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c8b02d No.6293

据说李尚福和魏凤和被查是因为打掼蛋赢了习近平

打掼蛋的风气就是习近平带起来的。

那天习近平、秦刚、李尚福，魏凤和四人打掼蛋，习近平和秦刚一队，李尚福和魏凤和一队，要打50局，习近平赢了49局，最后一局，魏凤和想着，要是一直赢，领导会不会觉得没意思，于是自作聪明自己赢一把，刚一赢，习近平立马面色铁青，说你妈的，要不总书记你来当？魏凤和回头一看，秦刚吓得趴在地上给习近平舔脚，已经傻了，李尚福当场拔出配枪自杀了，魏凤和吓晕过去了，醒来一看，已经在秦城了。

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