>not embracing your ancestral culture
The Virgin Brass-Ass
<cannot live without modern technology
<gun made in china
<has to rely on unsecure powder keg ammunition factories for supply
<rounds cost 5 dollars each
<will only shoot copper plated bullets out of fear of lead poisoning
<has to fire 100,000 rounds to kill a single enemy
<cheap manufacturing causes every other round to misfire
<litters empty brass everywhere, small animals and children choke on them
The Chad Thunderstick
>rejects the modern world as it makes men weak and dependant
>personally crafted gun, will be major attraction in museums of the future
>mines his own lead and makes gunpowder from his piss
>each shot costs a few cents worth of powder and a lead ball
>immune to lead poisoning from years of exposure
>one round a minute is all he needs to kill his enemies
>loading skill leaves no misfires
>small animals and children watch in wonder at his firing
>eternally burning match makes betas run away in fear of being singed
>forces virgin war prisoners to pick up every ball after the battle