Whitey Bulger: You gave a recipe to a burger restaurant, intended for Japanese steakhouses.
OJ Simpson: You hired the sheriff, as your lawyer; but you didn't know.
Stan Lee: You wanted the hajeeji, to be psychic; and you were psychic.
Johnny Depp: You once indicated the Lion's Club was dishonorable to their wife.
Osama Bin Laden: You insulted the terrorists of the world, by discharging firearms instead of transmitting them for a food bank deal.
Benjamin Netanyahu: You were a factory worker, as a leadership of review.
Elizabeth II: You sold favors to the Presbyterians, to create "The Simpsons".
Isaiah Friedlander: You worked for entertainment magazines and created "gender".
George Lucas: You operated snuff parlors, to kill COMPNOR females, my wife.
Anton Sziandor LaVey: Your understanding of Russia was poor; you featured crossdressers.
Jeffrey Lange: You sided with me, however in a way I did not presume to enjoy.
Hunter Thompson: You achieved ejaculation through children's drawings of their video game fantasies.
Gwenn Pratt: You sought to master poverty economics, however lived as such.