Fellow fans of MDE:
In light of recent events it has become evident that further regulation is required on this board. As I am but one man, this new system of punishment will be largely self-implimented, but I will occasionally step in to issue punishment through ban messages.
To ensure that only quality posts are made on this most excellent of boards, eight ball slaps will be required for every bad post made on /mde/. Please take note these must be hard slaps, no pussy shit. Sam won't take that and you know it.
Also if you're new here, please for christs sake do not post!!!!! Take the time to learn that you probably shouldn't be posting at all, and consider yourself lucky that you're privileged enough to BE here. If you do post for some fucking reason, make sure it's something you think Sam would like… try to imagine him smiling as he reads your randum hipster crap. Make references you barely understand or just throw out something random and hope someone takes it as If it doesn't add up, if you can't see him smiling: immediately into the ballslaps. In this way ballslapping is a tool of comforting and also punishment, and like any good fetish slave knows sometimes degrading painful acts are the best way to get calmed down and focused. Especially for someone like you. Here at /mde/ we are all self hating narcissists and this board is our collective soul: of course it doesn't really represent any of us and we don't want it to. It's art, and it'z dedicated to real people (not us). Now go and do. Long live /mde/