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dd72d3  No.25895

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/_ Getting others to Commit Suicide _\

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/_ By The Blade _\

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/- A Neon Knight Presentation _\

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/_- The Metal AE 201 879 666-8 PW-KILL!!! _\

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Ahhh, I haven't written a file in quite a long time… Being a Senior fuckin

cranks… Party when ever you want, get laid by fresmen and sophmores,

its just generally fucking great…

Well, latX2^"!Jee has&9many Suicides lately. A little while ago, here in

beautiful NJ, 4 teenagers said their last rites and started the car up in the

garage. This brought a smile to my face, you see, the more people dead,

the better off you are in the game of life. When people our age die, that

means the rest of us have a better chance of getting into the college we want,

cause there is less of them to compeate with. There are more jobs to have, and

maybe you might find one you like. There is more food and other material

products, and this keeps the price of everything down. Its just better for

the whole society. Who cares about the mourning family, they'll get over it,

as you know who says "another day, another death"… Death is a fact of life

for everyone, and the more dead, the better.

HOW YOU CAN HELP:

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Find somebody that looks (as follows) like this:

-Real Ugly, someone who needs to be put out of misery, and so we don't have to

look at them

-Real Quiet, these people usally have something wrong upstairs, they can't deal

with other people, they are no good to you anyway.

-Real Stupid, everybody knows someone like this, like IQ of 98, someone who can

be pursuaded easily into the act.

-Someone with parents that prod them, like high pressure parents, who tell

thier kids to do well in everything or die…

(this is the good one)

-Somebody who has tried committing suicide before, cause they are fucked up

allready and they are the easist to convince.

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dd72d3  No.25896

CONVINCING THEM:

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Ok, find one of the above and try the first tactic, total harassment. Just rag

and rag and rag and rag on them, tell them their mother sucks black cock in

hell, send letters saying that they are illegitimate, saying that they are

drafted into the Marines.. Call them up and tell her mom that she does

Crack and she's pregnant. Get a guy that looks like a total scumbag biker

with chains and shit and tell her mom that he's ready to pick her up for

their orgy. Or if its a guy tell him 'yo maun, i got de stuff, wheres de

money??"… Just make their total life hell.

OR

Befriend them, get real close to them, tell them you love them, you want to

be with them forever (in hell). Get close to the parents to, act real nice,

kiss some ass, be a real goody 2 shoes, feel like part of the family.

Then make up some crisis you supposedly had at home, say that your dad is

gonna kick you outa the house if (you dont cut that hair)…sorry…

you dont get a job and pay for everything

you use. Say that he grounded your for 5732 days and you can't go anywhere.

Then lie to the other kid's parents and tell them something like your

(son) daughter's is hooked on drugs and get her in trouble. Then at

night tell the other party to meet you somewhere, like on a bridge, anywhere

that you can die easily. Then make her feel like shit and ask (demand) her

to go in a suicide jump together, go 1-2-3, she jumps you stay where you

are and laugh.

PACTS:

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Suicide Pacts are the best way to get rid of alot of people at once. Pacts

usally consist of 2 to 6 people, (unlike my good friend Jim Jones who wiped out

over 300 with poisoned Kool-Aid), and are usally done in a painless way.

Try to find a bunch of depressed people and tell them to join your little

group that meets twice a week to 'talk' about everyones problems.

Bullshit with them for a week or two, show a few other ways out of depression

(which should'nt work) then tell them (strongly) about a easy way out,

convince them into a SUICIDE PACT. Probability is that if 2 or 3 agree with

it, the whole group will do it, and that's just dandy!.

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dd72d3  No.25897

PRE-ACT TACTICS:

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Now since this person is never going to be around any more, and if you say

you are going with them, tell the other party to give you all their belongings

so you can 'give it to charity, someone who really needs it'. Of course all

the goods go to bank account and some good blow.

Also, if you play your cards right, you can take out a life insurance policy

on the person and make 10g's to 1 mil, depending on the company and how

stupid they are.

Or if you forgot about the pre-act tactics just go to the parents and say

'She would want me to have this' (a $2500 pioneer stereo rack system),

a few weeks after the death, and cry when you do it.

WAYS OF SUICIDE:

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The folling is a list of many ways to get the person to commit suicide:

-Carbon Monoxide, as in automobile exhaust, a very painless way to die. You

just sit in the car, in a garage, and it feels like you are going to sleep.

-A Gun, also another painless way, point the gun at the temple (head), aim

on an angle towards the lower base of the skull, instant DEATH.

-Slitting of the Wrists, very stupid, painful at first, but eventually you go

into shock. This way of suicide has the highest failure rate due to people

chickening out, it lasts from 20 mins. to sometimes 3 hrs. not a good way.

-Jumping off a tall building, a good way, because %50 of the people that jump

DIE of fright before hitting the ground. Somewhat tramatic for the 4 seconds

you are in the air, but more or less, a good way.

-Jumping in front of a Bus, Train, or any Large vehicle, a %75 percent success

rate as long as your head hits againt the oncoming force quickly. People have

been mangled and lived through it, and you don't want that to happen, you

want to DIE REMEMBER??

-Overdose of Drugs, a somewhat lame way to go depending on the drug…

also you need to take the right amount due to if you take too much, you will

just throw it up and suffer for 24 hrs… not to much, not to little, you can

determine by the recomened doseage. Sleeping pills are probably the most

painless, you just pass out. Overdoses of drugs such as Acid,LSD,and other

phyco drug is another stupid way to go, and if you live through it you are

a vegetable for the rest of your fucking life.

Drowning- A bad way to go, due to suffication people who have lived through

a near drowing say "It fucking sucks" to put it in laymens terms, not

suggested.

Hanging- good if you do it right. In the old west they used a more or less

'painless' way of hanging. When they released the lever, your neck broke and

usally you couldnt feel anything anyway, and before you knew it, you we DEAD.

A relitivly good and graphic way to go.

Running your car off a cliff- Very stupid unless you have a high cliff or

mountain. People usally try to pull out at the last second, and end up

paralized for life. Not recommended.

Electricution- Not bad, as long you have a good current. Go to your local

power substation and ground yourself to something, and as soon as you touch

the ends of those big semi-condutors, you're history.

Poison- Same as drugs.

Stabbing yourself- Usally reserved for Sickos, a very painful way to die, and

you watch yourself bleed to death. Pretty beat way to go.

Drinking yourself to Death-Sounds fun, should try it sometime….but seriously,

probably not a bad way to go, get wasted, and die! Get grain alcohol,

199 proof, good shit.

Well, im probably missing like hundreds of more ways, but this file is

just to get you started in the game of life. Good luck, and keep track

of your results.

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8d6ca8  No.25899

>>25895

gay, just kill em

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18454a  No.25905

have sam buttfuck you to death

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4d7997  No.25907

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the gamefaqs formatting on the title had me lolling. dragged somewhat though, a little too long. needs more little jokes strewn throughout. the "in hell" was a good example of this, the stereo system was funny too. the rating system of ways to die was probably the part that needed to be cut short or added with more jokes the most.

but ultimately… dude why did u waste such good material/copypasta on a shitty board like this… this is like having a louie ck level stand up set and giving it to a room of 4 drunk people who arent even paying attention

just send this to sam he'll publish this in How To Bomb 2 and pay you for it

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dd72d3  No.25916

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>>25907

This is something written from the 80s 90s Bulletin Board System. I have a whole archive (Over 1k text files).

Fuck it here's the link, it's a gold mine: http://mirror3.preterhuman.net/textfiles/

I already sent something to sam, it was an audio file though. Some phone phreaks in a phone conference flaming each other threatening to hack ip addresses and shit lol.

Here's some cool ass music from the systemspace community ("aka online suicide cult website") kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q45xWGvS3Ps

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c6bb87  No.27098

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