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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

File: b73311dfb89a186⋯.jpg (108.78 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1475638416487.jpg)

 No.6640

>be me

>Taxi driver

>Driving on the road one night

>See lady standing on side walk signaling me

>Pick her up

>She's a pregnant lady and seems to be in a bad mood

>Her name is Mary

>Tells me to take her to her home

>Midway driving she starts crying

>I ask her why she's crying

>"Anon please take me to your home, I have nowhere else to go".

>Feel bad for her, decide to taker her home

>Arrive at home and explain the lady's situation to my wife

>We decide to let her stay for 3 days

>tfw tired

>Kiss my 3 kids goodnight and go to bed

>Next day, shithitsthefan.jpeg

>As I wake up, I hear yelling in the living room

>Enter living room and see wife and mary yelling at each other

>Mary points at me and says "He's my husband!"

>wtf.wmv

>"He got me pregnant!"

>AYO HOL UP!!!!

>Wife starts yelling at me

>"Is this true anon?!?!?"

>We call the police

>Explain the situation to police

>We are taken to a genealogist

>After waiting a few hours, the results come in

>"Umm sir according to these results, you are unable to have children due to infertility".

>MINDBLOWN.webm

>WAIT A MINUTE, I HAVE 3 CHILDREN!!!!

Turns out my wife was a whore and the 3 children belonged to another man.

 No.6642

Shit, fam. I don't know how your shit could get any more fucked up.


 No.6643

File: fd0e34a82bedd78⋯.jpg (9.05 KB, 291x252, 97:84, OP JUST.JPG)


 No.6646

File: ab4894d3053cac6⋯.webm (118.58 KB, 320x240, 4:3, what a story mark.webm)


 No.6647

File: 3722a1084c25e28⋯.png (163.21 KB, 392x324, 98:81, Dr Gino Special.png)

>>6640

Do you have money for a haircut, fam?


 No.6648

File: 1204829aa34ce3f⋯.png (189.15 KB, 533x419, 533:419, Gino hair 2 (Gino hair.png….png)

>>6647

What about this one?


 No.6650

>>6640

Is this a true story?

Pls respond


 No.6652

CONTENDER FOR EMPEROR THRONE OF /just/


 No.6669

Just fuck me up real good


 No.6698

File: d0792eb5dcdd6f8⋯.png (80.17 KB, 293x225, 293:225, 1469116883238.png)

File: 0f51c2e4f6a7ee4⋯.jpg (76.88 KB, 540x960, 9:16, 1469116879200.jpg)

File: 2558107bc4f3bcc⋯.jpg (59.86 KB, 670x566, 335:283, accepting your death.jpg)

>>6640

Cuck me once, shame on you.

Cuck me twice, shame on me.

Cuck me thrice - I'm infertile.




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