b0e3a7 No.24254
Give me a % for each guy. I'm thinking…
Chuckles 70%
S. Whitcomb Hyde 55%
Nick Cock-a-Rochefort 40%
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4f731c No.24255
Chuckles 15% - might mess around with a dude or trap if drunk
S. Whitcomb Hyde 85% (50% of which is repressed) - bangs transexes, pooper fetish, right winger, appears to know a lot about homo lifestyle in his comedy, all the signs of a closeted, repressed homo
Nick Cock-a-Rochefort 5% - he seems like the type that messed around once with a dude when he was in gradeschool or some shit
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e82553 No.24256
>>24254
>>24255
Charls has an elevated gay score because he took on Nic’s gay allotment. So Nick is very straight, Charls is fairly gay, and Sam is very gay.
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2149e5 No.24258
>>24254
c- 20-30%
s- 85-90%
n- 15-20%
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e82553 No.24263
>>24254
I made this great analysis and then put it in the wrong thread so fuck me I guess anyway here it is:
Nick is so confidently straight that he comes off as kinda faggy. Like he'd do some soft-core homo stuff. In reality he's maybe ~5% gay; would probably kiss his male friends on the lips if even a little drunk and the mood was right for horsing around. Would sleep in the same bed as his male friends comfortably, even if not drunk. Comes off as completely happy and fufilled in his marriage and does not consider what he might be "missing" in other men.
Sam, as another anon pointed out, has a suspicious knowledge of gay culture, but that could just be because he's usually a witty/observant dude. I could see him being gay on purpose, without alcohol (as in kissing other dudes, groping their asses/being groped, etc). I couldn't see him sleeping in the same bed as another dude comfortably/casually because his mind will be hung up on how gay it is and he wouldn't be able to relax and be normal. I'd say Sam is about 35-40% gay (<50%) for that reason. He's basically the Ernest Hemmingway of the core MDE trio, as in he'll probably end up with a super butchy/tomboy girl because an overtly feminine gf will only ever remind him of his slight interest/curiosity for men and a tomboy is as close as he can get without having to face facts.
Charls is more difficult to determine. I could see him kissing dudes when drunk and also when sober. He was way too comfortable in drag during World Peace, and I was so blown over by the gentle, loving looks he kept giving Sam during Tissue Box. He also came off as really comfortable almost entirely naked and tied up in Manslave. I also find he hangs on saying words like "gay" and "fag" in a way he doesn't when he says shit like "nigger", etc. I would say he's holding out for a wife-material gf but if it doesn't pan out (like all his past gfs), he'll cave and get himself an androgynous boyfriend who isn't overtly flamboyant. They likely won't actually have sex physically, just do some over the pants frotting and basically be like an older gay couple semi in the closet. So that puts Charls at >50% gay but more evidence is required.
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c89cd6 No.24267
Quality thread, bro. Let's make another where we guess what length their cocks are and what kind of products we think they might use.
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c89cd6 No.24268
>>24267
I know Sam likes Backwoods cigars
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0dc471 No.24270
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2149e5 No.24278
>>24268
sam likes dr. bonner's aspergers soap that burns your pussy when you try to use it :/
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7fcdd4 No.24280
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2149e5 No.24281
>>24280
wtff i didn't know that
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7fcdd4 No.24282
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86c710 No.24291
>>24278
American apparel used to sell this hipster garbage and its a terrible 'all in one' like all 'all in ones'.
this might be good for your body but if u want hair like Sams use a teaspoon of this garbage and massage it into your skull for 30 secs
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9aed9e No.24293
>>24278
dont use peppermint on your cunt if you dont want it to burn you absolute retard
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6a95c6 No.24295
>>24291
Sam's hair is so ugly
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224220 No.24297
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0183c4 No.24301
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2149e5 No.24303
>>24301
that reply wasn't directed at you, you impostor
>>24293
thanks
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e82553 No.24306
>>24254
if charls doesn't have a lil cute tiny soft dick i'm gonna be so mad
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1ba4f1 No.24309
>>24297
Hyde wants to suck cock
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13d77a No.24311
this is a stupid fucking thread. so many fucking losers on this board, jesus christ. i hope you realize that you're entering mentally ill territory by making and participating in this thread. i'm leaving this toxic board honestly. quality discussion stopped months ago.
if anyone wants to make an /mde2/ that doesn't have any of this garbage, it would be seriously welcomed.
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bb782b No.24314
>>24311
u do realize that the rumors about Sam fucking trannies and getting handjobs from dudes are probably true right?
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6c23be No.24315
>>24278
Dr. Bronner's is a great hand soap. It sucks at everything else though.
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13d77a No.24316
>>24314
u do realize that gossiping about every facet of someone's life makes you look like a schizo faggot right? especially when it's some obscure comedian. even if you're trolling, it's very sad.
this is the absolute lowest form of conversation you could be having. it's not just this thread, it's every thread on all 24 pages of this board. for your own sake, stop doing this. i don't know if you have autism or what, but this stalkerish behavior isn't healthy. hope you find something constructive to occupy your time with. best of luck man.
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10c02c No.24317
hey mane
do you have a bitch in yo lyfe that needs their motherduckin ass whooped
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3a9200 No.24319
>>24314
what is probable about it
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3a9200 No.24320
>>24317
why yes sir, why do you ask
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746327 No.24323
>>24319
a) As has been pointed out in other responses, Sam fits the profile of a repressed homo. Something that hasn't been noted is that he also went to a college notorious for the faggotry that goes on there.
b) None of rumors floating around regarding this stuff about Sam have really been debunked. You'd think if all these bitters exes were falsely spilling shit on him, they'd be caught in at least one lie, but they haven't. If they were lying about this shit you'd think they'd come up with more salacious shit too.
c) Despite Sam's dick suckers crying constantly about some transexual/ch ap0 character assassination theory, not a shred of evidence has been produced to give this schizo shit any credibility.
d) These rumors revolve strictly around Sam, not the rest of the MDE guys, further debunking that there is somekind of left wing conspiracy that is working against them. Why would any leftard care about Sam anyway when he no longer has a TV show and is hiding all his shit behind a paywall.
e) To any reasonable person, seeing this much smoke around a guy means there probably is a fire.
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f419f5 No.24324
>>24323
>Why would any leftard care about Sam anyway when he no longer has a TV show and is hiding all his shit behind a paywall.
See >>>/cow/
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0379d0 No.24325
>>24324
>not a single thread about Sam
thanks for proving my point
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2da9e7 No.24326
>>24323
i posted the thread where someone gave a timestamp to a cha p o episode. The whole thread had several people talking about it and nowt hat baord IDs are on you can see multiple people. Who knows how many are here regularly, but some are and there's evidence. Also if you see how they act on their faggy sub you know they contain extreme hatred and desire to deplatform/ban/destroy him. I've seen it myself dozens of times. At this point denying it seems schizso.
for others who use it as an insult it's a quick dismissal like saying "schlomo" or "jidf" they don't actually believe that's who the person is, it's more like "you are acting like this and may as well be them, and your opinion is less than worthless"
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8c4383 No.24328
>>24326
that ch ap 0 episode however was relevant to Sam because the comedian they were interviewing mentioned him. It wasn't them attacking him out of left field or anything like that.
>Also if you see how they act on their faggy sub you know they contain extreme hatred and desire to deplatform/ban/destroy him. I've seen it myself dozens of times. At this point denying it seems schizso.
If this behavior is so common then post some direct examples/screengrabs of this.
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2da9e7 No.24330
>>24328
>. basically an anecdote about sam being a huge pussy, no surprise there
yeah that's netural and just a "hey guys check this out." also listening to chap o makes you not-netural, and at any rate. Are you a listener to it or something? The passion is really weird, this pulling out your hair insistance. And the instatn reply is also weird. Honestly it adds to common sense that much of what I'm saying is right and that you're ont he defensive.
i've said it here a dozen times, go to the "r/mde got banned" celebration thread. I'm not doing the work for you to dig it up. The idea you're denying this means you're underinformed (whatever, take this as a lesson then) or are being intentionally deceptive.
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ad4782 No.24335
>>24330
>Are you a listener to it or something? The passion is really weird, this pulling out your hair insistance. And the instatn reply is also weird. Honestly it adds to common sense that much of what I'm saying is right and that you're ont he defensive.
I didn't even listen to the podcast, I just saw the thread on here and the discussion in it.
And again if there was some concerted and coordinated effort to attack Sam (celebrating the demise or r/mde doesn't really count unless you have evidence they played a role in it getting shoah'd), then surely you have SOMETHING to show for that? You're not doing yourself a favor if you don't cite any sources directly and just say they exist out there in the ether somewhere.
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332c0e No.24337
>>24323
random accounts do not equal probability. the /cow/ thread about him was there tho, whether it was deleted or not idk, but it was linked here as well multiple times.
I'm willing to concede all this is a coin toss, the simple fact is he upsets people for whatever reasons
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2149e5 No.24417
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10c02c No.24418
>>24323
it's probably all bullshit and sam is a great guy, not like Alex Jones or Owen Benjamin
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10c02c No.24419
cobra kai never dies bros
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2149e5 No.24420
>>24418
owen benjamin is a nerd
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19d988 No.24430
>>24420
hardly the worst thing to be in this world.
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2149e5 No.24435
>>24430
i was kidding— haven’t even seen one of his videos
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ac4264 No.24517
>>24263
>suspicious knowledge
There's gay cannibal forums that write fanfics (?) about dismembering boys and eating them, now you know, you're suspicious
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