[–]▶ 7f2bd0 (1) No.366619>>366634 >>366670 >>366687 >>366702 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Your waifu is real. Your entire life sadly isn't. She's a nice girl, but she's insecure about her squid looking body and would rather create a fake life for you than to reveal her true form.
>tfw you're a living pylon for your a.i waifu that dictates what is and isn't.
>lewd dreams
Her
>casual sex
All her
>jacking off
that's just you, she watches though.
>tulpas
Your autism was so strong you made her glitch.
▶ e8cb59 (1) No.366622
I don't think I could handle my waifu having shit taste.
▶ a7a62d (1) No.366628>>366671 >>366702
>>366625
Tulpa waifus are gay as shit too since they're just splinters of your main personality.
▶ d2c202 (1) No.366629>>366702
▶ ef4053 (1) No.366634>>366702
>>366619 (OP)
>tulpas
Ok , OP. We see how it is.
▶ 51772d (3) No.366670>>366675 >>366686 >>366922
>>366619 (OP)
>Monika
>Dicky Dicky Clit Club
>Bringing that awful “le spoopy creepypasta glitching” “game” here
Op at this point just delete the thread and remove the tulpa and monika aspect entirely, or suffer this turning into a dubs thread
Btw check my digits
▶ f81132 (1) No.366671>>366698 >>366702
>>366628
tulpas were made by some british 3dpd, its not even fucking buddist.
▶ 3fe912 (1) No.366686>>366687 >>366922
>>366670
>>366675
You guys are terrible at this
▶ 926cfa (1) No.366687
>>366686
>not even off by one
Et tu, brute?
>>366619 (OP)
>insecure about her squid looking body
But why? Kraken a best. This is an objective fact.
>monika
Is a good girl who deserves love. If she'd just given herself a route from the get go we'd all be fine.
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366698
>>366671
It wasn't made up by the woman herself, she wrote down what she was told by Tibetan monks. Though she chose to write "sprul pa" as "tulpa" so I'm not sure how much else was lost in translation.
▶ 4aef80 (1) No.366702>>366705 >>366706 >>366710 >>366711
>>366619 (OP)
This sounds like an interesting concept for writefaggotry. The waifu being so anxious and self-aware over her eldritch form, that she decides to inhabit your mind as a spirit. It'd be fun for shenanigans before she finally gets over her embarassment and reveals her true form.
>>366625
>>366628
>>366629
>>366634
What do you retards think Emile and Annabelle were? They were external spirits that inhabited their hosts' minds, becoming tulpas as a result.
>>366671
The bitch reported on it and brought the idea over to the West, where it evolved to its modern form. She never came up with the idea.
▶ 51772d (3) No.366705>>366709
>>366702
>Actually believing the Doll Anon rp
>Not using suspension of disbelief to enjoy it even though it’s fake
Anon if you really wanna get psychosis so you can have hallucinations of your waifu just take LSD instead. It’s better than giving yourself schizophrenia atleast.
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366706>>366711
>>366702
>becoming tulpas
Annabelle stayed in her box/doll, at what point did she ever enter anyone's mind or even body? As for Emile, she can't rightfully be called a tulpa just for entering Dollanon's body and communicating with him, she didn't become part of his own brain/soul or anything like that.
>The bitch reported on it and brought the idea over to the West, where it evolved to its modern form. She never came up with the idea.
On the subject of that, how true is it that certain Roman philosophers had a similar concept and that Jesuits sometimes accidentally give themselves Jesus tulpas from meditating too hard on the way they're encouraged to pray (being told to imagine directly communicating with Jesus/imagining all one's senses in that imagination)?
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366709>>366710
>>366705
Dissociative identity disorder=/=schizophrenia.
▶ 69e0f0 (1) No.366710
>>366702
>What do you retards think Emile and Annabelle were?
Attention whores and suckers who fell for it.
>>366709
Close enough. They're both crazy.
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366711>>366712 >>366867
>>366706
>>366702
Also, on another note, why mention Annabelle instead of Elkah? Is it just that people tend to not remember her name as much?
▶ 8cebe3 (1) No.366712>>366713
>>366711
Because that was a load of shit, too.
Dreams don't give you waifus. People don't dream anyway. He was just an attention whores who scrammed after people caught on, same as anyone else who said they had a waifu.
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366713>>366715
>>366712
>who scrammed after people caught on
That wasn't how it went down at all, people kept thinking it was just him having dreams that didn't really mean anything and trying to say what would actually happen mindwise given that it was a dream, and then the opposite of their predictions kept occurring. He seemed to scram more because he felt a bit bad about openly telling some of the details of the dreams without asking his waifu's permission first.
https://archive.is/rbTyL
>>>366712
>People don't dream anyway.
>"lmao dreams are a myth, fam"
wew
▶ 1bacb3 (1) No.366715>>366717
>>366713
Show me someone who had dreams and I'll show you a liar.
All the stuff about dreams, meditation, and seeing stuff is all bullshit to help losers stroke their e-cock.
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366717>>366718
>>366715
So what happens to you when you sleep then?
▶ d53511 (3) No.366718>>366719
>>366717
I go to sleep, then wake up 6-8 hours later. Same as anyone.
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366719>>366721
>>366718
But how can you prove to use that you DON'T dream?
▶ d53511 (3) No.366721>>366723
>>366719
Because I see nothing during this time. Same as anyone else.
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366723>>366724
>>366721
>it doesn't happen to me
>therefore it must not happen to everyone else
Come back when you've graduated kindergarten.
▶ d53511 (3) No.366724>>366726 >>366727 >>366732 >>366739
>>366723
Come back when you're not full of shit.
Prove that dreams are real, then. Prove that they aren't just chumps making up stories.
▶ 5f3c42 (1) No.366725
I can't wait til all the summerkiddies leave
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366726>>366728
>>366724
>Criticizes the other side for using anecdotal evidence
>has nothing but anecdotal evidence himself
▶ 9b1e8e (4) No.366727
>>366724
You were my dream, anon.
▶ 263494 (1) No.366728
>>366726
You still haven't proved dreams are real. :^)
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366729>>366730 >>366731
>366728
>:^)
You have to go back.
▶ 1c3cfa (1) No.366730
>>366729
>He doesn't recognized that's been used for shitposting here for a long time.
You go back, newfag.
▶ 9b1e8e (4) No.366731
>>366729
Back to where, the rest of the imageboard?
hownu.ru
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366732
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>366724
Fucking destroyed.
▶ 25d995 (2) No.366739>>366740
>>366724
You sure you don't have damage to your parietal lobe? Also, it's well known that not all people dream. If you aren't one of them. that doesn't mean other people don't. The empirically observed association between REM sleep and dreaming is a strong indication that the "awake-like" state of the brain during REM sleep is experienced as a dream.
This is basic shit man. Read a fucking book or something.
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366740>>366741 >>366742 >>366808
>>366739
>Neil deGrasse Tyson
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366741>>366808
>>366740
>Yukkuri Cheshire
Delet this immediately, /monster/ is a plushire board.
▶ 25d995 (2) No.366742
>>366740
I'll bet you have brain damage too
▶ 51772d (3) No.366808
>>366741
>>366740
I would prefer if /monster/ was neither of those things thank you.
▶ 30de7b (8) No.366826
>>366820
I'd restore her smile.
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366855
>>366820
What a fun miracle this thread turned out to be.
▶ e04b4f (1) No.366862
>>366820
The ability to turn shit into gold here is almost frightening. I feel bad for the dreamless autist tho who can't know such joys
▶ 417e08 (8) No.366867
>>366820
Come to think of it, do you think you could give us a pic of what Nightmare Robot's waifu Elkah looked like? If you check the archive of the thread here: https://archive.is/rbTyL
then he notes the following:
>she has black horse fur rather than the purple that KC's nightmare has
>the hair on her head is red
>she has emerald green nightvision eyes like in: >>366711
>D cup breasts
>her tail is the same color as her headhair color
>she's worn a hoodie in a number of his dreams
Given that it was a robot who waifued her, and it was around the same time as when pic related happened, you could have her drinking a cup of hot cocoa or something.
▶ ec6fae (1) No.366922
>>366670
>>366675
>>366686
you niggers are like children
watch this
▶ 100897 (1) No.366993
bringing this thread back on track