>>91803
"Do I own this car?"
"No."
"Can I have exclusive use of this car?"
"Fuck it, they do not pay me enough to care."
V.
"Can I drive this car to work next Monday?"
"You will need a Monday permit, it needs to be less than 40 miles, and do you have at least $40, two forms of photo ID, and 4 hours to wait in a government office?"
"Jesus, do I not own this car?"
"Why of course, we believe in private property :^)"
Regulations are important.