b20629 No.351831
To those who have plant life and/or earth-related waifus who they could conceivably strongly change the environment with by giving them enough semen, what are all the fun projects you'd try to make with her? What farms/parks/golf courses/entirely new islands and mountains/etc. would you want to build with her and what would they be like? Or would you prefer to use her powers more exclusively for some kind of self-reliant lifestyle?
a8a877 No.351836
YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A VOLCANO
b20629 No.351837
>>351836
Would you create enough volcanoes in part of Antarctica with your lava golem waifu and use the rise in temperature from sustained but controlled eruptions to make it habitable?
c80175 No.351839
>>351837
Not a bad idea. Perhaps I'd also dick her so regularly she ends up producing excess magma - i.e. a free and replenishable power source for our home.
b20629 No.351852
>>351839
It could also provide hot springs in the process.
b0cd51 No.351853
>>351837
Wouldn’t that fuck over the environment?
b20629 No.351854
>>351853
Depends. Antarctica does already have volcanoes of its own.
cfda69 No.353248
a28761 No.353268
>go to Hawaii
>climb up the mountain to fuck a volcano girl
>killed before I can even get close because the steam emanating off the magma is hot enough to melt my skin off
>die and don't even get to dick a volcano girl
2e8ec8 No.353275
I don't have a plantfu, I came into this thread under the impression it was about monstergirl "landscaping". In that case, I have to admit a preference for a trimmed down patch, I think it's cute. I was gonna post some plantgirls to stay on-topic, but realized I have zero saved.
8f0ee9 No.353276
I'm a terrible haremfag and love the gnome and undine. Not a big fan of fire elementals but the lava golem is pretty great.
5f8cda No.353299
>>353268
I dunno anon. Some of the mountains on Hawaii have snow on them if you go up high enough, and there are even four goddesses of snow in Hawaiian myth that might have been able to intervene.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poli%CA%BBahu
5f8cda No.353301
>>353268
>>353299
Guys, on further research I might have discovered that Poli'ahu is honestly a really great goddess and even heavily relates to this thread as a great terraformer herself.
>said to be Hawaii's most beautiful goddess
>greatly anti-ntr, as when she found out her lover was betrothed to a princess of Hawaii, she played with said princess's body temperature until she agreed to stop being such a fucking cuckquean and leave him and then froze her former lover to death
>BTFO of moody volcano bitch Pele three consecutive times in a sled race while maintaining good sportsmanship and defending her home of Mauna Kea from molten lava by instantly cooling it with her snow
Now in terms of her relation to terraforming, from what I seem to be finding about her elsewhere, she is said to have been responsible for creating (or at least maintaining) the Hamakua Coast of Hawaii's Big Island. Hamakua, with its impressive lushness, cool streams, and tall waterfalls, would place Poli'ahu pretty high in terms of goddesses responsible for helping to build up the kind of beauty Hawaii is known for.
She sounds like she deserves much, MUCH more recognition than Pele ever did.
dc057f No.353323
>>351836
>bottom-right
Tell me anon, why does she wear the mask?
5f8cda No.353365
>>353301
Guys, I think I might have made Pele butthurt. It turns out that just this morning there was an eruption of Kalauea that meant mandatory evacuations for those living near it.
https://archive.is/8uYxR
Okay, wait, no, it's worse now. Halfway through making this funpost I was going to point out Pele is said to live in Halemaumau crater at Kalauea's summit, but then I found this:
https://www.hawaiimagazine.com/content/people-cant-stop-seeing-pele-lava
It's not even funposting anymore. Pele is genuinely pooperpained.
That said, this just means we should heap even more praise onto Poli'ahu.
c9c14d No.353370
>>353365
lel, you pissed off a goddess.
Keel going. I want to see what fire thot would be like completely anal annihilated
e1b76c No.353377
>>353370
I think the best way for us to make her madder right now is to give more attention to Poli'ahu. She could use some OC of her.
6f7959 No.353413
>>353377 (nice double dubs)
Or make her madder by calling her a thot
5f8cda No.353414
>>353413
You can't spell thot without hot.
5f8cda No.353447
>>353413
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38087728/new-kilauea-eruption-triggers-house-fires-as-hundreds-evacuate-area
>Massive 6.9-magnitude quake rocks Big Island as eruption continues
This seems to have been in the afternoon, but fuck, it's gotten even worse.
5f8cda No.353448
>>353447
>>353365
Wait.
>rereading the articles, the eruption actually started Thursday evening rather than Friday morning
It was even sooner of a reaction than I thought it was.
329e66 No.353449
>>353447
Let's add some more fuel to this fire. :^)
QT FROST GODDESS > STUPID DUMB FIRE THOT
I bet Pele is into NTR and open relationships to boot.
5f8cda No.353450
>>353449
I'm kinda wondering if we should go and start a thread on Hawaiian monster girls.
It might be nice to talk about what the mo'o or a menehune might be like as monster girls. A tol shiny black freshwater lizardgrill and a bushy-eyebrowed, big-eared mischievous architect variation of dwarves both sound appealing.
5f8cda No.353453
>>353449
Holy shit, she really is into NTR.
6f7959 No.353476
>>353453
What a jealous thot
cc4427 No.353478
>/monster/, not satisfied with waking an ancient Egyptian goddess, a Venetian Goddess, a spider demigoddess, and continuing to give power to the daughter of Nergal, starts bullying a Volcano Goddess after she blows up Hawaii
You cunts are fucking tops.
6f7959 No.353482
>>353478
Thotcano deserved it.
5721f6 No.353484
>>353478
I will never be satisfied until I get my gf
600871 No.353488
>>353478
If you're gonna mess with deities, you gotta go big.
5f8cda No.353506
>>353478
Yep. And we're going to give Poli'ahu some energy too.
5464bc No.353508
>>353484
>dem thighs
10/10 would lay my head upon after a hard day.
polite sage for off-topic
5f8cda No.353515
>>353508
It might not be TOO off-topic at this point. See? Poli'ahu is the softer goddess, after all.
5f8cda No.353516
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/955636/Hawaii-volcano-eruption-lava-threat-latest-Big-Island-USGS-alert-local-warning
>"Lava could FLOOD homes as locals threatened by TOXIC gas clouds"
>Pele is now so analannihilated her sphincter is farting out toxic sulphur dioxide gas in anger
bad4e3 No.353519
>>353516
Damn son, her booty really is blasted.
329e66 No.353520
>>353516
Wew lad. Pele confirmed for not being able to handle bantz. I bet Poli'ahu can take bantz and dish them out too.
Man, how much of a loser goddess do you have to be to keep getting assblasted by a Taiwanese cave scratch appreciation site?
5f8cda No.353521
https://sacredmaunakea.wordpress.com/2014/10/23/pele-and-poliahu/
>There are four maidens with white mantles in the mythology of the Hawaiians. They are all queens of beauty, full of wit and wisdom, lovers of adventure, and enemies of Pele, the goddess of volcanoes. They embody the mythical ideas of eternal warfare between heat and cold, fire and frost, burning lava and stony ice. They rule the mountains north of Kilauea and dwell in the cloud-capped summits. They clothe themselves against the bitter cold with snow-mantles. They all have the power of laying aside the white garment and taking in its place clothes made from the golden sunshine.
So according to this, along with the snowy white mantle Poli'ahu normally wears, she can also wear sunshine. Imagine how brilliantly radiant her ice sculpture of a body would look like wearing that.
5464bc No.353524
>>353521
Poli'ahu confirmed for aesthetic Goddess.
Pele confirmed for worst girl
5f8cda No.353525
>>353524
Poli'ahu is Hawaiian Ice, but is she Hawaiian Shaved Ice?
6f7959 No.353564
Shit picture for shit goddess
e48d96 No.353587
>>353564
Is her ass getting blasted by a volcano?
6f7959 No.353589
5f8cda No.353640
>>353587
I think it's about my post here: >>353516
5f8cda No.353642
3cf244 No.353645
>>353642
Umm, anon, I don't think Poli'ahu has any authority over that region.
5f8cda No.353647
>>353645
Probably not, but the stories about Poli'ahu and Pele do consist of them meeting at times.
f96129 No.353663
>>353642
>showing mercy to a goddess that tried to NTR someone
I'll stop bullying her when she makes up for >>353453 by giving califags free swim lessons
5f8cda No.353675
>>353663
I'm not telling anyone to give Pele mercy, but I am saying we should make Poli'ahu strong enough to beat her.
5f8cda No.353712
>>353709
Well, it's a start. I'd really like it if we had an ice-sculpture like depiction of her though. One that really does make her seem like the most beautiful goddess of Hawaii, and with her wearing her snowy white mantle. And possibly also with a bikini of sunlight underneath. It'd fit well with the descriptions of her.
f85872 No.353714
>>351836
I wouldn't mind being the virgin sacrifice to a volcano if this was the end result.
5f8cda No.353715
ca978d No.353723
>>353714
>J-just throw a doe-eyed shota into the volcano, fellow haole!
>m-me? Pele? Why would you think that?
24f6a3 No.353760
>>353709
Why though? The world deserves to burn.
24f6a3 No.353761
>>353675
Why? The world must burn. It's disgusting filth and nothing ever gets better.
5f8cda No.353762
>>353761
>It's disgusting filth and nothing ever gets better.
Explain how Ammit got Guts off the boat then.
5f8cda No.353945
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/05/08/why-cant-we-just-soak-hawaii-lava-flow-water-stop/589382002/
>"The highest-profile time that authorities successfully diverted a lava flow was for a slow-moving flow in Iceland threatening a harbor. For five months in 1973, workers doused the front of the flow with ice-cold seawater until it ground to a halt. That effort required 1.5 billion gallons of water."
>the most significant time anyone stopped lava, ice was involved
Is this a sign of things to come?
0a2f11 No.353946
>>353762
I'm withholding my praise on that front until Berserk becomes worth reading again
5f8cda No.353979
https://indiancountrymedianetwork.com/images/jpg/d/dustin-barca-facebook-snowstorm-mauna-kea.jpg
>causing a snowstorm in the middle of summer after a 97-degree heat wave
Poli'ahu is really strong.
200ca2 No.353983
>Finishing reading the tale of /monster/ bullying Pele
>Inactive volcano near my hometown just reactivated half an hour ago
Just what have you done you faggots ?
5f8cda No.353985
>>353983
Get enough people to pray to Poli'ahu, anon. She will instantly dump 1.5 billion gallons of snow onto the volcano, like in: >>353979
200ca2 No.353986
>>353985
Anon, I live in Chile, this shouldn't affect my little part of the globe
Please be only a coincidence
5f8cda No.353987
>>353986
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/943876/Chile-volcano-eruption-Nevados-de-Chillan-alert
Is this the one that reactivated? Maybe Poli'ahu can ask some nice cherruve girls to help you out. Comets are partly made of ice, after all.
200ca2 No.353990
>>353987
Actually there are 2 thar reactivated, Osorno and the one that you linked (Chillan), Osorno is on yellow alert and orange for Nevados de Chillan, and I live near Osorno
Hold me /monster/, I'm worried
5f8cda No.353991
>>353990
If we can get Poli'ahu OC in the nick of time, there may just be hope for you yet, anon.
5f49a8 No.354006
>>351837
Antarctica already has volcanoes and to some it's already habitable, so no. One of the volcanoes spits out gold.
ea9844 No.354011
>>353983
Get in faggot, we're waking up Gods with bulli and headpats
5f8cda No.354026
>>354006
>spits out gold
I thought Antarctica was only currently confirmed to have plenty of diamonds, not gold.
abd113 No.354034
>>353983
Enjoy the weenie roast faggot.
f35e10 No.354189
>>354176
ANALLY ANNIHILATED
f12bd8 No.354761
>>353663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilina_Slump
http://seismo.berkeley.edu/blog/2018/05/07/a-slow-emergency-and-a-sudden-slump.html
>When you shitpost so hard you troll an ancient volcano goddess thousands of miles away into annihilating the entire west coast of North America
FIRE THOT
Though to be honest it will probably just hit Hawaii, which means I'm still going to be bullying Pele afterwards
5f8cda No.354765
>>354761
What do you mean, there's some kind of evidence that the earthquakes will be redirected all the way over to California?
f12bd8 No.354772
5f8cda No.354783
>>354761
Wait a sec.
>a couple earthquakes at Mauna Kea in the past 2 days
Is Pele attempting to invade Poli'ahu's territory now?
>>354772
I want to see a fight between them culminate in all the earthquakes getting PUSHED over to San Fran.
7387be No.354897
Damnit /monster/ why is it whenever I'm around nothing seems to happen. But when I leave for a little bit yall start fucking with reality? Now Ebola chan is back for another round in Africaand soon the world once her wings come in and you now have pissed off a Hawaiian volcanoe goddess.
5f8cda No.354959
>>354897
How long were you even gone?
5f8cda No.355020
>>354761
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/960533/Hawaii-volcano-eruption-Kilauea-US-West-Coast-USGS-Cascades-latest-Mount-Rainier-video
>HAWAII volcano Kilauea has sparked fears of a possible destructive eruption of 13 volcanic peaks across the US West Coast as experts warn 50 volcanoes on the Ring of Fire could be on the brink of explosion.
Damn, you were actually right. I wonder how the Chilebro in this thread is doing.
6f7959 No.355046
>>355020
Thotcano is assmad
5f8cda No.355496
22dfbb No.355500
>>355496
Pray for snow. Lots of it. Interestingly, volcanic activity is supposed to increase going into an ice age.
5f8cda No.355501
>>355500
Hopefully someone in the drawthread finally fulfills my request: >>353771
6b4233 No.355503
>>355500
isn't this because of the ash clogging up the atmosphere preventing the sun from heating the earth up which then decreases the temperature. Hopefully we get an ice age I'm sick of this dying and decrypt world
22dfbb No.355594
>>355503
That is my understanding. It is supposed to be one of the big volcanoes erupting that immediately precedes an ice age for that reason. Yellowstone is supposed to blow at any moment, according to its schedule, and I don't think people really know much about the other one because it is in a frozen wasteland.
6b4233 No.355608
>>355594
iirc there is also a volcano like that in New Zealand. So us getting into another ice age not only solves our epidemic but also will bring about truly terrible times. Our civilization will crumble during an ice age.
5f8cda No.355609
>>355608
>/pol/ worshiped Ice Age-Chan and got jack shit
>/monster/ finds Poli'ahu and ushers in a second Ice Age
6f7959 No.355610
>Make a hawaii volcano goddess so butthurt she erupts other volcanoes
>Leading to the best goddess to fix the asspain by Ice Age
>Earth becomes beautiful again
All because we bullied a lava thot
5f8cda No.355613
>>355610
Poli'ahu is getting to be pretty top tier in our pantheon, maybe even right under Ammit's "Got Guts Off the Boat and Brought Liru Back to Life in the Same Week" tier.
5f8cda No.355827
http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/05/20/hawaii-news/a-big-island-family-finds-tutu-pele-terrifying-but-merciful/
>“I don’t know where is safe on the earth, but I think Pele, she has mercy,” she said. “We’re still alive. We lost stuff, but we can acquire things as long as we have life. I don’t blame Pele at all. It’s her land anyway, we’re just living here while we can.”
tippity top soy
6b4233 No.355833
>>355610
Even the earth wants niggers dead.
5f8cda No.355835
>>355834
These are fun edits.
4eb5ea No.355845
>>355834
>Pele's lava is just molten soybean paste
6f7959 No.355901
>>355899
With nice dubs too
5f8cda No.355903
>>355901
Now we just need to use truthful Poli'ahu propaganda get the kilauea population of hawaii to stop being cucks for Pele and turn over to Poli'ahu and Ammitism, causing a jump-start in Hawaiian nationalism that secedes the blue state of Hawaii from the US so that the native hawaiian population can massacre the leftists infesting them while pursuing their own sovereignty once more while also causing hawaii's remaining active volcanoes to all go dormant.
5f49a8 No.356034
>>354026
Look up Mount Erebus and it spits out tiny crystals of metallic gold.
5f8cda No.356247
5f8cda No.357930
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/38346982/where-pele-first-visited-residents-react-to-the-loss-of-a-400-year-old-lake-due-to-lava
>getting so mad you permanently evaporate the lake you were said to have first bathed in when you reached Hawaii
Is there any end to how ridiculous this will get? Not to mention that, along with Chilebro's worries, there was that recent eruption in Guatemala too.
3a9fd8 No.357953
>>357930
> green lake known as Ka Wai
5f8cda No.357986
>>357953
>Ka Wai
>in contrast to beings that make anime real, Pele stops anime from being real anymore
How PD can one 3D get?
0d5428 No.358008
>>357986
PELE GOING FULL FEMINAZI OVER RETARDED SHITPOSTS
HOW LONG TILL SHE STARTS LICKING HER OWN HAIRY ARMPITS TO FIGHT SHITPOSTS
12390f No.358026
Pele, could you please make up with Poli'ahu? You could be besties with those powers. I mean there wouldn't be any men to fight over if your lava never cooled, and no tree to grab fruit off of if things weren't always so warm but froze.
Simmer down, and she might stop being so frigid. Be the bigger goddess?
5f8cda No.358028
>>358026
Sorry anon, but Pele has already been too far gone for a long time. The only hope now is for followers of Poli'ahu to win against those who cuck for Pele.
12390f No.358031
>>358028
After a good thorough reading, I begrudgingly have to agree.
Turns out she's an undead, most of her origin stories having her ripped apart and tossed into the volcano, one by her very own sister. Her spirit lives in lava now, meaning she can only hide her true form for so long.
That said, as far as volcano deities go she's possibly the least malignant. A hothead for sure, but something makes her relatively nice most of the time.
5f8cda No.358033
>>358031
>Her spirit lives in lava now, meaning she can only hide her true form for so long.
No wonder someone managed to get these pics of her: >>353367
If only we could get some kind of picture of Poli'ahu.
5f8cda No.358034
http://www.hawaiiancollectiblemenehunedolls.com/blog/poliahu-hawaiian-snow-goddess-of-mauna-kea/
>Her serene, gentle Mana (spiritual energy) is like the caress of a soft, pure, white snow blanket.
>Connect with Poli’ahu’s Mana and learn how to be victorious over all of life’s challenges by caressing them with tenderness and stillness.
Looks like Poli'ahu's Mamono Mana confirms her to be a very tender, gentle lover.
5f8cda No.358036
Some other interesting stuff:
https://www.amazon.com/Menehune-Mana-Spiritual-Essence-Hawaii-ebook/dp/B00AJXV1VK
We're really going to need a menehune monster girl soon.
http://www.hawaiiancollectiblemenehunedolls.com/blog/hee-holua-riding-the-waves-of-pele/
Also, according to this, the sledrace Poli'ahu had against Pele wasn't a normal race on snow, but a lava sledrace, utterly proving Poli'ahu's superiority over fire.
418258 No.358054
>>357930
Volcanoes have done jack of shit as of late, thankfully, last time an eruption happened a good chunk of the region was covered in ash
Can't say the same for Guatemala, they got fucked over really hard, first the ash killed a good portion of the flora & fauna, and the lava killed dozens of people and burned a ton of houses
5f8cda No.360023
>>353979
Fuck, I only just noticed I didn't offer the right link the first time, and when I went back to find the real link it turns out it's no longer around. But I luckily found ONE saved copy of it on waybackmachine.
https://web.archive.org/web/20170913231530/https://indiancountrymedianetwork.com/history/sacred-places/a-july-snowstorm-in-hawaii-the-mountain-answers-protectors-prayers/
5f8cda No.360953
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Kilauea's summit crater has collapsed this morning, Pele is practically caving in on herself now.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/979503/hawaii-volcano-eruption-update-aerial-pictures-crater-collapse-earthquake-kilauea
Seems like there are cracks forming along the volcano now, too.
5f8cda No.360960
329e66 No.360987
>>360953
>>360960
Man, how much of a dumb thot do you have to be to seriously do all that?
I wonder how many deities and other folks are laughing at her stupid ass?
5f8cda No.360989
>>360987
Sadly, a lot of Hawaiians do still think well of Pele. Are there any good places where we can mock them for their cuckery and call Pele a thot some more while praising Poli'ahu?
5f8cda No.362097
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/983642/hawaii-volcano-eruption-lava-kilauea-big-island-USGS
https://archive.is/nUB4U
>"Hawaii volcano eruption creates 555 acres of new land as Big Island becomes BIGGER"
Pele forgot about the principle of equivalent exchange.
6f7959 No.362100
>>362097
Her turds clogged up the volcanic toilet
5f8cda No.362703
6f7959 No.362718
c532a0 No.362719
5f8cda No.363637
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/989159/hawaii-volcano-eruption-mount-kilauea-second-explosion-summit-crater-earthquake
>The lava has been spreading across the island, making its way towards the Pacific Ocean where, upon contact with sea water, produces a corrosive and harmful gas called laze, which can cause lung collapse, respiratory problems and serious health issues.
She's gone from toxic sharts to having an asthma attack.
6f7959 No.363638
>>363637
She's ignoring the shitty smell.
5f8cda No.365860
5f8cda No.368325
Pele has been running out of steam lately. If we call her a thot again, will she erupt once more?