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b73910 (4)  No.325522>>325524 >>325529 >>325643 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

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>>289418

Would soy be legally banned in the Justician Republic or would it be designated alp food?

da9055 (11)  No.325524>>325529 >>325537 >>346732

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>>325522 (OP)

It would probably be banned because soybeans are a weapon used against onis.


b8eb8e (3)  No.325529>>325532

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>>325522 (OP)

>>325524

The funniest thing about japanese ogres hating soy beans is how onions are apparently an anti-soy.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558

http://www.fitnessandpower.com/nutrition/onions-can-significantly-increase-testosterone-levels


da9055 (11)  No.325532>>325533 >>325535 >>325566

>>325529

I love the taste of grilled onions. Especially in steaks and burgers.


5b996b (1)  No.325533

>>325532

absolutely delicious


b8eb8e (3)  No.325535

>>325532

Me too, but I hear you have to eat them raw. That or raw garlic.


9c2aac (7)  No.325537>>325539 >>325568

>>325524

>Ban assault soy and high capacity pods with loli-seeking beans!

SHALL

NOT

BE

INFRINGED


da9055 (11)  No.325539>>325560

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47df7a (4)  No.325560

>>325539

>tfw you will get to bully a chuuni oni by tying her up, painting a target on her forehead, and shooting soybeans at her from an airgun.


7a580a (3)  No.325566>>325571

>>325532

i eat onions raw like an apple


f7237a (5)  No.325568

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>>325537

>reads more talk about trying to ban scary assault launchers and high capacity pods from people that don't know the difference between semi-auto and auto and don't care because they define "high capacity" as more than one.

<Goes to nearest soy supply store and adds another piece to the collection out of spite.


47df7a (4)  No.325571>>325589

>>325566

Good man, onions are top tier. Cutting onions fucking blows, though.


8fcdaf (1)  No.325589

>>325571

Sharpen your knife, the gas that makes you cry is released when you crush the cell walls, causing the juice to splatter to the air. If you cut right through them with a sharp knife, they don't go everywhere and you won't cry from them unless you straight up rub them against your face.

Don't want to sharpen your knives? Just buy a cheap pair of safety goggles and you'll be fine.


fc73a5 (2)  No.325631>>325633 >>325634 >>325671 >>325688

Why are succubi so perfect?


da9055 (11)  No.325633

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>>325631

You tell me.


8ce38b (3)  No.325634

>>325631

Because they're such bad girls.


252eb6 (2)  No.325643>>325644 >>357575 >>357592

>>325522 (OP)

>monster societies ban soy to protect men's masculinity

>soybean alraune must leave and find a new home

>try getting into order aligned settlements

>rebuked for being a monster

>desperate, they try joining a Fat dykes colony

>screeched out for not conforming to their anti-rape culture

>only options are to live deep innawoods far away from civilization or with furries far away from civilization

>there is a type of monster that is despised by all human groups

>onion alraune are sought out by monster-friendly towns


64a0f3 (4)  No.325644>>325645

>>325643

And… what was it you wanted made of this? Also, how does an Onionraune work?


252eb6 (2)  No.325645>>355311 >>357592

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>>325644

Would you take pity on a soybean alraune?

Also, I'm not entirely sure. But thinking about it, I have a sinking feeling it involves vore.


5431d2 (7)  No.325649>>325651

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>QTDDTOT

>turns into anti-soy thread

There's a line from Shakespeare which comes to mind. Something about a Roses smelling sweeter under certain circumstances regardless of what ya call em'. Well, replace roses with shitposts and you got this thread dead to rights.


8bdd4d (1)  No.325651>>325654

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>>325649

"A shitpost by any other title would be as funny?"


5431d2 (7)  No.325654

>>325651

Well damn scooter, you don't miss a beat eh? Are you a theater fan or a faggot?

>pause for a sip of whisky beat

Don't stress over the answer…

If you're one you're probably the other too.


5431d2 (7)  No.325656

You boys wanna see a real monster girl?

>pause for a cigar drag beat

Just take a look at my ex wife.


6e18e0 (4)  No.325671

>>325631

Because despite them having been put down as sluts they still try hard everyday to please their man both as a lover and friend showing that monstergirls deserve the love and attention of anons, insammit


47df7a (4)  No.325688

>>325631

I wanna bully a succubus by making her wear a very modest and cute dress out in public in front of her friends.


f7237a (5)  No.325695>>325700 >>325704

So, is there any reference material on how long various species of monster girls tend to live? I mean, I know things like demons are probably long lived, dragons and sandworms probably live hundreds or thousands of years, shoggoths are probably well nigh immortal, and the undead are, well, undead. But what about all the other types? Beastmen, demihumans, reptiles, etc. etc. The MGE articles don't really go into details on the average lifespans of most species, so it's hard to know if any given mamono type lives about as long as a human, two or three times as long as a human, or significantly longer.

Is there any information out there on that, or is it all basically head canon?


5431d2 (7)  No.325700

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>>325695

Everything about monstergirls is head canon. Going by that metric you never really see the topic broached by conventional works.

I'd considered doing a golden girls style story featuring monster women (not girls) and how they deal with no longer being able to woo men like they did when they were younger and coming to terms with certain aspects of their getting older. For me, I find monstergirls as a whole more comical rather than lewd so it's hard for me to take any of the lore surrounding them seriously.

That being said, having an older Blanche style spider woman, a ditzy naga Rose and a dead pan centaur Dorothy would give me a case of dimamond dick.


16df3e (2)  No.325704>>325706 >>325710 >>325862 >>327441 >>333176

>>325695

The problem is that while many of the monsters are based on mythology, age and lifespan are hardly mentioned because they usually are either creatures that need to be slain (ogres, trolls, various hellbeasts, minotaurs, etc) or simply aren't mentioned to the knowledge of both the community here at large and in the larger appreciation of monstergirls. That said, if we want to go by the MGE universe rules, we can say that their lifespans would be contingent on how much demonic energy they amass; the Demon Lord is likely to be swimming in so much of it that she'd be immune to the effects of age and disease, and can be killed by never die naturally. Again, with the MGE universe all men who fall under the spell of the monstergirls inevitably become incubi, inheriting traits of their new symbiotic relationship and likely gaining some of the 'demonic longevity' that is afforded to monstergirls. This is of course at the cost of humanity; it is made clear throughout the canon that the men are both physically and spiritually trapped, hopelessly connected to their lover regardless of their feelings on the matter, with any notions of love being blindsided by the depraved lust of constantly pumping your energy into her, creating a feedback loop similar to a drug addiction: the more you fuck, the more you need to fuck, and so on.

For this reason /monster/ is tentative on following the canon of MGE to a t. We enjoy the art and some of the ideas suggested in the world, but most of the 'darker' ideas get tossed out in favor of headcanon retellings: this is where the waifuism treadmill began. Longevity becomes a concern if you are bound to her, and she to you. We are mortal, we have expected lifespans, and there is no telling if there will be ways to extend it through magic or other means should the thought experiment of 'if monstergirls were real' became a reality rather than the autistic musings of sexually frustrated deviants. If they outlive us, would they live as the elves of Tolkien lived, cursed to stay away from long term connections with mortals, knowing that they will never experience paradise with them, and that their time spent together will be but a fleeting memory upon their immeasurably long lives? It simply becomes easier to headcanon everything, taking inspiration from where you can, and trying to build what works for you.


b73910 (4)  No.325706

>>325704

I thought it was canon that becoming an incubi doesn't cause those sorts of drastic personality changes. You'll still enjoy hobbies you had before, it's just that you'll be hornier.


da9055 (11)  No.325710

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>>325704

It's more of /monster/ taking girls from MGE and putting them in Crabman's MonMusu canon. The major difference between Crabman's and KC's monsters is that all KC's monsters are part succubus and corruption is the running theme. Monsters in MonMusu act as more natural beings, corruption/monsterization isn't really a thing outside of undead and rape only happens in the Full Moon but are usually consent types. As I said, all /monster/ did was take KC's girls and swapped their canon for MonMusu's.


da9055 (11)  No.325712

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8ce38b (3)  No.325727>>325729 >>325731 >>325735 >>325740 >>325758 >>325765 >>333161

>you're married to your monster waifu

>one day you get home from work

>your waifu's sitting at the kitchen table waiting for you to come in

>she says she has a surprise for you

>she takes you by the hand

>leads you upstairs to the bedroom

>opens the door and you both sit down on the bed

>she produces a small plastic bag with the logo of a famous monster-run corporation

>you ask what it is

>she reaches into the bag and pulls out various bottles, packets and boxes

>hands you a leaflet

>"Incubising and You: How To Take the Next Step in Your Marriage"

>your waifu says she really wants to help you incubise and can't wait to have her own incubus for a husband

Do you do it?


b8eb8e (3)  No.325729>>325743 >>325758


b73910 (4)  No.325731>>325758


6e18e0 (4)  No.325735>>325743 >>325758

>>325727

Depends, will it affect my health physically or mentally? regardless probably not because I don't think you should ask your spouse to change who they are. I wouldn't ask my waifu to be less snek.


9c2aac (7)  No.325740>>325743 >>325758

>>325727

That's rather drastically out of character for my waifu so I'd have to ask her what's going on for her to bring this up in a way that sounds like she's already decided for me


0180e9 (2)  No.325743>>325746 >>325758

>>325729

>>325735

>>325740

You know all incubation does is make your body more adjusted to hers and match your remaining life to hers, right?


da9055 (11)  No.325745

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Is Hevlaska from D. Gray-man good as a monster girl or is she too monsterous/eldritch?


9c2aac (7)  No.325746>>325748 >>325758

>>325743

Part of the charm of having a waifu is that she'll love you forever just the way you are. She may push you to improve yourself, to work out or go to school for a better job, but suddenly dropping magical mutation on you and saying she's always wanted you to be an incubus is a bit much


0180e9 (2)  No.325748>>325758

>>325746

I'll agree with the always wanted you to be an incubus part, but I don't see the issue with wanting to be able to make her feel better in bed. It's not necessarily saying you're not good as is, but that magic can make you both feel better. Although I think matching your lifetimes together is the more important part, since it would suck knowing that your waifu would have to mourn and live on without after you die of old age.


f7237a (5)  No.325758>>325759 >>325762 >>325807

>>325727

>>325729

>>325731

>>325735

>>325740

>>325743

>>325746

>>325748

Incubization is the natural end result of your long-term exposure to your monster waifu's DE.

Except in extreme or life-or-death circumstances, I think I would rather it occur normally and gradually over the course of a loving relationship than have my wife slip me something she picked up from a shady vendor in a dark demon realm and incubize me overnight, though.

Then again, I head canon incubization to be mostly about superhuman benefits with a side of extra horniness. Like, maybe you start feeling like a randy teenager again (to a lesser degree than mamono do, though, according to the article), but you also gain superhuman strength and stamina, spirit energy levels through the roof, and any natural resiliences or immunities possessed by your wife.

You basically turn into a human male with attributes on par with your wife.


da9055 (11)  No.325759

>>325758

That's the point in becoming an incubus. To be a human that can keep up with your monster waifu.


dc93b9 (1)  No.325762

>>325758

It is i who will break the pelvis now


47df7a (4)  No.325765>>325770 >>325774

>>325727

Does incubization mean different things for different waifus? I'm sure there's a big difference between getting incubized with a manticore waifu versus a kikimora waifu.

I guess with my kikimora wife, I just become more alpha then?


da9055 (11)  No.325770

>>325765

I think it's more or less the same, but incubization may change you into what your waifu needs or feels compatible. Like becoming a big guy for the Wendigo. Also, you can be allowed to switch forms whenever you want, if your waifu is a mindflayer you can switch between squid form and human form whenever you want depending on what you need to do.


f7237a (5)  No.325774>>326608

>>325765

I've asked that question before, but never gotten an answer. The incubus article doesn't give any indication that the process or end result differs significantly between mamono types. It only says that certain mamono types are capable of speeding the process up if they so choose due to access to a large amount of DE.

It does say that the body of a mamono with a husband will begin to alter itself to match her husband's tastes. Likewise the incubization process will alter a man's body to be an ideal partner to his wife. So, to quote directly from the article:

"eventually both monster and incubus will gain their spouse's ideal fantasy body"


605f5d (1)  No.325807>>325862

>>325758

It makes me wonder if that's all it does, just making you more of a superhuman with a greater resistance/immunity shared with your wife as well as her species' lifespan. For example, can incubization restore body limbs or repair broken skin? I doubt it'll be that powerful but I can see it growing a finger back (but not a hand or a complete one). It could be that your wife just cares and would love to help you heal for her and your sake. Think of a scenario where your wife knows you're blind but realises incubization could partially restore your sight, she would love to be the first person for you to see. On the other hand, it sounds shallow. I'm sure our wives will just love us for being us, regardless our health conditions.


23326f (1)  No.325809>>325811 >>325812 >>325816

Would texas heat/humidity be to much for a yeti in live in ?


6e18e0 (4)  No.325811>>325812 >>325816

>>325809

she'd need to trim/shave her cuddly coat I imagine


b73910 (4)  No.325812

>>325809

>>325811

The mountains of New Mexico are pretty close by and have a lot of Texans that moved there to escape the heat. Nice and cool even in the middle of the summer.


c39431 (1)  No.325816

>>325809

>>325811

You guys know about Bigfoot, right?


f7237a (5)  No.325862>>326719 >>326737

>>325807

Well, somewhere I remember coming across a very MGE-inspired pastebin story where a paladin gets auctioned off as a sex slave of sorts to a succubus. The paladin mocks the succubus when she gets him to her bed because it turns out he is a eunuch. The succubus gets the last laugh as she instantly regenerates his "equipment" through her DE/magic and takes it for a vigorous test drive.

The MGE article does say that both the monster and the incubus will have their bodies altered to match their spouse's ideal preferences. If you were blind, I'd like to think that the incubization process would fully restore you to perfect vision because your wife wouldn't want you to suffer. The only way I can see it not restoring your sight is if you and your wife talked it over, and for some reason, you wanted to remain blind. Same thing for missing limbs, etc.

Worst case scenario, go make friends with a unicorn.

As always, it's really head canon all the way down, though. The pure, unadulterated MGE world gets kind of horrifying the more you think about it. A lot of those girls never really stopped being monsterous; only the form of their violence and domination changed. Most people take the things they like from MGE and rewrite or ignore the rest. >>325704 had a description of incubization that I think would make more than a few people here consider declaring their loyalty to the Order. My head canons tend to mix the more magical and fantastical parts of MGE with the more innocuous and laid back atmosphere of MonMusu.


b2c31c (1)  No.325872

regarding MGQ and undine's unbirth H-scene, does she actually kill the main character or do anything absolutely horrifying in that scene? I've only known about MGQ through it's galleries and the wiki- which is a mess. I only know that it stated in one of the paragraphs that she kills the MC if he loses.

I just want to satisfy my primal-comfy-urges, /vore/ is too ridiculous for me- even their own unbirth threads are stupid as fuck.


f60cd7 (1)  No.326524>>326533

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I was burning the houses of monster girls when suddenly one of them reach out and touched one of my greaves. I threw the greave out as soon as I could, and I took a bath. Am I going to be okay? Should I go to the local priest?


5aa115 (1)  No.326533

>>326524

I'm sorry palanon. You're gay.


f29d3c (3)  No.326608

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>>325774

The extreme examples I can think of are the Mindflayer, Atlach-Nacha, and Wendigo where the husband is either implied or stated to transform/be able to transform into that squid dildo-underpants thing, the lower spider body, or her overcoat respectively.


9235f2 (1)  No.326616>>326626

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where can I find cute centaur girls and how should I approach them?

inb4 >horse pussy


f18f1e (1)  No.326623

You don't turn into a wendigo's overcoat, you just get turned into a big guy and then share the coat with her. Mindflayer and atlach nacha are still shit though.


ccf2f8 (2)  No.326626

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>>326616

>where can I find cute centaur girls

At the hardware store.

>and how should I approach them?

With safety goggles and gloves.


773ec0 (1)  No.326647>>326652 >>326718 >>326720 >>326721

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Why does the D&D Lamia have the lower half of a lion but most/all Monster Girl Lamias have the lower half of a Snake?


ccf2f8 (2)  No.326652

>>326647

I'm kind of curious as to when it changes to a half snake but it was originally a half lion child eating demon thing.


fc73a5 (2)  No.326717>>326732 >>326749 >>326750

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Would you a flower pussy?


da9055 (11)  No.326718

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>>326647

Probably like how Kobolds are portrayed different both in the West and Japan. D&D would call sneks Nagas.


c649bb (3)  No.326719

>>325862

>As always, it's really head canon all the way down, though. The pure, unadulterated MGE world gets kind of horrifying the more you think about it. A lot of those girls never really stopped being monsterous; only the form of their violence and domination changed.

? So being enslaved and killed by ISIS and being forced to be the husband to a hot exotic girl and have great sex everyday is really the same after all, huh.


c649bb (3)  No.326720

>>326647

because dnd is shit


8c32f9 (1)  No.326721

>>326647

Because technically Lamia refers to the evil witch queen of Lybia in Greek mythology, and any evil bitch witch like her, who steals and eats children. One more modern variant of the myth has her transform into a lioness. Another ancient version has her metastasize into several lemiae who are the classical snake succubi we know and love.

http://www.theoi.com/Ther/Lamia.html

Weirder still is that the Latin name is literally "kind of shark"

Theoi is such a good site. You guys should browse it sometime since many monster girls come from Greek and Roman myths.


8ce38b (3)  No.326732

>>326717

I wanna kiss it.


7a580a (3)  No.326736>>326740 >>326743

would monster girls menstruate? considering how they are supposed to be a one up to humans in every way do they go through PMS? when they get pregnant do they exhibit all the negative qualities human women do when they are preggo?


d40929 (3)  No.326737>>326747

>>325862

>head canon

There's your problem. MGE is supposed to be a grim dark world transitioning into a noble bright one. Your soul is probably damaged and you can't help but be pessimistic.


d40929 (3)  No.326740

>>326736

No. Very few creatures actually do menstruate. Some shrews, bats and humans and that's about it.


da9055 (11)  No.326741>>326743 >>352908

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Would you fuck a monster girl clown?


16df3e (2)  No.326743

>>326736

I'm not sure actually. They're essentially in a state of bitch heat to varying degrees depending on canon. Menstruation exists as a means of essentially being able to conceive children year round, which I feel would be ideal for monstergirls since in my mind they'd have a significantly lower birthrate to balance out the fact that they run on semen.

Pregnancy would probably be a very intense experience for them, especially if it was considered a rare occurrence for the species. I could see them being very overprotective of their husbands, and having sex to a much greater degree than they were prior to pregnancy due to the draining of 'demonic energy' that sustains them going towards two bodies rather than just one. Or perhaps they have a sort of 'demonic energy sac' that acts kinda like a lymph node, saving it up until there's enough to sustain the pregnancy.

It's one of those things that really falls into the realm of headcanon rather than any established, published universe.

>>326741

Only if I could honk her nose and slather her face with my pie cream.


64a0f3 (4)  No.326747>>326770

>>326737

>noble bright

Extinction is not bright.


6e18e0 (4)  No.326749

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>>326717

I dont see why not


a832b9 (1)  No.326750

>>326717

So long as there is an actual girl attached to it, sure.


d40929 (3)  No.326770>>326771 >>326866

>>326747

>implying Monster Lord isn't ready to make human sons possible the moment she gets enough power to do so


78cb9f (1)  No.326771

>>326770

Human sons, monster daughterus. yes plz


64a0f3 (4)  No.326866>>348571

>>326770

>imblying she knows what she's doing enough to do that


5b85ac (2)  No.327324>>327326 >>327334 >>327434

Given the focus on A) the females' physique (and physicality in general) and B) the females usually taking the active, dominant role, I imagine monster girls to be an almost exclusively male fetish.

The question is: are there ANY girls into monmusu (perhaps the odd /ss/ fujo or domme), or is this audience 100.00% male?


549828 (1)  No.327326

>>327324

There are some pictures of Russian cosplayers that I've seen but haven't saved.


9c2aac (7)  No.327334

>>327324

One of the write/drawfags here is allegedly female, but they haven't posted in a while


b0d354 (1)  No.327434

>>327324

I think /cuckquean/ has threads about monstrous grills from time to time, but no one can really know for sure if those posters are girls. I mean, girls don't use the internet anyways right?


7a580a (3)  No.327435

File (hide): aac1c97dc663ab1⋯.jpg (323.86 KB, 871x898, 871:898, 1370097631472.jpg) (h) (u)

>patreon

>but with headpats instead of money


972559 (1)  No.327441

>>325704

i've always thought that the MGE stated that either:

a) monstergirls live more or less longer than humans (to varying degrees, species like hellhounds/dog girls/catgirls/harpies/etc. would live to be like 150 or something, and species like elves, dragons, and inari/kitsune live to the mid-to-high hundreds or even a thousand years, while undead are undead and eldritch-type girls are fukken whatever), and the monstergirl's husbando gets to live as long as her because MAMONO MANA/incubization

b) monstergirls live just about as long as humans do (so 75-100 years)


a65a9d (1)  No.328176>>328179

I've been trying to come up with some snarky remarks aimed at dragons, but I've been drawing up a blank. Something along the lines of light bullying.

Does anybody have some good ones?


5b85ac (2)  No.328179

>>328176

If she has wings and breathes fire

With her you should no children sire.

Dragons are not to be lain,

Dragons are there to be slain!

If you see a Wyrm,

You should make her squirm.


5431d2 (7)  No.328304>>328357 >>328363

File (hide): dbfd2eafdf5c25f⋯.jpg (19.31 KB, 340x271, 340:271, koto.jpg) (h) (u)

Is anyone working on a monstergirl themed podcast?

I've done sound engineering and I've actually put together podcasts and other content before so I have some experience in that field. Would anyone here be interested in co-hosting such a production?

Some thoughts for content

>Discussion of monster girl questions like those seen in QTDDTOT

>readings of monstergirl stories

>Monstergirl artist corner. Showcasing the good and not so good artwork /monster/ creates

>Other miscellaneous monstergirl topics and shitposting

I could run it solo if I had to but I don't care for doing solo shows if I can help it. It's more fun to discuss things with other people rather than arguing with myself like some advanced level autiest.


d2a83b (1)  No.328357>>328358

>>328304

You could have guests on. I'd love to chat about manga, but I need to find my headset before that becomes a reality.


088eae (2)  No.328358>>328363

>>328357

Yeh, but I would want a proper cohost. Solo podcasts are a brutal labor of love. That and I'm not all that well versed in the mge universe so my spin on things would be off putting for some I'm sure. I would need someone who would compliment my sensibilities.


9cf52a (2)  No.328363>>328371

>>328304

>>328358

Seems like it could be a fun time. I'd be willing to give co-hosting a try.

Contact information?


088eae (2)  No.328371>>328437

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>328363

I'll post an old series I worked on before and you can contact me from there via google. See if I sound totally intollerable to your ears. Pls no bully.


9cf52a (2)  No.328437>>328455

>>328371

As hard as I could look, I couldn't find any way to contact you through that page. So I added you on steam.


5431d2 (7)  No.328455>>328488

>>328437

huh, I figured there would be a way to message me or something. Perhaps I'm more out of the youtube loop than I thought. I like that drive to contact me though. I believe I know who you are as I recently got a new steam friendo request. I'll contact you shortly see if I can tolerate your vocalizations.


9c2aac (7)  No.328488>>328571

>>328455

A podcast probably does deserve its own thread, really


5431d2 (7)  No.328571

>>328488

We're shooting for the first episode to be done this weekend. As soon as we wrap up production of the show I'll make a thread here so our fellow degenerates can have something to listen to while browsing this board.

Depending on our reception we may do a live show if enough people are interested. People could ask questions and we could maybe have guests on if the occasion calls for it. This is all still pie in the sky though until we complete episode 1.

I still need to review our demo reel.


64a0f3 (4)  No.329126>>329127

I'm in a strange mood, /monster/. A non-lewd question, so I expect a non-lewd answer:

Which would be more unwise, watching all six Star Wars films (not necessarily in one sitting) alongside an Angel, or a Fallen Angel/Demon confirmed to have once been among the Hosts? Would the latter get bitter over fallen hero and redemption stories?


f29d3c (3)  No.329127

>>329126

First off, I think you're confused. There's only three Star Wars movies. Second I think they'd probably just enjoy them for what they are. The Angel would probably key off the heroic themes, maybe be a little troubled by the atheistic mysticism ("Mystic powers which don't come from God can only come from one place Anon!"). The Fallen Angel would probably like the action and be irritated at the black and white plot, arguing that the empire dindu nuffin wrong ("The death of the Emperor would have thrown the galaxy into chaos Anon!").


9255c6 (4)  No.330609>>330647


9c2aac (7)  No.330647>>330712

>>330609

If the number of penises is greater than the number of vaginas in a given scenario, it's gay. That's just simple math. And gay shit is already against the rules.

Self moderation means not sperging out when people make nighound jokes, it doesn't mean ignoring faggots that shit up the board with gangbang threads.


9255c6 (4)  No.330712>>330713 >>330719 >>330720

>>330647

>If the number of penises is greater than the number of vaginas in a given scenario, it's gay

But what if the extra amount of men in the scenario are having sex with one female AKA MMF?


c649bb (3)  No.330713>>330723


394839 (1)  No.330719>>330723

>>330712

>sharing your waifu with other men


fe9de3 (1)  No.330720>>330723

>>330712

Faggot


9255c6 (4)  No.330723>>330734

>>330719

>>330720

I don't support MMF, it's faggots like you that want to close all discussion because it hurt your fee-fee.

>>330713

How so? The men are not having sex with each other, so explain to me how it is gay.


9c2aac (7)  No.330734>>330739

>>330723

It's gay because in a MMF threesome you can't avoid interaction with the other man during sex unless the girl is the size of a building. Beyond that, you are sharing your girl with another man, which is cuckolding, which is fucking disgusting.

But I have a qtddiot myself: Why does MG content so often make use of the "if you cum you'll be addicted to me" line? When I cum, my common sense returns to me almost immediately. If I didn't want the sex I just had, I would realize this and probably try to get away, I wouldn't go "oh well she made me cum I guess I love her now." And drugs/magic is a pretty flimsy excuse.


9255c6 (4)  No.330739

>>330734

>It's gay because in a MMF threesome you can't avoid interaction with the other man during sex unless the girl is the size of a building. Beyond that, you are sharing your girl with another man, which is cuckolding, which is fucking disgusting.

Fair enough. As for your QTDDTOT, I'm of the opinion that men of the MGE world may have a much weaker willpower than our own, as we know that men don't just capitulate when they nut once, even if it is the most powerful nut you may have in your entire life.


74d822 (1)  No.332388>>332392

Are Mouse Trap Girls fine on /monster/?


f29d3c (3)  No.332392>>333005

>>332388

You're going to have to elaborate Hitler. You can't possibly be fucking retarded enough to mean "mouse >girls who are actually traps", and "mouse trap girls" gives me some extremely disturbing 3DPD results.


534a85 (1)  No.332995>>333172

File (hide): b573d7ae49e71c3⋯.png (986.95 KB, 716x872, 179:218, 1391561413589.png) (h) (u)

Can a blessed holy palad*n dick turn Druella into a obedient, submissive housewife?

Pic related, it's a Druella.


aecfda (2)  No.333005>>333006

>>332392

Mouse trap as inthe boardgame


60f12f (2)  No.333006

File (hide): cef265fb6d8fa61⋯.png (42.35 KB, 784x232, 98:29, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>333005

I'm listening…


7d3269 (1)  No.333161

>>325727

incubising is done naturally through sex with your waifu

your waifu wouldnt push it on you


c0c105 (2)  No.333172

>>332995

Yes, but she'll still be subverting nations in her free time.


c0c105 (2)  No.333176>>334849

>>325704

you're putting a lot of your own headcanon in there boyo. The MGE is only dark if you look at "implications" which is our habit of being pessimistic legalistic retards.

Does anyone read the actual source material? If you want dark implications go to the MGQ


c70e9a (5)  No.334809>>352985

If doppelgangers are born from the feeling of a man being rejected, what does a doppelganger give birth to if she gets pregnant?


0defee (1)  No.334849

>>333176

>Does anyone read the actual source material

Yes, that's why the author had to come out and state you can't trust the source material


6c6537 (4)  No.335398>>335579

1) If Zipangu is such a mamono-friendly state, why has it not turned into a demon realm? Judging by the kinds of mamono that tend to be found there, I'm guessing it would be more likely to turn into a bright green demon realm than a dark one, but how has it not turned even with the probably high concentration of mamonos living there?

2) How did Anubis mamonos get their reputation of being turbo-autists?


ea1a84 (2)  No.335435>>335438

File (hide): 3a9bc031befc5bd⋯.png (64.47 KB, 500x548, 125:137, IMG_2452.PNG) (h) (u)

Can someone explain the Anubis lego meme?


dfb971 (1)  No.335438>>335643

>>335435

The meme comes from the anubis being seen as autistic. Legos strike a certain cord within autists. As for why the anubis is an autist, I always assumed it was because of the obsession with pyramid-building (which can easily be recreated with legos on a smaller scale), and because they are completely stringent with a no-nonsense attitude.


6c6537 (4)  No.335524>>335528

So, exactly how reliant are single mamono on those "spirit energy supplements"?

We know that spirit energy "straight from the tap" is the most delicious and nutritious treat for any mamono, but they can also subsist on the small amounts of spirit energy contained in organic foods. The MGE article on Demonic Energy says that living on the "starvation rations" of the spirit energy in food alone is "both unhealthy and unpleasant in the long term," but it doesn't go into more detail.

Even so, I can imagine that most if not all mamono would have to live for a period of years before finding a husband, so how to they get by before then? Are they all using the processed spirit energy supplements, or can they make do on diet of normal food?

I think it may depend a lot on species. The undead, spirit, and demon type mamono seem to have a diet consisting entirely of spirit energy, but more animalistic mamono are usually classified as herbivores, carnivores, or omnivores in the MGE entries. So maybe they don't need the supplements as much as long as they maintain a healthy diet and don't overexert themselves too much?

What do you think?


60f12f (2)  No.335528

>>335524

Maybe the problem is less severe in demon realms due to all the ambient mana. That would also help explain why all the ridiculously OP monsters don't just steamroll the forces of Order; outside of demon realms monsters suffer attrition due to the poor rations giving Order forces a home field advantage.


6c6537 (4)  No.335579

>>335398

Nevermind about the Zipangu question. Turns out I can't read. It says right in the article that some parts of Zipangu are a bright green demon realm.


ea1a84 (2)  No.335643>>335644 >>336652

>>335438

Thanks anon

What about ay papi?


142b56 (4)  No.335644>>336652

>>335643

Long story with our resident mango farmer.


a19f3c (1)  No.335984

Does anyone have the archive of an old Danuki thread? I'm asking because an anon was talking about an online service that basically traded for you based on algorithms, and I didn't think to archive that at the time.


437a0c (1)  No.336593>>336654 >>336675 >>339035

Why are matango hated/feared?


6c6537 (4)  No.336652>>336653

>>335644

>>335643

But, seriously, though. Could someone explain the baphomet/mango meme to me?


da2fd8 (5)  No.336653

File (hide): 347d6b9c7358bfc⋯.png (848.01 KB, 2014x2043, 2014:2043, mango about mangos.png) (h) (u)


791a70 (2)  No.336654

>>336593

Because it's not their fetish.


c70e9a (5)  No.336675>>336761

>>336593

Have you read their profile?


791a70 (2)  No.336761>>336762

>>336675

I'm pretty sure that's somebody's fetish.


da2fd8 (5)  No.336762

>>336761

Was it the unrevised version of their profile you read?


e83687 (1)  No.336766

Do human prisons have to be overhauled to prevent alp outbreaks?


52a8f4 (1)  No.336800

does anyone know the one sad oneshot/doujin about man and gynoid falls love each other and married hapily and in the end man dies old age and his wife took own life because how much she loved him?


045927 (1)  No.338775>>338824

File (hide): 5b3b2a7b1e0fdf5⋯.png (83.21 KB, 326x310, 163:155, pajeet notes.png) (h) (u)

Which girls are native to India, and do any of them poo in the loo?


11aa58 (3)  No.338824

File (hide): 91fe32210103da3⋯.jpg (524.62 KB, 810x1200, 27:40, Apsara0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>338775

Very least Apsara, don't know.


2d5660 (1)  No.338835

Does anyone have the Panty Raiders source material?


20c06d (2)  No.338951>>338954 >>338955 >>338975 >>338979

Haven't been back for awhile so I was wondering what happened recently.

Also from what I remember, the Justician pantheon was Ammit, Arachne, and Reitia, right? If so, what's Arachne's symbol and what could each goddess be simplified as in a title like most deities in other pantheons?

Ammit:

Arachne:

Reitia:

As a last bit, what do you guys think about Mother Ekhidna, Hestia, Tiamat, or the Morrighan?


c863cd (2)  No.338953>>338954 >>338955 >>366068

File (hide): 78a34d06c07853f⋯.png (96.59 KB, 765x280, 153:56, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

I-Is this true /monster/? Are ye really this mean?


5152fd (2)  No.338954>>338956 >>339017 >>339129

>>338951

>Also from what I remember, the Justician pantheon was Ammit, Arachne, and Reitia, right?

Isn't Ebola-chan part of the pantheon? Otherwise, that's about right.

>If so, what's Arachne's symbol?

Something with a loom and a spider could work, but I don't specifically know of any symbol associated with her.

>what could each goddess be simplified as in a title like most deities in other pantheons?

Any title reflecting their traits would work. To clarify for each Goddess:

Reitia already has a few titles like 'Pora', meaning 'the good', and 'Shanaté', meaning 'Healer', and in addition, I generally call Reitia 'Mother' or 'Mama', as she is a mother(ly) goddess.

Ammit already has a few titles, like "Devourer of the Dead", "Eater of Hearts", and "Great of Death", but any title like 'the Just', 'Guardian of the Ma'at', et cetera would work as well.

For Arachne, titles like 'Weaver', 'the Lydian', 'Transformed One', et cetera, would work, though since she is new, there should be more digging and such for good, historical names.

>What do you guys think about Mother Ekhidna, Hestia, Tiamat, or the Morrighan?

Echidna and Tiamat, as great mothers of monsters, should have a place and recognition, but whether as goddesses in their own right, or as more minor goddesses, is a bit of a tossup to me. Hestia and the Morrighan are interesting, being responsible for the home, hearth, and the state, and the Morrighan being the Irish Fates or Norns, but again, I'm unxertain as to their place as Goddesses. But I am subservient to the will of what I know to be the pantheon. Their will dictates the acceptance of your suggestions, not mine.

>>338953

>thin-skinned pussies get bantered at

>go cry about it on /v/

I guess so.


da2fd8 (5)  No.338955>>338956 >>339017

>>338953

Well you kiddos do tolerate furries way too much.

>>338951

>Mother Ekhidna, Hestia, Tiamat, or the Morrighan

We should take the time to determine whether they're compatible with Ammit's JUSTICE first.


c863cd (2)  No.338956>>338957

>>338955

>>338954

This wasn't posted on /v/, bullies.


da2fd8 (5)  No.338957

>>338956

Well sorry /2hu/ but it did still specify "friends on /v/".


88bf00 (1)  No.338975>>339017 >>339129

>>338951

>what could each goddess be simplified as in a title like most deities in other pantheons?

Be suspicious of the tendency to simplify and attach a single mask. It may seem elegant but names are powerful references; attaching a single title over them threatens to erase the nuances of the goddess you’re linking to and renders them more vulnerable to takeover of that reference (a favourite (((tactic)))). Reitia, for example, was a chief goddess of her original people. She had many titles but she was always Reitia, and is always Reitia, and will always be Reitia. Err on the side of complexity where mythology is concerned, and you will find that simplicity falls out of the system on its own. Trust in the bramble.


3ef8d2 (1)  No.338979>>339017 >>339119 >>339129

>>338951

>what do you guys think about Mother Ekhidna, Hestia, Tiamat, or the Morrighan?

Please do not take this as insult: I think that goddesses are not dolls to be picked, chosen, and installed in a play-pantheon.


20c06d (2)  No.339017>>339129

>>338954

Ahh right, I forgot about Ebby.

On the other two lines: that's what I kind of figured, but I wasn't too sure.

Of course, it was simply a question. I was wondering on whether or not I might try to find out more information on them, maybe see if they could be reawakened if the pantheon dictates.

>>338955

Of course, though I have reason to believe that at least a few of them wouldn't be.

>>338975

I'm fully aware of this, and I understand your concern. I've spent far too much time explaining the differences between the greek and roman gods and pantheons to my friends and family whenever they argue on something I know for a fact is wrong. An example being the differences between Ares and Mars.

Nonetheless, I feel that it would be useful only to those who would wish to join us. Giving a crash course to help foster their understanding and lead them further into the mythology.

>>338979

I wasn't suggesting that, Anon, merely wondering aloud about what anon's thought of them. I didn't mean for it to imply that they could be in the pantheon without higher permission.


02f333 (1)  No.339035

>>336593

MGE matango are basically the flood in Halo games. Crabmans matango seems to be well liked.


5152fd (2)  No.339119>>339129

>>338979

I'm inclined to agree with you: their will must be made manifest to us first, like with Ammit, Ebola-chan, Reitia and now Arachne. I personally think it's better to have a smaller pantheon, so that it'd be easier to meditate on each goddess, and give them the necessary faith and will.


aecfda (2)  No.339129

>>338954

It's interesting that you mention the use of titles. In Indo European paganism when one prayed first you would invoke the god/goddess by listing some of their epithets or titles or they may have. Then you would give reasons they would answer your prayer such as their ability or inclination to answer your specific prayer then you give an offering or a promise of an offering to them.

Reitia, being an Indo European goddess would have been prayed to in such a fashion in classical times. This video goes into much more detail about it if you're interested.

video didn't want to embed for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzjx4yneCZs&t=1436s&app=desktop

>>338975

Yes. the gods more often than not have several different things they rule over, or are patrons of, or In some cases have separate aspects of themselves. For example Odin is not just a god of war he also sees over the dead, poetry, and frenzy.

>>338979

>>339017

>>339119

Perhaps this is simply my own opinion. But with gods and spiritual matters I dont believe it wise to play around or be careless. Insulting or offending a god, even by accident, not a good idea. So I advise caution when it comes to worship.


c70e9a (5)  No.339365

How does DE go away? I know it doesn’t leave living creatures, but what about environments? If all the monstergirls leave an area or were purged does it just dissipate and go away like radiation?


9f2ecb (2)  No.339399>>339402

Less of a question and more of a request, but I'm looking for a particular set of images. It was one of those choose your waifu pictures and I remember one of the choices was a shark girl. The theme was a government coupling program. I didn't want to make a thread without a contribution.


c70e9a (5)  No.339402>>339409 >>340594 >>354476

>>339399

This one?


9f2ecb (2)  No.339409

>>339402

Ah, yes. Thank you very much. Have some smut.


c70e9a (5)  No.340502>>340509 >>340510

How long can an oni go without drinking?


5bac40 (4)  No.340509

>>340502

>be in between jobs

>haven't been able to buy as much booze lately, and your oni gf is starting to get desperate

>caught her eating fistfuls of sugar to try and induce auto-brewery syndrome last night


232897 (1)  No.340510>>340674

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>340502

I like to imagine that onis are like robots from Futurama and get drunker as they get more sober


e5053d (2)  No.340594>>340605

>>339402

Tanith

>wants kids

>lovey dovey

>strict monogamist

Luna

>finds your body fascinating

>hand holding is a massive turn on

>makes dosh smut writing

<directionally retarded

Akrisia

>cash-flow enough to go full NEET with her

>pretty obviously longing for companionship

<might be smuggling super-heroin

Fisher

>cuddlebug

>L E W D

>removes criminal scum

>smug

Fuck, this is a hard one.


dc49b9 (1)  No.340605>>340609

>>340594

>Luna

>finds your body fascinating

>hand holding is a massive turn on

hand holding

Nah, it's a simple choice.


e5053d (2)  No.340609

>>340605

I'm not sure, Tanith's got snek hugs and Fisher wants to be big spoon while inhaling your scent.


558848 (1)  No.340674>>346748

>>340510

>decide to take oni wife on a pleasure cruise around the nordic countries using a privately rented motorboat

>unfortunately, you vastly underestimated how big your liquor cache should be for the trip

>12 hours into the trip, the coast of Norway has disappeared behind you and Iceland is still at least 2 days away, and the cache is already half gone

>oni wife is a little peeved that she'll have to ration the remainder

>by next morning, the rationing is already taking its toll

>her footsteps are a little unsteady and she occasionally hiccups

>by the end of the second day her eyes are bloodshot and she has to hold onto ropes or guide rails to walk in a straight line

>you wake up on the third day to the boat rocking back and forth as if there was a storm

>bursting onto the deck, you find your oni wife standing at the helm, spinning the wheel back and forth and gunning the engine at full speed as she attempts to guide it towards the rapidly approaching docks of Reykjavik

<O' GREENLAN' ISH A BARREN LAN', A LAN' SO BARREN O' GREEN

<WHERE TH' ICE DOTH FLOW AN' TH' WHALE FISHIES BLO-

>your boat crashes into the pier, sending the two of you flying into the nearest fisherman's pub, your wife smashing headfirst into a cask of beer which she immediately starts slurping down like it's the nectar of the gods


11aa58 (3)  No.341351>>341356 >>341369

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where can I find this… piece of animation?


e65668 (1)  No.341356>>341369

>>341351

Isn't that some NTR shit? I think you might be in the wrong place.


a9dbe4 (2)  No.341364>>341371

File (hide): ac69592a0775957⋯.jpg (203.99 KB, 638x941, 638:941, Oomukade16.jpg) (h) (u)

Would a human woman injected with Oomukade venom turn into an Oomukade herself?


1608aa (1)  No.341369>>341421 >>341437 >>341573

>>341351

>>341356

Avoid it. Cucks defend this as not being NTR because the girl doesn't leave the MC after two of his classmates rape her in front of him while he's handcuffed to a desk despite the fact that she is clearly cheating on him at the end of the show, and the fact that she deflects all of his accusations with sex.

I won't tell you where to find it because if that doesn't turn you off you need to leave this board and never come back.


4d6e56 (1)  No.341371>>341378

>>341364

If that were the case we'd also have to consider human women stuck with manticore spines, bit by various undead, were-kin bites, and other venomous insect girls.


a9dbe4 (2)  No.341378

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11aa58 (3)  No.341421>>341573 >>357272

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>>341369

>Another promising hentai ruined by NTR


156571 (1)  No.341437>>341573

>>341369

>spoiler

>she is clearly cheating on him at the end of the show, and the fact that she deflects all of his accusations with sex.

That sounds like a textbook concealed corruption-style NTR scenario, right down to staying with him (let me guess, because her “heart belongs to him”). Absolutely disgusting. Why even bring it up here?


89ddca (1)  No.341573>>341578 >>348573

>>341369

>>341421

>>341437

The truth is she sucks two other dicks at the same time and takes both their dicks up the ass while having vaginal sex with the MC. Everything is okay in the end though, because as a succubus her body changes to suit the preferences of the guy she likes and it only did so with the MC, so she realizes she likes him and doesn't need any other dick. At least we assume that's the case. Either way the introduction of other guys is completely unnecessary and is cheating, if not outright NTR.


ffebc3 (2)  No.341578

>>341573

>Have your girl fuck other men to prove that she loves you

This has removed all doubt that it was ever anything more than cuckshit with a succuslut


142b56 (4)  No.342000>>342010 >>342014 >>348891

How picky are monster girls over men? What kind of men do they just outright despise or not acknowledge? I remember it being unrepentant murderers or absolute scumbags, but what about average guys?

>tfw automatically assume monster girls would hate me or treat me as nonexistent

>tfw even if monstdr girls appeared and spread everywhere, i'd still be alone

Oh well, at least I get to become a wizard.


5bac40 (4)  No.342010

File (hide): a6175f8e6109ac0⋯.png (169.45 KB, 476x345, 476:345, disgrace.png) (h) (u)

>>342000

Stop sadposting.


ffebc3 (2)  No.342014

>>342000

Don't worry robot, if you aren't happy, a Mindflayer will make you happy


142b56 (4)  No.343927

How do you get a waifu?

What does a waifu bring exactly other than not existing?

How do you not fuck up everything when tryin to get a waifu or if you ever get one?

Waifus never ever, right?


5bac40 (4)  No.345177>>345206 >>345299 >>345330 >>345354

What's the number one outfit you'd like to see your waifu wearing other than a wedding dress?


da2fd8 (5)  No.345206>>345212

>>345177

Nude apron like anyone else, I suppose.


5bac40 (4)  No.345212>>345213 >>345299

>>345206

Nude apron is high tier but it doesn't hold a candle to panties and an old t-shirt.


0e7cbd (1)  No.345213

>>345212

I was just about to post this, true patrician taste


9b0978 (1)  No.345299

>>345177

Too many options to start with, really. There's plenty of good tastes like summer sundresses, chinese dresses, evening gowns but even then there's also simple options like >>345212 's panties and old t-shirt - great taste. I think I'm partial to seeing her in a white t-shirt and blue jeans, there's something nostalgic and comfy about that.


bc29fb (2)  No.345330>>345355

>>345177

WW1 german m1907 tunic and trousers with lobster armor and m1916 helmet with brow plate and the most importantly knee high putees


1784bf (2)  No.345354

>>345177

A WW1 British uniform, to remind me of the good old days when Britannia ruled the waves.


1784bf (2)  No.345355

>>345330

That's pretty nice


f91215 (1)  No.346715

There was a greentext about a female paladin monsterizing into a shirohebi claiming that she would protect her boyfriend, does anyone have it?


bc29fb (2)  No.346732

>>325524

the beans do not seem to be working on Yuugi


142b56 (4)  No.346742>>348578

What happens if a guys asks their monster girl waifu to give him a headpat?

Wouod she just laugh and call the guy a loser?


2a24a4 (1)  No.346748

>>340674

Underrated post!


171536 (1)  No.348571>>348594

File (hide): cedc87fd26ad79d⋯.png (644.28 KB, 1326x629, 78:37, Troll_eng1.png) (h) (u)

>>326866

Eat shit grimdarkfag.


1cdfa4 (1)  No.348573

>>341573

>Everything is okay in the end though

If you're a cuck and fine with getting cucked.


a17382 (1)  No.348578

>>346742

Depends on the species. Most would probably be pretty happy with giving headpats. Something like a hellhound would laugh and make fun of you, but she would probably relent. Because you made her laugh. Not because she thinks you're cute or anything. Because she doesn't. She definitely does not like feeling her claws run through your hair, nor does she enjoy cuddling with you, just being content in each other's presence. No way.


0b5e08 (1)  No.348594>>348883

>>348571

>implying implied incompetence is implying grimdarkness


9b9035 (2)  No.348871

File (hide): 352b86f2f3c1788⋯.png (725.33 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 35245911_p0.png) (h) (u)

Could "the dawn of the future when monsters become able to give birth to incubi" lead to mamono hybrids? Could the son of a holstaur impregnating a centaur lead to [pic related]?


9b9035 (2)  No.348883

>>348594

The Demon Lord succeeding is canon, fuck off.


d9f0ab (1)  No.348891

>>342000

Most girls have a type but they also have this thing called 'flexible standards'. Either an average guy is good enough for them, or they don't mind using him as a base to (sometimes literally) sculpt him closer to her ideal.


bd189d (1)  No.349333>>349339

File (hide): 4b5eb8153feef2b⋯.jpg (1003.35 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, photo0159.jpg) (h) (u)

Should I be worried?


f1968a (1)  No.349339

>>349333

Is your computer cheating on you?


38ab41 (1)  No.352852>>359080

File (hide): 9bb504f4bf1dcf9⋯.jpg (36.23 KB, 249x206, 249:206, 1436227186279-1.jpg) (h) (u)

How long would I be able to remain single in a world saturated with monstergirls.


d9aace (13)  No.352855>>352856 >>352916

Which monster girl is best for letting you use her lap as a pillow while she strokes your hair and tells you everything is going to be just fine?


348f57 (4)  No.352856>>352916

File (hide): 422fbd24a533eac⋯.png (217.37 KB, 700x785, 140:157, AlYLTdz.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 29161fbd63d7d20⋯.png (246.83 KB, 669x724, 669:724, Kikimora146.png) (h) (u)

>>352855

Foxfags would have you believe that Kitsune are, because of the fluffy tails. However, Kikimora tails are not only just as fluffy, they're also hypoallergenic, and Kikis come without the superiority complex you get with fox girls (try getting a Kitsune to call you "master").

From this we can conclude that Kikimoras have the best laps for laying in and being told that everything will be okay


fff40b (1)  No.352860>>352861

File (hide): 9fedab9b1971dc8⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1842x1312, 921:656, fadbcvbcv.png) (h) (u)

Okay guys, this might sound crazy, but hear me out. We take these two waifus, and put them together into one waifu.

Getting the succ while also getting neck nibbles sounds fantastic.


a70467 (1)  No.352861

File (hide): a07def959e66de8⋯.png (517.21 KB, 699x889, 699:889, failed fusion.png) (h) (u)

>>352860

You'd have to be damn sure you got that fusion right otherwise you'd end up with a sweet, loving waifu who wants to suck blood out of your dick.


3144ea (1)  No.352908

File (hide): a118b2f264b9f20⋯.gif (934.9 KB, 420x231, 20:11, nice.gif) (h) (u)

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>>326741

>lipstick smears for days

>doesn't conform to real world logic so she can appear from anywhere

>hyperactive and assertive, meaning she takes the lead

>tall and lanky, which shes to her advantage

sign me up


fdfef6 (4)  No.352916>>352919

>>352855

>>352856

Would breast pillows be as nice as a lap pillow? Because I've been thinking lately about how nice it could be to rest my head on a girl's chest.


dd56db (18)  No.352919

>>352916

Buttpillows are best.


7fb948 (2)  No.352922

File (hide): 570a66e248da2e1⋯.jpg (409.95 KB, 1063x1500, 1063:1500, 15.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): c12b465e6d124a7⋯.jpg (402.65 KB, 1063x1500, 1063:1500, 16.jpg) (h) (u)

What's the consensus on this:

Does a Wurm have a cloaca? Or is it like the pics provided? Or do Wurms have them all separated like humans do? I'd like to have an idea in case I decide to write the lewd parts out in a story.


59ad79 (1)  No.352966>>354018

Does anyone have that STALKER CYOA pic?

The one with the doggo chick.


0c8814 (1)  No.352985

>>334809

>born from lingering regret of those who lost love and demonic energy

If I had to guess a very sad ghost. but I'm thinking about writing a story about

doppelganger sister and a haunted house. Does she want a boyfriend or a big brother to give head pats?


d5eff5 (1)  No.352992>>353405

does a jabberwok control her tentacles, or do they have a mind of there own?


f0b8d8 (1)  No.353360

File (hide): 53dbaa45fb1c2a8⋯.jpg (186.32 KB, 1200x628, 300:157, fb.jpg) (h) (u)

NEKO-NIN exHeart and the sequel.

Worth a playthrough?

Worth a buy?


08abb2 (2)  No.353405

>>352992

I'm pretty sure they can control them. There's a good Jabber doujin that would suggest so.


4d3ded (2)  No.353408>>353409 >>353410 >>353421

File (hide): 4979c374fab869b⋯.jpg (9.84 KB, 170x170, 1:1, 16737993.jpg) (h) (u)

Can someone explain this whole board? I keep coming back because I want to draw shit in the draw thread but I can never understand what this is all about. People are talking about monstergirls like it's some anime that everyone knows about and the characters are from it too, and when someone talks about a certain monstergirl it seems they're talking about a specific character rather than a character/species type. But when I look into it the character doesn't seem to be from anywhere, it just exists for some reason.


08abb2 (2)  No.353409>>353416

>>353408

>Can someone explain this whole board?

How about you just lurk more like a normal person?

http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page


f8651b (1)  No.353410>>353416

File (hide): 02a7501d580e210⋯.png (2.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lhyffpos.png) (h) (u)

>>353408

Well, I'd tell you to lurk moar but you actually posted in the right thread for this so I'm gonna help you out. http://mgewiki.com/w/Main_Page is pretty much the bulk of the source material, additionally the game Monster Girl Quest, and the manga Monster Musume. Consider poking around in those circles for a bit.


4d3ded (2)  No.353416>>353420 >>353421

>>353409

>>353410

I've been visiting for a long time but it's hard to hang around when I don't understand. Or maybe it's just not my thing, I don't exactly care about any character enough to sit in a thread about it, I just think the designs are interesting and seem fun to draw.

For example sometimes it seems that when people talk about an animal they're referring to a specific character like it's obvious, but then there's things like centaurs and slime girls which don't seem to be a character but rather a generic character archetype or a species or something. I mean if someone in a draw thread requests a "fenrir" or a "snek" without any context or reference, should I assume it's some existing character and not something I'm supposed to come up with based on the animal/monster?


ee02e5 (1)  No.353420

>>353416

Just ask exactly what they mean, newkiddo.


dd56db (18)  No.353421

>>353416

>>353408

What's your work like, and what have you wanted to try drawing in the draw thread but fail to understand?


298e5e (1)  No.353928>>353936

Would an aquatic monster like a Mershark or a Sea Bishop be able to move on land? If so, how? It's been bugging me for a while now.


46b468 (5)  No.353936

File (hide): 22a457e19beb098⋯.png (108.66 KB, 1479x943, 1479:943, b6d4355e-25d5-45f4-8826-07….png) (h) (u)

>>353928

>Not keeping up with the Q&As

Apply yourself.


7fb948 (2)  No.354018

>>352966

I was looking for this awhile ago as well, but I don't know where it went


46b468 (5)  No.354230>>354242

File (hide): dbde449f92183c1⋯.jpg (276.63 KB, 544x416, 17:13, RE180894_img_smp4.jpg) (h) (u)

Can alraunes turn around inside their flower or are they stuck facing in one direction?


714faf (3)  No.354242>>354289 >>354295 >>354415

File (hide): a833ac41a8cd5a2⋯.jpg (53.25 KB, 743x574, 743:574, Kermit.jpg) (h) (u)

>>354230

I'd imagine they would be able to turn, I mean, how else would they able to face the sun for maximum photosynthesis. Also that image makes me angry. What if I gotta take a piss? What if I want to eat something besides nectar? What if I wanna tell my parents that I've gotten married?


46b468 (5)  No.354289

File (hide): 2de30fafb951820⋯.jpg (324.1 KB, 718x425, 718:425, 1525567183586.jpg) (h) (u)

>>354242

>spoiler


bc9801 (1)  No.354292

back with you

>>> 8ch.net/deltanxn


ca1435 (15)  No.354295

>>354242

>memegenerator.net


46b468 (5)  No.354415

>>354242

Well, we know from KC's Q&A sessions that alraunes can uproot themselves and walk around on the roots triffid-style. Everything else can be solved with good ol' MAMONO MANA.


f015d0 (2)  No.354462>>354463 >>354471

Would bisexuals alp?What about bisexuals who prefer women, are they still at a risk of alping even if they think men aren't worth it?What about bi's who admit they are attracted to men but want a beautiful monster wife and an adorable little daughteru?


646562 (4)  No.354463>>354484

>>354462

So far as we know, the one thing necessary to becoming an alp is that you are already too girly a man as is. I don't think being gay is sufficient, but it certainly is necessary.


46b468 (5)  No.354471

>>354462

According to KC, you won't alp if your desire to bone a woman is stronger than your desire to be boned by a man.


dfecbf (1)  No.354476

>>339402

>ganguro is a roach

my heart is fuzzy


dd56db (18)  No.354484>>354486 >>355831

>>354463

The condition was "wanting to be a girl from the bottom of one's heart". This would also imply it wouldn't really fix a lot of traps/trannies, as they don't truly do what they do out of a heartfelt, meaningful reason.


646562 (4)  No.354486>>355831

>>354484

>This would also imply it wouldn't really fix a lot of traps/trannies

This is also true. The only story of an alp we actually have is from the classes book.


9c5527 (3)  No.355242>>355249 >>355253

What is a monster's reaction when she finds out her non-blood brother is getting v'd by more powerful mammono? Would she stand up for him?


ca1435 (15)  No.355249

File (hide): 25257abd721abf5⋯.png (306.59 KB, 1200x989, 1200:989, BD7731AA-9564-4CAC-91D2-E2….png) (h) (u)

>>355242

If she’a already getting vagged by her it’s too late to step in lest she commit the heretical act of NTR. Best she can hope for is to try and make her brother bigamous.


8a385a (1)  No.355253

>>355242

She should give him tips on the more powerful monsters weaknesses, so he can come out on top in the relationship.

This is assuming that it's a normal brother-sister relationship where they don't want to fuck each other and just want the best for each other.


3def91 (13)  No.355311>>355322 >>355461

>>325645

Soy Alraune are either Ara Alps or the most b/u/llied girls

Also are the paladins going to be the SJWs that bitch about monstergirls or do they want rape very badly?


fdfef6 (4)  No.355322

File (hide): f23b82ffd80119a⋯.png (646.4 KB, 986x1229, 986:1229, 1030cb4586b9c841329928d691….png) (h) (u)

>>355311

They know what they want.


2de564 (1)  No.355461

>>355311

>Also are the paladins going to be the SJWs that bitch about monstergirls or do they want rape very badly?

Those two are the same thing though.


ca1435 (15)  No.355551>>355556

Ushi-oni are cow spider-demons, so how do they give birth? Do they lay eggs or give live birth?


f81bff (2)  No.355556

>>355551

Eggs with big o' cow titties for feeding the daughterus.


ca1435 (15)  No.355603>>355612 >>355614

File (hide): 05019b9f7cbb986⋯.png (501.64 KB, 934x629, 934:629, C4114BC1-6908-4631-8042-BE….png) (h) (u)

File (hide): be533aae84d93b4⋯.jpeg (316.03 KB, 1355x900, 271:180, 3D5A51D2-D04F-4FBA-83F4-D….jpeg) (h) (u)

What happens if a giant ant colony discovers an ant arachne amongst their ranks?


3def91 (13)  No.355612>>355614

>>355603

B/u/lly or ant harem with the queen and husbando I don't know man


f72610 (9)  No.355614>>355615 >>355628

>>355612

>>355603

>There are still people who don't read the Q&A

For fuck's sake.

http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross


3def91 (13)  No.355615

>>355614

So b/u/lly


a32c60 (2)  No.355628>>355634

File (hide): aff50953b10f28d⋯.jpg (74.73 KB, 853x960, 853:960, What_in_the_goddamn.jpg) (h) (u)

>>355614

>But even if "Oh so is that! Well that's fine" is also the case, there might be some individuals that "get to work!" would want…

im sorry?


fdfef6 (4)  No.355634

>>355628

Some wouldn't mind, others would want to get her working


7f7f4f (3)  No.355670>>355673 >>355852

do superheroines count as monstergirls?


368f13 (5)  No.355673>>355804 >>355852

>>355670

Only if they are from Japan, anything else is just a furry man with tits. Example: Gwenpool and Carol Denvers are not monmusu; one's a sweet adorable girl who had a good original run with an actual ending in which both the writer and the main artist took great care of the character and showcased both her strengths and her weaknesses, the other is a racist man with tits.


348f57 (4)  No.355804>>355813 >>355819 >>355852

>>355673

Did Gwenpool have an ending? I thought the artist was just told he had to end the comic in the next issue and had to cobble something together rather than letting the story play out until the end.

I don't read comics, but what little I saw of Gwenpool looked cute.

Also I'm sure there's plenty of superheroines that could be /monster/ worthy if we just used their incarnations from before comics got pozzed. She-Hulk comes to mind.


3def91 (13)  No.355813>>355852

>>355804

Gwenpool is pozzed


368f13 (5)  No.355819>>355852

File (hide): 998bf2b0dc532d9⋯.jpg (101.16 KB, 900x836, 225:209, gwenom.jpg) (h) (u)

>>355804

You can read the whole thing online or on >>>/storytime/. Gwenpool wasn't rushed actually. Yes, Hastings was being let off, and it clearly influenced his writing of Gwenpool, but /co/ really warmed up to her, at least those of us who stuck to the threads. Kinda like /tg/ and Goblin Slayer, only more pure and innocent. Of course, you only want to read the Gurihiru parts (the main artist behind all the cute art (and of course she's japanese, further proving their superiority over the left)), anything else is drawn by trash artists. Seriously, go and read The Amazing Gwenpool, it's the best thing to come out of Marvel in the past decade. While there is some poz, yes, (nigger spidey getting far more screentime than he deserves, ms. muslim appeares in one issue, new hawkeye) it's frankly miniscule compared to Marvel's usual shit. There's actually this running joke that Gwen is a better character than any of the pozzed ones, despite being written off as a teenage Deadpool by other writers, and comes off as a more sympathetic character.

There was this issue of, fuck I don't know, whatever it is ms. muslim is involved with, along with chinese ripoff hulk and a couple other guys. The issue was about immigration and racism (of course) (I think) with the pozzed characters going on and on about, "this is the real world, we have to fight this". Gwenpool's response, after listening to this bullshit? "Man, we're not fighting supervillians? God, how boring. Imma go find some supervillian to fight," and then she fucks off. I'm adlibbing here, but trust me, it was bad. And Gwen, who was suppoused to be in the wrong, is actually completely right! Superhero comics focusing mainly on not fighting mutant monsters or supervillains is boring as fuck (aka everything pozzed). Gwen was unvittingly voicing the concerns of 99% of comic book readers. Mind you, I'm no comic book expert, I was only reading Gwenpool because I thought she looked cute.


f72610 (9)  No.355831>>355861

>>354486

>>354484

>Alps are incubi who strongly desired “to become female” or “to be joined with a male”

>to be joined with a male


7f7f4f (3)  No.355852>>355854

>>355670

>>355673

>>355804

>>355813

>>355819

So I guess they are if they are basically non-human (eg she-hulk, supergirl, miss martian, or maybe wonderwomen). Maybe witches or Sorceresses?

I was actually asking for quest reasons, would you guys like to see a supervillian quest?


0f0eb8 (1)  No.355854>>355861

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>355852

Purifying evil girls with the power of dick is my jam. Put a tickle belt on her until she's good like in that Spongebob episode.

Supergirl or Wonder Woman would be pushing it though, they're really just human women in silly outfits.


7f7f4f (3)  No.355861>>355862 >>355865

>>355831

>>355854

is it legal on here to post a quest like that, cause if i'm not going to get banned I'll do it.

>supergirl

She's kryponian. If witches and elves count as MG's I'd say she counts.

>wonderwoman

Isn't she made of clay, or am I tripping?

I'll probably make up my own heros al la one punch man, but it should be fun.


3def91 (13)  No.355862

>>355861

Amazon


750faf (1)  No.355865

>>355861

It should be legal to do it, go and give it a try.


1ed317 (1)  No.357217>>357543 >>357650

File (hide): b2a7da0c545e911⋯.jpg (328.3 KB, 1142x771, 1142:771, How to Date A Monster Girl.jpg) (h) (u)

Is it appropriate to discuss the commercially published English monster girl fic on /monster/?


5e232f (3)  No.357272>>357274

>>341421

what is this from?


5e232f (3)  No.357274


f72610 (9)  No.357540>>357542 >>357543

File (hide): c1ea36d5e3bafc6⋯.png (65.75 KB, 177x145, 177:145, OrderCrest.PNG) (h) (u)

Do royalty and nobility in Order lands exercise Droit du Seigneur, or does that go against the Order's intended role as the "no fun allowed" faction?

For those who don't know, "Droit du Seigneur" is basically the right of a feudal lord to NTR wedded couples in his realm on their wedding night.


dd56db (18)  No.357542>>357543

File (hide): f0b5b3f6271afea⋯.png (29.54 KB, 200x200, 1:1, Wadina 200 gun.png) (h) (u)

>>357540

1: You do understand that there is little historical basis for that ever having actually existed, correct?

2:

>or does that go against the Order's intended role as the "no fun allowed" faction?

What are you trying to imply, that that rule is "fun"?


fdfef6 (4)  No.357543>>357599

File (hide): 77feb79d170b583⋯.png (652.64 KB, 1015x720, 203:144, 8382a12aef34ca3ec9c0254ec5….png) (h) (u)

>>357217

This looks like something you'd see in an airport bookstore. Normalfags are a mistake

>>357540

>it's okay for lords to get the first go with women because they're lords

This is why we need monsters.

>>357542

>What are you trying to imply, that that rule is "fun"?

It would be fun for the lords, that's basically how they ruled Lescatie.


6f067e (1)  No.357548

What are some good finished monster girl h-games?


edec43 (1)  No.357575>>357601

>>325643

I know this is a shitpost, but the whole soy thing drives me crazy. Yes, it's true that soybeans contain estrogen, but the amount of estrogen inside of soybeans is so minuscule that it wouldn't realistically feminizing anyone. It's akin to calling someone with narcolepsy a turkeyboy.


dd56db (18)  No.357592

>>325643

But anon, flowers produce fruit, not veggies. We need an entirely new type of monster girl for onion girls.

>>325645

Onion girls, whatever they may be, would involve lots of passionate sex where you both cry out of joy, and as the sex continues, she continues to shed layers of herself until she becomes more and more like a loli. Then she grows all her layers back by the time you wake up.


3def91 (13)  No.357599

>>357543

We could rebel against the lord and fuck him up


d9aace (13)  No.357601>>357608 >>358917

>>357575

>t. Soyboy pro

Lay off that shit, brah.


3def91 (13)  No.357608

>>357601

I think soy isn't harmful if it's in meats like as sauce or something I don't know.


68f0fc (1)  No.357650

>>357217

I fucked up and bought this collection out of desperation for content. It is chaos tier shit with tons of soyboy stuff, SJW themes, and fucking chaos tier shit. Fuck this lady and her shitty books.


9bcd05 (2)  No.358275>>358290

Does anyone have that one webm with the brownie girl?


ef0026 (1)  No.358280>>358286

Is mana really stored in the balls?


300aaf (2)  No.358286>>358294 >>358523

>>358280

Personally, it sounds to me that in magic settings where "semen=mana" is the rule giving a monstergirl your jizz is basically conducting a mass sacrifice of millions of soul fragments contained within each sperm cell.


dd56db (18)  No.358290>>358309

File (hide): defee782d3f6255⋯.webm (7.6 MB, 532x300, 133:75, 8r9k's favorite monster g….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>358275

This one?


5bdd32 (2)  No.358294>>358296

File (hide): b0931c2ac8d60be⋯.jpg (29.73 KB, 550x365, 110:73, brudleX-D.jpg) (h) (u)

>>358286

>monster girls feed on pieces of souls found within each little sperm cell in our body

That's pretty fucking metal, if I do say so myself.


dd56db (18)  No.358296>>358297

>>358294

I wonder if mamono metal really does use lyrics that describe it like that.


5bdd32 (2)  No.358297

File (hide): 4a77dbd5b0e54ea⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 555x381, 185:127, wewLads-hnnng.gif) (h) (u)

>>358296

>I wonder if mamono metal really does use lyrics that describe it like that.

Oh Dog, now I'm imagining a mamono brutal death metal band growling, roaring, and shrieking about the succ and fucc. That would be fucking glorious.


9bcd05 (2)  No.358309

>>358290

A million thanks to you, anon.


ba47b6 (2)  No.358335>>358338 >>358339

Working on a DnD type game but with monster girls as party members. I'm aiming for 6 playable characters. Which monster girls should should I use for my party and what should their class/job be?


d9aace (13)  No.358338>>358342

>>358335

>Drunken brawler Oni

>Drunken brawler Oni

>Drunken brawler Oni

>Drunken brawler Oni

>Drunken brawler Oni

>Drunken brawler Oni

Bar crawl and brawl party, m8. Do it.

If you need an actual class, make them all barbarians and chug down.


dd56db (18)  No.358339>>358342

>>358335

Holstaur ballastician.


ba47b6 (2)  No.358342>>358346 >>358349

>>358338

Can I give them a sumo martial art style since strangely that's where oni fighting style is suppose to come from?

>>358339

How do milk powered ballista work?


dd56db (18)  No.358346

>>358342

It's not that she necessarily fires milk or powers a catapult with milk, it's that she's a ballastician because she's got the biggest ballast.


d9aace (13)  No.358349

>>358342

Go for it. Main thing is for the party to spend little time if any sober and to cause drunken wreckage in their wake.


fe0070 (1)  No.358523

File (hide): 6e6af2d6315b67f⋯.png (165.19 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 1231219270608.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9b7469c06477d3b⋯.png (296.07 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Pixie_eng2.png) (h) (u)

>>358286

The early translations for the MGE had the girls eating souls instead of mana.


8574a6 (1)  No.358726

File (hide): 038aa3b29ebac13⋯.jpg (424.7 KB, 1200x1676, 300:419, cryingcatgirlonigiri.jpg) (h) (u)

Does anybody know the name of the manga that this pic is from?


d9aace (13)  No.358735>>358738 >>358755 >>358757

So what does one do when they're shit out of luck in getting a monster girl waifu?

They have incredibly high standards, don't they?


73650a (1)  No.358738

>>358735

Hello, robo-kun.


9f66bb (2)  No.358755>>358767

>>358735

You could always douse yourself in steak sauce and run naked through the hellhound part of town taunting "Run, run as fast as you can!

You can't catch me! I'm the Abstinence Man!"


300aaf (2)  No.358757

>>358735

It all about playing to their instincts. Look nervous around manticores, chilly when there's a yeti nearby, ect.


d9aace (13)  No.358767

>>358755

Perfect. Just need to combine lube with the steak sauce to add some challenge. I can see the news now.

>Local man causes hellhound chase. Escalates into riot.


f72610 (9)  No.358917>>358931 >>358991 >>359053

File (hide): e25ad07e19dbdfb⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 78.17 KB, 500x733, 500:733, 1522259702804.png) (h) (u)

>>357601

>t. Soyboy pro

Anon, there's a name for ignoring scientific fact that goes against your beliefs. It's called religion


d9aace (13)  No.358931

>>358917

Shoo shoo, soy goblin. Your tricks won't work here.


3def91 (13)  No.358991

>>358917

What if the Earth is that old to god or were we like colonizers from another planet?


3bf1c4 (3)  No.359053

>>358917

>creating beer before creating earth

God's got his priorities in order.


f72610 (9)  No.359080


ca1435 (15)  No.359341

How does one go insane from a shoggoth and what does it feel like?


f72610 (9)  No.359730>>359753 >>359759 >>359762

File (hide): b0df689140e0a3a⋯.jpg (113.02 KB, 954x1200, 159:200, Baphomet145.jpg) (h) (u)

If Baphomets have the most pleasurable pussies, which MG has the most pleasurable anus?


dd56db (18)  No.359753

>>359730

Kakuen.


93b4a3 (1)  No.359759

>>359730

Does a cloaca count as an anus?


3def91 (13)  No.359762

>>359730

Obliviously the Bicorn after all they love getting cuckqueened


29fd1b (3)  No.359993>>359995 >>360000 >>360002 >>360003 >>360045 >>360071 >>365386

File (hide): 00e8a69655defe8⋯.jpg (132.52 KB, 590x590, 1:1, Touhou_-_Chibi_Keine3.jpg) (h) (u)

do monster girls support MGTOW or are they against it?


28c214 (3)  No.359995

>>359993

I think they would be understanding about the whole reasoning behind it, but, make no mistake about it, the way MGTOWs will be going post-DOTRape will be towards their waifu and a bedroom.


f81bff (2)  No.360000

>>359993

They'd probably be confused by it unless they understood that human women are a shit.


646562 (4)  No.360002>>360071

>>359993

They would not respect the desire for a man to have his celibacy under ANY circumstances. Although if one of those genetic dead ends would cling to that nihilistic ideology in the face of monster girls then they are truly lost and merely dead men walking anyways.


348f57 (4)  No.360003>>360221

>>359993

Why would you want to be MGTOW when you have monster girls?


f04701 (3)  No.360045

>>359993

mgtow would die the same way atheism would.


d9da48 (2)  No.360071>>360072 >>362509

>>359993

>>360002

Well if there is less monster girls than men then maybe they would, as they would have enough men for themselves and their daughters. If not than they would likely attempt to make MGTOW men to change their ways or they would be targets for sub girls or dom girls. The better question is will monster girls would make the juice worth the squeeze (marriage and commitment) worth it for men again. /monster/ knows that the answer would be of course it would be worth it, but men who have been burn by women or horrified by the actions of women had done to their friends, grandfathers, father, bothers, and even their celebrities like Robin Williams (alimony and suicide), Brendan [just] Fraser (alimony), Anthony Bourdain (cucked and suicide), Cesar Millan (attempted suicide) and other high status men being divorce and cheated on would find the notion insane. It is becoming to the point that not even pick up artist are finding one night stands worth it and that is just one day with a woman imagine a life time with women. And the worse part is that there is little one can do about it; Asian, Arab, and even African women are becoming worse according to their men. The only women that are still tolerable is the Amish women, Ultra Orthodox Jewish women, and Primitive Baptist women and that all requires a isolated society with extremely strict laws and social control; something impossible for the modern world for many reasons. It is not Nihilism that prevents men from wanting to marry or even date, it is simple pragmatism and self preservation.


dd56db (18)  No.360072>>360075 >>360097

>>360071

>Ultra Orthodox Jewish women

Were those EVER tolerable?


28c214 (3)  No.360075

>>360072

Only as a pile of ash.


d9da48 (2)  No.360097>>360100

>>360072

There are many sects of Jews and why I say that Ultra Orthodox Jewish women are the most tolerable is that that they are the only sect reproducing in a rate of 2 or more children within the Jewish population. Marxist and feminism affected the Jews too. There is also the Beta (black) Jews but Israel had tried to keep their population down via sterilization (what irony) so I am not too sure about their population growth rate. But the point is that because that only the super religious, totalitarian, isolated societies can keep women manageable enough for men to marriage doable in the long term. That or they would have to be a place where the death rate is very high to keep the population up and not have the next tribe, plague, or famine from wiping them out of existence.

To prove my point the Latinos and Middle Easterners (the traditional and religious ) that move to the US or EU are producing less than the ones back home, especially the latter generations Latinos and Middle Easterners that are born in the US or EU.

The white population is declining due to feminism, the black population will crash hard as single mothers will destroy the black neighborhoods/welfare stops supporting said women, and the Asian population will drop as the women are super gold diggers and will become leftover women.


f04701 (3)  No.360100

>>360097

man that's fucking bleak.


f72610 (9)  No.360126>>360150 >>360155 >>360168

File (hide): a7916a9a3585e61⋯.jpg (92.12 KB, 1280x411, 1280:411, 1511039667.repeatedmeme42_….jpg) (h) (u)

What happens if a gaijin human woman monsterizes into a Zipangu monster?


8b1ae2 (2)  No.360150>>360157

>>360126

Lilim: [laughs]


ca1435 (15)  No.360155>>360160 >>360247 >>360727

>>360126

<Gomenasai, my name is Sarah-Sama.

<I'm a 27 year old American Oomukade (Centipede for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

<I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

<I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

<When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

<I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

<Wish me luck in Japan!


ca1435 (15)  No.360157

File (hide): f440e2cef3f79cb⋯.png (209.93 KB, 381x379, 381:379, 64AD3D65-776B-4D92-9D16-CF….png) (h) (u)

>>360150

>Lilim: [laughs]


f72610 (9)  No.360160>>360165 >>360727

File (hide): 1a1ab9c829ad363⋯.jpg (35.8 KB, 481x401, 481:401, 1511071793233.jpg) (h) (u)

>>360155

>posting an overdone copypasta

>not changing anything to be more monster-related


ca1435 (15)  No.360165>>360168 >>360727

>>360160

Your question was

>dude weeb lmao

what are you expecting as an answer?


9f66bb (2)  No.360168>>360172 >>360351

>>360165

>>360126

It's a potentially interesting question in the general case. Perhaps monsterization would respect a woman's inherent attributes. If she were transformed into a harpy, the kind of bird features she'd get could depend on her personality and background. A tomboy might turn into a raptor type, a Canadian into a bluejay type, a sweet and perfect girl might turn into a crowgirl OH GOD I MISS HER. In that case the beast types would be easy since every place in the world has its own distinctive animals. I'm not sure how you'd parse some of the more exotic types though especially since a lot of them already have alternate analogues like the Oni and the Ogre.


348f57 (4)  No.360172>>360351

>>360168

I figure monsterization turns a girl into whatever monster fits her personality best, regardless of what monster transformed her.

So, a girl who loved to paint would become a Leanan Sidhe, a neat freak would become a Kikimora, a cosmetologist would become a Hellhound, that sort of thing.


29fd1b (3)  No.360221

>>360003

I know

just was wondering if monsters would be anti human women or not


28c214 (3)  No.360247>>360727

>>360155

I never realized how cute a weeaboo monster girl could be.


646562 (4)  No.360351

>>360172

>>360168

The default is always succubus. There needs to be extraneous circumstances to be transformed into something else. Or depending on what turns them into a monster. Being attacked by a werewolf turning them into another werewolf. A slime dissolving them into a slime core which turns them into another slime. Background radiation monster mana will just plain turn a woman into a succubus though.


f72610 (9)  No.360653

How do MG daughterus suck their thumbs if they've got big meaty paws or claws?


f18834 (1)  No.360727

File (hide): 16eacb192d00f36⋯.png (223.69 KB, 1839x542, 1839:542, wilmarina_sama.png) (h) (u)

>>360160

>>360155

>>360165

>>360247

Better version of the pasta.


d9aace (13)  No.361294>>361298

What monster girl would make for the best onee-chan? The kind that can wrap you in a nice, bug hug and make you not feel like worthless garbage.


3def91 (13)  No.361298

>>361294

Bunyip


9474b2 (2)  No.361320>>361324 >>361345

File (hide): 1ee843c6dc3f849⋯.jpg (341.21 KB, 1684x2090, 842:1045, 1ee.jpg) (h) (u)

Do female octolings count as monster girls?


dd56db (18)  No.361324

>>361320

Of course they do.


9d7286 (1)  No.361345>>361347 >>361434

File (hide): 602deddcb744d92⋯.png (347.51 KB, 586x586, 1:1, ISQUIGGYDIGGY.png) (h) (u)

>>361320

>choosing the inferior ink-based species

>posting the octonigger


a290db (1)  No.361347>>361432 >>361434

>>361345

Fresher than you, ratbaby.


9474b2 (2)  No.361432

File (hide): 47bab4ba762c6bf⋯.png (1020.57 KB, 573x1920, 191:640, marina splatters pearl.png) (h) (u)

>>361347

OOOOOOOH


f015d0 (2)  No.361434


31d896 (2)  No.362342>>362343 >>362354 >>364352 >>364354 >>365397

File (hide): a87a99f80e85dcf⋯.jpg (3.46 KB, 224x225, 224:225, ihopeidontgetbanned.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 97b47c4676d2028⋯.png (576.69 KB, 503x798, 503:798, imgettingbannedforthis.PNG) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2f69d18df85de9f⋯.png (528.29 KB, 495x786, 165:262, buthisisfurry.PNG) (h) (u)


3def91 (13)  No.362343>>362344

>>362342

those two are the only snouts.


31d896 (2)  No.362344>>362347 >>362348

>>362343

as per global rule

>NO FURRY, GORE, KEMONO, OR MLP (if it has a snout its out)

posting official artwork is a bannable offense?

im not sure if im shitposting or asking


3def91 (13)  No.362347

>>362344

Nigga if a black man acts civilized then he's an outlier who isn't a representative of all niggers. Just because there's a civilized nigger don't mean that the niggers are civilized it means there's a outlier. One or two snouts shouldn't taint monstergirls.


ca1435 (15)  No.362348

>>362344

The siths are the exceptions but regardless are to be met with extreme prejudice.

Given that a sith was posted recently and was not removed I would recommend lurking for a while to see how things work here.


a32c60 (2)  No.362354

>>362342

>got it into my head a cu sith would be tolerable as a squire or an assistant

>get reminded how faggy they actually look

KC pls


29fd1b (3)  No.362509

File (hide): 0df7907cb74508f⋯.jpg (103.64 KB, 640x775, 128:155, b366a3a8710d0cac203b26200c….jpg) (h) (u)

>>360071

> but men who have been burn by women or horrified by the actions of women had done to their friends, grandfathers, father, bothers, and even their celebrities

well, given that women and monster girls are two distinctly different things, and given that Fat dykess, or hell, human women in general will inevitably hate them. im sure even the most damaged man (unless they are absolutely delusional) will come to realize monsters are infinitely better than women

but i guess this does also depend deeply on how monsters show up in our world, and if they are going to settle here or take men back with them…


ca1435 (15)  No.363238>>363241 >>363270

File (hide): 2660e60a013c320⋯.png (657.08 KB, 605x1000, 121:200, 7EFEE140-3309-460E-9CDA-38….png) (h) (u)

I was considering writing up an encyclopedia-esque analysis of skaven society but monstergirls but I’m not sure if it’s worth the effort of writing out if no one wants it. I just want to know if there’s any interest since the custom entry thread didn’t seem so popular.


dd56db (18)  No.363241

>>363238

Try it and see what happens.


c99799 (1)  No.363270>>363271

>>363238

>skaven society

>where the only females are giant and exist only to birth more skaven

>with skaven society being cutthroat as is

Anon, I think rewriting skaven to be monster girls may be a bit too much to try and chew.


ca1435 (15)  No.363271>>364484

>>363270

>the only females are giant and exist only to birth more skaven

As much as I hate the idea of doing any retconning this is the only thing that might have to go. If I can make it not horrible I may try and make that a subtype of skaven.

>cutthroat

That will stay the same -murder and moreso trying to get first dibs on husbands with traps, paralysis poisons and intimidation. Monstergirls are loving creatures, these ones are just much more competitive, especially vs surface dwellers.

Expect a switchbased monstergirl given the skaven cowardice and opportunism. I’ve even got a thing for the horned rat, a bit for each of the 4 major clans, not!warpstone, and some skaven monsters.

Do note though that what I’m coming up with is basically in the MGEverse+/- a couple things.


dcfe48 (1)  No.364352

File (hide): d8b2cb8a9695232⋯.jpg (271.75 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1529180447391.jpg) (h) (u)


5bbfe0 (2)  No.364354

>>362342

Thing is considering how most people react to them it's like a token black character and actual furbait. Though obvious it has been used to dra out furfags like yourself


d9aace (13)  No.364465>>364485 >>364525

Why doesn't /monster/ feel guilt over anything sexual?


714faf (3)  No.364484>>364488

File (hide): 09dba5dba761524⋯.jpg (225.77 KB, 1200x1554, 200:259, Stormvermin-chan.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 93319c5babd686c⋯.jpg (206.09 KB, 1200x1695, 80:113, Scribe skaven.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0b6afb9971d8825⋯.gif (184.4 KB, 700x399, 100:57, 4a.gif) (h) (u)

>>363271

>Ara~ ara~ giant compared to other skaven so human sized skaven milfs this might be more of a transition than an actual subtype

>/fit/ stormvermin girls fighting over you

>Gutter runner pouncing you in the middle of the night and "assassinating" you

>Cute bullyable clanrats who call you "Onii-chan~"

>Grey seer waifu tells you her plans about how she'll rise to the council of 13 with you by her side

>Oni sized rat ogre who's a little dense in the brains department but loves you all the same

>They either get men by making pacts with chaos worshipers or by kidnapping all the single men in towns

>Don't forget to mention that all of them are yandere to the extreme and your skaven waifu will kill/maim anyone who tries to steal her man away e.g. looks at you or coming up with a convoluted scheme that ends in said skaven girl getting drowned by a swan

I'm interested in what you got planed for the horned rat, I can't really think of anything besides going the way of mamono magic turning her into yandere incarnate, to such a level that if you even talk about her husbando you get smited.

>a bit for each of the 4 major clans

Nurgle worshipers and Clan Pestilens can fuck off somewhere deep in the jungle and leave the rest of people, who actually bathe, alone

>not!warpstone

Like what? Mamono stone?

>some skaven monsters

>Hell-pit abomination

Good fucking luck I know just cut that one out and pretend it doesn't exist kinda like Age of Sigmar


dd56db (18)  No.364485>>364487

>>364465

Our fetishes are feel-good ones, not guilty ones.


d9aace (13)  No.364487>>364497

>>364485

Meant more about sex in general. Aren't people supposed to feel guilty over any form of sex or even by thinking about it?


ca1435 (15)  No.364488>>364490

>>364484

No, I’ve got a hellpit abomination planned.


714faf (3)  No.364490>>364504

File (hide): 2981956d756f761⋯.gif (1.41 MB, 288x288, 1:1, Nigga.gif) (h) (u)

>>364488 (check'd)

How?


dd56db (18)  No.364497>>364500

>>364487

No anon. /monster/ exists outside of Jewish society that dictates all arousal must be taboo and vice versa.


d9aace (13)  No.364500

>>364497

Huh, I thought having a monster girl waifu or waifu in general would be something that involves plenty of guilt, self-hatred, and trying not to engage in any affection.


3def91 (13)  No.364504

>>364490

I bet it's like a chimera or wurm


3be722 (1)  No.364517>>364518 >>364525 >>364538 >>364599

File (hide): 9cd83e551ac92d3⋯.png (191.48 KB, 386x750, 193:375, spider-girl-6.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): d3804679c6acf32⋯.png (595.04 KB, 700x444, 175:111, hexapod-ardruino.png) (h) (u)

Hypothetically, if I were a machine intelligence developer, and I had to pick just one monstergirl body to imbue with a virtual intelligence, which would be best and why?

For instance, a spider might be nice due to the complex positioning possibilities, testing gravity & rope/web physics, extreme skeletal animation.

TL;DR: Convince me not to make spidergirls real.


b3016e (1)  No.364518

File (hide): 8bc639a90fce558⋯.png (233.12 KB, 500x503, 500:503, f3340bbe3efdf1313c3c284353….png) (h) (u)

>>364517

>Convince me not to make spidergirls real.

No, do it.


8e947a (1)  No.364525

File (hide): c512fb00d08610e⋯.png (1.27 MB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, c512fb00d08610ece7dd35276c….png) (h) (u)

>>364465

Why should one feel guilt about doing something completely natural with their body? If one doesn't do anything sexual with a waifu then one will never have children and their family line will die. We're built to do this and if we care at all about our species surviving then it's non-optional. Plus it feels good and makes the waifu feel good too. There's nothing at all wrong with it so there shouldn't be any guilt over it either.

>>364517

>Convince me not to make spidergirls real.

I refuse. If you make spider girls real I will love them forever, and you will have my eternal respect, gratitude and loyalty.


ca1435 (15)  No.364538

>>364517

Slime because a nanomachine swarm that acts like the t-1000 can do basically everything and anything


b7eabd (2)  No.364587>>364842

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Has this footage been shown around here before? Seems legit to me.


ca1435 (15)  No.364593>>364595 >>364597

>>364592

How many times are we going to tell you off, robotkun?


d9aace (13)  No.364595>>364608

>>364593

I guess until waifus actually do become real and one somehow tolerates me enough, I guess. I doubt any of that would happen anytime soon, huh? At least alcohol is still a good friend.


18bb30 (1)  No.364597

File (hide): f47dc04a97d1f71⋯.png (273.02 KB, 438x720, 73:120, U wot m8.png) (h) (u)

>>364593

>giving robofag a (You)


47a86c (1)  No.364599

>>364517

>Convince me not to make spidergirls real.

We can't yet make language models (LMs) with which you can hold a decent conversation.

Seq2Seq LMs are able to have only 2.68 exchanges with each other on average before they make responses such as "i don't know" or make highly overlapping consecutive statements. Using Reinforcement Learning, the average number of interesting exchanges increases only to 4.48 (Jiwei Li et al., "Deep Reinforcement Learning for Dialogue Generation," arXiv:1606.01541).

Most long short-term memory network (LSTM) LMs use word-level inputs and calculate output probabilities using a softmax function. Only by replacing both the word-level inputs and the output softmax can an LM not depend on a fixed vocabulary. Convolutional Neural Networks (CNNs) can parse statements and create character-level inputs for LSTMs. A second LSTM can replace the output softmax by predicting characters based on the first LSTM's output. LSTMs with CNN inputs and LSTM char predictions, however, have a test perplexity of 47.9 on the 1 billion word benchmark, whereas LSTMs with only CNN inputs have a perplexity of 30.0 (Rafal Jozefowicz et al., "Exploring the Limits of Language Modeling," arXiv:1602.02410). On the up side, LSTMs with CNN inputs and LSTM char predictions in the same study have 0.81 billion fewer parameters than those with only CNN inputs.

For an LM to be able to speak without first being spoken to, it would need other environmental or internal information to cue speech. No language training sets or models (to my knowledge) incorporate multimodal sensory data or shifting internal states.


8b1ae2 (2)  No.364608

>>364595

I heard if you drink alcohol with your ass it'll get you drunk quicker, you should try it.


d9aace (13)  No.364815>>364854

I know we talk about what life would be like with monster girl waifus, but how do you get one in the first place?

>inb4 the waifu finds you

But how exactly?


b7eabd (2)  No.364842

>>364587

Nobody going to comment?


f56d54 (1)  No.364854

>>364815

The mysteries of the accidental sidewalk collision are not for the minds of mortals to comprehend. :^)


0ccf0c (1)  No.365373

I saw a picture where Paladin-looking guy sees Demon or Tiefling appear and in next panel, they have three kids and the Demon/Tiefling is pregnant again. I wasn't sure whether to post it in impregnation or Demon thread and ended up losing it completely. Anybody else has it?


f19a31 (1)  No.365386>>365390

File (hide): 41d144014a8c6a8⋯.jpg (33.2 KB, 173x165, 173:165, manticore_lip_bite.jpg) (h) (u)

>>359993

>do monster girls support MGTOW

Why would monstergirls support men not having sex?


3bf1c4 (3)  No.365390

File (hide): d534f57c62408ac⋯.jpg (308.71 KB, 503x850, 503:850, 1374201674513.jpg) (h) (u)

>>365386

So that when they finally catch a man he's still a virgin.


70368a (2)  No.365397>>365640

File (hide): 673ff581aa3cd61⋯.jpg (219.98 KB, 666x931, 666:931, Laughing boatslut.jpg) (h) (u)

>>362342

>coon can't tell the difference between monster girls and furries


a893f5 (3)  No.365639

Is Neferpitou a boy or a girl?

Its sex has never been confirmed and I don't know if its safe to post the character here.


a893f5 (3)  No.365640>>365641

>>365397

>>can't tell the difference between monster girls and furries

Sounds like KC and Crabman. :^)


70368a (2)  No.365641>>365642

>>365640

>:^)

Keep digging that hole, nignog.


a893f5 (3)  No.365642

>>365641

I'm not the nignog poster. Here's best girl.


8d6633 (1)  No.365772>>365784

File (hide): 00cc909946e8293⋯.png (1.68 MB, 2402x2573, 2402:2573, afevb.png) (h) (u)

This isn't a question, but a rather insignificant story I wanted to tell

>driving home from work

>have my radio set to play a random shuffle from my saved songs

>my music is mostly a mix of classic rock, metal, some alternative stuff and a few meme songs

>close to the end of one song

>idly speculate what a coworker would gather from me based upon my music taste

>decide that the next three song that play will be what they hear and judge me based on

>song ends

>pause

>NOW PLAYING: Touch Fluffy Tail


5e232f (3)  No.365784>>365800

>>365772

>Touch Fluffy Tail

Ken Ashcorp?


368f13 (5)  No.365800

>>365784

Yup, the furfag wrote that song years ago. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.


9c5527 (3)  No.366003>>366008 >>366101

Are widowers with kids looked down by mgs? Do mgs bully each other for raising a son/daughter that isn't their own?


368f13 (5)  No.366008>>366009 >>366090

>>366003

I'm pretty sure we had a couple of greentexts or something with adoption as theme (probably mamono finding baby boy deep in the forest, raise him as her own, etc.). Hell, I'm writing a story about a man raising an orphaned mamono daughteru as his own, doing the best he can for her. The thing is, in our reality, for the most part when we make fun of people for raising kids that ain't theirs, it's because the kid is a nigger wife cheated and guy is a cuck, or they adopted a nigger because… because they are fucking idiots, I guess. However, we very rarely harp on white adoptions, for good reason: they are rarely talked about.

As for mamono, I'm not sure. KCanon has a rumor that the lilim queen adopted a single human girl. Why would they adopt? Why would they raise a child that isn't theirs? No idea, probably out of love. On one hand, raising a child is in their genes, but that's usually their own. KC hasn't mentioned anything big about adoption that I know of, but he has mentioned widows; most mamono is hypermonogamous, mating for life with a single mate. If they lose that mate, they normally stay widowed for the rest of their life, unless they find someone who, and I quote Session 6, question 4 Can widow monster find new husband?

>It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry. However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.)

>[Note: Curious on this, I asked some more questions. The form of the afterlife isn’t set in stone yet, so there isn’t a really strong image/idea for what it’s like yet. KC has notes, but they’re to be solidified later.]

Also, I just remembered the story about a single mother kitsune living in some block with her daughteru, and Anon moves in and slowly starts dating her. And there's some funny old man as well. It was a good read.


38e8ab (1)  No.366009>>366010

File (hide): 0e500fef4274e25⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1635x5564, 1635:5564, inari neighbor.png) (h) (u)

>>366008

This one?


368f13 (5)  No.366010

File (hide): bd5b6b16f704551⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.59 MB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 1466088365854-1.jpg) (h) (u)

>>366009

Yes. Good man. That's exactly the one.


4266e8 (9)  No.366062>>366066

File (hide): b7fa1e25d554734⋯.jpg (198.02 KB, 1500x794, 750:397, DN1LD9CVoAA529Y.jpg) (h) (u)

If a guy with the "groundings of an alp" (i.e. a desire for dicks) gets bitten by an apophis, will he alp into a lamia?


f04701 (3)  No.366066

>>366062

mgs actively avoid gays. stop trying to do this magical realm bullshit.


5bbfe0 (2)  No.366068>>366071

>>338953

That reminds me;

Whit if you're still on this board, beef was one of the guys from the /v/ outift mad at us

as for question, where is the meta thread? Haven't seen one in ages


ca1435 (15)  No.366071

>>366068

There’s a meta thread that’s sinking still being used but the usual anon who makes them appears to have left us.


9c5527 (3)  No.366090>>366098

>>366008

I mean do hellhounds, and tougher mgs have bigger issues raising a kid that is their man's.

>my husbands daughter


4266e8 (9)  No.366093

File (hide): 92be7298c1048b3⋯.jpg (374.61 KB, 871x1200, 871:1200, 304_unagi_joro_L.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): a75d651baf7f50e⋯.jpg (73.54 KB, 860x460, 43:23, 041317_lh_eel_main_free.jpg) (h) (u)

Do loli unagi joros have transparent skin like real-life juvenile eels?


4266e8 (9)  No.366098

>>366090

What about nieces?


4b6ffc (1)  No.366101

>>366003

That sounds highly unlikely.

In more "realistic" scenarios, should the MG or her husband be sterile and still desire children, it would sound more likely for them to adopt than to seek the help of a surrogate parent.

It just feels more in line with their philosophy of "love conquers all" to adopt orphans if the situation permits.

Based on this principle, MGs would be fairly respectful of a fellow woman either choosing to adopt a poor child or unable to have her own.

Bullying someone for showing kindness or for being born sterile sounds disgusting beyond reason.

The mere fact you entertained that idea will earn you a visit to the Matango Pit.

That said, I'm well-aware that somewhere in our trash reality, some poor soul just went through that.


4266e8 (9)  No.366157

File (hide): fb54361e3f7c943⋯.jpg (569.4 KB, 894x1400, 447:700, 65282404_p0.jpg) (h) (u)

>>366156

You missing some chromosomes there lad?


4266e8 (9)  No.366188>>366191

File (hide): abc94a1d1e35bfb⋯.png (1.45 MB, 768x1024, 3:4, 69187033_p0.png) (h) (u)

Does the color of a mermaid's fish half always match the color of their hair?


dd56db (18)  No.366191

>>366188

I'm betting that it's usually the mermaids with more natural hair colors that have a differently colored fish half.


4266e8 (9)  No.366379>>366384

File (hide): 17692ddff17e88e⋯.png (609.77 KB, 1500x1300, 15:13, thosearms.png) (h) (u)

>>366377

Cry harder, /chaos/ spawn.


ac12b0 (1)  No.366384>>366385 >>366398

>>366379

I am just surprised by the apparent butthurt over some teasing. I get it though. I will stop.


3a3d66 (1)  No.366385

>>366384

>butthurt

you would know huh?


4266e8 (9)  No.366398

File (hide): 08664b5acacf34f⋯.png (118.71 KB, 600x605, 120:121, pretending.png) (h) (u)


4266e8 (9)  No.366575>>366581 >>366803

File (hide): f478c0b6c89a501⋯.jpg (352 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, FILE2605.jpg) (h) (u)

How would an MGE monster react to MGQ or VH?


dd56db (18)  No.366581>>366617 >>398113

>>366575

Slap the computer screen away from themselves once they get to the NTR moments.


4266e8 (9)  No.366617>>366623

File (hide): 4fee26a5ebaf6ec⋯.png (67.59 KB, 500x342, 250:171, 62568337_p52.png) (h) (u)

>>366581

>NTR

>not the tentacle-pegging/futa and snuff


277962 (1)  No.366621

File (hide): aebe8f4ae8d044f⋯.jpg (331.01 KB, 1000x1152, 125:144, c30ffd05ebbd81c6b9d2d4f38d….jpg) (h) (u)

What kind of monmusus do you think would get exceedingly blushy when you pull down what covers their eyes/mouth, given that they're used to having it on?


dd56db (18)  No.366623

>>366617

Which came first again? Remember, there was also the harpy village stuff.


3bf1c4 (3)  No.366803

>>366575

puking


e6a3df (1)  No.398113

File (hide): 3266635019875b9⋯.mp4 (978.83 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 3266635019875b922294619bf6….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

>>366581

There were NTR moments in MGQ? I didn't know this but I suppose ignorance is bliss.




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