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nigga want: an apple pie

 No.1071

i can barely smell bleach in my water

ive been drinking it since birth

 No.1074

>>1071

I used a canteen as a spitter one dicke during infantry school when I was in the Marines. When I got back to the squad bay I filled it up with bleach and rinsed it out to try to clean it. I put it onto my pack and decided to use it as an emergency canteen that I would only use if it became absolutely necessary for me to drink some water and had no other choice. Later that week we went on a 15 or 20k hump I think it was, I had drank all the water from my camelbak and finished off all my other canteens and I was getting severely dehydrated. I grabbed the bleach canteen from the side of my pack and took a giant, dying of thirst gulp and instantly started choking and gagging and heaving. I fell out of the hump and started heaving on the side of the road we were on. The canteen still tasted like it was full of bleach. It was one of the most miserable experiences of my life, and I've had some pretty miserable experiences.

Moral of the story, don't drink bleach.


 No.1075

>>1074

>one dicke

*One dicke

What the fuck has been wrong with me lately. I've been making massive typos like this constantly for the past couple of days. I don't even notice them when I'm typing them but they are so blatantly obvious when I go back and read them. What is happening to my brain?


 No.1076

>>1075

dicke


 No.1077

File: 1465552379129.jpg (302.71 KB, 960x757, 960:757, notgivingafuck.jpg)

>>1076

God damn you Sam. Your weird word filter made me think I was going insane.


 No.1113

>>1076

Hmm

dick and balls?


 No.1114

>>1113

Knew it!




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