Dear MDE,
I noticed one of your videos was filmed in Atlanta. I am pleased to inform you that I have chosen the MDE team to be involved in a tremendous new project at Georgia Tech. You see, there is a secret club called ANAK at Tech that recruits only the most school spirited juniors. Feel free to look them up. My plan is to recruit the most tryhard of tryhard juniors by credit into my own secret organization and let them believe they are pledging ANAK. Thereby, I will poach potential members and eventually remove the original ANAK from power. Ideally, I would recruit 4 different pledge classes. At the secret meetings, each group would wear different robes, and each group would think the other three were of a different rank. That's where you come in. I am going to need a tight knit team of go-getters ready and willing to perform what appear to be satanic rituals. It is clear by Sam's intellectual refulgence that MDE has lifted the veil of the Plato's cave and reconnected with the divine. My organization intends to make great use of your gnostic vigor.
The pivotal gambit will of course be when we have each group vote for a different SGA candidate. One group will thus vote for the winner and gain a steadfast loyalty to our order. The groups that chose the losing candidate will lose faith in the group and will need to be either eliminated or have their etheric memory wiped. I trust that MDE can astrally project onto their localized demiurge to accomplish this task.
I look forward to your acceptance. Please respond as soon as possible.
-The man behind the mirror