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9e3283 No.4025

习主席毁了我的人生

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前些天约了一个女同学,当时脑子一抽,自己穿着小熊维尼梁家河限定款T恤去了,结果女同学问我这是什么,我跟她说这是伟大的习主席的联名款T恤。她还问了我好多习主席的话题,并把头像换成了年轻习近平的照片。

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重点来了,鬼使神差之下,我告诉她:如果想要更了解习主席,就去油管看乳透社小反旗,她真的翻墙去看了。

结果今天聊天的时候语气明显冷淡了很多,最后好像憋不住了,直接把扁担放我肩上,回了我句:你怎么力气这么小啊,本来一开始见面的时候还说下次一起去梁家河旅游,现在全砸了, 她现在见面就让我山路上扛小麦😭😭😭

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5ef4b9 No.4027

哈哈哈哈😄

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