65302e No.4853
I dont.
I blame communism.
bc5ce6 No.4865
Is that a joke, and am I supposed to get it?
? ::headscratch::
a127b7 No.4874
>>4850
i noticed that what frustrates a lot of guys is when i can't tell him what i want. my latest lesson in life is probably the most important one in relationships (because i haven't had a bad ex since), and that's to effectively communicate what you really want, and to do that, you have to take a good hard look at yourself so you can determine your needs before trying to communicate them.
a lot of guys don't listen precisely because a lot of girls don't listen to themselves first. i can babble on and on about my day, but i'd never really used my own words to get to know myself from an outside perspective.
to get a better outside perspective of myself, i've taken a habit of keeping a journal and babbling there so i can look back at my entry in a couple of weeks and see what parts of me need fixing and what kinds of things i really want out of life. that way, i'm not really wishy washy when it comes to telling him straight about the things i really desire and why i desire them. and it is important that you tell him those things, more important than most things if you want to keep your relationship or even to have a good breakup. it's saved me a lot of heartache already.
a127b7 No.4876
>>4874
also, i think that people already do this with things like meditation, prayer, and talking to themselves. they ask a question about themselves and ponder on it in an impersonal way. i think it's valuable to be able to do that, and maybe one day, i'll be able to do it all in my head and just judge myself properly in real time. that way, i can catch myself before i can screw things up again.
65302e No.4877
>>4865
No. Communism actually killed my best relationship.
0829bf No.4878
>>4874
>>4876
The word you're thinking of is "introspection" and yeah it's important for a girl to have that.
>>4850
Personally, I'd say to just be well rounded and decent.
Be capable of holding a conversation, working through issues like an adult, and don't try and be "one of the guys"
Basically just "be a good person, who's also a girl."
65302e No.4879
>>4874
You say journal, I say diary.
Maybe I should get back to write one. Never saw it that way.
cf8ece No.4885
65302e No.4920
>>4916
Let's just say that actual commies exist. People who actually, honestly believe communism is a thing that can work. And people who would break up with their girlfriends if that meant following a communist lifestyle. "Red til death"… Pfft.
bc5ce6 No.4925
>>4920
Well I can't convict.
I do a fine job at avoiding any serious relationship with any theist and any guy who tries to be something because they think it's cool or right to be so, whether that's any belief or interest.
They're all just fads to me, and fads are for kids in my opinion (despite how old these fads may be). Besides, why wouldn't anyone want to live in a 'kill-or-be-killed' post-apocalyptic landscape?
65302e No.4926
>>4925
I thought it was just a meme for the longest time, tho. Like you said, just a fad. So I never paid any serious attention to it.
Didn't thought he actually had a communist mindset. It seemed just so farfetched and odd to be true.
Marx ruined my lovelife. Thanks, Marx.
cf8ece No.4958
>>4920
Honestly i respect that man wholeheartedly
Ideas > grills
7e1bf8 No.4964
>>4850
>How do you keep a man?
Sex and good food. Don't cheat on us, don't belittle us when things aren't going your way, and don't volunteer us for work like some sort of Biblical beast of burden. Remember that we have our pride and when we lose it, it takes some time to come back.
We're really not that complicated, ladies. We have emotional needs, as well, but they're partially tied into lovemaking and cooking, so when we're having sex or are eating a great meal, we also feel loved.
>>4877
>No. Communism actually killed my best relationship.
Dubs confirm what common sense had already made obvious.
>>4958
>Honestly i respect that communist pawn wholeheartedly
>communism is better than girls
So are you back to your grade 9 class in the first week of September or the second?
dea5ce No.4969
The main thing that caused me to break up with my gf was her being constantly "busy." When we did meet up things were great, but she always made excuses for not following through consistently. I actually know her current boyfriend so when she started pulling the same tactic, we compared notes and she had to change her attitude pretty quick.
I know life gets busy, but you make time for what you truly care about. If you say you care about your man, but keep getting wrapped up in other business, you will lose him. Some seem to think that occasionally showing attention when it's convenient is enough. It isn't.
bc5ce6 No.4970
>>4969
>I actually know her current boyfriend
>we compared notes
Red light *district WHAAAAT**
Sounds like you were just a little too needy. But come on… Was she at least texting on her phone when around you? I bet you take selfies and buy into the latest apps and games. I'd bet 10 internets you could post an emoji right now.
bc5ce6 No.4971
dea5ce No.4972
>>4970
I wouldn't call wanting to see someone in person more than once every 2-3 weeks needy, especially when they live in the same suburb. Her texts eventually became once every three days about random crap. And my phone back then couldn't use emojis if I wanted to (which I don't).
bc5ce6 No.4973
>>4972
>I wouldn't call wanting to see someone in person more than once every 2-3 weeks needy
Nope, you're right.
>shes always "busy"
>i just want to see her once a month
It's ridiculous.
450c35 No.4975
02cc27 No.4979
>>4850
>How do you keep a man?
Be interesting and be honest.
Take, but don't take excessively.
Give, but don't give unconditionally.
Be considerate, but don't be a martyr.
Saying no does not make you a horrible partner.
Make sure you're both on the same sexual wavelength.
Be there when they need you, keep your distance if they need it.
You don't need to spend all your time together to make a relationship work.
Come to think of it, all of that works regardless of gender.
cf8ece No.4983
>>4964
Communist or not, if he was able to sacrifice his personal gain for higher idea then he is truly a man that deserves respect
7bbfe9 No.4990
>>4850
>How do you keep a man?
Do anal and he'll love you forever.
450c35 No.4991
>>4990
This too. Actually helps a lot down the line.
Don't mock his fetishes.
65302e No.5003
>>4958
Should I add that he is now a fag? And worst, he's the catcher, not th pitcher.
>>4969
Was she workaholic?
>>4983
But communism is dumb. It cant work on today's world. Lool at Cuba, China and others who tried and failed!
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02cc27 No.5006
>>5003
Communism has killed around 100 million people, the majority of whom being non-white. Being a communist is just an excuse for wanting to kill non-white people.
65302e No.5007
>>5006
But he wasnt white.
02cc27 No.5009
>>5007
Most communist murderers weren't either. Turns out that non-white people can be racist against one another as well.
65302e No.5011
>>5009
IMPOSSIBLE!!
ONLY WHITE PEOPLE CAN BE RACIST.
ebf358 No.5021
>>5003
>Should I add that he is now a fag
>now
that means he always was (probably) so it wasn't meant to be anyway
on a similar note, does anyone fantasize turning a gay boy straight here?
(Remember to not post anything NSFW.) 65302e No.5028
>>5021
I do with traps.
Also, was that a freaking dead dog. Avoid posting that.
ebf358 No.5033
>>5028
you should bring him back lass, and teach him the way of the moral bond
65302e No.5034
ebf358 No.5038
65302e No.5041
>>5038
It's ogre tho. He is totally going for the D now.
And yet here I am, still thinking of him 3 years later. He moved on, but I haven't.
ebf358 No.5042
>>5041
Ahhhhhh that sucks. Meant it not seriously but now I'm sad.
But my bf story isn'T the happiest tale either.
How many bfs did you have?
65302e No.5043
>>5042
Real BFs and not some random weeks encounters, internet ones, or friends with benefit that escalated and then crashed, just 1. And a girlfriend.
So you can imagine why I haven't moved on. First "serious" relationship I had., and not "fooling around".
ebf358 No.5044
>>5043
Only ever had one, first serious too.
how was the girlfriend?
0d6ffe No.5045
>>5003
>communist is now a homosexual
Sounds about right.
320461 No.5051
>>5044
It can be summed as "experience".
Plus, I was 15. Just a child, angry at men and trying somethig else with a nerdy girl I met at a party.
She was a bitch, too.
ebf358 No.5053
>>5051
never understood girl on girl
repulsed by it tbh
>inb4 repressed lesbian
320461 No.5055
>>5053
I am bi, but liken97% on males and 3% on females.
Can't deny that love is blind. But sex with males will always beat lesbo
b537ce No.5056
how to keep a man:
>don't be a titanic bitch
>don't cheat on him
>don't be 400 pounds
>don't treat him like a walking wallet
it's literally just that, if you follow the above, you're good 99% of the time
65302e No.5058
>>5056
What if he becomes the bitch.
What if he cheats on me.
What if he becomes 400 lb or is the fat one
What if he treas me as a walking sex doll
a26a88 No.5059
>>5058
Then why do you want to keep him?
65302e No.5060
>>5059
Good guys going bad is always a shock.
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53d137 No.5065
>>5060
I don't really follow.
Going back to what they were before?
Why would you be with someone with such huge redflags, as being fat, adulterous, or unempathetic?
65302e No.5067
>>5065
Sometimes people change, I dunno.
or maybe they just were like that always? Meh, I have yet to find such a bad guy.
a26a88 No.5077
I mean, honestly "fat" isn't a guaranteed dealbreaker imo. Maybe 400 lb is a bit much.
65302e No.5081
>>5077
I mean, some fat is not bad. And some guys can make fat look good!
But then we have:
https://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988
bc5ce6 No.5109
>>5045
>(…traps)
>asexual
How accommodating.
b537ce No.5129
>>5058
then it's not about wether or not he wants to keep you around, what i said pertains to how to keep a man, not about wether or not he's worth it to keep around
23c1e2 No.5160
Ensure that he feels weak, like he needs you. A strong man with high testosterone won't stay with any woman for long, other than those in his immediate family.
d902e1 No.5173
I'm not sure if it's against the rules for me to post here or whatever, but if you want genuine advice from a fairly attractive and successful man, just don't cheat on me and give me as much love as I give to you.
That's it. I don't see why it's so hard. I dated an unattractive chubby neet from 8chan because she was into the same games I was and shared my culture. I felt a genuine connection with her and I would have married her if she didn't cheat on me like every other woman I've been with.
Fuck man, I just wanted companionship. I turn down casual sex on the regular because frivolous sex just doesn't interest me, I get nothing out of it aside from possible diseases.
If you want to keep a man just love him back and don't cheat on him, even emotionally.
65302e No.5174
>>5173
>Chubby NEET had the audacity to cheat on anyone
I don't like it when males go full sexist but…
Some women can be such bitches. I would never cheat on anyone even if the opportunity arised. Yet this loser landwhale does.
Just. What.
That's why whales are in the verge of extinction.
eedef0 No.5185
Basically, go after a weak cuckold like >>5173 .
Perfect target.
eedef0 No.5186
LOL at thinking a relationship is better than casual sex.
Relationships simply establish you as an inferior, weak minded, and subconsciously self hating male.
3abaf0 No.5190
>>4979
I'm giving you a reply because you clearly put a lot of effort into that. Faggot.
(Be nice with guys who actually try to discuss with females) 5de45e No.5191
I dont keep a man, they are pain in the ass.
5de45e No.5192
3abaf0 No.5195
>>5003
>turning a man into a gay commie was her best relationship
>is a tripfag
Nothing surprising here
65302e No.5216
>>5195
Is namefag, not tripfag. You fucking normie.
And I post with name out of transparency. Since I am the BO and all that jazz.
I mean, this placr has IDs. So there's really nothing to hide.
87f70f No.5247
Have you girls thought it depends more on the type of man than the things you do to keep him?
I'm not a "bad guy" and I'm not a beta either. I've been into relationships, and some of them I feel that I could have extended into eternity. It was placid. It was fine. But I wanted to travel and basically GTFO.
One day I'll fetch a 17 year old girl in the last non degenerate corners of the world and settle down. Until then I find difficult to stay with any girl, regardless of how great I feel with them.
On the other hand you have guys that were meant from the start for a long, long relationship (one of my best froonds, he's with a cool girl, he's happy with her, but more importantly, that is what he wants)
And there's cucks, men on whom you can cheat, spit, hurt, and they will never leave you or always come back for more.
Maybe it's a genetic thing in the man?
>>4876
>>4874
That was brilliant. Thanks from the bottom of my hearth
I don't know how to flag send help plz
87f70f No.5248
>>5003
OOOOHH
You're being silly Snailgirl. He didn't leave you because MUH IDEALS, he left you because he was gay.
Not all gays, but some gays, try to defend from their homosexuality getting a gf. Also, male homosexuals/bisexuals are non-straight from the begining, due to an inherent disposition, whereas female homo/bi's can switch on and off at any point in their life, and it's something perfectly average for females.
65302e No.5255
>>5247
>One day I'll fetch a 17 year old girl in the last non degenerate corners of the world and settle down.
But anon, dating someone of 17 at your age IS degenerate.
>>5248
Well, he dfnt dumped me per se. He told me about his views and I ddint agreed, so we both ended.
But coul it be that he was so flaming. Back wheb we werr together he was such an alpha. And now he is literally a cumdump… And it stings me.
f009c2 No.5308
>>5255
>But anon, dating someone of 17 at your age IS degenerate.
Historically perfectly normal. It's TODAY'S standards that are wrong!
65302e No.5309
>>5308
Old humans were degenerates tho.
7e1bf8 No.5338
>>4983
>Communist or not, if he was able to sacrifice his personal gain for higher idea then he is truly a man that deserves respect
>>>/leftypol/ with you, degenerate. Communism is not a higher ideal. It is a much, much lower one.
>>5003
>Should I add that he is now a fag? And worst, he's the catcher, not th pitcher.
It was assumed when you said "communist."
>>5021
>does anyone fantasize turning a gay boy straight here?
I do, but I prefer the Pence method
>>5058
>What if he treas me as a walking sex doll
For those of you wondering if SG is really a girl, that proves it. A man would worry he WASN'T being treated like a sex doll.
>>5308
>Historically perfectly normal.
Historically, they thought disease was caused by humors of the body, and leeching and bleeding was considered good treatment for anemia.
Also, since we're on the subject, men and women only lived into their 40s, so humans were kind of forced to start young to keep the race going. I can tell you from a friend's experience and as a father myself that no one should be having sex these days at so young an age. Kids can't handle it, mentally. It's unfair that the bodies are ahead of the minds, but there it is.
>>5309
Yes, but it was also about survival.
453849 No.5369
>>4850
Treat them the way you want to be treated yourself, OP. Why is this such a hard concept for people to understand? If a relationship is a two way street then you should constantly be attempting to meet in the middle as far as compromise and equal opportunities go. Don't be one of those bitches who just wants a relationship because it provides some security/a man to fall back on in between you sleeping around. You wouldn't like it if it was done to you, so stop being a fucking Hypocrite If you are.
87f70f No.5375
>>5255
Wouldn't you agree we need to estabilish a standard for degeneracy? Otherwise we'll fall on the same trap SJW'ism does, namely: pragmatical subjectivism (·"things are what I think they are!! Science is dumb unless it agrees with me then science is awesome")
I think degeneracy consists in those aberrations of our nature that reflect a weakening of will. I think it's not the act per se, but a deeply entrenched corruption of your core to the point you only live for pleasure. That's the pattern I find in degenerates from the times of Ancient Rome to Modern Frisco.
Yes, that's it. Degeneracy is the effect of living only for pleasing the senses (and thus, different from hedonism. Hedonism is more refined)
Something odd happens to humans when they cease having dreams, hopes, loves. They rot from the inside, and they found pleasure in nothing anymore because their senses are becoming numbed, like the ghosts at Harry Potter, remember? They need to eat rotten things because that's the only way they can feel something in their mouths. I think it's a great metaphor for degeneracy, you simply destroy things around you with your foulness to try and feel something.
On the other hand, I think that, for example, when Alexander the Great slept with his guards, there was nothing degenerate in that action: he desired the pleasure of sleeping with a man, but that did not mean that he had been corrupted to the point of having no meaning to his life. So, an act in and of itself is not degenerate.
Back to me finding a 17 years old gal to settle down, why would you think that is degenerate?
>Back wheb we werr together he was such an alpha. And now he is literally a cumdump… And it stings me.
I feel for ya m8
Have you tried going back into the water, trying to get a new relationship?
7d5bfa No.5381
>>5375
Well, what I think of degeneracy are simply things that I find inmoral. After all is in human nature to be racist and hat whatever is different, yet that doesnt do well in my book.
As for your other question: it has been like 3 years and I am still unable to move on. I barely have contact with males nowadays, both IRL and online.
53d137 No.5385
>>5381
>it has been like 3 years and I am still unable to move on.
Confront your past. You fucked up, move on.
7d5bfa No.5387
>>5385
But will someone really love me like he did?
And I dont think I will love anyone like I loved him.
Death to communism.
53d137 No.5390
>>5387
How the fuck should I know?
All I'm saying is dwelling on the past is doing you no favors.
There's more to it than that, but I'm not sure how receptive you'd be.
f009c2 No.5393
>>5338
Teens have proven to be plenty capable of being mature if you let them. We coddle them to such an unhealthy degree today. By the way, 17 year olds DO have plenty of sex today so the world is failing at your strategy, except it's worse than in the past. They do "serial monogamy" instead of settling down with an early mate. Bet that has a hand in our high divorce rates and broken families. The problem with your medical examples is that the traditional western mating strategies actually worked and leeching did not. They. Worked.
>men and women only lived into their 40s
Oh christ. No. People commonly lived well into their 60s, it's just that the high infant mortality brought the average down.
0d0ed4 No.5401
>>5387
Okay, look. I'm all for "death to communism" but you and I both know that communism isn't why things didn't work out between you two. If you took a moment to think about it you'd probably realize that the reason that he broke up with you wasn't because of communism, it was because of his own flaws as a human being. Even if communism didn't exist he would have just found another ideology to attach himself to and distance himself from you in favor of it.
You fell in love with a flawed man it would have never have worked out with. I've been there, it sucks, but if the best thing you had going for you was such a flawed person you must not have a lot of faith in yourself if you think you can't find someone better.
65302e No.5408
>>5401
He was by no means perfect. But damn it, i loved him nonetheless and I was willing to work through said flaws together.
But he wanted to make me reject my dreams and live in some sort of communist commune… What kind of life is that? When we discussed it, he told me communism was THAT important to him.
> if the best thing you had going for you was such a flawed person you must not have a lot of faith in yourself if you think you can't find someone better.
Fug, you got me. But then again, who actually has that much faith in themselves?
fb5e4d No.5409
>>5408
Has this image always been tied to IBs? I swear I've seen it in the outside world somewhere before.
>But then again, who actually has that much faith in themselves?
People who can tell themselves, "I am lovable" and you are lovable, it's just a matter of letting yourself be loved by people who can see that in you. It's a little scary, but nothing else we "believe," in an intellectual sense, comes before that.
e691e0 No.5427
>>4850
>How do you keep a man?
Fun.
Not sex, not even love, but fun.
Girls please, just ponder on how long a man can have a good friend, just be that! His good friend. Then you get to be the good friend that's also a wife.
t. Married for a decade, and still having a lot of fun when we watch movies, play games and make nazi jokes together. she's even proud of having a masculine thinking process, but she's cute and draws cute stuff
e691e0 No.5428
>>5427
fugg forgot the flag.
87f70f No.5429
>>5387
Dayum. Yes, in all honesty, you may find someone who loves you like he did, but I can't tell if you will ever love someone that way. Only one way to know.
And all the pep talk that we spew out here isn't going to do much, it's a choice you gotta take, when you feel like it.
I've been in love a couple of times. When I smoke pot, which I do like once each month, or less, I have vivid memories of my first love. She's forever lost in memory, we don't have contact anymore, but the memories are so vivid I can still feel the warmth. We were friends for years, then fucked up the friendship, then started again and got sexual. We had sex once then things blew up forevermore.
I still talk to the second girl I've ever loved. We were a couple for two years, perhaps the two more intense years I've ever lived. From her I learned a lot about feminity because she was open to me. We broke up. She got back with her ex, and got preggers. We got back to having sex together but not an actual couple, and her bf left never to return. Still not sending moneis. I left my country and her to chase my dreams, we still chat.
c4d395 No.5439
>>4964
Everything this man says is true, my own list:
>Fuck our brains out, indulge in the weird shit that turns us on, be honest about the weird shit that turns you on. Communicate.
>Don't fuck anyone else, ever. Don't even fucking think about it.
>If you don't share his hobbies, learn to at least tolerate them.
>Don't shit test us when we are clearly already having a bad day.
>Show gratitude for our sacrifices
>Doll yourself up once in a blue moon.
>Also: Maintain good feminine hygiene. You'd think it would go without saying, but it sadly doesn't.
>And Also: Don't listen to your stupid fucking cock-carousel riding harpy friends, about anything.They are not looking out for the best in your relationship, I promise you.
Hell, I'd even give the good food thing a pass, but that's only becasue I can cook at a professional level myself already and cooking a girl a lavish dinner is my favorite way to peacock
000000 No.5444
Whenever my bf looks at another girl it drives me crazy is there any hope?
7d5bfa No.5446
>>5444
How often does he look at other girls?
That is the worrying thing.
c6e1f6 No.5486
>>5338
>I do, but I prefer the Pence method
nice too but I meant with psychological weapons. like sissyfication but backwards I guess.
65302e No.5571
>>5570
With communism, eveyone loses.
d2d93f No.5573
>>5571
>Without communism, everyone wins.
(Make anime NOT SHIT again!) 000000 No.5585
>>4850
Guy here
1.Make sure to suck good dick
2.Make sure to cook good food
3.Let me fuck you however I'd like, whenever I'd like
4.Be faithful
I have never cheated on a women who didn't have it coming, if you don't abide by these four simple rules then you won't keep your man and he will move on to someone else. In my current relationship my GF excels at all four and I have never once thought of cheating on her, actually am contemplating on marrying her. Everyday I see her, I know my balls will be empty and my stomach filled with great food.
It's simple
458997 No.5596
>>5338
>17
>kids
godamn, how I hate americans
3c138e No.5605
>>5596
Sounds like you could use some freedom
31cf2e No.5606
>>5605
>Sounds like you could use some freedom
You know what that means, burger-kun?
e91320 No.5630
-Don't be crazy.
-Don't be a slut.
-Don't play mind games.
-Don't belittle him, or his hobbies or interests.
-If you want to keep him, stop testing him. He will eventually fail a test, and each failure will lead to more tests and him becoming less attractive to you.
-Be loyal.
-Don't cheat. Yes, this seems like it should be covered above, but it really does need it's own line. Don't fucking cheat.
-Remember the golden rule.
-If he's the only one who paid for the house, let him have control over how it's decorated. You should only control as much as you pay for, never ever push his shit out into the garage, basement or attic, this shows disrespect for him and everything he holds dear.
-Don't try to change him. If you don't like him the way he is when you meet him, go for someone else.
-It's true, men most value looks, women most value money/status. Realize these things are equally shallow and saying you want a guy who offers you "security" is no less shallow than a guy who says his only qualification is she be hot.
-Be a grownup and acknowledge that you're wrong when you are.
-Never hit him, throw things, destroy his property, threaten his children or follow him around trying to provoke a confrontation.
Other bonuses:
-Remember the whole don't be a slut thing? Try to keep the number of partners you've had to a minimum. The lower the number the more attractive you are. The key here is just to only fuck in serious relationships, and if you fuck right when you met it was never a serious relationship.
-Make him feel like a king. This goes with the golden rule thing, you treat him like a king he'll make you his queen.
-Speaking of, find out what his fetishes are before you fuck. If he has a kink you can't embrace, bail before you fuck. If your fetishes are compatible, learn how to excel at pleasing him in what he likes.
-Speaking of, try not to become dependent on motorized sex toys. Girls give guys shit for looking at porn while ignoring their own use of vibrating rabbit dildos. If you can only orgasm through vibration, you will never share the wonder of a simultaneous orgasm unaided by machinery.
-Blowjobs, don't skimp on them. If you don't like cum, learn to.
-Learn to cook, this can strengthen your bond a dozen different ways. If he works a lot, it'll save him time if you prepare the meals, and he'll think of you whenever he eats them. Cooking as a couple is lots of fun as well.
-Does he have a dog? Does he love that dog? Do you wish he treated you more like he treats that dog? Learn from the dog. The dog is obvious, open, blunt and loving. He never has any doubt about how that dog feels or what it wants, it spells it out constantly.
-Actually this is important enough it needs it's own line, do not expect him to "know" anything. Not what you're feeling, not what you want. You have to tell him. NEVER try to "trick" him into doing what you want him to.
f92d18 No.5645
>start/keep on secretly inhaling top quality Chad dick behind his back.
If he's a true provider he'll be cool w it
df041f No.5660
1.dont be fat
2.cook and clean more than you don't
3.put out
4.dont be fat.
1d2b62 No.5706
Wish I knew how to keep a girl around. Always have them there but never know how to make it work out in the end. Just don't understand relationships.
2dd118 No.5726
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>>4877
>No. Communism actually killed my best relationship.
funny story about that
c0cbb0 No.5748
Just like grab him real hard
Never let it go
Not even piss
cd7b7d No.5757
first you find one who likes video games and 4chan and being big and strong and anal sex. then you entrap him by being cute and cuddly and pretending youre 5 years older than you are. then you play video games with him and llovoe him all day llong and live happily together
ps. encourage him to sleep through stable game time
65302e No.5758
>>5757
>Dating someone from 4chan
c9bd5e No.5770
>>5757
>big and strong
PeachSaliva?
576ef9 No.5784
>How does keep man?
1) Be his best friend. Do things he is interested in. Be happy when you're with him, even if it's just because you're spending time together. Relax and have a laugh at a stupid movie.
2) NEVER lie to him, about ANYTHING. I don't care if you're a psychopath that's killed 3 people, you can hide that shit from the cops, but not from him.
3) Don't get TOO possessive. Believe it or not a little bit of possessiveness is good because it let's him know you really do care a lot. But it should be a "Why were you late? Is everything ok?" not a "Why were you late? I'm suspicious and angry!"
4) Don't disregard anything he asks for romantically or sexually without giving it serious thought. Believe it or not it took a colossal amount of balls for him to ask if he could lick your asshole. or some other weird shit, I dunno And shooting him down without either A) Trying it once or twice, or B) Talking about it for a quite a while and trying to find a good solution. Will leave him feeling crushed, rejected, stupid, and ashamed. Those aren't good feelings to inspire in your man.
5) Sometimes YOU have to initiate things. Not just sexually either. If he's into games, then YOU ask HIM to play a game with you. Just because you're dream date is acting like a 12 year old at the mall, doesn't mean it's his too.
6)Some other shit I can't think of off the top of my head.
>>5748
You are adorable and I want to snuggle you
>>5191
Only if they're into anal.
>>5308
The Romans had lots of gay butt sex with young boys and fucked goats. That don't make it right.
>>5387
Stop lamenting.
Seek help.
Don't fall for SJW bullshit
Love isn't a state, it's a habit.
Learn to control your emotions.
Go to church or some shit.
Find a new guy.
4bb0a1 No.5795
>>5770
But Pat is the opposite of big? What.
1f7f21 No.5796
>>5770
>How do you keep a man?
Listen to how he feels, tell him how you feel and don't pick a shitty guy, there's hardly any good ones around.
0605ea No.5799
I suck his dick as many times a day as possible.
91bd41 No.5810
This whole sub Reddit was created to oppress and exploit the workers
095d88 No.5868
>>4850
You don't, that's the thing for females and males. Every human is different and the main problem is that we all have different needs and expectations.
No one will be ever loved exactly as they wish they were. You can find an aproximation, something very close but never perfection.
Therefore one should not ask how to keep XXX but what makes them want to keep you and what are their requirements.
Of course it is never stated or showed directly most of the time, human are not robots most of us don't go "here is the list of what i want from you, now give me yours".
Yeah, that's the main problem, the list is not written on the face of people. You only get to read it as time goes by; even worse you have to guess it and it changes.
There is no clear answers here, just looking at all the answers people gave in that thread shows it.
The best advice i can give you is : do your best, but don't destroy yourself by doing it. If he doesn't want to stay with you it's only a matter of time before he leaves.
1c31c5 No.5873
1c31c5 No.5874
>>5873
referring to… >>5868
91bd41 No.5882
Mother Mary is telling me to be nice to the United States and to reconcile myself with this land….Mother Mary is the "Queen of Heaven"…. perhaps Washington D.C. is my "Queen on Earth"?
a55541 No.5905
>>4878
>Be capable of holding a conversation, working through issues like an adult, and don't try and be "one of the guys"
I have no objection to a girl I like being part of a friends group as "one of the guys," myself. But if it's not who you are, I'd agree; don't try to force it.
I'm not into a lot of "guy" things like sports and hunting, but I do like cars and vintage electronics. If you don't care about cars or vintage electronics, don't try to force it and pretend you do. Only show interest if it's genuine, and it'll avoid problems down the road.
>Basically just "be a good person, who's also a girl."
This is pretty much it from my limited experience. I'm always too shy and risk-averse to tell someone I like them straight away, so relationships have been scarce for me. As a side effect of this, though, the two people I've had relationships with have been the kinds of people who share my interests, at least somewhat, and we're still friends that do things together even though we aren't really "in a relationship" anymore.
I initially bonded with one of these former GFs when she spotted me playing that copy of Digimon on my original Game Boy and offered to do a trade to get herself a Growlithe. I got a Vulpix out of the trade.
Even though we didn't really have enough in common to get too far romantically, I'd rather have a friend who's fun to be with than nothing.
a55541 No.5906
>>5905
Hm, appears to have dropped my "male" flag. Sorry.
43e4a9 No.6018
>>5585
I agree with 2-4 but not the first because it will cause the oral cancer so I won't suck the private part not even once.
65302e No.6022
>>6018
Uhmmm.. Thats.now how it works but ok
64c417 No.6026
I think being able to read the atmosphere to tell what an individual needs is important, only second to balance in all things. Don't be oblivious and simply listen.
I've got a woman. We get along fine mostly, she claims to love me endlessly and says she's absolutely loyal to me, which is obviously crazy but fine, yet I can't stand her because she's up my ass ALL the time and gets extremely upset if I say "no" to anything, ever. We haven't even been a couple since last Winter and she still says that garbage.
Tears make me laugh and pouting pisses me off, so she knows it doesn't work on me yet this is a constant back and forth between us. She doesn't express what's wrong with her when I ask even though it's obvious, until she's upset enough to start an argument and then refuses to leave my room which only brings me closer to eventually punching her in the head. Then I proceed to stomp all over her flimsy arguments every time. Doesn't learn from the lessons she's taught, has to be told explicitly and repeatedly to give me personal space and whenever she learns something new she acts like there's nothing else to learn.
43e4a9 No.6031
>>6026
Personally I think you need to break up with her because you need a mature future wife otherwise the children will behave like her. Be careful with break up because she may not take it well. I feel sorry for you.
0d21ec No.6032
43e4a9 No.6036
>>6032
> 2pure48chan
Correct me if my translation is wrong. Did you said "too pure for 8chan". Am I right?
453849 No.6038
>>5585
You seem like the type of guy it would be cool to have a few beers with, in fact you remind me of a guy I used to hang around with a lot. He settled down eventually too seemingly.
>I have never cheated on a women who didn't have it coming
I still don't think cheating should ever be a right unless it's an open relationship or you both talk about it and agree to it or whatever. I think if it ever becomes a more prolific possibility, you should talk about it together instead of just going behind her back. What if she thought you were shit instead and decided to play you by your own rules? Would that still be okay?
450c35 No.6039
>>6018
You mean HPV?
Just get a vaccine.
43e4a9 No.6042
>>6039
That will encourage the girls to be unfeminine and we cannot tell them not to whore themselves because muh stronk independent woman craps.
(Nice troll) 450c35 No.6043
>>6042
Sucking dick is unfeminine?
b59a32 No.6049
You make them into your cuckold financial domme slaveboi, obvs.
65302e No.6055
>>6043
Bein sluttish is unfemenine.
I dont know why men hate sluts. Shouldnt they love having the chance? Isnt that all they whine for? Jeez.
f2b100 No.6061
>>4850
Heres some tips from a guy.
1. don't have tattoos or piercings
2. be cute/feminine
3. don't talk like you grew up in a ghetto (aka speak proper English)
4. don't dye your hair
5. have medium/long hair (short hair only looks good 1% of the time)
I can tell you there is nothing more repulsive than women who act/look trashy. Especially women who talk with slang.
f2b100 No.6063
>>6061
If you want more of an idea of how an ideal women behaves, do the opposite of what you see in Hollywood shows/movies and mimic what women do in Mongolian slideshows.
02cc27 No.6067
>>6055
>I dont know why men hate sluts. Shouldnt they love having the chance? Isnt that all they whine for? Jeez.
It's because while they sleep with a lot of men, they don't sleep with them.
726361 No.6069
>>6055
Well, you can't trust them, that's why. Also, diseases.
64c417 No.6077
>>6061
These are more like how to get a man rather than keep them. I agree, though.
7e2a19 No.6079
>>6055
sluts are fantastic, when a man is looking for a slut. chaste women are fantastic when a man is looking for a wife. the only problem is when a slut wants to be treated like a chaste woman, or as if her previous life choices should magically not matter
3b32af No.6080
>>6055
Sluts are disgusting because they are just sexual objects which everyone else has already came in. No guy wants to imagine how stretched your pussies are or how many other men have seen up your asshole or with their dick in your mouth. If a girl has slept with too many people you can't even walk around with them because everyone you bump into has already been in that, they've unveiled you, your pussy is not a prize, you basically have no honour and are a temptress. If I had been with someone for a little while and they told me they had slept with 20-30 people I'd end it right there and feel slightly disgusted probably never speak to them again because they are just a whore who everyone has had a shot of.
7e2a19 No.6081
>>6080
>no guy wants to imagine how stretched your pussies are
anon, i LOVE stretched pussies. not even joking
3b32af No.6082
>>6081
I love tight pussies, even more so if I know the girl is lovely and not a skank, but to be honest I don't really go near pussy anymore
7e2a19 No.6083
>>6082
i love the thought of a tight pussy, but not the reality of it.
f2b100 No.6084
>>6067
Anon-kun please, being repulsed by sluts is a natural response. And all natural responses are based on primal logic/truth.
We are cautious around heights because heights can kill us, snakes/spiders because they can kill us, bears because bears can kill us.
Sluts because they are clearly not committed/reliable/able to pair bond. Also because they carry STDs.
>>6079
Who other than a degenerate would be looking for a slut?
7e2a19 No.6086
>>6084
>who other than a degenerate would be looking for a slut
so, two degenerates looking for the company of each other specifically for degeneracy. sounds like a win-win. go back to /pol/
f2b100 No.6092
>>6086
More like a lose-lose by having such a shallow existence.
491cef No.6332
In my own experience, the biggest things girls need to know are as follows:
-Be respectable. If you're a ditzy, trashy, idiot, then I don't even want to give you the time of day, much less my cock, much less a relationship. At least have the sense to be well-read, or educated in some manner
-Be competent at something, anything. I don't know why most women can't just sit down and learn how to do a skill. I am happy to teach you how to do something, in fact, when it comes to most guys, it gives them a sense of validation that nothing can really top, but I'm not going to do everything for you. You're an adult, I am not going to baby you unless it's cute.
-Learn that men really don't give too much of a shit about how *intensely* you feel about something, only that you feel that way. We understand if you're sad, or depressed, or hysterical, and the good ones empathise, but seriously drop the theatrics. No guy wants to put up with your emotions, on top of you being emotional about your emotions.
-Understand what you're getting yourself into when you constantly bug your significant other to "open up emotionally". This one is huge. I've heard the "get in touch with your emotions" meme from every girl I've ever dated, and NOT ONE OF THEM knows what the fuck they actually mean by that, because when guys open up about their emotions, no matter what it is, girls NEVER like what they see, and they don't have enough of a handle on their own emotionality to handle someone else's strife when it matters most. I know that sounds like some NEET MGTOW shit, but it's Cthulu's honest truth, and it's grounded in behavioral science. When men show emotion to women, especially anger, even if it isn't directed at them, women get scared, then abandon the guy. All that does is show how weak you are. Sack up and deal with the fact that we have emotional breakdowns, too. We just don't feel with the level of intensity that you do, or in the same situations, and when we do, it can be loud. We are not very similar, psychologically speaking, and I've seen long-term relationships and marriages end because of that.
-Men appreciate banter, and a little bit of casual abuse. We appreciate it from our colleagues, our co-workers, and our waifus. Punch him in the arm. Call him a faggot. We think it's cute, and it shows that you're not a total pushover. We may like you submissive, but we don't want to see you as weak and incapable. Let me see you grit those teeth.
-Learn to cook and clean. I can hear the feminists screeching, but seriously, if I work over 50 hours a week, I'm not fuckin' cooking for you. I may enjoy cooking, but I just don't have the time. A good man will return the favor with a good dessert, or a bed and breakfast deal.
No relationship is without give-and-take, so know what you want before you decide to jump on that dick.
This one is not really related, but important:
Don't cheat. Ever. If you don't like a guy, break up with him, you don't ruin his life because he isn't what you want. That isn't his fault. Girls are genetically predisposed to sexual promiscuity and cheating, but you know better. All that does is make you a whore.
491cef No.6334
>>6332
Oh shit I forgot one.
-Finally, present yourself with some manner of self-respect. As far as most guys are concerned, your garden-variety, blue-haired, tumblrite loudmouth, who dresses like a slut, becomes an absolutely unfuckable roastie after age 19. Half of it is the attitude, and the other half is that those girls present themselves in such a way that makes them look damaged. Damaged is only sexy during teenage angst. If you're in your twenties, look the part.
Think of your prospective boyfriend like a new boss. You want to impress this guy. If you're going in with the idea that you're a complete human being with nothing else to improve about yourself, then you're fucking wrong and don't deserve a relationship in the first place, but you're also probably not going to get one.
c8de56 No.6336
>>4850
I'm in my first serious relationship (someone I want to start a family with). It's been nearly 5 months and so far this is working:
>give him a goodmorning/goodnight call and ask how his day is going, everyday
>spend time with his family (cook for them, help babysit, chat and joke with his mother)
>surprise him with baked goods
>give him massages
>tidy his house up while he's out
>have conversations about politics and the decline of the west
>dirty talk during sex
>swallow his cum
>make him breakfast and tea when he wakes up
>go on walks, lunches etc together
Really hoping for the best
ee373c No.6337
>>6332
>When men show emotion to women, especially anger, even if it isn't directed at them, women get scared, then abandon the guy. All that does is show how weak you are.
this
My father used to get angry in front of my mother all the time when I was a kid. Arguments followed which often lasted for the whole day.
7e2a19 No.6342
>>6336
>swallow his cum
granted this by itself isn't enough to keep a man happy, but if you continue to do this after you're married, he'll be one content motherfucker for a very long time
>>6332
agree with almost all of this except for
>men appreciate banter …
i don't like that dynamic. i want to experience the feminine nurturing, compassion, tenderness, etc. banter, arm punching, etc is more along the lines of a masculine trait. that's probably a matter of the devil is in the details thing.
completely agree about showing emotion. it's even worse when we show sadness or cry. it's seen as weakness or femininity, and it makes a girls pussy dry up faster than a rain drop in a desert. combine that with the "predatory agression" mentioned here >>6323 just goes to reinforce that
as for a girls intelligence, i could give a shit. maybe that's just me, since i have a high IQ. you can be dumb, just don't "act dumb" or act helpless, if that makes sense.
f2b100 No.6364
>>6336
<have conversations about politics and the decline of the west
Wew sounds like a keeper.
<give him a goodmorning/goodnight call and ask how his day is going, everyday
Fair warning don't get too clingy. I'd personally think its sweet but I had an buddy who broke up with his gf for being too clingy and calling him all the time.
65302e No.6371
>>6364
>Not wanting clingy
When I love, I do it with passion. He is my sweet prince.
36df78 No.6384
>>6336
The comfiest missus.
7e2a19 No.6389
>>6371
i guess it just depends on the guy, because i really like clingy - but then have a bit of a codependent personality type
c8de56 No.6468
>>6364
That's true, at the moment it's both of us calling back and forth during the day to see what's up etc so it's an equal amount from each side which is good
c8de56 No.6469
>>6384
Thank you I'm trying my best!
576ef9 No.6502
>>6061
I'm fine with traditional ear piercings, one in each earlobe but if you were referring to lip-rings, nose-rings, belly-rings, etc. then I agree.
The only tattoo that is acceptable is a tattoo on your ring finger after you get married. I really wanna do that when I get married.
576ef9 No.6503
>>6336
>Have conversations about politics and the decline of the west.
Well it's good to know that there are some women out there that are-
>dirty talk during sex
>swallow his cum
Sex before marriage? Are you retarded? note that there's nothing wrong with doing those things after marriage, fuck once you say "I Do" you can bathe in each others piss if that's what gets you off.
65302e No.6508
>>6503
>>6503
Anon, not everyone is religious.
576ef9 No.6511
>>6508
Waiting until marriage =/= Religious.
What you're saying when you sleep with someone before marriage is "Hey, I really like you, and I wanna have sex with you, but I also want to keep my options open you know? Like if someone better comes along, or if I get bored of you I'll just move on and find a different dick to suck." it gets even WORSE if you live together without being married. "I want quick and easy access to your body for my physical pleasure, but I also don't want to get TOO serious you know? That'd be WEIRD."
65302e No.6514
>>6511
There are plenty of assumptions in that post.
576ef9 No.6519
>>6514
There are plenty of assumptions in your post as well, so now we're even.
65302e No.6537
>>6519
Good point. Usually, avoiding premarital sex is something religious people do tho, so yeah.
I even thought only religious people did it.
576ef9 No.6538
>>6537
>Only religious people did it
I'll admit that the VAST majority of people not having sex before marriage, are doing it for religious reasons. I on the other hand, just hate degeneracy. I've even started going to churches and church meeting and stuff, just so I can meet a few half decent women.
65302e No.6539
>>6538
Having sex before marriage is not degenerate tho?
When you say degenerate I imagine sleeping and cheating.
576ef9 No.6540
>>6539
>Having sex before marriage is not degenerate tho
Oh my sweet summer child
de3798 No.6560
>>6503
I've rarely dated or slept with anyone so I don't feel overly guilty about it, in hindsight I should have saved myself for marriage but I was brainwashed by (((them))) in my early twenties.
f2b100 No.6565
>>6560
>>6540
>>6539
>>6537
>just religion
There is a logical reason why it come to people shunning sex between people who aren't committed to being together forever [marriage (pre-degenerate era)].
The more sexual partners a woman has the less capable of pair bonding she becomes. I don't have the handy statistics saved, but basically a woman who only had 1 partner had something like 80-90% chance of not getting divorced, and then it steadily declined with more sexual partners they had. If I remember right, 3 partners = 50% chance of divorce.
So in other words, unless you want to be a miserable cat lady, avoid fucking as many different people as possible. If someone has the graph pls post.
65302e No.6567
>>6565
Does this applies to males.
Or are males pure beings, no matter how many girls do they fuck.
65302e No.6568
>>6565
Does this applies to males.
Or are males pure beings, no matter how many girls do they fuck.
b4dde9 No.6571
>>6568
Virgin defiling Chads get the rope too
f2b100 No.6572
>>6568
>implying I implied men should go around fucking and chucking random sluts
>implying the brains of men and women don't operate differently
I think men's attachment to women is based more on protective instincts than pair bonding. I would like to see the same study on men too if its available but I have a hunch that its not the same as women.
After all men did not evolve to have any hymen-like feature like women did.
1b9ea9 No.6573
I replace my birth control with Tic-Tacs and poke holes in his condoms :3
And he thinks he's being extra carrreeffullll lol
f2b100 No.6574
>>6573
>birth control and condoms
>but it is [[[somehow]]] still possible for women to get pregnant
If it weren't for the fact that women can alimony a man before running off with his children, I wouldn't see this as such a negative thing.
7e2a19 No.6598
>>6565
>if someone has the graph pls post
7e2a19 No.6601
>>6565
>>6598
i know which one you're talking about, but i don't have it. closest i have there