/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>351836

Would you create enough volcanoes in part of Antarctica with your lava golem waifu and use the rise in temperature from sustained but controlled eruptions to make it habitable?

>>351837

Not a bad idea. Perhaps I'd also dick her so regularly she ends up producing excess magma - i.e. a free and replenishable power source for our home.

>>351839

It could also provide hot springs in the process.

>>351837

Wouldn’t that fuck over the environment?

>>351853

Depends. Antarctica does already have volcanoes of its own.

>>351836

Wan to bet?

I don't have a plantfu, I came into this thread under the impression it was about monstergirl "landscaping". In that case, I have to admit a preference for a trimmed down patch, I think it's cute. I was gonna post some plantgirls to stay on-topic, but realized I have zero saved.

>>353268

I dunno anon. Some of the mountains on Hawaii have snow on them if you go up high enough, and there are even four goddesses of snow in Hawaiian myth that might have been able to intervene.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poli%CA%BBahu

>>353365

lel, you pissed off a goddess.

Keel going. I want to see what fire thot would be like completely anal annihilated

>>353370

I think the best way for us to make her madder right now is to give more attention to Poli'ahu. She could use some OC of her.

>>353413

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38087728/new-kilauea-eruption-triggers-house-fires-as-hundreds-evacuate-area

>Massive 6.9-magnitude quake rocks Big Island as eruption continues

This seems to have been in the afternoon, but fuck, it's gotten even worse.

>>353447

>>353365

Wait.

>rereading the articles, the eruption actually started Thursday evening rather than Friday morning

It was even sooner of a reaction than I thought it was.

>>353447

Let's add some more fuel to this fire. :^)

QT FROST GODDESS > STUPID DUMB FIRE THOT

I bet Pele is into NTR and open relationships to boot.

>>353449

I'm kinda wondering if we should go and start a thread on Hawaiian monster girls.

It might be nice to talk about what the mo'o or a menehune might be like as monster girls. A tol shiny black freshwater lizardgrill and a bushy-eyebrowed, big-eared mischievous architect variation of dwarves both sound appealing.

>>353453

What a jealous thot

>/monster/, not satisfied with waking an ancient Egyptian goddess, a Venetian Goddess, a spider demigoddess, and continuing to give power to the daughter of Nergal, starts bullying a Volcano Goddess after she blows up Hawaii

You cunts are fucking tops.

>>353478

Thotcano deserved it.

>>353478

Yep. And we're going to give Poli'ahu some energy too.

>>353484

>dem thighs

10/10 would lay my head upon after a hard day.

polite sage for off-topic

>>353516

Damn son, her booty really is blasted.

>>353516

Wew lad. Pele confirmed for not being able to handle bantz. I bet Poli'ahu can take bantz and dish them out too.

Man, how much of a loser goddess do you have to be to keep getting assblasted by a Taiwanese cave scratch appreciation site?

https://sacredmaunakea.wordpress.com/2014/10/23/pele-and-poliahu/

>There are four maidens with white mantles in the mythology of the Hawaiians. They are all queens of beauty, full of wit and wisdom, lovers of adventure, and enemies of Pele, the goddess of volcanoes. They embody the mythical ideas of eternal warfare between heat and cold, fire and frost, burning lava and stony ice. They rule the mountains north of Kilauea and dwell in the cloud-capped summits. They clothe themselves against the bitter cold with snow-mantles. They all have the power of laying aside the white garment and taking in its place clothes made from the golden sunshine.

So according to this, along with the snowy white mantle Poli'ahu normally wears, she can also wear sunshine. Imagine how brilliantly radiant her ice sculpture of a body would look like wearing that.

>>353521

Poli'ahu confirmed for aesthetic Goddess.

Pele confirmed for worst girl

>>353524

Poli'ahu is Hawaiian Ice, but is she Hawaiian Shaved Ice?

>>353587

No

>>353587

I think it's about my post here: >>353516

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/05/06/a-very-fast-moving-situation-lava-shoots-through-hawaii-neighborhood-as-new-fissures-form/?utm_term=.ff1009661ce9

https://archive.is/lKaAE

Alright, this is getting a little ridiculous. Let's start giving Poli'ahu more of our energy so that we can see an absurd miracle happen like snow putting all of this out.

>>353642

Umm, anon, I don't think Poli'ahu has any authority over that region.

>>353645

Probably not, but the stories about Poli'ahu and Pele do consist of them meeting at times.

>>353663

I'm not telling anyone to give Pele mercy, but I am saying we should make Poli'ahu strong enough to beat her.

>>353709

Well, it's a start. I'd really like it if we had an ice-sculpture like depiction of her though. One that really does make her seem like the most beautiful goddess of Hawaii, and with her wearing her snowy white mantle. And possibly also with a bikini of sunlight underneath. It'd fit well with the descriptions of her.

>>351836

I wouldn't mind being the virgin sacrifice to a volcano if this was the end result.

>>353714

Pele detected

>>353714

>J-just throw a doe-eyed shota into the volcano, fellow haole!

>m-me? Pele? Why would you think that?

>>353709

Why though? The world deserves to burn.

>>353675

Why? The world must burn. It's disgusting filth and nothing ever gets better.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/05/08/why-cant-we-just-soak-hawaii-lava-flow-water-stop/589382002/

>"The highest-profile time that authorities successfully diverted a lava flow was for a slow-moving flow in Iceland threatening a harbor. For five months in 1973, workers doused the front of the flow with ice-cold seawater until it ground to a halt. That effort required 1.5 billion gallons of water."

>the most significant time anyone stopped lava, ice was involved

Is this a sign of things to come?

>>353983

Get enough people to pray to Poli'ahu, anon. She will instantly dump 1.5 billion gallons of snow onto the volcano, like in: >>353979

>>353985

Anon, I live in Chile, this shouldn't affect my little part of the globe

Please be only a coincidence

>>353986

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/943876/Chile-volcano-eruption-Nevados-de-Chillan-alert

Is this the one that reactivated? Maybe Poli'ahu can ask some nice cherruve girls to help you out. Comets are partly made of ice, after all.

>>353987

Actually there are 2 thar reactivated, Osorno and the one that you linked (Chillan), Osorno is on yellow alert and orange for Nevados de Chillan, and I live near Osorno

Hold me /monster/, I'm worried

>>353990

If we can get Poli'ahu OC in the nick of time, there may just be hope for you yet, anon.

>>351837

Antarctica already has volcanoes and to some it's already habitable, so no. One of the volcanoes spits out gold.

>>353983

Get in faggot, we're waking up Gods with bulli and headpats

>>354006

>spits out gold

I thought Antarctica was only currently confirmed to have plenty of diamonds, not gold.

>>354176

ANALLY ANNIHILATED

>>354761

What do you mean, there's some kind of evidence that the earthquakes will be redirected all the way over to California?

>>354765

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunami#Landslides

>>354761

Wait a sec.

>a couple earthquakes at Mauna Kea in the past 2 days

Is Pele attempting to invade Poli'ahu's territory now?

>>354772

I want to see a fight between them culminate in all the earthquakes getting PUSHED over to San Fran.

Damnit /monster/ why is it whenever I'm around nothing seems to happen. But when I leave for a little bit yall start fucking with reality? Now Ebola chan is back for another round in Africaand soon the world once her wings come in and you now have pissed off a Hawaiian volcanoe goddess.

>>354897

How long were you even gone?

>>354761

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/960533/Hawaii-volcano-eruption-Kilauea-US-West-Coast-USGS-Cascades-latest-Mount-Rainier-video

>HAWAII volcano Kilauea has sparked fears of a possible destructive eruption of 13 volcanic peaks across the US West Coast as experts warn 50 volcanoes on the Ring of Fire could be on the brink of explosion.

Damn, you were actually right. I wonder how the Chilebro in this thread is doing.

>>355020

Thotcano is assmad

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/many-hawaiians-accept-their-fate-at-the-hands-of-a-fire-land-devouring-goddess-amid-kilauea-eruptions/70004932

http://www.khon2.com/news/local-news/cultural-practitioner-performs-oli-chant-in-honor-of-goddess-pele/1184204008

Fucking idiots trying to appease or accept the thot. How do we increase Poli'ahu worship?

>>355496

Pray for snow. Lots of it. Interestingly, volcanic activity is supposed to increase going into an ice age.

>>355500

Hopefully someone in the drawthread finally fulfills my request: >>353771

>>355500

isn't this because of the ash clogging up the atmosphere preventing the sun from heating the earth up which then decreases the temperature. Hopefully we get an ice age I'm sick of this dying and decrypt world

>>355503

That is my understanding. It is supposed to be one of the big volcanoes erupting that immediately precedes an ice age for that reason. Yellowstone is supposed to blow at any moment, according to its schedule, and I don't think people really know much about the other one because it is in a frozen wasteland.

>>355594

iirc there is also a volcano like that in New Zealand. So us getting into another ice age not only solves our epidemic but also will bring about truly terrible times. Our civilization will crumble during an ice age.

>>355608

>/pol/ worshiped Ice Age-Chan and got jack shit

>/monster/ finds Poli'ahu and ushers in a second Ice Age

>Make a hawaii volcano goddess so butthurt she erupts other volcanoes

>Leading to the best goddess to fix the asspain by Ice Age

>Earth becomes beautiful again

All because we bullied a lava thot

>>355610

Poli'ahu is getting to be pretty top tier in our pantheon, maybe even right under Ammit's "Got Guts Off the Boat and Brought Liru Back to Life in the Same Week" tier.

http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/20/hawaii-news/a-big-island-family-finds-tutu-pele-terrifying-but-merciful/

>“I don’t know where is safe on the earth, but I think Pele, she has mercy,” she said. “We’re still alive. We lost stuff, but we can acquire things as long as we have life. I don’t blame Pele at all. It’s her land anyway, we’re just living here while we can.”

tippity top soy

>>355610

Even the earth wants niggers dead.

>>355834

These are fun edits.

>>355899

With nice dubs too

>>355901

Now we just need to use truthful Poli'ahu propaganda get the kilauea population of hawaii to stop being cucks for Pele and turn over to Poli'ahu and Ammitism, causing a jump-start in Hawaiian nationalism that secedes the blue state of Hawaii from the US so that the native hawaiian population can massacre the leftists infesting them while pursuing their own sovereignty once more while also causing hawaii's remaining active volcanoes to all go dormant.

>>354026

Look up Mount Erebus and it spits out tiny crystals of metallic gold.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/pac/hlov/hlov14.htm

Some info on Poli'ahu and her sisters.

http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38346982/where-pele-first-visited-residents-react-to-the-loss-of-a-400-year-old-lake-due-to-lava

>getting so mad you permanently evaporate the lake you were said to have first bathed in when you reached Hawaii

Is there any end to how ridiculous this will get? Not to mention that, along with Chilebro's worries, there was that recent eruption in Guatemala too.

>>357953

>Ka Wai

>in contrast to beings that make anime real, Pele stops anime from being real anymore

How PD can one 3D get?

>>357986

PELE GOING FULL FEMINAZI OVER RETARDED SHITPOSTS

HOW LONG TILL SHE STARTS LICKING HER OWN HAIRY ARMPITS TO FIGHT SHITPOSTS

Pele, could you please make up with Poli'ahu? You could be besties with those powers. I mean there wouldn't be any men to fight over if your lava never cooled, and no tree to grab fruit off of if things weren't always so warm but froze.

Simmer down, and she might stop being so frigid. Be the bigger goddess?

>>358026

Sorry anon, but Pele has already been too far gone for a long time. The only hope now is for followers of Poli'ahu to win against those who cuck for Pele.

>>358031

>Her spirit lives in lava now, meaning she can only hide her true form for so long.

No wonder someone managed to get these pics of her: >>353367

If only we could get some kind of picture of Poli'ahu.

http://www.hawaiiancollectiblemenehunedolls.com/blog/poliahu-hawaiian-snow-goddess-of-mauna-kea/

>Her serene, gentle Mana (spiritual energy) is like the caress of a soft, pure, white snow blanket.

>Connect with Poli’ahu’s Mana and learn how to be victorious over all of life’s challenges by caressing them with tenderness and stillness.

Looks like Poli'ahu's Mamono Mana confirms her to be a very tender, gentle lover.

Some other interesting stuff:

https://www.amazon.com/Menehune-Mana-Spiritual-Essence-Hawaii-ebook/dp/B00AJXV1VK

We're really going to need a menehune monster girl soon.

http://www.hawaiiancollectiblemenehunedolls.com/blog/hee-holua-riding-the-waves-of-pele/

Also, according to this, the sledrace Poli'ahu had against Pele wasn't a normal race on snow, but a lava sledrace, utterly proving Poli'ahu's superiority over fire.

>>357930

Volcanoes have done jack of shit as of late, thankfully, last time an eruption happened a good chunk of the region was covered in ash

Can't say the same for Guatemala, they got fucked over really hard, first the ash killed a good portion of the flora & fauna, and the lava killed dozens of people and burned a ton of houses

>>353979

Fuck, I only just noticed I didn't offer the right link the first time, and when I went back to find the real link it turns out it's no longer around. But I luckily found ONE saved copy of it on waybackmachine.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170913231530/https://indiancountrymedianetwork.com/history/sacred-places/a-july-snowstorm-in-hawaii-the-mountain-answers-protectors-prayers/

Kilauea's summit crater has collapsed this morning, Pele is practically caving in on herself now.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/979503/hawaii-volcano-eruption-update-aerial-pictures-crater-collapse-earthquake-kilauea

Seems like there are cracks forming along the volcano now, too.

Other news:

Aside from the lake she filled in before, Pele has filled in a bay.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/06/06/hawaii-volcano-kapoho-bay-never-cute-little-bay-again/676416002/

Pele is tearing her hair out.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/30/hawaii-volcano-pele-hair-falling-sky/655812002/

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/974922/hawaii-volcano-eruption-golden-hair-peles-hair-kilauea-eruption-latest

>>360953

>>360960

Man, how much of a dumb thot do you have to be to seriously do all that?

I wonder how many deities and other folks are laughing at her stupid ass?

>>360987

Sadly, a lot of Hawaiians do still think well of Pele. Are there any good places where we can mock them for their cuckery and call Pele a thot some more while praising Poli'ahu?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/983642/hawaii-volcano-eruption-lava-kilauea-big-island-USGS

https://archive.is/nUB4U

>"Hawaii volcano eruption creates 555 acres of new land as Big Island becomes BIGGER"

Pele forgot about the principle of equivalent exchange.

>>362097

Her turds clogged up the volcanic toilet

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2018/07/08/hawaii-grows-lava-from-the-kilauea-volcano-eruption-flows-to-the-ocean/#775dd6026854

>all this new land becomes available

>Hawaiian government immediately grabs it for its own instead of making it available to citizens

>>362703

War

>>351836

HOT

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/989159/hawaii-volcano-eruption-mount-kilauea-second-explosion-summit-crater-earthquake

>The lava has been spreading across the island, making its way towards the Pacific Ocean where, upon contact with sea water, produces a corrosive and harmful gas called laze, which can cause lung collapse, respiratory problems and serious health issues.

She's gone from toxic sharts to having an asthma attack.

>>363637

She's ignoring the shitty smell.

http://www.bigislandvideonews.com/2018/08/05/eruption-changes-summit-seismicity-fissure-8-lava-output-decreases/

Huh, the lava is actually decreasing now.

Pele has been running out of steam lately. If we call her a thot again, will she erupt once more?