aa8232 No.300081
Now that our get was successfully depended from our speebros at the cost of ruining fucking everything, p'orctext about what the baphomet variation of your waifu is like. It has to be p'orctext because chorizos are part of spiculture while orctexting is based on chlorophyllically skinned tol women with high iron content like Popeye the Sailor Moon and are thus a part of All-American anime culture instead.
<have dryad waifu
<mostly buttblasted about her baph curse because she takes pride in her height and also wanted to be tol for me to fit in with what I like
<has horns shaped just like those of a baph, but they're more like sharpened wood than bone
<her hooves and claws are more like wood too, while fur is mostly grass now
<her new baph urges cause her to struggle with trying not to chew at her own shins and forearms
<unable to grow any fruit from herself besides mangoes
<this can at least be somewhat loopholed by having her grow honey mangoes, but I still wish I could taste fruits I actually like better
9b394b No.300082
>>300081
The Baphs' just fell asleep next to us out of exhaustion due to needing to stay up past their bedtimes and straining their magic to pierce the veil. They only come at all to bring us back with them and personally introduce us to our true waifus.
aa8232 No.300083
>>300082
Probably, but this thread is for the entirely hypothetical scenario of you being wrong.
aa8232 No.300085
>>300084
Remember anon, p'orctexting only.
5a4538 No.300091
<Baphomet + Kikimora
How childlike is her behavior after being fused with a Baph? Because I really can't get into the whole "onii-chan" loli thing, doesn't matter how old she actually is if she acts 8.
Pick related is a loli Kiki I'd be happy with, as she is an adorable daughteru and not for sexual.
>>300082
I much prefer this hypothesis
aa8232 No.300092
>>300091
<How childlike is her behavior after being fused with a Baph?
It could vary depending on the waifu. A baph fused with a kiki seems like someone who'd act more mature than her age shows and want to still help out around the house as much as she can, but would still unfortunately act like a mexican cleaning lady in some way or another.
6b310e No.300097
>>300092
>act like a Mexican cleaning lady
<but the wall
I a man now torn between my need to remove taco and the need of a waifu
aa8232 No.300098
>>300097
I guess you'll just have to go back with her, anon.
42bd49 No.300107
>>300081
<Baph-tatoskr
<Tail is still as fluffy, and smells slightly of mango
<Can climb even better now with the skill of a goat added to her squirrelly nature
<stubby horns that don't get caught when climbing trees
afd515 No.300109
>>300091
>Pick related is a loli Kiki I'd be happy with, as she is an adorable daughteru and not for sexual.
I want to fuck that kiki.
aa8232 No.300112
>>300109
<attempting to hide your sabbathshill presence by orctexting instead of p'orctexting
45f4dc No.300114
>>300081
<Baphomet + Baphomet
My waifu is already a Bapho, so what am I supposed to do now? Do I just get a mega baphomet or something? A Megamet? Will they just cancel each other out and make her a Satyr instead?
259f6f No.300118
>>300084
<Loli-manticore
Just put your hand on her head and hold her at arms length In the case she gained a Baphomet's strength, I would recommend going door to door in your neighbor hood explaining why you're a sexual predator so you don't have to do it later
>>300114
She turns into the most heretical creature ever conceived by the Sabbath an adult
15178a No.300120
>>300081
Baphomets are the only loli I'm accepting of, so I wouldn't mind if she was just a regular baphomet. As long as she's smug and acts more like the adult she really is, then I'd be more than happy to be her big "brother"!
4795e0 No.300129
<Baphomet/Kikimora
I'd spend lots of time just hugging her for how cute she'd be. She'd be like a little fluffy magical roomba.
>inb4 yandere baphokiki assaults me at night for not having sex with her
01a04f No.300131
>>300081
<Baph+gazer
good god, if that's not going to be the most OP mary sue bullshit character out there, I don't know what would.
and honestly, really not a big fan of kiddo proportions. I would much rather have lithe young adult curves.
though I also wonder how fur and the tar will mix, because that doesn't sound pleasant. as well as how a horned, cyclops head would be. does every eye stalk get horns too?
at least I can bully her by only getting her kid's games, and not letting her play fighting games or shooters, because those are for grownups.
aa8232 No.300137
>>300114
Your waifu becomes Queen of the baphs and lords over Mexico with you.
7d3820 No.300140
<bapho-holstaur
<shortstack, also still has big fat cow tiddies despite the bapho-ness
nothing's really changed now other than her being shorter than me, other than maybe her liking fruit (mangoes especially) a lot more and perhaps having strawberry milk rather than regular milk to keep with the fruit theme
5a4538 No.300147
>>300109
You an wait until she's 18 and court her properly or I can stab you in the throat, one of the two.
afd515 No.300150
>>300147
I'll court her properly, but I won't wait. I'll invite you to the wedding.
2ae1ec No.300164
<Baph + Lamia
Will she be a fluffy snek with horns? Fluffy snek for MAXIMUM comfy.
a9054e No.300180
<bapho-kraken
<semi-aquatic tentacle-goat with magic
Welp, guess we're going full lovecraft and I'm fathering the fucking Thousand Young of Shub-Niggurath… hopefully they commission the creepy statue of me before I peel my face off in a shrieking mania.
f6ab78 No.300181
< Baph+ Kitsune
< basically MGQ's Tamamo with cloven hooves, horns and fluffy hands
< Hopefully I can get her to like other food more than tofu
Well, this is 10/10 for me guys.
e4809c No.300188
>>300081
<Baph + Harpy
<Talons instead of hooves
<Extra fluffy feathers
<Goat horns and ears
<Keeps stealing mangoes from somewhere
<Also keeps dropping her scythe
What would Baph-Harpy magic be like? Would she be nocturnal? Where does she keep getting the mangoes? Do I really want to know?
I have so many questions.
1d245d No.300193
>don't even have a waifu
i guess i'll just get half a baphomet in my bed and it'll be really traumatic
01a04f No.300194
>>300193
don't worry anon, they're already half-pints
1d245d No.300195
>>300194
>have to explain to my roommate why there is half of a little girl in my bed
i better get my shit together quick
01a04f No.300198
you just need to confess that you've got drugs, and that he found your 'uppers' stash. at least that may give you time to find the bottom half of her.
99b220 No.300203
>>300193
>>300195
I don't have a waifu because I find most monster girls appealing I just want someone that loves me for who I am.
1d245d No.300204
>>300198
>everyone gets cute waifus while i have to weekend at bernie's half of a little girl
so it's down to this huh?
52e4d1 No.300205
>>300200
<Begin to grow attached obviously. We smash a few times (no bully)
I imagine that in the cowgirl position, it takes forever for her to make one smash
1d245d No.300207
>>300205
i reckon one doesn't really smash with a slug as much as one "schplurches" with a slug
1d245d No.300209
>>300208
wacky laddy-o hold the salt
congrats on your weird tulpa
89bd68 No.300210
>>300208
>>300200
that's nice dearie.
5a4538 No.300218
>>300150
The knife it is then
a9054e No.300234
>>300208
>slug head
...you're the kind of weird cunt who wanted the mermaid with a fishy top half as a young fella on a logistical basis, weren't you?
cbccd0 No.300235
>waifu gets turned into a loli by a baphomet rival
>still has the same strength
>starts tossing baphomet around like a rag doll until she turns her back to normal
a9054e No.300239
>>300236
Take that shit to >>>/xen/
717cb2 No.300249
<Kitsune+Baph
<multi tailed little loli that drinks a lot of sake
<would probably be ticked and use kitsune magics to regain her normal appearance physically
<and end up still stuck a loli or something
<Tamamo was cool I'll be fine with older kitsu personality on a loli
717cb2 No.300250
>>300208
was not expecting the head, figured more like this
89bd68 No.300284
>>300250
well it is a tulpafaggot derailing the thread, people with mental defects don't know how to make human faces or draw them atleast.
aa8232 No.300288
>>300284
It's apparently someone who's been having a degenerate set of dreams rather than a tulpafag, but you're right that it's a derailment, let's get back on topic.
>>300287
So she'd be able to turn into any of the baph variants listed in this thread and more? What would a sandworm baphomet be like?
4cda68 No.300290
<Ushi-oni + Baph
<Either a small oni that can still outdrink 15 men or a gigantic loli that will fuck me relentlessly
I'm ready for august
d8daab No.300293
>>300164
Sounds like a Tatzelwurm, mein freundö.
aa8232 No.300294
>>300293
Kinda, though tatzelwurms are more of a catsnek.
38b206 No.300299
<Baphomet Mokou
Its okay mom, she's at least 1300 years old!
067f15 No.300301
>>300081
< Baphomet+Angel
So long as she can crusade effectively and love tenderly, I am a-ok with it…
95f8f0 No.300320
So how does one have a baphomet waifu without worrying if they'll be sent to prison or shot dead?
89bd68 No.300326
>>300320
Get her to zap all the female fbi agents who will then turn into little girls.
If anyone says stupid shit, you just zap them until they fuck off.
15178a No.300334
>>300320
I wouldn't worry. Once the portals open, tanukis would shill it being normal with their propaganda networks….errr television networks.
efd509 No.300337
>>300301
don't worry Anon she'll always be your little Angel!
eeccf7 No.300350
>>300114
>>300118
Worse. It makes him one step away from a Muslim
7f3e67 No.300411
>>300203
Don't worry anon. The waifu chooses you
>>300200
>>300208
I remember you from /fringe/. I was tempted to direct you to here but decided against it with her head shape. Sage for off topic
5d66ab No.302095
>>300235
But anon, baphs are really strong too.
e60ece No.303061
Baph+Jinko. No idea how it would play out.
5d66ab No.303066
>>303061
The strength of a baphomet combined with the fighting skills of a jinko sounds very dangerous.
7ebc67 No.303087
>>302095
>my waifu's really good at magic and super strong and she's a general in the demon lord's army and she's super cute and
Does she have rainbow colored hair, heterochromia, and a terrible destiny too?
cacda5 No.303092
>>303087
Your waifu is a short drunkard now.
7ebc67 No.303094
>>303092
At least she's not a Mary Sue.
cacda5 No.303095
>>303094
shes part mary sue now you mantoad.
7ebc67 No.303098
>>303095
Only until she beats up your waifu and gets turned back.
cacda5 No.303101
>>303098
nah you cant beat a double baphomet, nigga. your waifu will be put back in the cuckcorner.
7ebc67 No.303107
>>303101
I'm assuming that a monster girl known for drinking and fighting will be good at fighting. I'm also ignoring the kcanon "oh so pretty and perfect at everything" baphomet because I always ignore the retarded parts of kcanon. Baphomets make more sense as strategists and long term planners. They still have magic, but it's less throwing fireballs around, more rituals and curses.
5d66ab No.303115
>>303101
Aux, is that you?
5d66ab No.304859
What would a baphometized Ammit be like? How would she apply her principles of JUSTICE to sabbath culture, and would other baphomets accept her?
d875bf No.304861
>>303107
Nah, you're just retarded. High ranking demons are high ranking demons. Just accept the fact that you'd get your shit stomped by something that looks like a 10 year old girl.
a865b7 No.304862
>>304859
this raises the question- how many ammits are there? are they like some sort of demon hive-mind with fragments all over the place, or is it one singular entity?
5d66ab No.304863
>>304862
There's likely only one Ammit, but perhaps also many Duat demonesses that bear a resemblance to her in some way or another.
a865b7 No.304864
>>304863
man she must be fucking busy
5d66ab No.304866
>>304864
From the dreams some anons have, busy enough that she's been making an entire afterlife for us, apparently.
a865b7 No.304868
>>304866
I actually saw her a while ago, she seems like a nice lady, but the land of the dead at least what i think it was is pretty austere, just some bricks and stuff. i assume she's working on sprucing it up
5d66ab No.304876
>>304868
I've heard of things as barebones there too so far, though it's basically an entire continent that has to be decorated now, with a pink sand beach in it and other locations. Though you might've seen her in a different area than that. What did she look like when you met her/what were your interactions with her like?
a865b7 No.304902
>>304876
It was a cold, grey city made of stone bricks, there were several luminescent statues, they kind of looked like birds holding bright balls of light in their talons. The architectures was really high and archy, lots of open air windows in the walls. overall the place looked nice (in an overawing way), but stark.
pic is an image i made that is basically exactly what it looked like, minus the big statues
as for ammit, the thing i noticed first about her was her hands, huge paws that she used to beckon me to this small torch-lit chamber where my heart was weighed and yadda yadda
she seemed happy to have visitors after so long, but told me that i talked too much you might sympathize with my slight curiosity. after that i kinda got left in this room with some anubis-type chick, and then some weird stuff happened and i left
from what i saw, she's starting to "produce" mamonos, the ones i saw looked pretty out of place in their surroundings, just kinda bumbling around and looking at me awkwardly
5d66ab No.304946
>>304902
I remember you. What mamonos did you see her as having produced, though? I don't remember you mentioning that part.
a865b7 No.304964
>>304946
well, i saw the anubis- that was a pretty run of the mill anubis. I also saw a harpy messing with something, she had bird legs, and downy blue feathers up to her waist.
those were the only two i could remember seeing clearly, despite my ability to find these places, my "eyesight" is still pretty terrible
if you have any other questions, i'd be happy to answer
cacda5 No.304973
>>304964
Only the dead can be judged, take it as a warning. keep an eye on your health.
a865b7 No.304977
>>304973
>only the dead can be judged
only the dead can be judged for sure, i'm sure she doesn't mind people coming in to see how they're doing
10d52a No.305033
>>300193
"wake up next to a baphomet"
You get a whole baphomet, and after the eclipse, Baphomets accidentally you.
The whole thing.
d56d92 No.305041
>>304964
Did you happen to pick up on her connection to the other Egyptian gods?
6e34ba No.305067
>>304902
The image of a bunch of young, newly-made mamonos bumbling around and learning the ropes fills me with a happy feeling. I'm not sure what to make of that, anons. But it's nice.
5079be No.305113
a865b7 No.305151
>>305041
Nope, looked like it was just her place
>>305067
they looked pretty damn confused to see me tbh
cb3cd4 No.305316
>>305151
I can see it now
<whos that
<whats that
<it make my chest feel funny
<it makes my tummy feel funny
<it makes my …. feel tingly
GIRLS PLEASE!
<Sorry mother
<Sorry mother
<Sorry mother
<Sorry mother
<Sorry mother
5d66ab No.305341
>>305316
I could see that, but with Ammit chuckling over it instead of yelling at them to calm down.
84d4d6 No.305372
Okay, wait a second. Does that mean I get a baphy sleeping in my bed or do I wake up in a baphy's bed next to her?
This is important
a865b7 No.305377
>>305372
Her bed will be your bed
5d66ab No.305379
>>305372
I dunno, but what would your baphwaifu's bedroom look like?
6e4536 No.305386
>>304861
I'd get my shit stomped if it weren't for my waifu. She could beat up yours any day of the week.
a20918 No.305388
>>305386
It's magic, aint gotta explain that shit
5d66ab No.305389
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>>305388
Don't onis have MAGIC MUSCLES, though?
a20918 No.305391
>>305389
Baphs are greater mages though, so they could probably conjure greater magic muscles.
84d4d6 No.305395
>>305377
Dubs confirm
>>305379
A bed, a table full of magic shit and plans for complete world lolification, proper horn maintenance tools, and other stuff I guess.
5d66ab No.305437
>>305399
He should accept Ammit as Monster Lord and tell his slugwaifu to get better taste in bodies and facial structure.
d3a0ab No.305441
>>305399
>Christfag evangelising
Go away
a22031 No.305598
>>305399
Waste of dubs. Christ and his followers are liars and heretics. Only Ammit and waifus offer true salvation.
>>305401
Just existing is a sin to god, so he can fuck right off.
a22031 No.305599
>>305484
ebin xd
I could use some more Order-tier posting so i have more shit to mock. Mind numbingly bored right now.
cbb081 No.305683
>>305646
It's not truth though. It's straight up ignorance and slavery. To be monothesistic is to be completely ignorant of the actual workings of the world/spirit world. Yahweh is just one god out of countless others. To be Christian is to deny your own spiritual power in favor of a (relatively weak) Jewish god. The only thing he has going for him is his number of followers, and he's still weaker than most other gods. Pro tip: no creator god is an actual creator, including Yahweh. There's a reason God is against all magic. I mean, even Christian "occultists" have to go through all kinds of mental gymnastics to justify their use of magic. What do you expect from a god who considers his followers sheep, and he the shepherd?
553ecc No.305766
>>305683
>To be monotheistic is to be completely ignorant of the actual workings of the world/spirit world.
How so? A single God does not discount the existence of other spiritual entities. In Christianity, demons and angels both exist, so I don't see the point here.
>To be Christian is to deny your own spiritual power
Human spiritual power is weak and constrained under natural circumstances by our passions and appetites. Most religions seeking to obtain spiritual "power" more often than not appeal to ethereal beings.
>(relatively weak) Jewish god
God is universal, and He isn't weak if he created the whole universe, is everywhere at once, knows the past, present, and future, and already has a plan to redeem the entire world in action. Just because God is also kind, loving, and merciful doesn't make Him weak.
>There's a reason God is against all magic
Because it's contacting demons and opening yourself up to them
>I mean, even Christian "occultists" have to go through all kinds of mental gymnastics to justify their use of magic.
Those don't exist though.
>>305718
It's the typical reaction from people who hate God, brother. I do pray that all of you aren't serious about this whole Ammit thing. This is extremely damaging stuff to the spirit. I love you all.
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