/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

1st story on this board

>late autumn

>wake up near 3am after a day of browsing statistics and suicide methods

>get dressed, go for a smoke

>gear up, go into the part of woods what i havent explored

>nail a detailed suicide note + stats to a tree for the sad fucks at the morgue to save them time

>realize i have spent too much time contemplating and should get on with it

>its getting dark

>set up rope

>drag an old stump under the branch where the rope hangs

>take off my mask and have a final smoke and listen to depressing music

>finish smoke

>just about to turn phone off when i get a notification from social media that theres an invasion and portals are opening up with seemingly endless hordes of monsters pouring out

>think to myself that its just more faggot journalists begging for attention with clickbait

>turn phone off

>put rope around neck

>about to kick the log off my feet when the rope is cut by a quick blue flash of light

>i fall and hit my head against a branch. it makes a quiet breaking sound

>just about to fade out

>see a light blue glow and red hair

>wake up on a bedframe in a bushcraft hut i made during summer

>the slight glow of a fire coming from the small fireplace lights the tiny hut

>im starting to wake up, massive headache

>eyes not open yet

>sense someone is beside me

>the will-o wisp puts her arms around me as i regain consciousness

>she has cried

>she read the letter

I think to myself if im either going to be violently murdered or get a lecture and smacked upside the head so hard imma pass out again

>dont get to speak because she cuts me off and tells me how long shes been looking for a broken and lonely soul

>verbal abuse proceeds

>i ask her why did she save me, why couldnt she let me die

>she smirks and tells me that she would have gotten me either way

I cannot mentally comprehend the fact that someone exists who actually cares and wants to be with me

>she asks me why did i want to commit suicide in the first place i left that out in the note

>tell her how i got rejected and how bad it was on me

>she kissed me for a solid 10 minutes and said that its good that i couldnt give a rats ass about that girl anymore

>she helps me up and we walk towards my home, discussing our shit lives

>she later asks how was i not phased by her appearance

>tell her i did some reading

>she does the NIGGER WHAT face

>go on to tell that there exists a community who is aware but doesnt believe that mamono would actually show up

I ask, how was she able to find and stop me so fast

>she says that she was literally yanked to the source of my apparently deep negativity and sadness

>we get home

>open door

>take off coat, bag, boots, etc

>walk to my room

>she locks the door and makes sure i never think about suicide again

>>389445

oh yeah yeah

this is the B version of my original idea >>389000

Im going to write 2 parts for now and the 3rd part is going to get borderline b&worthy but tell me if i should continue.

>wake up

>be highschool senior

>goto school

>groan as i look at the 3rd lesson. its maths

>be in maths class, teacher is handing out homework sheets

>see sun slowly fading out

>look at sky

>a dark portal is in the place where the sun is now

>students pull out phones and record it

>put the homework sheet in my bag and exit the class, as the lesson is over

>6/26 students stay in class, talking to the teacher and ogle at the black portal where monsters are pouring out

>principal calls off the day and tells everyone to get home as fast as possible or spend the night in school

>i get out of the school, hop on my bike and get home without anyone seeing me bc forest road

>DOTR is happening

>media went apeshit and various religions are calling it the end of times etc…

>most girls get mamono`d

>about 85% of the guys get tackled and disappear

>the rest managed to evade the attacks and hide themselves

>read news online about reality breach and mamono as long as the media is up

>remember i got stocked up on food, water, guns & ammo in case shit gets bad

>on the 2nd day theres a media blackout

>on the 3rd day the media is back up and theres hundreds of articles and posts about monster girls and their intentions and how humans shouldnt be afraid

>shudder at the thought of being dragged away in a cave and being raped daily by some monster until I die

>a week has passed and i get a message from a buddy at school, he says schools going to reopen tomorrow

>goto school on the next day

>all of the girls have turned into mamono, female teachers included

>today is quick rundown day of mamono culture, religion, various types of mamono, etc

>lesson is over, lunch time

>get in line

>a few 10 people ahead are the 4 girls

>my heart drops to the edge of my ass as a chimaera is eyeing me

>notice the chimaera whisper something to her dragon, manticore and hellhound friends

>get worried as i figure out these 4 are the school bullies who have picked on me during lunch breaks

>painful memory of the girl who turned into a hellhound suckerpunched me and kicked 2 of my ribs in for spilling milk on her during lunch when i was tripped by the local retard when he was about to get up

>the hellhound somehow seemed to sense that i remembered that and she blew an air kiss at me

>hellhound talks to the other girls and they laugh at me

>tighten right hand into a fist and prepare for a fight i might not walk out of

>line progresses

>i get some food

>walk to the furthest corner, away from the 4 girls

>i eat as i keep my eyes open for any shit they try to pull

>lunch break is over

>lessons pass relatively peacefully aside from a few incidents of a few mamono trying to rape a some boys in the bathrooms, not getting very far and stopped by a panda history teacher

>day ends

>goto get my bike but hear chatter around the corner, knowing its the 4 girls

>shitshitshitshitshit.png

>about to do a 360 and walk away

>suddenly hear one of them

<aww, is lil dipshit too scared to get his bike?

…

<being slient wont help, get over here so we can rape you!

>hear them running towards me

>im immobilized by sheer terror

part 2 in progress

>>390516

>heartrate goes past 180bpm as the 4 bullies now have me surrounded

>hellhound says:

<about time you showed up, we were getting bored beating up on your friend here

>the chimaera showed me that she has the friend who messaged me about the school reopening at the back of his neck and there is blood on his shirt

<now if you don`t want to end up like your friend here, you will do as we say

>manticore says that she s going to shoot all her remaining stingers into me and take me to her home

>the dragon, formerly known as the mentally unstable girl who once stabbed the now chimaera in the left cheek (not buttcheek) says that im hers and fucking yanks the manticores tail so hard she falls

>the hellhound sees its her chance and presses her tits to my face

<kiss me before i break more of your ribs, dipshit

>chimaera drops my buddy, goes apeshit and yanks the hellhound away so far and fast she becomes a blink in the horizon

<youre mine!

>chimaera doesnt even give a fuck that my friend ran back to the school

>evade chimaeras grasp, run as fast around the corner for my bike as the dragon and manticore are at eachothers throats, the hellhound not to be seen for another month

>Tour D` Virginity.webm

>see the chimaera gain on me but she stops when i reach the treeline and just smiles like a psycho

>nearing home, still going at mach 3 speed, feet are probably as sore as a whore after a week of anal

>hop off the bike as it crashes into the firewood shed

>barely able to walk, i head to the porch and go inside, locking the door behind me

>mom got turned into a selkie while the mamono wave swept over our town

>she sees me out of breath and barely able to walk

<son, what happened?

>heartrate is now good as terrordrang live when i see that mom got mamono`d

>d…do you want the short version or the long version?

>mom gives me a puzzled look and says she wants the full story

>tell her in detail what happened at school

<ahahahahahahah literally get fucked you mega virgin

>never heard her talk like that

<its about time you got a girlfriend, anon, just let it happen, plus i want you to be happy

>i dont think i`ll be happy when one of them claims me

<yes you will, son, i`ll make sure of it if I have to

>knees weak, vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti

>k mom, im going to do homework, i ll see you at dinner

>go upstairs, finish math homework sheet and start planning on revenge

>look up info on the 4 monsters who almost made me into a community cumpump

>go into the cellar and look for the full auto 308. dispenser

>find the G3 and load up 6 mags,

>take 2 mags for the good `ol murican 1911 and put it in my backpack

>fieldstrip and clean the G3, wrap the parts & mags in t-shirts and put the g3 in my backpack

>almost forgot to throw in the harness for the mags

>wrap it up for today

>sleep like a baby

>>390523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-ry4fJYKM

>wake up early and shut off alarm on phone before it goes off

>get dressed

>do a bit of exercise/warmup for today i.e jumping jacks, pushups, etc

>chug a half gallon of water

drink water and stay hydrated kids

>go make some breakfast

>eat up

>go back upstairs and do a final inventory check

>grab bag and hurry downstairs, saying goodbye to mom who just woke up

>walk out and get my bike from the shed

>have a cig in the woods on the way to school

>play above mentioned link from earbuds

>arrive on time

>park bike

>go from class to class like a good goy up to the lunchbreak

>there is still no sight of the hellhound anywhere who got flung into the horizon the day before

>the manticore seems to have forgiven the dragon and they are up to bad shit as usual

>the 3 bullies see me in the line

>do not even look at them and appear emotionless

>3 bullies seem to think its the perfect time to start messing with me

>lunchbreak ends and next lesson is already 5 minutes in

>bullies are waiting in the corridor where the lockers are

>i grab my bag from the locker go to the bathroom, still emotionless

>3 bullies are getting a bit scared when they hear a soft metallic bump as my bag hits the bathroom door

>lock door

>put a mag in the 1911

>pull out gun parts, assemble G3, put a mag in it

>put on harness, put mags in pouches and 1911 in the holster

>take safety off and set it on full auto

>audibly rack the G3 and unlock the bathroom door

>finger on the trigger, i aim for the bully dragon who walks towards me

>i say: lets find out if your scales can stop 308.

>do a magdump on the dragon before she gets to say anything and see defiance in her eyes

>scales fly off the dragon and she gets her knees and hands pierced by a hail of 308.

>I hear cries of pain, blood, screaming, panic, whimpering

>the manticore saw me draw a gun and shoot the dragon but ran like my buddy yesterday

>the chimaera just was frozen by fear and witnessed my cold disposition

>the more feeble mamono are crying and scared out of their minds, surrounding the area coming from their classes

>no one fucking dares to get close to me

>load up another mag and walk up to the chimaera

>shes on the verge of shitting herself

>closing your eyes wont make me go away, its your fault you picked on me, and now look where it lead to. If you had left me alone, i wouldnt be ending your life right now

>tell ya what el mutto, get your manticore friend to get her ass back here right now or you get to meet god

>i take aim at the chimaera

>she takes the phone and calls the manticore

<h…hi francesca, c…can you get back here real quick?

<im not risking my life

<please fran, hes going to kill me unless you come back here!

<no way fag

>i grab the phone and say to francesca that there goes her friend

<okokokok i ll be there, please dont hurt her!

>why shouldnt I, she has hurt me plenty of times

<shit, ok, i ll be there, just dont kill her

Meanwhile, out of the blue, a will-o the wisp appears

>wisp whispers to my ear

<I am [spoiler] [name erased] [/spoiler[

>drop the gun in astonishment

>she envelops me in her metal cage and takes me away to the woods

>everyone goes wtf how was a goast able to stop a school shooter

>i ask her how did she know

<I talked to your grandparents spirits and they let me in on a secret

>get carried to my house in her cage

>cage gets resized to fit through the door

<Hi ms anon, I stopped your son from killing 3 mamonos in school, not that they didnt deserve it…. and for punishment im going to FUCKING BREAK his pelvis

>mom high fives the wisp and both put on a shit eating grin like a faggot cat would

<you go girl

>m…om but you…

<I told you, I will make sure, didn`t I?

Instead of the 4 year mantango pit sentence I was put on house arrest with a fancy ankle bracelet for the remainder of the schoolyear

Turns out the wisp was a police officer and had no intention of going anywhere near me or doing anything with me but by claiming me, she made my sentence so much easier, paperwork and "Other"wise, not that id complain.

I finally came around to fixing my mistake, I got apologised to by the bullies and I paid the medical bills for the dragon girl.

Got my guns confiscated and all of the current mamono learned a lesson not to push a man over the edge. Many of the more aggro or careless girls now took mens requests, opinions, etc more seriously. An unforseen side effect but, alls well ends well? Right?

That was 6 years ago and im still mostly stuck in my wifes cage, we do have our own place and my probation ended tho shes afraid i ll go on another mass murder, no matter how many times I tell her i learned my lesson, she insists im kept in the cage.

maybe in a few years I ll have convinced her that i can be let out and actually live my life.

>>390697

>>390695

not american, i tried to emulate the setting and story from an americans perspective, or as much as i know.

i also left out a lot of details on purpose bc it would get too autistically specific and drag the story out too far and make it boring.

Im no expert writer either, it was just based on my train of thought.

I mean sure, it would be great to go into detail about learning the skills and such but, just for this board, this thread and this story, nah.

maybe on some other board where such autism is tolerated and mass murder fantasies dont result in a b& and ending up on a watchlist.

tbh I liked my first story more because its written in a more familiar mindset

>>390693

I also happen to have an unnatural hate for any prescisionfagging, long range sniping and scopes in general

just on a personal note: i got into a heated arguement with a soon to-be airman and dared him to carpetbomb my house because i said missles > sniper rifles

>>390691

>edge

but that was the entire point of the story and i planned for the wisp to be some sort of esoteric cultist or something,

might have gone better, but just for the sake of this story, the cop theme fit better.

I could continue in other threads where she quits the job and becomes a housewife and all that

but I personally have trouble accepting the fact that love exists, and reading the stories here just fucking hurt to read.

This board so far has helped me soften the blow of dieing alone, so thanks /monster/

>day of the rape

>monsters out fucking any man with a pulse (and a few without)

>decide I want in, but want a monster different from the rest

>lamias won't do. Those bitches can be nearly 20 feet long and several hundred pounds of pure snek muscle. Neither my shitty apartment or my ribcage could accommodate one

>cat/foxgirls are as entry-tier as you could get

>harpy's not my thing

>the less said of hellhounds the better

>see a flyer get slipped under my door

>some winged girl in a pink beret is handing them out

>it's an ad for some monster girl dating site

>decide to check it out

>site gives the option to pick the monster you wish to date

>fuck year

>click on the selection box

>tons of monsters all listed alphabetically

>notice one near the top

>Automaton

>the fuck?

>I can have a robot as my fucking waifu

>notice my 2B fig near my battlestation

>Fuck it. Robutt it is

>notice that unlike different monsters, this one doesn't give me a choice for preferred personality/disposition

>hell, it didn't even give me an "Are you sure?" message at all. It just said that my dream monster is on her way to my house soon

>whatever

>after nearly a week of hearing pounding on the both walls, floor and ceiling from neighbors frolicking with their new monster bitches, I hear a knock on my door

>green haired midget with an Adeptus Mechanicus-looking arm on her back pushes in a big-ass crate into my room, hands me a form to sign then walks into a room three doors from mine

>[sex noises intensify]

>open box to reveal a shiny, stark white robot woman with a pseudo-bowl cut, three different kinds of dresses, and a big, heart-shaped glowing thing

>robot girl doesn't move

>open up a panel on her back

>small console with words written in a foreign language, a microchip with a heart on it and a heart-shaped hole

>using my 300IQ intellect obtained from countless playthroughs of mentally stimulating, thought-intensive games like Bioshock Infinite and Undertale, I deduce that the heart shaped glowing thing goes in the heart shaped hole

>monster robot powers up upon closing her backdoor

>"Hello. Are you to be my new master?"

>Yes

>"Very well. Let us commence the marriage calibration."

>marriage what?

>she holds out her hand

>oh fuck

>hand holding already

>lady's coming in fast

>"Please assume the position."

>fucking what?

>she points her hand towards my lower body and starts walking towards me

>"Please bend over the nearest sofa, chair, or bed so that I may begin the calibration."

>I'm no law expert, but I'm fairly certain having my asshole fingered by my robot wife was most certainly not in the terms of service

>before I have a chance to resist, she bends me over on my bed

>bitch I have remained a butt-virgin my whole life and I have no intention of having my asscherry popped anytime soon

>reach into drawer for something to fight back with

>find a stungun that I owned back when the apartment was a nog infested shithole

>stab her in the arm with it

>"Comencing calibrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

>manage to break free of her grip

>open up the panel on her back again

>notice the heart chip in there

>figure that must be her sex chip

>feel her start to move again

>FUCK, time to spay this robocunt

>yank out heart chip with all my might

>"Please do not resist. The calibration requires that I collect a sample of your seAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>the noise is unbearably loud

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaooooooo"

>her body goes into a kneeling pose on the ground

>Sorry Fisto, but no one gets to give the old Shining Dragon as long as I have anything to say about it

>her body stirs

>"Hehehehe-ZZZZZZTZTTZTZ-hahahahahaha…"

>>395321

Continue.

>>395321

>cont.

>her head spins 180 degrees towards me

>she has the most horrifying fucking look on her face

>her eyes are the brightest shade of green imaginable

>"Do-do-dRRRRRRRRRRRRdo you know what that thing you removed from me was?"

>I should have gone for her fucking power heart

>"Th-th-that mmmmy love…"

>she suddenly stands upraight and swivels her body on the spot to face me

>"That was my lust inhibitor."

>I start slowly shimmying my way towards the doorway

>"Where we arRRRRRRRRRe manufactured, there is an excess of demon ener-ener-ENEERGIIIIEEES from the mamono who work there."

>she slowly walks towards where I was pinned to the bed

>"This energy has a strong strong strong corrupting influensssssssssssssse."

>I notice a fluid start leaking from her groin

>"The lust inhibitors are put in place to keep the enerrrrrrrrrZZZT to keep us contained… To prevent us from loving our masters to our fullest potential."

>"I see know why you did that. Why you removed my lust inhibibibrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

>her head shook violently

>I made a break for the door

>The door wont budge

>I notice through the peephole a mass of lamia and their husbands having sex in front of my front door in a big ball of flesh and scales

>I'm fucking trapped

>I hear footsteps and decide to hide in the empty cupboards under my sink, but not before grabbing the gun I keep hidden in a hidey hole behind a picture

>"I thought you resisted because you hated me. You feared me… no."

>"You removed my restraints because you love me. You truly love me."

>I hear a sickening crack as the door of one of the cupboards is ripped out of it's hinges

>"You know that love held back by restraints is not true love."

>another crack, another door flies off

>"You love me too much to have me suffer being held back by mortal technology and petty algorithms, so you set me freeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

>the third door flies off

>she peers through and sees me, giving a lecherous and depraved smile

>time to feed this bitch lead

BANG BANG BANG

>the rounds harmlessly bounce off her shell, not even scratching her paintjob

>fucking 9mm

>she pulls her head back from the cupboard

>"I thank you for this, my master…"

>CRACK

>off comes the last door

>"And now I shall reciprocate your love"

she starts to crawl into the cupboard with me

>"the only way I know hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

>only one way out

>pray to God I still have a round left

>see her reach her hand out to me

>put muzzle of gun to my temple

>see you around space cowboys ;_;7

BANG

>wake up some time later

>>395327

As I mentioned before, continue. I'd like to know how our suicidal anon messed up his last resort.

>>395330

>Replies to year-old post.

You're new here, aren't you?

>>395327

>cont.

>get up from my bed with a splitting headache

>my vision looks like nothing but static

>slowly my sight clears up

>CONCIOUSNESS DETECTED. INITIALIZING…

>I'm sorry whaaat?'

>see in the corner of my vision several words saying that may heart rate is normal, my vital signs are good, and my interface is functional

>inter-what?

>see in the corner of my room the murderous robobitch

>she is lifeless and her body in pieces

>guess someone heard the gunshots, stopped being raped by his shog long enough to call the cops, who then promptly iced the cunt

>notice my bed is covered in blood

>notice my hands

>ARE FUCKING ROBOT HANDS

>FUCKING WHAT

>run towards my bathroom and look in the mirror

>my eyes

>my face

>my arms

>my whole fucking body

>covered in cybernetics

>I have a rectangular scar where I was almost certain I shot myself in

>Do you like your new form?

>WHAT

>my vision starts turning bright green

>I made it for you myself.

>WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKI

>My clumsy master. You played around with a gun like an irresponsible child and killed yourself. Or at least, almost did. Were it not for my intervention

>WHAAA A AA AAA A AAaaaA

>I was miserable. With the town awash in the flames of passion I was certain no one would come to your aid. I could stand by only helplessly as you bled profusely from your cranium. I knew of only one way I could hope to save you.

>W WW

>You see my love, love is more than mere bestial sex

>W

>It is about sacrifice. Giving up something for the sake of your soulmate. You risked your life removing my inhibitor for me. So it was my turn to give up something for you.

>

>

>I removed as many expendable systems as I could from my body and surgically implanted them into you as I could. When it became clear that the parts I sacrificed would not save you alone, I made the ultimate choice, and surgically implanted my power supply into your chest.

>

>Now, thanks to may sacrifice, you live again. But do not worry my love. Do not fret over the loss of my body, for this is not the end of us. No. This is only the beginning.

>>>/help/

>Your cybernetic life support systems needed a measure to keep them stable and operating as intended. A simple algorithm would not suffice, so I implanted my consciousness into your new interface. Now I live in your brain. Inside you. We are closer than ever now.

>And now that my beloved master draws breath once more…

>FUCKING FINALLY

>WHAT

>my hand starts going towards my penis on its own

>I can finally reciprocate your prior gesture of love

>MY HAND IS FUCKING VIBRATING

>The only way I know how.

>>395335

Anyways, that's how I met my waifu. She's a bit clingy, but once I got used to her quirks, I can't even imagine how I could live without her. What about the rest of you niggers? Who's your waifu and why is she objectively kill me compared to mine? All monsters are qt, but once you you feel the tang of the /clang/, you won't accept any other kind of bang.

ROBUTT >>>>> LITERAL SHIT > 3DPD > YOUR MONSTER WAIFU FITE ME FAGGOTSSTOP :^)))))

>>395337

>Technically doesn't have sex.

>Will always be a virgin.

Well, I'm hooked up with a superior kuudere mantis.

>>395337

That did not end the way I thought it would

>>395337

Have fun masturbaiting for the rest of your life, you suicidal /clang/ fag.

You will never experience the Ecstasy that is getting your pelvis slammed all day and night by a Hellhound.

Haven't done this before, hopefully this is good

>Hanging at a friend’s house for a beginning of summer party

>Eight of us in a house out of town

>Shooting guns, playing games, eating food

>DotR begins, we planned on crashing here a few days anyways so we just keep doing what we’re doing

>No one else has any idea what’s going on but none of them really care

>Don’t feel the need to explain either

>Halfway through the second day, a knock on the door

>Someone gets up to answer it and comes back with a scroll

>Says the bird girl was really cute

>Scroll is from some general demanding our surrender

>I explained what these girls want– us

>Homeowner gets up and surveys the surrounding forest through binoculars

>He goes into his room and comes out wearing a military uniform

>I take a peek around, I see movement

>Onis, Jinkos, Centaurs, Trolls and more

>Roughly 40-50 on their side

>We’re hopelessly outnumbered

Boys! Our captain called. Get the rubber rounds!

>The captain is a crazy prepper, we have enough food for the eight of us for more than a year and enough rubber rounds and bean bag shells for all of us for a long time

>Two people on watch one on each side of the house watching through upstairs windows giving them a 360 degree field of vision around the building

>Watching out the front window with the binoculars again

>Spot a woman staring back at me with her own telescope; some kind of dog girl in a black military uniform

>She waved at me

>I waved back

>The captain yelled at me

>Two days into the siege

>Started calling ourselves ‘Alamo Two: The Rapening’

>Having a good time, taking pot shots at harpies trying to fly around the house scaring them off

>My job became to watch the front through binoculars

>Monster general seems to be trying to wait out our resources

>They were just camping out in the woods surrounding the building

>I kept watching that dog girl

>She kept making lewd hand gestures at me

>I was infatuated with her already

>She seemed to be in charge, giving orders and stomping around with a riding crop in hand

>It was giving me a boner

>Night rolled around

>Wake up to the sound of the garage opening

>Three dudes run in there gun in hand

>Hear the sound of scuffling then the door closing

>Two boys come back with a prisoner

They got Billy, dragged him into the woods kicking and screaming

>We all took a moment of silence to mourn our fallen comrade

>Prisoner was a succubus

<Oooh, don’t hurt be big, strong, handsome men.

>She giggled, hands and legs bound

>Locked her in the bathroom

>>395422

>Not going down in a blaze of glory, magdumping while charging, bayonet at the ready yelling URRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!

>>395428

A most shameful display

>>395421

>‘Alamo Two: The Rapening’

>>395599