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40083e No.380623 [View All]

This is a thread for Writefags to tell a story describing a first date with a monstergirl waifu:

For example -

- who/what was she?

- how did they meet?

- how did they get the date?

- how was the date itself?

- what was the aftermath?

etc.

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035a21 No.381171

>>381170

>Should have been recipies.

Whose story are you talking about? Food preparation wasn't even in any of the stories.

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91ce69 No.381200

>>380765

A group of slender pettanko Yellow Jacket girls constantly bullying you for your food and invading your BBQ.

They wear actual yellow jackets like a girl gang and zip around fast.

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6c9418 No.381202

>>381171

I think he meant to type rephrased.

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82829c No.381271

File: f65908a08972831⋯.png (1.66 MB,818x938,409:469,0a09bb286798319db773710411….png)

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537fe4 No.381278

>>381271

Yeah that picture in the op was pretty nice.

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a9cfa9 No.381280

File: f798bc5ccf161f6⋯.jpg (77.85 KB,640x312,80:39,laughter from scientists.jpg)

>>381271

>>381278

>when_you_see_it.png

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537fe4 No.381283

>>381280

Ah ok not sure about the point of it but you are correct.

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606101 No.381331

>>381271

>mfw it's November 30th and someone says Christmas is soon

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035a21 No.381335

>>381331

This thread was started the twelfth, whom are you referring to?

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606101 No.381336

>>381335

Christmas thread

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53b789 No.381338

File: 383babf8576095e⋯.gif (1.21 MB,600x338,300:169,1544483475698.gif)

>>381283

Look at the dude in the top panel, leftmost guy

Compare the two now

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abd6dc No.381342

File: 0230f9d50ef3bdc⋯.jpg (6.27 KB,210x240,7:8,0230f9d50ef3bdcdd962a2eaaf….jpg)

>>380623

I don't know who the short one with the giant pitcher is, but I'm suddenly very interested in getting to know her.

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de5276 No.381353

File: 625c33a45fc8a98⋯.jpg (142.01 KB,890x310,89:31,Mirkwood_01.jpg)

>>381200

> your parents moved to the insect forest zone after they got married

> the land was cheap

> the neighbors are weird, but usually nice

> mostly insect monsters, obviously, with a smattering of other sylvan types

> there's a nice elf lady who likes to visit your mom and sew with her

> friendly deer centaur girl who gave all you kids rides when you were small enough

> your human best friend lives next door in his dryad mom's tree

> everything is pretty calm and pleasant

> or it would be if it weren't for the fucking yellow jackets

> turns out the land was cheap because nobody wants to live next to a crowded neighborhood of loud rednecks

> it's jug band music, moonshinin', and hootenannies 24/7 with those people

> they're always building things and abandoning them to rot after they get bored

> can't go for a hike without stumbling across the shell of a log cabin or a half built trebuchet

> the worst is the groups of young girls always zipping around in chaotic swarms

> they tend to calm down a bit after they get a man but before that forget it

> they're constantly fighting in crazy internecine conflicts which make no sense to outsiders

> groups with names like "The Golden Supreme Wizards" fight gangs like "The Screaming Death Wings" for territory and glory

> when they aren't doing that they're snooping around in everyone's business looking for 'filthy bee infiltrators'

> you'd hate them all if it wasn't for the girl next door

> her mom's kind of an outcast

> she apparently lost a fight to a bunch of bees a long time ago and mellowed out a lot, especially after her sweetheart rescued her from what sounds like a pretty sapphic experience

> doesn't fit in too well with the other yellow jackets anymore

> Bzz'kzzt'k took after her mother and was a kind, bookish girl

> (you usually refuse to pronounce that stupid buggy jibber jabber and just call her 'Lemonade', much to her irritation)

> spent a lot of lazy days happily playing with her

> you were pretty sweet on her

> once

> "Stay close Big Brother!"

> laugh and pat your little sister's head

> she's been walking you to school every day for a while now

> it's cute how she's so determined to protect you, even if she probably couldn't do much against a determined monster

> you just wish she didn't have good reason to be concerned

> as a virgin boy you're never really 'safe' from monster girls, but some times are worse than others

> around the age of high school graduation (barely legal boys!)

> late college age (for the sophisticates)

> 25 (desperately lonely Christmas Cake monster girls are almost unstoppable)

> you've heard horror stories of legendary 'wizard' monster girls and their terrible drive to claim a spouse but you aren't sure you believe them

> the punchline is that you're prime bait for monster girls right now and the forest seethes with their practically tangible lust

> speak of the devil, you hear the distinctive drone of insect wings

> in a twinkling you're surrounded by leering wasps

> your little sister steps in front of you protectively, "Buzz off, you damn nigger bees!"

> this elicits barks of derisive laughter, and one of them steps forward

> she's wearing the bright yellow leather jacket of an "Outlaw Doom Queen" and a confident sneer

> "What the heck do you want, Lemonade?" your little sister snarls

> Bzz'kzzt'k seems a little taken aback, whether from the old nickname or your sister's fierce demeanor you can't tell

> unfortunately she came prepared and starts to fiddle with a lighter, flicking it open and closed, occasionally stopping to look at the flame

< "What's the matter half pint? Can't I stop to talk to an old friend?"

> your little sister involuntarily shrinks back in fear

> when she bumps into you she instinctively hugs you, seeking comfort

< "Now why don't you be quiet and let the grown ups talk?"

> Bzz'kzzt'k looks at you the way a fat man on a diet looks at a grilled steak

< "The big barbecue's coming up. You're going to invite me as your date. Be sure to dress nice. It's gonna be real romantic."

> she turns and mugs for her fellow Doom Queens

< "Just make sure you pick an outfit that's easy to get out of!"

> they all laugh like it's the funniest joke in the world

> this is bullshit

> you try to comfort your sister as quiet rage burns in your heart

> you don't say anything

> you just coldly stare at your ex childhood friend

> when you were frightened as a child your Dad would always encourage you by joking that you have your mother's eyes, and that she has pretty scary eyes

> maybe he was right because Bzz'kzzt'k can't meet your gaze again

< "Haha, yeah well, don't forget. You're taking ME, boy."

> there's a whoosh of air and you're alone with your sister again

> fucking yellow jackets

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de5276 No.381354

File: f0db363263d85db⋯.jpg (101.12 KB,1024x660,256:165,22_8_2015__cobweb_in_the_m….jpg)

>>381353

> no matter how much you try to cheer her up your little sister is still glum when you get to school

> it's only natural for her to be afraid of fire but she reacted like a little kid and she's ashamed

> wish she wouldn't be

> don't grow up too fast lil sis…

> you best friend immediately sees how she's upset and guesses why

> or at least who

> he slams his fist into his palm, "Just say the word man. I'll get some people together to end this bullshit."

> he used to be kind of pudgy but ever since he started carrying his greenworm girlfriend everywhere he's really bulked up

> she keeps getting bigger and he keeps getting stronger

> "Tempting offer, but I have a plan. If you want to help there is something your girlfriend could get for me though."

> the caterpillar perched on his shoulders stops munching a head of lettuce long enough to give you a curious look

> you smile and ruffle your sister's hair, "Of course the most important part of the plan is Little Sis here."

> pretty good to see how excited and special that makes her feel

> this is a nice spot

> massive gnarled trees form a thick canopy far above your head

> it's dark and cool at ground level with little underbrush

> you feel pretty comfortable here, even if most people would experience a vague sense of dread

> not too many would be sharp enough to realize why

> you hear buzzing

> the Doom Queens are right on time

> about to find out how sharp they really are

< "I got your letter Anon. Nice to see you're finally starting to understand your place in the world."

> you smirk, "I lied in the letter. I wanted to see just how gullible you 'Dumb Queans' are."

> the buzzing stops

> might have actually surprised them with that

> wait till they see what comes next

> "I figured it would be pretty safe to jerk you around. Everybody knows yellow jackets are all talk."

> you think you can hear their teeth grinding from here

> "But to think you'd honestly believe I'd want to get with a nigger bee…"

< "GET HIM!"

> that did it

> you effortlessly leapfrog out of the way, climbing with shocking speed

> you've always been able to tell the sticky threads from the structural ones

> too bad they couldn't even see the web

> "OH-HO-HO-HO-HO~!"

> your sister descends from the tree on a single thread

> half a dozen yellow jackets struggle futilely, only managing to entangle themselves even further

> "Welcome to my parlor!"

> pretty sure she doesn't know what a parlor is but you let it go, she's obviously having a blast

> you help her thoroughly secure the panicked bug girls and set them up in an circle before grabbing Bzz'kzzt'k and leaving

> Bzz'kzzt'k has stopped struggling by the time you get home

> she's just drooling around her gag and staring at you apprehensively now

> a spark of hope kindles in her eyes when she sees your parents

> it dies when they pointedly ignore her

> Mom fusses with Dad's overcoat using her pedipalps and comments, "I hope little Inxena isn't being too hard on her new playmates."

> "Last I saw she was having a tea party and poking them with a stick if they disagreed with her propositions."

> "Propositions?"

> "Oh you know, 'Spiders are the best.', 'Spinning webs is cooler than flying.', 'Spidergirl would beat The Wasp in a fight.', that kind of thing."

> your Dad laughs, "Sounds like we'd better hurry up and rescue them! We'll text you when we get to your grandparents' house."

> then, after a final thumbs up from your Dad, you have the house to yourself for the night

> well, to yourself and your 'guest' anyway

> you lug her upstairs to your room

> the basement 'dungeon' would be better for this but it would be too creepy to do it where your parents fuck

> arrange her face down, ass up at the foot of your bed

> collar attached to a chain bolted to your bed frame goes around her neck

> affix spreader bar keeping her legs apart

> put her wrists in cuffs attached to the bar

> cap her stinger and tie it to the collar, forcing it into an uncomfortable arch

> once she's secure you start peeling off the spider silk

> and her clothes

> stop before you get to her gag

> she looks really pissed off

> pull up a chair and admire your handiwork

> she tries to stare you down but you just sit quietly for a long time

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de5276 No.381356

File: 294009d7454e0f5⋯.jpg (532.47 KB,1920x1079,1920:1079,anastasia-shiyankova-guerw….jpg)

>>381354

> her glare is starting to waver when you finally break the silence

> "Whatever happened to my friend Lemonade?"

> glaring intensifies

> "She was such a nice girl. Friendly, kind, considerate."

> if looks could kill

> "I was always secretly a little sweet on her. I always wished she'd say she liked me too."

> "But she never did."

> she tries to keep up her angry front but can't meet your eyes and looks away

> you gently hold her chin as you remove her gag, "Do you know why my friend Lemonade went away, Bzz'kzzt'k?"

> she still refuses to look you in the eye but you think you can see the beginnings of tears glistening in her eyes

> anger and sadness war in her voice

< "Maybe she didn't want to be a pathetic loser like her Mom. Maybe she wanted to be a REAL yellow jacket!"

> "Is a woman who married a wonderful man and created a loving home a loser?"

< "She's a weak, retiring, nonentity! She might as well be a bee! She fucked enough of them!"

> "Lemonade…"

< "She's used goods and a failure! A true hornet is strong and fierce! Everyone should be afraid of us! We're supposed to be in charge!"

> "I see."

> you stand up and retrieve something out of her restricted field of vision

> "I don't think that getting teased by bees who she attacked makes your Mom used goods, but I'm not going to argue the point."

> she struggles frantically as you walk up behind her and pause to look at her quivering and surprisingly dry sex

> "You do seem to find yourself in the same position though."

> you set two items down in front of her

> "Unlike your Mom, however, you're going to get a choice."

> you sit down again and point to the key

> "Say the word and I'll let you loose."

> she tries to say something but you cut her off

> "If you choose that then I never want to see you again. I don't like strident and aggressive girls. Plenty of guys do. Find one of them."

> you point to the jar, "This is high grade Alraune Nectar, courtesy of a papillon."

> her eyes widen in genuine terror

> given what happened to her mother and how she feels about it you might as well be threatening her with a jar of acid

> "If you choose to stay I'm going to keep you tied up and use this on you. I'll spend the night drowning you in pleasure and trying to fuck the bitch out of you."

> there's a pregnant pause before she responds

< "Are you trying to change me?!"

> "I'm asking you to choose who you want to be."

< "Fuck you! You don't get to tell me who to be!"

> "I'm only telling you I will never love a girl who thinks bullying my little sister makes her tough. If that's who you want to be then fine, you're free to go. You just can't be my girlfriend. It's not like I'm the only guy in the world."

> you try not to get your hopes up when you see the indecision in her face

> you stand and head to the door, "I'll give you some time to think it over."

> after a sandwich and a few rounds of playing "Monster Mania" you go back to your room

> to your shock the hornet girl is crying

> you rush to her side thinking that maybe the bondage is hurting her but she starts blubbering

< "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I just feel so angry all the time! I keep being so mean to everybody and I can't stop myself! Even Mommy and Daddy! Even the other hornet girls tell me to chill out but I can't!"

< "I was an outcast for so long. All the other hornets looked down on me because I was so meek. 'Takes after her mother' they said."

< "I don't know when I started overcompensating, but before I knew it I could only interact with people by being tough and mean. I finally had some respect! But I pushed so many people away… I don't think I have a single friend anymore. Just people who are intimidated by me…"

> she pleads with her eyes and implores you

< "Please punish me Anon. Please keep me tied up and fuck me until your friend Lemonade comes back."

> you and Lemonade are having a late breakfast when your family comes home

> Lemonade shifts awkwardly in your oversized t-shirt and self consciously fingers her collar as your parents take in the scene

> Dad just waggles his eyebrows and gives you another thumbs up

> Mom scuttles forward to give Lemonade a big hug and starts talking about meeting with Lemonade's parents to plan the official wedding ceremony

> little Inxena rolls her eyes and groans, "Geez big bro, you really couldn't do better than a jumped up fly?"

> "Hey! Be nice to your new sister-in-law!"

> Lemonade blushes as you reach across the table to squeeze her hand

> "You'll need to set a good example for your nieces and nephews."

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34f08c No.381384

>>381356

That was really good. I’m not usually one for insect girls but that was really good

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df607c No.381386

>Enjoying my day plowing the fields.

>Hear about nearby villages were destroyed.

>Pay it no mind, could be rumours that have gotten out of hand.

>Find stranger, a woman, collapsed in forest.

>Constantly calls out to her father.

>Feed her and house her

>Next morning she wakes up as I'm in the field.

>She's a dragon girl.

>Find out because she tries to kill me.

>We fight.

>I have a hoe, trying to fend off his ho.

>Hoe breaks.

>She hesitates in killing me.

>Eventually breaks down crying.

>Apparently my hero dad killed her dad.

>Invite for some tea inside.

Now we have seven children, or as she calls them, our seven treasures. I don't know… it just kind of happened.

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01a764 No.381387

>>381386

>>Apparently my hero dad killed her dad.

thats what's called a murder not a hero, m8

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89084f No.381389

>>381387

It's even worse than that in a monster girl world her dad would be a human dude not even a actual monster a hero would slay. His dad just murdered abother human and the order would call him a hero.

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3fecfd No.381405

written in like 5 minutes pls no bulli

>be a pilot

>flying back from a charter run to your base airfield

>the whole flight out ATC has been reporting traffic near you, but you've never gotten eyes on it

>supposedly it's the same radar return every time

>inb4 stalker gremlin with a stealth plane

>you shudder involuntarily

>the last leg of the flight is in uncontrolled airspace

>you keep your head on a swivel, looking for the mystery aircraft

>suddenly the plane lurches sideways

>wind fills your ears as you fight to keep the damn thing flying

>just as suddenly as it started, the wind dies down

>you turn to the right and see a lot of blue feathers

>wut

>in the copilot's seat sits a harpy, wearing nothing but an aviator's cap

>that would be the traffic ATC's been talking about then

>she must've opened the door from outside, somehow fighting the 80-knot relative wind

>this brings a whole new meaning to the term "birdstrike"

>the birb draws your attention to the altimeter

>it reads 5,500 feet

<"We're about to join the Mile High Club."

>she reaches over and activates the autopilot

>and then she grabs your control stick

>about an hour later the autopilot has directed you across the Canadian border

>intercepting leaf fighter jets arrive to see a blue birb practicing her stick-and-rudder skills on you

>you manage to tell them you've been hijacked

>more like she's hijacked your little airman

>the jets guide your airborne honeymoon to the nearest airstrip

>you somehow land the plane while getting road head (air head?)

>and then both of you get arrested

>luckily the judge is a hopeless romantic and she lets you both go

>and that's why your kids have dual citizenship

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66ed54 No.381406

>>381405

i guess this gives a second meaning to squawk 7500

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3fecfd No.381407

>>381406

I wanted to fit that joke in there but I didn't want to get too technical

>squawk 7500

<"Oh, one of us'll be squawking soon"

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198edd No.381410

File: de0b3167e62b446⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,11.79 KB,255x191,255:191,1f1c995648840be54596ba34c….jpeg)

>>381356

fantastic

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40083e No.381789

Could some writefag make a story about monstergirl speed dating?

Like, a guy answers an ad for speed dating monstergirls after giving up on human women, goes down to the restaurant where it's being held, and spends an hour with each girl, falling in love with the last one, and walking out of the place with her (to take her home with him).

Comedy, happy end.

Also every guy there winds up with the monfu of his dreams, and every monfu gets the guy she likes the best (the the whole thing is being run by an enterprising tanooki and her husband, who keeps her in check).

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71f289 No.381822

>>381789

>speed dating

That trash is for degenerate normalfags.

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91ce69 No.381826

>>381353

>>381353

That was great man, thanks for running with my offhanded comment.

Doom Queens Rule!

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a103d5 No.381843

>>381822 (Checked)

But anon, this is monster girl speed dating, which means it's actually speed happy and lifelong marriage commitment.

>>381789

I'll think about it.

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40083e No.381860

>>381822

I'm thinking of it as more of a scenario to quickly showcase a variety of different monstergirls in a scenario where they are forced into a traditional dating setting for lols and loves.

Remember when this board was all about those?

So put your /pol/ shit aside and just go with it.

Besides, it could be worse, and speed dating is a hell of a lot better than the most popular "dating" methods around today.

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00a356 No.382014

>>381389

He committed a mortal sin by willingly putting his dick in a monster.

The order had no choice but ti slay him.

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40083e No.383299

let's bump this thread up, because date threads are cute

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27c928 No.384186

File: 0245c223771d271⋯.png (Spoiler Image,448.33 KB,800x469,800:469,porn 97.5%.png)

So, is it okay to hold hands on the first date or should I wait for second?

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868cfc No.384195

>>384186

Only if you really care about her.

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4d7519 No.384334

>>384195

>implying you would date someone you don't care for

Degeneracy.

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e30330 No.384336

>>384334

On a first fucking date? You don't have to be head-over-heels for someone to ask them out on a first date, just somewhat interested. The point is to see if feelings are worth nurturing.

Which is why I say limit physical contact until you're sure you have feelings for her. Especially if she's a MG. (The restraint will likely be driving her utterly nuts)

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4de63d No.384349

>>384186

That's if she doesn't do it first. Can't trust those monsters after all, so watch out just in case she tries to do it in public.

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4d7519 No.384374

>>384336

>just somewhat interested

Dating random people in the hopes of developing feelings is pick-up culture. Hence

>Degeneracy

Don't date people you don't know well enough to have formed a connection.

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0f4e3c No.384375

>dating

>not telling everyone to sod off while you stay in your bunker

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b44e6a No.384378

>>384374

You can develop feelings that might not actually be very deep, anon. The purpose of dating in the first place is to determine how strong those feelings and that connection may be. Sometimes it isn’t as strong as you initially think. Stop being autistic.

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4f6b5b No.384381

>>384378

>dating

>not degenerate

Pick one. Also,

>not being an autist

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035a21 No.384383

Would you rather have her rape you?

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5884fd No.384386

>>384383

I'm a traditionalist if she's not your childhood friend a monster should stalk and rape her future husband.

Remember sex=marriage

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b44e6a No.384416

>>384381

>He doesn’t want to take his waifu on dates

Are you a faggot?

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cf81b1 No.384418

>>384381

>courting is degenerate because normalkikes use it for booty calls

anon pls

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40083e No.384516

Dating is a-ok, so long as sex (including all sex acts) only occurs after marriage, dates are for kissing, hugging, handholding, headpats, etc.

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40083e No.384517

>>384516

also, there is nothing degenerate about dating, it's how we determine compatibility as a couple, suitability for marriage, and become familiar with each other.

it also increases the bond between the two before marriage.

Having a mate be your girlfriend before a wife, is one of the most romantic, natural, and pure transitions ever.

What modern degenerates do is not dating, it's casual sex they rebranded with the dating name to make it seem less degenerate then it actually is to the people participating in it.

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2996e9 No.384524

>>380654

stop larping you homo

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222b6f No.384526

>>384524

What's he larping about?

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40083e No.384928

Here's a LARP for you:

I recently moved to a new place for my job

This is after the dimensions merged and the monsters began living among us, or us among them, depending upon the perspective

After a day of being sexually harassed all day by my new tanooki boss eager to promote me into being her "personal assistant" in exchange for a "secret project" (putting my privileged dick in her) I decide to cool off by looking for a gaming group online, as I was still big into tabletop.

It was a simple ting, monsters were monsters and were evil and ugly, and I had to slay them for a reward of cash, I decided on the classics- DnD.

I finally found one group that seemed completely serious and showed up early at the meeting, only to find that they had beaten me there.

it was at a restaurant and they had already ordered their food, they were all women, all monstergirls, there was a pair of groups, and they were playing against each other, to present the same story "from both sides", each size had it's dark and light equivalents, and here they are, in order of size:

a pixie and a sprite (sprite is basically a greenskin pixie, which is the stereotypical faerie, except these faeries are a lot bigger than typically depicted, still they are capable of flight)

a Hobbit and a Goblin

a Dwarf and an Orc (keep in mind that the name "dwarf" was given my the elves, and they had yet to meet humans at that time, so they are not that much shorter than humans)

A Lizardgirl and Dragongirl (one being more human, the other being more draconic, both carnivorous, cold-blooded, and scale-skinned females, but the lizardgirl was crocodilian, though more towards a gatorgirl, she was amphibious and heralding from the swamps, the other was the fire-breathing flying type that lives in mountainous caves coiled around a pile of treasure, the dragongirl had no legs, only a snakes tail, and had her scaly-yet-batlike wings for her arms, basically wyvern meets lamia, and closer to the original depiction of western dragons then to tolkein's smaug)

a Wood elf and a Blood elf (adopted because of their crimson hair and other reasons totally not related to WoW)

a High elf and a Night elf ("night elf" being a re-branding of "drow" that is completely original and not because they are also addicted to WoW)

and a Giant and a Troll (here trolls are basically a greenskin giant, which themselves are just larger humans, but not nearly as large as typically depicted, it would be better to describe them as mini-giants or amazons)

all of them were extremely attractive, and when I walked in i could tell that the feeling was mutual, they were all lusting over me the whole game, and I was to be the "prize" of their game.

I wanted out, but they decided to buy me food and drinks and generally fawn over me, what's more, they were all fun to hang with, and I had nothing else to do, or any food left at home, and because I didn't play along with miss nooki I wouldn't get paid till the end of the week, I just hoped I wouldn't be getting raped that night.

they played a campaign of a great war of the fae, between the lighter fae and the darker ones, they all played themselves, and chose their classes accordingly (the wood elf was a ranger, the high elf a mage, the hobbit a rogue, the dwarf a warrior, etc.)

I played the dungeon master, and I had a great time with the girls, despite the obvious flirting attempts that showed me what a lone female in a gaming group of horny men must feel like, but I enjoyed the free food and drinks (i kept my distance from alcohol, however, even though I now trusted them, as I had work the next day)

later, the orcess later offered to drive me home, it was raining out, and I took the bus, nothing happened, until the tires gave out, and that was how I wound up at her place and in her bed, while she slept on the couch, that was technically my first date with what would later become my wife.

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fdce12 No.395505

>>380623

>Number 65 or 63

god I wish that was me

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7b4b06 No.395568

>>380787

very good

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