/fur/ - Furry★

>>53729 (OP)

Yes. Drive by in a car, windows rolled down and loud nigger music, yell "HA, FURFAGGOT". You might trigger the shit out of a tumblr furfag too for maximum lulz. Just don't do it in front of a red light.

>>53730

>Drive by in a car, windows rolled down and loud nigger music

This is starting to remind me of Dead Rising

My job at mcdonalds was to stand on the side of the road as the hamburgler and wave and hold signs and shit. Tons of people flipping you off, throwing shit at you, yelling shit.

I imagine it would be the same if you were just walking down the street dressed as your sparkledog fursona.

I've always seen pictures of people hanging around with others or in public places with their fursuits on and I've always thought about what other people would say. Then again, they probably don't give a shit more than "the fuck is that guy wearing".

>>53738

Holy shit furfags with guns look so funny. Who would take this seriously? Those animu eyes, the fur and the sweaty sack inside the suit. they are so much fun to kill in saints row

>>53731

>Gone Guru

My nigga

>>53738

Unless you're committing legitimate bestiality, I doubt your "self defense" will hold any water, in court. No subversive progress, no court jew support.

>>53738

>pack heat

It would be entirely in-character for my sparkledog fursona to have a goddamn flamethrower, for added lulz.

>>53729 (OP)

Found this on Reddit a few weeks back, I feel it's a good example of public fursuiting done well, at some renaissance festival. It's not your average fursuit, not some shitty blue wolf out in the middle of the open, it's supposed to fit in the renaissance festival vibe, a big beastman rounge looking dude fits in well enough with all the other fantasy shit happening. It's a sextillion times better than any other public fursuiting I've seen.

Now some blue wolf at a coffee shop? A fox at a park? No, fuck off.

>>53837

Shit the file didn't work, here's the Reddit post.

>>53837

Shit the file didn't work, here's the Reddit post.

>>53839

I forgot to fucking add the link what the fuck https://www.reddit.com/r/fursuit/comments/73vr28/second_trip_the_new_york_renaissance_faire_found/?st=J9XCKF0A&sh=88178da9

I'm not even fucking tired or drunk, what the fuck.

All types of cosplay are cringy. But, I never would want to be a bland "normal" pink creature.

>>53851

Fuck off hybrid

You're the Prius of character design

>>53852

I think it's cute, not a bad hybrid choice and also not a bad blending either.

>>53840

This is very nice. The aesthetic of the design is straight out of Kung Fu Panda.

>>53851

>Oversize tail hazard

Kek. If I ever got a fursuit that had a properly-proportioned tail for my OC, it'd be like eight goddamn feet long.

>>53852

>Prius of character design

I don't understand this analogy.

>>53872

>I don't understand this analogy.

Because he's a HYBRID

the prius is also a HYBRID, thats the joke. it's very shallow

>>53872

>Kek. If I ever got a fursuit that had a properly-proportioned tail for my OC, it'd be like eight goddamn feet long.

The con where those pics were taken had a few angel dragons (ugh) there with floor draggers about 8-10ft long at the longest. It's very doable

Yes, always, 100%.

>>53857

Your thoughts are worthless. It's aesthetic is awful. Wouldn't be worth peddling dildos with.

>>53884

Oh. I was overcomplicating it, thinking of the actual physical design of the cars. There are plenty of other hybrids around, of a variety of species. Some of them are so complex that it would be like a car that can run off of sixteen different types of fuel...

>>53885

>floor draggers

Ugh, fuck that. He's not a damned lizard; he holds his tail above the ground so the fur doesn't get all dirty and messed up.

>>53889

I mean it's technically possible to have a tail 8 feet long that doesnt (always) touch the ground. it might not completely drag but it still might bounce on it or rub occasionally. but it would be prohibitively expensive and complex because it would be require high precision cast metal interlocking bearings that can only rotate on the horizontal axis, not the vertical

>>53888

I still want an otterdragon-themed BD dildo.

>>53891

Wouldn't a chain that only rotates in one axis, like a bicycle chain, work just fine? If the thing is mostly just a crapton of fur, it won't weigh very much. I need to do more research into tail anatomy.

>>53892

No because a bicycle chain isn't perfectly bound to rotate only one axis by design. Which means over 8 feet of chain, all that flex in the individual connections between 2 chains they can bend. It adds up. By the time you're X chains in youre dragging on the ground. You'd have to invest in high precision parts that bend on a second axis less, or, if possible, not at all. That's not cheap, or feasible.

>>53894

Bah. I bet I could rig up something in my room in a few hours, from shit I bought from the dollar store. It doesn't have to be precision parts or even made of metal, as it's for a costume, not some industrial application that needs to never fail. It won't even be SEEN because it's under fur so if it looks like a nigger-rigged mess, it's okay.

>>53898

sorry, im autistic

>>53729 (OP)

Miles-DF has stolen way too much money from retards to be wearing a suit that shitty looking.

A Japanese furry music video starring someone in a fursuit. I actually did not cringe once.

>>53851

Legit question fam.

Would you ever murrsuit 👀

>>53939

In that suit? No. the drop crotch is too low and the tail is too big, plus a zipper would be too obvious on scales

>>53987

>a zipper would be too obvious on scales

A simple modification. Make a horizontal opening like a slit, zipperize it, and then have it covered by an overhanging layer of scales, possibly secured at the bottom by velcro.

>>53993

Magnets or buttons would be a better choice, and believe me I've thought about it, but that doesn't change the fact that it wouldn't work with this suit

>>53938

>That ending

>>53998

So are you going to get a different suit for teh yiffs?

>>54068

It stops being cute thinking about there's a guy in it.

>>54073

Only if he's ugly

>>54076

Which he is.

>>54078

how do you know? got pics?

>>53729 (OP)

I wouldn't say so, unless the suit itself is really garish or you're doing something that draws attention for the wrong reasons.

>>54085

Mask a man, and he will show his true face. If it were some goth fur, I'd be likely to believe there's a "good" person inside, or at least one that's better. The more garish and cutesy, the more likely some obese fuck is heaving in there.

>>54101

>>54073

To clarify: There's a japanese girl in that fursuit

https://twitter.com/radywolf

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Radywolf

>>54162

yeah prove to me "she" doesn't have y chromosomes

>>54073

That makes it better

>>54226

>>Truth Body

yep, big red flag that it's an otherkin.. transsexual isn't a far stretch

>>54230

I'm just gonna take it as misspeaking since English obviously isn't their first language.

For my own sake.

>>54162

What a shame

>>54231

She's a jap. You know what to expect.

>>54226

>>54230

I really think that's a translation error, she's Japanese after all. Like... the ideal character...

On the other hand, she's Japanese - Japanese people are weird.

>>53729 (OP)

I worked as a seasonal entertainment cast member at Walt Disney World. Not sure if I'd call Goofy's outfit a fursuit, but I had fun with the park guests.

Except for the Brazilians. Fuck Brazilians.

>>54027

I'm so mad right now

>>54311

fucking french niggers pushing their european degeneracy

we nuked the wrong place

>>54104

Heed the warning, knave, or suffer at the hands of a psychopath.

>>54277

What's wrong with Brazilians?

Any non-normal clothing is. The sad truth is that anime isn't real. Put some fucking pants on

>>54348

>fixie bike