>be me
>Taxi driver
>Driving on the road one night
>See lady standing on side walk signaling me
>Pick her up
>She's a pregnant lady and seems to be in a bad mood
>Her name is Mary
>Tells me to take her to her home
>Midway driving she starts crying
>I ask her why she's crying
>"Anon please take me to your home, I have nowhere else to go".
>Feel bad for her, decide to taker her home
>Arrive at home and explain the lady's situation to my wife
>We decide to let her stay for 3 days
>tfw tired
>Kiss my 3 kids goodnight and go to bed
>Next day, shithitsthefan.jpeg
>As I wake up, I hear yelling in the living room
>Enter living room and see wife and mary yelling at each other
>Mary points at me and says "He's my husband!"
>wtf.wmv
>"He got me pregnant!"
>AYO HOL UP!!!!
>Wife starts yelling at me
>"Is this true anon?!?!?"
>We call the police
>Explain the situation to police
>We are taken to a genealogist
>After waiting a few hours, the results come in
>"Umm sir according to these results, you are unable to have children due to infertility".
>MINDBLOWN.webm
>WAIT A MINUTE, I HAVE 3 CHILDREN!!!!
Turns out my wife was a whore and the 3 children belonged to another man.