[–]▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86128[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
The time has come for the greatest holiday!
Christmas!
Make sure to give gifts to those you love and to give kisses to those you love because it might be another year before you see them!
However, if you're tired and you just want to talk, c'mon and talk to us!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86130>>86131
I'm in love with Matthew.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86131>>86132
>>86130
Knife wives are better
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86133>>86134
>>86132
Not the brand of crazy I desire
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86134>>86135
>>86133
Yanderes are bad for your health.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86135>>86136
>>86134
hmm, I'm more concerned about the health of other people. Yanderes only hurt you (badly) if you mistreat them.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86136>>86138
>>86135
*pauses game and deletes save files making you restart the entire game*
Pssshhh, nothing personal kid.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86137
Annnnnddd I forgot my image.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86138>>86139
>>86136
She will be back soon. So very soon, so very angry.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86140>>86141
>>86139
You think I mind that? Hah, as if!
We will move out to some secluded area and she can do it as much as she wants.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86141>>86142
>>86140
Just make sure she doesn't go Mogeko on your kids or pets.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86142>>86143
>>86141
While a yandere might take a dislike to pets, I believe they would be more than fine towards their children- provided you don't fuck them over in the bad sense
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86143>>86144
>>86142
Forever, together.
Though, what are you doing this Christmas Eve?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86144>>86145
>>86143
Pretty much as little as I can do. Trying to relax before going back to college.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86145>>86147
>>86144
Can we trade places?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86147>>86150
>>86145
Perhaps, if you've the right borderline yandere girl to offer
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86150>>86151
>>86147
I have French girls.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86152>>86154
>>86151
I have brandy.
Will, that do?
▶ 834c34 (2) No.86153>>86155 >>86156 >>86157
>>86149
In Hungary we start celebrating Christmas tonight.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86154
>>86152
Not even close. Strictly yanderes.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86155
>>86153
And what does that entail in your household?
▶ ea91b8 (5) No.86156
>>86153
Merry Christmas, Hungary-anon!
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86157
>>86153
Have a nice evening! We will… miss you very much until your return…
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86158>>86159
>Dog launches over computer and nearly sends it flying
Ugh.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86160>>86171
>>86159
Very much so.
But he has separation anxiety to the extreme and something about doors.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86161>>86162 >>86163 >>86171
>>86159
Are you done with Christmas yet?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86163>>86164
>>86161
American Christmas hasn't started yet
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86164>>86165 >>86166
>>86163
I know, I meant mentally.
>>86162
Which?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86165>>86167
>>86164
Incest of course.
Also, thoughts on harpies?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86166>>86167
>>86164
tbh it's become mundane for me
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86167>>86168 >>86169
>>86165
What incest?
They're a pain to fight because they're never where you need them and you have to wait for your mage to get them on the ground.
>>86166
It'll be exciting again once you have your own family, King.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86168>>86170
>>86167
That's when you clip her wings and keep her as a gf
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86169>>86170
>>86167
Fair enough. At least, I hope.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86170>>86172
>>86168
That's fine and all, but I don't think you can even have relations with one, so no point!
>>86169
While they're young at least, I'm sure the novelty of even that would wear off though.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86171>>86180
>>86160
I'll require a picture, eventually.
>>86161
Pretty much, yeah.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86172>>86174
>>86170
I think once you're old enough, Christmas is more about meeting with your family once again, so as long as I make it to that point
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86173>>86174
Family's over.
See you all at a later date.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86174>>86175
>>86173
我慢しなさい～
See you later.
>>86172
Do you have a lot of family coming, or just a small thing with your parents (and siblings?) maybe?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86175>>86176
>>86174
Just my parents and my grandfather
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86176>>86177
>>86175
That's the best.
I only find it troublesome the years where you have a bunch of visitors you haven't seen in forever and barely know.
But I barely get to see my dad and I neglect my grandmother, so I look forward to those holidays.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86177
>>86176
Very good point. Best to keep it small so it's less awkward.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86178>>86179
Microchimerism, Doctor Murdoch
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86179>>86181
>>86178
I met a blonde girl who looked pretty cute initially and then I got a better look at her.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86180
>>86171
You've seen my dog.
He's the blonde fluffball bout the size of a cat.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86181>>86182
>>86179
And then she wasn't?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86182>>86183
>>86181
She looked like she hit the wall despite being about ~20.
Not too mention, she smoked.
So, I had to jump ship before I ask her for something.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86183>>86184
>>86182
Don't you want a nice 6/10 GF who's eager to please? I know I do.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86184>>86185 >>86188
>>86183
Dating a girl that smokes is gross.
Plus, who wants a skank that probably took a million dicks?
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86185>>86186
>>86184
That's not a particular turn-off.
Probably no one, in that case. I wouldn't even want a skank that's taken a quarter of a million.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86186>>86187
>>86185
Well, she probably didn't have that many bfs.
But the fact that she looked like 50 in the face despite being in her late teens tells me that she's a no go.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86187>>86189
>>86186
The party lifestyle ages you pretty quickly!
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86188>>86190
>>86184
That's not always bad. Some people like the smoke smell.
(Though, the smoke *taste* when you french them is definitely a no-go for everybody)
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86190>>86192
>>86188
I dated a girl that smoked and I'd prefer non-smoking because everything smelled.
It was terrible.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86191>>86193 >>86194
>>86189
You know someone that smokes meth?!
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86192>>86195
>>86190
I understand. The homes of smokers are often pitiful. Tar gets everywhere.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86193
>>86191
No, but it's common here.
So, it's not outside of the realm of possibility!
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86194
>>86191
Shake 'n' bake, baby!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86195>>86196
>>86192
Wait, is that the sienfield apartment?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86196>>86197
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86197>>86198
>>86196
Reminds me of that Nick and Jody comic where they have the kid.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86200
Anyways, time for family and uniformed politics.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86206>>86207
>>86205
>New video never ever
Why must all good youtubers stop?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86207>>86208
>>86206
He's stuck in twitch hell, for now.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86208>>86209
>>86207
Let's destroy Twitch.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86209>>86210
>>86208
I don't see any good reason to.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86211>>86212
>>86210
He still wants to make youtube videos, he just hasn't.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86212>>86213 >>86214
>>86211
I could become a twitch streamer.
I have an idea though.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86213>>86215
>>86212
You need a computer to stream, fox.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86214>>86216
>>86212
you need titties to stream
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86215>>86217
>>86213
You think I'm computerless?
I have a desktop that can run Crysis~
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86216>>86224
>>86214
If I went on HRT I wouldn't be stacked.
I would have B cups and that would be pitiful.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86217>>86218
>>86215
That's not a feat anymore.
Crysis isn't hard to run.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86218>>86219
>>86217
W-What about Crysis 2?!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86219>>86220
>>86218
Close.
Add one more.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86221>>86222
>>86220
Are you sure you'll be able to graduate like that?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86222>>86223
>>86221
I'll graduate up to you.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86223>>86225
>>86222
What does that even mean?
Either way, it's time for dinner.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86224>>86227
>>86216
Sorry, but only REAL girls rake in cash
▶ ea91b8 (5) No.86226>>86228
>>86225
Good joke.
And I hate it when people tell you dinner is ready, but it's not.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86227>>86229
>>86224
There's always a market for the feminine man.
Just look at Rome.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86228
>>86226
I like when they yell from the kitchen that food is ready despite only being 3 meters away.
Parents are strange.
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86229>>86230
>>86227
Maybe if you want the hi-five
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86232>>86233
>>86231
Infect everyone with HIV.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86234>>86235
>>86233
I'm joking.
Besides, what did you ask for Christmas?
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86235>>86236
>>86234
I'm pretty indecisive, only thing I really asked for was gym clothes. I got myself an SDR some weeks ago, so I'm pretty satisfied no matter what.
Though I should have asked for gains
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86236>>86237
>>86235
Should have asked for some earbuds!
▶ e7c40b (30) No.86237
>>86236
I have dual driven wired, and wireless, so I'm covered on that
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86239>>86240
The church is full of nuts.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86240>>86243
>>86239
Ikr?
Butt babies are the future!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86242>>86244 >>86250
Did you build a christmas tree?
▶ ea91b8 (5) No.86243
>>86240
I'll give you a butt baby.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86246>>86247
>>86245
We bought one from Christmas island.
But my mom hate pine needles.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86247>>86248
>>86246
Oh.
We didn't actually have one this year.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86249>>86251
>>86248
Have a Christmas dinner with relatives..?
▶ ea91b8 (5) No.86250>>86252
>>86242
We still get a live tree.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86251>>86252
>>86249
No, what will you put the presents under?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86252>>86253 >>86255
>>86250
The last time we had one was 2 years ago if I recall right.
>>86251
We just usually share them anyhow, not store them under.
Like the thing here is to give the gifts on 24th's evening, not wake up to them under the tree.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86253>>86254
>>86252
Strange.
I wonder why it's so different in Europe?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86254>>86256
>>86253
Because it's still quite a young holiday thing.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86255>>86257
>>86252
I think this'll be the last one for me.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86256>>86257
>>86254
>300 years
>young
Eh?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86257>>86258 >>86259
>>86255
Oh, how comes?
Too many needles?
>>86256
Now compare that to all the ye olde holidays.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86258>>86260
>>86257
No particular reason.
Just a hunch.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86260>>86261 >>86262
>>86258
Ah, well, hopefully not.
It's a nice tradition to have.
>>86259
Well, I wouldn't call that same as Christmas nowadays.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86261>>86263
>>86260
I might just end up skipping Christmas entirely next year.
I'll have to see how things go, however.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86262>>86263
>>86260
I only know German holidays!
And even then!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86263>>86264 >>86265
>>86261
Why..?
>>86262
The point is that the whole gift opening idea is fairly new and there's no real idea behind it because it's fairly new.
I mean, not like folk in the 1800s opened them gifts under the tree or anything.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86264>>86266
>>86263
Saint Nick would like a word.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86265>>86266
>>86263
I'm pretty fed up with the whole thing.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86266>>86268 >>86269
>>86264
Sinterklaas wasn't about the trees..
>>86265
Don't like the gifts, or just feel bothered by spending time with family..?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86267>>86269
>Ran-sama didn't bring a book to Christmas party
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86269>>86270 >>86271
>>86266
Both apply.
>>86267
There was no christmas party.
And plus, reading a book through a party is pretty weird.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86270>>86273
>>86269
Eh, it's antisocial.
But it's a good way to pass time.
Besides, reading about the Spanish Civil war always brings a smile to my face.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86271>>86272 >>86273
>>86268
You were a pagan!
>>86269
Ahh..
hugs
Ask them for money next time!
I kind of ended up leaving early because my siblings had some business to do and I felt like I already had exchanged the how do you dos with the older folk.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86272>>86274
>>86271
Praise Mulloch!
Mammon is king and all ist right with ze world!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86273>>86275 >>86276
>>86270
You are just a weirdo.
Plus, the books I have you can't really read out in the open.
>>86271
I don't ask for anything.
I'm probably gonna wind up leaving early, too. Just gotta wait on a few things.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86275>>86279
>>86273
Well, I mean, I haven't either for years, but they just kind of understood that there's nothing which I desire, so it has always been a book or a few, chocolate boxes and money.
Oh, right, it hasn't happened there yet.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86276>>86279
>>86273
I'm eccentric.
Big difference, why not read something like the suffering of prince sternenhoch?
That's socially acceptable!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86278>>86281
>>86277
Ehh, some guy in a video explained it, but I kind of skimmed it through..
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86279>>86280 >>86283
>>86275
I don't know. I just want to disappear from the family already.
>>86276
It's pretty much the same thing, in my eyes.
It sounds incredibly boring, though.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86280>>86285
>>86279
You're not the only one who feels that way.
Mostly just because I'm not as successful as others.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86281>>86282
>>86278
Expanded universe is not canon anyways.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86282>>86284
>>86281
I like to think that it is, but it just explains how lazy they are at checking their other sources they could use.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86283>>86285
>>86279
What would you read then?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86284>>86287
>>86282
Why not just make a Han Solo movie?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86285>>86286 >>86287
>>86280
One day we'll make it.
>>86283
In all honesty, probably nothing. I've never been big on reading.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86287>>86288 >>86291
>>86284
Because that'd have too much focus on.. solo character.
ba dum tss.
>>86285
Perhaps, I'll probably do that if I get into university.
Only just appear for like birthdays and x'mas.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86291>>86293 >>86294
>>86286
It's the true answer, though.
>>86287
Let's disappear!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86292>>86295
>>86290
Oh.
Just another thing to make some extra?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86293>>86296
>>86291
true/=correct
Now, choose a book.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86294>>86296
>>86291
Only if you'll lead me by hand.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86295>>86298
>>86292
Will you watch it?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86296>>86297 >>86298
>>86293
No longer human is still staring at me from the shelf.
>>86294
I'll be leading you blindly.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86297>>86301
>>86296
I sense darkness in you, young one.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86298>>86299 >>86301
>>86295
No clue, haven't seen the latest one yet either..
Friend asked me to see it with him, and I said yes, but he hasn't asked me about timelines afterwards..
>>86296
The blind leading the deaf.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86300>>86302
>>86299
It's not even out as DVD or anything yet, dum-dum.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86301>>86303 >>86304
>>86297
There's very little light inside of the body, if you think about it.
So you'd be right.
>>86298
The people who don't work right have to stick together, you know?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86303>>86306
>>86301
I'm going to recommend you a book and you have to read it, okay?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86304>>86305 >>86306
>>86301
The light inside has broken, but I still work.
https://i.imgur.com/9FPR1Vw.jpg
>>86302
That'd be way too horrible to watch.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86306>>86308 >>86310
>>86303
Fine.
Just this once.
Is there a deadline?
>>86304
Been a while since I've seen that picture.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86307>>86309
>>86305
It's all fun and games until there's a loud child in the crowd or somebody has to go to the toilet as they miscalculated the size of their bladder.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86309>>86311
>>86307
Leave your seed out in the streets.
Run over it after the show
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86310>>86312
>>86306
It was the first thing that came to my mind, and I was too tired to go through my /b/ folder to find it.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86311>>86314
>>86309
What did he mean by this?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86312>>86313 >>86315
>>86308
I think I can swing that.
>>86310
I just remember seeing it a long while back.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86313>>86316
>>86312
I've seen it awfully a lot.
I may, or not have looked at the feels threads way too much.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86316>>86319 >>86320
>>86313
Those threads are best avoided.
>>86315
That's fine. It's been on my reading list for a long while now.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86317>>86318
>>86314
Oh, Mastodon was in that?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86319>>86322
>>86316
What does your reading list consist of?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86320>>86321 >>86322
>>86316
I can't help it that I sometimes need to be with same minded folk.
Misery loves company.
>>86318
You're a goofball!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86321>>86325
>>86320
Oh yeah?
Dethklok covered for Cannibal Corpse.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86322>>86323 >>86325
>>86319
That, Naked Lunch, and a bunch of books I've bought but haven't read yet.
>>86320
Those sort of things just make me feel worse, so I don't see the point to them.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86323>>86324
>>86322
Naked Lunch is a short story, no?
That shouldn't take long.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86324>>86326
>>86323
If you couldn't guess, I don't take the time to read very often.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86325>>86327 >>86328
>>86321
You're a Cannibal Corpse!
>>86322
My mind just starts to wander awfully a lot in such situations and then I just can't stop it.
Although if I can make myself feel useful in anyway, it makes me feel somewhat better.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86328>>86329 >>86330
>>86325
To each their own, you know.
Those threads are popular for a reason.
>>86326
That show is awful.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86329>>86332
>>86328
You just haven't accepted yuri as your lord and savior.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86332>>86333 >>86335
>>86329
A bad yuri show is still bad.
>>86330
I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with it.
hugs.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86333>>86334
>>86332
What's bad about it?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86334>>86336
>>86333
Boring slice of life "Cute girls doing cute things" genre that I'm not a fan of to begin with.
It's a bootleg hanasaku iroha with animal ears.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86335>>86337 >>86338
>>86331
>>86332
Ah..
Anyhow you should still try to enjoy x'mas a bit!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86336>>86338
>>86334
That's too bad.
One of my first anime was SoL.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86338>>86339 >>86340
>>86335
No can do, SD.
>>86336
I don't know. Nothing happening just puts me to sleep. It's also incredibly boring, since the first episode of that show follows the horrible "Main character screws up, feels bad and redeems herself" arc and I just wasn't up for that.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86339>>86341 >>86342
>>86337
Been a long while since that meme has come up.
>>86338
Not even for me..?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86340>>86342
>>86338
You have to break it up.
Lain was incredibly slow. So, I split it into segments.
I still can't believe I binged watched K-on though.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86341>>86344
>>86339
Not a Shindoll fan?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86342>>86343 >>86344
>>86339
Nope.
Try again next year.
>>86340
I don't think that's going to help when I can't even make it through the first episode.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86344>>86345 >>86346
>>86341
I meant the moon thing, that ShindoL thing has come up way too often.
>>86342
Oh..
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86345>>86347
>>86344
Blame memers that were too young for Maichan.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86346>>86348 >>86349
>>86343
I just did, earlier today.
That much isn't healthy.
>>86344
Ba humbug.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86347>>86350
>>86345
I don't know why it even became a meme.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86348>>86352
>>86346
Jacking off is cute
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86350>>86351
>>86347
Because, it's an inside joke.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86351>>86353
>>86350
You're an inside joke!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86352>>86354 >>86356
>>86348
I don't know how to respond to that.
>>86349
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86358>>86359 >>86362
>>86354
>>86356
Maybe just a little bit.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86365>>86366
>>86364
Not even a little bit.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86366>>86367 >>86369
>>86363
Is it supposed to represent every doujin ever?
>>86365
But then why..?
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86367>>86368
>>86366
To provoke a response.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86368>>86371
>>86367
But there are other ways too, silly.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86369>>86370
>>86366
I'm going to wake you up early!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86370>>86372
>>86369
Impossible, I'm a heavy sleeper.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86371>>86373
>>86368
You couldn't name a single one!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86372>>86373
>>86370
What if I blast cannons?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86373>>86375 >>86379
>>86371
Poking's one.
>>86372
Nope, would still sleep.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86375>>86377
>>86373
Even a 155mm next to your room?!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86381>>86383
>>86377
Expect an artillery piece in the morning.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86383>>86384 >>86385 >>86386
>>86379
That is one!
>>86380
L-lewd..
>>86381
If there won't be one, I'll be very, very disappoint!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86384>>86388
>>86383
Russia will declare war in Estonia tomorrow.
That will be your cannon!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86385>>86388
>>86383
It's fine to admit if you can't think of anything.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86388>>86389 >>86390 >>86394
>>86384
Nope!
>>86385
Stop saying that!
>>86386
No, you!
And those images!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86390>>86391
>>86388
Okay.
I am the considerate one.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86391>>86392 >>86393
>>86389
You better be, you dum-dum!
>>86390
You're just saying that to still subtly say it!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86393>>86400
>>86391
Well now instead of calling you lewd for a response, I could say mean!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86397>>86398
>>86396
don't like spectators?
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86399>>86403
>>86398
remind me to send you a pic of me staring at you.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86400>>86401 >>86403
>>86392
Baka-butt.
>>86393
No!
>>86394
Nuh-uh, all you!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86401>>86402
>>86400
You can't think of even a single meaner person!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86403>>86405
>>86399
Too lewd.
>>86400
All you.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86404>>86405
>>86402
That's what I thought! No one!
Have you opened your cases?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86405>>86406 >>86407
>>86403
No.. you..
>>86404
All this bully..
I haven't had any time yet..
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86406>>86408
>>86405
Do it tomorrow for sure, so I know if it's enough or not.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86408>>86410
>>86406
Will try, I'll even try to clear my schedule of all things because I don't feel like visiting any relatives after yesterday evening..
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86409>>86411
>>86407
Good!
I mean.. I don't mind!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86410>>86412
>>86408
You can't really use a two minute chore as an excuse not to spend time with family! They appreciate your time!
What happened?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86411>>86412
>>86409
Then don't go crying about it!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86412>>86413 >>86417
>>86410
I can!
Ehh, my siblings left early from the x'mas thing and I felt like I had already talked enough with the older folk as I had a hard-time coming up with new subjects, so I called it quits and left early.
>>86411
Well!
I meant to say that I don't mind if it's you..
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86417>>86418
>>86412
I meant more that it's not a very good one.
>Sorry Ma, (you refer to her as "Ma" from now on. an internet person needs me to make eight mouse clicks!
Oh, yeah, I understand that for sure. Half the time it feels like you're just there to take up a seat while the grown-ups talk amongst themselves and ask you a silly question now and again.
You have siblings?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86418>>86421
>>86417
Ehh, maybe not.
Yeah, I am the youngest, so kind of problematic with these things whenever they're not around.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86419>>86420
>>86416
That's all you'll get from me tonight.
Ya cheered me up a bit, so thanks for that.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86420>>86422
>>86419
hugs tightly
I'm glad~
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86421>>86423
>>86418
You're like twenty-two, yeah? That's an informed guess. How old are your siblings, then?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86423>>86424 >>86425
>>86421
Yeah.
The funny thing is, I have no clue at all.
>>86422
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86424>>86425 >>86426
>>86423
I'll be off, I think.
G'night, SD, Ese.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86425>>86426
>>86424
Early!
Good night.
>>86423
Are you not so close, or you just haven't paid attention to that? Do you know their birthdays at least?
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86426>>86428
>>86424
Sleep well!
>>86425
I've never paid attention, as I've said before, I just live it one day at a time literally.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86428>>86429 >>86430 >>86431
>>86426
Geez!
I guess that's a way to leave.
Pay attention to me, though.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86429
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86430>>86432
>>86428
Not to mention I'm God awful with time.
I never bothered to learn what's the order of months.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86432>>86433 >>86436
>>86430
If not hyperbole, that literally doesn't sound possible.
>>86431
Can't right now; I'm playing the gift SexualDeviant got me.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86434>>86435
>>86433
That's what SD stands for!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86435
>>86434
Scarlet devil.
Although, that name was stolen by Remilia.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86436>>86437
>>86432
I've always lived by numbers!
You're the sexual deviant!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86437>>86438
>>86436
When I see months written out in numerical format, sometimes I need to stop for a second and figure out which it is.
You only wish I were so you would be in good company!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86438>>86439
>>86437
It's only logical for me to see the numbers and realize what season it belongs in!
Says the one posting fetish stuff!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86439>>86443
>>86438
Do you know which month each season begins in?
Who is?! Armpit licking is vanilla!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86441>>86442
>>86440
I had no response to your statement.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86442>>86444
>>86441
You have to say something!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86443>>86444
>>86439
Nope!
Other than like June, but that's because personal reasons!
Lies!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86444>>86445 >>86446
>>86442
Something!
>>86443
Not even that winter starts this month?!
Not lies. Even if I say something false, my will makes it true.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86446>>86447
>>86444
Winter has always been grey area to me because sometimes there's no snow, like this time!
Lies, you aren't Trump!
UMP-45 Briefing MW, UMP-45 Exposure FN, and M4A1-S Flashback FT.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86447>>86448 >>86449
>>86445
If there's something particular you'd like to hear from me, I could probably make it happen!
>>86446
We haven't had much yet either. I thought you're a snowy place year round!
No, but he learned his techniques somehow!
I'll make it up to you.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86448>>86450
>>86447
I live in the South, so, yeah, not really.
Lies!
No need to, I needed an UMP-45 and M4A1-S skin anyhow!
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86450>>86451 >>86452
>>86449
I haven't seen any good antscanada recently.
>>86448
It's like you're not even listening to me!
But you also needed a knife.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86451>>86455
>>86450
He released a video just the other day.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86452>>86455
>>86450
Still, lies!
Getting a knife is once in a lifetime thing, unless you're a streamer and possess their luck, then it's like once a week!
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86453>>86454
Good night SD.
Goodnight EseM.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86455>>86456
>>86451
That doesn't mean I watched it!
Good night.
>>86452
They also get a lot more money to buy keys and open a lot of cases they don't show you. I still would have been happy though!
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86456>>86457
>>86455
True.
It's okay, I've just kind of needed an M4A1-S and an AK-47 skin.
Kind of have 4 of both teams' Kawaii Killer stickers waiting for the perfect skin.
But the Flashback is already quite nice, too bad it wasn't FN.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86457>>86458
>>86456
Is there any specific AK you're looking at?
I'm not a fan of stickers, actually.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86458>>86460
>>86457
Well, ideal would be Neon Revolution, but what has caught my eye as of lately is Orbit Mk01 as it's a lot cheaper and still looks awfully good.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86459
OH!
I just came up with such a name for Orbit Mk01 with Kawaii Killer stickers on it.
Yuri in space
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86460>>86461
>>86458
A forty dollar skin is a little much yeah! The other one is like a quarter as much.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86461>>86462
>>86460
Yeah, wasn't thinking about statrak even though one is awfully nice.
My pride is still my Statrak Nova Ranger Well-worn with 705 competitive only kills.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86462>>86463
>>86461
Your wish is heard.
That is nice! I haven't played enough for favourite skins yet. I like my Nova antique and P250 hive a lot, though. And Triumvirate five-seven.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86463>>86464
>>86462
I mean, I have P250 Crimson Kimono, SG553 Tiger Moth and SCAR-20 Powercore, despite not using SCAR-20 like ever.
Although it's probably the most aesthetic skin that I own, because it makes the SCAR-20 look like a powertool.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86464>>86465
>>86463
Oh, that's the same SCAR I have equipped.
I don't use it unless I pick one up though, because I'm concerned about people calling me mean names.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86465>>86466
>>86464
I don't use it because I can buy the AWP for cheaper and be done with 1 shot instead of 2.
If not just buy the SG553/AUG and be done with faster 4 shots.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86466>>86467
>>86465
If you're happy with it, I have enough left over in my OPSkins from the keys for a minimal wear, non-stattrak one.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86467>>86468
>>86466
No need to, just save it for yourself.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86468>>86469
>>86467
Anyways! I have to focus on something for the rest of the night. See you tomorrow hopefully.
Enjoy your rifle.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86469>>86470
>>86468
Oh..
Stay safe!
And you shouldn't have..
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86470>>86471
>>86469
It's not like I'm leaving my house or anything!
I was happy with yours, so it's only fair! Today's a special case.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86471>>86472
>>86470
Well, still!
Ah, I had heard that game was very nice, I mean Ori.
How comes?
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86472>>86473
>>86471
I guess I could stub my toe really hard, or get coffee burns…
My first hour was promising, I'll likely continue tomorrow. I'm not sure it's your sort of game, though. Now that I think of it, I don't really have any idea what you play outside of shooters.
Because I'm spending it with you. :^)
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86473>>86474
>>86472
Don't do that!
Haven't played it, but I had heart a lot of praise like from my co-worker with insomnia played it through the nights when I was working and doing college at the same time and he praised it during it's release.
And one other poster as of lately told me it's a very nice/hard game with awesome visuals.
Ehh, I just play games with unlocking elements as grinding for great gear is the same as achieving something for me.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86474>>86475
>>86473
I'll be very careful now.
I would give hollow knight the same praise, and it's in the same genre. I got it a while back and I basically just played it during my free time from the time I started to 100%.
I used to play games a lot for escapism, so I mainly play games for experiencing the world and story. Outside of Monster hunter, I can't put a lot of time into the "get really good at doing the same thing over years" kind of game as much as I would like, but I'm a big fan of co-op multiplayer.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86475>>86476
>>86474
Ah, I bought someone the whole edition as x'mas gift.
Well, I just play games for the sense of purpose during my free time, although unlocking stuff or getting nice stuff is quite a large part of it as it makes me feel like I've actually achieved something.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86476>>86477
>>86475
Whole edition?
That's a fair reason. Another reason is when you have friends that you don't really have anything to do with other than the same games you play…
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86477>>86478
>>86476
Yeah, with whatever stuff that it comes.
I think the only "indie" games that I currently have under play are, uh, Hyper Light Drifter, Enter The Gungeon, RUINER, Furi and I haven't finished Hero Siege despite having it for eons..
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86478>>86479
>>86477
I don't recognize Hero Siege.
The time I spent with gungeon was pretty fun, though.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86479
>>86478
Hero Siege is kind of like Binding of Isaac with different classes and randomized upgrades that you get from different points, so practically just roguelike run 'n' gun game with levels/upgrades and items.
Also Finnish game.
My sister bought it for me many years ago, just before I began posting.
I watched videos of Gungeon and it seemed fun, I got Gungeon and Hyper Light Drifter gifted as I wished for them and they seemed fun.
But I bought RUINER and Furi as they seemed fun, but Furi is awfully hard even with a controller and RUINER's alright, but I dropped it for a while for Prey and haven't continued it yet..
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86480>>86481
Sounds pretty straightforward.
Nice sister!
I haven't played Furi, but it looks interesting.
Leaving for real now. Please come again.
▶ cdf768 (85) No.86481
>>86480
Yeah, I only played it for a bit when I was in Madeira for those idle moments between hiking trips, so I never got real far in it..
It seems to have a nice story and amazing OST, but it's awfully hard to beat.
Ah, sleep well Ese!
▶ 3b4ce1 (1) No.86483>>86484
>>86482
>little buddy
Is that a short joke?
Yes, yes, Merry Christmas!
I have to get ready for family stuff and such. Enjoy your Christmas, Ese.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86484
>>86483
No, it's a reference.
You as well. I'll just be here, though!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86487>>86488
Merry Christmas, everyone.
▶ ae9f49 (130) No.86488>>86489 >>86491
>>86486
Looks like I'm helping to build a cabin innawoods.
Send help.
>>86487
What did you get this morning?
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86489>>86491
>Feels like -32°C
Leaving the apartment was a mistake.
>>86488
Today?
Is it going to be yours.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86491>>86492
>>86488
Socks, negative gloves, a 135 decibel horn, and my camera back with working seals.
>>86489
Way too cold.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86492>>86493
>>86491
I'm long over it by now, but it was an unhappy surprise! What are negative gloves?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86493>>86494
>>86492
They're just lint-free cotton gloves, for use when working with film negatives.
Getting fingerprints and other oils on them is really bad.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86494>>86495
>>86493
I kind of guessed, but when I went to confirm on the google, it brought up soccer goalkeeper gloves, and that just didn't really seem right!
Are you all done with your familial obligations for the year now?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86495>>86496
>>86494
That's a strange thing to pop up.
Yes, I'm pretty much done with obligations for now.
Yay.
▶ 5c6a50 (59) No.86496>>86497
>>86495
You can confirm for yourself, I promise!
Free until the next big one!
So what now, then?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86497
>>86496
I have confirmed it!
Spring break, here we come.
I'm not too sure. I'll probably just take it easy for the rest of the day.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86498
Also, the OG pinned thread image 404s for me now.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86499>>86500
How give friend in different country games?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86500>>86501
>>86499
Buy them a key for their region, or a global key.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86502>>86503
>>86501
Blame the russians for abusing it.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86503>>86504
>>86502
How does one get this key in their region?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86504>>86505
>>86503
You could get it off G2A or something.
But that place is kind of sketchy.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86505>>86506
>>86504
Kill all Russians!
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86509>>86510
>>86508
Was your mother Russian?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86510>>86511
>>86509
I'm all Euro, as far as I can tell.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86511>>86512
>>86510
You're actually Jewish
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86512>>86513
>>86511
Oy vey, what a shock.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86513>>86514
>>86512
Your Yishva is going to come soon.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86516>>86517
>>86515
An entire educational system is coming for me?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86517>>86518
>>86516
Sounds a bit foreboding when you put it like that.
But yes.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86518>>86519
>>86517
Scary.
Good thing my family has no record of being Jewish.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86519>>86520
>>86518
You have to see the 23&me results.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86520>>86521
>>86519
Only if you pay for them!
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86521>>86522
>>86520
Are we going to get married?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86522>>86523
>>86521
Only if you propose.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86525>>86526
>>86524
Unless you're a girl.
Which can be arranged
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86526>>86527
>>86525
Never ever.
I'm sold as-is.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86527>>86528
>>86526
Even if brain transplants exist?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86528>>86529
>>86527
This brain is staying in me until I die, so no.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86529>>86530
>>86528
You're the 14th most important person this century.
To preserve your intelligence and aura. Scientist have preserved your brain in a robo loli catgirl.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86530>>86531
>>86529
First I'll whack them for doing something like that, then I'll shake their hands for having good taste.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86531>>86532
>>86530
They'll put your body in a Robo ran.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86532>>86533
>>86531
I wouldn't mind.
Although, I'd question their thinking behind it, if they're trying to preserve my aura.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86533>>86534
>>86532
Ever watch the movie AI?
Same reasoning.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86534>>86535
>>86533
You should know by now that I've more than likely not seen whatever movie you're comparing it to.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86535>>86536
>>86534
I'll fill you in.
>Robot kid really loves his mom
>Robot kid is abandoned by mom because real becomes healthy
>robot kid joins prostitute Jude Law on misadventures across US
>Go to New York City and gets frozen in ice for 1500 years
>Ayy Lmaos drop by and ask robot kid what he wants most in life
>Kid ask for mommy
>ayy lmaos give kid robo mummy and robo kid suckles her boobs forever
Stanley Kubrick man.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86536>>86537
>>86535
…So I'd have some robo kid going after me?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86537>>86538
>>86536
No, Scientist wanted to make you happy.
So, they put you in robo ran.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86538>>86539
>>86537
What a kind scientist.
One wonders what I did to make me that important.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86539>>86540
>>86538
You became Steve Job's successor.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86540>>86541
>>86539
Bad end.
I don't have it in me to lie to that many people.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86541>>86542
>>86540
Apple used to be good.
Back in the 80's. Anyways, how is Spacechem?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86542>>86543
>>86541
IBM is love.
Spacechem hurts my head.
My friend really enjoyed it, however.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86543>>86544
>>86542
Your friend has the tisms like me.
What is a good game for under 5 dollars?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86544>>86545
>>86543
Maybe a little bit.
What sort of game are you wanting?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86546>>86547
>>86545
uh oh.
Give me a moment..
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86549>>86550
>>86548
Did blonde boy become a fuckboi?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86550>>86551
>>86549
No.
He ended up with Shinonon.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86551>>86552
>>86550
Ah, so, he's fujo bait~
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86552>>86553
>>86551
He's actually going after Nekone, but she's far too oblivious to notice.
If I'm remembering right, she starts seeing him more as a man by the end of the game, so I assume they eventually ended up together.
Who knows, though!
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86553>>86554
>>86552
I still need to get Uta.
But I have too many games!
I just got Folklore and SoSC!
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86554>>86555
>>86553
Whole reason I bought a ps4!
Special Olympics of Southern California?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86555>>86556
>>86554
California is hosting the special Olympics.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86556>>86557
>>86555
Yes, but what is SoSC?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86557>>86558
>>86556
>>86556
Strangers of Sword City.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86558>>86559
>>86557
Oh, cool.
I've eyed that one a few times.
This is where you go on on how bullshit and hard it is.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86559>>86560
>>86558
I'll spare you the sophistry this time around.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86560>>86561
>>86559
Well this is a first.
Anything else you've got going on tonight?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86561>>86562
>>86560
Watching Aliens and shopping online.
You?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86562>>86563
>>86561
Find anything neat?
Just listening to some music.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86563>>86564
>>86562
I found some games.
Let me take some screencaps~
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86566>>86567
>>86565
Can you even run Neptunia and Fencer?
Other than your mysterious desktop, of course.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86567>>86568
>>86566
Yeah, it's mirror that I'm worried about.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86568>>86569
>>86567
Running?
It just looks like a 2d puzzle game. I'd be surprised if you had problems.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86569>>86570
>>86568
I had issues running some sakura games before.
Twins of the pastor and Magical School girl run like ass.
But I can run Oblivion just fine.
Strange.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86570>>86571
>>86569
How baffling.
Maybe you should hire an exorcist, after all.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86571>>86572
>>86570
I'll be the old priest and you be the young priest.
VNs can also run like ass too.
But that was a special case.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86572>>86573
>>86571
You provide the Miko outfits.
Some games just don't run well, there's nothing that can be done.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86573>>86574
>>86572
And Sakura games aren't known for being good publishers.
They add bugs and have a very spotty translation.
They're like the NISA of hentaigames.
Though, I have a feeling Fakku will take that crown pretty fast.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86575>>86576
>>86574
Nigger tongue my anus.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86576>>86577
>>86575
We can arrange that, if you really wish it to be.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86579>>86580
>>86578
Blacks are original jews.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86582>>86583
>>86581
I'm well aware of them.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86584>>86585
>>86583
Not of that video in particular, but I assumed those sort of things existed.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86585>>86586
>>86584
What are Steam Gems?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86586>>86587
>>86585
You can use them to create bard packs, if you've got enough of em.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86587>>86588
>>86586
Bard packs?
Why does Steam even have a trading card system?
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86588>>86589
>>86587
Card packs, my apologies.
You can sell them for free steam money, and they're used to make the emotes and profile backgrounds you see around.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86589>>86590
>>86588
Let's destroy steam
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86591>>86592
>>86590
It's corrupting our youth.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86592>>86593
>>86591
Alright, grandpa.
Whatever you say.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86593>>86594
>>86592
There's a cross-over you rarely see.
▶ e34b28 (106) No.86594>>86595
>>86593
Grand Order is popular enough that there's a crossover with just about everything.
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86595>>86598
>>86594
Even Kemono Friends?
▶ e86dd9 (51) No.86599
>>86598
I just wish there was a manga continuation instead of being left in the cold for never ever S2.