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File: 733312e801eed22⋯.png (764.35 KB, 1125x1600, 45:64, _1a5d16d1-428b-4fe6-80c1-e….png)

 No.337822

E R A S E M E edition

https://youtu.be/ICaTsTkBPV8

 No.337829

File: 0414682c39ca0bc⋯.jpg (305.68 KB, 1034x1500, 517:750, RyVoVc1.jpg)

>>337824

Maybe....


 No.337830

File: 9325ecba60909ce⋯.gif (496.03 KB, 400x225, 16:9, sk1426890959414.gif)

>>337816

Don't be so down on yourself, I'm sure you'd be a great mother!

... Huh. I'm mixing the Southern Comfort with .1% fat milk, though, and there's no curdling happening. But when I've mixed mead with the same kind of milk, there was curdling. There're some other factors at work that I don't understand.

>>337818

Fiiine, but when you wake up at like 4pm with a horrible hangover, don't blame me!

>>337819

What, did you get too aroused?


 No.337831

File: cb566983ffc6b17⋯.jpg (149.99 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni S….jpg)

>>337828

That's understandable, I did the same.


 No.337832

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.337833

File: f2535e7754f228f⋯.gif (1.6 MB, 500x375, 4:3, 1475015610298.gif)


 No.337834

>kid cudi

:\


 No.337835

File: 39a6766ca719a78⋯.jpg (174.43 KB, 850x894, 425:447, 1467676130339.jpg)

>>337834

This american gets me, Sims have bad taste, we just kinda accept it here.


 No.337836

File: d02e85d631771e3⋯.jpg (303.01 KB, 960x600, 8:5, cf604a72d2886908c106d5d4d1….jpg)

>>337823

You know what they say about them.


 No.337837

File: 2cc9121b887b8d1⋯.jpg (26.53 KB, 230x336, 115:168, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.28.06….jpg)

>>337828

Kinda bothers me how megumin is just a ripoff of the chunibyou character tho, atleast when she's introduced...


 No.337838

File: 89363a1e0a20047⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 560x314, 280:157, 1475354810002.webm)


 No.337839

File: d813b659d2768da⋯.jpg (304.89 KB, 1034x1500, 517:750, 4aTLd7k.jpg)

>>337830

Nigga, Last time I slept it went over 18h. I don't mind.

>>337836

I really don't. I just heard friend making fun of his friend for being tykkimies


 No.337840


 No.337841

File: 81d3db64dd10234⋯.jpg (41.93 KB, 467x490, 467:490, ScreenHunter_432 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

>>337837

true but she is a true qt


 No.337842

File: e1107141b37ba08⋯.jpg (136.33 KB, 580x562, 290:281, 1a7e7359ffc7228b3e7103f69d….jpg)

>>337839

Well that happens a lot too.

Tyhmä saa olla muttei tykkimies.


 No.337843

File: 0fcf4e590588b0e⋯.webm (4.29 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1475183317001.webm)

>>337840

cant watch because Im from germany.

who are you?

Did you made a singly post on /animus/ before you came here?


 No.337844

File: dca7cb769949520⋯.jpg (242.97 KB, 900x665, 180:133, 53770637_p26_master1200.jpg)

>>337820

That's not too strange! Even when I had several friends, none of them really drank, so it's natural that I don't drink either.

Why am I defending myself?

>>337824

You always have tomorrow, though! Just make up for today.

It was all right, I had an okay day at work. Nothing really to share from today.

>>337830

Hmm, I'm content with never knowing the science behind it and just following your recommendations.

Why's everyone making a big deal out of you posting some Moomins, by the way?


 No.337845

File: 25ea8b07f8a86e6⋯.png (875.14 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, __tewatasanaiinu_original_….png)


 No.337846

>>337843

i mod /animus/


 No.337847

File: 903c60b285b9eb9⋯.jpg (71.78 KB, 854x480, 427:240, Komosuba-04-16.jpg)

>>337841

She's pretty funny, but like all the characters in the show she mainly has one gig that repeats itself.


 No.337848

File: 75dca6c2067b7ad⋯.jpg (1021.11 KB, 1306x900, 653:450, 48e955e309769d494ba87603e7….jpg)

>>337846

>/animus/

Your kind ain't welcome!


 No.337849

File: e12fe9d2cd3893a⋯.png (948.46 KB, 1135x784, 1135:784, MeguCute.png)

>>337843

>

>>337847

yeah 10 episodes really helped the show for now


 No.337850

File: 580d32805cbbf69⋯.jpg (8.04 KB, 250x242, 125:121, 1472253751582.jpg)

MAN THE CANNONS!

ENEMY IN OUR LANES

NO PRISONERS!


 No.337851

>>337848

be nice


 No.337852

File: d7861117650ff28⋯.png (408.78 KB, 640x480, 4:3, revot.png)

>animus


 No.337853

File: 36cff7299740374⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1071x1500, 357:500, 1429453419840.png)

>>337844

Very odd, I've only ever known like 3 people who never drank any alcohol.

>>337845

It's a saying to live by.


 No.337854

File: cb28756b36b32a8⋯.png (335.95 KB, 622x720, 311:360, sk1426890959512.png)

>>337839

Sleeping for a long time isn't bad, but having a really terrible hangover is. At least get enough water!

>>337844

Don't trust my recommendations! Milk and Southern Comfort isn't terribly pleasant.

I don't really know! I assume they're people not really used to the concept of there being porn of everything.


 No.337855

File: f15268ac1997420⋯.jpg (27.88 KB, 188x219, 188:219, i'm really happy for you a….jpg)

>>337829

Well definitely. Otherwise it would be just something you casually do for sure! But you don't do it casually yet mhmm?

>>337844

Well there's not that many tomorrows.

I see, an alright day is alright. Any plans?


 No.337856

>>337850

>>337852

you be nice too


 No.337857

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 No.337858

>>337857

werent you there for like a solid month


 No.337859

File: 5d57e35d102a06b⋯.jpg (40.21 KB, 572x466, 286:233, ScreenHunter_426 Sep. 25 1….jpg)

its another

the board goes autistic again


 No.337860

oh no youre there right now


 No.337861

File: 09f581e0e3a1580⋯.jpg (376.16 KB, 800x1343, 800:1343, c262af1e5d4abbf21068741a05….jpg)


 No.337862

File: 5556da08c0d1e8a⋯.jpg (143.6 KB, 1100x755, 220:151, Rain.jpg)

>>337850

I'll go and get the 72 virgins!

>>337853

I'll keep that in mind when I become C so I don't steal a rifle and go tot he forest to blow my brains out.

>>337855

I… idk. lose the urge immediately after limax but could o it before it.


 No.337863

File: 0d3739d59feb9e9⋯.jpg (141.38 KB, 550x566, 275:283, 50107651_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>337854

But only twenty minutes ago you said "Surprisingly great"!

That must be it. It just seems a bit strange in the internet age. Only tangentially related, but I laughed aloud at that picture you were accidentally linked to last night.

>>337853

It's not like I "Never" drink alcohol, sometimes you're in a position where convention necessitates you have a beer or three. Last time I've been drunk was several years ago, though.

>>337855

Just keep at it steadily.

Hmm, not for tonight, no. I was probably just going to play some games later on. Not sure what yet, though.


 No.337864

>>337856

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I HATE ALL OF YOU AND ONE DAY I COME OVER YOUR BOARD AND BURN IT!


 No.337865

File: 60af7f502807639⋯.png (227.8 KB, 858x725, 858:725, 1475255930310.png)

oürfksfü+okasdpfsadopijgf0ü9aewur3ß08ufPOISDAJFAPSÜ*DFDS*ÜAFK*ÜPOSDAKF§E)=?W=IFU)D=?SFJAS=?*D)JGHFAW=S)EF


 No.337866

File: 905c13e56e73a26⋯.jpg (56.43 KB, 617x451, 617:451, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.19.39….jpg)


 No.337867

>>337864

what i do


 No.337868

>>337851

just memes yo


 No.337869

File: 8b0205bd17e38e6⋯.png (8.28 KB, 450x401, 450:401, 1472622497681.png)

WE LOST

GUYS

ANIMUS WALK IN WITH NO FIGHT BACK

ITS OVER

EVERYONE GO HOME


 No.337870

>>337868

that explains it thank you


 No.337871

File: db9cb8e9d06f8ab⋯.png (123.11 KB, 702x397, 702:397, _cc64894b-7e4f-47b1-bbf5-5….png)

>>337830

No, I can't get off to Hippos and Fairy folk

>>337834

Cudi has the best moans in the game you uncultured swine.

I know almost no one here likes the music I do, I just post what I'm listening to at the time


 No.337872

>>337870

Well mostly just others memeing about animus being bad and then the other part is animus people coming to make the board shit.


 No.337873

File: 2cb9587a76191a8⋯.jpg (31.66 KB, 234x393, 78:131, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.16.53….jpg)

>>337870

Yeah we like memes, but can you please leave. We don't take kindly to your kind…


 No.337874

File: 418b9b8275bea4f⋯.png (435.75 KB, 490x700, 7:10, 'tis but a scratch.png)

>>337862

But C means you won't even get a rifle.

>>337863

True, just odd that you didn't know of the simplest drinks though.

>>337871

>


 No.337876

File: c483b6944186f11⋯.webm (674.31 KB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0101 stroke l….webm)

>>337862

Lots of people have it. However it can be…. overcome. YEEEEAAAAHHH.

Seriously though it can.

>>337863

Mhmm, I see. What kind of games do you play?


 No.337877

>>337871

i liked red eye

>>337872

how do they make it shit exactly

>>337873

get out of my board and we can talking about it hypocrite


 No.337878

File: 2c2c135e8fa9195⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 160x238, 80:119, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.38.34….jpg)

>>337876

That hair looks greasy as fuck…


 No.337879

File: 9a98ee1cc9e73b7⋯.png (279.44 KB, 494x524, 247:262, sk1426890959520.png)

>>337863

… That was sort of a modified truth. Milk with a hint of Southern Comfort is pretty great, but not when I mixed it strong.

>that picture you were accidentally linked to

I know! It was the funniest thing, and I've no idea why it got practically zero response!

>>337871

But you get off to Bit, and he's a fairy?


 No.337880

File: 46e4e5ff596d358⋯.jpg (198.95 KB, 1022x824, 511:412, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.45.11….jpg)


 No.337881

File: 1d4eef5a27d06c3⋯.png (308.38 KB, 734x924, 367:462, f1a053bf-8517-443c-9c7c-97….png)

>>337874

Hey SD

>>337877

I like it too

>>337879

He's a princess , thank you very much


 No.337882

>>337874

can always get re-classified. but C is what is happening im afraid. would have been fun possibly.

>>337876

heh maybe. idk. just after climax idgaf as the whole…. … part is more about getting off to me not about doing it after.

>>337877

Idk if i should say but sci is a rather strong example.


 No.337883

>>337880

this is bait


 No.337884

File: c00bfabccc48e60⋯.jpg (56.47 KB, 732x761, 732:761, 1473668665285.jpg)

TO MAKE IT CLEAR IF YOU MADE MORE THEN 3POSTS ON ANIMUS WE CANT BE FRIENDS!


 No.337885

File: ef7d79b624c85f3⋯.jpg (77.19 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 14089256_1176855729044403_….jpg)

> /animus/

is this going to want me as well


 No.337886

File: 767a12a02620974⋯.jpg (1.93 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20150712_011138.jpg)


 No.337887

>>337882

in case you guys werent aware sci isnt exactly a pillar of our community either


 No.337888

File: 8832e5a2bb847fd⋯.png (1.9 MB, 1264x1264, 1:1, sk1426890960018.png)

>>337881

He's a fairy hippo princess, tbh.


 No.337889

File: 7e602d264ff4363⋯.jpg (12.33 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 11498-1390631291.jpg)

>>337887

Your thread's still shit though


 No.337890

File: 6004f80370e8a8d⋯.jpg (77.89 KB, 850x1157, 850:1157, sample_c60d58b509c31e54567….jpg)

>>337887

Yeah we're pretty aware now… Or us newbies are.


 No.337891

>>337887

who?

WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANIMU CUNTS IF YOU DIDNT KNEW!


 No.337892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.337893

File: 74df092d14a08df⋯.png (119.12 KB, 750x750, 1:1, _3d2799f4-613d-4718-8521-c….png)

>>337884

I've never posted there where's our friendship

>>337888

No, not at all.


 No.337894

File: 875f6a5f516bd77⋯.webm (3.49 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0102 sit.webm)

>>337878

Maybe. You pay attention to the wrong bits though.

>>337882

I uhm, guess so? Don't uderstand completely I think.


 No.337895

>>337893

you always bully me


 No.337896

>>337889

what is your point

>>337891

you guys brought it up


 No.337897

>>337894

keep going


 No.337898

>>337894

Sigh… the whole cei part is getting me off, not about really ei it. probably still wont make sense

>>337892

thanks i want this exact song


 No.337899

File: 1e5fcb7e185ebff⋯.jpg (31.56 KB, 320x310, 32:31, 1474792697333.jpg)

>>337896

just leave….

please….


 No.337900

File: 061656aac0526a2⋯.png (968.39 KB, 670x896, 335:448, 06c18217089ce80a77123083e3….png)

>>337881

How are you Sims?

>>337882

I don't think you can get out of C though.

>>337883

I believe they don't know who you are due to that name and because you're not using your Jeordie(?) folder.


 No.337901

File: 8440da5677a269c⋯.jpg (527.93 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 53770637_p35_master1200.jpg)

>>337876

There's nothing I'm particularly good at, but I'm quite fond of arcade style games like top-down shooters and side scrolling run-and-gun games. I play a little bit of everything, but I don't really have "my game", I guess.

Why the crazy animal penises?

>>337879

Now you know how to improve the next time, though.

I thought it was funny! You posted at a weird time when the board was completely dead, so probably no one really saw it. Or they don't know what's funny.


 No.337902

File: 559f3b13ed5c7ca⋯.jpg (214.33 KB, 345x336, 115:112, 559f3b13ed5c7caede55cc68c4….jpg)

>>337876

>>337894

This just looks gross

At least try to look more feminine


 No.337903

File: 804d3ccced454fc⋯.png (164.17 KB, 225x350, 9:14, Raratina_Dustiness_Ford.png)

>>337896

That we want all you shitters to stay in that board that's actually just a place to store away shitters.

>>337894

ehrm. meh.


 No.337904

>>337900

Huh. I don't actually know. Just the Dr said that it can be reclassified.


 No.337905

File: 53195d6ecd15646⋯.png (577.12 KB, 750x747, 250:249, _a9475d64-9765-463f-bcf9-a….png)

>>337895

I do not!

>>337900

Sick

You?

>>337901

Name


 No.337906

File: f609824091ef672⋯.gif (221.18 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_obylwx8SkV1u86t2qo1….gif)


 No.337907

File: 643642f32ee31cd⋯.png (88.23 KB, 850x850, 1:1, avatarthatisnotbrucecambel….png)

>>337900

they'd get upset with a furry avatar

maybe this will be more pleasing

>>337903

again you posted there like 5 minutes ago


 No.337908

>>337905

okay we are friends now


 No.337909

File: f2cb81e7f94c001⋯.png (27.36 KB, 269x258, 269:258, eek.png)

>>337907

Are you a retard? Look at the name, dumbo


 No.337910

File: 99e9216b0676dd7⋯.jpg (10.73 KB, 163x155, 163:155, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.05.57….jpg)

>>337907

I did not? Hello?

lol.

I'd never visit a place like that, itd infect me with brain aids.


 No.337911

File: 1575f7fc10eb367⋯.jpg (104.08 KB, 803x688, 803:688, 1472613438472.jpg)

all the lewders acting they never posted on /animus/.

You are the same people who say they dont use reddit but do and think the hate is just a meme!


 No.337912

>>337906

fucking nigger


 No.337913

File: 4450ea1fa6074f6⋯.png (172.86 KB, 342x512, 171:256, sk1426890959517.png)

>>337893

But "fairy" just means he's gay.

>>337901

I don't, 'cause I just now made yet another glass of too strong Southern Milk (??)! But that was because I used the last bit of Southern Comfort, and there was no need to leave a few drops.

Well yeah, the board is mostly active at Euro nighttime.


 No.337914

File: d86115a054ee608⋯.jpg (240.22 KB, 782x1020, 23:30, 1785ab06da13b288b55589b293….jpg)

>>337904

Odd, I'm not absolutely certain but I feel like it's that way.

>>337905

Same, I can't seem to be able to get rid of this illness, whatever it is.

>>337907

If that's how you feel about it then.


 No.337915

File: 38dadcfb5a02c14⋯.png (215.19 KB, 470x600, 47:60, avatarthatisnotbrucecambel….png)

>>337909

>>337910

oh woah youre actually two people neat

so is like your boyfriend a shitter then

where's the line exactly


 No.337916

File: fb4d591888163cb⋯.jpg (382.67 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 522714.jpg)

>>337911

0 posts from me!

>>337905

Fixed, thank you.

>>337912

Why the hate, buddy?


 No.337917

File: 7f6ec91530edb3e⋯.png (274.64 KB, 414x516, 69:86, 400.png)

>>337914

we'll see how this works


 No.337918

File: b214a2ab1ae168e⋯.jpg (26.29 KB, 184x328, 23:41, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.28.19….jpg)

>>337915

Yes, he's trash at everything and doesen't even have a job. What a fucking loser.

But he doesent frequent your board so he's still way better than all of you.


 No.337919

File: df12c299b01ac94⋯.webm (4.95 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0103 ride.webm)

>>337897

I am, thank you filthy animu person~

>>337898

Yeah, I see. It doesn't but you are drunk, you're okay!

>>337901

Oh, I see. Hve I pesterded you about Alien Swarm yet? I have almost everyone! Though I won't have the time to play much anyway so might as well not.

They're the best that¨s why! Sh-shut up, they are. 'sides, you like cows, that's close.


 No.337920

File: 7be13641127f50f⋯.png (373.92 KB, 488x499, 488:499, more panties.png)

>>337915

yeah, hes a total shitter, don't pay attention to anything he says


 No.337921

File: a052a2bec0a0570⋯.jpg (101.31 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 23452.jpg)

>>337917

Let's call it a social experiment.


 No.337922

File: 53ad9ad5a79fc8c⋯.png (177.5 KB, 335x337, 335:337, 276.png)

>>337918

>>337920

i think you're a cute couple

>>337921

im ethan bradberry


 No.337923

File: 0e54a82285be253⋯.gif (14.92 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 200_s.gif)

dkwaükfda+sßikf´ß9w0uid90ßaspokfsapkfopa+ssüjfds0ü+UFJÜDS=FJHÜEWjf+DSJF*PDSjf+as*jpoe+pufj+pas

>FURRYS

AREHRUIARGHAIGRIAOSGFOUIZAG


 No.337924

File: eafce08e8c36e59⋯.png (460.16 KB, 691x461, 691:461, that is all.png)

>>337922

Thanks buddy, means alot when it comes from a random furry shitter !


 No.337925

File: 07f2c206c16a5c4⋯.jpg (12.54 KB, 192x160, 6:5, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.33.31….jpg)

>>337922

Well I think you're a furry.


 No.337926

>>337914

could be just doc feeling sorry for me after saying that i'd kinda want to go through military

>>337919

:/


 No.337927

File: 080a74fecfa3782⋯.jpg (461.15 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, 13684252870101.jpg)

>>337922

And welcome to jackass.


 No.337928

File: 2c2c135e8fa9195⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 160x238, 80:119, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.38.34….jpg)

>>337924

Dammit you beat me to it. Delet plz


 No.337929

File: 0b9e9ddb048f86c⋯.png (675.84 KB, 958x1042, 479:521, sk1426890959991.png)

>>337923

>not liking furries

bitch pls


 No.337930

File: 0b5d322e4475a1f⋯.jpg (236.46 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 44.jpg)

>>337926

I think they're inclined to tell the truth.


 No.337931

File: f4c6df450551a3d⋯.png (90.04 KB, 222x263, 222:263, 280.png)

>>337924

you're making me blush

>>337925

must where is your evidence


 No.337932

but*


 No.337933

>>337930

yeah, true. they seemed pretty straight forward at the kutsunnat.


 No.337934

File: e81dc0d3cddbf2b⋯.jpg (27.59 KB, 222x360, 37:60, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.08.20….jpg)

>>337931

Youre a /animus/ mod, pretty sure that's all the evidence I need.


 No.337935

File: 0c107bd3ef89fb7⋯.jpg (136.88 KB, 1228x868, 307:217, 35622658_p0.jpg)

>>337917

Oh, you're that guy from before when all you guys flooded here at once, I recognize that avatar.

>>337919

You haven't. It looks like the kind of game I would enjoy, though.

I would argue that it's not the same thing, though.

B-But what sort of crazy animal penis does Rumour like, since we're there already?

>>337929

Lots of people aren't into furries!


 No.337936

File: 5ff2d5768851614⋯.jpg (67.68 KB, 194x158, 97:79, e925a94a2de49946f900e3c71c….jpg)

File: 86ff7108b86587c⋯.webm (2.88 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0104 in & out.webm)

>>337917

Oh, hello again, I think?

>>337926

Oh well, a miscommunication (or I am just dumb), happens all the time.


 No.337937

File: a1fc65e9a73470d⋯.png (420.16 KB, 691x520, 691:520, MUST KILL.png)

>>337928

delete your life


 No.337938

>>337908

Thanks

>>337912

Fuck off

>>337913

He's Bi.

>>337914

Hope you're better soon.


 No.337939

File: 977ac172f5f807a⋯.jpg (2.45 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20160316_010423.jpg)

>Youre a /animus/ mod, pretty sure that's all the evidence I need.

OH HO HO HE GOT YOUR ASS THERE GEORGE


 No.337940

File: eacc832c2de54f1⋯.jpg (108.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kono Subarashii Sekai ni S….jpg)

>>337937

mhh, so abusive it hurts.


 No.337941

File: 9c70084aa0b455f⋯.png (649.89 KB, 1280x1504, 40:47, tumblr_odzhkmZoki1qm6aico2….png)


 No.337942

File: 6d8ba73ac1c90fd⋯.jpg (272.13 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 43035235.jpg)

>>337933

They kind of have to be.

>>337938

Same to you too.


 No.337943

To be fair to him he's been posting here for at least half a year


 No.337944

File: e52ca234845f581⋯.png (217.58 KB, 481x481, 1:1, sk1426890959506.png)

>>337935

But there's a difference between not being into furry porn and just hating furries! It's such a silly thing, especially on a board as degenerate as this.

>>337938

Well of course he is, any self-respecting fag is. … Right?


 No.337945

File: fc7f2901f41f2cb⋯.png (227.23 KB, 327x503, 327:503, 032.png)

>>337934

you will have to explain to logic of that given the demographics of the board

>>337935

yes sir

>>337936

yeah it's me


 No.337946

>>337942

Yea, could be as straight forward about what the army is going to be rather than just show 3min highlight video from 365 days.


 No.337947

I PLAY CSGO NOW FUCK YOU!

ANIMUS IS FOR CUNTS ONLY!


 No.337948

File: 24cc337fae5a2e9⋯.webm (2.46 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0105 crouchslip.webm)

>>337935

Oh, goody, maybe one day we can play it. It gets repetitive though as the official campaign is only 7 missions long, each maybe 5 minutes. So, idk. Takes some dedication.

Hehe, you would have a point, but I wanted to go there!~

I don't know actually o: The horse is nice but also too big. There are some on BadDragon, I can look and link if you wanna know. You enjoying the vids so far despite the horsedong?

>>337945

Welcome Mugey. What up?


 No.337949

File: 169a5457faf8192⋯.jpg (59.86 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Snapshot_20150523_3.JPG)

>>337941

What about weed tho?


 No.337950

File: a4d1209aff70ebc⋯.jpg (40.44 KB, 287x390, 287:390, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.58.55….jpg)

>>337945

I bet you're a cuck too


 No.337951

>>337947

Date is shit


 No.337952

File: 4cc89e6a716623f⋯.png (175.09 KB, 399x286, 399:286, it wont.png)

>>337948

should be drawing but i can never stay on one particular thing for long recently

how about you

>>337950

is that an offer


 No.337953

File: 9f2d4b09640e10c⋯.png (408.84 KB, 1280x1235, 256:247, tumblr_odzhkmZoki1qm6aico3….png)

>>337949

If you share some with me it's okay.

You'll have to watch over me tho so I don't die.


 No.337955

File: 636c96fb5903f17⋯.png (393.22 KB, 1280x913, 1280:913, _db2eb9ff-1f3d-4bb1-b135-f….png)

>>337942

Thanks.

>>337944

He's not a fag!


 No.337956

File: 31fce123319ad31⋯.png (199.03 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959494.png)

>>337955

… But he's in love with a guy?


 No.337957

File: 1a72b5d65121975⋯.jpg (35.29 KB, 261x382, 261:382, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.13.12….jpg)

>>337952

>pretending like youre in a relationship

cute


 No.337958

File: 0e78dfc85f99769⋯.png (869.79 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, b1edffe1-1ac9-453a-b879-20….png)

>>337951

Said the worst poster on the fucking board.


 No.337959

File: f85002ff7c4e272⋯.jpg (1.49 MB, 1382x1905, 1382:1905, 37c7da39f5e44863f78d6d1207….jpg)

>>337946

But that is how they do everywhere, it's a deal to make it seem as if everyone was well disciplined etc.

Free time's a whole another thing though.

>>337955

No problem.


 No.337960


 No.337961

File: 9e06115fa9bfac0⋯.jpg (78.48 KB, 694x935, 694:935, 1434868319945.jpg)


 No.337962

File: 24864e70a9fd5c5⋯.png (228.26 KB, 323x486, 323:486, 396.png)

>>337957

what do i have to gain from lying to you


 No.337963

File: d7acba1420313ce⋯.webm (3.79 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0106 thrust.webm)

>>337952

I see. Drawing what?

Had an okay day. Sleeping, eating, making burgers, running, a bit of working.


 No.337964

File: 3a706d2c0ed7361⋯.jpg (368.25 KB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 29680103_p0.jpg)

>>337944

Well, in defense of that, I don't think it's people hating someone just for something that they're into, but they've managed to make a reputation of themselves for being insufferable in general, haven't they? So it's really just a modifier like anything else, I can't imagine someone would suddenly dislike someone they've previously liked because of that.

>>337948

Yeah, for sure. ^^

I mean, I've stumbled there on my own before, everyone has. And yeah, I am, it doesn't take anything away from it, it's still just a video of someone putting a big thing in his bum, I just don't get the specific appeal!

>>337960

So that's pretty faggy!


 No.337965

File: 635c8d9491380a7⋯.png (662.82 KB, 1280x1504, 40:47, tumblr_odzhkmZoki1qm6aico4….png)

>>337959

I know. Just find it funny.

Anyways I'm heading the path of an alcoholic right now so I guess military and kutsunnat are the least of my troubles right now.

>>337962

>posts furry in /lewd/

Boy, you have a death wish or something?


 No.337966

File: f899cf465c6930f⋯.jpg (55.98 KB, 413x629, 413:629, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.52.59….jpg)

>>337962

Idk, your kind seems pretty desperate for attention, even from someone like me…


 No.337967

File: 3a19d359e24d898⋯.jpg (1.81 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20150918_183151.jpg)

>>337953

I gotchu fam

Don't worry if you die I'll just dress you up as a girl and mess with you a bit but nothing too srs lmao


 No.337968

File: 91947a1de18f26c⋯.png (357.67 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959658.png)

>>337960

He's a guy who's in love with a guy! That means he's a fag and so are you!

>>337964

I completely disagree! Footfags are way more obnoxious than furries, but receive nowhere near the same amount of hate. Basically no fetish receives the same amount of hate, not even guro or snuff! Hating furries is literally a meme!


 No.337969

File: f8c79a61f2db71c⋯.png (436.01 KB, 1280x1504, 40:47, tumblr_odzhkmZoki1qm6aico5….png)

>>337967

wew lad

Ask magi for permission first. You might end up dead before me if you don't.


 No.337970

File: e5f424b0765a1c4⋯.webm (7.32 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0107 crouchride….webm)

>>337964

Alright, I hope I don't forget. Remind me to remind you in two months or so!

I agree with your assessment. Well, it's nice to make the big thing be more flesh-like though, so it makes sense it's at least an animal cock instead of random phallic object, I think.

And I guess this one http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint


 No.337971

File: 48bbdd293b0c62e⋯.png (191.54 KB, 494x226, 247:113, 119.png)

>>337965

posting him allowed for certain people to recognize me so it was advantageous. and it seems i had a death wish by posting in general

>>337966

didnt you message me first


 No.337972

File: 71fec0bae8ed5c6⋯.png (94.6 KB, 195x272, 195:272, 120.png)

>>337963

i have a little comic i work on from time to time


 No.337973

File: 07f2c206c16a5c4⋯.jpg (12.54 KB, 192x160, 6:5, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.33.31….jpg)

>>337971

I'm not trying to get attention, I'm just shitposting. Know the difference.


 No.337974

>>337971

W-wait… You the person who posts that… dog or whatever?

Huh didn't know that. Bet Dotter is excited.

And yeah. You're like 2 arch enemies of lewd in one. /animus/ and furry.


 No.337975

>>337969

Oh yeah so that's who he/she was then

Yeah she said I apparently go too far

Honestly I think she was just jealous cause i was flirting with you or whatever when we first met and I think she felt cucked or something


 No.337976

File: 613cb1947ff0414⋯.webm (7.23 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0108 deep penet….webm)

>>337972

Mhmm, I see. Not the one you're posting, right?


 No.337978

File: 1601b50604a7c2f⋯.jpg (624.99 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, 976b041e597fe4f0de9ab8c393….jpg)

>>337965

I found it pretty funny at the time too.

I might as well join you in that.


 No.337979

File: d09f0b104a5f416⋯.png (94.56 KB, 155x324, 155:324, 32.png)

>>337973

what is the difference for you

>>337974

im referring to the character

like because i posted it people recognized me. get it?

im so bad ;3

>>337976

nah cheap thrills has been dead since 2012


 No.337980

File: 2a6c5fe0cc8a1a4⋯.jpg (227.24 KB, 849x706, 849:706, 16372307_p0.jpg)

>>337968

Hmm, you could be right. I don't antagonize people openly on their interests, so I can only speculate as to the reasons others do!

>>337977

Howdy!

>>337970

Oh wow, they really make you pay for that brand, huh?

Looks nice, though. ^^


 No.337981

>>337703

just that I blame myself for everything wrong with everybody else.

>>337706

it was a pretty boring meeting.

>>337711

I was gonna kill myself, I spent a week in a psychiatric ward.

>>337715

it's all the same to me, let them be them, and I'll be me.


 No.337982

File: ba303f46344bf6d⋯.jpg (58.99 KB, 477x482, 477:482, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.25.39….jpg)

>>337979

That I dont lie about having a partner so that you will think I'm cool.


 No.337983

>>337978

Thinking of buying bunch of Stolichnaya vodka. seems like my tolerance is going up.

>>337979

I'm really too drunk to get it. Just do you usually post that character or not? Because if you do I possibly recognize you from visiting this board under another name.

In which case I think you'd be one of the okay good guys.


 No.337985

File: 8e3ebb6d49d6622⋯.webm (4 MB, 532x300, 133:75, 8e3ebb6d49d6622b5489651e6….webm)

>>337981

They're letting you have internet now? Hi!


 No.337986

File: 44ca2f18f4658e1⋯.jpg (159.9 KB, 550x715, 10:13, 1decfe068b06fbdc422811945a….jpg)

>>337983

Think about all the money though.


 No.337987

File: 2c4b4e8d8e0e05e⋯.png (40.49 KB, 274x406, 137:203, Take me, man-meat.png)

Hello, /lewd/ers~

How's everyone's weekend going?


 No.337988

File: c2d5149ca06d3e1⋯.jpg (8.7 KB, 274x310, 137:155, 14440849_1352846748066608_….jpg)

I honestly ship Gropy with Neru rather than his current partner


 No.337989

File: 13094c49fe6c351⋯.png (206.84 KB, 490x490, 1:1, sk1426890959601.png)

>>337980

Well, sometimes the Tumblrites are right, you know? "Kinkshaming" is really stupid, everyone gets turned on by different stuff!


 No.337990

File: d12a4065662eacd⋯.png (826.94 KB, 1280x1504, 40:47, tumblr_odzhkmZoki1qm6aico1….png)

>>337986

What!? That like 6e a day? lmao. All that money 70% of the military dudes spend on weekends at a bar

>>337987

drunk af yo


 No.337991

File: d75a9cdbe351c0c⋯.png (80.95 KB, 237x205, 237:205, 179.png)

>>337982

this is going to go in circles. i dont really care if you think im cool.

>>337983

yes the name change is recent.


 No.337992

File: ab5cbe635803ca2⋯.jpg (149.75 KB, 550x731, 550:731, 2f3a9da1971c2f4630143eda68….jpg)

>>337985

Too bad those William & Son shotguns are 60-80k £ each.

>>337990

I meant the money going to vodka.


 No.337993

File: 59d9e59bf88935b⋯.webm (5.65 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0109 pull out, ….webm)

>>337979

Ah, I see.

>>337980

Yeah, they do! And look at the sizes too. Medium's shaft is 3" diameter, what the fuck dude? I'd gowith mini at most I think. Maybe small if I get more experienced. That one really is hot though, and not too animal-like either.

>>337981

I guess that's fair, or at least the best attitude to have about it, mhmm.

>>337987

Evening ma'am.


 No.337995

File: e592e5d8a181fee⋯.png (110.74 KB, 600x502, 300:251, SPECTRE.png)

>>337993

Hihi^^ What colors are you wearing today~?


 No.337996

File: 759b80b2cc78b8e⋯.gif (2.19 MB, 420x594, 70:99, 3i2x3rb4nkmx.gif)

>>337991

Guess you're classified as "okay" then!

Congratulations on this recent promotion!


 No.337997

File: b4e65d0e00971d8⋯.jpg (183.04 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 29714601_p0.jpg)

>>337984

Pretty good, you!

I don't think I'm allowed to talk to you here, though!

>>337987

All right so far, and yours?

>>337989

I mean, certainly there are pretty extreme things, though! So maybe some people could feel justified in thinking something like, "Oh, I'm satisfied at this point, but you have even more debased needs!" Still just speculation!

>>337992

I just really like that Webm. And shit, that's expensive.


 No.337998

File: 7eddd206814498a⋯.png (567.25 KB, 577x535, 577:535, 218.png)

>>337993

he's not the best at riding horse dick

>>337996

i am swaying public opinion

feels good


 No.337999

File: c03cd53149f04c7⋯.jpg (40.01 KB, 457x459, 457:459, CoF2GtUWAAAzpqv.jpg)

>>337998

Be proud. This rarely happens.

then again my rating of clown as okay was pretty controversial


 No.338000

>>337985

that is a beautiful webm, wish I could save it, I'll have to get it from you later.

>>337987

hey, elma, guess where I am?

>>337993

yep, I only got 24 more days of this.


 No.338001

File: 7e7fec17d3d4027⋯.png (85.47 KB, 547x450, 547:450, sometimes no doesn't mean ….png)

>>337997

Not too bad. It was a bit rainy out today but can't complain about a relaxing day in ;p

Do anything fun?


 No.338002

File: e0271512dd28bf9⋯.png (1.52 MB, 848x1200, 53:75, 5e7de783d72c0390df099cebba….png)

>>337997

That's what you get for wanting handmade luxury shotguns with lifetime long free maintenance.


 No.338003

File: 2df6750cc08ba04⋯.png (69.16 KB, 392x512, 49:64, neither hither nor thither.png)

>>338000

Heya, Griddles. It's been a while~

Hmm.. Alaska?


 No.338004

File: 042e7e97fd10960⋯.png (160.64 KB, 310x800, 31:80, impossibletolookcool.png)

>>337999

why was it controversial


 No.338005

File: 3460f0eb7ccb2eb⋯.jpg (49.62 KB, 239x339, 239:339, sk1426890960068.jpg)

>>337997

Eeh! Even if someone is, like, into snuff or whatever, that's not really a problem for anyone! As long as they don't actually go out and kill people!


 No.338006

>>338004

sigh…

complicated i guess.


 No.338007

File: 9c58bd63c9628c5⋯.webm (7.27 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0110 in yer fac….webm)

>>337995

The same flannel pajama pants, and a bright orang t-shirt X3

What colours is Madeleine wearing today?

>>337998

A matter of perspective. Would you do better?

>>338000

First week pretty much over then. Congrats. Also on the cool trips.


 No.338008

File: 6c99ce0a61208fd⋯.jpg (51.86 KB, 337x474, 337:474, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.39.20….jpg)

>>337999

Wondering if there's images of Mercy torturing people saying "heroes never die"


 No.338009

File: ed889cecfd68243⋯.jpg (33.66 KB, 241x314, 241:314, 13.jpg)

Skandi is my favourite poster


 No.338011

File: 692b74cb874c642⋯.png (292.55 KB, 546x402, 91:67, 129.png)

>>338006

sounds kinda bad and stressful

sorry about that

>>338007

maybe

i dont have a horse dick on me tho


 No.338012

File: 3530d2e7c4a4f24⋯.jpg (46.7 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 14fzEpS.jpg)


 No.338013

>>338008

Heroes never die!… for a price.

>>338011

it was.


 No.338014

File: 76cbce04baeda4e⋯.jpg (59 KB, 396x396, 1:1, sk1426890960032.jpg)

>>338009

Uh, thank you? Why, though? We barely ever talk, even.


 No.338015

File: 8f617f4c9568809⋯.png (624.11 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_nt7fafDLGY1rsstxgo4….png)


 No.338016

>>338003

no, I'm at a substance abuse rehabilitation center, I'm an alcohol.

>>338007

my first post was trip 6's,


 No.338017

File: 3be6d659990e317⋯.jpg (75.83 KB, 635x476, 635:476, 1417730501432-0.jpg)

>>338014

Thats because you barely post


 No.338018


 No.338019

File: 765b20d7ce2906d⋯.jpg (113.56 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, 44164062_p0.jpg)

>>338000

Yeah, just remind me when you're free. Are you doing all right?

>>338005

I mean, I get it, it's probably just an elitism thing. There must be something that you've raised an eyebrow at, or at least gotten a chuckle out of you, though!

>>338001

Hopefully you cozied up with a blanket and a tea?

No, I only got home from work an hour or so ago!

>>337993

That does sound really thick, I don't have a very good frame of reference for what is and isn't! The ridges look nice, though.

>>338010

That's no good!

You live with parents, right?


 No.338020

File: adbb23a00ea5403⋯.png (229.39 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo9….png)

>>338018

wanna talk about it


 No.338022

File: 4498d8520804ab7⋯.jpg (118.47 KB, 958x654, 479:327, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.47.53….jpg)

>>338017

>cucking me


 No.338023

File: d3f289e7701786b⋯.jpg (163.85 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, 1405435537848.jpg)


 No.338024

>>338023

Fuck off.


 No.338025

File: 9453247c67f770a⋯.jpg (91.25 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Z72bU.jpg)

>>338024

I love you…


 No.338026

>>338020

Kinda but it wont lead to anything good or positive, and the issue is supposed to be resolved.


 No.338028

>>338025

ew love. gross


 No.338029

>>338025

You disgust me.


 No.338030

File: ffba2336006333f⋯.webm (5.98 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0111 wankslip.webm)

>>338011

Having it on you is not how to test that hyppothesis.

>>338016

Well shit, I missed that.

>>338019

Wel, I can't even take 1.6" so 3" is insane.

>>338021

I felt like it.


 No.338031

File: 7a4ade66a621af5⋯.png (478.07 KB, 646x607, 646:607, 14292993174218.png)

>>338028

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

he loves a girl

weirdo!

>>338029

Thats okay, Ill just be clingy and lust for you everyday.


 No.338032

File: 6845712b92d76a6⋯.png (304.96 KB, 700x504, 25:18, sk1426890959519.png)

>>338017

Not really, 'cause even when we're posting at the same time we don't talk to each other.

>>338019

… There are fetishes I think are silly, but there are no fetishes I'll make fun of people for having!


 No.338033

File: 74a16a250138fcd⋯.jpg (23.11 KB, 199x306, 199:306, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.25.47….jpg)

>>338031

D I E

I

E


 No.338035

>>338031

I really want to meme but don't think that would end in positive things.


 No.338036

>>338019

will do, yeah, I'm doing pretty good, just doing a lot of talking about myself, and about my past, figuring a lot of things out.


 No.338037

File: 29d7a33fc4424e6⋯.png (240.29 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo4….png)

>>338026

if venting helps you personally then it's worth talking about. if you are concerned about starting things up again you dont have to do it here

or at all

>>338030

very true. he does have a nice dick though


 No.338038

File: ed7f2c26ddcee7e⋯.jpg (194.17 KB, 800x533, 800:533, 1427932214298.jpg)

>>338032

Thats okay, I enjoy reading your posts, I dont have to talk to you for you to be my favourite poster!

>>338033

Didnt you say if I died, youll kill yourself to be with me in the after life?

>>338036

what


 No.338039

>>338037

not really many people to talk to when it's about something that concerns everyone in a community it seems.


 No.338040

File: dfebd9b4e5bcd26⋯.png (84.63 KB, 537x600, 179:200, sup bitches.png)

>>338007

Black and purple hue

haha what is this you're posting btw??

>>338016

Congrats? Sorry bro. Hope you get better.

>>338019

I was trying to cozy up with my friend there, but didn't happen. I do have blankets though, I guess that's fine.

Welcome home^^ Hope your shift went by quickly. Nobody deserves to work on Saturdays :p


 No.338041

File: a8f17d36d9a0603⋯.jpg (170 KB, 500x750, 2:3, 26790691_p0.jpg)

>>338027

Oh, nothing, I was just wondering, since you said you have snacks waiting. I wanted to know if it was parents, or some qt3.14 grill.

>>338030

Oh, geez, that is quite the jump then.

>>338032

I suppose we're the same then. I mean, I'll make fun of a close friend for his interests, but obviously that's not mean-spirited. I have weird things myself, so bullying others would invite bullying upon myself, anyways.

>>338036

That's good. Glad to hear you feel this is beneficial at least, and you're not just being imprisoned for a month.


 No.338043

File: 0ffc36ca6d3436b⋯.jpg (53.97 KB, 336x438, 56:73, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.15.15….jpg)

>>338038

And then we can be tortured for all eternity in hell?! YES!


 No.338044

File: f4c6b03c3204843⋯.png (383.14 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo1….png)

>>338039

well the offer is there for you.

at the very least i hope you feel better about it


 No.338045

File: 7073872836686a1⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1131x1600, 1131:1600, 1428437478488.png)

>>338042

Sci, what do you want now?

>>338043

Youre into that?….


 No.338046

File: 2c2c135e8fa9195⋯.jpg (17.52 KB, 160x238, 80:119, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.38.34….jpg)


 No.338047

>>338044

i know.

probably wont ever feel good about it. sigh…

heh. kind of really actually upset about it. ridiculous.


 No.338048

File: 6e4eb5b284fe7b3⋯.png (294.02 KB, 526x526, 1:1, sk1426890959623.png)

>>338038

I uh, still think that's really weird.

>>338041

>I have weird things myself

You do of course understand that you can't just say that and not elaborate.

>>338042

I honestly don't get why you even bother posting here.


 No.338049

>>338038

>what

>>338040

I'm doin pretty alright, how you been?

>>338041

yeah, it's pretty alright, I get to talk to a psychologist 2 times a week, and we have lectures on coping with stress, and anxiety.


 No.338050

File: 696e93ced0863e3⋯.webm (7.28 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0112 happy endi….webm)

>>338037

Not a bad one, mhm. Though I do prefer uncut, but not by much.

>>338040

Ah I see, neato.

Just random stuff I came across yesterday, really. On xhamster no less.

>>338041

Would be for sure. I mean just take 3 inches, then imagine your butt has to stretch that much. *shudder*


 No.338051

File: 6ff0ae8beb3a59e⋯.gif (470.95 KB, 474x379, 474:379, 1470021509720.gif)


 No.338052

File: 2c67a71913d94c4⋯.jpg (79.45 KB, 486x698, 243:349, 1421695643895.jpg)

>>338046

Its a yes or no question

>>338048

How is it weird?


 No.338053

File: 60b7180666cbe02⋯.png (572.94 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_ns3j28wY2c1rsstxgo1….png)

>>338047

cant help what your feelings are

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mugey/

>>338050

ive never actually messed around with an uncut dick before


 No.338055

File: 8283c17aa96b7ad⋯.jpg (159.34 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4D77d4z.jpg)

>>338052

Maybe I am…


 No.338056

File: 686fdbfc1401d8a⋯.webm (2.81 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0201 mount and ….webm)

>>338027

>>338054

Who are you btw?

>>338053

I haven't either. Very sad.


 No.338057

File: b4f0c94798a008a⋯.jpg (452.74 KB, 800x800, 1:1, sk1426890959967.jpg)

>>338052

It's weird 'cause you don't know me at all!

>>338051

Hi! Are you new here? :^)


 No.338058

File: 1af1a3855215426⋯.jpg (371.24 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Konosuba_04_13.jpg)

>>338056

Flaccid dicks <3


 No.338059

>>338056

>>>338027

>>>338054

>Who are you btw?

Ah, Sci, alrighty.


 No.338060

File: 2b716acd669da27⋯.gif (989.88 KB, 350x261, 350:261, 1418769232542.gif)

>>338054

Maybe shut up then

>>338055

Youre not even that, youre just syaing that so you can put it together with the image idiot

>>338057

I read all your posts..


 No.338061

File: da4b1ab3c5b01c2⋯.png (247.61 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo6….png)

>>338056

cant imagine they'd feel very different during


 No.338062

>>338056

>Who are you btw?

Banned material on this board.


 No.338064

File: 45c4c30d04c84d5⋯.png (160.77 KB, 540x307, 540:307, tumblr_inline_o1nlz4JabM1t….png)


 No.338065

File: bde675b0cce5e10⋯.jpg (349.08 KB, 624x975, 16:25, 11941119_p0.jpg)

>>338040

Your schedules haven't been working out lately, Eh? That's unfortunate.

Work was fine! It was an earlier shift, so they go by well enough. It's the cleanup shifts I don't like. Next week is going to be terrible, though, I'm already furious about it. I work 6 days, only for 28 hours total.

>>338049

That's pretty tight, actually, I think most of us here could benefit from something like that.

>>338050

That doesn't sound pleasant at all (when you're thinking about it realistically, I mean.) But I've never had anything, obviously, so anything seems like a lot.

>>338054

I comprehend that feelio, Kameraden.


 No.338066

File: 3f9550d2ed364c0⋯.jpg (61.28 KB, 370x350, 37:35, 1411178397525.jpg)

>>338064

Okay, so you wouldnt mind me making you raw and red?


 No.338067

File: 09c258d91cd1eea⋯.gif (132.4 KB, 500x400, 5:4, tumblr_obyndiFC821qa94xto1….gif)

>tfw drunk with my german


 No.338068

>>338067

>drunk

uhhuhh…


 No.338069

File: 80c4a9c6adb53d8⋯.jpg (40.35 KB, 480x665, 96:133, cc5832a4d314ac492ce637cdff….jpg)

>>338066

<3 it's a date


 No.338070

File: 686c524954035c8⋯.jpg (410.12 KB, 785x625, 157:125, 0ed68c4ffdc497e1ac3d3c285f….jpg)


 No.338071

>>338049

Doing awesome, thanks. Been a good last month.

>>338050

hrmm. Nice.


 No.338072


 No.338074

File: b79bbfc4d6504b8⋯.png (300.55 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959534.png)

>>338060

That doesn't really help, though!

>>338072

It was simply the strangest thing when G just somehow forgot all about you, I still don't know whether he was making some joke or something.


 No.338075

File: ba303f46344bf6d⋯.jpg (58.99 KB, 477x482, 477:482, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.25.39….jpg)

>>338073

>338073

!vApOrzfuok

Maybe stop deleting your posts pussy


 No.338076

File: 183b177c71e07ea⋯.webm (5.38 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0202 building u….webm)

>>338058

Don't you heart at me mister. Although I guess technically you were hearting at flaccid cocks so it doesn't count.

>>338061

Well I would think (hope) they felt diferent in the mouth.

>>338062

>>338063

Ya I noticed. Ah welp.

>>338065

Xeah. Non-realisticly it feels hot, sure. I guess you're more of the giving type, mhmm?

>>338071

It was, but there it goes!


 No.338077

>>338075

I'm deleting them. He's banned here.


 No.338078

File: b03e9fdf3ddcd0e⋯.png (279.53 KB, 596x574, 298:287, umismile.png)

>>338068

yes

>>338070

hello Koistinen


 No.338079

>>338065

yeah, I bet a lot of people could, I'm just waiting to get out of here and separate though.

>>338071

mine was not so well, I spent a week in a psych ward, and now I take zoloft.


 No.338080

>>338074

I think it was a joke due to my inactivity here.


 No.338081

File: 29d7a33fc4424e6⋯.png (240.29 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo4….png)

>>338076

Oh right right that would probably feel different


 No.338082

File: 36bb14ba1d012b3⋯.jpg (39.7 KB, 310x393, 310:393, ss (2016-10-01 at 06.34.06….jpg)

>>338077

oh, good work crusader


 No.338083

File: 43ed267e690502e⋯.jpg (336.59 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 66249a6523fa4f9aa6d913dfa8….jpg)

>>338078

Datepls stop generalizing.

I thought you never drank.


 No.338084

>>338079

I don't know what you want me to say, man.


 No.338085

>>338082

Thank you.


 No.338086

File: 99e9216b0676dd7⋯.jpg (10.73 KB, 163x155, 163:155, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.05.57….jpg)

>>338076

Haha he's jerking his tiny flaccid cock. So fast too. So desperately trying to get it hard… Pathetic.


 No.338087

File: 50221414890265d⋯.png (745.65 KB, 1012x556, 253:139, umicute.png)

>>338083

only when im with my german

plus its a nice day to fdink ya know


 No.338088

File: 5a4d9ae92990b41⋯.jpg (221.25 KB, 683x500, 683:500, 527268_p0.jpg)

>>338076

I don't think that's correct to say, I don't imagine many people in this neck of the woods are more the giving type. I've just never really experimented with anything like that.

>>338079

Have you thought much on what you're doing afterwards, yet?


 No.338090

File: ff168b31f435631⋯.png (995.96 KB, 750x1350, 5:9, 13184524caf49184bf8b6d0405….png)

>>338087

Ah, alright.

I know that feel.


 No.338091

File: 6b1d2929e17e73a⋯.png (283.35 KB, 440x520, 11:13, sk1426890959650.png)

>>338080

Maybe, but if so he was really taking the joke too far.


 No.338092

File: c9b3c011637c107⋯.jpg (470.68 KB, 922x691, 922:691, 46188812_p0.jpg)

>>338074

yeah but aint saying how its weird I think youre a great poster, so suck on that.


 No.338093

>>338091

I think he legitimately forgot.


 No.338094

File: 04900f2aa52113b⋯.jpg (216.97 KB, 1440x1148, 360:287, PicsArt_09-29-07.25.15.jpg)


 No.338095

File: 311d5c5dfb99685⋯.webm (3.61 MB, 640x480, 4:3, AreYouSrs 0203 finish and….webm)

>>338081

It better. I gues another advantage is one can try docking with foreskin. Not that it's my fetish, but then, I've never tried it and I'm not going to knock it.

>>338088

Oh my, oh my indeed! Some are.

Mind telling why?


 No.338096

>>338091

Oh well its okay though.


 No.338097

>>338084

I don't need you to say anything, I just wanted to share.

>>338088

I'm gonna put a resume out there and see about a few interviews, but I don't know what's gonna happen with finding a job.


 No.338098

File: 121f9ecec2c4da8⋯.mp4 (2.68 MB, 426x240, 71:40, xhamster.com_5581172_finge….mp4)

I wonder if this mp4 works.

>>338086

Pouncy, pls.


 No.338100

File: 0b74599454426e6⋯.jpeg (167.78 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959963.jpeg)

>>338092

Suck on this!

>>338093

That's what it seemed like to me too! But it's so incredibly weird, since Cherub's been here since forever, and G has been here for many months as well.

>>338096

W-well, sure, just saying it was kinda mean of him!

>>338099

I hope you won't be back!


 No.338101

>>338100

Maybe, but its not really that big of a deal.


 No.338102

File: e57e577f10bf296⋯.png (236.81 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns674yTYDr1rsstxgo5….png)

>>338095

i probably wouldnt go around trying to do it


 No.338103

File: 770f6eb52f4d43b⋯.jpg (211.66 KB, 500x648, 125:162, 1410596471069.jpg)

>>338100

I only suck on Pouncys small qt wiener, but you should come over someday, we could have lots of fun!


 No.338104

>>337959

What time is it there?

>>337968

Fine by me


 No.338105

File: 63ae4ba031d68e8⋯.jpg (67.4 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 3357804_p0.jpg)

>>338095

Hmm, there's not really much to it, if we're talking flesh-and-blood penii, then I'm not really open about that at this point, so there hasn't really been a chance for that, and if we're talking about synthetic penii, then when I'm aroused I want something in there right now and not in 3-4 days, and when I'm not aroused I don't really desire anything at all, so no order ever gets placed.

>>338100

Just had a bit of a brain-fart, I suppose! G acts cute, though, so I can easily forgive him.

>>338099

Take it easy, Sci.


 No.338106

File: 46e4e5ff596d358⋯.jpg (198.95 KB, 1022x824, 511:412, ss (2016-10-01 at 07.45.11….jpg)

>>338103

~~suck me dry


 No.338107

File: 3bb696ceda56d49⋯.jpg (633.02 KB, 960x1400, 24:35, 1d6fd3bd6680f25a135964f515….jpg)

>>338104

4:30 am, why?


 No.338108

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.338109

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.338110

File: 675cec8f445409b⋯.webm (7.48 MB, 960x540, 16:9, 1475215590002.webm)


 No.338111

File: 3241f9092339888⋯.png (170.38 KB, 357x437, 357:437, sk1426890959625.png)

>>338101

Yes, but I am Just Saying.

>>338103

Why would I bother going to Denmark when I apparently live right next to Pouncy, your identical twin?

>>338104

I'm glad you've finally accepted yourself! Except it took you like an hour to respond.

>>338105

Well yeah, he's not a bad guy at all! Despite being a jew!


 No.338112

Stop giving it (You)'s for god sake, it makes my work much easier.


 No.338113

File: 0f2747b3fe0ddde⋯.webm (3.3 MB, 852x480, 71:40, 0f2747b3fe0dddec0e3c4270a….webm)

>>338102

Well depending on what you mean by going around I might agree. It seems harmless enough though if there's at least a little bit of size difference.

>>338105

Open as in out, or open as in not comfortable with actually sexing a guy yet? IIRC the first time you came you were more of a platonic bifag, no? Well yeah I was talking synthetic penis, or just whatever substite. Just place the order bby~


 No.338114

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.338115

File: 7e2913d14842244⋯.png (1.25 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, f762b19302f48506385faeedc6….png)

uranium fever has got me coming down

uranium fever is spreading all around

>>338113

i mean to say if i was in such a position with an uncut person there is little chance of that i wouldnt ask to be docked or whatever

now that is cum lube overload i love it


 No.338116

alrighty, I'm off to do some laundry, see yall some time tomorrow.


 No.338117

File: 494ea71254c35d2⋯.png (700.09 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, 46574219_p0.png)

>>338113

Definitely the first, and a lot of the second as well. Even if I might desire it, it still seems abnormal to me to actually indulge it. I will at some point, I'm lacking in disposable income at the moment. ^^

>>338111

He's not, though, that's the first thing I asked him!

>>338116

Take it easy, Grids.


 No.338118

File: c085b1263943171⋯.gif (1.15 MB, 260x130, 2:1, 1404312077022.gif)

>>338116

Good bye Grids, have fun.

>>338115

That's fair. I might not either, but I wouldn't refuse an offer.

Indeed! Shame I only have one in that folder. I have some more elswehere I think, though not such a big one.


 No.338119

File: c09a71c979893be⋯.jpg (25.63 KB, 400x364, 100:91, large.jpg)

When runnig out of alco, take the pills instead


 No.338120

File: f609824091ef672⋯.gif (221.18 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_obylwx8SkV1u86t2qo1….gif)


 No.338121

File: 3aa7b24680b8ebc⋯.jpg (618.71 KB, 850x872, 425:436, 1cc37daeb45dd96e499ac369d9….jpg)

>>338119

No, horrible mix.


 No.338122

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.338123

>>338107

Maybe your odd sleeping has an affect on it

>>338111

Grandma's birthday, sorry.


 No.338124

File: 299371459f66e27⋯.jpg (29.42 KB, 480x444, 40:37, l4FjLl8.jpg)

>>338120

>>338121

idk. last time doc said one pills shoulf knock me out in 15min so i wonder what more would do!

But they're hard to get pills really.


 No.338125

File: d4a0086e8d43f54⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 360x240, 3:2, 1406037105133.gif)

>>338117

Ah, yeah I thought so at first, though you seemed more open talking about stuff than before so I was wondering if my memory was being shitty as it usually is! And goody. I could also be a perv and start suggesting how you could start training with fingers or such but won't.

Oh one more thing! If we ever hope to make a sweaty steamy night taking your Alien Swarm virginity together, you'll need this http://steamcommunity.com/id/skewcz/


 No.338126

File: 7436a799def4c63⋯.png (318.12 KB, 625x495, 125:99, sk1426890959641.png)

>>338117

Yeah, basically the first thing I did too was to call him a Jew, but he's not actually among God's chosen people.

>>338123

It's fine, don't worry! And let her know that some internet fag wishes her a happy birthday.


 No.338127

File: fa72250ba2dadca⋯.jpg (158.6 KB, 556x784, 139:196, 1468467432572.jpg)

>>338123

I assume it's because I've left my window open multiple nights, just kind of feels comfy with that breeze.

>>338124

Don't take more than the prescription, please?


 No.338128

File: 60b7180666cbe02⋯.png (572.94 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, tumblr_ns3j28wY2c1rsstxgo1….png)

>>338118

youre making me want a dragon dildo tbh


 No.338129

>>338126

I might.

>>338127

That's not good either


 No.338130

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>338127

You people are boring.

besides I don't have shit prepared for things so I guess I indeed wont


 No.338131

File: 1203f77d3485bbe⋯.jpg (39.43 KB, 656x640, 41:40, 1203f77d3485bbe6e27e0e3edd….jpg)


 No.338132

File: b4312e52b507a09⋯.jpg (306.8 KB, 500x603, 500:603, 6f00c6da4b978b1bf1ca533b20….jpg)

>>338129

Just feels a bit more comfy than a heatstroke.

>>338130

It's for your own good.


 No.338133

File: 37ec7c45b8d70d0⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 400x240, 5:3, 1408348925650.gif)

>>338128

Normally I'd say good, but those things are expensive af so I have mixed feelings about this.


 No.338134

File: 5e0aa01015da3fd⋯.png (677.92 KB, 595x515, 119:103, 1454494005317.png)


 No.338135

File: 58b3fff74ebac27⋯.jpg (131.37 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>338132

Boo!

guess there's some alco avilable if I get my dads 80% vodka.

>>338131

To what…?


 No.338136

File: a17ba9734a28fb0⋯.png (24.43 KB, 244x191, 244:191, 1474653680640.png)

>>338135

to everything


 No.338137

File: 4802532a99327c3⋯.jpg (180.16 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 30225601_p0.jpg)

Going out of your way to say you won't do something like that is the same as doing it, though, just in less detail!

You've sure played a lot of Alien Swarm!


 No.338138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>338136

So yes on the pills?


 No.338139

File: de1602fbca521cc⋯.png (852.5 KB, 650x920, 65:92, afa07907463ec023ce1f5d5aa7….png)

>>338134

You want me to pat your head?

>>338135

It's for the better, you'll understand later on.

As long as it keeps you from ODing on those pills.


 No.338140

File: 02bd5d1f7f3f952⋯.png (201.84 KB, 304x616, 38:77, sk1426890959516.png)

>>338129

Good! And make sure to let her know that it was a Konata-posting sub!


 No.338141

File: a5d012e7b7d54b8⋯.png (237.16 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, tumblr_ns82q4pe9p1rsstxgo4….png)

>>338133

i know i know theres no winning this

i gotta get fucked in the wallet to get fucked in the ass


 No.338142

File: 92fc5d28e746947⋯.png (111.52 KB, 359x393, 359:393, 1473535542515.png)


 No.338143

File: 2b32dd2bc073fc3⋯.gif (3.96 MB, 640x480, 4:3, 1408350226061.gif)

>>338137

That may be the whole point, hehe~

It's the only game I palyed that much. Partly because I am a cheap fuck and don't buy games. But then there are other popular free games I could have played TF2) but haven't. Idk why I fell in love with AS so much.


 No.338144

File: 70b6cacb8f688c2⋯.jpg (37.24 KB, 248x274, 124:137, 1405617479888.jpg)

>>338142

*pats*

There Date.


 No.338145

File: b03e9fdf3ddcd0e⋯.png (279.53 KB, 596x574, 298:287, umismile.png)


 No.338147

>>338139

Agh But I've now ran out of booze I'm allowed to drink! SD! This is bad!

Besides idk how much damage 90mg of zopiclone would do. alcohol of course is an unknown factor.

>>338142

Yes?


 No.338148

File: 11d560602a9e340⋯.jpg (115.24 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, umijaculation.jpg)

>>338147

yes for cats


 No.338149

File: de57bb9771966e6⋯.jpg (110.34 KB, 807x619, 807:619, 5ee2b5187f83bb52ae4e047c7b….jpg)

>>338147

Well, I mean, you could open up one of those fancy bottles, at least the least fancy one?

It is not advised to mix the two apparently as you can enter a deep sleep where waking up is impossible.


 No.338150

>>338132

I understand

>>338140

Why?


 No.338151

File: 29e4e35cf7ccad7⋯.jpg (382.7 KB, 514x691, 514:691, 249b5aa96540b7794dabd3cc6e….jpg)

>>338150

I don't deal well with hot temperatures.


 No.338152

File: e2e3db05dea7e92⋯.jpg (412.46 KB, 3265x4690, 653:938, jqgoPSV.jpg)

>>338149

There ain't no least fancy type! Well the gin kinda is. since it's just a big bottle of non fancy but expensive in finland since tax.

Gin needs mixer though!

>>338148

fine… pills and vodka for cat it is,…


 No.338155

File: a440d9ec82a9119⋯.png (189.49 KB, 485x635, 97:127, sk1426890959475.png)

>>338150

Because how else would you describe me?


 No.338156

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>>338152

Well, doesn't that water you usually drink work as kind of a tonic water?


 No.338157

>>338156

Heh, I don't know if it'd work with gin. Works with vodka, idk about gin.


 No.338158

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>>338143

You sly devil, you. ;^)

I get it, there are a lot of other things you could be spending your money on. What do you waste money on, primarily?


 No.338159

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>>338151

Looks like you can't deal with me very well either then.

Well, there was that one joke. Back to the homework.


 No.338160

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>>338157

You could always try, no?

>>338159

I can't deal with you when I'm alcohol.


 No.338161

>>338159

Get this hothead outta here!


 No.338162

>>338160

It's a liter of gin you want me to open!

http://www.alko.fi/tuotteet/109207/ this stuff.


 No.338163

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>>338158

Well, I don't really. Only started earning recently and still live with parents who cover most of everything. Just the occasional pub with friends and such. We talked about the toys before, it feels kind of weird that they and assorted stuff make up a good portion of my expenses of the past few years. Mind you, I will spend some money on games as soon as I feel I'll have the time to enjoy them.

What about you? You do have a place of your own if I gather correctly.


 No.338164

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>>338162

It'll last you many nights, I'm drinking the same rum from a few nights back because it's 1l, and they don't even sell it in Finland.


 No.338165

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>>338163

post your toys


 No.338166

>>338164

Yeah, same with the gin. mom got me it from their cruise to sweden.

How much you have left? Kind of building my tolerance since last time I had 4/5ths of fireball and then 1/3 of whisky. Now i had rest of whisky and feel decent fine now.


 No.338167

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>>338165

You post yours and it's a deal.


 No.338168

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>>338163

Oh, do you have quite the collection, then? W-What assorted stuff? I wouldn't have even noticed if it weren't in spoilers!

Yeah, well, I'm actually splitting with a cousin right now, but we both mostly do our own things, so it feels like having a place of my own. I buy games, but It mostly just feels like I hemorrhage money, since I can't tell you where it goes. I think cost of living here might be a fair bit higher.


 No.338169

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>>338166

About 3/8ths as it's a bit under the half, but I'm not as self-destructive in terms of alcohol as before.


 No.338170

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>>338167

i dont have any :(


 No.338171

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>>338169

that's good then!

No more destructive alcohol abuse! okay!?

Just classy enjoying that cultural alcohol product


 No.338172




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