/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>Reconing

Have NEET crackdowns been discussed? Some new alphabet soup agency dedicated to keep as few people from collecting NEET bucks as possible and less MGs turning into Christmas cakes. Not quite sure how strict their definition would be, but imagine no government, even with monsters around, could exist without a little invasion of one's privacy.

>>401863

I'd say it would start as a propaganda push, say films aimed at them showcasing how loyal these monstergirls are, they are more than happy to take them. Convince the neets to marry Monster Girls willingly. Also Monster Girls have an extended lifespan. If a 40-year old monstergirl steps through the portal the same time a baby boy is born, he is going to die of old age before she gets anywhere close to the wall.

>>401868

I bet Danuki would get more overt bachelor taxes imposed to specifically fund such programs too. Granted, NEETs by their nature won't be paying taxes unless the neetbux card they get adds a sales tax to non essential shit they buy, but that would probably be used to root out more stubborn bachelors and hermits.

>>401870

>More taxes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TAXES

THE GODDAMN GOVERNMENT SHAFTS ME ENOUGH WITHOUT SOME FLUFFY KIKE ADDING TO IT

>>401876

Anon, please realize that the MGs controlling the government would be getting rid of so much of the dyscivic trash to make room for their financial agenda.

No more wars on Israel’s behalf

No more student loan Ponzi schemes

No more subsidizing ghetto brood-Queens

No more retarded radfem-demanded diversity worship

And in its place we get some NEETbux and pro-Natal public policy. A more than fair trade in my book.

>>401892

but how are hellhounds and cheshires going to afford their families?

>>401892

If people getting NEETbux can't vote, I'd be alright with sucking on the government tit. Hell, less taxes would go along very well with a pro-natal society, or so I would hope, since kids are fucking expensive.

>>401892

While I believe a monster controlled world would result in most of humanities laws being rewritten and nations/borders only been kept around for easier governance I doubt they are going to be accepting of NEET welfare alps. Human men would not be rewarded for not meeting monster standards and marriage would be the first of those. Unless you want a Beelzebub wife I doubt they would put up with laziness.

>>401893

I'm sure they will get enough welfare based on how much they can produce with a mana cage. Heck Energy and Meme Energy must have some use…

>>401870

A lot of monster girls are purely self sufficient and the thought that welfare would even need to be a thing is pure 100% grade A retarded. Holstaur can just bottle the excess milk, arachne can spin their thread and sell it, weresheep get sheered and sell the wool at premium prices. No man married to a monster girl goes poor, and the girls themselves certainly don't either.

>>401895

Would be a bit shit to have requirements for certain jobs be only available to married guys, but I could see it happening.

>>401870

>more taxes for being a NEET/bachelor

I’d go full hermit in my grandpa’s old bunker. Taxation is theft, and no fluffy kike is going to change my mind.

And if they try to take my guns? Good luck. I have ammo to spare. Also a bunch of custom load shells. I don’t even know what’s in them anymore. Could be anything from razor blades to bubblegum.

>>401907

I think the MG's would make a ton of laws based on men having marriages with them, a bit more oriented towards them if a full takeover happens

>>401893

>How are cheshires going to afford hteir families

with funny money

Also

>Danuki gain control of this world's finances

>NEETS get more money, but there is a catch

>They need to attend "dates" with candidates

>All the candidates are MGs picked for the NEET based on a little questionnaire

>The idea is that the NEET dates a small pool of MGs before picking one to date long term

>This is all done under the guise of "social melding", basically to adjust MGs to human life

>MGs push NEETs out of their comfort zone and turn them into productive members of society

>Eventually the "free money" from this disappears as the NEET becomes productive

>>401912

Oh anon, that bunker won't save you from tactical sandworm breaches

Oh shit there's a new society thread. Woops.

>Of course I'd have no such luck finding a place to stay.

>Those who weren't already partnered up and wanting extra privacy were insanely paranoid and barricaded themself away from the world.

>Oh and of course there was a thunder storm on the horizon. Because that elder god I talked about earlier thought he'd get a few yucks out of me.

>By the time I returned home, my feet were blisteringly sore to match my pelvis, it was getting dark, and it was already sprinkling.

>The chick was still there and was waiting at the door, and looked remarkably annoyed.

>I almost considered turning around and sleeping outside in the rain.

>Almost.

>At least she didn't grab or yell at me when I walked in.

>The house was dark, the lights still off from this morning. Made sense that she wouldn't know the damn things worked.

>I turned on the ceiling light and took in, for once, a pleasant surprise.

>She had cleaned up a majority of the mess around the front door, and was seemingly careful with where she walked as there weren't any more holes in the floor than from this morning.

>Her trunk was open and its contents were spread out on several blankets around it, lots of different helmets that obviously didn't fit her, and different, exotic tapestries and objects that seemed to be from different cultures.

>War paraphenilia? Trophies? And how did all of it fit into that trunk?

>While I gawked at her belongings, she had filled up the coffee kettle from this morning and was heading outside into the rain with a bundle of leaves.

>If she was going to live with me, she wasn't going to be a transplant from whatever middle age she was from.

>I stopped her (to whatever annoyed thing she was trying to say) and said, "Just, let me do it."

>I took the kettle from her and, along with her, brought it to my stove.

>I placed the kettle on the stove and, making sure she watched, turned on the "Turbo Boil" burner.

>The sound of the stove igniting startled her… and put a few holes in the kitchen tile, if the cracking I heard was any indication.

>Fucking perfect.

>"Oh fucking- Get out. Go wait in the living room!"

>I shoo'd her out of the kitchen, making her hand over the leaves before she left.

>If I had to guess, she was trying to make tea, which should be easy enough to do.

>Boiling the water was mostly waiting, time I used to gather several coffee mugs from my cupboards and to watch her.

>She didn't sit on the couch, thankfully, and instead seemed content sitting (kneeling?) in front of the coffee table with her legs folded beneath her.

>The storm, in the meanwhile, had finally arrived and was pouring outside. The winds were a gail of violence that blew down the piece of scrap wood that was the front door.

>The chick was quick to react, jumping from her position to stop it from falling to the floor with a curse.

>I heard a thwip of something moist hit a wall, drawing me away from my position at the stove.

>Oh yeah, she was a spider. She had used web from…somewhere to mount the door back into place.

>The kettle blew with steam, signalling that the water was ready. I stuck the leaves inside and set a timer for the tea leaves to soak.

>The thunderstorm was right on top of the house, and thunder roared all about. While rain came down in almost periodic sheets.

>The moment the timer went off, a flash of lightning and thunder lit up the house one final time before casting it into darkness.

>Because of COURSE the power should go out.

>>401920

>Oh anon, that bunker won't save you from tactical sandworm breaches

Can they burrow through a mountain? Because it’s in the middle of the Rockies.

>>401940

They're bringing out the wurm for you anon

>>401942

They’d get lost in the attempt. The place is far off of any marked trails. The part of the Rockies it’s in isn’t forgiving to people unfamiliar with the land. I’ve seen some weird ass shit and more than my fair share of human bones on hikes.

It would be far easier to just wait me out. I’d run out of food eventually and a man can only eat so many squirrels before he breaks.

Fuck, guys! Has anyone done gunslinger lizard girls? She sees a cute guy she likes doing open carry or looks like a vet or a strelok? Some Doc Holiday action in the mide of town all because a lizard found a husbando.

>>401946

>He thinks he's a hard enough Strelok to avoid getting a waifu

I like to think I’m at least 1/3 Strelok. Besides, it’s not Strelok-ness that counts. You just have to know the land and you’ll be mostly fine.

>He doesn't realize there's a Skinwalker furiously masturbating to thoughts of him right now, waiting for just the right moment to strike

I don’t believe in Skinwalker shit. That being said, if I am wrong I wouldn’t mind. The chase is the best part.

>>401948

Unless you want to go the absurd "You shot the gun out of my hand, oh man that stings but I'll be fine in a minute" route a gunfight with your waifu will end in grievous bodily harm to at least one of you. With swordfighting you can use practice sticks or just do that thing where they stop the blade right before the opponent's throat, which is still a bit silly but more believable than someone taking a .357 to their hand and still having all of their hand.

>>401949

>I don't believe in Skinwalker shit

That just makes her job easier

>>401952

But with that said the Wild West really should get more use as a setting. Sage for doublepost

>>401952

> grievous bodily harm

Solution: Demon Realm Silver bullets:

> Weapons made of demon realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, spirit energy or demonic energy will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

Can you imagine all of the autistic monster girls cosplaying as lone rangers and running around with single action revolvers loaded with literal silver bullets?

>>401952

>That just makes her job easier

How so? I already have my head on a swivel for Mountain Lions and bears. The latter especially during the spring.

If you’re going to site human mimicking, then I’d say that not going to investigate somebody screaming for help because “muh skinwalker trap” is fucking retarded.

>>401944

Wurms are so gullible that if someone tells her she'll find you in record time she's going to believe it. Then actually do it and succeed.

What if you´re a pseudo-NEET, aka a guy that survives off of selling things that are not physical, nor easy to describe on the internet, and doesn´t use any NEETbux?

>>401952

I would imagine after DOTR, demonic silver bullets, which don't kill ya, become prolific. How many people would take a non-lethal route when it comes to the 2nd Amendment? Not sure myself, that's a whole other can of worms to deal with when it comes to crime rates and actual threats of conflict. I could imagine antima and/or paladindu involving lethal force, but I don't think there would be as much actual bloodshed. Might make the world a bit less exciting, I suppose.

>>401963

selling lewd art, trading crypto and stocks? I'm sure Danuki would be quite interested in a guy who can make shekels out of nothing.

>>401959

That’s not how it works. What’d really happen is that she gets told that and ends up in bum-fuck nowhere Canada after walking (slithering?) for months. Or runs in circles until she gives up and goes home.

>>401958

You not believing in Skinwalkers means you'll write off her imperfect impressions as you hearing it wrong, or the animal being sick, or some other excuse, allowing her to employ them freely as she closes in for the fug

>"It's hot"

>"Too hot"

>"Why am I so sweaty?"

>Stir awake, not even light outside yet

>Even down to a single cover I'm still hot

>The culprit isn't the covers

>It's the danuki next to me

>It's always been the danuki next to me

>Since the day of the rape adjusting to life with this woman has been a blessing and a curse

>If it wasn't the language barrier, it was the culture shock she experiened.

>Right now however it was none of these

>As she clung to my sweaty body her fluffy calves and tail that at first I loved dearly, had become a heater in the desert every summer.

>The fan in my room is doing nothing

>Trying to wriggle out of her grasp without her either waking up or regrabbing me had become a science in and of itself

>Starts with lifting her arm she keeps draped over me and placing it on my side.

>Next comes sliding forward to escape the dreaded fluff lock she likes to put my lower half in, if this was winter I wouldn't dream of leaving this comfy position

>Slowly but surely I get out of the lock.

>All this work to simply adjust the fan

>Slinking back into bed is another trick itself

>Decide this will be the year I break down and shell out for an A/C

>>401970

Sage because autism.

I don’t see how that’d let her get closer than it would already. A person screaming for help should attract any normal human being. I usually avoid sick and dying animals anyway, they attract bears.

>>401863

>NEET crackdown

>Be anon

>And be able to have kept your NEET-dom even after the dreaded DOTR

>One of your go to sites, /monster/, has been overrun by FBI (Federal Bureau of Incubation) monster ops

>Those damn monster operators will stop at nothing to make you and your fellow NEETs extinct

>Wake up one Saturday morning after a great Friday night drinking some cheap cognac

>Grab a coffee and wander over to the computer

>Try not to panic as you begin to read over some of your posts from last night

>You were not as careful as you should have been with posting

>See you have an email with attachment

>Against your better judgement you open it

>Its a picture of your apartment from the outside with the caption

<Well hello there, holdout

>Insta-delete it and purge the sender into the spam folder

>Shook, you walk away from the computer and decide to make breakfast

>Going back to the computer you see another message

>Its another email and attachment

>Morbidly curious, you open it again

>This time its a picture of your front door

<I wonder whats inside~

>Delete This

>Start looking up wards and other magic shit while you still have time that day

>By the time the sun sets, you've barricaded your apartment as best you've could

>You cautiously monitor your computer, one ear out of the headphones to listen for unusual sounds

>Suddenly get a new email, with attachment

>Yep, that's your apartment complex again, The light in your room apparent

<Knock Knock, is somebody home

>Before you can delete it, your attuned NEET ears hear the slow, steady sound of steps coming up the stairs

>Yes you lived on the third floor, daily exercise and your balcony is mostly private

>But that's not important right now

>>401965

>"Gimme your wallet!"

*Bang*

>"Now you're a faggot!"

>>401974

>Turn off the light and try and creep silently to your bedroom

>There is a sharp rapping on your door

<FBI OPEN UP, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

>Its a light feminine voice, but you know better

>Throwing caution to the wind you sprint the rest of the distance to the kitchen and grab a knife

>Speed walking, cause running with knives is dangerous, you rush to the bathroom and barricade the door

>A loud blow lands on your door, you can hear it from the bathroom

>It hold so there comes another, and another

>You hear the door give way and you wince slightly

<Oh Anon, I'm home

>Covering your mouth, you try to make your breathing as hushed as possible

>The ominous footsteps grow louder

>They sound almost…hooved?

<Come out, come out wherever you are…

>Oh god oh shit oh fuck

>The footsteps stop outside the bathroom door

>You hear a giggle as a light three knocks hit the door and the doorknob is giggled

<Little pig, little pig, let me in~

>WHAM

>Something big his the door

>You struggle not to yell

>WHAM

>The door starts to splinter

WHAM

>Large cracks start to form

No!

>You yell, but alas all is lost

>WHAM

>A large hole is blown in the door and a Monstergirls face appears

<Here's Baphy!~

NOOOOOOOOOO

>>401976

>Later that night

>Be lying in bed wondering where it all went wrong

>A Baphomet lies sprawled out over your chest, breathing lightly

>Only a few more years and you would have started developing wizard powers

>>401957

Is demon silver soft enough to engage rifling? If you can make full length swords out of it then it seems like it would be a bit too hard to make a bullet out of. I guess you could use a rifled bullet in a smoothbore barrel (or whitworth rifling for that matter) but both of those would require redesigns, new parts, and new ammo

>>401982

Some quick reading indicates that silver bullets are viable as is. It's harder than lead but softer than copper. And lots of companies sell non-toxic and/or frangible copper ammunition which works right out of the box with no modifications to the weapon required. I honestly wish NTF ammo was cheaper and more available. Not a fan of pounding lead into the ground if I can avoid it.

Also:

> …when making an alloy with other metals such as iron or copper, if a certain amount of demon realm silver is mixed in, copper or iron will be corroded by the demon realm silver. It will change into “demon realm iron” or “demon realm copper”, which have the same properties as demon realm silver.

This suggests that the mana properties of demon realm silver are broadly transitive when alloyed. So you could probably get away with just mixing some in with regular lead, which would create demon realm lead. Depending on the level of "contagion" you might be able get away with a simple jacket or core which would render the whole bullet damaging to mana rather than crude matter.

Although now that I think about it you'd probably only have a finite number of shots before the gun itself monsterized…

>>401869

>>401971

>>401974

>>401976

>>401977

these stories do not represent true enlightened NEETs. They wouldnt have giving up on their wizard power so easily …

>>401977

Don't worry about those wizard cantrips, Once that Bapho's demonic mana has worked it's way into your soul the magic you will wield will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>401987

The power to produce new life

>>401989

> Debt slavery is not a very strong bond for a relationship

Reading their profile I get the sense that deep down Danuki are profoundly insecure. It feels like they have a hard time believing that a boy would actually like them for them so they feel like they have to constantly prove themselves by displaying feats of business acumen and by providing their husband with material luxury. Kind of the bizzaro version of human female hypergamy. If that's the case then I think that finally convincing your Danuki waifu that she can relax and that you really love her has the potential to be really sweet. (Maybe someone could writefag a Danuki panicking because she's going bankrupt and she's terrified that her husbandu won't love her anymore but of course she's wrong.)

>>401984

>inb4 crafty gremlins slip demon realm bullets into boxes of ammo

>inb4 they sell them for cheap to attract people to buy their ammo more

>inb4 your range day with this cheap new ammo you bought turns into a date

>inb4 cum in receiver

>>401991

That would be a neat story, but you reminded me about that story where a hick gets married off to a danuki. It never finished.

>>402002

Was that the one that ended on a cliff hanger with them finding a bloody leaf on his doorfrom some kind of “not yakuza” type organization?

>>401946

This

Frankly, the more he lets on about how isolated he is, the more it sounds like he’s a skinwalker victim in waiting.

>>401975

>mugger getting alped by a demon silver bullet

This deserves a writefag

>>401989

>Debt slavery is not a very strong bond for a relationship

This. My family has been running a tavern for generations. The last goddamn thing I want is for some fluffy kike to ruin that. I’d sooner burn the place down and vanish into the Rockies than be forced to sell it. Exactly what they did during the prohibition, more or less. My family became moonshine makers and smugglers.

>>401989

Danuki would reverse all the financial damage they’ve done to a man as soon as they marry him, your home/small business would be back and better than ever. And they’re crafty enough that I think they’d find ways to support your dependents while also financially starving you specifically.

No mg would ever want to cause lasting damage to their husbando, physical, financial, or otherwise.

>>402009

Think of what's going to happen in the prisons…

>>402013

The Danuki would be holding everything, so marrying them would get everything back and some. If they were targeting you directly. If they were trying to play wingman, the acquisitions made while setting it up would make a nice wedding gift.

>>401999

>checked

reminds me of that time on /k/ where a /k/ommando admitted to having the sex with this Moist Nugget one night

>>401859

How would society be affected by magic? If the magic monstergirls bring with them can do anything, then that's pretty boring.

>>402050

Sabbaths and the Monster State literally give the cages for free, so they can give you money for the Energy later. That is your Monster Welfare system.

Would monster girls end up forcing robots to go to counseling or would they just break into houses for "private" sessions.

What would counseling be like then (aside from mindflayer scalp massages)?

>>402050

Normal silver might work for bullets, but it's far too soft to make proper swords out of. Since full sized blades of demon realm silver are canon, the material properties must differ somewhat. It looks like alloying the stuff with lead would be the go-to choice for most people, but pure demon silver might still see use in carry guns assuming the NFA gets tossed out and smoothbore pistols become fully legal again.

>>401984

Muskets are smoothbore and often fire a bullet smaller than the barrel's diameter so that black powder fouling doesn't render the gun unusable after just a few shots.

>>402080

Wait she just dropped some Japanese? I thought the mc tried to run her speech through google translate and it didn’t detect any good matches?

>>402002

I'll finish it someday I promise

>>402069

>Psychology is a scam

As a psych major, I whole heartily agree to an extent

>>402050

>Well this escapist fantasy is not about challenges or struggle.Magic can also wisp away your boredom

Well that just makes all discussion completely pointless. What are the political, economic and social consequences of the Day Of The Rape None, monsters can just use there magic like omipotent genies to make everything fine.

/thread

>>402094

Awesome. You have at least on person looking forward to it.

>TFW all I want is a stronk, big (4 u) Minotaur girl to come home to

>I'll give her a shoulder/neck rub as I kiss her cheek and tell her I love her

>Then she Flips me around, does the same, and tells me that everything is going to be Okay

>Then we fall asleep cuddling

Its so simple, yet so far away, life is pain

>>402119

Unironically this. MGE is cool, but straight KC canon is boring. Can’t be any real conflict because mana is bullshit and wipes away pretty much every negative consequence. A happy ending is always guaranteed and death means literally nothing. No one can die, not permanently anyways.

You gotta have bad times to really appreciate the good. Absolute dark is smothering, absolute light is blinding.

>>402144

The darkness of the setting is supposed to be the present and past and the future is bright, but it has to be fought for to come true. It's a grim dark struggling to become a noble bright setting.

>>402164

We already play fast and lose with it and there are a hundred different ways you can justify the difference, ie dwarves being shortstacks instead of lolis because the scolar only encountered the Sabbath dwarves.

>>402164

Reminder that the wandering scholar is unreliable at best and intentionally (albeit poorly) malicously misleading at worst. And as >>402177 said, almost nobody here follows the "cannon" to the t.

If you really have a problem with mana, start figuring out more mundane means monsters could do things. Like how they can tell if a person if hiding their true intentions by several factors like body language and pheromones. The general personalities of certain monsters could actually be just the scholar's observation of one monster of the species and he happened to pick a weird one. I can deal with some retarded shit people post but when others insist that kc's mge is the only way to take things, it irritates me. Of course there's exceptions to tolerating other's writings (furfags, cucks, futafags, and tumblr need to fuck off) but acting as if the mge is like "the one true bible" is fucking retarded.

>>402198

>>402200

Stop ip-hopping you niggerpill kike. And stop posting.

>>402198

No they wouldn’t do such a thing, that would be against everything they stand for.

robot plz

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bTTrYxaTWwc

>>402205

it doesn't work that way, they're outsiders. Anyone that is suicidal belongs on /r9k/ along with the female tumblr larping as lonely retards.

>Faggot Cat rents a vehicle.

>Spraypaints "TRUCK-KUN" on the broad side of the van.

>Goes out drifting on the streets with EUROBEAT music playing at high volume.

>Single looking Anon crossing the street detected.

>HONK HONK

>Brake millimeters from Anon's face.

>Containment part of TRUCK-KUN slams open.

>The Jabberwock has been engaged.

>"Isekai Moving Service, Mofferfucker!"

>Chuck Anon-kun into TRUCK-KUN, and hit the gas, searching for new targets.

>Wonderland extremists have been detected kidnapping Single Men, stepping out of the computer and taking a nice stroll outside is advised, more news as they develop.

>>402208

Want to know something?

I've been here since /monster/ was a relatively new board after the first exodus. I didn't use to be such a robot before, but slowly deteriorated with time. Almost all robot posts on this board is me whenever I'm feeling like crap. Maybe there might be another robot or two, but 99% of the time is me. Also, I'd probably be chased out of /r9k/ for being too normal for them.

>>402208

True sucidals should go to >>>/suicide/

They wont be there for long, but at least we wont have to deal with them for long either.

>>402209

We interrupt robot-kun whining and people complaining about it to tell (you) that this was hilarious.

>>402209

This is great because it has the truly underappreciated best girl in it

TRUCK-KUN

>>402219

Truck-kun is a monsterized cybertronian.

>>402144

> A happy ending is always guaranteed

Well, I suppose you could argue that mindcontrol is not a happy ending, after all you can not truely love someone unless you are free to hate them.

>>402272

yeah, that's the sad truth

How popular do you think mindflayer clinics would be in a post-DotR society?

How would a mindflayer or even the recptionist react to some guy coming in and saying "just fuck my shit up"?

I'm probably going to end up being that guy.

>>402287

I imagine they’d be very unpopular if not straight up illegal. The answer to your problems isn’t a mindwipe or a lobotomy.

>>402287

I could see it being useful for things like helping deal with stresses at work or even helping people with suicidal tendencies

>>402287

>Give therapy to dangerous criminals.

>Search and Destroy Single Mother Childhood and Adulthood Traumas

>Clear the Recycle Bin.

>Force feed "Drink me" Long lasting Shota-ing Potion.

>Give to lonely Ara Ara~ Monstergirl

>Embezzle Prison Money

>??????

>PROFIT!!!!

>>402294

“Therapy” in leu of the phrase “Personality Erasure” I take it? I’d rather die if I were in their place. Let the worst of the worst rot, and pardon redeemable ones. A waifu and kids would correct them.

>>402294

At that point it's not embezzling, it's just a really high profit margin. Hard to argue the old way being better.

>>402295

I'd say, give them a choice. Conventional prison or become an innocent shota who can't hurt anyone.

>>402297

Why specifically a shota? I imagine just Ego Death-ing them would be enough. Shota specifically would turn most if not all away.

I generally disapprove of loli and shota shit, but I’ll try to be neutral

>>402298

The comment traced back to here >>402294

>>402300

No, I get that. But why a Shota? Again, that alone drive off most of who you’re trying to convince.

>>402301

Because most criminals come from Single Mothers, and dudes will start asking questions if they are grown men with no Childhood memories.

>>402302

That actually makes sense.

>>402302

So the only answer is to completely fuck their minds until they’re basically children? That sounds horrifying from an outside perspective. It’d be easier, cheaper, and less degenerate to just mind wipe them and say they got into a nasty accident or something. When they can’t recall their names, diagnose Amnesia and call it a day.

A fault in that argument, however. It relies on the fact that most criminals had bad upbringings. What about the ones who didn’t? Ones who have actual families (but no relationships) outside of prison?

>>402287

Greentext idea

>be mindflayer

>been stalking this dude for a while now

>on his computer most of the day, rarely any social contact outside of it

>rarely goes outside, only does so for work

>no friends, no apparent family

>in other words, perfect for “re-education”

>walk up to door of his apartment and knock

>a full two minute passes before he opens the door

“Can I help you?”

>gonna have to work on the condescending tone

<“Hi, can I-“

“No.”

>he slammed the door in my face

>alright, hard way it is

>tentacles wiggle under door

>muffled “what the fuck?” from the other side

>unlock door and open it

<“Now now~ that was mighty rude of you, Young Ma-“

>he’s already clambering our the window

>damn, he’s a fast one

>lash out with tentacles and slowly begin dragging him closer

>gotcha bitch

>dial up the smug to 11

<“ara ara~ you’re trying to run? Adorable.”

>no idea what “ara ara” means in the slightest

>I don’t speak Japanese

>Kitsune friend says it all the time though, sounds sexy

>he opens his mouth to respond, but I gag him

<“Ah ah, no talking.”

>this is going better than expected

>reel him up close and sit him facing me

<“Now I want to get to know you~ do stay still. Or don’t. Your struggling is cute.”

>turns me on, too

>slide feelers into his ears

>struggling turns into thrashing

<“Let’s see here…”

>invade his mindscape

>the guys eyes widen, and I can kind of see a smile

>wow

>that was easy, didn’t even start yet

>he closes his eyes and starts to focus

>watch/feel his mind scape shift

>look closer

>colors blue and turn into-

<“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

>veritable wall of information hits like a truck

>information floods my mind, all of it inane and completely nonsensical

>memes, because I now know that word, burn themselves into my mind

>ungodly images and videos the likes of which nearly made me-

>actually make me vomit all over him

>a veritable lexicon of words and phrases that I make no sense out side of a Mongolian Basket Weaving Forum embed themselves into my inner dictionary

>humor dipped in several layers of irony and warped by nonsensical surrealism overtakes my own

>the existential dread of years and years of a veritable Clown World Warp my views

>finally, blessedly, fall unconscious

>wake up outside the apartment

>slowly rise

>walk home, doing my best to forget

>know that I never will

>I even have a name for what just happened

<“Absolutely Horrifying High Impact Shitposting Violence…”

>I found it funny, at first

>now I think it’s a garbage meme

>mumble the phrase all the way back home anyways

>all in all this was the worst experience I have ever had

>and will ever have

>I bet the fucking (((Danuki))) are at fault

>the greedy, money grubbing, fluffy Jews they are

So what would happen to KC in a DotR scenario? Would he be treated like a prophet?

>>402314

>when you mindflay the abyss for too long, the abyss mindflays back

I hope he warms up to her now that she understands his perspective on life

>>402326

Eh, it’s a one-off thing. I wrote something similar to this a while back, I think it has a screen shot somewhere. I just wanted to re-do an anon mind-whammying a mindflayer with Weaponized autism.

That, and I like writing stuff that dosen’t like the other greentexts do.

>>402327

>stuff that dosen’t [end] like the other greentexts do

You kind of did though. She's now the perfect woman for him. Who else understands his memes as well as her now? Heck, who undertands him as well as her now? She's probably going to go home and start shitposting while internet stalking him.

It's actually a pretty good portrayal of the the mindflayer's "thing". We joke about reprogramming poor robot, but a girl with telepathy's actual skill would lie in understanding her partner. How they think, how they feel, ultimate understanding. Ironically this would make them the girls best able to understand robots and appreciate them for who they are since they're in a unique position to understand what it's like to be a robot.

>>402328

inb4 she has to wrestle with visible autism.

i can just picture a mindflayer trying to make sense of a frog construct with a rainbow afro trying to fling pies at her in some anons retarded mentalscape.

>>402327

Aw c'mon, I wanna see mindflayer Chan's adventures in shitposting.

>>402314

>>402327

I want more. If you don't continue someone else should.

>>402364

I'm just saying that a mindflayer would probably make serious bank in the psychology field and lead to massive breakthroughs in the human mind.

>>401989

>turns out danukis are deeply offended by danukicaust jokes

>not because they disagree with Hitler, but because they hate being compared to jews

>>402420

>but they realize that trying to censor them is counter productive

>the more you try to shut them up, the more jokes come

>they just ignore it

>>402019

"Alright who the fuck bought demon silver infused soap again?"

I do wonder how public swimming pools would change. The same thought could also be extended to the ymca in general.

>>402364

>Ultimately there is no difference between loving someone by your "own free will" and getting charmed by magic, pheromones etc

This is self-evidently wrong, but I'll try to explain it anyway. What you've just described is being under the influence of drugs. The magic and/or pheromones are like drugs in this situation I'm not going to argue about what's free will and what's not after all, ou seem to be the kind of guy who will argue in extremely pedantic and semantic ways to win the arguement But it's obvious that someone who's drunk is not the same as a sober person. Nor is a high person the same as ame as someone who's not. Someone who has a tumor pressing on the part of their brain that controls agression is not the same as a regu;ar person. And someone who's mind is under the influence of magic and or unnatural exposure to pheromones is not the same as someone of a clear mind.

If the person's mind is under the influence of magic or a pheromone cloud or whatever the fuck else, it's hollow, and not love on the same level as two people having a genuine comitment to one another. I don't care if it's still "free will". Any and all arguements to the contraty are pure mental gymnastics and you cannot change my mind. I'm not sure why you're so assblasted over the very idea that a few people not loving monstergirls anyway.

Also if it isn't really mindcontrol then there would most certainly be heterosexual males autistic discplined enough that it could not compel them to fuck

If Mamono can have male human sons then humanity will see no long term consequences and will get stronger as a whole now that one in every two people isn’t a leech, and can actually do shit.

Keep in mind that Mankind will now exist as Homo sapiens being the males, and highly various monster manual qts being the females. There’s also the question of whether or not a male child sired by say a dragon or wurm would look perfectly human but be crazy strong, or one sired by an Ushi would be crazy strong and also have healing fast enough to be visible. Only good things can come of this really.

The feminists (and mind you every woman is a feminist) will hate all of this and with their armies of soy may be enough to actually convince the normies this isn’t a good thing if the mamono don’t show up in very considerable numbers (in the hundreds of millions) but even that possibility is highly unlikely

>>402477

I dobut that it would be strictly human if male only. you might see secondary traits ,such as personality quirks or intelligence of a mamono reflected in a son, so a Danuki's son might be more adept at finances or even straight mathmatics. A Minotaur's son might be more hot blooded and of tougher stock than the average male, etc.

>>402477

>feminists and soy

Kill them all or force monsterize them.

Force is the only true solution to societal problems.

>>402489

Tits or gtfo

>Force is the only true solution to societal problems.

Unironically, this. People get all worked up talking about rights, laws and regulations, but at the end of the day, that's all imaginary, made up bullshit. Force, in contrast, is real and directly applicable.

>>402490

That’s fair.

>>402480

Cute

>>402492

Not just force, but fear too.

Make some shitty law and people won't obey.

Nuke a city, then take someone who complains, burn our her ehy with a blowtorch, and rape the socket all on live television and who's going to question you?

You think monster girls are fine with sadism if its used in a ultimately beneficial manner? The whole ends justify the means bit.

>>402314

>mindflayer reduced to a gibbering wreck

If that doesn’t terrify anyone passing by I don’t know what will.

>>402494

what would you want to monsterize into?

>>402498

Reddit might be more to your liking, edgeman. How is summer break from school treating you?

>>402498

>The whole ends justify the means bit.

no they do not you psychopathic faggot

>>402498

> The whole ends justify the means bit.

An ancient meme that predates Machiavelli's own writings and was actually pushed by Ovid. The equivalent phrase Michavelli writes has nothing to do with your own ideas of what it means but instead is in the chapter talking about maintaining your position of authority. in fact the exact phrase is stated in a paragraph talking about no one else around to actually challenge your authority.

>>402532

That's still force. Except your force was stronger. Therefore your argument is legitimate.

>>402532

Then you are using real force to defend your freedom.

>>402498

>muh fear

Edginess aside, there’s a reason people don’t do sadistic things like that when trying to command authority. That reason is that there’s a whole different emotion besides fear that you’re not factoring in.

It’s hatred. If you’re a crazy and sadistic bastard, people are going to hate you and everything you stand for. And for all the emphasis you put on fear’s power, there is very little it can do when you make people hate you more than they fear you. Think about the edgy actions you described before: what would be the reaction of a man seeing, say, his daughter, getting murdered via propane and skullfucking? Do you really, honestly think that display will make him shrivel up and bow before you? Because I’m willing to bet every fiber of his being will be telling him to grab a baseball bat and a shotgun and go splatter your brains against the curb. Rage doesn’t know fear, especially blind rage.

>>402498

that shit is based on a choice, people making choices like that never sleep well, you may as well strap yourself to an electric chair and let some random nobody that wants to commit justified retribution against you.

its not even revenge at that point, its more like a public safety issue.

How would workplaces change with monster girls around?

Wouldn't general productivity fall if people are busy fucking instead of working?

That's not even going into the quagmire of what counts as sexual harassment or not.

For people with more negative mana, they're going to lose their jobs and never find work again, aren't they? Then some danuki would repossess the guy's house/car/ whatever and leave him to rot in the street. Is that it?

>>402579

Why the fuck do you have to respond to every fucking post?

>>402288

Why do you assume that?

Some people would be better off having their minds destroyed by mindflayers. Then either discard the braindead shell or reprogram it to be at least a passable refurbished "person" that you can sell to a monster girl that hasn't found anyone yet.

>>402587

How am I wrong?

People are pretty much just biological automatons and brains are just biological computers. If your computer is fucked, you reformat it. Why shouldn't it be any different for a person?

>>402588

t. materialist bugman

>>402604

Rights without force to back them up might as well not exist.

If what you say is the case, then how come the US lost so many "rights" and turned its constitution into glorified toilet paper?

>>402604

Exactly, freedom is not free. I hope to never use it, but force simply must be on the table.

>>402609

A little less freedom, for just enough "security." There also must be a nessesary difference between streamlining the legal system (ie most of the point of a federal system) and tyranny by the majority.

Every form of government has a weakness or dark side they must account for. Monarchism turns into a game of thrones parody of the royal family is not managed well. Fascism when it's dictator isn't a moron, cannot seem to replace said dictator at all. Communism socialism and "social democracy" have command economies that break down completely when the planners screw up. Oglicarchies have fascism's and monarchism's defects at the same time. Anarchy is more useless than aqua and the three heroes put together, though it becomes hilarious when mixed with anything else. Capitalism has monopolistic control. Democracy has tyranny by the majority.

Can you retards just stop whining about mindflayers changing your brain structure? All of you seem to think that when someone’s brain is altered, that individual is “gone” so to speak, and replaced with a new ego. Could any of you tell me how you feel about helping someone get over an addiction? Is that somehow different from a mindflayer destroying, say, a robots addiction to hating himself?

It just seems like such a retarded train of thought to me. Come to think of it, speaking to anyone at all can alter your brainchemistry and implant new habits and ideas.

>calls me a cummunist

>just posted the Virgin Mary

are you by chance a nigger or a MAGAtard?

>>402604

>>402615

I think it's less talking to people and more lobotomy.

>>402615

I kinda agree. After a few generations under the Maou's influence the average Mindflayer would adopt a "less is more" doctrine with mental changes. Especially if the individual outright asked for it voulentarily. Just because you removed a brunch if whithered branches does not make it a separate tree.

>>402616

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_communism

Anyone can be a communistic retard Christianity or no.

>>402622

Truth dubs

>>402621

>cummunist

>christian

yep, peak american IQ

>>402622

wasted dubs

>>402625

ok yuropoor

>>402622

do you speak England or no

>>402627

okay burgernigger

>>402627

nevermind the fact that if you are communist in the Catholic Church you are de facto excomunicated

>>402629

Easy there buddy. Are you sure that sort of language is kosher in the EU?

>>402630

That doesn't stop communists from thinking they can be Christian.

Most people who call themselves Christian actually aren't in my experience. It's just something they integrate into their persona. They don't actually stop and think about what they should do or what the morally righteous thing to do is in a given situation they just follow their own self interests like every other npc.

A true Christian is the working class hero who volunteers in the little free time he has to non bullshit causes like habitat for humanity, and they'll be drowning in lilim puss come the DOTR.

But yes communism and religion go together terribly.

The bible is all about soft patriarchy, working for a living, and doing much more of a bigger game than you talk.

>>402619

There is only one line in the mge entry that could possibly allude to a lobotomy:

>Such men will experience joy as their mind is melted and slurped out along with their spirit energy.

This just seems to me like more hyperbole writing by K.C, he sadly does that a lot.

So anyways, robots, your lobotomy fantasies are bullshit, your mindflayer waifu will enable your brain to feel happiness again, and you’ll live happily ever after

>>402622

>>402625

>>402633

>>402635

A Christian can be a communist, just like a Jew can be a Neo-Nazi. It's possible, just a terrible idea.

>>402614

>rights v.s. morals

Rights refer to restrictions or protections on freedoms to act in certain ways. Morality refers to a descriptive or normative code of conduct according to which certain actions are right or wrong. Rights that restrict actions have moral implications inasmuch as it is wrong to violate those restrictions, but rights that protect actions have no moral implications about those actions. For example, a right to life implies that it is wrong to murder, but a right to drink alcohol does not imply that it is correct to drink alcohol.

>rights still exist even when tossed aside, just as objective morality does

If the restrictions or protections on freedoms described by a right are not enforced, then it can not be said that anyone has that right. If no one attempts to prevent murders, for example, then it can not be said that there are restrictions on actions that stop anyone from living. The concept of a right may exist even if it is not enforced, but what the right describes can not exist. And since the existence of what any right refers to depends on people's actions, no right is objective in the sense that it necessarily exists.

Objective morality typically refers to the idea that a moral code is valid independent of individual or cultural biases. The validity of a moral code depends on a metric for the correctness of actions. The moral code "do what naturally works best for people" may be valid and/or objective depending on how you measure what "works best for people", but you haven't really made a case for that.

>>402642

he literally can't, read the papal encyclical letters on the Rerum Novarum and Quadreggesimo anno, a christian can't even be a socialist

>>402633

1. what are they going to do? wipe off my ass, I can pass as a shaved arab if I stay in the sun long enough

perks of being a spaniard

2. what they think and what really is are two different things, as a christian you also believe in moral absolutism yet that doesnt stop kosher libniggers from infecting parishes with their bullshit, thank Him I go to an Opus Dei parish

>>402649

Not all Christians are Catholic, though I can imagine the Orthodox and most serious Protestants realize the fundamental incompatibilities between a secular materialist worldview and a spiritual worldview.

>>402650

You don't have to be an actual Christian to post pictures of the Virgin Mary.

I do wonder what jobs monster girls would start to fill after the dotr. I mean there the obvious maids for shogs and Kiki’s. Danukis would be both merchants and bankers. But what about other types?

>>402679

Most the big girls could work construction, satyros would naturally be bartenders, and I'd imagine gremlins would take naturally to anything involving machinery after they get a handle on it. The spellcaster-types would be a wild card, either working similar roles to what they do in their world, or researching how to combine their magic with our technology. Of course, this comes with the assumption that they aren't just going to be spending all day in bed with their husbands.

>>402679

>>402681

A lot of girls would probably dream of starting some sort of small business with their husband that's related to whatever it is that their race does well.

>>402579

Who exactly count as subhumans? I mean Aux is a spic and even he gets a baphomet.

>>402678

This is top tier cuteness. Keep it up my man

>>402697

I’d say it’s a matter of how you act. A morally upstanding gentleman should probably be able to get a waifu even if he is one of (((them))) genetically.

Assuming a post-DOTR world allowing for human sons, many of the detestable behaviors we associate with many people of different races would be shunned and hated by mgs. As such they likely would not select men of such a kind to reproduce with. Thus as mgs grow in number and start to displace human women, these men will find it harder and harder to find a mate, encountering a case of natural selection against themselves. At a hypothetical 100% monster female population, these men would simply die off without offspring, taking their practices and mindsets with them.

Should there be any men sharing their cosmetic traits without being susceptible to the same faults, those men may survive.

>>402699

So the DOTR might have the ability to un-fuck the world's various shitholes, by weeding out the few people worth a damn and making them the only ones to reproduce? That's pretty impressive all things considered.

>>402720

genuienly wonder what would happen to the Catholic Church after DOTR

>>402723

They would slowly start to accept them.

What kind of businesses do you think would be popular with monster girls?

I bet holstaur creameries would be really nice,

>>402726

Im sorry were you trying to respond to me?

>>402727

minotaurs would fit right in on the corrida de toros(spanish bullfighting)

>>402730

Yes

>>402724

Initial introduction of even small amounts of monster mana to the environment would induce mass alping. Seriously, you'd probably see over half of the current clergy alp including the antipope. After the purge almost the entire church hierarchy would consist of hard liners. Liberation theology would be dead. Pelagianism would be dead. Nondenominationalism would be dead. Shit, they'd probably undo Vatican II and start up the inquisition again to ferret out the last globohomo pedo priests and their supporters.

Introduce the monster girls themselves and things could get really interesting. A Catholic Church true to its ideals would be a goldmine of virgin boys, especially for monsters with less aggressive mating strategies. They'd love an organization supporting sexual purity before marriage. Especially one taking proactive steps to protect them from the more 'imma raep u now boi' types long enough for the easygoing girls to have a chance. How exactly it would play out could vary but here are some ideas:

> lizardgirls

Their mating strategy is bizarre. Especially in the modern world where basically no one uses melee weapons. That might change a little as traditional weapons do have some advantages over firearms in a world with monsters, but adoption would still be slow leaving lizardgirls with few potential husbandus. So what if they nudged the Church into recreating the Order Militant? Say with feeder military academies for younger boys. Not a bad deal for the parents of boys. Send your son to a monster free school where he can hit puberty without getting locked down by a rapey type; get great scholarly, athletic, and military training; and have the career option of joining the Church military when he graduates. Meanwhile the lizardgirls get a large population of boys trained in Historical European Martial Arts. Boys who are not only unmarried but who have the tools to stay unraped unless someone beats them in a fight, which the lizardgirls want to do anyway.

< End Result: Lots of boys go to Catholic military academies. The sight of a boy wearing a surcoat and sword becomes common. Super rapey monsters learn to be a little cautious around boys with demon silver swords. A Catholic man with a with a lizardgirl wife becomes a bit of a cliché.

> sea bishops, umi osho

Meek girls kind of stuck in an environment where they aren't going to have much of a crack at guys. Seriously, when's the last time you were on an oceangoing vessel? But what if Poseidon pulls a sneaky? Suppose she makes it clear she's a "small 'g' god". No big deal, polytheistic deities usually don't claim Sovereignty anyway. But what if she then acknowledges the One True God and tries to integrate her clergy into the Church? With defacto uncontested control of 70% of the Earth's surface she could make a compelling case to hear her out. Catholicism would be an obvious ally since Poseidon could style herself kind of like a Saint: worthy of respect, someone you can ask to intercede on your behalf (you ask them to pray for you), but still someone subordinate to God.

< End Result: Church has major influence with new undersea civilizations forming. Poseidon's clergy becomes a weird kind of Catholic order dedicated to a living saint with supernatural powers. Shy mergirls gain high levels of access to surface men via Church missions and exchange programs.

>>402736

>shoggoths steal jobs from heartland Americans

Build the wall and etch the elder sign into it.

>>402735

I like this, either of these would make a good writefagging, but, how are we sure that say a heckhound wont try to assault a church

>>402735

Actually, I think lizard girls would diversify their mating rituals, once they cross the portals, many would view the restrictions on fencing and such and decide to master different things. Airsoft, debate, LARP, boxing, Nerf, yo mama jokes, trap/target shooting.

At least it would open up some interesting storytelling opportunities.

>>402735

one more thing

>poseidon as a saint

I wonder how the beatification ritual would work on that

>Church becomes a bullwark for men against most rapey types of monsters

*autistic nighound ,ushi oni,oni and succubus screech*

>>402746

Its not like there are many stories like that, like Saint George and the Dragon

>>402746

Check the dragon thread.

You’re far from the first to have that thought

>>402748

She'd get baptized.

>>402723

arent gyarus considered hypersluts in Japan

>>402745

Fair, there probably would be a lot of that. Ace actually had a fun story along those lines: http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=while-you-studied-the-blade

I do like to think that sword dueling would always have a special place in their hearts though.

>>402744

Protecting holy sites and worshipers was always one of the main charges of the Orders Militant. They'd probably do OK, especially with allied monsters backing them up and providing them with magical items, but it would still definitely be a case of 'sometimes you get the hellhound and sometimes the hellhound gets you'.

> be hellhound

> sneak onto roof of the church

> can see all of the boys from the academy filing in for mass

> can practically smell the thick creamy mana in their virgin balls

> drooling a bit tbh

> leap into action

> RAEP TIME BO-

> asshole in armor nails you with a demon silver sword from behind right before you land

> collapse as mana spurts out of wound

> even more horny than normal now but can't move to do anything about it

> paladin princess carries you to a pew in the back

> stabs you again each time you start to recover

> when mass is over a little old mousegirl drives you home in her beat up sedan

> try again next Sunday

> fail

> repeat

> sometimes you come SO close, almost get him

> but he always beats you in the end

> and it's always him to, even if there are other guards he's the one who always comes after you

> don't even care about the other boys anymore

> you want a piece of this asshole

> this is the day

> VALENTINES DAY IS ON A SUNDAY WITH A FULL MOON THIS YEAR BITCH!

> no more subtlety

> march up to the front door and call him out

> he's prepared

> armor and weapons practically burn with enchantments

> stare each other down

> a crowd is forming

> the tension is palpable

> then you two go at it

> neither one of you is willing to back down

> no finesse to this fight - it's just a slugfest

> your claws tear his armor to ribbons

> his blade opens countless mana leaking wounds on your body

> both of you can barely move anymore

> your legs are about to give out

> he's leaning on his sword just to stay upright

> you both roar your determination at each other and charge one last time

> you both are sent reeling by the other's attack

> everything goes black

> elven medics and a human man rush to check on the fallen combatants

> they're followed by a middle aged hellhound and a heckpup

< "I can see why he's so sweet on her."

< "I guess. I hate to admit it, but she did a lot better against big brother than I've ever managed."

> medics give the thumbs up and put the fighters on stretchers to take them to the infirmary for recovery

> hellhound mother gives her daughter a sly look

< "After the elfies and Daddy leave, do you want to push their beds together?"

> the two monsters giggle conspiratorially

I'm sorry is the various denomination of protestent considered Catholic here?

>>402754

>>402723

That's not a gyaru ushi. That's just an OC that belongs to a man with very degenerate tastes, to say the least.

>>402757

It would be extremely funny seeing a Templar or a Santiago knight engaging what looks like to be a woman with fire coming out of her eyes or a scantily clad lady with a heart-tipped tail on her ass

>be newly initiated teenage caballero anónimo

>Graduated from one of the best church schools in Spain

>put in duty to protect the churches in my area from these new beastly women

>apparently they always try to get the boys coming from Mass

>see what looks like a heckhound trying to sneak in church from the back

>time to put these new skills into action

>touch her in the shoulder

>She looks back suprised

>I impale her shoulder with my sword with the most sh*t eating grin I have ever had

>"I do not assume you are here to listen to the word of Our Lord and are only coming for the boys"

>She nods franctically as she tries to get the sword out but she is weak from mana loss

>"well I am sorry but those boys will only copulate with the ones they marry, and the church age of marriage is 13 so there is only about 3 you can get"

<"like I give a cr*p, the mana in those puppies must be delicious, mamono have killed to get one of those"

>"Listen lady, if you want one of those rapey types who don't take no for an answer you are better off trying to court them, its not like they would be in a position to refuse, it would look bad on you to sneak on a church to take a boy and crush his poor pelvis, especially in a place like a church, you might invoke the wrath of God

>I then take out the sword, she is too weak to even stand, much less attack, she does look flustered though

>"Just for this one I will take you back home, and don't think about sneaking up next time, some of my brothers are far less merciful, you are welcome to attend Mass though"

<"F-f-fine but only because I am spent, just take me back to my mum's house"

>Gladly

pretty shitty considered I have done better greentexts, but I may try to develope it again, this is just a brainstorm

>>402745

>lizardgirl esports teams

>>402772

Jesus christ… Will gremlins at least make good singleplayer games? I wouldn't mind a good singleplayer fps.

>>402774

>Will gremlins at least make good singleplayer games?

Yes.

>>402775

I'm only asking because I can't stand multiplayer games. I prefer playing my games alone. A co-op partner would be one thing, but mmos and mobas? Not my thing.

Or did you mean that in a more sexy way?

>>402775

The singleplayer game might be good, and they'll make better vs games than today, but the co-op games they make will be amazing, if you know what i mean.

>>402785

I guess you could say he was tripped up!

>>402788

That was bad and you should feel bad.

>>402788

Carlos!

>>402703

Well that’s one possibility. The other one, which I really Hope wouldn’t happen, is if the shitty people realize what’s happening and that they need to reproduce. If they are somehow able to keep a large enough human female population unmonsterized, they might end up creating a separate race that exemplifies their horrid traits. This would result in mankind speciating in the realest sense, as neither group will want to reproduce with the other, meeting the biological definition of sexual separation. The only bridge between these populations is the off chance that females in the degenerate group monsterize.

So basically humans split into two opposing species: mgs and their husbandos vs. a literal species of nothing but degenerates, psychopaths, and nigger supreme

>>402735

>over half the current clergy of the Catholic Church alp

Anon, I think there’s a consequence to this you’re forgetting

lord forgive me for this incoming greentext, I feel compelled to write

>be alter boy anon

>you’re old enough that you get to start acolyting at your local Catholic Church

>as such you spend a lot more time with father Mick than before

>he’s started to act really odd around you, and it’s getting a little uncomfortable

>he’s getting awfully touchy, and you can tell where he wants to go

>now you’re not that sheltered, you’ve seen sex offender PSA’s and you know a red flag when you see one

>it sucks to have to out father Mick like this, as he’s an old family friend, but no priest is touching this sacred ding-dong

>you’ve decided that after today’s service you’ll tell your parents about what’s going on

>the service is going as usual, with the only difference being that there’s some weird lady hanging around in the corner of the building

>You wonder if maybe she’s one of those monster ladies you’ve heard of on tv

>You don’t think they’re allowed at mass, but whatever, we’re all part of the same flock, and you’re not gonna disrupt the service to point her out

>father Mick goes to break the bread for communion, and everyone gets their body and blood

>this is when things start to go wrong

>everyone at the service suddenly looks pretty woozy

>you feel it too, a sort of head rush, but it passes after a minute or two

>it looks like the male half of the congregation recovered just like you

>the women, meanwhile, seem to just get worse

>some are fainting, leaning on their husbands or neighbors, and many look oddly anxious

>some are turning pale, and others are turning purple with fever

>wait that’s not the color people turn when they have fever

>starting to panic, you look to father Mick to see if he’s noticing this too

>he looks just as bad as the women

>he’s getting paler by the minute, and he’s struggling to stand upright in the pulpit as he finishes the service

>he looks like he’s going to vomit by the end, and he rushes to his office as soon as the benediction is over

>the congregation seems too caught up in their own troubles to care, and file out as fast as they can

>the Good Samaritan in you feels compelled to run after father Mick and see if he’s okay

>as you do so you notice the weird lady from before strolling out of the church without a care in the world

>something clicks, and you shout at her

>”HEY, MISS!”

>she turns around, startled for the first time since you initially noticed her

>”You have something to do with this, don’t you?!”

>she adopts a smug grin in response, as though regaining her sense of control

<“I don’t know what you’re talking about kid, but you should go check on your priest. I think he needs your help.”

>and with a knowing chuckle, she exits the building

>well that didn’t allay your suspicions, but there’s more important matters at hand

>she’s right, you have to go help father Mick

>as you get to his office, you notice the glass window in it is obscured for some reason

>there’s a really strange groaning coming from inside

>it sounds nothing like father Mick

>with trepidation mounting, you open the door

>a bank of purple fog immediately rushes out, and you almost choke on it

>the voice making the strange groans speaks

<“w-who’s there? C-can you help me?”

>that’s a woman’s voice

>what the hell is going on?

>you still should probably respond

>”Mam, I’m Anon, one of the altar boys here. Where’s Father Mick? I saw him go in here a second ago.”

>the voice seems caught on your name as it rings out again

<“Anon… yes, anon, you can help me.”

>a long nailed, delicate hand emerges from the mist to grasp your own

<“Father Mick isn’t here, Anon. I’ Very sorry”

>the door slams behind you from some supernatural force

<“but don’t worry, Mother Mikaela can help you”

>>402777

A lot of it would be better but I think some games they just fundamentally wouldn't get. Imagine trying to explain Silent Hill 2 to a monstergirl.

>>402797

Ya… That was about what I thought was going to happen.

>>402796

That sounds like something the jews would do. At least they would be easy to spot.

>>402799

“So you see this dude here killed his sickly wife because she was mean to him and useless in her bedridden state.

And now this possibly sapient town brought to unholy life by all kinds of horrible shit that can produce tangible nightmares and seeks troubled people who’ve done evil like him lures him in. And that’s how we get SH 2. Also the In Water Ending is the real ending.”

“Questions?”

>”Doesn’t he kill himself in that one?”

“….”

>>402796

Well, on the bright side a separately devolving race of subhumans would at least give the more combat-oriented mamono an enemy to fight, giving a chance to preserve traditional swordplay/lethal magic/etc. And it ultimately still works, the only difference being the chaff separated from the wheat doesn't go quietly into the night.

(New posting on 2d4 Chan in the deep webs)

Shit shit shit! I fucked up /k/ let me start from the beginning.

>Be me

>Order pizza because why not

>I see at my door there is a kobold girl that delivered it on the camera.

>Opened the door and pay her.

>She gives me a odd look

<Hey is Xia here?

>WTF.jpg

>Umm… No and you can keep the change.

>Closed the door and didn't think about it.

This is were I fucked up. I bought a dragon scale from the one shop you guys told me about. I don't know if the other monster girls can smell it or what, but It does work and I keep it on me like a totem. Anyway what's done is done.

>Be next day at night

>Be Shitposting

>Proximity camera goes off at the door

>See a dragon and a clan of kobolds

>Thay pull out some equipment and start working on the door

>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

>I can hear it forum my bed room

>Trying to keep a cool head

>Garb my bug out bag

>Pop a smoke grenade in the living room

>I hear the door slam opened and alot of swearing

<GET IN THERE AND FIND HIM!

<*coff* can't see *coff* anything *coff* *coff*

>Jump out a side window and run to the river

>Swim down it for about 100 meters

>Got out and walked to my hurting cabin in the woods

I need to know what I should do next /k/. I didn't plan for a dragon. hell hounds, oni and other demon like girls ya I know how deal with them. But a Dragon and a Kobold Army, No clue. I don't want to lose my shot at being a wizard.

Plz help…

>>402797

just for clarification, did the boy get raped by the priest that now thinks he is a woman

I dont quite grasp the concept of alps, are they still men?

>>402809

> he doesn't have demon silver bullets on his person at all times.

You deserve it anon. Enjoy your new wife.

>>402811

Alps are not men, their sex chromosomes have been changed to XX, thus they are true women biologically. They are made from men who are either gay or sissies, and thus rather than mamono mana turning them into an incubus, it turns them into an mg.

And yes the implication is that the altar boy is going to be /ss/‘d by his priestess.

>>402817

oops

>some'n that belongs to her

>>402822

Thanks for the idea.

In light of recent events

>Be /fit/ anon

>work a steady 20€/hr job.

>not in freedom units because I like croissants and wine too much.

>Not really complaining, tbh. Just have to do some heavy lifting in a warehouse, walk around with a clipboard too from time to time when you have to supervise, especially telling the new guys which goes where.

>Even the new girls who join since the DOTR.

>Kinda wish they'd stop trying to flirt with you or the other workers, very distracting.

>Good thing security isn't lax, and are willing to shoot tranqs or dem. Silver on sight of sexual misconduct.

>God bless you, Jacqúe and Gaston, and your wives too for being the best in the business

>usually when I go home, I use my home gym to stay /fit/ since most of my gyms near me have been overrun by horned girls and people that aren't there to work out at all. Instead, they just see it as a place to hook up. And there's no male-only gyms nearby yet.

>One day start saving up up for months for a trip to the beach in the pacific to hang out with the boys.

>A thousand € saved, ticket already bought, the rest just needs to be booked and planned. Vacation days ready, and you have someone who will house sit.

>And then, life fucks you in the ass.

>The tree near your house mysteriously to collapse on your roof.

>Check to see if insurance covers it

>Nope.Tanuki

>It's gonna rain like shit at summer, according to the weather. I swear it's almost like this was all planned.

>Order for the cheapest roof repair.

>The only service they have is gonna cost me pretty much all that I saved up for the trip. But I have no choice.

>Realise that I need to come up with money quick, or I'll be ruining our vacation.

>Ask boss for an advance

>He says no because I "Didn't earn it"

>Not going to the banks, because that's how the tanukis get you.

>Family isn't that well off either, friends aren't too, since they've been waiting for this trip

>Ask friends and colleagues for tips on getting money quick without it being some ponzi scheme.

>"Have you tried being a cam-guy?"

>wut

>"Just play some games, have a face-cam, do some commentary, and thank for donations, it's like printing money."

>"Is that it? Can anyone do this?"

>"No, just guys. There are a lot of single girls out there, many, just desperate at anything. You don't even have to get naked, you can even wear a mask."

>"I don't know, it feels a bit like-"

>"You don't have to do anything special, maybe wear short sleeves while doing it, just don't give away any personal information and show your assets. Easy money."

>"And where should I sta-"

>"A website called !NotTwitch. They do everything automatically."

>>402827

I do yes, but not from you because you make it boring

Also, what would happen to orphanages in the DOTR, would they get foster families, or get adopted by onee chan mamonos and get /ss/'d

>>402827

and because I dont believe for a singles second that any religious organization would loose followers just because some hot women with animal bits come from another dimension

>>402827

>KEK. I'm not going to claw my way trough this sadly because I got home late and I'm tired.

No one gives a shit.

>>Shoggoths were designed to enjoy repetitive physical labor

>Yes, at home, doing house chores for their family.

The Old Ones designed shoggoths to be beasts of burden that would move the materials out of which their vast sea-bottom cities were built. Shoggoths were controlled entirely through "hypnotic suggestion" until they "developed a semi-stable brain whose separate and occasionally stubborn volition echoed the will of the Old Ones without always obeying it" (H. P. Lovecraft, At the Mountains of Madness). Shoggoths may have found some pleasure in their labor since their wills were generally aligned with the Old Ones', but their desires were never considered by the Old Ones until they started to dissent. It's not inconceivable that a shoggoth would find factory work enjoyable, but she would certainly prefer to dote on her husband.

>>arent gyarus considered hypersluts in Japan

>I don't know why people think monsters are paragons of chastity and purity. "Depravity" and lust is their main element.

No one portrays them as paragons of chastity and purity. Every monster girl has and enjoys sex, but only with her husband. If you think monster girls should be sluts, then you don't belong on this board.

>Monsters would sadly probably only make smutty Visual novels.

Monster girls can have more character traits than just a desire for sex and romance. There's no reason they couldn't make games as varied and interesting as we can, if not moreso.

>>402822

No one said anything about remaking old games.

>>402841

Unicorns might do well in handling the orphanages. They aren't rape happy, nice girls that would be great role models for the younger kids (assuming she doesn't get bicorned), and, if single, wouldn't be flirting with every guy that comes in the off-chance they're single too, in fact would probably be concerned if a single guy came in. Trolls would be a good pick too, as well as yetis. Basically any mg whose whole gimmick is their purity.

>>402858

Not Alices. Definitely not Alices.

>>402853

I'm sure someone derives entertainment from watching the cage match/raid.

>>402209

>getting abducted by a jabberwock

truly terrifying

>>402809

(Day two: On The Run)

Tom got up in the morning and started work on breakfast. Looking in the freezer, he took on some deer meat from about a week ago. Not sure if he would need the MRE or water in has bug out bag, he also got one of the beers out of the fridge. It would have been nice to have some eggs, but not knowing the next time he would drop by the place. It was just best not to keep any that could go bad. About half way through eating breakfast, the phone ring. Looking over at it with some confusion, Tom picked it up to look at the caller ID.

[Unknown caller]

>That's not good. Maybe it's some one from work?

It was has day off and thay could need him if there was a call out. In the mostly paranoid part of has mind "You know it's going to be her! Don't answer it!". Thanking to himself "If it was her, then I'll just have to go to the police." He answered it…

>Hello?

<Hey there! Were did you run off to?

(Lots of giggling in the back ground)

>Shit! Leave me alone. I already have a girl friend.

<Yes, I know you are alone and it's going to be me. <3

(More giggling)

>Not if you can't find me.

<We will see about that.

(In the back ground ~Mis, he is some were in the woods.)

In the 'now more' paranoid part of Tom's mind "Told you so."

Working with great speed, Tom removed the bratty and SIM card. Walking over to has bag, he put the battery back in the phone and put it in air plane mode. Changing It out for the burner backup. The old one can still be useful even if it can't make calls or get on the internet. Not having the time to get the burner up and running, he put it in has pocket. Grabbing out the second to last smoke grenade, some fishing line and duct tape. Leaving that little gift at the door, looking around for anything else he may need. Finding nothing that could easily taken he just turned off the lights. Going out the back door walking North for about one km. After that, slowly turned West - Sorry to get back into town.

Upon existing the and entering the first block, Tom made has way to the police station. When he got there, from across the street made him rethink this plan. Just out side the station doors was a kobold. She was talking to a ogre girl… A police officer ogre girl. Some money was passed out to the officer.

"Shit, shit, shit, what should I do now?"

Tom's paranoia "You go'n get raped, need to run"

Walking pass the two and trying not to look out of place. He weaved though backroads across town, making way to his bro's home. The car was gone.

"Dam… That's right, Jonathan did tell me was working the weekend now."

Tom's paranoia "Thay got him too!"

Pulling out a picklock, Tom unlocked the door and let himself in. Got a beer form the fridge in the kitchen and turned on the TV in the living room. After get out the burner phone and sending a quick text off to Jonathan, letting him know what was going on. A cat girl walks in from the bedroom.

<Hey, I thought… Who are you?

>Who are you?

<Jonathan's girl friend! Now who are you and how did you get in here?

Tom could see her claws exciting. This very well could go side ways to if he did not handle this right.

>I ummmm… Tom, has friend. Give him a call, I just texted him so he knows him here.

Tom's paranoia "Thay did get to him! She's working for them! needtogetoutofhere!"

She pulls out her phone and called someone. Form the sound of it she was talking to Jonathan. She does not look to happy at the end of it.

<Ok he said that he got your text and for you to cool your jets.

>That is why I got a beer….

<I can see that. Now me why you are here not at your place?

>That's a long story.

<Problems with your dragon girlfriend?

>How did you know about that?

<You have her smell all over you.

"Shit, I still have the dragon scale on me!"

>Oh ummmm… Ya you could say she is mad at me.

The cat girl was sitting in a chair on the other side of the room by this point. With a look of enjoying this she asked.

<So… What did you do or didn't do?

With a great sigh form Tom

>She is trying to rape me and I have been on the run for all most a day now.

<Oh…

>Also she got most of her kobolds look'n for me to

<Ooohh, it's that dragon. You should just give up. It will be easier on you in the end.

>No, I want to be a wizard.

<YOU'RE A VIRGIN? So that's why she is paying for info about you.

>Wht?

<Ya I just texted her

>Fuck!

>>402909

Congratulations, anon. I don't know how you did it, but you made me mad. That dragonbitch has so little self-esteem she has to terrorise anon, she doesn't deserve anything.

>The catgirl sold anon out

Holy shit! She must die so Jonathan can get a better girlfriend who DOESN'T sell out his friends to fucked up bitches. Jesus christ, you people sure know how to make my fucking blood boil.

Sage because not contributing to thread.

>>402909

>Being a dumb enough fucker to not get rid of the magical tracking device on you.

>>402915

Sorry, I didn't know I should have Sage

>>402919

What? NO! No, jeez, you're misunderstanding, mr. Newfag. I'm saging because I'm the one not contributing to the thread. Greentexts and writefagging are generally considered contributions. Now get the fuck back to work, I need to see catbitch get dumped by Jonathan so he and Tom can go on their own little Minority Report/ Public Enemy #1 adventure. Hopefully Tom becomes a wizard for real and helps his bro out setting up shop as thanks for saving his goddamn bacon and throwing everything away in the process.

>>402918

>If you want to tell me to "reeeee git out I don like you" just say it plainly.

I don't really have a problem with you beyond your blatant newfaggotry and your wrongheaded insistence that /monster/'s common conception of monster girls perfectly matches MGE. Lurk more.

>In the books it says that pieces of art or literature created by monsters is usually of sexual nature.

One of the reasons almost no one follows MGE to the letter is its one-dimensional portrayal of monster girls.

>>402909

Part 2

(Day two: On The Run)

Tom jump off the couches and ran over to his bag, before he could get to it. Something grab his arm.

<Were do you think you are going?

She got his free hand and the beer in the other (didn't spill a drop by the way).

>Ummmm… No were, just need to get som'n out of my bag. Hey hold my beer for a second.

<O-ok What are you getting?

Feeling round inside, he finds what he is looking for. Closing his eyes, pulls the pin and throws a flash bang in the air.

>Say cheese

<What?

*BANG*

He can't hear anything now, but she is roll round on the ground and most likely swearing at him. "May have over done it… Don't cat girl have really good hearing?" Running out the back door and leaving that dam dragon scale in the dirt.

Making his way over to were the train tracks are, he stays long side them. Pulling out the burner phone and looks up when the next train coming along.

"Looks like about two hours, need to find a place in the shade til then."

*Beep* beep*

Looking done at has phone, there is a text from Jonathan

~hey man, just got a call from my GF. What is going on bro?

Tom's paranoia "She is going to get this number form him some how! Burn the burner phone!"

Not going to questing it this time, Tom drops the phone and stomped it into the ground. After walking for all most a hour, he can see the train yard. "Cool, just need to wait for it to get here… That looks like a nice tree over there." Sitting in the shade of the tree, Tom dose inventory.

3 liters of water and a flask

Hand-pump purifier

Light weight tent

Sleeping bag

Lighter and waterproof matches

Three MRE's

Fishing kit

First-aid kit

Roll of duct tape

Pair of socks

Bathroom towe

Toothbrushl

One smoke grenade

Two flash bang

Knife and multi-tool

.357 Magnum Revolver

12 demon silver bullets (six of them in the gun)

"It's not best bug out bag, but it will do"

Seeing the train in the dentist, he got ready to jump on it. "It's going to be a long night."

Checking his pockets he could feel the SIM card and the phone for it. The keys for the house. "Maybe I can go back one day" and the dragon scale…

>Shit!

>>402926

>Seeing the train in the dentist,

You really need to proofread your posts.

>>402927

I am sorry for this. I do try, but I get on a roll and the auto correct dose odd things some times.

>>402927

"Now in need you to put your tounge to the side so I can HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK"

>>402920

>>402915

>>402817

>>402809

You type like fucking queers.

>>402809

>new

First, get back to lurking.

Second, your writing is poor. No one says "ya", you are third person narrating yet you put in shit like "*BANG*" and "(more giggling)", and you went from a greentext to a more formal method of writing mid-post.

>>402928

Auto correct and being on a roll have nothing to do with good proofreading.

>>402936

Nice 300x300 memegenerator.com image. Everyone loves your 2007 impact font memes.

>>402883

I quoted the wrong post, apologies. I meant to quote >>402872 instead. I meant that unmarried Alices were terrible for orphanages, even though purity is their gimmick. Would be a mildly interesting greentext story though.

>>402936

Poor quality garbage has no place here.

>>402929

>HOOOOOOOONK

I am now imagining a train gping to se a clown dentist. We're just going full wonderland now

>>402879

You've been exceptional Anon. Haven't read a good Ushi Oni story in a long time. Thank you!

An intesting point here >>402921 changed a bit of headcannon about how our world would be colonized by monstergirls. Before I thought that there had to be far fewer people or there (because it's a midevel European setting and the industrial revolution won't happen for a few centuries). However here it could work the way think it's going to go. However, they might not want to monsterize unmarried women, as now that would cut into the resource they came here for, us.

>>402477

>Their armies of soy

Nah, once Stacy's Soy Strike-force feels the love and intimate attention given to them rather than just being led along they will quickly loose the will to fight

>>402785

maximum oversmug

>>402826

That would actually be a good way to get them initially accepted and endorsed,

Corporations and (((Their))) owners would see this as a way to get more, easy shekkels.

When they notice what the monsters truly are it will be too late

>>402827

>I don't know why people think monsters are paragons of chastity and purity. "Depravity" and lust is their main element.

What the hell are you on about? Mamono are perfectly chaste.

Do you not understand what chastity means? protip: it's not celibacy, nor prudishness

>>402926

Part 3

(Day two: On The Run)

>Right, I know just what to do with you.

Taking out the duck tape, Tom walked over to the train tracks. Placing the dragon scale on top of the tracks and then taping it done. Running back to the tree and trying to stay out of view of the train operator. It was a good thirty minutes before ran it over with a very satisfying *Crunch*. "I don't know what kind of magic was on it, but that should have worked." Seeing the train slowing for the train yard, Tom picked out a boxcar to get on. This one looked new and there was no lock on the door. After opening the door and getting in, there was just something fault off to him. Not being able to see anything with the door closed, he took out his phone and turned on the light. There was a large metal crate in the corner. It did not have any company logos, shipping labels or even paint. Looking at the side there a number pad with a small rad light. "To open it or not to open it, that is the question." Probing his mind about what to do and not getting anything from has paranoia, makeing up his mind to try to open it. Sweeping up some dirt from inside the boxcar and lightly blowing it on the number pad. "Looks like the code is going to use 4, 6, 9 and 0." It's not like Tom didn't have time to sit there and pick at the four numbers all night. The code was six numbers long, using the 0 and 4 two times. With a *beep* the rad light turned green and some clicking of dead bolts. As the door opened on its, Tom got to his feet and took a step back. Inside was a unconscious monster girl on life support.

>Shit… Dam it /k/, you did not help me plan for this garbage.

Looking over her, he was unsure what she was. Long arms with porcupine like quills that run all the up to and top of her head. "Of course she is naked, thay are always naked in the books. She's got brid feet to, what are you girl?"

>So this is the part where I pull you out.

He got to work by remove the tubes and breathing mask, then cutting the restraints. Sitting her down on his sleeping bag and placing the bath towel on her. Thinking about leaving a smoke grenade inside the medical box or whatever it is, but thought better about and just closed it up. Craving some food he got to work on a MRE. The small of the food must have woke her up. Just as Tom was about to dig in, she looked over at him.

>Are you hungry?

<Yes, can I have some?

>Here you go, I can make more.

As he got the second MRE set up and going.

>So how did you get in the box?

<What box?

>Ok, what happened to you?

<Tell you after I'm done eating, got anything to drink?

Handing her the flask.

>Ya, here you go. Can you tell me your name?

She glared at Tom with a mouth full of food.

>Ok, ok eat.

Tom gave up asking her any questions and got to eating his MRE.

>>402935

>Second, your writing is poor. No one says "ya"

Tom does.

>you are third person narrating yet you put in shit like "*BANG*" and "(more giggling)

Yes, that is me being just lazy. But if it bugs you that much, then don't buy the book.

>you went from a greentext to a more formal method of writing mid-post.

That was Tom posting on 2d4 Chan in /k/ asking for help. Not my problem if no one did. So I'm just a bard telling his story.

>>402941

Me or him? Most likely both. I'm just going to keep posting to make you mad.

>>403012

>there was just something fault off to him.

>makeing up

>He got to work by remove

>The small of the food must have woke her up

This is definitely not an issue with auto-correct

>>403017

Look I have dyslexia. I'm trying ok.

>>403019

I understand, it's not dyslexic being easy.

>>403020

>it's not dyslexic being easy.

Why would you do this to me. At first I thought you are saying I was using it as a easy excuse.

But I think you are just fucking with me.

Fun fact: took me all most 5 minutes uplook how to spell "excuse"

>>403022

I'm sorry I was just making a joke.

>>403012

Christ, proofreading would get you far, you know?

>Dyslexia

Changes nothing. I know people with dyslexia and they still get by with writing.

>constantly switching between greentexts and mid-paragraphs when mc is thinking/talking to himself

Stick to a goddamn format.

I know he's talking to himself and giving personal commentary, but put it in a new paragraph.

Posting on mobile is no excuse either, I do it all the time.

And what's with the character development all the time? One minute he trusts no one, next minute, he helps this girl from a box?

I'm still confused how did he open the box or know the code being a combination of numbers with 4, 6, 9, and 0? I re-read it a couple of times and it still makes no sense.

>>403028

>Just use Google. It helps me a lot

I do use it alot but, some times it looks at me and goes "wtf man I don't have clue what you are try to spell"

>>403031

>Christ, proofreading would get you far, you know.

That is after proofread it. Still new to it.

>constantly switching between greentexts and mid-paragraphs when mc is thinking/talking to himself

The greentext is whenever someone is taking out loud. I can stop that if it's a big deal.

>what's with the character development all the time? One minute he trusts no one, next minute, he helps this girl from a box?

The guy is going a bit crazy, but he doesn't assume everyone is out to get them. Just most of them. Like with the cat, he didn't know she was going to tune me, It was just a feeling.

>I'm still confused how did he open the box or know the code being a combination of numbers with 4, 6, 9, and 0? I re-read it a couple of times and it still makes no sense.

I goofed. I have added he could see the fingerprints after blowing the dirt on the number pad.

>>403035

Oh God dam it

>Turn him in*

>>403028

>"/monster/'s common conception of monster girls" is nothing more than the profiles that were shared here and some of the core ideals

Lurk more. All of the profiles and the general mechanics of MGE are common knowledge.

>when it comes to the world and other such info your average /monster/fags headcannon is completely null

Most worldbuilding and "other such info" is writefag specific. How /monster/ views monster girls generally, the common elements of the writefagging and discussion that occurs on /monster/, still excludes elements of, resolves ambiguities in, and adds nuance to MGE.

>some boring, homogenized cannon

Like MGE?

>when somebody asks a question, instead of pulling something random out of my ass, I will base my answer of MGE do to the aforementioned reasons.

Why does KC have to think for you? Just use your head and imagination, it's easy. Really, though, if /monster/ uses the MGE girls' appearances, general behaviors, and ideals, and ignores MGE's specific setting and characterizations in favor of custom or more nuanced ones, then responding to speculative prompts (which is what questions are when they don't come from newfags) with strict MGE canon is misguided at best.

>To the letter kind of implies that people follow the books to at least 70-80%, when in actuality it's more like 10-20%.

You're digging your own grave. The less that people follow MGE, the more pointless it is to regurgitate MGE canon.

>It's meant to be an "educational" book, so of course it's full of generalizations

A book being "educational" doesn't mean the characters have to be portrayed as one-dimensional. KC could have at least paid lip service to the idea of monster girls being complex and variable characters.

>monsters general behaviour is there to serve as a guideline

One that you refuse to fill in with anything more than MGE's shallow features.

>Emphasis on the word "extramarital"

Rape is marriage to monster girls. They still aren't chaste since chastity from French chaste (morally pure) and Latin castus (pure) refers to purity or modesty generally and sexual inexperience specifically since Shakespeare. I don't know where (((Google))) got the extramarital part from.

Both of you are dumb fucks.

MGE is pretty much a monster manual. Except more sex-focused than kill you focused.

The setting is just a generic setting to fill in the blanks between your different flavors of fap fuel.

You do things like any DM would do. Your call whether to use or dump the setting for your homebrew instead, but use the monsters and adjust as needed.

Also, didn't KC tend to like /tg/ stuff?

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Neither of us have stated that MGE isn't a generic vehicle for monster girl themed fap fuel. His position is that always referring to MGE canon in general conversations is valid since we base our girls on MGE and don't commonly use some other specific setting for worldbuilding. My position is that since we generally revise or discard certain elements of MGE, always referring to MGE canon is stupid.