d77cf3 No.299789
/monster/ is nearing the 300,000 posts mark, so obviously that means a thread to celebrate and shitpost in (but keep it civil and within the rules)
If you were to do anything with her, what would you do with your waifu to celebrate a) the board reaching 300,000 posts (or any other posting milestone), b) any other milestone that's significant really.
e7baeb No.299806
We would shitpost all night and make bait threads on /leftypol/ and laugh as they sperg out
39875d No.299819
>>299789
I guess the board finally realized that harems are better than leftypols blatant fetish raid.
68f553 No.299829
>>299819
Harems are just cuckshit. You can only dick one wife at a time.
9d62b2 No.299835
Muh waifu and I would cuddle intensively, her whole body tingling from the warmth I provide her. Her snek tail would constrict me further and further with each embrace, and we would end everything by fucking until morning.
And I would enjoy every single moment of it. Praise Reitia.
fb1838 No.299839
inb4 /sp/ takes the GET. Have a sporty eldritch snek in preparation for this.
b2f7f2 No.299894
>>299835
<likes warm sneks
<praises Reitia
Are tatzelwurms your favorite snek, anon?
c95fb2 No.299913
>>299829
Harems are love. Harems are life
5abb6d No.299947
I wish for dragon waifu.
>>299839
It'd be nice to have a real get for the first time in years, instead of some faggot with a script sagebombing to increase the number.
2092d5 No.299957
about 50 out, at this rate it won't be gotten till 6 or 7 am Eastern
2092d5 No.299960
>Best girl is and always will be manticore waifu
f4fbe4 No.299962
>>299960
I invented this girl I call it meme girl
OC
DO NOT STEAL
5abb6d No.299974
The spam's starting early. I declare this get invalid.
>>299964
>>299965
>>299966
>>299967
>>299968
>>299969
>>299970
>>299971
>>299972
>>299973
>>299974
>>299975
>>299976
38adff No.299976
>>299974
I declare you invalid
2092d5 No.299977
>>299962
I created funny oc to put with this but I did not save it correctly so it is gone f u g
5abb6d No.299978
>>299976
Just get it over with and fuck off back to 32chan or wherever you intl faggots go to share your cp and "epic wins".
f4fbe4 No.299980
>>299977
I think I have to call the DMCA on you
2092d5 No.299981
I guess we can start the shit posting early.
AMMIT IS THE ONE TRUE GODDESS
38adff No.299982
>>299978
how would you know about cp?
f4fbe4 No.299983
>>299981
when has the shit posting ever stopped?
2092d5 No.299984
>>299983
true, but now it begins in earnst
5abb6d No.299985
>>299982
Same way I know about all that gay porn you have; you spam it to get that 5 second dopamine hit from seeing a database ID next to a (You) every few months.
38adff No.299986
f4fbe4 No.299987
hi where is the shitposting?
2092d5 No.299988
it is here as usually friend
f4fbe4 No.299989
>>299988
theyre not my friends
723e2e No.299990
I'd let hsien ko violate me during a traditional Chinese tea ceremony tbcfrwyrn
2092d5 No.299991
Alright time to start the getting?
38adff No.299992
723e2e No.299993
>>299991
>>299992
>reported
Wow enjoy your bans /sp/iggers
2092d5 No.299994
lol everyone is afraid of posting, guess we inch worming to that finish line
f4fbe4 No.299995
i was told there would be shit posts
can i speak to a supervisor?
2092d5 No.299996
what if we sit at this point forever
723e2e No.299997
>>299996
grrrr /sp/iggers make me so mad
363aae No.299999
39875d No.300000
You will all wake up next to Baphomets after this years August eclipse. /monster/ get
2092d5 No.300007
>>300000
the god has spoken
I am very okay with this
5abb6d No.300009
678166 No.300012
>>300000
B…but… but i … ok.kpeh not my first choice in waifu but if its preordained then i javr no choice but to accept prais3 Ammit let her will be done
f597c7 No.300013
30b1a7 No.300014
>>299999
>>300000
PRAISE AMMIT
PRAISE REITIA
GODS BLESS WAIFUS
39b607 No.300017
>>300012
The Baphs' just fell asleep next to you out of exhaustion from piercing the veil. They come to help introduce you to your true Waifu in the following days.
365b12 No.300019
>>300000
I, for one, am ready for best loli!
678166 No.300021
2092d5 No.300023
>>300019
Anyone have that ara baph pic?
2092d5 No.300026
>>300025
this is all of my hopes and dreams in a picture
627f7e No.300034
>>300000
Can I wake up next to my waifu instead?
b2f7f2 No.300039
ea594e No.300040
>>300000
I hope it works, i want some monster lolis
3c56d4 No.300042
>>300000
God speed anon. Nice message.
fb1838 No.300044
>>299999
>>300000
I stand corrected, this is wonderful. Well done lads!
b4178f No.300054
>>299999
>>300000
Excellent GETs, be proud of them
>>300034
Baph is your waifu now, this is the will of Ammit
9d2eb1 No.300175
>>299999
Ha ha, the time for Harpies is soon!
>>300000
C-can I ask her for a Harpy? B-Baphs are fine too.
b2f7f2 No.300179
>>300175
See this thread: >>300081
acd3a9 No.300197
>>300000
Can I wake up next to my ideal monster girl? Or is it just Baphs?
daffdb No.300248
>>299960
>over a year from my creating an incredibly poor tier chart
>people are still posting edits of it
>alongside an image I commissioned
Manticore is best girl
627f7e No.300258
>>300054
>Telling me to give up on my waifu
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4272ad No.304096
>>299999
PRAISE BE AS WELL
c6d1e2 No.304099
reminder that a solid 10 percent of all posts are apparently a mixture of shitposts on dream threads, and robotanon ban evasion
179119 No.304103
>>304099
what. The funniest post on that thread is some anon getting punched by Elvis.
c6d1e2 No.304105
>>304103
that was pretty funny
389148 No.304279
>>304099
>10% of all posts are cancer
>The love of waifus and power of memes on this board not only break Sturgeon's law, but can also reverse its effects
Yet another miracle this board has wrought