[–]▶ d77cf3 (2) No.299789>>299819 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
/monster/ is nearing the 300,000 posts mark, so obviously that means a thread to celebrate and shitpost in (but keep it civil and within the rules)
If you were to do anything with her, what would you do with your waifu to celebrate a) the board reaching 300,000 posts (or any other posting milestone), b) any other milestone that's significant really.
▶ e7baeb (1) No.299806
We would shitpost all night and make bait threads on /leftypol/ and laugh as they sperg out
▶ 39875d (2) No.299819>>299829
>>299789 (OP)
I guess the board finally realized that harems are better than leftypols blatant fetish raid.
▶ 68f553 (1) No.299829>>299913
>>299819
Harems are just cuckshit. You can only dick one wife at a time.
▶ 9d62b2 (2) No.299835>>299894
Muh waifu and I would cuddle intensively, her whole body tingling from the warmth I provide her. Her snek tail would constrict me further and further with each embrace, and we would end everything by fucking until morning.
And I would enjoy every single moment of it. Praise Reitia.
▶ fb1838 (2) No.299839>>299947
inb4 /sp/ takes the GET. Have a sporty eldritch snek in preparation for this.
▶ b2f7f2 (3) No.299894
>>299835
<likes warm sneks
<praises Reitia
Are tatzelwurms your favorite snek, anon?
▶ c95fb2 (1) No.299913
>>299829
Harems are love. Harems are life
▶ 5abb6d (5) No.299947
I wish for dragon waifu.
>>299839
It'd be nice to have a real get for the first time in years, instead of some faggot with a script sagebombing to increase the number.
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299957
about 50 out, at this rate it won't be gotten till 6 or 7 am Eastern
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299960>>299962 >>300248
>Best girl is and always will be manticore waifu
▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299962>>299977
>>299960
I invented this girl I call it meme girl
OC
DO NOT STEAL
▶ 5abb6d (5) No.299974>>299974 >>299976
The spam's starting early. I declare this get invalid.
>>299964
>>299965
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>>299973
>>299974
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>>299976
▶ 38adff (4) No.299976>>299974 >>299978
>>299974
I declare you invalid
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299977>>299980
>>299962
I created funny oc to put with this but I did not save it correctly so it is gone f u g
▶ 5abb6d (5) No.299978>>299982
>>299976
Just get it over with and fuck off back to 32chan or wherever you intl faggots go to share your cp and "epic wins".
▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299980
>>299977
I think I have to call the DMCA on you
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299981>>299983
I guess we can start the shit posting early.
AMMIT IS THE ONE TRUE GODDESS
▶ 38adff (4) No.299982>>299985
>>299978
how would you know about cp?
▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299983>>299984
>>299981
when has the shit posting ever stopped?
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299984
>>299983
true, but now it begins in earnst
▶ 5abb6d (5) No.299985>>299986
>>299982
Same way I know about all that gay porn you have; you spam it to get that 5 second dopamine hit from seeing a database ID next to a (You) every few months.
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▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299987
hi where is the shitposting?
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299988>>299989
it is here as usually friend
▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299989
>>299988
theyre not my friends
▶ 723e2e (3) No.299990
I'd let hsien ko violate me during a traditional Chinese tea ceremony tbcfrwyrn
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299991>>299993
Alright time to start the getting?
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▶ 723e2e (3) No.299993
>>299991
>>299992
>reported
Wow enjoy your bans /sp/iggers
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299994
lol everyone is afraid of posting, guess we inch worming to that finish line
▶ f4fbe4 (6) No.299995
i was told there would be shit posts
can i speak to a supervisor?
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.299996>>299997
what if we sit at this point forever
▶ 723e2e (3) No.299997
>>299996
grrrr /sp/iggers make me so mad
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.300007
>>300000
the god has spoken
I am very okay with this
▶ 5abb6d (5) No.300009
▶ 678166 (2) No.300012>>300017
>>300000
B…but… but i … ok.kpeh not my first choice in waifu but if its preordained then i javr no choice but to accept prais3 Ammit let her will be done
▶ f597c7 (1) No.300013
▶ 30b1a7 (1) No.300014
>>299999
>>300000
PRAISE AMMIT
PRAISE REITIA
GODS BLESS WAIFUS
▶ 39b607 (1) No.300017>>300021
>>300012
The Baphs' just fell asleep next to you out of exhaustion from piercing the veil. They come to help introduce you to your true Waifu in the following days.
▶ 365b12 (1) No.300019>>300023 >>300033
>>300000
I, for one, am ready for best loli!
▶ 678166 (2) No.300021
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.300023>>300025
>>300019
Anyone have that ara baph pic?
▶ 2092d5 (12) No.300026
>>300025
this is all of my hopes and dreams in a picture
▶ 627f7e (2) No.300034>>300054
>>300000
Can I wake up next to my waifu instead?
▶ b2f7f2 (3) No.300039
▶ ea594e (1) No.300040
>>300000
I hope it works, i want some monster lolis
▶ 3c56d4 (1) No.300042
>>300000
God speed anon. Nice message.
▶ fb1838 (2) No.300044
>>299999
>>300000
I stand corrected, this is wonderful. Well done lads!
▶ b4178f (1) No.300054>>300258
>>299999
>>300000
Excellent GETs, be proud of them
>>300034
Baph is your waifu now, this is the will of Ammit
▶ 9d2eb1 (1) No.300175>>300179
>>299999
Ha ha, the time for Harpies is soon!
>>300000
C-can I ask her for a Harpy? B-Baphs are fine too.
▶ b2f7f2 (3) No.300179
>>300175
See this thread: >>300081
▶ acd3a9 (1) No.300197
>>300000
Can I wake up next to my ideal monster girl? Or is it just Baphs?
▶ daffdb (1) No.300248
>>299960
>over a year from my creating an incredibly poor tier chart
>people are still posting edits of it
>alongside an image I commissioned
Manticore is best girl
▶ 627f7e (2) No.300258
>>300054
>Telling me to give up on my waifu
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▶ 4272ad (2) No.304096
>>299999
PRAISE BE AS WELL
▶ c6d1e2 (2) No.304099>>304103 >>304279
reminder that a solid 10 percent of all posts are apparently a mixture of shitposts on dream threads, and robotanon ban evasion
▶ 179119 (1) No.304103>>304105
>>304099
what. The funniest post on that thread is some anon getting punched by Elvis.
▶ c6d1e2 (2) No.304105
>>304103
that was pretty funny
▶ 389148 (1) No.304279
>>304099
>10% of all posts are cancer
>The love of waifus and power of memes on this board not only break Sturgeon's law, but can also reverse its effects
Yet another miracle this board has wrought