>>554025
>One day at an unknown firing range in the heart of the USA
>It's particularly full today…of old, crusty expats, plus the regulars
>There's a few germans eating large sausages with rancid cabbage
>A cranky Eesti arguing with the finns that his home country actually is relevant
>A Norwegian shooting some obscure cartridge at ungodly ranges and drawing a bullet penis into merkel and stalin's mouth
>A vietnamese attempting to shoot an underbarrel shotgun under his underbarrel shotgun ynder his shotgun and possessing no medical training whatsoever
>A hungarian covering the english language in a haze whilst covering in depth how underbarrel grenades are clearly the superior weapon to everyone, blowing up a scrapped train
>Some guy from the carribean, country is literally two islands, got his practice shooting from one to the other
>A mexican doing loud yips after hitting the bullseye and serving delicious food that everyone's going to regret shitting out later
>That one wierd Argentinean who manages to out educate some burgers on their own guns
>A brazilian shooting a gun he made from scrap pipe and stolen car parts
>A kiwi demonstrating .300BO superiority against sheep targets, curiously targets the ass repeatedly
>Several greekbros producing guns nobody knew they had at the start, because the rule is that where there is 3 or more greeks a gun appears magically
>Strayans….fucking everywhere, including one shitcunt that has multiple revolver rifles for some reason, and another that keeps leaving copies of mein kampf every fucking where
>A japanese who now owns more guns than anyone else at the range because he never had the chance at home
>Russians being drunk as fuck and still getting tighter groups than anyone but the fermented fish-eater
>One of the burgers gets nostagic after dropping a holo target of a bandit
>ANOO CHIKI BRIKI IV DAMKE
>Entire range falls silent
>You could hear someone fart
>The dawning realization comes to fruition as everyone looks hard at the people shooting with them
>OH GOD ITS THAT FAGGOT yelled multiple times in different languages, with spergook "volunteered" to be live ammo for the clay duck launcher almost immediately
>Mood is intense at first, but warms up
>As in, shots fired
>People stabbed
>Loud raucous arguments had out right there
>An indian appears from nowhere and shits on somebodys gyn whilst firing, jamming it
>The fighting stops when a college communist attempts to lecture them over the PA and suddenly becomes more lead than organs
>Later, when everyones patched up, eyeballs put back in sockets, arms bandaged and plastered, knives taken from backs, dragon dildos removed from buttholes, everyones laughing
>We never really changed, did we?
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