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 No.2091

>was only 14 years old

>loved Papyrus so much

>ate spaghetti every day

>prayed to him every time I play Undertale

>made a new save file

>encountered Papyrus

>I fall on the floor and bow down

>the battle starts

>the text on the screen suddenly says "*D A D D Y R U S I S H O M E!"

>I suddenly feel the urge to jerk off

>I unzip my pants and furiously jerk off to Papyrus's mighty stance

>I'm about to cum

>Papyrus crashes through the ceiling

>Bonetrousle playing at ear raping volume

>holding plate of spaghetti

>I gasp in excitement

>"Yesss!"

>I ejaculate all over his spaghetti

>whispers in my ear "You won't regretti being with the spaghetti

>I chow down on the soggy spaghetti

>I swallow it whole

>I start to choke

>Papyrus softly puts his skeleton boner down my throat

>I stop choking

>Papyrus puts his dick farther down

>I lick the middle of his shaft

>he laughs "NYEH HEH HEH"

>cums marinara sauce down my throat

>best feeling of my life

>slowly starts to take it out of my mouth

>Papyrus winks

>I know what I must do

>collapse onto my hands and knees

>take off my clothes and expose my anus

>he starts to place spaghetti noodles on my buttcheeks

>feeling very determined

>fills my anus with tender skeleton love

>mother walks in my room

>she gasps

>grabs my mother by the throat

>starts to take off her clothes

>vomits marinara sauce into her pussy

>it leaks out of her anus

>sends my mother to the underground

>continuing the fun

>laughs a loud NYEH HEH HEH

>bones are crawling down my back

>fills me with determination

>start to taste his spaghetti sauce

>puts more noodles on my asscheeks

>slides me off his penis

>tip of his cock is blue

>I look in the mirror

>skin slowly turns blue

>He smiles

>"That's my special attack. NYEH HEH HEH!

>ask Papyrus to be my daddy

>says "I am your daddy, my special son"

>a portal appears

>Papyrus goes through it

>returns to the underground

>plate of warm spaghetti on floor

>Papyrus is Love

>Papyrus is Life

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 No.2092

nice meme

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