No.11504 [View All]
 | Rolled 2, 83, 67, 60, 33 = 245 (5d100) |
ITT: we play Fraser simulator.
Here's how you play: Roll 5 dice with 100 sides. If you get 490 or higher your shit is unfucked, otherwise you
JUST
have all your monies and soul alimony'd away.
<Three Fraser Simulator threads got to 750 posts, and much like Brendan's life, we tried very hard to keep the alimony at bay, but our best just wasn't good enough
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No.12838
| Rolled 83, 88, 99, 34, 99 = 403 (5d100) |
>>12835
<I can fel the warp coursing through me
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No.12839
| Rolled 44, 21, 83, 68, 20 = 236 (5d100) |
>>12838
<it is a good JUST
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No.12842
| Rolled 41, 47, 4, 95, 83 = 270 (5d100) |
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No.12843
| Rolled 19, 37, 17, 60, 73 = 206 (5d100) |
>>12842
Just grab my soaring eagle by the taint boomer fam
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No.12844
| Rolled 17, 13, 45, 25, 35 = 135 (5d100) |
JUST TAKE MY LOLIS AWAY
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No.12848
| Rolled 8, 21, 57, 79, 88 = 253 (5d100) |
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No.12851
| Rolled 95, 9, 42, 22, 46 = 214 (5d100) |
DEAR MS. AFTON,
I WAS REALLY FIT WHEN I CAME INTO HOLLYWOOD BUT YOU JUST FUCKED MY SHIT UP AND YOU KNOW IT.
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No.12853
| Rolled 61, 1, 23, 92, 59 = 236 (5d100) |
>>12851
that's kid's going places
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No.12861
| Rolled 83, 20, 28, 88, 24 = 243 (5d100) |
>704 posts and 395 image replies omitted.
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No.12866
| Rolled 8, 46, 69, 37, 4 = 164 (5d100) |
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No.12868
| Rolled 63, 28, 26, 99, 22 = 238 (5d100) |
Just fuck my rolls up fam
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No.12881
| Rolled 32, 1, 35, 62, 66 = 196 (5d100) |
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No.12883
| Rolled 64, 40, 93, 27, 54 = 278 (5d100) |
GOOD LUCK BRENDAN
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No.12888
| Rolled 72, 73, 79, 14, 53 = 291 (5d100) |
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No.12890
| Rolled 76, 42, 50, 80, 36 = 284 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.12891
| Rolled 37, 52, 47, 53, 71 = 260 (5d100) |
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No.12896
| Rolled 97, 57, 26, 73, 10 = 263 (5d100) |
JUST fucking kill me already.
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No.12898
| Rolled 59, 45, 85, 39, 10 = 238 (5d100) |
Just demonetize my channel…
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No.12899
| Rolled 47, 73, 86, 37, 95 = 338 (5d100) |
Fuck my war up, I want adversity, for it will make us strong.
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No.12900
| Rolled 98, 77, 40, 98, 80 = 393 (5d100) |
>>12899
>2nd pic
>implying all fiction is bad
I bet that stupid virgin fuck just read some meme non-fiction book like Ride the Tiger and suddenly thinks he's some kind of intellectual, completely oblivious to the fact that not all fiction books are Harry Potter and some can deliver meaningful messages through their stories and inspire thought (see 1984 for example).
>hurr I'm so much smarter and enlightened than those stupid normalfags with their successful and productive lives
At least those "normalcattle" are happy and don't have to rely on delusions of grandeur to avoid succumbing to depression and killing themselves, which he probably will do anyway once he realizes he's just as unimportant as any of them, if not more. Those people will be remembered for decades after they die, by their children and grandchildren, while autistic beta failures like him will be forgotten by the world as soon as their parents die and no amount of shitposting on /r9k/ is going to change that.
Clearly, this is what happens when kids don't get bullied enough in school, they grow up to become bitter, self-important losers.
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No.12901
| Rolled 12, 24, 68, 78, 89 = 271 (5d100) |
>>12899
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No.12903
| Rolled 95, 24, 21, 62, 22 = 224 (5d100) |
>>12890
FUCK
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No.12907
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No.12912
| Rolled 19, 17, 70, 23, 40 = 169 (5d100) |
J
U
S
T
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No.12913
| Rolled 28, 1, 33, 35, 27 = 124 (5d100) |
>>12912
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No.12921
| Rolled 83, 65, 9, 36, 2 = 195 (5d100) |
>>12900
>normalfag
<productive
<successful
<happy
>implying he didn't get bullied
>defending normalniggers
>denying facts
>on /just/, no less
Go read Harry Potter, autist
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No.12922
| Rolled 91, 89, 5, 82, 7 = 274 (5d100) |
Got lost in a battle
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No.12925
| Rolled 70, 8, 64, 86, 27 = 255 (5d100) |
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No.12926
| Rolled 11, 69, 10, 58, 4 = 152 (5d100) |
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No.12927
| Rolled 86, 5, 23, 94, 94 = 302 (5d100) |
>>12913
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No.12928
| Rolled 42, 30, 53, 19, 12 = 156 (5d100) |
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No.12930
| Rolled 33, 92, 17, 65, 76 = 283 (5d100) |
>>12927
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No.12936
| Rolled 10, 72, 49, 42, 92 = 265 (5d100) |
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No.12937
| Rolled 72, 17, 15, 45, 43 = 192 (5d100) |
>>11596
JUST FUCK MY FINANCIES UP JOON
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No.12940
| Rolled 70, 10, 21, 35, 49 = 185 (5d100) |
>730 posts and 418 image replies omitted
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No.12941
| Rolled 2, 14, 13, 52, 47 = 128 (5d100) |
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No.12944
| Rolled 74, 96, 96, 60, 51 = 377 (5d100) |
>>12921
><successful
><happy
They're happier and more successful than your average /r9k/ sperg, at least.
>defending normalniggers
There is literally nothing wrong with being normal, you goddamn genetic dead end.
>denying facts
What facts? All I see is a beta loser desperately trying to convince himself that he's better than the people he wishes he could be.
>Go read Harry Potter
I specifically mentioned Harry Potter as an example of shallow kiddie shit, why would I want to read that? Are you retarded or just pretending?
>autist
That's rich coming from you. Go back to wizardchan.
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No.12945
| Rolled 10, 83, 6, 95, 7 = 201 (5d100) |
JUST
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No.12959
| Rolled 70, 83, 32, 7, 54 = 246 (5d100) |
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No.12960
| Rolled 43, 85, 92, 87, 55 = 362 (5d100) |
J F M S U
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No.12978
| Rolled 72, 18, 72, 22, 11 = 195 (5d100) |
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No.12980
| Rolled 76, 64, 70, 85, 16 = 311 (5d100) |
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No.12985
| Rolled 10, 33, 97, 67, 50 = 257 (5d100) |
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No.12987
| Rolled 32, 66, 97, 10, 10 = 215 (5d100) |
When does Brendan's PajeetKinos come out?
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No.12988
| Rolled 81, 44, 6, 23, 22 = 176 (5d100) |
>740 posts and 427 image replies omitted
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No.12995
| Rolled 80, 71, 78, 96, 88 = 413 (5d100) |
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No.12999
| Rolled 75, 2, 18, 52, 12 = 159 (5d100) |
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No.13000
| Rolled 73, 28, 72, 41, 36 = 250 (5d100) |
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No.13013
| Rolled 33, 64, 85, 72, 88 = 342 (5d100) |
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No.13028
| Rolled 16, 85, 5, 26, 42 = 174 (5d100) |
Thread's full.
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