No.329659
>>329655
What kind of bear we talking about, Rhymester?
>>329657
And what will you do?
No.329661
No.329663
>>329659
More rhymes, thats quite the test
But a grizzly bear would suit you best
No.329664
>>329661
Why do I even ask?
>>329663
Grizzly bear, huh? Yeah I guess I can accept that. So how long do I need to grow my hair out to make this happen?
No.329665
>>329664
Well what response did you want?
No.329666
>>329665
Facial hair, name buddy. Facial hair. And no I don't mean say "facial hair" I mean what are you going to do with yours.
No.329668
>>329664
Seeing into time is far beyond my power
It could years, months, or maybe just an hour
No.329669
>>329667
You'll find out one day. Or tomorrow.
>>329668
Shame, you should work on that. Though good job on those rhymes.
Anyways, going to lay down and probably fall asleep. We'll see.
No.329670
>>329669
Hopefully you have sweet dreams.
But don't imagine any streams
They'll leave your bottoms all wet
Which would make you rather upset
No.329678
>>329677
j-just the non-binary ones
No.329679
>>329678
That shit probably gets to be too much, yeah. lol
No.329680
>>329677
who the fuck are you :3c
>>329678
n-no, we deserve genocide too
No.329681
>>329680
You can call me Maddie.
Or Welma I suppose. Nice to meet you~
No.329682
>>329679
im a demisexual flower crown
No.329683
>>329682
I have no idea what that means.
No.329685
No.329686
>>329685
binary trans is so 2005, i identify as a agender dolphin
No.329687
>tfw nighttime routine is complete
♥
>>329686
*shrugs* Whatever makes your boat float^^
No.329688
>>329681
Oh, nice. You been here long?
I'm just Burch. I've been here about a month
No.329689
>>329688
Burch. I like it. I'm from /animus/, but I used to come here often awhile back. I'm on vacation from there for a while.
I've been posting on these things since 2012 x_x
No.329690
>>329689
sooo i take it from the up-over discussion you're also trans?
it took like two weeks for this gay ass board to make me a pending femfag uwu
No.329691
>>329687
ahhhhh why did i wake up at 4am
No.329692
>>329690
I am, yup. Living the dream~
Don't let them force their ideals unto you, baka. I mean, if that's what you are that's all well and good, but don't let the internets corrupt you into something you're not. That's my advice I guess lol
>>329691
That's a great question. Why would you ever wake up that early???
No.329693
>>329692
sleeping pattern fucked
hrt pattern fucked
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.329694
>>329692
Nah, I mean, I don't think I'm -slutty- trans in that I don't have genital dysphoria at all and it's not so bad that I can't tune it out but I've badly wanted to be female or at least feminine since I was like 12.
I just didn't think it was a viable option?
How's your stuff going
No.329695
>>329693
#rekt
Get your shit together, Tyrone :p
>>329694
It's good. Came out to my Dad and step-mom and went full-time recently. Attended a friends wedding as such, been out to bars and the mall and stuff. Iunno. Everything started falling into place ever since I went legit at the doctor's. My friends are hyped cause I'm not a cynical douchebag anymore. Never realized how noticable me being a downer was lol
No.329696
>>329695
Ughh I just want to find someone to move in with and leave forever
My mom and sister are radical christians and my stepdad's against that shit too
But my boyfriend's in Aus so I can't count on relationship housing in the near future and I'm autistic as fuck :<
No.329697
>>329695
fam please tell me you had a breakdown at 5mo's
No.329699
>>329696
How old are you?
Yeah, I'm finding my luck with support to be an uncommon thing, so that's cool. Not that I was ever like super masculine to begin with so apparently a lot of family had their hunches with certain FB pics and stuff but whatevs.
Protip: You can't count on anyone but yourself, let alone an e-lationship from halfway around the globe
>>329697
Maybe? Probably moreso because of shipping from the site I was buying it off of. Now that I just go down the street to refill my scripts that's not even a worry anymore.
The beginning was kinda rough emotionally though. I had built up such a wall over the years and it was quickly crumbling so to speak :p Everything's cozy lately though, it gets better. Though now that I'm on okcupid and stuff I'm starting to get the whole like irl dating dread and paranoia about murder etc lol
No.329700
>accidentally made a friend you've known for like a week get into tulpas
>he's made more progress in 1-2 days than you did in the months you procrastinated on yours
>>329699
19 now
Wish I had a tumblr mom or something so I could have skipped this shit ugh.
I've got yardworker arms and wide shoulders so go me
That's true but I'm overly dependent, guy's one of the sweetest I've met and he's overly willing to buy me shit despite not doing great financially
i don't even feel i'm worth that much lmao
No.329701
>>329700
That kind of lifestyle tends to make you feel guilty after a while, but I'll let you figure that one out~
A tumblr mom? That honestly sounds frightening x_x
No.329703
>>329699
>I had built up such a wall over the years and it was quickly crumbling so to speak
i just went back to uni and i started meddling in the holiday. im worried im going to get discovered, because my t-shirt is too tight or get caught hrting
No.329704
>>329701
Yeah I don't really want him to spend -that- much on me? I mean it's not that much but it seems like a fair bit given how long we've known eachother
I've told him as much lmao
No, like, those "TRANS MOMS" women who like to brag about having trans kids or whatever, at least then I could have at least started early
No.329706
>>329703
Well, definitely stay in school. I skipped that and pretty much regretting it now.
I think I was talking about a different wall, but yeah. Why not just be at school as female?
>>329704
Ooh. That's just like a generational thing it seems like. Makes you wonder if they're feeding into it at all, but then again a lot of us know at a very young age so iunno.
>>329705
Squash.
No.329707
>>329706
I dunno, I think I would've been better off if I had started early? Skip the yardworker arms, anyway
So what you up to?
No.329708
>>329706
still look male
no laser :_;
No.329710
>>329707
Watching my cooking shows and chatting with a potential date for Saturday.
>>329708
Me neither yet. 2expense. Are you super hairy or is it cause you have dark hair? I suppose I got lucky there too maybe.
>>329709
What's up?
No.329711
>>329710
Considering sleep.
No.329712
>>329711
Drink some of that sleepy time tea with the cute little teddy bear on the box^^
No.329713
>>329710
> dark hair
this any tips?
i guess i could speak to my freind and ask to stay with her for a week to try part time
No.329714
>>329710
Oh, nice. I want to learn how to cook, I'm -decent- at making meals at myself but that's about it.
IRL dating? Nice. Don't really have the nerve for that plus I don't really have much opportunity to meet people IRL in the first place. How'd you meet him /her?
No.329715
>>329712
I don't drink tea.
No.329716
>>329713
I don't know. I'm strawberry blonde^^
>>329714
Cooking's fun and a good creative outlet. I love baking the most cause cookies :3
I joined okcupid to see who's out there locally. Been chatting with a basically tall Justin Beiber looking dude and a longboarding super cool and cute vocalist for a band.
>>329715
Ooh. I like Mint Medley too.
I guess then try shutting your eyes~
No.329718
No.329719
I think I irritated one of my tongue-holes x_x
No.329720
>>329719
What the fuck is a tongue hole?
No.329721
>>329719
>tongue holes
what
>>329716
my sister's an incredible cook, i'm going to have to ask her to teach me how to bake shit :3
you sound popular. do you, like, identify yourself as being trans or say you're female?
No.329723
>>329720
>>329721
>>329722
LOL Mission: Accomplished
I have "venom bites" and recently switched the jewelry and sometimes certain foods irritate them, like citrus or acidic stuff such as the salsa I was eating earlier.
>>329721
I listed myself as transwoman to avoid any time-wasting or other conflicts.
Baking is super fun cause out of any of the 'genres' of cooking it's super particular about measurements which makes it almost more sciencey^^
No.329724
oh and spicy. Spicy is terrible sometimes lol
No.329725
>piercing
this is what happens when you take a meme to far.
No.329726
>>329725
Problem?
Which meme?
No.329727
>>329725
i want snakebites and ,my nips done
No.329728
>>329726
Shut up Emo queer degenerate.
Why cant cute slutty boys who haven't fucked up their body post?
>>329727
mhmm thats a nice meme, really good joke!
No.329729
>>329727
One of the chicks at work wants to get her nipples done with me, but I'm concerned about growing boobs and piercings :/
I kinda just wanna see hers tbh lol
>>329728
I just can't wait to test them out slobbing on a donger ;3
No.329730
>>329727
I wanted a bull ring on my nose tbh, back when I identified as male
If my face turns out okay I wouldn't mind a 'shaved on one side' punk hairstyle or something
>>329723
Ah, yeah. I'd probably do the same, too traditionalist to classify myself as a real woman anyway.
trans > bio though imo
>sciencey
>more fun
And here I thought I'd found the first mentally stable transgirl :<
No.329731
>>329723
Aw piercings are all icky. Doesn't surprise me you have them though, to each their own.
Don't you have lots of tats too?
No.329732
>>329730
*shrugs*
I don't understand that 2nd part x_x
>>329731
Eh, I like 'em. That's all that matters. Kind of into the pain thing I suppose :p
I don't have any tattoos yet.
No.329733
>>329732
t-that was a joke
I just don't understand how having to use precise measurements makes cooking more fun :<
No.329734
>>329732
I mix up everyone, so wasn't sure if I had the right person or not when I asked about the tats.
Is there pain in piercing, aside from the initial hit?
No.329735
>>329733
Maybe that was the wrong way to put it. It's just how my brain works maybe. I love math and science. Being super precise makes a superior fun end result* maybe makes more sense?
:p
>>329734
The healing is usually worse than the stabbing part. That probably depends on the location too though. I'm gonna get my industrial done soon-ish finally and that should do it for piercings.
No.329736
>>329735
Aw, no idea what a industrial piercing is. I barely know venom bite. My knowledge of things is minimal
No.329737
>>329729
oh yeah my friends where like your got to wait for your boobs to grow
No.329738
>>329736
That's the long double piercing through the cartilage so it hurts more^^
Venom bites are fairly uncommon. I only got them cause one of my old gfs had them and they pretty much drove me insane ;3 Wanted those ever since lol I hate how autistic the names of most of them are tbh
>>329737
Hmm, I mean DFC is a thing… but I get that. I'm only an A right now. Sore as shit right now though so another growth is happening I think.
No.329739
>>329738
yeah my buds are pretty sore right now too
No.329740
>>329739
I read that as earbuds LMAO
No.329741
>>329740
my ears are sore too because its cold outside
No.329742
>>329741
Are you outside??
No.329743
No.329744
>>329742
no i just went to co-op to get some pepsi
No.329746
>every day more trannies
The end is nigh
No.329747
>>329746
you came out to your parents
No.329748
>>329746
I was here first, get over it.
No.329749
pfft
jk I'm not really confrontational. sorry
No.329750
>>329744
>pepsi
>not sprite
Ewwwwww
>>329738
Aw okay, I never really knew of any of their names other than venom bites because of a girl I dated back in highschool. Plus they were kind of popular in my area, that and gages I know those, unless they have a fancier name then I don;t.
No.329751
>>329747
Getting up was a mistake
>>329748
>>329749
Reee
I dont think we have talked. Are you as degenerate like everyone here?
No.329752
>>329751
it was as the trannies multiply
No.329753
>>329750
gages are weird x_x
>>329751
I was around for a bit yesterday, but maybe not.
I'd like to think not nearly as much as the majority. I work fulltime, live in my own house, own a car etc if you wanna gauge it like that *shrugs*
What do you do?
No.329754
I came to steal back my waifu Elma
I even brought rope
No.329755
>>329753
Oh well, you seem much well established than most people here. I'm just your average almost unemployed finntard. My work involves sitting around all day and shitposting
No.329756
>>329754
Oh?
>>329755
I'm older than most people here, so that probably helps too lol
>work
:3c
No.329757
>>329756
I bought a new shirt
No.329760
I think I just got a date for Saturday. I'm nervous cause first actual date with a boy omg
SOTO WHAT DO I DO?
No.329761
>>329758
What's up buttercup?
How's your day been so far?
>>329759
Hey what's up tsun-kun
No.329762
>>329761
Not a whole lot. Had my late start babby shift at work today so that wasn't bad. Other than that just chillin'
How's Soto today?
No.329763
>>329761
SLOWLY GOING INSANE
>-kun
KYS
No.329764
>>329760
Chill out fam, you're just overreacting
Just be sure act like yourself and not drop your spaghetti
Think of a few conversation starters or ways to break the ice in case there's an awkward silence
Oh, and don't get sloppy drunk
You should be fine though, just have fun
>>329762
Uhhh had a few/couple of beers then had a bowl or two and stuff, etc.
I'm doing great lmao
>>329763
Why are you always stressing out?
You're gonna start wrinkling that cute face of yours
>tsun-chan
much better ^W^
No.329765
>>329764
act like myself
conversation starters
I'll probably have two drinks MAX but mostly cause I hate getting ID'd now. Gotta get that shit sorted. ugh
Yooo, I wish I had some bud right now. Nerves, bro
No.329766
>>329764
soto go on hrt and get back to me about how stressful hrt is
No.329767
It's not really the hrt that's the stressful part tbh it's like EVERYFUCKINGTHING else that goes along with it lol
No.329768
>>329767
transition in general ;_;
No.329769
>>329765
Do you know any good conversation starters?
I don't think two should be your max tbh like let yourself still have fun
2spooky
>>329766
B-But I don't wanna be a girl
No.329770
>>329769
Not really… We've been chatting for the past 3 night though, so I dunno where to go from there but irl. Halp!
I really don't drink much anymore so there's absolutely no tolerance. I had 2 rum and cokes a few nights ago and had a slight hangover lol
No.329771
>>329768
I'm thinking it gets better. Don't worry <3
No.329772
>>329770
Then you should be fine
The less you know about him the more there is to talk about when seeing each other
Oh shit son
Then again doesn't hrt like overwork your liver too?
No.329773
>>329772
That's true…
Yeah, it does. Plus, like, there's added emotion to being drunk now so gotta be careful. Went out with some coworkers a couple months ago and had a little meltdown. Embarrassing x_x
No.329776
>>329773
no crying
#1 rule
>>329775
pics
No.329777
>>329776
Unless he decides to murder me I don't see that happening lol
No.329780
Good morning. I had the cuddliest of dreams.
No.329781
I had a dream I fucked Magi
No.329782
>>329781
Oh man I want to trade dreams then. I just had someone attempt suicide and I cuddled all those bad thoughts away. Well not really but something like that.
No.329783
>>329781
you don't do your self any favors, do you
No.329784
>>329782
God damn son that sounds dark lol
What time is it over there anyways?
>>329783
Im too drunk to understand what that's supposed to mean but Im pretty sure youre talking shit
fuck you
No.329785
>>329784
11.41am. Think I stayed in bed for more than an hour after I woke up just cuddling a pillow and thinking of the dream.
No.329787
>11:30 am
>22.09.
>2016
still no proud owner of a 4c spider ;-;
No.329788
>>329787
Buy a real car fam
No.329792
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.329794
>>329788
I have toyota corolla from '99
No.329795
No.329797
>>329795
What isn't wrong? :^)
No just needed to let out my daily ree tbh
No.329798
>>329794
I'm just bullying. I just like to make fun of Alfas since everyone says they're cool.
>>329792
Like cock in the morning doing his daily scream
No.329800
>>329798
Nobody else woke up, guess I failed ;-;
No.329801
>>329797
I know this feel
>>329798
Rude smh
No.329802
No.329803
>>329800
It's okay. It's the neet call, neets are too busy to wake up.
>>329801
Oh come on, i've made the joke a million times. Well like 3-4.
No.329804
>>329802
You should sleep then.
No.329806
>>329803
What joke?
Its a serious feel that in my head when falling asleep, waking up or any other time during the day.
>>329804
I totaly agree with that but I think my co-workers wouldnt like that.
No.329807
No.329808
>>329802
Isn't it bed time there?
>>329803
Guess I should sleep soon myself, ill be woken up in a couple of hours anyway. Dont ree then pls
No.329810
No.329811
>most americans sleeping right now
Feels good
No.329812
>>329808
I'll try and not ree while you're sleeping. It's like super late there so you should indeed sleep.
>>329806
the alfas aren't cool joke, i didn't say anything bout you being sleepy! Go to sleep!
No.329814
>>329811
>12 am in hawaii
how you feeling, germanyfag?
No.329815
>>329810
Oh I fugged
>>329812
I shall, cya later rice cake licker :^)
No.329816
>>329815
I always forget what nickname i use to bully you
No.329818
>>329812
well I dont like the "alfas arent cool" joke!
The 4c is my carfu and im not letting you vully her. One day im gonna drive it with Date on the pessanger seat and we kiss at every red light where everyone sees us!
No.329819
>>329815
Still dont know if its am or pm.
No.329820
>>329818
Is it manual or automatic? Or buyers choice?
No.329821
>>329820
Sadly it has no real manual.
Only paddle shifters.
But the rest is slutty sport.
Ultra lightwaight, carbon monocoque (only used in supercars normaly), rear wheel, loud and no electronic steering wheel
No.329822
No.329824
>>329821
Oh that's good then. I was thinking because if it was an automatic you can do that cute rest your hand on gf/bfs leg thing.
So it has no clutch pedal either then? I have never driven a car with flappy paddle shifters. Or an automatic for that matter.
I think I hate newer cars where everything is electronic from pedals to steering wheel. Everything feels so light and wrong :/
Or so I think, could just be me being ignorant about car things.
No.329826
>>329781
I had a dream i fucked soto
No.329827
>>329826
I once had a dream of a rancid vagoo on my face and I vomited.
No.329828
>>329824
Yes from watching and reading reviews its a raw driving experience no other mordern car can offer that.
It also have automatic mode so i can rest my hand on Dates leg when we drive comfy :3
No.329830
>>329828
Sounds very nice. You looked up that new Miata they were supposed to be making? I would imagine it wants to offer the same thing.
Heh that was my number one concern :p
No.329831
>>329830
>miata
Its called mx5 and i maybe have a thing for mexican bois acting girlish but im not a faggot.
No.329832
>>329831
well whatever idk anything about cars. Just what i pick up around the net.
Mmmhmmm…
No.329833
>>329832
Fiat 124 spyder would be a more cheaper alternative.
No.329834
>>329833
You just really want some car to take on a track? It'd be cool though driving on a track.
No.329835
>dream was on cars for the last bit
>seeing car talk
But Jesus Christ I'm being triggered badly here. I'm going back to sleep.
>>329832
Don't worry, Ven. One day we can talk about cars, and motorcycles.
No.329836
No.329837
>>329834
Ofcourse!
Sadly i only went once on a track and that was as passenger in denmark. But if i had the right car i would try to visit some track on the weekends.
No.329838
>>329837
Your corolla ins't the right car for it? Though I understand not wanting to wreck your daily driver.
No.329839
>>329838
Lmao my corolla is a snake.
sometimes i pretend to be a raly driver in it and have both hands on steering and do super fast gear changes while being all serious
Its okay to drive but its just the power what is missing (~80hp) and it is FWD.
No.329840
>>329835
I just had a dream which involved cooked meats which still had active organs inside them making them twitch and David Bowie was there explaining something about life.
Creepy.
No.329841
>>329839
Ahh okay. Idk what the snake thing is supposed to imply.
I do that too, I just worry about wrecking the gear box or clutch always, even though that's pretty unlikely
Okay that's understandable.
No.329842
>>329841
I mean snail ><
Found this pic its basicly my car
No.329843
>>329842
Ahhh okay lol.
This is basically the car I drive
No.329844
>>329843
What car is that?
Looks angry :O
No.329845
>>329844
It's dad's dream car Rover 75.
No.329846
>>329845
Looks comfy.
Now I regioniced it.
No.329849
>>329847
Whats wrong with it?
>>329848
MAGI
No.329852
>>329849
Hey Akarin ^^ how's you?
No.329853
>>329847
Your country made it! You can only blame yourself.
>>329846
It's comfy but I could use without the snarky comments from parents since it became a huge fight about if we should buy it or something else. Every time they ask well do you like driving the car, like wtf am I supposed to say. Then I can ask do you like the 3k bill from the repair shop and they say well every car has to get repaired. Nigga the car cost like 7k and it has at least another 7k worth of repairs on it.
gah.
No.329855
No.329856
>>329854
noticed recognized booped
No.329858
No.329859
>>329855
Hey G, how are you?
No.329860
>>329857
How are you doing Empty?
No.329862
>>329859
Okay for now :3
Just got out of physics class and I found out that I don't suck at it as bad as I thought since I got everything right
No.329863
>>329860
Could be better, you?
No.329864
>>329850
Hey Cat G!
>>329852
Im alright at work rn.
How are you?
>>329853
Yea buying the right car isnt easy.
No.329865
>>329863
Why's that? I am alright I guess, but the bus isn't arriving ;~;
>>329864
Hey Akari!
No.329866
>>329865
The bus will arrive soon, so don't worry.
No.329867
>>329864
There was just so much drama. They asked me to look up some cars and when I showed some that i found dad just became furious that I dared to suggest other cars than R75, like seriously furious, shit I hadn't even seen the car yet and he was berating me about shit.
>>329861
I… I don't know.
>>329858
>>329857
Wuzzup
No.329868
>>329866
I sure hope so, it's 30c and there's nowhere without lots of sun
>>329867
I am alright.
*Boopity*
No.329869
>>329867
Nothing much, just sitting around watching anime with Tee, yourself Venla?
>>329868
Try to find some shade to be under and wait for the bus there.
No.329870
>>329869
Alright, I'll try.
>important math test on 27/9
>School trip from 28/9 to 29/9
Ahhhh
No.329871
>>329868
>posts exploded head pic
>I am alright
>>329869
Oh that's nice. What are you two watching?
Playing d3 soon with magi. super thirsty but I can't bring myself to getting a drink since dad is home and holy fuck the atmosphere is so thick I can barely breathe with the anxiety.
No.329872
>>329870
Cant see the problem
No.329873
>>329871
Look here : >>329870
>>329872
I need to prepare stuff but I'll be too stressed.
No.329874
>>329873
ah i see. well try and survive
No.329875
>>329874
>>329874
Ill try :3
*boop*
No.329877
>>329870
You'll survive, don't worry too much.
>>329871
Boku no Hero Academia, can't you get some water to help calm you down, or did something happen and you want to avoid it?
No.329878
>>329877
Boku no hero academia is great, still need to see the new special episode :3
Yeah I'll but I am afraid to come out broken.
No.329879
>>329877
Oh that's that anime
I would like to get some water but shit I don't want to risk him starting to give me shit about something, so I'll just wait. I have some booze which I could drink but that'll make me want to pee and that involves going out to where dad is. AHH
No.329880
>>329862
That's really good, congrats ^^
No.329881
>>329878
Mhm, I'm liking it so far, haven't seen much else of it but what I've seen is really great.
>>329879
Mhm, it's really good! Also that sucks, I'd wait it out, but maybe you could sneak out and get something without him noticing. If not just stay away and roll about on the floor, that always work for me.
No.329882
>>329881
I'd do some sneaky Solid Snake shit but that'll look retarded. I'll just wait it out…
No.329883
>>329880
Yeah I guess, but I still fail a little because there are about 8 equations all to deal with acceleration time and delta x and v x-x
>>329881
The start is actually a bit weak but I still liked it. Enjoy ^^
No.329884
>>329882
Just put a box over you head and walk to the kitchen in full view, they wouldn't know it's you because of the box over your head!
THIS IS A GENIUS PLAN, DO IT!
>>329883
I didn't mind the weak start on episode 8 now.
I'm liking it a lot.
No.329885
wew hormones order is a go
No.329886
>>329884
>>329884
Yeah it's really good after 5-6.
>>329885
6mg now?
No.329887
>>329885
You making progress?
No.329888
>>329886
when its gets here, i've been looking into bica as well
>>329887
slowly but surely
No.329890
>>329889
Bicalutamide is used as a component of HRT in the endocrinological treatment of transgender women.[17][18][70][71][72] Beneficial or desired effects include breast development,[73][74][75] reduced male-pattern hair,[76] decreased muscle mass,[77] changes in fat distribution, lowered libido,[77] and loss of spontaneous erections.[78] Bicalutamide monotherapy increases estradiol levels in biological males and hence has indirect estrogenic properties in transgender women.[79][80] This is an action that can be considered to be desirable in transgender women, as it produces or contributes to feminization.[79][80]
its like a stronger blocker
No.329892
>>329891
you should try it ? :^)
No.329893
>>329892
I definitely shouldn't! I want to stay a small boy! I don't want to be anything else >, <
No.329894
>>329893
Arent you tall?
>>329892
lmao
No.329899
No.329901
>>329894
>>329894
I thought I was 5'10" or 11" but apparently I am 5'6" which is 1.67m
No.329902
>>329901
>only 2 inches taller than me
No.329903
>>329901
Manlet 170cm master race here
No.329904
>>329901
>>329902
I got this sudden urge to pat your heads.
No.329905
>>329904
im average in theheight
No.329906
>>329904
Go ahead >w<
>>329903
You're fine I guess
>>329902
Is that bad or good?
No.329907
>>329905
Maybe for a woman.
>>329906
I wasn't expecting this answer.
*pats*
No.329908
>>329907
well i was assigned female at birth
>>329906
nah its good now when i get bullied for my height i can throw you under the bus
No.329909
>>329908
..and then you kept saying that you're not a female?
No.329910
>>329909
yes
because im very self conscious
No.329911
>>329910
So after all you're a female, but just deny it?
No.329913
>>329912
Then I were right all along.
No.329914
>>329913
only because i allow it
No.329915
>>329840
Kind of fucked up there. You might see a doctor about that, SD. Then again I don't think they want to know either.
No.329916
>>329914
Are you still drunk?
Or ill?
What's with the sudden change in the mood?
Is the wind of change blowing?
No.329917
>>329915
I don't know what it meant at all, but most definitely claimed the most psychotic dream of 2016 title.
No.329918
>>329917
Not so sure I would say that.
No.329919
No.329920
>>329918
Sure there have been others, but I don't really consider anything as creepy as that.
>>329919
I assume they were considering their out-of-the-norm behaviour.
No.329921
No.329922
>>329920
I'll try to remember mine next time. I usually go and forget them asap.
No.329923
>>329921
A bit wild yesterday night, if nothing.
>>329922
You forget them if you don't think about them for a while, it's usually the wtf-factor which gets me thinking.
No.329924
>>329923
And I try not to think about them just for that. Kind of hard sometimes, but depends on the factor. Sometimes it's not a creepy factor.
Shame I'm still feeling tired too.
No.329926
>>329924
It's kind of hard not to think about them when everything else is so bland.
Know that feel, kind of want to go back to bed and crash.
>>329925
Aha, so it was the alcohol then.
No.329927
>>329926
i havent drank in months…..
No.329928
>>329926
I'd rather have the blandness, thank you.
Wanna go back to bed and crash together? ;^)
Though it's still before 10am here. So I can get away with it. Not so sure about you.
No.329931
>>329927
Then what was with the whole yesterday deal and blank posts 24/7?
>>329928
Blandness is boring.
Pretty much 6 pm here, it would probably ruin my sleeping schedule.
No.329932
I swear I did kidnap this lil' boy to be my pet, he did it voluntarily. pls no call cops
No.329933
No.329934
>>329930
i only drink with akari tbh
>>329931
autism
No.329935
>>329931
Boring can be good sometimes.
Or you'll just be an old person.
>>329933
/ss/ him.
No.329936
No.329937
>>329934
Autism, being drunk.
What's the difference?
>>329935
Being bored indefinitely is hell.
Old person for being bored, or for trying to remain a somewhat healthy sleep schedule?
No.329938
>>329936
I corrected my self!
>>329935
What's /ss/?
No.329939
>>329907
Why not?
>>329908
Under the bus?
>>329936
Hey tessy!
No.329940
>>329939
Most people get offended for that.
No.329941
No.329942
>>329938
I know :3 Myself <3
>>329939
Hello
No.329943
>>329941
Alot would disagree with that a lot.
No.329946
>>329944
Whats the teddy in the bed?
No.329948
No.329949
>>329940
For getting pats?
>>329942
feeling better?
>>329944
Its nice I guess :3
No.329950
>>329948
theres a fighter jet poster ;-;
>>329949
ty jewman
No.329951
>>329949
For asking to pet their heads after hearing their height.
No.329953
>>329950
Not Jew reeeeee
>>329951
If I was 6'5" tall I'd ask for pets.
>>329952
have fun.
>Tried playing another Dota 2 match
>Team loses, one disconnects
>All blame me even though I was the best in the team.
No.329954
>>329950
I don't know what aircraft nerds are called :/
No.329955
..Date is actually a girl?
I am fucking confused, hlep.
No.329956
No.329957
>>329955
If Date is a girl how can s/he fuck Akari's armpits?
No.329958
>>329956
That's another one on the list.
its about 50/50 now
No.329959
>>329937
Old people go to sleep around 6pm or maybe another hour or two. I'm saying you would be old if you did now.
>>329938
Straight shota.
No.329960
>>329944
Nerdy room 5/7
>>329949
No
>>329954
Sorry
>>329955
As much as you :3
No.329961
No.329962
>>329960
Oh :c
I hope you'll get better then…
No.329963
No.329964
No.329965
Fug
We maybe transporting one of the rarest cars ever and I wont see it :/
No.329967
>>329956
ftm I assume
>>329960
REE I'm a big strong boy! You're the tranny here ; _ ;;
>>329957
Licking and strapons I guess
No.329968
>>329967
Wait Date was born f or m
Why is this so confusing!!
No.329969
>>329967
nah, he's a straight boy born as a boy
No.329970
>>329969
>>329967
as far as i know
No.329971
>>329969
b-but
This is too confusing, I give up
No.329973
>>329969
>>329970
>>329971
b-but i f he was born as a boy and is a boy then akari is a girl? I am so confused >,<
No.329974
>>329955
i was born a girl
i dont have a penis
No.329975
>>329964
I meant for checking you spelling"
>>329967
Sure you are! Prove it! ALSO I AM NOT! Yet
No.329976
>>329975
I know
…
>>329974
stop confusing people and admit you're a genderless 2d anime character
>>329973
Think about it real hard now.
>>329971
Good. No trying allowed
No.329977
>>329974
Alright well that clears things up
>>329975
I have plenty of times! I'm a big boy! Do I need to come over and use you as a bench press weight?
No.329978
>>329976
no venla im not a genderless human
>>329977
yeah i just like to joke around about it
No.329979
>>329976
Sorry! >.<
>>329977
I haven't seen any! Girlyboy Tee Probably can't lift me :3
No.329980
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TRUST ANYMORE
>>329979
Unless you are a fatso I can! My 5x5 benchpress is 80kg and my deadlift is 140kg. I'll throw you around onto a fluffy bed because I don't like hurting people
No.329981
>>329978
lies
>>329979
you better be!
No.329983
>>329982
looking pretty andro there
No.329984
>>329980
I think i am but people keep telling me i'm not. I think you're lying! Prove it!
>>329981
I am!!!
No.329985
>>329984
Good! No grammar policing !
No.329986
>>329983
its a girl though
No.329987
No.329989
>>329985
I wont i promise.
>>329982
Is that really you Date?
No.329991
>>329984
Stop baiting me REEE! I have a big strength! Though I am only 172cm tall but it has nothing to do with strength
And you're not fat you girlboi
No.329992
>>329988
i can't argue with yuno….
No.329993
>>329991
all that masturbation pays off
>>329992
>
No.329994
>>329993
literally 100% fap muscle
No.329995
>>329991
I wonder if i can bait you to do more stuff :3 Ooh wanna trade height? Even tho i wish i was like 160-165
Have you even seen me?
>>329990
How similar?
No.329996
team weird teddies
>>329993
Pls stahp
No.329997
>>329996
face and body type
>>329996
>
No.329998
>>329953
Ah well then.
Just played some allahu akbar simulator a.k.a insurgency.
>>329959
True, although naps are all justified and recommended.
No.329999
>>329995
I have seen you. And no, all that stuff is reserve for Empty! How tall are you? If you are shorter I'll go for that.
No.330000
>>329998
Yeah, think I might nap now.
No.330001
>>329997
That's nice
>>329999
Ooh okay. So you and Empty are a thing? :3 I'm 175 i think or around there
No.330002
>>330000
Ah, sleep well then Mots.
No.330005