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78d0c0 (11)  No.367441[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

ITT unfair advantages.

Obligatory headpats. Wankos can't resist.

78d0c0 (11)  No.367442

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78d0c0 (11)  No.367443

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Remote control for the air conditioner.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367444

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You've hired a personal 5-star chef to work in your kitchen.

The chef is a ghost.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367445

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78d0c0 (11)  No.367446>>367447 >>367831

Convincing her to get a job waiting tables.

Because she'll be getting tipped all the time.


3509dc (1)  No.367447>>367461

>>367446

You should be shot for that pun carlos.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367448

Not living anywhere near the beach.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367451

Nobody sees her like you do.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367452

Dehumidifier.


78d0c0 (11)  No.367453

Cordless hair dryer.


3cd962 (3)  No.367461>>367463

>>367447

Don't have a cow, man


78d0c0 (11)  No.367463>>367483 >>367515

>>367461

I'm mooved by your sentiment - this feeling is just bovine.


49cef4 (1)  No.367467

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Owning physical property and firearms while growing your own food.


58237d (2)  No.367471>>367495

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Tiny doors


a7bb37 (1)  No.367475

Existing


03e894 (1)  No.367483>>367515 >>367831

>>367463

Now, now. Let's not cry over spilt milk.


596263 (2)  No.367495>>367500

>>367471

>Tiny door

>Just busts through the wall

Oh yeah.


ca8dd9 (1)  No.367500>>367506

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>>367495

>Oh yeah.

I think you mean

>OH YEAH!


6a7f4e (2)  No.367506>>367507

>>367500

>A oni is a drink in the 2d world


6a7f4e (2)  No.367507

>>367506

Mascot


b0b642 (1)  No.367515>>367535 >>367831

>>367483

>>367463

I don't have much beef in this conflict but let's try cutting the bull here.


d80389 (1)  No.367531

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dangerous blowjobs


3cd962 (3)  No.367535>>367538 >>367831

>>367515

Nah, I'd say it's time to grab the bull by the horns.


bf17b4 (1)  No.367538>>367559 >>367831

>>367535

Are you saying we should steer the conversation in a different direction. It's been udderly off topic, but I suppose as long as it isn't herding anyone that it's fine.


3cd962 (3)  No.367559>>367562 >>367831

>>367538

The milk will probably curdle if we spend too much time chewing the cud about this.

Surprised there hasn't been any centaurs mentioned here, but it would probably make some anons here unstable.


d911b2 (1)  No.367562>>367831

>>367559

Stop horsing around with this bullshit! Seriously, you guys drive me buck wild with all this off-topic talk. I'm taking the reins now and steering this discussion back on topic. Stop being so hamfisted about your puns , you damn burgers.

As for unfair advantages, we can reach the top shelves.


58237d (2)  No.367567>>367619 >>367724 >>367736

Glass doors and pools


596263 (2)  No.367619>>367696 >>367722

>>367567

>Has to watch you go outside to interact with that dangerous mail carrier catgirl


a29af0 (1)  No.367696

>>367619

>mail carrier catgirl

Could not be any more hellhound-bait if she was holding a giant steak.


41d6a8 (1)  No.367722

>>367619

Won't mail carriers be squirrelgirls instead?


ad8723 (1)  No.367724

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>367567

>Glass door


a1c386 (1)  No.367728

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Kikimoras can't resist holding hands and showing it off.


5f5603 (1)  No.367736

>>367567

sometimes stairs


a7b6fe (1)  No.367821>>367822

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She was born to late, Nikolai Tesla would've married wan and grown old with wan.


f64b75 (1)  No.367822>>367828

>>367821

But Tesla preferred birds as pets. If anything, a Thunderbird would have been his preferred Mamono.


b16db1 (1)  No.367828>>368210

>>367822

Didn't Tesla prefer more demure girls, though? In that case I don't think thunderbirds OR raijus would have fit his tastes, or gremlins either for that matter.


ec3029 (2)  No.367831>>367832

>>367446

>>367483

>>367515

>>367535

Aposable thumbs

>>367538

>>367559

>>367562

>All these crummy puns.

You should all be shot.


ec3029 (2)  No.367832

>>367831

Ignore the aposable thumbs


f267b9 (1)  No.368210>>368283

>>367828

>day 10

>ever since those portals opened the progress on my experiments have been strongly hindered, I'm afraid of what will be of mine experiments

>day 30

>At last my ideas seemed to bear fruit, I'll start experimenting next week. If all goes well I expect to finish it within the next five years.

>However I do worry about my current laboratory. It's cheap and wide, however I've been having certain electric problems, along with a certain odd colored plumage around the outside. I wonder if some bird set up nest here, it would be nice if it were so.

>day 34

>It has not even reached its third month, yet the creatures that came from beyond the portal seemed to have mostly settled in. It seems they are all female and they look mostly like a common person, albeit with certain inhuman features that vary from one another, perhaps there are different species of such?

>The government seems to be worried about the imminent populationa boom, though I have never been one for politics. I only lament the unchaste behavior that seems to plague most of the girls, the behavior which seems to be spreading to human women as well.

>In any case, it seems there's a shipment of copper soon to arrive, the copper coils I need will take but few weeks to be made.

>day 52

>I went to check on the machinist today, on my way there I was harassed by this creature, she had the torso of a human, but claws and wings of a bird. I can not lie to myself, but I was not as repulsed by this girls as I generally am for these inhuman creatures. Still, her uncouth behavior left me no choice, I backhanded her cheek and strongly reprimanded her behavior. She seemed to be taken aback at first, but soon apologized with tears in eyes, I've never in my life seen such a quick change of emotion, much less one as genuine as hers. I had to leave in a hurry since I was already late. It saddens me, but perhaps it was for the best.

>At least the copper coils I've gotten my hands on seem to be of good quality. Their conductivity is miles above that of the impure copper coils I once had to use. I feel I'll achieve good results with this.

>day 65

>Today I received an unusual visit, the girl who had previously harassed me before knocked on my laboratory's door.

>She immediately apologized for her behavior and kept doing so to the point where it almost embarrassed me. I let her in and we talked over a cup of coffee. She clumsily drank from the cup using both wings to hold it in place, though I feared for my cup the behavior was something new to observe, and it did emit a rather feminine charm of the likes you wouldn't see elsewhere. From my previous encounter it appeared as if her claws were more agile, but perhaps she didn't want to grab the cup with her feet, if they were even considered feet, as to not seem rude.

>We did talk. Unfortunately, her head was as light as her small frame looked, she understood naught, yet she did seemed strangely invested in my theoretical talk, perhaps even more than fellow scientists which actually understood it.

>I also did notice her clothes were more modest than the ones she wore when we first met. Perhaps she had a change of heart.

>We wound up talking the whole evening, we only stopped when she excused herself and left, saying a sentence that could be interpreted as an invitation. I did not get anything done this day, however I do admit it was rather soothing. A break like this every once in a while does not seem that bad.

>Day 66

>Today was a good day, I got a surprisingly amount of work done today, perhaps the time frame of five years was too hasty, I might even make it three.

>I believe it was due to yesterday's rest. I wonder if I should take that girl out to a concert some time, however I do now notice that I forgot to even ask her name, much less her address. I guess I'll just wait and see if she comes around.

>day 75

>Today the girl came by. I was rather short on time, so I had to send her back home, but I did manage to invite her to a play in the coming week. To my delight she accepted my invitation.

>The play was recommended to me by a friend, I hope it will be to her taste.

I want to end this greentext in marriage but I have no idea how to continue.


5364f3 (1)  No.368283

>>368210

Just keep going. You've got a play to describe, after all, and a night after that.




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