112523
>"sorry lass, i would go down on you but i'm just looking out for myself"
4c8f1d No.112527
>>112523
We all die eventually fam. Doesn't matter if it's lung cancer, mouth cancer or ass cancer roight?
764285 No.112528
>>112524
Its great tbh lad. Snus is better, eugenie poster told me about Northener.com, they ship all sorts of random snus. Its less cancerous than smoking, and gives you more nicotine.
4dc365 No.112529
>>112526
>"sorry darling, but it's less healthy for me than smoking 6 cigarettes in a row"
764285 No.112530
>>112526
kek, dont even suggest it and they dont seem to mind.
531efc No.112531
>>112527
thats usually the same mentality that people have untill they get cancer, like how fat people say "when i get a heart ttack i'll get fit" ( my father knew a guy who said that btw and then the heart attack killed him lmao)
>>112529
kek
531efc No.112532
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Wew, my dad used to sing this to me when i was younger
531efc No.112533
>>112530
the context of my statement was a reply tbh
006b5a No.112534
>>112524
>We need to educate all of our children to better understand Islam to avoid further attacks. Sharia should be added to the public school curriculum imo.
Soon™
531efc No.112535
>>112534
That'll do it to be sure lads
531efc No.112537
>>112536
thankfully my dad gave me a boys name kek
4c8f1d No.112538
>>112528
Suppose it's worth a try one way or the other. It's gonna be a laugh spitting juice at people.
Any recommendations?
>>112531
That's a fair point. But I also find that most people have a life shortening habit, even if they preach healthy ideas.
>>112534
Might just raise my kids like they do in assassins creed tbh.
4dc365 No.112539
>>112536
My biggest problem with Johnny Cash is that he did that Nine Inch Nails cover and made the most miserable song ever recorded.
006b5a No.112540
>>112523
>>112538
>Might just raise my kids like they do in assassins creed tbh.
how's that?
4dc365 No.112541
764285 No.112542
>>112538
kek, good lad. Southern Pride and Chatanooga chew are sweet and weak, thunder snus bags are good and loads of flavours.
531efc No.112543
>>112538
>That's a fair point. But I also find that most people have a life shortening habit, even if they preach healthy ideas.
that in itself is also a fair point lad. Everyones a hypocrite in some way i find
>Might just raise my kids like they do in assassins creed tbh.
cut off their rung fingers?
4c8f1d No.112544
>>112539
But what else would you listen to when they feel miserable?
>>112540
Well the backstory of Desmond is that his parents raised him to do a lot of parkour and shit.
Personally, I'm gonna raise mine to fight both in a cruel and merciless manner and teach him how to write poetry.
006b5a No.112545
>>112541
Replied to you by mistake
4dc365 No.112546
>>112544
>But what else would you listen to when they feel miserable?
Something that won't make me want to top myself, or the Nine Inch Nails version
531efc No.112547
well lads i have to go, be back laters
764285 No.112548
>>112547
bye lad good to see you
531efc No.112549
>>112548
good to see you too
4c8f1d No.112550
>>112542
Thank you lad. I'll make a purchase when I next have some wonga.
>>112543
Personally, I like to run a small cost/benefit analysis before I start any life shortening activities or behaviours.
>rung fingers
Only if they're naughty
4c8f1d No.112551
74aad3 No.112552
>>112518
>what is a fundamentalist
006b5a No.112553
>>112552
Obviously real Islam is that one liberal Mosque that gets hundreds of death threats every day.
129ffd No.112554
>>112277
Didn't they already put some restriction on the sale of it? Didn't want it competing with SSRIs or somesuch.
74aad3 No.112555
>>112553
have they shut down yet?
f342e7 No.112556
>>112547
Late lad, take care.
f342e7 No.112557
4c8f1d No.112558
>>112555
I'm sure it'd be all over the news if a mosque had to shut down due to racism. Not that I watch the news…
74aad3 No.112559
>>112558
this liberal mosque is getting threats from muslims so probably wouldn't be a big thing on the news smh
129ffd No.112560
>>112534
>employers should hire from demographics that generally don't train to do the job in question
I swear they say stuff like this just to radicalise us. They must know that it makes no sense.
764285 No.112561
TRUSTWORTHY TONY SAYS EU WILL COMPROMISE ON FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT
http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-blair-idUKKBN1A0088?il=0
>European Union leaders are willing to change the bloc's rules for the freedom of movement of workers, opening an opportunity for Britain to avoid a damaging "hard Brexit", former prime minister Tony Blair said on Saturday.
129ffd No.112562
>>112561
Doesn't seem very likely tbph
4c8f1d No.112563
>>112559
that's a good point. I didn't know that was the angle because I don't watch the news
>>112560
Government doing stuff like this made me stop believing in illuminati/jewinati type stuff. It just seems strange that the elite do so much dumb stuff.
>>112561
No need to look a gift horse in the mouth tbh
4c8f1d No.112565
>>112564
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4dc365 No.112566
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4c8f1d No.112567
>>112566
I like that one. All girls should wear pale lipstick but I think it suits orientals particularly well
4c8f1d No.112568
>>112567
>>112566
red lipstick****
74aad3 No.112569
>>112563
>
good lad, nothing but propaganda and filth
4dc365 No.112570
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129ffd No.112572
>>112571
I know everyone prefers their own babies all the time but holy shit that's an ugly baby.
4dc365 No.112573
>>112346
>>112345
based white women
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006b5a No.112575
006b5a No.112576
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FRESH CIVIC FENCER AND CIVIC WAIFU
4dc365 No.112577
>>112571
I cannot look at half blacks without having to strongly resisting the urge to ask the mother what it's like to have a child that looks nothing like them
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4dc365 No.112581
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764285 No.112582
>>112579
is that a kickboxing pepe lad?
95673f No.112584
watching chinky tv show in the cytube while waiting for closer to film night to start cooking tbh
95673f No.112588
>>112584
>cao cao gatecrashes a minister's 60th birthday and everyone hates him
>but he's the only one who drinks the minister's wine openly, not covering his mouth (so you can only pretend to drink it)
second time watching the TV series tbh, missed lots of stuff first time.
going to start cooking at half past I guess
006b5a No.112589
PLEASE PLEEEEEASE IT'S ALL I ASK FOR
006b5a No.112592
Remember that ice cream orgy? The song about "sex junk"? Emmy time!
>It's a Jew masturbating themselves episode
387823 No.112593
>>112589
how would doctor who being cast as non white threaten whitey?
006b5a No.112594
>>112591
She's not lesbian, just autistic
387823 No.112595
>>112591
get ready son the party van is on the way
92faa2 No.112596
>>112594
>She's not lesbian, just autistic
Which is why I love her, lad
4c8f1d No.112597
>>112590
doesn't matter so long as we win right?
006b5a No.112598
She must steal your genes.
006b5a No.112599
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>>112597
Yeah lad It's just a memi because they have skulls on their helmets, referencing this video
006b5a No.112600
74aad3 No.112601
>>112591
>moomin jumper
ahhh I want
006b5a No.112602
>>112601
wew read that as Mooman jumper
4c8f1d No.112603
>>112599
Ooooooooooh, I see. I'm really weak on memis and references rn
92faa2 No.112604
>>>/n/557631
>>>/pol/10255180
129ffd No.112606
>>112589
>weak
But I thought the toxic masculopatriarchy gave them power over the universe? How are they weak?
4c8f1d No.112607
>>112604
why do I want these files ???
129ffd No.112608
>>112604
Is it a being ruled by foreign powers is fine so long as it isn't Russia episode?
764285 No.112609
wew lads this one nearly killed me
006b5a No.112610
>>112609
But you'll keep trying?
4c8f1d No.112611
>>112609
how bad for the nose is snuff?
74aad3 No.112613
>>112612
you have to tame one lad so cute
74aad3 No.112614
watching Zulu at 8pm I guess
74aad3 No.112616
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764285 No.112618
>>112610
dunno lad my eyes were watering for 15 mins, felt like having my nostril cauterised. Might mix it with some weaker stuff.
>>112611
not bad at all tbh, very slight increased risk of nasal cancer, some studies say no risk.
4dc365 No.112620
95673f No.112621
>>112618
must be all the curry, indians can't appreciate smell or taste unless it's nuclear-strength
74aad3 No.112622
>>112618
will you be the first person to lose their septum from snuff use?
>>112619
is that coleslaw on the side?
>>112620
wew bit mean
95673f No.112623
>>112622
and a tiny bit on top of the burger
can barely bite them tbh, should have gotten some burger stakes for that extra fanciness
764285 No.112624
>>112621
very true, this has no taste or smell, it just burns like goddamn acid.
>>112622
already got a hole between my nostrils about 20mm into my nose, stupid miaowmiaow tbh.
4c8f1d No.112626
>>112618
you ever snuff and chew? >:)
74aad3 No.112627
>>112623
ahhhh I bet they're great
>>112624
ouch lad..
4c8f1d No.112628
>>112624
It must've been fun being a teen in the noughties. No one does Mcat anymore
95673f No.112629
764285 No.112630
>>112626
and smoke at the same time. yeah after a few drinks tbh. Snuff and csnus stop me chainsmoking though.
>>112627
Didnt/doesnt hurt tbh, just weird to sniff something in one nostril and have it drip out of the other one a few minutes later.
>>112628
>no one does mcat anymore
I have a whole phonebook that would beg to differ lad, top kek.
764285 No.112631
REMINDER
>St John's wort also decreases the levels of estrogens, such as estradiol, by speeding up its metabolism
4dc365 No.112632
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>>112631
I can't find any St John's wort that actually contains St John's wort tbh
129ffd No.112633
>>112631
Reminder not to expose your male children to plastics
4dc365 No.112636
curbstomping cans is surprisingly therapeutic tbh
539adf No.112637
>>112636
what do you mean? literally stamping on drinks cans?
4dc365 No.112638
>>112637
I crush them to put them in my recycling bin, and stamping on them is a good method for properly crushing them
539adf No.112639
>>112638
this is fair, but why do you nees to crush them? you can fit atleast 250 cans in a recycling bin iirc.
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4dc365 No.112641
>>112640
Also, we have tri-weekly bin collections because my council is fucking awful
539adf No.112642
NEW THREAD REQUIRED URGENTLY
539adf No.112643
>>112640
>1 person @ 10 cans a day x 3 weeks = 210 cans
fair enough
>>112641
>tri weekly
take your cans down the recycling yourself tbh, I do.
539adf No.112644
4dc365 No.112646
>>112644
obviously time to make them illegal highs
74aad3 No.112649