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Just what you need to make you feel better

File: 0df431d743f90eb⋯.png (42.84 KB, 404x238, 202:119, 1431863234813.png)

f53bba  No.109000

Brexit: Japan Slaps Down Brussels, Could Do Trade Deal with Britain BEFORE the EU

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/09/brexit-japan-slaps-brussels-trade-deal-britain-eu/

Muslim Radio Station Claims it Broadcast 25 Hours of Violent Al Qaeda Speeches ‘By Mistake’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/08/radio-urging-violence-non-muslims/

Albanians Mass Migrate to Bulgaria for EU Passports, ‘Gateway to England’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/09/albanians-migrate-bulgaria-eu-passports-gateway-england/

Islamist ‘Morality Police’ Using Violence, Intimidation to Enforce Shariah Law in Germany

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/09/gangs-chechen-morality-police-violence-intimidation-shariah-law-germany/

f53bba  No.109001

File: 83f2dc5aca50608⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 801.04 KB, 1280x738, 640:369, vlcsnap-00256.png)

IT BEGINS


8a3fc3  No.109003

username: hereugo

password: hereugo

take it


e032e5  No.109004

File: e7a241e4ff10002⋯.png (147.17 KB, 596x650, 298:325, DruidjakHidingItFull.png)

third for wasting money on theory tests that won't happen until august

also druids


eb8434  No.109005

>>109004

Fourth for waiting for fucking ever for a practical test

also how do you clean cosmoline off a bayonet? Asking for a friend.


e032e5  No.109006

>>109005

soft rags? you probably buff it out


426833  No.109007

File: ee8aaaa148d9953⋯.jpg (51.05 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, DDMer6VWsAEqt1p.jpg large.jpg)

>>109001

STOP

POSTING

TRANNIES


d17fe8  No.109008

File: ba35a7167c9501c⋯.png (8 KB, 418x408, 209:204, b7dc58855fddb94f5260498604….png)

>>109000

Oh I am sorry I forgot to make a new thread

>>109001

An animu?


d17fe8  No.109009

>>109005

What did your friend use the bayonet for? Also what's the point of a bayonet over a regular knife?


eb8434  No.109010

>>109003

????

>>109006

I've had a look online and it seems either WD40 or boiling water are the best bet. And the stuff can really get into the nooks and crannies of these things smh tbh/

>>109009

generally bigger and cooler than most knives, and surplus ones made at the same quality as very expensive fixed knives today are cheaper general purpose tool knife, which is essentially what a bayonet is if you don't attached it to a gun.


d17fe8  No.109011

File: 73c349e6c4f4c17⋯.png (71.49 KB, 250x150, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f3290e288ba081b⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1300x866, 650:433, ClipboardImage.png)

Really looks like people are just dumping their rubbish niggers in Europe


d17fe8  No.109012

>>109010

do you have a pic of yours?


f53bba  No.109013

File: b1c4d4c8c0117de⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 168.81 KB, 1144x562, 572:281, Saber_of_Red_A-1_Pictures_….png)

>>109008

Fate Apocrypha's anime adaptation started a few days ago. It's where Astolfo comes from.

She will be overshadowed in popularity by Mordred though because everyone loves Saber clones.


d17fe8  No.109014

File: 716580213696a65⋯.png (633.31 KB, 512x724, 128:181, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109013

THICC PLATE HIPS

Astolfo seems to get a lot of fan art too though already, so this will probably just get even more made.

Watched fate/zero and liked it but got bored with the latest series tbh.


d17fe8  No.109015

File: 95328ceb7280b53⋯.png (524.71 KB, 640x857, 640:857, ClipboardImage.png)

CNN actually redpilled?


d17fe8  No.109016

File: 0986e6da8b21e83⋯.png (438.18 KB, 1024x394, 512:197, ClipboardImage.png)

soon


d17fe8  No.109017

File: 86fe0d6b3bc14b7⋯.png (926.78 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, ClipboardImage.png)

BIG SHOULDERS


f53bba  No.109018

File: dbfa383085c93e8⋯.jpg (409.01 KB, 1200x1545, 80:103, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

Mordred is a friend of the Saxons and the rightful King of Britain tbh.


426833  No.109019

>>109018

is that a lad or a lass


f53bba  No.109020

File: a3e503d0c510faa⋯.jpg (113.84 KB, 595x794, 595:794, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

>>109019

100% lass, no benis or any funny business like that. Her dad is a woman though.


d17fe8  No.109021

>>109019

They made Arthur a female and since Mordred was a female I am sure they made her male in the series tbh. She just looks like a lass.


eb8434  No.109022

>>109016

>grew up

>that image

wew


d17fe8  No.109023

File: 1d9f7a0128189e4⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 645x968, 645:968, 1484780184128.jpg)

wait. Why did I think mordred was a female? Guess I confused him with Morgana no bullies


f53bba  No.109024

File: f73ee48e08603ea⋯.png (471.84 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….png)

>>109023

>not even knowing your own cultural folklore

Lad…


d17fe8  No.109025

File: 074d7dae39e1c1a⋯.png (448.48 KB, 1070x601, 1070:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109022

At least his stache and beard seems to connect


eb8434  No.109026

File: b11a7658f8bba14⋯.png (1.33 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

This is your brain on Mogg (tm)


f53bba  No.109027

>>109026

He looks a lot like my dad tbh.


426833  No.109028

>>109026

The only acceptable catholic


d17fe8  No.109029

File: 67c7423dd408b8c⋯.png (281 KB, 520x665, 104:133, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109024

I knew it, I swear

Pic related is Merlin. At least he has a white robe


d17fe8  No.109030

>>109026

Where is Sixtus?


f53bba  No.109031

>>109029

It's definitely a he, right?

>>109030

That's an old picture commemorating the birth of his fifth child.


eb8434  No.109032

>>109027

>>109028

>>109030

They all look so proper.


d17fe8  No.109033

File: d281ae1c6c97718⋯.png (1.26 MB, 770x1090, 77:109, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109031

>It's definitely a he, right?

Yeah


d17fe8  No.109034

File: 4b133556851cc18⋯.png (2.15 MB, 1920x1280, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>no room filled with teddy bears and books


f53bba  No.109035

File: e1b11aab4e21a13⋯.png (488.89 KB, 749x500, 749:500, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109032

He's a good lad. Always been behind Brexit.

>>109033

I had my doubts for a moment. He does use genderbending magic in the Fate canon.


426833  No.109036

>>109029

MERLIN'S PREPUBESCENT CHIN!


d17fe8  No.109037

>>109035

>He does use genderbending magic in the Fate canon.

Of course. I guess they were inspired by Varg's video on crossdressing druids.

>>109036

Top kek


f53bba  No.109038

File: 453d13da5979f11⋯.jpg (275.01 KB, 622x1088, 311:544, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

>Merlin was a Based Slytherin in Harry Potter

Only a dark wizard would use their magic to defend Britain.

>>109036

WEW

>>109037

>Varg's video on crossdressing druids

Is that for real?


d17fe8  No.109039

>>109038

>Is that for real?

Yeah. I forget the name of it though. I'll see if I can find it.

>Only a dark wizard would use their magic to defend Britain.

Top kek. ROMANS AND SAXONS WELCOME


d17fe8  No.109040

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109038

starts at 1 min 37 seconds.


426833  No.109041

File: e0a707b84c306d1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 127.94 KB, 750x937, 750:937, DDsDnYDXkAAE3ib.jpg large.jpg)


d17fe8  No.109042

File: 72cdd4aaf592bcb⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1335x920, 267:184, ClipboardImage.png)

Do manlets who get leg lengthening surgery become obsessed with surgery like the people who get plastic surgery?


f53bba  No.109043

>>109040

>spirits are crossdressers and the only way to use them is to crossdress yourself

Ah, deepest lore. I guess that means Astolfo is at one with the spirit world.


d17fe8  No.109044

>>109043

Her being a paladin it only makes sense to be dressed like that.


d17fe8  No.109045

File: 7147eb5c4432abf⋯.png (289.83 KB, 480x480, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

going to try the bike again. Wish me luck.


426833  No.109046

>>109043

So it's not just because he's a massive slag and trapbait


f53bba  No.109047

File: 712a3bc7bca4d14⋯.png (661.26 KB, 530x886, 265:443, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….png)

>>109045

Stay safe lad.

>>109046

Not at all, he is merely preserving are ancient pagan customs.


426833  No.109048

>>109047

S L A G


f6bde7  No.109049

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


426833  No.109050

File: 9ee2b33a495696a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 114.12 KB, 1280x852, 320:213, DD3kXgyXUAEZ6-U.jpg large.jpg)


eb8434  No.109051

Just watched the Fifth Element lads


8a3fc3  No.109052

here is a free board

take it

username: hereugo

password: hereugo


e032e5  No.109053

File: 87d55b5e1b1495b⋯.png (409.77 KB, 805x450, 161:90, fifthelement(you).png)

>>109051

here-is-your-task-to-carry-on-the-knowledge-to-the-druids-after-you

time-not-important-only-shitposting-important


76d984  No.109054

>>109052

>/politics/

WEW


eb8434  No.109055

>>109053

MULTIPOST


eb8434  No.109056

>>109053

Felt sorry for those walking mech things, pretty cool design tbh.


76d984  No.109057

File: e76556357ce8e2c⋯.png (6.62 KB, 225x224, 225:224, 731eafef116329f95020a54a36….png)

I guess I'm bo of /politics/ now


e032e5  No.109058

File: 7e08a271169a6b9⋯.png (1007.38 KB, 864x658, 432:329, multipost.png)


e032e5  No.109059

File: 7e08a271169a6b9⋯.png (1007.38 KB, 864x658, 432:329, multipost.png)

>>109055

*commits to the joke*


e032e5  No.109060

File: 7e08a271169a6b9⋯.png (1007.38 KB, 864x658, 432:329, multipost.png)

>>109056

>the fifth element universe will never be expanded upon

>>109057

grats


e032e5  No.109061

File: aca2e624ecd3eaa⋯.png (377.37 KB, 590x578, 295:289, reallymakesyougohmm.png)

File: 7e08a271169a6b9⋯.png (1007.38 KB, 864x658, 432:329, multipost.png)

do I make a big bacon cheese jam and egg baguette sandwich now and have a big pizza later or just have a pizza

questions


426833  No.109062

>>109057

everyone is


76d984  No.109063

>>109062

changed the password


d17fe8  No.109064

File: 620695c2c6f0cbe⋯.png (258.32 KB, 1008x1600, 63:100, ClipboardImage.png)

HERE COME DAT BOI


65eb8a  No.109065

bonjour


d17fe8  No.109066

File: 84587cbc2833e83⋯.webm (1.72 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1499690653991[1].webm)

>It's a Western Europe episode


426833  No.109067

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)


d17fe8  No.109068

File: 08b0bc438cc33a0⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1063x1599, 1063:1599, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109067

Maybe it would have sold more if he didn't come out supporting noncery.


426833  No.109069

>>109068

is that a woman dressed as a man dressed as a woman


d17fe8  No.109070

>>109069

Yeah. I suggest you turn the imperium men into women instead of killing them.


426833  No.109071

>>109070

>trannies

No


d17fe8  No.109072

File: 10635548830f56e⋯.png (1.34 MB, 811x1436, 811:1436, ClipboardImage.png)


426833  No.109073

>>109072

What caused him to lose his chin?


d17fe8  No.109074

File: 677e81fdcdc5925⋯.png (8.46 MB, 2500x1869, 2500:1869, ClipboardImage.png)

*blocks your path*


d17fe8  No.109075

File: 37aa0307a1ded80⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1080x754, 540:377, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b5b62ff145aa5dc⋯.png (1.81 MB, 1024x828, 256:207, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 23221bc92a44011⋯.png (265.02 KB, 328x583, 328:583, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6e3ddebdab2fa32⋯.png (284.76 KB, 389x537, 389:537, ClipboardImage.png)

File: eca45469de02026⋯.png (363.23 KB, 427x533, 427:533, ClipboardImage.png)


d17fe8  No.109076

File: 51d81bd322392a4⋯.png (186.44 KB, 320x453, 320:453, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9ce72cca88881af⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1257x669, 419:223, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4fbdc589cbab4a2⋯.png (1.1 MB, 683x913, 683:913, ClipboardImage.png)

BASED BLACK MAN


d17fe8  No.109077

File: 6b4a7925d28792e⋯.png (918.09 KB, 600x900, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

*tips*


d17fe8  No.109078

File: 98f7fa10701898b⋯.png (663.91 KB, 982x781, 982:781, ClipboardImage.png)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


426833  No.109079

Has any man ever been this based before

http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/hate-viscount-called-gina-miller-hideous-jumped-immigrant/

>A viscount who allegedly offered £5,000 for someone to run over anti-Brexit figurehead Gina Miller said torturing Tony Blair and David Cameron would give him an orgasm, a court heard.

>>109078

Powerful early steps into imperium


d17fe8  No.109080

>>109079

top fucking kek


f53bba  No.109081

File: 4171a48bd411c95⋯.jpg (243.42 KB, 1690x1200, 169:120, __archer_of_black_archer_o….jpg)

http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/07/09/new-york-times-donald-trump-keep-dissing-jews/

>Barack Obama spent two decades worshipping in, and contributing to, an antisemitic church; he visited the German city of Dresden on the same trip as a visit to the Buchenwald concentration camp, thereby affirming a moral equivalence that white supremacists and Holocaust revisionists have tried to create for decades; and gave billions of dollars to the antisemitic Iranian regime. The liberal columnists of the New York Times did not seem to be alarmed.

wtf i love obama now


eb8434  No.109082

>>109072

lanklets, when will they learn


e032e5  No.109083

File: 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png)

>being uncomfortably aware of a little bit of baguette stuck in a gumhole

going to break out the floss tonight


b369d3  No.109084

File: 1aec55f17b75953⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 2.24 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 12509876567.webm)

File: 4728ebe95ab919a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82.96 KB, 750x938, 375:469, ming xi.jpg)

File: b33a33f558bbda1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 108.08 KB, 1050x1575, 2:3, bai ling.jpg)

File: 7842284da356b18⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.78 MB, 426x240, 71:40, i8765434567.webm)

IMPERIUM™


d17fe8  No.109085

File: a16afc0424a16cd⋯.png (507.59 KB, 822x1015, 822:1015, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109081

>Obama was a based black man all along


426833  No.109086

>>109084

good lad


b369d3  No.109087

File: 96bd79ea9278ba3⋯.jpg (114.12 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 58679585.jpg)

>>109086

Cheers senpai


426833  No.109088

File: a58dd779776248c⋯.jpg (138.93 KB, 500x750, 2:3, hgfgvkj.jpg)

tbh lads


f53bba  No.109089

File: 86b432ef622217b⋯.png (435.51 KB, 413x1000, 413:1000, ClipboardImage.png)

>Richard the Lionheart is also a cuteboy


426833  No.109090

>>109088

meant to spoiler that tbh


b369d3  No.109091

File: f5a32fc70806dfc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 103.05 KB, 653x987, 653:987, 796897857645.jpg)

Any news on what or who caused the fire in Camden Market?


d17fe8  No.109092

File: af98e7869ac59f1⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1163x1700, 1163:1700, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109089

*cuffs him*


f53bba  No.109093

File: 9461e1302fea3b3⋯.png (535 B, 79x73, 79:73, (sweats).png)

>>109092

W-where are you taking him?


d17fe8  No.109094

>>109091

Not that I've seen


d17fe8  No.109095

>>109093

Police headquarters boringly enough smh


f53bba  No.109096

>>109095

Still might end in rape tbh.


426833  No.109097

File: 4a9a6cb6f3c7a7d⋯.gif (312 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 4a9a6cb6f3c7a7d6dca2df9957….gif)


d17fe8  No.109098

>>109096

I am sure they will let him keep his armour for protection


d17fe8  No.109099

Also

>Japan

>rape

wew


426833  No.109100


b369d3  No.109101

File: 853d873233ee871⋯.jpg (362.54 KB, 1280x1920, 2:3, 877586547546.jpg)

Hello

Yes, this is Imperium …. to whom am I speaking to?


d17fe8  No.109102

>>109100

Nigger in the woodpile? How is that even a saying?


d17fe8  No.109103

File: 0a2decb864dd2e3⋯.jpg (114.28 KB, 1209x756, 403:252, 0a2decb864dd2e39d9c2e4004c….jpg)

>>109101

This is the Welsh Empire, kill yourself.


f53bba  No.109104

File: 1f49ddd2ef96fc7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.2 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109099

It's more likely than you think, especially if you're cute and use public transport.

>>109100

Based old-fashioned phrases.


d17fe8  No.109105

>>109104

w-wew I think you've been reading too many doujins, lass


b369d3  No.109106

File: 5d14ef24fc49202⋯.jpg (73.57 KB, 615x923, 615:923, 967855675847345765.jpg)

>>109103

*puts phone down and shrugs off threats caused by jealousy*


426833  No.109107

File: 2d57ad58e458a48⋯.jpg (62.14 KB, 540x677, 540:677, DBQ4oPJXoAMCTWe.jpg large.jpg)

>>109103

jealous white """woman""" detected


b369d3  No.109108

File: 93c0a4e02d5ed91⋯.jpg (338.78 KB, 745x623, 745:623, 07965847363526.jpg)

>>109105

>lass

there are lasses here?


eb8434  No.109109


d17fe8  No.109110

>>109106

>>109107

Nice scripts, lads

>>109108

We have at least 3.


d17fe8  No.109111

File: c8d54dc863b4601⋯.png (1.5 MB, 1500x930, 50:31, ClipboardImage.png)


b369d3  No.109112

File: c7f0e106992cb1f⋯.jpg (22.13 KB, 615x409, 615:409, phwoar.jpg)

>>109110

>We have at least 3.

names?

location?

relationship status?


d17fe8  No.109113

>>109112

Who are you? leave are lasses alone


b369d3  No.109114

>>109113

>Who are you?

why should that matter

we are all nameless here


d17fe8  No.109115

File: 5bb6a4797524607⋯.png (17.01 KB, 568x425, 568:425, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109114

we are a community and you are an invader


bf524d  No.109116

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anne Marie Waters On Brexit


bf524d  No.109117

>>109115

Get him, boss!


b369d3  No.109118

File: 99d636064b2444c⋯.jpg (13.97 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 8767765665.jpg)

>>109115

heh heh heh


426833  No.109119

File: 21ba7b96077a5e7⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 188x341, 188:341, 1462828666268.jpg)

>>109115

>a community


3f5021  No.109120

is wessex here lads?


d17fe8  No.109121

>>109120

a few hours ago


bf524d  No.109122

File: 5548f186e3a82ed⋯.jpg (196.89 KB, 1316x930, 658:465, DickDastardlyUpdated.jpg)

>>109118

Dick Dastardly, and Mutley, have changed a bit since we were younglings.


69ea01  No.109123

File: 3e48e642e0e77ec⋯.jpg (32.42 KB, 455x341, 455:341, laughing satan.jpg)

>>109112

>he doesn't know what the "lasses" really are


d17fe8  No.109124

>>109122

great pic


d17fe8  No.109125

>>109123

A lass is a lass is a lass. Hullo Deer leader


bf524d  No.109126

File: 36c9db936ab1fc9⋯.jpg (107.85 KB, 970x544, 485:272, Zardoz-1.jpg)

>>109121

Did everyone enjoy Zardoz last night.

I was too exhausted to stay up for it. I actually had 16 hours sleep last night. Feel fine now.


d17fe8  No.109127

>>109126

it was weird. Not what I expected tbh

>I actually had 16 hours sleep last night. Feel fine now.

wew lad. That's good.


e032e5  No.109128

File: 7fdaaef2dd5bbf6⋯.png (650.75 KB, 906x799, 906:799, 345658989.png)

>>109120

lurking tbh

got some musings to post in brit/pol/ later but not much apart from that.

Even though the theory lads said the next slot was this week, or two weeks hence, the earliest I was able to apply was August 7, so the schedule rolls back again, smh

>>109126

it was good lad


69ea01  No.109129

>>109125

Hi lad

Been busy lately and I still have shit to do I don't have to do it but I want to and I have a wedding in a few days rooo


bf524d  No.109130

>>109124

Yeah, it is isn't it? I particularly like how Mutley looks.

I always wanted Dick Dastardly to win, it was always his cheating that fucked him up.


3f5021  No.109131

>>109128

*gives you a dead leg*

I went back to the canopy today and had to replace a cable, it took me over an hour to unknot the bloody cables in the bag


d17fe8  No.109132

>>109129

better be good shit, lad…

>>109130

never really watched it tbh. Just remember seeing it a few times


e032e5  No.109133

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109130

>>109124

>they never caught the pigeon

>the show is titled "stop the pigeon" and not "catch that pigeon"MANDELA EFFECT AAHHH

>>109131

'pologies, I'll have to get zipties or something next time, once they were out of the packing it was all over

the installed cables didn't snap or anything? hope it's not subpar dago engineering that frays after a week's usage


3f5021  No.109134

>>109133

its alright lad, probably need to bring some sort of spool to wind them onto tbh. Nah it seems fine, just had to adjust 2 of the cables to make it tighter and shut in a straight line. the motor doesnt work properly, hes calling the company about it. Smh pain in the arse lazy spanish cunts.


bf524d  No.109135

File: 858df480be986e6⋯.jpg (152.95 KB, 1264x1600, 79:100, zardozpic.jpg)

>>109127

>it was weird. Not what I expected tbh

It is a weird movie, you have to get beyond the strange 1970 psychedelic kitsch and see the ideas underneath.

The immortals are like SJWs, living in their insulated safe space away from the "Brutals", in a falsely maintained society of "absolute equality" amongst each other. As a result, gender roles have been destroyed, they have lost fertility, men are extremely effeminate, and the women rule their increasingly dysfunctional community, where more an more people are either becoming thought criminals, or turning renegade.

If you look for it, there is even a sub-plot of a social media trial for a "micro-aggression" - projecting a negative thought during 2nd level meditation - that takes place, of George Satan.

Friend is on Satan's side, as indeed, would have been Arthur Crane - Zardoz - who have secretly conspired to destroy their sick society. This is where Zed comes in; he is an ubermensch created by Zardoz through selective breading in the outlands, outside of the awareness of the immortals.

It's actually one of my favourite films of all time.


69ea01  No.109136

File: 092c5db29e210aa⋯.jpg (106.16 KB, 1280x715, 256:143, baneception.jpg)

>>109132

It's not 4u lad


bf524d  No.109137

>>109133

>>they never caught the pigeon

I didn't say anything about pigeons.

I said I always wanted him to win. He had the coolest car.


3f5021  No.109138

im now a master at cutting my own hair lads


eb8434  No.109139

File: e6288d1de3cab52⋯.png (2.9 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109138

How short lad?


d17fe8  No.109140

>>109135

yeah got all that, but thanks, lad. Not sure if someone who don't know what we do would get ti though,

>>109136

It's not for any of us?

>>109138

Cutting your own hair? How?


e032e5  No.109141

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109137

It's the same character lad, dick is a man of the world and held many jobs. I never watched Wacky Races but I do remember Catch That Pigeon where he should have won and caught the pigeon also, aiding the kaiser's war effort

>>109140

1. put a bowl on your head

2. shave around it

tactical bowl cut


69ea01  No.109142

>>109140

It's not board related


e032e5  No.109143

File: 09c0546dbdf3be1⋯.png (84.8 KB, 518x178, 259:89, ClipboardImage.png)

>americans put sugar on their bacon

at least I use fruit-sugar jam smh


3f5021  No.109144

>>109139

#0 - full romper-stomper tbh.

>>109140

clippers lad. Its doing my neck thats the hardest tbh, cant bloody see it, smh.


3f5021  No.109145

>>109143

they put sugar in bread too tbh.


bf524d  No.109146

File: 4e46881e8b28d05⋯.png (123.72 KB, 1250x1250, 1:1, 4e46881e8b28d05a31cc5de2d4….png)

>>109140

>yeah got all that,

Yeah, I believe you.


eb8434  No.109148

File: e907ab1d59796ec⋯.png (954.19 KB, 736x874, 16:19, ClipboardImage.png)

*blocks your racetrack*


bf524d  No.109149

>>109148

She only ever won because of muh-vagina and white kinghting.

Fucking thot.


d17fe8  No.109150

>>109146

It just fits our society so well and other societies before us. It seems like it came out way before it's time.


69ea01  No.109151

File: f9e3b6f881b4bc6⋯.jpg (63.54 KB, 640x426, 320:213, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….jpg)

pure

kino


69ea01  No.109152

File: d371567d684db67⋯.jpg (86.57 KB, 700x456, 175:114, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….jpg)

File: 4f44db45a267d89⋯.jpg (29.25 KB, 400x310, 40:31, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….jpg)

File: a07747f822642bc⋯.jpg (31.02 KB, 720x540, 4:3, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….jpg)

File: 985d0dc1ccc1625⋯.jpg (73.05 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….jpg)

File: 4d8f0e46208627f⋯.png (495.73 KB, 731x569, 731:569, Doctor Who - Warriors Gate….png)

absolute

kino


bf524d  No.109153

>>109150

Yeah, it's prophetic.

I don't know anyone that notices the trial for a micro-aggression, conducted on social media, subplot.


bf524d  No.109154


3f5021  No.109155

what are you nigs doing? Im bored tbh.


69ea01  No.109156

File: 7c97d5fb05e08a7⋯.png (43.84 KB, 578x441, 578:441, what is kino.png)


426833  No.109157

File: 17b6eee92cedb51⋯.jpg (160.67 KB, 840x1260, 2:3, 17b6eee92cedb514d947ea6682….jpg)

>>109145

Yank bread is awful


3f5021  No.109158

>>109157

quite like it sometimes, with some well salty and oily yank butter.


d17fe8  No.109159

>>109153

Do you know a lot of people who have seen it, lad?

>>109155

same, lad. Nothing tbh


d17fe8  No.109160

File: 27dd84bf05f028a⋯.png (1.41 MB, 1200x756, 100:63, ClipboardImage.png)

Is this Ben's fetish?


bf524d  No.109161

>>109159

Yeah. I've been watching that movie for a long time.


bf524d  No.109162

>>109160

Where's the original for that?


76d984  No.109163

File: ef754e9ca7e43cd⋯.jpg (83.1 KB, 496x576, 31:36, 12412545.jpg)

>>109160

>no labels

I don't believe it


eb8434  No.109164

>>109155

I was gonna look something up and got distracted and now I can't remember what I was going to do.


3f5021  No.109165

>>109164

look at this, lad:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/07/170705164453.htm

>Engineers have designed the first battery-free cellphone that can send and receive calls using only a few microwatts of power, which it harvests from ambient radio signals or light


453456  No.109166

File: a4e2a82857dcb78⋯.gif (15.04 KB, 450x130, 45:13, 09_ani.gif)

>drives big phallic car

>gets distracted by thot

>car falls to pieces

what did they mean by this?


eb8434  No.109167

>>109165

Ooooh, that's high tech


d17fe8  No.109168

>>109163

>Russia

>EU

>USA

>Trump

>Putin

>Angela Merkel


d17fe8  No.109169

>>109166

The penis is evil


69ea01  No.109170

File: ee1d05da8a21ab9⋯.png (1.63 MB, 1029x810, 343:270, what the floodily doodily.png)

>>109160

>Mutti's big boobs


76d984  No.109171

File: a9c47c9a2260a8f⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1200x756, 100:63, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109168

one more thing


426833  No.109172

File: 74fcd9b5ced11eb⋯.gif (472.94 KB, 297x212, 297:212, le sacked from top gear fa….gif)


bf524d  No.109173

>>109169

Yeah, Zardoz says that because the Immortals are trying to control the population of Brutals.

Then later they try to use the Brutals to grow food for them.


d17fe8  No.109174

File: e05db1e71ef74b6⋯.png (42.02 KB, 826x795, 826:795, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109171

Can't pop this bubble


9bedd3  No.109175

File: c0b0b77928e80f4⋯.gif (62.4 KB, 244x436, 61:109, PE307.gif)

Afternoon Laddos.

How was your weekend?


d17fe8  No.109176

>>109175

afternoon lad.. Was alright. Did nothing so the usual. Yours?


6facc3  No.109177

File: 73170a4861e0d10⋯.png (19.53 KB, 128x128, 1:1, spoiler.png)

>>109175

>gif

>not animated


9bedd3  No.109178

>>109176

>Yours?

Had a D&D session on Saturday, made some nice progression on our quest and stole lots of loot tbh. I also drank a mini keg of Hob Goblin so I feel ill ngl. Smh.


d17fe8  No.109179

File: 5709ebda7e316de⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

What did Pewdiepie mean by this?


bf524d  No.109180

>>109179

What video is that from?


9bedd3  No.109181

>>109045

How did the bike ride go, lad?


6facc3  No.109182

>>109116

>>109116

>the EU was won out of spite rather than making economic and cultural sense

Silly bint tbqf


d17fe8  No.109183

>>109178

You play online or what? never really played anything like that tbh. Is hobgoblin the obligatory drink for D&D sessions?

>>109180

title in the top left

>>109181

I survived, lad. Not as hot or sunny today as last time. Feel like I've lost my mad bicycling skills though tbh. Way more careful with the way I ride.


e032e5  No.109184

File: 6200976ae1775b9⋯.png (204.24 KB, 465x410, 93:82, 31243464.png)

>>109178

what's your character lad?

>playing a rune cleric but there's no actual mechanic allowing you to use runic spellcasting


eb8434  No.109185

File: 8b05c5e1345e63d⋯.png (844.61 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e3f962668d997cc⋯.png (739.41 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 94ad42067b2bfce⋯.png (956.19 KB, 960x720, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 3f1f4aaacc426a2⋯.png (834.6 KB, 720x960, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

Humber pig for sale £3250 Ono

The pig has been stored in a barn for the last 6 years, the engine turns freely on the starter but there's no spark, the old switch panel was full of rust and a new one is supplied. It's a very complete vehicle. The previous owner replaced the rear axle so there a couple of things that need fitting still but everything appears to be there,

Viewing welcome

Transport can be arranged

Lincoln area


bf524d  No.109186

>>109183

>title in the top left

Yeah, saw that after posting. Thanks.


3f5021  No.109187

>>109175

alright lad, busy tbh.

>>109185

>£3250

i could live in that.


eb8434  No.109188

>>109187

Probably isn't very fuel efficient or useful in urban areas. could you banger race it?


d17fe8  No.109189

>>109185

now that's a van I'd feel safe sleeping in


3f5021  No.109190

>>109188

>not fuel efficient or useful in urban areas

Id stay in the hills with that tbh.

>banger race it

definitely not lad, unless they have an APC class, kek.


3f5021  No.109191

>>109189

wouldnt you feel safe in a normal van?


eb8434  No.109192

File: 15f841f86015429⋯.png (1021.17 KB, 960x639, 320:213, ClipboardImage.png)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/292174685847?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2649&clk_rvr_id=1254055585131&rmvSB=true

Fresh Barn extraction Engine runs and drives, very rusty, Interior seats have been covered with

heavy duty seat covers and are very good condition Dash in good order door cards are in solid and will clean well this is a 1275cc engine with twin carbs.

V5 Will need to be aplied for


3f5021  No.109193

>>109192

if youre looking for bangers lad just phone a scrapyard and ask to borrow/buy a car before they crush it.


d17fe8  No.109194

>>109191

No. Don't really feel safe in my room either tbh.


eb8434  No.109195

>>109193

Nah I was browsing barn find pages on facebook.


3f5021  No.109196

>>109194

really? that must suck tbh. What are you worried about?


e032e5  No.109197

File: 7effdf676af682d⋯.png (85.14 KB, 303x301, 303:301, verysmugpepe.png)

>>109194

by the wise advice of vanlad, wear steel toes 24/7 and you will always feel safe and able to break shins


3f5021  No.109198

>>109197

tbh lad.


9bedd3  No.109199

>>109183

>You play online or what?

I play with a small group of RL freinds.

>Is hobgoblin the obligatory drink for D&D sessions?

Not really, a friend just happened to bring me a mini keg as a gift and once you open them they need to be finished within 72 hours so I drank it. We also drank Mead.

>Feel like I've lost my mad bicycling skills though tbh.

But you never forget how to ride a bike, lad.

>>109184

This was only our second session tbh although the DM has been playing for over a year with another group. I am an Illuskan Cleric. Still learning the ropes ngl.

>>109185

A very comfy happening fort right there, presuming you never want to replace any parts, travel any distance or at a speed above 50mph.

>>109187

>busy tbh.

Where are you working this week, lad?


3f5021  No.109200

>>109199

got a few days off tbh, maybe re-survey in guildford wednesday then eastbourne thursday & friday, then maidstone saturday.


d17fe8  No.109201

>>109196

Irrational fear of being murdered tbh

>>109197

Won't your feet feel awkward and heavy?

>>109199

>But you never forget how to ride a bike, lad.

No, but I'm not as confident as I was. I guess it also has to do with my hand/arm injuries which makes my grip seem a bit weaker and more awkward.


d17fe8  No.109202

File: 2e469fae6a2952e⋯.png (349.53 KB, 410x599, 410:599, ClipboardImage.png)

*poses and shoots you*


3f5021  No.109203

>>109201

>irrational fear of being murdered

fair tbh, getting murdered would be a shit one. who do you think might murder you? and why?


426833  No.109204

File: 414591f166a7ec6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 122.04 KB, 900x1280, 45:64, Cu_MT_bWIAAigAv.jpg large.jpg)


e032e5  No.109205

>>109199

>hobgoblin and mead

>northern barbarian cleric

goodlad

>>109201

you get used to it quickly

smh I've been wearing sandals the past few days and probably for at least a month, to see if fresh air will make my mouldy toenail go away, feel naked now.

There's no reason not to wear steeltoes tbh


6f09b2  No.109206

File: a8e7050cef4e330⋯.jpg (40.1 KB, 492x822, 82:137, reaction (1).jpg)

>>109204

>mfw I watch jav and it turn out to be uncensored


3f5021  No.109207

File: 7635a810873d369⋯.jpg (70.47 KB, 640x576, 10:9, e_s_S3_Safety_boots_Kallis….jpg)

>>109201

>awkward and heavy

not with my sick calf muscles lad. also they do steel toecap trainers if you have been skipping leg day.

https://m.engelbert-strauss.co.uk/safety-boots-s3/e-s-s3-safety-boots-kallisto-1300230-93629-57.html?refCode=UKpla26


9bedd3  No.109208

>>109207

>steel toecap trainers

I am surprised that the Government haven’t banned them yet?


426833  No.109209

>>109206

>JAV

lad no


3f5021  No.109210

File: 421782a51c04abd⋯.jpg (66.05 KB, 656x604, 164:151, shopping (1).jpg)

>>109208

they are an offemsive weapon if worn with violent intentions. I just happen to like the style :^)


d17fe8  No.109211

File: 29b40434dd199d9⋯.png (1.32 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109203

>who do you think might murder you? and why?

anyone I can hear walking outside, or when somebody knocks on the door. Like yesterday I was home alone and somebody knocked on the door. I wasn't wearing something I could conceal my knife in so I just made a mental note of it lying on the desk before answering the door

there is no rational reason to expect it, I just get in a fight or flight mode for some reason. I'm really paranoid

>>109205

How are steeltoes to walk and run in? Maybe you should lop your toe off and replace it with a steel toe?

>>109207

I just remember wearing dad's steel toe working shoes when younger and they felt really awkward and heavy in the front.


bf524d  No.109212

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BASED BBC THREE

Queer Britain - Episode 1

comments are open


d17fe8  No.109213

File: 77b070e8b9170f2⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109210

>>109207

tbh I expected some cooler meaner looking shoes, those just look like regular shoes smh


d17fe8  No.109214

>>109212

>30 minutes of poz


bf524d  No.109215

>>109214

An entire channel of poz, more like.

That's just the first episode.


e032e5  No.109216

>>109211

easy tbh, especially if they're proper work boots with good soles, didn't trip or slip once while mucking about in the countryside

>>109213

the stealth option


3f5021  No.109217

>>109211

bless you lad, thats healthy paranoia, everybody is a potential threat that you should mentally neutralise wherever possible. But why would they try and kill you in the first place?

>irrationally paranoid

do you do therapy for that lad? maybe try boxing or something.


6f09b2  No.109218

>>109212

>0:10 - does god hate me?

>jump to end - drag queens and degeneracy


9bedd3  No.109219

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109212

A video by the lad featured in the BBC poz….

>Does God Hate Me?

Yes I think so.


d17fe8  No.109220

>>109215

Yeah that's true. Why do we need 2 nonstop poz channels?


eb8434  No.109221

>>109213

If you're not a mean skinhead some "mean" clothes, especially shoes just look cringy on a person tbh.


3f5021  No.109222

File: bd152f2f10af3cf⋯.jpg (169.67 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, fa23200.jpg)

>>109213

Tbh thats the best way, you dont need ankle protection unless you are digging holes.


d17fe8  No.109223

>>109217

'>But why would they try and kill you in the first place?

I don't know. It's not like I have anything they want to steal ever. I think it's just the fear of predators that kicks in when it shouldn't

>do you do therapy for that lad?

Kind of, as I also assume people think negative things about me all the time which is a part of paranoia. Just feel like they're always out to get me. Quit the "therapy" though as it wasn't really therapy at all. Talking with my doctor to see what else I can do

>>109221

I guess they would look cringy on me. People view me as polite. I dress horribly though.

>>109222

Do you have a pair, lad? How do they last?


426833  No.109224

File: 971f7d9b0b2799a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 17.68 KB, 250x376, 125:188, DBBqhb8WAAA7v_9.jpg large.jpg)


eb8434  No.109225

>>109223

Do you wear blue tshirts lad?


d17fe8  No.109226

>>109225

most of my clothes are black or dark smh.


3f5021  No.109227

File: 483f05c72a74b5a⋯.jpg (156.66 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 20170706_171247.jpg)

>>109223

>thinking bad things about you

smh lad, does it actually matter, even if they are?

>quit therapy, asking doctor

DO BOXING LAD

>have a pair

lad ive got about 5 pairs in various colours and styles, they last in proportion to how much you pay for them tbh - £40 boots last 6 months, £120 boots last 5 years. The Sam Vimes theory of boots tbh. Ive always worn timberlands but they are too expensive to ruin through working tbh. Normally buy a new pair every 6 months or so tbh.

>>109226

>black or dark

WHY LAD THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD COLOURS REEEEEEEE


9bedd3  No.109228

>>109227

>WHY LAD THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD COLOURS REEEEEEEE

But lad, if most of the clothes you own are one colour you never have to worry about putting together “outfits”.


eb8434  No.109229

>>109226

Ah, because a lot of internet autists have various photos of them in blue t shirts, they're kind of a weird item of clothing that always ends up in the hands of internet turbo spergs.


453456  No.109230

File: 911dfe900fcb49e⋯.jpg (1017.44 KB, 2863x1830, 2863:1830, John_Martin_-_Sodom_and_Go….jpg)


d17fe8  No.109231

>>109227

>smh lad, does it actually matter, even if they are?

I feel that way at least, even if I tell myself it doesn't

>DO BOXING LAD

No thanks, lad.

I have some red tshirts too. I like red

Tend to wear my shoes past their lives so I guess I could get through a year at least with a pair. You'd think they'd be more sturdy with the steel tbh smh

>>109229

have a pic, lad? haven't noticed that


eb8434  No.109232

>>109231

Not sure tbh, I remember some post highlighting it but I can't remember it.


3f5021  No.109233

File: f8b523ad642d700⋯.jpg (4.67 KB, 330x330, 1:1, ae235.jpg)

File: f65af586b43440c⋯.jpg (31.09 KB, 637x900, 637:900, hi-vis-pink-bodywarmer-saf….jpg)

>>109228

>putting together outfits

nah lad logical colour choices means i only buy dark blue and black jeans, so any poloshirt goes with them, and shorts dont matter tbh. Also fuck co-ordination, Ill wear what I damn well please. *wears hi-vis orange tracksuit bottoms and pink safety jacket*


9bedd3  No.109234

File: bd93f8dcf9a39b0⋯.jpg (61.96 KB, 590x900, 59:90, PE9§.jpg)

>>109233

>*wears hi-vis orange tracksuit bottoms and pink safety jacket*

Is that what one might refer to as “peacocking”, lad?


3f5021  No.109235

>>109231

DO BOXING LAD

>more sturdy

the expensive ones are sturdy, but most of the time the steel toe wears through the end of the leather or comes unstuck inside. depends what you wear them for tbh, probably last your whole life if you only wore them to the shops once a week.


d17fe8  No.109236

File: 1e55879328bcebc⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 09111cdb2592475⋯.png (832.88 KB, 1262x777, 1262:777, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe787718db6c1cc⋯.png (845.86 KB, 984x617, 984:617, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 2c15c888ca5ce1d⋯.png (219.38 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109232

>he wears black and red like me

ahhhh

>>109235

Yeah that's true mine last because I don't use them too much.

Fingers hurt so I am not comfortable doing anything that might wreck them further. I'd rather do lifting.


eb8434  No.109237

File: abe7c6c93ab6fac⋯.png (202.8 KB, 470x560, 47:56, ClipboardImage.png)

File: b240e0d6fcf8d05⋯.png (187.53 KB, 470x560, 47:56, ClipboardImage.png)

>not wearing exclusively far right t shirts


3f5021  No.109238

File: a6676cadf744ce5⋯.jpg (8.58 KB, 320x320, 1:1, yoko-hi-vis-pullover-hoodi….jpg)

>>109234

>peacocking

kind of tbh, certainly starts conversations and banter. We used to wear the yellow hoodies to school for some reason


eb8434  No.109239

>>109238

Did you really? That's the most weird school trend I've ever heard of.


3f5021  No.109240

>>109237

>stick to lifting

fair, combat sports increase your confidence though, and after 6 months you could definitely have a bloody good go at fighting off an attempted murderer tbh.

>>109236

>not wearing exclusively polo-shirts with the collar up

step it up lad


eb8434  No.109241

>>109240

*combines polo-shirts with far right imagery*

who /powerful/ here?


3f5021  No.109242

>>109239

Yep. Still buy them tbh, useful to look official at short notice, and partially cover your face.


3f5021  No.109243

>>109241

if you find any that arent just iron-on prints then let me know, i love a good embroidered polo, better if it had a celtic swastika on it….

*gets one custom made*


9bedd3  No.109244

Lads, is it me or has the Gay propaganda really ramped up this year? It seems like every single business/ service I use is pushing the rainbow flag down my throat. I should like it to STOP.


426833  No.109245

>>109244

Corporations have realised that pandering to homos helps their business, so everyone's doing it now.


d17fe8  No.109246

>>109244

>Lads, is it me or has the Gay propaganda really ramped up this year?

I feel the same. It's neverending.


d17fe8  No.109247

File: e8272d8f7adc837⋯.png (10.01 MB, 1920x9408, 10:49, ClipboardImage.png)

>books teaching children about terrorist attacks


76d984  No.109248

File: a0faf0c2b2cd41f⋯.gif (653.95 KB, 267x403, 267:403, 1499347970992.gif)

>Spearmint tea + Fish and Chips

who /comfy/ here?


426833  No.109249

>>109248

please stop drinking tranny tea


e032e5  No.109250

File: b2cea9cc5d37320⋯.png (176.64 KB, 600x600, 1:1, hold it in pepe.png)

>>109247

>>109248

soon

I've a pizza with different cheeses and extra pepperoni

tbh spearmint doesn't seem like it'd go well with fish and chips, even if you have loads of tartar. better a stewed cup of char


9bedd3  No.109251

>>109247

Only we aren’t mice. We could remove the threat if we were so inclined but the Government would prefer our children die than offend the “cats”.


a0cd60  No.109252

>>109248

>have a taste of tea made with soya milk

>retch uncontrollably

I guess it's black tea for me


a0cd60  No.109253

File: ee8aaaa148d9953⋯.jpg (51.05 KB, 736x1104, 2:3, shoots you in honorary ary….jpg)

>>109247

>and who do we tell Mo?

>Mo

wew


d17fe8  No.109254

File: d1738644dd589f9⋯.png (5.57 MB, 1800x1350, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: afe491f8f0102cb⋯.png (4.6 MB, 1800x1350, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

THE WEAK


e032e5  No.109255

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>even shitcases shoehorn in poz


d17fe8  No.109256

>>109251

yeah it's why I don't really buy it when people imply we've become weak and thus we're being conquered by strong barbarians. It wouldn't be possible if we weren't fed lies through our entire lives by people we're supposed to trust. If people knew we'd get them all out, and simply wouldn't let them in. Like we see with Eastern Europe all you had to do was say no. smh


eb8434  No.109257

*digs to the centre of the earth on minecrap*


d17fe8  No.109258

>>109248

Nice, lass. Feel your body change with each sip?


426833  No.109259

>>109257

why do you have meinkraft


453456  No.109260

>>109247

They should've used cats and dogs instead, that would fit their narrative better.


eb8434  No.109261

>>109259

only game pc can run currently, and friends have a larpy server so it's alright


453456  No.109262

File: 9c9d33f9bda5606⋯.jpg (259.89 KB, 866x586, 433:293, 1643emperor2.jpg)

*stares*


d17fe8  No.109263

File: 6e71adeab5aca18⋯.jpg (47.88 KB, 370x359, 370:359, 1428005783369.jpg)

>brother and his gf for once actually ask me to watch the dog a few days before I have to do it

>the day comes

>they tell me I don't have to do it anyway

Are they messing with me?


e032e5  No.109264

>>109261

I'll join you in a bit tbh, got a BIG pizza first


eb8434  No.109265

>>109264

I gotta make dindins as well


d17fe8  No.109266

>>109262

weird how this works tbh.

>tfw birds are too dumb to tell the difference


9bedd3  No.109267

File: 70063bdefc102ec⋯.jpg (35.2 KB, 600x568, 75:71, sweat.jpg)

>>109263

I HATE it when things like that occur. Years back my housemate told me we were going to have two qt Polish lasses stay with us for a fortnight, I was anxious for three months and then about a week before hand I asked him what date they were arriving and he just looked puzzled and told me that had decided to stay in Poland instead.


3f5021  No.109268

>>109266

>too dumb to tell the difference

dont be ragging in our avian friends lad.


3f5021  No.109269

>>109263

Punch him for wasting your time.


d17fe8  No.109270

>>109267

ahhhhhh a relief at least I guess but yeah it's like they value your time and privacy too little to even bother telling you. Particularly pissed at the sinlge mummy because she does such obvious emotional blackmail I don't know how she doesn't feel ashamed.

>>109268

I heard birds are smart, but if that fools them they can't be that smart tbh smh

>>109269

>no mr. fantastic stretchy powers that would allow me to do that


9bedd3  No.109271

>>109270

>ahhhhhh a relief at least

The relief is nice but I feel like it such a rapid switch between anxiety and relief has to put strain on ones heart.


3f5021  No.109272

>>109270

>if that fools them they arent that smart

its hardwired into them that eyes like that are predators - not sure its to do with their overall intelligence tbh.

>not being the welsh stretch armstrong

just make a mental note of the grievance and punch him next time you see him.


453456  No.109273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Nige


76d984  No.109274

File: 84ec3e30e5ba023⋯.jpg (89.31 KB, 835x768, 835:768, 84ec3e30e5ba023612980d2add….jpg)

>>109249

spearmint lad, not transmission

>>109250

that's nice. it was okay tobe h, tea isn't that strong tasting

>>109252

smh black tea is the worst

>>109258

*sweats*

>>109254

ahh run away little mousey

>>109263

stand up to them oh proud celto-brythonic man


426833  No.109275

File: 4921c76b68adb42⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 1300x724, 325:181, 4921c76b68adb42911f45f4143….jpg)


d17fe8  No.109276

>>109271

yeah, I know it, lad. Ends up stressing me out for at least the time I was going to let's say watch the dog. Have the same feeling before appointments which keeps me from spending that time doing anything not that I do much

>>109274

the mouse is dead, lass. Also dead birds in front of our door every now and then. smh Varg has redpilled me on cats, but I still want one for my future homestead I am sure I'll be able to afford somehow ahhhh


3f5021  No.109277

>>109276

>future homestead

G O O D LAD


e032e5  No.109278

>>109276

>>109277

throw in with us lad, the shed life isn't so bad


d17fe8  No.109279

>>109278

You already have land together don't you?


453456  No.109280

File: 1851312ba698577⋯.png (51.1 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1474815867449.png)

>>109274

>black tea is the worst


426833  No.109281

File: 88c92ca22c4825a⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, YVAN EHT NIOJ.webm)


3f5021  No.109282

>>109279

not yet lad, hopefully soon though.


3f5021  No.109283

>>109281

useless whore.


426833  No.109284

File: bd6636fae2517e0⋯.jpg (173.23 KB, 2048x1367, 2048:1367, DBJwGf-UMAAZeyQ.jpg large.jpg)


3f5021  No.109285

>>109284

rrreeeewwddd bwoooiiii


9bedd3  No.109286

Nige is on fire tonight ngl.


426833  No.109287

File: 0cc52c5a989a1f3⋯.jpg (47.7 KB, 600x750, 4:5, DDHpD89XUAAaKdv.jpg large.jpg)


f53bba  No.109288

File: a5cb51c88c30277⋯.png (776.84 KB, 1000x657, 1000:657, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….png)

>>109274

Quite right lass, black tea is almost as foul as marmite.


426833  No.109289

>>109288

You've gone too far this time, slag


f53bba  No.109290

File: 32d6f9545f47c20⋯.jpg (248.32 KB, 2000x788, 500:197, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

>>109289

I haven't gone nearly far enough lad. This is only the beginning.


d17fe8  No.109291

File: 6814bd7771f1cb5⋯.png (46.26 KB, 935x477, 935:477, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109280

*blocks your punch with a barrage of punches*


426833  No.109292

File: 32c09192b47f38c⋯.jpg (42.82 KB, 540x960, 9:16, DCo3rnGXcAAVWWG.jpg large.jpg)

>>109290

Your days are numbered, marmite hating, black tea hating huwhite SLAG


d17fe8  No.109293

File: dcc46ba1006b67b⋯.png (301.08 KB, 398x491, 398:491, ClipboardImage.png)


d17fe8  No.109294

>>109292

AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT A PISTOL LIKE THAT


f53bba  No.109295

File: 26d9065531f985a⋯.png (1.48 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….png)

>>109292

I thought you were a based anti-marmite lad…


a0cd60  No.109296

File: 8a929b96d56d5c0⋯.jpg (56.29 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Theresa Muzzie May .jpg)

>>109276

>>109277

>homestead

>actually owning land instead of renting land from a landownder monopoly

>enough land to live off instead of concreting over it to make high-rises and importing all food

Those aren't British values. Reporting you to Prevent tbh.


76d984  No.109297

File: ac5546e2295353f⋯.jpg (136.51 KB, 600x700, 6:7, lain wave.jpg)

>>109276

FOREIGN invader kitties.. but they're still cute

we'll all get our promised chosen homesteads once the anglos give us reparations

>>109280

>>109288

give me milk or give me no tea

>>109291

thanks for protecting me ladddd


69ea01  No.109298

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The French really do love making shit with paedophilic overtones


3f5021  No.109299

>>109290

*doesn't rise to it*

>>109296

GOTTA CATCH ME FIRST

[tyre screeching intensifies]


a0cd60  No.109300

>>109274

>smh black tea is the worst

Try it with soya milk and learn how wrong you are.

>>109281

>attractive gook

How much surgery does that take?


3f5021  No.109301

>>109291

*your punches harmlessly connect causing me to laugh*

should have done some boxing tbh lad.


9bedd3  No.109302

File: f266eaf45402d46⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 419x594, 419:594, PE 5.jpg)

>>109300

>soya milk


3f5021  No.109303

>>109300

>tea with soya milk

WHY


d17fe8  No.109304

>>109301

smh I've never lost a fight in my life I won them all with wrestling tbh


76d984  No.109305

File: deb72862cbc24ce⋯.jpg (152.78 KB, 550x550, 1:1, drinks.jpg)

>>109300

hm I'll try it then and report back


e032e5  No.109306

File: fa99a53a680c579⋯.png (76.96 KB, 258x195, 86:65, frogvom2.png)

>nigger cats that collect the dole (your care) and chimp out and kill based birds

OR

>LOCAL birds that quietly nest in your attic and eat bugs so you can have comfy outdoors relaxing without being bitten by mozzies and mites

>>109298

have we watched Leon the Professional yet? It's a pretty good film tbh, I remember it being quite french/yiddish

>>109300

>soya

>ever

you disgust me


e032e5  No.109307

File: 106f82e71d03e93⋯.png (26.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't 22.png)

>>109304

by falling forwards on top of opponents, thus disabling them with your 22st bulk?


9bedd3  No.109308

tbh all Soy products should be banned and re-classed as biological weapons.


3f5021  No.109309

>>109304

was the other bloke trying to claw your eyes out while headbutting you though?


426833  No.109310

>>109308

this tbh


3f5021  No.109311

been nearly 100 minutes without a cigarrette lads, Im going to make it.


9bedd3  No.109312

>>109311

Keep using Snus lad, I quit a pack and half a day addition with it. Haven’t smoked in about 5 years now save for the odd one when having a drink (which isn't often).


d17fe8  No.109313

>>109307

Top kek. I wasn't fat back then. I just comes naturally to me to lower my centre of gravity and throw the lads.

>>109309

Didn't get to do it at least. I get them on the ground pretty fast.


69ea01  No.109314

>>109306

>have we watched Leon the Professional yet?

Don't think so

>french/yiddish

Weird how these are so close together sometimes tbh


d17fe8  No.109315

>>109314

>>109306

Luna the Professional


426833  No.109316

>>109315

Even worse


e032e5  No.109317

>>109311

>>109312

GOODlads

I was trying to smoke the pipe yesterday for about four hours while waiting for tardy chinks to play their chinky empires turns, I think it really is a sunday best thing rather than daily.

>>109313

look for Sealed Knot groups to join, they're really friendly so long as you don't get political around dykes, BIG lads are an asset in the pike block and you basically fight like that anyway, except without handholds, just pushing from the legs. I'm sure I've told the anecdotes before about some crazy lads who like to take the front line and literally lever the enemy blocks' lads into the air until they, their armour and pike are held off the ground solely by opposing pressures

>>109315

NO


3f5021  No.109318

File: afad0bf8b7d8b87⋯.jpg (43.57 KB, 634x422, 317:211, article-2255122-16B294BB00….jpg)

>>109312

I am lad, just placed a reorder tbh. also im loving loose leaf chew, its like its made for using whilst driving. Got some apparently african snus coming as a free gift too, looks interesting.

>>109317

>try to smoke the pipe for 4 hours

>the pipe

LAD LEAVE METH AND CRACK ALONE


426833  No.109319

File: 92b4b5db5fc963f⋯.jpg (6.7 KB, 146x200, 73:100, 92b4b5db5fc963f64ad3bb9968….jpg)

>>109317

>I was trying to smoke the pipe


3f5021  No.109320

>>109319

>sucking the glass dick


69ea01  No.109321

>>109315

I don't think so


9bedd3  No.109322

>>109318

>african snus

Makla? If so then it tastes like soil but is very strong.


76d984  No.109323

File: 930f5cb19a606b2⋯.png (831.06 KB, 882x940, 441:470, 1499298196660.png)

>>109319

>thinking it meant that


a0cd60  No.109324

File: 22d2c3e29c6723d⋯.png (3.73 KB, 345x283, 345:283, can't be dealing with this.png)

>have been without dairy for several days now

>go on a dairy binge at a restaurant in town because nodairy is not for Evropean man

>every time I feel like I need to fart it's actually liquid shit


426833  No.109325


e032e5  No.109326

File: 034c608ee532ab4⋯.png (151.3 KB, 1763x1186, 1763:1186, dead meme tbh.png)

>>109318

it's too late

*gateways into injecting it via eyeball*

>>109319

ahh lad tobacco pipe smh

>>109323

if it were from most of the rest of the board I could understand thinking that tbh


f53bba  No.109327

File: 3d6d66768d67612⋯.jpg (395.58 KB, 900x1078, 450:539, __saber_of_red_fate_grand_….jpg)

>>109300

>soya

Lass…


a0cd60  No.109328

File: 2f010f7331ae4b2⋯.jpg (45.99 KB, 580x643, 580:643, bullied.jpg)

>>109327

STOP BULLYING ME I WAS DESPERATE


3f5021  No.109329

>>109322

i think so yeah, it was either that or some taxi red.

>strong

Good, I can smoke with a thunder in after about 15 minutes so I probably need the nicotine tbh. Ive got a wee sample of naswar coming too, that should be strong af.

>>109323

it does though, doesnt it? Im not up to date with my gay slang, thanks for the info :^)


426833  No.109330

>>109327

I thought you'd approve of him drinking soya


3f5021  No.109331

>>109326

>inject into your eyeball

OUCH into your tear ducts tbh, not your goddamn eyeball.


426833  No.109332

>not injecting heroin into your ballsack

smh tbh lads


f53bba  No.109333

>>109330

I'm blushing reluctantly because I'm fully aware that encouraging the consumption of feminizing food products is unpopular.


a0cd60  No.109334

>>109330

>him

Don't misgender, shitlord.


3f5021  No.109335

>>109332

what good would it do there, lad? it would be the same as injecting into your thumb but much more painful.


e032e5  No.109336

File: 9240d3bac9fa2b3⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, BIG sanic.png)

>>109331

it's too late

*pierces eardrums and injects directly into the brain*


426833  No.109337

File: 5686cb48d024bb4⋯.jpg (53.08 KB, 450x510, 15:17, 5686cb48d024bb4e020b8d9343….jpg)

>>109333

Also is >>109327 a picture of a tranny

>>109335

Banter


3f5021  No.109338

>>109333

>gets mason trips

im watching you *narrows eyes*


3f5021  No.109339

>>109336

better. Youd need a really long nedlle for that though tbh.

>>109337

>for banter

it would be banterous af tbh.

>hey lads, watch this


d17fe8  No.109340

File: b0d9f49d7759e0f⋯.png (1.68 MB, 1280x792, 160:99, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109327

>she's flat

She should have some soya tbh


9bedd3  No.109341

>>109329

Makla is about as strong as you can get, I think it tops even Siberian “extremely strong” Snus. Certainly significantly more nicotine than a cigarette.

>naswar

Wew, I have never tried that. I look forward to your review.


a0cd60  No.109342

>>109337

>thinking Neo would ever even contemplate posting a tranny

smh honesty disappointed in you lad

>>109318

Didn't they make khat illegal? Shame tbh, seems like the sort of thing you'd like.


bf524d  No.109343

File: 080547511cdf9ba⋯.jpg (9.7 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Ginger.jpg)

>>109276

>Varg redpilled me on cats

What? There's a redpill for cats now?


d17fe8  No.109344

>>109343

they kill a lot of the local wildlife smh


9bedd3  No.109345

>>109343

<not being felinepilled.


e032e5  No.109346

File: ffdc2346461b8e9⋯.png (299.62 KB, 456x392, 57:49, ConeIcke.png)

>>109339

isn't that something retards actually do though

I remember reading about someone who injected right into his cock and had to lop it off or something

>>109343

they're evil foreign african nigger animals that carry mind-altering/controlling parasites that kill LOCAL birds and shit everywhere


426833  No.109347

File: c410adcafede970⋯.jpg (408.5 KB, 1232x1840, 77:115, DD-3rh4VYAAbbfU.jpg large.jpg)

>>109342

>>thinking Neo would ever even contemplate posting a tranny

Lad you've changed, I thought you were imperium, but now you're just a gayist


a0cd60  No.109348

>>109344

Aren't they a middle-eastern animal originally?


f53bba  No.109349

>>109337

She's biologically female but she doesn't identify as a girl because she was raised in secret to overthrow Arthur and become King of the Britons.

>>109338

My grandad was a mason tbh.


69ea01  No.109350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>tfw Paris is dead because it's full of niggers now

>tfw ywn do this


3f5021  No.109351

>>109342

yeah smh, I bought a few ozs from a paki/arab in brighton that I found on craigslist a few years ago, it was good tbh, but I ended up extracting the cathinone and methylating it, I couldnt be arsed to chew fistfuls of leaves. I think the arabs still sell it tbh.


bf524d  No.109352

File: f1d102256e6cc9f⋯.jpg (59.89 KB, 710x675, 142:135, wojak_02.nocrop.w710.h2147….jpg)

>>109346

>they're evil foreign african nigger animals that carry mind-altering/controlling parasites that kill LOCAL birds and shit everywhere

This explains EVERYTHING!


3f5021  No.109353

>>109349

I also have a family member of almost the same tier who was a mason tbh.


d17fe8  No.109354

>>109348

Never heard that


a0cd60  No.109355

>>109347

>not taking the Gayperium pill

smh


f53bba  No.109356

>>109353

What tier lad?


e032e5  No.109357

File: c2a568bd291706f⋯.png (160.11 KB, 1255x880, 251:176, Toxoplasma Gaydii.png)

>>109352

THE CATPILLL


426833  No.109358

File: c5081d6baabff8f⋯.jpg (41.17 KB, 599x781, 599:781, Cu_MPC0WcAAWM6m.jpg large.jpg)

>>109355

Lad please don't do this to me

>>109349

>She's biologically female but she doesn't identify as a girl because she was raised in secret to overthrow Arthur and become King of the Britons.

I see…


9bedd3  No.109359

>>109351

I bought a bundle on eBay once, many years ago. I couldn’t use my jaw the next day. Had to drink soup. Smh.


3f5021  No.109360

>>109346

they just look for obvious veins, the penis is a suitable target in that respect. Abscesses are common, and a necrotising penis-abscess probably requires amputation.


3f5021  No.109361

>>109356

one of my grandparents close relatives tbh.


167b80  No.109362

File: 19f700a9ffbffdb⋯.webm (9.97 MB, 578x360, 289:180, Moscow 1941 Earthbound so….webm)


32ca41  No.109363

File: 11a08730f3a7155⋯.png (339.48 KB, 540x517, 540:517, 6cb653c6-9bba-4ff7-8d7b-3f….png)

yall r gay tbh


3f5021  No.109364

>>109359

got a few ulcers after a week of chewing in the evenings, I blamed it on staying awake for so long tbh.

>ebay

it got banned for internet sales which caused me to hear about it, never got to order it online. did get to order 4-MMC by the kilo though, kek.


426833  No.109365

>>109363

this tbh


a0cd60  No.109366

>>109346

>they're evil foreign african nigger animals that carry mind-altering/controlling parasites that kill LOCAL birds and shit everywhere

BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE :3c

>Cats have been known to extirpate a bird species within specific regions and may have contributed to the extinction of isolated island populations.[10] Cats are thought to be primarily responsible for the extinction of 33 species of birds, and the presence of feral and free-ranging cats makes some otherwise suitable locations unsuitable for attempted species reintroduction.[11]


3f5021  No.109367

>>109363

objectively false, please take that back.


69ea01  No.109368

File: 45c0c7578edf0fe⋯.jpg (75.58 KB, 989x565, 989:565, je t'aime... moi non plus.jpg)

>>109363

Even moi?


32ca41  No.109369

cats dindu nuffin you niggers


32ca41  No.109370

but my post was unrelated to that


bf524d  No.109371

File: e57ddc463873ae6⋯.jpg (35.75 KB, 500x634, 250:317, fear.jpg)

>>109357

Jesus Christ.


3f5021  No.109372

>>109368

comment t'appelles tu?


d17fe8  No.109373

>>109363

no u, lass


3f5021  No.109374

>>109369

dogs>blacks>cats tbh


69ea01  No.109375

>>109372

>GCHQ hire frogs now


bf524d  No.109376

File: 6684525535b74c4⋯.jpg (150.93 KB, 1641x799, 1641:799, DogRight.jpg)

>>109357

Does this explain why cat men are gay?

The Dog Right suddenly makes more sense too.


32ca41  No.109377

>>109362

good song

>>109374

>this maymay again

no


9bedd3  No.109378

>>109364

I shared the bundle with a friend and did the lot over the course of a day with juicy fruit chewing gum. Can’t say I was very impressed with it, very similar to caffeine IMO. Odd thing to ban but then again if it exists you may as well ban it I suppose.


bf524d  No.109379

>>109363

Hi Dafty where have you been lately?


426833  No.109380

>>109379

Barbiturate bender.


bf524d  No.109381


e032e5  No.109382

File: 60e5d567ccac0b3⋯.png (775.34 KB, 830x466, 415:233, toxodaftiegondii.png)

:^)


3f5021  No.109383

>>109375

>implying im gchq

honhonhon

>>109378

agreed, much more like caffeine than speed, but extracting and methylating it makes a nice serotonin booster tbh. Only bought it because it was legal tbh, wouldnt go hunting for it now. also it combined extraordinarily well with other substances - had a mad week for the price of a mad weekend.


3f5021  No.109384

>>109380

fair enough tbh, always a good way to pass the time.


9bedd3  No.109385

>>109350

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The only place Paris still exists is in peoples minds.

It is a horrid place now, one to which I shall never return.


3f5021  No.109386

>>109377

>memie

its the truth tbh. cats are like women but worse.


bf524d  No.109387

File: e40dd897ff1c76e⋯.jpg (253.28 KB, 640x360, 16:9, DoomWeston05.jpg)

>>109382

Is that little cat Herts, or does Neo control Herts now.

I forget how it works atm.


a0cd60  No.109388

>>109376

kek is there a far-right checklist somewhere? Anime, cartoon frogs, milk, dogs, what else?


426833  No.109389

>>109386

Cats are the huwhite women of the animal world


3f5021  No.109390

>>109387

the cat is imperium lass tbh.


69ea01  No.109391

>>109387

>this meme again

why would Neo control me anyway?


3f5021  No.109392

>>109389

tenuous analogy of the week.


426833  No.109393


3f5021  No.109394

>>109393

shhhh *pets you*


426833  No.109395

File: 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (95.66 KB, 409x683, 409:683, 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)


69ea01  No.109396

File: 7c3ea5962ead6a4⋯.jpg (50.31 KB, 850x400, 17:8, quote-i-ve-succeeded-at-ev….jpg)

>>109385

I don't remember it being that bad even a decade ago.

It's just depressing thinking about it


d17fe8  No.109397

>>109391

Neo has no power here


167b80  No.109398

File: f9e500412b0c053⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 2cat.webm)

File: 20a52627bd0d9b2⋯.webm (2.18 MB, 640x640, 1:1, catcar.webm)

File: 2f4fa037a65ce28⋯.webm (2.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, catcopter.webm)

>>109346

>tfw got a cat 8 years before I knew about the parasite

although most people get infected from eating unwashed vegetables and undercooked meat

you aren't safe even if you don't own a cat

more than half of France is infected


32ca41  No.109399

>>109386

>cats are like women but worse

well you seem to love women tbh.

a third of humankind has toxoplasmosis. Of course this doesn't matter because it will only have adverse effects on AIDS ridden fags. a cat can only transmit toxoplasmosis for two weeks after infection and never again.

France has 84% of the population infected, it's effects aren't worse than a cold (if you're 3 years old it might kill you but this board is 90% permavirgin), and you actually have overwhelmingly more chances of getting infected through other sources than cat shit.

You are being bamboozled. There is something in cats the jews don't like, and people falls for every single one of their memes.


d17fe8  No.109400

she's a weak powerless little lass like the average lass tbh


bf524d  No.109401

>>109388

I just know about AnimeRight, DogRight, but there are a load of others out there.


32ca41  No.109402

>>109379

BAKING

and trying not to die on sedatives


426833  No.109403


69ea01  No.109404

>>109397

Not over me anyway


3f5021  No.109405

>>109399

>seem to love women

tbh i despise them, but realise they play a vital role in the male life.

>1/3rd of humankind has toxoplasma gondii

source lass?

>symptoms arent worse than a cold

they arent comparable tbh, its a neurological effect rather than a purely physiological one.

>being bamboozled

doubtful tbh

>theres something about cats jews dont like

… doubtful tbh. Jews have pet cats, in my experience.


bf524d  No.109406

File: 63cdea30453e88d⋯.jpg (51.47 KB, 600x552, 25:23, Evil_cat.jpg)

>>109398

I just always instinctively knew there was always something evil about cats.


3f5021  No.109407

File: a789fecdae54291⋯.jpg (61.33 KB, 610x630, 61:63, ca2d385ffb62939bf98ad808dc….jpg)

*buys this*


a0cd60  No.109408

File: 40245c4e311d871⋯.webm (262.22 KB, 640x480, 4:3, noice.webm)

>>109401

I never heard of dogright before.

>looks it up

>all this shitposting on twitter


d17fe8  No.109409

File: bd4ed69f108a412⋯.png (3.72 MB, 2000x1500, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a cat controls humans who then control dogs episode


bf524d  No.109410

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

THE BINPERIUM IS AN ENEMY OF ALL CATS


3f5021  No.109411

File: 0cc423869c25bf2⋯.jpg (34 KB, 400x571, 400:571, large_1MvqQoMfjEA6HXjw3YGn….jpg)


69ea01  No.109412

File: bc7319109f8d946⋯.jpg (91.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14995274560860.jpg)

>>109407

>no Diana t shirt

smh

the next episode should be released by now reeee


426833  No.109413

File: cec2f47f233f99a⋯.jpg (31.74 KB, 480x640, 3:4, BIRvH64CMAIxzZP.jpg large.jpg)

tbh

>>109412

She'd probably get you sent to prison for that too


76d984  No.109414

File: 2a45d790aee32b9⋯.png (131.86 KB, 405x400, 81:80, 1418413619952.png)

>>109411

when are we watching this amazing piece of cinema?


a0cd60  No.109415

File: 5a5018c2a927e2f⋯.png (272.62 KB, 424x528, 53:66, gay community 4.png)

>>109413

>exposing the Imperium to toxoplasmosis


bf524d  No.109416

>>109413

That chinky lass will turn your kids gay.


3f5021  No.109417

File: b0d08336975a068⋯.jpg (231.99 KB, 940x528, 235:132, 20170704_215036.jpg)

>>109000

>tfw just seen the op post number

PORTENTOUS


a0cd60  No.109418

>>109416

>>109415

Actually now I think about it, boys born into the Imperium are put to death so it doesn't matter.


bf524d  No.109419

File: cb5c5ac32893c73⋯.jpg (33.08 KB, 545x233, 545:233, binmecha08.jpg)

>>109417

Trips of truth confirm Aussies are the worst shitposters.

They were behind the destruction of old brit/pol/.

I don't know why we all just don't move back there tbh. Would the druids mind?

The mods here might mind though, that's the only problem.

But then again Herts has gone Gommie now, so…


d17fe8  No.109420

File: f35102b7ed93a04⋯.png (829.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


426833  No.109421

File: 8f154214bbcbb2c⋯.jpg (312.53 KB, 1366x2048, 683:1024, 2015-10-31_00001.jpg)

>>109415

I think that's the only image of a chinky lass with a cat that I have tbh


3f5021  No.109422

File: 8ef37988c8ee355⋯.jpg (89.32 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 20170707_193503.jpg)

>>109419

>subversive intentions


69ea01  No.109423

File: 9ee565cc565749b⋯.jpg (72.19 KB, 629x599, 629:599, bane drawn.jpg)

>>109419

I have half a mind to ban you tbh


bf524d  No.109424

File: 9c13b4ca233d650⋯.jpg (327.06 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, ladyboys.jpg)

>>109418

Gay mixed race chinky boys as sons.

Can't think of a worse way to end ones line.


426833  No.109425

>>109420

You've shopped her to look like an average british huwhite lass

>>109424

>>109416

Oh no


69ea01  No.109426

File: 6235e2f3305c940⋯.jpg (7.38 KB, 215x204, 215:204, stop varg.jpg)

>>109420

STOP THIS


32ca41  No.109427

>all this unspoilered filth

what's going on


453456  No.109428

>>109420

kek you've turned her into maisie


9bedd3  No.109429

Night laddos.


e032e5  No.109430

File: db530d5d86520b1⋯.png (369.13 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, uwot.png)

>>109427

gays

trannies

miscegenators

bins I like binposting but not when you're being a cunt binlad


e032e5  No.109431

>>109429

night lad


bf524d  No.109432

File: d399cf6acc1fede⋯.jpg (345.9 KB, 852x480, 71:40, bincosmic7.jpg)

>>109422

I'm just saying. I was the aussies that got us banned from /pol/. They STILL turn up on /brit/ from time to time, to post their lol bomber harris cuckoldry - usually late at night, look out for them after 12am.

We could all go back now.

>>109423

>I have half a mind to ban you tbh

Only half? That's the bad half.

There may still be hope for you, you have to let the good half win.


453456  No.109433

File: 0ed407a222ef6eb⋯.jpg (18.96 KB, 306x269, 306:269, varg smile.jpg)

>>109426

Keep doing it


a0cd60  No.109434

File: af711f0513a134a⋯.jpg (23.02 KB, 400x299, 400:299, pol gets a girlfriend.jpg)


32ca41  No.109435

File: dd8af11e0e4ac45⋯.jpg (28.3 KB, 280x540, 14:27, eb28cfb2-10e7-4100-be06-29….jpg)

>>109430

yea meant imperiumposting but there's lots of other unpleasant shit going on


bf524d  No.109436

>>109430

Reminder that if you breed with a chinky lass, your son will be a ladyboy.

This is a fact now.


a0cd60  No.109437

>>109435

Is that Alistair Campbell?


32ca41  No.109438

File: 0d832d7d2a87725⋯.jpg (219.93 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 7e58c3b4-e6f7-4324-a60f-2f….jpg)

bit pissed with myself ngl


426833  No.109439


69ea01  No.109440

>>109429

night lad

>>109432

If you want to move back then do. You did that a while ago and talked shit about us.

>>109435

When I gets like this I just turn to /tv/ but even that's a bit shit now


bf524d  No.109441

>>109429

Night lad.


bf524d  No.109442

>>109440

>If you want to move back then do. You did that a while ago and talked shit about us.

I only "moved back" after you banned me, remember?


e032e5  No.109443

File: 921de9699976556⋯.png (202.27 KB, 500x461, 500:461, aaaaaaaaaa.png)

>>109438

same tbh

>say I'm going to eat proper like

>past two dinners have been massive carb dumps

aaahhh


453456  No.109444

File: 1a8aa957e5f2829⋯.jpg (37.74 KB, 657x527, 657:527, 86829ea7b7afb501f7c3a3ebb2….jpg)

>>109432

>I was the aussies that got us banned from /pol/


a0cd60  No.109445

>>109439

Would have thought that he be a bit too wealthy to need to pose for stock photograph companies.


32ca41  No.109446

File: 076ea53f540ad23⋯.jpg (63.43 KB, 680x383, 680:383, dc989636-5aef-42a8-856a-65….jpg)

>>109437

yes i love him


bf524d  No.109447

File: 49ca94ac6ab53ae⋯.jpg (29.51 KB, 600x451, 600:451, ohyou.jpg)

>>109438

>bit pissed with myself

What have you done NOW?


d17fe8  No.109448

File: c5ad16e47e28f7b⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1100x1600, 11:16, ClipboardImage.png)


426833  No.109449

File: 1f3196f5564a1f0⋯.jpg (96 KB, 634x441, 634:441, labour.jpg)

>>109445

I think they just buy the rights to them from paparazzi


69ea01  No.109450

>>109438

Unless you start explaining why don't expect too many (You)s from me

>>109442

>implying I was the one who banned you

It was a short ban for sperging out about film night anyway, and yet you moved back there and tried to start shit

Now you're shilling for a move back there. You seem very off to me


bf524d  No.109451

>>109444

It's fucking true. I know it was them pushing that bomber harris crap. Other people joined in, but I know they started it.


76d984  No.109452

>>109448

a fine Anglo lass


d17fe8  No.109453

>>109427

what filth

>>109438

why


32ca41  No.109454

File: 61ea2cbbe96701c⋯.jpg (228.09 KB, 698x1392, 349:696, ebb96cba-5a65-48fe-a0e4-82….jpg)

>>109443

yes this i just want to eat fucking less and it worked great until evening smfh at leased i worked out

>>109447

nothing works thats all


bf524d  No.109455

File: 86ec3404db605c9⋯.png (304.98 KB, 480x360, 4:3, SAJesusMan02.png)

>>109450

>Now you're shilling for a move back there.

You've not understood me lad.

I'm saying that we could move back to /pol/ not to /brit/ !

/brit/ is fucked as long as that deranged christcuck has power there.


69ea01  No.109456

>>109455

>I'm saying that we could move back to /pol/ not to /brit/ !

You're a druid aren't you? You're already there.

I'm not moving back to /pol/ and I highly doubt anyone else here is


8235d7  No.109457

>>109432

>got us b& from /pol/

we are still there tbh.

>>109455

>ripping on SA when he isnt here

dont do that.


8235d7  No.109458

>>109456

>hes a druid

in the loosest sense, maybe.


e032e5  No.109459

File: aca2e624ecd3eaa⋯.png (377.37 KB, 590x578, 295:289, reallymakesyougohmm.png)

>>109454

goodlad we're all gonna make it

still cleaning my room tbh but I realised I can lay a plastic sheet thing out for bodyweight so I don't have to breathe in carpet mites anymore


d17fe8  No.109460

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

FRESH STEF WITH DOUGLAS MURRAY

The Strange Death of Europe | Douglas Murray and Stefan Molyneux


bf524d  No.109461

All I'm saying is that trips of truth confirm that aussies are the worst shitposters, to the extent that it was them that destroyed old brit/pol/

Now they post on /brit/ instead.


32ca41  No.109462

File: d0f6349866d1ad9⋯.jpg (20.41 KB, 224x344, 28:43, bfe39dac-5f63-4144-abc7-3a….jpg)

>>109453

yeah nothing

just in a mood to spam

don't mind me it will pass

>>109457

poor lad can't even defend himself


8235d7  No.109463


e032e5  No.109464

File: 2c180b5d7f222bf⋯.png (54.3 KB, 657x527, 657:527, strayapepe.png)

Aussies just wanna have fun

>>109460

STEF IS A

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeww


32ca41  No.109465

>>109461

they're not aussies tho


69ea01  No.109466

File: 30be08fdaa0237b⋯.jpg (104.12 KB, 600x541, 600:541, guitarre.jpg)

>>109462

>just in a mood to spam

Reminds me, I didn't post all my fresh Tonies


bf524d  No.109467

>>109457

>>ripping on SA when he isnt here

>dont do that.

>>109462

>poor lad can't even defend himself

Doesn't this whole board exist because of SA's crazed lust for power?


d17fe8  No.109468

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bf524d  No.109469

>>109465

I have insider knowledge. It was aussie shitposters that pushed the bomberharris meme, which antagonised /pol/ to the extent of banning most of old brit/pol/


32ca41  No.109470

File: b63a10cee84423d⋯.jpg (43.31 KB, 335x350, 67:70, 26afe139-f560-4bdf-947c-5e….jpg)

>>109466

ay bring em

>>109467

just a maymay i don't like sa and never did


8235d7  No.109471

>>109467

By no accounts would I condone talking behind someones back, whomever that person was. If you have a criticism of him, tell him to his thread-face, dont stir shit up here.


426833  No.109472

File: 6073321aedd039c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 67.04 KB, 600x738, 100:123, DAvjxVSUIAAesZl.jpg large.jpg)

tbf imkampfy is shit and was always going to be a problem eventually anyway


32ca41  No.109473

>>109469

ok lass


e032e5  No.109474

File: 49e8e9220f4dcb6⋯.png (240.54 KB, 655x678, 655:678, thiskillstheSA.png)


69ea01  No.109475

File: f08537f161cd623⋯.jpg (26.5 KB, 514x339, 514:339, centrism stronk.jpg)

>>109469

>I have insider knowledge

Sure

>>109470

I have quite a few but idk how many you've already seen

>>109471

This tbh, say it to their face


bf524d  No.109476

File: 50f7c7ccd00326f⋯.jpg (158.91 KB, 564x920, 141:230, paganismisawesome.jpg)


8235d7  No.109477

File: 520c454f3887c71⋯.jpg (20.87 KB, 250x870, 25:87, beer_528.jpg)

bought some brooklyn lager lads, going to throw it off the overpass tbh, its horrible.


bf524d  No.109478

>>109475

This tbh, say it to their face

How to get banned from /brit/ in 30 seconds


8235d7  No.109479

>>109478

Not if you arent an aggravating cunt tbh.


32ca41  No.109480

File: ace2630ed7f0700⋯.jpg (30.51 KB, 612x364, 153:91, f8e62017-884f-43c5-bbcc-06….jpg)

>>109475

i wish i had my pc folder right now

so pathetic having a folder with about 2k of pictures of a former prime minister you dont even look up to politically from a foreign country


426833  No.109481

File: 3417c51bbccde88⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 77.96 KB, 736x552, 4:3, DCk8UhLVoAAv0sH.jpg large.jpg)

>>109477

>yanks

what did you expect


a0cd60  No.109482

File: a0f46bb882f329d⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 678x678, 1:1, christ tan 17.jpg)

>>109474

British paganism was dealt a lethal blow by the Romans and was dead before 300AD I wish things were otherwise but nobody had been able to convince me that British paganism can be recovered.


426833  No.109483

>>109480

I have a folder of 3k pictures of oriental women that I'm never going to meet.

Things could be worse lad.


8235d7  No.109484

File: b33807059d9eda9⋯.png (12.88 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download (2).png)

>>109481

i expected better tbh.


eb8434  No.109485

>tfw eating ice cream

yes I am healthy you bigot


bf524d  No.109486

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


8235d7  No.109487

>>109482

wait till we buy land and erect a massive wickerman that is visible from wales, then would you reconsider?


bf524d  No.109488

>>109479

> if you arent an aggravating cunt tbh.

They're all aggravating cunts on /brit/ , it's horrible there.


453456  No.109489

File: c41914617648134⋯.webm (329.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Adolf Hamster.webm)

File: 7a4faf298bea963⋯.webm (634.73 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Never compromise on the j….webm)

>>109468

I was looking for this, have some webms


69ea01  No.109490

File: ef880d97e81f684⋯.jpg (21.2 KB, 229x305, 229:305, wtf is this.jpg)

>>109478

You'll get banned from here if you keep this up

>>109480

better than having a folder of some russian slut tbh

Although I don't have 2k pics wew

All the same, as Jordan Peterson would say: "sort yourself out"


32ca41  No.109491

File: 6696bcf381770e9⋯.png (355.72 KB, 1280x1323, 1280:1323, a76b2964-0192-40b3-8d16-e4….png)

>>109483

well you're a whole another extremum


bf524d  No.109492

>>109490

>You'll get banned from here if you keep this up

Keep what up?


69ea01  No.109493

>>109492

shit stirring and pissing people off


8235d7  No.109494

>>109488

stop it lass.

>>109490

>tfw 3k photos with no specific genre and about 500 druid related images


a0cd60  No.109495

File: 68f276cbbb22616⋯.jpg (44.7 KB, 253x403, 253:403, Eastern Poland.jpg)

>>109477

>lives in Germany

>drinks yank beer

See a psychiatrist, there's something wrong with you.

>>109487

I'm willing to be converted tbh


a0cd60  No.109496

>>109495

Oh fug I got the flags mixed up


8235d7  No.109497

>>109493

then he will go to /brit/ and post about how harsh the moderation is here.


426833  No.109498

File: 820a1bd092e6304⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.96 KB, 500x375, 4:3, DCHQcD_XkAAYksZ.jpg large.jpg)

>>109495

>>lives in Germany

No

Although the flags confuse me too


8235d7  No.109499

>>109495

>>109496

kek

tbh ive been meaning to recolour this flag but am incredibly lazy and lack the skills.


bf524d  No.109500

>>109494

>stop it lass.

Stop what?

All this comes from the fact that I know who was pushing the bomber harris meme, that was fully intended to alienate old brit/pol/ from the rest of /pol/ by winding them up.


8235d7  No.109501

>>109498

reeeee can you recolour my flag as blue background and yellow face? Ill hire you a chinky prozzie.


32ca41  No.109502

>>109490

no lad i will never get rid of them. i think it's decided. if there was ONE husbando I had to choose it would be toni

>>109495

no lad i live in germoney


8235d7  No.109503

>>109500

>stop what

… really lad.


d17fe8  No.109504

>>109489

Top kek. It's great, thanks.

>3 hour long film

>we only hear about what jews do repeated

>we never really see anyone hurt Jews in any way


426833  No.109505

>>109501

What was the original you got the image from?

>Ill hire you a chinky prozzie.

Please don't


eb8434  No.109506

File: 4ff4501510da8c1⋯.jpg (53.66 KB, 720x560, 9:7, The.Prisoner.S01E16.Fall.O….jpg)

tf is going on


32ca41  No.109507

>>109500

then maybe elaborate, or even give a proof of your claim. i don't care about bomber harris maymay i never liked it but i never cared either way. pol a shit anyway.


8235d7  No.109508

File: d79193a26b4060f⋯.gif (1.47 KB, 100x100, 1:1, swastika_celt.gif)

>>109505

this tbh.

>please dont

how about a thai massage with a haooy ending?


69ea01  No.109509

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

How do I turn my gf French?

>>109497

Too late for that really

>>109502

Well at least you narrowed it down to one.

2k pics is impressive though, there can't be any pics of him you haven't seen at this point


bf524d  No.109510

>>109507

>then maybe elaborate,

I've been told to stop, and threatened with being banned, so I'm not sure I should say anything about this now.

I only talk about if Herts promises not to ban me.


8235d7  No.109511

>>109509

intravenous garlic tbh lad.


8235d7  No.109512

>>109510

>only talking if herts promises not to ban you

but the two things are unrelated.


eb8434  No.109513

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Oh yeah I saw Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty on Sunday lads.


d17fe8  No.109514

>>109509

You want a Slavic French thot gf?


8235d7  No.109515

>>109513

>stevie nicks

I FUCKING LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC


69ea01  No.109516

>>109510

Don't pin this on me


eb8434  No.109517

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109515

It was good shit tbh


69ea01  No.109518

File: 74869ad661a25f6⋯.gif (94.94 KB, 315x572, 315:572, trousers off.gif)

>>109514

>Slavic French thot gf


bf524d  No.109519

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


e032e5  No.109520

File: 608a625b9a6c7ad⋯.png (1.32 KB, 100x100, 1:1, sussexswazi.png)

FLEG

>>109508

good idea tbh

>>109506

autism


32ca41  No.109521

>>109509

i don't know how my life came to this

go to france and get a frog lass amigo


8235d7  No.109522

>>109520

YOU LEGEND THANKS can you make it the right size for a flag too por favor?


e032e5  No.109523

File: 784d065f3fef5e8⋯.png (1.28 KB, 100x100, 1:1, wessexswazi.png)

>>109520

THIS FLEG ALSO


426833  No.109524

File: 116f454818a8d0d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 3.66 KB, 20x16, 5:4, vanflag.png)

>>109520

>>109508

here you go lad

No I don't want that either


d17fe8  No.109525

File: db135f356ad6cde⋯.png (377.75 KB, 444x698, 222:349, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109521

Go to the magical French soil and become a frog lass


8235d7  No.109526

>>109524

BASED LAD


32ca41  No.109527

>>109522

at last us two will be free


426833  No.109528

File: ba4e513ced75748⋯.png (715.91 KB, 832x470, 416:235, photoshop.png)

also found this whilst looking on my hardrive for photoshop


e032e5  No.109529

File: 622d6c0e75df43a⋯.png (822 B, 20x16, 5:4, wessexswazifleg.png)

>>109524

goodlad

WESSEX FLEG


eb8434  No.109530

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Stevie Nicks is gooooood shit


69ea01  No.109533

File: 6971acf90bbed70⋯.jpg (6.62 KB, 236x178, 118:89, easy is boring.jpg)

>>109521

>i don't know how my life came to this

It is weird how these things happen tbh

>go to france and get a frog lass amigo

I did think about it actually but the nigger problem is even worse there

Just memeing mostly anyway about the french lass and slavic girls

except I want to escape this fucking boring and suffocating life I have here and go abroad


32ca41  No.109534

File: 20cf93d96dec30e⋯.png (385.14 KB, 1000x839, 1000:839, 5348bf2a-94e5-41b9-9155-d4….png)

i love cooking but i hate eating. but i do love food. smh

>>109525

tbh


426833  No.109535

when i've got f.lux on the yellow and blue vanladflag and the daftie one still look the same wew.


8235d7  No.109536

File: 813ca28d4aad508⋯.png (325 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170710-213521.png)

>>109535

turn it down then lad, i use twighlight tbh, looks vastly different to me.

i just hid your post 22 lad, you arent filtered.


69ea01  No.109537

File: 8bb7f817b169a4c⋯.jpg (33.72 KB, 460x276, 5:3, lllllaaaaaadddddsssss.jpg)

>>109528

what the fuck is that

>>109534

>i love cooking but i hate eating

Cook for other people

>>109535

The red one might be better tbh


32ca41  No.109538

File: c65f5f99d9e7c42⋯.jpg (234.78 KB, 1280x904, 160:113, 47489240-15eb-4da4-8ee4-22….jpg)

57

AHHHH WHY

I WAS SO CLOSE TO SUCCESS

FUCK YOU


8235d7  No.109539

>>109538

w-what


426833  No.109540

File: dd2b4f9c837b131⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 166.58 KB, 830x1200, 83:120, dd2b4f9c837b131895253e5ff2….jpg)

>>109538

What lad


32ca41  No.109541

>>109539

it was 56.4 last week. it was brilliant. i would have hit 55 today

fuck tbh


32ca41  No.109542

>>109540

my mass currently on this planet in kg


e032e5  No.109543

>>109538

57kg? that's skinny tbh unless you're a midget

90kg is the optimum for a 6ft man so a woman must be around 60kg


8235d7  No.109544

>>109541

i still dont know what these numbers mean lad


8235d7  No.109545

>>109542

>>109544

oh i get it now.


e032e5  No.109546

>>109544

a bit over 8 stone


32ca41  No.109547

>>109543

well i am a midget, I'm shorter than pembs


eb8434  No.109548

*weighs himself*


e032e5  No.109549

File: 3d5e313d648c9ac⋯.png (122.68 KB, 300x338, 150:169, very sweaty varg wiping at….png)

>>109547

a thicc midget?

tbh I only heard about you wanting to go death camp mode which isn't healthy don't do it


426833  No.109550

>>109548

Not weighed myself since I was about 14 tbh


76d984  No.109551

File: 2baa37bfcdcb137⋯.png (55.78 KB, 251x305, 251:305, 1488853894787.png)

>>109547

*laughs at you*

wait…


8235d7  No.109552

>>109546

one of my legs weighs more than that tbh.

>>109547

whats your BMI then lad? are you just skin and bones then?


d17fe8  No.109553

>>109551

>>109547

LITTLE WHITE LASSES


32ca41  No.109554

File: 9be33ebb2dd3daf⋯.jpg (35.67 KB, 620x400, 31:20, eac74624-17dd-4113-9656-91….jpg)

nevermind that now. i just won't eat tomorrow. i do tell that every day but it will work this time. ha.


eb8434  No.109555

>Tfw 60kg

wew I ate shit yesterday I thought I'd be heavier.


8235d7  No.109556

>>109548

but why?

>>109550

i get weighed at the doctors occasionally tbh.


426833  No.109557

>>109551

Is that why they push the tranny memi on you


8235d7  No.109558

>>109554

stupidity tbh.


e032e5  No.109559

File: e63727624888929⋯.png (101.66 KB, 314x256, 157:128, jewvarg.png)

the binlads came but didn't take my shitty tent, but I went outside later to put the bins back into position after I noticed they were in the road and the tent was gone

I guess that means some gyppo or "local" pole took it, could have sold it for a few bob then smh

>>109555

is everyone a skeleton midget or something?

I'm 6ft 120kg, need to lose 30.


eb8434  No.109560

>>109554

eating less makes you conserve mass because of perceived shortages, you got to sweat it out tbh

t. brother is bodybuilder


d17fe8  No.109561

>>109555

God aren't you supposed to be a lanklet as well? What's wrong with you, lad? That's worse than my brother and he's probably shorter than you


8235d7  No.109562

>tfw probably 75kg of pure southern mightiness


69ea01  No.109563

File: b4c75b8019e7f57⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 353.53 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 4u.png)

>tfw I'm the only big guy here who isn't morbidly obese that is


8235d7  No.109564

>>109518

lad can you add the flags please? Ill give you 28p.


32ca41  No.109565

>>109549

holocaust mode would be utopian, it's impossible lad i love food too much

>>109555

bit skinny tbh, how tall are you

>>109558

no i mean just evenings, i eat like a royalty in the morning.

>>109552

dont have that many muscles


d17fe8  No.109566

>>109560

Starvation mode is a meme tbh


8235d7  No.109567

>>109563

WHAT THE FUCK YOU UTTER HOMO


f53bba  No.109568

File: b9300a593f5ebb0⋯.jpg (5.49 KB, 229x220, 229:220, 1379146981960.jpg)

>>109554

>i just won't eat tomorrow


8235d7  No.109569

>>109568

tbh fasting for one day a week is healthy.


32ca41  No.109570

>>109567

it's a /tv/ maymay you newbie

>>109568

sup amiga


eb8434  No.109571

>>109565

In french I am 175 cm last time I checked.


76d984  No.109572

>>109555

fuck I'm fat compared. save meeee intermittent fasting.


69ea01  No.109573

>>109564

Which one?


d17fe8  No.109574

>>109571

Oh, okay then. I guess I was confusing you with Herts, he's the tall lad.


8235d7  No.109575

>>109570

>implying I browse or have ever browsed /tv/

im not your average poster tbh.


8235d7  No.109576

>>109573

the blue sussex swastika in the flag thread please lad


69ea01  No.109577

File: 4785a766224445f⋯.png (97.72 KB, 500x585, 100:117, wrong2.png)


69ea01  No.109578

>>109576

sure lad


e032e5  No.109579

File: ed679eba1aa9271⋯.png (101.35 KB, 208x206, 104:103, very neanderthal varg devo….png)

>>109565

you need a little meat tbh but not too much *ptsd flashbacks of two slabs of meat slapping together in slow motion*

I keep trying to change diet to the heavy morning light/no evening thing, it makes so much sense but the anglo tradition of BIG dinners is hard to surmount

>>109573

also the red wessex one tbh

*designs druid uniforms*


8235d7  No.109580

>>109571

whats that in pounds and pence?


8235d7  No.109581

>>109579

nowt wrong with big dinners if you are active all day tbh.

>>109578

ta lad.


e032e5  No.109582

>>109580

£154.873341


f53bba  No.109583

>>109569

But it won't be for one day lad, it will be a regular holocaust reenactment.

>>109570

At least go on a liquid diet if you want to crash. Not eating anything forces your body into survival mode where it thinks food is scarce and tries holding on to it even more for a while before it finally eats itself.


eb8434  No.109584

>>109580

5'7 and a half maybe I'm not sure.


8235d7  No.109585

>>109582

thanks nigger.


8235d7  No.109586

>>109584

thats about what I guesstimated tbh.

>>109583

this is clearly retarded then. you need 2000-2500 calories a day minimum tbh - up to 7000 if you are active.


69ea01  No.109587

File: 18c50c267a33b13⋯.jpg (25.64 KB, 500x329, 500:329, manlets BTFO.jpg)

reminder


8235d7  No.109588

>>109587

>implying thats any competition

lad.


69ea01  No.109589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>109583

>Not eating anything forces your body into survival mode where it thinks food is scarce and tries holding on to it even more for a while before it finally eats itself.

Corporations want you to believe this tbh


76d984  No.109590

File: 56629d21a3c2438⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 348.81 KB, 655x360, 131:72, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109587

that poor lad


426833  No.109591

>>109587

WHEN

WILL

THEY

LEARN


32ca41  No.109592

File: aa31967580f2863⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1280x922, 640:461, fa3edb57-0179-4dec-bbdc-ea….png)

>>109579

l-lad… w-what two meat flabs are we talking about? i know of at least two

if it's the big meat flabs in front I'm letting beer taking care of that. other than that I'm fine in weight distribution

but if it's COMPLETELY different two meat flabs - I'm sorry about your ptsd lad but it's not like you see them at all times


eb8434  No.109593

File: b8b7effab91b1e0⋯.png (10.76 KB, 403x181, 403:181, ss (2017-07-10 at 10.01.34….png)


426833  No.109594

>>109579

>ptsd flashbacks of two slabs of meat slapping together in slow motion

FUCKING STOP IT LAD

>>109593

>any huwhite """woman"""

>good


8235d7  No.109595

File: d83d5eb237cf131⋯.jpg (7.77 KB, 300x300, 1:1, hotty-clicker.jpg)

*initiates /newbrit/ bird-pulling competition*


f53bba  No.109596

>>109593

Where are the Welsh girls?


d17fe8  No.109597

File: e12ac904333cb4c⋯.png (59.6 KB, 401x184, 401:184, ClipboardImage.png)

>it's a roastie episode


eb8434  No.109598

File: a0469bbcf38d607⋯.png (19.49 KB, 427x377, 427:377, ClipboardImage.png)


8235d7  No.109599

>>109593

english lassie is prettier.


69ea01  No.109600

File: d43591c49651428⋯.jpg (48.85 KB, 640x920, 16:23, manlets BTFO3.jpg)

>>109595

It helps when you're not a manlet tbh


426833  No.109601

>>109596

Sheep?


f53bba  No.109602

>>109598

Swarthy.

>>109601

Low hanging fruit lad…


e032e5  No.109603

File: 106f82e71d03e93⋯.png (26.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, don't 22.png)

>>109592

just the general mental image of two fatties going at it, it cured me off of thiccness last thread and grossed enough people out that I can't help but remember the analogy now, good laughs

>>109594

see above

it's important I keep remembering this lad or else I will slip back to my old ways again


8235d7  No.109604

>>109600

Height has never been a deciding factor in my real life experiences lad

except if the lass is a giraffe then its a no-go


eb8434  No.109605

Reminder that manlet is a meme created by lanklets tbh


69ea01  No.109606

File: 47955b8524daef6⋯.jpg (17.97 KB, 400x479, 400:479, manlets BTFO2.jpg)

>>109604

tbh I only like short girls, idk why but I just can't be attracted to taller girls

Which is dumb because I'm pretty tall and tower over 99% girls anyway

>>109605

But I'm not a lanklet you see

tbh lad I know exactly one manlet irl who has a gf, every other guy who has a gf is around 6'0 or over


e032e5  No.109607

File: 128eb8692ef5819⋯.png (25.94 KB, 314x801, 314:801, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109604

ummm racist and sexist much????


d17fe8  No.109608

>>109605

You're not getting the leg lengthening surgery, lad?


32ca41  No.109609

File: db3bcaa7885a60d⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1280x1005, 256:201, fc572ec1-9ee9-4b3e-97bd-d8….png)

>>109603

ahhhh ok thought you talked from experience

no really the only reason I'm loosing weight is because then I'll have empirical proof I'm not ugly. i know it sounds retarded but i need to know that the chance of looking fat is eliminated. and when I'm 50kg i will get one voice less in my head telling me to kill myself.

I wonder how much I weight on the moon tbh.


d17fe8  No.109610

>>109607

Herts is a Giraffeboy now


eb8434  No.109611

>>109608

And have to learn how to walk again, no way.


8235d7  No.109612

>>109606

short girls are best girls tbh. under 5ft5 is perfect.

>>109608

a negroplasty?


d17fe8  No.109613

>>109609

9.4 kilos


f53bba  No.109614

File: 2b8505e36c80cd7⋯.jpg (192.32 KB, 800x634, 400:317, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

>check the other tab quickly

>>>/brit/366785

>>>/brit/366792


69ea01  No.109615

>>109609

Ugliness isn't solely determined by weight though tbh

But good on you it won't do you any harm

>>109612

>short girls are best girls tbh. under 5ft5 is perfect.

Agreed lad


e032e5  No.109616

File: 2f54a9d0e7b8215⋯.png (757.08 KB, 736x922, 368:461, classical smug.png)

>>109609

being an arbitrary weight isn't an indicator of lack-of-ugliness and may even be worse than having some weight tbh

>moon

9.4kg tbh


8235d7  No.109617

>>109609

>all that shit

sounds retarded imo.

>moin

youd weigh about 1/5th of your current weight iirc.


426833  No.109618

File: 4c0413b42b15d81⋯.jpg (28.76 KB, 179x320, 179:320, 1469188237765.jpg)


76d984  No.109619


d17fe8  No.109620

File: 29c5683f591ec8f⋯.png (151.9 KB, 289x269, 289:269, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109612

>>109612

>a negroplasty?


453456  No.109621

File: 154cec91ebf5882⋯.jpg (74.74 KB, 500x352, 125:88, 147.jpg)

>>109614

not even /brit/ is safe smh


69ea01  No.109622

File: 945ccaa4e14e6e8⋯.png (76.92 KB, 187x243, 187:243, smugcom.png)

>>109618

>/brit/ is the gay board now


8235d7  No.109623

thanks nigger


d17fe8  No.109624

>>109614

Lass….


e032e5  No.109625

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

don't trust the police lads

also wear biker jackets for anti stab

*starts druid biker gang*


69ea01  No.109626

>>109623

oh yeah forgot about that

Give it time and it'll alphabetise


d17fe8  No.109627

>>109621

Oh it was a meme


f53bba  No.109628

File: b489f1a34eb9994⋯.png (479.67 KB, 1000x1411, 1000:1411, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….png)

>>109627

Y-yeah, just a meme…


8235d7  No.109629

>>109625

>dont trust the police

why not?


76d984  No.109630

File: b38cce019129309⋯.jpg (1.65 MB, 2181x3135, 727:1045, lain sad (2).jpg)

*runs off crying*


426833  No.109631

>>109628

You better not be promoting gayism here now


8235d7  No.109632

>>109625

>biker jackets are anti stab

no they arent, at all.


eb8434  No.109633

File: 1b2d7c13a7a786f⋯.png (1.71 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>109628

STILL IN A MEME

BRIT EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR


8235d7  No.109634

>>109630

*secretly tied your shoelaces together so you go arse over tit*


69ea01  No.109635

File: dc3d07b6823456b⋯.jpg (39.32 KB, 600x445, 120:89, mah crew.jpg)

Why do I keep forgetting to post my fresh Tonies

CENTRIST GANG


d17fe8  No.109636

>>109628

Lass I did nothing wrong and Pembs just referenced a meme I didn't know abut smh

>>109630

DON'T lop your hair off now, lass. I'll find you eventually.


453456  No.109637

File: 877dc4cce1f19a0⋯.png (186.43 KB, 1317x689, 1317:689, 1475073271110.png)

>>109630

I think you're just being naughty for attention


e032e5  No.109638

>>109629

john lad explains

basically they're all corrupt now

>>109632

he has some good anecdotes in that video, he got stabbed by some wigger but it didn't penetrate his biker jacket, he had two witnesses, saw the attacker's face, his jacket had evidence of attack, the attack didn't leave or throw away his weapon, he went to the police, told them all this, showed them the evidence, even saw that the perpetrator was literally within eyeshot and the po po did nothing.

they really do exist solely to persecute britons and shitposters now

probably was slashed then, but he does say it had kevlar lining


f53bba  No.109639

>>109630

22st is such a brute, smh.


426833  No.109640

File: 830391b11c376ce⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 62.18 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1466622279147.jpg)


8235d7  No.109641

>>109638

>they really do exist solely to persecute britons and shitposters now

based on a youtubers video? No lad, Im not having this at all, dont be a prat.

>probably was slashed then,

this

>but he does say it had kevlar lining

doesnt matter, doesnt make it stab proof at all. Look up stab proof vests and compare to a high end motorcyle jacket.


d17fe8  No.109642

>>109639

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I DO


453456  No.109643

File: 4357c31338e01a5⋯.png (22.62 KB, 390x162, 65:27, spy.png)

File: 1fbede3b701f500⋯.png (224.36 KB, 676x378, 338:189, kaiji.png)


32ca41  No.109644

>>109635

AHHH TONY SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT PUTIN IN HIS INTERVIEW WITH ALISTAIR RECENTLY WHY DID HE DO IT THEY WERE SUCH BUDDIES ROOOOOOOOO TONY NO


f53bba  No.109645

>>109642

You said her affection was just a meme lad.


e032e5  No.109646

>>109641

all evidence from my end points to this tbh, last time I saw a good lad in the police force was 2001 when a friendly copper got smol-me to stop eating mushrooms in front of the sellers at the local farmers market.

Unless you count the PREVENT goys who somehow genuinely believe they are doing good.

Perhaps his experience applies solely to the big city bobbies, but I find it hard to believe that most aren't corrupt, given the state of the force and the country in general

best not to find out either way, don't want any more police about me tbh


e032e5  No.109647

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>things were this bad in 2015

>it's much worse now

blackpill evening tbh


426833  No.109648

>>109645

I was hoping it was


32ca41  No.109649

File: 99fbcff06537376⋯.png (121.25 KB, 676x988, 13:19, e4a1afc2-e456-4310-9d17-4e….png)

*looks at old photos of blair and putin meeting up*

*cries* at least dubya still likes him right… right?


d17fe8  No.109650


8235d7  No.109651

>>109646

>in your experience

lad come on, how many have you actually dealt with excluding prevent?

>find it hard to believe that most aren't corrupt

why?

>given the state of the force and the country in general

how do you link this to majority police corruption?


69ea01  No.109652

File: b63e1f1d22011d8⋯.jpg (45.43 KB, 600x400, 3:2, how much vodka did you dri….jpg)

>Tony was the original Diana

wew

>>109647

I'm always blackpilled

>>109649

It's too late their friendship has been destroyed by the forces of evil


f53bba  No.109653

>>109649

They only pretended to be Putin's friends because it benefited them at the time. He was always alone.

>>109650

The words may be someone else's but the feelings were all Pembs.


426833  No.109654

>>109652

>>Tony was the original Diana

I know he used to be a rent boy, but what?


32ca41  No.109655

File: b6e4c9a4adbb2a1⋯.jpg (340.01 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ef67786f-2dfe-4863-aeae-47….jpg)

>>109652

you think tone drinks vodka in plastic cups?

who so you think he sent to jail that night :^)


d17fe8  No.109656

File: a37872990965d19⋯.png (588.55 KB, 726x836, 33:38, ClipboardImage.png)


76d984  No.109657

File: 907a476a452fd0c⋯.jpg (710.23 KB, 1197x737, 1197:737, lain hair.jpg)

>>109634

*falls over* OUCH

>>109636

ahhh I'll do it you can't stop me

>>109637

y-yeah well I think you're a bully who keeps punching people!

>>109645

lasssss maybe it's better he's unaware..


32ca41  No.109658

>>109654

no he was only in the choir and then in a band, both close but not exactly yet renting.

herts means the gesture. i don't have the diana pic on me doing the same gesture showing how much vodka she drank.

>this is how small he is tbh t. diana


d17fe8  No.109659

>>109657

let's get matching hair, lass. Going to get mummy to lop my hair off tomorrow tbh


d17fe8  No.109660

File: 22cede867f74141⋯.png (11.21 KB, 418x408, 209:204, 22cede867f741415bd6e9d37ea….png)

>>109657

>lasssss maybe it's better he's unaware..


f53bba  No.109661

>>109657

Aaaaahhh don't let him walk all over you lass, you're not a doormat. You're the boss of this relationship.


426833  No.109662

File: 92b4b5db5fc963f⋯.jpg (6.7 KB, 146x200, 73:100, 92b4b5db5fc963f64ad3bb9968….jpg)


32ca41  No.109663

File: dbae82a3c851cfd⋯.png (456.03 KB, 715x444, 715:444, d568ac2b-0d47-4572-8d50-11….png)

stop the ironic gay trans erp posting blz


e032e5  No.109664

>>109651

none apart from aforementioned old-timey encounters, because they don't patrol on foot any more, which goes a long way to ward fostering mistrust. They're not part of the LOCAL community any more.

>corruption

literally every large town and city has massive crime rates and nothing is done about it, particularly in regards to rape gangs, Rotherham being the only "major" (they didn't even convict all the criminals) "success" (the same, or similar gangs with similar members, are still operating there). If the police aren't taking bribes, implicated in these affairs or hamstrung by implicated superiors, then they are massively incompetent and unfit to serve.

>majority police corruption

Tbh it probably is a case of being hamstrung by corrupt higher-ups, but the regular lads in the patrol cars are complicit by the old "I'm just following orders" excuse, and likely under coercion or bribery in some form to maintain the status quo.

Healthy paranoia tbh, as last time we went around this topic I hope it's not so and there are good lads left, but I think by this point they've all been weeded out or suppressed

>>109656

Literally every Fear the Walking Dead "protagonist" is a mixie or some form of subhuman, it's even more antiwhite than regular walking dead, couldn't stomach even half of the first episode.


69ea01  No.109665

File: ebd6bf02b12d929⋯.jpg (177.3 KB, 468x431, 468:431, chromed.jpg)

>>109654

It's this lad

na donishke tbh

>>109655

He's a classy lad so I doubt it

kek I bet this is why he fell out with Putin


d17fe8  No.109666

File: 509755a061b8752⋯.jpg (36.47 KB, 607x608, 607:608, 1448735231450.jpg)

>>109661

Wew. With all that oestrogen and her already tiny body she can't do anything tbh


426833  No.109667

File: 9778fcf6801fc69⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 267x317, 267:317, 9778fcf6801fc69bd1234b4bab….jpg)

>>109666

Stop this now


69ea01  No.109668

File: e5d8bee13bc916f⋯.jpg (38.89 KB, 600x399, 200:133, on point tbh.jpg)

>>109666

Take it to /brit/, Satan


d17fe8  No.109669

File: ef005ec65398ee7⋯.png (951.91 KB, 623x758, 623:758, ClipboardImage.png)

*comes ashore*


32ca41  No.109670

File: 51cbd9a93bf603f⋯.png (422.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, f0061933-723c-472a-b754-8a….png)

прекрасное далёко

не будь ко мне жестоко

i want to watch Guest from the future again. the ayy lass movie i watched on my mums really made me appreciate bulichev again.

>>109665

deepest lore tbh


76d984  No.109671

>>109659

I find a nice cracked bowl helps get the look right

>>109661

a-alright lass


e032e5  No.109672

>>109664

also it's probably a generalisation and the ones I am likely to meet I'll like, like "I hate all niggers" or "I hate all yids", when those that I have met are alright but don't belong jk the one full blown yid I've met was the straight up stereotypical shekelgrubbing shoahshitter


8235d7  No.109673

>>109664

Im literally not having any of that shit lad, its not healthy paranoia at all. I dont fully trust the police actual healthy paranoia but dont think the majority of the lads on the street are corrupt irrational paranoia. This will not be a productive conversation tbh, my only comment would be that police officers have to attend suicides and murders and shit, they are an important part of our society.


76d984  No.109674


8235d7  No.109675

>>109672

>a generalisation

its not even close to that lad - you actually think the majority of police officers are corrupt.


8235d7  No.109676

>>109674

thanks lad I wondered where we were tbh


69ea01  No.109677

File: 3330da1d4aa57c2⋯.jpg (34.13 KB, 468x315, 52:35, now this a story all about….jpg)

>>109670

I thought we were going to do a film friday of it tbh

>>109674

Keep the old threads please lad for history shit


f53bba  No.109678

>>109674

Wew, I guess we have a backup then. I wonder why the /politics/ BO was so determined to dump owndership on us rather than his own users.


32ca41  No.109679

>>109674

RESTORE /POLITICS/ TO ITS FORMER GLORY

>tfw it's too late


426833  No.109680

>>109678

Board was dead.

His experiment without us failed


76d984  No.109681

>>109677

alright lad

>>109678

I don't think anyone goes there anymore smh, probably sees us as the successor to the brit/politics/ that kept the board alive for so long

>>109679

there's no going back… pepeclock.jpg

>>109680

oh yeah he booted them all out didn't he. that's some karma.


8235d7  No.109682

File: 7ec52070931e817⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 592.64 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170710-225104.png)

fell over in the van and impaled my hand on a screw tbh, having to type left handed


426833  No.109683

File: 5a9a4627b5b89c1⋯.jpg (178.3 KB, 2048x1237, 2048:1237, 5a9a4627b5b89c1b5e575227ed….jpg)

>>109682

don't die of tetanus lad

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

426833  No.109684

>>109683

I meant to spoiler that one tbh pembs


8235d7  No.109685

>>109683

i only use stainless steel screws so Ill be fine tbh *dies of septic shock*


76d984  No.109686

>>109682

>>109683

ahhh my dad did that today in his foot and had to get a jab, be careful

>>109684

that's it.


8235d7  No.109687

>>109683

she looks like she could arm wrestle a darts player tbh.


eb8434  No.109688

>>109682

wew lad that's dangerous


32ca41  No.109689

File: c8966cebea0edb4⋯.jpg (304.46 KB, 946x1280, 473:640, 9ac56d67-858c-4aaf-a2a0-fa….jpg)

>>109677

maybe. but it's seasonal (6 altogether) and i doubt anyone will trust my judgement after last time.

and if we watch, and the peeps like it, we'll watch the other one. because the other one is 100% kino.


8235d7  No.109690

>>109686

>his foot

THIS IS WHY YOU WEAR STEEL TOECAPS AT ALL TIMES

>get a jab

its not rusty so it should be a-okay tbh.


69ea01  No.109691

File: 63c017e2b0c15ab⋯.jpg (57.08 KB, 780x585, 4:3, heil bush.jpg)

>>109678

>Pembs will become the new Barbosa and drive us to join his board

As foretold by waifuposter (RIP)

jk he's a good lad

>>109689

We'll see. I'll watch it myself if I have to

Maybe we can get a poll started now


f53bba  No.109692

File: fa6d051783a7fa8⋯.jpg (5.18 MB, 2657x3000, 2657:3000, __saber_of_red_fate_apocry….jpg)

>>109679

>>109680

>>109681

Reconquista? Brit/politics/ could be brit/politics/ again.


8235d7  No.109693

>>109688

superglued it up tbh, thumb hurts though.


f53bba  No.109694

>>109691

Aaahhh Pembs would never betray me now, we're all friends here.


8235d7  No.109695

NEW THREAD WHEN?


f53bba  No.109696

>>109695

I'm super tired, someone else should make it please.


32ca41  No.109697

>>109692

i will never leave here


8235d7  No.109698

>imperium gets b&

youve gone mad with power lad


d17fe8  No.109699

File: e7b8ca4c252f96e⋯.png (10.1 KB, 479x408, 479:408, 2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>109696

I'm not going to promise antyhing since apparently I can't keep them


32ca41  No.109700

>>109698

the boy must learn, this has been going on for too long.


e032e5  No.109701

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

night lads have to stop effort/shitposting and do my jobbie diary tbh

>>109673

you're not wrong

>>109675

or a perception or whatever you want to call it. The PREVENT lads weren't corrupt legally but they do take their wages to persecute, in the majority, innocent nationalist britons who dindu nuffin, and only occasionally do their stated job of preventing terrorism by bribing schizo pakis into giving up their plans of bombing the local OAP home. Similarly it seems important point I know, they do a lot more work than the issue-of-the-moment most bobbies get paid to issue parking fines, speeding fines, investigate "hate speech" etc instead of protecting the community in any meaningful sense which they can't really do any more for the most part because of the total breakdown of local communities in any multicultural area so I don't fault them for it

tbh I agree with your viewpoint but am suspicious in the extreme

don't become hellraiser hand edition lad


76d984  No.109702

File: 5cf256b10bbc76b⋯.png (196.53 KB, 476x433, 476:433, DokuroBan.png)

>>109691

nooooo

<spoiler

thanks lad

I don't know what to with it, it's an important relic in the brit/pol/ 8ch saga

>>109692

how would it work lass?

>>109698

ahahaha..ahahAHAHAHAHAHAH

it was on 5 mins and he seemed to not be spoilering them a lot recently


426833  No.109703

File: e03846452ccdbb8⋯.jpg (399.48 KB, 1350x1800, 3:4, DDDJQm2V0AEGrtl.jpg large.jpg)

>>109687

a thalidomide baby could do that

>>109692

A lot of lads are asleep right now, a migration would probably be a bad idea.

110000 coming up soon too


69ea01  No.109704

File: 5512ab1f8d76e7b⋯.jpg (18.37 KB, 460x288, 115:72, i'm fucked gran pls don't ….jpg)

>>109692

Why

>it's already happening

>>109694

>tfw Pembs no loyalty to me, only you

>>109697

At least someone is loyal

good girl tbh


8235d7  No.109705

File: 682b527bafef51b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 156.99 KB, 1999x1124, 1999:1124, 682b527bafef51b912484f76b0….jpg)

>>109700

*stands up for imperiumlad*

it wasnt a lewd, whats the goddamn problem

*kicks table over*


426833  No.109706

File: 8a360101548049f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 118.63 KB, 1080x1349, 1080:1349, DB_tg92WAAAR_sj.jpg large.jpg)

>>109703

this was a genuine mistake


32ca41  No.109707

>>109701

sleep tight honeybun


eb8434  No.109708

>>109693

Did you wash it clean first?


d17fe8  No.109709

>>109701

nnight lad


f53bba  No.109710

File: 8388f1d26723ff6⋯.jpg (105.3 KB, 500x706, 250:353, sweat.jpg)

>>109699

You can make up for it tonight, please lad…

>>109702

I guess it wouldn't, aaaaahhh.


8235d7  No.109711

>>109701

night lad. I definitely disagree with your perception, and

>most bobbies get paid to issue parking fines, speeding fines,

is objectively wrong.


32ca41  No.109712

it happened AGAIN

get your shit together lad


d17fe8  No.109713

>>109710

I-I'll do it if I have to, but not now. Still a few posts left tbh


8235d7  No.109714

>>109708

yeah lad, and filled it with antibac gel before the glue. theres a blood blister coming up next to it too, smh.


426833  No.109715

>>109710

>astolfo again

If I'm behaving on imperium again, you need to stop this


eb8434  No.109716

>>109714

Good luck lad, don't get an infection


8235d7  No.109717


76d984  No.109718

File: 5b2b8a3d89f72d8⋯.jpg (47.86 KB, 750x728, 375:364, c46tqpy8rb5z.jpg)

>>109703

>>109706

LAAAD smh ..

>>109704

o-of course I have loyalty to you great leader hahahahahahaha *draws up migration plan in secret Bongo Bongo Land within the secret Bongo Bongo Land*

>>109710

I miss the times on /nbp/ with all the other posters but there's no going back ahhh


8235d7  No.109719

>>109716

what doesnt kill me makes me stronger. *develops jaundice*


d17fe8  No.109720

>>109715

White lasses are privileged, lad


8235d7  No.109721

>>109720

fucking patriarchy


32ca41  No.109722


426833  No.109723

>>109720

white lasses are awful tbh

besides, that is a white lad


eb8434  No.109724

Smh in one of manga I read ages ago a character has this fucking unstoppable jacket and how it was made was detailed in the manga. It was this combination of the toughest moose leather with armour plates and chainmain interwoven into lining. It would've weighed a ton but the character who wears it is the biggest guy so it kind of made sense.


32ca41  No.109725

>>109722

shit, my phone fucked me over my post and now it was another spam closer to bumplock

>>109704

*uses your trust to sabotage the moderation*

haha yesss


e032e5  No.109726

File: 84458e0fe61e687⋯.png (94.98 KB, 1026x1234, 513:617, redjaket.png)

*justifies partaking in the welfare state and comes back for more*

ok going for real

>>109711

that's why I put the proviso in the spoiler aahhh I know they do more than that and occasionally get things right

>>109719

*survives the yellow fever but experiences relapses for the rest of a short life*

>>109724

I'm collecting pennies for a suit of copper penny-maille armour tbh


f53bba  No.109727

>>109715

I would be willing to put up with unspoilered imperium in exchange for unspoilered Astolfo. All SFW of course.

>>109723

White male privilege tbh.


69ea01  No.109728

File: bd41d7e60a21ac4⋯.jpg (58.02 KB, 600x625, 24:25, um.jpg)

File: b2a124181ac2fbe⋯.jpg (23.02 KB, 600x398, 300:199, um2.jpg)

File: 555a71c190774fa⋯.jpg (75.6 KB, 600x847, 600:847, um3.jpg)

File: f55c3e03ed56cd5⋯.jpg (25.87 KB, 600x400, 3:2, um4.jpg)

>when you mum sees your browsing history and asks you to explain

>nothing but "Tony Blair pics"

>>109718

>secret Bongo Bongo Land

LAD

>>109725

too late lel

thanks for the 2 (You)s


32ca41  No.109729

>>109727

don't negotiate with gayists lads, this is a ploy.


76d984  No.109730

File: ba2d74ddc4c50af⋯.png (274.88 KB, 800x500, 8:5, 1441982246627-1.png)

>>109726

night lad

>>109727

>unspoilered imperium in exchange for unspoilered Astolfo

spoilered both tbh..


76d984  No.109732

File: bbcfc3ca7e54ed5⋯.png (696.76 KB, 640x849, 640:849, ClipboardImage.png)


32ca41  No.109733


69ea01  No.109734

File: e189b5d7b46a59d⋯.jpg (37.56 KB, 600x375, 8:5, mfw bae texts me.jpg)

Shall I just make the new thread then?

>>109727

Both must be spoilered


f53bba  No.109736

>>109729

I'm just innocently extending an olive branch lass.

>>109730

Please don't say you're anti-Astolfo too.


8235d7  No.109737

>>109728

>your mum asks to see your browsing history

are you 12


8235d7  No.109741

>when I stacked it I knocked my last sleeping tab off the side and now I cant find it

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me


453456  No.109742

File: edcefefeacbd408⋯.webm (66.96 KB, 595x423, 595:423, good lad.webm)




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