/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>389461

I'm sure they have a method but it must be different than how normal slimes would.

Let's say a monster girl takes an interest in a guy.

However, he's a little on the broken and neurotic side about constantly treating himself like shit.

At what point would she just give up on him or just stab him to death?

>>389464

don't worry robot-kun, even if you can't love yourself, a monstergirl will take interest in you, probably a kikimora, she will love you and help you stop being such a pussy bitch.

>>389464

That's not how monstergirls work.

If it looks like has urgent mental health issues, or there's no way he'd return her affections voulentarily. She'd force her pussy on him and if incubised doesn't work, there's always mindflayers.

>>389466

Its funny how there was a general dislike of mind flayers until we had robots posting sob stories about monsters not loving them weekly.

>>389468

Don't remember anything about it. I believe we should start to write more for the monsters who doesn't have a lot of story for them. They all deserve some love.

>>389469

I wrote one (my 1st one) in the how did you meet thread. Hope thats something.

What happens when you play this to a monsterized mge dwarf

>>389467

>robots

>s

>>389474

I've convinced myself it has to be more than one buy on the whole. If it's one dude he's been trying for 6 some odd months to get someone to tell him another answer, and that's just kinda hard for me to believe.

>>389475

Depression with a touch of autism is a pretty lousy thing.

So is telling yourself that you hate yourself and that you're worthless for even longer than that.

>>389468

H E A D C A N O N

Short answer, no, there's no widely accepted extended canon mostly because Will-o-the-Wisp isn't a very popular character in writefag stories.

Long answer is you have to make it up yourself. You can play fast and loose with the MGE canon, most everybody does. I like to use it as a personality guide (and just a guide) when doing stories. Will-o-the-Wisp can still be clingy, jealous, with a preference for bondage/femdom, but with varying degrees of mania/hysteria to suit the story and audience. The important aspect about creating a good character is a unique and well developed personality. If every Will-o-the-Wisp were from a cookie cutter, it wouldn't make for a good character or a good story.

>>389472

A broken pelvis "your" broken pelvis

Does anyone have the pic of the jinkos doing the Indian face book messages?

>>389521

what >>389522 said. If your lust for cute girls overpowers your faggotry you are safe

>>389516

Yes

>>389521

Bi man is corrected by a steady application of rape from his waifu. The gay man he was fucked, desiring the dick, is recycled into an alp so as to become an actual value to his community. More so than bog fodder or kindling. She should be thankful for a second chance.

>>389555

wew checked

>>389574

use a piece of paper

How much wood would a woodchuckgirl Chuck if a woodchuckgirl could Chuck wood?

>>389579

As much as you have stamina to give.

Is every lilim a daughter of the demon lord or are some of them the daughters of other lilim?

>>389608

I'd assume it's a royal family thing and all the daughters of lilim are lilim.

>>389633

>all the daughters of lilim are lilim

Only if the husband is strong enough-whatever that means. Otherwise, the daughter will be an "arch-succubus".

>>389608

The only special thing about the demon queen is the fact that she has tons of demonic energy.

Theoretically, a normal monster that spends a bunch of time with her husband will be able to make lilim level monster. Especially strong ones like dark matter or ryus.

>>389663

>Individuals with 9 tails are called "Kyuubi-no-kitsune" (Nine tailed foxes) and it is said that their vast demonic energy is even comparable to that of a god. Their demonic energy can't be completely contained within their body and it's constantly being released around them. When exposed to this magical energy, human rationality diminishes and lust increases. Monsters become ferocious and along with that, monster such as succubi gather. Ultimately a nation of monsters will form centered around the Kyuubi-no-kitsune, where they'll have an orgy of pleasure day and night.

>>389662

Imagine a lilium-level holstaur…

>The milk from one boob can replace the food supply for a city.

>It's so full of mana, apsaras spawn out of any container that's not enclosed.

>Once you have a taste of it any food has to be made with at least some dairy product of that milk.

>Any human woman coming within a 100-mile radius will spontaneously lactate.

>Just about every monstergirls within a 300-mile radius is already making milk.

>>389671

>Lilim level kikimora

>Enters filthy house

>Stands in doorway, moves broom faster than the human eye can see

<Вы уже чисты

>House is instantly spotless and organized

>>389671

>lilim level gargoyle

>whole fucking city turns to stone because the cunt forgot a window open

>Lilim level Hinezumi

>Entire area is constantly on fire and beating the shit out of each other

>lilim level lizardman

>given up on finding a man who can defeat her

>just wants a man who she can't defeat with one punch

>lilim level oni

>can bench press an entire city and outdrink all the citizens in it at the same time

>100 mile swole aura, just being within it is enough to get buff

>>389683

>sets off all breathalyzer tests in the county.

>Lilim-level automaton

>Imagine if SHODAN ran Skynet, but with "rape all humans" as the MO.

>>389687

>greetings master

>I have built multiple bodies, please pick one

>do not worry, as we copulate I will use the others to cook dinner

>I am currently buying food at the grocery store

>please hurry and pick one

>>389688

Let's take it up a notch.

Yandere lilim-level automaton who gets off on trying to trap her prospective husband and seeing him try to escape. Sometimes purposefully giving him a planned escape just to keep the game going until the final stage is her bedroom.

Lilium-level bicorn

>Every woman her husband finds attractive becomes her sister-wives

>Yes even anime characters.

>>389691

>picture golem of Rei

>picture golem of Asuka

Heh

>Lilim level cheshire

>May the gods have mercy on our souls

>>389696

>>389697

Indeed

>>389574

That's a mosquito hawk, not a mosquito.

Lilium-level Alp

>Has the biggest gay

>>389671

>lilim level hellhounds turn white and are even more untamable

>any of the elementals at lilim level are functionally just portable demon realms

>lilim level ryu are certain to be super wholesome

>lilim level dragons are sure to be super terrifying and arrogant

>>389702

>Lilim-level Ryu

>can cause monsoons with only one day’s worth of husband-banging

>>389713

Is also constantly harrased by the same group of adventures, to resurrect the same guy

>>389724

You shouldn’t have sex with a deamonette, Slaanesh is the god of the polyamorous relationship.

Anyone have an unmarked cuck apologist bingo card? Can't find mine.

>>389737

You know that shoggoth can technically be slime queens.

That's worrying.

>>389725

>not fucking one into a vanilla loving relationship

Weak.

>>389740

>slime queen lilim shoggoth

There goes the entire world.

Is it bad to steal someone's monster wife in a video game?

>>389820

Yes, that is NTR and it is for Niggers. Respect the sanctity of marriage, even if it's not your own. After all, if she's willing to cheat on someone WITH you, she's going to be willing to cheat ON you in the future.

>>389820

>>389836

I guess the only situation where it would be fine would be in a healing type situation, where you steal the girl from a guy that doesn't care about her and actively abuses her and proceed to unfuck the girl before fucking her the right way.

>>389815

A shoggoth queen would just eventually be a planet. Just functionally a asteroid that acts like a sandworm.

How many eggs does a vamp mosquito lay? In fact how many eggs does any egg laying monster girl lay?

One can assume insects lay more eggs than birds and reptiles but by how much.

>>389863

Bonus points if the asteroid is mansion like inside

>>389864

Let's keep it reasonable and say 1-2 more than other egg laying girls on average.

>>389864

Babies are kind of rare for monsters, the don’t have big birth rates. I’d say 1-3 per pregnancy.

>>389882

I think kc said they still have more pregnancies than the average mg in fact I have this

>They mostly lay many at once. It's more easy for them to get pregnant than other monsters to begin with, but of course they don't lay as many as real mosquitos~

Of course with that said I don't actually know how many eggs a regular mosquitoes lays (probably in the double digits if not triple.)

>>389886

>100-200

Whelp that’s enlightening.

So it looks like pregnancy is a hard thing for most monsters to do, the demon queen has been alive for a thousand years however she only has ~100 kids. That’s a kid per 10 years.

The mosquitos probably just have a higher chance of having multiple eggs (hardly ever a single child)

What did KC say protects monstergirls the middle of battle?

>>389869

>titanic shapes haul masses of stone in the background

>grand purple and white banners line the cavern walls

>children are sent to "seed" other planets

>>389864

>>389880

>>389882

>>389886

>>389887

This has been an egg-selent discussion.

>>389887

For birds and reptiles I'm just going to say 1-3 eggs for bugs, amphibians, and fish 4-6 eggs, of course different species have different reproduction rates so play by ear

On a vamp mosquito kick today while reading it recently I came across this

>It does seem like they would carry various diseases, doesn't it…! Ecologically, they suck blood solely from men, but if a woman were bitten, she would be monsterized + contract a mamono realm disease, or something…

With the mention of demon realm diseases what effect do you think they would have?

>>389892

We're you eggspecting less?

>>389894

>With the mention of demon realm diseases what effect do you think they would have?

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

ctrl+f "illness"

>>389901

???

>>389915

feel like i mighta screwed myself over with this oh well what do mean by saying that?

How do you become vanilla if you're already in /d/ territory and have no desire to become more degenerate?

>>389939

If for some reason you really want to change by force, do some pavlovian shit.

Otherwise just stick to vanilla for fapping and don't fap to /d/egenerate shit. It's also Pavlovian, it's more natural than literal shock therapy.

Do undead monsters sleep?

>>390115

I would assume no, because they're not alive in the traditional sense. Another undead question:

How does an undead go about getting pregnant?

>>390117

Not sure, but I bet it's always stillborn.

>>390118

*Did anyone

>>390118

I've never seen something like that but it's a great idea.

>>390118

>dragon-girl as the t-Rex

>werewolves/hellhounds as the raptors

>Holstaurs as the sauropods (“So They DO move in herds…”)

>some sort of loli as that one neck-frill dino that kills Newman

>local shota and loli hide from ravenous hellhounds in the kitchen scene

>>390128

Now should it just be dinosaur girls or the proper monster girls?

>>390118

I once read something along those lines on literotica. Im saying that kind of story exists.

>>390194

Speaking of automaton, how do monster girls made out of artificial materials conceive?

>>390200

ARTIFICIAL

WOMBS

>>390195

I think a variety would be fine if you're just doing a gag-centric take on Jurassic Park. If you were to do a story on bringing back a Precambrian era life forms and mixing them with human DNA to fill in the gaps that would be an interesting take. I think Jurassic Park did that already as well with one of the newer movies although their dinos were obviously more dino than human.

This probably belongs in the write thread but I was similarly curious if any works had been composed that would be of a more optimistic flavor of "Island of Dr.Moreau" with small harem of genetically modified waifus and the moral quandaries that lie with the production of such human-animal hybrids. I never watched Japari park though, did they already run with that premise?

>>390201

>>390202

What about girls made out of rock or paper?

>>390209

Conceiving in paper girls would be a beurocratic nightmare, I mean just imagine the paperwork involved!

are there any images that show how sex with a lamia works?

>>390230

>how sex with a lamia works

Penis in cloaca, the lamia thread is full of those.

>>390209

Rock would ask to take a pick and carefully mine your daughter out of her when the time is right, paper just hangs up a pinata that under no circumstances should you smack with a stick.

>>390256

What about scissors?

>>390275

EYEYEYEYEYE!

>>390275

Gazers are already pretty high tier, but also generally kind of lazy. They would be warping the world around them into a demon realm pretty passively.

>>390258

Shit, I'm out of ideas on that one.

>>390320

Maybe she'd be a r63 of Scissorman from Clock Tower.

>>390209

I figure that if you get her energy level high enough it starts soaking into nearby materials and turning them into monstergirls. It's like a nuclear breeder reactor but with anime girls.

Are there familiars that don’t belong to the sabbath? What would they even be like?

I like the familiar, but I don’t want to join a cult.

How would a monster girls react in this situation?

>The girl comes through a portal excited to find a husband.

>She sees some anon and makes her way over.

>The anon notices her approach and once she gets close and shows some interest in him, he begins yelling at her "Come on, you bitch! Fucking kill me already! I know you want to!"

>Before she can get away he grabs her shoulders and shakes her with a wild look in his eyes while continuing to yell "Just bash my fucking brains out all over the fucking pavement! I know you want to! Fucking do it already! I'll be better off dead!"

What would she do? Or would she have killed him or stayed clear of him before even beginning to approach?

How do girls other than mindflayers deal with psychosis when rape won't seem to work? How would they react if they do try rape and the guy just ends up as a sobbing mess who blames himself for everything?

>>390462

Send him to a mindflayer.

>>390463

And if the guy is violently terrified of mindflayers to the point of flipping the fuck out at having one poke around in his head out of shame and self-hatred?

>>390464

Off the top of my head, the process would probably be similar to a mind wipe. For such an Anon, it would be terrifying but they won't be able to remember or feel it.

would a monster girl waifu marking you, making you apart of herself and her apart of yourself be okay, like she could use the link to talk when she isn't there, and be reborn through the link if she dies somehow, and it could be used to keep you alive for as long as she lives

>>390514

Punctuation is your friend. Also I think you're over thinking monster pair bonding.

How would a dragon girl react if you said you were more attracted to her in dragon form?

>>390525

she would kill you for being a furry

>>390518

it could just be for some girls like vampires and dragons

long lived or immortal girls

got the idea from the witcher from that one quest in skellige with the old leshen marks that one girl and uses it to be re-born if he dies

monster girl version would be more intimate then the one of the game, also might get some powers from it, or at least enhancements

>>390525

Fuck you, my daughter is sick because of your shitty dragon waifu.

>>390545

I don't get it.

>>389880

>>389882

>>389893

My headcannon is that they're tougher to knock up, but when you do they have twins/triplets/litters or clutches fairly often. Do kikis lay eggs?

>>390577

>Do Kikis lay eggs?

No

>>390562

Kind of. The dragon's ashes specifically are what causes the pillar of salt disease (which can also turn you unto a thrall instead if you want iirc), and the MC's daughter- and this is an even bigger spoileris immune to that disease as she's a replicant like the MC. Her issue is that her gestalt is destabilizing and since MC's gestalt only agreed to do what he does in order to save her, he wants to reunite her gestalt and replicant early. Iirc anyways. Nier is a fucking ride.

And that's without getting into Automata, which has one of, if not THE greatest story ending of all time. Yes I mean [E]nd of YoRHa.

>>390616

Read the filename, moron.

>>390577

Depends I guess is there bottom part a bird or dog can't remember also if they do lay eggs I want them to look like jewels. Are kikis also fairies because I also want them to be cuckoo parasites giving them jewels to masters. Of course you can't raise your daughter but the spread of kikis everywhere.

Excuse me just nerding out over biology and folklore.

>>390637

Everything about your post sounds retarded, m8.

Forgive me but who's cheshire?

>>390678

I've been here for months man and I still haven't figured it out damnit! I have come to the conclusion that it's an artist, nothing more.

>>390673

>>390680

Weak bait faggot

>>390682

Well fuck I've seen that. Guess I don't get the meme behind it then.

>>390682

>deliberately

WTF, the word I was looking for was "honestly".

>>390525

she'd let you fuck her in dragon form like the patrician you are

>>390649

I know, just had to spit out though

>>389671

I am both aroused and terrified

>>390784

Most women don't like Incels.

>>390783

>>390785

I think you got lost. Look at the browser. Does that read like reddit? No? Then get lost.

>>390785

I'm just going to spell it out for you, just for the lurkers.

Monstergirls are not human women

Which monster girls would be the most kill-happy? The ones that would get off on outright slaughter?

>>390832

Monster girls don't like pointless slaughter, anon.

Which monster girls shed fur? And which shed teeth?

>>390835

the furry kind

In all seriousness, probably the ones based on creatures with fur, like miia shedding her scales in Monster Musume

>>390839

Aren't there animals that shed teeth even in adulthood like sharks? You besides the sharks.

>>390833

And why not? Look at the current state of humanity and tell me again that a little bit of slaughter won't do some good.

Besides, you can't spell slaughter without laughter, so it should be good, wholesome, bloody fun.

>>390839

What sort of powers would a lilim-level sandworm have?

>>390897

The ability to protect everyone.

>>389455

What would happen if you had a brain or mind swapping device and swapped the minds of a human female with a mamono? Would the human in the monster body succumb to to the body’s biology and needs? How would the monster react in the human’s body? Would they be less aroused or the same?

>>390861

Look, if you want one to remove kebab or der juden, just say so. But the very presence of MGs would cease much of the hostility as the most precious resource, good women, becomes plentiful

>>390921

I think sabbath has some sort of potion that allows a married couple to swap sexes for a limited time.

one idea that's been chewing a hole in my head is a unicron farm. basically funtions as a hospital, but they just use magic for the healing, with mages and medical staff to record what the patients had. This also has dormatories for the husbands and children, who grow up to be Unicron doctors.

>>390925

Dangit I meant unicorn!

>>390964

>Armada

At least it's not bayverse style.

>>390921

Monster would probably start less aroused. Then when the need eventually gets back to her, she's shocked that she doesn't care where the pleasure comes from. Aura-reading, mana-compatibility, fidelity, all shoved to the side at best and completely destroyed at worse.

She'll be begging to come back in a week.

Meanwhile the 3d in a mon's body will do her absolute best to avoid sexing up the mon's beau, but by god, the heat won't stop. And she even considers taking 'some other perv', but it makes her sick to her stomach. Damn monster body is so particular.

She'll be demanding a switch back in a day.

>>390962

Start with a kobold who just helps you in general, over time discover girls in your dirt-cheap and faulty land who will let you sell their produce and help you gather resources in exchange for favors.

End with a dragon who will will occasionally lend you gold. Or an egg. Don't ask how she gets either.

>>390921

It actually depends on whether you swapped the physical brain or the mind, let's assume physical brain.

The 3d in a mamono's body would be disgusted by the traditionalist urges of the MGS, but the Mana would corrupt the new brain within days.

In the other direction, the mamono Mana would slowly corrupt the body it resides in, this would accelerate once the mouth is monsterized, I think a total monsterization would take half a year, while her old, monogamous self is screaming against the hypergamous urges.

>>390993

>genocide quest with monstergirl allies

This needs to be at least a doom mod.

>>390993

>>391010

>>391011

Great, all we need are tsundere monstergirl daleks

>>391026

As ashamed as i am for watching dr. Who for as long as i did the thought of a monster girl dalek screeching "COPULATE" over and over is amusing.

>>391026

What the fuck is a dalek?

>>391033

Sometimes it is

>>391036

Yeah, like, what, twice in all 26 seasons?

>>391037

I figured it happened more often but I haven't watched Doctor Who in years

>>391027

I'm picturing a fleshlight taped to a wheelie bin.

>>391039

I used to watch the show when I was younger. I can think of only two episodes where daleks attacked other daleks.

>>390839

>sandworm daughteru saves her successive sets of shed teeth, makes crysknives for her parents and later husband

>>391027

Glad it's not just me who thought of that

>>391045

the dalek civil war was long running thread.

>>391026

You know I always liked the weeping angels better. First off I couldn't respect daleks because of how they look. Second off the angels were always terrifying.

>>391069

Yeah I only recall two maybe three times daleks killed each other

Renegade daleks vs the Disco Daleks

The Dalek Rangers wiping out the Time War daleks who resurected them

And rusty the "good" Dalek (one of the last fun stories)

>>391083

>Renegade daleks vs the Disco Daleks

Which doctor was that one?

>>391082

Weeping angels are basically a reskin of scp-173.

>>391085

Still you can't say the episodes they appeared in weren't awesome

Do arabic monster girls practice Islam?

>>391088

Don’t most Arabic monsters follow Eros?

>>391085

Seventh doctor, Disco Dalek is a nickname

>>391088

Maybe some version of it, like a kitsune taking care of a little-used temple.

Still I'd like to see a kitsune in a church preaching love to a congregation of married Monster Girls and single ones waiting for a newcomer

>>391091

>>391090

Was expecting to get backlash from this, oh well. What kind do you think they'll make?

>>391105

*changes

>>391105

>>391106

I'm assuming you mean"what kind of changes will be made to the doctrine.

FGM can get right the frack out

Harems are either going to be abolished or changed to suit the female/male ratios.

Husband/wife regulations are overhauled

It's really hard to get the death penalty under their sharia as a guy (corrective rape, not so much)

I'm much `more knoledgable about Christianity, so I'm probably wrong.

>>391215

I remember in the Q&A that demon energy heals people, including mental issues.

They would likely become just normal monsters.

>>391215

If they are a woman I suspect it would be like rapid education, because you already have at least some information, but the processor could not do anything with it, now she could understand what her mother is saying, how to put your food in your mouth, what those machines are doing, then how to walk (and use the bathroom, and finally that the orderly who was cleaning you up until then looks pretty cute.

>>391215

They become wurms.

>>391215

I can only imagine that they would be left unaffected. Because those things don't have souls to begin with. They're vegetables in human form.

Or perhaps they would gain a soul and intelligence and be like any other monstergirl… Since otherwise inanimate objects can become monstergirls, I suppose anything is possible.

>>391226

The soul is the operating system of the body, the spirit is the user, a vegetable's physical brain cannot run the soul, therefore the spirit is stuck with no ability to input commands or even read the output their eyes are giving them. Monsterization (or incubisation) would upgrade the crap out of the physical brain, meaning the soul can now run, and now the spirit can run the body, albeit with extreme lusts.

>>391082

reminds me of my old laptop

>browsing some degenerate site when i was in middle school

>get virus that locks me out of my computer and demands payment

>freak out, hide it overnight

>turn it on in the morning, white screen, no input works

>badend.jpg

>fast forward at least 3 years

>we kept it for some reason (it was a shit laptop tbh)

>every time we turned it on the screen was different

>white screen, typical blue screen, black

>take it to get it fixed by someone who knows what hes doing

>he boots it up and it works fine

>can sign in and navigate my desktop, like it never happened

>even my weeping angel wallpaper is there

>runs some scans, everything checks out

>closes scan

>flips the fuck out

>the angel moved from the corner of the room and is staring at him fangs bared

>i set up a slide show of wallpapers so it looks like it changes position when you return to desktop

a bit off topic so ill ask this: since KC has some objects that turn into monstergirls, what would other everyday objects look like? like a possessed laptop for example.

>>391269

I think it would look completely normal but there are weird programs and other files the owner didn't install that move around and can't be deleted. Upon accumulating enough DE you get a Ring ghost that will jack you off through the screen.

Non-laptop is a very broad term and can manifest cute girls in unusual ways. A vase may have a girl inside that peeps over the top of it, a pillow might resemble an Ittan-momen but thicker, etc. The base criteria for any monstergirl is that it must include a cute girl.

>>391270

>Looks at shelf

>Sees Generations Warpath, Build King from Car Robots, Reveal the Shield Lugnut, and Vehicon from Prime

Do I WANT to know?

>>391227

the niggers also don't have souls

>>391291

There's fart fetishism going on unbullied in the captions thread, why don't you be a good little dear and deal with that?

>>391297

Lurk moar and stop typing like a fag.

>>391297

you sound like a someone middle-upper class champagne socialist faggot that is so sheltered as to think scarcity isn't a problem, and your IQ isn't high enough to understand the implications that scarcity would have had on our evolution, and thus our views towards competitors that are way outside of our genetic population

you're not enlightened, your views are relatively recent, and have been soon to be of any utilitarian value, and have only proven thus far that humans are needy, and hyper driven by emotion, and a flawed ideology can be perpetuated off feels alone.

please kill yourself, for the sake of the niggers you care so much about

>>391305

haven't been seen to be of any utilitarian value*

fucking fuck

>>391291

Do niggers count as monsters?

>>391319

I've already provoked the identiarian fags. The other cancers have been cast of for the day, just wait patiently for the subject to change.

In other words… Lurk moar

>>391322

*also man the fuck up

How do echidnas propagate their species if every human/echidna pairing only results in one new echidna?

>>391471

Multiple birth pregnancies?

Monsterization?

for a story I'm working on, what kind of things could a guy do if he were trying to provoke an ushi-oni to proactively dating him?

more generally, what can a guy do to attract a particular species without attracting the attention of the riff-raff ? or equivalently, what counter-measures could a man use to discourage proactive dating by less selective MGs, without repelling other waifu material?

>>391471

Maybe echidna is a genetic defect any MG can pop out?

>>391481

Most monstergirls wouldn't complain if a man decided to proactively date them instead.

>>391507

true, but I more had in mind if the guy wants to see her go berserk, or is too much of a little bitch to man up and say something.

>>391481

Obviously the first step would be to do his research and figure out what kinds of mgs live in his neighborhood, and learn what makes them tick. From there he’ll probably have to go on a case-by-case basis, given the severe diversity of mg species. Some factors like general attitude (boisterous vs. quiet for example) could put off entire categories of mg, but you’re gonna have to eventually get down to a process of elimination where you utilize every possible repellent for mgs outside of your prospective waifu’s species.

>>391510

>Ushi oni

Just rip her talisman off with your dick

What would opposums girls be like? Im assume theyd be timid and great mothers.

How do first-generation monstergirls deal with memories from when they were regular monsters?

>>391578

They wake up with night terrors about the times they used their strength/powers to bring harm and pain, but when they look at their husbando with their sleeping offspring curled on his chest, they just snuggle closer.

>>391486

That's a shitty way of procreating when I could just be fucking my wife.

what would monstergirls think of nofap

>>391780

A great way to encourage men to not waste food.

I want to include monster girls in a sci fi universe. Its an old-school space opera where 2 civilizations of humanity are suddenly reconnected after 10,000+ years. There's alot of parallels to the fall of the western roman empire and atilla. I want to include the hyper-monogamy aspect to monsters in a civilization that mirrors the huns and other step nomads who have spent thousands of years fighting aliens from the edge of the human settled portion of the universe. How do you think a monster civilization would react to a degenerate human civilization, with no hope of monsterizing their society?

>>391780

They'd think of it as a challenge, probably.

>>391780

they would find you. And they would rape you.

On the bright side you would win nofap. because you would have no time to fap

>>391555 (Checked)

Huge drama queens too. That reminds me, what would a marsupial's gimmick be?

>>391105

They'd abolish Islam because monster girls don't like violent psychopaths and would never follow the words of , which is what Muhammad clearly was. Many would just switch to Eros-ism or Coptic Christianity

>>391801

>what would a marsupial's gimmick be?

Spinning.

>>391801

I want to see a redneck country oppossum girl carring 4 kids on the straps front and back.

>>391865

Yeah id say she venom is a parasite slime.

>>391865

venoms still a dude tho, gotta find an actual femsymbiote

>>391866

>>391871

>>391872

Actually, if they were fed mana, they would become MGS.

>>391865

I was incredibly aroused at the scene when eddie got kissed. Like, I was getting really flustered, and was trying very hard to hide it from my friends who were there with me. I did not see see it coming and it took me completely by surprise

>>391896

Monster Girls, lurk more

>>391899

MG+lowercase s=plural

MG+Capital S=Metal Gear

You're the one who needs to lurk more.

Are the Bronies raiding us now?

>>391985

My… Appologies, but you are furrys, I understand that there is a cancer from the left wing eating up furrykind. but we are a distict fetish. there are resources available if you are confused. I am no mod. I am far from an oldfag, but I will put this as nicely as i can.

Chance the ponies into centaurs and lose the snout, or you may leave. Else you will be found out. And my… associates will not be so kind.

>We're not here to slide the board

>We're just here to post shit explicitly against the board rules

I thought the horsefuckers had died out anyways. Didn't their show end?

>>391998

Don't give them (You)s

Also holy shit man tone down the underage there. If your ID didn't have 31 posts in this thread I'd think you were a part of the raid.

>>391979

https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/214957.html

They're from this thread.

>>391951

I'm assuming you mean clothing depicting the husband and not made from him.

Probably.

Anyone happen to have a link to Jexx's original Dragon Bully?

I'm having a hard time finding it and would like to give it a reread

>>392011

I dont understand why we would be a target when we dindu nuffin

>>392043

Because we looked vulnerable to them.

>>392060

What a bunch of faggots

>>392044

No this was a proper cyoa Jexx started.

I can't remember to much but there was a shark named Juno and the dragons name was Ellie I think

>>389455

What would happen if you gave a man that was gonna alp a ton of extra thick Holstaur milk? Could that transform them into a Holstaur?

>>392068

Originally alps could transform into almost any type of monster, so yes.

Anyone got any good names for a monster themed band?

Asking for a short thing I'm writing.

>>392080

Any specific species?

>>392082

No, maybe a pop band though. But anything works

>>392080

The Ghoul Girls

The Goth Chicks

Pink Velvet

Purple Majesty

Monster Matrons

Monster Maids

Untamed

Chomp

Thunder-crash

Sweet Kisses

Without knowing the genre or monsters I'm just shooting in the dark

>>392083

Red Devils

Maddie's Hatters

The Talking Dead

Short Sabbath

Barnyard Babes

What sorts of traits would a sons inherit from his monster mother?

>>392127

Hair and eye color, possibly skin tone (provided it’s a natural skin color. Anime hair/eye colors are normal enough, but blue-skinned boyos is crossing into monsterboy territory in my opinion.

Some personality traits (Danuki’s Son would be rather stingy, dragon’s son would be greedy and arrogant etc)

Skills and physical abilities to an extent (intelligence, strength, magical ability, charisma).

>>392166

To add to this, when we factor in the father’s influence as well, it’s possible that the species of one’s mother can effect the son’s own taste in women. In some cases, these traits might cause him to be inclined more towards his mother’s species (ex. Lizardman imprints on Son the desire for a worthy opponent. This causes him to seek out other lizardmen to duel with) or it could have the opposite effect and cause him to be inclined or more appealing to mgs less like his mother (ex. Baphomet has Son with younger-looking features which cause him to be less appealing as a possible onii-chan, this becoming loli-repellant)

Oh and I did just think of this, but sons of aquatic mgs have to be able to breath water by necessity. Otherwise they’d just drown upon leaving the womb.

>>392170

I remember reading somewhere that what one is raised with in the home, whether one conforms to it or dissents from it, has a huge affect on one's ideas of what's considered 'default,' so I'd be inclined to agree. I'd imagine that the son of a Foxgirl or Cheshire would either be really sick of or really fond of fried tofu and puns, respectively. Or a Hellhound's son going through an edgy phase and listening to Stryper in his teens to piss off his parents.

Are there any Sabbath/loli stories? Need not be lewd. Thought lewd is welcomed.

All forms of sex is degenerate and love doesn't exist anymore, even if monster girls do appear.

Tell me why someone shouldn't just give up on the idea of a waifu **knowing he'll never have gotten one anyway*, become ultraviolent and go on a slaughterfest.

Violence > "love"

Prove me wrong.

>>392193

So they even have feds posting on /monster/, that's neat.

>>392195

There’s been a increase in them lately however, do you think are we getting more refugees from somewhere again

>>392198

There's other robots than me that post here?

>>392199

Its just you, another program takes over and posts during your sleep schedule.

>>392198

>>392199

On the bright side we’ll be able to tell you apart from the others based on whether they advocate mass murder or not.

>>392194

There is the Baphomet Complex: https://pastebin.com/zniaM3z8/

If a guy asked nicely enough for a monster girl to help him kill himself, would she?

>inb4 she's fuck him out of it

What if he's really obstinate and absolutely refuses to get anywhere near a mindflayer.

>inb4 bringing him back from the dead

Explosives.

>inb4 ghost

For fuck's sake, explosives laced with whatever the fuck kinda stuff that prevents ghosts. I don't fucking know.

>inb4 afterlife

Well shit. I don't know. Probably leave a card for Ammit or Reitia or whoever the fuck that he's already judged himself as a piece of shit and to leave him alone is his post-mortem funk.

>>392209

>absolutely refuses to get anywhere near a mindflayer

You make it sound like he'd have a say in the matter.

>>392213

Because I gave up on the idea of ever having a waifu or love and now just want a cute monster girl to bash my brains out because that's all I really deserve.

>>392214

Just get your brains bashed out by a regular homeless guy then or do it yourself.

>>392216

Not completely broken enough yet.

>>392217

Stop posting about wanting a monster girl to kill you. If you actually wanted to die just do it you coward. Othwrwise stop being a faggot.

>>392217

If you want the other kind of monstergirls then go look up Karbo.

>>392218

I can't tell what I really want anymore. Each time I think of having a waifu or love or the like, I feel nothing but guilt.

>>392220

Its quite clear you dont actually know what you want. How many months have you spent basically asking us to say monsters hate you? Asking us over and over again isnt going to change the answer. Monsters dont care if you have perspnal guilt their appeal is unconditional love, stop being a faggpt and accept it or of you are unable to stop posting here.

>>392220

If you're so fucked up in the head you can't even have a fantasy of a woman-shaped thing loving you, the problem is you.

The modern world sucks and women are worse these days, that's true. But that doesn't mean you aren't fucked up and need to fix yourself.

>>392220

nobody cares to grant you any punishment. live with that you nigger. and tell that nigger brain and instinct inside of you to fuck off instead of submitting it to a dog. Don't perish like an animal.

Robots, I want both of you to write "I am worthy of love" 100 times on a price of paper. Then I want you to hang it somewhere visible. Then, whenever you feel the urge to shitpost, I want you to say "Thank you, Mother Reitia" out loud, and instead do 10 pushups.

So how does short MGs like gremlin, mouse, goblin, baphomet, ect. deal with their husbands towering over them? Surely neck problems must be prevalent among them along with insane amounts of arousal thinking about their husband just picking her up and fucking her

>>392310

Gremlins builds stilts, goblins and mice sit on the shoulders of each other and baphomet knocks him over with magic.

>>392310

In order:

-rocket boots

-just crawl up his chest

-leap onto his chest and latch there

-just ask oni-chan to be picked up

no shame to be found amongst them.

How long would it take a cupid to notice if someone switched her love arrows with regular arrows?

>>392316

Pretty quick i assume.

Why are smug monster girls so arousing?

>>392354

Because you have a femdom fetish

>>392365

Im a manticore fan so i guess that makes sense.

>>392316

You know what this sounds like a good idea for a fic

>Cupid’s friends prank her by switching her love arrows with real ones

>she doesn’t notice and takes them to work

>spots lonely man who looks like he is in need of a matchmaker

>shoots him in the leg

>blood squirts out

>Starts freaking out, takes the man home in a panic

>makes him stay at her place while he heals up (say she has angelic healing magic or some shit)

>initiate Florence Nightingale plot

We know there are rivalries between some mamono species (Kitsune and Danuki, Shogs and Kikis, etc.), but which species of mamono team up with other mamono?

>>392503

From what I can tell, aquatics are practically symbiotic by accident.

>>392503

i think tsurara-onara's could work as wingwomen for yeti's

>>392503

Cupids are pretty much tailor-made to give lonely mamono an assist.

Cheshires that actually do their job as wonderland guides will usually get their fellow wonderland residents husbandos by leading the men into them.

Been playing TF2 again and a thought came to mind. What would a monster girl version of TF2 be like?

>>392605

Scout: miniature horse centaur

Soldier: ocilomeh

Pyro: Anubis

Demoman: red oni

heavy: Minotaur

Engineer: dwarf

Medic: lich

Sniper: elf

Spy: mimic

>>392635

What are we (((Google)))?! Just look it up on the wiki or redux.

>>392718

Thanks for nothing, loser. Also redux is for fags

>>392635

OK, I looked and its all those plus Bacchus. And I'm sure more are coming

I have another question. Who are some of the best monstergirl artists to get commisions from? I want a picture of a harem, but those get expensive quick with so many characters. jaidenkaiba is the cheapest, but I don't really like the artstyle he has.

>>392796

>Doppelganger

THAT'S what it was, thank you, that's what I meant.

Personally, I think the dwarves need better representation in mge, they should be shortstacks, not lolis.

>>392621

>Pyro: Anubis

What's your reasoning for this one? Can't really see how she'd fit. An ignis or other fire based girl would probably be a better choice.

>>392796

The dwarf engi spends her time making craftwork sentries and dispensers to help her team.

The gremlin engi runs mini sentries and the frontier JUSTICE to cheese mini crits. She also fucks around with teleporters to trap people in corners or have them run off cliffs.

I wouldn't mind a greentext of monster girls playing TF2.

>>392820

i think we need more stories of monstergirls playing videogames in great detail either way.

>>392840

We need a story about a neet Oomukade rising up.