>"I speak for the trees, you can not keep doing this Onceler."
>"Come back when you have financial reasons you hobo."
>The Lorax starts a futures market for thneeds and the Onceler's business.
>Learns basic accounting.
>Points out that the net present accounting value of Onceler's actions are negative given the rate of depreciation in the business' land value and the rapidly increasing futures rates of thneeds.
>"Oh hey, thanks Lorax, maybe it doesn't make financial sense to destroy every ounce of land."
>THE END